HULK SMASH!!!

GravatarOh yeah. Third?


GravatarSecond?


GravatarIs there a lowdown available for those of us who can't stand ra files?


Gravatartwosies


GravatarTook the tes, cutting edge:

"You scored higher than 99% on dark

You scored higher than 99% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 99% on vulgar"


GravatarThank the maid service!


GravatarThe spot portrays Schmidt and Taft as a not-law firm and in effect ties her to Taft's corrupt ass, mentions the tax increases she voted for and the corruption she's tied up with.

It's good. Kinda mocking, which is the perfect tone.


GravatarWell, it's an ad. Not a particularly impressive ad, to someone as jaded as me. But I tend to tune these things out anyway.


Gravatarsloppy six


GravatarNice.


GravatarJDW--'vulgar'? You? Never!


GravatarThis is interesting. In this post a right-winger basically admits, Yes, we might have to meet the Dems half way if we ever get around to sticking to this "universal healthcare" thing.

http://tinyurl.com/d4ug3

Maybe, just maybe, the kids who run our little political party will figure out that having people around loudly making bold proposals changes the political discussion in our favor, instead of hurting us. Maybe even our friends Dee and Elsie will figure out the same thing.


GravatarWellllll, I'll be out for a while.

Don't tell Mena and Watertiger where I'm going.


GravatarIt's an attack ad on Schmidt. Not sure Hackett is even mentioned by name. Connects Schmidt with Taft. Doesn't mention Coingate. Criticizes Schmidt for supporting a gas tax hike.

Now you know as much as I do about Ohio politics.


GravatarFRY THEIR ASSES HACKETT!!! WHOO-HOO! (don't live in ohio)


GravatarMarcia, make sure the TOW (TheOtherWashington)isn't there before you. She's not been on tonight, mmm, so perhaps she's already stalking.


GravatarDid anyone watch SG1? THey are taking a new direction that includes a group of aliens that are an evil religious type. They are comming to earth to cleanse those that are non believers.

Hallowed are the Uhri!


GravatarJDW--'vulgar'? You? Never!
Sallyh"

yes...it's so...fucking strange.


GravatarMSNBC is moving The Situation w/ Tucker Carlson to late-night.

Apparently, six weeks was all the network needed to decide that Captain Bowtie is not-ready-for-prime-time.

The AP reports:

Since its debut June 13, the bow-tied conservative's show has averaged 201,000 viewers, 25 percent fewer than its time-slot predecessor, "The Abrams Report," had in May, according to Nielsen Media Research.
MSNBC President Rick Kaplan says he had really planned all along to air "The Situation" at 11 p.m.

Ol' Tucker says he "couldn't be more psyched." Even in print, though, he sounds like Scott McClellan saying, "I'm glad you asked me that," while being grilled about Traitorgate.


Gravatarinner-city child

Why are you against freespeech?

Do you hate America that much?


GravatarThe freepers all use radio it seems.

Ancient stuff. I don't use it.


Gravatarinner city child is in fact a sodomite who hates the troops

prove me wrong!


GravatarI wound up dark, but not vulgar. Strange shit, that.


GravatarSo you gys must've heard by now that Al Franken won't go on the air without a chalice of blood from a Methodist gradeschooler?


Gravatarhates the troops and wishes harm on them


Gravatar
...In contrast to Limbaugh, who mocks his own pomposity


Yes, he's the Johnny Knoxville of political radio. Dig it!


GravatarWhy would anyone listen to any pundit?

It is like being stuck in traffic with an irritable mother in law wanting to use the toilet.


GravatarBuckeye, be quiet! Damn you...


Gravataranybody else watchin' firefly?


GravatarDid Atrios just cock block that punk?

Fuckin eh and Hallelujah !


Gravataryes...it's so...fucking strange.
jdw
==

Stop it, you!


GravatarWhy oh why are our trolls still flogging this dead horse? Because the Republican Party is morally and intellectually bankrupt.

Which brings me to the crooks and liars link to the rudepundit on assrocket.

Gag a maggot! Assrocket is sounding more jingoistic about Dear Leader than the North Korean networks.

But for the record Australia is also not a signatory to Kyoto and one of the two ranch hands wrangling this fig leaf agreement to cover up the fact that the Busheviks have got nothing.

*transfer of technology sounds like a job for the private sector, but Furious George has gutted any reason for US companies to develop and produce high tech coal scrubbers*


GravatarYes, he's the Johnny Knoxville of political radio. Dig it!
Ripley

I wish he would try a jack-ass esque stunt
Rush limbaugh shot out of a coannon into a tower made of glass to look like john kerry and jane fonda shooting oxycontin with osama


Gravatar*Someone* erased my email addy, so my gravatar disappeared, and I just noticed it.

Whoever could have done such a thing?


GravatarI know of huge numbers of people who troll the net searching for P2P streams so they can download anime from Japan but I know no one who listens to the radio (OR watches American TV!)


GravatarMSNBC President Rick Kaplan says he had really planned all along to air "The Situation" at 11 p.m.

Who are they putting back in the 9PM slot?


Gravatar*sniff*

I was so proud of my gravatar, now nobody notices it....

Jerks!!

(goes and gives more money to Hackett to feel better)


GravatarAssrocket is sounding more jingoistic about Dear Leader than the North Korean networks.


The Rebublican party is further right than the North Korean government.


GravatarWho are they putting back in the 9PM slot?
SWR

i saw somethinge earlier invoilving rita coby(crosby)???


GravatarPie, blame Haloscan. It has poltergeist who do weird things at night.


GravatarCelo, did you clear your cookies after you got the new gravatar?


GravatarThe Rebublican party is further right than the North Korean government.
©smalfish, CIA operative


just slightly to the right of mussolini


GravatarRipley, about santorum/guckert: it's the close-set eyes.


GravatarMSNBC President Rick Kaplan says he had really planned all along to air "The Situation" at 11 p.m.

Uh huh. Sure he did. He was hoping the bounce from Olbermann would help tucker.

Instead, tucker missed the trampoline and landed on his ass.


GravatarMena, Keith is yours-IF you see him first. Otherwise, he's all mine baby!

TOW, big dreamer


GravatarI just searched the Inky and didn't find anything that said Limbaugh squashed Franken "like a bug." Found only one link for Franken from 2004. Got a link for that pos?

I have a feeling it's a newsmax regurgitation.


GravatarTOW, oops!


GravatarDamn! Wht doesn't my email address stay put?


Gravatari saw somethinge earlier invoilving rita coby(crosby)???
olexicon | Email | 07.29.05 - 9:45 pm | #


From Fox?


GravatarPoor Tucker. I thought that 18-30 demographic would eat him up with a spoon.


GravatarEventually only comotose dogs and moonstruck baboons will be watching Tucker on TV.


GravatarWhy does Air America steal from us?
inner-city child

on the lasdt thread
he supports trewasuring raping only by republicnans i guess


GravatarNorth Korea dealt with its famine better than a Rethug would. Look at Jeb or Ahnold, the only "plan" these idiots have is to ask for federal funds to misappropriate.


GravatarI think I'll stop watching the Daily Show to start watching a bowtie wearing prep school prat.


GravatarFrom Fox?
SWR

I guess
I live in a land without fox or msgop


GravatarIt has poltergeist who do weird things at night.

Hmmmmm.


GravatarI am bitter because liberal radio and TV is a failure.


GravatarGuess I'd better keep my eyes on the ball!


GravatarWhy does Air America steal money from my neighborhood?


GravatarTucker is a zero, film at 11.


Gravatar I am bitter because liberal radio and TV is a failure.
Elaine Sucksdix


Silence, tiny pathetic namestealing man!


Gravatar"Elaine Sucksdix"

Here we are, guess the left will just have to surrender because wealthy, power and comfort have made tweenie rightist peons such soft mindless children...


GravatarRita Cosby is now on MSNBC. So that's why they hired her, an attempt to breath life in the 9pm time slot.
Good luck with that! Really!


GravatarWhy does Air America steal money from my neighborhood?
inner-city child


ask the underfunded public shcoolchildren how NCLB helped them too?

sodomite troop hater


GravatarMSNBC President Rick Kaplan says he had really planned all along to air "The Situation" at 11 p.m.

Who are they putting back in the 9PM slot?
SWR


Rita Cosby.
Gah!


GravatarWhy is it ok for Air America to steal from us? Shouldn't they be able to make it on their own? Don't they want to turn a profit?

We have no money left now, thanks to Al Franken. He better turn a profit soon.


GravatarWashu too? I really need my Gravatar.


Gravatarwhy does this man not want american business to succeed?


GravatarRita Cosby.
Gah!


Worse than Tucker Carlson. And boring.


GravatarCelo, it is something to be proud of.
it's something....uuuuh, yeah


GravatarTaking a break while the unhousebroken make their mess.


GravatarI'd like to see Rita Cosby breath life into Tucker Carlson.


GravatarI am bitter because liberal radio and TV is a failure.

No troll, she's disappointed that corporate Amreica is so enfranchised by the federal government that they have shut out half the population from the national discourse via public airwaves.


GravatarSilence, tiny pathetic namestealing man!

'man' is a little generous. Try 'son of a motherless goat'.


GravatarUh oh. It's off its meds again.


Gravatarthis troll must have escaped from theRove cchool for troop hating america hating traitor sodomites.
'


GravatarI'd like to see Rita Cosby breath life into Tucker Carlson.
edub


hIIIOO


GravatarWasn't Rita booted off Faux?


Gravatarmena:

Even my housebrokens make messes. And eat cat food off the dining room table when I'm not around.


GravatarThis troll is worse tha the "clearly bush is smarter" troll of a few months ago


Gravatar'man' is a little generous. Try 'son of a motherless goat'.

Hey, that's insulting!


GravatarEvening, 'bats.


GravatarWasn't Rita booted off Faux?

Do tell.


GravatarUh oh. It's off its meds again.
pie


I think it needs the dosages adjusted.


GravatarHey, that's insulting!
Son of a motherless goat


Heh!


GravatarThis troll is worse tha the "clearly bush is smarter" troll of a few months ago

One and the same, perhaps.

We've had one for a long time who exhibits the same batshit crazy behavior.

Changes his name but not his behavior.


GravatarStop it, you!
mena"

Ha! never my dear...


GravatarSmallscreen News

Rita Cosby leaving Fox News Channel
May 14, 2005, 2:54 GMT

NEW YORK, NY, United States (UPI) -- Rita Cosby, host of two weekend shows on Fox News Channel, is departing immediately.
Daily Variety reports that Cosby and the cable network were unable to agree on terms for a contract extension.
Cosby`s two shows were "The Big Story Weekend Edition With Rita Cosby" at 9 p.m. Saturday and Fox News Live With Rita Cosby" at 6 p.m. Sunday.
Fox has made no announcements yet on a Cosby replacement or on whether the shows will continue with other hosts.

Copyright 2005 by United Press International


GravatarHEADS UP

HEADS UP

Hassert on Fitzgerald

Hastert also weighed in Thursday on comments made by former U.S. Sen. Peter Fitzgerald that there is mounting political pressure to oppose the reappointment of U.S. Atty. Patrick Fitzgerald this fall, in light of his aggressive prosecution of government corruption in Illinois.

"He serves at the pleasure of the president of the United States," Hastert told a correspondent for the Tribune Broadcasting News Network.

Go to bottom of article, about a reward local GOP honcho put out on Daley in regard to payrole corruption scandal ongoing there, in which Fitz is involved I think.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/ ne...1,3962004.story

This is a direct threat.


GravatarToo bad MSNBC didn't keep Donahue and Ashleigh Banfield. You would have had three decent hosts along with Olbermann.


GravatarOT Did anyone try the nazi test on same page as the humor type test from the last thread? I apparently would have left Germany.


GravatarChanges his name but not his behavior.
pie

and irritating to boot


Gravataris that the spinning beach ball of death i see on the trollbot's screen?

or is it the x-eyed 'splody bomb CPU?

either way, its syntax subroutines have clearly broken down. maybe one of unka karl's cheeto brigade are going to need to stop by and uninstall/reinstall...


Gravataris that the spinning beach ball of death i see on the trollbot's screen?

or is it the x-eyed 'splody bomb CPU?

either way, its syntax subroutines have clearly broken down. maybe one of unka karl's cheeto brigade are going to need to stop by and uninstall/reinstall...


GravatarIs the fact that I had never heard of Rita Cosby til this thread a good thing?


GravatarIs the fact that I had never heard of Rita Cosby til this thread a good thing?
flory, Contributing Editorix |

for your sanity,
probably


GravatarIs the fact that I had never heard of Rita Cosby til this thread a good thing?


She just seems dull to me.


Gravatar"He serves at the pleasure of the president of the United States,"

In other words the king is above the law.

Bullshit mr hastert. You are dead wrong.


GravatarRita Cosby leaving Fox News Channel


And I posted that Murdoch's son is going back to Australia and leaving his position as head of at the New York Post.

Well, change is...

change.


GravatarCLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT here...

fun test, Silleigh!


Gravatar Is the fact that I had never heard of Rita Cosby til this thread a good thing?

Hopefully she lost her irritating, whiney voice while losing her job.

And yes,, you are very fortunate to not have known who she is.


GravatarOT Did anyone try the nazi test on same page as the humor type test from the last thread? I apparently would have left Germany.

Ditto. Too bad many of my real-life relatives didn't.


Gravatarok, it's friday night...time to get rid of the, 'same ole same ole' weekday news;
white girl found (lost)in brothel
round peg found in square hole

and dump all the friday night white house garbage on me;
bolton appointed un ambassador
frisk gives the,'tally ho' finger to da chimp, on stem cells

the night is still young, and there just has to be more worthless, but stimulating, infomation forth coming


GravatarThe long knives are ready to be drawn. I've said all along Fitzgeralds in dangerous territory personally.

Let's ask the AG about this.


GravatarClean, complex, dark... sounds like a wine review.


GravatarI am bitter because liberal radio and TV is a failure.

I am so fucking confused. I thought the entire media was liberal?


Gravatar"CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT here...

fun test, Silleigh!
Jenny from the ßlog"

I knew it. Your Ivory soap girl good looks were a dead giveaway.


Gravatarback later...


GravatarClean, complex, dark... sounds like a wine review.

with subtle undertones of raspberry and pepper.


GravatarI am bitter because liberal radio and TV is a failure.

I am so fucking confused. I thought the entire media was liberal?
res ipsa loquitur |


It is hard to keep track without satan on speed dial


Gravatarjdw -

That's a sweet thing to say!


GravatarYour Ivory soap girl good looks were a dead giveaway.

She *is* a cutey, eh?


GravatarI did the Nazi test, too. I'm also an expatriate.


GravatarFuck Hastert.


GravatarToo bad MSNBC didn't keep Donahue and Ashleigh Banfield.

Donahue was okay, but I really liked her.

Were they stupid or cowed when they let her go?

Dumbasses.


GravatarPie, blame Haloscan. It has poltergeist who do weird things at night.
Elaine Supkisix


So what's the daytime excuse? Leprechauns?


GravatarJenny, that sounds like you!


GravatarInner city child, go peddle your sister's ass or sell some crack or join the Army and go cap some sandnigger in their ass.

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!

It's the AMERICAN WAY!

(Paid for by GWB for Emperor 2006)

"I'm Emperor Chimparctis the First, and I approved this inerrent proclamation!"


Gravatar Pie, blame Haloscan. It has poltergeist who do weird things at night.
Elaine Supkisix

So what's the daytime excuse? Leprechauns?
Doozer


Pixies


GravatarOkay, let's try this again...

(I had to take a break 'cause Mr. Star Search 1989 just dropped by to gimme a power supply for DA/VE)
.


GravatarSo what's the daytime excuse? Leprechauns?
Doozer

I believe it would be sunspots


GravatarYour Ivory soap girl good looks were a dead giveaway.

She *is* a cutey, eh?


Yes.
Is her real name Lakshmi?
.


GravatarWere they stupid or cowed when they let her go?


They hired Michael Savage and he made some sexist remarks about her, which she criticized at some speach at a university. Then they fired her for "criticizing a colleague" in public.

She should have made it worth her time and hit Michael Savage across the back of the head with a shovel.


GravatarThe long knives are ready to be drawn. I've said all along Fitzgeralds in dangerous territory personally.

Let's ask the AG about this.
Jorma | 07.29.05 - 10:04 pm | #

Only because the Repuke mafia is far more ruthless and deadly than any other criminal enterprise.


GravatarGenuine breaking news: "Caltech astronomer finds solar system's 10th planet." Way cool! And they say it's inhabited by ivory-billed woodpeckers. OK, that part's not verified yet.


GravatarIt is hard to keep track without satan on speed dial

Oddly, that's an early podcast.

The Devil's On My Speed Dial Now

Weird, that...


GravatarShe should have made it worth her time and hit Michael Savage across the back of the head with a shovel.
SWR


with "LIBERAL" spelled in spikes on it


Gravatar"She *is* a cutey, eh?
Central Scrutinizer"

Scwiiiing! JFTB really does remind me of the Ivory soap girl...as a woman, that is...


GravatarThe Devil's On My Speed Dial Now

Weird, that...
Ripley |


I can be referential without trying to be referential !~


Gravatar So what's the daytime excuse? Leprechauns?
Doozer

I believe it would be sunspots
olexicon | Email | 07.29.05 - 10:08 pm | #


Locusts.


Plague!



.


GravatarJP, well met !


GravatarSo the Frist stem cell position (and all the *weeping and wailing* from the fundies) is supposed to soften the Bolton appointment?



Fucking assholes.


Fucking assholes.


GravatarLemme get this straight ...

Two terrorist bombings in London in the last two weeks and the Brits have rounded up everyone.

A massive terrorist attack here four years ago and Osama bin Laden walks free.

What's wrong with this picture?


GravatarThey hired Michael Savage and he made some sexist remarks about her..

Mr. "Get AIDs and die". That worked out well for him, didn't it?


GravatarCaltech astronomer finds solar system's 10th planet."

Linky?


GravatarPixies

I categorically deny this allegation.

That said, once cookies are deleted, I've found you have to enter your email twice in order for it to stick.

FWIW.


GravatarScwiiiing! JFTB really does remind me of the Ivory soap girl...as a woman, that is...
jdw


And she's just about as tall as I am! How cool is that?


GravatarLemme get this straight ...

Two terrorist bombings in London in the last two weeks and the Brits have rounded up everyone.

A massive terrorist attack here four years ago and Osama bin Laden walks free.

What's wrong with this picture?


That I still live here instead of in London?


GravatarHeya, Rip, ya ol' chip!
.


Gravatar"And she's just about as tall as I am! How cool is that?"

and how tall would that be?


GravatarMr. "Get AIDs and die". That worked out well for him, didn't it?


Michael Savage really makes you long for the reasoned discourse and gentility of the old Morton Downy Jr. show.


GravatarWhat's wrong with this picture?

We live in an incompetant Amreica.


GravatarHey RIL, congrats on getting through the Ordeal!

Now I really am out for a while. But probably an early evening, so I'll check back for the late shift. Happy Cat Day, all!


GravatarHere's the news item about the new planet.


Gravatar
and how tall would that be?
jdw

5' even she said - perfect for the Dance.


GravatarWhat's wrong with this picture?

We live in an incompetant Amreica.


That's because our children is not learning.


GravatarCome by boat, train or plane:

http://greatscat.blogspot.com/20...y-for- paul.html

Paul Hackett will be there, as well as Max Cleland and others.


GravatarCaltech astronomer finds solar system's 10th planet

Time to revise those horoscopes
#


GravatarCentral--every Scorpio man I have met a) hates the phone; b) hates small talk; c) never talks about his private feelings; d) is never neutral about anything and e) loves women. Any of this sound like you?


Gravatar5' even she said - perfect for the Dance."

be still my heart....hubbahubba...


GravatarNorth Korea dealt with its famine better than a Rethug would. Look at Jeb or Ahnold, the only "plan" these idiots have is to ask for federal funds to misappropriate.

This is creepy. The North Korean government didn't "deal with" their famine. They caused their famine.


GravatarWhat's wrong with this picture?

We live in an incompetant Amreica.

That's because our children is not learning.


We face many challanges.


GravatarLemme get this straight ...

Two terrorist bombings in London in the last two weeks and the Brits have rounded up everyone.

A massive terrorist attack here four years ago and Osama bin Laden walks free.

What's wrong with this picture?
res ipsa loquitur


Well, sure, if you are going to treat it like wussy police work instead of invading a country that wasn't involved like a real man would. Yeah well then you are just gonna hafta live with the results. you wine sipping liberal-commie-jeebushater. [/wingnut rant]


GravatarSince its debut June 13, the bow-tied conservative's show has averaged 201,000 viewers

How do these incableble hosts get huge salaries when they can't even attract a national audience the size of a coupla Shriners' conventions?

Carlson needs to be sent to the single A rehab league.


Gravatar.
I believe that I speak for all of Eschatonia when I sincerely proclaim:

"Smarter trolls, please!"


GravatarWe face many challanges.
Ripley

I am the one who has to decide to put trooops in harms' way!


Gravatarwhich she criticized at some speach at a university.

Did you know that you and MYOB spell a lot alike?

No, what got her in hot water was not anything she said about...who?

She criticized the WAR!!! OMG!!!!


GravatarWhat's wrong with this picture?

We live in an incompetant Amreica.

That's because our children is not learning.

We face many challanges.


Don't disassemble, goddamnit!


GravatarWell, sure, if you are going to treat it like wussy police work instead of invading a country that wasn't involved like a real man would. Yeah well then you are just gonna hafta live with the results. you wine sipping liberal-commie-jeebushater.

Besides, those Commie Brits wouldn't know how to have an empire if they tried, not like the USofA.


GravatarGuess that Scorpio thing is like a law of nature, then.


GravatarCarlson needs to be sent to the single A rehab league.
Nigel Tufnel


Cable access


GravatarMay-nard Ferguson and band, caught swinging on BETJazz.

Mmmmm.
-


GravatarHow do these incableble hosts get huge salaries when they can't even attract a national audience the size of a coupla Shriners' conventions?

Widdle Schmucker's da-da is a bigwhig in the biz. That's why he gets more chances to fail than, well, Georgie Dumbya Bush.


GravatarSallyh: Central--every Scorpio man I have met a) hates the phone; b) hates small talk; c) never talks about his private feelings; d) is never neutral about anything and e) loves women. Any of this sound like you?

Yep... but I'm Gemini.

Actually, sounds like every het man I know...
.


GravatarChris--'smarter trolls' is an oxymoron.


GravatarJDW--I'm only 5-1.5; is that too tall?


GravatarGWPDA, Irate Scholar,

On the last thread I offered to give Arthur lessons in driving a manual transmission. He never got back to me. Are you keeping him from the computer?


GravatarHow do these incableble hosts get huge salaries when they can't even attract a national audience the size of a coupla Shriners' conventions?


Tucker Carlson's show wasn't so much offensive and right wing as it was simply unfocused. There wasn't really a point to it, ever.


GravatarChris--'smarter trolls' is an oxymoron.
Sallyh

like President Bush

or Secretary of State rice


GravatarBesides, those Commie Brits wouldn't know how to have an empire if they tried, not like the USofA.

People, people, we're getting off message here. We're secretly winning the War on Terror.

Now, who gotta purple finger for Daddy? Booyah!!


GravatarI would have to say the hates small talk and doesn't talk about emotions things doesn't exactly work for me, though. Because I hate small talk, but would much rather it be replaced with discussions about which things we're least neutral about.


GravatarOmnes--she lets him use the computer, but she's a bit worried about the Jeep.


GravatarTucker Carlson's show wasn't so much offensive and right wing as it was simply unfocused.

Sort of like Jeffrey Dahmer with an attention deficit disorder?


Gravatar.
Sallyh, well, if you don't ask, you'll never know. Maybe there ARE smarter trolls out there.

Somewhere.

(Oh, who am I kidding!)


Gravatar (I had to take a break 'cause Mr. Star Search 1989 just dropped by to gimme a power supply for DA/VE)

Viva Nashvegas! Does he have A Cut On Hold with Wynona?

And girls, I skimmed the last thread, and apparently you're confused: Don't you realize Keith is mine?

Oh, and he has no depth perception because he whacked his head running for a subway train about 25 years ago. So he can't drive, which is why he hated Hartford, Ct.

And he's a Unitarian. Dropped that one during the Pope-A-Thon.

Well, of course I have a life! Why do you ask?


GravatarOT Did anyone try the nazi test on same page as the humor type test from the last thread? I apparently would have left Germany.
Omnes Omnibus | 07.29.05 - 10:00 pm |.............................I took the test and apparently the people made me their Fuhrer.


GravatarOn the last thread I offered to give Arthur lessons in driving a manual transmission. He never got back to me. Are you keeping him from the computer?
Omnes Omnibus - Oooooooooooooh. I'm a lefty tho - front AND back. Won't that make it awfully difficult?


GravatarSort of like Jeffrey Dahmer with an attention deficit disorder?


Just amateurish.

If you watch Allison Stewart fill in for Olbermann, you can tell how tightly organized his show is by noting that she's the only thing really different about it from when Olbermann's on.

But Carlson's show was just all over the map. It was kind of like "OK. We have a TV show. Now what do we do?"


GravatarI do enjoy my hatred of phones. I envision a horrible malfunction that causes all celphones to be nonfunctional for weeks. Yes yes, I do realize some people actually do use them for important reasons. But the sheer amount of obnoxious nonsense those things transmit is unbelievable.


Gravatar"JDW--I'm only 5-1.5; is that too tall?
Sallyh"

oh no, not at all.......


GravatarSallyh, I don't know about central but that fits me all the way.
Oct. 30
65 years old
altho I do like to think of myself as a dragon tho


GravatarWhoops, had to step out for a moment...

every Scorpio man I have met a) hates the phone; b) hates small talk; c) never talks about his private feelings; d) is never neutral about anything and e) loves women. Any of this sound like you?

Sallyh,

I have to agree with Jeffraham, this sounds like most men.

Except I not only love women, I absolutely adore them. Most of my friends are women, by choice and not by chance.


Gravatar"We live in an incompetant Amreica"

Thank you, NEA, now our children are going to need to take Chinese.


GravatarCentral--every Scorpio man I have met a) hates the phone; b) hates small talk; c) never talks about his private feelings; d) is never neutral about anything and e) loves women. Any of this sound like you?

Sounds like every straight and gay male I know.


GravatarMSNBC is moving The Situation w/ Tucker Carlson to late-night.

one could only hope it's 3 am in all time zones, including international...


GravatarIf you watch Allison Stewart fill in for Olbermann, you can tell how tightly organized his show is by noting that she's the only thing really different about it from when Olbermann's on.

Right on. When I first saw her in the chair, I thought, OK, second-rate until Keith gets back. But she's got the wit and political incisiveness worthy of the program. She's a stand up stand in.


GravatarOooooooooooooh. I'm a lefty tho - front AND back. Won't that make it awfully difficult?

Nah, it will help with the clutch.


GravatarOn her personal website, right-wing pundit Ann Coulter linked to a Drudge Report item on Hearst Newspapers columnist Helen Thomas's alleged vow to "kill herself" should Vice President Dick Cheney run for president. Thomas, a former White House correspondent for United Press International, is of Lebanese descent. The link, listed on the website's front page under the heading "Quotations from Chairman Ann," was accompanied by the statement: "What is it with these Arabs and suicide?"
http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-lo...cal/ welcome.cgi


Gravatarhe has no depth perception because he whacked his head running for a subway train about 25 years ago. So he can't drive, which is why he hated Hartford, Ct.

Hmmm, guess that means I'll be the designated driver for ever. I can live with that.

Thanks for the heads up, hamletta!


Gravatarre the 300 boy scouts who were overcome by heat on Wednesday - seems they had a passle of rules since the prez was coming in. No metal belt buckles, etc., they could have water bottles, but they had to dump out the water before going through security check. Bottles to be refilled on the other side. So several thousand (at least) boy scouts going through security check, long lines to refill their water, took the expected toll in the blistering heat. Then they're all waiting for georgie to show, and when the announcement was made he wasn't showing, they booed him.


GravatarU.S. Army to Leave 13 Bases in Germany
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ germa...ermany_us_bases

By STEPHEN GRAHAM, Associated Press Writer Fri Jul 29, 6:53 PM ET

BERLIN - The U.S. Army will pull out of 13 bases in southern Germany as part of its repositioning of American forces around the world, its European headquarters said Friday.

etc.
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Well, the Overseas Levy office just lost some of its glitter.
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GravatarNobody here gonna be in Ohio tomorrow?


GravatarJust got some bad news from my local liberal radio call in talk show host, his clear channel station is changing from ABC news at the hour and half hour to Fox news; said host attempted to deride speculation that it was a political move, instead he cited economics, as the Fox product is cheaper. Yeah, sure, since they only have stenographers and talking heads.....


GravatarThat was 'posed to be a sad emoticon, not an angry one.


Gravatar
Nah, it will help with the clutch.
Omnes Omnibus


Great! I'll get the Jeep whenever you're ready!


Gravatar Nobody here gonna be in Ohio tomorrow?
desi


I live in Ohio.


GravatarEvening, evening moonbats


Gravatar"What is it with these Arabs and suicide?"

Ann will say anything to draw attention to herself.


Gravatardesi: Nobody here gonna be in Ohio tomorrow?

Were I a man of means...
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GravatarWhat with the anal Fristula, btw...?
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GravatarWhat with the anal Fristula, btw...?
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Gravatarjosh links to yet another story about the dukester's corruption. i must say, even as cynical as i am about the repugs and their limitless greed, cunningham's misdoings have managed to surprise me.

Fla. software company seeks an accounting
By Marcus Stern
COPLEY NEWS SERVICE
July 29, 2005

A Florida software company will ask a San Diego receivership judge today to order an accounting of $3.5 million in federal money that Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham helped a small group of political contributors and constituents obtain through a contract with the Internal Revenue Service.

Integrated Actuarial Services of Ormond Beach, Fla., says the Rancho Santa Fe Republican, acting in his role as a member of the House Appropriations Committee, pressed the IRS to pursue an auditing project that led to a contract benefiting the San Diego group.

The group, which includes two residents of Cunningham's district, incorporated in 1999 as First Auditors for the express purpose of pursuing the IRS auditing contract. None of them had an accounting background, and First Auditors had no other projects or clients.

IAS, the Florida company, claims that First Auditors acted as little more than a shell company and used a Washington lobbyist and Cunningham's help to win the contract. IAS also claims that First Auditors improperly pocketed most of the money the IRS paid out in connection with the auditing contract, despite having almost no responsibilities under it.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/ ne...29contract.html


GravatarDWD, well met!


Gravatar "What is it with these Arabs and suicide?"

Ann will say anything to draw attention to herself.


Yeah. The act is getting old.

Speaking of suicide, the Gus Van Sant movie about Kurt Cobain's pretty good.

It was the first movie I've ever fallen asleep twice while watching it and still came away liking it.


GravatarI live in Ohio.

See my earlier post if you're interested in helping canvass for Hackett. The kick-off is in Cincy.


GravatarRepublicans can't be trusted with our money.

Nuff said...


GravatarNobody here gonna be in Ohio tomorrow?

Columbusite, here. But you mean Cincy, of course.

Sadly, no can do.


GravatarArthur J. GWPDA,

Why don't you check to see if you can reach the clutch pedal. If not, we have to rig something up.


GravatarI liked the ad that is the subject of this thread.

The music made it, however. Very appropriate.




Night, all.


GravatarOmnes Omnibus: Why don't you check to see if you can reach the clutch pedal. If not, we have to rig something up.

Allow me to suggest: LEGOs.
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Gravatarpixie,

I am in Columbus also. I will probably go to the state Dem. HQ and see if I can help out from there.


GravatarWhy don't you check to see if you can reach the clutch pedal.

Oh. Okay. The Tall Two Legged person has gone out for the evening - I'll check to-morrow. Will that be soon enough? The faster I learn, the faster I can pick up Woody and come to Escha-cha-cha-con!


GravatarOmnes, when and where? Columbus is very doable.


GravatarThe U.S. Army will pull out of 13 bases in southern Germany as part of its repositioning of American forces around the world, its European headquarters said Friday.

Hmmm...

13 bases out of Germany.

14 bases in Iraq.

Interesting parallel.


Gravatar But [Alison Stewart's] got the wit and political incisiveness worthy of the program.

Right on! The first time I saw her fill in for a week, I thought she was trying too hard, but now that she's become the default backup host, she's really eased into it and does a great job.

I thought Alex Witt was great, too. Some people didn't like her, but I thought she was sly and Carole Lombard-y.

Chris Jansing, on the other hand, just couldn't catch the vibe. She's great, but too serious. She couldn't drop her Serious Newswoman persona for a one-night fill-in. She seemed kinda freaked out.

Can't say I blame her; it's her thing. She's a very devout Catholic, and she's got a new weekend show that's all about ethics. I guess she's just a real serious person.


GravatarGreat! I'll get the Jeep whenever you're ready!
Arthur J. GWPDA


Arthur J!

Did GWPDA let you have those keys? Or did you sneak them out of her purse again?


GravatarMrs DWD got mad at me tonight. I think it was as I passed an SUV with a SPORTSMEN FOR BUSH sticker on it. For some reason, really cannot explain it, but my middle finger suddenly got itchy . . .

She said, "You are losing it." I said, "These rotten bastards are ruining my country, don't you care?" Apparently she does not for she replied, "And what effect does it have on you?"

I did not reply, but I could have. How about cutting funding for education? Fighting a war for no reason? A thousand jobs lost in the last two months in Muskegon? CAFTA? Bankruptcy bill? $2.35 a gallon gasoline with record oil company profits? Thwarting the will of the people as expressed by Congress?

Oh well.


GravatarOmnes, there are locations all over the state where you can help out, be it phones or whatever. Go to Hackett's web site for the info. I hesitate to post all the contact info for the trolls. Or, drop me an email and I can send the info to you.

G'night all, have a great weekend.


GravatarBERLIN - The U.S. Army will pull out of 13 bases in southern Germany as part of its repositioning of American forces around the world, its European headquarters said Friday


good bye - - germany - - - h-e-l-l-o iraq...they didn't build those temporary(permenent) base's (4 at last count)in iraq to dispense candy and cigarette to the locals...it's 'the oil stupid'


GravatarPixie,

The Ohio Dem. HQ is on State Street. very near Grant Hospital and the Main branch of the Library.


GravatarDid GWPDA let you have those keys? Or did you sneak them out of her purse again?
flory, Contributing Editorix - I'm gonna -ask-....


GravatarSpeaking of suicide, the Gus Van Sant movie about Kurt Cobain's pretty good.

I'll have to check that out.

Did you see "Kurt and Courtney"? It made Love out to be a real monster.


GravatarIt
Don't
Mean
A
Thing
If
It
Ain't
Got
That
Swing.
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GravatarWhen Dobson comes up to Mrs. DWD and hands her a ticket for exposing her ankle to public view, perhaps she'll change her tune.


Gravatarnow this is lock and load -- wtf:

Posted on Fri, Jul. 29, 2005
Fierce battle erupts between warring gangs in Mexican border town
BY SUSANA HAYWARD
Knight Ridder Newspapers

NUEVO LAREDO, Mexico - (KRT) - Warring Mexican gangs fought a pitched battle with bazookas and grenades late Thursday in a middle-class neighborhood of this border city, terrorizing citizens who say they live in a "Baghdad-like" war zone.

The battle was so fierce that the U.S. ambassador in Mexico City announced Friday that he was closing the consulate here until at least Aug. 8. The announcement called the battle "an alarming incident" that involved "unusually advanced weaponry." U.S. Ambassador Tony Garza said U.S. officials will use the week to assess security.

For more than 30 minutes Thursday, the sharp report of automatic-weapons fire, punctuated by thumping explosions, could be heard throughout this city. After the fighting had ended, the street where the confrontation had taken place bore all the signs of combat. The house at the fighting's center was riddled with holes the size of melons. Part of it had collapsed. A building across the street was pocked with holes, indicating a fierce response with heavy weapons.

Hundreds of bullet casings from AK-47 assault rifles and other weapons littered the street. Cars, many with Texas plates, lay like victims, their windows shattered and their bodies scourged by bullet holes.

There was no official police version of the events Friday. Police said no one had been injured or killed, but splotches of blood stained the streets when a reporter and photographer arrived minutes after the shooting stopped.

The battle offered a glimpse of the challenge facing the Mexican police and army as they try to root out rival drug gangs battling for control of this critical border region south of Texas. Some 300 heavily armed soldiers in tanks, accompanied by state, city and judicial police and federal investigators, cordoned off the street while they inspected the devastated house and talked to neighbors. Most neighbors claimed they'd heard nothing, even though the sound of explosions reverberated throughout this city of nearly half a million.

Those who did talk told a confusing tale of gunmen wearing the uniforms of the Federal Agency of Investigation, Mexico's FBI, arriving in front of the house at 2411 Mexicali Street in southern Nuevo Laredo, about two miles from the U.S. border, at about 8 p.m.

"Suddenly there were explosions; they launched bazookas and grenades and machine guns," said one man who witnessed the battle for about 20 minutes. Standing in a corner, the man pleaded that his name be withheld. "They'll kill me. It's become so dangerous," he said before rushing off into the night.

Some neighbors said the fighting started earlier. "My husband and I went out at 6 p.m. because we started hearing gunshots, but then there were more and more and more until it sounded like explosions, bombs, and we went back home scared," said a woman who would give her name only as Hilda. Hilda said she lives in the adjacent neighborhood of Guerrero, next to the Madero suburb where the fighting took place.

A state policeman who asked not to be identified said investigators searching the house found photographs of 14 municipal police officers and a list of other officials "sentenced to death." He said the photos carried the men's names, nicknames, their ranks and home addresses.

Police at the site also said they found three AK-47 rifles, a grenade, two handguns, ski masks and hundreds of bullets of different calibers.

Authorities wouldn't comment on why they thought the house had been targeted. Some neighbors and police claimed it was a safe house used by drug smugglers or kidnappers.

"It was some kind of reprisal by drug gangs who want to control this city," said one federal police agent. Like the rest, he asked that his name not be used. "If our names or faces appear in the news, we're dead. That's the way it is here."

http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com...ld/ 12259209.htm


GravatarThanks, Omnes.

Desi, I sent you mail.


GravatarDid you see "Kurt and Courtney"? It made Love out to be a real monster.


I have it lying around somewhere but I've never gotten around to watching it.


GravatarI live in Ohio.
Omnes Omnibus"

ditto, but can't make it...got a seminar to run for the next 5 days...


Gravatarflory, Contributing Editorix - I'm gonna -ask-....
Arthur J. GWPDA


Very well. You're on your honor as a gentleman.


GravatarAtrios, why so quiet on CAFTA? Former economist, isn't that right up your alley?


Gravatar When Dobson comes up to Mrs. DWD and hands her a ticket for exposing her ankle to public view, perhaps she'll change her tune.

And I will drag him into an alley, and he will never be seen again.

Not in my country, damn it!


GravatarSigh.
.


Gravatar" On her personal website, right-wing pundit Ann Coulter linked to a Drudge Report item on Hearst Newspapers columnist Helen Thomas's alleged vow to "kill herself" should Vice President Dick Cheney run for president. Thomas, a former White House correspondent for United Press International, is of Lebanese descent. The link, listed on the website's front page under the heading "Quotations from Chairman Ann," was accompanied by the statement: "What is it with these Arabs and suicide?"

Dingbust it, Ann is more clever than I ever imagined. And, she has perky breasts.


Gravatar Sigh.

Grab the Talking Stick and spill, brother...


GravatarVery well. You're on your honor as a gentleman.
flory, Contributing Editorix - 'enkew, I'm sure. I'd never dream of taking things. That's just wrong.


GravatarJeffraham--as king of digestive troubles, any suggestions for one with a very upset stomach?

I could use a Curly pet, too.


GravatarDingbust it, Ann is more clever than I ever imagined. And, she has perky breasts.

Yes, three of them.

Don't ask, because I won't tell...


GravatarDesi, You have mail.


GravatarYes, three of them.

Holy bebe rebozo, batman!


GravatarI have it lying around somewhere but I've never gotten around to watching it.

Her own father (stepfather, FWIW) believes that she killed Kurt. He reads some poetry that she'd written as a teenager that doesn't exactly put her in a positive light.

It's interesting.


GravatarAnd, she has perky breasts.
Lafcadio Hearn


Erm....I believe that frontal protrusion is a little north of the breast area.

And there's only one.


GravatarRipley, so you say.

I am afraid that we are losing, folks. I keep trying to harbor hope, but to tell the truth it is waning. We are all going to be wage slaves bought with useless trinkets manufactured for the uninformed who are manipulated into a cacaphony of greed raising in a ever increasing wail as we descend into darkness.

Honestly, I want to go back to the island (or GWPDA's ranch in Alberta) and spend my time with intelligent people caring for each other.

This economy simply sucks and no one will say it. I read Honey Bear Kelley's announcement this evening and I could tell he was devastated.


Gravatar And, she has perky breasts.

Those are breasts? And here I was thinking she just kept getting bit by the same two mosquitos!

Or were they...mansquitos?!


GravatarHer own father (stepfather, FWIW) believes that she killed Kurt.

I don't really buy it. The cops aren't that stupid. They would have investigated it and busted her. It's not as if Courtney Love's all that popular that she would have gotten away with it.

And he wrote all of the music that her band released that was any good anyway. I can't imagine why she would have had any motive to kill him and make it look like a suicide.


GravatarAnd, she has perky breasts.

those aren't breasts.

They're miniature missile silos.


GravatarUmmmm, can't we just treat Ann coulter like a troll and ignore her? Please?


Gravatar'enkew, I'm sure. I'd never dream of taking things. That's just wrong.
Arthur J. GWPDA


I never in a million years thought you would take them.

Borrow maybe....

But not take - that would be wrong.


GravatarRipley: Grab the Talking Stick and spill, brother...

Nothin' t' spill, really. I'm just bored, and it's slow here, tonight.

Sallyh: Jeffraham--as king of digestive troubles, any suggestions for one with a very upset stomach?

Something you ate? I recommend the generic Zantac from Sam's Club. Otherwise, I kinna diagnose you via videotape!

I could use a Curly pet, too.

He got several good ones from you since last we spoke.
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GravatarHe reads some poetry that she'd written as a teenager that doesn't exactly put her in a positive light.


Have you read the Cobain diaries?

They could really catch on if some right winger saw them and started wailing and knashing his/her teeth about some of the drawings he's got of mutilated American soldiers.


GravatarThey're miniature missile silos.
watertiger

i believe she posseses wepaons of mass destruction and someone should disarm her
by taping her mouth shut


Gravatar>Her own father (stepfather, FWIW) believes that she killed Kurt.

And she killed Dale Earnhardt.

SHE KEELED DAYEEL!!!


GravatarGood mornin

Boon Mats!

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GravatarOr were they...mansquitos?!

/cue dramatic music...

Dun dun duuuuuuummmm!!!!

In a world gone mad.....


Gravatar any suggestions for one with a very upset stomach?

Sorry to jump in, but my old bartender tricks included bitters and soda.

I wouldn't suggest it to just anybody, but since you're a serious cook, you just might have bitters and a siphon around.

Anyway, it works like a charm. A tall-ish glass of soda with enough bitters to turn it a pale pink, sipped slowly, will settle the most upset stomach.

It will involve some burping.


GravatarAnd, she has perky breasts

plus a cute adam's apple


GravatarHoly bebe rebozo, batman!

Liddy's auxiliary nipple, covered in cherry flavored lipstick, can be viewed and suckled Tues-Fri 10-2 at the Nipplese Gallery.


Gravatar>Her own father (stepfather, FWIW) believes that she killed Kurt.



She did make Bernie Goldberg's enemies list. Like her being a drugged out skank is hurting 'Merka any more than any one of 100,000 drugged out skanks in red America.


GravatarNothin' t' spill, really. I'm just bored, and it's slow here, tonight.

I'm not wearing pants...









Yeah, I know, not really news... but still, it might be just the conversational catalyst we need tonite.


GravatarI'm trying to enjoy tonight but my IBS is acting up.


GravatarBoon Mats!

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agave, transendental texan

more like bon mots~


GravatarYeah, I know, not really news... but still, it might be just the conversational catalyst we need tonite.
Ripley


i am wearing a beret and a miss wyoming banner


Gravatari am wearing a beret and a miss wyoming banner
olexicon


You too?! Which year?


GravatarRoom temp ginger ale, sipped slowly works for me when I have an upset stomach. Just in case ya don't have bitters around.


GravatarI am listening to Gordon Lightfoot's MIGUEL and it has some of the best guitar work ever in it.


GravatarBoon Mats!

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agave, transendental texan

more like bon mots~
olexicon

Is that freedom talk?


.


GravatarYou too?! Which year?
Omnes Omnibus

1968

since it IS friday


GravatarGravatar I'm trying to enjoy tonight but my IBS is acting up.

That's the only part of me that's not irritable.


Gravatarmore like bon mots~
olexicon

Is that freedom talk?


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agave, transendental texan Main Entry: bon mot
Pronunciation: bOn-'mO
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural bons mots /bOn-'mO(z)/; or bon mots /-'mO(z)/
Etymology: French, literally, good word
: a clever remark : WITTICISM


GravatarShe did make Bernie Goldberg's enemies list.

Bernard Goldberg's heart yearns to wear Poppy Bush's 1949 Yale sweater and whistle wolfishly at the blushing, wool-skirted gals at Pop's Chocklit Shoppe.


GravatarI don't really buy it.

Oh, I'm not sure I do either. I do believe that she helped to drive him to suicide, though.

Watch it when you get a chance, there's some interesting insight from people that knew both of them well.


GravatarHas anyone else here suffered from irritated bowel syndrome (IBS)?


GravatarHas anyone else here suffered from irritated bowel syndrome (IBS)?


Gravatar68? You owe us one....

groan at will, kids...


Ah, Friday, when all our cares are but a temperate mix 'how much beer do I have?' and 'did I remember to buy coffee?'...


GravatarDingbust it, Ann is more clever than I ever imagined. And, she has perky breasts.


Word on the street is, she has a third leg.


GravatarAh, Friday, when all our cares are but a temperate mix 'how much beer do I have?' and 'did I remember to buy coffee?'...
Ripley


and "can i mix those two things?"


GravatarWord on the street is, she has a third leg.
©smalfish, CIA operative |


and she is a animatronic robort made entirely of shaved ham and old toasters


GravatarKen Mehlman plays the Broadmoor.

Oh, and bebe, this one's for you.


GravatarThis economy simply sucks and no one will say it. I read Honey Bear Kelley's announcement this evening and I could tell he was devastated.
DWD


I heard - on AAR of all places - today that 'all signs are pointing to an economy having recovered from a serious slump with a robust labor market'.

WTF? What economy is that - China's?


GravatarBernard Goldberg's heart yearns to wear Poppy Bush's 1949 Yale sweater and whistle wolfishly at the blushing, wool-skirted gals at Pop's Chocklit Shoppe.



Lock Bernie Goldberg up in a room with Courtney Love and don't open the door until one of them is dead.

I'd give him about 5 minutes before she makes him cry.


Gravatarand "can i mix those two things?"

Well, they make Oatmeal Stout. And if that doesn't just jump and say, 'I'm freakin' breakfast, baby!', I don't know what would.


Gravatar"I want you to lose your chin!"

KEN MEHLMAN
for the chinless closeted men


Gravatar Room temp ginger ale....

That's the classical solution, the one my mommy used to bring me, but the thing is that most ginger ale these days doesn't have any actual ginger in it.

Now, SallyH is the type to keep ginger root around, and she can shave it with a peeler and steep it in a hot sugar water, then cool it down.

I had a friend who made her own ginger ale by mixing this with club soda. It was 'licious. 'Course, in the old days, we had Rock Creek ginger ale, which was the real deal, see above.


GravatarHas anyone else here suffered from irritated bowel syndrome (IBS)?

That's "Irritable" bowel syndrome.

And no, I guess that you're suffering alone with that, dumbass namestealer.


GravatarWell, they make Oatmeal Stout. And if that doesn't just jump and say, 'I'm freakin' breakfast, baby!', I don't know what would.
Ripley


it's barley it's hops it's a meal


Gravatar
Well, they make Oatmeal Stout. And if that doesn't just jump and say, 'I'm freakin' breakfast, baby!', I don't know what would.


Ha ha!

Oatmeal makes ME stout!

Ha! Enjoy my hilarious wit.

Ha.

Ha.

(Weeps softly to self.)


GravatarI do believe that she helped to drive him to suicide, though.

I tend to believe a parental figure was involved.

Incesticide.


GravatarAmbush
Posted by jesselee [Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee]

Many folks have asked why I haven't been hammering on the Hackett race more. From the Hotline, here's your answer...
http://blog.dccc.org/mt/archives...ves/ 003241.html


Gravatarmuito de fuder o blog


Gravatarand "can i mix those two things?"
olexicon

Simsons episode.

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GravatarWell, if the world is gonna go to shit, at least theres still scifi friday.

If you have'nt seen SG1 yet, its playing again right now. Really pertinant to todays reality.


GravatarYeah, I know, not really news... but still, it might be just the conversational catalyst we need tonite.
Ripley


Only if you have a webcam.


GravatarIt's not just the IBS cramps, but the constant runs that ensue.


GravatarI do believe that she helped to drive him to suicide, though.

I tend to believe a parental figure was involved.



Maybe he just saw the future.


Gravatar.
agave, transendental texan Main Entry: bon mot
Pronunciation: bOn-'mO
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural bons mots /bOn-'mO(z)/; or bon mots /-'mO(z)/
Etymology: French, literally, good word
: a clever remark : WITTICISM
olexicon

So I was right.

.


GravatarOh, and bebe, this one's for you.

For a second there, I thought you meant this
Bebe.


Gravatar Word on the street is, she has a third leg.

and she is a animatronic robort made entirely of shaved ham and old toasters
)

And old phone books and weiner flavor...

(/Gavin)


Gravatar• Austrian museum lets naked people in free


GravatarKEN MEHLMAN
for the chinless closeted men


But wait, there's more! Act now and you'll receive a complimentary Talking Points Ken doll!!!

Amaze your friends! Kill Social Security! errr... Amaze your friends even more amazingly!!


GravatarOkay, I'm admittedly lost....


GravatarSo I was right.

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agave, transendental texan |


;ousy frenhmen


GravatarActually one of my favorite Olbermann moments is when he ripped the head off his Talking Ann Coulter doll on the air and tossed it over his shoulder.


GravatarOnly if you have a webcam.

Funny you should mention...


No, I've said too much already....


GravatarCondi Rice is an unprincipled, soulless cunt. One doesn't even bother to ask "how dare she?", because, of course, she will dare.

"Evil." Right. As though she had any clue about the definitiopn of the word, working for GWB as she does.

Please.


GravatarAnd old phone books and weiner flavor...

(/Gavin)
Thersites

i forgot about "weiner flavor"

I always remember
"there are these at school
and they smoke"
"they are bad"
"they taught their dog to smoke and now he goes around begging for cigarettes"


GravatarThersites:

Craaazy glue...


GravatarOnly if you have a webcam.

Funny you should mention...


What, you found the one NTodd installed in your john?


Gravatar• Austrian museum lets naked people in free

If I were in Austria I'd have it made now, wouldn't I?


GravatarActually one of my favorite Olbermann moments is when he ripped the head off his Talking Ann Coulter doll on the air and tossed it over his shoulder.

(looking around for Marcia Brady or mena) . . . He will be mine!!!


GravatarDo nyou want to know how much my head weighs?


You know, there is really not much functional difference between trolls and Gavin...


Gravatar• Austrian museum lets naked people in free

If I were in Austria I'd have it made now, wouldn't I?
Central Scrutinizer

those europeans always ahead of the trends


GravatarWhat, you found the one NTodd installed in your john?


That was'nt john, it was riply that posted that.


GravatarYou know, there is really not much functional difference between trolls and Gavin...
Thersites


Gavin is better at independent thought


GravatarWhat, you found the one NTodd installed in your john?

I was upset, initially, until I realized his fish-eye lens really did a wonderful job of, well... I'll leave it to him to explain his artistic choices.


Gravatarflory, word dominatrix,

You have identified the source of my discomfort for my country. I keep listening and reading the news and I wonder WTF?

The differentiation between people who have money and the vast majority who are just trying to tread water is growing. No shortage of McMansions, but affordable housing?

We have lost two of the best sources of jobs in the city of Muskegon in the last two months. About a thousand people laid off. While that might not seem like much, there are only about 40K in the city. This is going to be devastating.

I posted this morning that 17 soldiers had died since last Friday. Tonight it is 18. Not a damned word in the papers or on the news.


GravatarI want to know much my head would cost if it were made of veal, Dammit!


Gravatar# Saddam Grilled About 1991 Shiite Crackdown AP - 33 minutes ago
# Congress Approves Massive Highway Bill


Saddam approves massive highway Bill
Congess approves 1991 shiite crackdown


GravatarOlexicon; Figure about ten pounds for a liberal's head. .01 pounds for conservative's.


Gravatar(looking around for Marcia Brady or mena) . . . He will be mine!!!

Back off, bitch!

He has a special hatred for Ann Coulter because she brings great shame upon their mutual alma mater Cornell.


GravatarHallowed are the Uhri!


GravatarMy rotten 11-month-old daughter just spilled root beer on my leg.

Stinker.


GravatarHe has a special hatred for Ann Coulter because she brings great shame upon their mutual alma mater Cornell.


Or maybe it's just because she's a hate filled bigot.


GravatarI want to know much my head would cost if it were made of veal, Dammit!
olexicon | Email | 07.29.05 - 11:26 pm | #


U.S or Europe?

MYOB'
.


GravatarDiarrhea is one of the more bothersome results of IBS. Non-stop. My anus is so chaffed and red.


GravatarAre you gonna slap that bitch Thersites?


GravatarYou know, I exactly resemble a certain "Keith O," of cable news fame? Strange but true.


Gravatar My rotten 11-month-old daughter just spilled root beer on my leg.

Stinker.


Like my Dad used to say, "Damn, I wish we'd left you at the orphanage!". Puts a kid right in their place, I can tell ya.


GravatarI was upset, initially, until I realized his fish-eye lens really did a wonderful job of, well... I'll leave it to him to explain his artistic choices.
Ripley


Y'know Rip - it might be time to think about a new gravatar.

Just sayin'.


GravatarMy rotten 11-month-old daughter just spilled root beer on my leg.

Stinker.


You gave a baby CHILI?

/Mr Mom


GravatarI posted this morning that 17 soldiers had died since last Friday. Tonight it is 18. Not a damned word in the papers or on the news.


No shit?

That sucks big time.


I have to confess that I've been so obsessed with lion kitty and my fucked up sinuses that I haven't got a clue.


GravatarWho the hell is gary barbados and why is he wearing Jenny's frilly underthings?

That's a bit pervy, if you're asking me...


Gravatar Are you gonna slap that bitch Thersites?

Wow. I've told you before, namestealer, that you were mentally ill. Infant slapping humor. You won't believe it, but you genuinely do need help.


GravatarYou know, I exactly resemble a certain "Keith O," of cable news fame? Strange but true.


I thought you resembled me.


GravatarOkay, I'm admittedly lost....
Donovan Phillips


Such a nice place to be on a Fri day nite.

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( I had to ask Melissa how to spell 'such')

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GravatarOlexicon; Figure about ten pounds for a liberal's head. .01 pounds for conservative's.
DWD

sounds about right


Gravatar"we're talking crusade here, we need to warn earth". - Daniel Jackson


GravatarHe has a special hatred for Ann Coulter because she brings great shame upon their mutual alma mater Cornell.
hamletta


Hah!

He's a fellow alum!!

He's mine!

Minemineminemine!!!!!!


GravatarOr maybe it's just because she's a hate filled bigot.

Well, yeah, but that's just the generic hatred. I figgered that needed no mention because of Olbermann's obvious menschitude.


Gravatar
Like my Dad used to say, "Damn, I wish we'd left you at the orphanage!". Puts a kid right in their place, I can tell ya.


My dad would've been cool unless it was his gin & tonic...


GravatarHas anyone else here suffered from irritated bowel syndrome

No, but I suffer from Irritated Brain Syndrome everytime I hear chimpy's voice.


Does that count.


GravatarYou know, I exactly resemble a certain "Keith O," of cable news fame? Strange but true.



*swoons*


GravatarWhat's wrong with my gravatar? It's Heavean and Hell.

See, now I'm paranoid and on edge.

Why, why did I wake up this morning?!?


GravatarAre you gonna slap that bitch Thersites?


Typical christian response to unwanted behavior.


GravatarWhere the hell is Eli? He didn't get a life when no one was looking, did he?


GravatarMy rotten 11-month-old daughter

no such thing


GravatarI thought you resembled me.

And we both exactrly resemble this Keith O fellow. And went to Cornell. It's uncanny...

(whistles tunefully)


GravatarWhere the hell is Eli? He didn't get a life when no one was looking, did he?
Central Scrutinizer

i SURE AS HELL hope not


GravatarI should be in bed already cause, yeah, I did sign up for canvassing tomorrow. Gotta be in New Boston at 10 am. I'm just trying to unwind a bit before I hit the hay.

Go Hackett!


GravatarJeez, I come back from my reconn...my trip to the grocery store and it's still the same thread.


GravatarI have to confess that I've been so obsessed with lion kitty and my fucked up sinuses that I haven't got a clue.
four legs good


Speaking of which - how are the sinuses? Did you ever go to the doctor?


Gravatar(looking around for Marcia Brady or mena) . . . He will be mine!!!


I have my money on you. Afterall, you do know all that crazy martial arts stuff.


Let's just not tell lion kitty. He'll be crushed.


GravatarThe rotten 11 month old is at Babyblogging.

And who the fuck would namesteal Jenny to call an infant a bitch?


GravatarI posted this morning that 17 soldiers had died since last Friday. Tonight it is 18. Not a damned word in the papers or on the news.

The professional military, on balance, cannot stand the Star Trek Members Only jacket wearing Commander in Chief who has decimated their morale, esprit de corps, and their ability to responsibly attract the next echelon of leaders.


GravatarSorry, me @ 11:39.


GravatarAhianne,

Good on you!


GravatarAnd who the fuck would namesteal Jenny to call an infant a bitch?

NYThersy, is that you?


GravatarThe Dean of Harvard Business School is on Charlie Rose. He says they try to instill in their students a sense of responsibility to make the world better and not to let making lots of money go to your head.


GravatarD'oh!

Babyblogging.


Gravatarnamestealing is fun, like crossdressing.


GravatarNYThersy, is that you?

Erm, sure.


GravatarWhat's wrong with my gravatar? It's Heavean and Hell.

See, now I'm paranoid and on edge.

Why, why did I wake up this morning?!?
Ripley


No, no no.

I was merely suggesting that since you have those fisheye webcam screen shots - you may as well make use of them.


Gravatar"And we both exactrly resemble this Keith O fellow. And went to Cornell. It's uncanny"

But do you have his cute depth perception problem that makes him so easy to catch -- I hope.


GravatarGordo's mom, is having a makeover.


Gravatarwhy do we continue to be surprised? I just don't understand.


GravatarSpeaking of which - how are the sinuses? Did you ever go to the doctor?


I did.


I'm taking 1000 mg of some really strong antibiotics for the next 3 weeks.

So while I still feel like shit, I at least know I'll probably feel better in a few days.


And I'm still a veterinarian.


Gravatarif you hate wal-mart, go here, read the story, laugh your ass off, then go to the upper right and vote it "Best Of".

Thanks moonbats!


Gravatarwrong link, thers


Gravatar"The professional military, on balance, cannot stand the Star Trek Members Only jacket wearing Commander in Chief who has decimated their morale, esprit de corps, and their ability to responsibly attract the next echelon of leaders"

Geez, the folks I talk to (1st and 2nd tours) are pumped about the mission and the good they're doing. Where do I find these malcontents?


GravatarLet's takes a hard look at Air America's latest explanation for the public funding mess involving NYC non-profits:

There are a couple of other rather large glaring holes in this statement. If Gloria Wise went under, was that due to the fact that they were short about half a million in cash? If so, it more or less leads you to believe that the money has not been "actually repaid" but is still in "agreed to be repaid" land.

Second, given that Gloria Wise is now closed, how will the money now be repaid? Isn't this a handy loophole for Air America to jump through? "Gosh, we'd really like to repay them - in fact, we agreed to repay them, but due to some unforseen circumstance, they went under. Weird. Oh well, nothing to be done now."

Unless I am missing something in this statement, that is exactly the position Air America is currently taking: we agreed to repay this months ago, but Gloria Wise doesn't exist anymore...


Also raising eyebrows: that bizarre summer camp compensation arrangement noted at the end of Air America's statement.

Fishier and fishier.

Janeane? Al? Anyone? Anyone?
-------------------------------------------

Why do Air America and its liberal defenders hate me?


GravatarLike my Dad used to say, "Damn, I wish we'd left you at the orphanage!". Puts a kid right in their place, I can tell ya.

What an asshole thing to say Ripley.


GravatarEli is in the deep South visiting the lovely and mysterious Codename V. this week.


GravatarAm I still banned?


GravatarOh wait. No I'm not. I'm at english professor who studied at cornell.


GravatarWhy do Air America and its liberal defenders hate me?
inner-city child

because your a douchebag


GravatarBeautiful Rosie, as usual, Mary.

When Lee (young DWD) was a baby he was the most contented child imaginable. He used to sit on Mom's lap until he was tired and then he would sleep on her stomach as we sat in the evening. At this point he is 6'2" and about 200 lbs of rock hard muscle. He still likes to cuddle with her when he is not feeling well. He seems to have developed mono and has been mothered sufficiently.

Enjoy your children when you can take them in arms and look forward to when they can do the same for you.

(lightbulb changing is easy now, too)


GravatarTrue, ginger ale doesn't really have much (or any) ginger anymore, it's probably the carbonation that helps the upset.
Ginger tea is also an option.


GravatarI've been told that it is startling how closely I resemble Jack Nicholson.

Right before Will Sampson gives him a pillow sandwich.


GravatarAnd we both exactrly resemble this Keith O fellow. And went to Cornell. It's uncanny...

Or at least teach in the same town....


GravatarAm I still banned?
Marcia Brady


yes
.


Gravatarnamestealing is fun, like crossdressing.

The truth shall set you free, eh, gordon?


GravatarNYMary: Gordo's mom, is having a makeover.

... and they done broke the handle off'n three putty knives!
.


GravatarThat wackadoo Jean Schmidt was just on the rerun of Hardball.


What a crazy woman.


I think David Gregory is pretty good. He doesn't take any shit from these people.


GravatarAnd I'm still a veterinarian.
four legs good


And lion kitty is still adorable.

So all is right in the world.


GravatarBut do you have his cute depth perception problem that makes him so easy to catch -- I hope.

Um, there are depth-perception related program activities hereabouts, sure.

Chase me ladies, I'm in the cavalry!


Gravataragave, I usually get banned when Toby gets banned. I don't know why, cause I think I'm pretty nice.

But I have ways around the ban.


GravatarDWD,
My "baby" is 5'10" and gloriously lovely. It's awkward, but she still likes to cuddle up to me when she's not feeling well, too. It's okay, but she's kind of bony.


Gravatar
Or at least teach in the same town....


Well, I went there for a conference once...


GravatarBeautiful Rosie, as usual, Mary.


Yes, but I suggest you quit feeding her the day-glo food.


GravatarDemocratic congress in 2006.

Some reasons we need one.

Energy Bill
Patriot Act
Bankruptcy Bill
Highway bill
Medicare Bill
Dept, Of Homeland Security
Social Security
Medicare
Medicade
OSHA
Stem Cell research


GravatarD'oh!

Babyblogging.


She's TOO cute!

NYMary,

Should have known you guys were Giants fans. I've seen them thrice and loved it every time.

I got "NO!" for a friends 5 YO grandson, and he carried it around with him for months, even when he knew he wouldn't be able to listen to it.

You gotta raise 'em up right.


GravatarNow it's pickin' up. I'll drop the poker game, now, if you'll excuse me...
.


GravatarMarcia Brady -- Love the gravatar.


GravatarWhy do Air America and its liberal defenders hate me?

Its Republican defenders hate you, as well.

Plus, you're just awfully whiny. Terribly, terribly whiny. And, frankly, not very entertaining as a troll.

We'd like to speak to your manager, please.


GravatarNYMary, my 14-yr-old 5'9er came and got in bed with me the other day and just chatted for twenty minutes.

Almost makes me remember that I like her.


GravatarYes, but I suggest you quit feeding her the day-glo food.

But she likes it! Actually, she'll eat anything.

Interesting baby food note: babies apparently can't digest black olives.


GravatarAnd lion kitty is still adorable.


Yes.

He spent the evening chasing his bizzy balls and proving my theory that kittens are naturally good at hockey.

He also killed his mousie several times. Maxx Attaxxx!!


GravatarWe'd like to speak to your manager, please.
Ripley |


I think he's managed by artie fufkin from Spinal Tap


GravatarBartcop has his anger to keep him warm I notice. I find him hard to disagree with though.

Today in Iraq too (http://dailywarnews.blogspot.com/). I think they're both right on the mark. It's strange that of all the things that can get your point of view dismissed anger is at the top of the list. Not lying, not self-interest, anger.

Al Gore's speech last year rocked and the MSM dismissed it, not because he was wrong about he said, but because he had the temerity to say it passionately.

What am I not getting?


GravatarAnd I'm still a veterinarian.
four legs good | Email | 07.29.05 - 11:43 pm | #


Well, that could be half your problem right there. You know a little bit about medicine.

Every good doctor worth his/her office call knows that the only thing that make sinuses any better is a class 4 narcotic - your vicodin, your darvocet (in a pinch), or whatever.

They'd almost advertise, but the market is full of boner drugs right now (and, we're sure you'll understand). It's better for an 80-year-old blind man to have a boner than for you to look after your kids.

God Bless America.


Gravataragave, I usually get banned when Toby gets banned. I don't know why, cause I think I'm pretty nice.

You probably both have the same ISP.


GravatarThe great thing about trolls is that they can't navigate staircases, so they are unable to go upstairs.


GravatarIt's ok for Air America to steal from inner-city children because....well, because I say it is. It's not stealing if it is done by liberals.


So there!


GravatarDWD,
My "baby" is 5'10" and gloriously lovely. It's awkward, but she still likes to cuddle up to me when she's not feeling well, too. It's okay, but she's kind of bony.
NYMary | Email | Homepage | 07.29.05 - 11:48 pm | #

You lez out with your daughter?

Strange.


GravatarSo there!
olexicon | Email | 07.29.05 - 11:52 pm | #


not me


Gravatar Democratic congress in 2006.

Some reasons we need one.


You left out "subpoena power."


GravatarThank you, SnuggleBunny.

Actually, it's a self-portrait.


Gravatarwhy do the troop haters always steel names?


GravatarInteresting baby food note: babies apparently can't digest black olives.


Ewwwwwwwww!


On a related note, I'm still trying to figure out how to give lion kitty acidophillus.


Gravatar The great thing about trolls is that they can't navigate staircases, so they are unable to go upstairs.

And they're easily baffled by gravatars...


Gravatar
At this point he is 6'2" and about 200 lbs of rock hard muscle. He still likes to cuddle with her when he is not feeling well.

My "baby" is 5'10" and gloriously lovely. It's awkward, but she still likes to cuddle up to me when she's not feeling well, too. It's okay, but she's kind of bony.

My 14-yr-old 5'9er came and got in bed with me the other day and just chatted for twenty minutes.


A loving soul is the best heirloom there is.


Gravatarnot me

Obviously.


GravatarMarcia B,
Mine is 15. My mom always swore that 15 was the worst age, when they know the most, assume you know the least, etc. But mine is pretty cool and we talk a lot. I'll even put up with the bony elbows for it.

Added bonus: built-in babysitter!


GravatarEwwwww! Troll stink.


GravatarYou left out "subpoena power."
Thersites


that may be the best one, right next to the power to impeach AND,b/> Convict.


GravatarI enjoy fisting Karl rove's leatherslave


Gravatarouch. that tag misfire hurts


GravatarYou lez out with your daughter?

Strange.
Thersites


Huh. This is maybe the worst namestealer ever.


GravatarHe's a fellow alum!!

Well, alright!

I didn't go to Cornell, but my grandpop worked his way through in the '30s by waiting tables at a frat house. Just like Lou Gherig! Or, um, Gary Cooper in Pride of the Yankees, anyway.

My great aunt Sally went there too. She's a doll.


GravatarI'd be in favor of AAR stealing 8.8 billion in Iraq.


GravatarAnd they're easily baffled by gravatars...


And logic.


GravatarAl Franken steals money from kids and old folks

NYC abruptly cut off funds to the Gloria Wise Boys & Girls Club and its affiliate Pathways for Youth when an investigation determined that city money, running into the millions of dollars and destined for kids and old folks, had been redirected to Air America Radio.


Air America will never live this down. What a bunch of lowlife monsters they are. Of course, it's unlikely they will be around much longer with all the money they are losing.


GravatarHuh. This is maybe the worst namestealer ever.

No it's just gordon, being his naturally obnoxious self.

GOrdon, I heard your mother calling you....from my bedroom. She has this awful stain on her chin. You better come help her.


GravatarSheets.


GravatarObviously.
Central Scrutinizer

Air America will never live this down. What a bunch of lowlife monsters they are. Of course, it's unlikely they will be around much longer with all the money they are losing.
inner-city child


what are they republicans?

troop hater!
America hater
destroyer of families!


GravatarAir America will never live this down. What a bunch of lowlife monsters they are. Of course, it's unlikely they will be around much longer with all the money they are losing.


You must be really frightened of AA to be freaking out this way.

If they suck that bad, why do you care?


GravatarAnd lion kitty is still adorable.

So all is right in the world.
flory, Contributing Editorix

Odd how these things mater.

Zoey went thru some trama tonite, on a walk. But shes here with us. Brave as ever, thanks to her training by LC!

.


GravatarAnd lion kitty is still adorable.

So all is right in the world.
flory, Contributing Editorix

Odd how these things mater.

Zoey went thru some trama tonite, on a walk. But shes here with us. Brave as ever, thanks to her training by LC!

.


Gravatar why do the troop haters always steel names?
olexicon


*steal* (snicker)


GravatarAhh, so now its old folks as well. I'm suprised we have'nt heard tabout the theft from the handicapped.


Gravatar*steal* (snicker)
inner-city child |


thanks fucker


Gravatar
thanks fucker
olexicon


olexicon, I get the distinct impression you're not too bright. (*snicker*)


GravatarWhat may increase your risk for problems from diarrhea?


Many conditions, lifestyle choices, medications, and diseases interfere with your ability to heal or fight infection. You may be at risk for a more serious problem from your symptoms if you have any of the following. Be sure to tell your health professional.

Conditions
Age over 60
Developed diarrhea:
After drinking untreated water or unpasteurized dairy products
During or after traveling, especially to underdeveloped areas of the world
During or after a ship cruise
Exposure to farm animals
Group living situations, such as nursing homes, dormitories, or military boot camps
Previous abdominal or gallbladder surgery
Previous radiation therapy
Lifestyle choices
Alcohol abuse or withdrawal
Drug abuse or withdrawal
Engaging in oral or anal sex
Handling food or working in a day care center or hospital


GravatarYou lez out with your daughter?

Strange.

Thersites

That's just juvenile. We all know what your sexual fantasies are about now. Same as every other guy.


Gravatarsexual fantasies

Now we're talking

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GravatarI did not shoot but I turned the TV off when I heard and saw Condi. I actually caught her making that statement. What a stupid woman!


GravatarPay Lags Behind Inflation
Overall Economy Keeps Growing, Commerce Dept. Says
By Nell Henderson
Washington Post Staff Writer
Saturday, July 30, 2005; Page D01


Workers' pay and benefits rose more slowly than inflation in the second quarter, even as the U.S. economy expanded at a healthy pace, the government reported yesterday.

Employers' costs for wages, salaries and benefits rose 0.7 percent in the quarter, the same pace as in the first quarter and the smallest gain in six years, the Labor Department said.

Meanwhile, rising energy costs helped push consumer prices up at an annual 3.3 percent rate in the second quarter, while the economy grew at a 3.4 percent annual rate, the Commerce Department said in a separate report.

Together, the reports portrayed an economy that continues to produce more goods and services even while workers' pay gains are getting smaller, nearly four years after the end of the most recent recession. Businesses are holding down the growth of their labor costs through new technologies and management practices.

"The economy's doing fine, except if you figure in working families," said Jared Bernstein, senior economist at the Economic Policy Institute, a think tank focused on labor issues. "We're posting great numbers in aggregate demand, yet the lousiest on record for wage growth."

etc.
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"except if you figure in working families"
"lousiest on record for wage growth"

Only the silliest Pollyanna would cheer the results of the wrecking crew that is ruining our economy.
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Gravataroy. al from's speech to the dlc is running on cspan2. what a load he is.


Gravataroy. al from's speech to the dlc is running on cspan2. what a load he is.


GravatarSorry: link.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/ wp...5072900566.html


GravatarAir Am--

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz...


GravatarA quibble - Soldiers load and lock, not the converse. If you lock, you cannot load. If you load and do not lock, your buddies may fear for their asses. "Lock and Load" trips more easily from the tongue but does not accord with infantry practice.

Here endeth the quibble from a grunt who never shot a buddy in the ass because "lock and load" sounded better.


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