I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Test.
Booo! Ntodd
Yeh, NTodd, it works
First gravatarless post!
(My moment in the sun.)
Ntodd rules.
So the Fitzgerald smears Have started.
Rove joining forces with the Daley machine?
http://chicagobusiness.com/cgi-b...ews.pl?
id=17218
http://nytimes.com/2005/07/24/op.../24rich.html?
hp
This Frank Rich piece is a perfect example of how liberals should be pushing the Plame scandal — not by crying about bogus national security damage or by elevating spies to heroes.
This is all about how the administration operates, how it smears and how it lies.
It's not for liberals to romanticize spying and the CIA's proud culture of secrecy.
Remember Patrick Moynihan's great book, "Secrecy: The American Experience," which documented how counter-productive secrets can be in democracy.
Bobo creams his Sans-A-Belts over the preznit's SCOTUS nomination:
The Purpose-Driven Bobo
looks like another spectacular sunset.
I was only going to agree that NTodd rules.
Ntodd rules.
ellroon | Email | 07.23.05 - 7:47 pm | #
But he beat me to the punch!
Ntodd rules.
ellroon | Email | 07.23.05 - 7:47 pm | #
But he beat me to the punch!
Hmm, I love the smell of a fresh thread.
How's it going, moonbats? Did anyone else attend a DSM house party today?
It was great to be in group of motivated, smart, angry liberals. Much like everyone here, but you know, in person.
I need a cup of coffee.
How can you guys have a sunset? The sun is still up here...weird.
First gravatarless post!
mena"
you look so...so...nekid now...
I. RULE!
FrankenBush, piss into the wind.
How can you guys have a sunset? The sun is still up here...weird.
That damned Copernicus!
looks like another spectacular sunset
What are you, loopy? There's nothing but clouds out there!
I'm looking out my window right now, and it's clouds I tellya!
Good eveinign Shoebats. How stands life this day?
I hope my new friend drops by.
I was just reading the Conason column at Salon about the right wing pundits on Plame.
One day those sons-of-bitches will pay a heavy price for their lies, God willing. Smug, overly well-fed pricks. with a case of gin in the basement and a Canadian passport in reserve, snorting derisively through life. Fuck them.
Listening to Brel. He'd have pissed on them.
I was just reading the Conason column at Salon about the right wing pundits on Plame.
One day those sons-of-bitches will pay a heavy price for their lies, God willing. Smug, overly well-fed pricks. with a case of gin in the basement and a Canadian passport in reserve, snorting derisively through life. Fuck them.
Listening to Brel. He'd have pissed on them.
GAAAAH! I forgot the white pepper and the feta!
GAAAAAAAAAAH! No more stairs, pleeeeeeeze....
I hope my new friend drops by.
Well, you're only a state away...
I hope my new friend drops by.
What, has it been 28 days already?
[ /poor attempt at humour that will doubtless be interpreted by some as misogyny ]
Hey! I thought haloscan didn't do that anymore!
That damned Copernicus!
Dam that Galileo for giveing Copernicus his stupid ideas.Everyone knows the earth is flat.
I hope my new friend drops by.
Bring it on.
That damned Copernicus!
It was so much nicer when the Sun revolved around us. Ever since that bastard fucked with the natural order of things, it's been downhill...
It was so much nicer when the Sun revolved around us.
Not us. Me.
Not us. Me.
Not you, Our leader George W. Bush. C'mon get with the program here.
Bush revolves around Uranus.
Just finished watching Alien Apocalypse, with Bruce Campbell vs. the head-biting-off giant alien insects, and the almost all-Bulgarian, badly dubbed, bad-fake-beard-wearing cast. Grand stuff.
"I hope my new friend drops by."
you have so many...which one might this be?
Dam that Galileo for giveing Copernicus his stupid ideas.Everyone knows the earth is flat.
©smalfish
Ahem. Copernicus died 20 years BEFORE Galileo was born. Ahem.
Bush revolves around Uranus.
Not yours. Mine.
NTodd.
Interesting name, don't you think? The kind of name a TROLL WOULD USE!!! Ah - HA! Is it a coincidence that if you rearrange the letters in his sig you get:
doTdN
hang on. . .
you get . . . TddoN
No! You get . . . oNTdd!!
oh, fuck it . . .
.
bad-fake-beard-wearing cast
Did Evil Walter Neff produce that?
Dam that Galileo for giveing Copernicus his stupid ideas.Everyone knows the earth is flat.
Aristarchus came up with the idea first.
I mean, what can you expect if you only have seven days to clean up everything, create the world, and have guests in?
Dam that Galileo for giveing Copernicus his stupid ideas.Everyone knows the earth is flat.
©smalfish
Ahem. Copernicus died 20 years BEFORE Galileo was born. Ahem.
He used his evil demon powers to send his heliocentric perfidy backward in time!
Aristarchus came up with the idea first.
Ahem.
--God
Did Evil Walter Neff produce that?
Wrong type of fake beard. Think bushier. It helps if you've seen Cannibal! The Musical.
Wow! I was gone all day and missed Gibson's spit. Maybe the police will confuse him with a terrorist and do what the police in London did - that would put a twist on the "fair and balance" perspective.
EvilWalterNeff - you cannot spell NTodd without 'odd'.
And now I'm bummed: my new friend apparently gets the last word in the Blog Blogging thread below. For some reason I can't post there--Atrios musta disabled commenting, or can he selectively ban someone on specific posts? Sigh.
No! You get . . . oNTdd!!
oh, fuck it . . .
d-don't.
I mean, what can you expect if you only have seven days to clean up everything, create the world, and have guests in?
Depends on whether you expect the guests to treat the place respectfully or not, I guess...
The earth is neither flat not round - the earth is square. Get with the program - I heard it on Fox News.
Does anyone have news on how the McKinney hearing on the 9/11 Commission report went today? I thought it was going to be on C-SPAN but it doesn't appear on the website schedule.
First gravatarless post!
mena,
how'd you lose your gravy?
curious minds and all.
.
the earth is square.
Actually, it's more of a trapezoid.
But Fox News says....
Ahem.
--God
Well, if you wouldn't leave your toys scattered about everywhere, then maybe people wouldn't steal them. Besides, I don't see your name on it.
[ /poor attempt at humour that will doubtless be interpreted by some as misogyny ]
you are whacked, my friend.
the earth is square.
Everybody knows it's banana-shaped...
I think you should say Fox news SEZ...it makes you look cool .. I mean Kewl.
mmm, and I do wanna be kwel. ok, like, ok.
you look so...so...nekid now...
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JDW!!
kent - never had one, silly!
I'm waiting for Incog to defend the raping of little Muslim boys by our men in green.
Too weird for comment
and to think...I almost went to work for WWF in their legal department.
There but for the crates of cod go I.
The earth is neither flat not round - the earth is square. Get with the program - I heard it on Fox News.
Fox News -- Official news channel of the Bizarro World.
That damned Copernicus!
But...but...you know God made the Sun stand still...and...and...uh...oh my...I see now...
At least I still have the Tooth Fairy.
Too weird for comment
This sheep's bladder is predicting an earthquake as we speak.
you are whacked, my friend.
Guilty as charged, Your Embigulatedness.
Too weird for comment
bo |
So WWE dumped the Arab wrestler, I guess all the other psychotic whack-jobs are models of American character.
WWF = WTF watertiger!? Crates of Cod? Sounds like a religious epiphany...
the earth is square.
Everybody knows it's banana-shaped...
I was wondering what that thing in my pants was.
.
Finny
Is that wheel weal, I mean real?
.
The Earth is hollow and filled with Jews..
ellroon,
it was a long time ago when I was actively seeking employment in the "entertainment field."
(that should give the boys something to talk about)
But...but...you know God made the Sun stand still...and...and...uh...oh my...I see now...
Oh no you dont. You cannot superceed The Earth is not rotating...nor is it going around the sun.
Inside, the earth is filled with heathens - sez Fox New. And they are all square and pointy.
They say the world is your oyster. But, with Bush, it is like the oyster has been left on Watertiger's window sill since last Tuesday.
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Too weird for comment
This sheep's bladder is predicting an earthquake as we speak.
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HAhahaha! Sorry, guys. As usual, watertiger's first and best!
I have laid aside business, and gone a-fishing.
Whoa! I am impressed with your resilence, watertiger. Not many approach and survive.
Well that slam against Fitzgerald (scarcely a smear) is quite mild. But they're just warming up. Odds are they'll out him via Drudge before the week is out.
The Earth is hollow and filled with Jews..
Jews, or juice?
'Cuz in school, I learned that oil was another word for Earthjuice, and that we're not supposed to drink it.
Well that slam against Fitzgerald (scarcely a smear) is quite mild. But they're just warming up. Odds are they'll out him via Drudge before the week is out.
Agreed.
But, with Bush, it is like the oyster has been left on Watertiger's window sill since last Tuesday.
Quoi?
[/Eddie Izzard]
I think the Preznit should send all square heathens to another place, like Boston. Fox News sez that's were they all belong.
Any self-respecting suicide bomber will recognize the opportunity that is presented through the randon search program of the NYPD.
On my appointed day with Allah, I strap on my backpack and suicide bomb kit.
I head down to the most crowded subway stop during rush hour and wait to be searched by the bomb patrol.
When I go to open my backpack, I detonate my bomb and take out all innocent bystanders and the police that are looking for bombs.
Mission accomplished with maximum death and destruction including several police officers.
What a horrible scenario. Why are we so naive?
You're all full of it.
------I--------
am the center of the universe.
(why I can never be lost, because
I'm always right here.)
"Man Hands" courts KBH.
Well that slam against Fitzgerald (scarcely a smear) is quite mild. But they're just warming up. Odds are they'll out him via Drudge before the week is out.
Agreed.
Of course, when we cry foul, they'll go off on how hypocritical we are because we're all in favor of outing Republicans when it serves *our* purposes.
They've got it all mapped out...
Odds are they'll out him via Drudge before the week is out.
Tit for tat comes to mind.
John Gibson is a total douchebag and a coward to boot. I can't stand the sight of that fat, cowardly piece of dandruff, but about the London shooting...a few Atriots totally need a dose of reality.
The bottom line is that a day after a second set of suicide bombing attempts on the London Underground, homeboy (the dead guy) should have smartened the fuck up. On a _summer_ day, an Arabic looking dude runs into the Tube in a heavy overcoat, refuses to stop for the police, jumps a turnstile, runs down the escalator and try to dive in a train..
You do that and guess what - you're going to get popped! If I was a security officer I would have killed him too - not a doubt. For all the morons who saying, "Well they should have just disabled him!" I have to say, solid, solid response. Like wound him in the leg, so if had been wearing an explosive vest he still could've detonated it with his, um, hands, or shoot him in the midsection, which maybe could've trigged an explosion. The headshots were absolutely and completely appropriate.
Yes I know, he wasn't actually part of anything nefarious in hindsight. But remember again his behavior and what was going on in London at the time. The guy is - tragically - dead because he was a dumbass and IT IS HIS FAULT. It's tough being a liberal/progressive and come here to read these over-the-top fucking P.C. snipes and whines. No one is forcing me to look at the comments, but you read some of this la-la land shit and it leaves you speechless.
Well that slam against Fitzgerald (scarcely a smear) is quite mild. But they're just warming up. Odds are they'll out him via Drudge before the week is out.
David Ehrenstein
What is with all these outtings? Can't we get them all to come out at the same time? Jimmy/Jeff, and Karl, and Dubya, and Melham and Dreier and Scottie... We could have a parade!! Better yet, let's rent the old barn and put on a show!
Oh no you dont. You cannot superceed The Earth is not rotating...nor is it going around the sun.
©smalfish
Ha ha ha. A first I thought the guy was serious. He's kidding right. I mean he couldn't have put all that work into such an insane site. Tell me. He's joking right. Why are you all shaking your heads?......
Maybe the Jihadists are right!
Of course, when we cry foul, they'll go off on how hypocritical we are because we're all in favor of outing Republicans when it serves *our* purposes.
$20 says Ken Mehlman won't be leading THAT particular charge on the political chat shows.
FYI: Detailed DSM Timeline. Top rate troll expunger.
Tit for tat comes to mind.
That was funny.
.
The guy is - tragically - dead because he was a dumbass and IT IS HIS FAULT.
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Eat shit, soulless asshole. And then fuck off.
Ha ha ha. A first I thought the guy was serious. He's kidding right. I mean he couldn't have put all that work into such an insane site. Tell me. He's joking right. Why are you all shaking your heads?......
Don't *make* me have to get all Timecube on your ass...
mena,
forgive this (chickenshit) dumb bunny.
I try to pay attention, but, well, not always so well.
.
He's kidding right. I mean he couldn't have put all that work into such an insane site. Tell me. He's joking right.
I beg of you, TELL ME that site is a joke.
timezones, a conspiracy of the powerfull railroad trusts.
No really!
Don't *make* me have to get all Timecube on your ass...
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*Gasp* It's, it's like, the cooolest crazyperson site EVER!
Fitzgerald is MUCH tougher than they imagine. Moreover I suspect he's already out -- just like Jeff Kofman.
This is funny and informative too. Another Oscar winning filmmaker, another celebrity, another trial and another movie.
"Fugitive Filmmaker Roman Polanski's Film "Vanity Affair" - Closed With A Disappointing $88,000"
http://satire.myblogsite.com/blog
They're smearing Fitzgerald? This is good news - I was worrying that they had his wife locked up somewhere. This combined with my gambit that if I got my highest ever score on Zuma, would mean indictments for conspiracy and the end of the disgusting lot of them - it's in the bag. 114,000 - you're all toast, Bushco!
Don't *make* me have to get all Timecube on your ass...
EEEk, can I come out from under the covers now?
*Gasp* It's, it's like, the cooolest crazyperson site EVER!
Quite possibly The Greatest Crackpot Of All Time.
Why do I have to scroll down a thread for about twenty comments to get news?
Just finished watching Alien Apocalypse, with Bruce Campbell vs. the head-biting-off giant alien insects, and the almost all-Bulgarian, badly dubbed, bad-fake-beard-wearing cast. Grand stuff.
How did you like the ending, with its orgy of exploding evil head-biting-off alien insect green blood splattering everywhere?
I laughed myself silly.
In a relativistic universe, any point can be treated as the canter. Course, if it's my left ear, the math gets complicated.
Doug - you and I need to have a little chat...
Don't *make* me have to get all Timecube on your ass...
Eli |
Remember computers before the internet when all you could do with them was balance your checkbook and store your favorite recipes.
Now it's come to this...Timecube, Jesus what have we wrought?
refuses to stop for the police,
I don't mind being corrected if I'm wrong, but:
In this case doesn't "police" translate into "guys in street clothes carrying guns" ?
You might have run for your life under those apparent circumstances, as well.
This was just a warm up on Fitzgerald. It will get MUCH worse after any indictments come down.
Something tells me Fitzgerald is ready for them. God, I hope so!
Hey, I'll grant you that dude is at least partially responsible for what happened to him. Running from the cops the day after a bunch of bombing attempts was definitely not a smart thing to do. But what happened to him shows the folly of trying to turn a democratic society into a police state. Lots of innocent people end up dead thanks to the hair-trigger responses of the police, who have full latitude to do what they will.
In return, I want you to agree that David Koresh and the rest of his band of krispy kritters was responsible for what happened at Waco. After all, if it had been you or I holed up in our homes after shooting and killing a cop who came to serve a warrant, no way would our local SWAT teams have allowed us to stay inside for several months.
How did you like the ending, with its orgy of exploding evil head-biting-off alien insect green blood splattering everywhere?
I laughed myself silly.
Mwahahahaha. Now *that's* how you make a cheesy sci-fi movie.
I liked when the "cavalry" of senators and hippies arrived.
Quite possibly The Greatest Crackpot Of All Time.
Of our time, anyway.
Oops. Just read through - make that Fitzgerald's significant other.
TIMECUBE!!!!!!
HEY STUPID, DON'T YOU REALIZE YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID!!!
Idiot psychoanalysts criticize me (god).
You could say that the Tom Green Show equates to evil.
TIMECUBE!!!
The worms go in , the worms go out!
We still barely grasp the fundamental point of Timecube. It seems to be an illustrative reworking of the principle of the time zone, not really requiring any changes to anything.
Doug - you and I need to have a little chat...
why?
You're all full of it.
------I--------
am the center of the universe.
Doug
We are all at the center of the universe, by definition.
Everything is moving away, in all directions and at the same speed, from every spot in the universe.
(you're never gonna be kinda towards the edge)
.
Hey let's all chip in and have the Timecube dude give a talk at Eschacon 2005. I'll kick in a twenty.
Remember computers before the internet when all you could do with them was balance your checkbook and store your favorite recipes.
You forgot Lode Runner! And The Bilestoad, which I still believe to be one of the greatest games ever (you could hack off your opponent's arm, and he'd run away and leave it behind in a pool of blood).
David Ehrenstein's right. Taking down the Chicago machine is not for pussies.
Anyone for some skirt steak pounded thin, rolled with gorgonzola cheese and spinach, marinated in red pepper, oil and red wine vinegar, garlic, and parsley? Accompaniments will be fresh challah bread, blueberries and corn from the farm.
Taking orders now.
Whats to say that guy withthe parks on was'nt cold that day?
Does anyone know what the weather was like? That guy *was* from South America, ya know. "South" as in its always warm.
"Remember computers before the internet when all you could do with them was balance your checkbook and store your favorite recipes."
You don't have a problem with storing recipes now, do you?
And Leisure Suit Larry. Don't forget him.
In return, I want you to agree that David Koresh and the rest of his band of krispy kritters was responsible for what happened at Waco. After all, if it had been you or I holed up in our homes after shooting and killing a cop who came to serve a warrant, no way would our local SWAT teams have allowed us to stay inside for several months.
Is our children learning.
Fuck, no.
Hey let's all chip in and have the Timecube dude give a talk at Eschacon 2005. I'll kick in a twenty.
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I'm picturing the guy in the dungeon during the "Camelot" number in "the Holy Grail".
If a cop goes through you bag under the pretext of looking for explosives but finds a joint instead. Can you be arrested and sentenced?
Something tells me Fitzgerald is ready for them.
I would give ANYTHING to have Fitzgerald go on the evening news and say, "the fact that I enjoy sucking cock doesn't change the fact that Karl Rove and his fellow conspirators are a bunch of lying, traitorous, criminal douchebags from hell who have damaged America's national security and who are going to prison for a long, long time."
Hey let's all chip in and have the Timecube dude give a talk at Eschacon 2005
Yeah, like you're really going to get Tom Cruise to come to Eschacon.
And Leisure Suit Larry. Don't forget him.
Whoa. I DID forget about him, but it all comes flooding back.
Okay, k&y, I have to admit I'm a little suspicious of any song about Hell that runs over 4 minutes, much less 27. I'm thinking back to that aimlessly rambling spaceman puppet...
Hey let's all chip in and have the Timecube dude give a talk at Eschacon 2005. I'll kick in a twenty.
Oh, Jesus, absolutely count me in too.
Jennifer--due to a couple of personal experiences, I'm not ready to cut the police officers any slack on this. Running away does not = guilt, and it most assuredly doesn't make it permissible to open fire.
In a relativistic universe, any point can be treated as the canter.
True, any physical point can be. But C is the ultimate reference in the Einsteinian model.
Course, if it's my left ear, the math gets complicated.
Math is heard, er...hard.
How did you like the ending, with its orgy of exploding evil head-biting-off alien insect green blood splattering everywhere? - four legs good
Sounds like a scene from some of the recent managerial meetings at my illustrious workplace.
If a cop goes through you bag under the pretext of looking for explosives but finds a joint instead. Can you be arrested and sentenced?
Well I did hear on AAR yesterday, that someone was arrested. THey did'nt mention why.
Why do I have to scroll down a thread for about twenty comments to get news?
You must be scrolling too fast... there were several excellent news links right after the obligatory fristy banter.
If a cop goes through you bag under the pretext of looking for explosives but finds a joint instead. Can you be arrested and sentenced?
In Bush's america, probably so.
::looking around cautiously::
After reading most of the last two threads, is it safe here yet?
And Leisure Suit Larry. Don't forget him.
Whoa. I DID forget about him, but it all comes flooding back.
I'm pretty sure success at that game carried over to the real world.
Unfortunately.
Jennifer--absolutely do not forget Leisure Suit Larry! Monsieur, who bears the name of the leisure suited one, enjoyed that game tremendously.
Oooo, oooo, oooo! One order for me, Sallyh! You're so good to us.
Would anyone like some zinfandel? It should go nicely with Sallyh's steaks.
Damn! I must remember to leave all joints home before heading out.
You don't have a problem with storing recipes now, do you?
Sallyh
Nah, I've got them all memorized.
Running from the cops the day after a bunch of bombing attempts was definitely not a smart thing to do.
Jennifer, plainclothes cops. It makes a bit of a difference. If the next three people you see (who aren't properly uniformed emergency workers in any way) pull guns and start yelling, would you run or luckily guess that they're cops?
NTodd--your forgot to add, math is fun.
If a cop goes through you bag under the pretext of looking for explosives but finds a joint instead. Can you be arrested and sentenced?
I'm pretty sure they'd just give you five to the noggin to be on the safe side.
If a cop goes through you bag under the pretext of looking for explosives but finds a joint instead.
Of course the obvious solution to that is not to put a joint in your bag.
TOW--you sharing with the cook?
good stinking, four legs.
If a cop goes through you bag under the pretext of looking for explosives but finds a joint instead. Can you be arrested and sentenced?
In Bush's america, probably so.
four legs good
Absolutely YES. Don't give consent, turn around and walk away.
make sure you put it in your shoe, or somewhere else.
If a cop goes through you bag under the pretext of looking for explosives but finds a joint instead. Can you be arrested and sentenced?
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Anybody want to volunteer to be a test case?
Silleigh--I don't detect a strong whiff of troll flatulence. I think it's safe to come in and order a drink.
Would anyone like some zinfandel?
Only if it's Elyse's "Howell Mountain" bottling. I be's fussy about some zin...
make sure you put it in your shoe, or somewhere else.
Well, maybe not the shoe.
Absolutely YES. Don't give consent, turn around and walk away.
Better yet, if you're carrying a joint, just hail a cab instead.
We are all at the center of the universe, by definition.
I was wondering if anybody would know that.
OK. bright group.
Around here, I have to talk to some of the biologists or maybe one of the crazy old hippies that also live here.
Hamilton is very beautiful, but frankly one of the oddest places I've ever lived. Between the logger mountain men, the uber richies, hippie mormans (wchi.org), and conservative fundie wackos, it's much stranger, the Boston Mass, or SF.
Hey let's all chip in and have the Timecube dude give a talk at Eschacon 2005. I'll kick in a twenty.
Why the hell not? Eschaton is all about the EVIL OBSCURANTISM.
i was just over at the huffpo trying to educate a guy named geks about the ways of the conservatives.
he apparently was a bush supporter until the eye raq war. now he has turned against bush.
geks doesn't seem to be a bad guy but he is a good example of how clueless some of the people on that side really were-bought the anticlinton line completely!-lewinsky came to light during the whitewater investigation,said he! jesus.
i gave him some tough love.
Sallyh - of course it doesn't. I was just acknowledging that in the current climate, dude didn't use the best judgement in trying to run. He didn't deserve to die for that certainly. But he didn't adjust his actions to the current climate, and that did in fact bring the tragedy to its denouement.
I'm now listening to the Citizen In Hell "song". Lordhelp.
Yeah, like you're really going to get Tom Cruise to come to Eschacon.
You don't even know. . . you're glib.
Excuse me, I have to clear some Thetans from my brain...and get some more gnocchi from the store.
If a cop goes through you bag under the pretext of looking for explosives but finds a joint instead. Can you be arrested and sentenced?
In Bush's america, probably so.
Definitely so -- this was already happening under "grounds for suspicion" and "person of interest." It happened all the time on the TV show Cops that a guy is pulled over for driving erratically, tailight, whatever, and a light perusal reveals a botanical hobby. In one particular episode, the bastard had a joint in his ear like a pencil and told the officer he was clean. Orthodox Anarchist had a post complaining of a snap search based apparently on hip-hop-sympathetic costume.
I'm pretty sure they'd just give you five to the noggin to be on the safe side.
Nobody considering the issue seriously would cavalierly throw around an expression like "five to the noggin" to describe the shooting death of an innocent man.
To use it repeatedly like he did shows he's either trying to be inflammatory, or sociopathic.
And having seen some of his other commentaries, I'm going to go with option B.
Well, maybe not the shoe.
Maybe not.
The operative thing to remember here is that drugs and cops don't mix well.
So, for your personal safety, don't take drugs into a cop-rich environment.
That's my law enforcement tip for the day.
Hot off the presses!
I got your last throes right here! http://tinyurl.com/doop6
If a cop goes through you bag under the pretext of looking for explosives but finds a joint instead. Can you be arrested and sentenced?
Yes...USA PATRIOT forgoes the need for proof of probable cause.
I think it's safe to come in and order a drink.
Good. I could use one after reading that mess below. Jesus. Double, please? Something palatable, yet kick-you-in-the-haid-esque?
So, for your personal safety, don't take drugs into a cop-rich environment.
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Soon to mean: outside the house. Later to mean: ?
k&y, is this Citizen In Hell song *all* intro???
Sallyh, of course I'm sharing with the cook! You get the first glass.
Oh wait, there we go. Sweet Jesus.
I possess data, with proof, that will absolutely blow the lid off the present civilization.
Crap, I dropped it.
Nevermind.
.
Silleigh--we've got lemonade and Grey Goose, which is what we're drinking now, with a dash of rosemary and mint. Care for one?
Yesterday was so hot I actually drank a Culture Clash (vodka mixed into a slurpee). Those are reserved for massively scorching days.
Yeah, like you're really going to get Tom Cruise to come to Eschacon.
If it's Tom Cruise or the Time Cube dude, I vote for the TC dude.
Hey wait Tom Cruise and the Time Cube dude have the same initials...Scientology or just a coincidence. You decide.
Soon to mean: outside the house. Later to mean: ?
Well, they can already search your house without a warrant.
I assume if they find pot they'll charge you.
I'm beginning to fucking HATE THIS COUNTRY.
Culture Clash (vodka mixed into a slurpee
and you survived this?
I got your last throes right here
Hey, Schwa?
Right there, buddy.
Doug--without a hangover, babe!
Soon to mean: outside the house. Later to mean: ?
But it most certainly acceptable for our commande in chief to come out on national teevee totally and thoroughly geeked out of his gourd.
Nobody considering the issue seriously would cavalierly throw around an expression like "five to the noggin" to describe the shooting death of an innocent man.
Unfortuneately, I'm sure this going to become known as "a British high-five".
Eli, ultimately you get to the song itself, which is "the worms go in, the worms come out, into everything, even the private areas..." like the child's rhyme. It's actually laid out on the page with the adorable "I AM THE DUNGEON MASTER" décor scheme. The rest of that site is awesome too. Remember, she saw it in a dream, so it must be true.
You forgot Lode Runner!
I loved that game. Got an Apple ][+ emulator for my PC so I could play the classic version (don't give me those new things) even in the 21st century.
"The Earth is hollow and filled with Jews.."
And Hollywood is hollow and filled with Scientologists. (I'm a little obsessed).
Doug--admittedly, one has to be careful about the brain freeze thing.
laura flanders is talking about mckinney hearings NOW on aar.
And washington is stuffed and filled with...
To use it repeatedly like he did shows he's either trying to be inflammatory, or sociopathic.
Or simply, as someone said in another context: "I didn't know they made penises that small."
crazy! old! hippies!
Whaaaaaa?
(well, OK)
.
Eli, ultimately you get to the song itself, which is "the worms go in, the worms come out, into everything, even the private areas..." like the child's rhyme.
Yeah, she got there eventually. I love that a song sung by a citizen in Hell would be a neverending version of that song. But then, I guess that's why it's Hell.
Did I mention how impressively polished and professional a production this is?
All right, you've all done it, with your talk of demon rum. I'm out to get a bottle of tequila. I bet when I get back, there'll be a new thread!
Time Cube's name is Gene Ray.
Did I mention how impressively polished and professional a production this is?
As professional as Alien Apocolypse?
Time Cube's name is Gene Ray.
And I was bitterly disappointed that MIT took down the video of his appearance there.
Yesterday was so hot I actually drank a Culture Clash (vodka mixed into a slurpee). Those are reserved for massively scorching days.
Damn, why have I never thought of that??? ...I drive home these days and, no car A/C, I'm insane with heat by the time I get here. Surely there's a 7-11 on the way. Better yet, cherry Italian ice, microwaved to slush, add some vodka... memo to self...
* * *
Well, they can already search your house without a warrant.
My decidedly non-pot-smoking younger daughter and I are singing along to the cast album of Reefer Madness in not-so-silent protest. (I recommend it until Showtime releases the movie soundtrack.)
As professional as Alien Apocolypse?
There's no comparison, really.
crazy old hippies...
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I hope my new friend drops by.
I did and concur that you rule!
Man Hands" courts KBH.
watertiger
How do they make their hair look like that? More importantly, why?
"The Earth is hollow and filled with Jews.."
They always know how to insert themselves into the centers of power, don't they? There's probably some fantastic jobs and beautiful subdivisions in the ...magma...
crazy old hippies...
They know KUNG FU! Run for your liiiiives!!!!
Oh, man - I'm listening to the beautiful waltz from Howl's Moving Castle. Reminds me a bit of Rogers' Carousel Waltz - dreamy!!
They always know how to insert themselves into the centers of power, don't they? There's probably some fantastic jobs and beautiful subdivisions in the ...magma...
You mean ZOGma, right?
Zelda on the old nintendo
.
FLG-"I would give ANYTHING to have Fitzgerald go on the evening news..."
Sorry SteveLG, not Elyse's. Old Moon, a Trader Joe's wine. Good, not great, but cheap.
I hope my new friend drops by.
I did and concur that you rule!
Whoohoo! That makes me so happy because my entire self-worth now centers around your opinion.
And washington is stuffed and filled with...
Doug
Cedars, volcanoes, techno geeks, shitty traffic, wingnuts (the eastern portion), salmon and apples?
Zelda on the old nintendo
You know my girlfriend, then.
Bo--the WWF situation was weird beyond words. What kind of place is this where even the WWF becomes politicized!
Jesus, it's entertainment!
(me, I was kinda fond of Tecmo Bowl - Lawrence Taylor was *fast*!)
Wow! I was gone all day and missed Gibson's spit. Maybe the police will confuse him with a terrorist and do what the police in London did - that would put a twist on the "fair and balance" perspective.
Lima
Get the plunger!
The Earth is hollow and filled with Jews
Oh, I just noticed this one. Wasn't that a Star Trek episode?
ATTENTION!
Gene Ray has a message to the Jews. If any of you ...ah... appearently... work for Disney, he wants you to knock it off. Here's the message:
"
ARE YOU JEWISH?
I Am Not Jewish, Neither
Was My Mother Or Father.
Anyone saying that Jesus
and his Jewish father had
something to do with my
birth, is a damn evil liar.
I am of Nature's Harmonic
Time Cube - in which both
word and god are outlawed.
No plant nor animal speaks
word, a fraud by evil adults.
Gene Ray
"
Fucking Bambi, man.
(me, I was kinda fond of Tecmo Bowl - Lawrence Taylor was *fast*!)
Dam, me and my stoner buddy would play that game for hours and hours.
Jews... In... Inner... Spaaaaaace!!!
Eli and 4Legs--I'm bitterly depressed that I missed Alien Apocalypse. That sounds like quality entertainment where I come from!
You know my girlfriend, then.
Eli
(Shit!)
.
wwf, wwe, whatever it is. I'm sure that's where Bush learned his foreign policy.
Bo--the WWF situation was weird beyond words. What kind of place is this where even the WWF becomes politicized!
Jesus, it's entertainment!
Sallyh
My kids and I used to watch it (a friend is a former champion)- but around 10 years ago, it got so trashy that we just gave up.
Besides, in 1997, my friend got screwed over by that company in a really sleazy move.
Naturally, McMahon is a Repug and a Bush supporter. Friend of Rush Limpdick's, too!
Evening Moonbats --
Do we have a topic yet?
(I would have been here earlier, but I was playing with the new kitty -- good for my blood pressure)
Terry C--indeed, we'll help shove him down into the sewer.
Eli and 4Legs--I'm bitterly depressed that I missed Alien Apocalypse. That sounds like quality entertainment where I come from!
Um, I was able to view it through... other means.
The Earth is hollow
I thought it was stuffed with a pimento
When all you've got in the booze cabinet is gin, then the whole world is a martini.
Gravatar If a cop goes through you bag under the pretext of looking for explosives but finds a joint instead. Can you be arrested and sentenced?
yes, they've said "yes."
Well, there was that Superman episode about the Molemen.
(kapwosh)
Thank you! Try the fish!
(who knew that Gollum was a citizen of Hell?)
Well, there was that Superman episode about the Molemen.
"Mindy! Be my mole queen!"
i made my own pad thai last night, i jsut ate the leftovers & they were even better tonight!
Prior--lovely to see you! I'm glad the new kitty is doing so well. She's going to have a marvelous life with the brothers.
I think I would like to go to Gene Ray's house and show him my rather average circumcised dick right before I shove it into his wife's ass.
I just opened my freezer doors and realised I had taken my own advice from a couple days ago.
WalterNeff--wrong evil twin. EvilWalterNeff should have said that.
Culture clash? Never heard a name for it before today. My favorite is a tropical fruit slushy from a jamba juice type place and pour in a little coconut rum. 
The brothers? Why's it gotta be about the brothers?
And I still don't get why or how the Jews would fill the hollow earth... what on earth is the point of that??
OK, wtf!
Melissas doing laundry, is in the bathroom, cleaning and Singing!
Not even giving me shit about being on the computer and not helping.
What is going on?
I'm scared!
.
"Fucking Bambi, man."
KITSURUBAMI!
Is that a verb or an adjective?
...It *was* really hot and the cat.. Well, lets just day, he's not hot anymore.
Damn,how did you all do this? I had to get Arthur's dinner and make three more dinners for the freezer and watch HGTV about seriously nifty swimming pools....
237 mails. Cant you people just sit quietly for ten minutes?
And I still don't get why or how the Jews would fill the hollow earth... what on earth is the point of that??
Besides, if we have the entire interior of the earth, why would we even bother occupying Gaza or the West Bank?
TOW--it's a Chez H creation.
They have us taped
They have us pat
They are extraterrestrial, extraterritorial
Where did they come from? No-one can say
One possible explanation is that they
Are Space Jews
Jews from outer space
Sent to walk amongst us
To improve the human race
Space Jews
Jews from outer space
They gave us a messiah
They gave us a morality
They help us lead good lives from up above
They are Space Jews
They're giving us a message of love
For them we're clear
They see right through
All the stupid and murderous things we do...or would like to
The Nobel prize never goes to the goys
Who split the atom?
Einstein, Oppenheimer and the Freuds
Every one of them
Space Jews
Jews from outer space
Sent to walk amongst us
To improve the human race
Space Jews
Jews from outer space
They're doctors and they're lawyers
They're astronaut philosophers
They're holding up a mirror from above
They are Space Jews
They're bringing us a message of love
We are from Earth
But they're from space
And that's where we'll all go one day
If we have enough faith
Together we'll colonise the stars
They can take us that far
Mr Spock on the Enterprise will be our guide
Vulcans too are Space Jews...
And I really admire them
I really want to be like them
And when you want to be one
That's all you need to feel like one
For in the words of one of them
Theodor Adorno:
'Soul is just the longing
Of those with no soul
For redemption'
So why don't you come and join them?
Space Jews
We're bringing you a vision of love
- momus, SPACE JEWS
WalterNeff--wrong evil twin. EvilWalterNeff should have said that.
Sallyh | Email | Homepage | 07.23.05 - 8:53 pm | #
It's all that shaving to change identity. It makes Walter cranky.
Now, you know why super heroes prefer tights as costume.
Auntie GWPDA--don't blame me. I was out buying provisions, including stuff to make Arthur more doggie biskies.
Could Gene Ray (Timecube.com), in saying that "the Earth is hollow and filled with Jews", be communicating with or even rebutting Holocaust denier Ernst Zundel (Zundelsite.com), who attempted to revitalize neo-Nazism with a book about a hollow Nazi-filled Earth sending out the occasional UFO through polar doorways?
Personally, I always preferred Lothlar, King of the Mole People. (For you, Eli.)
Rasmussen: Chimp @ 42%
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July 22, 2005
George W. Bush's Job Approval Ratings Unchanged
As Americans Less Pessimistic About the Economy
While there has been a dramatic shift in the way Americans view the economy, George W. Bush's overall job approval ratings remain unchanged from a month ago according to the latest survey from the American Research Group. Among all Americans, 42% approve of the way Bush is handling his job as president and 52% disapprove.
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Personally, I always preferred Lothlar, King of the Mole People. (For you, Eli.)
"I often go on many short walks... by myself."
"Naturally, McMahon is a Repug and a Bush supporter. Friend of Rush Limpdick's, too!
Terry C | Email | 07.23.05 - 8:49 pm | #"
Not only is Vince McMahon a complete jerk, he plays one on TV
EvilWalterNeff would have said "amazingly large".
.
Mr. Judith Miller--we make fun of Rasmussen, okay? Bring us something from AP/Ipsos or Pew.
Well, think about it. Making a "false image" of talking plants and animals: sounds like everything Disney ever did, right?
Pesky kids.
-- Old Man Shaunessy
EvilWalterNeff would have said "amazingly large".
And with oily charm
I always wanted to see Richard(?) Reed (TV's Mike Brady) show up on a commercial and say, "I'm not a heterosexual, but I play one on TV."
we make fun of Rasmussen,
If cookoo bannanas is at 42 on thqat poll, what must his "true" numbers be?
Okay, I'm going to watch that devil volcano movie on Sci-Fi, but I'm not gonna like it.
Man, the ending of Dante's Peak looks cheesy as hell.
Evening, freethinkers
Robert Reed, who was GREAT with E. G. Marshall on The Defenders - great theme song, if anyone wants to track it down.
Auntie GWPDA--don't blame me. I was out buying provisions, including stuff to make Arthur more doggie biskies.
Sallyh - Do you suppose I could have that receipt? I've got peanut butter in the pantry, and whilst I'm making my own bickies I might as well make his.... (He ate almost -all- the calbacitas, again)
I'd like to take this opportunity to say that "Dante's Peak" is really quite a god-awful movie.
Or maybe it was that last flight of stairs that made me so irritable.
In either event...
meow.
Eli,
you will please to remove yourself from my brain.
It's Ripley, believe it or not.
smalfish--my guess would be he's brushing 40, and I think I'm being generous.
Man, the ending of Dante's Peak looks cheesy as hell
I don't think it *looks* cheesy, it really *is* cheesy.
"And I still don't get why or how the Jews would fill the hollow earth... what on earth is the point of that??"
inujytas
I think it has something to do with trying to deal with the contradiction that true Christians are supposed to hate Jews-as-Christ-killers while revering the Jews-as-God's-Chosen, so with the Tribes having been holed up in the earth, the Jews that are currently on earth aren't real Jews at all but pseudo-Jews, therefore available for toasting during the Apocalypse, or something.
Or I may be reading this all wrong.
Sallyh --
Hope you are well
"Baby" (final name to be determined -- Br Martin seems to be holding out for "Emma" -- we oldsters remember an earlier Emma -- we shall see) is sweet -- "Uncle Phred" sort of looks after her, though he does growl at her when she attacks his tail
Sadly, Booger (the other recent cat) is turning into a big paranoid -- he goes completely nuts & attacks Phred & ignores then starts huffing & growling at Baby -- can't trust him with euther -- so he's mostly confined to the courtyard -- winter will be interesting
you will please to remove yourself from my brain.
Okay, but you'll have to find someplace else to put me...
Robert Reed, who was GREAT with E. G. Marshall on The Defenders - great theme song, if anyone wants to track it down.
I loved EG Marshall. And I remember the song.
Btw, Da Vinci's Inquest is going to be syndicated in the US, starting about the week of 12thSeptember. Too, too good.
Why is it that we don't hear about Prohet of Jehovah Elizabeth Elijah Nikomia's prophecies coming true?
"
+ Many Events Are NOT Being Reported By The Mainstream
Media In Order To Prevent Wide-spread Panic.
"
That is fucking brilliant. It's a hell of a lot smarter than it looks. Who doubts that the infallible press corpse is full of shit and better at obscuring or hiding than at educating?
I don't think it *looks* cheesy, it really *is* cheesy.
Well, I didn't want to presume - it's possible the previous 115 minutes were the height of cinematic refinement.
Or sucked.
Walter, who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?
Man, the ending of Dante's Peak looks cheesy as hell
Does it by any chance involve vinegar and baking soda?
Robert Reed, who was GREAT with E. G. Marshall on The Defenders - great theme song, if anyone wants to track it down.
I loved EG Marshall. And I remember the song.
Went to high school with his kid, who was way cool. But weird. Or is that redundant?
Da Vinci's Inquest - GREAT show; being in Seattle, of course, I've seen it.
Okay, but you'll have to find someplace else to put me...
Heh.
The Niger story that should be making the headlines:
Rain is finally falling on the parched land of Niger, but it may make the famine now threatening 2.5 million of its people even worse, top aid officials said yesterday.
Torrential rains, following 13 months of drought, are adding a savage new twist to what the UN calls the world's "number one forgotten and neglected emergency" - which has forced parents to feed poisonous leaves to their children to try to keep them alive.
My money's going to MSF, as it has done in past crises.
Excuse me, I have to clear some Thetans from my brain...and get some more gnocchi from the store.
Can you save them for me, I make a wicked Thetan Fondue™
.
Oooooooh Volcano Prophet is on TV
Does it by any chance involve vinegar and baking soda?
Nah, I missed all the special effects. I'm sure the Sci-Fi Devil Volcano movie will more than make up for it, though.
Eli,
The heroine - she is not blonde!
Toby's butt is cheesy.
Prior A -
ENOUGH WITH THE VERSHIMML CATS. I'll drive this guy over to you.
Jeeze.
Besides, if we have the entire interior of the earth, why would we even bother occupying Gaza or the West Bank?
Your health? I hear it's because of the waters...
My stomach just said "Martini goes in me" I replied, "Okay"
.
Culture clash? Never heard a name for it before today. My favorite is a tropical fruit slushy from a jamba juice type place and pour in a little coconut rum.
TheOtherWashington
OK, I'm into it!
I gotta 2 speed semi-pro blender with 50 watts (or something) of ICE CRUSHING power.
The possiblities.
.
Does it by any chance involve vinegar and baking soda?
Only AFTER Linda Hamilton and Pierce Brosnan do the nasty.
Eli and 4Legs--I'm bitterly depressed that I missed Alien Apocalypse. That sounds like quality entertainment where I come from!
I'm sure they'll show it again.
Eli- I'm watching the stupid volcano apocolypse movie too.
I think it will be improved by the excellent bottle of merlot I'm going to be drinking.
The heroine - she is not blonde!
She'll probably die in the first 20 minutes, then. Or else the volcanic ash will make her *look* blonde.
Auntie GWPDA--here it is, with love to Arthur.
5 c. whole wheat flour
1 c. milk
2 eggs
10 tbsp. peanut butter
1 tsp. garlic or onion powder
1/2 c. cold water
1 tbsp. lard, shortening or bacon fat.
Shape into biskies. Bake at 375F for ~20 min. or until set.
Not even giving me shit about being on the computer and not helping.
What is going on?
I'm scared!
Shit,
I'm scared!!!!!
You're in TX right? Brother, I'd watch my back, and tread lightly.
You do have the emergency Rose Stash™, right?.
.
Culture clash? Never heard a name for it before today. My favorite is a tropical fruit slushy from a jamba juice type place and pour in a little coconut rum.
TheOtherWashington
When my buddy came to visit me, we went to Jamba for wheatgrass juice so we could make Lawnmowers. Delicious and nurtitious!
Who says The Simpsons isn't educational?
If the hollow earth is full of Jews, it isn't hollow, is it?
At the same site that gave you "Citizen," the prophetic proof "Satanic Plants in the Church" (ooo, tropical!) has to do with...homosexuals, not molestors. ("*sigh!* but homosexuals are molestors!")
At least there IS a science chick.
Oh boy, someone's gonna fall out of the heliocopter.
Oh damn. He didn't.
This movie is gonna suck.
1 tbsp. lard, shortening or bacon fat.
Ooooooooooh, bacon fat! We got that! Thanks!
Your health? I hear it's because of the waters...
low heating bills in the winter.
If the hollow earth is full of Jews, it isn't hollow, is it?
What if it's full of *hollow* Jews?
Ripley! How are you tonight?
If the hollow earth is full of Jews, it isn't hollow, is it?
Maybe they're hollow Jews.
Fuck, I really wanted to see the annoying prick fall into the lava.
That would really have improved my mood.
This movie is gonna suck.
i was on the edge of my seat. no. wait. don't.
Only AFTER Linda Hamilton and Pierce Brosnan do the nasty.
Wouldn't Massengill be safer?
And the science chick isn't hot.
Oh wait, she might be when the lava gets her.
Wouldn't Massengill be safer?
But not as environmentally friendly.
Hiya, Sally! Pretty good, and you?
Today I sat on my ass and did nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be.
Cinemax is showing "Shaun Of The Dead" at 10pm.
Can we get the Majority Report on this Brazilian guy?He might be gulty of a future crime.
And where is Tom Cruise to explain all of this to us?
Well, that can't be good.
Eli - you frighten me.
If the hollow earth is full of Jews, it isn't hollow, is it?
This is a mistranslation of "The world is full of challah."
If the hollow earth is full of Jews, it isn't hollow, is it?
What if it's full of *hollow* Jews?
Eli
Maybe they're hollow Jews.
NTodd the Inane
Prior A's point still would stand. The Jews, not the earth, would be hollow.
These people are so stupid they pretty much deserve to die.
Fuck, I really wanted to see the annoying prick fall into the lava.
==
You could watch Harold and Kumar. Again.
I love stoner humor.
Cinemax is showing "Shaun Of The Dead" at 10pm.
Brilliant!
Hey, good thing that truck happened to be there.
Today I sat on my ass and did nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be.
Watched Office Space, did ya?
Poll: Americans Say World War III Likely
But not as environmentally friendly.
Define "environment".
Eli - you frighten me.
This is as it should be.
Flory and Mena--emailed the reservation to each of you that I made.
Lawnmowers? I'm afraid to ask what flavor enhancers get added to make one. Must have missed that Simpson's episode.
Damn.
I don't get Cinemax.
I love Shaun of the Dead.
Oh, the humanity!
Today I sat on my ass and did nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be.
==
Yes!!
Now the annoying prick is filming everyone getting killed by the killer volcano.
He must die.
I love Shaun of the Dead.
Me too. But I've made a commitment to see this devil volcano thing through.
I like how the annoying guy just films everything instead of helping in any way...
Prior A's point still would stand. The Jews, not the earth, would be hollow.
Ah, but wouldn't the Jews, being part of the Earth and in its center actually consitute the center of the Earth, thus making it hollow?
And how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, anyway? If you dropped it in the woods and nobody were around to hear it except those angels, would it make a sound? And what if it were made out of the same dense material as a black hole...would it burrow all the way to the center of the Earth? And then would the Jews be hollow?
Ripley--I did not get to do that, but tomorrow promises to be a bit more leisurely. Sometimes doing nothing is everything it should be, and more
WTF is going on? i'm in the kitchen and all I hear is weird moaning from the TV. . .
oh, please. must save baby ... and die.
Today I sat on my ass and did nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be.
We have eight bosses. When we do something wrong, we have to hear about it eight different times.
Spinoza--that challah was moved to my kitchen today.
Damn, my thought-stealing mechanism appears to be slowing down. Or my fingers are.
Ah, but wouldn't the Jews, being part of the Earth and in its center actually consitute the center of the Earth, thus making it hollow?
I may be shallow, but I'm not hollow.
mena - I watched Harold and Kumar again the other night with my niece. Her mom wouldn't have liked her seeing it, but the next day the kid's at Best Buy picking up Clash CD of London Calling so I figure, there's no need for me to get between her and who she is.
Science chick dies and annoying prick lives.
There is no justice.
There, tigre. What'd I tell you?
Not Blonde = Dead.
Oh isn't that nice the way he saves the baby.
FLG,
I think your nemisis has staying power.
.
Or was it 4lg? All this volcano excitement has me completely disoriented.
Fuck this. Shaun of the Dead is on Cinemax?
Ai yah!
"I'd like to take this opportunity to say that "Dante's Peak" is really quite a god-awful movie."
At least you didn't pay real MONEY to see it like I did!
Mena--Harold and Kumar's great fun. And 'Dude, Where's My Car?' is one of my desert island picks.
As long as the Hollow Earth Jews don't team up with the Thetans, I think I'll be okay.
Watched Office Space, did ya?
No, just love that line. In my defense, I did listen to your podcast; and while the walking around people might call that nothing, I call it being actively engaged in the world around me.
Damn you killer volcano!!
"Bush revolves around Uranus."
Scarfin' up Klingons...
GWPDA --
_I'm_ a dog-monk --
The other brothers... not so much
I'm tempted to say 'Yes," to Brody just to get you to come here (will Arthur share the driving or is he unwiling to leave his new poddle sweetie?)
There, tigre. What'd I tell you?
Not Blonde = Dead.
Is this a verity of some kind? Do I need to run out for peroxide?
At least you didn't pay real MONEY to see it like I did!
geegirl
OUCH!!!
Sorry about that, I imagine that you had the hots for Pierce, no?
.
And how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, anyway? If you dropped it in the woods and nobody were around to hear it except those angels, would it make a sound? And what if it were made out of the same dense material as a black hole...would it burrow all the way to the center of the Earth? And then would the Jews be hollow?
Well, if it pricked them, would they not bleed?
I may be shallow, but I'm not hollow.
And not challah.
probably another false flag operation. another effort to drive us to welcome the global gulag.
npr's weekend edition of atc surprised me today. someone was interviewed who knew the geography of sharm el sheikh.
and what confused him was how any bomber could get a carbomb down that road to the bomb site. he related that there were 2-3 security checkpoints along that road.
after airing this, atc did not go any deeper into this issue.
but it is a very important issue.
how many kilos of explosives were in that vehicle? 30? or 300? and what kind of explosives were they? of military origin i think.
how did this vehicle clear all of the checkpoints along that private road? official documents proferred by the driver of the vehicle? or, egyptian security personnel who were part of the op?
or, were many israeli intell ops guests of the resort? many of them carrying in fractional quantities of the total explosive, assembling the total explosive, then detonating that explosive?
ses was not an islamic terrorist op, in my view. it was an israeli op.
i wonder, do you think that the egyptians will sequester all israelis in sharm el sheikh and vet each one of them?
all luggage, all vehicles, all clothes of all israelis in sharm el sheikh need to be checked for evidence of explosives.
if this isn't done, then you will know that the egyptian govt is beholden to some state entity that has run them off a full investigation of the bombing. and who could that entity be? the usg? the major financier of egypt?
It's not on! Who lied?!
Or was it 4lg? All this volcano excitement has me completely disoriented.
I'm disoriented too.
Annoying prick guy should die just on principal.
Is this a verity of some kind? Do I need to run out for peroxide?
I'm not sure if History Babes are subject to the same natural laws as Science Babes.
HOLY SHIT!
THE BODY THETANS!
THE BODY THETANS THAT EXIST INSIDE ALL OF US BY THE TRUCKLOAD UNTIL OF COURSE THEY ARE EXORCISED BY EXPENSIVE SCIENTOLOGICAL THERAPY!!!!
AND THEY EXIST INSIDE US BECAUSE...
...we are the Hollow Jews!!!!
It's not on! Who lied?!
10, tigre.
Er, or on principle.
He can die on a principal too for all I care.
"We are the hollow men / We are the stuffed men" -- T.S. Eliot
I gotta 2 speed semi-pro blender with 50 watts (or something) of ICE CRUSHING power.
The possiblities.
I don't have the exact recipe, but my bro-in-law makes incredible kinda-margaritas using fresh lemons and pink lemonade. You can't even taste the tequila, which nonetheless creeps up and bashes your brain in eventually.
NTodd--would you like some challah?
World War III took place in 1962. It was called "The Cucan Missile Crisis."
I have to watch this shit for another 45 minutes?
Good thing i'll be in the kitchen.
With knives.
I'm full of tinier Jews!
Lawnmowers? I'm afraid to ask what flavor enhancers get added to make one. Must have missed that Simpson's episode.
Wheatgrass juice and vodka. It has the charming characteristic of tasting better or worse than it sounds.
Plus, chicks dig a guy who can drink green stuff and not vomit.
Silleigh--such is the way of tequila.
Annoying prick guy should die just on principal.
Well, Skinner is a jerk, but this seems extreme.
And not challah.
Although I *am* twisted.
OT: When measuring the length of a cock, does one measure from the bottom of the balls or the stomach?
I went to one a meeting recently at the center of the earth; oy vay, what a fortzn zoffer!
Kish mier en toochis, Gene Ray.
I'm not sure if History Babes are subject to the same natural laws as Science Babes.
What do you bet that he meets a NEW science babe and she is blonde?
Frank Rich:
"On May 29, Mr. Bush announced that "we found the weapons of mass destruction.""
I had to google that:
Q But, still, those countries who didn't support the Iraqi Freedom operation use the same argument, weapons of mass destruction haven't been found. So what argument will you use now to justify this war?
THE PRESIDENT: We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories. You remember when Colin Powell stood up in front of the world, and he said, Iraq has got laboratories, mobile labs to build biological weapons. They're illegal. They're against the United Nations resolutions, and we've so far discovered two. And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/g8/
int...interview5.html
Also found this carnegie endowment page that must have 150 quotes from everybody in the admin talking about WMD:
Deputy Secretary of Defense Wolfowitz
Washington Post
March 30, 2003
"The president has made very clear that the reason why we are in Iraq is to find weapons of mass destruction. The fact that we haven't found them in seven or eight days doesn't faze me one little bit. Very clearly, we need to find this stuff or people are going to be asking questions."
Secretary Rumsfeld
ABC "This Week with George Stephanapolous"
March 30, 2003
"If you think – let me take that, both pieces – the area in the south and the west and the north that coalition forces control is substantial. It happens not to be the area where weapons of mass destruction were dispersed. We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.
http://
www.carnegieendowment.org...dmin_quotes.cfm
Plus, chicks dig a guy who can drink green stuff and not vomit.
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere.
I'm tempted to say 'Yes," to Brody just to get you to come here (will Arthur share the driving or is he unwiling to leave his new poddle sweetie?)
Prior Aelred
We'll all come. The Big Yellow Trucka has lots of room. Brody is obviously A Good Boy, who, as a Border Collie, should be able to keep everybody and every Monk in line. Also the cats. Say the word and I'll go down to the A
AAWL (founded by Miss Kitty herself!), pay the bucks and hit the road.
Ripley--now that just sounds...nasty. But if you drink one and don't vomit, I'll...I'll...I'll have to think of something.
NTodd:
I measure from across the room.
If there was a topic here, I've completely lost it. It's kind of a pleasant feeling.
What do you bet that he meets a NEW science babe and she is blonde?
Well, duh. That's why the non-blonde science babe had to die - to clear the way.
Unless there are sexy gypsy ladies, in which case all bets are off.
As long as the Hollow Earth Jews don't team up with the Thetans, I think I'll be okay.
Marcia. Marcia, Marcia, you don't even-- you're glib. You don't even know what Hollow Eart Jews are. I've never agreed with Hollow Earth Jews, ever. Before I was a sodomite I never agreed with Hollow Earth Jews. And when i started studying the history of Hollow Earth Jews, I understood more and more why I didn't believe them.
In my defense, I did listen to your podcast; and while the walking around people might call that nothing, I call it being actively engaged in the world around me.
That's the best defense, really. And I admonish everybody to follow your good example.
When measuring the length of a cock, does one measure from the bottom of the balls or the stomach?
I'll have whatever NTodd's drinking, please.
Plus, chicks dig a guy who can drink green stuff and not vomit.
Which explains the popularity of Harry Potter with the girls.
Harold and Kumar's great fun. And 'Dude, Where's My Car?' is one of my desert island picks.
Don't get me started.
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And not challah.
Although I *am* twisted.
Well, does it knead to be? Maybe you were bred that way. But I think of not as twisted but as rye.
("poddle" = "poodle" -- who needs preview when you can't spell anyway?)
Eli & NTodd think too much alike -- this ought to trouble both of them
They are, of course, wrong -- which ought to encourage all of us
The real question is, if Spinoza (the first one) & Einstein (the one & only) we such smart Jews, why weren't they lawyers (like watertiger, who may be shallow but is not hollow)?
Or at least doctors? (PhD is not the same -- ask Sallyh about the snarky DA)
NTodd--Why? Are you shooting for truth in advertising?
You can't even taste the tequila, which nonetheless creeps up and bashes your brain in eventually.
Ahhhhh, the gentle thwack of a 2 x 4 wrapped in velvet to the base of the skull.
What's not to like?
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Shaun of the Dead and From Dusk 'Til Dawn make a great double-feature. That's what I did for New Year's Eve this year (last year) (whatever).
Unless there are sexy gypsy ladies, in which case all bets are off.
I think we all had quite enough sexy gypsies in that stupid tornados in romania movie.
I'll have whatever Prior A is drinking, please.
I'm not sure if History Babes are subject to the same natural laws as Science Babes.
We'll have to just wait and see.
Oh crap, it's gonna be a sexy mexican. Or italian.
Something foreign.
Uh-oh, I think we have a Hot Bus-Driver Babe... But she's not blonde.
When measuring the length of a cock, does one measure from the bottom of the balls or the stomach?
Great. I was just about to start the cream sauce.
Angela, sit down and stop trying to summon the damn volcano!
What a believable Italian accent.
Or whatever they're supposed to be.
Angela, sit down and stop trying to summon the damn volcano!
And no tornados either!!
" World War III took place in 1962. It was called "The Cucan Missile Crisis." --David Ehrenstein
Now that's a hell of a pickle.
Well, if it pricked them, would they not bleed?
Only if there's a Hollow Jewquake and the moile's knife slips. Damn that Shakespeare was an antisemite.
NTodd--would you like some challah?
Yes, please.
When measuring the length of a cock, does one measure from the bottom of the balls or the stomach?
Great. I was just about to start the cream sauce.
watertiger
Oy.
My, my.
The Food Channel is in Cuba.
Forget blenders and margaritas. Yucca is the only way to go. For the benefit of those of you who will be gathering in Philadelphia, be sure to save this recipe:
Large gallon glass jar (restaurant supply jar)
Six large lemons
3/4 - 1 cup sugar
Fifth of tequila
Ice
Prepare lemons for squeezing, slice, squeeze into jar and throw in rinds as well.
Add sugar & tequila.
Fill jar to rim with ice.
Wrap in kitchen towel and shake for an hour. Pass around party and have everyone do some of the shaking. Rule is "if you don't shake, you don't partake."
At the end of the hour, the towel will have frozen to the jar and the delicious concoction will be very cold. Pop open the top, pass around the party drinking straight from the jar.
Guaranteed to put a shit-eating tequila grin on every face within 10 minutes.
Warning: do not make more than one jar. And don't think you can get by with shaking for less than an hour. You can't, and it will suck.
What a believable Italian accent.
Or whatever they're supposed to be.
Ciao, bella! Molto bene! Pepperoncini linguini galileo!
"Ahhhhh, the gentle thwack of a 2 x 4 wrapped in velvet to the base of the skull."
What's not to like?
The following day.
It was called "The Cucan Missile Crisis."
The Cancun Missle Crisis?
OT: When measuring the length of a cock, does one measure from the bottom of the balls or the stomach?
Folks, notice the lack of gravatar in that post. But the impersonation is otherwise spot on. Bravo!
So, mena, just what is your position in re mulch?
When measuring the length of a cock, does one measure from the bottom of the balls or the stomach?
According to fractal geometry, the distance could be infinite (if you think of your penis as equivalent to the coastline of Britain).
According to fractal geometry, the distance could be infinite (if you think of your penis as equivalent to the coastline of Britain).
That works out nicely, then.
What a believable Italian accent.
Or whatever they're supposed to be.
I believe it is an "HollowJewRabIstanItaliano" accent, the H being silent of course.
NTodd,
with respect to the measurement conundrum, you might ask Mr. Ed and see what he thinks.
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When measuring the length of a cock, does one measure from the bottom of the balls or the stomach?
But rarely is the question asked, "whose cock and why?"
Folks, notice the lack of gravatar in that post. But the impersonation is otherwise spot on. Bravo!
D'oh!
Which explains the popularity of Harry Potter with the girls.
Ooh, I forgot to post: Especially fun if you've been reading the hoo-haw over the sex hidden in Grand Theft Auto (and the guy who's outraged because a software patch will allow you to see nekkid Sims in Sims 2, even though they apparently have no genitals hidden under the blurred pixels).
The Related Stories are fun, too. Who can resist a headline like "Potter Implicated in Hogwarts Meth Lab Explosion"?
In New York City, because of the price of real estate, it's not uncommon to still live with your mother.
I think we all had quite enough sexy gypsies in that stupid tornados in romania movie.
What movie is that? Madame Omnibus is from there and I like to torment her with bad filmed in Romania movies.
Shaun of the Dead and From Dusk 'Til Dawn make a great double-feature. That's what I did for New Year's Eve this year (last year) (whatever).
I will be watching From Dusk thill dawn as soon as Madame O. gets home this evening.
The real question is, if Spinoza (the first one) & Einstein (the one & only) we such smart Jews, why weren't they lawyers (like watertiger, who may be shallow but is not hollow)?
Don't be messing with either of my heroes, Prior A, or I'll have to get medieval on your ass.
The Cancun Missle Crisis?
The Coochie Missle Crisis?
But rarely is the question asked, "whose cock and why?"
I know how hard it is to put pud on your family.
Silleigh --
How did the appeal for OSX go?
I was puzzled by your reference to the windows along the bottom until I remembered that one of the first things I did was move the "dock" to the right since I was used to having icons on the right edge on my old buggy blueberry iMac -- with OSX when you click the wee yellow circle in the upper left corner of a window it shrinks down to a wee icon & slips into the dock (the more stuff in the dock, the tinier the icon -- which has the appearance of the window at the time of its reduction -- does nay of this make sense?)
In New York City, because of the price of real estate, it's not uncommon to still live with your mother.
Or her corpse.
Fake NTodd - in your case, I'd say measure from where your feet touch the ground to the top of your head.
Angela looks like she just wandered out of an Argento movie.
But rarely is the question asked, "whose cock and why?"
I know how hard it is to put pud on your family.
B reaching out to folks who haven't been reached out to previously, we can grow the pud higher.
Lord. You pippel. This is the only relevant image of a cock.
And Prior? When you sober up, let me know about Brody. Arthur and I am more than game to drive backwards....
there is almost always too much information in these comments.
I know how hard it is to put pud on your family.
I would never admit to laughing at this, even if they tortured me.
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In light of recent GOP activities, here's the kind of ad I'd like to see plastered on billboards and on newspaper pages just before the 2006 elections (complete with photos of the various perpetrators)...
Treason
Perjury
Obstruction of justice
Money laundering
Embezzlement
Election fraud
Torture...
It's OK if you are Republican
Boy, am I ever glad to be back with you folks.
I just took a walk to the local drug store to pick up some cigarettes (it finally cooled down to 89) and on the way there and back I ran into (at various times)about ten of the neighborhood folks out for a stroll in pairs, mostly, and gad, they were all old!
Then, when I got inside and cooled off I realized that when I moved in about 25 years ago, we were all pretty much the same age.
I hate when that happens.
Fake NTodd - in your case, I'd say measure from where your feet touch the ground to the top of your head.
BRILLIANT!
It's a little known fact that penis pumps actually work.
that new frank rch is very good.
tells the saga concisely.
I would never admit to laughing at this, even if they tortured me.
What about tickling?
And why don't our interrogators use *that* more often?
It's a little known fact that penis pumps actually work.
I like the open toe variety.
...
...
... So I sneak in for a quick evening's pick-me-up with the fine folks at Eschaton, and I get fake NTodd and a whole lotta... spunk.
And, in the words of Lou Grant...
... naaaah.
So how is everyone this evening?
Oh, and another thing --
Who the FUCK greenlighted "Deuce Bigalow - European Gigolo"?
Eli - because the "poking with the soft pillows" strategy is so much more effective.
What about tickling?
Nope, I'll take that secret to the grave.
Your pollow up question is a good one, I might add.
.
... So I sneak in for a quick evening's pick-me-up with the fine folks at Eschaton, and I get fake NTodd and a whole lotta... spunk.
There's a truncated headline on the Hotmail's "Today" page that says "Single women turn to sperm..."
Mulch? Mulch?
I'm trying, who knows why, to kinda sorta keep up with Hollow Jews, hot lava, measured penises (unclear whose), Hot Science Babes, and cream sauce, and now mulch?
Actually, mulch and I are on good terms.
Oh, and now you're going to bring up Cosy Chairs, aren't you?
I know.
C'mon Arthur. Let's go swimming.
Who the FUCK greenlighted "Deuce Bigalow - European Gigolo"?
*sheepishly raises hand*
Eli - because the "poking with the soft pillows" strategy is so much more effective.
But *only* if you've got all the stuffing up in one end.
there is almost always too much information in these comments.
That's because we're getting closer and closer to Timewave Zero.
By 2012 these threads will look like glossolalia.
that says "Single women turn to sperm..."
Well that's what they get for turning around and looking.
NTodd--your namestealer wasn't bad. Even fooled Watertiger. I'm ashamed to admit that, given sufficient alcohol, i believe you would ask that question
It's a little known fact that penis pumps actually work.
Sure, the Swedish ones. But don't waste your money on that Taiwanese crap.
I've said too much....
I'm trying, who knows why, to kinda sorta keep up with Hollow Jews, hot lava, measured penises (unclear whose), Hot Science Babes, and cream sauce, and now mulch?
Are you saying it's too mulch of a good thing?
watertiger -- same shmuck who greenlit everytihng involving an SNL alumnus in the past five years, and I definitely include Will Farrell vehicles in that sad, sordid lot.
On the bright side, Fantastic Four is actually very watchable, except for every scene with that shirt-ad guy calling himself Victor Von Doom.
It's a little known fact that penis pumps actually work.
They actually make *shoes* for that thing?
NTodd --
I will not tell you (or your evil twin) how to measure, but I will have you know that I am extremely fond of both those Jews (did you know that Benedict is buried in a Christian cemetary?) -- I love to read Spinoza's letters & I am currently reading "Einstein for Dummies" which ought to be about my speed, but is rather over my head -- my problem is that Newton makes sense, so going beyond that is difficult for me to conceptualize (hell, I'm lucky that I can get Newton instead of being stuck with Aristotle)
By the way, if y'all have a chance, email that F'ing douchbag John Gibson and let him know what you think about "five in the noggin"
myword@foxnews.com
I did.
Why didn't any of *my* teachers dress like that?
Sure, the Swedish ones. But don't waste your money on that Taiwanese crap.
What about the kersosene powered ones?
... So I sneak in for a quick evening's pick-me-up with the fine folks at Eschaton, and I get fake NTodd and a whole lotta... spunk.
Real NTodd's here, too!
Oh, and now you're going to bring up Cosy Chairs, aren't you?
Of course not. But I will bring up...THE COMFY CHAIR!!!
MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH SPAGHNUM SPAGNUM SPAGHNUM SPAGHNUM SPAGHNUM MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH SPAGHNUM SPAGNUM SPAGHNUM SPAGHNUM SPAGHNUM MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH SPAGHNUM SPAGNUM SPAGHNUM SPAGHNUM SPAGHNUM MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH SPAGHNUM SPAGNUM SPAGHNUM SPAGHNUM SPAGHNUM MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH MULCH
{whistles off into the distance, chalantly....}
Who the FUCK greenlighted "Deuce Bigalow - European Gigolo"?
Gotta be the same person who unleashed Envy on an unsuspecting world last year, instead of throwing the final print into Kilauea.
On the bright side, Fantastic Four is actually very watchable, except for every scene with that shirt-ad guy calling himself Victor Von Doom.
I don't suppose you've seen the Roger Corman version that was never released? Doom kept clenching and unclenching his fingers with loud clanking sounds.
Filkertom,
I have this sinking feeling, that I missed your stop in Indy.
Hangs head in shame.
In my defence, numerous distractions were assaulting on many levels.
..............
"Im sorry, Im sorry".
No you aren't.
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There's a truncated headline on the Hotmail's "Today" page that says "Single women turn to sperm..."
Eli | Email | Homepage | 07.23.05 - 9:39 pm
In the vernacular... bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I'll have *your* mulch! I *love* it!
"I turn to sperm,
When you are . . . (panics, searches for word that rhymes) . . . firm
I turn to sperm...
(with apologies to ELO)
Who the FUCK greenlighted "Deuce Bigalow - European Gigolo"?
Yeah.
The first one was high-larious.
pffft.
It did give us "mangina" though.
Diane--we saw one of Larry's oldest friends this past week. Amazing how aging only happens to other people
Are you saying it's too mulch of a good thing?
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Oh, no you don't. You aren't pinning tonight punnapaloozah on me. GWPDA brought up mulch. I just sort of agreed. In general. Compost yourself.
GWPDA, Irate Scholar
Mulch on the brain.
Sad, so sad.
Yard work is hard, its hard!
(like I would know)
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NTodd--your namestealer wasn't bad. Even fooled Watertiger. I'm ashamed to admit that, given sufficient alcohol, i believe you would ask that question
I would indeed, which is why I applaud my nemesis! Just one little flaw in his evil plan--that damned missing gravatar--but on the whole excellent execution. And here I thought nobody could imitate my fevered rantings.
I'm lucky that I can get Newton instead of being stuck with Aristotle
Word!
WHAT THE FUCK is going on in this movie?
Bueller? Bueller?
I will be watching From Dusk thill dawn as soon as Madame O. gets home this evening.
Whoa -- that gave me a start. My nickname, years ago, was Madame Olga. Happy watching! I was shown the movie without being told what happens halfway through.
* * *
How did the appeal for OSX go?
Hi, Prior A! ...'Zackly nowhere; just as expected. It was just fun to point out the irony. Until we iron out some company kinks, we don't have the money for it.
I'm not familiar enough with OSX to know if we're talking about the same thing; the Windows task bar can be moved to the side too, which I always forget, but the real attraction of X for me would be the ability to bring up an open window with one click instead of having to shuffle windows all over the place to find the buried one. I've been told OSX will do that. Huge selling point, aside from being able to run a browser more advanced than IE5 for Mac, arrgh.
I will be watching From Dusk thill dawn as soon as Madame O. gets home this evening.
Whoa -- that gave me a start. My nickname, years ago, was Madame Olga. Happy watching! I was shown the movie without being told what happens halfway through.
* * *
How did the appeal for OSX go?
Hi, Prior A! ...'Zackly nowhere; just as expected. It was just fun to point out the irony. Until we iron out some company kinks, we don't have the money for it.
I'm not familiar enough with OSX to know if we're talking about the same thing; the Windows task bar can be moved to the side too, which I always forget, but the real attraction of X for me would be the ability to bring up an open window with one click instead of having to shuffle windows all over the place to find the buried one. I've been told OSX will do that. Huge selling point, aside from being able to run a browser more advanced than IE5 for Mac, arrgh.
Haven't seen Fantastic Four, but The Island was okay, especially since I knew going in that it was PG13, and thus had no expectations about any full frontal views of Ewan.
I do, however, have a tape of Velvet Goldmine for that.
Oh, no you don't. You aren't pinning tonight punnapaloozah on me. GWPDA brought up mulch. I just sort of agreed. In general. Compost yourself.
I really need to leave this one aloam - this lifelong citydweller is completely outgunned, vocab-wise.
It did give us "mangina" though.
I don't think you can get a heart condition from a movie. Well, maybe a really scary movie, but still...
It did give us "mangina" though.
I'm pretty sure Sinead O'Connor released that back in, like, 1989.
Wait, that's not right...
Just one little flaw in his evil plan--that damned missing gravatar--but on the whole excellent execution.
Are you saying his plan felt pretty good, on the whole?
It's a little known fact that penis pumps actually work.
It works, but it whose favor?
Could I get a comment thread without any mulch in it? I DON'T LIKE MULCH!
GWPDA --
Sadly, I am like this sober -- & I would love a dog -- but the community wouldn't wear it
SIGH!
If you want to know what I am like drunk (better than Incog, I hope), you wil jsut have to come to EschaCon
WHAT THE FUCK is going on in this movie?
Bueller? Bueller?
What, you think watching it gives me some kind of special insight into what's happening?
Sheesh. But apparently the Argento Girl is crazy-dangerous and does weird things with dead bunnies while crying.
So, mena, just what is your position in re mulch?
I'm for mulch, but against gooey rotting things.
Welcome back to my world folks. The food was great.
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mulch
spagnum
vermiculite
Urp.
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And as I was saying, the West has got to face up to this threat and soon and quit hem-hawing around.
Punning? Oh, sod it. I can't seed spending my evening weeding thru threads of puns.
Are you saying his plan felt pretty good, on the whole?
Pretty good, based on darn good intelligence.
It's a little known fact that penis pumps actually work.
Well, I'll never look at a T-strap the same way again. Or a slingback, for that matter.
NTodd--but what does Sam think of mulch?
Could I get a comment thread without any mulch in it? I DON'T LIKE MULCH!
You haven't had it cooked right. It's like venison.
Eli -- I own it, of course. I actually have a great fondness for that turkey. Very affectionate movie, if dreadful.
CS™Em -- I know nothing about that, nope nope nope. My life is blissful with the Feng Shui of it all. Or not. For what it's worth, I'll be at Archon in Collinsville, IL (suburban St. Louis) at the end of September.
By 2012 these threads will look like glossolalia.
I often wonder about how much space would be needed to store the entire comment archives of this place.
would be some most entertaining reading in our Handmaiden's Tale, future.
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Ripley "I've said too much"
MulchLady
you tickle my giggle bone.
fake Ntodd, Eli, I ain't gonna measure it.
I DON'T LIKE MULCH!
"but I know I love you-oo-oo-ou
and that may be
all I nee-ee-eed
to knoooooow"
OK, then, I'll issue a FATWA on the terrorists!
I like the open toe variety.
spinoza
6"
Ooo baby!
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There's mulch cake, mulch sorbet, mulch pudding, and strawberry tart.
I watched Harold and Kumar go to White Castle last night. I/m surprised it wasn't a big hit. Sure, it's not Citizen Kane, but it's one of the better films in its genre.
The bread puns go against my grain. I can barley stand to read them. We oat not go there in the yeast.
What about the kersosene powered ones?
spinoza
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I understand the pedal-powered ones tone your thighs while you work, too.
Eli, are you talking about Repulsion, one of Polanski's best?
Get them behind me, FATWA! I said, HEAL FATWA! HEAL!
Prior -
You just take that picture of Brody to Mass and double dog dare your community. I just betcha you'll be on the line to me by 9am to-morrow. Betcha.
I'm going swimming.
them = thee
I understand the pedal-powered ones tone your thighs while you work, too.
You're just a pedal pusher, you are.
Eli, are you talking about Repulsion, one of Polanski's best?
Close! Volcano: Nature Unleashed, on Sci-Fi RIGHTNOW!
FT,
I'll have to wait until our ships can once again collide in the middle of the night like the Stockholm and name of ship escaping me for a moment.
Well, I'll never look at a T-strap the same way again. Or a slingback, for that matter.
watertiger
Why did that make me think of strap on?
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I cast you out, in the name of FATWA!
Now, hell's bells, how come Firefox doesn't warn me before an attempted double-posting anymore???
OK, then, I'll issue a FATWA on the terrorists!
It's "wa gras", Incog. And you call yourself a French-loving, elitist liberal. Feh!
I can't take too mulch punning tonight, okay? I'm hedging my bets, sorting my clippings, and feeling sod 'n' lonely. A lawn-gro 'bout ten-thirty, I'm gonna cut out of here.
There's mulch cake, mulch sorbet, mulch pudding, and strawberry tart.
Strawberry tart? Does it have any mulch in it?
I'll have to wait until our ships can once again collide in the middle of the night like the Stockholm and name of ship escaping me for a moment.
Andrea Doria.
Andrea Doria!
BTW, how did the indy gigi go?
I have mulled things over. Yes, I have mulled; and I have decided what I am going to do when Karl's head is gently lowered through the police cruiser's door:
I'm gonna do the Walter Huston.
Who's with me?
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Strawberry tart? Does it have any mulch in it?
Well, it's got *some* mulch in it.
FATWA, you have no power here. BE GONE!
Does this thread make me look fatwa?
'Sokay, Kent. Actually, I'm gonna try and book myself to some house concerts in the five-state area (Michigan, Ohio, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky) in the fall, and we'll see what happens from there.
I'm gonna do the Walter Huston.
Who's with me?
I fear it might be mistaken for the Ashlee Simpson.
Sileigh --
Yup -- you can click your open windows off to the botom or side -- move the cursor to them & the title will show -- sounds like just what you need -- if you want to make profits you have to spend money (check out the pointy haired boss in "Dilbert" -- oops, I suppose you're working for him!)
One 'n' All -- I LOVED "Fantastic Four"! Perhaps the only unpretentious comic book movie (warning -- I also liked "Hellboy," but I am not familiar with the comix -- OTOH, I was a fan of FF from #10 to the appearance of the Silver Surfer when I suddenly lost the ability to read comic books) -- the attitude of the Human Torch was right on target -- it was funny -- it was touching -- it's box office exceeded expectations (almost by a factor of two) so there ought to be a sequel & I want to see it!
Does this thread make me look fatwa?
Not so mulch.
Well, it's got *some* mulch in it.
Ummm, no it does'nt. It has those gooey rotten thingys in it.
Dau' is pleading for a breakfast outing at 10PM, so it's off to some hellishly lit place for bacon and eggs. Later, 'bats.
warning -- I also liked "Hellboy," but I am not familiar with the comix
Prior A -- if you get a chance, check 'em out. They're jim-dandy.
If a cop goes through you bag under the pretext of looking for explosives but finds a joint instead. Can you be arrested and sentenced?
Lima | 07.23.05 - 8:26 pm | #
Depends on where it is and under what circumstances...
If you are at an airport, the Supreme Court says yes... you have very low expectation of privacy there. At this point, you've got to assume it is the same way at any train station.
If you are just walking down the street, they need is a "reasonable articulable suspicion" that you have a weapon and the search has to be limited to what is necessary to find such a weapon.
In the past, this meant frisking the person for a gun or knife. But since we are talking about explosives now, I think the area of suspicion just got a lot bigger.
Wow, burning fingers.
I bet she gives great hand jobs.
BTW, how did the indy gigi go?
Very well indeed. Not a huge money maker, but some, and it won me a lot of points with a lot of people for future conventions. About twenty percent of what I do now is networking, which I couldn't have predicted but should've, and I hadn't been to Indy in ten years. This worked well.
Oh good lord, pie, that article gave me a start. What's wrong with this picture?
Eli:
You are fucking right. That's EXACTLY what she looked like!
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I understand the pedal-powered ones tone your thighs while you work, too.
You can attach a bicycle to a.........
Was I just thinking outloud?
Uh-oh! More ominous stock footage!
Eli is possessed by the FATWA.
Oh. I went to the ladies, and now the moment has passed to make my little joke about non-secateurs....
Prior -- ah-yup. Chris Evans as Johnny Storm was great, and, even though I thought the Thing suit looked more rubbery than brick-like, Michael Chilkis sold it completely. My big problem was that nothing they did with Doctor Doom felt right to me, and every time they went to a scene with him, I grew impatient for them to get back to the good movie.
Y'know, D'Giorno pizzas aren't bad but waiting for the little button to pop out is so infuriating.
"Darling, if you have a fatwa on you, does it make you fat?"
- edina, ABSOLUTLEY FABULOUS
If a cop goes through you bag under the pretext of looking for explosives but finds a joint instead. Can you be arrested and sentenced?
Lima | 07.23.05 - 8:26 pm | #
Evidence in the past during searches has not been thrown out. There is a case where a police officer frisked someone (looking or a weapon) and found an oz of marijuana. He told the jude that his 30 years of law enforcement experience has taught him what an oz of mj feels like thru jeans and therefore had reasonable cause to remove it from the person's pcoket. It was allowed bby the judge.
However, if they are searching a bag on the subway and find something else illegal, I'm *sure* that they can arrest you for that.
Speaking of hand jobs...
My big problem was that nothing they did with Doctor Doom felt right to me, and every time they went to a scene with him, I grew impatient for them to get back to the good movie.
In the previews, he came across more as an evil yuppie than a mad Latverian dictator. The mad Latverian dictator thing is kinda key for me.
What's wrong with this picture?
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You're dead right about the, um, layout there. I saw that story somewhere the other day, and I guess I just blocked it out because it's just so damn distasteful. I mean, honest to god.
Time for the "reality-based community" to face reality.
http://heraldsun.news.com.au/
com...7^25717,00.html
Yeah, speaking of which...
NTodd -- um.
Um.
Well, the clown glove certainly would make a difference.
Okay, I need therapy now. No, now.
Can we get a FATWA??!!
Al Koofar,
run for the hills, build a bomb shelter, stop living.
Turd.
I saw that story somewhere the other day, and I guess I just blocked it out because it's just so damn distasteful. I mean, honest to god.
What, you dont think that judges who obsessivly masterbate during court proceedings is a *good thing*?
Amen!
Y'know, D'Giorno pizzas aren't bad but waiting for the little button to pop out is so infuriating.
That's what Bob says about sex with me.
-Liddy Dole
Now, hell's bells, how come Firefox doesn't warn me before an attempted double-posting anymore???
Silliegh, sweety,
check and see if Java script is enabled. There may have also been changes in the server side.
Also, you may wish to consider a mac mini, I'm loving mine. Darwin lets me use most of my favorite Linux apps and works so well that I have yet to reformat the hard disk.
OSX is pretty cool as well.
Is there a FATWA in the house!?
"Signore Woods, you are meddling in a world you do not understand."
Followed by the threat that "Things might happen. Things... we cannot control!"
This sort of thing is the hallmark of a great sci-fi movie.
Time for the "reality-based community" to face reality.
Which reality? The one in which we wonder why they hate us as we drop death upon their children?
filkertom --
I agree that Doc Doom was the qweakest part of the movie -- do you think it was because they changed the charatcer so much (IIRC Doc Doom had no super powers whatsoever -- lots of scientific gadgets & nefarious plans that the FF always thwarted)
Reed Richards was a doofus, but that fit the comix, too -- the scene when he was trying to keep Ben under control was hilarious
Of course Jessica Alba looked nice in a skin tight blue outfit
re: FF movie
Ioan Gruffudd was something of a dud, IMHO. I liked McMahon as Doom much more than him.
Eli -- actually, a mad yuppie is pretty much precisely what they do to him. A bone here and there about him being from Latveria, but otherwise right out of a bad ripoff of The Apprentice. Which is a really shitty way to deal with, arguably, the greatest villain in the Marvel Universe.
What, you dont think that judges who obsessivly masterbate during court proceedings is a *good thing*?
I think if that's what it takes to make him relaxed so he can provide disinterested justice, then so be it.
That danged Durbin again: http://www.newsmax.com/archives/...23/
131312.shtml
Is there a FATWA in the house!?
Incog | 07.23.05 - 10:04 pm | #
Can I get a witness?
" Can we get a FATWA??!!"
--Incog
I'll give you a FATWA if you make me some ribs.
Evening, Moonbats!
Which reality? The one in which we wonder why they hate us as we drop death upon their children?
NTodd the Inane | Email | Homepage | 07.23.05 - 10:04 pm | #
Or do the unspeakable things that were in the 87 unreleased photos and 4 unreleased movies from Grhaib?
For those who care:
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets
I hate them as they drop death on children in Darfur.
Yeah, Prior A & filk. Doom is supposed to be a mad dictator with no powers, who blows his own face off and puts on the mask to hide it, and derives all his powers from his technology.
J.E. Thornhill,
no one cares what you think, asshole.
FT,
Keep me apprised of the situation
Eli, Steve,
Doria, of course.
Thank you.
Ioan Gruffudd was something of a dud
That's too bad. I loved him in the Hornblower series. I figured between Ioan and the lovely and sometimes-talented Jessica Alba that I could maybe enjoy wasting a few bucks on the flick.
Was NewsMax able to prove that Durbin, who hates our troops, is unrepentant in his Democratness?
Prior -- yeah, pretty much. He's gained sorcery in the past couple of years, reclaiming his mother's heritage (although I'm not sure at this point if he's alive or not -- comics are funny that way).
I thought Reed was all right, but I wish he'd been more confident. His nerdy obliviousness was fine, but he didn't have enough of the determination I associate with Reed.
SteveNS -- no real argument, but Gruffudd did work better against the rest of the cast, I thought. I also thought the Thing/Torch relationship was dead the hell on.
That danged J.E. Thornhill and Karl Rove again...
Ioan Gruffudd was outstanding when he was looking for dead bodies at the end of Titanic
"Is there anyone out there?"
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I can't wait to get moved soon. I got a huge barrel smoker they haven't let me use where I've lived and the ribs will be a'smokin'.
Greets, Hecate!
I also thought the Thing/Torch relationship was dead the hell on.
No argument there.
"In the previews, he came across more as an evil yuppie than a mad Latverian dictator. The mad Latverian dictator thing is kinda key for me.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 07.23.05 - 10:01 pm | #"
Define, in 10 words or less, the difference between an evil yuppie & a mad Latverian dictator
(BTW-- the critics wwere totally screwy on this flic -- I think they bought into the inside Hollywood buzz & decided it was not a good movie before they bothered to see it -- insider stuff is mostly bullshit -- ask Judy Miller)
I got a huge barrel smoker they haven't let me use where I've lived and the ribs will be a'smokin'.
What, was there a fatwa against using your smoker?
In the past, this meant frisking the person for a gun or knife. But since we are talking about explosives now, I think the area of suspicion just got a lot bigger.
spiritravelle
Next Headline at FOX:
"Joint Bombs, Is MariJuana a gateway to Terrorism?"
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Yo mamma so fat, she a FATWA.
Incog -- mmmm. Went to Red Hot & Blue in Novi today and had some wonderful ribs w/dry rub and gulf shrimp.
Well, if no one has proclaimed this as yet, "too many threads spoil the soup."
Nah, I live in a housing complex and they stopped letting us barbecue a number of years ago. They want us to go out way away from the duplexes and barbecue. Who needs that? I don't want to barbecue and feel like I have 10 pairs of eyes on me.
Thanks, mer.
And now I'm hungry.
No soup for you!
You can't slow cook the que with 10 pairs of eyes on you.
Can I get a FATWA?!
A moile was at the end of his long career, and finally gave his son a treasured wallet, made up of all the foreskins he'd ever cut.
His son asked him, "What's so special about this wallet?" "You rub it a couple times, you got an overnight bag..."
Hi Hecate, I s'pose you're leaving for the eenklay eestshay
I didn't like the Hornblower stuff -- really lame compared to the short stories (& mostly quite incredible) -- but not the Welsh kid's fault
FF was a fun movie, though -- I agree with flikerton that RR is a determined nerd & that didn't come across -- but it would have been hard to fit that in with his cluelessness in his relationship with Sue Storm (which was resolved by the time I hit the comix)
"who blows his own face off and puts on the mask to hide it, and derives all his powers from his technology."
Like Batman? although he doesn't blow off his own face.
"I'M FULL OF TINIER JEWS!"
I hate them as they drop death on children in Darfur.
Incog | 07.23.05 - 10:07 pm | #
It doesn't seem like you have reached a conclusion. You are just carrying emotions of fear and anger.
These are meaningless if you cannot reach some articulable strategy for dealing with the situation.
What is your strategy? Is it sending all the Muslims to concentration camps? Is it subjecting them to full body cavity searches every time they go out in public? Genocide?
If you have a strategy, state it and try to defend it. Right now, you are wasting everyone's time including your own.
Like Batman? although he doesn't blow off his own face.
Sort of, except that Batman doesn't really use technology for any of his actual asskicking.
Evening, free thinkers.
I was called away for an hour or so. What is going on now?
Tena,
Clean sheets
I just want them to stop killing children in Darfur. Why is that never mentioned, too. Lot's of US condemnations but none on them.
Of course, I don't support any of it.
I just want them to stop killing children in Darfur. Why is that never mentioned, too. Lot's of US condemnations but none on them.
Incog | 07.23.05 - 10:23 pm | #
Who never mentions that??? You're going to have get a lot more precise about your accusations if you want anyone to pay attention to you.
On the bright side, Fantastic Four is actually very watchable, except for every scene with that shirt-ad guy calling himself Victor Von Doom.
Except Von Doom wasn't a radiation induced mutant, he was really an evil mad scientist seduced by the Dark Side seeking to fuse the power of science and the occult, horribly disgured by an explosion in his quest for the Power of the Other Side.
What's with Hollywood these days?
And what's that with the Thing's appearance? He really should have resembled the Rock Monster from Galaxy Quest more than an obese burn patient. They did get the idiot persona right though.
Standards. Who has them these days?
On the other hand, on a second viewing, the Tripod machines from War of the Worlds are definitely what the latest DARPA budget had in mind.
And what's that with the Thing's appearance? He really should have resembled the Rock Monster from Galaxy Quest more than an obese burn patient. They did get the idiot persona right though.
Yeah, his hide should look like actual rocks, not... siding.
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