HULK SMASH!!!

GravatarAgain? When will it all end?


GravatarOh, the humanity


GravatarNice! Sex with an 8 year-old?!


Gravatargross


Gravatarfucking over the powerless is what makes the GOP the party it is today. if some supporters take things a little too far, well, shit happens.


GravatarEeeewwwww.

Hell for Bobo -- spending eternity in Bobo's World.


GravatarI will never understand how one could possibly gain sexual gratification from thrusting into a screaming child.
I don't want to understand.


GravatarFamily values at its finest hour!


GravatarOK Shaw, I gotta ask - what is

1 141/2 oz. can of whole tomatoes


Gravatarfucking over the powerless is what makes the GOP the party it is today. if some supporters take things a little too far, well, shit happens.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari


You have to stage your coups with the supporters you have -- not the supporters you want.


GravatarI will never understand how one could possibly gain sexual gratification from thrusting into a screaming child.

I think Sheriff Lobo should be thrusted a few times by a tattooed man named Floyd.


GravatarWhat's the odds Niger becomes the next Al-Qaeda base in Africa? They can set up sexual encounters with 8 year olds, but they can't send mosquito netting to improvished children? I hate these fucks. I no longer just hate their actions, but I hate them as well!


GravatarLiberals - always invading the privacy of someone's personal life!


Gravatar1 141/2 oz. can of whole tomatoes

One (1) fourteen and a half ounce can of whole tomatoes.


Gravatarobviously this man was entrapped by screaming liberal democrats!(/sarcasm)

"Instead of Marsha showing up with her 8-year-old daughter for a sexual encounter"
are there really parents who would allow such a thing to occur?


Gravatari have to show up for jury selection, and i hope i get a chance to let them know i can't ascribe guilt to anyone via a court of law.

but this sick bastard...

it's hard to even comment on something like this.


GravatarMK-Ultra is making its way to the grassroots.


Gravatar"I am shocked and disappointed that he would do something like that," said Jim Dotson, another Denton County constable. "If they have a case against him, I'd say prosecute to the fullest, regardless of who it is."

Mr. Floyd is married with three children, according to his Web site. He is a Vietnam War veteran and has served in several law enforcement positions since leaving the Army in 1980, according to his Web site.

"I hope he's innocent," said John Dillard, mayor of The Colony. "Anytime something like this happens to a decorated Vietnam War veteran, it's sad."


GravatarOne (1) fourteen and a half ounce can of whole tomatoes


ok, why I rarely cook, I couldn't figure out why one would need one box of 141 2 oz. cans of tomatoes...


GravatarAnd why the extra 1/2 ounce anyway?!


Gravatarnow this is one time i could wholeheartedly get behind some texas justice:

"In one phone conversation, Rick asked whether Marsha knew any other children. Marsha replied that she had a friend with a 16-month-old boy and 3-year-old girl.

"He wanted us to be able to have my friend's two children for the weekend so we could be sexually active with them also," the officer wrote in the probable cause statement.

"He mentioned a few times that they were the age that they wouldn't talk and tell and asked if I thought they would," the officer wrote. "I told that him they wouldn't."


GravatarOf course, he can always get a job with the AFA when he gets out...


GravatarMercy.
This is sick.


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GravatarWell I picked a nice thread

I guess this is god's way of telling me to make that beer run, and keep working on the radius turning attachment.

I'll be back in an hour or thereabouts, when this thread has gone way offtopic, or a new one appears.


GravatarThis is not only a blow to Denton County, but to all decent citizens named Larry Dale.


GravatarThe repukes will say that this shows why we can trust vets running for elected office.


GravatarOT - I saw minnie B9 posting on the Smirking Chimp.


Gravatar"Anytime something like this happens to a decorated Vietnam War veteran, it's sad."


Gravatarrepugs are sickos


GravatarHow dare liberals impugn a honest man's attempt to set the record straight with an agenda-driven harpy and her so-called "8 year old daughter". It is clear the woman in question probably voted for Kerry and her daughter could potentially be a radical lesbian. Of course, the liberal media loves embarrass Republicans in order to justify their own pedophilia!


GravatarDenton? *Insert Rocky Horror ref here*


GravatarHow about a new category: Condi's World:

Egyptian security forces have used force to disperse pro-reform demonstrators trying to hold a protest in a main square in central Cairo.


GravatarWords fail me.....


GravatarMaybe this will cheer everyone up - Naptime for kitties!


Gravatardave,

what a great shot!!


GravatarThe Colony? Sounds very, cultish, to me.


GravatarThanks, dave. I feel better now.

How did they get all those cats to lie down together? I suspect they plied them with catnip.


Gravatar"Anytime something like this happens to a decorated Vietnam War veteran, it's sad."

Unlike when something like this happens to an 8-yr-old kid, which is pretty much the way things are supposed to be?


GravatarOh I remember a few years ago a couple in somewhere like Copperas Grove, both retired police officers, I believe, were caught abusing a whole bunch of foster children they had living with them. All kinds of bad shit.

There are some fucking pervs in law enforcement. They like to hide there.


GravatarAtrios, were is the political twist? Sorry, but this pervert could just as well been a democrat.

Do not set yourself up for defending the next pervert just because he might be a democrat...


GravatarAggh! All the kitties around here got some weird eye infection, so I can't take a 'cute' picture.


GravatarCopperas Cove I think that is -


GravatarDave:
A veritable cabal of kitties!!


GravatarWow...if ever anybody deserves
to get reamed by the
Terrible Spatula of Redemption....


GravatarBuckeye: The Colony? Sounds very, cultish, to me.

Yeah, wasn't there a movie by that name, starring John Ritter, Gabe Kaplan and Ariana Richards?


GravatarHow did they get all those cats to lie down together?

I think the key is the wood stove. The Cat House on the Kings is located in the foothills above Fresno on the way to Sequoia National Park, and it gets pretty cold up there in the winter!


GravatarSteve Simels is crazy about cornhole.


Gravataryou know, i'm generally a pacifist and totally against the death penalty, but....


GravatarI'm tempted to ask if the 8-year old was hot, but that would be wrong. Just wrong. And I'm not a Republican.


GravatarI'm tempted to ask if the 8-year old was hot, but that would be wrong. Just wrong. And I'm not a Republican.


GravatarDo not set yourself up for defending the next pervert just because he might be a democrat... Supreme Being

So apparently not all supreme beings are created equal.

I don't know who set up the location, but it is notable that: Cañon City is most famous for having 9 state and 4 federal prisons. At least they didn't have to take him far.


GravatarThere are some fucking pervs in law enforcement. They like to hide there.

A veteran Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office corrections sergeant is in jail after a teenage relative accused him of having sex with her multiple times while she stayed with him on weekends, holidays and school breaks.


GravatarI'm tempted to ask if the 8-year old was hot, but that would be wrong. Just wrong. And I'm not a Republican.

Dude.


Gravatar...sorry, but this pervert could just as well been a democrat.

A) He's not.

B) Democrats are already smeared this way on a regular basis. Republicans are treated like God's chosen (esp. by Bobo).

Tena nails it - law enforcement is filled with pricks like this. The wolves love to hide amongst the sheep.


GravatarI will never understand how one could possibly gain sexual gratification from thrusting into a screaming child.

LP opie, three possibilities we have speculated-out:

1) MASSIVE insecurity/control thing, so bad it's not enough to just beat a (physically) grown woman (or maybe the subject would be intimidated by one), brought about in part by abuse.

2) Extremely long-term "training," the goal of which is to produce a highly specialized mental landscape in a partner who would be welded in a perversion of monogamous loyalty to the subject by the twisting of normal parental feelings.

3) The idea that sex is something between adults and bad, and that molesting children on the other hand is not sex but just playing; we have never come across this kind of thinking without strong religious sentiment. A special corrolary to this is homosexuals attempting to deny their homosexuality with the damaging and bizarre behaviors that result from crossworshipping communities that consider that condition to be a chosen sickness.

More generally, fundamentalist, literalist and biblical inerrantist upbringing is almost a guarantor of moletation. The number one factor in child abuse is alcohol, but number two is fundyosity, and extremist religion tends to engender alcoholism anyway, so it's circular.


GravatarRF - and Ariana Richards?

Who the hell is Ariana Richards?


GravatarI'm tempted to ask if the 8-year old was hot, but that would be wrong. Just wrong. And I'm not a Republican.

Dude.


I gotta agree with watertiger here.

Dude.


Gravatar The wolves love to hide amongst the sheep.

You mean, the foxes love to guard the henhouse.


GravatarHey Kenosha Kid:

Is that some of the funniest shit
ever?

Man, that J.C.Christian just
kills me!


GravatarI want the trolls to explain this away.


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GravatarMaybe this will cheer everyone up - Naptime for kitties!


GravatarI'm tempted to ask if the 8-year old was hot, but that would be wrong. Just wrong. And I'm not a Republican.

Now you're gonna make me cry.


Gravatarwere is the political twist?

Where it says "Bobo's world."

You know who Bobo is, right?


Gravatar The wolves love to hide amongst the sheep.

You mean, the foxes love to guard the henhouse.


You mean, Republicans are scum.


GravatarTena: Who the hell is Ariana Richards?

She was a child actress who played in Prancer and Jurassic Park.


GravatarI'm tempted to ask if the 8-year old was hot, but that would be wrong. Just wrong. And I'm not a Republican.


GravatarDo not set yourself up for defending the next pervert just because he might be a democrat...

interesting. i wonder if anyone has done a study of the political leanings of sexual predators? i would think they would tend to be republican more often than not, but that's hardly scientific.

gwpda, would you know?


GravatarI want the trolls to explain this away.

We can do that too:

"you jump on a cop, a DEFENDER OF OUR PRISTINE WHITE STREETS, but where were you when Clinton was using the ATF to help harvest Christian organs for the PRC?"


GravatarFucking haloscan.


Watertiger....


Just for you.


GravatarYou mean, Republicans are scum.
Thersites | Email | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 7:56 pm | #


I think we have a winner here folks!


GravatarBobosex, and BOHICA!
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GravatarI saw minnie B9

I wondered where she was.

Oh, and tbogg, get a Gravatar. Satchmo will do.


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GravatarYou mean, Republicans are scum.


Why yes, they are!!


Gravatarthis pervert could just as well been a democrat.

Ah, faith-based trolling.

Now you're gonna make me cry.

I said 'tempted'! Just trying to be fair and balanced.

Do I have to give my cookie back?


Gravatarthere is, btw, nothing remotely funny to be said about this kind of story. just so you know.


GravatarHit 'em with a chair and a table.

Went to eat dinner and a new thread with 63 new comments. Now I'll go back and read them.

Do I have a life?


GravatarWatertiger....


Just for you.
four legs good


Wait for it.....


GravatarWatertiger....


Just for you.


Wait for it . . . here it comes . . .


KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTY!


GravatarMaybe this will cheer everyone up - Naptime for kitties!


What the fuck is wrong with haloscan?


Dave, that's such an awwwwwww! photo on so many levels.


GravatarSpeaking as a not-so-proud resident of Canon City, Colorado, it's amazing that the political leanings of these criminal "Bobos" never seems to shatter the local illusion that Republicans (and particularly Texans, who vacation here often) are supposedly virtuous, Christian, and upright at all times... except when they get caught attempting to have sex with an underage girl. Not that this man is being lionized, but the GOP-friendly culture of the town refused to note his political leanings, because it might cause them to believe that Republicans are fallible.


Gravatarfour legs good:

Is that Maxx?

Damn, he's a grey tabby -- I love
them......


Gravatarflory,

you will kindly please get from out mah head!


Gravatar"Atrios, were is the political twist? Sorry, but this pervert could just as well been a democrat."

I don't think so. It has become pretty obvious to me that democrats are democrats because most of them are too kind to think of keeping their fellow man without health insurance, food, jobs, education, decent wages, overtime, the right to declare bankruptcy from hard times, decent working conditions, safety rules in the work place, pensions,-- decent lives, in other words. A real democrat could never rape an eight year old.

It has also become obvious that there is something seriously missing in the psychological make up of republicans where they can do these things without batting an eye. They think it is more terrible to say fuck than to napalm the 65,000 women and children in Irag in the last few years. Raping an eight year old is what they think is their entitlement.

Republicans are either very stupid or very corrupt.


GravatarDo I have to give my cookie back?


Yes.

And please put your pants back on, bucko.


GravatarI represented a cop once, who had been convicted of multiple counts of sexual conduct with a child. They were all boys, teenagers.


GravatarMore photos from the Cat House on the Kings!

They've apparently got 500 cats there!!!


GravatarThe "Supreme Being" is none too bright, is it?

I had always feared as much...


GravatarDo you think molestation is becoming more prevalent, or just more visible?

Sort of like child abduction. Maybe tied in with the medieval stories of children being stolen by gypsies or demons, or, later, running off with the circus.


GravatarActually, the funny part is that he was caught and as far as we know no actual children were molested.


Gravatar there is, btw, nothing remotely funny to be said about this kind of story.

If you don't laugh, you'll cry.

Just sayin'...


GravatarTena: I represented a cop once, who had been convicted of multiple counts of sexual conduct with a child. They were all boys, teenagers.

Did you win?
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GravatarDo I have to give my cookie back?
NTodd


You prolly ate most of it already, so you can keep it.

And I notice there is still a significant missing feature on the blog....????


GravatarThe "Supreme Being" is none too bright, is it?

I had always feared as much...
nick carraway | 07.30.05 - 8:01 pm | #


The best you can say for him is that
he's an underachiever.


GravatarThey've apparently got 500 cats there!!!

There's a place in CT like that - popular radio personality left her house to a no-kill sanctuary in her will.

I love seeing places like this.


GravatarLIARS-He is a REGISTERED DEMOCRAT, just as FRED PHELPS and his ilk are DEMOCRATS and AL B(GORE) SUPPORTERS!


GravatarHe -almost- had a wife and kids?

Sick I know.


GravatarRepublicans are either very stupid or very corrupt.

I don't think the two characteristics are mutually exclusive.


GravatarAnd the political twist is that Republicans are part of the "family values" and "personal responsibility" and "law-and-order" party, so sexual crimes also have a healthy dollop of hypocrisy.


GravatarOf course his defense will be that he was conducting an investigation,all on his own without any paperwork or help from other law enforcement.His ardent passion in rooting out child abuse drove him to it.
End of story:ten years.


Gravatarinteresting. i wonder if anyone has done a study of the political leanings of sexual predators? i would think they would tend to be republican more often than not, but that's hardly scientific.

Phila did some research into the number of prominent & semi-prominent conservative sex offenders; he never did anything with it because he got too disgusted. You can ask him if he's about.


GravatarTaking a dinner and wine break...
see you in a few hours...


Gravatarfour legs good:

Is that Maxx?

Damn, he's a grey tabby -- I love
them......



Yes, though he's actually a black and brown tabby... the stripes are kind of fawn colored... and that's mostly his undercoat you're seeing.

He's going to be a spectacular looking kitty when he's full grown and his coat grows back.


I fully expect watertiger to go into fits over him. She'll show up on the NY local news with video of her screaming "kiiiittttttttttyyyyyy!" as they drag her off to Bellevue.


Gravataroh sam...

if you are not getting any.. pay for it.. we are liberal..we will not judge you for that.


Gravatar Actually, the funny part is that he was caught and as far as we know no actual children were molested.

Well, I bet that last part changes.

And how many quatloos would you like to wager that his defense will be he was planning on arresting the mother? You just wait!


Gravatar Actually, the funny part is that he was caught and as far as we know no actual children were molested.

you're being glib. the problem is, you don't know anything about funny... i know the history of funny. i know all about funny. (apologies to TOTCP)

not funny, but a releif.

If you don't laugh, you'll cry.

good plan. i can do that.


GravatarI fully expect watertiger to go into fits over him. She'll show up on the NY local news with video of her screaming "kiiiittttttttttyyyyyy!" as they drag her off to Bellevue.

dude, that happens almost daily. i even have my own straightjacket.


GravatarOoops - notch beat me to it!


GravatarRepublicans are either very stupid or very corrupt.

I don't think the two characteristics are mutually exclusive.


Republicans are "corrupid."


GravatarYou know, I doesn't matter if he is a democrat or a republican. He is still a dangerous person.


GravatarThersites,

Whose the woman in the picture? For your sake I hope it's NYMary.


GravatarIf you don't laugh, you'll cry.

That's been my motto ever since 2000.

You prolly ate most of it already, so you can keep it.

I always lick my cookies as soon as I get them. Wait, that didn't sound right...

And I notice there is still a significant missing feature on the blog....????

Oh, don't get me started. Little shit stayed out all night. I left the back door open for him, and he never came to say hi, which worried me--usually he bugs me to give him attention every couple hours, and if he's out at bedtime he'll come in and announce his presence.

So I was concerned. Get up and where do I find the brat? On his favorite chair, blinking and probably wondering why I'm waking him up so early.

And now he's outside hunting mice still. Teenagers...


GravatarDo you think molestation is becoming more prevalent, or just more visible?


I think it's just becoming more visible.


GravatarMonica A, it is of course the beautiful and brilliant, sorely missed Kirsty MacColl.


GravatarThere's a place in CT like that - popular radio personality left her house to a no-kill sanctuary in her will.

The woman who runs the Cat House on the Kings was once (distantly) related to my family. We like to theorize that, when she divorced her no-goodnik, but quite well-off at the time, husband (that's my family, folks!), she took the settlement and opened this place just to piss him off! In fact, he's probably still paying for it!


GravatarVietnam is probably where he got to indulge himself. The Meth and Oxycontin freaks in the area probably supplied their kids for his tastes as a possible favor to be repaid later.
No matter what party affiliation,a pervert is a pervert... but the GOP seems to attract the power freak patrol- wife swappin' Senatorial candidates in Illinois,gay 'hos disguised as newsman, web searching gay party pols, the GOP is really a big tent or mattress.


Gravatar"If you don't laugh, you'll cry."

That's been my motto ever since 2000.

"You prolly ate most of it already, so you can keep it."


I think I'll make that my motto!


GravatarRIP, Kirsty. Just had "In These Shoes" playing on the iTunes...


Gravatar"dude, that happens almost daily. i even have my own straightjacket." --
watertiger

So, THAT's who that was.


GravatarIn 1948 Congressman Lyndon B. Johnson was running for Senate against the popular former Texas Governor Coke Stevenson.

Johnson instructed his campaign manager to put out the word that Stevenson fucked pigs. The campaign manager said, "We can't say that! It isn't true!"

Johnson replied, "I know that! I just want to hear the son-of-a-bitch deny it!"

We need more Bobo's World.


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GravatarMy husband is eating scrapple for dinner. Of all the food in the house, he picks scrapple. Jesus in a juice box!


Gravatardude, that happens almost daily. i even have my own straightjacket.


hee hee.


Well, he certainly is the little ladies man. He's napping now, having killed mousie yet again (after making me fetch said mousie from under the couch multiple times).

Being cute is hard work.


GravatarMr. Floyd can join his friends

http://www.armchairsubversive.com/


GravatarNice straightjacket. Versace?


GravatarThat was my hometown growing up, I'm sorry to say. Still have a lot of Republican family members there, too. Part of Dick Armey's old district. Can't say I'm shocked to see some of the upper crust around there involved in no-good.

Most of the rich people I knew seemed to Republican just because it was the only socially acceptable choice for some reason. Many of them support Bush because he's what they see as a "winner". Bush reminds them of themselves, I think, which is why they take the Bush criticism so personally.


GravatarNice straightjacket. Versace?

Jean-Paul Gaultier, darling! You KNOW how he loves corsets.


GravatarKirsty MacColl. Tracy Ullman should fall down on her knees every night and thank Kirsty MacColl for her career.


GravatarHowdy moonbats.

Denton county texas is about 10 blocks from wher I live. ANd The Colony is the next town up. Its good to know I have neighbors I have to watchout for.

Not that I did'nt already. But how can anyone excuse the behavior of an elected official?


GravatarOT: paul verhoeven interview:

-You’re now living in America at the time of Bush. Do you see any grounds for optimism?

No.

- Do you see in the future that America will be a place where you will be able to live?

I think it’s much more difficult to live in the United States for me, than it was a couple of years ago. With all the craziness of the Clinton administration I could easily identify with Mr Clinton. Even with Lewinsky – that could be me. I could do that kind of stuff. I’m what you might call ‘weak’ or ‘interested’ or ‘curious’ or ‘a lover of the female’ – however you want to express it. I identify with that completely.

- Do you feel a real difference in the atmosphere after Clinton, under Bush?

Yes, yeah, sure, because it’s much more gung ho and it’s much more… dangerous.

- Do you think you could make a movie about this change of atmosphere, in America?

Well, if I didn’t already do that with Starship Troopers, then basically I don’t think so. Not at the moment – it would be impossible to get it off the ground. The American studios are already asked by the government to be as patriotic as possible, and to participate in this ‘fight against terrorism’. It would be very difficult to make a critical movie. If I would do it, it would be extremely critical of that.

- But you could do it, by making a movie that seemed patriotic but in fact is a critique.

If I found something, I would try to do that.


GravatarDon't go overboard in claiming cops are pervs. I don't think they are over represented as a group. On the other hand: ain't it a kick in the ass when they do pull that kind of stuff?
I'm more concerned that some of them are in law enforcement to throw their weight around without restraint. Thus, dead black guys reaching for their wallet or wearing heavy coats. Thus too, wingers cheering them on.


Gravatarre Floyd and the non-humorousness of his actually having commited an act upomn a child, here's how the Denton Record Chronicle advances the story:

Asked whether the sexual assault charge stemmed from a separate incident, Canon City police records clerk Dave Bodycomb said, “They have suspicion he’s done that.”


GravatarWhat the hell is "scrapple"?


GravatarThe best you can say for him is that he's an underachiever. steve simels

Hmm, I'm not sure Woody's the best guy to quote on this thread. OTOH:

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Between air conditioning and the pope I take air conditioning.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.


GravatarWhat kind of mother does such a thing? I'm not exonerating the guyu, but Jesus Christ.


GravatarBeing cute is hard work.

I love the fact that he flirts with the girls in your apt. complex.


GravatarSo a cop/child molestor is now going to face prison time. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Can you imagine his first communal shower in prison? Ever seen the Shawshank Redemption and the "Sisters"? Anyone who abuses children gets what they deserve.


GravatarIf there really were a "Supreme Being", minnieB9 would be writing press releases for President John Kerry. That would have been cool.

"Republican hopes to retain the Presidency went thuddy thud thud as John Kerry rolled to victory in Ohio"


GravatarRF - It was an appeal, and, no - there was hardly anything to work with.

I got the distinct impression from his wife that she really didn't want him to get out of prison. I also got the distinct impression that she was trying really hard to believe him when he said he didn't do anything, but she didn't.

Not that either mattered to me. It was just a strange experience all the way around.


GravatarWhat the hell is "scrapple"?

All the parts of the pig they don't use for hot dogs. It's the other, other, other, other white meat.


Gravatar My husband is eating scrapple for dinner. Of all the food in the house, he picks scrapple. Jesus in a juice box!

Mmm...scrapple.


Gravatarwatertiger sez:

i even have my own straightjacket.

Again with the straight-lines!


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GravatarThe American studios are already asked by the government to be as patriotic as possible, and to participate in this ‘fight against terrorism’.

WTF?????????


GravatarNot you to, NTodd?


Gravatar Do you think molestation is becoming more prevalent, or just more visible?


I think it's just becoming more visible.
four legs good | Email | 07.30.05 - 8:07 pm | #


I think so as well. How many of you would have ever heard of this constabel from Texas , getting poped for child molestation, without these here internets?


GravatarSpeaking of cats, if you've ever been confused as to "who's who" at Casa Dave, feline-wise, here's the official program.


GravatarNTodd--Sam really doesn't understand that his behavior upsets you, does he?

Teenagers truly don't get it.


GravatarAll the parts of the pig they don't use for hot dogs. It's the other, other, other, other white meat.

That's just nasty.


Gravatar"Jean-Paul Gaultier, darling! You KNOW how he loves corsets."

mmm, nice lacing, quality craftsmanship.


Gravatarscrapple? i haven't had scrapple for years. does he eat it with applesauce, or was that just me?

that does it, we're going out.
http://www.basils.net/Basils.htm

pasta paella and a blue goose martitni, i think. oh, the life of the bourgoesie!


(ok, i can't spell; you know what i mean)


GravatarDunno if anyone saw Now last night, but it was about the whackjob AG in Kansas, and the subpoena of records from Planned Parenthood. Brancaccio asked him: "If your motives are to prevent child molestation and rape, why aren't you trying to get records of births from hospitals, where the mothers are under the age of consent?"

The whackjob's answer was, "Well, you presume that we aren't." Obviously, if any Kansan hospital got such a subpoena, it'd be in the news, eh?
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GravatarNo applesauce for him. Just eggs (over easy) and scrapple.


GravatarWhat kind of mother does such a thing?

A bad one.

Or if Toby were here...a French one.


GravatarHey, Steve, ya watching "The Merry Widow"?

BTW, "Duck Soup" at 9 PDT on TCM...


Gravatar." Obviously, if any Kansan hospital got such a subpoena, it'd be in the news, eh?


Would we?


GravatarAgain with the straight-lines!

heh!


Gravatarspork underline incident rulzzzzz!


Gravatarfour legs good: What the hell is "scrapple"?

I think it's a disease, found mainly in sheep.
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Gravatarscrapple:pork as corned beef hash:beef?


GravatarWhen he finds Jesus, he'll be let off the hook because he is a Republican.

Once again, this is IOKIYAR in action!


Gravatar"I represented a cop once, who had been convicted of multiple counts of sexual conduct with a child. They were all boys, teenagers."

How terrible for those kids to have it be a cop. That would triple fear.


GravatarHail! Hail Freedonia!


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Gravatar Not you to, NTodd?

You're asking about the scrapple, right? Sorry, I lived near Amish country when I was a kid.

Sam really doesn't understand that his behavior upsets you, does he?

Nope. He pretty much is only interested in hunting mice by moonlight, and oft ignores the household rules. He's a good boy...about 70% of the time.


GravatarIf I didn't love my husband so much, I swear I would use his scrapple diet as grounds for divorce. Cruel and unusual punishment!


GravatarNTodd--we need an intervention for our kids, seriously.


GravatarReminds me of the Black Collar Crime Blotter of the Freedom From Religion Foundation (http://www.ffrf.org) newsletter. Salt of the earth, right.


GravatarClark Barr

Yet another Yinzer?


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Gravatarscrapple:pork as corned beef hash:beef?

Pretty much.


GravatarOnce again, this is IOKIYAR in action!


No, I really don't think so. At least not for your average wingnut rebublican. One that does'nt hold office, that is.

I have no doubt, that all the wingnuts I know would want this guy strung up by his ever shrinking balls.


GravatarJeffraham--you're presuming we still have a press that can report news, dear heart.


GravatarIf I didn't love my husband so much, I swear I would use his scrapple diet as grounds for divorce. Cruel and unusual punishment!

Does he force you to eat it?

NTodd--we need an intervention for our kids, seriously.

I suspect my problems aren't as significant as those you are dealing with. Is the dirty old man (i.e., dude my age and with the same bad proclivities with whom Randy was hanging) out of the picture yet?


GravatarI'm not forced to eat it, but the smell stays in the house for hours. In some respects that's worse than eating eat.


GravatarI don't know much about scrapple, but I love to play Scrabble.


GravatarI suspect my problems aren't as significant as those you are dealing with. Is the dirty old man (i.e., dude my age and with the same bad proclivities with whom Randy was hanging) out of the picture yet?

Ah, sallyh, is this the problem for which you were seeking Miss Tabby's assistance earlier?


GravatarBTW, here's another great shot from Cat House in the Kings.

In fact, check out the bottom of this page and the top of this one. Great stuff!

HI-YOOOOOOO!!!


Gravatarmer--you're on, sister!


Gravatarit. Eat should have been it. I'm become delirious from the fumes.


GravatarWhat the hell is "scrapple"?
four legs good


You really would've been better off not knowing.


GravatarI don't know much about scrapple, but I love to play Scrabble.

Since my wife has refused to play Trivial Pursuit with me, the only other game we play is Scrabble. It's her strong suit.


GravatarWatertiger--yes, and if only she was dating NTodd--that I could understand.

The guy she's seeing, scary. NTodd, eh, not so much.


GravatarI'm not forced to eat it, but the smell stays in the house for hours. In some respects that's worse than eating eat.
Monica A


Dear God, when will it end?


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham--you're presuming we still have a press that can report news, dear heart.

Well, the Planned Parenhood subpoena certainly made news. You work with some clinicians, no? Do you think a hospital getting this kind of subpoena isn't going to make enough noise to draw attention...?

My guess is that no, he's not issued any subpoenas to hospitals for records on underage mothers who gave birth. So, even though he claims to be investigating cases of child rape, he doesn't seeem that concerned to investigate the rape of children if it results in a live birth.
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GravatarAnd Miss Tabby? If you have any words of wisdom, Madame Poissoniere could surely use them about now.


GravatarNTodd--I'm guessing you employ the same strategy with Stef that Han Solo suggested with C3PO.


GravatarYou really would've been better off not knowing.

As Otto von Bismarck said, there are two things you don’t want to see being made: scrapple and legislation.


GravatarJeffraham, because a full-term baby would simply be the product of true underage love, not statutory rape.

And so on.


Gravatarre we going to have an exclusive SciFi Liveblogging thread at 9 PM for Bloodsuckers?

Remember, one of the "stars" is Michael DeLuise as "Vondi the German Space Tourist"!


GravatarJeffraham--they are not the least bit interested in child rape cases. They'd be talking to law enforcement if that were the case.


Gravatarinteresting. i wonder if anyone has done a study of the political leanings of sexual predators? i would think they would tend to be republican more often than not, but that's hardly scientific.

Phila did some research into the number of prominent & semi-prominent conservative sex offenders; he never did anything with it because he got too disgusted. You can ask him if he's about.


That would be where I stepped in

I just reassembled the list into a one stop shop of GOP peccadillo's.
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GravatarMaybe because I've had a bit to drink, I wasn't even sure I spelled Scrabble correctly. Love the little wooden squares with letters on them. Smooth.


GravatarSomething even worse than SciFi originals: D-grade movies shown on Sinclair stations on Saturday/Sunday afternoons. Especially bad are the ones where there are moments of silence, where the cheapskates simply mute the string of profanity being spewed, and/or the screen goes black when there's brief nudity. Yes, Sinclair is certainly working in the public interest.
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GravatarWhat the hell is "scrapple"?

It's the okra of intestinal breakfast meats.


GravatarThe guy she's seeing, scary. NTodd, eh, not so much.

Your opinion will likely change after EschaCon.

I'm not forced to eat it, but the smell stays in the house for hours. In some respects that's worse than eating eat.

You just don't understand the power of the Dark Side!

I'm guessing you employ the same strategy with Stef that Han Solo suggested with C3PO.

Well, Stef won't rip out my arm sockets, but she does have those guns...


GravatarSallyh sez:

The guy she's seeing, scary.

All I can do is give you a virtual hug. I hope for the best.

NTodd, eh, not so much.

That's kind of an insult, isn't it?


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Gravatar re we going to have an exclusive SciFi Liveblogging thread at 9 PM for Bloodsuckers?

God, I hope so: I suspended our DirecTV service until Fall...


GravatarChris Tucker--I think liveblogging 'Bloodsucker' would be a marvelous antidote to my day.


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham--they are not the least bit interested in child rape cases. They'd be talking to law enforcement if that were the case.

Wouldn't the Kansas AG be the state's top cop...? He's the dude asserting this line of reasoning, in re the subpoena of Planned Parenthood records.
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GravatarMore to the point - having just cleaned out the beds up front - anybody got any mulch?

Scrapple is very, very bad. It's not as bad as okra, 'bout on a par with eggplant for sheer tedium in both preparation and result.

No mulch? Then, I'm off to have a nice warm dip in the pool and watch the thunderclouds come in.


Gravatarsallyh,

Miss Tabby's general rule is that so long as a person is living under her roof and being cared for by Miss Tabby, the person must abide by Miss Tabby's rules. No cartons of milk with just a drop left in them in the fridge, change the toilet paper roll if it's out, that kind of thing.

In this instance, however, i think that sitting down with your daughter and talking, as calmly as possible, with her is what's called for. Explain to her that she is still quite young (as much as 19 year-olds think they're so mature) and that she has her whole life ahead of her in which she can screw up. randi sounds like a smart girl, but sometimes, it's the smart ones who make really stupid decisions. ask her what she expects from this relationship with this man in particular that is so vital that she marry him.

A "go slow" approach is paramount, especially with a 16 year age difference.


GravatarI think liveblogging 'Bloodsucker' would be a marvelous antidote to my day.
Sallyh


(grabs purse and keys)

OK - I'll get the wine. In the mood for anything in particular?


Gravatar. Love the little wooden squares with letters on them. Smooth.

Have you ever seen the Scrabble jewelry?


GravatarNTodd--differences between you and Scary Guy:

NTodd: harmless leering at a distance.
Scary Guy: Way beyond leering.

NTodd: hasn't asked her to move in with him.
Scary Guy: Is adamant that she move in with him, soon.

NTodd: encourages the girl to listen to her parents.
Scary Guy: encourages the girl to ignore her parents.

NTodd: already married.
Scary Guy: wants to get married after a less than 2 month relationship.

NTodd: gives her shit in fun.
Scary Guy: gives her shit.

NTodd: did not ask her to get a tattoo of his name on her back.
Scary Guy: did.

NTodd: does not try to hold her underwater in swimming pools.
Scary Guy: behaves aggressively in swimming pools.

NTodd: expects her to obey the house rules.
Scary Guy: expects her to account for every moment of her existence.

NTodd: has the balls to talk to her parents.
Scary Guy: says he's afraid of her parents.

You get the picture.


GravatarOK - I'll get the wine. In the mood for anything in particular?

I'm about to open a lovely pinot noir.


GravatarWouldn't the Kansas AG be the state's top cop...? He's the dude asserting this line of reasoning, in re the subpoena of Planned Parenthood records.


Are you really expecting ANYTHING from anywhere in the state of Kansas?

THat place is as fucked as Nazi Germany.

Lets not even consider what comes out of that state as anything remotely resembling reality.


GravatarScrapple is very, very bad. It's not as bad as okra, 'bout on a par with eggplant for sheer tedium in both preparation and result.

GWPDA -- with the exception of your inexplicable aversion to cilantro, you have very good taste in foods.

Chiles - good

Eggplant, okra, scrapple - bad.


GravatarMiss Tabby--I agree. If he is still The One after she completes her education, then all is fair game.


GravatarI just reread Atrios' post. This guy was charged with seven related crimes.

Damn.


GravatarNTodd: did not ask her to get a tattoo of his name on her back.
Scary Guy: did.

NTodd: does not try to hold her underwater in swimming pools.
Scary Guy: behaves aggressively in swimming pools.


Holy crap. This I did not know. Miss Tabby would scratch his fucking eyes out!


GravatarSallyh: You get the picture.

We could probably arrange for this guy to have a Near-Death Experience, one that might uh, discourage his continued efforts...
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GravatarFlory--I'll have whatever Watertiger's having.


GravatarLove the little wooden squares with letters on them. Smooth.

The plant where Milton-Bradley used to make the wooden tiles is a coupla miles from my house. The company sold the place back in 2000 (or thereabouts). Now the tiles are plastic and icky.

NTodd--differences between you and Scary Guy

Holy. Fucking. Shit.


GravatarThe was a show on the food channel or somewhere today about scrappl; the guy went to a scrapple factory in PA and asked what was in it; nobody there was eager to tell him.

Answer, pork jowls, tongue, liver and heart along with corn mush, baked into caked which can then be sliced and fried.

The same guy did NYC vendor hot dogs and lutefisk a little later. Lutefisk is dried cod soaked in lye, then boiled. Apparenly if you make it right it's mild and flaky. But nobody makes it right, so you get fishy gelatin.


GravatarAs to whether a parent would offer up their child for such a thing:

Remember Philip Giordano, the former Republican mayor of Waterbury CT, who set up encounters with teenagers in concert with a local prostitute, who was the mother and aunt of the two girls.


GravatarCops good. Parole Officer good.

Abusing son-of-a-bitch - bad.

Pooltime!


GravatarSallyh -- my sister married a guy like that, but left him about a month later when he threatened to hit her. She told him that if he ever hit her, he'd better never go to sleep again because she'd kill him.

Not bringing this up to be scary, but waking up sometimes does happen abruptly.


GravatarI'm about to open a lovely pinot noir.
watertiger


Too warm for pinot noir.

I opened a lovely crisp light pinot grigio.


GravatarNow, NTodd, tell me again why you're a scary guy?


GravatarI'm about to open a lovely pinot noir.
watertiger


As long as it's not a fucking merlot!


GravatarAnd to leave on a happy note, along with his plummetting poll numbers, our President has lost eight pounds since his last physical exam in December.

Now I am off to continue my stalking.


Gravatarsmalfish - are you saying the story won't be in the Dallas paper or on the local Dallas news? I beg to differ. I very much beg to differ. If there's anything I know for certain, it's that if it involves child abuse, it is going to be in the Dallas paper and on the news in Dallas.


GravatarNTodd: did not ask her to get a tattoo of his name on her back.
Scary Guy: did.


I find this to be extremely disturbing. Is he part of a cult?

It sounds like something Chimpy McLoyaltyoath would require.


Gravatarflory: I opened a lovely crisp light pinot grigio.

I opened a lovely crisp light Milwaukee's BEAST!
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GravatarFlory--I'll have whatever Watertiger's having.
Sallyh


Alrighty. Pinot noir for sallyh and WT. Pinot grigio pour moi.

Anybody else?

We need any beer as long as I'm going to the store?


Gravatarflory: We need any beer as long as I'm going to the store?

As long as you're buying, make mine Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.
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Gravatar smalfish - are you saying the story won't be in the Dallas paper or on the local Dallas news? I


No I did'nt say that or even imply it. I did however say that the wingnuts I know around here would want him strung up by his evershrinking balls.


GravatarHow's about a little Lemoncello for after dinner?


GravatarEggplant, okra, scrapple - bad.
flory


I won't disagree about scrapple. I don't understand the okra and eggplant deal tho.

okra - Fried okra is one of the best food on the planet. Yep gang, Toby was dead nuts on about this.

Also, in gumbo it ain't bad.

eggplant - in ratatouille, parmesan, and yes, fried, is outstanding.


GravatarThis month's Mother Jones had a very disturbing series of articles about domestic violence.


GravatarHow's about a little Lemoncello for after dinner?

Poifect!


GravatarShaw Kenawe: How's about a little Lemoncello for after dinner?

Or, as we call them here, "Yo Yo Ma with a pucker."
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Gravatarsmalfish - are you saying the story won't be in the Dallas paper or on the local Dallas news

No I did'nt day anything of the sort, nor did I imply it.

The people I know around here would cry out for his ass, when they find out about it.


GravatarAnd to leave on a happy note, along with his plummetting poll numbers, our President has lost eight pounds since his last physical exam in December.

He should lose about three hundred pounds of scumfuck Rove.


GravatarBah!

Halo scan is the pits.


GravatarAs long as you're buying, make mine Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.

JP - I put SNPA on the shopping list as soon as I finished typing the question.


GravatarOr, as we call them here, "Yo Yo Ma with a pucker."
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Jeffraham Prestonian





GravatarShaw sez:

As long as it's not a fucking merlot!

That's a reference to that movie, innit?

Haven't seen it. And I wouldn't know a good wine from battery acid. Or Gallo.


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GravatarNothing like an ice cold pinot grigio on a hot night. Also great for heat, ice cold New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc. Great grapefruity flavour.

I googled scrapple. Eeew. Haggis without the casing. The word 'brains' made a brief appearance.


Gravatar©smalfish: Halo scan is the pits.

REMEMBER: The BackSpace key is your friend!
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Gravatar75% of Republicans are real scumbags. How do you knowingly damage a child and then run for office? Scumbags!


GravatarAnd apparently Dear Leader is planning to spend part of his August vacation urging Americans to get physically active.

Uh, Your Chimpyness? Most of us are just trying to keep going, thank you very much. You may have the only job in the world where you can work out for hours on end.


GravatarHow's about a little Lemoncello for after dinner?
Shaw Kenawe


Added to the list.


(Note to self - stop at ATM)


GravatarREMEMBER: The BackSpace key is your friend!

I did that and still did'nt see the post.


Aw well.


GravatarEggplant in Lebanese dishes is heavenly. There is the most wonderful take-out in Dallas, called Fadi's. It's a family owned business; they have two restaurants. Mr. Tena and I are addicted to their food. It's a mix of mostly Lebanese, some Greek, cooking. It tastes like some wonderful middle eastern grandmother spent all day in the kitchen cooking it. What they do with eggplant is sublime.

Oh god I miss Fadi's. It and Mr. Tena are about the only reasons I can think of for ever going back to Dallas.


Gravatar Now, NTodd, tell me again why you're a scary guy?

Well, I'm middle-aged, like kids, love to leer at women, a horrid housekeeper and I'm a liberal.

Ooh, Sam just came in. I'll try to get a shot of the recalcitrant lad soon. In the meantime, people might be interested in a picture of his girlfriend, Lola.


GravatarYou may have the only job in the world where you can work out for hours on end.

And ride your bike during national emergencies.


Gravatarflory: JP - I put SNPA on the shopping list as soon as I finished typing the question.

Will you marry me?
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GravatarThat's a reference to that movie, innit?

Haven't seen it. And I wouldn't know a good wine from battery acid. Or Gallo.


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spork_incident


Sideways. Paul Giamatti

and battery acid needs to age a bit longer than a merlot.


Gravatar And apparently Dear Leader is planning to spend part of his August vacation urging Americans to get physically active.


He can go and get bent. How dare he try and lecture the population.


GravatarMiss Tabby's general rule is that so long as a person is living under her roof and being cared for by Miss Tabby, the person must abide by Miss Tabby's rules.
watertiger


I hate that!

Both times my Dad used that tatic, I left.

1st it was get your hair cut, my house my rules, at 16, I was gone for weeks.

Then a GF spent the nite in my sisters room, she was having trouble at home.

Next morning he wants to know if I'm sleeping with her and it's his house and Blah blah blah, at 18 I was gone for years.

Moved back for awhile when I was going to school and got to do it right with hugs and help.

(never got my hair cut)

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Gravatar And apparently Dear Leader is planning to spend part of his August vacation urging Americans to get physically active.

I would love to get active with Little Boots.

Seriously, I would love to put on the boxing gloves with georgie boy in the ring.

MMMM. Pain would be the subject of the day.


GravatarAnd ride your bike during national emergencies.

And fall off. Repeatedly.


GravatarSCRAPPLE

1/2 c. cornmeal
2 c. boiling water
Pinch of sage
3/4 tsp. salt
Pepper to taste
1/2 lb. pork scraps


GravatarWatertiger--reading now. Merci beaucoup.


GravatarHow about he spends part of his August vacation doing...oh I don't know...some fucking work!


GravatarSeriously, I would love to put on the boxing gloves with georgie boy in the ring.

i've said it before, but it bears repeating:

old style: rope around the hands, dipped in resin, then dipped in shards of glass.


GravatarScary Guy: Is adamant that she move in with him, soon.
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Scary Guy: expects her to account for every moment of her existence.
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NTodd: does not try to hold her underwater in swimming pools.
Scary Guy: behaves aggressively in swimming pools.


And this guy is 35?!???!??

Scary guy needs to taste the kiss of the fucking air nailer. Scary Guy is too kind a name for this freak.

SallyH, I am so sorry, dearly hope that your daughter smells the burning coffee before it is too late.

I am usually not consumed with violent impulses, but would most definately trade the heavy bag for a couple of rounds.

I will have to apologize in advance to the heavy bag when I see it on monday.


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GravatarSam is a cat?

I thought he was a dog!


Not sure why.


GravatarIn the meantime, people might be interested in a picture of his girlfriend, Lola.

GotDAMN, that's cute.


GravatarSeriously, I would love to put on the boxing gloves with georgie boy in the ring.


Shit, to con his stupid ass into the ring, I'd let him go bare-knucks with me having gloves on.


GravatarSaturday Poemblogging:

MORTALITY:

I wouldn't accumulate so many possessions!

I would love more freely.

I would forgive more easily.

I would love myself as well as I do my neighbor - even the Republicans!

I would make time to watch more sunrises and be there to see the setting sun to mark the passing of another day towards immortality.


(by me)


GravatarMr. Monica seems content. I guess scrapple has the power to sooth.


Gravatar 75% of Republicans are real scumbags.

The other 25% are, of course...

...Fake Scumbags!!


Gravatarwatertiger: GotDAMN, that's cute.

So is
Curly's girlfriend, Princess.
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Gravatar"Sam is a cat?

I thought he was a dog!"

--©smalfish

If you have never clicked on NTodd's homepage, you're missing some damn good photography. Do it now.


GravatarHow about he spends part of his August vacation doing...oh I don't know...some fucking work

because other people have to hold down 3 jobs, he feels they've got him covered.


Gravatar
old style: rope around the hands, dipped in resin, then dipped in shards of glass.
watertiger


That wouldn't be necessary, baby-doll.

I would whip that sob like a red-headed stepchild with freaking throw pillows taped to my hands.

Plus, the rope would fuck my hands up, especially dipped in resin.




GravatarJP,

I no canna watch - no windows media player.


Gravatarold style: rope around the hands, dipped in resin, then dipped in shards of glass.

I would subject him to an abusive yet entirely accurate verbal harangue. Guaranteed, I'd make him cry.


GravatarThe stuff Kent has on his website is disturbing. Perverts and criminals in the high echelon of power. Unfuckingbelieveable.


Gravatarbattery acid needs to age a bit longer than a merlot.

...although, properly decanted, it will match nicely with cassoulet or game (like wolverine or badger, yak or wildebeest, for instance).


GravatarWill you marry me?
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Jeffraham Prestonian


Wow!!

Simels life is hollow when I'm not about and now a marriage proposal.

I'm blushing.


GravatarJeff pres-

Looks like someone's goosing Little Boots in that pic.

A little surprise prostate exam.


GravatarMy poem:

Bush
What a wanker!
He should be injected
with cheese
Dipped in a
Deep fryer
And eaten by
Gerbils.

God,
What a dick.


Gravatarthersites,

that might be satisfying, but the smug expression really needs to be wiped off that motherfucker's face.

by a woman, preferably. add insult to injury.


GravatarSideways. Paul Giamatti

T'anks.

I only know him as "Pig Vomit" from the Howard Stern movie.

Also he was in that other movie about the cartoonist.

I really need to start paying more attention, don't I?


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GravatarSmalfish:

"Sam is a cat? I thought he was a dog!"


Sam is a delightfully swaggering male cat who looks like a miniature tiger and resides (owns) NTodd's environs.

NTodd's got lots of gorgeous shots of Sam and his older sister Saff over on his weblog.

Hope NTodd gets some new shots of Sam Boy soon.


GravatarIn the meantime, people might be interested in a picture of his girlfriend, Lola.

NTodd:

Lola looks like a very *young* lady.

What kind of age difference do we have here?


GravatarThe vampire princess in Vampires: Los Muertos is incredibly gorgeous.


Gravatar Sam is a cat?

I thought he was a dog!


Yeah, he's feline. Cairo's the dog.


Gravatarwatertiger: I no canna watch - no windows media player.

Meesa sorry -- meesa can't (well, won't) do RealPlayer. I have QuickTime Pro, so I can save stuff to .mov, but I don't have enough disk space to publish clips in both formats. Unfortunately, more folx seem to have WinMediaPlayer, so...
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Gravatarsmalfish - you're prolly thinking of Cairo, the dog.


GravatarSCRAPPLE

shortybrown


Sounds like that would go real good with the Bacon Grease fried Tofu from previous thread.

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Gravatar...although, properly decanted, it will match nicely with cassoulet or game (like wolverine or badger, yak or wildebeest, for instance).
SteveLG


...and for dessert, a moose di turd blossom with an infused sauce of eau de coulter.


Gravatar The stuff Kent has on his website is disturbing.

It is. I can see why Phila did not want to do any more.

BTW, Phila did all the heavy lifting, me, cut-n-paste for posterity's sake.

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GravatarLola looks like a very *young* lady.

What kind of age difference do we have here?


Um...it's about 18 months. But Lola's caretaker, E, assures us that she will be all grown up by Sunday. We'd hoped for last Thursday, but she reportedly still likes to bite toes.


GravatarI would love myself as well as I do my neighbor - even the Republicans!

Sandy - you went off the rails here.


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GravatarBetween Sheriff Lobo's perversions and the increadible scrapple incident I'm too pooped to pop out at parties. Good night, my darling subversives. Fight the power, don't listen to the man and all that good stuff.


GravatarAlso he was in that other movie about the cartoonist.

I really need to start paying more attention, don't I?


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spork_incident


American Splendor? No. Don't pay attention, it'll make you want to kill kittens and puppies.


GravatarHi Moonbats, I'm back. I had to take a nap. It's a good thing I did. Bobo's world sure carries a lot of pervs.


Gravatarspork_incident:

I know, I know, what can I say. It's really hard, but most of my relatives are Repugs. I have to love them, don't I.


Gravatar
I would subject him to an abusive yet entirely accurate verbal harangue. Guaranteed, I'd make him cry.
Thersites


Yo, Thers -

I would be talking to that piece of shit as I was kicking his ass. That was customary where I grew up.

Yeah, motherfucker, I got's ya.

BIP!

What you got to say 'bout that

BIP!!

Yeah, motherfucker, it's gettin' good now.

WHAP!!!!

Ready to call mammy now, puss?

BIPBIPBIPBIPBIPBIPBIP

and so on.


I've been on the receiving end of the above about as much as I've been on the other end.

When one is in the former position, one learns a lot about being humble.


GravatarTena's right about Lebanese eggplant dishes, especially baba ganush, which, like tabouleh, no two families seem to make the same way. What the recipes have in common is thorough cooking is many spices, then tangy garnishes. Only after chewing for a bit do you really notice the eggplant, which leaves a nice aftertaste.

Where are the Bloodsuckers?


GravatarI know, I know, what can I say. It's really hard, but most of my relatives are Repugs. I have to love them, don't I.
Sandy-LA90034



Tolerate them? Maybe. Love them? No.


GravatarEveryone got your TVs warmed up for 'Bloodsuckers?'


GravatarSandy - you went off the rails here.


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spork_incident


I thought maybe she was a Real xtian.

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Gravatar.
It's 9 PM.

New thread, please!


Gravatarthat might be satisfying, but the smug expression really needs to be wiped off that motherfucker's face.

You know, wt, that's the thing that the entire bunch of repuke sissies have never had. A good old ass kickin'.

One can tell it a mile away.


GravatarSallyh: Everyone got your TVs warmed up for 'Bloodsuckers?'

I don't think the lightning bugs will cooperate with that (displaying cable broadcasts here at the WGOWC, that is).

I'm really not at all disappointed, though.
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Gravataroh jesus. this is gonna be supreme crap.


Gravatarkill kittens and puppies.

I already do that.

But I like Steam Irons!


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Gravatar Tena's right about Lebanese eggplant dishes

One of our family friends when I was growing up was a guy named Ghassameli Aromlou. He told us that he was a Turkish rug merchant. We went over to his apartment a number of times and he always served eggplant for dinner. It was good, but I can't tell you what any of it was: there was a green version, a brown version and a purplish version.

Later he admitted that he was a general in the Shah's army, and had to, uh...leave in a hurry in the wake of the Iranian Islamic revolution.


GravatarAw, man, Eli's gonna be so sad he missed this one!


Gravatar Unfortunately, more folx seem to have WinMediaPlayer, so...

And so it goes in a windows based world.

BTW WT I do recall deleting windows media player from my mac, whe I discovered that that viral infection was on the hard disk.

They do make a version for mac, in case you didn't know. and if you did not intentionally remove it you may want to see if it is in there somewhere.

JP,

we should be able to get a little collection going or I might be able to wrangle an extra drive for you, just sayin'
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GravatarOK! Cute butch Asian chick!

Bodies AND entrails!

Who wants scrapple?


Gravatarmost of my relatives are Repugs.

You have my sympathy.


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GravatarBilly B,

hahahaha - you sound like a friend of mine who talks SERIOUS trash in the ring. i used to hate sparring with him because i'd be exhausted just listening to his chatter. then i learned to tune him out.

It also didn't help that he has about 50 pounds on me and is about 6'1". Your fist hits his body and he sucks ALL your energy out.


GravatarWhat kind of age difference do we have here?

Um...it's about 18 months.


Isn't Sam three? Which would make Lola about 1 1/2?

Didn't we start this conversation talking about underage girls?


GravatarKent™: we should be able to get a little collection going or I might be able to wrangle an extra drive for you, just sayin'

An offer most kind, but what I really need is storage on a server, somewhere. I have 25MB free storage @ Comcast, and I'm continually having to delete old Curly clips off there, as it can only hold about 15 at a time...
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GravatarChris T--good bicoastal liberal girls do not eat scrapple.


Gravatarmy father used to love corned beef hash.

me, i think it tastes like shit.

go figger.


GravatarThose Boston liberal elites cast a wide shadow -- all the way to Denton, TX.


GravatarI second the New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc. Just finished a bottle of Nobilo. Like a fresh spring meadow in a bottle!


GravatarOne can tell it a mile away.
Billy B

I'm thinking that people like Rove, Santorum, ect. regularly got thier asses kicked as kids.

The irony is that the same redneck asses that kicked thier asses are now being manipulated by these guys, and voting for them.

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GravatarNTodd - Middle Eastern food is just addictive. Fadi's makes the best hummus I've ever tasted. Usually I can take it or leave it, but this stuff is heavenly. Same with their baba ghanoush - heavenly. Their tabouli, another dish that I really don't care for as a rule, is to die for.

Then there is the eggplant, the roasted cauliflower, the pilaf - this place makes a "sampler" that is a helping of every salad and vegetable they make. It's just killer.


GravatarHonestly, I'm on a Mac and I have WMP and RP and have never had viruses or spyware.


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Gravatarscrapple, get your very own, enjoy the taste and smell of these here united states

http://tinyurl.com/93598


GravatarOf course, anyone with a Comcast account has six additional "sub-accounts" they can create, at no additional charge. If anyone wants to donate one of these to me, e-me...
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GravatarIsn't Sam three? Which would make Lola about 1 1/2?

Sam will be 2 years old on 9/3. He just acts like he's 3.


GravatarHurrah! Monsoon And RAIN! Whoopee!


GravatarLater he admitted that he was a general in the Shah's army, and had to, uh...leave in a hurry in the wake of the Iranian Islamic revolution.
NTodd


Wow.

I would have loved to talk to that guy.

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GravatarSam will be 2 years old on 9/3. He just acts like he's 3.

He's so mature.

And I think I have to forego this movie for a little while and take a nice bath in my freshly cleaned tub.


Gravatarmy father used to love corned beef hash.

Mmmmmm....corned beef hash with potatoes and poached eggs.

Cholesterol heaven.


GravatarAnd a bitching soundtrack, too.

Music to kill vampires by.

OH yeah!


Gravatar

Jeffraham,

have you thought about zipping the files before storing them?

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GravatarSam will be 2 years old on 9/3. He just acts like he's 3.
NTodd


Which makes Lola 6 months?

Good heavens!! She's a baby!

What are you letting that boy do???


GravatarAnd I think I have to forego this movie for a little while and take a nice bath in my freshly cleaned tub.

watertiger- Do you mind company? Gravatars float, and then there is the ferret and single malt scotch.


GravatarSam's home.


GravatarSquirting blood!

Sign of Quality Filmmaking!


GravatarRosa, the butch asian chick is very hot!

Crouching Vampire, Hidden Nosferatu!


Gravatarwhy do vampires wear motorcycle jackets?


GravatarWhat are you letting that boy do???

Nothing! He was invited to visit, but only when Lola's grown up. E was optimistic about Thursday, and now about Sunday, but I'm pretty sure she won't be grown up for at least a few more days. In the meantime Sam is entertaining himself by going on mice safari. He's looking for the perfect rodent to present to Lola when she comes of age. He's such a sweet, thoughtful guy.


GravatarTena:

You mentioned a gelato place in Dallas a few days ago and I didn't write down the name.

Do you remember?


Gravatar why do vampires wear motorcycle jackets?

Because they ride Harleys?


Gravatar"Sam's home."
--NTodd

So, were you standing on you head when you took that photo? The lamp threw me.


GravatarSam's home.

AAAAAWWWWWwwwww!!!

I'm still worried about this Lola thing, tho.


GravatarGood evening, freethinkers.
I just came back from a 70th anniversary party at the best swimming place in the NY Metro area, where I grew up, here

I am in such a great mellow mood. A swim out in the country will do that for you.


GravatarHonestly, I'm on a Mac and I have WMP and RP and have never had viruses or spyware.

Hate to burst your bubble, but RP IS spyware.


GravatarSo, were you standing on you head when you took that photo? The lamp threw me.

I like to screw with horizon.


Gravatarbsrtr

agave: I would have loved to talk to that guy.

You might also enjoy conversing with my crazy friend, Amir. His dad's Iranian; his mom's from Oklahoma. At age 5, his dad kidnapped him, and took him to India, then later, to Tehran. Before the Iranian Revolution began, the government shut down the "international school" (where all the kids were taught in English), and the options for teen boys at that time were to go to the religious schools, or enlist in the army. Amir and his pal stole a moped, crossed the mountains into Turkey, and called the British Consulate (he had family living in the U.K., too). They got him on a plane back to OK in a few weeks, and he's been here, since.
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Gravatarwhy do vampires wear motorcycle jackets?

Easier to like up the excesses?


Gravatar Honestly, I'm on a Mac and I have WMP and RP and have never had viruses or spyware.

Spork,

its pretty much that I just don't do M$ products on principle, and Real can go F itself.

Do I miss some fun stuff? Yes. Do I care? Not so much.


Change of space vampire-hunting tack.

Does one really want to get the blood of vampires on them?????

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GravatarBecause they ride Harleys?

D'oh!


GravatarI'm still worried about this Lola thing, tho.

Don't worry: we had The Talk. Oh, and I had his balls removed last January.


GravatarWhat is with the Asian girls hair?


GravatarThe leather-clad vampire is also hot,

I am conflicted.


GravatarThe leather-clad vampire is also hot,

I am conflicted.


GravatarOOoh, 'slpodyheads and cute butch Asian chicks and hot vampire chicks with red lips and cleavage and leather and spaceships!


GravatarDon't worry: we had The Talk. Oh, and I had his balls removed last January.
NTodd


That might've been a tad excessive.

The Talk would prolly have been enough.


GravatarKent™: have you thought about zipping the files before storing them?

No; zipping highly-compressed files (which WMP are) is not usually a good idea -- it usually results in almost no space-saving, and sometimes, actually results in larger files.
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Gravatarflory - yah, it's (I'm not positive of the spelling) Paccucgo's. There's one on Lovers Lane that I've been to, and their gelatto is being sold in Central Markets, I'm told.


Gravataralright. to the tub, with a copy of The Simarillion for me.

back in a little while.


GravatarThe Talk would prolly have been enough.

No. He is his father's son.


Gravatargoodnight atriots


GravatarHope there's still room in here for me.

Sallyh, Oh dear, I see your bad news has come back. I'm so sorry my dear.


Gravatarhahahaha - you sound like a friend of mine who talks SERIOUS trash in the ring. i used to hate sparring with him because i'd be exhausted just listening to his chatter.

Which is the whole point. Get the opponent so mad at you they can't function properly or just distract them.
Plus, the trash talking always helps to pump one up.

Bush and crew would be the type(s) to run crying after one good punch. Just like when tried to chickenshit out of going to Iraq on Thanksgiving. And then, whne he got there he wouldn't leave the freaking airport.

While Hill was touring the WAR ZONE in Baghdad.

YOu wanted him to get his ass kicked by a woman. He did. Why didn't the Dems bury his ass with that shit?

HOO BOY. Widdle Georgie serving plastic turkeys in the airport while that mean old Hillary is out there in Baghdad.

BWAHAHAHAHAEHAEHAHAHAA!!!


GravatarThat clorox commerical where the kids are aking "whats an immune system"? is going to be reality in a few years, at the pace of the curent science bashing.


Gravatarwhy do vampires wear motorcycle jackets?

These guys live hundreds of years, maybe even a thousand. Leather is durable. You don't wanna have to keep buying new jackets.

Plus, as bad-ass fashion goes, the motorcycle jacket is a staple that never goes out of style.


Gravatar alright. to the tub, with a copy of The Simarillion for me.

Um...be careful you don't fall asleep and drown. Really. I love Tolkien and the Simarillion, but it's the most boringest fucking book ever written. But you totally earn geek cred for reading it.


GravatarTena - thanks. I'll be back in Dallas in two weeks.

Gelato in the summertime. Yummmy!!


Gravatar alright. to the tub, with a copy of The Simarillion for me.

Jeeze, don't fall asleep in there.


GravatarMatt Grudge: Plus, as bad-ass fashion goes, the motorcycle jacket is a staple that never goes out of style.

Ah, so you haven't seen that epi of That '70s Show, where Jackie buys Kelso the leather jacket?
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GravatarNight, Moonbootica.


Gravatar.
Sucking back some cheap bourbon, listening to some slide guitar blues, having a heart to heart with the first officer.

Oh, PWN3D!


GravatarHot Blonde Science Babe!

Here we go!


Gravatar
No; zipping highly-compressed files (which WMP are) is not usually a good idea -- it usually results in almost no space-saving, and sometimes, actually results in larger files.


And I shoulda' known that. D'oh, well.

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GravatarDamn! The music is pretty tasty.

Best part of the film so far!

Oh, Yeah!

"GO, JOE!"


GravatarHot Blonde Science Babe!


Whats that insignia the guy with the cowboy hat has on his shirt? It reminds me of the Nazi aircraft.


GravatarToday's horrid Sinclair afternoon matinee offering: Return Of The Rebels, starring Barbara Eden and Jamie Farr.
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GravatarJeffraham:


GravatarKarin - That looks really neat. It also sounds like the water is probably cold. But still - I love the sound of the whole thing. How refreshing is right.

thanks for the link.

Over in Ouray, they have a pool that is filled by a natural hot spring. I've not been in it, but it's been there since sometime in the 20's, and I'd love to go sometime. Last time I was in Ouray, there was no time to swim, but we did pass it and it is really popular.

I'm not sure how I would really enjoy swimming in hot water, though, to tell the truth.


GravatarLock and load, BITCHES!


Gravatar Hot Blonde Science Babe!

Gah! I should call DirecTV and get our service reactivated?


GravatarAh, so you haven't seen that epi of That '70s Show, where Jackie buys Kelso the leather jacket?

Gotta love haloscan.

Anyway, no I have not seen the epi. What kind of horrible jacket did she buy?


GravatarMaster Blasters looks good.

"First thing I saw flying towards me was an arm."


GravatarGah! I should call DirecTV and get our service reactivated?

Na, Rupert already has plenty of money.


Gravatar
Later he admitted that he was a general in the Shah's army, and had to, uh...leave in a hurry in the wake of the Iranian Islamic revolution.
NTodd


I got a buddy at work that was an officer in the Iranian Navy when the shit went down.

He said he was shaving in the am when he heard the news on the radio.

He said he quickly reported to the ship he was assigned to and before long, revolutionary guards with AK-47's boarded his ship and demanded that he turn it over. He said he pulled his 45 and pointed it at the leader guard's head. After the showdown, he said he maintained control of the ship.

I never asked him what happened after that or how he got to the states. Real sweet guy. Very reserved, but with a real good sense of humor. I wouldn't try and take a ship from him, tho.


GravatarMatt Grudge: Anyway, no I have not seen the epi. What kind of horrible jacket did she buy?

Yer standard, off-the-rack black leather motorcycle jacket. Everyone kept making Fonzie jokes at his expense, but the jacket was magically cool when Hyde tried it on...
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GravatarHa Ha.
Fucker Carlson outtakes.
Via Crooks & Liars.


GravatarWell, I'm assuming she's the Hot Blonde Science Babe.

She could just be a random Hot Babe.


GravatarI see my timing is good as ever. Beautiful, lazy day here, by the bye, if anyone feels like saying halloo. I'll just be right over here with my ale and my chips. Maybe a smoke. Just sayin.


GravatarPersonally, I'm feeling inspired by Watertiger. I, too, have a freshly cleaned tub. And some lovely lavender bath salts. And I don't get Bloodsuckers for 2 1/2 hours.

Now, reading material.....


GravatarI got a buddy at work that was an officer in the Iranian Navy when the shit went down.

Oh, wow.

So, will these guys be forming an army to 'liberate' Iran ala Chalabi?


Gravatarmena: I see my timing is good as ever. Beautiful, lazy day here, by the bye, if anyone feels like saying halloo. I'll just be right over here with my ale and my chips. Maybe a smoke. Just sayin.

Heya, mena! How may I serve?
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Gravatarbut the jacket was magically cool when Hyde tried it on...

And *that* must be how it works for the vampires as well. . .


GravatarI, too, have a freshly cleaned tub. And some lovely lavender bath salts.

Mmm...lavender. I use lavender essential oil to relax when I'm on the road...


Gravatarflory - for some reason, I have this nagging thought that that name is spelled more like "Pacheugo's". I'm so sorry I can't exactly remember.

There's a different gelato place that my sister in law and mother in law like. It's on Knox St., just before you cross the old Katy tracks that are now a bike trail, and go into Highland Park. If you're facing Highland Park, it's on the right. If you're facing Central Expressway, it's on the left.


Gravatar
So, will these guys be forming an army to 'liberate' Iran ala Chalabi?
NTodd


Not this cat. He's a big Democrat that hates Little Boots.

He told me he'd had enough of the military shit and that all that shit was nuts.


GravatarTena, the pool is fed by a mountain brook, but the water does warm up by around midsummer if there's not a lot of rain. Today the water was delightful.
Best of all,the people who hang out htere are all moonbats, nature lovers, and freethinkers. Which makes for a real mellow atmosphere.
I collect swimming holes, both official and unofficial,and I know a lot of the good ones in the NY/NJ area.


GravatarHey Jeffra! How's the humidity? And the kitty?


GravatarSheesh, either someone's firing off massive amounts of fireworks in Green Hills, or a thunderstorm is approaching...
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GravatarWow, thge captain just went down without his ship.

Now what are they gonna do?


GravatarNow we're going to do things MY WAY, Bitches!


GravatarVampire cleavage!

Yowsa!


GravatarHey, mena!!

Have a glass of Pinot Grigio. Or we have beer if you prefer.

Its Saturday SciFi bad movieblogging.


GravatarI lived in "dynamic Denton" for 6 months in 1973. Dad was going to grad school, and we used a cassette recorder to tape the evening news so that he could keep up with Watergate.

One thing was that it was a dry county,
the nearest liquor stores were next to a trailer park whose owner got to incorperate, and allow the Demons Rum and Wine to be bought by the public at large.

It was about 14 miles out of town, so the joke was that someone who wanted more booze would have to drive drunk 14 miles before they could get more spirits.

Of course, as a native Californian, I'm spoiled when it comes to liquor stores, the ones in MA wouldn't allow minors to carry the beer from a store in 1971, so there you go.


GravatarCatfight!


GravatarHeh, I'd say kiss my ass, but you'd probably bite it instead.

Heh.


GravatarEvening, batties!

Have a missed a bunch of clumsy Iraq metaphors in tonight's marines vs. space vampires SciFi flick?

I like the vampire babe's jazz fingers!
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Gravatarmena: Hey Jeffra! How's the humidity? And the kitty?

Humdidity is 53%, but feels a little higher, here. Curly's fine -- we had company this afternoon, so he got into fightey-bitey mode with Jeffraham for a while. I'm sure he's schnoozin' soundly now that I'm away.
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Gravatar That clorox commerical where the kids are aking "whats an immune system"? is going to be reality in a few years, at the pace of the curent science bashing.


Real cute, innit.

One of many depressing things to wake up to in the morning, is the amount of shit that I and many others gave up in the second grade, that I see dear leader, and his minions and masters, pulling at the drop of the hat, on a daily basis.

and I hope that somehow, that makes sense to someone anyway.........



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GravatarWhen hot butch Asian babes have to process their feelings.

Next time on Dr. Phil, VAMPIRE HUNTER!


Gravatarsheepz...
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Gravatar Sheesh, either someone's firing off massive amounts of fireworks in Green Hills, or a thunderstorm is approaching...

German artillery?


Gravatar Sheesh, either someone's firing off massive amounts of fireworks in Green Hills, or a thunderstorm is approaching...

German artillery?


GravatarShe IS a Science Babe, albeit a bit weepy.


GravatarTena - I will persevere. I loved the exotic flavors of the one you first mentioned.

But I'm not too far from Highland Park - so.....


GravatarSo, she IS a hot science babe!


GravatarHey Flory! Or should I say *roomie*? I'm working on some Fat Tire right now, thanks. And watching BBC, and Blackadder just came on!!!! The Elizabethan year!!!! How lucky am I? Still, rather hang with y'all, you know.


GravatarAt last, I think we get to see Vondi, the German Space Tourist!


GravatarTena:

Got it!!!


Paciugo. 32 Highland Park Village.

Sound right?


GravatarOh loord, it's the one with the rabid christian relations and the *booze-up*!

"Comedy breasts"!


GravatarOoooh! Bitchy hot butch Asian babe!

I think I'm in love!


GravatarTena:
also Lovers Lane and Rennaissance Tower


Gravatar Ooooh! Bitchy hot butch Asian babe!

I think I'm in love!


I'd either have to dump her or blow her fucking head off.


GravatarAnd watching BBC, and Blackadder just came on!!!! The Elizabethan year!!!! How lucky am I? Still, rather hang with y'all, you know.
mena


I have to figure out whether to bail at 9:30 when Fawlty Towers comes on.
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Gravatarfresh sheets


GravatarOh, MAN! The website fort he Berger King Chicken Fries is:

coqroq.com.

Damn! Someone's got some primo snark going on at the ad agency!


GravatarClean sheets above, but might be a civil move if we bad movie bloggers stay down here.
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GravatarFielding, if you're here - it's embarassing how much better than anything here these ancient brit shows are, isn't it?


GravatarHAH! Screwed by the TSA, even in space!


GravatarDamn! Where the hell is Vondi, the German Space Tourist?


Gravatarmena - I'm so jealous I could die - I love the Elizabethan Blackadders. Those and the Restoration are just miraculous.


GravatarFielding, if you're here - it's embarassing how much better than anything here these ancient brit shows are, isn't it?
mena


Now that I think about it, yes. Except for Benny Hill. *glurk*
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GravatarTena - I'm so in love with Hugh Laurie. If it wasn't for his crappy new doctor show, I'd go run oft with him.


GravatarThat may have been the most exciting vampire hunter staff meeting ever captured on video. I felt as if I was actually at work on a Monday morning.
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GravatarWe decorated this set for 50 bucks!
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GravatarDead thread, I know - but I just want to add:

3) The idea that sex is something between adults and bad, and that molesting children on the other hand is not sex but just playing; we have never come across this kind of thinking without strong religious sentiment. A special corrolary to this is homosexuals attempting to deny their homosexuality with the damaging and bizarre behaviors that result from crossworshipping communities that consider that condition to be a chosen sickness.

kei & yuri | Email | 07.30.05 - 7:54 pm | #



This guys email address is pfox.


Gravatar"Mr. Floyd has been a Denton County constable since 1993. A Republican, Mr. Floyd was unopposed in his most recent re-election in November."

of course he was a republican, is it really necessary to say so??
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GravatarGood grief! This means that this sicko was constable when I was in library school at UNT.

I feel so.....dirty.


GravatarOK...that Cat House has about 498 too many cats. Seeing all those cats perched on the kitchen counters made my eye twitch and my head itch.

I can take 'em in pairs, but not a whole herd!


GravatarUmmm...this whole case smells like a setup to catch pedophiles. So no one was actually offering their daughter up over the net. Someone was playing undercover 8 yr old in the chat room. Hmmm?


GravatarThe Saudis would behead him.


Gravatarzombie flanders | 07.30.05 - 7:34 pm | #

yes


GravatarOf course he's a Reublican. Probably a regular church going "Christian too.


GravatarNow he's claiming that he was working "undercover". Wonder just how far he would have taken his investigation had it not been the police that showed up.

http://www.dallasnews.com/s/dws/ ...d.3194cc6f.html


GravatarHi,
you're invited to visit my Dessous, Babymoden and my Handy site.
fj


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