Purity of Essence
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07.16.05 - 2:25 pm | #
Right-wing media hatchet man and former CBS News correspondent Bernard Goldberg is shilling his latest tome of venomous conservative rage, 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (and Al Franken Is #37). In it, Goldberg aims to protect American culture from the likes of supposed liberal icons such as Michael Moore, Jimmy Carter, Barbara Streisand and more.
While Goldberg has already been definitively bitch-slapped by the likes of Al Franken and Jon Stewart, the Avenging Angel is only too happy to pile on. Here is the Angry One's alternative to Goldberg's Top 100 Right-Wing Hate Fest:
How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh?
Uncle Smokes |
07.16.05 - 2:37 pm | #
Has anyone seen Katie? Her Scientology chaperone let her out of sight for just three seconds, and now we can't find her.
Oh, wait....there she is, rocking back and forth in the corner talking about how I'm the most wonderful man, and we'll always be in our honeymoon phase.
All praise be to Xenu.
The Original Tom Cruise Parody |
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07.16.05 - 2:37 pm | #
"I don't think it's fair to condemn a whole program just for one little slip up."
Matty J |
07.16.05 - 2:37 pm | #
what's love got ta to with it?
focus |
07.16.05 - 2:38 pm | #
If you do not attempt to name this kitten, the purity of your bodily fluids is in jeopardy.
rorschach |
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07.16.05 - 2:38 pm | #
Haha...i walked by the Church of Scientology in Times Square...creepy.
Matty J |
07.16.05 - 2:38 pm | #
Thanks for the birthday wishes on the previous thread.
As if in celebration, my 82 year old mother, freshly cleared to drive after her knee replacement surgery, went out and ran into a parked car. She wasn't hurt and didn't injure anyone else.
But there's another thing about getting older (QuiltLady, I'm fifty-three and catching up to you daily)... sooner or later you're probably going to get to deal with at least one parent who's losing/lost it.
This being a grownup isn't all it was cracked up to be, y'know?
SteveLG |
07.16.05 - 2:39 pm | #
All praise be to Xenu.
I'm not up on Scientology, so I had to find what this "Xenu" was.
I am greatly amused that someone to great lengths to demonstrate the utter bullshitositude of the tale:
I am greatly amused that someone to great lengths to demonstrate the utter bullshitositude of the tale
What Scientology is, is it addresses man as a spiritual being. Okay? And it gives people tools that they apply to their lives to improve conditions. And that is what it is.
If someone doesn't want to be a criminal anymore, I can give them tools that can better their life. You have no idea how many people want to know what Scientology is.
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07.16.05 - 2:44 pm | #
This being a grownup isn't all it was cracked up to be, y'know?
My Grandfather lived to be 90. In the final two years he kept having strokes, but nothing could keep him down.
In the end he was strapped to the hospital bed, because all he wanted to do was find his Cadillac and ride off into the sunset.
Uncle Smokes |
07.16.05 - 2:45 pm | #
If someone doesn't want to be a criminal anymore, I can give them tools that can better their life. You have no idea how many people want to know what Scientology is.
Indeed, Scientology has truly given us many tools.
Eli |
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07.16.05 - 2:45 pm | #
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
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07.16.05 - 2:47 pm | #
If someone doesn't want to be a criminal anymore, I can give them tools that can better their life.
So is anyone aware of Muffley's phone call to the Russian president being lifted wholesale from Bob Newhart? I understand Newhart was doing a similar routine at the time...
No, but Newhart pretty much *owned* the phone-call routine back in the day. I think the Sir Walter Raleigh one was my favorite...
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07.16.05 - 2:52 pm | #
I can no longer sit back and allow....
[puff]
Communist subversion, communist infiltration, communist indoctrination....
I would be surprised if someone of the status and experience of Peter Sellers had lifted it wholesale.
Matty J |
07.16.05 - 2:52 pm | #
Afternoon all.
My mother turned 84 yesterday. She is one incredible woman. Lives alone. Still works two days a week. Planted her garden again this past spring. Great cook. The only thing she doesn't do anymore is drive a night.
mer |
07.16.05 - 2:52 pm | #
"Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink water?"
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07.16.05 - 2:53 pm | #
So is anyone aware of Muffley's phone call to the Russian president being lifted wholesale from Bob Newhart? I understand Newhart was doing a similar routine at the time...
I would be surprised if someone of the status and experience of Peter Sellers had lifted it wholesale.
Matty J
It's not Sellers.
Anyway, though, Bob Newhart's 'comedy' makes my ass sore even when I'm standing up.
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07.16.05 - 2:54 pm | #
No, but Newhart pretty much *owned* the phone-call routine back in the day. I think the Sir Walter Raleigh one was my favorite...
Then there was Abe Lincoln's press agent, and Abner Doubleday pitching his new game of baseball to a skeptical game company executive.
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07.16.05 - 2:54 pm | #
Mer--kudos on your mom.
Spinoza was making very bad puns this morning, worthy in extremis of 'damn you, Spinoza!'
Sallyh |
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07.16.05 - 2:54 pm | #
"War is too important to be left to the generals," Clemenceau* famously said, and he acted on his theory: After becoming premier in 1917 at age seventy-six, he visited the front lines one day a week for the rest of the war. He cashiered many generals, made sure others obeyed orders to prepare defenses in depth, and balanced the demands of very different military commanders and balky coalition allies.
JDW--yes, dear, but you've got it where it counts
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07.16.05 - 2:57 pm | #
Speaking of classic movies tonight on TCM ... Invasion of the Body Snatchers, the 1953 original! You'll never fall asleep again ...
Jim Faith |
07.16.05 - 2:58 pm | #
"Our source was the New York Times."
Sallyh |
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07.16.05 - 2:58 pm | #
Speaking of humor (but not Bob Newhart), Garry Trudeau pretty well nails it in today's Doonesbury. Ain't all that funny ha-ha, more like funny-peculiar...check it out at www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/
xenocrates |
07.16.05 - 2:58 pm | #
Like I said, "Pod people!"
Uncle Smokes |
07.16.05 - 2:58 pm | #
Anyone got the heads up for tonight's Scifi original?
Sallyh |
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07.16.05 - 2:59 pm | #
Hi guys,
Hit and run here. Just heard on CNN that a huge bomb went off in Iraq killing at least 58 and untold number injured with extensive damage.
Freedom is on the march! In fact, there is a virtual explosion of freedom those in their last throes cannot ignore. Oy.
bigvic |
07.16.05 - 2:59 pm | #
We need a new Kubrick to make a movie that points out the insanity of this new post-cold-war era.
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07.16.05 - 3:00 pm | #
I would be surprised if someone of the status and experience of Peter Sellers had lifted it wholesale.
Happy birthday to mer's mom!
more like her please...
focus |
07.16.05 - 3:00 pm | #
Bigvic--that is indeed horrible news. And the beat goes on.
Sallyh |
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07.16.05 - 3:00 pm | #
The whole Doonesbury series of the past few days has been quite good.
Uncle Smokes |
07.16.05 - 3:00 pm | #
the original invasion owns the remake.
pretzelattack |
07.16.05 - 3:00 pm | #
"worthy of a 'damn you, Spinoza!'"
--Sallyh
Hi Sallyh, I'm not sure how that got started. I remember when I finally built up the nerve to post here, if I preceded spinoza, especially close to the beginning of a new thread, he started the "damn you" thing. I decided to reciprocate. I thought it was really funny. And I think he is terribly witty. I love the wit on this online magazine.
Sorry I missed brunch this morning. Sounded delightful.
mer |
07.16.05 - 3:01 pm | #
Freedom marching is hard work.
Uncle Smokes |
07.16.05 - 3:01 pm | #
Uncle Smokes--I have a soft spot for computer guys. I married one (Java architecht, works on GUIs and web services in his present incarnation).
"I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence."
Eli |
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07.16.05 - 3:06 pm | #
James Kroeger rails against those who want us to view China as our enemy:
"In yesterday’s New York Times a senior Chinese military official, Maj. Gen. Zhu Chenghu, was quoted as saying, “If the Americans draw their missiles and position-guided ammunition on to the target zone on China’s territory, I think we will have to respond with nuclear weapons.” Hawks on China are already waving this report around as ‘evidence’ that the Chinese are some kind of great threat to America and that we need to start preparing for war with them. This kind of talk makes me feel like the world I’m in is truly insane."
"The revelation that the Chinese would use nuclear weapons to defend themselves from an attack by the United States should be a surprise to no one. The single most important question we can ask right now is why should Americans be stupid enough get themselves involved in another country’s civil war? That’s precisely the mistake we made in the 1960’s, when we inserted ourselves into Viet Nam’s civil war. Great outcome. Why would we expect to fare any better inserting ourselves into a civil war that happens to involve the most populous nation on the planet?"
"America’s commitment to Taiwan has got to be one of the most profoundly stupid commitments that the American people have ever been “saddled with.” No vital American interest is served by our pledge to defend Taiwan’s present rebel government from attempts by Beijing to impose its sovereignty on them. We no longer have any rational reason to fear the “spread of Communism.” After all, the People’s Republic of China is communist in name, only. Their economy’s dynamism is driven by free enterprise and profit incentives. They might not have property laws that look anything like ours, but they are still free to obtain the right to use property to make themselves rich. With the success they’ve had with this approach, there is a zero percent chance that they would ever decide to follow the Stalinist model of economic organization."
"Why then should American leaders risk the lives of millions of American and Taiwanese and Chinese citizens? To help the inhabitants of Taiwan to avoid the nightmarish alternative of living in modern China? Nightmarish? Precisely what kind of horror would the Taiwanese people be subjected to if they were to simply submit to the political authority of Beijing? None, that I can see. It is a given that the Chinese people in Taiwan would have just as much autonomy as Hong Kong has experienced since 2000. There is no reason to believe that the insurrectionists in Taiwan would suffer in any material way if they were to submit to Beijing. Besides, life in China these days is pretty good because their economic future is looking very, very bright. Anyone who has a decent grasp of history should be able to see that democracy in mainland China is an inevitability, perhaps in the next couple of decades."
"Let’s just hope that maybe with some People Power we will be able to pressure the war-crazy lunatics in Congress to return to the realm of sanity."
As if in celebration, my 82 year old mother, freshly cleared to drive after her knee replacement surgery, went out and ran into a parked car. She wasn't hurt and didn't injure anyone else.
SteveLG - Good that your Mum wasn't hurt nor anyone else.
But you know, since she's allowed to drive, you might want to talk to her about becoming qualified again to run. Running is pretty hard on our joints and she might want to take a brush-up course at the Y - or maybe on a high school track....
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07.16.05 - 3:06 pm | #
Eli--what's on tap for the Scifi Original B-movie tonight?
Sallyh |
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07.16.05 - 3:06 pm | #
"grain alcohol and rain water."
two great tastes....
"You got your grain alcohol in my rainwater!"
"You got your rainwater in my grain alcohol!"
Eli |
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07.16.05 - 3:07 pm | #
Nothing better than geeks
hey, i represent that remark.
The commercial with the AmeriQuest mortgage specialist at the Rolling Stones concert truly captures the rebellious essence of rock and roll.
Thersites |
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07.16.05 - 3:09 pm | #
Eli--what's on tap for the Scifi Original B-movie tonight?
The Forsaken: While driving from L.A. to Florida, a movie editor picks up two hitchhikers who have been bitten by vampires and are trying to hunt down their attackers.
That’s precisely the mistake we made in the 1960’s, when we inserted ourselves into Viet Nam’s civil war. Great outcome
And precisely the mistake we made when we created/started the Iraqi civil war.
The outcome there is not and will not be too spiffy, either.
We Americans, as collective peoples, ain't none too bright.
Billy B |
07.16.05 - 3:13 pm | #
Eli--seriously sounds like crap. Lacks creatures. No cast devourage seems likely.
I'm still there - previews looked pretty entertaining.
That Mexican zombie movie worked out okay. Sort of.
Eli |
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07.16.05 - 3:13 pm | #
Shbinga--my daughter and I torture him appropriately
Sallyh |
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07.16.05 - 3:14 pm | #
The commercial with the AmeriQuest mortgage specialist at the Rolling Stones concert truly captures the rebellious essence of rock and roll.
...and General Motor's use of Iggy Pop's "Lust for Life" truly captures the heroin addict's love of fine automobiles.
Uncle Smokes |
07.16.05 - 3:14 pm | #
Eli--I didn't say I wouldn't watch
Sallyh |
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07.16.05 - 3:14 pm | #
Nothing better than geeks
Sallyh
yeah, I married one of them software types too. I always said the reason I fell in love was because at last I had met a man who could argue without fighting and give as good as he got.
QL in NY |
07.16.05 - 3:14 pm | #
Corporal Batguano...
if that really is your name.
Shbinga |
07.16.05 - 3:15 pm | #
QL--I love mine for his extreme intellect, his acerbic sense of humor, and his very tender heart.
Sallyh |
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07.16.05 - 3:15 pm | #
"the autodestruct mechanism got hit and blew itself up."
I'd never noticed that line before.
rorschach |
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07.16.05 - 3:16 pm | #
yeah, I married one of them software types too. I always said the reason I fell in love was because at last I had met a man who could argue without fighting and give as good as he got
...and can whisper sweet nothings in authentic Klingon...
Uncle Smokes |
07.16.05 - 3:16 pm | #
the original invasion owns the remake.
I'm one of those who actually likes the remake - esp. Leonard Nimoy as the pop psychologist author who eases so easily into a pod evangelist.
Hey, on the Judith F. Miller front, does anyone else buy into my theory that Cheney has already deposited mega millions into a Swiss bank account under her name, just waiting there collecting interest until she finishes doing her time for the *family*?
Jenny from the ßlog • |
07.16.05 - 3:18 pm | #
QL--I love mine for his extreme intellect, his acerbic sense of humor, and his very tender heart.
hmmm. my wife only keeps me around for the sex.
Shbinga |
07.16.05 - 3:18 pm | #
Uncle Smokes--mine doesn't know any Klingon, alas. But he's fluent in French
Sallyh |
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07.16.05 - 3:18 pm | #
Shbinga--well, that goes without saying
Sallyh |
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07.16.05 - 3:18 pm | #
From Uncle Smokes link, Robert Kennedy says:
The "Gang of Five" foundations that are huge repositories of industrial polluter money [the John.M Olin Foundation, the Sarah Scaife Foundation, the Castle Rock Foundation, the Charles G. Koch Charitable Foundation, and the Bradley Foundation] have been used to create think tanks, to recruit phony scientists that we call “biostitutes”
Biostitutes! Love it.
QL in NY |
07.16.05 - 3:18 pm | #
Uncle Smokes--trying to find a way to calculate deviated preversion statistically
Sallyh |
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07.16.05 - 3:19 pm | #
Suddenly, I wish I'd gone into software...
rorschach |
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07.16.05 - 3:19 pm | #
well, you don't think i'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do you?
Shbinga |
07.16.05 - 3:19 pm | #
Chill Wills, suicide bomber, there's an image I'll have forever.
Jesus X. Crutch |
07.16.05 - 3:20 pm | #
...and General Motor's use of Iggy Pop's "Lust for Life" truly captures the heroin addict's love of fine automobiles.
Ig was in concert on the VH1 Classic channel last night. Recently recorded.
The boy was in fine form.
Ended with his version of "Louie, Louie" that was pretty close to the one he used to play with James Williamson back in the 70's.
Billy B |
07.16.05 - 3:20 pm | #
Suddenly, I wish I'd gone into software...
Me too.
'Cuz in the humanities, there are no geeks.
Thersites |
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07.16.05 - 3:20 pm | #
OT, I just watched a few minutes of a rerun of Bush's speech to the Indiana Black Expo on CSPAN.
MY God, he looks like absolute hell! He must be back on the sauce for sure (or worse). Texas-size bags under his eyes, pale and puffy complexion. He was even more incoherent than usual, if possible...
The applause was polite, at best. He was in full "aww shucks, I'm just a dumb ole country boy from Texas" mode. Apparently the Rove affair is taking its toll. Or maybe the investigation is getting too close to home...
TexasLefty |
07.16.05 - 3:20 pm | #
Thersites--but do the humanities have deviated preverts?
Sallyh |
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07.16.05 - 3:21 pm | #
im tryin to clean & organize my apt for my homevisit from the boxer rescue people so they will think im a perfect parent, but its so hot i can only do a little bit before i just have to sit down, all sweatin.
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07.16.05 - 3:21 pm | #
QL--I love mine for his extreme intellect, his acerbic sense of humor, and his very tender heart.
Sallyh
That stuff too. The biggest bonus was what a wonderful father he turned out to be. I had hoped, but the love, devotion, patience, and pure unselfishness he displayed toward our kids made him a candidate for father of the year.
QL in NY |
07.16.05 - 3:21 pm | #
You know it, big man!
And assorted other macho quips.
rorschach |
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07.16.05 - 3:22 pm | #
Sallyh... when you calculate said perversion, please contact me.
Oh, and he's good in bed
hey, i thought that went without saying.
Shbinga |
07.16.05 - 3:24 pm | #
i *did* get my foyer clean & the front closet organized & sorted out a bunch of stuff i didnt want & put it downstairs for whoever might want it.
n69n |
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07.16.05 - 3:24 pm | #
I shall be waiting with bells on.
Ba®ndog |
07.16.05 - 3:24 pm | #
I shall be waiting with bells on.
Does anyone else find this image disconcerting?
Eli |
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07.16.05 - 3:25 pm | #
he's fluent in French
Ah kin tawlk Texun.
Awm fixunta make a paynut buddur sanwich an' git a Coke--an' Ah know it's rayllee a Dawktuh Peppah, buht that's we cahll awl soduhs.
btw, perversion is a standard deviation. easy to calculate if you have the right starting data.
like the tensile strength of your chosen bondage material.
Shbinga |
07.16.05 - 3:26 pm | #
rorschach -
i was originally in theater. a whole different world, potential-relationship-wise.
Shbinga
Wow. Yes, rather. I was in a troupe for a while. Y'all theatre folks be crazy and shit.
rorschach |
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07.16.05 - 3:27 pm | #
do the humanities have deviated preverts?
Only in the subjunctive.
Thersites |
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07.16.05 - 3:28 pm | #
Shouldn't you be playing softball somewhere, Eli?
Ba®ndog |
07.16.05 - 3:28 pm | #
i was originally in theater. a whole different world, potential-relationship-wise.
Shbinga
Wow. Yes, rather. I was in a troupe for a while. Y'all theatre folks be crazy and shit.
I did theater in high school. I'm glad I didn't hear any of this beforehand - I would have been bitterly disappointed...
Eli |
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07.16.05 - 3:28 pm | #
Well, Sallyh - I'll up ya. Fluent in Italian, can read and write some Japanese and Cyrllic. In addition, he is musically gifted, and a FIDE rated chess master.
Beat that.
Seriously though, I wonder if most programmers find learning languages easier than us mortals.
QL in NY |
07.16.05 - 3:29 pm | #
No one said it better than Carl Schurz. Schurz on "The True Americanism"
What is the rule of honor to be observed by a power so strongly and so advantageously situated as this Republic is? Of course I do not expect it meekly to pocket real insults if they should be offered to it. But, surely, it should not, as our boyish jingoes wish it to do, swagger about among the nations of the world, with a chip on its shoulder, shaking its fist in everybody's face. Of course, it should not tamely submit to real encroachments upon its rights. But, surely, it should not, whenever its own notions of right or interest collide with the notions of others, fall into hysterics and act as if it really feared for its own security and its very independence.
As a true gentleman, conscious of his strength and his dignity, it should be slow to take offense. In its dealings with other nations it should have scrupulous regard, not only for their rights, but also for their self-respect. With all its latent resources for war, it should be the great peace power of the world. It should never forget what a proud privilege and what an inestimable blessing it is not to need and not to have big armies or navies to support. It should seek to influence mankind, not by heavy artillery, but by good example and wise counsel. It should see its highest glory, not in battles won, but in wars prevented. It should be so invariably just and fair, so trustworthy, so good tempered, so conciliatory, that other nations would instinctively turn to it as their mutual friend and the natural adjuster of their differences, thus making it the greatest preserver of the world's peace.
This is not a mere idealistic fancy. It is the natural position of this great republic among the nations of the earth. It is its noblest vocation, and it will be a glorious day for the United States when the good sense and the self-respect of the American people see in this their "manifest destiny." It all rests upon peace. Is not this peace with honor? There has, of late, been much loose speech about "Americanism." Is not this good Americanism? It is surely today the Americanism of those who love their country most. And I fervently hope that it will be and ever remain the Americanism of our children and our children's children.
Tom Sherman |
07.16.05 - 3:29 pm | #
So what's the deal with the Mary Tyler Moore and the Chocolate Factory pictures a keep seeing?
bill |
07.16.05 - 3:29 pm | #
I know the people who wrote the Xenu page, and, seriously, when you're dealing with Scientologists, you have to document like a newly licensed attorney when writing about them or their pet beliefs. In part this is due to Scn's known litigiousness (hard to deal with the truth) because the doctrine of Xenu is fully expounded in a copyrighted secret religious scripture. But Scientologists coming across the page would like to edit it totally away, so having all the sourcing there kind of makes it clear that the people who wrote the Xenu article know what they're talking about. And they do.
The answer to the question is, No, Katie Holmes does not know about Xenu. Yet.
Fluffy Halifax |
07.16.05 - 3:30 pm | #
Oh Shbinga, stop...that actually made me guffaw!
Now really
I am about to make a peanut butter sandwich and have a Dr. Pepper.
uhm, who is Tom Sherman?
QL in NY |
07.16.05 - 3:31 pm | #
Well, I think I'm going to go mix up my beer batter for my fried shrimp.
As far as good men are concerned, there's nothing like an architect who knows how to do carpentry, plumbing, electrical wiring and is a better cook than I am.
mer |
07.16.05 - 3:31 pm | #
I shall be waiting with bells on.
Does anyone else find this image disconcerting?
Better than Barndog waiting with shit on a shingle...
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07.16.05 - 3:32 pm | #
As far as good men are concerned, there's nothing like an architect who knows how to do carpentry, plumbing, electrical wiring and is a better cook than I am.
I can do all of that...by proxy. Give me a phone and the yellow pages and I am all-powerful...
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07.16.05 - 3:33 pm | #
he's fluent in French
Ah kin tawlk Texun.
Me talk pretty one day.
like the tensile strength of your chosen bondage material.
Shbinga
Who told you about...! Oh, I mean, ha!
rorschach |
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07.16.05 - 3:33 pm | #
All this talk of having good men...
It's not polite to eat in front of someone with no food!
[Okay, so I'm still lurking...]
Uncle Smokes |
07.16.05 - 3:33 pm | #
I don't do much electricity... plumbing sucks, but everything else on your list (including a few more) I am most adept at.
Ba®ndog |
07.16.05 - 3:34 pm | #
So very lame, NTodd.... so very lame...
Ba®ndog |
07.16.05 - 3:35 pm | #
Zach's story makes the NYT. There's a long piece in the NYT on Tennessee gay teen Zach and the fraud that is the Refuge 'ex-gay reparative therapy' camp.
Like a bad penny: 'Justice Sunday' part 2. It's time for the sequel, and there will be a cavalcade of stars on the Right rivaling the number of Hollywood has-beens you'll see in a rerun of The Love Boat. The official title of this gathering is Justice Sunday II: God Save the United States and This Honorable Court!.
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07.16.05 - 3:35 pm | #
Seriously though, I wonder if most programmers find learning languages easier than us mortals.
QL in NY | Email | 07.16.05 - 3:29 pm | #
i do. learned spanish, italian and latin in h.s., then a little russian in college (only because i was doing chekov and needed the accent). don't remember much now, but it was very easy to pick up.
now i speak c,basic,java,html, etc. i think it is a parallel ability - recognizing similar syntax and construction with different symbols.
hey, anyone notice how i nevere leave when i say i'm going to? another programmer trait, ocd. i can only start and end things on the quarter hour - drives the wife nuts.
Or as we in the humanities in the south say, we might could have 'em.
rorschach |
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07.16.05 - 3:36 pm | #
So very lame, NTodd.... so very lame...
You're finally beginning to see things my way!
NTodd |
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07.16.05 - 3:38 pm | #
thank goddess for iced green tea
n69n |
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07.16.05 - 3:39 pm | #
Hello all.
So what is the latest atrocity from those kool kidz on the right? I saw the thing down the page about shilling links between Saddam and bin Laden again... sad if that's what they're reduced to (not not really )
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07.16.05 - 3:40 pm | #
one of our governor's school nominees wore some dark strangelove glasses and talked in character all day at school one time...think he may have been under the influence of something...
this movie can cause flashbacks!
Mr.Murder |
07.16.05 - 3:40 pm | #
Once again, I am convinced that Peter Sellers is the greatest comedic genius of the century...
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07.16.05 - 3:41 pm | #
thank goddess for iced green tea
Sobe used to make a real kickass red tea... I figure they stopped making it; haven't been able to find it anywhere. Too bad.
Their orange creme stuff is REALLY good, but only if it's ice-cold.
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07.16.05 - 3:41 pm | #
argh. clock on my computer is wrong - now i have to lurk until 3:45.
i used to be a maintenance electrician in the jersey shipyards. ran auto service shops, too. so i do all that stuff, it's more fun than programming but it doesn't pay nearly as well.
Shbinga |
07.16.05 - 3:43 pm | #
i almost skipped reading it, any site named antiwar.com has got to be biased, and ultra leftist right? but if we get to keep this republic, in the end, i bet his summary proves correct.
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07.16.05 - 3:43 pm | #
Once again, I am convinced that Peter Sellers is the greatest comedic genius of the century...
Once again, I am convinced that Peter Sellers is the greatest comedic genius of the century...
rorschach | Email | Homepage | 07.16.05 - 3:41 pm | #
greatest single comic. it took the whole python troupe to match him.
Shbinga |
07.16.05 - 3:44 pm | #
well remember the outing came when Bush and Powell went to Africa- Liz Cheney was director of Near East affairs in Africa and was most likely the first stop of the tour there...
Mr.Murder |
07.16.05 - 3:45 pm | #
Once again, I am convinced that Peter Sellers is the greatest comedic genius of the century...
Once again, I am convinced that Peter Sellers is the greatest comedic genius of the century...
hmmm, theres lots of competition. i might go along with greatest physical comedian.
pretzelattack |
07.16.05 - 3:47 pm | #
any site named antiwar.com has got to be biased, and ultra leftist right?
Actually they're Libertarians. Tend to be rightward-leaning but one of the best sources for news about The War Against Terra I've found.
Pere Ubu |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 3:47 pm | #
Shbinga
Mr. is in communications. When his company needed someone to go Finland, he picked up a book and was able to muddle through after only a few weeks. But, I will say, my Italian accent is better than his.
QL in NY |
07.16.05 - 3:48 pm | #
Once again, I am convinced that Peter Sellers is the greatest comedic genius of the century...
How about standup comedian?
Billy B |
07.16.05 - 3:49 pm | #
Peter Sellers = greatest comic of the 20th Century?
What is Groucho Marx, chopped liver?
(not that I'm denegrating Sellers...)
Pere Ubu |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 3:49 pm | #
How about standup comedian?
Billy B
do Steve Allen and/or Ernie Kovacs count?
focus |
07.16.05 - 3:51 pm | #
I want to buy Harry Potter.
Matty J |
07.16.05 - 3:52 pm | #
do Steve Allen and/or Ernie Kovacs count?
Hell yes.
Richard Pryor is my favorite.
Billy B |
07.16.05 - 3:53 pm | #
I seem to have generated a dispute in re comedic genius!
Cool.
I still might could have to stand by Sellers for the top slot. But my own troupe, The Pepperoni Milkshake, wins the group category (and yes, for our grand finale, we did drink them). And for standup, Mitch Hedberg is my favorite.
rorschach |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 3:53 pm | #
a sentimental vote for lenny bruce
pretzelattack |
07.16.05 - 3:54 pm | #
actually i can't remember laughing any harder than a couple years ago for a comic named Brian Regan- effing great
focus |
07.16.05 - 3:54 pm | #
I felt a little guilty after posting the business about my mom, knowing that it was going to be a "drive-by" day at best.
But taking a free moment to scan the thread, I see there's some nice stuff, which I appreciate.
WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney suffers from a mild case of esophagitis and some dilation of the arteries behind both knees, his office said Saturday after he completed an annual physical.
...
Esophagitis frequently occurs when acid-containing fluid flows from the stomach back into the esophagus. Other possible causes include excessive vomiting, surgery and some medications.
pie |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 3:57 pm | #
being thrust out into the world now-
how masculine.
Pere Ubu |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 3:57 pm | #
Some of us who missed most of the move are fortunate enough to have the DVD to put on...
"Don't forget to say your prayers!"
Sallyh |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 3:58 pm | #
Don't know about "greatest" comedian, but during my impressionable years, during the fifties and sixties, I split and re-split my gut watching Jonathan Winters and Red Skelton in their primes.
Don't imagine their stuff has aged all that well (comedy seldom does... even L. Bruce and Lord Buckley records don't leave most of us in tears, gasping for breath) but JW and RS certainly bent my sense of humor in a particular way, for better or worse.
SteveLG |
07.16.05 - 3:59 pm | #
Pie--I'm surprised Dickie doesn't have a full on ulcer.
Sallyh |
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07.16.05 - 4:03 pm | #
REMs lirics are nonsensible crap.
Profound sounding phrases strung together to give the effect of deep meaning, which with the slightest of examination, reveals pretentous BS.
(woke up to one their pieces of shit this morning and can't get it out of my head
Look me in the corner losing my religion)
Pie--that article is code for, "Dickie is a walking corpse but we're not ready to tell anyone."
Sallyh |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:04 pm | #
Agave--do the sensible thing: put on a different CD.
Sallyh |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:05 pm | #
The brain beneath my tin-foil hat says her source for Plame was... Rummy!
I'll take friendly wagers on this - if she was threatening people with going to the Secretary of Defense then there is a distinct possibility that's who her confidential source is - and he of course got this info from his boss.
This will out - wagers could be some sort of quid pro quo - I live in montreal and this a damn sexy city - I'd be glad to show an atriot or two around - Chicago NY Philly are all great cities and I'd love to be shown around myself
I posted this at the end of the Judy Judy Judy post and everyone has moved on to other threads - the offer and wager stand - one thing - you have to offer up your own theory to palce a bet
Archibald Tuttle |
07.16.05 - 4:06 pm | #
I'm surprised Dickie doesn't have a full on ulcer.
Maybe he does.
pie |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:06 pm | #
Agave--do the sensible thing: put on a different CD.
Sallyh
Just caught up on alla the threads... Happy birthday to Mama mer, footloose jr., and of course SteveLG. Happy belated birthday to QL. And happy anniversary to our fine host. I've been hanging out with my in-laws & hubby (who is also a big geek - I've always been a sucker for 'em :D ) My father-in-law is slow-roasting some chicken, & it smells delicious so far...
Charlotte Smith (nee Beavers) |
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07.16.05 - 4:06 pm | #
SteveLG
Back in the day, a looooooooooooong time ago, Mr. QL introduced me Red Skelton and Imogene Cocoa following an indulgence in a bit of natures own weed. Good lord, I never before or since laughed so hard.
W.C. Fields, Mae West have to be right up there. They broke new ground, especially Ms. West. My proper Quaker mother thought she was such a slut and demeaned womanhood. It was what I aspired to for the longest time.
QL in NY |
07.16.05 - 4:07 pm | #
I'm not sure who outed Plame, but I am convinced that someone very senior in the regime did so, possibly more than one individual.
Sallyh |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:07 pm | #
"Dickie is a walking corpse but we're not ready to tell anyone."
Yeah, little hints tell us he's not the picture of health.
pie |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:07 pm | #
REMs lirics are nonsensible crap.
Profound sounding phrases strung together to give the effect of deep meaning, which with the slightest of examination, reveals pretentous BS.
(woke up to one their pieces of shit this morning and can't get it out of my head
Look me in the corner losing my religion)
A friend of mine once told me the best trick for curing such song-stuck-in-head moments.
Elvis's "Viva Las Vegas." It'll excise the other song, and you only know the one line...
rorschach |
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07.16.05 - 4:08 pm | #
Agave--logical reasoning, babe. You gotta love it
Sallyh |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:08 pm | #
Actually they're Libertarians. Tend to be rightward-leaning but one of the best sources for news about The War Against Terra I've found.
Pere Ubu
what war against terra, there is a war against terra? that's just f'n stupid.
very upset that court gives pres. full power to decide fate of gitmo detainees. what the hell is a military tribunal? who the hell is a terrorist? you want chimpy mccokespoon deciding that? i don't want to have to be entertaining these questions. albert gonzales, that's who it's going to be.
charley |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:08 pm | #
Elaine--perfidy. An interesting description of our lives and times.
Sallyh |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:08 pm | #
i used to be a maintenance electrician in the jersey shipyards
The one in Newark at the north end of Newark Bay/confluence of the Hackensack and Passaic Rivers?
i'm an ex-Jersey Cityite. My Dad used to drive us ober the bridge real slow so we could watch the ships being torn up. I don't think they built many in the last years they were there.
cory |
07.16.05 - 4:09 pm | #
Heard the guy who runs this site on Morning Sedition the other day. It's a collection of things overheard on the streets, in the subway, etc. in New York City.
If they're true, it's hilarious.
Relax and have a laugh.
They had to concoct the whole story. This is definitely not the work of one person. They're all in it up to their eyeballs.
Georgie may have been left out of the loop, but this won't save him either.
pie |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:10 pm | #
*snicker*
Giambi just bunted for a base hit...
Eli |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:10 pm | #
Brian--Mademoiselle and I love that site.
Sallyh |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:10 pm | #
Also, I love that Stipe himself has admitted that his songs make to sense. When someone asked him how he sings such things, he replied, "You have to syllablize."
rorschach |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:11 pm | #
Antiwar.com is right
It was the Neocons, the OSP guys
It was directed at the CIA, which they saw as weak and ideologically wrong headed
Wilson was incidental
agave, transcendental texan |
07.16.05 - 4:11 pm | #
As for comedians, I get a big kick out of Dane Cook. He's hardly the best, but he makes me laugh, and I'd love to see him live! Check out my Homepage link to go to his site - he has some audioclips up...
and RIP Mitch Hedberg... "I type 101 words a minute. In my own language."
Charlotte Smith (nee Beavers) |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:12 pm | #
Georgie may have been left out of the loop, but this won't save him either.
I would certainly enjoy watching him trying to function without any of his handlers...
Eli |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:12 pm | #
where have all the steroids gone, long time passing?
pretzelattack |
07.16.05 - 4:16 pm | #
my whole post magically disappeared.
yes i agree on rem. strangely, tho i never consider them, i wondered this morning if i'd look as stupid as stipe if i shaved my head. rapidly receding middle aged mans blues.
it was cheney and said minions, i don't know which direction it flowed in. fer chrissakes i'm not a plumber.
bet george did know, at some point he knew.
charley |
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07.16.05 - 4:16 pm | #
just popped back for a moment, en route to the toolbax.
guess i was thinking 'comedic actor' - which i have to give to sellers hands down, if only for his range. groucho was great, but he was always groucho. skelton was hilarious as a sketch comedian, but sellers still has him beat on big screen (IMO). standups - well, there is a whole other basket of fruit (easy, Uncle Smokes).
but the funniest camedy troupe ever was Sketchy Details. I know, I was in it. I crack me up. Python ran a close second, especially in light of the amount of material we, um, borrowed from them.
Shbinga |
07.16.05 - 4:17 pm | #
Sigh--Mitch Hedberg. "I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who'd get really mad if she heard me say that."
rorschach |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:18 pm | #
oh, yeah, and for funniest straight man, I nominate Al Haig.
"I'm in charge now".
hahahahahaha! comedy gold.
(that's straight as in delivering the straight lines. be nice.)
Shbinga |
07.16.05 - 4:20 pm | #
Afternoon, all.
Been away on a Strangelove break.
Have I missed anything untoward?
steve simels |
07.16.05 - 4:20 pm | #
Classic repug bullshit and short-sightedness and... hey,let's have an adjective contest for the best word to characterize this kind o' crap!
Archibald Tuttle |
07.16.05 - 4:20 pm | #
Afternoon, all.
Been away on a Strangelove break.
I was off on that same break. Love that flick. I could see Buck being George's Chief of Staff.
Big Daddy Mars |
07.16.05 - 4:21 pm | #
what about Stephen Wright?
Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I
ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
well sallyh, I don't know either - I did mention the old tin-foil hat so that you all would understand I wasn't taking my guess too seriously - place a bet - take a shot! - this promises to be more fun than watergate, or at least more gratifying.
Archibald Tuttle |
07.16.05 - 4:24 pm | #
what war against terra, there is a war against terra?
well, "terra" = Drinky Bush's interpretation of the word "terror", but they seem to be doing a bang-up job of a war against Terra (Earth) as well. Two curses for the price of one.
Pere Ubu |
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07.16.05 - 4:26 pm | #
I was outside washing off my camping rugs. After a few days of camping, kids spilling food, drinks and such... they needed to be cleaned before next weeks excursion.
I wouldn't want Vicki to report that we keep an untidy camp, you know.
The ice cream bribe only goes so far.
Ba®ndog |
07.16.05 - 4:26 pm | #
I really love the Stones.
I can't believe they're still
together....
Fred and Barney
steve simels |
07.16.05 - 4:27 pm | #
"Gentlemen ... there'll be no fighting in the War Room!!"
sunzoo |
07.16.05 - 4:28 pm | #
We saw his entourage in Portland. He really does have an ambulance accompany him whereever he goes. My guess, if he kicks the bucket before the indictments are handed down, he will be the fall guy.
QL in NY |
07.16.05 - 4:28 pm | #
SteveLG
Back in the day, a looooooooooooong time ago, Mr. QL introduced me Red Skelton and Imogene Cocoa
QL
WoodyGuthriesGuitar(aka... |
07.16.05 - 4:28 pm | #
I realize its anniversary weekend and all, however, a new thread quote seems appropriate.
Facts are bridged by imagination. They are tied together by the thread of speculation. The very essence of science is to reason from the known to the unknown.
-- Liberty Hyde Bailey
Kay |
07.16.05 - 4:29 pm | #
Seems to me the question of the hour oughta be, who authorized CIA to send Ambassador Wilson to Niger in the first place? Anybody?
You heard it here first: Wilson for President!
wiley |
07.16.05 - 4:30 pm | #
GODDAM TAGS (and stupid me)
SteveLG
Back in the day, a looooooooooooong time ago, Mr. QL introduced me Red Skelton and Imogene Cocoa
QL
two words: Ernie Kovacs (along w/co-star Edie Adams!!!~!vavavoom)
every tv comedian and almost every tv comedy show ever after owed a debt to that show
WoodyGuthriesGuitar(aka... |
07.16.05 - 4:31 pm | #
So if Novak did not reveal that Valerie Plame was a secret agent, who did? The evidence strongly suggests it was none other than Joe Wilson himself. Let me walk you through the steps that lead to this conclusion.
The first reference to Plame being a secret agent appears in The Nation, in an article by David Corn published July 16, 2003, just two days after Novak’s column appeared. It carried this lead: “Did Bush officials blow the cover of a U.S. intelligence officer working covertly in a field of vital importance to national security — and break the law — in order to strike at a Bush administration critic and intimidate others?”
Since Novak did not report that Plame was “working covertly” how did Corn know that’s what she had been doing?
Corn does not tell his readers and he has responded to a query from me only by pointing out that he was asking a question, not making a “statement of fact.” But in the article, he asserts that Novak “outed” Plame “as an undercover CIA officer.” Again, Novak did not do that. Rather, it is Corn who is, apparently for the first time, “outing” Plame’s “undercover” status.
Where's the condemnation of David Corn?
R.C. Richards |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:32 pm | #
You heard it here first: Wilson for President!
wiley
Eh, we tried that back in the teens.
rorschach |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:32 pm | #
Sallyh
How did things work out with your daughter and her new boyfriend?
QL in NY |
07.16.05 - 4:33 pm | #
Where's the condemnation of David Corn?
R.C. Richards | Homepage | 07.16.05 - 4:32 pm
i wouldnt wipe your virtual ass with that source, shitstick!
WoodyGuthriesGuitar(aka... |
07.16.05 - 4:33 pm | #
"Gentlemen ... there'll be no fighting in the War Room!!"
I can see someone telling George:
"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks."
And that dumb son of a bitch buying it.
Big Daddy Mars |
07.16.05 - 4:33 pm | #
two words: Ernie Kovacs (along w/co-star Edie Adams!!!~!vavavoom)
every tv comedian and almost every tv comedy show ever after owed a debt to
that show
WoodyGuthriesGuitar(aka... | Email | 07.16.05 - 4:31 pm | #
You said it, pal.
God, if there's a funnier bit
than the Nairobi Trio, I've never
seen it......
steve simels |
07.16.05 - 4:33 pm | #
The first reference to Plame being a secret agent appears in The Nation, in an article by David Corn published July 16, 2003, just two days after Novak’s column appeared
Hilarious.
"first" and "two days after."
rorschach |
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07.16.05 - 4:34 pm | #
Seems to me the question of the hour oughta be, who authorized CIA to send Ambassador Wilson to Niger in the first place? Anybody?
You heard it here first: Wilson for President!
wiley
Do they really need to be authorized to do something like that.
Camping rugs = indoor/outdoor carpet 8x12' x 2 - for under the awning.
Makes for clean, happy, uncut feets.
Ba®ndog |
07.16.05 - 4:35 pm | #
It's true too.
A few issues with this Plame case
#1 - Why did the Liberal Media aid in the outing of her?
#2 - Which Liberal outed her? (You don't think a Clintonista would remember her?)
#3 - Why did Plame use her position for the purposes of nepotism?
Remember, the Brewster Jennings link would have never occured if Plame didn't list Brewster Jennings as her job while donating money to the Democrats.
R.C. Richards |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:36 pm | #
R.C. Richards:
Are you still peddling that shit?
That was two threads ago and you're
still at it?
Jeezus, you're like a virus or
something.
And by the way, I'm still waiting
for you to blow me already.
By which I mean again.
steve simels |
07.16.05 - 4:36 pm | #
R.C. Richards | Homepage | 07.16.05 - 4:32 pm | #
The trolls aren't even funny any more.
Just jaw-droppingly stupid.
good grief.
pie |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:36 pm | #
Oh jeez, RC cola. Give it a break. The present topic is not about David Corn.
mer |
07.16.05 - 4:37 pm | #
Newsflash--We may have a name for the kitten.
rorschach |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:37 pm | #
These bastards stole their power from the victims of the us v. them years,
Wrecking all things virtuous and true
The undermining social democratic downhill slide into abysmal
Lost lamb off the precipice into the trickle down runoff pool
They hypnotised the summer, 1979
Marched into the capital brooding duplicitous, wicked and able, media-ready,
Heartless, and labeled. super us citizen, super achiever,
Mega ultra power dosing. relax
Defense, defense, defense, defense. yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ignoreland. yeah, yeah, yeah, ignoreland
Yeah, yeah, yeah
The information nation took their clues from all the sound-bite gluttons
1980, 84, 88, 92 too, too
How to be what you can be, jump jam junking your energies
How to walk in dignity with throw up on your shoes
They amplified the autumn, 1979
Calculate the capital, up the republic my skinny ass
Tv tells a million lies. the paper’s terrified to report
Anything that isn’t handed on a presidential spoon,
I’m just profoundly frustrated by all this. so, fuck you, man (fuck ’em)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ignoreland. yeah, yeah, yeah, ignoreland
If they weren’t there we would have created them. maybe, it’s true,
But I’m resentful all the same. someone’s got to take the blame
I know that this is vitriol. no solution, spleen-venting,
But I feel better having screamed. don’t you?
They desecrated winter, 1979
Capital collateral. brooding duplicitous, wicked and able, media-ready,
Heartless, and labeled. super us citizen, super achiever,
Mega ultra power dosing. relax
Defense, defense, defense, defense. yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ignoreland. yeah, yeah, yeah, ignoreland
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ignoreland. yeah, yeah, yeah
I did not do the revolution
Thank you
David Corn leaked Valerie Plame's status as a covert officer.
R.C. Richards |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:37 pm | #
Hilarious.
"first" and "two days after."
Okay, that was funny.
pie |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:38 pm | #
David Corn leaked Valerie Plame's status as a covert officer.
R.C. Richards | Homepage | 07.16.05 - 4:37 pm | #
Oh sure, that's why Fitzgerald
is getting ready to indict David
Corn.
Man, you're beyond stupid.
Now please blow me already.
You know....again.
steve simels |
07.16.05 - 4:39 pm | #
The trolls aren't funny any more.
Sung in the voice of Morissey.
rorschach |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:40 pm | #
#3 - Why did Plame use her position for the purposes of nepotism?
That's funny coming from a Bush Crime Family butt jockey.
Diddley Squat |
07.16.05 - 4:40 pm | #
And by the way, I'm still waiting
for you to blow me already.
By which I mean again.
steve simels
Normally, I find such language crude, coarse and innapropriate in mixed company, but given the circumstances and to whom it's directed, I'm wetting my pants laughing. Carry on, Steve, carry on!!
ZuZu's Petals |
07.16.05 - 4:41 pm | #
Oh sure, that's why Fitzgerald is getting ready to indict David Corn.
Fitzgerald should make Corn testify.
But he hasn't.
He's only asked Republicans to testify. But no Democrats.
He might be biased too.
R.C. Richards |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:41 pm | #
Just jaw-droppingly stupid.
good grief.
pie
You should have been around very early this morning. The troll was drunker than a skunk. Didn't help his reasoning ability at all.
QL in NY |
07.16.05 - 4:41 pm | #
#2 - Which Liberal outed her?
that noted far-left Commie radical Robert Novak.
(WTF would the Left have outed her in the first place? What would have been accomplished? Jeezus, don't they teach critical thinking in school anymore - oh, wait, they never did, which is why we're in the situation we're in.)
Pere Ubu |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:41 pm | #
Nairobi Trio
which often featured Jack Lemmon as one of the gorilla masked musicians.
Diddley Squat |
07.16.05 - 4:41 pm | #
David Corn leaked Valerie Plame's status as a covert officer.
R.C. Richards | Homepage | 07.16.05 - 4:37 pm | #
So what? She was just a desk
jockey.
C'mon, guy -- just blow me
already.
It'll be nostalgia for you.....
steve simels |
07.16.05 - 4:42 pm | #
Charlie Chaplin best ever! - watch the short films he made in the teens - a hundred takes for a single gag!
Watch those films long enough and they cease to be silent.
Kovacks rocked - your show of shows also - best stand-up Richard Pryor but there are so many to choose from -will always have a place in my heart for Steve Martin's work as a stand-up
no qualms about Sellers though -
Archibald Tuttle |
07.16.05 - 4:42 pm | #
Move along, troll. The only way your shit could bomb faster would be if you were writing material for an Emo revival tour.
Big Daddy Mars |
07.16.05 - 4:42 pm | #
If you keep lying Richards, you'll eventually believe yourself.
Ba®ndog |
07.16.05 - 4:43 pm | #
that noted far-left Commie radical Robert Novak.
(WTF would the Left have outed her in the first place? What would have been accomplished? Jeezus, don't they teach critical thinking in school anymore - oh, wait, they never did, which is why we're in the situation we're in.)
Novak never outed Plame as a covert op, but someone on the left, maybe a Clinton official, gave him or Judith Miller the info.
So, why didn't the liberal media refuse to publish the Novak column?
R.C. Richards |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:43 pm | #
RC, are you aware that you just outed a covert CIA agent? They'll be coming for you soon.
Shbinga |
07.16.05 - 4:44 pm | #
He's only asked Republicans to testify. But no Democrats.
that's like saying "The judge is asking the Gambino crime family to testify, but not Mr. Withers from down the street."
Pere Ubu |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:44 pm | #
that noted far-left Commie radical Robert Novak.
Nah. His article was two days before the first mention...
rorschach |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:45 pm | #
Fitzgerald should make Corn testify.
But he hasn't.
He's only asked Republicans to testify. But no Democrats.
He might be biased too.
R.C. Richards
Christ, R.C., you numbnuts, I'm wishing I had a dick so I could tell you to blow me...again.
ZuZu's Petals |
07.16.05 - 4:45 pm | #
My cure for crappy tune in the head syndrome: ABC Wide World of Sports theme.
No words, just memories of that skier wiping out and Olga Korbut (I think) grimacing as she bends herself backwards on the balance beam.
Archibald |
07.16.05 - 4:45 pm | #
The troll is drunker than a skunk right now.
pie |
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07.16.05 - 4:45 pm | #
that noted far-left Commie radical Robert Novak.
(WTF would the Left have outed her in the first place? What would have been accomplished? Jeezus, don't they teach critical thinking in school anymore - oh, wait, they never did, which is why we're in the situation we're in.)
The Left is the only side with anything to gain from outing Plame. They out her, and they blame it on Bush.
As well, a Liberal, possibly from the Clinton administration, gave out the info and it got to Novak (who had accepted tips from guys who helped the Soviets).
R.C. Richards |
Homepage |
07.16.05 - 4:46 pm | #
David Corn leaked Valerie Plame's status as a covert officer.
R.C. Richards
Novak did, when he refered to her as a CIA operative.
Words have meaning, thats how he has used the word before, and what it is known to mean.
Nope - Keaton. I like watching my comedians cheat death in their films.
Diddley Squat |
07.16.05 - 4:46 pm | #
R.C. = Ridiculous Cocksucker.
Move on, troll. The only way your shit could bomb faster would be if you were writing material for an Emo revival tour.
Big Daddy Mars |
07.16.05 - 4:46 pm | #
your local threadbot at work, next level...
Sallyh |
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07.16.05 - 4:46 pm | #
Archibald Tuttle:
Buster Keaton.....just saying.
"The General" is one of the
greatest comedies (hell, movies)
ever made.
steve simels |
07.16.05 - 4:47 pm | #
David Corn leaked Valerie Plame's status as a covert officer.
R.C. Richards
Novak did, when he refered to her as a CIA operative.
Words have meaning, thats how he has used the word before, and what it is known to mean.
Normally, I find such language crude, coarse and innapropriate in mixed company
ZuZu dahlink - How quaint to worry about language in mixed company around here. I have even known on extra special occasions the yell mother f&*ker.
QL in NY |
07.16.05 - 4:47 pm | #
Novak did, when he refered to her as a CIA operative.
He's only asked Republicans to testify. But no Democrats.
that's like saying "The judge is asking the Gambino crime family to testify, but not Mr. Withers from down the street."
if the right is resorting to non-sequiturs as a defense, apple bread linouleum their Iowa.
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07.16.05 - 4:48 pm | #
David Corn leaked Valerie Plame's status as a covert officer.
R.C. Richards | Homepage | 07.16.05 - 4:37 pm | #
as a what? good lord, RC Richards just outed a CIA agent.
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"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means
it's going to be up all night."
-- Steven Wright
Shbinga |
07.16.05 - 4:49 pm | #
The first reference to Plame being a secret agent appears in The Nation, in an article by David Corn published July 16, 2003, just two days after Novak’s column appeared
SIMPLY A LIE
July 11
Earliest possible chance Novak's article, which will out Valarie Plame's name and occupation to the public is sent out when Novak's regular syndicated column is distributed by Creators Syndicate on the AP wire.
Here's what Novak wrote and what was released on July 11
"Wilson never worked for the CIA, but his wife, Valerie Plame, is an Agency operative on weapons of mass destruction. Two senior administration officials told me Wilson's wife suggested sending him to Niger to investigate the Italian report. The CIA says its counter-proliferation officials selected Wilson and asked his wife to contact him. "I will not answer any question about my wife," Wilson told me."
You fascist "a holes" are such gullible willful suckers. You my friend are really dangerous to this nation.
Agent Orange |
07.16.05 - 4:49 pm | #
They out her, and they blame it on Bush.
fucking duh.
like he hasn't done enough himself for us to attack him for.
Pere Ubu |
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07.16.05 - 4:49 pm | #
As well, John Kerry outed Fulton Armstrong, and none of you leftists care.
R.C. Richards |
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07.16.05 - 4:49 pm | #
The left looks for any excuse to attack our Great President
R.C. Richards |
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07.16.05 - 4:50 pm | #
The General
When he knocks the beam with the other beam from the cowcatcher - fuck me!
Diddley Squat |
07.16.05 - 4:51 pm | #
Great President
I didn't know "president" was now a synonym for "fuckup".
Our Great Fuckup, Drinky Bush.
Pere Ubu |
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07.16.05 - 4:51 pm | #
The left looks for any excuse to attack our Great President
R.C. Richards
YOUR great president? Your IP address shows you're posting from the University of Waterloo in Ontario, for crying out loud.
I wasn't aware Canadians had Presidents.
wÒÓ† |
07.16.05 - 4:52 pm | #
The left looks for any excuse to attack our Great President
Excuse? Nah, we got the facts, Jack.
Worst. President. Ever.
He makes the Baby Jebus cry, too.
pie |
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07.16.05 - 4:53 pm | #
It doesn't surprise me that the left continually uses curse words to describe our Great President.
Rest assured, the left is an angry minority and the Democratic party is the Second Party of American Politics. They will never rise again.
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07.16.05 - 4:53 pm | #
ZuZu dahlink - How quaint to worry about language in mixed company around here. I have even known on extra special occasions the yell mother f&*ker.
QL in NY
QL, I should have prefaced that with a SARCASM ALERT, as I can make Joe Pesci blush...and that was waaay before I learned any Eschatonese.
ZuZu's Petals |
07.16.05 - 4:53 pm | #
Sounds like Thomas Lifson stops by here: "Most rank-and-file Democrats, like most Americans, are indeed patriotic folks. But there is a group among them which would rather see America face reversals, military, diplomatic, and economic, than see George W. Bush and the GOP get credit for successes. When they eagerly predict disaster, desperately search for and loudly proclaim the slightest evidence of failure, and then deny the existence of success when it stares the public straight in the face, one naturally wonders about what they are rooting for."
Wycliffe |
07.16.05 - 4:54 pm | #
W00t must be drunk. He's making up stuff that he doesn't know.
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07.16.05 - 4:55 pm | #
Rest assured, the left is an angry minority and the Democratic party is the Second Party of American Politics. They will never rise again.
R.C. Richards | Homepage | 07.16.05 - 4:53 pm | #
You should also take back what you said about Donald Rumsfeld.
wÒÓ† |
07.16.05 - 4:55 pm | #
YOUR great president? Your IP address shows you're posting from the University of Waterloo in Ontario, for crying out loud.
Uh-oh, maybe he's a covert CIA operative!
Eli |
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07.16.05 - 4:55 pm | #
the left is an angry minority
just an angry minority.
Russia 1917 -- just an angry minority as well.
Pere Ubu |
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07.16.05 - 4:56 pm | #
Check my IP address. I live in thr same town as Atrios. Thomsas Lipson must stop by here also: "Most rank-and-file Democrats, like most Americans, are indeed patriotic folks. But there is a group among them which would rather see America face reversals, military, diplomatic, and economic, than see George W. Bush and the GOP get credit for successes. When they eagerly predict disaster, desperately search for and loudly proclaim the slightest evidence of failure, and then deny the existence of success when it stares the public straight in the face, one naturally wonders about what they are rooting for."
Wycliffe |
07.16.05 - 4:56 pm | #
What's this???? Liberal wimmins who love computer geeks????? Sheesh, I've been a computer geek since the early 70's and I haven't met the woman yet who was in any way impressed by my computerese. And I speak all of it from network protocol drivers, telecoms, datacomms, to every app and web language.
I have got to get me a new life. This one is broken.
left field |
07.16.05 - 4:57 pm | #
just an angry minority.
Russia 1917 -- just an angry minority as well.
well, the Communists in 1917 Russia and the Leftist Democrats in 2005 America were of the same size, basically. A vast minority, both of whom had dangerous ideas for how to run their countries.
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07.16.05 - 4:57 pm | #
simmels - keaton was definitely great! - he's a great choice -
I've had the pleasure of watching Chaplin's best work and I can't imagine, nor have I ever seen anything better though
Archibald Tuttle |
07.16.05 - 4:58 pm | #
George W. Bush and the GOP get credit for successes
we're still waiting for anything resembling a "success" that they could be given credit for.
Pere Ubu |
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07.16.05 - 4:58 pm | #
R.C. - remind me to give you a particularly hard time when I see you in our re-educations camps after the revolution.
Pere Ubu |
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07.16.05 - 4:59 pm | #
Sorry for the copious posting earlier, but I'm stuck on assignment in Salt Lake City, Utah and waiting for people to leave at 3:00PM MT so that I can have the network to myself and start repairing all the damage they have caused during the last three months of total disregard for my technology. I have spent the last two days listening to their ultra conservative gibberish and I needed some fresh air. I googled "liberal blog" and found your site. It's a nice piece of work. Anyway, I was about ready to scream something liberal, but I posted instead.
Tom Sherman |
07.16.05 - 4:59 pm | #
R.C. - remind me to give you a particularly hard time when I see you in our re-educations camps after the revolution.
Well, Red Dawn is a lot more realistic than people will admit, although when the left seizes power and institutes Communism, then they'll be more ruthless.
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07.16.05 - 5:00 pm | #
Prove you're an actual human being and not some paid shill, 'cause there's no excuse for defending a man who lied to get america into the present day quagmire - remember when every day didn't have major suicide attacks?
You fucktards just don't give a shit about all the good kids getting hurt for the biggest nothing since vietnam - go enlist if you think your preznit is right about the war against terror - hey, look how they take care of vets http://tinyurl.com/dcm58 must make you proud
Archibald Tuttle |
07.16.05 - 5:02 pm | #
Prove you're an actual human being and not some paid shill, 'cause there's no excuse for defending a man who lied to get america into the present day quagmire
It's not a quagmire. We're still making progress to stop leftist terrorists in Iraq. Soon enough, the people you like in Iraq will be destroyed for good.
remember when every day didn't have major suicide attacks?
That's not our fault, that's the fault of the terrorists.
What you're doing is like blaming FDR for Kamikaze attacks. Suicide attacks indicate desperation.
You fucktards just don't give a shit about all the good kids getting hurt for the biggest nothing since vietnam - go enlist if you think your preznit is right about the war against terror
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.. we care, and we support the troops and their mission. You don't support the troops or their mission. And you can't just support the troops if you were cheering for Saddam to beat them in Iraq.
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07.16.05 - 5:05 pm | #
do trools ever try to make sense or a decent argument?
Go tuck your sister in and fuck off!
Archibald Tuttle |
07.16.05 - 5:08 pm | #
get lost fucking troll, unless you've got three relatives who have/are serving Iraq/Afghanistan, shut yer pie hole, and regardless stop trying to put words in other's mouth
sign up for war if you're that much in favor of it
your 51 per cent crew is not upholding its duty to volunteer... the troop signups are way down
Mr.Murder |
07.16.05 - 5:09 pm | #
Today, following her heated questioning of VA Secretary Jim Nicholson about why his agency is “unexpectedly” facing a $1 billion budget shortfall, Senator Patty Murray (D-Wash.) spoke on the floor of the Senate to introduce her amendment to provide $1.42 billion to fix the problem. Murray, who introduced the amendment with Senator Robert C. Byrd (D-WV), tried three times to increase funding for the VA within both the budget and Emergency War Supplemental, but her efforts were rejected on party-line votes.
yup, the Dems must hate the military to be trying to restore all those funds to the VA.
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07.16.05 - 5:13 pm | #
"leftist terrorists"?
oh my. You *are* as foolish as everyone says...
nick carraway |
07.16.05 - 5:14 pm | #
yup, the Dems must hate the military to be trying to restore all those funds to the VA.
Oh, sure - *anybody* can support the troops *after* they're done fighting. Jeez.
Eli |
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07.16.05 - 5:15 pm | #
Cripes, Richards. You've established you're a fucktard. We know this. We've known it for DAYS. You don't need to keep proving it to us!
Gary Frazier |
07.16.05 - 5:16 pm | #
That's not our fault, that's the fault of the terrorists. Interesting that you take credit for this nonsense - just who are you? a paid shill perhaps? and by the by going into irak was the inspiration for all the present day terrorist attacks - gwb is al-queda's best friend and recruiting officer
you can't just support the troops if you were cheering for Saddam to beat them in Iraq.
Saddam is behind the bombing in irak? I'd swear he was found in a spiderhole a year and a half ago - and sorry to disappoint - but I'd like to see an end to this crap - as westerners we are now all targets - the targets are insanely random - I have kids - my friends have kids - how about you?
Archibald Tuttle |
07.16.05 - 5:18 pm | #
apologies atriots - hey rc did you read the link I posted at 5:02? are you proud of the grand old party today?
Archibald Tuttle |
07.16.05 - 5:20 pm | #
Is it just me, or have all the trolls and rethugs suddenly vanished? How refreshing!
Are Sick Cheny, Ol' Turd Blossom and Bolton now experiencing what can most accurately be characterized as Karmic Retribution? Is Judy Miller exactly were she should be? Ahhh, the drama!
Who needs TV any more?
wiley |
07.16.05 - 6:33 pm | #
My bad, I see that RC has appeared, above. This is a village that STILL HAS its idiot...
wiley |
07.16.05 - 6:40 pm | #
"Right-wing media hatchet man and former CBS News correspondent Bernard Goldberg is shilling his latest tome of venomous conservative rage, 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (and Al Franken Is #37)."
I have a list of my own:
It's called "100 People Who Need to Go Fuck Themselves."
Goldberg is somewhere on there.
Terry C |
07.16.05 - 8:08 pm | #
well, the Communists in 1917 Russia and the Leftist Democrats in 2005 America were of the same size, basically. A vast minority, both of whom had dangerous ideas for how to run their countries.
R.C. Richards
Hello?
Is there anybody IN there?
Nod if you can hear me!
Is there anybody home?
Terry C |
07.16.05 - 8:10 pm | #