I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
fuck that vile opportunistic jackass
i nominate his butthole.
If Condi had stolen classified documents from the National Archives which were important to the 9/11 commission, had taken them to her office and shredded them and then lied about it, do we think that "atrios" might perhaps find it worthy of comment?
No? Little bit of a hypocrite, maybe?
second?
please allow me to deliver any response whatsoever to Dr. hannity - i really need to straighten something out with him
the booby prize
Hahahahahahahaha! Whew. Hoo, boy. Hahahahaha.
Fuck that.
fourth! wow. my best ever.
And repeated from the catblogging thread below:
You men of Eschaton are hunk-a-li-cious.
If Republicans had forged a Democrat Senate memo and a compliant press had run with it, pretending that the damaging memo had come from Democrats, would "atrios" have mentioned it?
Yes? Bit hypocritical, isn't it? For someone who is "not a hyper-partisan".
I feel so good about ignoring that smell.
Hehe again
Featured Attractions at This Year's Department of Homeland Security
Pep Rally.
BY AUDREY FERENCE
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Hazard-Mitigation Bake Sale and Raffle
Popsicle-Stick Gas-Mask Contest
The Preparedness Dancers Meet-and-Greet
Department of Homeland Spirit Sprinkles
Celebrate the Rainbow! Security Advisory Continuing Lecture Series
Moon Bounce
Tom Ridge's Wacky Balloon-Animal Hour
Coalition of the Dance Party with D.J. Don't Be Scared, Be Prepared
USA Patriot Act Beach-Towel Giveaway, Sponsored by Mountain Dew Red Alert Cola
That was great.
Whew.
At least the nomination wasn't for literature.
I've still got a chance. Hey, I'm a man of the letters. Really.
AlJazeera has a great pic of Bush with Mr. CPA here
Pope John Paul's condition is rapidly deteriorating.
I don't think it is valid if the page is not college ruled. Can't quite make it out myself, but it looks like wide ruled.
Oh and Patty is kinda cute.
These guys are killing me
P L A Y L I S T S O N
D I C K C H E N E Y ’ S
I P O D .
BY RYAN BOUDINOT
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Classified
Classified Light
Classified Driving Music
Classified Smooth Jazz
Ashcroft, Seals and Croft
Rock and Roll, Probably
Prehomosexual Elton John
Now That’s What I Call Music! (vols. 1-10)
Republican Party Music
None of Your Fucking Business
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I'd hit it.
The guy in the SPAM t-shirt, I mean.
Featured Attractions at This Year's Department of Homeland Security
Pep Rally.
You forgot the Code Orange Julius stand.
This was a racist post. I can't believe you racist, fake liberals.
And that cat blogging post before? That was racist too. It implies all Asians eat cats, because I see a somewhat Asian looking lamp on an armoire.
Have a nice day.
Maher's best show ever.
Hannity likes getting Bukkakeed in a certain downtown NYC club after doing his act on FOX.
Bukkake Hannity
Hannity should get a Shemp award. The best replacement stooge.
hannity is a particularly offensive and odious little troll- a millionaire who jacks off the lowest common denominator of society while dutifully sucking off his republican betters, all while incessantly blathering the most vile, dangerous, and unabashedly false bull shit- but he is only the whore of the day, when his usefullness wanes he will be kicked to the curb like the gutter-scum that he is- i hope his money asskicking-proof...
The Bukkake Hannity story came from a friend of mine who was at this particular club one night. He opened a door to a private room by accident and witnessed HANNITY in the center of a circle jerk.
BUKKAKE HANNITY
I hope that I get very, very old before I die.
Sean Hannity is on the list of my unofficial "Piss on their Grave Tour", and it would be a terrible shame if he outlives me.
Is this a Pope free thread?
The Nobel people need to overhaul their nominations process if this is true...
And by the way, Francisco Franco is definitely, positively, absolutely dead.
Unrepentant Fenian
... it was
Sorry.
Can't we nominate each other?
I am the Nobel Prize nominee!
I am the Noble Prize nominee!
(the crowd repeats this louder and louder)
Hail, Atrios.
I'm very happy to know this is an April Fool joke. It's bad enough that Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Hey, he could win.
"If Kissinger can win the Peace Prize, I wouldn't be surprised to wake up and find I'd won the Preakness."
Robt. DeNiro, Wag the Dog
I certainly hope the rumors about Hannity's strange personal life are true. He's not an unattractive man, and he has the potential to become a great star in gay porn. It would be unquestionably a far more honorable and dignified career than the one he currently pursues.
Unrepentant Finian:
"Here a Pope, there a Pope, everywhere, a Pope Pope.
Old Catholic Church had a Pope, ei ei yo."
Hannity is such a tool. His interviews are some of the most painful things to watch. The one I really have a problem with is that twit Allan Combs. Why does Combs even show up each day, there has to be a better way to make a paycheck than to be Hannity's bitch.
Hannity was nominated for the Falafel of the Year Award which was founded by O'Reilly.
you see ,I throw a lot of bullshit around on Fox, I know that, but damn I make great money pullin the wool over people's eyes and tellin them what's bad for them is really good for them. I know it.That's why I like getting surrounded by a group of men in a circle jerk Bukkake- cause I can feel their release.I can feel it dripping down my chin.I feel renewed
Combs? Heh. Unrepentant Fenian, Colmbes better watch out around Wolfowitz.. he spits on combs.
"Shemp award for best replacement stooge"
Thank you for that Mr Murder, LOL.
Falafel of the Year Award which was founded by O'Reilly.
correction-...founded "in" O'Reilly
Realtime was great tonight, cept for O'Leiley.
Has everyone seen that Administration SS commercial where the voice over says something like " lets hear the Democrats plan" and they play a stopwatch without any sond. Lets see the Presidents plan and we'll have a discussion. MMKay.
""I'm ready to take a week off work, fly to Ohio, Florida, WHEREVER this thing is being fought out--and beat the fuck out of some Republican Congressional staffers if they try to stop votes from being counted.
Who's with me?
Chris Fox ""
oh yeah, that's over with....
.
That's kind of weird.
I keep wondering if they pipe some sort of hallucenigenic gas through the fox news studios.
Those people can't possibly believe the shit they say on the air. No one's that stupid, are they?
Okay. I guess they are.
Alan Colmes helps reinforce the BS liberal wimp stereotype, asshole.
He does not speak for me, if he did his foot would be right up Hannity's ass.
oops maybe not, Sean likes that sort of thang.
Realtime was great tonight, cept for O'Leiley.
I liked the part where Maher said to O'lielly, "Like HBO is going to hire YOU."
I have not seen the ad. I did get my SS statement in the mail, complete with Chimp propaganda.
Colmes. You know I knew that but just typed it wrong. Stupid. Its been a long night and I have a fever.
Four Legs--I don't see NTodd in the house. Let's make a Sam grab!
Everyone is misspelling things tonight. Let's blame it on haloscan.
Yeah, that made me laugh. I guess Maher was as hardcore as he could be with O'Leiley, proabably some unwritten agreement to behave (no mention of falafel for example).
Maher did show what a tool O'Leiley is with his last question/statement about true conservatism.
but he is only the whore of the day, when his usefullness wanes he will be kicked to the curb like the gutter-scum that he is- i hope his money asskicking-proof...
Then curb-stomped.
Sorry you're not well, Fenian. Hope you feel better quickly.
Let's make a Sam grab!
Did you make a cheesecake for the trip?
We'll need sustenance, ya know.
Sam grabbin is hard work!!
Hey I'm surfdork using my other handle.
Anyway I just love Cornell West, he must be an amazing prof to study under.
WASHINGTON (AP) -- "Sandy Berger, who was President Clinton's top national security aide, pleaded guilty Friday to taking classified documents from the National Archives and cutting them up with scissors"
That would be PLED guilty. These AP fucksticks putting out slander lack poor grammar. Most likely this evidences the usual forged leak...
By the way if he cut them up it was because they're classified and it prevents others from seeing them outside the archive. The Archive catalaogs copies, and only allows access to copies so the missing documents can be be easily obtained. perhaps you want this to become a jury trial and the after action memos to become public record instead of staying classified?
Didn't think so chickenhawks...
I have not seen the ad. I did get my SS statement in the mail, complete with Chimp propaganda.
HotKarlRove
Got my statement too and noticed the propaganda as well.
Four Legs--didn't bake any, but got some to go from the Cheesecake Factory, where we went for dinner. White chocolate raspberry!
Oh, and the daughter made brownies. Good stuff.
Has everyone seen that Administration SS commercial where the voice over says something like " lets hear the Democrats plan" and they play a stopwatch without any sond.
Yes I see that one here too. We have a Dem Representitive in a Republican area, so I figure they're trying to play some "partisan games" with the issue.
Any mention of the Chimp SS propaganda beyond the blogosphere?
Hey Surfdork/HotKarl--how's Mrs. Surf and the kitty cats?
Given the amount of material he has been documented haven taken into the archive noboy can prove INTENT in this matter.
That such was allowed bears more upon the archive director than it does Berger as well.
Smarter trolls please...
Sorry you're not well, Fenian. Hope you feel better quickly.
Sallyh, Countess Aerohen
Thanks.
"Got my statement too and noticed the propaganda as well."
Got my statement and shredded the propaganda.
Good evening Sally. Waiting for Galactica...
Surfrove--NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not that!!! I'm being forced to endure it--my husband controls the remote.
(Okay, so I control everything else.)
Went to baby class today. The video of the c-section really freaked the missus out.
I have dad's only class tomorrow.
I'm too lazy to change my handle at home, anyway I like using this handle, it's a very sick name.
The missuus is going to bed so I can enjoy it on the big screen, next will be my Wild Boys marathon.
I got my SS statement and I just looked at the numbers. I didn't bother reading the rest; probably a lot of other people do the same.
I have allot to learn about birthing and how other cultures do it, fascinating.
Karin, save it and read it. Point out the bullshit to others, it may piss some people off which is good.
Why would they show expectant mothers a c-section video? Jesus.
Anyone else notice the "support Social Security Privatization and Jenna Jameson will blow you" insert in their SS statement this year?
Meow, nite all, only a few centons till Galactica...
Nite Sally, and nite to your hubbby and daughter.
I had a fantasy driving home tonight...that the rethugs and their supporters were raptured to an earth of 200 years in the future... where they had to live with the devastation they're creating now.
The only technology they get to have is televised news showing the reversal of their policies....
Silly me!!!
Then curb-stomped.
Reality Check Bouncer
don't make me happy
Thersites--I think that was for your eyes only. And possibly some of your private parts.
The US economy added 110,000 new springtime jobs in March. The best welfare program is a free market.
Of course, most of the media will be on the 200-years-from-now earth, so it'll be a new crew back here in 2005 doing the TV news.
If Condi had stolen classified documents from the National Archives which were important to the 9/11 commission, had taken them to her office and shredded them and then lied about it, do we think that "atrios" might perhaps find it worthy of comment?
No? Little bit of a hypocrite, maybe?
Copies, wanker.
And then he destroyed the copies he had made, which actually is the correct thing to do with such copies.
So that makes you... 110% more full of shit than usual.
The best welfare program is a free market.
If things at my local market were free that'd be really cool.
bushco predicted nearlly 300,000 jobs for march the best system for controlling the idiots is free bull-shit
The US economy added 110,000 new springtime jobs in March. The best welfare program is a free market.
Not when it doesn't keep up with new additions to the workforce, idiot.
The copies Berger shredded may have had unique chicken scratch in the margins. We don't know yet.
The US economy added 110,000 new springtime jobs in March. The best welfare program is a free market.
"Republican Lite" Bill Clinton got rid of Welfare in the 90's and called it "workfare."
A widely known nonsequitor is that liberals really don't like Welfare, they much prefer a level playing field and bootstraps....provided the straps are a helping hand from the government.
My guess is that the 110,000 jobs pay minimum wage or less, lawn mowing and such, filled by the vacuum of 110,000 Mexicans leaving this fascist piece of shit bully-boy country of ours.
The Bureau of Labor Statistics reported that the economy gained 308,000 jobs in March 2004, a gain of 0.24 percent. So when the Administration crows about 110,000 jobs I have to laugh.
Central--what I'm curious about those jobs is what kinds of jobs they are and what they pay.
Min Wage still $5.15 an hour. Who can live on $5.15 and hour.
Unrepentant--they should actually hang their heads in shame over that sort of number. Then again, shame is something they appear to be incapable of knowing.
Make that non-nonsequitor....
The copies Berger shredded may have had unique chicken scratch in the margins. We don't know yet.
EEEEK!
Unique chicken scratch?
EEEEK!
The horror...
Central--what I'm curious about those jobs is what kinds of jobs they are and what they pay.
Well, they just opened a new McD not too far away.
what I'm curious about those jobs is what kinds of jobs they are and what they pay.
Funny how no one talks about that, eh? My guess would be fast food and wal mart.
Seriously, the jobs picture is much grimmer than it looks. They sophistry that's been going on with Greenspan is pandemic throughout the government.
The way jobs are counted, the categories, etc appear to have been squeezed to maximize it to look like good news.
Judging from the people I've known who are faltering... the numbers are much worse than they look. Many have given up looking for work, ran out of benefits long ago, and have not been counted on the rosters for quite some time. It seems that when a few of those hardcore unemployables get a job, it's counted as "new."
My sense from the figures I've seen is that actually unemployment in the US is more like 9 percent. That isn't even including underemployment, with workers who want full time work have been only able to obtain part time work, have had to take jobs for substantially less pay, or jobs beneath their educational and skill levels.
Us Soldiers ordered to BEAT THE FUCK out of Iraqi detainees.
Funny how no one talks about that, eh? My guess would be fast food and wal mart
well bushco has reclassified fast food workers such that making hamburgers is a "manufacturing" job for labor statistical reporting- lies, PR, and bull-shit... and so it goes
Reality Check Bouncer,
I'm wondering if construction workers returning to work after being laid off for the winter are included in these numbers.
Anyone know?
C.Scrutinizer, I don't know. The statements I made are based on observations of personal friends declaring bankruptcy (with alarming frequency) and the lack of a "recovery" to the US recovery.
All the administrators have to do is change the way statistics are compiled. Even so, the jobs numbers have dogged the administration.
BLS says:
THE EMPLOYMENT SITUATION: MARCH 2005
Total nonfarm payroll employment increased by 110,000 in March, and the unemployment rate declined to 5.2 percent, the Bureau of Labor Statistics of the U.S. Department of Labor reported today.
Several industries added jobs
over the month, including construction, mining, health care, and wholesale trade.
So how did MSNBC's token liberal Keith Olbermann suddenly become their point man at the Vatican?
One would have thought this gig would have been more up Chris Mathews ally.
employment figures are essentially meaningless without indicating what kind of jobs (job titles) and wages.
Unrepentant--thanks for the info.
At least in LA, far more companies are planning layoffs than are planning to hire. I can't believe that things are as bad here as they are in other places, either.
Thought the same thing about Olbermann. At least I don't have to listen to Joe Scarborough.
SWR--maybe they felt they should send the one competent reporter they have.
What I find most amazing tonight....is that we DON'T KNOW what is actually going on.
The news media is simply not reporting it. Even bloggers known for ferreting out such information haven't a clue.
It's as if Depression Part Two is already here in some areas like Michigan, and they don't want it known.
Several industries added jobs
over the month, including construction, mining, health care, and wholesale trade.
Construction... fueled by artificially low interest rates.
Mining... for BULLION.
Health Care... CYA hires...pushing more paperwork.
Wholesale Trade... Chinese goods?
We're toast.
Thought the same thing about Olbermann. At least I don't have to listen to Joe Scarborough.
It kind of shows how they respect the Vatican more than they respect American politics.
They didn't want Scarborough saying things like "well I'm here in Rome at the Vatican, the very place THAT THE LIBERALS LOVE TO HATE".
Reality -- I think I finally have to agree. We are indeed, burnt toast.
Tax quesrtion. If I have moral objections as to how my tax money is spent can I opt out of paying?
If I have moral objections as to how my tax money is spent can I opt out of paying?
prison
Reality -- I think I finally have to agree. We are indeed, burnt toast.
Burnt toast? nevermind....
Cheesecake.... ummmm, from the cheesecake factory.
Well imagine that, I compare hannity to Shem,p, and Wpolcott snarks a Shempublican at his site...
hannity may as well get the Nobel prize in physics. The right has already devalued everything else of any worth.
what I'm curious about those jobs is what kinds of jobs they are and what they pay.
Funny how no one talks about that, eh? My guess would be fast food and wal mart.
And part-time and temp jobs.
Why hasn't he been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in Physics?
If they had a Nobel Prize for Best Performance as an Arrogant, Jingoistic, Dimwitted Blowhard, buttboy would win it every year.
Mr. Murder sais:
"That would be PLED guilty. These AP fucksticks putting out slander lack poor grammar. Most likely this evidences the usual forged leak..."
You look more like a dumbass when you call someone a dumbass--and your wrong. Look in your fucking dictionary. Pled is acceptable; pleaded is considered first choice.
Other than that, you're a nice guy, I'm sure.
Damn, it's too funny how many misspellings I had in that last post. Well, at least i'ts funny to me (dumbass.)
Please read "sais" as "said," and please read my improper "your" as "you're."
There, I feel a lot righter now.
I just mailed in my nomination for my dog Oscar (I think that's OK...'cause we're not actually blood relatives).
I nominated him in Economics, but he might have had an outside chance in Literature too (I had to play the odds though).
Nobel prize nominated economist and labrador-cross, Oscar.
I just love the way that sounds.
Funny, its not going to his head at all.
Frederick:
When you say that Hannity will "probably get the Nobel Peace Prize in Physics," may I assume that you are referring to laxatives?
He is so totally and monumentally full of shit!
That man is in need of a physic of great proportion.
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