HULK SMASHED
Kitties!
I have nuthin'
ohh.. check out earth.google.com
stunning tech if your machine can run it.
That first photo...Kitty Porn....Yikes
Awwwwwwwwww...!
Still, they can't beat Moon's impression of Evil Dick!
Good Lord! Those things act like they own the place!
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Ohhhh, there we go.
"mujimujimujimuji"
Oh. My. God. Guest kitty makes all bad feelings of Frist and DeLay go away.
Sweetness!
awwwwww
Love those kitties. It isn't Friday without them.
Damn pics take forever to load!
KIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTIIIIIIIEEEEEES!
Ahem.
Excuse me. It's feline Tourette's.
I fucking hate cats.
Just sayin'.
Our kitten here at the store (Bertie) was in one of our chairs this afternoon, sleeping, sitting on his butt with his top half leaning against the arm of the chair.
Looked like a cousin who'd come over for Thanksgiving and fallen asleep in the living room from too much l-tryptophan.
So where'd guest kitty come from?
Still, they can't beat Moon's impression of Evil Dick!
dave™©®
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Sorry, dave. She's too pretty, and you can see she has a soul.
Aaaaawwwwwww!!!
A new kitty.
Guest kitty looks pissed off about something -- perhaps the imminent Bolton recess appointment?
Wow. A Cat Club reference. Atrios keeps increasing his coolness.
I fucking hate cats.
But I love your gravatar!
Nah, kitten's just doing her "Bush seeing his poll numbers plummeting faster than Bar's boobs" imitation.
Good Lord! Those things act like they own the place!
they don't?
don't try to tell them that.
Well Toby hates pussy, nobody found this a surpirse...
She's too pretty, and you can see she has a soul.
Hey, she's giving it her best shot! Give the kid a break!
Now if we could only combine kitties and Geena Davis...
Dammit Atrios, I love this place.
If I end up homeless because I spend more time here than making "peanuts" to pay the bills, it's your fault. But, I won't hold it against you.
Please check The Onion for the pic:
War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General
this is weirding me out. i always comment how much my cat steve looks like wiley. at this very moment he is sleeping in the exact same pose.
on the back porch, in the 95 degree heat.
I love cats! Toby can fuck himself.
don't try to tell them that.
Pere Ubu | Email | Homepage | 07.29.05 - 5:31 pm | #
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My kitty, Audrey Hepburn, always greets me when I get home with a face that says "Why are you in my house?"
Good Lord! Those things act like they own the place!
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MisterX
he just has to sign over the title
John Stewart should open each segment with a notice of how many consecutive and cumulative days on vacation Bush had, along with the Vegas odds for his next bike accident...
Mr.Murder |
adorable guest kitty. 
"Good Lord! Those things act like they own the place!"
Yup.
"Good Lord! Those things act like they own the place!"
Yup.
Ahh, furry goodness at last. Mew.
I remember the "Jenny Linsky" story, but I forget the name of it.
Thanks... I've been off work for 10 wks. now. Just realized I'm turning into a cat.
It's not his ranch, it's "The White House West".
gagging and retching to commence in 5...4...3...
Pure dignitude:
Atrios is just jealous cos he can't lay on his back and reach around with his ears and touch his toes.
Why is it that liberals seem to like cats so much? As far as I can tell, all they do is lay around, shed hair, and consume canned footstuffs that otherwise could easily be used to feed poor people.
This just in:
Toby Petzold hates cats.
Fucker.
Alcoholic Father Disappointed In Pothead Son
REEDSBURG, WI—Working-class father of four and veteran alcoholic James Schultz, 53, expressed deep disappointment Monday in his 19-year-old son Travis, for "turning into a goddamn pothead" after moving away from home to attend the University of Wisconsin-Madison.
Onion! We have a winner!
I love cats! (Brownshirt T) can fuck himself.
Check the signature...
gagging and retching to commence in 5...4...3...
watertiger |
watch the bruno magli's~!
It's not his ranch, it's "The White House West".
I thought he called it "The Westerer Wing"?
Jenny and the Cat Club
http://www.nybooks.com/shop/
prod...product_id=3572
KIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTIIIIIIIEEEEEES!
Ahem.
Excuse me. It's feline Tourette's.
Hee hee.
Well, I got a pure dignitude photo of my own. Plus, Maxx asks, "did you just flashy-thing me again?".
And, as an added bonus, memorial Nikki blogging. Cause we must never forget our dear departed furballs.
I just noticed Gizmo hanging his big hamhock up on the edge of his bed. Tooo much!
pinky, we better clear out. this place is full of cats.
but tomorrow, we return to take over the world.
I like cats,but.. the funniest poster I ever owned was Earl The Dead Cat.
Bonus Kittens!
That guest kitten is adorable.
Here's some Friday Pembroke Welsh Corgi blogging taken duirng a recent cross-country USA road trip.
...if you're interested in more on the Plame/Rove/Miller TAILGATE affair, feel free to surf my dailys news site...a counter balance to Matt Drudge's the Drudge Report. Updated several times daily!
www.thewhitepapers.com
It's not his ranch, it's "The White House West".
gagging and retching to commence in 5...4...3...
watertiger
C'mon, be reasonable. Its not like he does any less work there than he does in Washington.
This just in:
(Brownshirt T) hates cats.
Considering the way he dissed that patriotic marine's cat the other night, I can't believe he'd show his face around here again!
Where did the guest kitten come
from?
Did Atrios just get a new cat?
It's quite adorable.....
VV
love the new gravatar
that version of the "pulp Fiction" poster decoarated my room through university
lovely cats again atrios
I posted this earlier but if you missed it here it is.....
Friday Cat and Tunisian Alley Cat Blogging
enjoy
Kitty Convention!
When dogs were allowed to run free, we would hear barking about the neighborhood. We called it a "dog convention." Those were the days. Slim dogs, 'cause of lots of exercise.
Awwwwww, that guest kitty is damn cute.
Considering the way he dissed that patriotic marine's cat the other night, I can't
believe he'd show his face around here again!
dave™©® | Email | Homepage | 07.29.05 - 5:37 pm | #
I seem to have missed that episode.
Fill me in!
Pure dignitude:
Atrios is just jealous cos he can't lay on his back and reach around with his ears and touch his toes.
flory, Contributing Editorix
==
Among other things?
And Gen. Kitty @ the Onion is hysterical.
Considering the way he dissed that patriotic marine's cat the other night, I can't believe he'd show his face around here again!
dave™©®
No kidding. Here's the cat in question.
In addition to being a racist farkwad, Toby Petzold hates cats.
extremly cute guest kitty!!!!!
4LG:
MAXXKITTTTTTTY!!!
He's so gorgeous, so . . . rico suave.
extremly cute guest kitty!!!!!
Can the kitties come to Eschacon? Because that would be fucking schweet.
A.
that was a letter from someone else... not my blog...
War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General
You mean the "Global Struggle Against String-Related Violent Program Activities"?
I seem to have missed that episode.
Fill me in!
Can't discuss it - I'm still shaking with rage!
wŇÓ† can fill you in...
AAAAaaaaaawwwwwwwww.....4leggers.
Such purty kitties.
Maxx's fur looks so wonderful. And I love his little white feet. Like he accidentally stepped in fresh paint.
What's the make and model of that third cat? She's pretty cute.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Roy-Rogers-
D...1QQcmdZViewItem
This is more of a real ranch than Bush's.
rorsch,
i see a four-armed alien on skis.
As far as I can tell, all they do is lay around, shed hair, and consume canned footstuffs that otherwise could easily be used to feed poor people.
Karl Rove | 07.29.05 - 5:35 pm | #
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Sound like the Bush Twins!
MAXXKITTTTTTTY!!!
He's so gorgeous, so . . . rico suave.
You know he has an enormous crush on you. He's quite the little ladies man.
The other day I was home and I heard all these voices in front of my apartment. It was some of the college girls who live in the complex, stopping by to say hello to Maxx in the window.
Apparently the little slut hangs out there and entices the chicks as they walk by. LOL.
Jenny Linksy kitty looks like she has some Koala blood in her.
http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~s...Z2004/
koala.jpg
Thank you, sekmet.
Four legsix goodix,
The lion kitty is looking good.
Bless all who take care of the kitties and doggies.
I have to say, It's a little unsettling how happy it makes me to see Atrios' and everyone's kitties on Fridays. What's wrong with me?
What's the make and model of that third cat? She's pretty cute.
Toby Petzold
Still haven't apologized for calling Major Hackett a coward for serving in Fallujah, I see.
"America’s interstate highways tell us a lot about the state of the nation. From the decrepit I-90 east of Cleveland, you immediately can tell that Ohio has lost 300,000 manufacturing jobs during the Bush regime. (One exception is the expansion of I-71 and I-70 near Columbus, showing the capital’s assumption of the role of Ohio’s leading city.) The construction in St. Louis also seemed to emphasize decay and blight. " http://www.perrspectives.com/fea...res/
USATrip.htm
Hey folks, Bush knows the police state is about to explode with new additions.
According to plan...Marge Tutwiler the NYSE vice president, has a Women's prison named after her family.
She is big in the war on terror oil-money trail in the mideast
See where we are going?
Vestal Vespa | Email | Homepage | 07.29.05 - 5:41 pm
*snerks loudly and draws attention of co-workers*
This just in: MSGOP Moving Bowtie Boy to Graveyard Shift (up against Daily Show):
"Jon Stewart's got a funny show, Jon Stewart's a funny guy" -- when he's not acting like an associate journalism professor, Carlson said. "I think we're going after a different audience."
Broadcasting & Cable says the move appears "to be a vote of low-confidence for Tucker Carlson." But Kaplan and Carlson say that's not true: The bow-tied host discussed a late-night show with Kaplan before he even came to MSNBC. "This is what I've wanted to do for a long time," he said.
He continued: "This is a chance for Fox viewers, CNN viewers, people who are tired of reruns, ..blah, blah,... but MSNBC is bold enough to do it."
Love the Bushonian touch of calling it a "bold move".
Ah-ha!
Maxx's fur looks so wonderful. And I love his little white feet. Like he accidentally stepped in fresh paint.
I know. It's so funny, cause it's just his back feet and only the toes.
And the little triangle by his package.
As you can see he's been packing the chow in, making up for lost time.
Moon:
Love that top pic. They look like somebody posed them.
Kitties are such hams.
nice blog Jon
No kidding. Here's the cat in question.
The expression is priceless.
Among other things?
We're not discussing the naughty bits on the kitty thread.
War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General
Incog would be so proud!
"Jon Stewart's got a funny show, Jon Stewart's a funny guy" -- when he's not acting like an associate journalism professor, Carlson said. "I think we're going after a different audience."
Broadcasting & Cable says the move appears "to be a vote of low-confidence for Tucker Carlson." But Kaplan and Carlson say that's not true: The bow-tied host discussed a late-night show with Kaplan before he even came to MSNBC. "This is what I've wanted to do for a long time," he said.
He continued: "This is a chance for Fox viewers, CNN viewers, people who are tired of reruns, ..blah, blah,... but MSNBC is bold enough to do it."
Jeez, Tucker, your ass is gonna get raw from being kicked by Stewart and Co.
He continued: "This is a chance for Fox viewers, CNN viewers, people who are tired of reruns, ..blah, blah,... but MSNBC is bold enough to do it."
"Bold Move" = "Shitcan the Loser and Eat Our Costs."
Still haven't apologized for calling Major Hackett a coward for serving in Fallujah, I see.
Fuck that - he dissed his cat!!!
Scum is too good a word...
Can the kitties come to Eschacon? Because that would be fucking schweet.
A.
Athenae
That means you have to bring the ferrets.
Richard:
Jenny Linksy kitty looks like she has some Koala blood in her.
Ha, ha! I was thinking the same thing.
I have to say, It's a little unsettling how happy it makes me to see Atrios' and everyone's kitties on Fridays. What's wrong with me?
mena | Email | 07.29.05 - 5:42 pm | #
not a thing.
http://65.12.185.115/rory-kitty-...tty-2-
matte.jpg
That kat is all contorted...looks like it has tried to keep up with the media spin...
just like Bush... spun out!
"Jon Stewart's got a funny show, Jon Stewart's a funny guy" -- when he's not acting like an associate journalism professor, Carlson said. "I think we're going after a different audience."
The passed-out-in-front-of-the-TV audience? You got it, babe!
That means you have to bring the ferrets.
flory, Contributing Editorix
Watch out for feral burros!
Scum is too good a word...
dave™©®
Toby also can't name the Prime Minister of Germany.
Wottamaroon.
Apparently the little slut hangs out there and entices the chicks as they walk by. LOL.
Four legsix goodix
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Give him a break, 4LG. He's got an obligation to his public.
Rorschach - did you ever get Grammy's gender ascertained?
I have to say, It's a little unsettling how happy it makes me to see Atrios' and everyone's kitties on Fridays. What's wrong with me?
Nothing. You sound perfectly normal to me.
that version of the "pulp Fiction" poster decoarated my room through university
olexicon | Email | 07.29.05 - 5:37 pm | #
I think it decorated most University rooms . . .
Most of my friends had that poster, or ones of Abercrombie models. I had one of a BMW z3. I was not like other girls.
dear tucker,
Jon Stewart is gonna Bury his foot so far in your ass
your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish.
regards,
"I think we're going after a different audience."
The audience that would rather watch Carlson than Stewart.
Hmmmmm, what kind of audience would that be?
Hey Toby --
Your post today on your piece of
shit blog that nobody but you
ever comments at
was an astounding combination
of drivel and gibberish.
How the hell do you do it?
Apparently the little slut hangs out there and entices the chicks as they walk by. LOL.
Four legsix goodix
No jealousy here.
haaaah dirk! great pic... phat baby !
Rorschach - did you ever get Grammy's gender ascertained?
mena
Yep. He's a he, as suspected. Good thing too, or Zora would likely have tried to kill Gramsci by now...
Toby --
And by the way, your mom was
here earlier and she told
us that the goat you fucked
in her basement the other day
was underage.
Way to go....
Most of my friends had that poster, or ones of Abercrombie models. I had one of a BMW z3. I was not like other girls.
Vestal Vespa |
I had that, A JohN Coltrane poster, a public enemy "fear of a bkack planet poster" and a "reservoir dogs poster
plus a colllection of various gig posters freom around the city and elsewhere
Simels:
Your post today on your piece of
shit blog that nobody but you
ever comments at
was an astounding combination
of drivel and gibberish.
How the hell do you do it?
I couldn't fall asleep last night and tell I got it off.
Katz rool! I love Fridays.
I'm having to explain to a friend, about Tom Tomorrow, that the parts in white text on a black background are actually NOT his jokes. That, in fact, those are actually Republican talking points.
Jon Stewart is gonna Bury his foot so far in your ass
your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish.
Yeah, just like he did with Santorum...
Sigh. Still bitter.
Wow. When was the last time my VRS did that???
Fuck that - he dissed his cat!!!
How the hell do you diss someone's cat?????
How the hell do you do it?
steve simels |
smoke, mirrors and a crack habit!
I loves me all the widdle kiddies. Makes me sad that I'm at work and I can't cuddle my two furballs, or my boyfriend's furball....
well my cat disappeared today for a while and I found her in a 'wardrobe' sleeping in the laundry basket with the doors closed behind her.
thats my cat contribution.
Simels, your vulgarity is no substitute for wit.
"a vote of low-confidence for Tucker Carlson."
Maybe he could become a late-night DJ and get plugola for playing J Lo and co.
Sigh. Still bitter.
rorschach, inkblominatrix
***breathe****
Cat-blogging Friday and the contemperous BushCo Document Dump always remind me:
Time to clean out the litter box.
"Jon Stewart's got a funny show, Jon Stewart's a funny guy" -- when he's not acting like an associate journalism professor, Carlson said. "I think we're going after a different audience."
Bart: Dad, who's watching at 3:17 a.m.?
Homer: Lots of people. Drunks, the shiftless, the lazy, the chronically unemployable...
I'm so weird, I made my own posters by taking other ones and strategically pasting photos of Elvis into them. I had one Grateful Dead with big Elvis face that fit in perfectly. I wish I still had it.
Paul Hackett's a coward.
Nancy Pelosi is a bully.
Joe Wilson outed his wife.
Richard Clarke is a war profiteer.
Kristen Breitwiser is a 9/11 whore.
Toby Petzold is a bottomless fount
of complete and utter bullshit.
haaaah dirk! great pic... phat baby !
Mr.Murder | Email | 07.29.05 - 5:47 pm | #
thanks.
the cat's name was "glubbs". our cat had 3 kittens when my son was about 3 years old. we told him he could name this one, and he chose "mittens". but that was the wife's favorite kitty when she was little, so we asked him to pick something else. hence, "glubbs".
speaking of posters I had a jerry rubin poster with the words DO IT!
talk about dating yourself.
well, not exactly 'dating' myself, not the way you're thinking, because I can tell you have a dirty mind... 
Now that I have a house, I need a cat around to kill tarantulas.
So that violent extremist London attempted bomber that the Italians nabbed in Rome must have been on his way to Baghdad, just like the flypaper theory says.
Atrios kitties have their own box.
I'm thinking of getting lion kitty Maxx a kitty cat jungle gym this weekend.
I wish the weren't so fucking ugly. But I'm too lazy to build one.
B1 Bummer | 07.29.05 - 5:50 pm |
right now i have an ongoing collage on my door
"...that version of the "pulp Fiction" poster decoarated my room through university..."
I think it decorated most University rooms . . .
Not mine. I had this.
Maybe that was a little before your time...
Simels, you're right on the last three, but a fucking liar on the first one. A. Fucking. Liar.
steve simels - Amen to that "bottomless fount of complete and utter bullshit."
atrios gets points deducted for usage:
Purr dignitude
Aside fromt his oversight- another purr-fect friday thread!
Kittee and Turkee!
Wild animals make the best farmers...
We have corn growing out of our yard.
Since Deer like to frequent our bird feeders, eating the seed, I made a little makeshift trough so that we could put deer food(whole kernal corn) out for the deer to eat rather than take up all the bird seed. The deer are eating the corn but so are some of the squirrels who seem to be making a habit of taking kernals and planting them throughout the yard. One more than one occasion after we noticed a squirrel in the trough, we watched as it would scramble out, dart about 20 feet away and start digging(or at least appear as if it was) and then go back to the trough without having done anything else that might explain the sudden departure from the trough.
I made a note where the squirrel was at and after some eyeballing found the exact spot(I think) and found the soil slightly loose and a kernal placed just immediately under the soil as if pressed down into it once loosened up by it's claws.
Our neighbor vacated their home about 6 months ago. Nobody's bought it but the bank does send someone by once every three-four weeks to mow the lawn. After about a month of no mowing you can see ears of corn nearly a foot high sprouting up from their yard where squirrels would venture over there to bury.
Some have suggested that it's just random corn kernal droppings from the animals as they either try to store up or it passes through their digestive tract without harm to the kernal(This happens to humans too)
Yet others have made the same conclusion I have that the locations of the plantings seem too organized not to be intentional and that foraging animals have sometimes planted food thinking to store it like a secret stash, only to have it sprout and grow on them before they can retrieve it.
Either way I think it's neat that we've got corn growing wild out here in places that no corn should rightly exist.
MYOB'
.
We must be the same person. How many people live in this body, anyway?
I'm gunna be 24 in 12 days.
bleh.
Simels, your vulgarity is no substitute for wit.
Toby Petzold | Email | Homepage | 07.29.05 - 5:49 pm | #
Oh really?
Blow me!
Kristen Breitwiser is a 9/11 whore.
good memory simels.
if toby wants to rehabilitate himself he should take a good long trip somewhere and really face reality instead of whining and feeling like a victim.
Maybe that was a little before your time...
dave™©® |
Crumb is timeless
and I think i neeed that poster now
VV
love the new gravatar
that version of the "pulp Fiction" poster decoarated my room through university
How can you see anything in that pic other than a gorgeous woman?
I had this.
Now that I have a house, I need a cat around to kill tarantulas.
THe cat will probably team up with the tarantula and kill you in your sleep.
Cause even the dumbest cat will know that you're stupid, ugly and no one likes you.
Dirk, that kitty is a BIG boy!
Simels, you're right on the last three, but a fucking liar on the first one. A. Fucking. Liar.
Toby
I noticed you haven't disputed calling Hackett a coward for serving in Iraq.
Chickenhawk.
I'm gunna be 24 in 12 days.
bleh.
Happy early birthday, VV.
My sis had the coolest college dorms and apartments. She had a standup of John Kerry that was always wearing her red feather boa.
bleh.
Vestal Vespa
I'm gonna be 30 in 28 days
triple bleh,
you, young lady, have the rest opf your twenties ahead of you
I'm gunna be 24 in 12 days.
I'm gonna be twenty four in... ahh.... negative a whole bunch of years!!
Shaddup you whiner.
I'm gunna be 24 in 12 days.
bleh.
Vestal Vespa
wow vestal. thats Y.O.U.T.H.
ENJOY!!!!
C'mon Todby, Nudity IS the soul of wit.
BTW, Steve you have mail (and will have mail)
Speaking of cats, did everyone see the that scientists discovered that cats (all felines) lost the gene for tasting sweets a couple of million years ago?
That's why they are finickly eaters.
Of course the Biblethumpers have another explanation: cats got spoiled by the divine cuisine they were fed in their staterooms on Noah's Ark.
Or it's God's punishment for eating Christians.
Or because they are witchs' familiars.
Too bad Frist couldn't make the discovery, given the number of cats he dissected.
"It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can't get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile."
Just to remind people.
Thanks, John
Oh, sorry. You mentioned five items. I missed the Pelosi thing. Must've been thinking of somethings else.
I love Karl Rove
Toby likes okra.
THat should tell you everything you need to know.
earl in toronto:
The little
sociopath actually called
her a 9/11 prostitute.
And then refused to admit that
the word whore means the same
thing.
He's beyond belief.....