HULK SMASH!!!
first?
Second?
3rd
It's a moveable feast!
fourth and fuck Bush
It's a moveable feast!
mena
pretzel wagon!
eleventeenth?!?!
WooooooooHoooooooooo!!!
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i wish you all good night am heading to bed.
ciao moonbats.
Evening, all -- off to quaff elitist
chardonnay with my satanic commie
friends.
See you in a few hours.....
As of this post I am the last person to post on this thread, on which I am posting.
Oh many FoxFreep advertised on MSNBC, ewwww.
And now John Fund, double ewwwww.
It's been 10 hours since I blogwhored my ARISTOCRATS parody!
451st!
still 14 minutes of work left. Can I make it without gouging my eyes out? only time will tell.
Have pleasant dreams Moonbootica. 
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wow, just spent the last 5 mins. listening to jean schmitt(sp) can anyone say batshit crazy.
"we are the most crimson of the red" in other words, batshit crazy. i probably don't enirely agree with hacketts politics, but seemed a ballanced and reasonable person.
if people like jean keep getting elected to congress (and i bet she does) this country is truly fucked.
Gravatar still 14 minutes of work left. Can I make it without gouging my eyes out? only time will tell.
Vestal Vespa
avoid the letter opener
Another great essay by driftglass. I rate his chops right up there with Digby. Bookmark him, now!
That was the astonishment of his re-election: that 51 million Americans looked a criminal in the eye, steeped in his crimes to the point of bloody saturation...and then looked at a genuine war hero, a grown-up and, for all his flaws, more of a statesman in any contiguous five minute period than Bush has ever been his whole, sorry life...
...and said, “I’d like a double scoop of Criminal Dumbass please. With extra treasonous sprinkles!”
read the whole thing...
CLICK ME
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Gravatar still 14 minutes of work left. Can I make it without gouging my eyes out? only time will tell.
You there!
Drop the time card and move slowly away from the clock!
Who is coaching rice to smile through interviews? Truly in poor form when she is smiling while talking about how the kids got blown up in Iraq yesterday. damn.
Yowza! You gotta quick on an open thread:
So, that's what was in the sewer!
Can't decide if I should go out tonight and attempt to do something fun with my remaining weekends of youth, or stay in and just relax, on account of it was a rough week.
Going out may be boring, but staying in, I'll probably get all riled up reading GOP crimes against humanity here.
OH decisions, decisions.
Anyone know where we could get "Better Dead Than Red" pins, etc. from the first McCarthy era? It's time to reclaim that catchphrase. And how about the old bit about Reds under the bed, given that they all seem to be perverted, obsessed with other people's sex lives, or both?
I'm still banned, so I guess this thread is safe from Toby.
David (Austin Tx) - Um, I think that was me. Talking to HBK:
As I said on a prior thread I got laid off today. I was working for TD Waterhouse who sold their back office to ADP and their front office to Ameritrade. I worked in their back office. It's kind of hard to explain what I do but it has to do with processing tenders and exchanges. It's called reorg in the trade.
HBK - Can you be re-sold to either ADP or Ameritrade? Or are they going to outsource all of it? Doesn't really matter - except for instantly go get yourself hired by Edward Jones or Arthur Andersen. Or - American Express. That's www.americanexpress.com. I'm sorry, cookie. You don't even really have time for a deep breath. Good luck.
I really do like my job but there are days like this where I just can't leave soon enough.
I think I'm going to have to see that Firefly movie in September.
Just sayin.
"So, that's what was in the sewer!"
Right on, Emperor Julian!
I like it lucyandbyron
I think I'm going to have to see that Firefly movie in September.
Are you watching the series on SciFi?
"if people like jean keep getting elected to congress (and i bet she does) this country is truly fucked."
welcome to the united states of batshit craziness.
Attaturk--I did manage not to get iced tea up my nose, but only because I set it down before I went to your page.
And what would a thread be without your blogwhoring, anyway?
(reaches up to massage the fez)
A lot of things I don't know, but one thing I does know and that's color. And clearly Schmitt or however she spells it is a commie, if she refers to herself as "the reddest of the crimson."
Any fool knows that the REAL patriots are the reddest of the SCARLET.
Kent™ Embigulator, Master of metals,
I bought an antique tire gauge at an estate sale today. It's made of brass, and it's been bent out of shape a little at the upper end. Do you think I might be able to bend it back without breaking it?
FWIW -
Based upon the previous thread - only 12 respondents - the Average Atriot is 44.67 years old.
G'evenin', middle-aged bats.
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You absolutely HAVE TO watch the Hardball interview with that Schmidt reptile! David Gregory was subbing and did a great job. She was trying to shout over him, completely lost her dignity and came across a brainwashed, Wingnutspeak regurgitarian. Nothing new, nothing original, just a fucking angry Wing-bot - and an ugly ass one at that.
It was absolutely brilliant to watch, best 5 minutes of TV I've seen sice Scotty was getting pounded at Treasongate pressers. If the 2-OH wasn't so GOP leaning already, Hackett wouldn't have had to even spend a dime if voters saw this interview. Just a train wreck for and by Schmidt. While not quite at the Zell Miller level, she was starting to get there..
welcome to the united states of batshit craziness.
Or, the "Theocratic States of Crackerstan"
Hey Kids, it's a game we can all play!
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Bolton to be appointed during congressional recess? What the F--K!? This piece of S--t dictator doesn't give a f--k what anyone thinks!!! We have Manson running the whitehouse, and running the world into the ground. Meanwhile, those invertabrate democrats, continue to slither on the backs, afraid to counter anything our monkey king comes up with because: THEY LOVES THEIR MONEY!!! Butcher them all, and make them all into sausage!!!!!...
(DId that sound too angry?)
Based upon the previous thread - only 12 respondents - the Average Atriot is 44.67 years old.
G'evenin', middle-aged bats.
Babies! Yer all babies!
Jesus fuckity fuck, John Fund needs a 38 oz. Louisville slugger in the fucking teeth. Alas, like so many other of his colleagues.
She was trying to shout over him, completely lost her dignity and came across a brainwashed, Wingnutspeak regurgitarian.
She came across a bit like Nurse Ratched in One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.
She was trying to shout over him, completely lost her dignity and came across a brainwashed, Wingnutspeak regurgitarian. Nothing new, nothing original, just a fucking angry Wing-bot - and an ugly ass one at that.
pendleton, could you tell if all that anger was a deflection from pissing her pants? she's gotta be feeling some huge pressure.
Sack of very unenlightened rocks > Toby Putzhold
watertiger sez:
I think I'm going to have to see that Firefly movie in September
It appears to clear up a few things about River Tamm.
Right where the series was canelled.
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k, it's time to go start the weekend (moving day tomorrow, and it's supposed to get up to 97 . . . joy.)
Laters, freethinkers . . .
Central Scrutinizer, why do you want to bend it back? You don't plan on using it do you? If you are truly collecting it, remember the Road Show folks always say it's best to leave it alone, you risk making it worse.
And as a followup to my last....
Toby Putzhold > the Schmidt skank
Do the math yourself, moonbats.
GWPDA sez:
Babies! Yer all babies!
I didn't get your age so the results obviously skewed young.
[ducks and runs]
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She was trying to shout over him, completely lost her dignity and came across a brainwashed, Wingnutspeak regurgitarian
Whats to say the local yocals wont pick up the interview and spread the cheer around?
I really don't think voters like angry politicians.
That was the astonishment of his re-election: that 51 million Americans looked a criminal in the eye,
I am of the belief that he won by 'shenanigans'(voter suppression, diebold manipulation, etc...) but nevertheless he was close enough to win that way which means you've got a lot of people voting for him who have uh 'cognitive dissonance'......the old slogans are empty now yet they hold a nostalgic ring of truth...
49-40 or fight!
She came across a bit like Nurse Ratched in One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.
SWR
come one give her credit she sounded more like nicholson after he was lobotomized
Thanks GWPDA
ADP kept like half of the staff and filled the other spots with the people they inherited when they bought US Clearing.
I'll collect unemployment and hope that I can get another job before it runs out.
I'm only 52 but that feels ancient in this business. They prefer kids that just graduated. And there's plenty of those.
A lot of things I don't know, but one thing I does know and that's color. And clearly Schmitt or however she spells it is a commie, if she refers to herself as "the reddest of the crimson."
Any fool knows that the REAL patriots are the reddest of the SCARLET.
Good god, any Ohioan knows you have to claim scarlet and grey as your fav colors to get elected in this state. She's dumber than I thought.
Toby Putzhold > the Schmidt skank
Jeebus. It would take a fucking Cray to calculate the difference between the tow.
I didn't get your age so the results obviously skewed young.
[ducks and runs]
Old enough to know better than to shout out how old I am on the internets! flings antique Russian samovar
Babies!
So according to this piece in the NYT we can spot suicide bombers by their scent.
Truth be told, commuters need to be most aware of young men praying to Allah and smelling like flower water.
I'm only 52 but that feels ancient in this business. They prefer kids that just graduated. And there's plenty of those.
HoneyBearKelly
HoneyBear,
I was serious about my offer in the thread below (which I can no longer get into because of my dial-up connection deficits).
Just let me know.
Central,
I would say that the chances are even. I presume that the bend impairs the usefullness or accuracy of the tool, no?
Provided that the wall thickness is not too thin, and that the carefull application of force using a couple of half round or V block, a vice or c-clamp, should straighten things out.
What is the diameter of the material, and can you give me a ballpark on the tubing wall thickness?
I might just whip up a custom block, as that would be an excuse to go ahead and make that slitting saw arbor I have been meaning to get around to.
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hey I've got an old Texas slogan that can be reworked for 'open thread'
Don't tread on me!
Don't thread on me!
HBK--I'm so sorry this clobbered you all at once. Seems to be the way things happen. We're all thinking of you.
Toby Putzhold > the Schmidt skank
The David Patterson Troll > The Schmidt Skank
I'll collect unemployment and hope that I can get another job before it runs out.
I'm only 52 but that feels ancient in this business. They prefer kids that just graduated. And there's plenty of those.
Don't I know it. Too many consolidating businesses too. Do try Amex tho, right away. And Schwab - before others get there before you. It's tough - I heard today that GM has sold almost all their loans to BofA, which is another hint.
Central Scrutinizer, why do you want to bend it back? You don't plan on using it do you?
pseudolus,
It's a little banged-up from much use so it doesn't have any real value- I found one in mint condition on a site that had an asking price of $20. It still works perfectly though, so I was going to give it to my brother.
Smalfish--in view of the fact that neither has genitals, yes.
HoneyBear Kelly, are you in NY? I have no idea if they're hiring, but I can forward your resume to Bear. I still know people there.
I heard today that GM has sold almost all their loans to BofA, which is another hint.
Why would they do that?
Old enough to know better than to shout out how old I am on the internets! flings antique Russian samovar
Babies!
GWPDA, Irate Scholar
But if you don't announce your b-day, how do you get cake and presents? 41 on the 3d! Gimme!
Did anyone go take the test that Silleigh linked to in the last thread? It's fun. I'm *clean/dark/complex*. I guess it could be worse.
pseudolus | Email | Homepage | 07.29.05 - 7:54 pm | #
thanx dude, nobody should miss this one.
driftglass.
I heard today that GM has sold almost all their loans to BofA, which is another hint.
GWPDA, Irate Scholar
yikes, and I just got word that Key Bank USA just sold their car loan biz to Capital One... some major bank restructuring going on?
I gotta say, given the choice between the Sunday morning yammering heads and GOP Puke Funnels, or Queer Eye, I'm watching Queer Eye and sleeping late on Sundays.
So I scored some DVDs recently. Animal House, the Double Secret edition, and the Night Stalker/Night Strangler TV movies on DVD.
Carl Kolchak, where are you when we need you today?
I also got National Treasure, the Nick Cage film about the map on the back of the Declaration of Independence.
Great escapist fun.
Watched my Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas DVD the other day. Depp is an acting genius. He WAS HST.
Bank restructuring? That's a good sign.
But if you don't announce your b-day, how do you get cake and presents?
I'm too old for cake or presents.
I'm happy to talk about mulch tho.
What is the diameter of the material, and can you give me a ballpark on the tubing wall thickness?
I can't get a measurement on it, but it's fairly thick, if weight is an indicator.
If there's a chance I could break it, I'll just leave well enough alone.
Thank you.
I think I'm going to have to see that Firefly movie in September.
Me too.
I didn't get home in time to see the crazy woman on Hardball. I'll have to see the rerun later.
http://www.madcowprod.com/07262005.html
for those of you who might have an interest in learning that the nyt corp is now running all of its assets in the same way as it is now running the founding journal.
GWPDA - it's way cooler to be a grande dame than an ingenue, you know? Besides, you got nothing to complain about - I've seen your picture. But it would be good to know your astrological info (sign).
"Based upon the previous thread - only 12 respondents - the Average Atriot is 44.67 years old.
G'evenin', middle-aged bats."
So I'm just a liiitle younger than average.
That's me, always slightly below average.
Speaking of Depp, you folks, if you're feeling depressed for some unknown reason (I mean, the world today, what could possibly get you down?) you should see Ed Wood.
Kind of a nice loser triumph movie. Of course the triumph is subjective.
Mena--clean/spontaneous/dark pour moi.
As a rule, if I remember from the days when I knew this stuff, you sell your loans to produce quick money for the parts of your business that aren't doing so well. Selling your loans isn't a very good sign generally, not one of health. Loans are actual things on which money can be made.
I think Colvin Run Tavern is the best restaurant in the entire Washington, D.C. area. I really do. OK, maybe it's tied with Nora.
''fling ancient russian samover''
statistics show that ancient Russian samovers are primarily owned by environmentalists who eat cous cous once a month, drive an orange automobile, exercise 14 times a week, feel a fondness for george burns and gracie allen routines, adore Saturn, pledge allegience to picnic baskets, and believe the bicycle is the highest form of invention.
Why would they do that?
Liquidity.
It goes on all the time in the lending business. You make the loans, package them and sell them off.
The real money is in servicing.
Omnes, maybe, secretly, Schmidt likes Louisville or Kentucky instead of OSU. Of course, she's probably just a stupid, whiny ass titty baby.
Don't tread on me!
eit,
pssst, it's a revolutionary war slogan, not saying that it might have been appropriated at one point by the Texicans, during their struggle for freeance.
I know I have the stamp in my collection.
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Omnes--you'll be pleased to know that I found a delicious Italian rum cake recipe on an old NYTimes cookbook.
I think Colvin Run Tavern is the best restaurant in the entire Washington, D.C. area. I really do. OK, maybe it's tied with Nora.
Did you eat there today?
Since there are so many clever people here, I thought I'd pimp for moveon.org - they're looking for Hold Karl Accountable slogans .
Omnes--you'll be pleased to know that I found a delicious Italian rum cake recipe on an old NYTimes cookbook.
I love Keith Olbermann, I may have to stalk him.
I know he's single, in his mid-40s, a New Yorker, and has crappy depth perception, so he won't be able to tell I'm there until its too late.
Thanks again all.
Karin I'll send my resume to your e-mail, it that's ok.
GWPDA Schwab's back office in in California (Sacramento area I believe).
I know people at BofA so I'll reach out to them.
Diane I missed your post.
I'll go look now.
It's fun. I'm *clean/dark/complex*. I guess it could be worse.
Why am I not suprised?
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Of course, she's probably just a stupid, whiny ass titty baby.
You know, I am certainly please to see that expression gaining wider acceptance.
Though of course I'm depressed that it fits so many of today's politicians.
Feh. 
Sallyh - et moi, aussi.
Sallyh - you're Cutting Edge!
I know he's single, in his mid-40s, a New Yorker, and has crappy depth perception, so he won't be able to tell I'm there until its too late.
Olbermann's single?!
Get the fuck outta here!
I heard today that GM has sold almost all their loans to BofA, which is another hint.
GWPDA, Irate Scholar
Great story: I know a lawyer who was called in to try and fix a poorly-written brief where BofA was the petitioner. Throughout the brief, they referred to themselves as BofA. He kept telling them, "You're the Bank of America, for God's sake! Who would want to rule against the Bank of America? Why are you calling yourself BofA?" They didn't change it -- word limitations.
if you're laid off and have to fill out unemployment benefits to kick in after your severance runs out do so.
i ignored my unemployment forms for some reason and when the severance ran out had some difficult times.
duh. i could have been thousands ahead.
HBK:
i never lost a job in my life...
i knew where every last one of them sumbitches was the day i left for the last time...they didn't move the freakin building...
my sympathies, deeply...
by running off the veterans like you, they do two things: 1) reduce the payroll and 2) erase institutional memory...
win win...
fuckers
4Legs--can you reveal when your birthday is? You don't have to reveal your age; I'm not even sure how you'd calculate it in centaur years.
Chris Tucker sez:
Carl Kolchak, where are you when we need you today?
A month or so ago I watched a screener for a new version of The Night Stalker.
Kolchak is a hunky young guy thwarted by a babesome babe.
I'm not kidding. And it comes from Frank Spotnitz of The X-Files
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Marcia,
I sent out an email to the NYC Atriots who might be around in mid-August when Kent's here. I didn't have your email addy.
Now I do.
Will forward.
Diane I will certainly take you up on your offer if needed.
Thanks so much.
Steve Colbert: "Around the Vatican, that New Pope Smell is fading..."
ROTFLMAO!
statistics show that ancient Russian samovers are primarily owned by environmentalists who eat cous cous once a month,
Maman bought it from the Princess Obolensky's shop in Calgary - and the Princess bought it from a pack of Russian emigres who'd hauled it across Siberia strapped to a saddle, all the way to Vladivostok and to safety in Canada. You can still smell the scent of the coals in it, and see the five crowns stamp and the dents from where it banged against other things. It lost its little teapot tho.
BACK OFF, Watertiger!
....unless you're into a foursome with us + Eddie and Keith....
Gravatar Steve Colbert: "Around the Vatican, that New Pope Smell is fading..."
the new pope smell
insence and peppermints
4LG
I did. Had the lobster pistou and the cheese plate. Both were amazingly good.
Omnes, maybe, secretly, Schmidt likes Louisville or Kentucky instead of OSU. Of course, she's probably just a stupid, whiny ass titty baby.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
I go with stupid, whiny ass titty baby.
Omnes--you'll be pleased to know that I found a delicious Italian rum cake recipe on an old NYTimes cookbook.
Sallyh
Woohoo!!!!
I love Keith Olbermann, I may have to stalk him.
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Marcia, watertiger - Keith has been spoken for. But thank you for your interest!
kent - it shows?
Olbermann's single?!
Get the fuck outta here!
He is. Go get him girl.
4Legs--can you reveal when your birthday is? You don't have to reveal your age; I'm not even sure how you'd calculate it in centaur years.
Sure- I tried to above but haloscan ate it. October 1st. My age in centaur years? hmmmm, let's just say I'm timeless.
know he's single, in his mid-40s, a New Yorker, and has crappy depth perception, so he won't be able to tell I'm there until its too late.
so he might think you're a 2 dimensional being?
Who is looking for a job and where? And what kind?
"Steve Colbert: "Around the Vatican, that New Pope Smell is fading..."
pseudolus
Yes, but he completely creeped me out with his Scientology rundown. Got my Thetans all itchy.
Kolchak is a young, hunky guy?
You can just see the cultural rot, can't you?
4Legs--Mademoiselle Randy will be pleased to hear that you're a Libra.
I live with 2 of them. Snark! It's what's for breakfast, lunch and dinner!
The Daily Show will be sued by Scientology. I am absolutely certain of it.
Earl, whatever works.
Pssst, hey. Anybody else see the huge, pink elephant with "progressive" painted on its side?
Yeah, we all see it. Go on about your business.
But it just hunched up and dropped an enormous, stinking pile of Rove, RIGHT HERE IN THE NEWSROOM!
Go on about your business as if it wasn't here, I tellya. Run the latest rumors about the Missing White Woman, or the Wilson Slam piece again, for the umpteenth time. Don't worry about the elephant. If we ignore it, it will go away.
But, but, our viewership is collapsing! Our sponsors, especially the U.S. Army and the oil platform guys, are getting pissed! No bang any more for their buck they say, and they're upset!
Hey, in the end it's all taxpayer money anyway, so don't worry about it I tellya! You know our slogan, "Remember Judy Miller!"
That's it, I can't take it any more.
I'm outa here, back to the Real World...
Hecate - it's cause to the oldtimers in BofA, they never came to terms with being the Bank of America. The Bank of Italy is what they were, AP Giannini.
Who is looking for a job and where? And what kind?
Hecate - 8:24 pm
Huneybear today became a casualty of voracious corportism...
I did. Had the lobster pistou and the cheese plate. Both were amazingly good.
Yummmm.
I'm gonna have to move to DC.
I think a riot is going to break out over Olbermann. Someone should warn him.
If there's a chance I could break it, I'll just leave well enough alone.
Central,
If you would like to send it to me, I would be happy to take a gander at bringing it back into service.
I must add, that I would not touch it if I thought there was a chance of breakage.
I presume the link you sent was a picture of a non bent version of the tool in question. Is there any way I can get a look at the bent one?
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Steve Colbert: "Around the Vatican, that New Pope Smell is fading..."
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That made me laugh out loud. I love Colbert. But not like Keith.
My test came out 60% dark (just like my favorite chocolate!), 26% spontaneous, and 27% vulgar (no surprise there). It threw me in The Wit category. (A bug in the program apparently left the "nit-" part out.)
What I loved was seeing the surroundings to Fielding's former gravatar -- remember the kitty in the green field? He appears in the test, only he's being chased by these weird puppet-looking things, and the caption reads, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
Hecate sez:
Great story: I know a lawyer who was called in to try and fix a poorly-written brief where BofA was the petitioner. Throughout the brief, they referred to themselves as BofA. He kept telling them, "You're the Bank of America, for God's sake! Who would want to rule against the Bank of America? Why are you calling yourself BofA?" They didn't change it -- word limitations.
I'm missing something here.
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GWPDA cool samover story!
Mena, you may have to contend with myself and the Watertiger re: the Olbermann issue.
Just letting you know.
Yes, but he completely creeped me out with his Scientology rundown. Got my Thetans all itchy.
Marcia Brady
well, I wouldn't know about that. I had my Thetan run off when I took a coffee & Tabasco enema.
I live with 2 of them. Snark! It's what's for breakfast, lunch and dinner!
My brother is a libra too. We're famous in the family for our snarkfests.
He can be pretty funny when he's not being a wingnut.
fourlegsgood - October 1? Did I know that?
Mine's October 2.
spork,
Why call yourself something meaningless when you can call yourself "The Bank of America"? Which is more persuasive?
I think I am going to find some Fish n' Chips and Boddington.
Be back later.
Where is this test of which you all speak?
I love Libras.
Just sayin.
Oh, My b-day is 1 October as well.
Blue Lobster!
"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
None more...none more kittens, then.
It looks as if October may be a busy month for the oven as well.
Why call yourself something meaningless when you can call yourself "The Bank of America"? Which is more persuasive?
That is good. I am writing that one down.
fourlegsgood - October 1? Did I know that?
Mine's October 2.
I think we talked about it last year.
Watertiger--I too adore them. Even if the ones I know are sloppier than six pigs.
"fourlegsgood - October 1? Did I know that?
Mine's October 2." -- Tena
Thank Gawd, some Librans. I was beginning to feel all alone and afraid.
That made me laugh out loud. ...
mena | Email | 07.29.05 - 8:27 pm
you got mail, dahlin...
That blue lobster was very festive!!!
I love festive sea life.
GWPDA cool samover story!
earl in toronto - Lotta leftover Russian royalty in the west - the Princess Obolensky was a great one tho. She even extended her reach to having a particularly elegant shop in Phoenix - like that in Calgary, the items did not have price tags on them. You bought them or not, but if you did, the Princess would send the bill to your husband or 'friend'. I remember something that Maman had been bargaining over for several months that Pop saw and just decided to buy. For considerably more than if he had held his tongue.
Even if the ones I know are sloppier than six pigs.
How did you know that?
how does poor depth perception work? or not work?
the field has no depth?
the person approaching seems shadowy?
I love Libras.
Just sayin.
W'tiger, we loves you too!
Omnes: Test is HYAH.
Is there any way I can get a look at the bent one?
Kent,
Isn't that what Paula Jones asked Clinton?
Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll just leave it as is. Being bent a little doesn't impair it's functionality.
Keith is an Aquarian.
Just sayin'. Not obsessing or anything.
"fourlegsgood - October 1? Did I know that?
Mine's October 2." -- Tena
Thank Gawd, some Librans. I was beginning to feel all alone and afraid.
Marcia Brady
Uhh, people? Why are you talking about Libras when there are Leos present? Priorities, folks.
4Legs--let's just say that the messiest parts of the house are: a) the area around the Papa Bear chair; b) Monsieur's home office and c) Mademoiselle's bedroom.
It looks as if October may be a busy month for the oven as well.
I'll put my order in early. Italian creme cake please, with double cream cheese frosting.
fourlegsgood - I think we talked about it last year.
Earl, are you sure you're Canadian? Not knowing Yvon Cournoyer is one thing, but not applying for pogey? It's our god-given right, as Canadians, to be paid for not working.
kent - it shows?
Only to the highly perceptive.
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You want to talk about lion kitty again?
earl in toronto -- about depth perception -- cover one eye and try to reach for things. It feels a little disconcerting.
how does poor depth perception work? or not work?
the field has no depth?
the person approaching seems shadowy?
earl in toronto
you can't tell how far away things are if you have poor depth perception. so theoretically someone could sneak up on you before you knew it. aw, if you have to explain it it aint funny anymore...
4Legs--I always want to talk about Lion Kitty. Update, please.
It's our god-given right, as Canadians, to be paid for not working.
Finny
Moi, I guess I'm just waiting to go back up til I qualify for my Old Age Pension. Canada! The Land Without Euphemism!
Damn, I wish I could blame that on haloscan but I didn't close the tag.
fourlegsgood - sorry I forgot. I am older than you and you will find that you, too, Forget Things, in another 10 years or so.
I'm Clean, Spontaneous, and Light.
Keith is an Aquarian.
Just sayin'. Not obsessing or anything.
Opposite sign. Niiiice. Can be a bit frustrating, though.
Libras. My son is one. They are beautiful, intelligent, all harmonious and shit, and just the orneriest bastards on earth.
Silleigh - thanks for that test! I'm a *Wit*, too. At least, according to them.
Just letting you know.
Marcia Brady
--
*smiling a steely-eyed smile*
We used to work for BofA back in the day. Still had some Bank of Italy stationery kicking around.
When it was absorbed by Nations (What Would Jeebus Do?) Bank, the New Insect Overlords actually wanted to inflict their name on the new organization and move HQ to Charlotte. Saner heads prevailed, so the NIO settled for sacking all the women in management (after we'd quit, praise Bast)and ordered the tellers to wear WWJD? buttons. This went over like Jonah Goldberg and Ben Shapiro as wedding crashers.
how does poor depth perception work? or not work?
One eye is significantly different than the other in visual acuity. I'm nearsighted in my left eye and farsighted in my right.
They used to call me Blinky in my singles-bar hopping days.
Karin I'll send my resume to your e-mail, it that's ok.
I'll pass it on to someone next week, and they can hand it to personnel. Probably better for it to come from a current employee.
I hope you got a good severance package. I got 6 months pay, after working there 10 years.
I find it difficult to group people into 12 rigid characteristic categories...
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what is this test of which you speak?
I think God is pissed with the Boy Scouts, I just heard on NPR that a group of them was hiking in the Sierra Nevadas and lightning struck and killed the troop leader and severely injured 7 Boy Scouts.
I wonder if Pat Robertson will blame it on the BSA's homophobia?
naaaaaa....
But Keith and I are both Air signs, so....
In case you haven't heard... the lastest on the Denver 3, freedom of speech violations...
A very good astrologer once told me that for a libra, thinking about doing work and actually doing work seem like the same thing. Rings very true for the libra I work with.
Being bent a little doesn't impair it's functionality.
Well then, you are good to go. I'm a Bauhaus kind of guy form follows function, and if it ain't broke........
Now when you got something that's broke, let me know, ......seriously.
.
But Keith and I are both Air signs, so....
...welll, I'm 45 years old.
.
.
...dang
Now when you got something that's broke, let me know, ......seriously.
Will do!
Thanks again.
I closed that damn tag - I checked.
Haloscan! j(shakes fist at the ether)
Hecate sez:
Why call yourself something meaningless when you can call yourself "The Bank of America"? Which is more persuasive?
I got it. When it comes to corporate "branding" I'm a bit dense.
BofA=Bank of America as far as I'm concerned.
.
I am clean spontaneous and dark.
Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi
Oh, and "moonchild" or "Cancer" or whatever mid-July is.
WHOOPS!
Completely OT:
MasterX just lost his first baby tooth while we were watching "Land of the Lost" episodes! Look out Tooth Fairy! MasterX need some vacation spending money!
A good day!
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That blue lobster was very festive!!!
==
Wasn't it? I wanted to wear fruit and dance for some reason.
Only to the highly perceptive.
Ooh kent! Now I'm gonna get all swoony....
Ah. I am indeed a Canadian.
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
"Since there are so many clever people here, I thought I'd pimp for moveon.org - they're looking for Hold Karl Accountable slogans .
watertiger"
Seriously contemplating having my own made up:
Karl Rove Is A Traitor.
(in humble acquiescence to the KISS Principle...)
Hecate - yah, we're lazy.
But we're lazy in spurts. Then we get energetic and drive everyone crazy. Then we get tired and we get lazy again.
At least, that's how I function.
(shakes fist at the ether)
Tena
I haven't seen that Useless Timewaster™ around here lately...
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(shakes fist at the ether)
Tena
I haven't seen that Useless Timewaster™ around here lately...
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I'm clean, spontaneous and dark, too.
Evening, freethinkers
Ah. I am indeed a Canadian.
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
Hey!! me too!!
Does that mean they'll have to give me a work permit?
Omnes--your rating was the same as mine.
GWPDA - moi, aussi.
clean/dark/complex
Does that mean they'll have to give me a work permit?
four legs good - Can you chuckle mordantly? The RCMP tests you on that.
But we're lazy in spurts. Then we get energetic and drive everyone crazy. Then we get tired and we get lazy again.
Yeah, that's what happens when the meth wears off.
But we're lazy in spurts. Then we get energetic and drive everyone crazy. Then we get tired and we get lazy again.
Yeah, that's what happens when the meth wears off.
I saw a great film this week:
Me, You, and Everybody We Know.
anyone else see it?
A very good astrologer once told me that for a libra, thinking about doing work and actually doing work seem like the same thing. Rings very true for the libra I work with.
Hecate
==
.....
Sally, his furriness just had a delicious dinner of Whiskas Pate Liver and Chicken.
Now he is industriously washing his face.
I give him 20 minutes or so before he's back asking for a second course.
"Since there are so many clever people here, I thought I'd pimp for moveon.org - they're looking for Hold Karl Accountable slogans .
watertiger"
From the MoveOn protest the other week: There's no reason for his treason. Fire Karl Rove.
Clean, complex,dark, I meant - not spontaneous. I'm 65% dark, 34% spontaneous and 38% vulgar.
Sounds like we are all Wits.
surprise, surprise!
Can you chuckle mordantly? The RCMP tests you on that.
I can indeed!!
Omnes--your rating was the same as mine.
Sallyh
So I get a REALLY big cake then?
Clean, complex,dark, I meant - not spontaneous. I'm 65% dark, 34% spontaneous and 38% vulgar.
You know what was shocking? I'm hardly vulgar at all.
In spite of my potty mouth.
Tena sez:
I'm clean, spontaneous and dark, too.
Talk about hhhot!
.
Mordant chuckling usually gets an automatic pass. Welcome to Canada!
But for me now, The National Weather Services tells us:
Severe Thunderstorm Warning For... Extreme Southwestern Maricopa County In South Central Arizona Central Yuma County In Southwest Arizona
* Until 645 PM MST
* At 528 PM MST... National Weather Service Doppler Radar Indicated A Severe Thunderstorm Capable Of Producing Damaging Winds In Excess Of 60 Mph. This Storm Was Located 7 Miles South Of Dateland. This Storm Was Building West At 5 Mph.
* Other Locations In The Warning Include But Are Not Limited To Tyson... Tacna And Mohawk. "
I'm going to go out and sit in the pool!
This is the thread that never ends.
Yes, it goes on and on, my friends.
Some people
...started writing it not know what it was
And they'll continue writing it forever
...just because
This is the thread that never ends.
"Yeah, that's what happens when the meth wears off." --chris/tx
heh, heh, heh, heh ....HEY!
Omnes--did you think you were going to get any other kind?
According to my baby brother, the Leo, there is nothing small scale about a Leo.
Karl Rove = Lark Over
dude, your day is done. cowboy up! and face the damn music. you are a traitor to America and the Founding Fathers and Mothers.
pack a toothbrush, stock up on 'soap-on-a-rope' and get some comfy pajamas.
47% dark 43% Spontaneous, 33% vulgar
which adds up to 123% nutjob. sounds about right.
.
...grrr
not knowing what it was
not knowing what it was
I'm going to go out and sit in the pool!
We had a huge thunderstorm here this afternoon. Lots of lightning, some of it way too close.
Omnes--did you think you were going to get any other kind?
I was just checkin'.
Who is looking for a job and where? And what kind?
Hecate
That would be me. NYC area.
I'm Clean, Spontaneous, and Light.
Central Scrutinizer
And me, I'm clean, complex, and dark.
According to my baby brother, the Leo, there is nothing small scale about a Leo.
Sallyh
==
True. We should thank them for their graciousness here, allowing us to talk about the others.
As per Karl Rove, I'd like to go somewhere with "out an unintelligent operative" but that's so divisive and such. Being agreeable is not my nature.
Finny,
originally a yankee running dog here but been in canuckastan long enough to be well you know......
let's just say I well recall guy lafleur sweeping down the wing! and yvon !!! was the captain right?
and not going for the pogey; well, we'll call that a major blunder!!!
Mena--well, looking at it from their perspective, yes.
It's the whole Antonio Banderas as PussNBoots thing. They really can do the Cute Face if they need to.
65% dark, 39% spontaneous, 16% vulgar
and 100% New YAWKUH!
IT'S A MAN'S LIFE IN THE ARMY
(we assure you this is exactly tlike the military)
"
Some 300 Boy Scouts reportedly fell ill after "standing in the sun about three hours," waiting for President Bush, who, as it turned out, couldn't make it.
"
It's the whole Antonio Banderas as PussNBoots thing.
"That ees not mine."
True. We should thank them for their graciousness here, allowing us to talk about the others.
mena
Madame Omnibus is working until 11pm tonight; so I am starved for attention. (hmmm... wonders if he is as bad as NTodd)
I'm clean,spontaneous and light.
30% dark, 52% spontaneous, 22% vulgar.
I also am not susceptible to brainwashing, so I would have made a lousy Nazi.
Watertiger--for my baby brother, it goes more like, 'ees na' my fault.'
(hmmm... wonders if he is as bad as NTodd)
Impossible.
I'm Clean, Spontaneous, and Light.
Same here,
why am I not suprised?
.
Hi, moonbats. What did I miss? Long day.
HBK, sorry about your day. Looks like you're already starting the next phase of your life. Good luck!
and one little hockey aside; I can never forgive bobby clarke for deliberately breaking valery kharlamov's ankle during the philadephia-russian game.
what a bleepin' nut job.
Omnes--perhaps simply not as obvious as NTodd. But yes.
Mine's October 2.
Tena -- 8:28 pm
you have mail...
.
HBK - Amex - New York has 133 current job openings, the majority in business and finance. Take a look. Make up your bestest, shiniest prettiest ever comprehensive resume. File on line for every single one. Two bits you'll get a hit within a week of the closing date (which you can locate by looking at www.americanexpress.com/amexweb - look but don't apply. You can find out how much it pays and who controls on that side - send your resume to whoever that is too.)
It's the whole Antonio Banderas as PussNBoots thing.
I can do that!
I missed the other seven threads, but I skimmed some o' the linx...
What's shakin', Eschatonia?
.
Jeffraham!
How're my boys tonight?
earl in toronto, how's the hockey season looking?
There's been no settlement, right?
let's just say I well recall guy lafleur sweeping down the wing! and yvon !!! was the captain right?
earl in toronto
how about the Richard bros? Maurice "Rocket" Richard and his little bro Henri "Pocket Rocket" Richard.
CLICK ME
why am I not suprised?
Kent,
I'm not too far off from your numbers either-43% dark, 43% spontaneous, 38% vulgar
Does that mean you're a ham too?
True. We should thank them for their graciousness here, allowing us to talk about the others.
.
HBK - Amex - New York has 133 current job openings, the majority in business and finance.
Halliburton has 462 openings in Iraq. I'd go with GW's suggestion first, though. But I'm funny that way...
Kent, Central--does this mean that a) I can pick each of you up with one hand and not have to wash them later; or b) that I should have each of you sliced and placed between two slices of rye and Swiss cheese, topped with mustard?
From this weeks Onion:
Bush To London Bombers: 'Bring It On'
WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush officially responded to the latest round of London transit bombings Monday, challenging terrorists to "do their worst." Said Bush, in a televised statement from the Oval Office: "The proud and resilient people of London can take anything the forces of evil and cowardice can throw at them. They will never live in fear of you. Bring it on." Prime Minister Tony Blair thanked Bush for his comments, inviting him to visit London and ride the Underground in a show of solidarity.
"But we're lazy in spurts. Then we get energetic and drive everyone crazy. Then we get tired and we get lazy again."
Tena --
Call it balance (that's what being a Libra is about -- if you can make up your mind 
)
BTW -- Never try to out stubborn a Taurus!
The boyscouts are having a rough time. Bunch of scout leaders put up a pole just underneat an electric wire at the jamboree here in DC -- with predictable results. The Goddess, she does not like homophobes.
someone should take the (doctored) photo of lee oswald (backyard photo holding rifle) and put rove's head on it.
im not sure why.
oh yeah. the traitor thing.
even tho lee got a bum rap.
the forces of evil and cowardice
Chimpy's been looking in the mirror again.
Hecate--the goddess does always have ways of obtaining equilibrium, does she not?
There's such good stuff in today's invaluable Cursor we're just going to reprint a few:
"
"If the Democrats were an actual opposition party," writes Tom Engelhardt, the nomination of Judge John Roberts "would be an open-and-shut case," by virtue of the judge's "unknown but all-too-real hand in taking the election from them" in Florida in 2000.
After U.S. Congressional candidate and Iraq vet Paul Hackett told USA Today, "I've said I don't like the son-of-a-b--- that lives in the White House. But I'd put my life on the line for him," the Cincinnati Enquirer quoted a spokesman for the National Republican Congressional Committee as saying that because Hackett said that, "we decided to bury him."
Although a Pentagon survey found almost a third of returning Iraq vets suffering from mental health problems, a Virginia newspaper ran an American Forces Press Service account under the headline, 'Study shows improved mental health for Soldiers in Iraq.'
"
Dave Neiwert's warnings of fringe extremism merely being a rightist research cutting-edge or testing flagpole just got another unwanted endorsement:
"
After reading Paul Speery's pro-profiling op-ed, Joshua Holland comments that the author of the book, "Infiltration: How Muslim Spies and Subversives Have Penetrated Washington," has "written for WorldNetDaily and David Horowitz's FrontPage Mag. And now the Times."
"
And, to end, good old nonpartisan Brian Lamb:
"
Two weeks after CPB chairman Kenneth Tomlinson agreed to debate Bill Moyers, he appeared on C-SPAN's "Q & A," where host Brian Lamb staged a "mini-debate" by having Tomlinson react to Moyers' May speech criticizing him.
"
Paul--I had to assure myself that that was a parody.
What's shakin', Eschatonia?
My laptop's still in the shop. Backordered part, because it couldn't be soldered. 
Sallyh: How're my boys tonight?
I'll assume for the moment you don't mean that in the Seinfeldian way...
All is well, same as it ever was, basically...
.
I mean to go in a moment but might I be unpleasant for sec?
Thank you.
I like cats just fine but Atrios's steam iron...well, that's what I want more of.
(GWPDA: How do you feel about "Bloody Cups"?)
.
There's something just wrong about tucker following Keith.
Time to change the channel.
If the Democrats were an actual opposition party," writes Tom Engelhardt, the nomination of Judge John Roberts "would be an open-and-shut case," by virtue of the judge's "unknown but all-too-real hand in taking the election from them" in Florida in 2000.
A-fucking-men.
"What's shakin', Eschatonia?"
I'm planning to stalk Keith Olbermann, but Mena and Watertiger are getting threatening.
So I'll have to wear my camouflage.
Sallh,
I choose "a".
"b" sounds a bit messy.
That Schmidt interview was headspinning. Gregory couldn't keep a straight face.
They have stolen Somerby and replaced him with a pod person.
Maybe there is something to that test (Hi! Back after a shower, waiting for hair to dry, then I split). Y'all seem to be testing out about how I would suspect.
Wonder if it ever tells people they have NO sense of humor. Guess it can't, given there's not an "I don't think that's funny" for every question.
Two weeks after CPB chairman Kenneth Tomlinson agreed to debate Bill Moyers, he appeared on C-SPAN's "Q & A," where host Brian Lamb staged a "mini-debate" by having Tomlinson react to Moyers' May speech criticizing him.
"
kei & yuri
i actually happened to watch a part of that and even with the friendly assist from lamb (and believe me, it was bend over backwards friendly), tomlinson still came off as a friggin lunkhead. he is so clearly a hack and not even intellectually capable of running any institution.
HBK - Amex - New York has 133 current job openings, the majority in business and finance. Take a look. Make up your bestest, shiniest prettiest ever comprehensive resume. File on line for every single one. Two bits you'll get a hit within a week of the closing date (which you can locate by looking at www.americanexpress.com/amexweb - look but don't apply. You can find out how much it pays and who controls on that side - send your resume to whoever that is too.)
GWPDA, Irate Scholar
HoneyBearKelly,
I hope you're still around. This is primo advice given by someone who did some of your homework.
There's something just wrong about tucker following Keith.
pie
tucker carlson's getting a different timeslot -- 11p -- he's up against the daily show. man, somebody in msnbc programming has a wicked sense of humor.
Lesse. I'm 68% dark, 1% spontaneous, 20% vulgar.
Me, dark? Get out of town.
Does that mean you're a ham too?
Natch!
apparently somewhat like Will Smith and Will Ferrell. Decent company, to be sure!
.
sounds like tucker is getting "coached out"...
After reading Paul Speery's pro-profiling op-ed, Joshua Holland comments that the author of the book, "Infiltration: How Muslim Spies and Subversives Have Penetrated Washington," has "written for WorldNetDaily and David Horowitz's FrontPage Mag. And now the Times."
k&y, I linked to that whackjob's piece earlier on this thread, but nobody commented. I had no idea he
he had that shit on his resume, the Times just says the Hoover Institution. Which sounds like a editing error to me, I thought it was "The Hoover Institute".
tucker carlson's getting a different timeslot -- 11p -- he's up against the daily show. man, somebody in msnbc programming has a wicked sense of humor.
Say goodnight, tucker.
Who is coaching Rice to smile through interviews? Truly in poor form when she is smiling while talking about how the kids got blown up in Iraq yesterday. damn.
ErinPDX |
KindaSleazy's not being coached.
She's like her "hubby" - that kind of thing makes her hot!
Sadistic cunt.
I agree with that for sure.
Man, I have to say, I am still reeling from that comic about the freedom fighting team of Sean Hannity, G Gordon Liddy, and whoever the fuck else...
Just freaky!
Hallowed are the Uhri!
and one little hockey aside; I can never forgive bobby clarke for deliberately breaking valery kharlamov's ankle during the philadephia-russian game.
what a bleepin' nut job.
earl in toronto
I recall Ed van Impe cheap shot (Clarke?). Flyers basically mugged the Red Army team. Later after the Soviets wanted no part of the overt violence the Flyers "outskated" them. One of the most arrogant mean sprited crowds in hockey history. The Red Army should have told them to fuck off and left! IMHO
Kent, Central--does this mean that a) I can pick each of you up with one hand and not have to wash them later; or b) that I should have each of you sliced and placed between two slices of rye and Swiss cheese, topped with mustard?
YES!
.
It would be interesting to see how different age groups compare. I'm 68% darker than other people my age. But how dark are people my age?
Is it just me, or does Rick Santorum look a little bit like Jeff Gannon with a bad toupee?
If it's just me, I'll shut up. But really... it's kind of creepy.
Gannon is fatter.
I am going to go get licked to death by a puppy-dawg for the evening. Night, 'bats!
I'm with Sallyh and Omnes, clean, spontaneous/dark.
Perhaps there should be an add-on to Eschaton? Where those so inclined can go up to New York and check out Mr. Olbermann and his depth perception?
Tucker v. Stewart? Say buh buh Tucker!
Is it just me, or does Rick Santorum look a little bit like Jeff Gannon with a bad toupee?
Holy shit!
Now that you mention it.
If the Democrats were an actual opposition party," writes Tom Engelhardt, the nomination of Judge John Roberts "would be an open-and-shut case," by virtue of the judge's "unknown but all-too-real hand in taking the election from them" in Florida in 2000.
A-fucking-men.
Does anyone else here ever wonder if the Dems and the Reps are 2 halves of the same coin? A false opposition to just keep as pacified, with a battle... When the war was over long ago?
It's a scary thought, but it often seems to be the case. Kerry's concession in less than 24 hours is a recent example...
Woody - if you're out there, I emailed you back.
BTW -- Never try to out stubborn a Taurus!
While I may be as flexible as they come, heed the words of the prior.
Words of wisdom, they be.
.
Robin Hood In Reverse
Did Al Franken's liberal radio network Air America divert city money for the elderly and inner-city children to itself? That's the question people should be asking this week after the revelation that the New York Department of Investigation is looking into whether hundreds of thousands of dollars were illegally transferred from a Bronx community center to Air America. Only a community paper and a few Internet bloggers seem interested in what could be an egregious case of illegal funneling of tax dollars to a private, partisan organization.
In late June, city officials designated the Gloria Wise Boys and Girls Club, a nonprofit organization that runs mentoring programs for children and day care for Alzheimer's patients, a "non-responsible city contractor." Investigators found "significant inappropriate transactions and falsified documents that were submitted to various City agencies." The city subsequently suspended the club's contracts, which run well into the millions.
It turns out, according to sources quoted anonymously by the Bronx News, that the mishandled money went to Air America. One source claims that $480,000 was wrongly transferred. The city investigation is concentrating on Charles Rosen, the club's president for 15 years, and Evan Cohen, the development director, who is a former chairman of Air America. Mr. Cohen resigned from Air America in May after the network's leasing plans in Chicago, San Francisco and elsewhere fell through.
Thanks for stealing from us, Air America. You guys are the best. Fucking monsters.
"Perhaps there should be an add-on to Eschaton? Where those so inclined can go up to New York and check out Mr. Olbermann and his depth perception?" -- Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
Perhaps I should be a little less up front about my stalking plans.
ahem.
I'm planning to stalk Keith Olbermann, but Mena and Watertiger are getting threatening.
So I'll have to wear my camouflage.
Marcia Brady
sounds like it might be time for Keith Olbermann's 'agent' to 'interview' the applicants for his affection and possibly 'blinddate' applicants to test for keith's compatibility:
earl@keithstestdriveservices.com
Silly trolls with their silly Air America "scandal."
Kent™ Embigulator,
You're a Taurus?
Some of my favorite people!
Scorpio here.
"Say goodnight Tucker."
"Goodnight!"
Something Awful (in Photoshop Phriday) has a cover of a Glory DVD, the title replaced with Army of Darkness. This is why the only TV we watch is TDS, old movies and the occasional BookTV.
If you need something to keep you awake nights... here's a look at what may be in Cheney's mind for us. Plan A is falling apart. Plan B is in the wings.
Might be real. Jesse says:
Some rumors eventually prove to be accurate foreknowledge. I hope that this one turns out to be silly paranoia spawned by someone (me) who gets too much email and worries too much!
Check him out:
CLICK HERE
earl@keithstestdriveservices.com
If you tell me he's a Scientologist, I'll cry.
Does anyone else here ever wonder if the Dems and the Reps are 2 halves of the same coin? A false opposition to just keep as pacified, with a battle... When the war was over long ago?
I agree.
THe dems and the rebubs have snookered the entire country.
Its time they all leave office,
Hollwed are the Uhri!
icc,
IF that didn't work the first hundred times that you tried it, it's not very likely to work on the hundred and first. Insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result. Just sayin'
So the Washington Nationals baseball games are now carried on the local Fox TV channel in DC and the radio broadcast includes many ads for Fox News Channel. This from a team whose symbol is a dubya. We need to get Soros in there fast.
Is it just me, or does Rick Santorum look a little bit like Jeff Gannon with a bad toupee?
If it's just me, I'll shut up. But really... it's kind of creepy.
Ripley
Have the two ever been seen in the same place together? Maybe they are each other's 'evil twin'.
where is my new gravatar dammit! It's old school.
Oops. Copied the wrong numbers. Good thing it wasn't an intelligence test.
Yes!!!! There it is!!!
Yes!!!! There it is!!!
Air America's parent corporation Piquant LLC issued an "explanation" yesterday but did not deny the allegations. It instead tried to pin them on Air America's previous owners, on whose watch the transfer is said to have occured. That won't wash.
Most of the mainstream newspapers have ignored this story. We only found out about it through the reporting of Brian Maloney, who pieced a story together on his blog "The Radio Equalizer" which was picked up by syndicated columnist Michelle Malkin. The New York Daily News buried an item at the end of a column of news briefs. There was nothing in the New York Times, which has heaped flattering coverage on the flailing network.
Air America is struggling to find listeners, leaders and reliable funding. But should it take money from children and the ailing elderly? Al Franken and Randi Rhodes, ever the defenders of the "little guy," should explain this one.
Al and Randi are a bunch of shitbat phonies who steal from poor kids to keep their failing station afloat. We are going to hang them out to dry, the greedy fucks.
Central--the, uh, sexual prowess of Scorpio men is supposed to be...legendary.
The city investigation is concentrating on Charles Rosen, the club's president for 15 years, and Evan Cohen, the development director, who is a former chairman of Air America. Mr. Cohen resigned from Air America in May after the network's leasing plans in Chicago, San Francisco and elsewhere fell through.
Thanks for stealing from us, Air America. You guys are the best. Fucking monsters.
What about Chuck?
New trolls, please...
Central,
I raised a Scorpio. Very interesting folks, Scorpios. The expression "Still waters run deep" was, in my humble opinion, created to describe Scorpios.
inner-city child | 07.29.05 - 9:19 pm | #
hey, asshole, that's been debunked at least three times already.
you can cut and paste, but you can't read?
It would be interesting to see how different age groups compare. I'm 68% darker than other people my age. But how dark are people my age?
It would seem that I am 99% darker 99% more spontaneous, and 99% more vulgar than those in my age group.
I am not sure I would contest those numbers.
.
possible moods of post.
the, uh, sexual prowess of Scorpio men is supposed to be...legendary.
Sallyh,
It's true.
Silly trolls with their silly Air America "scandal."
rorschach
rorschach, the New York City Department of Investigations would like to hear from you. You have their number, right?
Ripley--re Santorum and Gucky:
You know what they say about couples who've been together a long time, that they start looking like one another?
Well, my Nazi test results I know are accurate, because they match my attitudes 100% re: Bush, so I'd guess the humor was pretty accurate.
And now that I understand the numbers, I'm 60% dark. So I assume people my age are -8% dark. Wimps.
possible moods of post.
Third from the left.
How many different names will the Air America troll use?
Meanwhile, it's been fun reading about those fundies going after Frist.
I've never even heard of most of these organizations, but they're getting their 15 seconds of fame.
Yes, 15 seconds.
You're all pretty cute with your crushes on Keith. Just remember, he's already taken.
inner-city child
You and your party are the greedy fucks. You know that.
York City Department of Investigations
There is, of course, no such department.
hey, asshole, that's been debunked at least three times already.
you can cut and paste, but you can't read?
pie
pie, the New York City Department of Investigations would like the exculpatory evidence you have amassed. You have their number, right?
I can't wait for the indictements, LMFAO!
Re: Reg's link: Cheney's plan for Iran was also published in the American Conservative.
Austinites? Austinians? Good OpEd in your local rag here
inner-city child | 07.29.05 - 9:25 pm
Any word on that missing $8.8 billion?
Clap louder...
But how dark are people my age?
forgot to ask, but what neighborhood vis a vis the age thingamabob?
(context)
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Thanks GWPDA and Diane.
I will certainly check it out.
I was just having some pizza.
My layoff will give me lots of time for my getting rid of Gregory Meeks (D-NY 6CD) project, my scumbag congress critter.
rorschach, the New York City Department of Investigations would like to hear from you. You have their number, right?
inner-city child
I cannot afford long distance because that damned Al Franken took all my money!
the New York City Department of Investigations
Hilarious.
Me? 22. I think I'm the youngest person here. Usually, anyway.
I think. I can drink. Might be 23. But don't remember that birthday.
Cong Duke Cunningham's lawyer on latest revelations...
"If public money is involved, then I am sure he would support an accounting," Blalack said of Cunningham. "It's like asking if he supports apple pie."
Bwha ha ha ha
First Auditors' three principals and their Washington lobbyist donated a total of $11,600 to Cunningham's campaign and political action committee between 2001 and 2005.
I guess he could have taken a bigger slice. This SOB war hero (Republican) is still in Congress and still voting with no action pending that I'm aware of. The Country really has descended into the shitter.
I can't wait for the indictements
You'll be waiting a long time...
I think I also fit my astrological profile, which doesn't seem to make sense, since I don't understand how that could have any bearing whatsoever.
I cannot afford long distance because that damned Al Franken took all my money!
rorschach
He took ours too!
The expression "Still waters run deep" was, in my humble opinion, created to describe Scorpios.
Hecate,
I've been told that.
Didn't I see a post from you awhile back where you said that you are an INTJ?
I'm an INTP.
Ever notice how the rightwring copies everything the lefties do?
Why does Air America steal from us?
actually, kei and i work for the new york city department of investigations. we have shiny badges and a window office and our own inscribed departmental pens and a sassy manner that will not brook doors closed in our pure yet pert faces!! no knock-off factory or ethnic restaurant is safe from the nycdi!
actually the office is a bunk bed with a desk pushed up to it and a special investigative dark room made with extra bedsheets. but it does have a window.
Ever notice how the rightwring copies everything the lefties do?
©smalfish, CIA operative
*rightwing*
If you tell me he's a Scientologist, I'll cry.
our 'contract' with mr. olbermann includes 'tin can' removal so I think I can safely respond in the negative!!!
We were so much better off before Air America came to town and set up shop. Why do they hate us?
*rightwing*
I prefer rightwring. As in they are wringing every drop they can out of the treasury.
Why does Air America steal from us?
inner-city child
Why does Paul Bremmer steal from us? Why does Halliburton steal from us? Why does Exxon steal from us? Why does Ahmad Chalabi steal from everybody?
I could go on all nite...
Some of my favorite people!
Scorpio here.
Some of my favorite people as well.
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We were so much better off before Air America came to town and set up shop
Its unfortunate that you want to limit free speech,. Why do you hate America?
No one who guesses my sign from knowing me ever gets it right.
sheets
Hey. Anyone recognize this gravatar? >>>>>>
(I'm really happy that I found it and now I have to go download the episodes to relive my childhood).
Oh, ignore the inner city child. It *is* just a child.
"When I was a child I spoke as a child; I understood as a child; I thought as a child; but when I became a man I put away childish things."
I have no summer programs because Al Franken stole my money. It was a waste too, Air America is still a failure.
I just noticed my gravatar is missing!
I was too freaking tired to notice it.
Interesting. I didn't get home until 7:45 and my first post was to HBK.
I always notive when others have new gravatars but don't pay attention to mine.
Oh, well. Onward and upward.
Is it just me, or does Rick Santorum look a little bit like Jeff Gannon with a bad toupee?
have they ever been seen together?
Me? 22. I think I'm the youngest person here. Usually, anyway.
Well friend, you remind me, of me, about 18 years ago. It's a tough road, but it is worth it.
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I'm starting my own investigative unit too.
actually remember the canadians who tried to cross the border to search for WMD in the u.s.a.?
I don't think anyone said, 'Come on Down!'
Good to know, Kent. Seriously.
It was a waste too, Air America is still a failure.
inner-city child
shitty inner-child, keep dreaming.
your hero Rush had to PAY radio stations to take his show for the first few years.
By the way:
We finally got the UN to realize they're being played in Haiti
DO NOT MOCK THE NYCDI!
"When I was a child I spoke as a child; I understood as a child; I thought as a child; but when I became a man I put away childish things."
me too. except for the Slinky.
I just noticed my gravatar is missing!
pie
That happens when you are senile.
DO NOT MOCK THE NYCDI!
kei & yuri
I mock you with my monkey pants!
Seebach,
When I was 22 I didn't pay much attention to politics. I spent 90% of my time chasing women, partying and seeking hedonistic pleasures.
The remaining 10% I spent foolishly.
I'm waiting for the point of no return, at which nothing is redeemable, but them I'm going to the full bore hedonism, honest.
THEN CONSIDER YOUR MONKEY PANTS INVESTIGATED!
imagine disliking Al Franken.
it's puzzling.
The guy is passionate, funny, warm, caring, empathetic, friendly, sarcastic, pointed, insightful.
it's like wanting to be the sort of person who sits in a rocking chair cuddling a pickerel.
'we're not going out. I have to return Splashy to the freezer in half an hour.'
Seebach,
I have a similar plan.
THEN CONSIDER YOUR MONKEY PANTS INVESTIGATED!
kei & yuri
D'oh!
But...but...it was just a Buffy reference! Promise!
Please stop beating me!
I really had an awesome time on nitrous at the dentist a couple weeks ago. Growing up neurotic and afraid I keep away from caffeiene. But I think I need something really big to keep nasty old reality from intruding in soon.
imagine disliking Al Franken.
it's puzzling.
The guy is passionate, funny, warm, caring, empathetic, friendly, sarcastic, pointed, insightful.
You left out greedy and thieving. Or don't we matter?
Seebach,
Friend, you are most welcome.
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I am probably the only militant pro-pot legalization fanatic who actually almost had a nervous breakdown when I saw someone smoking it for the first time.
And I still never have.
rorschach your gravator tonight sort of resembles art by norval morriseau the ojibway shamanistic painter.
at least from a 'distance.'
You left out greedy and thieving. Or don't we matter?
inner-city child |
WHO IS THIS "WE" you refer WHINY SHRILL BASTARrds or just america hating sodomites like yourself who wish harm on americas's troops in the field and want the terrorists to win
like yourself
that not "we"
But I think I need something really big to keep nasty old reality from intruding in soon.
Seebach - You need something like ME?
Hey Arthur--
Do you still need to learn how to drive a manual trnasmission? I can help.
I am probably the only militant pro-pot legalization fanatic who actually almost had a nervous breakdown when I saw someone smoking it for the first time.
And I still never have.
Seebach
Best you keep away from that stuff, then. It means more for me.
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http://www.nraila.org/
Oh, man! Gotta pop some caps tomorrow.
Oh, man! Gotta pop some caps tomorrow.
J.E. Thornhill
Pop one in your own ass and do us all a favor!
Air America is still a failure.
inner-city child
Smarter trolls, please!
Al and Randi are a bunch of shitbat phonies who steal from poor kids to keep their failing station afloat. We are going to hang them out to dry, the greedy fucks.
inner-city child
How many times does a story have to be debunked before stupid fucks like icc let it go?
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