I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
ha!
This sort of thing might spread thruout the blogospheria.
Oh no! Why mess with a successful nom de blog?
It's as bad as Swift Premium changing it's name to the thoroughly downmarket Swiftco. Or the Provident becoming the uninspiring not at all reassuring PNCBank.
I'm sure they just realized that they didn't need to advertise their, uh, humongous appendages.
Does that mean Michelle Malkin will now change her name to Magalagolong the NeoCon Psycho Hose-Beast?
They changed the archives, too? Good lord, they must have the same opinion of their readers' collective intelligence as we do.
Good lord, they must have the same opinion of their readers' collective intelligence as we do.
TJ
Their readers believe 'em when assrocket and company state that Furious George didn't sell the invasion of Iraq based upon imminent danger from massive stockpiles of WMD.
...changed the archives...
Ah, good communist Russia tactic.
i love this.
"see August Pollack on "Powerline-was-completely-fucking-wrong-gate" (Best. Gate. Ever.)"
You can put lipstick on a pig, but everyone knows it ain't no lady.
You can put lipstick on Liddy Dole's auxilary nipple, but everyone can still smell the santorum.
Aw, jeez, and I had a few good ones all ready to go.
Scud leBum
Cornhole Comet
Tush Canaveral
Roger Bumjet
Whatever will I do with them?
They sanitized the archives (for our protection) too? Duhayum, what's with the Right Wing and their obsession with rewriting the past?
It's like the little kid, "Daddy, Daddy, make it didn't happen!" And they never grow out of it.
Isn't his real name Arseraker? Or is it spelled Assraker?
You can put lipstick on a pig, but everyone knows it ain't no lady.
That was a Pig?!?!?!?!
Dammit! No one ever forwards me the memo.
If you remove the "As if" from your comment, you're saying "we'll stop calling him that."
But it's still the same thing.
Ah, good communist Russia tactic.
bebe rebozo
Rewriting history...Was Winston Smith involved?
Truth in advertising. They have no masculine appendages.
Lying's the wingnutian coin.
Simple truth's like a kick in the groin.
You can't shame a reptile.
You can only revile
The fucking snakepit they willingly join.
Oh, Duncan. You so crazy.
Did someone switch their medication, and give them a dose of humility?
I'm not going to get obsessive about this, but I'm going to take credit for naming him "Assrocket."
Scud leBum
Cornhole Comet
Tush Canaveral
Roger Bumjet
==
Dammit! I was working on a good funk!
I think that Atrios will back me up on this one, too.
I have a thoery that Power Line is just a political dirty trick invented by Senator Reid's staffers to discredit conservatives.
The HTML anchor on the link to his bio still says Hindrocket.
Remember be like Juan Cole and cancel your subscription to the NY Times.
Coffee, meet keyboard.
The HTML anchor on the link to his bio still says Hindrocket.
The Liberal Avenger
So what name is mapped to what nickname? Too tired and lazy to do it myself 
I like Sully Watch's suggestion ("Whinerocket") as well.
no memory of who did, but it likely wasn't me. However, I would like to suggest we place the phrase "asshat" with "assrocket" and "asshattery" with "assrocketry" as general terms.
I would like to suggest we place the phrase "asshat" with "assrocket" and "asshattery" with "assrocketry" as general terms.
==
I can do that.
You know what's comical in this debacle? It's that asshat-rocket could have avoided the whole mess with a touch of "checking the documents!"
Gee, Dan Rather proves to be a far, far better man that asshat-rocket, elephant nose boy, and that other scabby nose picker, deacon.
A little humility could have saved hinderocket and his quirky crew a lot of time, insults and grief, to say nothing of the trouble with their credibility that will haunt them from now on.
Assrocket it is.
altho' egregious fuckwits works well for me, too.
It ain't AssRocket science, it's AssRocketry.
hmmmmmmmm, I likey.
er "replace"
I would like everyone to know that my moniker is spelled "Attaturk", but it is pronounced "Throat Worbler Mangrove".
Ailes posted on that idiotic comment re: the Time magazine cover, too:
(Assrocket) ooks at a photograph of an American solider praying and sees a beaten, defeated, dispirited and demoralized man.
It's not too late to get help, John.
Of course, what Assrocket can't understand is maybe - just maybe - that soldier is fucking exhausted. Of course, when you have absolutely, positively zero experience - or interest in - fighting in a guerilla war, I guess it's natural you'd think it's all beer and skittles...
no memory of who did, but it likely wasn't me. However, I would like to suggest we place the phrase "asshat" with "assrocket" and "asshattery" with "assrocketry" as general terms.
Atrios
LOL, Seconded.
Can we have "Asswankery" too?
Oh, Kevin Hayden at The American Street had a good one: "Hindsocket."
And somehow, I missed this perfect, in your face bitchslap from Athenae:
Freedom isn't free, you miserable chickenshits. You cheer the war, you love the war, you love the troops, you support the troops. But to recognize their sacrifices would diminish your pleasure so you send the images away. You jackholes are the ones who are always bitching that the left "blames America first." You're the first to blame "the media," to blame "bias" when things don't look the way you saw them on the outside of the box. Why do you now blame the photographers who bring you images of the dead and wounded, of protest, conflict? Why don't you blame the terrorists? Why don't you go wave a little flag in the face all this carnage because certainly it's exactly the item you put your finger next to on the menu. THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED. LOOK AT IT. Print out every single one of those photos and paper mama's basement with them, chickenhawks. Here's your war, in all its glory. Max your credit card out, because freedom isn't free.
You cocksuckers, if you didn't want to see the bill, you shouldn't have ordered the food. Quit taking out your anger on the waiter setting the check down in front of you. Schmucks.
YES!!!
er "replace"
Nah,
I think we should use both, early and often. AssHat and AssHattery need to stay in the lexicon, the imagry is too
good to abandon. AssRocket and AssRocketry certainly deserve a place of honor alongside AssHat and derivatives.
Maybe we should reserve assrocket for those who deserve to be named asshat of the year...
Poor Powerline.
The broken clock, which by accident told the right time once, just can't believe that it keeps getting it wrong every occasion since.
They must feel so much less special and unique.
Drink New Kluck! It's sweeter, has no em-bare-assed history and will still produce crowd-dispersing, smelly burps.
Bottoms up!
Is Assrocketry the newest psuedoscience in the Halls of Whackademia?
Strange timing, what with establishment, conservative, long-time homophobic, anti-freedom repig operatives MARRYING their same-sex partners, one would think that the assrockets over there in Trailerblog Park would all happily abandon their closets. Acch! My lying eyes!
Acch! My lying eyes!
ronjazz -
(Assrocket) ooks at a photograph...
Doing his Chimp imitation? We got audio on this?
Admittedly, I can be an obtuse observer of advertising campaigns sez AssRocket.
Well no shit, Sherlock. Obtuse is the polite way to say that you have your head permanently up your ass and your rocket is going to blow it off any second now.
Can the Sunday Bobbleheads and Faux Friends stop calling PowerLie "influential" now?
YES!!!
dave
A-fucking-men!
And oh yeah, I appreciate the pointer to Nitpicker. I love finding good things I didn't know about.
...sources show you what happened, Time wants to delve deeper and try to explain why things happen.
OK, but I'd still like to hear Time explain why Powerwhine was Blog of the Year. I'm serious, it makes no sense at all. Truthfully, if you wanted a Rightwing blog to win, why not pick Insty, or Sully, or, hell, even the Freeps? Is it just because these guys are all attorneys, and therefore have some sort of automatic, built-in respectability? Did they just like the names? Was it all just a joke? (That one I might buy).
Clicked too soon...
Really, though, is Time saying, by hoisting Powerline above all the rest, basically, "fuck all you bloggers, you aint shit. We, the real journalists, fart in your general direction"?
well, "Rove's John" and "Beam Me Up Scotty" don't seem too out of place. then again it could be a bid for a new pope name, JohnPaulScott
I would like everyone to know that my moniker is spelled "Attaturk", but it is pronounced "Throat Worbler Mangrove".
attaturk - 12:22 pm
Hmmm, I always thought "Attaturk" was pronounced "blogwhore".
It's Ass-tastic!
A.
Poor, poor, Duncan. Little, inconsequential Duncan. My favorite little boy. Envy does not become you little one.
The Commissar Vanishes! Remember, we have always been at war with EastAsia.
I'll betcha that Nick Coleman -- the StarTribune columnist who now has a radio show on AAR's Twin Cities' affiliate -- was starting to get under Asspocket's skin. Coleman uses all sorts of funky sound effects (including an elephant for "Big Trunk") to mock these idiots.
Shit, these fricking corporate conservatives at DorkLine have far more in common with Stalin than Churchill. (Though Stalin sometimes actually gave a rat's ass about Russia, which puts him one up on these Ferengi.)
Now you know why, whenever Atrios has to correct one of his posts, he uses the strikethrough technique so everyone can see what he'd originally posted. Unlike Asspocket a' Whiskey, he makes no pretensions to perfection and infallibility.
In fact, let's start referring to DorkLiners as Neo-Stalinists, since that's exactly what they are.
Anyone here got space on their server?
If so, feel like hitting Googlecache and glomming up all the archive refs to the nicknames before Googlecaches refreshes?
OK, but I'd still like to hear Time explain why Powerwhine was Blog of the Year.
[choose your santorum] of the years are like sand on the beach:
http://www.cwfa.org/
articledispl...categoryid=misc
A twisted young winger named 'John'
was caught by his dick in a con
he squealed for his mom
and got rid of his 'nom'
and his face is now pasty and wan
I love the Assrocket. He used to give me Cleveland Steamers all the time.
Poor, poor, D--
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
I kinds prefer "asstard" as most apt myself.
But... Tush Canaveral? ROFL!
This has given me a great idea for some moonbat fun come the next full moon! All on board?
who cares?
No comment space on their blog. It figures.
I've always preferred 'Arsebanger', in best Guy Fawkes fashion.
God damn son of a bush! sorry to hear it! because I really liked to ride that Hindrocket all the way into town and once I got there I'd slide up and down on that Big Trunk at the same time I pounded the heck outta the ol' Deacon!
You know he works for a law firm called Faegre.
Just saying.
Assrockets in flight......
Repugnican delight!
Oh,RocketPoweredHienieButtplug, we hardly knew yea!
A Buttplug by any other name would smell as sweet!
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