I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

FIRST!


twice, back to back.

hoo boy!


QL, my First-FU is stronger than yours...
-


Well see, the more people who are killed, especially U.S. troops, the better. That proves that the insurgents are desperate, and we're winning. Just a few dead-enders don't you know.

Then we will achieve President Bush's goal, to establish a Shiite theocracy in Iraq allied with Iran. That's what we fought this war for in the first place, right?


GravatarGenocide in the making in yet another country.

All hail our dealess leader in his quest to divide and conquer the entire world.

May he rot in chains.


GravatarSounds like the desperation meter is soaring.


Gravatarbut the media must not mention this


GravatarAn Oil Company That Doesn't Suck.
Buy Gas at Citgo. No, Really...




It turns out that Citgo, US refining firm and a national chain of gas stations which pepper our town, is a subsidiary of Venezuela’s state-owned oil company. Who knew?

Buy Citgo gas...Save our democracy.


GravatarOK, this is waaaaaay OT but there's this movie called "Tank Girl" on SciFi now I guess it is....what's up with this thing? Is this one of them 'cult classics' I hear tell about?


GravatarI would be happy to reassure you. But I am spending the weekend at my Hamptons house. Tonight I shall dine at Nick and Toni's and then attend a cocktail party at the summer home of Charles Murray. I drove my Hummer here and it would just waste too much gas for me to come back and reassure you. Plus, if I neglected to attend the party, my family would surely suffer a decline in income.


GravatarGenocide in the making in yet another country.


++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I was just thinking, at this rate Iraq will soon be safe because nobody will be there but us. Everyone else will be dead. Jesus, can someone please explain to me why Rummy still has a job? And why Wolfie got promoted. This is fucking sick and it is on their heads. I don't think I could live with myself if I knew that I had caused this much death and destruction. And for what. Oil.


GravatarBush says: "We've got them on the run."

Reality says: "They've hunkered down and aren't going anywhere for a good long time."


GravatarFredo's B-school professor is on AAR calling him a "pathological liar."


GravatarBuy Citgo gas...Save our democracy.
smalfish


Citgo is the gas the retail chain, 7-11 sells.


GravatarYes,

but in 20 years time, history will judge that it was America’s golden moment.

Mr Bush told me, and you know he would not lie, being a Christian and all.


GravatarOK, this is waaaaaay OT but there's this movie called "Tank Girl" on SciFi now I guess it is....what's up with this thing? Is this one of them 'cult classics' I hear tell about?

Tank Girl rocks! Yeah, I guess it could be considered a cult classic.


GravatarI would be happy to reassure you. But I am spending the weekend at my Hamptons house. Tonight I shall dine at Nick and Toni's and then attend a cocktail party at the summer home of Charles Murray. I drove my Hummer here and it would just waste too much gas for me to come back and reassure you. Plus, if I neglected to attend the party, my family would surely suffer a decline in income.

Oh please. Nick and Toni's is so last summer.


GravatarOK, this is waaaaaay OT but there's this movie called "Tank Girl" on SciFi now I guess it is....what's up with this thing? Is this one of them 'cult classics' I hear tell about?
catalexis |

and it has a star-turn by Ice-T


GravatarMay he rot in chains.
==

Amen. We have a great deal more of this to witness in the coming years, I'm afraid.


Gravatarthere's this movie called "Tank Girl" on SciFi now I guess it is....what's up with this thing? Is this one of them 'cult classics' I hear tell about?


Very bizarre movie. Almost ended the then emerging career of Lori Petty (who I always found hot, but many others find annoying)


GravatarCitgo is the gas the retail chain, 7-11 sells.


Point being?


GravatarHonestly, I can't take all the murder and mayhem anymore. Within the next month I'm going to be getting out. I'm leaving all traces of me behind. Folks, America is in its death spiral. Make arrangements to get out or to be in a better position to protect you and yours.


GravatarI'm starting to think we have a shot at impeachment. Something about this Conyers move has lifted my spirits.

Do you think I need a neurologist?
*


GravatarYes,

but in 20 years time, history will judge that it was America’s golden moment.


Insert "Golden Shower" joke here.


GravatarVery bizarre movie. Almost ended the then emerging career of Lori Petty (who I always found hot, but many others find annoying)

Far & away her finest role.


GravatarLori Petty

Was she the pitching baseball sister in League of our own?


GravatarClean sheets. WOOHOO!


GravatarPoint being?
smalfish


Just saying to buy your gas at 7-11. Not all Citgo gas is sold at Citgo stations.


GravatarWas she the pitching baseball sister in League of our own?

Yes.


GravatarVery bizarre movie. Almost ended the then emerging career of Lori Petty (who I always found hot, but many others find annoying)
Attaturk

agreed, oh great turkish leader!

the tank girl outfit was enough for her to have my vote...plus the soundtrack was excellent


GravatarDo you think I need a neurologist?

No,you/we need a miracle.

Too bad those are myths.


GravatarI just can't take it anymore. The Bush administration and their wing nut and fundie enablers have sucked every last bit of the joy of life from the world and are still sucking it dry.


Gravatarsmalfish -

Oh, then I need a *miracologist*.

I'll comb through the yellow pages and see if there's one in my neighborhood...


Gravatarthe tank girl outfit was enough for her to have my vote...plus the soundtrack was excellent

And the aforementioned Ice-T. Also Naomi Watts as Jet Girl, Malcolm McDowell (IIRC), Don Harvey, and a cameo by Iggy Pop.


GravatarI've never seen or imagined anything like this was possible.


Gravatar• Cambodia's former king delights in blogging

on Yahoo! news headlines


GravatarI'm starting to think we have a shot at impeachment. Something about this Conyers move has lifted my spirits.

Do you think I need a neurologist?


I want Conyers for President.

I need electroshock, apparently.


GravatarToo bad those are myths.
smalfish
==

You don't believe the Big Cheese is just testing our faith?


GravatarAnd I was having so much fun talking
about dopey rock bands on the
earlier thread.


Oh well......


GravatarFrom the reading I've done, it seems that the insurgents/Resistance is not as inclined to try to melt away when confronted by US troops. They don't seem as afraid of us as they used to and are standing and fighting for a while before trying to get away. I've noticed more reports of US troops killed or wounded by small arms fire in various firefights than used to be the case. I have no single citation for this -- it's just an impression I've gotten reading scattered bits here and there.


GravatarAnd the aforementioned Ice-T. Also Naomi Watts as Jet Girl, Malcolm McDowell (IIRC), Don Harvey, and a cameo by Iggy Pop.
Eli

that's right
McDowell was the villain
and Iggy had a cameo as a dude buyiong slave girls at a club


GravatarI'll comb through the yellow pages and see if there's one in my neighborhood...

Well the way the monolopists,umm... telephone companies are structured,you should be able to find one there.


GravatarI'm starting to think we have a shot at impeachment. Something about this Conyers move has lifted my spirits.

There wont be any impeachment. It's over. America is doomed.


Gravatardopey rock bands

Who you callin dopey?
Signed: The Monkees


GravatarWe all fought the good fight; ran the good race, but alas, it's over.


GravatarI guess we could say freedom is on the death march.


Probably not what fearless chimpy had in mind, but he's too stupid to realize it.


GravatarIncog -

Are we all invited to your compound for the last days? We'll need a place, you know.


Gravatar, but alas, it's over.

I hope not. I just bought a new grill.


GravatarAnd I'd just like to say, that there isn't a one of you I wouldn't jump into a fox hole with and fight to the bitter end.


GravatarI'm starting to think we have a shot at impeachment. Something about this Conyers move has lifted my spirits.

Do you think I need a neurologist?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Maybe not an impeachment, unless we take one or both houses, but someone pointed out on CSPAN today that there is no statue of limitations on war crimes.


GravatarDo you think I need a neurologist?

No,you/we need a miracle.



What we really need is the rapture to get rid of all the fundies.


Gravatargoth is dead. rock is dead. And Tank Girl is a cult comic (I possess them all!) which wilts when transferred to the wide screen, mostly cause you can't depict bestiality, lesbianism and LSD. Well not really bestiality...her boyfriend is a kangaroo-human nukular mutant.


GravatarWHy is it,only blondes play in Sci-Fi channel movies?

Is there bias bing presented?

Not that I have a problem with blondes,mind you.


GravatarA Dark Age is descending upon America.


GravatarWHy is it,only blondes play in Sci-Fi channel movies?

Is there bias bing presented?

Not that I have a problem with blondes,mind you.


Perhaps it's to do with their striking aptitude for Science.


GravatarA Dark Age is descending upon America.


Worng.

It has already descended.We are just losing what remains of light.


GravatarA Dark Age of ignorance, violence and superstition.


GravatarAlas, poor America....


GravatarConsidering how the band was put together, the Monkees could've been a whole lot worse and just sunk like a stone, never to be recalled again. I kinda enjoyed them as a change of pace back in the day -- plus their tv show was fucking hilarious -- sort of the Marx brothers with guitars -- all non sequitor and innuendo with a dash of slapstick thrown in.


Gravatar"...I don't think I could live with myself if I knew that I had caused this much death and destruction. And for what. Oil.
QL in NY | Email | Homepage | 05.28.05 - 5:19 pm | # ..."


The the problem with not being a psychopath.

.


GravatarThey don't seem as afraid of us as they used to and are standing and fighting for a while before trying to get away. I've noticed more reports of US troops killed or wounded by small arms fire in various firefights than used to be the case.

cf Small Wars, Col. CE Callwell, viz.

It's a small war, it's not only a small war, it's one in exactly the same place, on exactly the same terms as the one that took place in 1922, and the outcome is inevitable. That's not a term I use lightly. But this - as a result of the stone, cold idiocy, crappy education and podunk training of the individuals involved is G-d inevitable.


GravatarOkay Incog you answered my question as to whether or not I should bring the laptop on vacation. It is staying home. Fuck, I might not even read a newspaper for a couple of weeks. Maybe it will do me good.

Being an elderly dumb blond kinda suits my mood right now.


GravatarA Dark Age of ignorance, violence and superstition.
Ô¿Ô


Remember the Black Knight.
He's still around.
And it really *was* only a flesh wound.


GravatarTank Girl comic series - GREAT!
Tank Girl movie - Meh.





Of course, there's no need to repeat that Buckaroo Banzai is the Greatest Movie of All Time.

Period.
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GravatarJenny from the Blog:

That Jimmy Page was a heck of
a dancer, wasn't he?




GravatarOn this Memorial Day weekend, I hope the American people will focus on the massive loss of life of Americans and Iraqis in this war whose end is no where in sight.

http://asilentcacophony.blogspot.com


GravatarAfter my move, I will be starting a blog about surviving the coming superstorm of upheavel headed our way when the lights are finally extinguished. My compound is where I will be headquartered.


GravatarThe Monkeys were quite good, and as you say..........considering they were put together like a modern boy band, it could of been so much worse.

It only got a bit silly when some people compared them to the Beatles.


GravatarSpeaking of crimes against the republic.

If we get real about it, our entire Congress has been criminally negligent for not demanding the minimum of national security here at home.

They dropped the ball on getting the money out to the First Responders in our cities. They dropped the ball on securing our ports and nuclear facilities and insisting on real security for our airlines.

The cargo baggage areas of our planes are still not secure.

They are all responsible for backing down on the most critical needs of our country. Supporting a phony, trumped up war, throwing billions and billions down the drain.

There is terrorism. And thanks to the assholes at the helm it's multiplied ten-fold since 911.

They are all responsible, in some way or other, and by extension, so are we -- for not demanding that our national needs get met.

Okay. I clearly need more than a neurologist. I need a brain transplantologist to get me through the rest of the day!


GravatarFrom the reading I've done, it seems that the insurgents/Resistance is not as inclined to try to melt away when confronted by US troops. They don't seem as afraid of us as they used to and are standing and fighting for a while before trying to get away...

From "The Godfather II:"

At a birthday celebration for Hyman Roth, Michael recounts witnessing the death of a Fidel Castro rebel.

Michael Corleone: A rebel was being arrested by the military police, and rather than be taken alive, he exploded a grenade he had hidden in his jacket. He killed himself and he took a captain of the command with him...it occurred to me the soldiers are paid to fight, the rebels aren't

Hyman Roth: What does that tell you?

Michael Corleone: They can win.

Just sayin' ...


GravatarWas it Tank Girl who rode over her boyfriend in a tank and then went on to marry a chimp-human and walk around with a bizarre robotic grin on her plasticene face? That movie sucked.

Or am I thinking of something else?


GravatarAll those things are true Jenny. It's why intoxicants of all kinds are needed now more than ever.


Gravatarsteve simels -

That Jimmy Page was a heck of
a dancer, wasn't he?


Sexiest man alive! (I think the conventional preference at the time was Robert Plant, who was no slouch.) But Jimmy... yikes!
*


GravatarThers,

That was Tanked Girl.


GravatarAnd I'd just like to say, that there isn't a one of you I wouldn't jump into a fox hole with and fight to the bitter end.

Let's hope it doesn't come to that.


Though I suspect it might. The people on the other side are absolutely incapable of recognizing facts.


GravatarWhat is this "Tank Girl" ya'll are referring to?


GravatarQL in NY:

Please, take the laptop with you.

We'd miss you if you didn't.


GravatarIt's why intoxicants of all kinds are needed now more than ever.

mena - since any kind of drinking these days gives me a roaring headache my new drug of choice is quantum physics!

It's what the doctor ordered.


GravatarOMIGOD- Hyman Roth was my favorite character in Godfather especially the scene where he pisses and moans about lack of memorial for Mo Greene in LV.


GravatarLine of the day from Sabretooth:

"I hate the poor."


Gravatarmena -

Did I read that you are coming to EschaCon?


GravatarOr am I thinking of something else?

No, that would be it.



It occurs to me we're living in a 1/2 star science fiction movie with crappy villains and really bad special effects.

And the catering has sucked so we've had to provide our own.


Gravatarsince any kind of drinking these days gives me a roaring headache my new drug of choice is quantum physics!


String Theory,BayBee!


GravatarHaving never seen an actual dead-tree issue of the National Review before, I'm struck by the minor similarities in cover design and font choices to the basic cover design of Time. Switch the blue fringe for red, move the triangular blurb on the upper left corner to the upper right, and I think you'd get something very close to the Time design.

Am I reading too much into that?


Gravatar(are the women in Sabretooth changing their outfits hourly?)


GravatarFor 1/2 star movie I'd put up "Vibes" I think it was with Pia Zadora and Jeff Goldblume.


GravatarFor the record I loved the Monkees. We all did.


And when I hear their songs today they still sound pretty good.


Okay, so I'm a nerd.


GravatarFor 1/2 star movie I'd put up "Vibes" I think it was with Pia Zadora and Jeff Goldblume.

Cyndi Lauper!


GravatarOMIGOD- Hyman Roth was my favorite character in Godfather especially the scene where he pisses and moans about lack of memorial for Mo Greene in LV.

For footloose:

There was a kid I grew up with, he was younger than me. Sort of hooked up with me, you know. We did our first work together, worked our way out of the street. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Prohibition we ran molasses into Canada, made a fortune, your father too. As much as anyone I loved him and trusted him. Later on he had an idea to build a city out of a desert stopover for GIs on their way to the West Coast. That kid's name was Moe Green. And the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man — a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a PLAQUE, or a SIGNPOST, or a STATUE of him in that town. Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order. When I heard it, I wasn't angry. I knew Moe; I knew he was headstrong — talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen! I didn't ask who gave the order, BECAUSE IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH BUSINESS! That two million in the bag in your room. I'm going in, take a nap. When I wake, if the money's on the table, I'll know I have a partner. If it isn't, I know I don't.


GravatarPia Zadora had a freakish cuteness about her. I think I remember some crazy movie called "Butterfly".


GravatarJenny - yeah, I'm kinda sorta thinking about planning on it. Is that enough of a commitment, do you think?


GravatarJust sayin' ...
Res Ipsa Loquitur | Email | Homepage


Res, I've been sayin' that since
the war started.

We have so totally lost.......


GravatarWe all did.

OK. I admit to writing in felt pen on the radio that I loved Peter. (Yikes)


GravatarOh come now Liberal Elitists, The President has assured us that the insurgents fighting in Iraq is a sign of their being defeated. If the violence were to stop it would mean that the terrorists have won. Or something like that.


GravatarCyndi? Well then what piece-o-crap do I remmeber Pia from? Well I guess that's why they call them forgetable eh?


GravatarFrom the reading I've done, it seems that the insurgents/Resistance is not as inclined to try to melt away when confronted by US troops.

Yesterday I watched a CNN report anchored by this blonde, simmering with on cue patriotic outrage, she talks interestingly out of the side of her $35,000 mouth.

Anyway she was ballyhooing the 40,000 troop "cordon" arounf Baghdad.

The guy on the ground via satellite waited on the delay to hear her airbrushed comfirmatory statements regarding this new "safety net".

He then said, "Let's wait before we talk about 40,000 troops ringing this city. As of right now, there is no such thing. There are plans to coordinate a multiforce defensive posture, but right now, there are *not* 40,000 soldiers in the field forming a barrier around this city."

This strangely formed RNC/CNN Barbie doll was stumped at that report.

She fucking had nothing.


Gravatar"So much death"

...and it brings a smirk to the bushcriminal's face.
-


GravatarWow, Gimli is in Sabretooth.


This just goes to show you how hard it is to get cast in a decent movie.

It's so hard to get an acting job that actors are glad to get cast in ANYTHING, no matter how pathetic.


Gravatarmena -

Good enough for me! I haven't started the planning yet myself and it's gonna be expensive for sure. I'll be flying from LA to West Palm Beach to Philly and back to LA and god knows how much that's gonna cost. Not to mention the hotel at EschaCon and the food and whatever.

Better start saving now. I can't believe myself that I'm doing it. But I figure it's a once in a lifetime thing and it's going to be memorable. So it's worth it.


Gravatarthanks res. I love how Lee Strasburgh does the scene with noises of sickness and stuff. So real.


GravatarSo > 700 comments since the Gerard/Grey post, and not one, single mention of Pamela Hensley.

So much for Effecient Market Theory.


GravatarWow, Gimli is in Sabretooth.


This just goes to show you how hard it is to get cast in a decent movie.

It's so hard to get an acting job that actors are glad to get cast in ANYTHING, no matter how pathetic.


Well, he was also in Sliders and Revelations. I'm thinking maybe Gimli's not so picky...


GravatarDamn. It is getting seriously fucking dark here. Thunderstorm dark.


GravatarWhen you've occupied your enemy's capital for 3 years and then have to cordon it off with the equivalent of two divisions and mount massive sweeps through the neighborhoods to try to root out "insurgents," it's hard to maintain the fiction that you are winning.


GravatarSo it's worth it.
Jenny from the ßlog •
==

Hooray!! That seals it then. I, however, intend to drive. I might even write a great book about it.


GravatarDamn. It is getting seriously fucking dark here. Thunderstorm dark.


Been that way all day here in Dallas.

Dreadfully dreary,not much dofferent than everyday in bushland,IMO.


GravatarBetter start saving now. I can't believe myself that I'm doing it. But I figure it's a once in a lifetime thing and it's going to be memorable. So it's worth it.

Actually, I'm thinking about putting in a nice brick barbecue instead.

But, anybody who wants to visit surely can!


GravatarThey're digging in the wrong place!


GravatarWell, he was also in Sliders and Revelations.

I liked Sliders.


It was campy fun.


GravatarDreadfully dreary,not much dofferent than everyday in bushland,IMO.

No, in Bushland, it's always sunny, oil is plentiful, and all the women are Stepford robots.


GravatarThis Memorial Day, the country will come together to honor those veterans who fell from the line, making the ultimate sacrifice for our country, those who fought and came home sadder and wiser, and those who were left behind. We are not just the beneficiaries of their bravery.

We are the stewards of their sacrifice.


Wesley Clark, in today's Dem radio response to President AWOL
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GravatarHey, it's the surly guy from Lost, too!!


Hell, who isn't in this bad movie?


GravatarAnybody see the comics this weekend where Doonesbury lists dead soldiers names? What is significance though of list starting at 4/28/04?


GravatarCareful GWPDA, one of us is going to take you up on that offer.


GravatarFor 1/2 star movie I'd put up "Vibes" I think it was with Pia Zadora and Jeff
Goldblume.

Cyndi Lauper!
Eli | Email | Homepage | 05.28.05 - 5:50 pm | #

Cyndi Lauper lives across the
street from me.


And for some reason, whenever that
movie airs on cable, I always
see her
walking around the neighborhood.

Go figure.


GravatarHas anyone else noticed that a few news outlets have started actually saying that some of our helicopters have been downed, instead of always sugarcoating it by saying they "crashed"? As if nobody does any maintenance or is capable of piloting the things. It truly makes me sick to see the media whores minimizing the sacrifice of our troops in order to try to hold on to that last, desperate point above 40% in Dubya's approval rating.


GravatarHeh, Oliver Stone was arrested for drunk driving and drug possession.


GravatarBWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Funny how they always frame the shot in a certain way when someone is just about to get attacked...


GravatarHere's surely the worst dialog of all time:


"It's jaws can open 120 degrees! It can fit a human head in it's mouth and crush it!"



"Surely you're overreacting."


GravatarBeen that way all day here in Dallas.

smalfish ... I have a dear friend who just spent 2 weeks in Dallas, during which time he interviewed for a couple of jobs. He is Arab and looks it and I wondered how he would find it down there. Well, he loved it, but he came back very confused. He said he couldn't understand how all the people he met, who were extremely friendly and fun, were all such nutty Bush-loving repukes.


GravatarHey, it's the surly guy from Lost, too!!


Hell, who isn't in this bad movie?


Surly guy from Lost likes 'em young.

Well, it has Vaness Angel from Kingpin, and David Keith, B-movie god. Always thought it was a shame that he never teamed up with Keith David...


GravatarI'm not overreacting and stop calling me Shirley!


GravatarIt's always the homely chicks who get eaten first.


It's the first law of bad movies.


Uh oh- that other chick took off her shirt and she's wearing a BLACK bra.

She gets eaten next.


GravatarBack in a few.


GravatarHeh, Oliver Stone was arrested for drunk driving and drug possession.
The Old Man From Scene 24


And when they searched his car for contraband, he said "Back and to the left."


GravatarCareful GWPDA, one of us is going to take you up on that offer.

mena - that's okay. Olaf G&B made noises awhile back, and that's okay too. I've got a spare room (Arthur's bed is in there however, so you have to be able to stand a little susurrus.


GravatarUh oh- that other chick took off her shirt and she's wearing a BLACK bra.

She gets eaten next.


One way or another...


Gravatarwere all such nutty Bush-loving repukes.


Thats Dallas for ya.

I cant believe all the W stickers around here.

Worst ones are the ones that say...


W...Still the president

Makes me want to perform an full speed ahead manuver on them.


GravatarI assume any black cast memebers have already been eaten?


Gravatarmena:

glad you're coming to eschacon.


GravatarWell, he loved it, but he came back very confused. He said he couldn't understand how all the people he met, who were extremely friendly and fun, were all such nutty Bush-loving repukes.


He must not have seen them after dark when they take off their people suits and reveal their true reptilian natures.


GravatarELI!


GravatarSo, wait - is it crocodiles or spiders that are the perfect predator?

Or is it giant salamanders? Or purple spider people?


GravatarEli

David Keith and Keith David would look very cool on a movie poster. I have met David Keith, however, and IIRC he was batshit crazy and a Republican.


GravatarAnd when they searched his car for contraband, he said "Back and to the left."

Over and over again.


Gravatar"..Well, he was also in Sliders and Revelations. I'm thinking maybe Gimli's not so picky...
Eli | Email | Homepage | 05.28.05 - 5:56 pm | # ... "

I'm with Four Legs Good. Sliders was fun. Revelations, on the other hand, I couldn't watch beyond the first few scenes.


GravatarI assume any black cast memebers have already been eaten?

Not yet,they're going to be served up later.


GravatarEli, naughty naughty.


GravatarSo, wait - is it crocodiles or spiders that are the perfect predator?

Or is it giant salamanders? Or purple spider people?
Eli


John Wayney Republicans.


GravatarI have met David Keith, however, and IIRC he was batshit crazy and a Republican.

I guess that doesn't surprise me so much. Keith David would, tho.


Gravatar he was batshit crazy and a Republican

Wooot! Wooot! Redundancy Alert! Wooot!


GravatarThis Memorial Day, the country will come together to honor those veterans who fell from the line, making the ultimate sacrifice for our country, those who fought and came home sadder and wiser, and those who were left behind. We are not just the beneficiaries of their bravery.

We are the stewards of their sacrifice.


Compare and contrast:

"Our citizens live in freedom because patriots are willing to serve and sacrifice for our liberty," Bush said Saturday in his weekly radio address.

"Today a new generation of Americans is making its own sacrifice on behalf of peace and freedom, and some have given their lives," he said."


GravatarSo what's up next?


Snake Head Terror?



I really don't understand who fucking puts up the money for these films. Are there that many stupid people with money around?


GravatarI did try to watch some Sliders, but I just thought the alternate reality scenarios were too lame & unimaginative. Maybe because I read a lot of alt-reality sci-fi...


GravatarPlus, I get kinda bored with shows that center on a neverending quest, ya know?


GravatarDavid Keith and Keith David would look very cool on a movie poster.


Gravatar Are there that many stupid people with money around?

Yes.


GravatarAnd why is whenever there's a shot of President Douchebag praying, it looks like he's trying not to fart?


GravatarI don't see any way that a movie with Bruce Boxleitner *and* Carol Alt can fail to be totally awesome.


GravatarSo, wait - is it crocodiles or spiders that are the perfect predator?

The spider last night wasn't so scary.


They needed to make his eyeballs more realistic. Real spiders have those stalky looking things in their eyeballs- really creepy.


Gravatar"I did try to watch some Sliders, but I just thought the alternate reality scenarios were too lame & unimaginative. Maybe because I read a lot of alt-reality sci-fi...
Eli"

You were watching it for the plot? I guess you missed Kari Wuhr.


GravatarGoddamnit, Hello-scan ate my post again.


Gravatar"Some have given their lives . . . "

Yeah, 1656 as of 5:30 according to icasualties.org. I'll bet that fratboy draft-dodging hypocritical asshole has no idea how mant casualties there have been.


GravatarEvening, moonbats. What a fitting day it is here for the start of this weekend. It's been dark and rainy all day.

Very good for reflecting on mortality.


GravatarShe ran off without her shirt, in just the black bra, the guy had the clothes.

Now she's back in the shirt when the guy finds her?

Continuity girl?!


GravatarOkay, first she's running in her black bra, then she has a shirt on.


Has to be the worst continuity ever.


GravatarThe spider last night wasn't so scary.


They needed to make his eyeballs more realistic. Real spiders have those stalky looking things in their eyeballs- really creepy.


Plus the boobs tended to detract from the general... spideriness.

You were watching it for the plot? I guess you missed Kari Wuhr.

She wasn't in the original cast, was she? Pretty sure I would have given it a little bit more rope...


GravatarI'll bet that fratboy draft-dodging hypocritical asshole has no idea how many casualties there have been.

Why would he. He doesn't care.


GravatarOkay, first she's running in her black bra, then she has a shirt on.


Has to be the worst continuity ever.


No, they showed her pulling it back on.

Although I kinda thought she had thrown it at him...


GravatarI really don't understand who fucking puts up the money for these films. Are there that many stupid people with money around?
four legs good


Wasn't this financed by the Sci Fi Channel? I've pitched ideas to the SciFi channel and, if they like the concept, they'll pony up about 2 million and make the cheesiest version of it they can. That's one reason there seems to be a theme running through all SciFi channel financed movies -- I actually pitched when the theme was giant creatures. I tried to do some variants on the theme, so of course I sold them nothing.


GravatarDavid Keith and Keith David would look very cool on a movie poster.

I saw Keith David play Othello to Liev Schrieber's Iago once and it was very, very good.

Keith David was creepy as shit in "Requiem for a Dream." Come to think of it, everyone was creepy as shit in "Requiem for a Dream." Who was the poor bastard who lost his arm?


GravatarWhenever you see a character with glasses, you know he's toast.


GravatarQuentin, glad to know someone else notices this stuff.





Now that was truly funny!! "His teeth were THIS big!! she must have thought you were hung like a horse!!"


GravatarQL: my question as to whether or not I should bring the laptop on vacation.

My wife and I spent a week in the Virgin Islands in early April; no blogs, no news, not even TV. It was nice and relaxing.


GravatarI don't recall seeing any other horror movies where the black guy actively *tries* to get himself killed...


GravatarYep, glasses guy is getting eaten next.


GravatarSorry eli, I meant Kari Wuhrer and she played Maggie in the series.


GravatarOh, and he's a black guy in a *red* shirt.

Talk about asking for it.


GravatarGeorge W. Bush is a concept by
which we measure our pain.


GravatarEli, me neither.



Hey, surly Lost guy must be astonished to find himself on a hit show after doing crap like this.


He probably thought Lost was another creature show.


GravatarGeorge W. Bush is a concept by
which we measure our pain.


I thought he was the unit by which we measure out IQ.


Gravatar*our*, rather.


I wonder if the Indian markings have some kind of sabretooth prophecies...


GravatarOh, and he's a black guy in a *red* shirt.

He won't make it to the next commercial break.


GravatarKITTY!


Gravatar I've pitched ideas to the SciFi channel and, if they like the concept, they'll pony up about 2 million and make the cheesiest version of it they can.

Fuck, I could do that.


Gravatarthe unit by which we measure

Manhood?


GravatarYou know that mountain lion was no threat.


He was just looking for Frist.


Gravatarthe unit by which we measure

Manhood?


I was thinking his intelligence might be the baseline for the IQ point.


GravatarOkay- they're advertising this as "30 hours of bad-ass movies."


that's false advertising. It's just bad movies.


GravatarI'm waiting for someone to say, "With... pointy teeth!", with accompanying finger gesture.


GravatarJust think, poor Atrios, stuck in Spain and missing the awesomeness of "Sabretooth".


GravatarOkay- they're advertising this as "30 hours of bad-ass movies."


that's false advertising. It's just bad movies.


There's a burger place downtown that bills itself as "Home Of The Big Ass Burger"...


GravatarI'm waiting for someone to say, "With... pointy teeth!", with accompanying finger gesture.

Look at the bones!


GravatarI've pitched ideas to the SciFi channel and, if they like the concept, they'll pony up
about 2 million and make the cheesiest version of it they can.

Fuck, I could do that.
four legs good | Email | Homepage | 05.28.05 - 6:19 pm | #

Jesus. I have a treatment lying
around for the Great American
Giant Cockroach Movie.

Gimme a name at the network.


GravatarAtrios, stuck in Spain

When is that tomato throwing party?


GravatarJust think, poor Atrios, stuck in Spain and missing the awesomeness of "Sabretooth".

He can see the Spanish-language version, "Sabredo Gigante".


GravatarReally, who hasn't seen a drawing of a sabre-tooth?


You think someone would say, "holy shit! that cat looked like a fucking sabretooth tiger!!"


GravatarGateway = sheep fleecing!


GravatarJesus. I have a treatment lying
around for the Great American
Giant Cockroach Movie.

Gimme a name at the network.


Not *exactly* a monster movie, but I thought steve & watertiger could help me develop my script for "Jew-On: The Noodge".


GravatarOkay, what'd I miss? Are you all still on creepy critters or, well, creepy critters?


Gravatar"holy shit! that cat looked like a fucking sabretooth tiger!!"

Well, now I'm going to think this every time I see a cat thank you.


GravatarGimli gets all the good lines.


GravatarIt's starting to get dreary and rainy here in Shreveport. Fits my mood these days. All that Dallas weather evenutally hits us. Wish I didn't have to go to work and could just chill, maybe cook something and drink some beer.


GravatarActually, I'm thinking glasses guy *won't* get killed, but will in fact somehow use his nerdy internets knowledge to save the day.


GravatarHere comes the fodder moment.


GravatarGimli gets all the good lines.

If there were any.


Gravatarfootloose - Sallyh, on an earlier thread, swore to Atrios that we were being good. She even told him we had cleaned the joint up (except the carpet that is stained with troll entrails). He's coming back soon, so we can't mess the place up with no tomato fights.

Geesh!


GravatarI've seen the SciFi movie before. I wont tell you how it turns out. There's an unusual sub-plot twist at the end, though.


GravatarNot *exactly* a monster movie, but I thought steve & watertiger could help me develop my script for "Jew-On: The Noodge".

How about "Jews: In 3-D"?


GravatarHow about "Jews: In 3-D"?

That could actually be semi-autobiographical - that was my dad's apartment number.


GravatarMen who go off in the dark to pee get killed every time.


GravatarGroan, nevermind. I see it's creepy critters!


GravatarBingo!


GravatarHas to be the worst continuity ever.
four legs good


My favorite bad continuity moment was an episode of the old tv show Peyton Place. Mia Farrow apparently changed her blouse to answer a ringing phone and then changed back again when she returned to the room to tell her mother who was on the phone.


GravatarOh well, so much for glasses boy saving the day with his Secret Nerd Knowledge...


GravatarSallyh, on an earlier thread, swore to Atrios that we were being good. She even told him we had cleaned the joint up (except the carpet that is stained with troll entrails). He's coming back soon, so we can't mess the place up with no tomato fights.


But how are we going to explain the footprints on the ceiling?


GravatarWho was the poor bastard who lost his arm?

Jared Leto, the guy who had his face tenderized by Brad Pitt in Fight Club


Gravatara leisurely three day sail, due south, brings me to a land of music, rum, and beautiful women.


GravatarMen who go off in the dark to pee get killed every time.

Because they spray all over the seat?


GravatarI always like that line from Annie Hall, Jew Eat? Not,did you eat.


GravatarToonscribe - people were more formal back then.


GravatarMen who go off in the dark to pee get killed every time.

But he had toilet paper with him.


GravatarI've seen the SciFi movie before. I wont tell you how it turns out. There's an unusual sub-plot twist at the end, though.

I've seen it, too. Was saddened to see how David Keith's career tanked after "An Officer and a Gentleman".


Gravatarexplain the footprints on the ceiling?

Too much Fred Astaire?


GravatarWesley Clark, at Cornell today, transcribed courtesy of 8_year_nightmare at DU.


We’re embroiled in a vicious conflict in Iraq that’s consumed hundreds of American lives & threatens to undermine the strength of our all-volunteer military. And we see a terrorist leader who still defies the world & hides from the reach of American justice. And we see despotic regimes in Iran & North Korea continuing to pursue nuclear weapons. And we see hundreds of millions of people around the world who now profess to distrust our nation & dislike our foreign policy. And we see emerging economic competitors around the world who, in five years, or even tomorrow, can threaten American jobs & our standard of living.

You see, what happened is we won the Cold War but we lost our global strategy. The threats have changed, our situation’s changed, technology’s changed, our nation’s changed, & we still haven’t created a new framework for America’s engagement in the world & our actions & policies at home.

We need a framework that will preserve America’s freedom of action, our prosperity, our security, keep us & our families safe, & help us enjoy the fruits of our own labors here. And we don’t have it yet.

In the old days, we called the strategy deterrence & containment. But today, as the lone superpower in the world, we need a new strategy. We need to call it a strategy of American leadership. And we need to find it, because we haven’t found it yet. (applause).

Leadership. Gen. Eisenhower defined it this way. It was a definition we all had to memorize in military leadership at West Point. ‘Leadership,’ he said, ‘is the art of persuading the other fellow to want to do what you want them to do.’ He didn’t say it was force, manipulation, or the exercise of raw power. (applause) He said it was an art. (applause)

We need that kind of leadership today -- not the bullying kind of leadership. (applause) Not the kind of leadership…(applause)… we don’t need the kind of leadership that’s so hackneyed that even George Lucas quotes it in Star Wars. That if you’re not with us you’re against us. (applause) That’s not what we’re looking for. (applause)

We need the kind of leadership that moves nations & peoples with our ideals: steady, patient, balanced, determined…leadership that works to bring the world together to focus on the common tasks, not to divide it. And that works to build international structures, to promote development, to resolve disputes between nations, to respond to disasters, & to help advance our ideals of respect, dignity, security & health for every human being in the world. (applause) And we need that leadership at home, too. (applause).

------------

I apologize for my Clark flashing today, just scroll by and I won't be offended. It's just that the Memorial Day season is getting to me this year, like Christmas or Easter sometimes still do. That link may be overloaded, since I haven't been able to get the video to roll yet, and have to bug out for a while soon. I see all of those 'applause' interruptions in the transcript and am reminded of the rotten egg that President AWOL layed with his speech at the Naval Academy yesterday, the worthless turd.


GravatarToo much Fred Astaire?

No such thing!


Still prefer the Nicholas Bros., tho...


GravatarBlack bra girl says "ohmigod" a lot.

And correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't it her fault they're still on the mountain? didn't want to be called a "sissy"?


GravatarOkay- they're advertising this as "30 hours of bad-ass movies."

that's false advertising. It's just bad movies.
four legs good


The ass is always gratuitous on the SciFi channel.


GravatarWOO HOO

GWPDA is citing Col. C. E. Calwell -- I have a copy of that book in my cell -- hadn't thought of applying it to Iraq, but it fits

BTW -- the RAF already tried bombing the Iraqis & using poison gas on the Kurds -- you will note that Iraq is no longer a British "Mandate"


GravatarAnd we see a terrorist leader who still defies the world & hides from the reach of American justice

Even Clark wont tell the truth.

This is what we get from dems.Fear of telling it like it is.


GravatarVoted for Clark in the primary. He is such a statesman.


GravatarThank goodness - dinner has arrived. This movie is bar none, the worst I have ever seen.

Night all.


GravatarAnd correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't it her fault they're still on the mountain? didn't want to be called a "sissy"?

Shh!!!



AH-MOOONNNN!!!!


GravatarSeriously, "Jews" the movie would
be awesome.

Think of the poster.

Just like the one for "Jaws" but
instead of a shark, a Hassidic
rabbi swimming !


GravatarJust like the one for "Jaws" but
instead of a shark, a Hassidic
rabbi swimming !


Is Tom Bosley available?


GravatarProir A, "mandate". A certain kind of person sure does like that word. The paranoid kind, i think.


GravatarWas saddened to see how David Keith's career tanked after "An Officer and a Gentleman".
watertiger


He's been around. I've always thought he was a hot guy.


GravatarSeriously, "Jews" the movie would
be awesome.

Think of the poster.


I'm pretty sure there was a Fringe Festival musical along these lines.

Also, there is a magazine on the newstand these days called (I'm not making this up): "Heeb: The New Jew Review."


GravatarAnd why is whenever there's a shot of President Douchebag praying, it looks like he's trying not to fart?

Possibly because he's the only one in the picture who's actually hearing voices, out loud, speaking English (or possibly Texican).


GravatarFellow bloggers: please check this out - thanks!


GravatarNow the Uncompassionate Science Babe is complaining about how inhumane the traps are...


GravatarI thought Tom Bosley was a Roman Catholic priest (or is he a small town sheriff?)


Gravatar"Jews: The Movie"
This Time it's Personal

Okay. That's all I got.
Have a great evening, peeps!
*


GravatarI'd swear I saw a heart or star tatoo on that girl earlier in the movie.Now its a rope tatoo.


GravatarThat is one bad CGI tiger...


GravatarI told ya she was toast.


GravatarNight Jenny!


GravatarOnce a sabre-tooth clamps down on you, their jaws lock and you'll never get away from their grip.


Gravatarmena--

"mandate" was the world the League of Nations came up with when it carved up the Ottoman Empire into colonies for the British & French -- everyone was saying that they were opposed to colonialism, so the "mandated" territories were given into the care of the Limeys & Frogs to "prepare them for independence" -- I'm sure they would have gotten them ready in a few more centuries...


GravatarOkay, how about: Jews II: Again with the Jews!


GravatarAlso, there is a magazine on the newstand these days called (I'm not making
this up): "Heeb: The New Jew Review."
Res Ipsa Loquitur | Email | Homepage


What can I say except....

Oy gevalt!!!!!


GravatarI thought Tom Bosley was a Roman Catholic priest (or is he a small town sheriff?)

He was the lovable-but-doomed rabbi in the 42' mummy movie.


GravatarStill prefer the Nicholas Bros., tho...

They were awesome.

How about rabbi Ephraim Frisch story:
He opposed legislation to ban teaching evolution in the clssroom! Poster would depict running GOP and Left Behinders!!


GravatarRes, in case nobody posted it yet, the guy who lost his arm in Requiem for a Dream was Jared Leto, who was also in My So-Called Life and also also in Panic Room, which should have been a good movie with Jodie Foster and Forest Whitaker, but then really wasn't, so much.


GravatarJust like the one for "Jaws" but
instead of a shark, a Hassidic
rabbi swimming !


Instead of the fin, you see one of those wide-brimmed fur hats...


GravatarNice head shot.


Gravatar 42' mummy movie

cue 42' wicker bowflex man running around for no apparent reason.


GravatarOoo, cool! Sabreteeth right into Gimli's eyesockets!


GravatarPrior A, exactly. Thus, what looks to me like a paranoid reassertion of necessity for whatever rape or pillage is being discussed.


GravatarHas anybody noticed that the SCLM always makes sure we know that it's IRAQIS the guerillas in Iraq are killing?

For example here.

OK. So what you ask?

1.) You never, ever hear from them about civilian casualties caused by American bombings?

2.) WHO THE FUCK WOULD CAR BOMBS IN IRAQ BE KILLING? Canadians?


GravatarSo when did Tom Bosley convert? (I certainly hope he was already circumcised!)


Gravatarcue 42' wicker bowflex man running around for no apparent reason.

AH-MOOOOONNNN!!!!


GravatarSo when did Tom Bosley convert? (I certainly hope he was already circumcised!)

There were enough closeups of his crotch that I could almost answer that question...


GravatarJesus. I have a treatment lying
around for the Great American
Giant Cockroach Movie.


You'll never get Eli or me to help you with THAT script.



Poor Gimli- eaten by a sabretooth.


GravatarYou'll never get Eli or me to help you with THAT script.

I might sign on if we get your cousin six legs good in on the project.


GravatarInstead of the fin, you see one of those wide-brimmed fur hats...
watertiger | Email | Homepage | 05.28.05 - 6:44 pm | #


YES!!!!!!!!!!


BTW....I find it interesting
that the trolls seem to be taking
the holiday off.

Don't know what it means, but
whatever.....


Gravatarspeaking of sabre tooths; there were apparently beaver here twenty thousand years ago weighing in at about 200 lbs.

That's a lot of trees down daily. I would have hated to be mistaken for a moving elm.


Gravatarsteve simels

My writing partner and I pitched to two guys at the SciFi channel (kinda tag-team pitching), but it was almost three years ago and I do not remember the names. Sorry.


GravatarMaybe the trolls are camping.


GravatarGotta go to work-later dudes!


GravatarBTW....I find it interesting
that the trolls seem to be taking
the holiday off.

Don't know what it means, but
whatever.....


I'm sure it's in honor of the troops. To honor their sacrifice & stuff.


GravatarI need to go to the grocery store, but now I don't wanna miss the promised sub-plot twist that Incog promised.


This has better be good.


GravatarConyers? Did you say Conyers?

Downing Street Memo Petition


GravatarHe's *still* trying to get himself killed...


Gravatartoonscribe;

what sort of writing do you and your writing partner do?


GravatarGWPDA is citing Col. C. E. Calwell -- I have a copy of that book in my cell -- hadn't thought of applying it to Iraq, but it fits

BTW -- the RAF already tried bombing the Iraqis & using poison gas on the Kurds -- you will note that Iraq is no longer a British "Mandate"


Prior Aelred - Yes, well, that's why I paid the big bucks to go to History school.

Don't forget - Woodrow Wilson declined to accept the Mandatory for Arabia or any similar location - including, I believe Armenia, which actually had a fairly sound reason for thinking he might. The US doesn't do that kind of thing.

Or used not.

Time for Arthur's dinner. And after that, we dance!


GravatarEli, my cousin is unavailable.

He's currently in Iraq flying heliocopters.


Okay, now the black guy is gonna get it for sure.


GravatarSt. Janet ... Thanks. I remember some reviewer describing Jared Leto in "MY So-Called Life" as "A hunk so inarticulate he's practically a Nordic ruin."

Oh fuck. Here come the thunderstorm. And of course I have to go outside now.

Later, Liberal Elitists!


GravatarWhy didn't the kitty just eat him while he was arguing?

And is he *fencing* with it???


GravatarWhy do I feel I'm not missing anything by not seeing these movies?


GravatarI really really hate the way hollywood iplicitly advocates polluting.

So many movies just use their charaters to throw their trash on the ground.

So many movies so much enticement to trash our enviroment.


GravatarNow it's gonna bite his head off.


that's what he gets for playing with knives.


GravatarBTW....I find it interesting
that the trolls seem to be taking
the holiday off.


I think bad Sci-Fi movies are a troll repellent that seem to work as well as music discussions, puns and propositions.


GravatarI find it interesting
that the trolls seem to be taking
the holiday off.

Don't know what it means, but
whatever


The guys with the lowest seniority have to work the holidays at McDonalds.


Gravatar"BTW....I find it interesting
that the trolls seem to be taking
the holiday off."

They'd have to change the TV channel from their cartoons. Not to mention all the questions about what is going on in the movie, it would give away their lack of depth.


GravatarAnd on that note, off to join
some satanic liberal commie pals
in quaffing some elitist
chardonnay at a blue state den
of iniquity.


See you guys later.....


GravatarNo way lost guy will fit through that hole.


Gravatar... seems ...


GravatarGWPDA:

Re: British Mandate

I talked with a friend's father once; an English guy; he told me after WW2 they (The English air force) switched over to the mideast. He told me they bombed and strafed boats of refugees. Arabs I think. I don't know the details.


GravatarUh oh.


He's gonna try frencing too. bad idea.


GravatarNo way lost guy will fit through that hole.

You know something about him we don't?


GravatarGWPDA (if you haven't started Arthur's dinner, or is he cooking tonight?) --

I had forgotten that the USA was offered mandates -- of course Wilson (that idealist -- I prefer not to remember that he was also a racist) would have turned them down -- a President Theodore Roosevelt (whom I kind of like -- please don't tell) would have grabbed them with both hands


GravatarUmm, why don't they give lost guy the spear?


GravatarBig game hunter gets a nice cop there eh?


GravatarThat really is incredibly bad CGI...


GravatarAnybody else here the caller on Randi Rhodes with the fourth-hand rumor that Cheney has a penile implant. The supposed source is the med equipment rep who was in the OR when the job was done.


Does El Dicko use the phrase "I'm pumped" frequently in his speaches?


GravatarLooks like it's time for Nimrod to go mano-a-gato...


Gravatarsmalfish, there is an emerging theme in entertainment that enviornmentalism is bad, it's bad and it' s not cool. This is especially apparent in the entertainment that passes as news among the stupid. An early feeler was the "there are two sides to the global warming debate". Our corporate oligarchs want to make nature seem alien and dangerous and, most of all, boooooring.


GravatarNo silly. you're supposed to gnaw your leg off...


GravatarAnyway, we all know they can't kill the kitty until it *after* it chomps Evil Scientist Babe.


GravatarI talked with a friend's father once; an English guy; he told me after WW2 they (The English air force) switched over to the mideast. He told me they bombed and strafed boats of refugees. Arabs I think.

earl - after WWI, when Great Britain was effectively bankrupted as a result of war, but was still obligated to various mandates, Iraq irrupted into war. There was no way that GB could despatch ground troops - there was no money, and fewer troops. At that point, Lord Hugh Trenchard made the startling proposal that the RAF might be able to restore order to the area, both out of its efficacy as an air service (something which had yet to be tried) and because of the significantly smaller expense.

Thus, the RAF was granted the option and in fact quenched the uprising in Irak, from north to south. It was the first time in modern military history that an air service had done this kind of work and has served as a model ever since. One of the consequences was the agreement between the English and the French to watch and ward the area designated as belonging to the Kurds, in Northern Irak - you may be aware that the current northern 'no-fly zone' is in fact this treaty area; and amazingly is an area and obligation still being honored.

My recommendation in 1991 was that the British MI6, then housed in a lovely high rise on the other side of the Thames, consider going downstairs to the Indian Office Library and Records center (down about five stories) and extract the complete operational records of the action and re-issue them as standing orders. I dunno if anybody did it, but it sure sounded as though at least somebody thought about it.


Gravatarearl in toronto

With that particular partner, it has mainly been live action scifi movie and tv projects -- along with some more "entertainment industry"-related stuff I hope to be able to mention here fairly soon, but I am sworn to secrecy at the moment. He was formerly the head of one of the "family entertainment" divisions of one of the major studios, but just as things were really rocking and we were working on some interesting stuff there, the studio was sold and all the executives were replaced.

On my own, I story edit and write episodes for tv animation series -- hence my nom de 'nets. I also had writing credits (in one form or another) on 6 episodes of the "Young Hercules" spin-off from "Hercules" and "Xena." That's when I met Lucy Lawless, who is not anywhere as big, robust, and tough-looking in person, but then who is?


GravatarWell, now I'm out for a while. But I'll be back in early. See ya.


GravatarI like how Evil Scientist Babe thought the sabretooth would listen to and obey her...

Not only is it a vicious predator, but it's a fucking *CAT*.


Gravatar1655


GravatarThat was a pretty good scene when the bitch got ate.


GravatarGAWD!

Was that as fake as it looked?


GravatarThat's when I met Lucy Lawless, who is not anywhere as big, robust, and tough-looking in person, but then who is?

I am!

But that's not saying much.


GravatarBTW --

"Air Control" in Iraq (& elsewhere whre it was tried) also meant that the British went into WWII with no maps of these areas theoretically under their control -- when soldiers marched someplace, they always took cartographers along -- airplanes didn't (although they did get lost rather a lot -- they also carried a card offering a reward if they were returned to the nearest British post & doubtless hoped that if they went down, they would be recvoered by someone who was neither vindictive nor illiterate)


GravatarNot only is it a vicious predator, but it's a fucking *CAT*.

fetch the stick, kitty! fetch the stick!

And why did nobody mention David Keith's fetching trousers?


GravatarGAWD!

Was that as fake as it looked?


More.


Gravatarhello and ta-ta bats of the moon.

The gut rehab nexy door to my building cut through the phone cable last week, and SBC sez they can't fix it until after Memorial Day, which suck endlessly.

So I am stealing bandwidth here and there; just wanted to stop in and say "hola" on my way across town.

Pity too; I'd have been happy to play troll if you were missing them too much.

Just 20 bucks and you write down whose face you want me to steal.

It's not blogwhoring..it's theraputic trollplaying

Adios.


Gravatarhttp://eschatonians.the-eleven.com/

Sun 22 May 2005 6:25 PM HKT
So I've been bothered that The Eschatonians aggregator that runs here was having issues parsing dates out of certain rss feeds *cough* First Draft *cough*. Taking some time from enjoying the sunny hot steamy weather, I decided to hack on some code, specifically the magpie rss parser. Now everything works, if you let it. The process of creating the caches still seems a bit slow, so I might look next at some optimisation there.

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GravatarHiya, drifty! Sorry to hear about the recent suckiness.


GravatarAnd drifty as a troll would scare the living shit out of me...


Gravatar"Snakehead Terror".

They stole my idea: I pitched "Trouser Snake Terror".


GravatarWhoa! I think I just saw Cancer Man in the credits!


Gravatartoonscribe;

thanks for reply. that's interesting. sounds like you have a tremendous amount of experience and no doubt versatility to go with your talent.

I have 3 books of poetry published by small presses and I'm getting together in the near future with a fellow who writes for a tv show and has done so for comedy movies. I'm going to show him an idea for a children's tv show. we get along quite well; jokes, anecdotes, etc.. so I think I'm going to say to him; if you think there's anything of value in these ideas, let's collaborate.

the income versus labour in poetry is ludicrous. not that I write poetry for money but still....


GravatarBEVERLY HILLS, Calif. -- Oscar-winning director Oliver Stone was arrested on suspicion of drug possession and driving while intoxicated, police said Saturday.

Stone, 58, was arrested Friday night at a police checkpoint on Sunset Boulevard after showing signs of alcohol intoxication, police Sgt. John Edmundson said.

A search of his Mercedes turned up drugs, Edmundson said


Heh.


GravatarWhen a snakehead clamps down on you their jaws lock and you'll never break their grip.


Gravatarthanks eli,

I was sprinting for the door & I heard watertiger say "I pitched "Trouser Snake..." then I hit the door frame full-tilt, running as I was in one direction, and leering in a totally other direction...


GravatarAnd when they grab you with their metal claws, you can't break free. Because they're made of metal. And robots are strong.


GravatarI was sprinting for the door & I heard watertiger say "I pitched "Trouser Snake..." then I hit the door frame full-tilt, running as I was in one direction, and leering in a totally other direction...

I was trying to do something with "pitch" and "tent" but there was just too much contorting involved...


Gravatarearl in toronto

Collaraboration is a wonderful thing. It helps keep you going when the easiest thing is to just say "fuck it, I'll just take a few days off" and before you know it, it's been a year and a half and you haven't gotten back to the project. I wish you and your prospective writing partner good luck.

I wrote bad poetry in my youth, but gave it up for the good of poetry. Poetry is one art form that is definitely done for love of the art. Does anyone make a living just by writing poetry?


GravatarDamn,Is thast Bill Clinton in this movie?


GravatarDoes anyone make a living just by writing poetry?

Can databases and financial analyses be considered poetry?


GravatarNew shits.


I mean sheets.


GravatarHello all, and catching up...

Why do I feel I'm not missing anything by not seeing these movies?

Prior A, I don't think you are missing much.

Around here I have stuck with a They Might Be Giants concert on DirecTV's Freeview Channel and old Dick Van Dyke episodes all day. Good for what ails ya.


GravatarAround here I have stuck with a They Might Be Giants concert on DirecTV's Freeview Channel and old Dick Van Dyke episodes all day. Good for what ails ya.

How many people eaten so far?


GravatarAnd will you be watching Dick Van Dinocroc tonight?


Gravatar(marvels that the magic still works: I post for the first time all day, and we get new sheets)


GravatarNo one eaten yet, for better or worse.

There was musing in a phone call earlier today about the possibilities of "Dick Van Dyke" as a porn name, though...


GravatarThere was musing in a phone call earlier today about the possibilities of "Dick Van Dyke" as a porn name, though...

Very promising indeed.


Gravatartoonscribe;
the 2 'biggest names' in poetry I know generate income by A.teaching B.translating C.editing---mind you Canada is population wise a small country.

I guess Maya Angelou (congrats to her on her success) who I don't think is a very good poet seems to make a living from it but yes, that is rare.

and eli re:
Can databases and financial analyses be considered poetry?

ha. well I'm particularly fond of the line:
2Xd-55.4

but call me a romantic.


GravatarBritish went into WWII with no maps of these areas theoretically under their control

Welll, of course they had maps, Prior. The problem was they all looked like this here.


GravatarBush says: "We've got them on the run."

Hey, we're fightin' them over there so we don't have to fight 'em here!

Now, doesn't that make perfect sense?

And it's hard work!

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Gravatar"Welll, of course they had maps, Prior. The problem was they all looked like this here.
GWPDA, Irate Scholar 5.28.05 - 7:53 pm"
I think there were too many lines on that page. Have you tried the Google Satellite maps?


GravatarNo, no -- you've got it all wrong! This PROVES the insurgents are on the ropes, because it shows how desperate they are.! If they were winning, they wouldn't be attacking, they'd be having martinis with Georgie boy & Dick.


GravatarInsurgents....


Hmmm, how would these uber-patriots would like it if someone invaded THIS country?

How DARE the Iraqis fight back?

They're just like them thar Viet Cong 30-something years ago.

They wouldn't lie down and let us win, either!


GravatarI liked the Monkees.

Compared to some of the shit that passes for music these days, they were quite good.

ANYTHING is better than rap and hip hop!


GravatarI'm not sure what planet Lowry calls home but it certainly isn't Earth.

And I'm with Incognito about it being time to go to ground.


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