I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
FUCK BUSH (ALL OF THEM)
Boom Boom.
And the Dawgs they rode in with. GO CARDS!
Now that was fucking funny.
Boom!!!
Would that it were true, would that it were true.
O'Reilly is a large hemmorhoid on the asshole that is TV news and punditry.
Draft Duncan Black -- Pennsylvania 7th Congressional District -- 2006!
hahaha.
Reminds me of that old Jack Lemmon flick "How To Murder Your Wife"
Heh heh...Va-POO-rize....
Even the pods refused to copy O'Reilly.
Billy O is a first class dick and deserves to be mocked. Another sanctimonious jerk from the *values* crowd. Hahahaha. Falafela, anyone?
O'Reilly is a dickless arthropod.
Also I sent that Hal Turner page to the FBI.
Not that they'll do anything.
Damn! I sure wish my Comcast cable remote had a 'vaporize' button that was activated during news and talking heads (TH) shows.
Real interactive TV: if a majority push the vaporize button for some TH during the program, they get the 'works'.
Just dreamin....
(cross-posted at crooksandliars)
Bill who?
WTF right does Billy O have to criticize anyone over anything in the realm of values or lawfulness? Jeeper H. Christmas.
15th...??
Good for you HoneyBear. That ass better get something.
Love it. (And who was the chick in the vibrantly pink dress? Mmmm.)
Wooooooooohooooooooo
The hardcore wingnuts will always have their followers, but one by one the high profile ReThugs are ruining their credibility with thinking citizens. This clowning Shiavo circus is the embodiment of the meltdown.
Ha ha.
Hey, 4LG! Hugs, bigvic!
The hardcore wingnuts will always have their followers, but one by one the high profile ReThugs are ruining their credibility with thinking citizens.
bigvic, from your lips to the ears of the goddess.
Hey filkertom, (minus the skeeter)
That pic of you and your bear made my morning. Hoo boy.
I am not a big fan of Chris Hitchens but have got to see him bitchslap
Joe "there's a dead staffer in my office" Scarborough on his own show. Al Franken also did it the ohter night, but not nearly as effective. Hitchens drew blood! Also makes valid points on Schiavo.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/
I'm so glad, bigvic! He's a silly little bear, one of the magic Hobbes type o' critters, and the absolute best $10 ever spent at a warehouse store.
Hitchens is a git, but his hatred of Kissinger is pure and true.
I don't think Bill O really can play this game of numbers, but he'll probably dig the yowling because he can whine about the injustice of it all and the coarsening of the culture and...falafel.
Hey Bill- Take a shower.
Hitchens looked better, and his mind was sharp. Guess all the sniping he took about his drinking had a positive effect.
toc001
That was so funny.
Chris: Joe you should be ashamed of yourself.
Joe: No you should be ashamed.
I thought they were just gonna keep going. Weird.
So who did get the blame for the dead intern in Scarborough's office?
I posted on my blog earlier about the current state of play in the AIPAC spying investigation, check it out!
The Gorilla in the Room
I finally watched the Scumbooger-Hitchens exchange. As much as I hate Scumbooger, I wish I had seen that exchange, and Buchanan's response.
"coarsening of the culture"
He ain't seen nutin yet.
I should have added, before now.
toc001,
Wow! Thanks for the link. Been hearing about the smackdown but it was good to see it first hand. Even dead drunk Hitch had no problem smacking down Scarface.
Is Hitchens trying to join the reality based community again?
I'm not sure we want him back.
Buh-bye, repukes. If Schiavo doesn't do it, your next bullshit will.
HoneyBearKelly,
It may not have done any more than cause Mr Turner to post the following.
PLEASE STOP CALLING THE FBI TO "REPORT" THIS WEB SITE.
The poor bastards have received hundreds of phone calls to dozens of their offices nationwide today alone, and they already know what I've posted here. In fact, by their own admission, they monitor this web site every single day. It's been that way for the last four years.
Agents from the FBI Joint Terrorism Task Force visit me upwards of twice a month and have done so for the last two years. Agents from the U.S. Secret Service, US Marshall Service and Troopers from the New Jersey State Police Counter Terrorism Unit have also visited me numerous times over the content of this web site.
In each instance, no action by law enforcement was needed (or possible) because despite what you may THINK about what appears here, nothing on this site is a "threat." This site contains my OPINIONS. As harsh as they may be, we are still free to express our OPINIONS, even when other people don't like them.
As such, please leave the poor FBI alone. -- Hal Turner
Har dee Har.
Hitchens hates religious lunatics, which he believes Mother Theresa and Gandhi were.
Evening bitches!
I can't believe that constitutes opinion. Who can I incite to kill and get away with?
OPINIONS are Ok if you are a right wing death squader.
But if you aren't, you go to prison.
Also: OReilly: if you overcook the falafel in a steamer it might blow up.
Shorter Turner:
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. If anyone's opinion is different from mine, my opinion is to kill them. Easy, see?
Filkertom,
I went to the Make A Bear Store before Valentine's Day and did a customized bear for Mr. bigvic. He takes it with him when he travels and the hotel Maids treat it swell, propping the little guy up on the bed with care.
I think Joe said that Clinton killed the girl in his office. Standard Repug rule #2 if that doesn't work . . . 9/11
I don't get it. Why do right wing death squaders get to get away with this, Elaine? Am I so fucking naive?
You know, a Sheik is in prison for INCITING the first attacks on the WTC.
So...if you are a rightwingloon, you can incite riots and beg people to murder innocent citizens or JUDGES but if you are not this select, white racist group, then you go to prison?
Gack. Disgusting. TYPICAL.
I'll swallow your soul
Come get some...
Hail to the King, baby.
Why pick on O'Reilly? I love his exploding falafel trick. From where I am sitting I can see the santorum still dribbling down the wall.
-Liddy Dole
Also: OReilly: if you overcook the falafel in a steamer it might blow up.
BOOM!
In each instance, no action by law enforcement was needed (or possible) because despite what you may THINK about what appears here, nothing on this site is a "threat." This site contains my OPINIONS. As harsh as they may be, we are still free to express our OPINIONS, even when other people don't like them.
As such, please leave the poor FBI alone. -- Hal Turner
Har dee Har.
kent walking bat flying moon. | Email | Homepage | 03.26.05 - 8:59 pm
Why do I sincerely doubt that any Florida cops who heard that this mook wrote "These guys deserve to have the shit kicked out of them, and that Hospice ought to be blown up by a truck bomb" would shrug and say, "Well, that's his opinion"?
So...if you are a rightwingloon, you can incite riots and beg people to murder innocent citizens or JUDGES but if you are not this select, white racist group, then you go to prison?
Gack. Disgusting. TYPICAL.
Elaine Supkis
IOKIYAR!
I'd snarkily incite someone to be killed now, except I'd know I wouldn't get away with it.
Warren Terra,
Brilliant, nicely put. LOL
ALIEN ARMAGEDDOn Beginds.
yeeeeeeeeeehhhaaaaaaaaw
In pre Nazi Germany, if a Nazi beat up or killed someone or incited antisemitic riots, the judges and courts and cops looked the other way. If a socialist or a communist or a Jew retaliated or did the same, they were sent to prison or executed.
So it is today. This is a prefacsist state (we have to pretend this is a democracy still).
bigvic -- way cool. I love taking Da Bear to Walt Disney World, because at least twice the maids have carefully set him on the bed with the remote in paw....
And the shayk's lawyer is headed to prison for defending him. Justice?
I haven't read this entire thread so forgive me if someone pointed this out already, but did you know that the Authentic Indian Name for Loofah Falafel is Lawrence Engraved Flea?
Kent, it is BIN Warren Terra.
This is also a good diary on DKos submitted by checkmate, titled
18 Things we learned from the Schiavo Case
http://www.dailykos.com/story/20...3/26/15541/
1684
And now for a moment of great literature courtesy of Mr. O'Reilly -
"Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon's tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."
William, he is Lawrence of Flearbia.
Kent,
Wow. The FBI visits that nutjob twice a month? You'd think at the very least they would order a mental intervention to have him committed.
Today has been a Bruce Campbell marathon leading up to this, hasn't it?
Those aliens look so good don't they?
Real Texan, you left out the falafel and the loofa and other tools of the sex trade. Get with the program.
8"cut loofas!
RealTexan -- I've read better Mary Sue fanfic about Severus Snape. And not willingly, mind you (good friend into Potterfic).
bebe rebozosquito,
You might want to fill everybody in on the defenition of santorum. It is classic, and apropo!
It was voted the best new word of 2004!
Has Duncan logged on the past hour or so? The ferret is going into withdrawl and needs some scotch.
Anne Coulter called for someone to blow up the NYT building and not only wasn't arrested, she was put on TV and mooned over by Bill Maher himself.
it is BIN Warren Terra.
Elaine, I am (as we say in corn country)
a bit cornfused, please splain.
Bruces Merry band, have been a' captured.
Wow. The FBI visits that nutjob twice a month? You'd think at the very least they would order a mental intervention to have him committed.
bigvic | Email | Homepage | 03.26.05 - 9:11 pm
I think he's bragging, trying to give himself street cred with the radical-nutbar set. Which doesn't mean he isn't a threat, or that they haven't visited him now and again. But if they had to visit him that frequently, as you say, he Would No Longer Be A Problem.
So many right wingers want to blow up stuff, one would think they are Iraqi agents.
Actually, it is Mohammed al Warren bin Terra, Allah be praised!
Put that in your Indian name generator and smoke it! (lost the link)
...put on TV and mooned over by Bill Maher himself.
Maher is a Hack, and he owes a great debt for helping kickstart Adam's Apple Annie carreer in punditry.
AssHat.
Toc00-I believe there is a full account on wikipedia. But, to be brief, with enough lubrication, Santorum himself will be santorum in 2006.
Actually, it is Mohammed al Warren bin Terra...
Got it.
Exploding Falafels!
Booby-trapped Loofas!
Does anyone actually think if the lefties were saying similar things about judges and property in gun control legal battles would have the FBI blow them off as harmless?
I'm beginining to suspect that Bill O'Reilly may have a bit of temper, and that he may not really be all that bright.
That was awesome!
Head biting
Does anyone actually think if the lefties were saying similar things about judges and property in gun control legal battles would have the FBI blow them off as harmless?
I'm mounting my own fifth column even as we speak.
Thers,
Ya think? Hmm. Let me ponder that.
Does anyone actually think if the lefties were saying similar things about judges and property in gun control legal battles would have the FBI blow them off as harmless?
bigvic | Email | Homepage | 03.26.05 - 9:18 pm
We really are approaching the extremes of IOKIYAR, I suspect. People are going to be killed, and, depending on who did the killing and who did the dying, Faux News is going to crank the rhetoric to a level we've never imagined.
As a friend of mine says, Orwell's 1984 is supposed to be a warning, not a manual.
Hitchens looked better, and his mind was sharp. Guess all the sniping he took about his drinking had a positive effect.
chris/tx
He may have forgot the script to his Hemingway act.
The dissapated intellectual, above the fray, listen to him, pity him, whatever, just know he is superior, even in his drunken bleer.
.
bigvic,
from your lips to god's ears. That man is DoublePlus BatShit Insane™
Arrrgggh.
Why does there have to be like 75 posts before a new thread will load on my computer?
Ya think? Hmm. Let me ponder that.
It's certainly possible!
Also, I have a growing conviction that much of what is shown on the Fox Network is... loony drivel.
Definition of santorum
http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/
Thers-
Shut Up! Shuddup- cut off his mike.
I'm beginining to suspect that Bill O'Reilly may have a bit of temper, and that he may not really be all that bright.
Thersites | Email | Homepage | 03.26.05 - 9:19 pm | #
Thers,
Ya think? Hmm. Let me ponder that.
bigvic | Email | Homepage | 03.26.05 - 9:21 pm
bigvic, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I'm beginining to suspect that Bill O'Reilly may have a bit of temper, and that he may not really be all that bright.
About time you arrived, [tapping toes] you are late for your shift and your pay is gonna be docked accordionly.
from your lips to god's ears. That man is DoublePlus BatShit Insane™
kent walking bat flying moon.
And I thought that Bo Gritz already made an appearance in this BatShit Insane melodrama. Gritz, Terry, Turner, and Bush.
Thersites - I'm beginning to think Bush is not the sharpest knife in the drawer...and that DeLay fellow, he tells some whoppers.
Gritz, Terry, Turner, and Bush.
Is that horse I smell, or Horsemen?
Holy Mother of God.......
I'm beginining to suspect that Bill O'Reilly may have a bit of temper, and that he may not really be all that bright.
Thersites
True story.
Had a TV on the blink, the tuner was going out I guess, so I only got 1 news channel, FOX.
I the middle of an O'Reilly rant, I got a double bladed axe and put it thru the TV screen.
Orgasmically satisfying.
.
Also, I have a growing conviction that much of what is shown on the Fox Network is... loony drivel.
Thersites
And Faux News' viewers??? Where's the Venn Diagram for Faux News' loony drivel and the InstaParrot's droppings?
OT news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia
The United States has decided to approve the sale of F-16 fighter jets to Pakistan, Indian officials say.
US President George W Bush told Indian premier Manmohan Singh of the decision in a telephone call at 1345 GMT, Mr Singh's media adviser said.
The adviser, Sanjay Baru, said that Mr Singh had expressed "great disappointment" at the decision.
The premier told Mr Bush it would exacerbate India's security concerns for the region.
Is this not the country that has Bin Laden? Maybe he will be flying the fucking things soon.
And has anyone else noticed that some of what Sean Hannity says is not, strictly speaking... true?
How alarming!
8"cut loofas!
Elaine Supkis
and courtesy some of elaine's other insightful comments i bring you Friedman. which i'm loathe to do because i consider him a hpypocrite, but he mentions an author, and the principles that applied even in revolutionary warfare that this country was founded on.
In concluding his book, Mr. Fischer wrote lines that President Bush would do well to ponder: George Washington and the American soldiers and civilians fighting alongside him in the New Jersey campaign not only reversed the momentum of a bitter war, but they did so by choosing "a policy of humanity that aligned the conduct of the war with the values of the Revolution. They set a high example, and we have much to learn from them."
and those who have not, should check out billmon. not just the shiavo post, but i was quite moved, despite his confirmation of my pessimism, in his explanation of why he quit writing but could not quit writing. we need voices like his.
Ludicras' video will make the Baby Jesus cry.
***snark!***
It's been a pleasant afternoon. Is the country still batshit insane?
New Details on F.B.I. Aid for Saudis After 9/11
Now, newly released government records show previously undisclosed flights from Las Vegas and elsewhere and point to a more active role by the Federal Bureau of Investigation in aiding some of the Saudis in their departure.
The F.B.I. gave personal airport escorts to two prominent Saudi families who fled the United States, and several other Saudis were allowed to leave the country without first being interviewed, the documents show.
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/03/2...s/
27exodus.html
A quick link for all your Santorum needs Enjoy.
I the middle of an O'Reilly rant, I got a double bladed axe and put it thru the TV screen.
Orgasmically satisfying.
.
agave
i've done that, pictures to prove it too, naked pictures.
did it explode? BOOM!
The Schindler family announced they would do no more interviews or press conferences.
15 minutes later the brother was being interviewed by Rita Crosby of Faux News.
I mhope this family gives up the ghost soon.
Hey all. Internets done been down all afternoon here, but I see the festivities continue. Did I miss anything good?
Seems an appropriate time to point people toward the fine film version of The Bill O'Reilly Story. Enjoy.
Yet another example of liberals hating the troops...
FilkerBrain,
Yep, it is making me ponder that maybe, just maybe, some of these folks are messing with us. Shocking, I tells ya, SHOCKING.
Sallyh--oh, yeah.
The religious right takes their cues from bin Laden and the Iraqi resistors: blow it up. Rather, they learned from Tim McVeigh.
Blow it up.
In the case in Florida, "Thar she blows" would be appropriate. Talk about blowing up a woman to save her.
Maybe this is because these guys live with blow up rubber life sized dolls...mmmmm...now I see their logic....
I the middle of an O'Reilly rant, I got a double bladed axe and put it thru the TV screen.
Orgasmically satisfying.
mayhaps, you be a member of the society for creative anachronism?
Awesome story though.
If I may share........OK
During my last time without cable, I enjoyed three channells (just like the old days) and as a result kind of came to enjoy "Married with Children". This show was followed by "The Golden Girls" and sometimes I was too spaced out to change to the PBS channel.
On one such evening I realized that I had a BB gun handy and with a dead aim only available during a Life/Death facing scenario, I took aim and hit the pushbutton switch to turn the TV off before the first bar of the theme song had run its course.
So what was this thread about....
hadenough -- Gee, I guess Michael Moore is vindicated after all. That was always the one "big lie" (or exaggeration) wingnutters pointed to in F911.
Scout prime, they are like the trolls here, always threatening to leave and then not going. Can't get rid of them.
Michael Moore made few if any mistakes in 9/11. He left out a lot of the more horrible parts like the business of the elder bin Laden brother and the bin Laden daddy BOTH dying in seperate plane accidents in Texas, both planes owned by the Bushes....
did it explode? BOOM!
charley
That happened when the GF got home.
Really, she took well, we'd been procrastinating getting a new TV, and that added some motivation.
But for awhile we did enjoy cards, board games and puzzles, weird.
.
And Faux News' viewers??? Where's the Venn Diagram for Faux News' loony drivel and the InstaParrot's droppings?
(()) or circles intersecting.
(my kingdom for some ascii-Fu)
bigvic, I've taken to referring to the Corporate Media as "a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be first against the wall when the Revolution comes". Orgasmically satisfying, if you know what agave means and I think you do. 
I need to get a couple of things done before bed, gang. To those celebrating it, Happy Easter, and to those involved in seasonal fertility rites, don't do anything I wouldn't do, which basically leaves out steam irons and falafel. Catch you on the flip.
Agave, did you do the falafel/loofah thing, too?
Enough of the phone calls on that. The next Al Qaeda attack will be when Wolfowitz gets his Wolrd bank approval.
It will be a chance to stage attacks worldwide to show opposition to it.
They need distraction to set this up.
Fundies are providing it.
Sallyh, mena,
Yes. You've missed a great deal. You better sit down for this. We finally figured out that we don't quite think BushCo is telling the truth and that the media cover for them. I know, I know.
But we do have a swell plan for world peace. FIRE THE RETHUGS. Hope that helps.
FIRE THE RETHUGS out of a gannon cannon.
Illini 90 Arizona 89
Bigvic - you don't mean...
Uh, you guys do know that the picure tube on a TV stores something like several thousand volts? Touch the wire going into the picture tube without being grounded and you can be thrown across a room.
Safety warning - Only smash if your smashing tool has a wooden handle, preferably long.
That is so awesome. Though if I were Ludacris I'd have killed Oreilly by hitting a button that dropped a large falafel on his head.
Hey all. Internets done been down all afternoon here, but I see the festivities continue. Did I miss anything good?
I was thinking of you earlier, remembering that thread where we learned the trademark sign.
Peace out, filkertom. Happy Spring!
How about a theocon alternate activity suggestion box? They obviously need something to do. Anything is better than what they are about at present.
"RealTexan -- I've read better Mary Sue fanfic about Severus Snape. And not willingly, mind you (good friend into Potterfic)."
Filkertom, well, then you might find THIS amusing.
On one such evening I realized that I had a BB gun handy and with a dead aim only available during a Life/Death facing scenario, I took aim and hit the pushbutton switch to turn the TV off before the first bar of the theme song had run its course.
So what was this thread about....
kent_derailler of threads
Yeah, and that Brit show about the Department Store.
(I still love Kelley)
I knew a guy who when he lost the 'mote, would use a paint roller extention rested between his toes to change the channel.
.
Well, at least Ludacris didn't do anything outrageous, like shoving a spoon in someone's mouth so forcefully it penetrates the brainstem, a scenario O'Reilly depicted graphically in his novel, "Those Who Tresspass".
(Thanks, Team Franken)
Oooooh, lookit this - what an opportunity to make a real difference....
"Dynamics Research Corporation (DRC) is a publicly held company, headquartered in Andover, Massachusetts. DRC currently has an opportunity for a Research Historian/Technical Writer at our Leavenworth, KS location.
Job Duties: Research and write historical analyses of assigned projects relevant to the Global War on Terror (GWOT). Research and write assigned projects consistent with the style, grammar, documentation, format and use of Standard English common to professional historical journals and publications. Produce all written papers ensuring that facts, concepts and ideas are appropriately documented. Provide or produce required illustrations, photographs or graphics to supplement any written work. Provide verbal, research and writing assistance to the R&P Team Chief, researchers or editors as they develop illustrative graphics material for assigned projects. Deliverables include composing an average of 5 pages of text per day for an approximate total of 25 pages for standard workweek. Complete writing of not less than 100 pages of text per four-week period and not less than 1200 pages of text over a one-year period. Written material will be delivered in digital, corrected text via email or cd.
Requirements: A Master of Arts degree in history from an accredited university is required. A Doctorate in history is preferred. 2 years recent experience in researching and writing historical works covering a wide variety of military and / or broader historical subjects. Experience in planning a research project, preparing an outline of the intended work, estimation of a timeline, submission of a final report and ability to write a synopsis of the larger work. The researcher must also possess general knowledge of technology used in researching and writing manuscripts, knowledge of the English language, grammar style, and usage as well as advanced elements of narrative / analytical writing. Researcher must know how and where to access sources to check historical, biological, and geographical information."
Whoopee! Finally a chance to set the record straight. Don't you think?
G'night all (secondarily - but we had a little to-do in GWPDA's world, so I'm running late. This time, it's real.)
My relationship w/ gangsta rap consists of trying to persuade students that the English language has some really terrific words in it that don't begin with 'f' and end in 'uck.' (and variations)
I may have to hold my fire from now on. And start drinking Pepsi.
Illini 90 Arizona 89
Oskee Wow Wow, Illinois, Wave your Orange and Your Blue...
I knew a guy who when he lost the 'mote, would use a paint roller extention rested between his toes to change the channel.
Back in the day when we walked three miles to school in the snow barefoot, we had to use the "clapper".
Bigvic--you've got a better plan than we've seen from anyone on the right. Of course, at least you have a plan. It's a start.
Chris/tx,
We might also warn the dear ones never to do same to PC monitor. Seriously. You could execute yourself that way.
Agave, did you do the falafel/loofah thing, too?
Elaine Supkis
I'm gonna have to have a couple more drinks before I can address that ?.
.
that thread where we learned the trademark sign.
==
I remember that. I messed one up the other day and felt like an idiot. & trade ; , right, without spaces?
What did Ludacris do?
"Back in the day when we walked three miles to school in the snow barefoot, we had to use the "clapper"."
chris/tx
Yes, but were you able to avoid the clap?
Good Gravey!
wapo quotes savage wiener and cites his web poll!
Michael Savage, a conservative radio talk show host, has castigated the president on the air, and two-thirds of 21,000 respondents to a survey on his Web site said Bush should "send in federal marshals to save Terri."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp...-
2005Mar26.html
"Frank Luntz, a Republican strategist, said the party was a victim of its own success in persuading the public over the last decade that the federal government should play a less intrusive role in American life."
Yes frank that's the problem. You are too successful. These rethug morons aren't just full of shit, they packed full of shit.
Go git it, GWPDA! They will get a gentlewoman AND a scholar.
It's always the semi-colon that screws the pooch mena. But yes, you remember correctly.
Hitchens looked better, and his mind was sharp.
Well, he did mispell "wife". W-F-I-E, if I'm not mistaken.
cosmic rays, "firetruck' is a perfectly cromulent word.
Why yes Sally, us Tx boys all learned early about the tequila rinse after partaking with skank
ChrisTX or anyone--does anyone know if the Clapper really worked?
So I am minding my own business being first and all, and the damned cable modem goes kerblooey. Well, it seems to be working now. Go for it GWPDA!
I knew a guy who when he lost the 'mote, would use a paint roller extention rested between his toes to change the channel.
catscaring
Gluchlich Geburtztag GWPDA.
I had a very goofy bachelor friend who had his one entire "entertainment" wall hooked up to the C;apper. I used to laugh myself silly at him flailing away.
Sally - Yeah, worked good for nite lights and TV's.
The house mgr of our frat house had one. We would always go in his room right at the critical moment of his favorite TV show (he was a TV addict), clap, and then run out under a hail of beer cans and other shit.
chris tucker,
""firetruck' is a perfectly cromulent word."
I'll take that under advisement. thank you.
That wasn't intentional.
hadenough - Isn't it remaaaah-cabal how Savage's web poll produces results that are so far from any other news organisations?
Also interesting that Luntz admits that he's moving the Bushevik vocabulary to being more interventionist. Vocabulary is needed to proceed with the Great CONservative Cultural Revolution, which Hitchens is still tied up with. (And he still looked like 4 martinis too far in that video with Skank-borough.)
Does anyone have any other way to get to the Windows Media Player version of the Hitchens/Scarborough clip? I keep getting a 404 when I click on the link at C&L.
Well it seems Hal won't be heading down to Florida afterall. His latest posting:
MAYBE I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS TERRI SCHIAVO THING THE WRONG WAY. . . . .
I've been proceeding from the assumption that she was merely a totally innocent, completely helpless woman being savagely deprived of life through slow starvation and dehydrationher by an adulterous husband with the blessing of renegade courts acting in direct defiance of U.S Congress Subpoenas, .But on second thought. . . . . .
She was born a jew, but converted to Catholicism. Being born a jew makes one a racial jew no matter what religion they convert to. And seeing as racial jews are the lowest form of scum in the history of this planet, (They've been thrown out of more countries than any other race in history) maybe starving Terri to death isn't too bad a thing at all.
In fact, since there are so many other jews in Florida, doubtless many who are seriously ill from all their inbreeding and race mixing, maybe this Schiavo thing is a terrific way to set case law as an excuse to get rid of a whole slew of other jews!
I still think it would have been far more humane to simply gas her to death. But I guess after all the hoopla about "gas chambers" in Germany back in WW2, the powers that be are a bit squeamish about using that method again.
Oh well.
-- Hal Turner
Truly sick.
Luntz's party will more likely be the victim of the savage dogs of bigotry and ingnorance they've raised from whelps since they sold out to the old time slavemasters. Folks who think they can control such evil usually get played for fools. God help us all if we can't put this tyrranical tendency to rest, and soon.
OMFG, Pathetic. In addition to being utterly inaccurate, it's sick.
I hope this costs him a great deal, in terms of followers and employment opportunites.
To our resident attorneys: can his ISP or hosting company toss him?
cosmic rays, "firetruck' is a perfectly cromulent word. -Chris Tucker
Your noble spirit embiggens even the smallest post.
Pathetic - oh my god. How low is low?
Hal needs to be deprogrammed.
'Dave, don't touch that..DAVE....Daisy, Daisy......"
Safety warning - Only smash if your smashing tool has a wooden handle, preferably long.
chris/tx
got it, i actually threw mine, but i was scared, and it did explode. bill o'reilly wasn't actually on in fact the tv wasn't even on.
electricity is nothing to mess around with. tasers are bad, i don't care what that cop told me the other day (the media is lying, duh, although i think her perspective was a bit different than mine).
i do have naked pictures tho, the 8 inches cut has not been confirmed. no loofahs were observed at the crime scene.
falafels are optional, but i'm not eating them anymore.
Back in the day when we walked three miles to school in the snow barefoot, we had to use the "clapper".
chris/tx |
I'm so old I remember when I used to have to get up off the couch.
i don't see Dude Abides, PotHead and Steve S here yet, but I have news for them about the new TV.
If anyone asks, I was coerced...
Sallyh,
My guess is that until he yells "fire" in a crowded theater, nope, no way.
His speech, however abhorrent and ghastly, is protected by the First Amendment.
As far as his isp or host is concerned,it's a matter of contractual agreement. I suspect that until he begins stalking folks or spamming them, he's got a free ride.
Damn
I thought I just read
What Would Ludacris Do?
WTFWLD
And Happy Easter.
Was in Conroe, TX this morning, and a group of people where in a school parking lot giving away free BBQ with desert even.
It was part of an Easter, church outreach, I was told.
The feelings, the warmth, just radiating from these people, was infectuous. No propaganda. I got back in the car telling my GF that that was cool, it felt good.
Ofcourse, I was hung over, and maybe still drunk, .... but still, this atheist was touched.
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I'm so old I remember when I used to have to get up off the couch. -Toonscribe
I'm old enough to remember being young enough to have to sit by the TV in order to change the channel for my older brother.
More from that Times story:
...The F.B.I. records show, for instance, that prominent Saudi citizens left the United States on several flights that had not been previously disclosed in public accounts, including a chartered flight from Providence, R.I., on Sept. 14, 2001, that included at least one member of the Saudi royal family, and three flights from Las Vegas between Sept. 19 and Sept. 24, also carrying members of the Saudi royal family. The government began reopening airspace on Sept. 13, but many flights remained grounded for days afterward...
In several other cases, Saudi travelers were not interviewed before departing the country, and F.B.I. officials sought to determine how what seemed to be lapses had occurred, the documents show.
The F.B.I. documents left open the possibility that some departing Saudis had information relevant to the Sept. 11 investigation.
"Although the F.B.I. took all possible steps to prevent any individuals who were involved in or had knowledge of the 9/11/2001 attacks from leaving the U.S. before they could be interviewed," a 2003 memo said, "it is not possible to state conclusively that no such individuals left the U.S. without F.B.I. knowledge."
The brownshirts can start offering their abject apologies to Michael Moore any fucking time now.
Sorry, that last line shouldn't be italicized...
I'm old enough to remember being young enough to have to sit by the TV in order to change the channel for my older brother.
haha, took the words out of my mouth. In my case, youngest child was relegated to changing the channel. Of course we only had three.
JeffCO--of course you had to sit by the TV to change channels for your older brother. It's the divine right, nay, obligation of an older sibling to push a younger one around.
(I suppose I should disclose here that I'm the eldest of six.)
Well, the new TV does have a remote...
T-boy (maybe they'll stay away if we don't use their names) loves to insist that Michael Moore is a traitor. He has yet to explain to me why he (and the others on his list) have yet to be arrested and tried. It's not like he's hard to find- they could have picked him up at the RNC.
Pathetic - oh my god. How low is low?
mena
Sounds to me like Hal got visited by the FBI and told to cool his heels instead of going to Florida. And to look like one of the cool kids he makes up some more batshit insane ravings.
But I do believe that the Busheviks are embarassed by their political base. Terry is prime time, but Gritz and Turner (and DeLay) are good precinct captains that have to be hidden in the closet when the cameras start rolling.
In my case, youngest child was relegated to changing the channel. Of course we only had three. -chris/tx
Three channels? You didn't get PBS?
O'Reilly Vaporized! Niiiccce!
"Excuse me, I seem to be very badly burned but I am still alive"
JeffCO--just call him Romeo. I forget the rest, but Romeo will do.
I still think it would have been far more humane to simply gas her to death. But I guess after all the hoopla about "gas chambers" in Germany back in WW2, the powers that be are a bit squeamish about using that method again.
Oh well.
-- Hal Turner
Uh, my irony bone is broken; is this supposed to be ironic? I can't tell any more. I realize that the Kultur of Life doesn't apply to brown people, but I didn't realize they had gone this far to the, uh, [unpopular characterization] Nazi pole [/uc}.
Of course we only had three.
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Children or channels?
Well, he did mispell "wife". W-F-I-E, if I'm not mistaken.
the bitter Dr. Pedant
I thought that was a pun at the expense of Dear Leader
Since we all know that whenever Perfesser Ernest T. Bass takes a dump, the rest of the wingnut blogosphere wipes their ass, I propose we all email the Good Perfesser the Times article on the FBI's lax handling of the Saudis and ask him exactly when he plans on apologizing to Michael Moore (if he's not too busy taking "candid" photos of campus coeds, that is!).
Just to kinda get the ball rolling...
trying to persuade students that the English language has some really terrific words in it that don't begin with 'f' and end in 'uck.' (and variations)
teaches tried that with me too, but it didn't work.
having worked with inner city adolescents though, i can with good qaulification say i Fuck'n hate Rap.
20 years later i can see it's musical value, slim though it may be.
It seems when DeLay's own father lay in a coma, Tom joined the family consensus to let him die. NOTE: This is NOT on the LA Times Web site yet, but should be shortly.
Well, the new TV does have a remote...
Sally, spill it about your new friend, and the coersion --- interesting parties are now intrigued.
Does anyone remember when the first UHF stations appeared? (I'm dating myself here, to the point where C14 might be necessary to do so).
While we're all busy talking about the Rapturites & Schiavo...look who is replacing Wolfowitz:
Scooter Libby
Four more wars, Four more wars...
BTW, if the Pope and Terri shuffle off this mortal coil on Easter, is that a definitive marker of the Rapture? And if the Rapture comes, do I get my fucking country back?
Non-Christian confused about the process,
g
JeffCO--just call him Romeo. I forget the rest, but Romeo will do. -Sallyh
a trollstruck romeo sings the blog a serenade
laying everybody low with a trollsong that he made
finds a convenient thread and steps out of the shade
says something like I'm a troll babe how about it?
OT
Just got a phone call from my younger child's religious school teacher. Religious school canceled for tomorrow until police figure out what was in the package of white powder delivered to our synagogue on Friday with a threatening note. We're surrounded by churches who were all having services last Friday, but their offices were closed, so who knows what they will find in their mailboxes on Monday. Our rabbi called the pastors to warn them to be careful opening the mail.
So. Fucking. BUSTED.
A family tragedy unfolding in a Texas hospital during the fall of 1988 was a private ordeal -- without judges, emergency sessions of Congress or the raging debate outside Terri Schiavo's Florida hospice.
The patient then was a 65-year-old drilling contractor, badly injured in a freak accident at his home. Among the family standing vigil at Brooke Army Medical Center was a grieving junior congressman -- U.S. Rep. Tom DeLay, R-Texas.
More than 16 years ago, far from the political passions that have defined the Schiavo controversy, the DeLay family endured its own wrenching end-of-life crisis. The man in a coma, kept alive by intravenous lines and a ventilator, was DeLay's father, Charles Ray DeLay.
Then, freshly re-elected to a third term in the House, DeLay waited all but helpless for the verdict of doctors.
Today, as House Majority Leader, DeLay has teamed with Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-Tenn., to champion political intervention the Schaivo case. He pushed emergency legislation through congress to shift the legal case from Florida state courts to the federal judiciary.
And he is among the strongest advocates of keeping the woman, who doctors say has been in a persistent vegetative state for 15 years, connected to her feeding tube. DeLay has denounced Schiavo's husband, as well as judges, for committing what he calls "an act of barbarism" in removing the tube.
In 1988, however, there was no such fiery rhetoric as the congressman quietly joined the sad family consensus to let his father die.
"There was no point to even really talking about it," Maxine DeLay, the congressman's 81-year-old mother, recalled in an interview last week. "There was no way he (Charles) wanted to live like that. Tom knew, we all knew, his father wouldn't have wanted to live that way."
Doctors advised that he would "basically be a vegetable," said the congressman's aunt, JoAnne DeLay.
When the man's kidneys failed, the DeLay family decided against connecting him to a dialysis machine. "Extraordinary measures to prolong life were not initiated," said his medical report, citing "agreement with the family's wishes." His bedside chart carried the instruction: "Do Not Resuscitate."
On Dec. 14, 1988, the senior DeLay "expired with his family in attendance."
"The situation faced by the congressman's family was entirely different than Terri Schiavo's," said a spokesman for DeLay, who declined requests for an interview.
I'm so old I remember when I used to have to get up off the couch.
Toonscribe
You forgot to put can't in that sentence.
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Okay. This is for the benefit of the Y chromosome crowd, since I completely Do Not Get It.
We purchased an ultra thin projection type TV (DTV? Don't even remember which acronym applies here). Suffice to say that it ate up most of our state tax refund. 60" (cut or uncut, I'm not sure). Hey, I stood in line and handed over the debit card! I did my part!
It really does have a bitching picture. The only problem is, there's still nothing to watch on TV.
And if the Rapture comes, do I get my fucking country back? Non-Christian confused about the process
Well if it goes according to how they say...Yes. The believers will ascend to Heaven and we will be left to this Earth. Great! They'll all vanish!
Is Frist ready to nuke the Senate?
http://agitprop.typepad.com/
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My accurate recounting of current and likely future events is losing me friends.
20 years later i can see it's musical value, slim though it may be.
charley
What convinced me that rap had the potential to be great was Quincy Jones' album Back on the Block. Plus there is some really intresting stuff coming out of Africa that brings the form full circle.
When they had finished breakfast, Jesus said to Simon, "Simon, son of John, do you love me more than these?" He said to him, "Yes, Lord, you know that I love you." He said to him, "Feed my lambs."
Good night, and Happy Easter, everyone. Magic is afoot, goodness is alive.
Agitprop--can you imagine? We might even be able to make this country a nice place to live again!
Sallyh,
Our first UHF station in Chicago was WFLD, owned by the Marshall Field family (thus the FLD in the call letters). It was channel 22, IIRC. I remember that it showed a really detailed 22-part documentary on World War I that I've never seen since and that does not seem to be available on videotape. Richard Christiansen, a former entertainment editor for the Chicago Sun-Times, hosted a bunch of the programs.
More "So Fucking Busted."
Charles Ray DeLay died at 3:17 a.m., according to his death certificate, 27 days after plummeting down the hillside.
The family then turned to lawyers.
In 1990 the DeLays filed suit against Midcap Bearing Corporation of San Antonio and Lovejoy Inc. of Illinois, the distributor and maker of a coupling that they said failed and caused the tram to hurtle out of control down the steep bank.
The family's wrongful death lawsuit accused the companies of negligence and sought actual and punitive damages. Lawyers for the companies denied the allegations and countersued the surviving designer of the tram system, Jerry DeLay.
The case thrust Congressman DeLay into decidedly unfamiliar territory -- the list of plaintiffs on the front page of a civil complaint. He is an outspoken defender of business against what he calls the crippling effects of "predatory, self-serving litigation."
Not so much losing me friends, but people are appalled at how depressing I am.
The brownshirts can start offering their abject apologies to Michael Moore any fucking time now.
dave
Since the Polar ice cap is menting, maybe hell IS freezing over.
Agitprop, your stuff just rocks.
"it is not possible to state conclusively that no such individuals left the U.S. without F.B.I. knowledge."
Uh, I guess that would be this FBI?
FBI admits accidentally giving classified files to man who took them
By Michael Kunzelman, Associated Press Writer
March 26, 2005
BOSTON -- The FBI admitted Saturday to accidentally giving an American translator back the same classified documents that he pleaded guilty last month to taking from the U.S. prison camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
Ahmed Fathy Mehalba, who was released from jail earlier this month, contacted the FBI's Boston office Tuesday after he realized agents inadvertently gave him the secret files -- stored on a compact disc -- along with the rest of his personal property.
Mehalba only had the disc in his possession for a "matter of hours" before the FBI retrieved it, said Assistant U.S. Attorney Michael Ricciuti.
"Someone in the bureau obviously made a serious mistake," Ricciuti said. He added, "(Mehalba) never should have created this disk in the first place. This is an echo of the original mistake."
Mehalba's lawyer, Michael Andrews, said the FBI's mistake was "very upsetting" to his client.
"He didn't know what was going on," Andrews said.
The FBI's Boston bureau disclosed its error in a press release Saturday.
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I believe that J. Edgar Hoover broke the FBI beyond repair. The fibbies live in a dreamworld of arrogant unaccountability. This has seriously damaged the national security of the US on numerous and continuing occasions, sad to say. Pull its wings off and start over, while there is still time (perhaps).
And, Saturday data dump; how telling.
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That's O'Reilly? It looks like Dick Morris.
No carbo dating necessary. I was remembering the chunky old dial on our B/W. In 60's L.A. we had 2, 4, and 7 for the networks. 5, 9, 11, and 13 were local that showed glorious old hollywood all day and night, and somewhere in there we first got UHF, I think channel 21.
I was also remembering how all the kids I knew raced to the teevee every morning, sitting right in front of a blank screen and waiting for the stations to come on for the day and give us our cartoons. And the mothers hollering at us to get back.
You forgot to put can't in that sentence.
-- agave
I'm not that old.
Soprano, words fail me.
Where are you, or rather, where is your synagogue?
I'm old enough to remember being young enough to have to sit by the TV in order to change the channel for my older brother.
JeffCO
Oh, bullshit, that never happened, TVs have always had remotes.
what world are you living in?
Next youre gonna give me that BS about .35 cent/gal gas, AND they would put it in for you, clean your windshield, AND check your oil?!
Get real!
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Damn, I'm really slow!
Mena--and remember them playing the national anthem at 2 a.m. when they signed off? And test pattterns?
as for hal, let him speak, the more he says maybe the more people will see the xenophobic hatred that fuels the cult of W. and what ever one thinks of president dumbass, the cult of W may be an even more dangerous proposition.
unfortunately, rove an co. like selling this drivel, and so far people have been lapping it up.
this ain't vietnam, it's not, fascism, as someone up above mentions 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not a manual.
The only problem is, there's still nothing to watch on TV.
Yeah, but it is on a 60" screen.
You forgot to put can't in that sentence.
My accurate recounting of current and likely future events is losing me friends.
I have been to that party, and then some.
Next youre gonna give me that BS about .35 cent/gal gas, AND they would put it in for you, clean your windshield, AND check your oil?!
well, up until you could only buy a gallon at a time on alternate Tuesdays, assuming you got a lucky lottery number.
we also used to think scratching vinyl records was a bad thing.
[rocking chair creaking rhythmically]
Dave,
Hoo boy, another brick in the wall knocked out. Pretty soon we'll hear DeLie yelling AAAAWWWWWW WWWWAAAA!
Jeepers H.
and remember them playing the national anthem at 2 a.m.
I hated that, having to get up out of bed, stand with my hand across my chest...
JeffCO--MA had odd and even number plate days in the 70s.
You forgot to put can't in that sentence.
-- agave
I'm not that old.
Toonscribe
Well then, something to look forward to.
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In fact, I may have invented that party, though if Cassandra were to argue the point, I might not contest it.
Snow--are the commercials supposed to be better in hi res? I'm missing something here.
20 years later i can see it's musical value, slim though it may be.
charley
What convinced me that rap had the potential to be great was Quincy Jones' album Back on the Block. Plus there is some really intresting stuff coming out of Africa that brings the form full circle.
Watching the video clip I suddenly realized that I got a real blast out of watching O'liely for once....
... and I'm sure Bill will blow up over this somehow....
Oh god -- Firefox hates refresh for some reason, and if that minimally interesting post has occurred more than once, I apologize profusely.
as for hal, let him speak, the more he says maybe the more people will see the xenophobic hatred that fuels the cult of W. and what ever one thinks of president dumbass, the cult of W may be an even more dangerous proposition.
I'm in full agreement, charley. Keep it up and keep it in the headlines. Too bad the TV news gives assclowns like that cover in the name of *balance.*
My brothers used to make me go and "stand by" the television whenever the station we were watching had a problem and put up a "Please Stand By" graphic.
It always cleared the problem up.
"But I do believe that the Busheviks are embarassed by their political base."
Fantastic. And how does the Opposition party exploit this?
I'm starting to worry that it'll acquiesce in this as in virtually everything else.
I hope the leadership is working overtime this weekend.
This is, perhaps, another gift, like SS. Or is this a Trojan Horse?
Just push the 'I Believe' button, Sallyh. Some things, we cannot explain. This is one of them.
No, the advertisements are not any better. They're just on a 60" screen.
The only problem is, there's still nothing to watch on TV.
Yeah, but it is on a 60" screen.
Snow
==
No doubt about that chromosome there.
Toby; must have been due to your magnetic personality.
I hated that, having to get up out of bed, stand with my hand across my chest...
chris/tx
Yeah, (:lol and spend an Hour looking at the weird indian looking thing.
I liked it alot better when it started just going TUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
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Uggghhhh...I feel sick!
I bought the Easter version of the circus peanut:
CHICKS & RABBITS
Sugar infused styrofoam, just add your own saliva to form chalky, foamy sludge.
I ate 7 of them, of course.
I guess you can't do this ( )
I might be wrong!
I liked it alot better when it started just going TUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
But then you had to worry about being pulled into the screen and forced to go toward the light.
For a long time, I watched very little TV. I'd gotten out of the prime time habit when I was working nights in high school, and when I moved out of my parents' house, I had a 12" B & W TV on which I mostly watched Star Trek reruns. (It's still a little startling for me to watch ST: TOS in color, which to me looks a lot more fake than the B & W.)
Then I moved to Center City Philly, and because of where my apartment was and the fact that there was no cable, most TV was unwatchable; the only channel that came in clearly was the New Jersey Network station. (The area where I lived in Philly didn't get cable till around 1989 or 1990, long after I moved out.) Needless to say, I really didn't have an incentive to get rid of my B & W TV.
When I moved to NYC I finally bought a color TV (a 19" Sharp without a remote) and got cable, though the signal and channel selection was inferior to my parents' back in the Philly burbs. But the cable company gradually improved the system, and at some point, probably around 1990, they gave me my first remote to go with the cable box. Very cool, I thought.
When I got my first stereo VCR in the early 90s, I discovered I could now experience stereo TV by playing the sound through my stereo system. Very cool indeed, especially for Star Trek: The Next Generation and Northern Exposure.
Well, now, 12 years later, I got 7 remotes for my main entertainment system, and 3 for my bedroom TV/VCR/DVD setup. And I ask myself, how did I get here?
And I ask myself, how did I get
here?
Is this my beautiful house? Is this my beautiful wife?
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Well, now, 12 years later, I got 7 remotes for my main entertainment system, and 3 for my bedroom TV/VCR/DVD setup. And I ask myself, how did I get here?
Channel changing, and channel removing
There are remotes at the bottom of the ocean
Seriously, you need to do a little shopping for a universal remote at least once in a lifetime!
Letting the days go by!
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Where are you, or rather, where is your synagogue?
Nashville, Tennesseed
haha, took the words out of my mouth. In my case, youngest child was relegated to changing the channel. Of course we only had three.
What is a channel? During the day we had a choice of one radio station.
Tennesseed? Oops. That's Tennessee. Gloves make typing difficult. But there's no excuse for not proofreading.
Soprano. Thanks! I was wondering about it due to some BS here in Massachusetts concerning anti-semitic flyers and synagogue desecrations over the last year or so.
I thought you might be local, as it were.
I truly hope it's nothing more than powdered sugar or talcum powder, but given the current political climate , you can't be too careful.
...no, really....uh, reilly.....
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