HULK SMASH!!!
Well, at least Liddy has her gerbils.
No frist for me.
But, buck Fush anyway, and Cheney the porkchop.
I'M LEARNING!
Oh, you wanna hear the best podcast ever?
I'M LEARNING!
NTodd, Cookie Monster
Do we wanna know what?
Rarely is the question asked, is our NTodds learning?
And do you have your pants on? Otherwise you may be getting cookie crumbs where they might chafe.....
flory - I used to think you were nice, but now I'm not so sure.
Do you think I'm incapable of learning? Or growing? Do you think I only think of naughty things? Or silly things?
No, really, I want to know. I'm going to cry now.
Oh, you wanna hear the best podcast ever?
NTodd, Cookie Monster
Ahem.
And what friday feature is prominently missing from the blog today?
Don't Thread On Me!
.
Shorter Condi:
Fighting terrorism is hard work.
Rarely is the question asked, is our NTodds learning?
I now know how to put a pie on my family.
And do you have your pants on?
Undies, too! I hate chafing, including chafing dishes...
How is sam, you cookie monster, you?
And what friday feature is prominently missing from the blog today?
Podcasting?
How is sam, you cookie monster, you?
When he dropped by a few hours ago, he was good. Now he refuses to respond to the traditional Pritsky Whistle. He's got too much of his father in him...
TODD, you are here!! Yippee! I have been seeking you out for a couple of days. Got the photos and have a great story for you about them, you ready?
G'night all.
When are we going to stop making excuse for the terriss? The terriss who attacked us on September 11th, attacked the United States, we weren't in Iraq. We weren't even in Afghanistan. On September 11th.
Well, we were kind of in Iraq, but I'll let her have that one. After all, Iraqis didn't attack us. Saudis did. And we were most certainly in Saudi Arabia, site of their holiest of holies.
Not making excuses, but not prevaricating either.
Okay, I'm getting the banned sign.
night kids
somebody beat that "AIR 'Merica" rtroll to death with an electric dildo
Got the photos and have a great story for you about them, you ready?
I love stories! Do tell...
Good Night, for your consideration
Parting Glass Lyrics
Home : Guide to Ireland : Irish Music : Parting Glass Lyrics
Of all the money that e'er I spent
I've spent it in good company
And all the harm that ever I did
Alas it was to none but me
And all I've done for want of wit
To memory now I can't recall
So fill to me the parting glass
Good night and joy be with you all.
If I had money enough to spend
And leisure to sit awhile
There is a fair maid in the town
That sorely has my heart beguiled
Her rosy cheeks and ruby lips
I own she has my heart enthralled
So fill to me the parting glass
Good night and joy be with you all.
Oh, all the comrades that e'er I had
They're sorry for my going away
And all the sweethearts that e'er I had
They'd wish me one more day to stay
But since it falls unto my lot
That I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and softly call
Good night and joy be with you all.
(That's Condi I'm quoting above, from the aforelinked NewsHour vid from C&L.)
When he dropped by a few hours ago, he was good.
I don't see no Sam pictures at your house.
'night moonbats.
Shameless cat posting:
http://tinypic.com/9lbtir.jpg
Mischief is her name, sitting in sunny spots is her game...
(What can I say. I missed the official cat thread b/c I was working late..)
Do you think I'm incapable of learning? Or growing? Do you think I only think of naughty things? Or silly things?
No, really, I want to know. I'm going to cry now.
NTodd, Cookie Monster
Now, now. Don't cry.
Have a cookie.
I was just afraid you were thinking terribly deep and profound thoughts - and it is friday night on an open thread. No profundity allowed.
I thought you were supposed to grow the pie, and put food on your family. Now I'm confused.
I'm sure that pie are round; cornbread are square.
It was evening and my son was in his pajamas and very sad that he was going to miss the moon because it was going to come up too late. I remembered that your photos had arrived, but i hadn't opened them yet. I went into the library and grabbed them from the desk and brought them upstairs and when I got to the one of the phase of the moon, He was thrilled. I mean, overjoyed, stopped the crying, put it up on the wall please, Mommy, the whole works.
NTodd, saves the day. All Hail the NTodd!
Powertools makes a bold statement:
I don't agree with Graham that Islam is a terrorist organization
Time magazine's blog of the year.
And yet that comment was successfully posted, but my following one wasn't.
Sometimes I get confused, but then I just think about Keith and my head clears right up.
Shameless cat posting:
Now that is a good looking kitty cat.
I wanna know why aar has'nt stolen the complete treasury. We all know they are that sneaky and devious.
SnuggleBunny -- beautiful and pensive.
if you hate wal-mart, go here, read the story, laugh your ass off, then go to the upper right and vote it "Best Of".
thanks!
And what friday feature is prominently missing from the blog today?
Podcasting?
Bzzzztt - wrong! Try again.
Hint below.
I don't see no Sam pictures at your house.
four legs good
Don't forget. When the pendulum swings back (and it will, with a harshness), we get to shave Hillary's and Lieberman's head in the public square.
Visualize. What a day that will be!
I wanna know why aar has'nt stolen the complete treasury.
chimpy and his minions got there first.
SnuggleBunny, your Mischief bears an uncany resemblence to my Popcorn.
Nice pics.
4LG:
Don't think she doesn't know it. Gah, whatta princess.
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Don't forget. When the pendulum swings back (and it will, with a harshness), we get to shave Hillary's and Lieberman's head in the public square.
Forget about that. It'll take us fucking YEARS to put all the corrupt rethugs in jail.
I don't see no Sam pictures at your house.
Oh, I forgot: a burglar broke into the house and stole all my Sam pictures. And killed my remaining plecostamus.
NTodd, saves the day. All Hail the NTodd!
That is just the best fucking story I've heard in a long time. I love it when kids are happy, especially where my photos are involved. I will sleep well tonight. Really. No, seriously.
Okay, now the business person in me wonders how I can turn this into a marketing campaign. Damn capitalism...
I wanna know why aar has'nt stolen the complete treasury. We all know they are that sneaky and devious.
©smalfish, CIA operative
By next week they will have... as well as providing John Wlkes Booth with the gun and causing George Washington to surrender Fort Necessity. and Bacne... especially Bacne.
Sometimes I get confused, but then I just think about Keith and my head clears right up.
Marcia Brady
Hee. But I'll be the one attending the alumni reunions with him.
I want to know why gordo is obsessed with Thersites' ass.
Why is the troll telling us about his fucking colon problems?
Very elegant kitty Snugglebunny.
Has anybody taken note of all the tragic incidences of mishaps that have happened to the Boy Scouts of late? Today a pack of BS hikers had a lightning bolt hit them that killed a leader and one scout. At the grand scout-a-poluza in Va. several leaders got zapped and killed by a powerline and many little sprouts overcome with heat stroke while anxiously awaiting a visit by GWB which was then washed out by a violent thunderstorm.
These are good young Christian boys who have (by written requirements upheld by the Supreme court!) professed their belief in a traditional male God. Now that that terrorist bitch Mother Nature has attacked so many of them I'm sure most of them will grow into the true Christian pattern of subjugation and destruction of wilderness that is the spiritual path their beloved mentors Bush and Cheney proclaim.
Now gary barbados is wearing Thers' frilly, yet manly, underthings.
New, smarter trolls, please...
flory,
When you go to your class reunion, drop us a line!
You know what, I think the united states need a colon cleansing to get rid of all these fucking shitheads.
I want to know why gordo is obsessed with Thersites' ass.
Well, most people are...
No?
Now, I've seen everything, a diarrhea obsessed name stealer.
Has anybody taken note of all the tragic incidences of mishaps that have happened to the Boy Scouts of late?
All follow the Uhri.
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Now, I've seen everything, a diarrhea obsessed name stealer.
Since that's what mostly comes out of his mouth, it's hardly surprising.
Now gary barbados is wearing Thers' frilly, yet manly, underthings.
I call them "FRANLY"!
And they grant me super-powers.
I want to know why gordo is obsessed with Thersites' ass.
It's a bizarre scatalogical obssesion compounded by the fact that said troll is a peice of shit.
Have a cookie.
Yay, cookies!
I was just afraid you were thinking terribly deep and profound thoughts - and it is friday night on an open thread. No profundity allowed.
I don't know if I have thoughts, let alone profound ones. But I sure do have some podcasting that demands people listen. It's not me, honest: it's the podcast. It controls me, and it requires sacrifice.
Whoo hoo!
I got name stole!
I am so fucking cool!
According to an article Irad today, the dead boy scout leaders were putting up their tent contrary to BSA rules, under a power line or something.
Goodnight, moonbats.
What would a fly on the wall hear from one of the frenetic Rethug consultants brainstorming sessions concerning the '06 elections?
Should we stay with the We like Stupid?
Should we go with the More Stupid? Or, what about Smarter Stupid?
NO! Hell, no! With the smarter, they'll think Jewish.
Hiya moonbats! Is our children threading?
I want to know why gordo is obsessed with Thersites' ass.
Who isn't? God, I can't wait until he moderates the Illustrious Blogger Panel at EschaCon, just so I can admire is wonderful, perfectly round ass...
Was I just commenting out loud?
"an article I read"... it's late for me, bats.
Thersites,
If I may ask, who is your Gravatar pic? From what I can see it looks like Kirsty MacColl.
And they grant me super-powers.
Then you'd better get to smiting bud.
the dead boy scout leaders were putting up their tent contrary to BSA rules, under a power line or something.
Round 1.
Then there was the lightning incident.
I want to know why gordo is obsessed with Thersites' ass.
NYMary
You don't really want to know - do you?
I call them "FRANLY"!
And they grant me super-powers.
Are you saying that you can see thru your own underpants???
Invisible Man Underoos are awesome!! And quite the collectors' item, if any of you are living in Ohio and looking for a good investment opportunity.
Snakes commit voter fraud in Boston
According to an article Irad today
Is Irad in between Iraq and Iran? I'm not really good at the alphabet, but something seems amiss...
Ripley, you might want to mention that web-cam thing to NTodd now...
I think gordo likes to think of himself as Raymond, the shiteating character the Conan O'Brien writers came up with.
"Raymond knows..." think Preperation H as a social lubricant, etc... and as an Imaginary Iraq War Veteran nobody knows assholes, and asshole obsession, like gordo.
but why he's carrying a torch for Thersites, well, that doesn't take much imagination.
Omnes,
I'm not Thers, but you are correct. He worships at the altar of Kirsty: finding her album was one of my great wifely acts.
NYMary - you never answered my e-mail asking about how many registrants we have for EschaCon. Prolly too busy musing about Thers' ass...
She is a very pretty kitty. I got offers to buy her every time I boarded her (she is friendly and chatty, as well as pretty).
Mischief is my kitty. Mr. Snugglebunny's kitty is the enigmatic Coney, pictured here, snoozing on daddy's legs...(these cats are, believe it or not, sisters.)
http://tinypic.com/9lc0go.jpg
http://tinyurl.com/bwc2r
"Let Them Eat War"
There's a prophet on a mountain and he's making up dinner
With long division and writing crop
Anybody can feel like a winner
When it's served up piping hot
But the people aren't looking for a handout
They're America's working corps
Can this be what they voted for?
Let them eat war
Let them eat war
That's how to ration the poor
Let them eat war
Let them eat war
There's an urgent need to feed
Declining pride
From the force to the union shops
The war economy is making new jobs
But the people who benefit most
Are breaking bread with their benevolent hosts
Who never stole from the rich to give to the poor
All they ever gave to them was a war
And a foreign enemy to deplore
Let them eat war
Let them eat war
That's how to ration the poor
Let them eat war
Let them eat war
There's an urgent need to feed
Declining pride
We've got to kill 'em and eat 'em
Before they reach for their checks
Squeeze some blue collars
Let them bleed from their necks
Seize a few dollars from the people who sweat
Cause it's freedom or death and they won't question it
At a job site the boss is god like
Conditioned workhorses park at a stoplight
Seasoned vets with their feet in nets
A stones throw away from a rock fight
But not tonight, feed ‘em death
Here comes another ration (feed them death)
Cause they're the finest in the nation (feed them death)
When there's nothing left to feed them
When it's freedom or it's death
Let them eat war
Let them eat war
That's how to ration the poor
Let them eat war
Let them eat war
There's an urgent need to feed
Then you'd better get to smiting bud.
He can start with the lawn.
one of my great wifely acts.
Just one of them. So what are some of the other great wifely acts?
I've been working on our new jihad name. How about Global Struggle to Protect Our Turf or G-SPOT? It's easie to remember (but hard to find).
What I *really* want to know, is how therisites can be chatting away, with his gravy one miute, the next its NYMary with thersites gravy. The next minute both appear with their proper gravys.
I am SO confused.
"Hee. But I'll be the one attending the alumni reunions with him."
flory, then it will be nice to know someone other than Keith when I accompany him!
NTodd -- OMYGAWD! The Ballad of Maxwell Demon! And I was just going to sign off and go on another reconn...beer run.
Omnes,
I'm not Thers, but you are correct. He worships at the altar of Kirsty: finding her album was one of my great wifely acts.
NYMary
Can't blame him. Even Morrisey said she has/had a "crackin' bust."
NTodd,
Heading for 30ish. But I know a lot of people who haven't yet registered.
flory,
When you go to your class reunion, drop us a line!
NYMary
Next time I'm up your way - you betcha. Haven't been back since '93. I would imagine things have changed a bit.
She remained on my shoulder for about thirty minutes when suddenly she sat upright and said, "It's coming!" She quickly sat forward on the seat and pulled her sweatpants and panties to mid-thigh in one quick motion.
I saw a tremendous log about two-and-a-half inches in diameter slowly growing underneath her bare bottom. It nearly hit the floor before it broke off and another emerged, this one about half the length. Then, about the time this one broke free, I saw the pee start to come. I had thought about trying to catch the log in the cup but decided quickly that it would not work. But when I saw the pee, I quickly held the cup underneath her. When she saw that I was catching it she let go and peed a large stream that nearly filled the cup. When she was almost done, another smaller log glanced off my hand on its way to the floor.
doug
is that the third iteration of that dog? does gravatar let you change the image at will? how's that work?
Gordo, you are so busted. Why the charade.
Quit your crossdressing in the clost and come out as you are ( I promise, I won't laugh).
NTodd -- OMYGAWD! The Ballad of Maxwell Demon! And I was just going to sign off and go on another reconn...beer run.
Um...maybe it's the cheap Spanish red table wine talking, but 'cept for the 'beer run' part, I don't get this.
Heading for 30ish. But I know a lot of people who haven't yet registered.
Partay! Any trolls? I really do want to meet some. I'll bet they're as fun to drink with as Dubya.
Invisible Man Underoos are awesome!! And quite the collectors' item, if any of you are living in Ohio and looking for a good investment opportunity.
Ripley | Email | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 12:13 am | #
I wish I lived in Ohio! 
I haven't yet registered for Eschacon. Probably will do so this weekend. Recvd an email from WGG, re: car-pooling. Need to get it all figured out.
If I may ask, who is your Gravatar pic? From what I can see it looks like Kirsty MacColl.
That's right. One of the most beautiful women of all time. Talented, amazing...
When she died I took it as a sign we had been given over to the Dark Times for a long space.
I was right...
just so I can admire is wonderful, perfectly round ass...
Thers?
Have you checked for webcams lately?
I've been working on our new jihad name. How about Global Struggle to Protect Our Turf or G-SPOT? It's easie to remember (but hard to find).
enemies of the G-SPOT are in their last throes.
I had planned to frame it for his wall, but he insisted I tape it to the side of his dresser, which is at eye leve from his when he is lying in bed, so he can see it at night, so he can always see the moon ("big bright white moon") before he goes to sleep.
He is somewhere between mesmerized and soothed by it, and like all good art, he is compelled by it. He is one happy little darling.
Nice work, NTodd. Thanks, big guy.
smalfish,
For reasons which confuse me, Thers will occasionally post from my laptop. But he's generally too lazy to change *all* the info on the haloscan form, so you get his name with my address, ergo my gravatar. Then I see and fix it, and he posts from his own damn laptop, with his own gravatar.
Aren't you sorry you asked? We're also sitting on the couch watching Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Space Ghost and The Tick having ended.
Haven't the dumbass trolls figured out that the gravy is linked to your e-mail addy? And these fuckers VOTE?
I'll bet they're as fun to drink with as Dubya.
I said it earlier and I'll say it again.
I'd rather have a frontal lobotomy, than a bottle in front of me and junior.
flory, then it will be nice to know someone other than Keith when I accompany him!
A woman with a rich fantasy life.
The New York Times people are rabid anti-cat-ites.
I fought waves of pain as I made my way to the middle stall. Little shimmers danced in front of my eyes. I gingerly opened the door to see the same putrid mix of feces and paper slowly churning and dripping onto the floor. The seat was raised, as if mocking me. This would have to be a stand-up job.
I barely managed to get my pants to my knees, hold them up off the floor, and more or less aim my ass at the bowl. I grasped the paper dispenser for balance and hoped for the best. A stream of goo the consistency of thick milkshake shot out of my ass. Muscle spasms rippled up and down my body. My knees were shaking. I had no thought other than ridding myself of the load of excrement. A high-pressure gusher of butt mud blasted out. I could feel bits of peanuts scraping my tender chute. Oh sweet Jesus... it was practically orgasmic.
It was over in a matter of seconds, although it seemed as if it had lasted for hours. What mattered was that it was over.
NTodd,
As you know we're asking for handles, and so far only two people have signed up without them. Though I don't really expect "Toby Petzold" or "multiple schizoid rob" to use their real names.
Aren't you sorry you asked?
Thats just TMI.
Tell thers to use his own dammed laptop and leave yours alone. It's just down right not right.
Rarely is the question asked: is our children threading?
No, they're too busy reading The Virginia Democratic Bloggers.
The New York Times people are rabid anti-cat-ites.
I thought they were actually catamites...
Bush; It's time for the bullshit to come to and end, will INSTALL Bolton as UN Ambassador.
NTodd, sorry, I'm listening to your podcast and misheard the beginning of a song.
About the recon, I shouldn't say anything more.
smal, it'll all be better come September.
George just needs a month of vacation from being a War President.
Oddly, I don't recall him ever being a President... but still, the man needs a vacation.
And these fuckers VOTE?
NTodd, Cookie Monster
Dumbya in the WH and you have to ask?
"the third iteration of that dog? does gravatar let you change the image at will? "
At will? No it sometimes takes a week to get a gravatar changed. I think the fastest grav change for me was two days. I think the guy who inspects them for non G rated gravatars looks at what you've sent him last, and puts them up when he feels like it. Oh, well the basic service is free, so there isn't anything to complain about.
And these fuckers VOTE?
IIRC, the rebubs get top billing on the ballots. That must be how they vote. Just enter the booth and start punching buttons. It don't matter who the candidate is.
genoasail - I am so glad. Really. It's cliched to say 'I'm just happy that somebody appreciates it blahblahblah,' but I don't take pictures only for my own gratification or the paltry income.
As some trolls have noted, I have a wicked huge ego, and it needs as much love and feeding as a troll does. To hear that your son is happy with the moon I saw that day is absolutely astonishing to me and infinitely gratifying, and gives me hope that even through all the lifestyle choices and changes of the last several months I might just be able to pull off my dream. And if not, well, I got something out of the whole experience.
[/sappy, personal note]
Does Congress have to recess?
enemies of the G-SPOT are in their last throes.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari
One can only hope.
We were just getting our stuff out of the car to go meet some friends for a concert in a park. Hundreds of people were around us. As we shut the trunk, I suddenly felt a wicked fart working its way down the pipe. As is my habit when my wife is present, I gave it a good hard push in order to maximize the volume.
The grin on my face was soon replaced by horror as I felt the hot wetness running down my ass.
My wife asked what was wrong, but I didn't know what to say. In a panic, I looked all over for a restroom or honey bucket... nothing. I finally confessed that I had just shit myself. Of course she laughed, but it wasn't funny. She suggested that I drive home and clean up, but I couldn't stand the thought of sitting in the mess I had just sprayed all over my Hanes (and possibly getting it on the seat of her car). I resigned myself to finding a bathroom... somewhere.
I thought they were actually catamites...
Common mistake. It's stalactites.
Stalagmites are on the floor and usually have more guano on them.
What were we talking about?
Bush; It's time for the bullshit to come to and end, will INSTALL Bolton as UN Ambassador.
That's Shrub's boldest move yet regarding Congress. If he knew how much neck he was exposing by doing that, he would...well, he would probably do it anyway.
Fitz might make it his most rueful decision yet.
How many would it take to prevent the recess of Congress? Because that would be altogether different from filibustering -- hard to call it obstructionist if you are planning to forego vacation and work instead.
Something tells me that that is a majority call, though.
so who is garybarbados@aol.com
with the home page of g8lies.com who used my name.
Evening all.
Back from chasing down Fish n' Chips.
Because I didn't know where to go to get them, I had to suffer Bennigans. Not too bad, had Guiness with them as there is no Boddingtons at the Bennigans I went to.
I just saw the anti-Schmidt add at Crooks and Liars.
Good stuff.
Now, has anyone determined if NTodd, or our children learned how to thread?
I would submit gordo has cracked his last egg.
I don't really expect "Toby Petzold" or "multiple schizoid rob" to use their real names.
But they seem so nice, normal, and completely honest in all things.
Dumbya in the WH and you have to ask?
Computerized vote fraud doesn't count.
NTodd, sorry, I'm listening to your podcast and misheard the beginning of a song.
Oh, don't worry, I often mishear the entire podcast. Which is weird, since I recorded the damn thing. Such is my condition.
He is somewhere between mesmerized and soothed by it, and like all good art, he is compelled by it. He is one happy little darling.
Oh, I hate to turn this into crass commercialism, but if you could leave some sort of testimonial for the Final Winter Moon shot (uh...that's the one, isn't it?), I would really appreciate it. The print is already a best seller, but my business plan relies on viral marketing.
I'm such a sellout.
And remember, folks, I'll do anything for cookies...
Good Night all. Madame Omnibus is coming home from work and need to meet her outside and walk her from where she parks the car into the building. I am that kinda guy.
so who is garybarbados@aol.com
with the home page of g8lies.com who used my name.
Gordon the insignificant.
If you have anymore information to share, fire at will.
David, well met! The blog has been good lately.
G-SPOT can also stand for Global Struggle to Protect Our Turdblossom.
David,
The worst thing about fish and chips at a chain restaurant: no malt vinegar.
I thought they were actually catamites...
Common mistake. It's stalactites.
Stalagmites are on the floor and usually have more guano on them.
What were we talking about?
Mighty cunts? Or something...
NYMary,
Au contraire. I had a second choice on the menu were that the situation. Fortunately, Bennigans does really try to pretend they are an Irish Pub. Plenty of Malt Vinegar.
I have not seen anything on any of the Blogs about how great Blair looks arresting the terror cell from the July 21st attacks in G.B.
How does Bush stack up agianst his only ally, Blair.
We should be ripping Bush apart on this.
After 9/11 all Bush could do was Cheerlead America.
Go Shopping!
Be Happy!
Go Fly, it is safe. After all we have 50 air marshals for the 6,000 daily flights. Of which only about 15 air marshals could be in the air at any time.
But track down the terror cells? That is only for the those simple minded Democrats. We Republicans know National Security, go shopping! Spend your money!
Be Happy!
We certainly don't want to interview those damn Saudis name Bin Laden. We'll just get them out of the country before we let the public fly again.
Go have dinner, miss everything.
We have sour cream cake! Dig in.
Lachlan Murdock just resigned from the several executive positions he held at News Corp. Though he remains on the board, the heretofore likely heir to the News Corp empire's sudden exit has made Rupert "particularly sad".
Does Congress have to recess?
Not from a Constitutional POV. They just need to meet once every year. But remember that neither chamber can adjourn for more than three days without the consent of the other. Highly unlikely that they both will decide to stick around in August.
Given that the GOP is in charge, the more germane question prolly should read, "is Congress an abcess?"
the dead boy scout leaders were putting up their tent contrary to BSA rules, under a power line or something.
NYMary
not to pick on the boy scouts, but the deaths of those scout leaders are inexcuseable. anybody who camps, knows to stay away from fucking powerlines when erecting a tent. how the hell can they be so negligent.
"If you have anymore information to share, fire at will."
I do have a grand collection of viruses I've gathered from when I had an email address, from an ISP who had no virus filtering. I think about 10,000 of them from there, + maybe another 5,000 very nasty ones from some IT work I was doing.
I wonder what gary would think if I sent this as a payload to him?
doug,
yer photos are incredible. I put a bunch of stuff up on flickr after a vacation, and never came back to it, but zooming througfh your stuff was a-ok.
photos for everyone. ntodd's and eli's stuff has the same effect on me, the gravity of seeing through another's eye's is framing of the imaginary person you read online/
Mighty cunts? Or something...
Now, Thers, you know how I feel about Annie.
When she died I took it as a sign we had been given over to the Dark Times for a long space.
Nah, man, it's cool. Willie Nelson is still taking care of us.
Now, I have to find a restaurant that serves proper Fish n' Chips, so I don't have to do Bennigans again.
As far as the summer recess, that was the tradition from the olden days. Pre-Air Conditioning, when Washington DC reaches a level of unbearableness, that even the permanent Residents would like to escape.
After 9/11 all Bush could do was Cheerlead America.
Go Shopping!
Be Happy!
Go Fly, it is safe.
Of course. Since 9/11 was an iside job, there was no need to find the culprit.
The worst thing about fish and chips at a chain restaurant: no malt vinegar.
I was just at the Vermont Pub and Brewery with a former student last night (he's going to be working with me on a consulting project with the College). They had malt vinegar.
Bennigans does really try to pretend they are an Irish Pub.
One of my favorite chains. I know I can always get good fish'n'chips when I'm on the road where ever there's a Bennigans. Do they still have that awesome country chicken salad? Been a while since I've crossed their threshold...
David,
Well that's something, anyway.
BTW, our teen loves your gravatar. Gorillaz were her first non-boy-band band.
NYMary--I'm ready to start sending some recipes. Do you want them as individual word documents in a single directory, do you want separate subdirectories for different food categories, or do you want it in a zipped file format?
Ready and willing to do your bidding.
bkny,
fuck the gay-hating boy scouts they got what they had coming for their hate-filled agenda
Hey NTodd--
I am absolutely fucking astonished i even HAVE a son, so every day is pretty amazing with him around.
And you should feel great that something you created is going to be a part of someone else's life fore the rest of his life, since I already wrote the story in his book, and a photocopy of the photograph is in the book with it.
With so much shit swirling around, it's awfully easy to get lost in the dark. I don't think you have a giant ego, but strong sense of self-preservation, which, these days, requires a healthy-sized ego.
It's all good. Many thanks and the others will be framed by the end of August--I am hand painting the mats and doing french matting so it will take longer. And if the sailing is good in all of August, it could take until, I don't know, September maybe. We're just enjoying life as it comes here.
And in between, doing everything in our power to fuck over the Bush administration and thow shoes into the machinery of their plans.
But mostly having fun.
heretofore likely heir to the News Corp empire's sudden exit has made Rupert "particularly sad".
Max Planck
ya know, old rupert is getting pretty old. what happens to news corp once he's out of the picture. just a hunch, but the dominance of news corp is soon coming to an end.
doug: I wonder what gary would think if I sent this as a payload to him?
Seriously doubt that that is Gordo's e-mail addy... more likely, that of the last liberal who kicked his ass.
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I wonder what gary would think if I sent this as a payload to him?
He should probably get out of that ridiculous looking minidress first.
NTodd--no malt vinegar, no fish and chips, no country chicken salad. But there is cake.
NTodd:
Since you thought I was being mean to you and I made you cry - and I hate when that happens - I finally ordered Fire in Fog, which I've been admiring for awhile now.
Are we friends again?
If people in the Senate are serious about their constitutional role, they would not go on recess with a would-be King poised to make a recess appointment. Is the recess appointment rule a rule that can be modified?
I do have a grand collection of viruses I've gathered from when I had an email address, from an ISP who had no virus filtering. I think about 10,000 of them from there, + maybe another 5,000 very nasty ones from some IT work I was doing.
I wonder what gary would think if I sent this as a payload to him?
doug, | Email | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 12:34 am | #
lmao you couldn't pull it off shithead just that you even think you could shows how little you actually know
I don't think you have a giant ego,
Umm, I do.
sallyh,
Let me think for a day or so. I'll get back to you.
155th... and drunk
Jeffraham your probobly right. Without digging in places that I have no business being in, there's no good way to be sure I was messing with the troll that was flinging poo around.
Why, little troll, I think he could. He would just have to name the file "shit_stories.zip."
On the same subject, but a different line what the fuck is it with the media?
Why in the hell are they doing exactly what they did after 9/11?
I mean all you see is they reporting and interviewing experts pointing out all the misstakes the the terrorist made that led to them getting caught!
What we need to provide a "How to avaoid getting caught when having committed a terrorist act!"
Every mistake is explained in detail. What the fuck! What is wrong with these assholes? Let help the fucking terrorist out so they are less detectivable?
lmao you couldn't pull it off shithead just that you even think you could shows how little you actually know
Gordo, you insignificant imbicille. You should be castrated so your genes never make it into the pool. Your essence should be forever extinguished from the face of the earth.
Oh no! Doug is going to send me viruses!
What will I do?
LMAO.
so, "gary" where can we meet?
Ready and willing to do your bidding.
Send 10 lbs samples of each of those to our home address, as well as a case of Jameson's, thanks!
(Whistles)
Hmmm, if this really is Gordo trolling, I know why he's obsessed with Thersites' ass:
...it's to divert his thoughts from vaginas, and specifically, from the taint of the one vagina he's ever come into contact with: his mother's, as he passed through the birth canal.
If you have anymore information to share, fire at will.
Gordo's Imaginary Fish Story: Still Missing Out on all the Fun in the push against the G-SPOT
NYMary,
The Gorillaz were a band I didn't think I would like all that much. Until I heard the latest album. Big fan now.
We have sour cream cake! Dig in.
Sallyh
Yay!! Cake!
give NTodd an extra slice - I hurt his feelings.
Jeffraham your probobly right. Without digging in places that I have no business being in, there's no good way to be sure I was messing with the troll that was flinging poo around.
doug, | Email | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 12:40 am | #
that's right doug. you can't do shit can you? trash talker fake address and fake ip good luck with that one goober
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Thersites, and that he never had a gun - just a squeaky clean colon.
Weird.
" Does Congress have to recess?"
Congress overrode Andrew Johnson's veto of the Military Reconstruction Act and, in order to prevent Johnson from using the pocket veto, arranged to stay in session permanently.
And that's why I was among the top three in my Poli Sci department!
155th... and drunk
Darryl Pearce
And 45, gleaned from an earlier comment of yours.
Being 155th, 45, and drunk is an interesting way to go through life.
BTW, I'm 45, drunk and 153rd.
You can learn some things from me, son.
so, "gary" where can we meet?
doug, | Email | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 12:41 am | #
and what would you do if we met?
genoasail - you've got mail.
NYMary--I'm ready to start sending some recipes.
Oh, shit. Procrastination time over. I guess I need to send some to you, don't I?
bkny,
fuck the gay-hating boy scouts they got what they had coming for their hate-filled agenda
sounds more like Toby than gordo. just a guess, but didn't Toby always carry the "why oh why are my fellow Thugs such homophobes" as a calling card pinned to his sleeve. a real "compassionate conservative" was his schtick.
namestealing is fun, like crossdressing.
Gordon the Magnificent? | 07.29.05 - 11:42 pm | #
AKA Gary Barbados
Gordo's Imaginary Fish Story
Hahaha! He's proud of *that* puny walleye?
That looks like something I would use for bait.
JeffCo, nice gravatar! I have a Quisp watch.
gary lets find out
+and what would you do if we met?
Why fuck of course. Is'nt that what crossdressers require?
And 45, gleaned from an earlier comment of yours.
Being 155th, 45, and drunk is an interesting way to go through life.
BTW, I'm 45, drunk and 153rd.
I'm 45 too!
Not drunk though, gotta work tommorow.
JeffCo, nice gravatar! I have a Quisp watch.
NYMary
Don't tell me Quisp and Quake are making a comeback?!
I tell you, there hasn't been an original thought since the Kelvinator.
Hey, I'm not allowed access to Gordo's webpage!
You don't suppose it's because I have him so squarely pegged, do ya?
LMAO!
Ewww. doug was just propositioned by Gordo the Troll
I must go puke.
What a sad, small fish, caught by a sad, small, scat trool.
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When she died I took it as a sign we had been given over to the Dark Times for a long space.
Nah, man, it's cool. Willie Nelson is still taking care of us.
Willie can be a star to follow, but man there has been a shitload of darkness since Kirsty died.
I remember being told she was killed, and it was maybe the only time in my life I felt some Higher Power -- man, what a horrible omen of the Coming Times.
Decent people who talked sense and paid attention to enlightening things were about to have a real shitty time of it...
I can learn some things from you?
Well, when you stop learning new tricks, you're an old dog?
alas, gordo has removed the picture of his sorority sisters from his web directory, so who really knows. I always got gordo and Toby mixed up anyway. two wingnuts, confused about their sexuality, but absolutely positive that their brand of ignorance was bona fide.
alas, gordo has removed the picture of his sorority sisters from his web directory, so who really knows. I always got gordo and Toby mixed up anyway. two wingnuts, confused about their sexuality, but absolutely positive that their brand of ignorance was bona fide.
What we need to provide a "How to avaoid getting caught when having committed a terrorist act!"
Every mistake is explained in detail. What the fuck! What is wrong with these assholes? Let help the fucking terrorist out so they are less detectivable?
EasyRider
easy -- take a look at this:
http://www.usdoj.gov/ag/
training...iningmanual.htm
OT, but Odd Bodkins lives!
Hey, NTodd! What is it? A quarter-to-one-a.m. where you're at?
but absolutely positive that their brand of ignorance was bona fide.
Heh.
You said "bona".
I've been working on our new jihad name. How about Global Struggle to Protect Our Turf or G-SPOT? It's easie to remember (but hard to find).
comedy gold.
What, is this a convention of 45 year olds?
Me too. Think I'll crack open the bottle and join you all (CS excluded).
Doug, nice work. I've never seen anyone troll a troll before.
Jennifer: Hey, I'm not allowed access to Gordo's webpage!
Sure you are -- he's just being a simpleton, blocking refs from Haloscan. Right-click, "copy link address," paste in new tab or browser window, and you, too, can be repulsed!
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NTodd--is this true? Flory made you cry?
Finance people make me cry too. At least the ones on grant committees.
flory - we never actually weren't not unfriends. I mean...erm, I was just being my usual self. Anyhoo, I really appreciate your order of one of my favorite shots, and will get it out first thing tomorrow morning.
Fire in Fog is totally one of my faves, not to mention a best seller. It's got a Vermont feel to it, but it was actually shot in the Boundary Waters of MN, when Stef and I were out there for her sister's wedding last September. We just happened to be heading out one morning for some exploring/hiking, and the fog was very thick, when all of a sudden this brilliant flash of red made me slam on the brakes.
It was really one of the very first times that I was absolutely had to stop to shoot what I saw. An epiphany, actually: as we were coming around the bend I totally pre-visualized what I wanted to do. Almost a religious experience.
And like all good religions, I accept tithes to share enlightenment with the masses. Have I mentioned that I'm descended from Martin Luther, who really hated Indulgences...?
45-years-old are bitter-bloggers?
One other question: if you're 45, do you consider yourself a baby-boomer?
Anyone up for a Bitchfest?
Well, when you stop learning new tricks, you're an old dog?
Darryl Pearce
Old indeed!
Speaking of old canines, who on this thread has ever seen a dog bring the goddamned newspaper to their master without shredding it or defecating partially on it?
NYMary--take your time, just let me know whenever.
Thersites--I hear your daughter spilled root beer on you. Good girl
I don't think you have a giant ego,
Umm, I do.
Well, that's 2 of us.
Hey, NTodd! What is it? A quarter-to-one-a.m. where you're at?
It's 00:50 now. My sleep sched's all fucked up. Sam's fault.
Speaking of old canines, who on this thread has ever seen a dog bring the goddamned newspaper to their master without shredding it or defecating partially on it?
I once trained my Aussie to get my shoes and bring them to me, without chewing on them.
Jeez, I'm just a kid. When did you guys graduate, 1978 or 9?
I'm 45 and I consider myself a baby boomer because I remember JFK's assassination.
oldwhitelady--please! come sit next to me! Have some cake and champagne and let 'er rip!
Ahh, there's always darkness in the world, though. Always has been. There's never been a "golden age", just waves and waves and unending waves of the darkness that comes from within the hearts of men.
That's why we get Willie, even if only for a short time. And the Muppets. And good strawberry ice cream. And Mr. Rogers. Mr. Rogers was a helluva guy. A wise man once said "If I'd never seen the sunshine, I would not curse the rain." And just like there's always darkness, there's always sunshine. Hell, you don't even have to look for it.
Ah, Schrödinger's sobriety test:
you're both drunk and sober until the police officer pulls you over.
Price of fuel is going UP UP UP UP!
Bad news. Really nasty bad news. Bad. Kept me up way past my bedtime, writing about it.
This just ain't blog whoring.
Bad news.
gary lets find out
doug, | Email | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 12:47 am | #
find out what? that you're a gay hating pussy?
Have I mentioned that I'm descended from Martin Luther, who really hated Indulgences...?
NTodd, Cookie Monster
We've all noticed your ingrained distate for indulgence.
Hee.
In all seriousness, I really have admired the pic since forever but I am the champion of all procrastinators. Also, I'm going to have to rotate the artwork to make room for it on the walls - and I hate doing that.
You prolly owe genoasail for my getting off my butt and buying the thing - her story inspired me.
I once trained my Aussie to get my shoes and bring them to me, without chewing on them.
I always wondered what happened to Yahoo Serious.
I want some of whatever Backslider's having.
Jeez, I'm just a kid. When did you guys graduate, 1978 or 9?
77. I was sixteen my senior year of high school.
I always liked the Muppets. Till disney took them away.
I feel so much younger than my fellow fortysomethings.
oldwhitelady, bitch away.
do you consider yourself a baby-boomer?
No, I consider myself GenX.
Sorry folks, gary, or gordo, or whatever his name was, gave me some vicerial disgust. I think I went over the top a little.
I want some of whatever Backslider's having.
Hee hee hee. Damn right, you do.
NTodd--oh, blame Sam! Meanie!
NTodd,
I believe I'm the one who told you to sell that moon pic, just so I could buy it. I love the saturation of the blue.
My sleep sched's all fucked up. Sam's fault.
Speaking of Sam - did we ever resolve why there's a missing feature on the blog?
Woo hoo, CentralS - 77 here. No wonder I like your posts. Shared world view.
Ahh, there's always darkness in the world, though. Always has been. There's never been a "golden age", just waves and waves and unending waves of the darkness that comes from within the hearts of men.
Yeah, but the last six years have really, really sucked pretty hard, though...
And when was the last good Muppets movie, I axe ya!
Backslider--have you had a visit from the goddess of the natural high? 
I'm 45 and I consider myself a baby boomer because I remember JFK's assassination.
Pentimenti
Dude, that event is the touchstone of a boomer. I was too young to appreciate the enormity of what had just happenned, but I remember my family and neighbors all acting with an unfamiliar bad karma.
I do remember sitting in front of a *huge* Muntz console TV with the military guard around the bier in the East Room.
I had a big family.
Nobody was making a sound.
I was graduated from high school in the bicentennial year. I was 16.
Price of fuel is going UP UP UP UP!
Wow, that thing is really going to sink innit?
Well, geez, she's no Sam, but there's Babyblogging.
I evidently felt so sorry for JFK's kids that I offered to share my father with them.
Max Planck, that's my memory of JFK as well.
Look up "Generation Jones" and the Watts Riots (for somebody from So Cal) it was a more salient event.
Oh, and another bummer.... Kent State.
I remember the assassination because I was very interested in Caroline and John. It scared me.
The thing that I remember most vividly from JFK's assasination is John jr saluting during the funeral procession.
Burned in my mind.
I graduated in the middle of the Reagan adminisration. Ugh.
I do remember sitting in front of a *huge* Muntz console TV with the military guard around the bier in the East Room.
I remember getting the day off school - Catholic school of course.
One thing I really miss on Friday is the guest blogger on Altercation. He was a real hoot. I hope Pierce returns soon.
I was graduated from high school in the bicentennial year. I was 16.
I participated in the counter-Bicentennial. marched on both Lexington and Concord in April of 76 as a naive teen. man, I feel really old now. thanks ever so much, bitch.
Backslider--have you had a visit from the goddess of the natural high
St. Lita Ford?
Oh, and another bummer.... Kent State.
Darryl Pearce
Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming....
Yeah, but the last six years have really, really sucked pretty hard, though...
True, true. The last six years have been the stuff of dreams for political satirists, and it seems sometimes that's the best that's come out of it. Still, I gotta look at it as, at worst, a temporary pause. The same ones bragging today about having a lock on the show are the spiritual descendents of them that thought they'd always have a lock on it. They never do, it always slips through their fingers through their own hubris, their own arrogance and the flat-out fact that they are wrong.
Remember, some folks who thought they were running things once said that slavery was the way it was supposed to be and that women would always be second-class citizens if they had anything to do. They were wrong then and they're wrong now. It's all a ride, baby; you can't make it speed up or tell it where to go. You just hold on the best you can and have as good time as possible.
And when was the last good Muppets movie, I axe ya!
Well, you got me there. However, you can rent The Muppet Movie on DVD. My brother and I watched it tonight, first time I saw it since I was a kid. It was awesome. I highly recommend it, especially if you can get ahold of the same stimuli enhancers we got.
Okey-doke, it's time to go cuddle the cat.
Lay-tay, tay-tays!
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sam ervin, john dean, john mitchell, donald segretti, dwight chapin. now those were TV Stars. Marine One choppering from the Rose Garden to San Clemente. good times.
Sorry folks, gary, or gordo, or whatever his name was, gave me some vicerial disgust. I think I went over the top a little.
doug, | Email | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 12:58 am | #
that's right doug i made an ass out of you didn't i?
Power pop note: Did you know that Chrissie Hynde was at Kent State that day? Not at the protest, but like others she ran to it when she heard the shots, and was held back from the mayhem.
Bye JP. Pet curly for me.
I once trained my Aussie to get my shoes and bring them to me, without chewing on them.
I'm not joke about this: Cairo learned on her own how to bring my shoes to me to encourage me to take her for a walk. I swear on a stack of Korans.
NTodd--oh, blame Sam! Meanie!
Well, he is the one who tonight refuses to come inside, and insists on waking me up every 2 hours to pet him. Yes, I'm trainable.
Speaking of Sam - did we ever resolve why there's a missing feature on the blog?
Yeah, because he came in at 7 o'clock, ate, and ducked back out again before I could close the sliding door. He's very tricky for a guy who lacks opposable thumbs.
They never do, it always slips through their fingers through their own hubris, their own arrogance and the flat-out fact that they are wrong.
A very insirational sermon. I only hope we can ALL be as standoffish as you.
Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming....
Oh, my God.
You just reminded of Billy Jack.
I believe I'm the one who told you to sell that moon pic, just so I could buy it. I love the saturation of the blue.
Yes, indeed you did. And I thank you for the encouragement!
It's all a ride, baby; you can't make it speed up or tell it where to go. You just hold on the best you can and have as good time as possible.
Word.
Gary, I guess you can be proud that the filth you were throwing around made someone gag.
Are you happy now?
Does this make your life complete?
I remember Kent State because one of my Dad's students kept running back to set the flag at half mast before we set off for a field trip. (She later worked for Lockheed.)
Backslider--have you had a visit from the goddess of the natural high?
You know it. Sent straight from heaven in a pink cadillac. Can't beat that.
Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming....
Four dead in Ohio...
" Marine One choppering from the Rose Garden to San Clemente. good times."
Ooooh, let's do it again soon.
NYMary - where do you dig up these factoids?
that's right doug i made an ass out of you didn't i?
no.
trolls merelyb annoy us, in the same way a mosquito annoys one, or a pimple annoys one, or a strech of high humidity heat annoys one.
My boyfriend is younger than I am; a friend of mine assured me that I am youthful. I think that is polite for "immature."
Does this make your life complete?
doug, | Email | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 1:09 am | #
watching you make a fool of yourself? watching you play tough guy then back down when called out?
watching you talk smack about IT shitwhen you obviously have no idea what you're saying?
yeah .. lmao
trolls merelyb annoy us, in the same way a mosquito annoys one, or a pimple annoys one, or a strech of high humidity heat annoys one.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari | 07.30.05 - 1:10 am | #
mereyb? wtf is that retard?
watching you talk smack about IT shitwhen you obviously have no idea what you're saying?
Oh, damn, I missed a troll talking shit about IT? I love that...
Where the hell was Judith Miller in 1970 at the age of 20-effin'-two?
Man, that reads like I'm an angry drunk!
Spelling karma is almost always instantaneous.
flory,
Actually, someone at my blog asked me about the Chrissie Hynde/Ray Davies offspring the other day, opining that the child (now 22 or 23) would be a fabulous songwriter. Not that I could determine (by that calculation, the children of Percy and Mary Shelley should have been geniuses, and they were singularly undistinguised), but it did give me a chance to go through several bios and interviews of Chrissie Hynde.
Well, Gary, when I leave here, I have a live.
When you leave here your still just a troll.
oldwhitelady--please! come sit next to me! Have some cake and champagne and let 'er rip!
Sallyh | Email | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 12:57 am | #
Sallyh, you are the greatest... Thank you...
I forgot to put my link Bitchfest contest
It's for anyone who wants to complain about the last week's happenings to themselves.
Oh, wait...Gary's the troll? Why the hell don't I ever get the memos?
Oh, wait...Gary's the troll? Why the hell don't I ever get the memos?
Other kinds of karma take longer.
It took us a few minutes to walk into the park, all the while with this slimy, hot shit between my ass cheeks and running all over. There were hundreds of people; I wondered if they could see anything on the back of my pants. We saw our friends. I continued on as my wife met them and explained that I was looking for a loo.
I finally found a honey bucket all the way across the park. Longest two minutes of my life. Naturally there were five or six people in line, so I had to stand there with my ass burning. People were in line behind me. Did it show? Could they smell it? Were the kids asking Mom what was on my pants? Jesus.
I finally got in. I carefully undid my belt and pants, taking great care so that I wouldn't release a puddle. When I pulled down my underwear, I was shocked. Runny crap was everywhere. It was amazing that it didn't run down my leg into my shoes.
"What the hell do I do now?" I thought. I couldn't take my shoes off because honey bucket floors are covered with piss and God know what else. Besides, sliding my Hanes off would have gotten shit all over me. Then I remembered the tiny Swiss Army knife on my keychain. It had scissors!
I carefully cut my underwear off, spilling only a few drops, and chucked them in the pit. I wiped my ass, balls, and thighs as best as I could (there was no water!). As I pulled up my pants, I noticed that there was a one or two inch blot of wet fart; but it was on the inside of the leg and not too noticeable.
They never do, it always slips through their fingers through their own hubris, their own arrogance and the flat-out fact that they are wrong.
I agree on the meta level, where you're grooving...
Still. The dark voice tells me, too bad about the dead children, though. I can't believe the nightmare of horseshit in this country that spawned the nightmare of violence across the seas. What the hell is wrong with us? They wanted Vietnam II. They got it.
Muppet Treasure Island is a great goddamn movie -- saw it in the theater. Not a bad note in it. Rent it, stat!
mereyb? wtf is that retard?
laughing and laughing.
at you, not with you.
merelyb is a typo, mereyb is the stigmata trolls deploy. why are Texan trolls the epitomy of stupidity?
Backslider uses drugs the way they were intended to be used: to make people happy and to key them into the beauty of life. Makes me sorry that I'm old and square and my best chance of finding pot would be to ask my students.
That, of course, would be unprofessional.
You just reminded of Billy Jack.
Darryl Pearce,
Have you visited Tom Laughlin's site?
Help Please? What is the web site for the juicy gossip and news like arrests that report on celebrities? I can't remember.
Ohio...
Frist vs. Delay
Googlefight: who will win??!??!
www.smokinggun.com
I will go to bat for The Muppets Take Manhattan.
Do you mean http://www.thesmokinggun.com/?
Oh, damn, I missed a troll talking shit about IT? I love that...
I dig that pronoun too. Simple, classic... a lot of people go for the demonstratives, but, man, who cares about that flashy shit, anyway?
Man, third person neuter subject -- that is the SHIT!
(English teacher humor fever -- Catch It! Hahahahahahaha.)
They never do, it always slips through their fingers through their own hubris, their own arrogance and the flat-out fact that they are wrong.
Princess Leia: The more you tighten your grip, Governor Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through ur fingers...
thanks Marsha.
smalfish,
I don't look at it as "standoffish". I look at it as taking the world on my terms. There's all kinds of ways to fight them that can't tolerate living in their own skin and only feel joy at the misery of others. Look at how wild-eyed the world of wingnuttia is over imagined "social ills" and their visions of white bread utopia, so pissed off that they're not able to tell the rest of what to do anymore. You think the ninnies screeching for "intelligent design" in classrooms give a shit about either science or religion? Nah. Just want to control what you hear and see, but they can never control what you think. That's what really pisses 'em off.
And what pisses 'em off even worse is when you laugh at them and their sad little attempts at holding onto imagined divine right.
Doug,thanks for that description of how bad your mother was at potty training.
Poncho and Lefty,
Do you mean the A list? I can't find the url: it must have changed.
You'll have to excuse my behavior this evening I'm "merelyb" annoying everyone.
ROFL.
"that is the SHIT!"
Do you write that comment on the papers you grade?
notch, you might want to scroll up a bit and catch the whole conversation.
Whatever, troll(s) I'll quit giving you any more of this "fun" tonight. I've really got other things to do then to talk to you any longer.
Any posts beyond this point tonight are not from me.
fuck off notch
English teacher humor fever -- Catch It! Hahahahahahaha.
I so can't wait to hear your famous joke about the ending of The Dead...
but once The Muppets Take Manhattan what do they do with it?
sell it for beads and trinkets?
transfer the risk to a derivative, dump it and pocket the profit, invest in high-yield bonds and move to Turks and Caicos?
paper 42nd Street with inkjet reproductions of 19th century bromides?
what, exactly, do those lovable moppets do with the City that never Sleeps?
did you see me just throw a hissy?
that means the trolls win!
Night, Doug.
I so can't wait to hear your famous joke about the ending of The Dead...
Sigh. That's at the end of a particular Father Ted episode...
What a great story, though.
Mrs I,
They, er, put on a show.
I do remember sitting in front of a *huge* Muntz console TV with the military guard around the bier in the East Room.
It's ordinarily kinda goofy to respond to your own comment, but I just want to add the fact that really significant shit was going down so goddamned fast that a good long period had past before I became sensible that Lee Harvey Oswald was also murdered within hours of John Kennedy's demise.
Mind you, from the perspective of a child, it wasn't until Watergate that I had sensed so much bad shit coming at me so quickly from the guvmint.
I thankfully was too young for 'Nam.
Today, humanity stands on the brink. Iraq, Afghanistan, Israel, Sudan, Beslan, Chechnya... across the world, violence and anger overwhelm any progress towards peace and liberty. We are a divided species, basing our hatreds on even the most arbitrary classifications, unable to move past our quarrels to embrace common humanity. Since difference is all we can see, suffering is all we can expect.
That's why you should go poop right now.
Because today, April 15, is Poop For Peace Day.
Poop For Peace Day is not about protest or partisanship or politics. Poop For Peace Day is about acknowledging the fundamental basis of shared humanity: black or white, liberal or conservative, Christian or Muslim or Jew, we are all united in struggle against the tyranny of the bowel.
So print out your Poop For Peace guide sheet, drink some coffee to get things moving, and head off to the bathroom. As you grunt out your morning constitutional, think of the billions of people all across the world who are undergoing the exact same struggle. Think of the children of Iraq and the children of America. Think of Bush and Blair and Hussein and bin Laden, and think about the fact the twelve hours following Taco Bell are going to unfold for each of them in the exact same way. Think about how our differences are irrelevant -- we're all human beings. Our poop proves it.
Empathy through excrement. Brotherhood through bowel movement. Utopia through undulating butt pythons. Today, April 15, 2005, war is over -- if you grunt it.
So go to the bathroom and drop a grumper for your fellow man. And then come back here and proclaim it to the world.
"that is the SHIT!"
Do you write that comment on the papers you grade?
Um, with the syntax changed, and a bit more tactfully...
Doug,
I await with bated breath the 4th iteration. sleep well.
Thersites,
Yeah. The unfortunate fact of existence is that shit still happens, even when there's no sense in it. I get all thrown out of whack sometimes when I think of how skewered not only American culture is - what we say we stand for and what we wind up doing, much gap there - but human nature in general. We're a nasty little critter, and there's no doubt about that.
Still, ya gotta keep hope. It's getting harder for them to do. People just don't slam into line like they used to (which they never did, but history's written by the winners, they say) and more and more people are saying "enough of this shit". When history tells the tale, I truly think what America will be remembered for is starting that fire of people saying they ain't gonna do what their "leader" says just because he's got the high chair. And one day - probably not anytime soon, granted - the call for war, hatred, anger, loathing and fear will come and no one will answer. They harder they come, the harder they fall.
NYMary,
Actually, I smoke pot mainly to get stoned. The whole consciousness expansion thing is just a nifty bonus. Beats the hell out of drinkin', anyway, and there's much less vomitting involved. Which is a plus.
Oh, wait...Gary's the troll? Why the hell don't I ever get the memos?
NTodd, Cookie Monster
Its getting damn hard to keep up with 'em.
maybe we need to assign someone as official troll registrar.
Sigh. That's at the end of a particular Father Ted episode...
What a great story, though.
Wait, really? Or are you just riffing off my wicked erudite and funny Joyce joke?
Today, humanity stands on the brink.
It has ever been thus...
We, alas, rarely get papers that are *the* shit. We mostly just get shit.
did you see me just throw a hissy?
that means the trolls win!
yes dear you did win. you are such a smart boy to do that. but now its time to calm down and go to sleep, because tomorrow is a Big day. get your blankey and go nite nite.
Good night, kids. Don't let the Thetans bite.
Backslider | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 1:25 am | #
God, I love a practical man.
today, April 15, is Poop For Peace Day.
Uh...fake NTodd and shitty Triumph impersonator? It's July. Amongst other flaws in your cunning plan.
maybe we need to assign someone as official troll registrar.
I just wish they'd choose a gravatar and stick with it.
today, April 15, is Poop For Peace Day.
Uh...fake NTodd and shitty Triumph impersonator? It's July. Amongst other flaws in your cunning plan.
maybe we need to assign someone as official troll registrar.
I just wish they'd choose a gravatar and stick with it.
Night, guys. Nice to see you all. Have a lovely weekend.
(passes Karin's sour cream cake with cinnamon filling around to anyone interested)
Backslider--surely you need a snack by now?
NYMary
I guess I'll have to watch it then. who doesn't like a show?
hey kids, let's put on an overproduced and underfinanced spectacle with sexy girls, and dancing, and confetti, and a romance, and heartbreak and loss, and a plot twist, but ultimately the underdog
a)gets the girl
b)gets the promotion
c)gets the 2nd mortgage
d)gets a sexually-transmittable disease
e)gets a job
f)gets busted
g)find Jesus, rinses, and repeats
Hey, I swear I changed my name back.
dick cheney fucked my mouth
G'night.
Buddha: shit happens
Confucious: flush your shit
Loa-Tze: shit makes flowers grow
I would do unspeakable things for a copy of The Muppet Show guest-hosted by Peter Sellers.
Or at least the segment where he and the Muppets sang "Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Wimmin".
Poop For Peace Day 2005 has passed... and yet, somehow, war and suffering still exist in the world. Which means next year we'll poop for peace twice as loud; and the world will echo with the flatulence of freedom.
I'm out!
Be well moonbats.
We, alas, rarely get papers that are *the* shit. We mostly just get shit.
NYMary
Is our children learning?
I split a pizza with my baby bro, so I'm cool. And I have to admit that a sour cream cake with cinamon filling sounds scary as hell, but that's just me. If you ever come across a stray caramel cake with no one to give a good home, though, do let me know.
...my apologies, Quaker. I replied to the doppelganger.
Good night and I thank you!
NYMary - I am so envious of your watch!
I saw Pretenders several times in the 80's, though sadly not till they were down a couple members. For the longest time I had a rose someone tossed to Chrissie during a show that she left on stage - my friend ran up and grabbed it. I think i still have a giant white silkscreened wallhanging of the cover of their first album, which I seem to recall seeing in a movie once, Say Anything maybe?
I saw a double bill of them with Simple Minds when she was with Jim Kerr. She has always been one of the hottest activists around, and always ready to piss off somebody full of shit. Sigh.
Central,
Thanks for saving that youngun's life today.
A preachment, my dear friends, you're about to receive on nicotine, John Barleycorn and the temptations of Eve.
Thhpppt. No sweat, man, let it all hang out.
Poop For Peace Day 2005 has passed... and yet, somehow, war and suffering still exist in the world.
is tonight's resident troll suffering Meth Mouth? why oh why can't the Legion of Substitute Trolls send Eschaton a provocateur with something slightlyt
beyond the imaginary capabilities of a jr. high school glee club stringer?
Poop for Peace.
What a worthy cause.
Backslider--it's not a recipe I make often, but I do have a fantastic recipe for a caramel cake.
Perhaps tomorrow
Hey, I've been trolled! Woo, um, Hoo?
Poop for Peace.
What a worthy cause.
Everybody poops.
The Shit Volcano (hlsthelens@yahoo.com) -- 4.15.2005
I am pulling an all-nighter. Already I have loaded up on peanuts and grease. This morning will be my salute to poo... and peace.
C.C. (cc.chapman@gmail.com) -- 4.15.2005
I did my part for peace at 5:15 EST this morning. Good to know that my efforts were for a greater good this morning.
wherestheairfreshener (anonymous coward) -- 4.15.2005
613am central time. took some laxative in the night. got up. did it. peace out.
Tydirium (ty) -- 4.15.2005
Ah, what a special feeling. Waking up, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, all is right with the world. And then I go to the bathroom and commune with humanity... I embrace my fellow man and woman by meditating on the one thing each of us does.
I am going to work today filled with empathy and understanding. I have acchieved a zen-like peace with each and every person in this world. Six billion people and are are one. Or, rather, #2.
shit kicker (poop@theshit.com) -- 4.15.2005
i cleansed all last week in prep for this day. Today, at 8:07 am, i laid a glorious loaf in the spirit of peace. does peace always burn a litte?
I love caramel cake. Especially ice cream caramel cake. My mother won't make 'em anymore cause my Old Man's diabetic, and being in the same room as one would probably kill him.
Max Planck,
It wasn't anything that anyone here wouldn't have done.
Peace ya'll.
fuck off notch
doug, | Email | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 1:21 am | # ..........What ? No scat?
did Christopher Walken ever do The Muppets...???
Which reminds me of a couple terms I've been kicking around.
coproflingia: activity favored by trolls everywhere
coprocranifeedia: what most of us do far too often
Boy howdy. I am learning way more than I really want to about how a thankfully complete, total stranger's mind clicks.
Mrs. aJ:
Oh, let the name-stealing troll continue: If we keep it busy typing, at least it's not tormenting small, defenseless animals.
Backslider:
One of the great tragedies of my life was when I dropped the 78 I had of that song.
Everybody poops.
Even Jesus... where we get the expression, "Holy shit!"
.
.
...or was that Robin of Batman fame?
One of the great tragedies of my life was when I dropped the 78 I had of that song.
I can imagine. I love that song. Good redneck psychadelia, just blows folks' minds when I play it for 'em.
.
Is ANYONE the least surprised that the Gooper troll would have all this scat fiction so close at hand?
No, I didn't think so.
Truly, one wonders what so compelled the troll to seek out this sort of thing, what compulsion, as it were.
Everybody poops.
NTodd
Yeah, right.
Same old socialistic apologies.
My poop has a permanently reserved table at Olives 22 on Park Avenue.
Mr Deere claims that men love pooping, esp in the morning, because it massages their prostate, and they are, then, wondrously content.
MYOB -
There's been a lot of work done on animal foraging. Some have absolutely amazing memories. You might want to google "foraging" & "cognition."
did Christopher Walken ever do The Muppets...???
a faint memory of an SNL skit during one of his guest host stints.
Mrs. al-Jaafari:
He did do a reading of "Goodnight Moon" at the Springfield Book Fair.
.
Sarah, no, not all of them. Just Miss Piggy and Fozzie in the three way in a trailer camp outside of Utumwa Iowa, right after the The Muppet Show was cancelled.
It was in ALL the tabloids!
I get it now.A troll has disrupted the board.Sorry.
.
And so to bed!
He did do a reading of "Goodnight Moon" at the Springfield Book Fair.
more cowbell.
Everybody poops
Frickin' REM...
For the colonically-obsessed among us, let me suggest this "blast from the past" from The Master Cleanser for a good internal bathing:
Prepare a full quart of lukewarm water and add two level teaspoons of uniodized sea salt. Do not use ordinary iodized salt as it will not work properly. Drink the entire quart of salt water first thing in the morning. This must be taken on an empty stomach. The salt and water will not separate but will stay intact and quickly and thoroughly wash the entire tract in about one hour. Several eliminations will likely occur. The salt water has the same specific gravity as the blood, hence the kidneys cannot pick up the water and the blood cannot pick up the salt. This may be taken as often as necessary for proper washing of the entire digestive system.
And let me add, slowly you'll turn, step by step, inch by inch, till suddenly....
Niagara Falls!
I get it now.A troll has disrupted the board.Sorry.
how so? tonights verminous infestation of troll-io seemed somewhat tame (one might say "weak") compared to theusual Friday latenight thing.
disrupted how?
Mr Deere claims that men love pooping, esp in the morning, because it massages their prostate, and they are, then, wondrously content.
Sarah Deere | Email | 07.30.05 - 1:42 am | #
I'd enjoy a shot at massaging Mr. Deeres bowels... if you know what I mean.
Everybody poops.
NTodd
I beg your pardon? I'm far too refined to poop. How pedestrian.
I have very ladylike elimination episodes.
Prepare a full quart of lukewarm water and add two level teaspoons of uniodized sea salt.
Or, you could just go try to teach yourself how to surf. Works out the same.
The Shit Volcano (hlsthelens@yahoo.com) -- 4.15.2005
Explosive butt spew! Just imagine. For every eruption of my anus was one less bomb dropped on the world.
Stopped up (grunting@buttnothing.com) -- 4.15.2005
Try though as I may, I cannot contribute to the cause. Not broccoli, not Atkins bars, nothing will help me be at one with humanity.
-J- (Master-J-@pniss.se) -- 4.15.2005
I did i lunch poop for peace!
Peace Poop (Peace@poop.com) -- 4.15.2005
I laminated the Poop for Peace Guide Sheet and taped it to the bathroom wall at work. With a little luck and a high fiber diet, my whole office will be dropping in the name of World Peace! Although a little corney, I felt good about my effort for Peace this morning, hopefully I will have another load this afternoon!
Poop out!
Good Ole Time (anonymous coward) -- 4.15.2005
I drank a bunch of beer, ate a bunch of Mexican food, and Pooped for Peace early this morning.
Luke Poopomski (PoopingSolvesViolence@email.com) -- 4.15.2005
I explosively shit all over the bowl this morning. Quite the clean up, but it's good to know that it saved the lives of children.
Backslider--the caramel cake I make is a baked cake, where you make the caramel sauce first. Lots of work, delectable result. Goes nicely with Coldstone Creamery's Dulce de Leche ice cream, for that full on caramel experience.
how so? tonights verminous infestation of troll-io seemed somewhat tame (one might say "weak") compared to theusual Friday latenight thing.
Tempting fate, are we?
Do not taunt the happy ball.
more cowbell.
I never thot I'd say this: less cowbell. I have to have to have to go to sleep, and I could use some quiet. At least until I hear the bloodcurdling screams of Sam and Black and White Kitty fighting just outside my window.
G'night, bats. Remember: if you run into a troll in the woods, just convince your companion to stand still and use his/her jacket to make themselves seem larger. To survive a troll attack you don't need to be faster than the troll, just faster than your companion. And they'll be busy trying to scare off the troll with the mountain lion survival technique. Hahaha! Joke's on them.
And later, if you're really clever, you'll be able to retrieve the PB&Js from their backback. Be Prepared--More Prepared Than The Stupid Boyscouts, who always get electrocuted or sick from food poinsoning.
more cowbell.
I never thot I'd say this: less cowbell. I have to have to have to go to sleep, and I could use some quiet. At least until I hear the bloodcurdling screams of Sam and Black and White Kitty fighting just outside my window.
G'night, bats. Remember: if you run into a troll in the woods, just convince your companion to stand still and use his/her jacket to make themselves seem larger. To survive a troll attack you don't need to be faster than the troll, just faster than your companion. And they'll be busy trying to scare off the troll with the mountain lion survival technique. Hahaha! Joke's on them.
And later, if you're really clever, you'll be able to retrieve the PB&Js from their backback. Be Prepared--More Prepared Than The Stupid Boyscouts, who always get electrocuted or sick from food poinsoning.
I'm still wondering... what did Dick Cheney know, and when did he know it?
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari,
Lie qietly and rest for awhile.
Goes nicely with Coldstone Creamery's Dulce de Leche ice cream, for that full on caramel experience.
Sallyh
Guess you need to coordinate with WalterNeff.
Who is suspiciously missing today.
My son loves me. he really really really loves me.
more and more people are saying "enough of this shit".
Backslider, I really admire the way you think. It seems, to me, you have a certain peace about you that underlies a real beauty.
But what , I think you are missing, is the part where people just don't particularly pay much attention to whats going on outside their peripheral vision. The more I look around and see whats happening, the more I look back and realise just how little I was paying attention. I believe that most people are just not paying any attention, much as we here in the shell of the political blogosphere want them to be.
I would love to be proven wrong and you right, but I fear otherwise.
But one thing you are most certainly right about, is the fact that it is a ride, and we all better hold on tight.
Night NTodd.
Don't let Sam get away again. You owe us a kittyblog.
Flory--the scatological content of this thread is most unappetizing.
From an uptown apartment to a knife on the A train
It's not that far
From the sharks in the penthouse to the rats in the basement
It's not that far
To the bag lady frozen asleep in the park
Oh no it's not that far
Would you like to see some more?
I can show you if you'd like to
Girls Gone Wild is in no way prurient, lascivious, or inappropriate.
Although I've gotta say, if the trolls are down to shit, it means they haven't got any.
Well, where's the pleasure in that?
Sallyh:
Naw. It just has one hell of a blockage and the shit's backed up into its brain.
This troll is so lame, he makes a three legged horse look like speedy gonzoles.
Dave (dave@poopreport.com) -- 4.15.2005
I pooped for peace during the Poop For Peace Conference Call. And when I stood up and looked at it, I silently said "wow" -- not only because that poop represented the poop of every single human being across the world, but because it was big and slightly greenished. And then I flushed for peace. And then, when the call was over, I had to plunge for peace, and then I had to wash off my plunger in the bathtub for peace.
For peace!
The Mighty P.A. (s e x @ fiddy.com) -- 4.15.2005
Early to rise, yes I do
sitting alone, united in poo
bakardy (anonymous coward) -- 4.15.2005
it isnt even noon yet and i have pooped 2 already...
hands (hands+SPAM_ME_NOT@sub-zero.mit.edu) -- 4.15.2005
I just took the best poo i've had in a long time! Why do they call it taking a poo when you are really leaving it?
Crapola (anonymous coward) -- 4.15.2005
I suffered with a hemmoirhoidal flare-up, but still managed to poop for peace.
Piece out!
Bilgepump (ecto_5@yahoo.com) -- 4.15.2005
I just finishing doing my part. I have to admit I was disappointed with my output, just a standard job, two wipe affair...nothing spectacular...but upon reflection, isn't that what a vast majority of us do each day? After thinking this way, changing my perception ot the event, I feel so much closer to my fellow human beings. I'm guessing all the newPapal candidates produced much the same kind of toilet offerings as I did. Perhaps I have elevated myself to Sainthood consideration now!!!
Craptastic (optimus@cogeco.ca) -- 4.15.2005
We are fully prepared here for today's peaceful bathroom time as depicted in this photo. http://mootmoot1.netfirms.com/mb...com/mb/
poop.jpg
Hey Mary!
Just go the new Merry Go Round comp - quite excellent! Highly recommended!
JeffCO, man what a great song...
Well, I guess I'd better get to bed. I have to be at work by 8, this morning.. Remember, though,
BITCHFEST CONTEST
It's something you want to take part in...
Oh, am I Blogwhoring?
I just can't keep up with the anal retentive compulsiveness of tonights iteration of gordo.
so long, farewll, etc.
sallyh, the cake was, as always, muy bien.
Whee! I just got name-stolen.
Like I said, folks, keep it typing and it won't have time for frog-blasting or picking the wings off flies.
Alright moonbats.
My bed awaits.
Hasta mañana
smalfish,
Oh, no doubt most folks do their damnedest to not pay attention. Part of human nature, and I sometimes wonder if the great bulk of what we call "culture" and "civilization" is to keep us with our heads down and taking the lumps. Man can you imagine what would happen if people suddenly realized how...petty most of the shit we get ourselves in such a kerfluffle over? The whole thing would come completely unravelled in the matter of days, and there's plenty of folks with plenty of pull who've got a whole lot invested in us simple not paying attention to what they're doing.
But we're picking up on it anyway. Why are the hardcore Bible thumpers and screaminly jingoist nationalists working themselves up into a constant ulcer? They may not realize it, but they feel what I've seen. Eventually, they'll run out of things to scare us with, and brother, that'll be flat it.
It just takes time, that's all. With our brief lives, human beings are impatient, naturally, and we fail to see the pace that life takes. Remember, we're basically just three-hundred years away from thinking that God really cared what self-centered, blood-thirsty, inbred asshole is "in charge". We've still got the self-centered, blood-thirsty, inbred asshole to deal with, granted, but it'll come back around on 'em. The best thing we can do to speed up the process is never let them make us pack it in. The game isn't over until the last man standing, and we got time and the force of history on our side.
Well Score one for the good guys.
LOS ANGELES -- A federal judge has ruled that some provisions of the U.S. Patriot Act dealing with foreign terrorist organizations remain too vague to be understood by a person of average intelligence and are therefore unconstitutional
Its amazing but lack of intelligence is going to save our asses. Unfreekingbelieveable
omg, truth or dare is on bravo.
Backslider--elegantly said.
JeffCO, man what a great song... Thersites
When I first moved to Boulder in '91, there was a great student-run station in Denver that used to play Kirsty all the time. That was one of their favorites. Mine too. Sadly, they were bought, went corporate, and became unlistenable. Bastards.
Flory--the scatological content of this thread is most unappetizing.
Sallyh
Puts me right off my sour cream cake, that's fer shure.
Why is God punishing the Boy Scouts?
Lightning strikes Boy Scouts
The game isn't over until the last man standing, and we got time and the force of history on our side.
Great points. But I really dont want to be the generation that let the human race slip backwards. I want our generation to be the one that gave humanity the next great thrust towards greatness.
Alas that is not to be. All we are capable of doing, at this point, is to just hold our ground. Maybe even thats to much to ask.
Your right, in the course of human events, freedom cannot be held back. Only for short periods of time.
Backslider is saying:
We too had many pretty toys when young:
A law indifferent to blame or praise,
To bribe or threat; habits that made old wrong
Melt down, as it were wax in the sun's rays;
Public opinion ripening for so long
We thought it would outlive all future days.
O what fine thought we had because we thought
That the worst rogues and rascals had died out.
All teeth were drawn, all ancient tricks unlearned,
And a great army but a showy thing;
What matter that no cannon had been turned
Into a ploughshare? Parliament and king
Thought that unless a little powder burned
The trumpeters might burst with trumpeting
And yet it lack all glory; and perchance
The guardsmen's drowsy chargers would not prance.
Now days are dragon-ridden, the nightmare
Rides upon sleep: a drunken soldiery
Can leave the mother, murdered at her door,
To crawl in her own blood, and go scot-free;
The night can sweat with terror as before
We pieced our thoughts into philosophy,
And planned to bring the world under a rule,
Who are but weasels fighting in a hole.
Its amazing but lack of intelligence is going to save our asses. Unfreekingbelieveable
©smalfish, CIA operative
There's a certain elegant irony in that.
Considering it was lack of intelligence that got us into this mess in the first place.
Stoopidity rulz.
Gute Nacht, meine kleinen Mondfledermausen.
O what fine thought we had because we thought
That the worst rogues and rascals had died out.
How many generations of human history have been bit in the ass by this belief?
smalfish,
So long as there's one voice calling bullshit on the powers that be, the game's still on. And this...this is just another challenge to triumph over and another lesson to learn. We survived Nixon and Reagan, and Bush and his cronies are just another group cheap-jack greedheads and warmongers that history will leave behind.
Besides. We got Willie Nelson on our side.
How many generations of human history have been bit in the ass by this belief?
I swear to Christ, I knew Bush would attack Iraq in February of 2001.
But I never really guessed we'd jump right back into Vietnam, which is what we up & did.
I swear to Christ, I knew Bush would attack Iraq in February of 2001.
Whilst my naive little self was firmly of the opinion that all the war talk was for campaign purposes and would disappear after Nov 02.
Silly, silly me.
You know how I was promoting my Bitchfest contest?
I wanted to let you know what the prize is - nothing, but the following.
Update: The only prize, there will be, is the knowledge that you beat NTodd in the Bitchfest Contest.
But I never really guessed we'd jump right back into Vietnam, which is what we up & did.
I can remember talking with my brother about the oncomming war. We both thought that it was very possible that we could lose the war if things did not go right.
Oldwhitelady--I posted my complaint at your site
Why O why, does it take a foreign paper to tell us that junior is on his 50th trip to the brush country?
50 trips to never never land in 5 years is what? an average of 10 per year?
10 vacations per year.
Let me reiterate.
Thats 10 count em 10 vacations per year.
Great benes if you can get em.
Sallyh, I see... and so did Sarah Deere.. Alright! Ladies!
Smalfish--and the rest of us working harder than ever just to stay above water.
Thats 10 count em 10 vacations per year.
And it ain't like they're long weekends either.
'Course, like I posted on an earlier thread - its not like he works any harder when he's in Washington.
Update: The only prize, there will be, is the knowledge that you beat NTodd in the Bitchfest Contest.
oldwhitelady, whiner extraordi
that would be enuff
W doesn't work. Ever.
What more evidence do we need?
He clears brush. Jesus fuckingChrist on an acid trip.
you know???
There's a fair bit of media love going on about Bush's new climate change treaty. I think it's just bait and switch, like all his other "climate change" projects. None of the big blogs seem to have covered it, except to link Powerline's hilarious hyperbolic reaction. I explain why I think it's bogus here.
I can tell whether or not someone is a smoker by simply looking at their face.
and, honestly..."clearing brush"...???
WTF, really...???
Oh, bugger the bastard.
Having completed my foodshopping, I must retire.
Slowly, we may be moving towards equilibrium.
kyle, can you really...and why would you fucking care???
W doesn't work. Ever.
What more evidence do we need?
He clears brush. Jesus fuckingChrist on an acid trip.
Imagine the chaos if he DID work. The only reason the world still exists is he's a lazy drunk.
Night sallyh.
There's a fair bit of media love going on about Bush's new climate change treaty.
Especially in light of the fact that theere are exactly zero details about the so called treaty. I don't see how anyone can get worked up about zero. Except the ever loving bush media.
John Bolton will take his seat at the UN.
Whilst my naive little self was firmly of the opinion that all the war talk was for campaign purposes and would disappear after Nov 02.
Silly, silly me.
flory, Contributing Editorix
yes, dear. He meant it. I wept the morning of the day he attacked innocent people. I still cry sometimes, thinking of what we have done.
SD
why would you fucking care???
Because smoking is WRONG.
Lawyers pound Saddam about his bloody massacre of the Shiites in 1991.
Imagine the chaos if he DID work. The only reason the world still exists is he's a lazy drunk.
Ah, but, dear, he does. He lies as he breathes, every minute of every day. He may be a lazy drunk, bit he's ever-so-useful to the Repugs.
What is the MATTER w/these people..do they not see their own tryanny????
yes, dear. He meant it. I wept the morning of the day he attacked innocent people.
I didn't cry - I was too stunned. I didn't believe I could really be living in a world where babies were going to be dying to maintain the quaterly earnings of Bechtel, Halliburton and McDonnel Douglas.
"I still cry sometimes, thinking of what we have done."
You are NOT an accomplice in this madness. You spoke up when your country needed wisdom and a cool head.
You, and those like you, are victims of this cowardly, greedy madness.
The skillful perpetrator always makes his victim feel as if they are to blame for their troubles. Bush is an absolutely textbook abusive dry-drunk asshole. Only instead of beatin' on his wife 'cus she overcooked his dinner, he beats up on the whole fucking world.
Or, more accurately, as always with abusers, he beats up on those who can't fight back. Fuck him. Hell awaits the pathetic tyrant.
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What is the MATTER w/these people..do they not see their own tryanny????
Sarah Deere
Of course they do. And revel in every minute of it.
Lawyers pound Saddam about his bloody massacre of the Shiites in 1991.
Granted what saddam did to the kurds was plain awful.
Poppy should be the star witness for the defense. as he is the one who allowed that massacre to happen.
Well, here's some good news. You'll remember that the head of the Cook County Republican Party offered $10,000 to anyone who can get Mayor Daley indicted (as if the Cook County Republican Party has $10,000, but that's another story). The guy works for a real-estate firm, and the chairman of the real-estate firm is an ardent Dem. And the boss fired the idiot yesterday.
Ya know, some stories just write themselves, don't they?
Good night boys and girls. To the trolls I say, you should not sleep untill you have worked to get your party out of its moral deficit. Lacking that, you should at least, declare the party inept and corrupt, if not for your abiiity to sleep, do it for the children. Of course, after you've finished molesting them.
Strawhat:
Yaayyy!!!
Karma's a bitch, kidz.
perhaps some of you eschatonians have a vision.
what kind of a vision, you ask.
my quest is for the vision that subdues the fascist bastids and restores comity to this country.
at the moment, i am nonplussed. i cannot see how we are going to become re-stitched.
why do i put this issue out tonight? because today was pretty scary.
see, i live in this part of the world that is inhabited by way too many bushits. when these bushits were bouyant, full of confidence that the iraqis were going to be throwing roses at the us troops, welcoming them as liberators, why these people were friendly. my opposition to the invasion of iraq was viewed as misguided, i was just another soft-cerebral librul. i was patted on the popo, nothing hostile, because i was just soft-headed. misguided. i would learn how skilled the bushits were in creating a better iraq. and how it wouldn't cost the amerikan taxpayer a penny.
but, as it becomes increasingly obvious that the bushits got it all wrong, and that iraq is going to become the latrine that vietnam became, i find that these folks who some months ago dealt with me kindly as some kind of a misguided soul, are now becoming very nasty.
shorthand, my failure to energetically support bush and the war is now being viewed as an act of treason. a restoration of the early 1950's. thought crimes.
hmmmmmm. when did i last encounter that proposition? from 1965-1970. from the same kinds of folks. in that era, as in this one, chickenhawks. individuals who never wore a uniform. went to great lengths to make sure that their children never had to wear an uniform. deja vu all over again.
but i put on the uniform. just so that no one could ever question my patriotism. i never wanted anyone to accuse me of being an anti-amerikan slacker and have support for doing so.
as i have posted in the past, i am a butler, shoup marine. a pacifist today. hell, i was a pacifist when i entered the corpse.
i am terrified that there is some bad shit going to be imposed upon all amerikan citizens who have failed to enlist as republicans.
though i don't own any weapons, and i have never supported the nra. i am planning to acquire weapons now. and i urge you to consider doing the same thing.
because i think it clear that we are in the early stage of an erstwhile totalitarianism.
that won't be going away via the ballot box.
it is the nomination of roberts that reveals all. this country is really going to be stolen. and the democrat party is already a party to the theft.
you will hate to hear it, but sooner or later, you are going to have to kill amerikan pols if you want to preserve the constitution of the united states. no other entity in this polity will be saving you from these fascist bastids. they have done their deal with the bankers, the devils.
oh, i hear you, you think that the nouveau hitlers will just expire. that if you wait long enough, the air will run out of that tire.
hate to tell you this, but NO!
ac, I weep, and agree, damn it to hell.
because i think it clear that we are in the early stage of an erstwhile totalitarianism.
What does that mean in English?
At the Daily Kos:
It's been a long, winding road of "misstatements", forged intelligence, botched diplomacy, and spectacular tales of obsessive "kick-down" middle management vengeance, but it's looking like a recess appointment of John Bolton as America's U.N. Ambassador is likely to happen in the next few days.
Attaturk has something also. My apologies if this ground has already been covered.
and, now, to bed.
I am fortunate enbough to have had my internet "connectivity", a word I would never have known, were it not for many and several recent problems of way too longstanding...
Anyroad, sleep tight, all dear ones, no bedbugs,
SD
AC
There is no way that killing any on the right is a ggod idea.
Nor is it good to talk about that.
Last night I kicked this hornet's nest by suggesting that if America is attacked with a terrorist attack greater than 9/11 we, America, should nuke the fuck out Saudi Arbia.
No humor.
But in reality I said we must force the muslim countries to change the teaching of hatard in their countries. If not we must take them out.
AC
Check this out as tonight out Pakistan on the BBC.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south...sia/
4728643.stm
Madrassa foreigners 'must leave'
Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf says all foreign students at madrassas, or religious schools, some 1,400 pupils, must leave the country.
"We will not allow madrassas to be misused for extremism, hatred being projected in our society."
I hate - hate - waking up at 3:23am (edt).
Somebody sing me a lullaby.
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spork:
goodnight, goodnight,
sweet baby
the world has more for you
than it seems
goodnight, goodnight
let the moonlight take the lid
off your dreams
BTW
I have been investigating the GOP connection and financing by the extreme right-wing.
I have about 400-500 links, site and documents.
How the very GOP supporters and funders are the same people who support or started the John Birch Society, Joined the KKK, and are members of the Counsel for National Policy (CNP).
The CNP that Bush, Rove, Ashcroft, S.J. Scalia, and I would not be surprised in it included John Roberts, are members or speaker to the CNP, or are buddies and friends with the CNP.
A quick list of CNP members is located at:
http://www.seekgod.ca/cnp.be.htm
THese same people own, or have owned, the corporations ES&S and Diebold, the election voting machines. They own and operate the direct mail corporations used to subpress the votes of AMerica across the country.
Really nice guys.
"We will not allow madrassas to be misused for extremism, hatred being projected in our society."
EasyRider
Wow.
If that's for real -- just WoW!!
Somebody sing me a lullaby.
She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
She was knocking me out
With those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come
But I was already there
'Cause the walls started shaking,
The earth was quaking,
My mind was achin',
And we was makin' it and you...
Shook me all night long,
Yeah you, shook me all night long.
Ahhh, thanks, flory.
the world has more for you
than it seems
Boosh in chains? That'd be nice.
let the moonlight take the lid
off your dreams
The fucking Moon hit me in the eye. The moon is a right bastard.
I have no idea what that means.
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Shook me all night long,
Yeah you, shook me all night long.
If that were the case I'd likely be sleeping well right now.
Errr, not you, Thers. Some ineffable someone else.
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If that were the case I'd likely be sleeping well right now.
Errr, not you, Thers. Some ineffable someone else.
Well, if you don't like AC/DC lullabys, I assume you won't like the Lynyrd Skynyrd hymns either.
Sniff.
(Confession: all my kids lullabys are Pogues songs.)
Night, you nutty nut nuts.
OK - for the very few kidz still hangin' out here - there's a new thread and I'm tired of talkin' to myself.
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