I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
mummmmmmmmmmmy
second!
Where are you mer?
Mummieth!
Surely we don't deserve this....
I think this movie is a metaphor.
I think this movie is a metaphor.
For..... something or other.
i do like those SciFi channel speculative fantasy bumps, i must say...
Oh, and let me be the first to say,
Mummify Bush!
But with really low-quality mummifying gear from Wal-Mart, so that he falls apart before he can wreak havoc on unsuspecting rabbis, archeologists, and sexy blonde structural engineers.
Anyone notice Mickey Rooney *pantomiming* washing the dishes?
One hour of Mummyblogging to go!
The structural engineer will defeat the evil mummy by running around in her underwear.
It's incredible how ignorant I am.
The structural engineer will defeat the evil mummy by running around in her underwear.
Oh yeah, that would totally make *me* stop rampaging.
The structural engineer will defeat the evil mummy by running around in her underwear.
Well duh.
ok you guys are totally worthless tonight.think Ill go watch Hidalgo have fun!!!!
echidne,
Dear, dear Goddess, any chance of an open thread for those of us who hate really bad movies? Sorry, fans, I think it's great you have the fan club, but the interest is not remotely universal. Go ahead, flame!
Uh-oh. I think hot structural engineer babe has some kind of spiritual sensitivity, and can sense evil on a primal level.
ew. he just spit.
eeehhhh a luggie!
Wow, Van per Diem just spit on a spider. That's entertaining.
what the fuck was that? the guy in black?
Oh! It's... that guy! The one who was in Guilty As CHarged and maybe Oblivion.
What's with the old-fashioned diagonal wipes between scenes? I guess someone gave them some free software
Oh yeah, he was in House Of A Thousand Corpses too.
okey dokey. so in the 21st century, Satan runs a security business.
I'm surprised he's not running Halliburton...
oh, wait.
"Uh-oh. I think hot structural engineer babe has some kind of spiritual sensitivity, and can sense evil on a primal level."
She's totally into you, Eli.
Oh, snake hand man wants to get his snake on the structural engineer!
"Something doesn't smell right."
Where do I start?
Looking for missing men? Nope. I know where there are. . .. he he he he
(THis may be the low point of Tom Bosley's career. And Robert Wagner - I thought that Austin Powers was weak> Guess maybe Natalie shouldn't have cashed it in so soon.)
She's totally into you, Eli.
Woohoo!!!
Mummies gotta eat, too.
No! Good blonde hot American structural engineer bra woman! Resist the oily charms of the olive skinned man with the beard! Else you will be eaten by a 42-foot-mummy!
wait, so he's a werewolf 42' mummy? full moon?
Oh no!!!
A full moon!!!
oh, that's right. play the tallis card.
They should get a 30' bloodhound to find the mummy.
Rabbi Eli has managed to charm his way into the tent using his, um, Jewish wiles.
I just got home. Just how bad is this movie?
The first bit of dialog I heard was, "how could a 42 foot mummy walk out of here without anyone noticing?"
"A DEAD mummy."
Um, no shit. mummies are usually dead.
Bigvic, will Attaturk's thread above do? I should have noted that these threads are really open threads in disguise. But even if I called them open threads they'd be full of mummyblogging. Choices, choices...
Jew
is
going
down!!!
Jesus, what's wrong with Tom Bosley's hand?
Oh, crap, there's the Rabbi's package, again.
Rabbi, wear a jock, ok?
OK, the old Jew is about to get such a zetz in his tuchis!
The Nephalim.
And I thought those were only characters in Diablo II.
Bye bye, Eli...
Wow. There are a lot of famous people in this film.
I didn't know they were all so down on their luck. Holy cow.
"You won't feel a thing."
Yeah, but we will.
Ah, the angels were jealous 'cuz dad liked the Jews best.
I knew I'd seen him as Generic Terrorist in '24'...
Jews- the Chosen People. And because of that, there's a freakin' 42' mummy running around the desert outside Vegas.
Uh-oh.
Tom Bosley's death scene is the most ludicrous thing I have ever seen on television, and I once saw a midget jump into a wedding cake on Talk Soup.
Bosley doesn't look jewish to me.
Boy does he need a neck-lift.
"Can you grant me one request?"
"I'm an angel of death, not a goddam genie!"
Jews- the Chosen People. And because of that, there's a freakin' 42' mummy running around the desert outside Vegas.
Unintended consequences, yo.
this is soooooooo strange--- whoever wrote this was on crack
The old Jew has to die "because God chose you over us." Oh dear.
Oh Krist, you know he'd just kill the guy and get it over with.
wait. they had denim back then?
these quick cuts are really distracting.
That guy singing should be killed.
That oily looking dude doesn't look like an angel to me.
The Jew has to die "because God chose you over us." Oh dear.
Sorry, lost my suspension of disbelief for just a second there.
sorry!
God hates incest.
Tell that to the fundie wingnuts.
We should be shouting this one from the rooftops. Bunch of school kids call Limbaugh out on his dishonest uninformed bullshit. Challenged him to a debate. Called him a small minded idiot in a nice, smart kind of way.
Really, shouldn't we be playing the role of the kid on the playground egging this one on?
Check it out.
He fucked Rachel?
and this is all about Soddom and Gamorrah?
Why is everything about fucking?
Rabbi Eli starting to look like, "Just kill me & get it over with" now...
'In the Biblical sense?' You're a fallen angel: you can say 'fuck'.
Btw, don't watch the dubbed and cut 'High Tension': get the R2 subtitled DVD, aka 'Switchblade Romance'.
You'd think the Angel of Death wouldn't pronounce "daughters" as "dotters."
Oooh, angel fucking. So the structural engineer hot bra woman used to be a Sumerian chick named Rachel?
Is the fallen angel really being played by Martin Scorsese?
If I were Bosley I'd be begging for death about now.
Jew don't know Revelations?
The plot sickens.
Sir John Scarlett, head of MI6, has been accused of trying 'to sex up' a report by the Iraq Survey Group, the body charged with finding weapons of mass destruction after Saddam Hussein was toppled.
In an exclusive interview, Dr Rod Barton, a former senior weapons inspector in Iraq, has revealed extraordinary details of how Scarlett and a top Ministry of Defence official intervened in a report by the ISG early last year.
Who would have guessed that they'd play the "damsel in distress" card to form the plot's climax?
Oh, that's right. Anybody.
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Oooh, angel fucking. So the structural engineer hot bra woman used to be a Sumerian chick named Rachel?
Indeed!!!
And she fucked him in a cave and he wants to do it again.
With a 42 foot mummy watching.
He's gotta be a republican.
late again,
Rats.
Oooh, angel fucking. So the structural engineer hot bra woman used to be a Sumerian chick named Rachel?
I knew it: she's a Capricorn.
This is all very confusing.
I think I need to eat something.
Jews- the Chosen People. And because of that, there's a freakin' 42' mummy running around the desert outside Vegas.
Unintended consequences, yo.
So, then, Ultimate Evil Primordial was unleashed because someone got pissed off at the guy in the diner who sent his Fish Special back three times?
He's gotta be a republican.
Except that if he fucks her up the ass, she'll never have his 42' babies.
Tom Bosley takes his meager SciFi paycheck and spends it all on hookers and blow in Vegas.
pie is posting about weapons inspoctors and Iraq? That's terribly off-topic
So the structural engineer hot bra woman used to be a Sumerian chick named Rachel?
It's all her father's fault.
He shouldn't have let her date.
So, let me get this straight:
SciFi pays for shit like this...
...and won't buy in the new episodes of 'Dr Who' from the BBC?
So, then, Ultimate Evil Primordial was unleashed because someone got pissed off at the guy in the diner who sent his Fish Special back three times?
More like because God couldn't pull together a halfway decent "It's not you, it's me" speech...
...and won't buy in the new episodes of 'Dr Who' from the BBC?
Too expensive.
Okay- I had to look it up...
The writer & director of this thing is one Kevin VanHook--
who also wrote and directed "Frost:Portrait of a Vampire" in '01
The lead comment on Frost atIMDB is,
"So UNBELIEVABLY bad, I despair.
It's not just bad or disappointing. Someone should be made to PAY for releasing this onto the market."
So, how do guys like this VanHook
continue to get movies made?
Again I say, it's a great country.
Except that if he fucks her up the ass, she'll never have his 42' babies.
Never say never.
Who knows where 42 foot mummies come from?
It may be that republicans pull them out of their asses.
What was the name of our scruffy archaeologist hero again? Crispy Von Doom?
Btw, if you get BBC America, watch 'Green Wing', which starts this week. They'll have to cut out lots of swearing, but it's really, really fucking funny. Deliberately so.
4legs--brownies and blueberry cake are calling your name 
So, how do guys like this VanHook
continue to get movies made?
It's a mystery.
The money is the first thing I always think of.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
When does Jennifer Hart appear? As the mummy?
OK, that's the second mention of battery-life and electronics. Is Energizer one of the sponsors?
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I'm picturing Robert Wagner begging the producer "Please kill my character off early," and the producer maliciously refusing.
4legs--brownies and blueberry cake are calling your name
Yummmmmm!!
But I have to eat my dinner first.
meow
Stop playing with your pussy, woman!
Why is her trailer glowing?
Okay, so she's just sitting aroung in her underwear, staring off into space?
SciFi pays for shit like this...
To be fair, I don't think this was all that pricy...
"Were the actors paid?"
"No, fed."
Yeah, I'm OT. Sorry.
Isolde Zierk, whose son is a part of Lima Company, leads a volunteer group in Columbus that supports Marine families. Even as she tries to comfort the grieving and anxious families, she is fighting an inner struggle herself.
``I need to be strong so I don't fall apart,'' she said, her voice breaking.
Zierk said she has spoken to more than 100 family members, telling them to not jump to conclusions. One mother cried nonstop for 45 minutes over the phone.
War is hell.
Nite.
So what's with the scruffy bondigger's utility belt. I hope he's got a batarang in there.
Mommy, is it true that you can't get pregnant from anal sex?
Of course you can, honey, where do you think Republicans come from?
when did the goddamned lights go out? was this film edited by someone with Tourette's?
Dig my oily hypnotic charm!
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pseudonymous -- what's the premise of
Green Wing?
"Okay, so she's just sitting aroung in her underwear, staring off into space?"
Jump her already!
Oh god, they didn't even pay for a fake knife? It was stuck under his fucking arm!
Oh great, stab him, and he just gets amused.
I should check outside to see if a mummy/ handsome man
ouch and made of sand
Okay, quick dating tip:
If you're trying to seduce a woman into having your 42' babies, maybe you shouldn't go all skullhead and kill her cat with a look.
Or I could be wrong.
OK, so I'm allergic to cats! Sue me!
I think they're skimping on 42' mummy scenes 
"they were here earlier. they wouldn't let me in."
Well, we wouldn't FUCKING know that since there's no goddamned continuity in this piece of detritus!
He's dead Jim
Wily Eli had his tape recorder on!
Go, dead Eli!
You know, I've had dates where a woman stabbed me in the chest with a kitchen knife and I bled guacamole, too.
ELI! ELI!
"This can't be happening!"
"But it is! Giant mummies, fallen angels, all of it!"
Giant mummies Fallen Angles All of it.
and the horse is saddled.
"Try to stay out of trouble"???
"I think they're skimping on 42' mummy scenes"
There's also insufficient cast devourage.
Oh great, stab him, and he just gets amused.
NYMary
Yep. He takes a stabbing and keeps on grabbing.
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And now Krispy von Kreme, wracked with remorse because he brought the shaygitz rabbi to the site...rides off into the night.
Oh. and they have Bowflexes!
Green Wing: hospital comedy. Think 'Scrubs' on acid, and without the saccharine stuff. Wisecracks, odd characters, very cynical, a bit bonkers.
Okay, the giant Mummy Wicker Man is kinda cool...
Mickey the grad student didn't get... eaten! huzzah!
Who'd have thunk it? The structural engineer is in danger!
And her name is Angela, in case we missed that.
What the goddamn HELL is this bigass puppet thing?
oooh, Andy and Pete were sacrificed. "Eaten!"
Which is a shame, because we had grown to love those characters.
"Dig my oily hypnotic charm!"
Is that what you call it?
And 50,000 Sharks were succsessfully cleared. 
okay, somebody REALLY has to tell me what the FUCK is going on? A scaffolding mummy made of humans?
So is the giant contraption just out doing a few laps before bedtime?
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Amun! Amun! Amu...Oh shit! Oh Shit! Oh Shit!
I predict this will end like a Scooby-Doo episode and the 42' mummy is really Tom Bosley in a suit trying to scare people away from his silver claim
Don't trust Mickey! Mickey's been brainwashed by the Purple Mummy Cult!
I'm going to TiVo the 1am repeat of this for my wife. She really does need to watch it.
Ommmm (And they are Hindi now?)
Q: When does a bad grade merit a press release?
A: When the student claims to be "the most high-profile conservative student" on campus, and blames her academic suspension--after failing three classes--on the political bias of her professors.
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Welcome to David Horowitz's world.
a little Pilates before sex...
She's in purple.
Sexy engineer in purple silk nighty!
Yowzah!
i'm glad they had the dress in her size. Replete with sequins.
And they pick just the right moment to go to commercials, don't they?
Chris Tucker--I was watching the last scene and was expecting to hear, "I am the gatekeeper! Are you the keymaster?"
Next Saturday's movie features Luke Perry.
What the FUCK!
Why did they build that monkey-bar thing?
Why is oily swarthy man saying "MO-MA! MO-MA!"? Is there an exhibit he wants to get into or something? We'll he'll need to put his shirt back on, then?
pseudonymous -- thanks, i don't watch prime time (except on the weekends) so have never watched Scrubs, but have gotten the gist of it from friends-- but will check out any & all Brit Satire (i.e, smoking room)
if BBC Green Wing becomes popular, will Fox or ABC snatch up the Murkin rights and make their own version 
Next Saturday's movie features Luke Perry.
So, how does he compare with, say, Casper Van Dien, Parker Lewis, and Stephen Baldwin, or, um, the guy from Man-Thing as a Sci-Fi leading man?
So the actor playing the beardy archaeologist hero is married to Catherine Oxenberg, aka Amanda Carrington from 'Dynasty'? How the fuck did he manage that?
I think they're skimping on 42' mummy scenes
It's actually a 42" mummy. They got in the designer who did 'Stonehenge' for Spinal Tap.
I'm still wondering about the whole purpose of the giant bowflex wicker man.
Were they going to use it to invade Barstow?
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Okay, the giant Mummy Wicker Man is kinda cool...
but . . . why?! Why was that scene there?
(breaks down sobbing)
So, how does he compare with, say, Casper Van Dien, Parker Lewis, and Stephen Baldwin, or, um, the guy from Man-Thing as a Sci-Fi leading man?
I guess we find out next week, when Atrios is back and we have to hijack a thread....
So just what WAS the purpose of the giant puppet made of people?
I'm still wondering about the whole purpose of the giant bowflex wicker man.
Product placement.
It's actually a 42" mummy. They got in the designer who did 'Stonehenge' for Spinal Tap.
"We had a 42' mummy that was in danger of being crushed by a hot blonde structural engineer. This tended to understate the hugeness of the mummy."
Robert Wagner really is just phoning it in, isn't he.
Ooh, fashion forward mummy, wearing a low-slung belt over his tunic.
Weezerman lives! And Mr. Hart is pissed!
"did you hear it scream"
"No, really. I won this belt buckle in a rodeo!"
Robert Wagner really is just phoning it in, isn't he.
This is a fucking conference call, mate.
Guns are useless against the 42-foot mummy!
Oh wait. No, they're not.
"The mummy is only going to get stronger!"
That'll happen.
Theres the "mummy shot".
Ooh, fashion forward mummy, wearing a low-slung belt over his tunic.
Was that turquoise?
Just fire at anything dammit. Even that styrofoam rock.
"Falling Rocks" hah. funny.
not.
Theres the "mummy shot".
Oh, kent.... (shakes head)
Thanks for that 'falling rocks' sign, which may provide context for an improbable getaway. Such consideration.
Oh. Engineer getting some Republican sex.
Definitely a Republican. Can't just get it on the old-fashioned way...
'EEEEEEEEAAA! I'm being raped by a . . . oooh. . . ."
that was pretty goddamned sick.
falling rocks cliche becomes the 50,001st shark clearing related program activities.
"somebitch" -- skeleton sex -- priceless.
helicopter go boom.
They've just photoshopped Gollum.
Hopefully the copter pilot has sense to stay out of the mummy's rea-
Oh well.
Note the product placement for Santa Barbara Jeep.
Ah, the ancient law of mummy movies. Even if you're driving a car, you can't escape a monster on foot.
Well, the helicopter guys sure RueBent Blades right about now. (sorry)
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Next to die, place your bets...
I'll say one thing, that mummy sure knows how to fling a helicopter.
No more bets please.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Is the mummy-angel-oily guy going to eat out the structural engineer before he fucks her?
Did the giant mummy have to take a giant leak after waking up from its millenium long slumber?
These are pressing questions.
Oh, now that's just silly!
And why would that stop the mummy? Wasn't his brain removed already?
Weezerman: "I knew that worked in cartoons, but man!"
Why's he an archaeologist? he should go out for pro football with that kind of aim.
Wow, the mummy had little wee baby mummies inside him...
Shaun of the Dead stylee. But no cricket bats.
Mickey grad student pops a cap in a mini mummy!
"I'M FULL OF TINIER MUMMIES!"
Big mummy was just an animated pinata!
It's a Russian mummy doll.
pseud,
A main character. Mr. Hart, maybe?
"I'M FULL OF TINIER MUMMIES!"
EXCELLENT!!!
step out for a beer, mini mummies appear,
shucks rewind time.
lern a new way to fight - yer tellin me
THEY FIGHT LIKE GIRLS!
Okay, so we're now ripping off "Mummy" with Brendan Fraser...
These mummies are actually, uh, not all that tough.
THEY FIGHT LIKE GIRLS!
The people, or the mummiecitas?
Does he have a TOWEL around his neck?
has anyone mentioned the Codpiece on that tall fellow?
Eli, thank you!
SPOON!
Ugh, it's consummation.
You know, this Angel of Death guy, he's really evil and all, but at least he's into foreplay.
has anyone mentioned the Codpiece on that tall fellow?
No, but we were discussing Tom Bosley's package earlier.
Jesus, I was right about the min mummies. jes beat them with gunstocks.
Ugh, it's consummation.
Or consmummation.
We need someone who can lay a cable. . . i mean, a charge. . . .
can't you just imagine the unrated DVD version of this thing...?
Wait, so when he was Skeletor wraithy thing, he was just dry-humping her?
Difficult to say whether Casper Van Dien is phoning it in or not.
Oh, Ok, flood the area and kill the mummy. Hey, it worked in "Monolith Monsters"!
I still think Mickey can't be trusted.
Or consmummation
[whacks Eli with a pillow]
jes beat them with gunstocks.
"Beat 'em or burn 'em, they go up pretty quick."
You know, this Angel of Death guy, he's really evil and all, but at least he's into foreplay.
And so presumably not fit for the FDA?
Mickey grad student was taking notes-- good boy
What the FUCK is wrong with Robert WAgner?
[whacks Eli with a pillow]
I'm telling Echidne!
"I should hev fed yu to my son."
Something I've said to many a McNugget.
What the FUCK is wrong with Robert WAgner?
Well, he did crash his jeep, for no apparent reason.
"Clock is ticking guys"
"nobady could have saved those men in new Mexico (WGG?)"
Wagner is barfing from the script
Three on one? She's tied down. It's a Rethug ho-down.
watertiger,
Thers thinks Wagner is drunk.
"You can go to hell."
"No thanks, I've already been there."
Whee!!!
Oh, I just figured out who is playing the grad student guy.
Well, he did crash his jeep, for no apparent reason.
oh. i blinked and missed that.
If it weren't for Robert Wagner providing a granite-like core of professionalism, this movie would really suck.
oh. i blinked and missed that.
I thought he got stopped by the mummy or something, but no, he just kinda... crashed.
Thers thinks Wagner is drunk.
I really hope he is.
Thersites-- uhmahgud!
I would really like to know what the purpose of the bowflex wicker giant was.
If it weren't for Robert Wagner providing a granite-like core of professionalism, this movie would really suck.
Yes. Exactly...
*looking around*
Nice place to cut into the show.
"Man, this dialogue is going nowhere - quick - sell some damn cellphones or something!"
What the FUCK is wrong with Robert WAgner?
watertiger
I'd guess world-class hangover.
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Wow, Oscar Meyer wiener commercials are even worse than ever now.
What the FUCK is wrong with Robert WAgner?
He is no longer attractive, popular, or smart.
Eschaton Mummy Bloggers: Quality Meat, No Fillers
I passed on the last hour of the Cartoon Network Star Wars cartoons for this thing,
Thank you for the blogging. Joel, Mike and all the Best Brains would be pround of you all.
He is no longer attractive, popular, or smart.
Not sure I like where you're going with this...
I would really like to know what the purpose of the bowflex wicker giant was.
I am... completely at a loss.
I'm sure it seemed like a cool idea at the time.
What the FUCK is wrong with Robert WAgner?
He is no longer attractive, popular, or smart.
kent
OMG! He's Toby?!
Quick! Bite someone's leg!
when was Robt. Wagner attractive?
Ravage her, already
Can someone bring me up to speed...apparently this is all about some 42' mummy movie on SciFi?
How is it that you all know wtf echidne is talking about when she says "mummyblogging" & why does this movie matter to Atriods?
Help, I am confused!
Everybody was Dung Fu Fighting!
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Or arm. Whichever.
Not sure I like where you're going with this...
Eli, you're still attractive, popular and smart.
these fight scenes, on the other hand...
"That's MY SHOVEL. You Bastard!"
Has anyone pointed out that Structural Engineer is an off-brand Cameron Diaz?
god please not a close up of wagner's sagging ass..
someone's gonna blow up REAL good!
(anybody catch that reference?)
How is it that you all know wtf echidne is talking about when she says "mummyblogging" & why does this movie matter to Atriods?
A ridiculous TV movie a day keeps the trolltards away.
Hey, maybe a 42' Robot Wagner would make for a good Sci-Fi Original Presentation for next month!
Eli, you're still attractive, popular and smart.
No, I was just alarmed by the idea that Robert Wagner might be one of our trolls...
Well, at least they still teach hitting people with shovels in grad school. I always liked that part of the curriculum.
Oh, anyone know where you can pick up the soundtrack for this? It shreds...
dear partner just yelled from her office, "honey what are you watching?"
I'm not about to answer.
wtf,
We often hijack threads to watch bad mvies on the SciFi Channel--Echidne gave us our own, is all.
Well, that was a bit fucking lame.
No! Not Mickey!
No one should ever die ABD!
I chose to pass on mummification and instead ended up watching a really bad episode of new Doctor Who. Next weeks doesn't look so hot either.
i'm so tense! will he light the fuse in time? will the Nepahlim bang the structural engineer? will mickey be eaten?
Has anyone pointed out that Structural Engineer is an off-brand Cameron Diaz?
I was thinking more like the second coming of Barbara Crampton.
Difficult to say whether Casper Van Dien is phoning it in or not.
not so much
Wait, is he using a camera flash to detonate the explosives?
Why do some knives work against angels of feath and some don't?
some quality footage of feet
"Oh, man, I HATE these D.T.s!"
aeon_flux,
Ah, SCTV! The good stuff.
"We saw this movie Blow Up? But nobody blowed up!"
blow the damn what? OH the DAM
This movie would be better if the plot weren't overwhelmed by its overt feminist message.
Thanks, NYMary. I've been scarce in these parts since the day that changed everything, 11/2/04. In the interest of my tenuous mental health. Looks like I missed some stuff.
Sounds like fun, but this movie appears to be so-bad-it's-bad. Gonna try CSPAN...
It's a far, far better thing . .
Why do some knives work against angels of feath and some don't?
I think that was a special magic sacrificial knife or something.
And what exactly was Wagner fighting? And why is Casper trying to save the crazy purple henchmen?
That nefarious whisp has spritude.
Drown the MUMMY'S gelatinous spiritude and purple clad bro's
Oh, splash you.
if this guy is an angel of death, why would he die in rampaging waters?
Why do some knives work against angels of feath and some don't?
What an odd seder we're having.
Sounds like fun, but this movie appears to be so-bad-it's-bad.
And that's the point.
Damn! No sexy engineer in WET purple silk nighty!
Rip off!
ah, nice. make fun of tree-huggers.
The cop thinks he *is* in a Scooby-Doo episode!
And environmentalists are WHACKO!!!
Rolling Stones on MTV...when did Charlie Watts become the best-looking guy in the band??
NYMary gets the biscuit
And Mickey lives to miss another thesis defense deadline! Praise Allah!
(huh--damn crazy treehuggers)
I take it that Wagner's dead. In which case, the house pays NYMary at 5 to 1.
Oh, nice owl-protecting mass murdering treehugger reference.
It's not over! She's pregnant with a 42' baby!!!
And what exactly was Wagner fighting?
I imagined him with a giant flyswatter, and it was a much better scene.
She might be evil still, ya'know for the sequal.........
AAAAAUUURRRRRGGGGG
um...i don't think she's a real blonde.
wtf,
Possibly, a wasted youth watching MST3K is a pre-req for this sort of thing.
um...i don't think she's a real blonde.
Or a real actress.
She's pregnant with a 42' baby!!!
Son of 42' mummy?
I mean Casper is still pretty and might need another job sometime.
Eli-- like the ending of C.H.U.D.?
oooh a mummy and a daddy!
NEPOTISM!
Funny, I just kind of automatically *assumed* she was Wagner's daughter...
I feel cheated about the lack off promised hottie structural engineer underwear denouement.
Oh well, who is up for watching the replay.
Oh, and no way would a few pounds of untamped C4 do that kind of damage to reinforced concrete.
And why is Casper trying to save the crazy purple henchmen?
Eli
With his mad singing skillz, he could have been more popular than William Hung. That version of "A-Mah" just rocked!
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NEPOTISM!
Is that related to the Nephilim?
"I'm so sorry"
Delivered with lustfull glee.
was that an orange velour slipper chair in that office?
Oh, cripes! 3 sequels?
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ah, nice. make fun of tree-huggers.
Well, the trees were running around in just their bras and panties.
Wait.. the structural engineer chick was Tom Bosley's daughter? Or the mummy's? or Darth Vader's?
They are NOT trying to set up a sequel...
Uh-oh.
I smell a series.
Oh no--they're planning 3 sequels!
Bow-chick-a-bow-chick-a-bow-wow...
Wait, whose daughter is she? Mr Hart's? Shouldn't she look more like Stefanie Powers?
blah blah blah 4 corners of the earth blah blah blah dig blah blah blah
WHAT THE FUCK?!
to break up all the fucking?
One Year Later:
"Wow! Look how BIG your son has gotten!"
that was worse than Mansquito.
the abominable 42ft mummy can't wait
They gonna be Fox and Mulder, eh?
oh my god, it's a yhetti mummy!
Righto, back to Alien Planet...
One year later, and this movie is FINALLY over!
Crow: Mike, was that a REAL movie?
Mike: I... I just don't know , Crow. I JUST. DON'T. KNOW!
I missed the Wizards' 12-0 run. Now that's unbelievable.
whew.
time to commune with my 4-legged housemates,
ta, twas fun
watertiger,
There was no ovopositor, and the oily devil never revealed his wings, but yes, in general, I agree.
In some ways, that was a flawed film.
Cool as the bowflex wicker man was, nothing can compare to the graceful majesty of Mansquito in flight.
Therisites, you felt so too.
Goddamn ancient Sumerians, always leaving their demonic crap around...
I feel cheated about the lack off promised hottie structural engineer underwear denouement.
at least sam raimi knows how to make a funny horror film.
at least sam raimi knows how to make a funny horror film.
AoD I presume?
You want a good horror-comedy about mummies? Bubba Ho-Tep.
at least sam raimi knows how to make a funny horror film.
I dunno, that bowflex-mummy thing was pretty damn hilarious...
I dunno, that bowflex-mummy thing was pretty damn hilarious...
Did anyone figure out what the point of that was? and what was up with that dude hollering all the time?
Anyhoo, Army of Darkness rocks.
Shop smart! shop S mart!!
Structural Engineer actress is on She Spys. That show is almost a waste of time, but it does have a humorous side.
Boy. I wish I had been on-line last night while this tripe was on. Jee-zus, that was a bad movie. I should have spent the two hours watching "Alien Planet" - now that was cool.
I've made it through "Rat Pfink A Boo Boo". I've made it through "Wild World of Batwoman". I've made it through "Yor, Hunter from the Future". I only made it through 3/4 of this mummy thing before I had to bail out.
(P.S. to SciFi -- if you're going to do a movie about the walking dead, have at least ONE damn zombie/mummy onscreen BEFORE the halfway point! I was so excited, "gient zombie!" and what did I get? Tom frickin' Bosley. BITE ME.)
If only you knew how my day was going. I was searching for one thing and I ended up here. Now you see how that might affect me!
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