HULK SMASHED

GravatarWell, at least Liddy has her gerbils.


GravatarNo frist for me.

But, buck Fush anyway, and Cheney the porkchop.


GravatarI'M LEARNING!


GravatarOh, you wanna hear the best podcast ever?


GravatarI'M LEARNING!
NTodd, Cookie Monster


Do we wanna know what?


GravatarRarely is the question asked, is our NTodds learning?

And do you have your pants on? Otherwise you may be getting cookie crumbs where they might chafe.....


Gravatarflory - I used to think you were nice, but now I'm not so sure.

Do you think I'm incapable of learning? Or growing? Do you think I only think of naughty things? Or silly things?

No, really, I want to know. I'm going to cry now.


GravatarOh, you wanna hear the best podcast ever?
NTodd, Cookie Monster


Ahem.

And what friday feature is prominently missing from the blog today?


GravatarDon't Thread On Me!
.


GravatarShorter Condi:
Fighting terrorism is hard work.


GravatarRarely is the question asked, is our NTodds learning?

I now know how to put a pie on my family.

And do you have your pants on?

Undies, too! I hate chafing, including chafing dishes...


GravatarHow is sam, you cookie monster, you?


GravatarAnd what friday feature is prominently missing from the blog today?

Podcasting?

How is sam, you cookie monster, you?

When he dropped by a few hours ago, he was good. Now he refuses to respond to the traditional Pritsky Whistle. He's got too much of his father in him...


GravatarTODD, you are here!! Yippee! I have been seeking you out for a couple of days. Got the photos and have a great story for you about them, you ready?


GravatarG'night all.


GravatarWhen are we going to stop making excuse for the terriss? The terriss who attacked us on September 11th, attacked the United States, we weren't in Iraq. We weren't even in Afghanistan. On September 11th.

Well, we were kind of in Iraq, but I'll let her have that one. After all, Iraqis didn't attack us. Saudis did. And we were most certainly in Saudi Arabia, site of their holiest of holies.

Not making excuses, but not prevaricating either.


GravatarOkay, I'm getting the banned sign.


Gravatarnight kids

somebody beat that "AIR 'Merica" rtroll to death with an electric dildo


GravatarGot the photos and have a great story for you about them, you ready?

I love stories! Do tell...


GravatarGood Night, for your consideration



Parting Glass Lyrics
Home : Guide to Ireland : Irish Music : Parting Glass Lyrics


Of all the money that e'er I spent
I've spent it in good company
And all the harm that ever I did
Alas it was to none but me
And all I've done for want of wit
To memory now I can't recall
So fill to me the parting glass
Good night and joy be with you all.

If I had money enough to spend
And leisure to sit awhile
There is a fair maid in the town
That sorely has my heart beguiled
Her rosy cheeks and ruby lips
I own she has my heart enthralled
So fill to me the parting glass
Good night and joy be with you all.

Oh, all the comrades that e'er I had
They're sorry for my going away
And all the sweethearts that e'er I had
They'd wish me one more day to stay
But since it falls unto my lot
That I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and softly call
Good night and joy be with you all.


Gravatar(That's Condi I'm quoting above, from the aforelinked NewsHour vid from C&L.)


GravatarWhen he dropped by a few hours ago, he was good.


I don't see no Sam pictures at your house.


Gravatar'night moonbats.


GravatarShameless cat posting:

http://tinypic.com/9lbtir.jpg

Mischief is her name, sitting in sunny spots is her game...

(What can I say. I missed the official cat thread b/c I was working late..)


GravatarDo you think I'm incapable of learning? Or growing? Do you think I only think of naughty things? Or silly things?

No, really, I want to know. I'm going to cry now.
NTodd, Cookie Monster


Now, now. Don't cry.

Have a cookie.

I was just afraid you were thinking terribly deep and profound thoughts - and it is friday night on an open thread. No profundity allowed.


GravatarI thought you were supposed to grow the pie, and put food on your family. Now I'm confused.

I'm sure that pie are round; cornbread are square.


GravatarIt was evening and my son was in his pajamas and very sad that he was going to miss the moon because it was going to come up too late. I remembered that your photos had arrived, but i hadn't opened them yet. I went into the library and grabbed them from the desk and brought them upstairs and when I got to the one of the phase of the moon, He was thrilled. I mean, overjoyed, stopped the crying, put it up on the wall please, Mommy, the whole works.

NTodd, saves the day. All Hail the NTodd!


GravatarPowertools makes a bold statement:

I don't agree with Graham that Islam is a terrorist organization

Time magazine's blog of the year.


GravatarAnd yet that comment was successfully posted, but my following one wasn't.

Sometimes I get confused, but then I just think about Keith and my head clears right up.


GravatarShameless cat posting:


Now that is a good looking kitty cat.


GravatarI wanna know why aar has'nt stolen the complete treasury. We all know they are that sneaky and devious.


GravatarSnuggleBunny -- beautiful and pensive.


Gravatarif you hate wal-mart, go here, read the story, laugh your ass off, then go to the upper right and vote it "Best Of".

thanks!


GravatarAnd what friday feature is prominently missing from the blog today?

Podcasting?


Bzzzztt - wrong! Try again.

Hint below.


I don't see no Sam pictures at your house.
four legs good


GravatarDon't forget. When the pendulum swings back (and it will, with a harshness), we get to shave Hillary's and Lieberman's head in the public square.

Visualize. What a day that will be!


GravatarI wanna know why aar has'nt stolen the complete treasury.


chimpy and his minions got there first.


GravatarSnuggleBunny, your Mischief bears an uncany resemblence to my Popcorn.

Nice pics.


Gravatar4LG:

Don't think she doesn't know it. Gah, whatta princess.


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GravatarDon't forget. When the pendulum swings back (and it will, with a harshness), we get to shave Hillary's and Lieberman's head in the public square.



Forget about that. It'll take us fucking YEARS to put all the corrupt rethugs in jail.


GravatarI don't see no Sam pictures at your house.

Oh, I forgot: a burglar broke into the house and stole all my Sam pictures. And killed my remaining plecostamus.

NTodd, saves the day. All Hail the NTodd!

That is just the best fucking story I've heard in a long time. I love it when kids are happy, especially where my photos are involved. I will sleep well tonight. Really. No, seriously.

Okay, now the business person in me wonders how I can turn this into a marketing campaign. Damn capitalism...


Gravatar I wanna know why aar has'nt stolen the complete treasury. We all know they are that sneaky and devious.
©smalfish, CIA operative


By next week they will have... as well as providing John Wlkes Booth with the gun and causing George Washington to surrender Fort Necessity. and Bacne... especially Bacne.


GravatarSometimes I get confused, but then I just think about Keith and my head clears right up.
Marcia Brady


Hee. But I'll be the one attending the alumni reunions with him.


GravatarI want to know why gordo is obsessed with Thersites' ass.


GravatarWhy is the troll telling us about his fucking colon problems?


GravatarVery elegant kitty Snugglebunny.


GravatarHas anybody taken note of all the tragic incidences of mishaps that have happened to the Boy Scouts of late? Today a pack of BS hikers had a lightning bolt hit them that killed a leader and one scout. At the grand scout-a-poluza in Va. several leaders got zapped and killed by a powerline and many little sprouts overcome with heat stroke while anxiously awaiting a visit by GWB which was then washed out by a violent thunderstorm.

These are good young Christian boys who have (by written requirements upheld by the Supreme court!) professed their belief in a traditional male God. Now that that terrorist bitch Mother Nature has attacked so many of them I'm sure most of them will grow into the true Christian pattern of subjugation and destruction of wilderness that is the spiritual path their beloved mentors Bush and Cheney proclaim.


GravatarNow gary barbados is wearing Thers' frilly, yet manly, underthings.

New, smarter trolls, please...


Gravatarflory,
When you go to your class reunion, drop us a line!


GravatarYou know what, I think the united states need a colon cleansing to get rid of all these fucking shitheads.


GravatarI want to know why gordo is obsessed with Thersites' ass.

Well, most people are...

No?


GravatarNow, I've seen everything, a diarrhea obsessed name stealer.


GravatarHas anybody taken note of all the tragic incidences of mishaps that have happened to the Boy Scouts of late?

All follow the Uhri.


GravatarI began to lose parasites after the fourth day on the Paranil capsules. Every day I lost ‘things’ that looked abnormal and different from anything I had seen before. Everything from tiny little black ‘eggs’ to little pieces of tomato skin colored things that looked like short, small pieces of straw; not to mention the clear squid-looking items that I could clearly see tiny black eggs inside. Ugh! I never thought that such things were growing inside my intestines. Believe me, I can relate to almost all the testimonies and photos… I was on the product for a total of 90 days. I feel better and I can tell that my vitamins and mineral supplements are more effective. My fingernails are stronger now, my complexion is clearer, and my skin is not as dry as it was before the cleanse.


GravatarNow, I've seen everything, a diarrhea obsessed name stealer.


Since that's what mostly comes out of his mouth, it's hardly surprising.


Gravatar Now gary barbados is wearing Thers' frilly, yet manly, underthings.

I call them "FRANLY"!

And they grant me super-powers.


GravatarI want to know why gordo is obsessed with Thersites' ass.

It's a bizarre scatalogical obssesion compounded by the fact that said troll is a peice of shit.


GravatarHave a cookie.

Yay, cookies!

I was just afraid you were thinking terribly deep and profound thoughts - and it is friday night on an open thread. No profundity allowed.

I don't know if I have thoughts, let alone profound ones. But I sure do have some podcasting that demands people listen. It's not me, honest: it's the podcast. It controls me, and it requires sacrifice.


GravatarWhoo hoo!

I got name stole!

I am so fucking cool!


GravatarAccording to an article Irad today, the dead boy scout leaders were putting up their tent contrary to BSA rules, under a power line or something.


GravatarGoodnight, moonbats.


GravatarWhat would a fly on the wall hear from one of the frenetic Rethug consultants brainstorming sessions concerning the '06 elections?

Should we stay with the We like Stupid?
Should we go with the More Stupid? Or, what about Smarter Stupid?

NO! Hell, no! With the smarter, they'll think Jewish.


GravatarHiya moonbats! Is our children threading?


Gravatar I want to know why gordo is obsessed with Thersites' ass.

Who isn't? God, I can't wait until he moderates the Illustrious Blogger Panel at EschaCon, just so I can admire is wonderful, perfectly round ass...

Was I just commenting out loud?


Gravatar"an article I read"... it's late for me, bats.


GravatarThersites,

If I may ask, who is your Gravatar pic? From what I can see it looks like Kirsty MacColl.


GravatarAnd they grant me super-powers.


Then you'd better get to smiting bud.


Gravatarthe dead boy scout leaders were putting up their tent contrary to BSA rules, under a power line or something.

Round 1.

Then there was the lightning incident.


GravatarI want to know why gordo is obsessed with Thersites' ass.
NYMary


You don't really want to know - do you?


Gravatar
I call them "FRANLY"!

And they grant me super-powers.


Are you saying that you can see thru your own underpants???

Invisible Man Underoos are awesome!! And quite the collectors' item, if any of you are living in Ohio and looking for a good investment opportunity.


GravatarSnakes commit voter fraud in Boston


Gravatar According to an article Irad today

Is Irad in between Iraq and Iran? I'm not really good at the alphabet, but something seems amiss...


GravatarRipley, you might want to mention that web-cam thing to NTodd now...


GravatarI think gordo likes to think of himself as Raymond, the shiteating character the Conan O'Brien writers came up with.

"Raymond knows..." think Preperation H as a social lubricant, etc... and as an Imaginary Iraq War Veteran nobody knows assholes, and asshole obsession, like gordo.

but why he's carrying a torch for Thersites, well, that doesn't take much imagination.


GravatarOmnes,
I'm not Thers, but you are correct. He worships at the altar of Kirsty: finding her album was one of my great wifely acts.


GravatarNYMary - you never answered my e-mail asking about how many registrants we have for EschaCon. Prolly too busy musing about Thers' ass...


GravatarShe is a very pretty kitty. I got offers to buy her every time I boarded her (she is friendly and chatty, as well as pretty).

Mischief is my kitty. Mr. Snugglebunny's kitty is the enigmatic Coney, pictured here, snoozing on daddy's legs...(these cats are, believe it or not, sisters.)

http://tinypic.com/9lc0go.jpg


Gravatarhttp://tinyurl.com/bwc2r

"Let Them Eat War"

There's a prophet on a mountain and he's making up dinner
With long division and writing crop
Anybody can feel like a winner
When it's served up piping hot

But the people aren't looking for a handout
They're America's working corps
Can this be what they voted for?

Let them eat war
Let them eat war
That's how to ration the poor
Let them eat war
Let them eat war

There's an urgent need to feed
Declining pride

From the force to the union shops
The war economy is making new jobs
But the people who benefit most
Are breaking bread with their benevolent hosts

Who never stole from the rich to give to the poor
All they ever gave to them was a war
And a foreign enemy to deplore

Let them eat war
Let them eat war
That's how to ration the poor
Let them eat war
Let them eat war

There's an urgent need to feed
Declining pride

We've got to kill 'em and eat 'em
Before they reach for their checks
Squeeze some blue collars
Let them bleed from their necks
Seize a few dollars from the people who sweat
Cause it's freedom or death and they won't question it
At a job site the boss is god like
Conditioned workhorses park at a stoplight
Seasoned vets with their feet in nets
A stones throw away from a rock fight
But not tonight, feed ‘em death

Here comes another ration (feed them death)
Cause they're the finest in the nation (feed them death)
When there's nothing left to feed them
When it's freedom or it's death

Let them eat war
Let them eat war
That's how to ration the poor
Let them eat war
Let them eat war
There's an urgent need to feed


Gravatar
Then you'd better get to smiting bud.


He can start with the lawn.


Gravatarone of my great wifely acts.

Just one of them. So what are some of the other great wifely acts?


GravatarI've been working on our new jihad name. How about Global Struggle to Protect Our Turf or G-SPOT? It's easie to remember (but hard to find).


GravatarWhat I *really* want to know, is how therisites can be chatting away, with his gravy one miute, the next its NYMary with thersites gravy. The next minute both appear with their proper gravys.

I am SO confused.


Gravatar"Hee. But I'll be the one attending the alumni reunions with him."

flory, then it will be nice to know someone other than Keith when I accompany him!

NTodd -- OMYGAWD! The Ballad of Maxwell Demon! And I was just going to sign off and go on another reconn...beer run.


Gravatar Omnes,
I'm not Thers, but you are correct. He worships at the altar of Kirsty: finding her album was one of my great wifely acts.
NYMary


Can't blame him. Even Morrisey said she has/had a "crackin' bust."


GravatarNTodd,
Heading for 30ish. But I know a lot of people who haven't yet registered.


Gravatarflory,
When you go to your class reunion, drop us a line!
NYMary


Next time I'm up your way - you betcha. Haven't been back since '93. I would imagine things have changed a bit.


GravatarShe remained on my shoulder for about thirty minutes when suddenly she sat upright and said, "It's coming!" She quickly sat forward on the seat and pulled her sweatpants and panties to mid-thigh in one quick motion.

I saw a tremendous log about two-and-a-half inches in diameter slowly growing underneath her bare bottom. It nearly hit the floor before it broke off and another emerged, this one about half the length. Then, about the time this one broke free, I saw the pee start to come. I had thought about trying to catch the log in the cup but decided quickly that it would not work. But when I saw the pee, I quickly held the cup underneath her. When she saw that I was catching it she let go and peed a large stream that nearly filled the cup. When she was almost done, another smaller log glanced off my hand on its way to the floor.


Gravatardoug

is that the third iteration of that dog? does gravatar let you change the image at will? how's that work?


GravatarGordo, you are so busted. Why the charade.

Quit your crossdressing in the clost and come out as you are ( I promise, I won't laugh).


GravatarNTodd -- OMYGAWD! The Ballad of Maxwell Demon! And I was just going to sign off and go on another reconn...beer run.

Um...maybe it's the cheap Spanish red table wine talking, but 'cept for the 'beer run' part, I don't get this.

Heading for 30ish. But I know a lot of people who haven't yet registered.

Partay! Any trolls? I really do want to meet some. I'll bet they're as fun to drink with as Dubya.


GravatarInvisible Man Underoos are awesome!! And quite the collectors' item, if any of you are living in Ohio and looking for a good investment opportunity.
Ripley | Email | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 12:13 am | #


I wish I lived in Ohio!

I haven't yet registered for Eschacon. Probably will do so this weekend. Recvd an email from WGG, re: car-pooling. Need to get it all figured out.


GravatarIf I may ask, who is your Gravatar pic? From what I can see it looks like Kirsty MacColl.

That's right. One of the most beautiful women of all time. Talented, amazing...

When she died I took it as a sign we had been given over to the Dark Times for a long space.

I was right...


Gravatarjust so I can admire is wonderful, perfectly round ass...

Thers?

Have you checked for webcams lately?


GravatarI've been working on our new jihad name. How about Global Struggle to Protect Our Turf or G-SPOT? It's easie to remember (but hard to find).

enemies of the G-SPOT are in their last throes.


GravatarI had planned to frame it for his wall, but he insisted I tape it to the side of his dresser, which is at eye leve from his when he is lying in bed, so he can see it at night, so he can always see the moon ("big bright white moon") before he goes to sleep.

He is somewhere between mesmerized and soothed by it, and like all good art, he is compelled by it. He is one happy little darling.

Nice work, NTodd. Thanks, big guy.


Gravatarsmalfish,
For reasons which confuse me, Thers will occasionally post from my laptop. But he's generally too lazy to change *all* the info on the haloscan form, so you get his name with my address, ergo my gravatar. Then I see and fix it, and he posts from his own damn laptop, with his own gravatar.

Aren't you sorry you asked? We're also sitting on the couch watching Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Space Ghost and The Tick having ended.


GravatarHaven't the dumbass trolls figured out that the gravy is linked to your e-mail addy? And these fuckers VOTE?


GravatarI'll bet they're as fun to drink with as Dubya.


I said it earlier and I'll say it again.

I'd rather have a frontal lobotomy, than a bottle in front of me and junior.


Gravatarflory, then it will be nice to know someone other than Keith when I accompany him!

A woman with a rich fantasy life.


GravatarThe New York Times people are rabid anti-cat-ites.


GravatarI fought waves of pain as I made my way to the middle stall. Little shimmers danced in front of my eyes. I gingerly opened the door to see the same putrid mix of feces and paper slowly churning and dripping onto the floor. The seat was raised, as if mocking me. This would have to be a stand-up job.

I barely managed to get my pants to my knees, hold them up off the floor, and more or less aim my ass at the bowl. I grasped the paper dispenser for balance and hoped for the best. A stream of goo the consistency of thick milkshake shot out of my ass. Muscle spasms rippled up and down my body. My knees were shaking. I had no thought other than ridding myself of the load of excrement. A high-pressure gusher of butt mud blasted out. I could feel bits of peanuts scraping my tender chute. Oh sweet Jesus... it was practically orgasmic.

It was over in a matter of seconds, although it seemed as if it had lasted for hours. What mattered was that it was over.


GravatarNTodd,
As you know we're asking for handles, and so far only two people have signed up without them. Though I don't really expect "Toby Petzold" or "multiple schizoid rob" to use their real names.


GravatarAren't you sorry you asked?

Thats just TMI.

Tell thers to use his own dammed laptop and leave yours alone. It's just down right not right.


GravatarRarely is the question asked: is our children threading?

No, they're too busy reading The Virginia Democratic Bloggers.


Gravatar The New York Times people are rabid anti-cat-ites.

I thought they were actually catamites...


GravatarBush; It's time for the bullshit to come to and end, will INSTALL Bolton as UN Ambassador.


GravatarNTodd, sorry, I'm listening to your podcast and misheard the beginning of a song.

About the recon, I shouldn't say anything more.


Gravatarsmal, it'll all be better come September.

George just needs a month of vacation from being a War President.

Oddly, I don't recall him ever being a President... but still, the man needs a vacation.


GravatarAnd these fuckers VOTE?
NTodd, Cookie Monster


Dumbya in the WH and you have to ask?


Gravatar"the third iteration of that dog? does gravatar let you change the image at will? "

At will? No it sometimes takes a week to get a gravatar changed. I think the fastest grav change for me was two days. I think the guy who inspects them for non G rated gravatars looks at what you've sent him last, and puts them up when he feels like it. Oh, well the basic service is free, so there isn't anything to complain about.


GravatarAnd these fuckers VOTE?


IIRC, the rebubs get top billing on the ballots. That must be how they vote. Just enter the booth and start punching buttons. It don't matter who the candidate is.


Gravatargenoasail - I am so glad. Really. It's cliched to say 'I'm just happy that somebody appreciates it blahblahblah,' but I don't take pictures only for my own gratification or the paltry income.

As some trolls have noted, I have a wicked huge ego, and it needs as much love and feeding as a troll does. To hear that your son is happy with the moon I saw that day is absolutely astonishing to me and infinitely gratifying, and gives me hope that even through all the lifestyle choices and changes of the last several months I might just be able to pull off my dream. And if not, well, I got something out of the whole experience.

[/sappy, personal note]


GravatarDoes Congress have to recess?


Gravatarenemies of the G-SPOT are in their last throes.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari


One can only hope.


GravatarWe were just getting our stuff out of the car to go meet some friends for a concert in a park. Hundreds of people were around us. As we shut the trunk, I suddenly felt a wicked fart working its way down the pipe. As is my habit when my wife is present, I gave it a good hard push in order to maximize the volume.
The grin on my face was soon replaced by horror as I felt the hot wetness running down my ass.

My wife asked what was wrong, but I didn't know what to say. In a panic, I looked all over for a restroom or honey bucket... nothing. I finally confessed that I had just shit myself. Of course she laughed, but it wasn't funny. She suggested that I drive home and clean up, but I couldn't stand the thought of sitting in the mess I had just sprayed all over my Hanes (and possibly getting it on the seat of her car). I resigned myself to finding a bathroom... somewhere.


GravatarI thought they were actually catamites...

Common mistake. It's stalactites.

Stalagmites are on the floor and usually have more guano on them.

What were we talking about?


GravatarBush; It's time for the bullshit to come to and end, will INSTALL Bolton as UN Ambassador.

That's Shrub's boldest move yet regarding Congress. If he knew how much neck he was exposing by doing that, he would...well, he would probably do it anyway.

Fitz might make it his most rueful decision yet.


GravatarHow many would it take to prevent the recess of Congress? Because that would be altogether different from filibustering -- hard to call it obstructionist if you are planning to forego vacation and work instead.

Something tells me that that is a majority call, though.


Gravatarso who is garybarbados@aol.com
with the home page of g8lies.com who used my name.


GravatarEvening all.

Back from chasing down Fish n' Chips.

Because I didn't know where to go to get them, I had to suffer Bennigans. Not too bad, had Guiness with them as there is no Boddingtons at the Bennigans I went to.

I just saw the anti-Schmidt add at Crooks and Liars.


Good stuff.

Now, has anyone determined if NTodd, or our children learned how to thread?


GravatarI would submit gordo has cracked his last egg.


GravatarI don't really expect "Toby Petzold" or "multiple schizoid rob" to use their real names.

But they seem so nice, normal, and completely honest in all things.

Dumbya in the WH and you have to ask?

Computerized vote fraud doesn't count.

NTodd, sorry, I'm listening to your podcast and misheard the beginning of a song.

Oh, don't worry, I often mishear the entire podcast. Which is weird, since I recorded the damn thing. Such is my condition.

He is somewhere between mesmerized and soothed by it, and like all good art, he is compelled by it. He is one happy little darling.

Oh, I hate to turn this into crass commercialism, but if you could leave some sort of testimonial for the Final Winter Moon shot (uh...that's the one, isn't it?), I would really appreciate it. The print is already a best seller, but my business plan relies on viral marketing.

I'm such a sellout.

And remember, folks, I'll do anything for cookies...


GravatarGood Night all. Madame Omnibus is coming home from work and need to meet her outside and walk her from where she parks the car into the building. I am that kinda guy.


Gravatar so who is garybarbados@aol.com
with the home page of g8lies.com who used my name.


Gordon the insignificant.

If you have anymore information to share, fire at will.


GravatarDavid, well met! The blog has been good lately.


GravatarG-SPOT can also stand for Global Struggle to Protect Our Turdblossom.


GravatarDavid,
The worst thing about fish and chips at a chain restaurant: no malt vinegar.


GravatarI thought they were actually catamites...

Common mistake. It's stalactites.

Stalagmites are on the floor and usually have more guano on them.

What were we talking about?


Mighty cunts? Or something...


GravatarNYMary,

Au contraire. I had a second choice on the menu were that the situation. Fortunately, Bennigans does really try to pretend they are an Irish Pub. Plenty of Malt Vinegar.


GravatarI have not seen anything on any of the Blogs about how great Blair looks arresting the terror cell from the July 21st attacks in G.B.

How does Bush stack up agianst his only ally, Blair.

We should be ripping Bush apart on this.

After 9/11 all Bush could do was Cheerlead America.
Go Shopping!
Be Happy!
Go Fly, it is safe. After all we have 50 air marshals for the 6,000 daily flights. Of which only about 15 air marshals could be in the air at any time.
But track down the terror cells? That is only for the those simple minded Democrats. We Republicans know National Security, go shopping! Spend your money!
Be Happy!

We certainly don't want to interview those damn Saudis name Bin Laden. We'll just get them out of the country before we let the public fly again.


GravatarGo have dinner, miss everything.

We have sour cream cake! Dig in.


GravatarLachlan Murdock just resigned from the several executive positions he held at News Corp. Though he remains on the board, the heretofore likely heir to the News Corp empire's sudden exit has made Rupert "particularly sad".


Gravatar Does Congress have to recess?

Not from a Constitutional POV. They just need to meet once every year. But remember that neither chamber can adjourn for more than three days without the consent of the other. Highly unlikely that they both will decide to stick around in August.

Given that the GOP is in charge, the more germane question prolly should read, "is Congress an abcess?"


Gravatar the dead boy scout leaders were putting up their tent contrary to BSA rules, under a power line or something.
NYMary


not to pick on the boy scouts, but the deaths of those scout leaders are inexcuseable. anybody who camps, knows to stay away from fucking powerlines when erecting a tent. how the hell can they be so negligent.


Gravatar"If you have anymore information to share, fire at will."

I do have a grand collection of viruses I've gathered from when I had an email address, from an ISP who had no virus filtering. I think about 10,000 of them from there, + maybe another 5,000 very nasty ones from some IT work I was doing.

I wonder what gary would think if I sent this as a payload to him?


Gravatardoug,

yer photos are incredible. I put a bunch of stuff up on flickr after a vacation, and never came back to it, but zooming througfh your stuff was a-ok.

photos for everyone. ntodd's and eli's stuff has the same effect on me, the gravity of seeing through another's eye's is framing of the imaginary person you read online/


GravatarMighty cunts? Or something...

Now, Thers, you know how I feel about Annie.


GravatarWhen she died I took it as a sign we had been given over to the Dark Times for a long space.

Nah, man, it's cool. Willie Nelson is still taking care of us.


GravatarNow, I have to find a restaurant that serves proper Fish n' Chips, so I don't have to do Bennigans again.

As far as the summer recess, that was the tradition from the olden days. Pre-Air Conditioning, when Washington DC reaches a level of unbearableness, that even the permanent Residents would like to escape.


GravatarAfter 9/11 all Bush could do was Cheerlead America.
Go Shopping!
Be Happy!
Go Fly, it is safe.


Of course. Since 9/11 was an iside job, there was no need to find the culprit.


GravatarThe worst thing about fish and chips at a chain restaurant: no malt vinegar.

I was just at the Vermont Pub and Brewery with a former student last night (he's going to be working with me on a consulting project with the College). They had malt vinegar.

Bennigans does really try to pretend they are an Irish Pub.

One of my favorite chains. I know I can always get good fish'n'chips when I'm on the road where ever there's a Bennigans. Do they still have that awesome country chicken salad? Been a while since I've crossed their threshold...


GravatarDavid,
Well that's something, anyway.

BTW, our teen loves your gravatar. Gorillaz were her first non-boy-band band.


GravatarNYMary--I'm ready to start sending some recipes. Do you want them as individual word documents in a single directory, do you want separate subdirectories for different food categories, or do you want it in a zipped file format?

Ready and willing to do your bidding.


Gravatarbkny,
fuck the gay-hating boy scouts they got what they