I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Oh, dear. I'm not sure I should be first.
Of course you should.
Frist can't buy shoes no more.
Always, Mary.
It's not like we're a bunch of mansquitos here tonight.
Mummyblogging? Really?
Well, I'll either miss the blogging or the movie, since the TV is in another room, and the laptop is too old to carry a wireless antenna.
So I'm counting on you guys to do a good job.
Believe it, Madison, you won't miss much if you miss the movie.
The thread here might be pretty hilarious, though.
Let me say I don't intend to spend much time before the Tube.
So we'll need some really good plot summarizing as we go along, for the video impaired.
Hooray!!!
*jump up & down on the bed excitedly*
Mummy blogging? Well, okay. Mummy is on the right. (Me in lap.)
Wait. Sci-fi Channel is showing a remake of "Mummy Dearest"?
Isn't it time we ban wire hangers and rags as fashion?
Woo-hoo! Echidne rocks!
She's much nicer than Atrios. She gave us a mint!
I'm a mummy too and Bush is a mumbling asshole.
But not one THIN mint!!!
Mmm, mint...
*jump up & down on the bed excitedly*
that is so cute.
Right now, though, I'm watching Alien Planet on Discovery, and will watch second half right after the mummy...
No jumping on the bed allowed! Remember that.
Red wine, check.
Pretzels, check.
SciFi, check.
After an afternoon of mopping up water out of the basement, a 42' mummy is about all I can handle.
No jumping on the bed allowed! Remember that.
But Thers said you said it was okay!
WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Thank goodness Eschaton has a "Kid's Table".
Now, y'all stay put... if you need more soders, just give a shout.
No jumping on the bed allowed! Remember that.
I promise not to squirt my juicebox on the rent-to-own couch, either.
All I need is footy pajamas...
I called my mother "Mummy" until I was in high school. Seems kinda wierd now, but not then.
Two little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and broke his head
Went to the doctor and the doctor said:
"That's what you get for jumping on the bed!"
Now I need to find someone who will let me jump up & down on their bed...
After an afternoon of mopping up water out of the basement, a 42' mummy is about all I can handle.
NYMary
A 42' mummy woulda done wonders with that water in the basement. Them dry rags woulda been more handy than Bounty.
AVE, ESCHATON!
We who are about to Mummyblog, salute you!
Jeez, Echidne,
Atrios lets us jump on the bed.
Elbowing ELi and watertiger, who nod in unconvincing agreeement.)
Oh, dear. I'm not sure I should be first.
Never ever say that.
You be a mummy.
"Whaddya mean where did he go, he's a 42-foot-tall mummy!"
Outstanding.
WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!
Am I the only one who finds the "If" thingy with the guy blowing up the dog... kinda disturbing and badwrong?
Fallen Ones...
Sounds like us, alright.
(backs the beer truck up to the viewing area)
All right, 42 foot mummyblogging!
Ooo, were those gobbets?
Gee, they're kinda pale for Egyptians...
Nice unconvincing severed head!
okay, i gotta finish that experiment in the kitchen, but i'll be back shortly.
Cool, it's Mr. Hom or whatever his name was from ST:NG!
Lurch goes bye bye.
Do *not* piss off freaky snakehand man.
Hey, it's the big tall guy from MIB.
OK, he's dead!
I like Wolverine's hands better.
"After an afternoon of mopping up water out of the basement, a 42' mummy is about all I can handle."
How about some fresh blackberry coffeecake?
For those of us who rarely turn on the TV, please explain what the mummy thing is about.
Echidne, we might need a Mummy II thread. This one is filling up really fast and the movie hasn't even started. Well, maybe now.
Desperate need for Jr. Mints and popcorn.....
...of course, I've been eating birthday party food all afternoon, so....
I'm gonna go turn the TeeVee on.....
Are snake hands related to jazz hands?
I like Wolverine's hands better.
Bah. If you can't sting poisonously with your hands, what use are you.
Capital J--easy. Large monster seeks revenge. Complete with cheesy visuals and bad dialogue.
THAT is the cheesiest split screen i have EVER seen!
Nice unconvincing severed head!
Eli
I thought you guys were watching Sci-fi Channel and not CNN?
Dude, I don't think I would be trying to tell my 42' kid what to do.
Just sayin'.
And then Gulliver woke up...
Ewwwww.
I called my mother "Mummy" until I was in high school. Seems kinda wierd now, but not then.
mer - This would be a problem, how? Eh, eh?
I used to nearly faint hearing the metallic, nasty sounds of other 'children' screaming for their MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM..... Whiz. Sounded like a bunch of deranged beeves.
Parts is parts.
Snaky fingers.
Giant tantrums.
Really bad acting.
and there's the tittie action!
forgive my ignorance, and not to imply that echidne and avedon are doing a bad job, but where's A-man? (I've been away from the net for a couple weeks.)
Woohoo! Scantily clad servant wenches!
Monsieur likes the women's costumes.
The 42' guy looks a lot like Jesus.
Oh, it's the snakehands guy. I thought it was a Jedi.
Whoa, I'm prescient!
Zorak--Somewhere in Spain.
Why did a decapitated head stuffed with pizza just roll by?
Nuts, the first exposed nipple and it belongs to a spooky bald guy.
Whoops, nipply bald man just killed by snaky finger guy who looks like a dyspeptic Salman Rushdie.
Shazam! Chicks with blue drapes over their hooters!
Sallyh, what's the movie's title and who's showing it? I've been doing wholesome activities all day and it might be good to go rot a few brain cells for a while for balance.
wow sweet. thanks sally.
Actually, 42' mummy guy looks like a heavy metal singer.
Giant belching.
Hey, half naked babes. Evil preistesses that are easy on the eyes.
Whoops! 42 foot tall bottom of the card pro wrestler!
The Force is strond in Daddy.
Woohoo! Scantily clad servant wenches!
Okay, we've reached the opening credits, and I'm already lost.
Zorak, Atrios is in some undisclosed location in Spain.
"Desperate need for Jr. Mints and popcorn....."
Popcorn aplenty. Jr. Mints, hit the 7-11 at commercial break.
Robert Wagner is in this?
Oy.
And a cast of thousands! Visual special effects by Chadd with two "d"s Cole - he should be killed, methinks.
Actually, 42' mummy guy looks like a heavy metal singer.
I was thinking Ike Barinholz from MadTV, but realize I may be the only who knows who he is...
Say, wasn't that nipply bald dead guy in "Twin Peaks"?
Tom Bosley AND Robert Wagoner!
Cool music, I'll given them that.
NYMary--I promise you, this movie's plot will have all the depth of "Dude, Where's My Car?"
Okay, I have no idea what's going on, except that looked like Oral Robert's idea of Jesus, and the other guy on the invisible stilts had really bad breath.
Or didn't wash his hands after leaving the little boy's room.
And what's Mr. Cunningham doing in this movie?
Ah, introducing Casper Van Diem's wacky archaeologist character...
WASHINGTON, May 14 - Several of the nation's most prominent environmentalists have gone public with the message that nuclear power, long taboo among environmental advocates, should be reconsidered as a remedy for global warming.
Their numbers are still small, but they represent growing cracks in what had been a virtually solid wall of opposition to nuclear power among most mainstream environmental groups. In the past few months, articles in publications like Technology Review, published by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and Wired magazine have openly espoused nuclear power, angering other environmental advocates.
That sucks.
In case anyone wants to know how great it is to get sick when you've no medical insurance, I just spent 8 days in the hospital. I applied for aid from the county, but was told that the 800 bucks a month I currently recieve from my parents was "too much income to qualify."
Florida ROOLZ!
I'm guessing a NAFTA production, All-Mexican crew. We taking bets?
It's Casper The Friendly Archeologhost!
Why did a decapitated head stuffed with pizza just roll by?
Nuts, the first exposed nipple and it belongs to a spooky bald guy.
A cross between hot sex and a cold shower.
Nice.
Popcorn aplenty. Jr. Mints, hit the 7-11 at commercial break.
Sallyh, La Poissoniere
Popcorn eaten while watching a movie without Jr. Mints?
Well, it's just sacrilege, is all it is.
Man, if my archaeology professors looked like that, they'd be laughed outta school.
Me likee the scruffy anthropologist. Cheesy yes, but cute.
Anasazi? Mayans? WHA???
Any idea WHAT the hell is going on?
Ooh, looks like some dope is going to meddle with Ancient Primordial Evil. Stupid archeologists.
Do real archaeologists say "ASAP"?
RMJ--well, since you're a pastor, we can't have sacrilege.
Will run to the 7-11 at commercial. The beer truck is unloaded.
They should heed the grizzled old Indian's wisdom!
Now, what was he talking about?
Yeah, but where's the Bugs? And the cute chick piloting the dropship?
Eli,
don't even bother. I'm sure the writers didn't research any Mesoamerican archaeology textbooks.
Okay, so, the underwater expedition in Mexico didn't work out? And that's relevant how?
Do real archaeologists say "ASAP"?
No. Nor do they remove objects from situs without mapping, plotting and dusting every square inch.
Amateurs.
Why did the archeaologists bring the drunk old guy?
"Do real archaeologists say "ASAP"?"
You're the one in the humanities dept., you tell me 
Archeology, not anthropology, Mary. Duh.
Fallen through the crust of the desert! Uh-oh!
Uh-oh! Tremors like that can only be caused by a 42' mummy slowly awakening!
Wait. i'm confused. The supertall dude was a native American?
And GOD said: whosoever weareth a cowboy hat as badly as that, the earth shall swallow him up.
Let it be so.
Yea, verily.
"dammit, this shit NEVER happens to Professor Jones!"
"This is big. Really big."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
They should heed the grizzled old Indian's wisdom!
Now, what was he talking about?
Something about "you're archeologists like I'm Yao Ming."
Several of the nation's most prominent environmentalists have gone public with the message that nuclear power, long taboo among environmental advocates, should be reconsidered as a remedy for global warming.
That not only sucks, pie, it's stupid. There are a lot better alternative energy sources than nuclear power.
This is just another way to line the pockets of GE and other Carlyle tools.
"This is big!...
RMJ--running for your Jr. Mints now.
"IEEEE! It's MOTHRA! Alert the Japanese Anti-Monster Defense FOrces!"
Wait. i'm confused. The supertall dude was a native American?
I wanna know exactly which Indian tribe had the scantily clad servant wenches.
And join it.
Wait, I thought we were going to be in Egypt?!
Well, we certainly aren't in Kansas anymore...
"Honey, get the RAID! There's this HUGE moth in the bedroom."
How does blogger manage to screw up the reload function at regular intervals? I was down in the last thread mummyblogging to myself. *grumble*
Nice to see Clint Eastwood's old pal getting some work.
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"This is big, Really big."
Sheer Genius!
Alternatively, maybe the 42' mummy burrowed his way into the Western Hemisphere before he ran out of steam or Jedi mojo or whatever it is.
RMJ--running for your Jr. Mints now.
Sallyh, La Poissoniere
Great will be your reward in heaven.
I'm goin' back to the TeeVee Room!
You're the one in the humanities dept., you tell me
Well *I* don't say "ASAP." It's too teleological in its hegemonic modalities.
And stuff.
RMJ--Jr. Mints, just for you. And I did it without making any steak jokes.
Brownies and blueberry cake for all.
Also, just how big would his mother have to be, and how many times did Mr. Snake Hands Man have to fuck her to get her pregnant?
Zorack,
8 days? What kept you in so long?
Alternatively, maybe the 42' mummy burrowed his way into the Western Hemisphere before he ran out of steam or Jedi mojo or whatever it is.
So THAT explains the Mariana Trenches!
Dammit,
I did not even think there would be a grrrrrrrrrrl. OK late to the party as usual. Now I gotta rewind which means I'll be caught up in abt 40 minutes.
Sweet! Next week we get dragons! With the cheesy annoying Gimli guy from Revelations!
"This is big, Really big."
I thought the expression was, "What the fuck?"
wanna know exactly which Indian tribe had the scantily clad servant wenches.
And join it.
Eli |-- 9:21 pm
scanty claddings are pretty much de rigeur among the tribes of the temperate zones...
at nude beaches one learns a necessary lesson: there are NO perfect bodies...
RMJ, I knew you were a man of tate and discernment. Your preference for Junior Mints merely confirms this.
Uh-oh! It's the love interest!
Here comes Eli's hot science babe.
Oh, she *not* a hot scientist! She's a hot structural engineer!
"I'm the archaeologist around here."
good christ.
This is just another way to line the pockets of GE and other Carlyle tools.
"This is big!...
kelley b.
That of course was cutandpaste fake pie that you were responding to.
But Tech Review? Really? Whoda thunk that an Institution with a Nuclear Engineering department (Course 22 for you geeks) would be pro-nuke energy?
And she's a... structural engineer!
She can engineer *my* structure any day!
Establish dominance! Establish dominance!
I want Force powers!
And firebreathing dragons!
And when does the cute dropship pilot chick show up?
Red & blue jeeps?
Woo-hoo, a sexy structural engineer! And she's sparring with Van Dien.
"I'm the archaeologist here!"
Hot damn...
Eli--we get dragons next week? Sorry, I was making RMJ's Jr. Mint run.
#2!
What's with the cowboy hat?
Booring.
Is it usual to practice archeology with a bulldozer? I'm just asking....
Tom Bosley as a JEW! Huzzah!
I dunno now. They got off to such a tense start, I just don't see how they can possibly hook up after that.
Oh... my... God. WTF is Tom Bosley *doing*????
Bosley in a yarmulke? And he wants oatmeal cookies?
"Oh, Howard..."
Ah, Dad has to intervene.
"We don't wanna see the big guy covered with a coupla hunnerd tons of clay!"
Oh cool, and now a sterotypical Jewish character, for no reason whatsoever. Talking about cookies.
Are the Harlem Globetrotters in this?
Tom Bosley as a JEW! Huzzah!
A *stereotypical* Jew!
Hey, at least they don't go in for the easy stereotypes. Oy.
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Mr. Cunningham, Worst. Jew. Ever!
Tom - Daai Tou Laam, kelley b and I go back a ways.
Oh... my... God. WTF is Tom Bosley *doing*????
Sounds like regional theatre version of Tevye.
I thought Mr. Cunninghm owned a hardware store. What's he doing as a Jewish archeology professor?
And who let him bring food and coffee into the library?
WHAT??? Is his name Eli?
Oh, fuck.
Me likee the scruffy anthropologist. Cheesy yes, but cute.--NYMary
Clean-shven in loincloth
"This is very old. Older than old."
Strange - all of a sudden, I'm getting all this spam shit in German.
I'm just deleting, unread!
Ah, the old Tribes. Good times...
"And who let him bring food and coffee into the library?"
We actually have 'library mugs' you can purchase if it's absolutely impossible to stay awake while digging for that one magic article that will make your conference paper complete.
"Rabbi, you have a package."
Who THE FUCK wears a denim dress and cowboy boots in a dig?!?!?!?!?
Wow, the structural engineer dress code is not quite what I expected.
Hah!
I've been telling you lawyers and priests run the world!
Listen to Mr. Cunningham! He doesn't look Jewish, but wise he is!
(Sorry; commercial break I flipped over to Cartoon Network. Running the Star Wars Micro-series they are.)
"Rabbi, you have a package."
And then the close up on his package! EEEEK!
Oy, a Jew what don't know HEBREW?
Shocked, I am!
Hey, do you think the conversation about electronics was a little bit of foreshadowing? Or just pretty meaningless?
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"Rabbi, you have a package."
Cause she's wearing that skirt.
Wasn't ancient Sumer like, not in the American Southwest?
Wow, first some female ass, and then Tom Bosley's naked inner thighs. Excuse me while I bleach my eyeballs.
Mellish--thanks for the new comfy sofa! I hired a beer truck for the event, and baked some treats.
"And a great flood shall destroy them!"
"You have a package."
For just a sec there I thought this might evolve into porn....
I don't know what the hell all of you are watching (well, I do know, I don't have cable though), but reading this has to be more entertaining.
I wonder if Rabbi Eli's reading will awaken the mummy.
I wonder if anything will awaken Casper's acting ability.
Oh Draco, I'm off to bleach my eyes....
Listen to Mr. Cunningham! He doesn't look Jewish, but wise he is!
The Yoda branch of Judaism.
RMJ--did you get your mints? I want you to have the total experience, you know.
People as kidneys!
I want to be a spleen, please!!!
That's real pie, Tom.
But don't feel bad, I've been confused before too.
A nice thing about the really surreal threads is we can usually share information without too much troll intervention.
Got anything interesting to share?
...oooh, he noticed it's an Egyptian mummy in the Mexican desert!
>i>but reading this has to be more entertaining.
You got that right.
Just waiting for the big moment when the mummy's eyes open... SHOCKING!
What's with the cowboy hat?
Booring.
pie
I dunno.
First time he put it on, the earth moved. For him, anyway.
The dragons are on tomorrow night, BTW, not next week.
Eli--rabbi Eli, you never know.
Casper van Diem's acting ability? It would have to exist to be awakened.
Oh, wait. I guess next week isn't dragons, but rather a cheesy Luke Perry ripoff of The Core. Like the original wasn't cheesy enough in its own right...
He'd be a lot tastier if they stuffed him with lemons, some onion, and maybe cloves instead of using people.
History's first turducken? In this case I guess that would be mumhuman.
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I'm pretty sure Marion wouldn't approve of this.
You know what would be really funny? If all the characters in this flick were played by former cast members of "Happy Days."
They seem remarkably blase about finding a 42 foot mummy with dead people in its kidneys.
"Dude, you shoulda seen the 5o-foot mummy with a three midgets and a goat up each nostril."
An d Toby Petzold can be the anus!
Yeah, I know. Too easy.
RMJ--did you get your mints? I want you to have the total experience, you know.
Sallyh, La Poissoniere
Ah, I've been looking for them.
I'm takin' em to the TeeVee Room! Thanks!
The Yoda branch of Judaism.
Thersites
The Snark is strong in this one.
You know what would be really funny? If all the characters in this flick were played by former cast members of "Happy Days."
Now I'm trying to picture an angry 42' Potzie. Or Mouth.
...you can never escape your Destiny
I want to hand a Sith Lord his ass!
WGG shouldn't have all the fun!
If all the characters in this flick were played by former cast members of "Happy Days."
Mummy Fonz.
First time he put it on, the earth moved. For him, anyway.
oddly enough I saw this part right after reading this comment, cant wait for the Boz
Dragons? Tomorrow night? Really?
This doesn't conflict with Criminal Intent, does it? Because I'll lose.
If all the characters in this flick were played by former cast members of "Happy Days."
Mummy Fonz.
Ayy!! Whoa!! Hrrnnn!!! Arrrggghhh!!!
[beefheart]When I See Mommy I Feel Like a Mummy[/beefheart]
Structural Engineer Pinky Tuscadero?
For him, anyway.
To our detriment.
I'm switching back and forth between Animal Planet's Humane Society Awards (get out your hankies) and the Really Big Mummy Shoe--
from the heartwarming to the banal... its a great country
Mummy Fonz.
Thersites
That's what the big slow guy was saying before the credits!
If this trailer is rockin, don't come knockin!
Oooo, he does the crossword! In pen!
How apropos! The crossword puzzle answer was "GIANT"!
Of course, the brown man will be the first to go...
Me likem firewate4r. It dull pain of existance
Oooo, he does the crossword! In pen!
And what's wrong with that?
Ooh, the old Indian guy is gonna take a leak. Now that's moviemaking.
bet he gets et first.
A tear rolls down the old guy's cheek as he realizes somebody's thrown their canopic jars by the side of the highway..
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"One little, two little, three little squashed Indians..."
Uh-oh! Something 42' tall just took out the old Indian!
Um, hey, I don't think this is your ordinary acromegalic, okay?
"Oooo, he does the crossword! In pen!"
You mean there's another way to do it?
Mr. Cunningham dresses down Mr Hart!
Okay, time for me to jet. Enjoy the Show!
And for the Tech geeks who watched movies, LSC SUCKS!
Oooo, he does the crossword! In pen!
And what's wrong with that?
I'm doing the Sunday Times xword puzzle in pen right now.
i'll do the acrostic later.
pffppffffpt.
fifty centuries? Uh
"Eli, you made a good point about my granny."
Words I never thought I would hear...
Hah! And the Christian PWNS the Jew!
Give em credit. They noticed it was on the wrong continent
The Cunningham rabbi archaeologist has a good point about the dead grandma.
disoriented. i'll say.
Do you think the Jew goes next, or will it go after someone more racially pure as an appetizer?
"Whoever finds him first gets a case of beer."
I'm doing the Sunday Times xword puzzle in pen right now.
Find an old Indian guy, get a free case of beer.
What an odd drinking game.
"Of course, the brown man will be the first to go..."
Only if they don't have the black dude, because the black dude always buys it.
Do you think the Jew goes next, or will it go after someone more racially pure as an appetizer?
any of them wearing red shirts?
Eli,
I'm betting the next is either the Clint Eastwood sidekick or the Weezer-looking guy.
Damn.
I'm doing the Sunday Times xword puzzle in pen right now.
Are you finishing it?
The drunk guy goes next, the giant mummy gets chirrosis and dies, movie over.
remind me who the drunk is?
"Whoever finds him first gets a case of beer."
They've got nothing on us. We have our delivery truck.
I'm betting the next is either the Clint Eastwood sidekick or the Weezer-looking guy.
I think it'd be the Weezer-looking guy, the Clint guy seems to have a lot of stuff goin' on.
Dammit. there's just TOO MUCH whizzin' going on.
pie,
actually, i lied. i have the sunday times, but haven't started the puzzle yet. this is too much fun.
but yes, i usually finish it. and the acrostic.
me likey puzzles.
WTF???
Uhhh.. what the Hell?
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okay, what the fuck is with the purple dude?
Hammiest. Fight. Scene. Ever.
All right, where did the Mexican wrestler in the nightgown just come from?
Didn't see that coming....
Went to take a leak?
We're in America! This is no time to go international on us! (Cause if you're takin' a leak, you're a peein'!)
(No, they don't get better than that. When that's what motivates me to come back in here from the TeeVee room, you know it won't improve.)
negatory?
Okay, strange slapstick interlude with Mysterious Purple Wrestler Man and ineffectual leg-biting...
You think he might mention the big guy in the purple robe while on the radio?
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Only if they don't have the black dude, because the black dude always buys it.
--Now, if the dig were taking place in Mali or the Sudan, rest assured, the black dude certainly would have bought it first --- indigenous wage slaves are always expendable
I love you guys. Joel would be proud.
negatory?
watertiger - nugatory.
-Some of us- are watching Cary Grant.
Multiple purple dudes?
Whoa! Multiple purple dudes!
Probably think the Murkans are after their mushrooms.
Everybody was kung-fu fiiiiighting...
Joanie looks hot in denim!!
This is just fucking bizarre.
But I liked the first fight scene, going on in the background with no-one even noticing. Very Airplane.
Doctor Scruff is resigning?
oooh, the #1 the security business is going down, I'm telling you that right now.
I hope there's some kind of reasonable explanation for all that.
Hey--how do you get the Sunday Times on Saturday evening? Mine doesn't showup until tomorrow! Cheater!
oooh, the #1 the security business is going down, I'm telling you that right now.
I betcha he tries to hit on the hot structural engineer babe first.
y'know, he wasn't that good in Starship Troopers, either.
The drunk guy is the one who just kicked one of the lilac-tunic thugs, the bald thug with the Cap'n Lou Albino goatee.
This may be the dumbest 42-foot -mummy movie ever.
WTF???
No...
WWF...
or whatever it's now being called... the big bad dude in the robe is Vince McMahon, i think
Thersites--that's why it's so much fun!
Hey, if there are henchmen in purple robes lingering about, could there still be some scantily clad servant wenches around?
Hey--how do you get the Sunday Times on Saturday evening? Mine doesn't showup until tomorrow! Cheater!
That's the beauty of living in NYC. Sunday Times is usually available around 7 p.m. Saturday night.
Ergo, the Saturday Night Times.
Look, you unkempt, unshaven bonedigger, Dr. Evil wants this resort built!
Sorry about your tiny penis, but nice Lincoln SUV, though.
Can somebody explain to me what the fight scene was all about? I mean, other than showing off the lovely lilac bathrobes...
Oh, because Doctor Scruff is *principled*, he'll keep working on the frivolous desert resort-cum-dig as long as they agree to keep looking for the missing people.
Wow. Commercials just in time. I need to catch my breath from this wild & crazy rollercoaster ride.
Is it wrong to want to see David Spade get eaten by a giant evil mummy?
Who were the other missing people? Did the purple people eaters eat them? is that what the fight scene was about?
I'm so confused.
The Clint Eastwood guy is Casper Van Dien.
Starred in Starship Troopers and provided inspiration for legions of chickenhawks everywhere.
You can only make that much money for bad acting once.
Unless you're Ron Reagan or Bu$hie Bunnypants.
Archeology, not anthropology, Mary. Duh.
Oh, that reminds me:
Woman on cell: They have strange stores here. She made me come to this place called Archaeology.
--Anthropologie, 5th Avenue
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/ -- my new favouritest site. Evah!
Who were the other missing people? Did the purple people eaters eat them? is that what the fight scene was about?
I'm so confused.
Maybe they disappeared while trying to win the find-the-Indian beer reward?
NYMary--I you didn't like Casper as Tarzan, maybe you'd prefer him in a
Costume drama
When I used to go to AOL's movie chat rooms, Casper was the favorite actor of the gay guys. They used to trade copies of movies with titles like Shark Attack, Python, and Road Rage. But apparently Tarzan was the ne plus ultra.
surf's up!
Hmm-I guess Comedy Central will just keep rerunning old Chappelles until he recovers from all that stuff that's freaking him out...
"What're you guys watching?"
"Something on Scifi your mom picked out?"
"Oh. Can you help me learn Photoshop?"
Some people have NO cultural appreciation.
Jew's going down.
"That had to be one hard pregnancy."
I'm so confused.
watertiger --9:51 pm
there, there, darlin...
come over here and let's get you out of those tight jeans and into some silky harem pants and a slinky veil or two...
things will clarify soon enough...
VEGAS is going down!
Never have I been so grateful that I chose internet access over cable.
The Starship Troopers shower scene was good cinema. Other than that, eh.
I'm still unclear on the ancient Sumerian stuff in Arizona, tho.
Wait. Tom Bosley just said that Sodom was in Arizona?
man, this is one fucked up made-for-tv-flick
and that's saying...something
Hey, is that the Macaroni Grill? Yum.
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The flip phone was invented in Hollywood for that evil post-call click.
Sodom looks a lot like Vegas.
And I have a funny feeling about that security guy. I can't quite put my fingers on it...
"Hey, if there are henchmen in purple robes lingering about, could there still be some scantily clad servant wenches around?"
Keep dreaming, boy.
Jew's going down.
Tease.
hot structural engineering babe ain't no Karen Allen, I'll tell ya that.
left rev.,
Pity those of us with both....
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/ -- my new favouritest site. Evah!
Good grief.
New Yorkers being, well, stoopid.
Caught.
What did Yogi Berra just do to the Indian?
What happens in Sodom, stays in Sodom.™
That sleazy guy who just had the phone conversation is one of the worst actors I've ever seen. Ever. And that assessment is based on just one scene!
Wait, who was that? Weezer guy and Clint Eastwood guy?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!
How did he lose the Weezer guy? He was standing right next to him by the jeep!
the grad student's next to bite it,
they're almost as expendable as the indigenous wage slaves... hey... wait a minute!
You got a real purty horse...
Need any help milkin' him?
Who travels with a paddock?
pie: that was from the Wednesday Tourist Special.
"That's a pretty horse."
Wait, the lilac guys have the Indian guy? Do they get the case of beer?
And the sexy structural engineer lives in a Winnebago, and travels by horse?
Who the FUCK is the editor on this flick? Jumping all the fuck over the place!
Ed Wood would be so proud to see his legacy so honored.
I'm putting up a new thread. Could it be... Mummyblogging, too?
Pity those of us with both....
NYMary
Oh, I DO. My children, OTOH, would probably clean your entire basement for a chance to watch Cartoon Network for ten hours.
'CUZ YOu're KILLIN ME! (cancer)
"How'd you know I was a Cancer?"
"I saw your acting."
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Sexy engineer bra! Wheeeee!
Woohoo! Peeping tom on the hot structural engineer babe!
Who is *awfully* flirty, BTW.
Astrology meets astronomy, archaeology meets anthropology, shit meets shinola.
Jew's going down.
Tease.
HAH!
And so the structural engineering babe is into astrology, too.
Thus showing you can combine science and not-science.
"How'd you know I was a Cancer?"
"Because it'd take a surgeon to get rid of you."
left rev: for the cost of a few months of cable you can get most of the good stuff from CN on DVD... You'll just have to wait a little while for Venture Brothers.
I think the Cancer has metastasized.
where's my Mummy? WAAAAAA
This movie never made it to the big screen, right?
RIGHT?
Rabbi Eli is full of wisdom, as most Elis are.
oooh, minor chords as helicopter lands...
I know I'm never stoopid.
Pass the popcorn. And the scantily clad babes were wearing blue, not purple.
Where is the artistic integrity?
Oops- the mummy's gone!
and CRESCENDO!
Satan shows up by helicopter!
By comparison with Omar Sharif arriving across the desert in Lawrence of Arabia, that entrance was, um, shit.
Hey! Snakey-hand guy just got out of the helicopter!
Do we get to see Mumbling Big-Pecs Dude again too?
Don't worry, Ms. Structural Engineer. If any more of those purple blokes show up, I will take care of them with my deadly snake hands.
Oh, and this High Tension movie they're showing previews for? I recommend it, preferably in the original frankcase.
why do all helicopter-landing-in-semi-arid-mountain-region-
scenes always make me think of M*A*S*H
The voiceover guy just called this movie an "original." Is that legal?
Whoa! Almost got to see the Rabbi's package there for a second.
Thank you, Jeebus, for letterboxing!
clean mummy wraps...
EVening moonbats, how's the movie? (He asks knowing full well he has been watching.)
left rev: for the cost of a few months of cable you can get most of the good stuff from CN on DVD... You'll just have to wait a little while for Venture Brothers.
underwhelm
My older duaghter likes the anime on adult swim. My younger daughter wants me to invest in a whole season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. We compromised on two Monty Python flicks from the bargain bin.
Ya gotta know how to negotiate with these two.
I think the Cancer has metastasized.
Its in the lungs and the loins, oy veh.
Can't see the new mummy wraps.
And these are Egyptian mummies in New Mexico or AZ. Did someone tell GWPDA, she should duck or something.
The movie's simply awful, DWD.
I'm waiting for the army of 12 foot bugs to show up, and the cute dropship pilot to hammer the blonde.
Mummy blogging? Well, okay. Mummy is on the right. (Me in lap.)
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What a pretty family picture.
Who is the handsome stranger, Oh he seems to resemble the Demi God from earlier times.
You can probably find plenty of the CN DVDs used, too.
Uh oh. Supernatural ancient powers of seduction!
Nice loogy.
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The "mummy shot" as it were.
Your kids have commendable taste, by the way.
Oh, and this High Tension movie they're showing previews for? I recommend it, preferably in the original frankcase.
They're dubbing it. My god, that's heresy. Buy the uncut R2 (subtitled) DVD from Amazon.co.uk.
Actually, i think this is, historically, more ChiDyke's territory, innit?
ancient sumer and egypt and all that ol' dusty shit?
i think she READS Sumerian...making her invaluable at a party in June, July, or August...(or any other time, imho)
I think you are correct WGG.
new thread for mummies upstairs. Jesus I am dense.
Jeez, where were you guys last night when "Lord of the G Strings" was on?
Betcha NTodd saw it!
How about a Yummy Mummy thread, echidne?
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