QL, my First-FU is stronger than yours...
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MisterX |
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05.28.05 - 5:13 pm | #
Well see, the more people who are killed, especially U.S. troops, the better. That proves that the insurgents are desperate, and we're winning. Just a few dead-enders don't you know.
Then we will achieve President Bush's goal, to establish a Shiite theocracy in Iraq allied with Iran. That's what we fought this war for in the first place, right?
cervantes |
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05.28.05 - 5:14 pm | #
Genocide in the making in yet another country.
All hail our dealess leader in his quest to divide and conquer the entire world.
May he rot in chains.
smalfish |
05.28.05 - 5:14 pm | #
Sounds like the desperation meter is soaring.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 5:17 pm | #
but the media must not mention this
olexicon |
05.28.05 - 5:18 pm | #
It turns out that Citgo, US refining firm and a national chain of gas stations which pepper our town, is a subsidiary of Venezuela’s state-owned oil company. Who knew?
OK, this is waaaaaay OT but there's this movie called "Tank Girl" on SciFi now I guess it is....what's up with this thing? Is this one of them 'cult classics' I hear tell about?
catalexis |
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05.28.05 - 5:18 pm | #
I would be happy to reassure you. But I am spending the weekend at my Hamptons house. Tonight I shall dine at Nick and Toni's and then attend a cocktail party at the summer home of Charles Murray. I drove my Hummer here and it would just waste too much gas for me to come back and reassure you. Plus, if I neglected to attend the party, my family would surely suffer a decline in income.
Rich Lowry |
05.28.05 - 5:19 pm | #
Genocide in the making in yet another country.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I was just thinking, at this rate Iraq will soon be safe because nobody will be there but us. Everyone else will be dead. Jesus, can someone please explain to me why Rummy still has a job? And why Wolfie got promoted. This is fucking sick and it is on their heads. I don't think I could live with myself if I knew that I had caused this much death and destruction. And for what. Oil.
QL in NY |
05.28.05 - 5:19 pm | #
Bush says: "We've got them on the run."
Reality says: "They've hunkered down and aren't going anywhere for a good long time."
watertiger |
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05.28.05 - 5:19 pm | #
Fredo's B-school professor is on AAR calling him a "pathological liar."
Res Ipsa Loquitur |
05.28.05 - 5:19 pm | #
Buy Citgo gas...Save our democracy.
smalfish
Citgo is the gas the retail chain, 7-11 sells.
Ô¿Ô |
05.28.05 - 5:20 pm | #
Yes,
but in 20 years time, history will judge that it was America’s golden moment.
Mr Bush told me, and you know he would not lie, being a Christian and all.
sally |
05.28.05 - 5:20 pm | #
OK, this is waaaaaay OT but there's this movie called "Tank Girl" on SciFi now I guess it is....what's up with this thing? Is this one of them 'cult classics' I hear tell about?
Tank Girl rocks! Yeah, I guess it could be considered a cult classic.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 5:20 pm | #
I would be happy to reassure you. But I am spending the weekend at my Hamptons house. Tonight I shall dine at Nick and Toni's and then attend a cocktail party at the summer home of Charles Murray. I drove my Hummer here and it would just waste too much gas for me to come back and reassure you. Plus, if I neglected to attend the party, my family would surely suffer a decline in income.
Oh please. Nick and Toni's is so last summer.
watertiger |
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05.28.05 - 5:20 pm | #
OK, this is waaaaaay OT but there's this movie called "Tank Girl" on SciFi now I guess it is....what's up with this thing? Is this one of them 'cult classics' I hear tell about?
catalexis |
and it has a star-turn by Ice-T
olexicon |
05.28.05 - 5:20 pm | #
May he rot in chains.
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Amen. We have a great deal more of this to witness in the coming years, I'm afraid.
mena |
05.28.05 - 5:21 pm | #
there's this movie called "Tank Girl" on SciFi now I guess it is....what's up with this thing? Is this one of them 'cult classics' I hear tell about?
Very bizarre movie. Almost ended the then emerging career of Lori Petty (who I always found hot, but many others find annoying)
Attaturk |
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05.28.05 - 5:22 pm | #
Honestly, I can't take all the murder and mayhem anymore. Within the next month I'm going to be getting out. I'm leaving all traces of me behind. Folks, America is in its death spiral. Make arrangements to get out or to be in a better position to protect you and yours.
Ô¿Ô |
05.28.05 - 5:22 pm | #
I'm starting to think we have a shot at impeachment. Something about this Conyers move has lifted my spirits.
Do you think I need a neurologist?
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Jenny from the ßlog • |
05.28.05 - 5:22 pm | #
Yes,
but in 20 years time, history will judge that it was America’s golden moment.
Very bizarre movie. Almost ended the then emerging career of Lori Petty (who I always found hot, but many others find annoying)
Attaturk
agreed, oh great turkish leader!
the tank girl outfit was enough for her to have my vote...plus the soundtrack was excellent
olexicon |
05.28.05 - 5:24 pm | #
Do you think I need a neurologist?
No,you/we need a miracle.
Too bad those are myths.
smalfish |
05.28.05 - 5:24 pm | #
I just can't take it anymore. The Bush administration and their wing nut and fundie enablers have sucked every last bit of the joy of life from the world and are still sucking it dry.
Ô¿Ô |
05.28.05 - 5:26 pm | #
smalfish -
Oh, then I need a *miracologist*.
I'll comb through the yellow pages and see if there's one in my neighborhood...
Jenny from the ßlog • |
05.28.05 - 5:26 pm | #
the tank girl outfit was enough for her to have my vote...plus the soundtrack was excellent
And the aforementioned Ice-T. Also Naomi Watts as Jet Girl, Malcolm McDowell (IIRC), Don Harvey, and a cameo by Iggy Pop.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 5:26 pm | #
I've never seen or imagined anything like this was possible.
Ô¿Ô |
05.28.05 - 5:27 pm | #
From the reading I've done, it seems that the insurgents/Resistance is not as inclined to try to melt away when confronted by US troops. They don't seem as afraid of us as they used to and are standing and fighting for a while before trying to get away. I've noticed more reports of US troops killed or wounded by small arms fire in various firefights than used to be the case. I have no single citation for this -- it's just an impression I've gotten reading scattered bits here and there.
Toonscribe |
05.28.05 - 5:28 pm | #
And the aforementioned Ice-T. Also Naomi Watts as Jet Girl, Malcolm McDowell (IIRC), Don Harvey, and a cameo by Iggy Pop.
Eli
that's right
McDowell was the villain
and Iggy had a cameo as a dude buyiong slave girls at a club
olexicon |
05.28.05 - 5:28 pm | #
I'll comb through the yellow pages and see if there's one in my neighborhood...
Well the way the monolopists,umm... telephone companies are structured,you should be able to find one there.
smalfish |
05.28.05 - 5:28 pm | #
I'm starting to think we have a shot at impeachment. Something about this Conyers move has lifted my spirits.
There wont be any impeachment. It's over. America is doomed.
Ô¿Ô |
05.28.05 - 5:29 pm | #
dopey rock bands
Who you callin dopey?
Signed: The Monkees
footloose |
05.28.05 - 5:29 pm | #
We all fought the good fight; ran the good race, but alas, it's over.
Ô¿Ô |
05.28.05 - 5:30 pm | #
I guess we could say freedom is on the death march.
Probably not what fearless chimpy had in mind, but he's too stupid to realize it.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 5:31 pm | #
Incog -
Are we all invited to your compound for the last days? We'll need a place, you know.
Jenny from the ßlog • |
05.28.05 - 5:32 pm | #
, but alas, it's over.
I hope not. I just bought a new grill.
footloose |
05.28.05 - 5:32 pm | #
And I'd just like to say, that there isn't a one of you I wouldn't jump into a fox hole with and fight to the bitter end.
Ô¿Ô |
05.28.05 - 5:32 pm | #
I'm starting to think we have a shot at impeachment. Something about this Conyers move has lifted my spirits.
Do you think I need a neurologist?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Maybe not an impeachment, unless we take one or both houses, but someone pointed out on CSPAN today that there is no statue of limitations on war crimes.
QL in NY |
05.28.05 - 5:33 pm | #
Do you think I need a neurologist?
No,you/we need a miracle.
What we really need is the rapture to get rid of all the fundies.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 5:33 pm | #
goth is dead. rock is dead. And Tank Girl is a cult comic (I possess them all!) which wilts when transferred to the wide screen, mostly cause you can't depict bestiality, lesbianism and LSD. Well not really bestiality...her boyfriend is a kangaroo-human nukular mutant.
Nûr al-Cubicle |
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05.28.05 - 5:34 pm | #
WHy is it,only blondes play in Sci-Fi channel movies?
Is there bias bing presented?
Not that I have a problem with blondes,mind you.
smalfish |
05.28.05 - 5:34 pm | #
A Dark Age is descending upon America.
Ô¿Ô |
05.28.05 - 5:35 pm | #
WHy is it,only blondes play in Sci-Fi channel movies?
Is there bias bing presented?
Not that I have a problem with blondes,mind you.
Perhaps it's to do with their striking aptitude for Science.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 5:36 pm | #
A Dark Age is descending upon America.
Worng.
It has already descended.We are just losing what remains of light.
smalfish |
05.28.05 - 5:36 pm | #
A Dark Age of ignorance, violence and superstition.
Ô¿Ô |
05.28.05 - 5:37 pm | #
Considering how the band was put together, the Monkees could've been a whole lot worse and just sunk like a stone, never to be recalled again. I kinda enjoyed them as a change of pace back in the day -- plus their tv show was fucking hilarious -- sort of the Marx brothers with guitars -- all non sequitor and innuendo with a dash of slapstick thrown in.
Toonscribe |
05.28.05 - 5:38 pm | #
"...I don't think I could live with myself if I knew that I had caused this much death and destruction. And for what. Oil.
QL in NY | Email | Homepage | 05.28.05 - 5:19 pm | # ..."
They don't seem as afraid of us as they used to and are standing and fighting for a while before trying to get away. I've noticed more reports of US troops killed or wounded by small arms fire in various firefights than used to be the case.
It's a small war, it's not only a small war, it's one in exactly the same place, on exactly the same terms as the one that took place in 1922, and the outcome is inevitable. That's not a term I use lightly. But this - as a result of the stone, cold idiocy, crappy education and podunk training of the individuals involved is G-d inevitable.
GWPDA, Irate Scholar |
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05.28.05 - 5:39 pm | #
Okay Incog you answered my question as to whether or not I should bring the laptop on vacation. It is staying home. Fuck, I might not even read a newspaper for a couple of weeks. Maybe it will do me good.
Being an elderly dumb blond kinda suits my mood right now.
QL in NY |
05.28.05 - 5:39 pm | #
A Dark Age of ignorance, violence and superstition.
Ô¿Ô
Remember the Black Knight.
He's still around.
And it really *was* only a flesh wound.
Zach Wheat |
05.28.05 - 5:40 pm | #
Tank Girl comic series - GREAT!
Tank Girl movie - Meh.
Of course, there's no need to repeat that Buckaroo Banzai is the Greatest Movie of All Time.
On this Memorial Day weekend, I hope the American people will focus on the massive loss of life of Americans and Iraqis in this war whose end is no where in sight.
After my move, I will be starting a blog about surviving the coming superstorm of upheavel headed our way when the lights are finally extinguished. My compound is where I will be headquartered.
Ô¿Ô |
05.28.05 - 5:41 pm | #
The Monkeys were quite good, and as you say..........considering they were put together like a modern boy band, it could of been so much worse.
It only got a bit silly when some people compared them to the Beatles.
sally |
05.28.05 - 5:43 pm | #
Speaking of crimes against the republic.
If we get real about it, our entire Congress has been criminally negligent for not demanding the minimum of national security here at home.
They dropped the ball on getting the money out to the First Responders in our cities. They dropped the ball on securing our ports and nuclear facilities and insisting on real security for our airlines.
The cargo baggage areas of our planes are still not secure.
They are all responsible for backing down on the most critical needs of our country. Supporting a phony, trumped up war, throwing billions and billions down the drain.
There is terrorism. And thanks to the assholes at the helm it's multiplied ten-fold since 911.
They are all responsible, in some way or other, and by extension, so are we -- for not demanding that our national needs get met.
Okay. I clearly need more than a neurologist. I need a brain transplantologist to get me through the rest of the day!
Jenny from the ßlog • |
05.28.05 - 5:43 pm | #
From the reading I've done, it seems that the insurgents/Resistance is not as inclined to try to melt away when confronted by US troops. They don't seem as afraid of us as they used to and are standing and fighting for a while before trying to get away...
From "The Godfather II:"
At a birthday celebration for Hyman Roth, Michael recounts witnessing the death of a Fidel Castro rebel.
Michael Corleone: A rebel was being arrested by the military police, and rather than be taken alive, he exploded a grenade he had hidden in his jacket. He killed himself and he took a captain of the command with him...it occurred to me the soldiers are paid to fight, the rebels aren't
Hyman Roth: What does that tell you?
Michael Corleone: They can win.
Just sayin' ...
Res Ipsa Loquitur |
05.28.05 - 5:43 pm | #
Was it Tank Girl who rode over her boyfriend in a tank and then went on to marry a chimp-human and walk around with a bizarre robotic grin on her plasticene face? That movie sucked.
Or am I thinking of something else?
Thersites |
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05.28.05 - 5:44 pm | #
All those things are true Jenny. It's why intoxicants of all kinds are needed now more than ever.
mena |
05.28.05 - 5:45 pm | #
steve simels -
That Jimmy Page was a heck of
a dancer, wasn't he?
Sexiest man alive! (I think the conventional preference at the time was Robert Plant, who was no slouch.) But Jimmy... yikes!
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Jenny from the ßlog • |
05.28.05 - 5:45 pm | #
Thers,
That was Tanked Girl.
watertiger |
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05.28.05 - 5:45 pm | #
And I'd just like to say, that there isn't a one of you I wouldn't jump into a fox hole with and fight to the bitter end.
Let's hope it doesn't come to that.
Though I suspect it might. The people on the other side are absolutely incapable of recognizing facts.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 5:46 pm | #
What is this "Tank Girl" ya'll are referring to?
smalfish |
05.28.05 - 5:46 pm | #
QL in NY:
Please, take the laptop with you.
We'd miss you if you didn't.
steve simels |
05.28.05 - 5:46 pm | #
It's why intoxicants of all kinds are needed now more than ever.
mena - since any kind of drinking these days gives me a roaring headache my new drug of choice is quantum physics!
It's what the doctor ordered.
Jenny from the ßlog • |
05.28.05 - 5:47 pm | #
OMIGOD- Hyman Roth was my favorite character in Godfather especially the scene where he pisses and moans about lack of memorial for Mo Greene in LV.
footloose |
05.28.05 - 5:47 pm | #
Line of the day from Sabretooth:
"I hate the poor."
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 5:47 pm | #
mena -
Did I read that you are coming to EschaCon?
Jenny from the ßlog • |
05.28.05 - 5:48 pm | #
Or am I thinking of something else?
No, that would be it.
It occurs to me we're living in a 1/2 star science fiction movie with crappy villains and really bad special effects.
And the catering has sucked so we've had to provide our own.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 5:48 pm | #
since any kind of drinking these days gives me a roaring headache my new drug of choice is quantum physics!
Having never seen an actual dead-tree issue of the National Review before, I'm struck by the minor similarities in cover design and font choices to the basic cover design of Time. Switch the blue fringe for red, move the triangular blurb on the upper left corner to the upper right, and I think you'd get something very close to the Time design.
Am I reading too much into that?
Mark Bialkowski |
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05.28.05 - 5:48 pm | #
(are the women in Sabretooth changing their outfits hourly?)
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 5:48 pm | #
For 1/2 star movie I'd put up "Vibes" I think it was with Pia Zadora and Jeff Goldblume.
catalexis |
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05.28.05 - 5:49 pm | #
For the record I loved the Monkees. We all did.
And when I hear their songs today they still sound pretty good.
Okay, so I'm a nerd.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 5:50 pm | #
For 1/2 star movie I'd put up "Vibes" I think it was with Pia Zadora and Jeff Goldblume.
OMIGOD- Hyman Roth was my favorite character in Godfather especially the scene where he pisses and moans about lack of memorial for Mo Greene in LV.
For footloose:
There was a kid I grew up with, he was younger than me. Sort of hooked up with me, you know. We did our first work together, worked our way out of the street. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Prohibition we ran molasses into Canada, made a fortune, your father too. As much as anyone I loved him and trusted him. Later on he had an idea to build a city out of a desert stopover for GIs on their way to the West Coast. That kid's name was Moe Green. And the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man — a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a PLAQUE, or a SIGNPOST, or a STATUE of him in that town. Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order. When I heard it, I wasn't angry. I knew Moe; I knew he was headstrong — talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen! I didn't ask who gave the order, BECAUSE IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH BUSINESS! That two million in the bag in your room. I'm going in, take a nap. When I wake, if the money's on the table, I'll know I have a partner. If it isn't, I know I don't.
Res Ipsa Loquitur |
05.28.05 - 5:51 pm | #
Pia Zadora had a freakish cuteness about her. I think I remember some crazy movie called "Butterfly".
Jenny from the ßlog • |
05.28.05 - 5:51 pm | #
Jenny - yeah, I'm kinda sorta thinking about planning on it. Is that enough of a commitment, do you think?
mena |
05.28.05 - 5:51 pm | #
Just sayin' ...
Res Ipsa Loquitur | Email | Homepage
Res, I've been sayin' that since
the war started.
We have so totally lost.......
steve simels |
05.28.05 - 5:51 pm | #
We all did.
OK. I admit to writing in felt pen on the radio that I loved Peter. (Yikes)
footloose |
05.28.05 - 5:51 pm | #
Oh come now Liberal Elitists, The President has assured us that the insurgents fighting in Iraq is a sign of their being defeated. If the violence were to stop it would mean that the terrorists have won. Or something like that.
The Old Man From Scene 24 |
05.28.05 - 5:51 pm | #
Cyndi? Well then what piece-o-crap do I remmeber Pia from? Well I guess that's why they call them forgetable eh?
catalexis |
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05.28.05 - 5:52 pm | #
From the reading I've done, it seems that the insurgents/Resistance is not as inclined to try to melt away when confronted by US troops.
Yesterday I watched a CNN report anchored by this blonde, simmering with on cue patriotic outrage, she talks interestingly out of the side of her $35,000 mouth.
Anyway she was ballyhooing the 40,000 troop "cordon" arounf Baghdad.
The guy on the ground via satellite waited on the delay to hear her airbrushed comfirmatory statements regarding this new "safety net".
He then said, "Let's wait before we talk about 40,000 troops ringing this city. As of right now, there is no such thing. There are plans to coordinate a multiforce defensive posture, but right now, there are *not* 40,000 soldiers in the field forming a barrier around this city."
This strangely formed RNC/CNN Barbie doll was stumped at that report.
She fucking had nothing.
Zach Wheat |
05.28.05 - 5:52 pm | #
"So much death"
...and it brings a smirk to the bushcriminal's face.
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gak |
05.28.05 - 5:53 pm | #
Wow, Gimli is in Sabretooth.
This just goes to show you how hard it is to get cast in a decent movie.
It's so hard to get an acting job that actors are glad to get cast in ANYTHING, no matter how pathetic.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 5:53 pm | #
mena -
Good enough for me! I haven't started the planning yet myself and it's gonna be expensive for sure. I'll be flying from LA to West Palm Beach to Philly and back to LA and god knows how much that's gonna cost. Not to mention the hotel at EschaCon and the food and whatever.
Better start saving now. I can't believe myself that I'm doing it. But I figure it's a once in a lifetime thing and it's going to be memorable. So it's worth it.
Jenny from the ßlog • |
05.28.05 - 5:54 pm | #
thanks res. I love how Lee Strasburgh does the scene with noises of sickness and stuff. So real.
footloose |
05.28.05 - 5:55 pm | #
So > 700 comments since the Gerard/Grey post, and not one, single mention of Pamela Hensley.
So much for Effecient Market Theory.
GI Bill (liberal airhead) |
05.28.05 - 5:55 pm | #
Wow, Gimli is in Sabretooth.
This just goes to show you how hard it is to get cast in a decent movie.
It's so hard to get an acting job that actors are glad to get cast in ANYTHING, no matter how pathetic.
Well, he was also in Sliders and Revelations. I'm thinking maybe Gimli's not so picky...
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 5:56 pm | #
Damn. It is getting seriously fucking dark here. Thunderstorm dark.
Res Ipsa Loquitur |
05.28.05 - 5:56 pm | #
When you've occupied your enemy's capital for 3 years and then have to cordon it off with the equivalent of two divisions and mount massive sweeps through the neighborhoods to try to root out "insurgents," it's hard to maintain the fiction that you are winning.
Toonscribe |
05.28.05 - 5:57 pm | #
So it's worth it.
Jenny from the ßlog •
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Hooray!! That seals it then. I, however, intend to drive. I might even write a great book about it.
mena |
05.28.05 - 5:58 pm | #
Damn. It is getting seriously fucking dark here. Thunderstorm dark.
Been that way all day here in Dallas.
Dreadfully dreary,not much dofferent than everyday in bushland,IMO.
smalfish |
05.28.05 - 5:58 pm | #
Better start saving now. I can't believe myself that I'm doing it. But I figure it's a once in a lifetime thing and it's going to be memorable. So it's worth it.
Actually, I'm thinking about putting in a nice brick barbecue instead.
But, anybody who wants to visit surely can!
GWPDA, Irate Scholar |
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05.28.05 - 5:59 pm | #
They're digging in the wrong place!
The Old Man From Scene 24 |
05.28.05 - 5:59 pm | #
Well, he was also in Sliders and Revelations.
I liked Sliders.
It was campy fun.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 5:59 pm | #
Dreadfully dreary,not much dofferent than everyday in bushland,IMO.
No, in Bushland, it's always sunny, oil is plentiful, and all the women are Stepford robots.
watertiger |
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05.28.05 - 6:00 pm | #
This Memorial Day, the country will come together to honor those veterans who fell from the line, making the ultimate sacrifice for our country, those who fought and came home sadder and wiser, and those who were left behind. We are not just the beneficiaries of their bravery.
We are the stewards of their sacrifice.
Wesley Clark, in today's Dem radio response to President AWOL
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QuentinCompson |
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05.28.05 - 6:00 pm | #
Hey, it's the surly guy from Lost, too!!
Hell, who isn't in this bad movie?
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:00 pm | #
Anybody see the comics this weekend where Doonesbury lists dead soldiers names? What is significance though of list starting at 4/28/04?
footloose |
05.28.05 - 6:01 pm | #
Careful GWPDA, one of us is going to take you up on that offer.
mena |
05.28.05 - 6:01 pm | #
For 1/2 star movie I'd put up "Vibes" I think it was with Pia Zadora and Jeff
Goldblume.
Has anyone else noticed that a few news outlets have started actually saying that some of our helicopters have been downed, instead of always sugarcoating it by saying they "crashed"? As if nobody does any maintenance or is capable of piloting the things. It truly makes me sick to see the media whores minimizing the sacrifice of our troops in order to try to hold on to that last, desperate point above 40% in Dubya's approval rating.
Doc |
05.28.05 - 6:01 pm | #
Heh, Oliver Stone was arrested for drunk driving and drug possession.
The Old Man From Scene 24 |
05.28.05 - 6:01 pm | #
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Funny how they always frame the shot in a certain way when someone is just about to get attacked...
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:02 pm | #
Here's surely the worst dialog of all time:
"It's jaws can open 120 degrees! It can fit a human head in it's mouth and crush it!"
"Surely you're overreacting."
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:02 pm | #
Been that way all day here in Dallas.
smalfish ... I have a dear friend who just spent 2 weeks in Dallas, during which time he interviewed for a couple of jobs. He is Arab and looks it and I wondered how he would find it down there. Well, he loved it, but he came back very confused. He said he couldn't understand how all the people he met, who were extremely friendly and fun, were all such nutty Bush-loving repukes.
Res Ipsa Loquitur |
05.28.05 - 6:03 pm | #
Hey, it's the surly guy from Lost, too!!
Hell, who isn't in this bad movie?
Surly guy from Lost likes 'em young.
Well, it has Vaness Angel from Kingpin, and David Keith, B-movie god. Always thought it was a shame that he never teamed up with Keith David...
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:03 pm | #
I'm not overreacting and stop calling me Shirley!
The Old Man From Scene 24 |
05.28.05 - 6:04 pm | #
It's always the homely chicks who get eaten first.
It's the first law of bad movies.
Uh oh- that other chick took off her shirt and she's wearing a BLACK bra.
She gets eaten next.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:04 pm | #
Heh, Oliver Stone was arrested for drunk driving and drug possession.
The Old Man From Scene 24
And when they searched his car for contraband, he said "Back and to the left."
Zach Wheat |
05.28.05 - 6:05 pm | #
Careful GWPDA, one of us is going to take you up on that offer.
mena - that's okay. Olaf G&B made noises awhile back, and that's okay too. I've got a spare room (Arthur's bed is in there however, so you have to be able to stand a little susurrus.
GWPDA, Irate Scholar |
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05.28.05 - 6:05 pm | #
Uh oh- that other chick took off her shirt and she's wearing a BLACK bra.
She gets eaten next.
One way or another...
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:05 pm | #
were all such nutty Bush-loving repukes.
Thats Dallas for ya.
I cant believe all the W stickers around here.
Worst ones are the ones that say...
W...Still the president
Makes me want to perform an full speed ahead manuver on them.
smalfish |
05.28.05 - 6:05 pm | #
I assume any black cast memebers have already been eaten?
The Old Man From Scene 24 |
05.28.05 - 6:05 pm | #
mena:
glad you're coming to eschacon.
steve simels |
05.28.05 - 6:05 pm | #
Well, he loved it, but he came back very confused. He said he couldn't understand how all the people he met, who were extremely friendly and fun, were all such nutty Bush-loving repukes.
He must not have seen them after dark when they take off their people suits and reveal their true reptilian natures.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:06 pm | #
So, wait - is it crocodiles or spiders that are the perfect predator?
Or is it giant salamanders? Or purple spider people?
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:06 pm | #
Eli
David Keith and Keith David would look very cool on a movie poster. I have met David Keith, however, and IIRC he was batshit crazy and a Republican.
Toonscribe |
05.28.05 - 6:06 pm | #
And when they searched his car for contraband, he said "Back and to the left."
Over and over again.
The Old Man From Scene 24 |
05.28.05 - 6:07 pm | #
"..Well, he was also in Sliders and Revelations. I'm thinking maybe Gimli's not so picky...
Eli | Email | Homepage | 05.28.05 - 5:56 pm | # ... "
I'm with Four Legs Good. Sliders was fun. Revelations, on the other hand, I couldn't watch beyond the first few scenes.
In a Nutshell |
05.28.05 - 6:07 pm | #
I assume any black cast memebers have already been eaten?
Not yet,they're going to be served up later.
smalfish |
05.28.05 - 6:07 pm | #
Eli, naughty naughty.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:07 pm | #
So, wait - is it crocodiles or spiders that are the perfect predator?
Or is it giant salamanders? Or purple spider people?
Eli
I have met David Keith, however, and IIRC he was batshit crazy and a Republican.
I guess that doesn't surprise me so much. Keith David would, tho.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:07 pm | #
he was batshit crazy and a Republican
Wooot! Wooot! Redundancy Alert! Wooot!
The Old Man From Scene 24 |
05.28.05 - 6:08 pm | #
This Memorial Day, the country will come together to honor those veterans who fell from the line, making the ultimate sacrifice for our country, those who fought and came home sadder and wiser, and those who were left behind. We are not just the beneficiaries of their bravery.
We are the stewards of their sacrifice.
Compare and contrast:
"Our citizens live in freedom because patriots are willing to serve and sacrifice for our liberty," Bush said Saturday in his weekly radio address.
"Today a new generation of Americans is making its own sacrifice on behalf of peace and freedom, and some have given their lives," he said."
watertiger |
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05.28.05 - 6:08 pm | #
So what's up next?
Snake Head Terror?
I really don't understand who fucking puts up the money for these films. Are there that many stupid people with money around?
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:08 pm | #
I did try to watch some Sliders, but I just thought the alternate reality scenarios were too lame & unimaginative. Maybe because I read a lot of alt-reality sci-fi...
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:09 pm | #
Plus, I get kinda bored with shows that center on a neverending quest, ya know?
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:09 pm | #
David Keith and Keith David would look very cool on a movie poster.
Res Ipsa Loquitur |
05.28.05 - 6:09 pm | #
Are there that many stupid people with money around?
And why is whenever there's a shot of President Douchebag praying, it looks like he's trying not to fart?
watertiger |
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05.28.05 - 6:11 pm | #
I don't see any way that a movie with Bruce Boxleitner *and* Carol Alt can fail to be totally awesome.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:11 pm | #
So, wait - is it crocodiles or spiders that are the perfect predator?
The spider last night wasn't so scary.
They needed to make his eyeballs more realistic. Real spiders have those stalky looking things in their eyeballs- really creepy.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:11 pm | #
"I did try to watch some Sliders, but I just thought the alternate reality scenarios were too lame & unimaginative. Maybe because I read a lot of alt-reality sci-fi...
Eli"
You were watching it for the plot? I guess you missed Kari Wuhr.
EkCenTriK |
05.28.05 - 6:12 pm | #
Goddamnit, Hello-scan ate my post again.
Res Ipsa Loquitur |
05.28.05 - 6:12 pm | #
"Some have given their lives . . . "
Yeah, 1656 as of 5:30 according to icasualties.org. I'll bet that fratboy draft-dodging hypocritical asshole has no idea how mant casualties there have been.
Doc |
05.28.05 - 6:12 pm | #
Evening, moonbats. What a fitting day it is here for the start of this weekend. It's been dark and rainy all day.
Very good for reflecting on mortality.
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05.28.05 - 6:12 pm | #
She ran off without her shirt, in just the black bra, the guy had the clothes.
Now she's back in the shirt when the guy finds her?
Okay, first she's running in her black bra, then she has a shirt on.
Has to be the worst continuity ever.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:12 pm | #
The spider last night wasn't so scary.
They needed to make his eyeballs more realistic. Real spiders have those stalky looking things in their eyeballs- really creepy.
Plus the boobs tended to detract from the general... spideriness.
You were watching it for the plot? I guess you missed Kari Wuhr.
She wasn't in the original cast, was she? Pretty sure I would have given it a little bit more rope...
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05.28.05 - 6:13 pm | #
I'll bet that fratboy draft-dodging hypocritical asshole has no idea how many casualties there have been.
Why would he. He doesn't care.
____league |
05.28.05 - 6:13 pm | #
Okay, first she's running in her black bra, then she has a shirt on.
Has to be the worst continuity ever.
No, they showed her pulling it back on.
Although I kinda thought she had thrown it at him...
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:14 pm | #
I really don't understand who fucking puts up the money for these films. Are there that many stupid people with money around?
four legs good
Wasn't this financed by the Sci Fi Channel? I've pitched ideas to the SciFi channel and, if they like the concept, they'll pony up about 2 million and make the cheesiest version of it they can. That's one reason there seems to be a theme running through all SciFi channel financed movies -- I actually pitched when the theme was giant creatures. I tried to do some variants on the theme, so of course I sold them nothing.
Toonscribe |
05.28.05 - 6:14 pm | #
David Keith and Keith David would look very cool on a movie poster.
I saw Keith David play Othello to Liev Schrieber's Iago once and it was very, very good.
Keith David was creepy as shit in "Requiem for a Dream." Come to think of it, everyone was creepy as shit in "Requiem for a Dream." Who was the poor bastard who lost his arm?
Res Ipsa Loquitur |
05.28.05 - 6:14 pm | #
Whenever you see a character with glasses, you know he's toast.
watertiger |
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05.28.05 - 6:14 pm | #
Quentin, glad to know someone else notices this stuff.
Now that was truly funny!! "His teeth were THIS big!! she must have thought you were hung like a horse!!"
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:14 pm | #
QL: my question as to whether or not I should bring the laptop on vacation.
My wife and I spent a week in the Virgin Islands in early April; no blogs, no news, not even TV. It was nice and relaxing.
Wapiti |
05.28.05 - 6:16 pm | #
I don't recall seeing any other horror movies where the black guy actively *tries* to get himself killed...
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:16 pm | #
Yep, glasses guy is getting eaten next.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:16 pm | #
Sorry eli, I meant Kari Wuhrer and she played Maggie in the series.
EkCenTriK |
05.28.05 - 6:16 pm | #
Oh, and he's a black guy in a *red* shirt.
Talk about asking for it.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:16 pm | #
George W. Bush is a concept by
which we measure our pain.
steve simels |
05.28.05 - 6:17 pm | #
Eli, me neither.
Hey, surly Lost guy must be astonished to find himself on a hit show after doing crap like this.
He probably thought Lost was another creature show.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:18 pm | #
George W. Bush is a concept by
which we measure our pain.
I thought he was the unit by which we measure out IQ.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:18 pm | #
*our*, rather.
I wonder if the Indian markings have some kind of sabretooth prophecies...
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:18 pm | #
Oh, and he's a black guy in a *red* shirt.
He won't make it to the next commercial break.
The Old Man From Scene 24 |
05.28.05 - 6:18 pm | #
Jesus. I have a treatment lying
around for the Great American
Giant Cockroach Movie.
Gimme a name at the network.
Not *exactly* a monster movie, but I thought steve & watertiger could help me develop my script for "Jew-On: The Noodge".
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:25 pm | #
Okay, what'd I miss? Are you all still on creepy critters or, well, creepy critters?
mena |
05.28.05 - 6:25 pm | #
"holy shit! that cat looked like a fucking sabretooth tiger!!"
Well, now I'm going to think this every time I see a cat thank you.
footloose |
05.28.05 - 6:26 pm | #
Gimli gets all the good lines.
watertiger |
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05.28.05 - 6:26 pm | #
It's starting to get dreary and rainy here in Shreveport. Fits my mood these days. All that Dallas weather evenutally hits us. Wish I didn't have to go to work and could just chill, maybe cook something and drink some beer.
Ô¿Ô |
05.28.05 - 6:26 pm | #
Actually, I'm thinking glasses guy *won't* get killed, but will in fact somehow use his nerdy internets knowledge to save the day.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:27 pm | #
Here comes the fodder moment.
smalfish |
05.28.05 - 6:27 pm | #
Gimli gets all the good lines.
If there were any.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:27 pm | #
footloose - Sallyh, on an earlier thread, swore to Atrios that we were being good. She even told him we had cleaned the joint up (except the carpet that is stained with troll entrails). He's coming back soon, so we can't mess the place up with no tomato fights.
Has to be the worst continuity ever.
four legs good
My favorite bad continuity moment was an episode of the old tv show Peyton Place. Mia Farrow apparently changed her blouse to answer a ringing phone and then changed back again when she returned to the room to tell her mother who was on the phone.
Toonscribe |
05.28.05 - 6:29 pm | #
Oh well, so much for glasses boy saving the day with his Secret Nerd Knowledge...
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:29 pm | #
Sallyh, on an earlier thread, swore to Atrios that we were being good. She even told him we had cleaned the joint up (except the carpet that is stained with troll entrails). He's coming back soon, so we can't mess the place up with no tomato fights.
But how are we going to explain the footprints on the ceiling?
The Old Man From Scene 24 |
05.28.05 - 6:30 pm | #
Who was the poor bastard who lost his arm?
Jared Leto, the guy who had his face tenderized by Brad Pitt in Fight Club
Mark Bialkowski |
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05.28.05 - 6:30 pm | #
a leisurely three day sail, due south, brings me to a land of music, rum, and beautiful women.
gary in fl |
05.28.05 - 6:30 pm | #
Men who go off in the dark to pee get killed every time.
Because they spray all over the seat?
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:30 pm | #
I always like that line from Annie Hall, Jew Eat? Not,did you eat.
footloose |
05.28.05 - 6:30 pm | #
Toonscribe - people were more formal back then.
mena |
05.28.05 - 6:30 pm | #
Men who go off in the dark to pee get killed every time.
But he had toilet paper with him.
smalfish |
05.28.05 - 6:30 pm | #
I've seen the SciFi movie before. I wont tell you how it turns out. There's an unusual sub-plot twist at the end, though.
I've seen it, too. Was saddened to see how David Keith's career tanked after "An Officer and a Gentleman".
watertiger |
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05.28.05 - 6:31 pm | #
explain the footprints on the ceiling?
Too much Fred Astaire?
footloose |
05.28.05 - 6:31 pm | #
Wesley Clark, at Cornell today, transcribed courtesy of 8_year_nightmare at DU.
We’re embroiled in a vicious conflict in Iraq that’s consumed hundreds of American lives & threatens to undermine the strength of our all-volunteer military. And we see a terrorist leader who still defies the world & hides from the reach of American justice. And we see despotic regimes in Iran & North Korea continuing to pursue nuclear weapons. And we see hundreds of millions of people around the world who now profess to distrust our nation & dislike our foreign policy. And we see emerging economic competitors around the world who, in five years, or even tomorrow, can threaten American jobs & our standard of living.
You see, what happened is we won the Cold War but we lost our global strategy. The threats have changed, our situation’s changed, technology’s changed, our nation’s changed, & we still haven’t created a new framework for America’s engagement in the world & our actions & policies at home.
We need a framework that will preserve America’s freedom of action, our prosperity, our security, keep us & our families safe, & help us enjoy the fruits of our own labors here. And we don’t have it yet.
In the old days, we called the strategy deterrence & containment. But today, as the lone superpower in the world, we need a new strategy. We need to call it a strategy of American leadership. And we need to find it, because we haven’t found it yet. (applause).
Leadership. Gen. Eisenhower defined it this way. It was a definition we all had to memorize in military leadership at West Point. ‘Leadership,’ he said, ‘is the art of persuading the other fellow to want to do what you want them to do.’ He didn’t say it was force, manipulation, or the exercise of raw power. (applause) He said it was an art. (applause)
We need that kind of leadership today -- not the bullying kind of leadership. (applause) Not the kind of leadership…(applause)… we don’t need the kind of leadership that’s so hackneyed that even George Lucas quotes it in Star Wars. That if you’re not with us you’re against us. (applause) That’s not what we’re looking for. (applause)
We need the kind of leadership that moves nations & peoples with our ideals: steady, patient, balanced, determined…leadership that works to bring the world together to focus on the common tasks, not to divide it. And that works to build international structures, to promote development, to resolve disputes between nations, to respond to disasters, & to help advance our ideals of respect, dignity, security & health for every human being in the world. (applause) And we need that leadership at home, too. (applause).
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I apologize for my Clark flashing today, just scroll by and I won't be offended. It's just that the Memorial Day season is getting to me this year, like Christmas or Easter sometimes still do. That link may be overloaded, since I haven't been able to get the video to roll yet, and have to bug out for a while soon. I see all of those 'applause' interruptions in the transcript and am reminded of the rotten egg that President AWOL layed with his speech at the Naval Academy yesterday, the worthless turd.
QuentinCompson |
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05.28.05 - 6:32 pm | #
Too much Fred Astaire?
No such thing!
Still prefer the Nicholas Bros., tho...
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:32 pm | #
Black bra girl says "ohmigod" a lot.
And correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't it her fault they're still on the mountain? didn't want to be called a "sissy"?
watertiger |
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05.28.05 - 6:33 pm | #
Okay- they're advertising this as "30 hours of bad-ass movies."
that's false advertising. It's just bad movies.
four legs good
The ass is always gratuitous on the SciFi channel.
Toonscribe |
05.28.05 - 6:33 pm | #
WOO HOO
GWPDA is citing Col. C. E. Calwell -- I have a copy of that book in my cell -- hadn't thought of applying it to Iraq, but it fits
BTW -- the RAF already tried bombing the Iraqis & using poison gas on the Kurds -- you will note that Iraq is no longer a British "Mandate"
Prior Aelred |
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05.28.05 - 6:34 pm | #
And we see a terrorist leader who still defies the world & hides from the reach of American justice
Even Clark wont tell the truth.
This is what we get from dems.Fear of telling it like it is.
smalfish |
05.28.05 - 6:34 pm | #
Voted for Clark in the primary. He is such a statesman.
footloose |
05.28.05 - 6:34 pm | #
Thank goodness - dinner has arrived. This movie is bar none, the worst I have ever seen.
Just like the one for "Jaws" but
instead of a shark, a Hassidic
rabbi swimming !
steve simels |
05.28.05 - 6:36 pm | #
Just like the one for "Jaws" but
instead of a shark, a Hassidic
rabbi swimming !
Is Tom Bosley available?
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:36 pm | #
Proir A, "mandate". A certain kind of person sure does like that word. The paranoid kind, i think.
mena |
05.28.05 - 6:37 pm | #
Was saddened to see how David Keith's career tanked after "An Officer and a Gentleman".
watertiger
He's been around. I've always thought he was a hot guy.
Ô¿Ô |
05.28.05 - 6:38 pm | #
Seriously, "Jews" the movie would
be awesome.
Think of the poster.
I'm pretty sure there was a Fringe Festival musical along these lines.
Also, there is a magazine on the newstand these days called (I'm not making this up): "Heeb: The New Jew Review."
Res Ipsa Loquitur |
05.28.05 - 6:38 pm | #
And why is whenever there's a shot of President Douchebag praying, it looks like he's trying not to fart?
Possibly because he's the only one in the picture who's actually hearing voices, out loud, speaking English (or possibly Texican).
SteveLG |
05.28.05 - 6:39 pm | #
Fellow bloggers: please check this out - thanks!
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05.28.05 - 6:39 pm | #
Now the Uncompassionate Science Babe is complaining about how inhumane the traps are...
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:39 pm | #
I thought Tom Bosley was a Roman Catholic priest (or is he a small town sheriff?)
Prior Aelred |
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05.28.05 - 6:40 pm | #
"Jews: The Movie" This Time it's Personal
Okay. That's all I got.
Have a great evening, peeps!
*
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05.28.05 - 6:40 pm | #
I'd swear I saw a heart or star tatoo on that girl earlier in the movie.Now its a rope tatoo.
smalfish |
05.28.05 - 6:41 pm | #
That is one bad CGI tiger...
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:41 pm | #
I told ya she was toast.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:42 pm | #
Once a sabre-tooth clamps down on you, their jaws lock and you'll never get away from their grip.
Ô¿Ô |
05.28.05 - 6:42 pm | #
mena--
"mandate" was the world the League of Nations came up with when it carved up the Ottoman Empire into colonies for the British & French -- everyone was saying that they were opposed to colonialism, so the "mandated" territories were given into the care of the Limeys & Frogs to "prepare them for independence" -- I'm sure they would have gotten them ready in a few more centuries...
Prior Aelred |
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05.28.05 - 6:42 pm | #
Okay, how about: Jews II: Again with the Jews!
mena |
05.28.05 - 6:43 pm | #
Also, there is a magazine on the newstand these days called (I'm not making
this up): "Heeb: The New Jew Review."
Res Ipsa Loquitur | Email | Homepage
What can I say except....
Oy gevalt!!!!!
steve simels |
05.28.05 - 6:43 pm | #
I thought Tom Bosley was a Roman Catholic priest (or is he a small town sheriff?)
He was the lovable-but-doomed rabbi in the 42' mummy movie.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:43 pm | #
Still prefer the Nicholas Bros., tho...
They were awesome.
How about rabbi Ephraim Frisch story:
He opposed legislation to ban teaching evolution in the clssroom! Poster would depict running GOP and Left Behinders!!
footloose |
05.28.05 - 6:44 pm | #
Res, in case nobody posted it yet, the guy who lost his arm in Requiem for a Dream was Jared Leto, who was also in My So-Called Life and also also in Panic Room, which should have been a good movie with Jodie Foster and Forest Whitaker, but then really wasn't, so much.
St. Janet the Naughty |
05.28.05 - 6:44 pm | #
Just like the one for "Jaws" but
instead of a shark, a Hassidic
rabbi swimming !
Instead of the fin, you see one of those wide-brimmed fur hats...
watertiger |
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05.28.05 - 6:44 pm | #
cue 42' wicker bowflex man running around for no apparent reason.
watertiger |
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05.28.05 - 6:45 pm | #
Ooo, cool! Sabreteeth right into Gimli's eyesockets!
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:46 pm | #
Prior A, exactly. Thus, what looks to me like a paranoid reassertion of necessity for whatever rape or pillage is being discussed.
mena |
05.28.05 - 6:46 pm | #
Has anybody noticed that the SCLM always makes sure we know that it's IRAQIS the guerillas in Iraq are killing?
So when did Tom Bosley convert? (I certainly hope he was already circumcised!)
There were enough closeups of his crotch that I could almost answer that question...
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05.28.05 - 6:47 pm | #
Jesus. I have a treatment lying
around for the Great American
Giant Cockroach Movie.
You'll never get Eli or me to help you with THAT script.
Poor Gimli- eaten by a sabretooth.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:48 pm | #
You'll never get Eli or me to help you with THAT script.
I might sign on if we get your cousin six legs good in on the project.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:49 pm | #
Instead of the fin, you see one of those wide-brimmed fur hats...
watertiger | Email | Homepage | 05.28.05 - 6:44 pm | #
YES!!!!!!!!!!
BTW....I find it interesting
that the trolls seem to be taking
the holiday off.
Don't know what it means, but
whatever.....
steve simels |
05.28.05 - 6:49 pm | #
speaking of sabre tooths; there were apparently beaver here twenty thousand years ago weighing in at about 200 lbs.
That's a lot of trees down daily. I would have hated to be mistaken for a moving elm.
earl in toronto |
05.28.05 - 6:49 pm | #
steve simels
My writing partner and I pitched to two guys at the SciFi channel (kinda tag-team pitching), but it was almost three years ago and I do not remember the names. Sorry.
Toonscribe |
05.28.05 - 6:49 pm | #
Maybe the trolls are camping.
mena |
05.28.05 - 6:49 pm | #
Gotta go to work-later dudes!
footloose |
05.28.05 - 6:50 pm | #
BTW....I find it interesting
that the trolls seem to be taking
the holiday off.
Don't know what it means, but
whatever.....
I'm sure it's in honor of the troops. To honor their sacrifice & stuff.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:50 pm | #
I need to go to the grocery store, but now I don't wanna miss the promised sub-plot twist that Incog promised.
This has better be good.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:50 pm | #
He's *still* trying to get himself killed...
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:51 pm | #
toonscribe;
what sort of writing do you and your writing partner do?
earl in toronto |
05.28.05 - 6:52 pm | #
GWPDA is citing Col. C. E. Calwell -- I have a copy of that book in my cell -- hadn't thought of applying it to Iraq, but it fits
BTW -- the RAF already tried bombing the Iraqis & using poison gas on the Kurds -- you will note that Iraq is no longer a British "Mandate"
Prior Aelred - Yes, well, that's why I paid the big bucks to go to History school.
Don't forget - Woodrow Wilson declined to accept the Mandatory for Arabia or any similar location - including, I believe Armenia, which actually had a fairly sound reason for thinking he might. The US doesn't do that kind of thing.
Or used not.
Time for Arthur's dinner. And after that, we dance!
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05.28.05 - 6:53 pm | #
Eli, my cousin is unavailable.
He's currently in Iraq flying heliocopters.
Okay, now the black guy is gonna get it for sure.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:53 pm | #
St. Janet ... Thanks. I remember some reviewer describing Jared Leto in "MY So-Called Life" as "A hunk so inarticulate he's practically a Nordic ruin."
Oh fuck. Here come the thunderstorm. And of course I have to go outside now.
Later, Liberal Elitists!
Res Ipsa Loquitur |
05.28.05 - 6:53 pm | #
Why didn't the kitty just eat him while he was arguing?
And is he *fencing* with it???
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:53 pm | #
Why do I feel I'm not missing anything by not seeing these movies?
Prior Aelred |
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05.28.05 - 6:53 pm | #
I really really hate the way hollywood iplicitly advocates polluting.
So many movies just use their charaters to throw their trash on the ground.
So many movies so much enticement to trash our enviroment.
smalfish |
05.28.05 - 6:53 pm | #
Now it's gonna bite his head off.
that's what he gets for playing with knives.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:54 pm | #
BTW....I find it interesting
that the trolls seem to be taking
the holiday off.
I think bad Sci-Fi movies are a troll repellent that seem to work as well as music discussions, puns and propositions.
____league |
05.28.05 - 6:54 pm | #
I find it interesting
that the trolls seem to be taking
the holiday off.
Don't know what it means, but
whatever
The guys with the lowest seniority have to work the holidays at McDonalds.
Toonscribe |
05.28.05 - 6:54 pm | #
"BTW....I find it interesting
that the trolls seem to be taking
the holiday off."
They'd have to change the TV channel from their cartoons. Not to mention all the questions about what is going on in the movie, it would give away their lack of depth.
bill |
05.28.05 - 6:54 pm | #
And on that note, off to join
some satanic liberal commie pals
in quaffing some elitist
chardonnay at a blue state den
of iniquity.
See you guys later.....
steve simels |
05.28.05 - 6:55 pm | #
No way lost guy will fit through that hole.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:55 pm | #
I talked with a friend's father once; an English guy; he told me after WW2 they (The English air force) switched over to the mideast. He told me they bombed and strafed boats of refugees. Arabs I think. I don't know the details.
earl in toronto |
05.28.05 - 6:55 pm | #
Uh oh.
He's gonna try frencing too. bad idea.
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:56 pm | #
No way lost guy will fit through that hole.
You know something about him we don't?
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:56 pm | #
GWPDA (if you haven't started Arthur's dinner, or is he cooking tonight?) --
I had forgotten that the USA was offered mandates -- of course Wilson (that idealist -- I prefer not to remember that he was also a racist) would have turned them down -- a President Theodore Roosevelt (whom I kind of like -- please don't tell) would have grabbed them with both hands
Prior Aelred |
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05.28.05 - 6:57 pm | #
Umm, why don't they give lost guy the spear?
four legs good |
05.28.05 - 6:58 pm | #
Big game hunter gets a nice cop there eh?
smalfish |
05.28.05 - 6:58 pm | #
That really is incredibly bad CGI...
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 6:58 pm | #
Anybody else here the caller on Randi Rhodes with the fourth-hand rumor that Cheney has a penile implant. The supposed source is the med equipment rep who was in the OR when the job was done.
Does El Dicko use the phrase "I'm pumped" frequently in his speaches?
bo |
05.28.05 - 6:58 pm | #
Looks like it's time for Nimrod to go mano-a-gato...
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 7:00 pm | #
smalfish, there is an emerging theme in entertainment that enviornmentalism is bad, it's bad and it' s not cool. This is especially apparent in the entertainment that passes as news among the stupid. An early feeler was the "there are two sides to the global warming debate". Our corporate oligarchs want to make nature seem alien and dangerous and, most of all, boooooring.
EPT |
05.28.05 - 7:01 pm | #
No silly. you're supposed to gnaw your leg off...
watertiger |
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05.28.05 - 7:01 pm | #
Anyway, we all know they can't kill the kitty until it *after* it chomps Evil Scientist Babe.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 7:01 pm | #
I talked with a friend's father once; an English guy; he told me after WW2 they (The English air force) switched over to the mideast. He told me they bombed and strafed boats of refugees. Arabs I think.
earl - after WWI, when Great Britain was effectively bankrupted as a result of war, but was still obligated to various mandates, Iraq irrupted into war. There was no way that GB could despatch ground troops - there was no money, and fewer troops. At that point, Lord Hugh Trenchard made the startling proposal that the RAF might be able to restore order to the area, both out of its efficacy as an air service (something which had yet to be tried) and because of the significantly smaller expense.
Thus, the RAF was granted the option and in fact quenched the uprising in Irak, from north to south. It was the first time in modern military history that an air service had done this kind of work and has served as a model ever since. One of the consequences was the agreement between the English and the French to watch and ward the area designated as belonging to the Kurds, in Northern Irak - you may be aware that the current northern 'no-fly zone' is in fact this treaty area; and amazingly is an area and obligation still being honored.
My recommendation in 1991 was that the British MI6, then housed in a lovely high rise on the other side of the Thames, consider going downstairs to the Indian Office Library and Records center (down about five stories) and extract the complete operational records of the action and re-issue them as standing orders. I dunno if anybody did it, but it sure sounded as though at least somebody thought about it.
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05.28.05 - 7:02 pm | #
earl in toronto
With that particular partner, it has mainly been live action scifi movie and tv projects -- along with some more "entertainment industry"-related stuff I hope to be able to mention here fairly soon, but I am sworn to secrecy at the moment. He was formerly the head of one of the "family entertainment" divisions of one of the major studios, but just as things were really rocking and we were working on some interesting stuff there, the studio was sold and all the executives were replaced.
On my own, I story edit and write episodes for tv animation series -- hence my nom de 'nets. I also had writing credits (in one form or another) on 6 episodes of the "Young Hercules" spin-off from "Hercules" and "Xena." That's when I met Lucy Lawless, who is not anywhere as big, robust, and tough-looking in person, but then who is?
Toonscribe |
05.28.05 - 7:03 pm | #
Well, now I'm out for a while. But I'll be back in early. See ya.
mena |
05.28.05 - 7:03 pm | #
I like how Evil Scientist Babe thought the sabretooth would listen to and obey her...
Not only is it a vicious predator, but it's a fucking *CAT*.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 7:06 pm | #
That was a pretty good scene when the bitch got ate.
Ô¿Ô |
05.28.05 - 7:06 pm | #
GAWD!
Was that as fake as it looked?
smalfish |
05.28.05 - 7:07 pm | #
That's when I met Lucy Lawless, who is not anywhere as big, robust, and tough-looking in person, but then who is?
I am!
But that's not saying much.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 7:07 pm | #
BTW --
"Air Control" in Iraq (& elsewhere whre it was tried) also meant that the British went into WWII with no maps of these areas theoretically under their control -- when soldiers marched someplace, they always took cartographers along -- airplanes didn't (although they did get lost rather a lot -- they also carried a card offering a reward if they were returned to the nearest British post & doubtless hoped that if they went down, they would be recvoered by someone who was neither vindictive nor illiterate)
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05.28.05 - 7:07 pm | #
Not only is it a vicious predator, but it's a fucking *CAT*.
fetch the stick, kitty! fetch the stick!
And why did nobody mention David Keith's fetching trousers?
watertiger |
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05.28.05 - 7:08 pm | #
The gut rehab nexy door to my building cut through the phone cable last week, and SBC sez they can't fix it until after Memorial Day, which suck endlessly.
So I am stealing bandwidth here and there; just wanted to stop in and say "hola" on my way across town.
Pity too; I'd have been happy to play troll if you were missing them too much.
Just 20 bucks and you write down whose face you want me to steal.
It's not blogwhoring..it's theraputic trollplaying
Sun 22 May 2005 6:25 PM HKT
So I've been bothered that The Eschatonians aggregator that runs here was having issues parsing dates out of certain rss feeds *cough* First Draft *cough*. Taking some time from enjoying the sunny hot steamy weather, I decided to hack on some code, specifically the magpie rss parser. Now everything works, if you let it. The process of creating the caches still seems a bit slow, so I might look next at some optimisation there.
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Dinks |
05.28.05 - 7:09 pm | #
Hiya, drifty! Sorry to hear about the recent suckiness.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 7:09 pm | #
And drifty as a troll would scare the living shit out of me...
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 7:10 pm | #
"Snakehead Terror".
They stole my idea: I pitched "Trouser Snake Terror".
watertiger |
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05.28.05 - 7:11 pm | #
Whoa! I think I just saw Cancer Man in the credits!
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 7:11 pm | #
toonscribe;
thanks for reply. that's interesting. sounds like you have a tremendous amount of experience and no doubt versatility to go with your talent.
I have 3 books of poetry published by small presses and I'm getting together in the near future with a fellow who writes for a tv show and has done so for comedy movies. I'm going to show him an idea for a children's tv show. we get along quite well; jokes, anecdotes, etc.. so I think I'm going to say to him; if you think there's anything of value in these ideas, let's collaborate.
the income versus labour in poetry is ludicrous. not that I write poetry for money but still....
earl in toronto |
05.28.05 - 7:11 pm | #
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. -- Oscar-winning director Oliver Stone was arrested on suspicion of drug possession and driving while intoxicated, police said Saturday.
Stone, 58, was arrested Friday night at a police checkpoint on Sunset Boulevard after showing signs of alcohol intoxication, police Sgt. John Edmundson said.
A search of his Mercedes turned up drugs, Edmundson said
When a snakehead clamps down on you their jaws lock and you'll never break their grip.
Ô¿Ô |
05.28.05 - 7:15 pm | #
thanks eli,
I was sprinting for the door & I heard watertiger say "I pitched "Trouser Snake..." then I hit the door frame full-tilt, running as I was in one direction, and leering in a totally other direction...
driftglass |
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05.28.05 - 7:16 pm | #
And when they grab you with their metal claws, you can't break free. Because they're made of metal. And robots are strong.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 7:16 pm | #
I was sprinting for the door & I heard watertiger say "I pitched "Trouser Snake..." then I hit the door frame full-tilt, running as I was in one direction, and leering in a totally other direction...
I was trying to do something with "pitch" and "tent" but there was just too much contorting involved...
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 7:17 pm | #
earl in toronto
Collaraboration is a wonderful thing. It helps keep you going when the easiest thing is to just say "fuck it, I'll just take a few days off" and before you know it, it's been a year and a half and you haven't gotten back to the project. I wish you and your prospective writing partner good luck.
I wrote bad poetry in my youth, but gave it up for the good of poetry. Poetry is one art form that is definitely done for love of the art. Does anyone make a living just by writing poetry?
Toonscribe |
05.28.05 - 7:18 pm | #
Damn,Is thast Bill Clinton in this movie?
smalfish |
05.28.05 - 7:19 pm | #
Does anyone make a living just by writing poetry?
Can databases and financial analyses be considered poetry?
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 7:21 pm | #
Why do I feel I'm not missing anything by not seeing these movies?
Prior A, I don't think you are missing much.
Around here I have stuck with a They Might Be Giants concert on DirecTV's Freeview Channel and old Dick Van Dyke episodes all day. Good for what ails ya.
Silleigh |
05.28.05 - 7:22 pm | #
Around here I have stuck with a They Might Be Giants concert on DirecTV's Freeview Channel and old Dick Van Dyke episodes all day. Good for what ails ya.
How many people eaten so far?
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 7:23 pm | #
And will you be watching Dick Van Dinocroc tonight?
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 7:24 pm | #
(marvels that the magic still works: I post for the first time all day, and we get new sheets)
Silleigh |
05.28.05 - 7:24 pm | #
No one eaten yet, for better or worse.
There was musing in a phone call earlier today about the possibilities of "Dick Van Dyke" as a porn name, though...
Silleigh |
05.28.05 - 7:25 pm | #
There was musing in a phone call earlier today about the possibilities of "Dick Van Dyke" as a porn name, though...
Very promising indeed.
Eli |
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05.28.05 - 7:27 pm | #
toonscribe;
the 2 'biggest names' in poetry I know generate income by A.teaching B.translating C.editing---mind you Canada is population wise a small country.
I guess Maya Angelou (congrats to her on her success) who I don't think is a very good poet seems to make a living from it but yes, that is rare.
and eli re:
Can databases and financial analyses be considered poetry?
ha. well I'm particularly fond of the line:
2Xd-55.4
but call me a romantic.
earl in toronto |
05.28.05 - 7:37 pm | #
British went into WWII with no maps of these areas theoretically under their control
Welll, of course they had maps, Prior. The problem was they all looked like this here.
GWPDA, Irate Scholar |
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05.28.05 - 7:53 pm | #
Bush says: "We've got them on the run."
Hey, we're fightin' them over there so we don't have to fight 'em here!
"Welll, of course they had maps, Prior. The problem was they all looked like this here.
GWPDA, Irate Scholar 5.28.05 - 7:53 pm"
I think there were too many lines on that page. Have you tried the Google Satellite maps?
old lady from Wyoming |
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05.29.05 - 12:22 am | #
No, no -- you've got it all wrong! This PROVES the insurgents are on the ropes, because it shows how desperate they are.! If they were winning, they wouldn't be attacking, they'd be having martinis with Georgie boy & Dick.
jimp1947 |
05.29.05 - 9:45 am | #
Insurgents....
Hmmm, how would these uber-patriots would like it if someone invaded THIS country?
How DARE the Iraqis fight back?
They're just like them thar Viet Cong 30-something years ago.
They wouldn't lie down and let us win, either!
Terry C |
05.29.05 - 11:16 am | #
I liked the Monkees.
Compared to some of the shit that passes for music these days, they were quite good.
ANYTHING is better than rap and hip hop!
Terry C |
05.29.05 - 11:25 am | #
I'm not sure what planet Lowry calls home but it certainly isn't Earth.
And I'm with Incognito about it being time to go to ground.
TR |
05.29.05 - 3:08 pm | #