I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Ahh naps rule!
Yeah they do!
oooops
sloppy seconds
Because they make you firstplace and second?
I heart Atrios.
Guess not.
It's all the Relaxation.
Guess it wasnt a long enough nap.
ninth, tenth ... who knows? who cares?
Did cookoo banannas step down while was ...ahem....resting?
Yay! Fresh Thread! Smell's great.
I suspect denizens of Pern would disagree with the subtitle of this one.
Had to be said.
Story on Daily Kos about Radar magazine running a story on GW Bush arrest in Texas in 1986 for practicing medicine?
Weird.
I suspect denizens of Pern would disagree with the subtitle of this one.
Maybe, but citizens of the galactic empire are rejoycing.
The mule was wrong!
!Si, I would have to say that I, EL Gato Negro! am muy in favorrr of las siestas!
I am still wondering what K&Y meant by the Cabbage Option. Any clues?
Yeeeeargh! 3943! At least a dozen past that while I was looking at a couple pages of names.
Thread and thread, what is thread?
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the Cabbage Option is where you open the boiling pot and deposit cut quarters atop the Corned Beef. after the potatoes and carrots of course.
and don't forget the soda bread!
I can do miracles. I can miraculously turn beer into water.
I believe I deserve to be worshipped.
Mmmmmm....Brains!
Thread and thread, what is thread?
Opposite of threat?Threat and threat?
"Tena's not afraid to answer. We already know where she is."
pie
Ah, well I didn't know. 
Tena, thanks for the answer! Way across the state from where I'll be, but same longitude (or is that latitude? I know Latitude is Fatitude, but I can no longer remember what that means exactly) roughly. Beautiful over there.
normal, do you have a link?
I'm all excited about the London Times thing, myself.
Okay, that's it, I am asking no more questions, forever, anywhere, anytime.
I've had it with you fucking heteros.
Has everyone gotten the "first! frist!" thing out of their systems?
Good.
Because I think we should talk about...oh, damn,...I've forgotten.
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I just brought up the cabbage option in homor of the absent sallyh. I hope Arlene didn't ruin her vacation.
I am just going to be like the President. Facts mean nothing. He never looks up anything, never studies anything.
What is that phrase they use?
Oh damn. Okay no more questions starting..........................................
...now!
Because there is never enough thread.
Yeah, tell that to the people on Pern, ASSHOLE!
Thread and thread, what is thread?
Fuck that thread shit, where are the givers of pain and delight? I've got a one-hour session scheduled...
"Cabbage Option"
The throwing of rotton vegetables at politicians when the opportunity presents itself.
I think, IIRC.
Cabbages. It's not got a beak. No time for the old in out love, I've only come to read the meter.
Junior was allegedly arrested for praticing medicine in Midland Tx in 1988 (IIRC).He paid a 2500 dollar fine and walked away.
According to the court papers found by someone digging into news articles in Midland.
Thersites sez:
I believe I deserve to be worshipped.
I thought NTodd demanded to be worshipped.
Too many deities around here if you ask me.
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the Cabbage Option is where you open the boiling pot and deposit cut quarters atop the Corned Beef. after the potatoes and carrots of course.
and don't forget the soda bread!
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari
Spoken like a true Irish-American! LOL
and from Boston, no less.
"I am still wondering what K&Y meant by the Cabbage Option. Any clues?"
EkCenTriK
I'm wondering that too. However, my guess would be pelting these bastards with rotten vegetables while we brandish our pitchforks and torches.
dave,
I've had it....
Zzzzzzzzzzz....
Because there is never enough thread.
...the things you can learn from cats.
Meanwhile, the silence on Issue X continues.
What are you afraid of, "Duncan?"
I've had it with you fucking heteros.
dave
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I've had it with ally you Dave's
What have you ever done for us.
Kent™ embigulator
Sign me up for the tossing of the tomatoes. That seems about right.
"I can do miracles. I can miraculously turn beer into water.
I believe I deserve to be worshipped."
Thersites
Interesting, see I have this problem, everything I eat turns to shit. Does that make me a God too?
Because I think we should talk about...oh, damn,...I've forgotten.
Biofuels!
Amputations?
Locusts?
Plague?
ITS NOT MY FAULT!
!Y thread!
!amo el hilo de rosca!
!Es fantastico!
(bats at thread, trapping it between forepaws)
!ahora le tengo, hilo de rosca!
keeties, they love the thrrread!
so.
Because I think we should talk about...oh, damn,...I've forgotten."
fuck Bush?
I thought NTodd demanded to be worshipped.
Feh. I demanded to have my ass kissed. And ponies of all shapes and colors and sizes and sexualities and quirky mathematical talents to be brought before me. Please, pay attention, okay?
What is this London Times thing of which you speak, NYMary?
Kent, shouldn't that be some sort of..REbigulator?
>i>"Cabbage Option"
The throwing of rotton vegetables at politicians when the opportunity presents itself.
Ooooo, but then they'll say we're mean!
Ooooo, but then they'll say we're violent!
Ooooo, but then they'll say we're crazy!
When do we start?
Cool, we get to bring pitchforks!!! Now this is democracy in action.
I am holding out for the rail option with accessorizing by tar and feathers I think that is specific to Karl Rove however.
Fuck that thread shit, where are the givers of pain and delight? I've got a one-hour session scheduled...
dave | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 8:58 pm | #
Last I heard, they were barricaded up in a diary over on KOS with a cream pie, and they weren't coming out.
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i love the way people alert about new sheets, somebody (spork?) said atrios is keep'n it real and i knew.
long threads are a bitch on dial up.
tena, i'm in miami assisting photographers. shooting miss universe on tues. actually i'm in orlando right now.
i used to like miami, but somehow it's even meaner than it used to be. i might just head west to new mexico. but frankly i think GWB malaise has just made the whole damn nation meaner. almost crashed this evening making an extra effort to flip off a driver with one of those idiot W/04 stickers. seriously, i wanted to get out of the car and scream bloody murder at the bitch. 'cause that's what it is. anyone who voted for this asshole is a bloody murderer.
I guess this means I wasn't first AGAIN!!!
Welcome to the desert of keeping it real.
And why does Kent&tm; think he and he alone embiggles?
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EkCenTriK,
You are on the list, though it does appear that I was wrong about the original authors rather tasty intent.
But Cabbage option, seems like a good codename. 
Philadelphia Freedom
Burn down the mission, if ya want to stay alive?
Feh. I demanded to have my ass kissed. And ponies of all shapes and colors and sizes and sexualities and quirky mathematical talents to be brought before me. Please, pay attention, okay?
Ummm.....I ah, hate to say this but,........Holdens not here right now.
Botched that I did.
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"I am holding out for the rail option with accessorizing by tar and feathers I think that is specific to Karl Rove however."
EkCenTriK
Is that before or after they're all tried as war criminals in the hague?
did anyone catch my Romeo and Juliet link earlier? I love that kind of stuff. gunshot wounds and everything.
speaking of star-crossed lovers, notice how the Lartry Franklin trial has disappeared without a trace from the media?
embiggens? It's a perfectly cromulent word.
(soothingly)It's okay spork. Oh, and that's *embigules*.
!Si, I would have to say that I, EL Gato Negro! am muy in favorrr of las siestas!
El Gato Negro! | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 8:52 pm |
We noticed you had an address in the homepage on the lower thread. We clicked and found a picture of you. You're pretty cute.
Welcome to the desert of keeping it real.
Thanks, Morpheus.
Kent, shouldn't that be some sort of..REbigulator?
mena, you would be refferring to the Re-Embigulator, but our friend Frink couldn't quite wrap his pointy little head around that one.
Have we had a thread assessment yet?
We meant to put our address in the URL. It has been corrected!
And is anyone going to liveblog All Souls Day on Sci-Fi?
Point of Order Mr Cabbage Head!
Res,
you're on the list too.
Holdens not here right now.
THEN ALL THE PONIES ARE MINE!!!
CottonSaddieMango: aw!
I can do miracles. I can miraculously turn beer into water.
I believe I deserve to be worshipped.
Thersites | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 8:55 pm | #
What kind of halfassed, puck ass deity is that? Do it the other way 'round, you hack and we'll talk about it.
Do I charm bracelets, swing lead, break wind, pass water?
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gmt,
I liked the Beatles song used for the Dino Rossi campaign better.
mena,
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/
art...1650822,00.html
NYMary, on Thers's laptop
And is anyone going to liveblog All Souls Day on Sci-Fi?
God, I hope so. I don't get teevee out here in BFE.
speaking of star-crossed lovers, notice how the Lartry Franklin trial has disappeared without a trace from the media?
Good point. What ,are they having another one of those "secret" trials again?
This bothers me to some extent about this administration.
I spent a sheltered youth on Parke Ave. I don't recall any black folks.
Have we had a thread assessment yet?
Still "Elevated", alas. But with a warning for puns.
So, beware!
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What kind of halfassed, puck ass deity is that?
I can develop crushes! Like Cupid, only it just works on myself.
off for chicken wings and such. everybody have a Romeo and Juliette night.
and let the beatings continue!
What do I look like; a potted cabbage plant?
And why does Kent&tm; think he and he alone embiggles?
Spork I am just one of many.
NYMary, on Thers's laptop
Uh, we really didn't need to know what you guys do on a Saturday night. Unless it involves a French maid outfit...
underwhelm
Purrrrrrrpurrrrrrpurrrrrr
Locusts?
Plague?
ITS NOT MY FAULT!
smalfish | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:01 pm | #
You left out the earthquake, I think.
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Kent, I'm on the list right? Cause you know I want to be able to namedrop at all the parties afterword.
If there is a whiter person than me, I did not meet him.
Maine is nice.
I had many friends who were not boys when I was growing up. Many.
What kind of halfassed, puck ass deity is that?
I can develop crushes! Like Cupid, only it just works on myself.
underwhelm | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:10 pm | #
"Puck" ass?
What fools these Atriots be!
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"The time has come", the Walrus said
"To talk of many things
Of ships and shoes and sealing wax
Of cabbages and kings
Of why the sea is boiling hot
And whether pigs have wings"
Deep gullet.
hee hee.
Smells like Cheetos farts in here.
And is anyone going to liveblog All Souls Day on Sci-Fi?
I'll volunteer if no ne else will.
Thanks Mary!
Have we had a thread assessment yet?
Still "Elevated"
I'm sure the discussion will devolve rapidly.
What do I look like; a potted cabbage plant?
Mmm. Corned beef and cabbage.
BTW, I answered your query in the earlier thread.
You cannot see people of your own "color," especially when they are belligerent and numerous.
At least that's what they told me at orientation.
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Yay! Jeffery Coombs!
If there is a creepier person than me, I did not meet him.
Maine is nice.
troll
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If there is a whiter person than me, I did not meet him.
I guess the good doctor touched a nerve.
Exactly why we wanted him to head our party!
Yay! Obscure voodoo ritual!
DeepThought_42,
yessirree bob.
Oh and Spork you need to put trade where you had tm and the trademark symbol will appear.
Some mysterious lady is chanting and doing wierd things with stuff I don't recognise, should I be afraid?
belligerent and numerous.
good man.
What do I look like; a potted cabbage plant?
No, but if you look like cabbage pie planted between firm buttocks/breasts then please report to booman tribune (wymyn's division) for re-education.
This means you, citizen.
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`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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What kind of halfassed, puck ass deity is that?
I can develop crushes! Like Cupid, only it just works on myself.
I know ow to make this ooze appear out of the appendage in my groin area,without even touching myself!
This makes me deity,yes?
Speaking of ponies, NTodd, we blogged about the ponies tonite.
The Iraq war "is the biggest fraud ever committed on the people of this country. . . . This is just as bad as the 6 million Jews being killed," the 74-year-old Harlem Democrat insisted during a Monday radio appearance on the WWRL-AM morning show with Steve Malzberg and Karen Hunter. "The whole world knew and they were quiet about it because it wasn't their ox being gored."
When interviewer Malzberg challenged Rangel's analogy, the congressman replied: "I am saying that people's silence when they know things terrible are happening is the same thing as the Holocaust." . . .
Foxman retorted: "It is so outrageous that I think he owes an apology not only to the families of the victims of the Shoah, but he also owes an apology to the soldiers who are fighting for freedom. . . ."
It's good that there are people like Foxman around who are paid to remind us that such comparisons are outrageous. For our part, we can barely muster the energy to roll our eyes. We have simply become desensitized to exorbitant liberal-left rhetoric. Bush = Hitler! Little Eichmanns! Guantanamo is a Gulag! By now what can one offer in response but a weary "whatever"?
If there is a whiter person than me, I did not meet him.
HoHo loves Outkast. That's gotta count for something. Lend him some sugar!
Howard is nowhere near as close to his mother as he should be. Without a mother's love what are we? Nothing but animals, that's what.
I just want to let everyone know that I'm a victim...a prisoner of my genetics. I've been a hetero all my life. I didn't choose my fate, it's just the way I am.
From puberty onward it's been pussypussypussy.
I am sorry, and will try to do better.
Kent, why thankee! K, I need to go grab a bite. BBL moonbats.
Secrets under the floorboards, mysterious noose sightings.
something strange is going on.
I guess the good doctor touched a nerve.
Exactly why we wanted him to head our party!
Res Ipsa Loquitur | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:15 pm | #
Is that the one that makes them gag or the one that makes them go poopy in a big hurry?
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Why is Commander Adama picking on the one eyed guy?
your love is like bad medicine.
bad medicine is what i need.
shake it up just like bad medicine.
Here's the link to the London Times article.
Sorry if it's a repost.
Ok seroiusly...Our movie tonite folks is....
All SOuls Day.
Staring Marisa Ramirez and Travis Webster.
Corpses prey upon the living during a celebration of day of the dead in small town Mexico.
Were in for a treat folks.
have a nice din-din deepthought
Speaking of ponies, NTodd, we blogged about the ponies tonite.
Cats are really bad at picking ponies. Sorry you lost!
When I think back, I don't think I ever knew a black person. Well, some of them worked for us, but I lived in Manhattan. How could I know no black people, outside of servitude?
Hey, is that a Mysterious Stranger?
[pounds head on desk™]
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We peace lovin' liberals need to do some target practicin'
Woohoo!
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I've been a hetero all my life.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
When I think back, I don't think I ever knew a black person. Well, some of them worked for us, but I lived in Manhattan. How could I know no black people, outside of servitude?
troll
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hence practice on trolls
"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
But there is, there is! I'm so ashamed.
Cheaper Gas=Family Zombie food
"I see I see4, I'm not Helen Keller"
now that's dialogue.
Also, I bet that it's a bad thing that the one-eyed guy's blood got on that mask thingy.
Man, Jeffrey Combs has one fucked-up family. I wonder how the events of 1952 lead to him inventing a deadly shark-man hybrid in the present day.
I don't think I ever knew a black person.
Troll, you do realize you're projecting, right?
Ahh we have been introduced to Fabulous babe!
A hattip to 'sane' for answering the question so promptly.
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Cats are really bad at picking ponies. Sorry you lost!
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:19 pm | #
We were thrilled! Our horse showed! Yay!
"Is this a bad time?"
Welcome to the party, Spork!
My president, ignorant or just stupid.
troll
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What on earth are youse all watching?
No black people in Manhattan?
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
They gotta stop recruiting these trolls from Crackerstan.
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Troll, you do realize you're projecting, right?
pie
On the other hand, the Hamptons was pretty cool. But, still no black people.
Lemon Curry?
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Our horse showed!
That's one place for each of you!
Wanna bet the kid lives thru the whole movie,even tho he is the most likey ot die in any situation involving peril.As hes the one who has the crutches.
Ooo, the missus is turned on by JC's feisty rule-breaking!
But there is, there is! I'm so ashamed.
We love you for who you are, no matter what weird, depraved sexual practices you engage in. Just...don't, like, you know, kiss any girls in front of us, okay? I mean, we're cool with your whole "straight" thing, but you don't have to flaunt it, okay?
Expansion of Ohio's COINGATE in tomorrow's Toledo Blade!!! The Univ of Toledo connection!
Funneling of public funds to private spinoff company! WHO SIGNED THE GRANT EXPENDITURES?
"On the other hand, the Hamptons was pretty cool. But, still no black people."
Ha! I call bullshit. Lionel Hampton is black. So there.
Under Jeffrey Combs' Hat:
a) prehensile pineal gland
or
b) Andorean antennae
Well, the brother & sister in the same bed is a bit... creepy.
On the other hand, the Hamptons was pretty cool. But, still no black people.
I was afraid of that.
He doesn't know what it means to project.
Stoopid trollz.
What on earth are youse all watching?
"All souls Day" Sci Fi channel
Oooooooh Speaking in tongues, and uglyf american checking himself in.
Dam he looks like the beav.
Troll Manhattan is not the way Woody Allen shows it.
Smoove!
...the Hamptons was ...
Yep.
Crackerstan.
Hamptons was! Jeebus Kryst, skeeter, can't you gnash your tooth about anything else?
Oh, that's right. Harder to avoid Bushfailure™ if you stick an inbred toe outside the approved talking points.
Well, it's a free country.
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I don't give a damn about my country. I don't even know how my gummint works.
troll
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puhleez
Bath scene!
Don't mess with Polio Boy, I bet he's possessed by the Evil Dead People or something.
Ha! I call bullshit. Lionel Hampton is black. So there.
jdw -
No black people in Manhattan?
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
Park Ave didn't allow black folks. At least when I lived there.
But I am a champion of the people.
Vermont had a lot of blacks. That's why I won the governorship, I'm pretty sure.
Well, the brother & sister in the same bed is a bit... creepy.
I dont know...If she was my sister,I might not kick her out of bed.
Expansion of Ohio's COINGATE in tomorrow's Toledo Blade!!! The Univ of Toledo connection!
No wonder Okrent wimped out.
The patriotic Toledo Blade rocks!!!!!
What did the hotty hide in the top drawer? I wasn't watching for aa sec.
A Bath, in that water.............
Dean is scaring the Republicans!
Give 'em hell, Howard!
Woohoo!!!
AHHH! Shower scene!
YES!
You guys are seriously suffering from GWB malaise. I, otoh, have just returned from a two week vacation and will pick up the slack.
FUCK BUSH.
(Jeesh, go away for a couple of weeks and things go all to pot.)
Hamptown trollies sing this song
du-dar!
du-dar!
Puffing on Ken Mehlman's schlong
all de du-dar day!
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"but you don't have to flaunt it, okay?"
You can't make me feel better, you have no idea what it's like. Every day since I was a kid. Pussypussypussy.
And tits, too!
And luscious firm thighs... a well- shaped back. Rid me of this torment!
I dont know...If she was my sister,I might not kick her out of bed.
You have a point, but it's kinda creepy that the dad would think it a good idea...
Some weird things seem to be happening.
Mexican Bathtubs fill at an astonishing rate of speed.
Uh oh
I see it was a Diary and bro is not her bro, and the wierd lady smiles.
Run away! Bruja with a tomahawk!
Park Ave. was so clean.
Here's what I don't get:
This is the THIRD article showing the cynical maneuvering that went on to justify our invading Iraq that the Times of London has published since May 1.
Why isn't our SCLM covering this?
(I know...but it was a rhetorical question)
How did her hair get dry so fast?
ATTACK!The zombies are awesome!
Well, that babe didn't last long. We're gonna need a new one.
Zombie Food allright.
Now I predict she will be back to feast on the rest of her family.
you heard it here first.
Vermont had a lot of blacks. That's why I won the governorship, I'm pretty sure.
Howard Dean | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:27 pm | #
As I recall, the blacks in Hartford and Midland all had "kick me" signs on the seat of their pants (back in the day).
No wonder Bush keeps a couple on his porch.
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Well, the brother & sister in the same bed is a bit... creepy.
Is she cute?
the cabbage option:
airborne vegetableness at every public venue, to include sticking a head out of a window.
reprinted from last thread
(sorry, we got lost in the excellent ads linked by the melifluous Mrs Al-Jafaari. Betty's GAY with MIDOL! Calm your granddad down with thorazine! Lose weight with tapeworms!)
Now I predict she will be back to feast on the rest of her family
It was a dream.
I wonder if they'll ever bother to explain what it is the old lady is actually doing...
Is all kind of... random weirdness so far.
Hamptown trollies sing this song
du-dar!
du-dar!
Puffing on Ken Mehlman's schlong
all de du-dar day!
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what grand moff said.
Is she cute?
Ohhhhh yeah.
Sadly, now dead, however.
Hamptown trollies sing this song
du-dar!
du-dar!
Puffing on Ken Mehlman's schlong
all de du-dar day!
Look, my house doesn't even have a closet, OK? I hang my suits...well, let's just say I hang them. No closets here. Nope.
Howard Dean | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:27 pm | #
George Bush is the
Worst. President. Ever.
Impeach the bastard.
What is it with law-breaking, treasonous, Republican puppet presidents?
What is it with little people who support law-breaking, treasonous, Republican puppet presidents?
Pathetic.
" Iraq that the Times of London has published since May 1.
Why isn't our SCLM covering this?"
Because it's from *London*, my good man.
Cheerio! Pip pip!
Is she cute?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
I bet you cant guess her hair color either.
Sadly, now dead, however.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:32 pm | #
How dead?
.
Vermont had a lot of blacks.
No, we're pretty fucking lily white up here, as you well know. I'm not sure what that proves, zactly. Given that Bush's family hails from New England, he attended Yale, and only bought his ranch (in Texas, where they lynch and execute black people) for the 2000 election.
fucking bruja are scared of properly dressed fingernails.
Trolls don't get any. why?
Sadly, now dead, however.
naa,she'll wake up after the break.Bet on it.
Why did my Public Editor have to tell the world I am a liar?
I was lying good. No one noticed, I think.
How dead?
soon to be undead
Does a bear shit in the woods?
According to my wife, they do. And she can tell you what they last ate. Hopefully not cute girls.
Sadly, now dead, however.
Doh!
What is it with little people who support law-breaking, treasonous, Republican puppet presidents?
Bush is the first president we've ever had that they can relate to:
A gutless pussy who's never done anything with his life.
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How dead?
Mostly dead.
And no, I don't think it's a dream, 'cuz I don't think she's actually a main character.
No doubt names start getting stolen soon.
See, *there's* your main characters.
soon to be undead
Kent™ embigulator | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:34 pm | #
Aw shit. So much for the "natural" condoms.
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New hottie on deck!
George Bush is the
Worst. President. Ever.
Impeach the bastard.
What is it with law-breaking, treasonous, Republican puppet presidents?
What is it with little people who support law-breaking, treasonous, Republican puppet presidents?
Pathetic.
pie
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Ok, You convinced me
troll
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Baghdad Bob was right! (check the latest post on my blog).
No, we're pretty fucking lily white up here, as you well know. I'm not sure what that proves, zactly.
Ate dinner in Boise, Idaho last night. Nice little city. Very clean. I noticed a lot of ethnic restaurants, but no ethnics. Quite a contrast from Queens.
See, *there's* your main characters.
Good thing I dont live in Vegas.
Hottie's boyfriend is total loser. Is like low-rent college-age Ben Stiller or something.
I was lying good. No one noticed, I think.
Paul Krughack | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:34 pm | #
Oh my gawd.
Some troll just crawled out of his spider hole with two-week old talking points (and still not a fact to his name).
Next he'll be quoting Clinton.
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44.456488046166529266281945589448
Avg Donation...
If that climbs above $50 I plan to crank in SeventyFive
---Biden Don't UnderStand the Power of US Turkee---
Um, why *is* she dating this idiot? She must have the lowest humor threshold on earth.
trolls, with single minded talking points, and live blogging of some sort of incestuous nite of the living dead movie. why am i seeing a connection here.
anyting available on the market for a tangled blog thread?
saturday nite target practice.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh,
new wrinkle, That was then and now the kids of today come literally crashing into town.
No black people in Texas. We execute them all.
How dead?
Hopefully only mostly dead, which means she's slightly alive.
Afleet Alex 2008!
Nice entrance to your new town.Crash thru a crowd of people.
Is she cute?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Two phrases that should never go together.
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Sure we let black people into the RNC. Just as long as they're wearing a clerical collar.
Raining here.
When it rains for more than one day straight the slugs come out and start eating all our flowers.
I end up having to spend hours bending over and going down on one knee in the dirt and mud and rain trying to find and squash them. The longer it rains the more there are and the more that replace them.
Killed 21 just today.
I don't mind rain, but only for a day, maybe every other day if we had to but not two days straight.
The worst part is that the really small ones are hard to see as they nest up inside the petals sometimes.
The kids can't do it.
The daughter gets upset when she sees us squash one so the wife plays the good and me the bad guy and makes me do all the squashing.
The son things they're neat and keeps some in a jar. He wants to find an artificial snail's shell to see if they'll go for it.
So far he hasn't been able to find artificial snail shells and I won't bother since I'd rather squash them than let them live to reproduce and kill more of the flowers.
Without the flowers our home simply looks like something one might assume the architect was demon possessed.
Without the flowers people think the fact our house is a pentagram makes us devil worshippers.
That our cars are always sitting in the driveway come Sunday mornings when everyone else is off to church confirms this in their minds.
Gotta get rid of those slugs. Our neighborhood rep' depends on it.
MYOB'
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I got into both Yale and Harvard without every filling out applications.
How in the heck did that happen?
Why did my Public Editor have to tell the world I am a liar?
Because Okrent is a fucking liar?
Given that Bush's family hails from New England, he attended Yale
And he beat my ass when I was there. Then he adminstered the decisive beating, it hurt.
trolls, with single minded talking points, and live blogging of some sort of incestuous nite of the living dead movie. why am i seeing a connection here.
They hate us for our cheesy incestuous horror movies!
I hate cookies.
"Ken Me..."
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"All right, which of you two young ladies is missing a tongue?"
"Is she cute?"
Glad I'm not watching. If she is cute I'd just be thinking about fucking her.
can't help it, I'm a victim.
I got into both Yale and Harvard without every filling out applications
Actually, changing "every" into "every" is part of the East Texas dialect, not the West.
Which, since Bush isn't a Texan, is purely academic.
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It's like kitties got in ...went nutz...
Our favorite bad movie actor..David Keith makes an entrance as the "sherrif".
How fucking quaint!
spork.
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Okay, ladies, take heed - this is what happens to you when you run away from your wedding.
That is one unobservant couple...
How do you like my good 'ole boy act?
Hardest work this Patrician sissy Episcolpal from New England has ever done.
And I ain't disassemblin' when I tell ya that!
By the way, "disassemblin" means not tellin' the truth, ya'll hear?
Aw shit. So much for the "natural" condoms
One sick puppy GMT you are.
I seem to recognise that Hotel. I have a feeling that I know what is gonna transpire........
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Our favorite bad movie actor..David Keith makes an entrance as the "sherrif".
I wonder how one goes from big game (sabretooth) hunter to Mexican sheriff.
And he beat my ass when I was there.
Only in your frosh year. And of course, you earned 3 Purple Hearts and commendations for your valour whilst George was snorting coke and skipping mandatory medical exams. Buck up, dude.
"Gotta get rid of those slugs. Our neighborhood rep' depends on it."
Beer man. They love beer.
Then he adminstered the decisive beating, it hurt.
John Kerry | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:39 pm | #
Still exaggerating the size of Bush's Man Date?
I guess you'd have to.
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El Bru-haha!
HA! HA! Ha! Ha! HA!
Oh !And he has a past!
Our favorite bad movie actor..David Keith makes an entrance as the "sherrif".
I thought he hanged himself. That was a movie?
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If she is cute I'd just be thinking about fucking her.
It's okay. We'll help you through the bad times when you're feeling weak. Here, read this pamphlet...
whilst George was snorting coke and skipping mandatory medical exams. Buck up, dude.
Ntodd
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Not exactly america's finest, but trolls settle.
No, wait. I get it. The troll was bragging about Bush's grades.
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I'm not detecting anything weird at all about Laura Harring The Hotel Lady - you?
If she is cute I'd just be thinking about fucking her
They have a gulag for that ,ya know.
Goodfellas is on .Thet're kicking the guy to death in the bar.
That brunette is one serious cutie tho.
Why is everybody so upset that I pulled a cheap shot on one of my workmates and then ran away? it's what we republicans always do, I don't get it.
I thought he hanged himself.
I thought he got beaten to a pulp by the Kingpin.
Goodfellas is on .Thet're kicking the guy to death in the bar.
A.Scott | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:44 pm | #
What a coinky-dink. We were just talking about George Bush.
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That brunette is one serious cutie tho.
Sorry, I gotta go with the bitchy blonde sister. Well, while she was still alive, anyway.
So when does it end?
During the revolutionary war, Some Quakers refused to fight, but they manufactured guns and ammo for the troops.
Sorry, I gotta go with the bitchy blonde sister. Well, while she was still alive, anyway.
What? Your not into necrophellia?
Troll Manhattan is not the way Woody Allen shows it.
Maybe the troll is a high fop a la Daniel Okrent who frequents the area of Manhattan between the NYT, Moma and La Cote Basque.
cant tpye en wathc movier at same tim
Vermont had a lot of blacks.
No, we're pretty fucking lily white up here, as you well know. I'm not sure what that proves, zactly.
What it means NTodd is that the Underground Railroad came above ground near Burlington, took one look around, and immediately continued on to Montreal. Not exactly a political statement - more an indicator that even in 1855 it was understood that poutine and a decent wine beat the hell out of The Strolling of the Heifers....
Why is everybody so upset that I pulled a cheap shot on one of my workmates and then ran away? it's what we republicans always do, I don't get it.
Daniel Ocunt | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:44 pm | #
Nah, don't be so hard on yourself.
A cheap shot usually involves something that, while unspeakably low, is factual.
You, sir, had jack shit, and then got punked in front of the whole blogsphere.
Now only trolls will suck you to full erection.
So ... you've got that going for ya. Count your blessings.
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Well, if the movie involves Lou Diamond Philips in a shoulder holster, joshua trees, and Lori Petty in a fright wig, all I have to say is, you guys are seriously messed up.
Blonde, brunette, what's the difference once the the brains chewed up.
" Here's a wing !"
So when does it end?
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When they're all swinging from lampposts in Baghdad?
Oh, you meant the movie! My bad.
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What? Your not into necrophellia?
Well, typically in these kinds of movies, death tends to mess up the looks pretty quickly.
I know, I know, I should be judging the zombie chicks on their *inner* beauty...
Well, if the movie involves Lou Diamond Philips in a shoulder holster, joshua trees, and Lori Petty in a fright wig, all I have to say is, you guys are seriously messed up.
Naa,that was the earlier bad movie.Get with the program.
I'm not detecting anything weird at all about Laura Harring The Hotel Lady - you?
No not at all, (so that's her name)
Not at all. Has she started licking her chops yet.
during commercial break dad asks son where he got firm handshake while son looked him "straight in the eye".
Methinks it should have come from dad and not the Army. But that's just me.
Shit, my 15 minutes are up, and the krughack still has millions of readers. I'm so fucked up. But that's par for the course, I'm a republican.
poutine and a decent wine beat the hell out of The Strolling of the Heifers....
Just what the fuck wine do you put with poutine, you sick fuck?
Ack.
Just, ack.
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during commercial break dad asks son where he got firm handshake while son looked him "straight in the eye".
God, I fucking *hate* those commercials.
Ah, the brunette appears to have noticed that all is not right...
Still exaggerating the size of Bush's Man Date?
Toilet paper or Depends™?
That's the question.
"We'll help you through the bad times when you're feeling weak. Here, read this pamphlet..."
No, no it won't work. I've ruined the world with my gonads. There's probably kids starving in Africa because I have no desire to suck dick. Bush won because I can't stand musicals. I can't vogue worth a shit, and Bolton is gonna head the UN.
During the revolutionary war, Some Quakers refused to fight, but they manufactured guns and ammo for the troops.
Many Quakers enlisted in WWII.
poutine and a decent wine beat the hell out of The Strolling of the Heifers...
Ah, poutine. I really miss having the Expos up here. A 90-minute drive, get there 5 minutes before a game, pay something like 9 bucks American for 9th row on the 3rd baseline, get real Molson and poutine. Yeah, baby.
When we were driving from MN to VT via Canada, we noticed that the poutine definitely improved to close you got to Quebec. Not surprising, really, but it was fun to verify.
Maybe the troll is a high fop a la Daniel Okrent who frequents the area of Manhattan between the NYT, Moma and La Cote Basque.
Res Ipsa Loquitur | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:46 pm | #
Two-hundred quatloos the trool will prove to be stalker Luskin and have to be sterilized to protect the herd.
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Jeeze,the boyfreind is a real dick...He needs to get offed .
WRT: slugs - jdw's got it. I've read several times that beer gets rid of them. They love it and they drown, I believe.
Who's rooting for the boyfriend to get eaten, and not in a good way?
(Wasn't Santa Bonita the restaurant that Cartman was obsessed with?)
No, wait. I get it. The troll was bragging about Bush's grades.
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Grand Moff Texan
FACT:
I had higher grades at Yale University than did John Kerry (The same man I beat to become president).
Okay, are there any women watching? Would any of you give this guy so much as the time of day, much less your carnal treasure?
OOOO,Now I'm officially freaked out.(not)
during commercial break dad asks son where he got firm handshake while son looked him "straight in the eye".
Methinks it should have come from dad and not the Army. But that's just me.
Kent™ embigulator | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:49 pm | #
Help them find the strength to die screaming in their own blood in the middle of nowhere for nothing while Bush wonders what to do.
Man, must suck to be a recruiter these days.
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I should be judging the zombie chicks on their *inner* beauty...
Most importantly, do they give good head?
Bush won because I can't stand musicals. I can't vogue worth a shit, and Bolton is gonna head the UN.
Well, have you just...you know, *tried* to not be straight?
I'm hoping the boyfriend is gone real soon...ick, he has his shirt off.
NOooooo. Now "Taco flavored kisses" stuck in my head!
Rrriillly!?! I'm not getting the same movie y'all are? This is all the proof I need - I am a kink in the space/time continuum!
ya know, I ken reed a liddel. i red ware hl menkin said nobody will ever go broke underestimating the inteligenz of the murkan peeple. and thare you have it. i can lie thru my teeth, kill people, lie some more, kill some more people, give tax brakes to my big donors, lie some more, kill sum more peeple, and then my buds will steal another election for me. and thare are still peeple who think i'm grate. isn't that kool? i'm glad there are so many stupid peeple around, or i'd have to work for a living. gotta go, gotta get my needle between condi's teeth.
I wonder if his character was written this way, or if the actor is just trying too hard to make the most of his Big Break.
Who's rooting for the boyfriend to get eaten, and not in a good way?
He's awful pink, but yeah, count me in.
When they're all swinging from lampposts in Baghdad?
Grand Moff Texan | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:48 pm | #
good enuf
*Goerge* Bush:
Boo! Run away! Run away!
Via Avarosis, the gay/not-gay Republican mayor of Spokane has found Jaysus. Quelle surpise!
I've decided to fill the emptiness in my life that I was trying to fill through other means with a relationship with God. I'm reading a proverb and three psalms a day and am attending church on a regular basis for the first time in my life and it's been wonderful and I've felt very welcomed. I also meet weekly with a few pastors and they are very supportive.
Ahh ,the passionate love scene.Dcan that guy even get it up?
Whatever happened to the Plame investigation?
Our movie tonite folks is....
All SOuls Day.
Staring Marisa Ramirez and Travis Webster.
Corpses prey upon the living during a celebration of day of the dead in small town Mexico.
Meanwhile, on TCM, both versions of "The Big Sleep" with Bogart and Bacall... I've made my choice!
This was a powerhouse week , both in the news and online . Wonder why . I know in some places it is only now getting hot , so some variation of spring fever might explain it ...the rise of Downing Street Memo and a stream of failures regarding the adminstration , all conspiring with raging seasonal lumination to a peak...Then DEAN cries Havoc! and the Line Drawn , the Battle Joined...I nearly lost my mind...BabOOM!
And he isn't letting up ..
something about " fucking with the wrong bull "....?
FACT:
I had higher grades at Yale University than did John Kerry (The same man I beat to become president).
Goerge Bush | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:52 pm | #
Hmmm. Must be one of them creationists.
Uh, no, dumbass: they graduated under different systems, so Bush doesn't even have grades to compare from his senior year. But don't let that keep you from sucking Hannity's cock under a bridge (like you were going to do anything else).
Once again: a conservative gets bitchslapped by a thinking person.
Anyhoo, you left out the part where Bush fried his brains on alcohol and coke so bad that he drools on himself in debates and has to hide behind his handlers.
Shit. Does he even remember Yale? He probably spells it with a '3'.
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Whatever happened to the Plame investigation?
Same as with all the other investigations...
It's Real Good™ that eshe kept her bra on for sex, or put it back on, or something......
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Via Avarosis, the gay/not-gay Republican mayor of Spokane has found Jaysus. Quelle surpise!
What do you bet it works and all is forgiven by the alphabets?
RIL thanks for the article.
Don't get me wrong, I love some of Allen's movies.
How he managed to make all those movies in Manhattan and barely get a shot of a black person walking on the street is amazing though.
By the way, "disassemblin" means not tellin' the truth, ya'll hear?
George W. Bush
unfuck'n believable. i'll never forget when he did a presser with the king of jordan. my daughter just looked at me and said "that's embarrassing".
no dear, that's the leader of what was once the free world.
oh well, you can't win 'em all. especially when the election was rigged.
Also via Avarosis:
Donna Brazile, one of the main reasons President Gore is not into his second term, is shooting off her mouth about Dean.
FACT:
I had higher grades at Yale University than did John Kerry (The same man I beat to become president).
FACT: You had higher grades freshman year.
FACT: John Kerry improved.
FACT: John Kerry went on to serve his country in a variety of ways while you fucked around in between jobs that Poppy and the Saudis could arrange, cooking cocaine in your silver spoon.
Whatever happened to the Plame investigation?
Just so happens that Joe Wilson has been mentioned in this latest revelation by the London Times.
John Kerry (The same man I beat to become president).
On second thought, shouldn't that be the man you beat to REMAIN president, or have you drunk the last few years into a dull ache?
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Frak out.was her wine laced with mescaline?
FACT: You had higher grades freshman year.
FACT: John Kerry improved.
FACT: My 4 year average at Yale was superior to John Kerry's
you no, i got beder grades than keri at yale becauz my daddy went thair, and he was in congress, so they was afeared of giving me my real grades. it's good to be a lily-white, lily-livered chickenhawk sociopath cross-eyed republican, you no? i'm glad there wuz no horses thare. i bought a pig farm in texas, and i'm a cowboy now. or is that pigboy? i like them better. that's why i have karl, he reminds me of piggies. i jus wish my dotters wouldn't.
Whatever happened to the Plame investigation?
Bolt a "missing white girl™" to it and it might get some attention.
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Enlightenment isn't realizing a string of facts or contemplating eternal truth . It is becoming a figure through which light may pass...
cooking cocaine in your silver spoon.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:56 pm | #
cocaine au gratin
cocaine under glass
cocaine in cocaine sauce
Man, no wonder he's too fucked up to remember the decade he's tried to recreate. It's an alky's tour through Reagan's brain!
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I wonder how many investigations kerry's administration has going on?
How many for junior's?
FACT:
I had higher grades at Yale University than did John Kerry (The same man I cheated and threatened to become president).
Jr. Folly
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But I can't draw the line at thievery.
I have better grades than the meth mouthed trolls.
Jr. Folly
FACT: My 4 year average at Yale was superior to John Kerry's
FACT: You don't know how averages work.
FACT: You're unpopular.
FACT: You're the worst fucking preznit ever.
Enlightenment isn't realizing a string of facts or contemplating eternal truth . It is becoming a figure through which light may pass...
Unfortunately, I read that first as something about lighting your ass, which seemed like an awfully strange definition of enlightenment...
FACT: My 4 year average at Yale was superior to John Kerry's
Goerge Bush | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 9:58 pm | #
No, that was his three year average. Still haven't read the article, have you?
They're so funny when they think they have facts!
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Just so happens that Joe Wilson has been mentioned in this latest revelation by the London Times.
pie
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
Too fucking funny.
FACT: My 4 year average at Yale was superior to John Kerry's
You took cake courses. And you couldn't fulfill a simple military obligation in a time of war.
You're a fucking embarrassment.
HoneyBear ...
I like his movies, too, especially "Manhattan," and "Annie Hall," and "Hannah & Her Sisters," and "Crimes and Misdemeanors," and "Sweet and Lowdown."
Lately they've been shite, but I understand that this one coming out with the all-Brit cast is quite good. We'll see. I think he sort of lost his mind w/the whole Soon-Yi thingy.
They're so funny when they think they have facts!
More like, oh, what's the word... Monotonous.
I noticed a lot of ethnic restaurants, but no ethnics. Quite a contrast from Queens.
QL - welcome to the mountain west. It is rather white out here. I think it is changing, but very slowly. Glacial.
Junior probably coerced his professors for his "high" grades.
"Well, have you just...you know, *tried* to not be straight?"
I've tried. I really don't wanna ruin the world, even though I have thru the senseless desires of my hormonal urges.
It's just...just so hard. I did have a flirtation with collecting antiques, and probably coulda scored big if I wanted to. But every time I saw the graceful curve of Chippendale cabriole leg all I could do was close my eyes and follow the gentle contour upwards to...to...the pussy.
As I kid I hung around local theater, but couldn't bring myself to do anything more then bang my drums in the orchestra and dream of fondling Lucy's pert titties, even though Linus wanted me to hang with him.
I've fucked up everything.
No, that was his three year average. Still haven't read the article, have you?
Grand Moff Texan
Prove it. NOW.
What are u guys watching anyway...?
WRT: slugs - jdw's got it. I've read several times that beer gets rid of them. They love it and they drown, I believe.
Tena
it works, really well. and if your cruel you can pour salt on them. but that sounds more like a bush plan.
http://rawstory.com
They have a new leak out.
Secret Blair Paper Leaked
BY BY George. We are going to see you go down yet.
WTF is up with Moody Sheriff Hamlet???
Tena - Are you close at all to Manitou Springs in CO? Think it was an old mining town.
Just so happens that Joe Wilson has been mentioned in this latest revelation by the London Times
Likeminded professionals on both sides of the pond?
What took them so long?
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the gay/not-gay Republican mayor of Spokane has found Jaysus. Quelle surpise!
What do you bet it works and all is forgiven by the alphabets?
smalfish
Accoring to a friend who used to live in Spokane, ain't no way. Not. Gonna. Happen.
I asked, what if there were no minors involved, or job-offering, and he was just plain gay/bi. My frind laughed and said he'd probably get thrown out of office by recall, or at the very least voted out of office. Spokane's that conservative.
I prefer the term backwards, but whatever.
presidentins hard, ya no. did ya see me fall off that segway? i can't get it together with 2-wheel thingies, or horses. my wife can drive, but she kills people, so we take the limo. altho i don't care that she kills peeple, as long as i kill more. and i'm gettin reel good at it. did you check out "clear skies"? heh heh. and i really like that first thing i did, putting arsenic back in the water. taht shows i ain't prejudiced, i'll kill all you fuckers. even you suckers that like me. heh. i'll kill you all, if you let me.
My three year average was 6 gerbils and a toilet stopper.
-Liddy Dole
holy moley, Tacos de lingua!
There is no beer in this house.
Just wine and wine cooler shit cause Mrs. MYOB thinks they're more fat-free.
If I go out saying I'm getting some beer to kill the slugs I'm the one who is going to end up getting slugged.
MYOB'
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Prove it. NOW.
george bush | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 10:02 pm | #
Aren't you the one with the "FACT"s?
Go read, lightweight.
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Just what the fuck wine do you put with poutine,
Generally, a nice merlot.
Watch your mouf GMT. I'm nobody to talk to like that. Ever.
Particularly during a really dumb 'horror' movie....
Many Quakers enlisted in WWII.
+++++++++++++++++++++++
Traditionally,only about 18-20% of Quakers have refused to enlist during wartime. My granddad, as Friendly as they come, fought in WWI. But the family didn't like to talk about that.
as something about lighting your ass
the point where the coffee came out of my nose ...
Thanks
I have so few facts that I am forced to make shit up. Not unlike Paul Krugman.
WTF is up with Moody Sheriff Hamlet???
Interesting twist really, maybe not so much, but him gone evil.
A.Scott,
We're watching "All souls Day" on the SciFi Channell
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No, wait.
Wilson's just testifying. No connection to the UK leaks.
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Damn,all this trolling is getting in the way of a good movieblogging.
Whats up with that?
link to article at London Times.
I've fucked up everything.
No, you've just fucked up your family members' lives forever. It's not a big deal. It's not like you've destroyed the very fabric of our society with your sick thoughts of pussy and titties.
the point where the coffee came out of my nose ...
I think that's actually pretty close to Jack Handey's definition of enlightenment...
Hmm... The girlfriend's Mexican, isn't she. That could be a potential plot complication there.
Pertty Creepy...
I found Jeebus, Governor Bush! Spare my life! It's the christian thing to do!
"we got a little problem, looks like were gonna need another mexican"
I hate to say it, but I may have to join Dave on TCM.........
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I have so few facts that I am forced to make shit up. Not unlike Paul Krugman.
Grand Moff Texan | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 10:07 pm | #
1. namestealing troll
2. doesn't know about the Yale story
3. still doesn't have anything on Krugman, just repeats what he was told
You've hit the trool trifecta! You're officially stoooopid enough to be a conservative!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I'm right. Look it up. Read it and weep. Suck on it you loser!
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They have a new leak out.
Secret Blair Paper Leaked
BY BY George. We are going to see you go down yet.
bluesman | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 10:03 pm | #
What country are you living in?
This is white conservative christian america and not even the sight of Bush raping and murdering an old lady in the street in broad daylight is going to get him thrown out. Nothing we say or do, no matter how many thousands of witnesses or amount of evidence is going to be enough. These people think everything we say and do is a lie meant to bring down the country. And even if Bush were impeached and thrown in prison for raping and murdering an old lady in the streets in broad daylight there would still be people who would actually say without hesitation that we were putting the country in danger and that it was better to leave it alone till the endless war on terror was finally over.
MYOB'
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MYOB': Be a man. Get down to the local convenience store. Buy one cheap freaking can of beer. Bury an empty can(cat food cans look well) so the rim is level with the top of the soil. Pour in some beer.
Last you'll ever have to pick slugs by hand.
Kerry got into law school, Shrub didn't.
Kerry's been in the senate longer than Shrub's been sober.
Shrub's been handed everything his entire life, and still fucked it all up.
FOAD, now. Really. I mean that.
All right, the redshirts have arrived!
Hmm... The girlfriend's Mexican, isn't she. That could be a potential plot complication there.
Funny,I was thinking something just like that.
Great minds....
Traditionally,only about 18-20% of Quakers have refused to enlist during wartime.
Has that held true in all wars, just the "just wars", or back when war was deemed more of a necessary evil?
Aren't you the one with the "FACT"s?
Go read, lightweight.
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Grand Moff Texan
George Bush had a better four year average at Yale than John Kerry.
Prove otherwise.
You are officially done.
OT, but...
Dana Elcar, the round-faced, balding actor whose real-life struggle with blindness was written into his role on the TV adventure series "MacGyver," has died. He was 77.
He died Monday of complications from pneumonia at Community Memorial Hospital in Ventura, his family said.
"MacGyver" ran on ABC from 1985 to 1992. Elcar played the best friend and boss of the crime-fighting title character, played by Richard Dean Anderson...
Elcar, who suffered from glaucoma, told producers he was going blind after four seasons with "MacGyver," so they adapted his character to match his medical condition. By the end of the show's run, he had become almost completely blind.
"The fact that you are losing your eyesight does not mean you have forgotten how to act," Elcar, in a speech to the National Federation of the Blind in 1991, recalled producers telling him.
Elcar's television career spanned 50 years. He played in other drama series, including "Baretta" opposite Robert Blake and the Robert Conrad series "Black Sheep Squadron."
He starred in off-Broadway plays, including the first American productions of Harold Pinter's "The Dumb Waiter" and "The Caretaker," Dylan Thomas' "Under Milk Wood" and Samuel Beckett's "Waiting for Godot."
Esp. liked this:
...Running away from home in Ferndale, Michigan, at age 13 may have led Elcar to an acting career, his son, Dane Elcar, said. He became separated from a friend in a town far from home, and spent the night watching "Citizen Kane" at an all-night theater.
"That kind of sparked him to be an actor. He watched it four or five times in one night," Dane Elcar said.
Goodnight, Liberal Elitists!
QL ... I hope you're enjoying your vacation!
Just what the fuck wine do you put with poutine,
Generally, a nice merlot.
Come on now , u can't eat Poutine with a red! Cold beer at night and Freezing cold white in the afternoon.
Ok, Merlot with a red-sauce side or meat...
Are there any French People in here ?
"If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
Name-stealing trolls are a signal for me to go watch a dvd.
Tonights feature "My Brilliant Career" with my fave actress, Judy Davis and the cute as a button Sam Neill.
Nite all.
All right, the redshirts have arrived!
Star Trek rules apply everywhere...
All right, the redshirts have arrived!
Fodder for the zombies,you watch.
I had higher grades at Yale University than did John Kerry (The same man I beat to become president).
George Bush has failed at every single thing he has ever done. He's always been bailed out by wealthy liars and thieves, and history will show that he drove our country into third world status with his incompetence. The corporate media has aided and abetted this moron in the greatest loss of status, power and wealth in the history of man.
It’s only a matter of time asshole.
charley - yeah, I actually think drowning in beer is a kind of slug euthanasia, whereas salt is more of a slug Gitmo.
RIP Dana Elcar.
Yale grades portray Kerry as a lackluster student
His 4-year average on par with Bush's
By Michael Kranish, Globe Staff | June 7, 2005
WASHINGTON -- During last year's presidential campaign, John F. Kerry was the candidate often portrayed as intellectual and complex, while George W. Bush was the populist who mangled his sentences.
But newly released records show that Bush and Kerry had a virtually identical grade average at Yale University four decades ago.
In 1999, The New Yorker published a transcript indicating that Bush had received a cumulative score of 77 for his first three years at Yale and a roughly similar average under a non-numerical rating system during his senior year.
PERIOD!
Evening batties!
All right - a light sparkling wine with poutine. Nothing too serious.
You are officially done,
george bush
heh heh
FACT: My 4 year average at Yale was superior to John Kerry's
You took cake courses. And you couldn't fulfill a simple military obligation in a time of war.
You're a fucking embarrassment.
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PS your first debate was hilarious plus you were wearing a "device" the other two you passed, Karl pulled the strings...wow the crap these rock dwellers pull out.
Look, the interracial couple, brought a getaway vehicle, how cool is that.
spooky shadows, pink boy might not last long after the commercial break.
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George Bush had a better four year average at Yale than John Kerry.
Prove otherwise.
No. You make the claim as though it is important. You prove he had a better average, provide grades from each year, and explain just what the fuck that has to do with anything.
Coming up on TCM: "director's cut" of "The Big Sleep."
I wasn't going to comment any more, seeing as how I'm Determined By Fate to not be part of the conversation (don't worry about little me >sniff< ), but I gotta tell you jdw, you don't want to bury the CAN of beer, you want to recess an old pie plate in the soil and pour the beer in THAT. Catch a whole lot more slugs.
Just what the fuck wine do you put with poutine
Generally, you do not need wine with poitín.
In 1999, The New Yorker published a transcript indicating that Bush had received a cumulative score of 77 for his first three years at Yale and a roughly similar average under a non-numerical rating system during his senior year.
Yes.
Period.
As in what you're having now, dumbass troll. Change your tampon and read it again.
You just proved my point for me, except you didn't even read what you posted.
No wonder you're a conservative.
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spooky shadows, pink boy might not last long after the commercial break.
Pleasepleaseplease.
ok-hit me with your best shot.
George Bush has failed at every single thing he has ever done.
Hmmmm, being elected president, twice is failing.
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
Beer, slugs... Perhaps you could build a little near-ground level rill, put beer into it, and have it traverse the entire garden?
George Bush had a better four year average at Yale than John Kerry.
Prove otherwise.
Read the second paragraph too, you ignorant hole.
No wonder you support Bush.
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George Bush had a better four year average at Yale than J--
BZZZZZZZZT! No, wrong, sorry.
Johnny, get him the fuck out of here...
newly released records show that Bush and Kerry had a virtually identical grade average at Yale University four decades ago.
I see "virtually identical". I see no average for Kerry. I see no breakdown by year. Keep trying.
Having elections stolen for you is not an accomplishment. It's pathetic.
I am now haunting the White House. I scared the shit out of that little fucktard last night. He is really on edge these days. He's drinking again, too.
" It's not like you've destroyed the very fabric of our society with your sick thoughts of pussy and titties."
But I have, I have. It's all the fault of heteros like me. Think about it: if I was gay there would be no Xtians, cancer, animal abuse, rusty cars, bad fashion, mouthy kids, corrupt politicians, wars, famine, slugs, shitty horror movies, bad drugs, alcoholism, mettling mothers-in-law, unswept garages, splinters, navel lint, mean people, taxes, etc.
I voted for Bush cause I'm a twice removed cousin.
George Bush has failed at every single thing he has ever done.
Hmmmm, being elected president, twice is failing.
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
george bush | Email | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 10:15 pm | #
being the halfwit mascot for policies you didn't write and can't understand which are the ruin of your country isn't an accomplishment, it's a tombstone.
Worst president ever. Worldwide joke.
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Hey George Bush, look over here! It looks like a can of beer buried in the ground. Closer...closer....
Howard speaks for me! Sign the petition.
Hmmmm, being elected president, twice is failing.
Elected? Prove it.
Count the ballots.
He was never elected. Selected for it once. Stole it the second time. The next election, even dead Republicans are gonna vote for the Democrat.
If I go out saying I'm getting some beer to kill the slugs I'm the one who is going to end up getting slugged.
MYOB'
well, i guess that leaves the salt, but i'm tell'n you it's cruel. they shrink and writhe. mucous starts oozing, it's really gross. somehow the description is reminding me of bush.
and could the bush troll give it a break. i have 4.00 from the UofM and my wife was a D student dropout from syracuse univ. granted it aint yale, but trust me, she is smarter than me, bush, or kerry. what a putz. you have heard the man talk?
"gotta tell you jdw, you don't want to bury the CAN of beer, you want to recess an old pie plate in the soil and pour the beer in THAT. Catch a whole lot more slugs.
mena"
Of course. I was unclear. I like empty cat food cans for the job.
The groundcrawlin' Dick Cheney refuses to be removed from the white house. You try the you get Big Explosion somewhere.
Hmmmm, being elected president, twice is failing.
He couldn't very well fail at being preznit without getting to the White House now, could he? Thank god for the SCOTUS and Diebold!
I say "BOOOSH!" He jumps! Then he sees what looks like a white sheet through his drunken stupor and he say, "Trent? That you?"
charley - yeah, I actually think drowning in beer is a kind of slug euthanasia, whereas salt is more of a slug Gitmo.
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Good one Tena. Off to be to try and work out the jet lag.
NTodd - I believe that number holds up through Korea. Vietnam got complicated because so many draft eligible young men were convinced that Friends was the best way to avoid conscription.
Hiya, Hecate! How's the garden?
-hit me with your best shot
Why?
Are you a real tough cookie with a long history of breaking little hearts like the one in me?
I did meth with Jeb Bush's daughter.
Think about it: if I was gay there would be no Xtians, cancer, animal abuse, rusty cars, bad fashion, mouthy kids, corrupt politicians, wars, famine, slugs, shitty horror movies, bad drugs, alcoholism, mettling mothers-in-law, unswept garages, splinters, navel lint, mean people, taxes, etc.
I like shitty horror mvies. Does that mean I'm...hetero?
Hey George Bush, look over here! It looks like a can of beer buried in the ground. Closer...closer....
Whoa. That Day Of The Dead ceremony seems to involve an awful lot of feeling up...
Stay away from the crazy old hissing lady. Seriously.
When Pennsylvania Avenue meets Downing Street...
Yep. Two more new memos tonight. London Sunday Times is publishing a new memo from another Blair's meeting and apparently (says a Dkos Diarist, with inside knowledge and he published excerpts in Dkos already, but no on Wapo website yet) Wapo is publishing another memo in tomorrow's edition.
When it pours, it pours.
Conressman Conyers may have to extend his hearing to a second or third day.
Pls write to Congressman Conyers to ask him to invite British MP Mr. Galloway also for the hearing.
Sensenbrenner hijacks the House. "Dissent will not be allowed when discussing the Patriot Act." Now turn off those goddamn microphones.
Plant a Bush/Cheney in 04 sign on your lawn MYOB. That will not only attract slugs, it will kill them, too.
Weenie boyfriend seems awfully comfortable with a gun...
Pixelated boobies!
Culture of Life!
ecoast
What do the new memos say?
Oh no! Zombies!
Cocktail Weenies with guns!
Are you a real tough cookie with a long history of breaking little hearts like the one in me?
Thersites
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Yep-that's me
comeon Thersites.You're one of the best. CHICKEN!!!!!
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Ok-save it for a real troll
How'd old pinky get the gun, and were the provider's of the getaway car drugged, and could this really be any worse a movie.....
"you should have let me finish....you have no idea what you've done, she hasn't been satisfied."
"I tried, I tried......."
contrast to "The Horrror, the Horror"
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being the halfwit mascot for policies you didn't write and can't understand which are the ruin of your country isn't an accomplishment, it's a tombstone.
That's one big, wet, NYMary kiss for Grand Moff Texan!
Mmmmmm...Bush's mouth is smooth and silky. You should try it!
"they'd better not damage my car"
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" and my wife was a D student dropout from syracuse univ. granted it aint yale, but trust me, she is smarter than me, bush, or kerry. "
Sounds like me. I passed thru college with flying D's. BFD. And look at me today! Look at all I've accomplished in life.
Scratch that.
How'd old pinky get the gun, and were the provider's of the getaway car drugged, and could this really be any worse a movie.....
The gun's not a problem; he grabbed it from the sheriff's desk when he saw the tongue.
How did he suddenly become competent, though?
I did Jeb Bush's daughter with meth.
"I'll be right back"
Famous last words, I'm a hopin
man he run fast.
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chris/tx - Manitou Springs is outside Colorado Springs. I was never a mining town - it was always a resort town.
No. I all the way across the state from Denver/Colorado Springs. I'm actually closer to Utah than I am to Denver.
Man, does he run funny...
I like shitty horror mvies. Does that mean I'm...hetero?
Given that much of the attraction is to do with hot science babes...
We're not allowed to watch the bad SciFi movie. Wallace & Gromit must be viewed, the result of a successful midget uprising.
Gymnastic inner thigh eating zombie Esmerelda.
wow!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
London Sunday Times - new memo.
Pls give them some hits. Sunday Times is doing this just for us, as there is no more interest in the UK for this stuff after their election.
I have a feeling that they have more memos in the pipeline. Pls give them hits and some appreciate comments and they will give us more.
Link here
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/
art...1650822,00.html
Shoot the head! You're a Shining fan, and you've never seen a zombie movie?
Hecate,
In a nutshell, planned since April 2002, not July, as the DSM says. Also, England worried about being charged with war crimes if America used their bases. Ergo, invented legal means had to be accquired.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/
art...1650822,00.html
Ol' Pinkskins pretty good with a shotgun against kung-fu zombie chicks, too!
NYMary,
Garden is out of control; weeds spring up as fast as I can pull them. Day lillies have buds as big as your thumb and the hollyhocks are threatening to bust into bloom any day now. The old fashioned pink roses are so heavy they are pulling down their branches. Sage is taking over in the herb garden and the sweet woodruff smells heavenly in the summer sun. I love this time of year! How's yours?
Jeez -
"...It was never a mining town..."
"No, I'm all the way..."
Culture of Life!
Carla Faye Tucker
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Pope John Paul II--"No no Mr. President- Do not put people to death"
Sorry Mr. Pope, Your Honor-God tells me what to do.
Karl likes that Culture of Life propaganda.
I'm gonna borrow it for awhile
Of course, since Pinky's been bitten...
Yep-that's me
comeon Thersites.You're one of the best. CHICKEN!!!!!
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Ok-save it for a real troll
Well, love IS a battlefield. And hell, of course, is for children.
I believe that number holds up through Korea. Vietnam got complicated because so many draft eligible young men were convinced that Friends was the best way to avoid conscription.
Makes sense.
Dad was originally classifed 1-A-O, went back to the draft board, forcefully observed that he didn't support the military in any capacity, they saw the error of their ways and made him 1-O--did his alternate service doing PT/rehab at the hospital in Williamsport, PA. He was always pissed about the folks who pretended to have bad injuries ('specially those jerks who continued to play on the Bucknell football team), or claimed to be Mennonites or Quakers and got CO status but supported the war.
"There has been a growing storm of protest in America, created by last month’s publication of the minutes in The Sunday Times. A host of citizens, including many internet bloggers, have demanded to know why the Downing Street memo (often shortened to “the DSM” on websites) has been largely ignored by the US mainstream media."
Ecoast
You notice that in that articlethere is almost an implications that Bloggers have become a real segment or demographic?
Hecate,
We're a zone or two behind you, but it's great. I have irises 4' tall and will have an embarrassment of rhizomes by the end of the summer. Also lots of grape hyacinth bulbs.
But you're right, the weeds love this weather better than the plants do.
Hey, is that concrete native american that dispenses the fizzy water still in operation in Manitou Springs? I remember it from when I was a little kid many years ago.
Hecate - My fuchias froze last night, alas.
As did everything else.
I predict that Homosexual Marriage will not only become legal, but the law of the land, when George Bush marries the Rev. Messiah Sun Myung Moon, becoming the Holy Mother, Queen George I. I am a well known Republican psychic.
Hecate,
Pls follow the Sunday Times link above for that memo.
Wapo memo is not up yet.
The dkos diarist Ez writer says the following. I think he has some inside knowledge, because wapo site does not have it yet. Not sure how this correlates with Sunday Times new memo.
Ez writer says:
Washington Post will soon have this: (Not on WaPo site yet)
WASHINGTON--A briefing paper prepared for British Prime Minister Tony Blair and his top advisers eight months before the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq concluded that the U.S. military was not preparing adequately for what the British memo predicted would be a ``protracted and costly'' postwar occupation of that country.
The eight-page memo, written in advance of a July 23, 2002, Downing Street meeting on Iraq, provides new insights into how senior British officials saw a Bush administration decision to go to war as inevitable, and realized more clearly than their American counterparts the potential for the post-invasion instability that continues to plague Iraq.
In its introduction, the memo ``Iraq: Conditions for Military Action'' notes that U.S. ``military planning for action against Iraq is proceeding apace,'' but adds that ``little thought'' has been given to, among other things, ``the aftermath and how to shape it.''
Clearly the British had doubts:
The July 21 memo was produced by Blair's staff in preparation for a meeting with his national security team two days later that has become controversial on both sides of the Atlantic since last month's disclosure of official notes summarizing the session.
In those meeting minutes--which have come to be known as the Downing Street Memo--British officials who had just returned from Washington said Bush and his aides believed war was inevitable and were determined to use intelligence about Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction and his relations with terrorists to justify invasion of Iraq.
The ``intelligence and facts were being fixed around the policy,'' said the memo--an assertion attributed to the then-chief of British intelligence, and denied by U.S. officials and by Blair at a news conference with Bush last week in Washington. Democrats in Congress led by Rep. John Conyers Jr. of Michigan, however, have scheduled an unofficial hearing on the matter for Thursday.
Now, disclosure of the memo written in advance of that meeting--and other British documents recently made public--show that Blair's aides were not just concerned about Washington's justifications for invasion but also believed the Bush team lacked understanding of what could happen in the aftermath.
In a section titled ``Benefits/Risks,'' the July 21 memo states, ``Even with a legal base and a viable military plan, we would still need to ensure that the benefits of action outweigh the risks.''
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Show me the way to the next whiskey bar...
Four Star Alert, This is the Smoking Cannon After the Smoking Gun and the Smoking Bullet About Fixing Intelligence: "The briefing paper, for participants at a meeting of Blair’s inner circle on July 23, 2002, said that since regime change was illegal it was 'necessary to create the conditions' which would make it legal."
MINISTERS were warned in July 2002 that Britain was committed to taking part in an American-led invasion of Iraq and they had no choice but to find a way of making it legal.
The warning, in a leaked Cabinet Office briefing paper, said Tony Blair had already agreed to back military action to get rid of Saddam Hussein at a summit at the Texas ranch of President George W Bush three months earlier.
The briefing paper, for participants at a meeting of Blair’s inner circle on July 23, 2002, said that since regime change was illegal it was “necessary to create the conditions” which would make it legal.
Conyers is gonna love this.
I predict that Homosexual Marriage will not only become legal, but the law of the land, when George Bush marries the Rev. Messiah Sun Myung Moon, becoming the Holy Mother, Queen George I. I am a well known Republican psychic.
Buy my book, please.
How did he suddenly become competent, though?
Uhm, the man-gene. dontchaknow?
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He was always pissed about the folks who pretended to have bad injuries ('specially those jerks who continued to play on the Bucknell football team), or claimed to be Mennonites or Quakers and got CO status but supported the war.
What about the guys who got into the Texas Air National Guard?
There's only two things I'm afraid of. And they're both zombies!
It won't matter how many guns or cannons you smoke. My marriage to Sun Myung Moon is more important.
The real reason I hate Rachel Corrie is because she turned me down for a date once. She told me I should "stick to little boys."
Damn, that hurt.
If you're going to debut a movie on Sci-Fi, shouldn't it have a lot less swear words that you have to edit out?
My fuchias froze last night, alas.
You kids and your weird euphamisms for sex...
Wallace & Gromit must be viewed, the result of a successful midget uprising.
Excellllllllent, which one?
Hooray for midget uprising, and for pink boy being infected
WoooooooHooooooo
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Ahh,soirry,I had to take a time out while the troll was blathering and get something to eat.
Me belly be full now.
So has this movie gotten that mch worse or do you think its as bad as always?
Yes the guy does seem to have grown a set,but that seems to me to not make the movie any better.
I wish some of you gardeners could see it here this time of year. We are rainy this year, as we are often in June, but utterly lush. The lawns have to be mowed every five days or so, so that they don't get out of hand. My roses are past their first burst, but still producing like mad. The later irises are glowing in the rain, the wisteria is still going, all the shrubs are still putting out fresh little yellow-green leaves. It's wondrous.
I'll stop now.
Girlfriend has Issues.
Blair's days are numbered.
Kent,
That would be "A Grand Day Out."
The NYT has a big fat article wondering why we can't torture Muslims like the israelis!
My take on all this
The NYT article here
Senator Collins of Maine said Congress isn't getting any letters complaining about torture so it must be OK.
Here is the url for writing to Congress:
Laura says after the horse dong, I'm just too small. The Messiah says my ass is just right.
Tena,
You must be up pretty high to still have frosts! Hope it warms up soon.
Excellllllllent, which one?
Grand Day Out. His favorite, for some reason.
I like shitty horror mvies. Does that mean I'm...hetero?"
You just play a hetero on internet boards to start fights. You have a lovely 'wife', yet you are always here. You know jazz hands and Madonna.
I'm calling you 'out'.
jdw, and others, of course you're right. Those like you have been overwhelmingly generous and kind, for like, always. Still are. Silly me.
You kids and your weird euphemisms for sex...
Andrew,
Yes, I was saying that earlier. All Labour needs is to replace Blair as PM. If they do, Bush will really be left with no allies at all.
Not that he cares.
mena,
Where are you?
Umm... WTF???
U.S. military was not preparing adequately for what the British memo predicted would be a ``protracted and costly'' postwar occupation of that country.
Something about roses and open arms is bothering me now....
I think it's time for some surrounded-by-zombies sex.
"If you're going to debut a movie on Sci-Fi, shouldn't it have a lot less swear words that you have to edit out?"
I wouldn't know. I'm a hetero and as a result, I'm watching baseball.
I don't know what I was thinking, really. I guess I was just believing my own lying eyes. Stupid me.
Deans Brother is Jim!
James Dean
Got a call from the Org he now runs (Democracy for America?).
Told them about how Atrios, Duncan Black, on his blog has, with the people here, raised $50,000.
He says, Who?
I told him, if he ever saw Dean, to tell him, "More and Louder!"
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Hecate - The elevation here at the lake where my place is is 9200 ft. It wasn't just a frost - it was a hard freeze. It got down to about 27 last night. It's a long way from warm right now - it's about 43.
Something blew in yesterday, with snow above timberline. It's still snowing up there.
George Galloway forged the Downing Street memo with the aid of Saddam and Kofi Annan.
Jeez, worse than a wingnut.
What happened to the hero guy?
A Grand Day Out
I love me some W&G, but fear that I loaned my tapes out, never to be seen again.
Plus love the fact that I get an answer from Him and Hersites.
Girlfriend is gonna use her (presently latent, but there 'cause shes Mexican) powers to save the day.
and unfortunately maybe pinky.
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What happened to the hero guy?
I think he's busy turning into a zombie.
To the ramparts, Barnes & Noble! Prepare to repel Borders!
Evening, Moonbats.
I see we have another fine cast of liberals here. My friends and I just had a bizarre experience. We got handed our check and told to leave the neighborhood joint where we were eating, drinking and playing trivia. The reason? Between the 4 of us we had consumed 14 beers in 4 1/2 hours. We had a designated driver who was enjoying iced tea. WTF? I am not making this UP~!
Yes, I was saying that earlier. All Labour needs is to replace Blair as PM. If they do, Bush will really be left with no allies at all.
Blair deserves to pay the consequences for his role in all this, but I always kinda respected him. He shouldn't be the only world leader to take the fall here.
When did the blonde decide that cleavage was the proper protection from the Zombie hords? Or did it just get hot in the Mexican night?
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Saw them bandage-ing the Pink Skin's inner thigh, left him on the couch. Unconscious? An we haven't seen Jeff Combs in an awfully long time....
kent,
Him and Hersites.
I love you, but don't you freaking dare....
Skylight's open, by the way.
George Galloway
I read an article,I thinkit was this last week,where the government is accusing this man of riggin his election victory.Seems the cabal are out to get hoim and will stop at nothing to get who ever criticizes the "party".
bigvic,
Did you tell them you'd been thrown out of much better places? I've always wanted to used that line.
The reason? Between the 4 of us we had consumed 14 beers in 4 1/2 hours.
Is that too much or too little?
At least wingnuts don't try to deny it.
You, hoo -
Over here.
I knew that would get your attention...
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Atrios put some clean sheet on the bed.
When did the blonde decide that cleavage was the proper protection from the Zombie hords? Or did it just get hot in the Mexican night?
I think the surrounded-by-zombies sex got edited out.
Actually, that not really quite a denial. It's more like running interference with my argument because it has merits by reducing it into something ridiculous.
Tena
9200 ft and a lake? You're not in Dillon, CO, are you? I had a wonderful, lazy vacation in Dillon a few years ago.
Get em while they're warm and summer-scented.
It got down to about 27 last night. It's a long way from warm right now - it's about 43.
Good lord! Hope you packed your long underwear, Tena. Or at least have a cozy Pashmina to keep you warm. Barring that, we'll do the job.
Oh, but it's only wrong when wingnuts do that. Sorry, my bad.
"Between the 4 of us we had consumed 14 beers in 4 1/2 hours"
No wonder. Sitting there all that time sipping..
Did 40 or so of my peeps come over to play this evening? I am looking for feedback now: did they do a good job? How could they have done better?
I just want to know how much to pay them.
I love you, but don't you freaking dare....
Done and done /Skinner, Seymour.
Damn, and to think that I have been wanting to bust that one out for quite some time, thinking it might soar like one of Ashcrofts Eagles.
Instead, lead balloon, and head hanging in shame.
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wow on that Brit memo!
Amazing.
So...pass the popcorn and when does the Nuremburg Trials begin? Or do we go to the Hague now?
Or do we form a posse and string em up?
Dark meat Zombie Enchilada's, damn, I thought two-timing brother man was gonna see the sunrise, but it would seem that
miscegenation does have a price to pay,
See ya, Blondie.
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Ecoast
You notice that in that articlethere is almost an implications that Bloggers have become a real segment or demographic?
EkCenTriK
Ekcentrik,
Yes, Sunday Times has the blogger lingo down pat. A couple of days ago, it wrote an article taking pride in the DSM and how after 6 weeks, it still gets hundreds of thousands of hits every week for the DSM.
So let us give lots of hits for the new memo also. There is no more interest in the UK for this, but the bloggers in the US are driving this now. I have a feeling that Sunday Times has more stuff and they will release slowly. Now that Wapo got into the act of leaking memos from Tony Blair's office (not on wapo site yet), this means that there is one or more people in Blair's office leaking this stuff. And it will not stop.
But if this inspires someone in the CIA to leak too, then that would be the end of it... or the beginning of the end.
So , if it isn't the blowjob , but rather the lying...
Will the storm of indictment be:
Lying to get the USA into the war ?
Lying about when they decided upon war in advance of diplomatic set dressing?
Lying about the troops being sufficient for the postwar period ?
Lying that said troops had all the armor they could get as fast as they could get it ?
Lying about administration directives leading to the abuse at Abu G?
Lying about approving torture ?
Lying about friendly fire incidents ?
Lying about Ghost Detainees?
Lying about mass execution in Afghanstan?
Lying about their intention to build permanent bases in Iraq?
Lying about oil revenues footing the bill for the war?
Lying about extraordinary rendition?
Lying about ties to Al Queda?
Lying about HOW Saddamn was apprehended?
Lying about comforting Widows?
anything else ? Oh yeah ...Lying about...........................................Pl
ease Fill in as they occur to you .......................
Oh, kent, I expect it will fly, to my chagrin. It's too catchy not to.
What about the guys who got into the Texas Air National Guard?
Dad loved fly boys.
You just play a hetero on internet boards to start fights. You have a lovely 'wife', yet you are always here. You know jazz hands and Madonna.
I'm calling you 'out'.
To quote Gimli: NOT THE BEARD!
I'm gonna harden my heart and vote republican.
ecoast I hit the UK with my best shot, those snooty yeasty brown spreadin' redcoats. I spread the pissin' down timesonline to all my Nazi fiends. It's useless though, because they can't read.
I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy knowing I was wrong. Now we can all just get along, but not really, well, you know, we're still that. Can we all share a Coke now?
Did you tell them you'd been thrown out of much better places? I've always wanted to used that line.
Damn, sitah Hecate, where's a good line when you need it. Frankly, we were in shock.
jdw,
When I think of all the times I have hauled New Years Eve drunks around and other time I have been the *sober* one in the crowd, this is flat out bizarre. Oh, I have a very nasty phone call into the general manager tomorrow. I won't go back to that place, but that bitch was just absurd.
Can we all share a Coke now?
I'll bring the spoon...
I expect it will fly, to my chagrin.
I've erected the dampening field, and many of my gags seem to elicit little response, so for what it is worth, I hope you are wrong.
Ahhh the backstory to this hidious Zombie tale.
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Between the 4 of us we had consumed 14 beers in 4 1/2 hours. We had a designated driver who was enjoying iced tea. WTF? I am not making this UP~!
Were you talking revolution?
Oh well. Guess not. But that works too.
Oops, wrong thread...
Or do we go to the Hague now?
Personally? I'm a big fan of hauling all of Bu$hCo off to the Hague in farkiing chains!
Oh, dear. Am I being SHRILL?
Aaarghh!!
bigvic
Where, city and establishment?
I was kicked out of Dennys in Abq, and even followed like they were gonna kick my ass!
ooooh, what a loss!
Melissa just wanted some toast, you know like before I was done eating!
How do you eat Over easy eggs, with out toast?
The dude that was waiting on us, and had been asked twice about the toast, spent most of his time BSing with some girls in the back booth.
He came back by us twirling his tray.
All i said was "Hey, can you stop twirling your tray and get the DAMN toast?"
Manager at the table, and well, I didn't pull any verbal punches.
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Re Kerry's grades, those were his first year grades only, while Bush's grades were 3-year average. Bush's senior year grades were not published.
Someone needs to look into
Am I being SHRILL?
See? That's why you got tossed out of the bar.
Toonscribe - no, I'm not in Dillon.
I'm on Lake San Cristobal. I'm in cannibal country. This is the site of the Al Packer massacre.
Alferd Packer met some prospectors in a bar in Utah. There were 7 of them. They wanted someone to guide them into the San Juan mountains in Colorado. At that time, no one was here but the Utes; the Brunot Treaty hadn't been signed.
Anyway, Packer led them in here, and they got stuck here over the winter. In the spring, Packer showed up down in Saguache, with a little money. About three days later, a couple of Utes showed up and told people that they had come across the remains of 7 dead white men in a valley west of Cochetopa. The sheriff followed the Utes back to the Lake Fork Valley and found 7 dead, partially butchered, men.
Long story - eventually, Packer was arrested (it was much later) and tried right here in our Hinsdale County Courtroom. He was sentenced to be hung, but he wasn't. After he'd been in prison in Denver for at least 20 years, Polly Pry, the woman journalist, got interested in his case and got him released.
The question has never been settled. Packer said that another of the group killed the rest while he was out trying to find game. Packer said he came back and fought with the murderer, and killed him. Some evidence suggests that might be so. But some suggests Al killed them all and ate them over the winter.
The remains of the 7 have been disinterred twice by forensic anthropologists. They can't reach a conclusion.
Were you talking revolution?
NTodd
Close. We had a lilly white, blonde, blue eyed table of 10 sitting accross from us, with kids. We were VERY careful of our language and respectful of the staff. But we did make our BOOSH bashes. G-Rated.
Someone needs to look into the grades and do a year by year comparison and then the totals. Now it is just oranges (Kerry's first year) and apples (Bush's 3 year avg).
We were VERY careful of our language and respectful of the staff.
That was your mistake. Cops always suspect friendly drivers of being drunk--so do waitstaff.
kent,
Mayb e not the whole phrase. But I'm frankly stunned that no one has ever called me "Hersites" before. I've figured it was inevitable for a while now.
Anyway, Packer led them in here, and they got stuck here over the winter.
Tena - Is this the legendery story that goes: there were 7 Democrats in the county and Packer ate all of them?
agave,
Where, city and establishment?
In Louiville. Mom and pop Italian joint. The area I live in is quite liberal, as the town at large is. I cannot tell you how shocked we were. None of us were drunk, obnoxious or abusive to staff. We even left the waiter a great tip, against my objection. I smell irrational wingnuttery at work here.
So...pass the popcorn and when does the Nuremburg Trials begin? Or do we go to the Hague now?
Now's a dangerous time, Elaine, especially if Conyers is successful with his hearings.
I anticipate a major terrorist attack somewhere soon, something to bring out Patriot 2 in full force.
If they don't declare martial law, the whole lot of them, Bu$hie, Rummy, Dick, and Condi will end up at the Hague and in prison.
And most of the others like Scalia will end up in prison here for their corruption.
Something like a declaration of martial law and a military coup would be the only way to stop it, and like Venezuela, only an activist public can stop it.
Everyone that isn't aware of what's going on must be made aware of the crimes of Bu$hCo.
so do waitstaff.
NTodd
I'm calling respectfull BS
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That was your mistake. Cops always suspect friendly drivers of being drunk--so do waitstaff.
NTodd
GD, muther fucker! From now on I'm gonna git kicked out for CAUSE! Bitch!
YES. Wapo report is up.
Go to washingtonpost.com. It is on the front page.
Memo: U.S. Lacked Full Iraq Plan
Advisers to Blair Predicted Instability
By Walter Pincus
Washington Post Staff Writer
Sunday, June 12, 2005; Page A01
A briefing paper prepared for British Prime Minister Tony Blair and his top advisers eight months before the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq concluded that the U.S. military was not preparing adequately for what the British memo predicted would be a "protracted and costly" postwar occupation of that country.
The eight-page memo, written in advance of a July 23, 2002, Downing Street meeting on Iraq, provides new insights into how senior British officials saw a Bush administration decision to go to war as inevitable, and realized more clearly than their American counterparts the potential for the post-invasion instability that continues to plague Iraq.
More...
Hey Moonbats! Well I'm back from a Delicious Chinese Dinner and I just had to share what my wife and I's fortune cookies had to say.
Mine: A great day lies ahead in the not too distant future.
Wife's: Look to the next month for some pleasant surprises.
Of course the first thing that popped in my mind was BUSH IMPEACHED.
Hmmmmm... Foreshadowing? Didn't say anything about the cabbage option though, Dangit!
Oh and there's a nearly deserted new thread upstairs.
ecoast - You got it! It's apocryphal, but the judge supposedly said, when he sentenced Packer:
Packer, you son of a bitch, there were only 8 Democrats in Hinsdale County and you ate 7 of them. I sentence you to be hung until you are dead, dead, dead.
Didn't happen. But all in all, it gives Hinsdale Co. a little excitement. The problem here is that this town has always been the less interesting/colorful of the San Juan mining towns. The oldest church on the western slope (Presby, GWPDA) is here; should give you a clue.
I'm calling respectfull BS
I was just kidding about the waitstaff part. Tho I've never done the job, my wife has, and being a road warrior I know which side my bread is buttered on, as it were, so I'm nice and tip way big.
But if I learned anything from 21 Jump Street, starring Johnny Depp, it's don't be overly friendly to cops. Be respectful, but concise.
Hey Moonbats! Well I'm back from a Delicious Chinese Dinner and I just had to share what my wife and I's fortune cookies had to say.
Mine: A great day lies ahead in the not too distant future.
Good news. But did they kick you out? That would be the sign of *good times.*
I smell irrational wingnuttery at work here.
bigvic
They must have overheard something rational.
I can't believe I'm not hated here.
Maybe I am and lust (not gonna retype that) don't know it yet.
When LC died, I kinna lost it.
I found myself in the backyard, railing at the top of my lounges.
Shit like "God let my LC die, and Jesus is gonna save me! Fuck you asshole xtians! There is no god you morons!"
We have not been fire bombed yet.
But maybe they just see that as some kinna redneck drunk shit they all do.
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Okay, now I read both reports, Sunday Times and Wapo. Without specifically saying it, they both refer to the same memo, i think. This was written in advance of the July 23, 02 meeting (Downing Street Minutes meeting).
Wapo's Pincus says he got the stuff from Sunday Times guy, Michael Smith.
Interestingly, they emphasize different aspects of the memo. Pincus writes about Brits' concern that there is no post-war planning from US guys and Smith writes that Brits were concerned that they would be dragged into war, whether the minsters agree or not, since US is going to use Uk bases in Cyprus and Diego Garcia anyways.
So apparently, Wapo and Times had an understanding that they would share the leaked memos, write different aspects and do it the same day, for maximum impact. Good plan.
Pincus then goes off and writes about 2 more memos - Ambassador David Mannning's memo on his mtg with Condi Rice and UK Foreign Sec ack Straw's memo.
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