I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Hammerhead, Who's Monaghan?
Will they all stay inside the town and never come out?
El Segundo.
-Billy the Mountain
I think maybe the happy couple is about to be chomped...
Ooo, SharkVision!
Sounds like a good place to start a motorcycle gang, if you ask me.
this is the same guy who is funding Nova Southeastern University.
I wonder if they'll be saying Mass in Latin?
Will these sheets allow me to post like I should be able to?
Hunter Tylo is pretty damn creepy-looking...
If you thought Monaghan's pizza was shitty, wait til you experience the bland, bitter, unpalatable taste of his New Society.
Chris was saying yesterday that he was going to open House of Porn Supercenter right outside the city limits. Figures he'll make a fortune.
banal sexual innuendo
His pizzas suck.
Anyway repost.
Triumph at Michael Jackson's trial.
"I'm just a biologist"
WTF as that opening scene with the scientists?
Mansharks?
Why must it always be the worst among us who are full of a passionate intensity?
I can't stand these people and I've asked Dad to continue making at least one of their children loudly rebellious and highly sexually precocious...
stem cells...how topical
And a liquor supermaket and a pharmacy that dispenses the morning after pill.
Just one scientist. The rest are all suits.
Does the cinematography here seem to be trying a little too hard?
As echnide said, its Iran with a few details changed.
sorry, I meant Ave Maria, not Nova Southeastern.
also, Baron Collier is part of the Collier family empire, the one that got the multimillions for mineral rights on their land, something the GAO claimed was not so good for the taxpayers, given the overvaluation (and lack of valuation, in some cases) the deal represented.
big GOP contributors, naturally. have a whole county named after them.
Actually, I wish they'd go buy an island somewhere and set up their own little utopia with churches everywhere, no porn, and no contraceptives. I wish they'd all move there. I wish them much joy. And I wish they'd leave me alone.
Who the hell is King???
Chris--in the House of Porn Superstore, are you going to have peep shows? Live dancers? Or are you going to be running the nudie bar on the county line as well?
We’re going to control all the commercial real estate, so there’s not going to be any pornography sold in this town.
Thank god we can get JUGS XXX online!
Oooo Nipples!
Wheres the FCC?
Why can't they take over a few states, heck why doesn't he buy a small country for them, they can call it Monaghanalandia...or somethin'
I'm pretty sure that whatever they're doing with that girl is unethical...
Am thinking shark food.
Chick in her underwear, about to be eaten.
Maybe Monaghan should name it "Catholic Colorado City"?
Wow! That was scary! Look at all those teeth!
Its a LAND SHARK!!!
Wow! That was scary! Look at all those bags!
A new breed of human!
Land shark!
Oooo Nipples!"
i'd do her.
Evening Moonbats,
Ahhhh, another free society built in Florida. The nuts just love their fellow man. At least that keeps them away from the rest of us free thinkers, I suppose.
Don't second-guess the mad scientist, Igor!
What a fucking embarrassment he is.
Pizza King turned pimple on the face of America.
Look at all those bags!
its OK, I've noticed that in movies like this bags never weight more than 3 lbs each.
"Wow! That was scary!"
I was thinking the acting was, yes.
WHOA!
Me thinks Scifi is going to hear from the FCC.
Sallyh, all that, and MORE!
Actually, I wish they'd go buy an island somewhere and set up their own little utopia with churches everywhere, no porn, and no contraceptives. I wish they'd all move there. I wish them much joy. And I wish they'd leave me alone.
Yes, but that would entail "consequences". And like calories, winguts seem to think if no one sees you, they don't count. Which would make their "Christian utopia" one of the most sick, deviant places to live in the country.
Do we have any idea where these women came from? Are they clones?
Eli, they're torturing the babe. Love that fake blood!
Chick in her underwear, about to be eaten.
Sounds like a porn movie...
CHUCKY!
I like how they don't even bother to knock her out first...
Not to mention the Huge Gay and Lesbian Emporium!
That is one fucking ugly baby.
Bloody landshark-baby!
Apparently still unstable, tho. How can he tell that by sight, I wonder.
Sounds like a porn movie...
Its bordering on pornographic so far.
Ahhhh, another free society built in Florida.
There's no fucking way I'm going within a inch of the place as a permanent residence.
New Yorkers might look elsewhere?
Damn, there are nipples? Maybe I should go back downstairs and turn on the teevee.
baby with a tail..always a bad omen..
Chris--how about a pay by the hour motel, but nice? You know, where the sheets get washed.
What do you want to bet the house of porn would be wildly popular with the segregated Catholics when they "run out for a pack of cigarettes" or what-not?
Oh, please - Monaghan the Religious Fanatic.
Mr. "I was adopted so women shouldn't be allowed to control their own wombs."
What a dickhead. Talk about priest-ridden.
And his pizza sucks - might as well thrown away the pizza and eat the box!
It's always the ones that are so concerned with everyone elses morals that are the worst offenders of the moral *code*
Bigvic--Chris is gonna be a millionaire.
he needs to have 'security cameras' everywhere. Well hidden, of course.
Monaghan's one of these Opus Dei assholes.
I'll bet he creamed in his pants when Benny Da Rat was proclaimed PopenFuhrer.
Hey, people can believe what they want, but when they start trying to force those beliefs on me, I don't like it!
"run out for a pack of cigarettes" or what-not?
bigvic"
you need smokes, bigvic? I'll get 'em for ya..
baby with a tail..always a bad omen..
Does it have a birthmark that says '616' (or '666' if you're a traditionalist)?
NTodd--hunter Tylo and a blonde babe in this. Why aren't you in front of the TV???
Oh, Sallyh, you are a genius! I never thought of that.
But of course. Sell 'em the porn, the liqour and a place to sate their passions.
Plus the morning after pill for the next day.
he needs to have 'security cameras' everywhere. Well hidden, of course.
Like those webcams I've heard about on the internets? Something about dorm rooms, IIRC...
whoa, what a babe!
Like the jeeps? I got then at the Jurassic Park bankruptcy sale!
That was THE most viscious carnivorous plant I've ever seen.
Chris--gotta be a quality outfit. And since these guys are Opus Dei, we should have the all you can eat prime rib buffet every Friday!
NTodd--hunter Tylo and a blonde babe in this. Why aren't you in front of the TV???
Damn it. Well, I've made my bed, so now I'd better lie in it. If only I weren't so sleepy.
Yes, FEAR my stylish John Waters pencil thin moustache!
Tom didn't mention where they were going to put the stocks and dunking stools.
I can't stand these people and I've asked Dad to continue making at least one of their children loudly rebellious and highly sexually precocious...
Jesus
And gay, JC...tell your dad not to forget gay!
That was THE most viscious carnivorous plant I've ever seen.
Damn, missed it.Hope they do it again.
Bigvic--Chris is gonna be a millionaire.
I hope he's looking for investors. .
Monaghan is takeing Colliers for a ride. every Catholic in Massachusetts knows the Florida towns to retire in are Boca, Del Ray, and if you have $, Palm Beach. it's a veritable Little Massachusett's down there. no kidding, nobody retires to Collier county.
Do my eyes deceive me, or are there two blonde babes in this thing?
Hope they do it again.
Nah, they won't.
Foreshadowing.
And his pizza sucks - might as well thrown away the pizza and eat the box!
He sucks.
Evidently, his pizza doesn't.
He was adopted and is on a mission to ...
make sure more end up as dysfunctional as he is.
Loverly.
Yes, FEAR my stylish John Waters pencil thin moustache!
Chris Tucker
Oooh -- he's giving GOOD mad scientist!
I'm waiting for the BWA HA HA HA!
Do my eyes deceive me, or are there two blonde babes in this thing?
I thought it was just the one. But there *is* a three-eyed pig!
Porno Luau!
Hubba Hubba!
Sharkbait gone wild!
Ummm.I just read the article.
Doen'nt that guy descrive a type of socialism or worse,communism?
Thats a pretty scary vision.I imagine its a prototype for this country.
Bigvic--Chris is gonna be a millionaire.
I hope he's looking for investors.
Hahahahaha. You bet. A lot of people will be taking up the evils of tobacco so the can get to the "what-not!" Heh.
And a liquor supermaket and a pharmacy that dispenses the morning after pill.
Chris Tucker
One suggestion tho, Chris. These are Catholics, not Southern Baptists. They'll have their own liquor store - it keeps the priests happy if nothing else.
"I hope he's looking for investors. ."
not only would I invest, I'd oversee the restaurant menus. Maybe Eli and NTodd would be willing to be in charge of interviewing the girls for the nudie bar.
Evening, Ripley. Pull up a chair, but watch out for the sharks. They nasty and hungry.
"I built a more powerful microscope.."
bwahahaha..
This is welcome because here in Kansas we're thirsty for any science lesson.
He was adopted and is on a mission to ...
make sure more end up as dysfunctional as he is.
Of course, no birth control, no abortions -> more unwanted children to be adopted by idiots like him.
Shark stems?
Maybe Eli and NTodd would be willing to be in charge of interviewing the girls for the nudie bar.
Please, we will run a family-friendly establishment like Hooters.
How did I know this was coming?
"The idea of Ave Maria coming to the Immokalee area — it was one of those things. You know, like God gives you a gift every once in a while," said Coletta, a genial man who keeps an alligator head, two mounted fish, and a George W. Bush action figure in his office.
They need to get their own planet and leave the rest of us in peace. Mars, bitch!
So just who is that guy trying to look like James Dean as the old Jett Rink at the end of "Giant"?
Oh boy.
That is one spectacular shark-man right there...
Alas, no shark tales for me, so I'll have to rely on the keen eye and lightning fingers of you all to keep me on the edge of my seat.
June 19, 2005
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/
art...1660300,00.html
British bombing raids were illegal, says Foreign Office
Michael Smith
A SHARP increase in British and American bombing raids on Iraq in the run-up to war “to put pressure on the regime” was illegal under international law, according to leaked Foreign Office legal advice.
The advice was first provided to senior ministers in March 2002. Two months later RAF and USAF jets began “spikes of activity” designed to goad Saddam Hussein into retaliating and giving the allies a pretext for war.
The Foreign Office advice shows military action to pressurise the regime was “not consistent with” UN law, despite American claims that it was.
The decision to provoke the Iraqis emerged in leaked minutes of a meeting between Tony Blair and his most senior advisers — the so-called Downing Street memo published by The Sunday Times shortly before the general election.
Democratic congressmen claimed last week the evidence it contains is grounds for impeaching President George Bush.
etc.
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Oops. Pesky laws.
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I'll show you! I'll show you ALL!
Maybe Eli and NTodd would be willing to be in charge of interviewing the girls for the nudie bar.
Please, we will run a family-friendly establishment like Hooters.
Speak for yourself, Puritanboy.
Eli ...
Go to the thread below and look @ prior A's post @ 9:35 ...
wish I had a pencil thin moustache!
The Boston blackie kind
Think Sharkman will refuse to eat his ex-fiancee?
not only would I invest, I'd oversee the restaurant menus. Maybe Eli and NTodd would be willing to be in charge of interviewing the girls for the nudie bar.
Sallyh, La Poissoniere
Hey! I'm a financial consultant. Maybe I can be CFO?
a genial man who keeps an alligator head, two mounted fish, and a George W. Bush action figure in his office.
argh, you people inspired me to turn this damn movie on.
John Waters Moustache guy is a bit of an inspiration - I think it'd be excellent if waters did make a shark attack movie.
Wow, the two topics on this thread are coming together beautifully. Indeed, I can't tell the difference between Opus Deiland and whatever bloodfest sex show people are live-blogging.
Cool!
Has the lady been impregnated yet, or was that just a misleading line in the teaser?
Go to the thread below and look @ prior A's post @ 9:35 ...
Oh dear...
Your AK-47 is a damned dependable assualt rifle.
Has the lady been impregnated yet, or was that just a misleading line in the teaser?
In light of Rostan's post, I just wanted to clarify that this query is about Hammerhead, not Wackoland.
Is there any reason to think Sharkman can't climb a ladder?
A SHARP increase in British and American bombing raids on Iraq in the run-up to war “to put pressure on the regime” was illegal under international law, according to leaked Foreign Office legal advice.
Bingo. This is the one that's gonna put 'em all in the Hague.
I dunno that Monoghanlandia is necessarily a bad thing. There are lots of towns that started out as outposts for one religion or another. There are little towns in Tennessee and Texas that were established by Swedish Lutherans, and my hometown started out as a Methodist Summer camp in the late 1860s.
I'd imagine they'd run into trouble if they restricted it to just Catholics, though. I can see other conservative religious types finding the place attractive.
On the other hand, con-rel types, like Church of Christers and WELS Lutherans, tend to think anyone who doesn't worship like them is going to hell, so maybe not.
Sheeit, WELSers would burn Catholics at the stake if they thought they could get away with it.
argh, you people inspired me to turn this damn movie on.
SUCKER!
Hah! A homolandshark says "what?"
pwn3d your fishy ass!
Your AK-47 is a damned dependable assualt rifle.
Yes, because it is more tolerant of foreign matter getting into the works. Kalashnikov designed it that way!
Oops. Pesky laws.
You know what?
If the Bush administration doesn't have to abide by the law, then neither do I.
Fuck you, georgie. You don't have a fucking clue what you have done.
Has the lady been impregnated yet, or was that just a misleading line in the teaser?
NTodd |
Yeah, but then he was all:
"Take her to the morgue..."
First time I ever had Hello-o-scan post while I was still typing.
Was going to say that I did not want to know about this guys fetishes.
If the Bush administration doesn't have to abide by the law, then neither do I.
What will we tell the chil...ah, never mind. They're prolly not going to inherit a nation of laws anyway so what does it matter?
Its always a bad omen when someone says...
"I created the perfect Organism"
Seems nothing good ever comes of it.
Wow - that community would either be the spookiest place on earth - kind of like the underground America that Jason Robards ran in A Boy and His Dog, or the inhabitants will be taking shots at each other from behind their parked cars in about 18 months. First they all have affairs with each others' wives.
Oh this could be fun. The Sherman Show, with a twist.
"Take her to the morgue..."
There's necro in this flick?
Its always a bad omen when someone says...
"I created the perfect Organism"
Seems nothing good ever comes of it.
Although if they drop a coupla letters, it's really not a bad thing at all...
Tribe wins 8th in a row! Yeah, now it's all shark, baby.
Ok, that's just frightening. If these people want to wall themselves off from the world, that's all well and good I suppose. The problem is when they expect to wall the rest of us off with them. That will only lead to bloodshed.
Please do us all a favor and get your asses somewhere away from this country.
Go buy a fucking island or something (picturing the Island of Dr. Moreau here).
The Foreign Office advice shows military action to pressurise the regime was “not consistent with” UN law, despite American claims that it was.
Since when did Bu$h ever think any law applied to him? Impeachment is too good for him. International War Crimes for him. They can return his contempt for international law against him by imposing a life sentence of HARD labor. That's HARD work.
smalfish - totally. That usually implies "perfect killing machine".
Although if they drop a coupla letters, it's really not a bad thing at all...
Your right,but I'm not all sure I was taking about the movie.
Sherman Show? I believe you mean the Truman Show.
"I hope that Paul's memories of Amelia will inspire him to mate..."
"I created the perfect Organism"
I'll bet you say that to all the girls.
Tribe wins 8th in a row!
Whoohoo! Too bad I can never see any games.
Although if they drop a coupla letters, it's really not a bad thing at all...
I was going to make a crack about that, but decided to try and be mature for once.
OK, freshmeat for Paul, once he gets through the chewy outer layer.
wait, I didn't see his face, but the voiceoover that was just on was done by the reanimator/every alien in stark trek star?
Will they all stay inside the town and never come out?
res ipsa loquitur - Well, they will send their high school football team, the Fighting BrothersinChrist out to do battle, and will inevitably come up against either the John Knox High School Marauding Zealots or the Chabad Crusading Cohens so ....
Paul the Shark Boy!
They're prolly not going to inherit a nation of laws anyway so what does it matter?
This, too, shall pass.
Fuck this administration.
Dude, you shot the boss's son. You are SO fired!
A SHARP increase in British and American bombing raids on Iraq in the run-up to war “to put pressure on the regime” was illegal under international law, according to leaked Foreign Office legal advice.
Bingo. This is the one that's gonna put 'em all in the Hague.
Blair, maybe. Bush doesn't believe in international law so therefore it does not exist.
It may be possible that Bush will get impeached and sent off to Crawford in disgrace,but I think there would be a lot of resistance to sending him to the Hague from many people who finally no longer wanted him as pResident.
Will Christian porn be outlawed?
The Cardinal Law naked boys choir was a hit in Boston.
Naked Christians being flogged by Roman soldiers.
Jesus learns the Kama Sutra.
The Jack Abramoff Micronesian girls camp providing anal treats.
wait, I didn't see his face, but the voiceoover that was just on was done by the reanimator/every alien in stark trek star?
John Waters Mustache is the inimitable Jeffrey Combs, from Reanimator & DS9.
whoa...#666 on the helicopter..
Get Out of THe Water!
A couple more narrow escapes and they'll be nakid.
Sharkboy, eat the whiney blonde first!
"My clothes are ruined, my hair is ruined, and I don't want to die.."
Okay, the boss's girlfriend may be cute, but I'm still rooting for her to get et first...
wait, I didn't see his face, but the voiceoover that was just on was done by the reanimator/every alien in stark trek star?
Atrios
Yeah, boss:
Jeffrey Combs
Hey, get the Opus Dei nuts their own little enclave? Fine by me. But...how they gonna keep anyone else out? Religious restrictive covenants - oh yeah, THAT will fly. Not.
I can see anyone sane not wanting to get within spitting distance of Looneyville, but there's plenty of variety in nuts. What if the next Madlyn Murray O'Hair decides that's exactly where she wants to live. Or - God (who/whatever he/she/it may or may not be) forbid, the dreaded Unitarian Jihad.
This has endless entertainment potential.
As fascinating as all the hammerhead talk is, I'm going to read a bit f Master and Commander and sack out. Sleep well and don't let the landsharks bite, y'all.
OK, I got sucked in, too. Please tell me that's not William Forsythe leading the party. He's such a great actor.
Well, I guess it's a paycheck.
Nooo!!! Don't kill Captain Woody!!!
Hunter Tylo is pretty damn creepy-looking...
Is that who that is? well you can't have bad SciFi without a prodigeous amount and variety of rack™
Way to steal the boat
Ahianne - This has endless entertainment potential.
That's just how I see it, too. A front row seat to the freak show - man, America has lost its fucking collective mind.
Sharkbait! We have sharkbait!
Since it looks like all the folks are on this thread, I have been instructed by my spouse, Chica Toxica, to say "greetings moonbats" to all the Atriots.
She is alive and well (and well-off line) mucking around caves in Asturias for the summer.
Apparently she has nicknamed some particularly lecherous spelunkers "eli" NTodd" and "Olaf". I don't know why.
Cheers,
Stupidest. Henchmen. Ever.
Shouldn't they really be doing "Smoke on the Water" about this time?
Dude, you blew up the boss's boat. You are SO fired!
Good night, NTodd.
Good night, all.
Good night, moon.
Here we go - not again, but Yet, Still, Now! I swear to Christ these people should be stopped because they have no bloody -timing-....
"New US move to spoil climate accord
Mark Townsend in New York
Sunday June 19, 2005
The Observer
Extraordinary efforts by the White House to scupper Britain's attempts to tackle global warming have been revealed in leaked US government documents obtained by The Observer.
These papers - part of the Bush administration's submission to the G8 action plan for Gleneagles next month - show how the United States, over the past two months, has been secretly undermining Tony Blair's proposals to tackle climate change.
The documents obtained by The Observer represent an attempt by the Bush administration to undermine completely the science of climate change and show that the US position has hardened during the G8 negotiations. They also reveal that the White House has withdrawn from a crucial United Nations commitment to stabilise greenhouse gas emissions.
The documents show that Washington officials:
· Removed all reference to the fact that climate change is a 'serious threat to human health and to ecosystems';
· Deleted any suggestion that global warming has already started;
· Expunged any suggestion that human activity was to blame for climate change.
Among the sentences removed was the following: 'Unless urgent action is taken, there will be a growing risk of adverse effects on economic development, human health and the natural environment, and of irreversible long-term changes to our climate and oceans.' ...."
Shouldn't they really be doing "Smoke on the Water" about this time?
a fire in the sky!
Man these guys truly could not hit a barn from three feet away with a handfull of sand.
My god, not even with scopes.
Apparently she has nicknamed some particularly lecherous spelunkers "eli" NTodd" and "Olaf". I don't know why.
Umm... I can't imagine.
Tell her we said hi, tho.
Stupidest. Henchmen. Ever.
Eli
They got C's at the Yale School Of Henching.
Please tell me that's not William Forsythe
Alas,the news is not good.Your image will be ruined forever.
Nooo!!! Not Random Nondescript Guy!!!
Bingo. This is the one that's gonna put 'em all in the Hague.
Blair, maybe. Bush doesn't believe in international law so therefore it does not exist.
It may be possible that Bush will get impeached and sent off to Crawford in disgrace,but I think there would be a lot of resistance to sending him to the Hague
That rat bastard and his insane minions have sunk our country's standing in the world for the rest of our liftimes at least. Maybe forever. That stupid, petty, arrogant little man is 100% wrong about everything.
ak-47s with scopes. very believable.
Bernie, Boss, and Trophy Girl all dead-dead-dead.
Oh, boy! Satan AND Tornadoes!
Primo cheese!
The documents obtained by The Observer represent an attempt by the Bush administration to undermine completely the science of climate change and show that the US position has hardened during the G8 negotiations.
"Since it looks like all the folks are on this thread, I have been instructed by my spouse, Chica Toxica, to say "greetings moonbats" to all the Atriots."
lucky guy. tell he we says hi..
Rostan
Welcome friend and send CT some love when you next communicate. Good advice to be watching out for those leacherous characters.
BTW this movie is worse than expected, but it is nice to see our host jumping in the fray.
And to think that this madness may have started with the invasion of the body snatchers, (waving at GWPDA)
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Eli,
No worries, Chica (Nieves) means it all in good fun. You guys make her laugh and laugh while she is online (procrastinating from all her other toxic duties).
Democratic congressmen claimed last week the evidence it contains is grounds for impeaching President George Bush.
I think what is required for the DSM memo story to finally go truly nuclear over here is for it take Blair out first. Then smug fucks like Dana Milbank and the rest of the beltway whores will no longer be able to rationalize it away, particular if Tony ends up in the dock for war crimes.
Ciao, pie - sweetest of dreams.
"Bernie, Boss, and Trophy Girl all dead-dead-dead."
I consider this one of the movie's strong points.
No worries, Chica (Nieves) means it all in good fun. You guys make her laugh and laugh while she is online (procrastinating from all her other toxic duties).
Well, you know. Somebody has to.
I think that I need H F R, for some reason the need just *magically* appeared in my head.
That and Ziggurat climbing.
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GWPDA,
The good news is that this was leaked BEFORE the meetings and Blair will have no excuse whatsoever to play poodle this time.
Extraordinary efforts by the White House to scupper Britain's attempts to tackle global warming have been revealed in leaked US government documents obtained by The Observer.
He's trying to re-write science to a group who lives in reality and this won't fly. Bush is a moron of the highest order.
WTF??? Boss-Man gone completely nuts?
Oh. God. These. Shoes. Are. Ruined.
Chris--it's gonna be a don't miss!
Killer kudzu!
"oh God these shoes are ruined,"
honey I'm thinking that it is the least of yer problems.
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Rostan - do please tell your insanely beautiful wife Hello from me.
Bondage vines?
What kind of swinging island IS this place?
Ooo, sweet! It's the old Evil Dead tree-rape trick!
Your image will be ruined forever.
Eh. I tend to take the British outlook on these things: Working is better than not working. Olivier was one of the greatest actors of all time, but he appeared in plenty o' cheese.
Weren't no shame in his game.
Forsythe played Capone in a low-budget syndicated series 10 years ago, and it was great. He was really sexy in it, too, believe it or not.
Satan AND Tornadoes!
Isn't that redundant?
Is this a Fellini movie? I'm so confused...
Just for the halibut, I think Eel throw in a few fishy remarks, chums.
Random Nondescript Guy still has legs?
Not very good sharking there.
So when is someone going to explain how the head of the IT department used to be a Navy SEAL or something?
Random Nondescript Guy still has legs?
Just the one, but really, Sharkboy should have taken a lot more than that.
So are we staying on this thread or moving up one?
Dude, you are SO hardcore!
Stealing his gear as he's dying.
Eli--it seems they're teasing you--you can almost see under her dress.
"As long as we stay away from the water...."
Obviously did not get the memo --- LANDSHARK
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Trophy Girl is seriously one of the worst actresses I have ever seen, even on a Sci-Fi movie. Except maybe the bimbo in the Amazon killer bees movie who went all crazy on the bees with the fire extinguisher...
"sharks don't walk on dry land"
not yet.
SHut up liberals, you are doomed! We are taking our country back and YOU CAN'T TAKE IT! No more government subsidized faggotry, baby killing, and persecution of Godly people. The Lord's justice, Freedom of Markets and no more criticism of our president while we are at war.
Eli--it seems they're teasing you--you can almost see under her dress.
Why does Sci-Fi Channel hate America???
Betwixt LANDSHARK, and Helicoptors how can a body survive?
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"sharks don't walk on dry land"
Beware evil bombs from overhaed.
I dunno. Are we sharking upstairs or downstairs?
The way they do these scenes you'd think they have an audience jam packed with adolescent boys.
Oh wait...
Kept her shoes, though!
Forsythe played Capone in a low-budget syndicated series 10 years ago, and it was great.
Wasn't that the new Untouchables series? I loved it.
Later for Bossman and Trophy Girl.
Betwixt LANDSHARK, and Helicoptors how can a body survive?
That's why it's so important to stick together!
He's trying to re-write science to a group who lives in reality and this won't fly. Bush is a moron of the highest order.
Bush has also got virtually everything he has ever wanted throughout his life. Look at him with Social Security. The lower the polls go the more he thinks that if he just gets out and tells enough handpicked audiences how wonderful his ideas are that they will be accepted. He thinks that if he just shows up and says that global warming is not happening the other members of the G8 will all bow down and yield to his great wisdom.
ah fuck, he ate the sun dress chick...she was the hottest one..all downhill from here
He was adopted and is on a mission to ...
make sure more end up as dysfunctional as he is.
Of course, no birth control, no abortions -> more unwanted children to be adopted by idiots like him.
____league |
And he is so proud of his Catholic education.
I wonder how much of that education consisted of being fucked up the ass.
That's why it's so important to stick together!
Yes, the Buddy System™
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"i'm starting to get pissed"...bwahahaha.
He wasn't *that* gone, oh well another redshirt bites the dust.
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SHut up liberals, you are doomed!
clap louder.
pie:
Domino's pizza DOES suck.
It's awful!
I would never spend a dime of my money on it, but I have heard reports about how bad it is.
I've told everyone I know about what a douchebag Monaghan is.
The domino on the logo has something to do with the Holy Trinity, I'm told.
PUH-leese!
SHut up liberals, you are doomed!
Oh crap, is there a landshark behind us?
the upper thread is filling up with trolls
Kept her shoes, though!
never let it be said that LANDSHARK™ does not have excellent taste in shoes.
he'll bust them out at the LANDSHARK™ ball.
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"That's insane"
We're dealing with a mad scientist.
Oh my God, it's full of corpses!
I live in a place that's 80% Catholic, but no one ever goes to Church. In fact, they don't get married, they just live together. It's called Quebec.
Problem with nitrogen? hmmmmmmmmmmmm
"we may have found this things weekness"
Now what did Forsythe do to earn a spot in this fine piece of cinema?
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SHut up liberals, you are doomed!
Whatever - keep on beatin' the meat, slappy!
The wife'll dig those shoes!
OK he's gonna pick up the shoes later.
I swear.
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That dude on fire sounded like Ricky Ricardo.
WHats up!
Burning down the house!
Bush Sucks: "We are taking our country back and YOU CAN'T TAKE IT!"
I love it when trolls TALK tough.
That's ALL they CAN do is TALK.
Whatever - keep on beatin' the meat, slappy!
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Now what did Forsythe do to earn a spot in this fine piece of cinema?
They asked him, probably. Man knows how to get paid. He didn't even get in shape for this one.
COuld it be? Could we see the Landhark esplode?
Oh, dear God, let him blow up good. Let him blow up REAL good!
Oh, dear God, let him blow up good. Let him blow up REAL good!
IIRC That has been the solution to all of todays problems with monsters, I doubt they'll deviate from the script.
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How do you kill a 100-foot snake?
Get a bigger snake!
BOA VS PYTHON.
I would never spend a dime of my money on it, but I have heard reports about how bad it is.
Yeah? Then how did this poor slob accumulate his fortune?
Violent content? Where?
I don't think the henchman have fully bought into the landshark-eating-people regime...
Warning, this film contains a shitload of bad acting.
Jeffrey Combs really likes hammerheads.
Violent content? Where?
It means to not eat before you view.You may be violently ill.
I hope to hell salylh is taking note I'm watching this p.o.s...
It's because your son's a pussy, that's why they're still alive.
I like the random shots of fish while he's ranting about hammerheads...
I don't think the henchman have fully bought into the landshark-eating-people regime...
And I am not sure that their marksmanship is gonna save them, just sayin.
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Just look at how Monaghan ran the Detroit Tigers franchise into the ground during his ownership. That's what he'll do in Florida.
ok, rear screen is always a bad sign. makes flying hammerheads so believable.
Wasn't that the new Untouchables series? I loved it.
Yes. Yes, it was. I'm not seeing this excrement on his IMDB resume, though.
I'm switching over to TCM for Arachnophobia now. Had enough landshark punishment.
Did they not see the Landshark Crossing sign?
Stupid henchmen.
OK, trying to kill the boss's son is NOT a good career choice.
Just saying.
"i'll triple your salary, just bring them in"
haha
I think Russian not-quite-babe is toast...
Man, was *that* stupid.
You fucking douche, where'd you learn to drive?
George ,George.King of the jungle...WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!
werent they just a few minutes ago fearful of water?
Boss guy obviously did not see the tree crossing sign.
"I said helicoptors not jeeps"
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I can't stand these people and I've asked Dad to continue making at least one of their children loudly rebellious and highly sexually precocious...
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Thanks, Jesus.
By the way, Your Mom called -- she's really ticked about their naming a highly misogynistic place after her, but she's kinda happy that they're wasting so much money on something that will be of less use to them than, say, another FOX-style TV channel.
I think Russian not-quite-babe is toast...
didn't see that one coming...............
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Now,Do you think that vehicle got picked up after filming was finished?
Hi, there. I'm Paul.
"It's too late"..
Oops, was on the wrong thread. Wondering how many times they could blow up the same jeep...
IGOR! Stop painting the dead chicks toenails!
Hi, there. I'm Paul.
Chris Tucker
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
"He's been out too long"? Wha?
It itches! Help me!!!
someone up a bit was talking about worse actress ever, I think we have a new winner.
"not the water"
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Guess they don't have to worry about the itching now.
Gentlesharks really *do* prefer blondes.
someone up a bit was talking about worse actress ever, I think we have a new winner.
No, the first blonde is still far & away the winner.
Has anyone read The Time Traveler's Wife
Big Daddy Mars would love it.
So much for Other Blonde Chick.
Somehow I knew that Forsythe and Tylo
were gonna be the only ones to make it out alive --- after they blow the Sharksquito to smithereens.
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down to 3....now, they'll need to get off the island in a helicopter, but only 1 can fly it...the girl can't die nor the pilot...that leaves...OH NOOOOO!!!!!!
Now of course jdw does have a point, but my money is on her pulling a "Trinity"
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In hindsight, mud would have been a better idea.
down to 3....now, they'll need to get off the island in a helicopter, but only 1 can fly it...the girl can't die nor the pilot...that leaves...OH NOOOOO!!!!!!
Nah, I wouldn't count on it. IT Guy clearly has some kind of background he's not letting on to. Or maybe Grumpy Henchman wants out, too.
Isn't that Kevin Drum in that Century 21 commercial?
Now of course jdw does have a point, but my money is on her pulling a "Trinity"
maybe, or maybe the pilot will die, after he shows the other guy how to operate it...he seems to be a quick study...
So much for Other Blonde Chick.
Oh man,I had to step away....Did she get offed?
No, the first blonde is still far & away the winner.
I'll have to take yer word for it, was chatting with an old friend for the first hour of this atrocity.
Really? she had to be really really bad, Tammy Faye bad.
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Is'nt that the same island as Jurrasic Park?
Really? she had to be really really bad, Tammy Faye bad.
She. Had. No. Inflection. On. Her. Words.
Does the Fat scientist think he's gonna get his fingers back?
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here sharky sharky...
chum isn't going to do it for Paul now, me thinks.
Really? she had to be really really bad, Tammy Faye bad.
Dam!
No she was'nt THAT bad.
Oh, look! Drums and drums of toxic waste?
You know me, Paul. I'm, your chum!
WHY would Sharkboy be hungry?
And how would "bringing him in" *ever* have worked?
I see, his plan was to join the fingers, reassemble himself and take the shark over from the inside.
very tricky.
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holy shit, this scientist is like santorum..talking to a fetus..
You cannot tell me IT Guy is not ex-military.
WHY would Sharkboy be hungry?
And how would "bringing him in" *ever* have worked?
stop ruining it! stop it, or they'll rvert to rear screen projection.
holy shit, this scientist is like santorum..talking to a fetus..
I'm waiting for the Santorum biopic: Fetal Attraction.
"we have a situation..."
Isn't that Kevin Drum in that Century 21 commercial?
I thought I recognised that guy from somewhere.
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"He killed Krause... but he did it with purpose!"
Bad touch!
Help wanted: One Igor. Must have deformity, self-starter, willing to please.
(actually, I thought he killed Krause with a landshark, but what do I know...)
This is too funny, guys... it's like I'm watching two movies at the same time! (Dead Ringers plus whatever Hammerhead business you all are enjoying...)
Help wanted: One Igor. Must have deformity, self-starter, willing to please.
Just be careful - the censors crack down on if you have too much Igor.
Love how th egood guys shoot once or twice and the bad guys are dead.But the bad guys shoot dozens and dont hit shit.
The charge of the swiftboat brigade. ripping of the old Kerry tactic of turning the boats into the ambush
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Blowed up REAL good!
"I can fly that thing, no problem"
Love how th egood guys shoot once or twice and the bad guys are dead.But the bad guys shoot dozens and dont hit shit.
Oh yeah, that totally never happens in movies...
I am *still* weirded out by the Hunter Tylo...
That rat bastard and his insane minions have sunk our country's standing in the world for the rest of our liftimes at least. Maybe forever. That stupid, petty, arrogant little man is 100% wrong about everything.
Also known as the ShitMidasTouch™
Uh ohh.Gas tanker in harms way!
I see a big old fuel truck....
Y'know this thing must really suck. It appears you guys have lost sallyh....
We can't leave without Ninja IT Guy!
YA BABY!
I have always marvelled at the hiding behind fuel container in a gunfight tactic.
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IT guy doesn't have your typical romantic lead look. , I must say.
Um, do we know where Mad Scientist got his funding, BTW?
No escape ...No surrender!
If they can't hit that big ass hanging outta that chopper, they can't hit shit.
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a seemingly endless supply of bullets is the gap of all gaps.
those clips never need to be changed, ever. pretty impressive engineering.
Um, do we know where Mad Scientist got his funding, BTW?
ANd I havent seen much in the way of "background story" either.
Must be comming.
a seemingly endless supply of bullets is the gap of all gaps.
those clips never need to be changed, ever. pretty impressive engineering.
The mad scientist also developed a device to distill bullets out of nitrogen and oxygen.
Um, do we know where Mad Scientist got his funding, BTW?
never underestimate the power of an NIH grant.
I'm think Sallyh may be upstairs battling trolls. I peeked in earlier. Nearly illiterate asshole not really worth her while.
Which reminds me: Nitrogen is Sharkboy's weakness! So they just need to, um... Well, I'm not sure, really.
The League of Calamitous Intent has a credit union. That's where he got his venture capital.
I am happy happy happy that Ibrahim is coming home manana. seven days away too many.
never underestimate the power of an NIH grant.
Awesome. I've been wanting my own private army for quite some time now.
Also known as the ShitMidasTouch™
I've always preferred the french version
"the Merde-is Touch"
Eli,
We should write the next bad SciFi movie, something about a mutant donkey winning the Kentucky derby (just the backstory).
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We should write the next bad SciFi movie, something about a mutant donkey winning the Kentucky derby (just the backstory).
And then eating all the spectators afterwards.
I wonder, is the Legion of Substitute Trolls the minors for the League of Calamitous Intent?
Thanks, Atrios 
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SCIENCE!
"Which reminds me: Nitrogen is Sharkboy's weakness! So they just need to, um... Well, I'm not sure, really."
The fertilizer plant, obviously..
SCIENCE!
This movie just proves that all science is evil!
WHo knew breast implant fluid was red?
And then eating all the spectators afterwards.
YESSSSSSSS, but only after they freeze in horror as he consumes all of the thouroubred competitors.
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And then eating all the spectators afterwards.
Eli
Nonono....just the big-ass ugly hats the wimmin wear.
echidne,
that was a really cool post on The American Street. the Hard Hat Jesus was the perfect spot illo to go with some great writing.
This movie just proves that all science is evil!
I was just thinking that...
Scientist = evil liberals.
Good guys = patriotic cons.
Who knew the directors were neocons?
Ugg.
I think I just threw up in my throat.
Let me retract that.
"this isn't about money"
Ahhhhhhhh Love, ain't it sweet.
"I remember cutting grass with my father"
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Whoa, Mad Scientist just turned into Proust for a second there...
"my son will remember you when he smells you"...
"for that, I need a womb"
Um, how *did* they get Sharky back into the tank???
Well it just *had* to get kinky.
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I.T. guy better make an appearance soon.
OMG! She has to have sex with the shark!
What a drag, losing server during liveblogging.
Um, how *did* they get Sharky back into the tank???
Eli
Dunno. Missed that.
Y'all, Hammerhead is so cheesy, they didn't even bother to fill in the cast on IMDB. That's why it didn't show up on Forsythe's listing.
Good for him.
Oh, and back on topic, utopian communities were quite common in the 19th century. Most of them didn't pan out so well, but survived as regular towns. Here's another one, Rugby, TN.
I.T. guy better make an appearance soon.
He's working on the Nitrogen solution™ he'll be back soon enough.
I'll always remember him as "raising Arizona guy" though. as I missed his turn as an IT guy
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Smalfish--didn't you know? All of us in science are EVIL, I tell you, EVIL!
just ask Chimpy if you don't believe it. Apparently, the only guys with ethics wear business suits.
He's working on the Nitrogen solution™ he'll be back soon enough.
I'll always remember him as "raising Arizona guy" though. as I missed his turn as an IT guy
Yeah, maybe he's making Special Nitrogen Bullets.
And his character is supposedly the head of the IT department.
the IT guy fixing up the boat/nitrogen serve well as backstory-exposition cutaways.
this is too depressing, please end soon.
Is that liquid Tidy Bowl?
He's going to kill the landshark with Liquid Plumr?
And his character is supposedly the head of the IT department.
A Renaissance man by any other name.
Ahhh here we go, Nitrogen bullet making.
Now for some LANDSHARK on creepy RACK porn.
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calling Irving Klaw. Irving KLaw to the white courtesy phone.
Night trojan
Too bad NTodd didn't stay up. She's like nearly naked. That tube is kinky, too.
this is too depressing, please end soon.
Noooooooooo.
This is GOLD!
ke left her freaking panties on? what kinda shorts are those?
"If I kew you were a virgin, I'd have taken my time."
"f I knew would take your time, I'd have taken off my panties."
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"what are you doing"
Date Rape Drugging
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Does anyone here think that *their* dad would do this for them?
And would they still eat him?
Nice cleavage shots tho.
THis movie does have some good characteristics.
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Biting the hand that feeds, and the rest of it --------------priceless.
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It's like shooting landsharks in a barrel...
Say what you will, it did deliver a underwear finale.
That's it? He didn't esplode god at all!
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Liquid nitrogen the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems.
/homer
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That BITCH can shoot!
This is kinda like Alien 4 now...
Where did she get the clothes?
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It might just be me, but shooting blindly in a laboratory might not be such a good idea.
but if yer sure there will be a shockwaveless explosion, OK
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THe End???
what a super love story. absolutely super.
Paul is dead.
wait wait, maybe
The meaty I.T. guy is gonna SCORE tonight!
what the fuck kinda ending was that!!!
what the fuck kinda ending was that!!!
Same as it ever was.
What a drag, losing server during liveblogging.
Sallyh
I wondered what happened to you. I thought maybe this one was too bad even for your tastes.
Glad to know you're hanging in there.
but if yer sure there will be a shockwaveless explosion, OK
No shit.
Paul is dead.
wait wait, maybe
Yeah, you can tell 'cuz he's barefoot on the cover of that album with Maxwell's Silver Hammerhead on it.
"It's like shooting landsharks in a barrel...
Eli"
lmao
that and the morman underwear...
It was a SciFi Films Original Production Ending!
sallyh: i did it for you, babe. you better put out
I did think the cage was a cool idea for sex with a landshark.
Yeah, you can tell 'cuz he's barefoot on the cover of that album with Maxwell's Silver Hammerhead on it.
Eli
Eli.....
If you play it backwards, you can hear John saying, "I filleted paul!"
well, the movie was cheesy, but the company was stellar.
night to one and all. tommorrow Ibrahim returns home (bearing Kuwaiti oil, I hear) and I will be normal once again.
and now, let the beatings continue!
Eli.....
Hmmm?
Oh ya.He's got a gun,but insead of shooting he beans the shark over the head...Good way to git yerself killed sonny.
What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form and moving, how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension, how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals!
If only willy had seen this movie, he might have changed his tune.
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"I did think the cage was a cool idea for sex with a landshark.
smalfish"
yeah what the fuck was that for? It's a freaking landshark...why they gotta do it under water?
If only willy had seen this movie, he might have changed his tune.
Maybe he would have just changed "man" to "hammerhead".
Maybe he would have just changed "man" to "hammerhead".
I would like to think "HammerheadManquito" or for simplicity
"WalkingTeeth", cause he'd have been clued into indian naming schemes.
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Hmmm?
Eli
I've unilaterally extended "blame it all on Eli day" thru next Tuesday.
well, it was fun folks...it's hard to come down after such scintillating cinema, but for the heart of salyh i perservered...
gotta go drink some nyquil...
but for the heart of salyh i perservered...
And you did some fine work, soldier, sleep well
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Nice name for the ship, so how exactly did you end up on a boat to nowhere in handcuffs?
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Can I ask what you folks are watching?
I'm think Sallyh may be upstairs battling trolls. I peeked in earlier. Nearly illiterate asshole not really worth her while.
stencil
They're all illiterate assholes not worth our time.
There's this one moron calling itself "Bush Rocks" and all it does is post the same stupid thing over and over.
Terry C - if you haven't moved upstairs yet - they were watching Hammerhead Shark Frenzy on SciFi.
I want the gay bar franchise in the next town. With all those potential seminarians, I'll be one rich motherfucker.
I bet the high school girls will screw like porn stars.
As the hymn sez, there is a bomb in Gilead, FL.
"9.43": Allah pardon you! Why did you give them leave until those who spoke the truth had become manifest to you and you had known the liars?
-- The al-Quran
Of course it's in Florida
great idea. set up all of florida this way. get them all to move there. then put up one big f*cking wall, a couple razor-wired fences, a moat and lines of land mines. cut them off from the rest of the country so we can actually get back to being a great country once again.
A few years to congregate and we're one hurricane away from raising the national I.Q. 20 points.
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