HULK SMASH!!!
Don't thread on me!
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Evening, JP...lotsa room here.
Oh, give me a home
Where the moonbats will roam
Where the beer and the alcohol flow...
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s soon as I start talking....
NTodd: German artillery?
Could be that a wormhole has opened in Green Hills, yeah...
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mena -- Fat Tire? Izzat the stuff with the Steadman illustrations?
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Heh...I noticed that Mena... you have impeccable timing.
I think we're alone, now...
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Jeez, had to go clean up the kitchen. Need to catch up on the thread below.
Threading water here.
Evening, evening moonbats
I think that SciFi movie delved deeply into the the lows of pop culture. The concept should have been rejected. Let me see, Vampire hunters in space? Right. Next,
Well, the topic of the last thread was so awful, I kinda stayed away. I hate stories like that.
The footprint of the American chickenhawk!
Oh, and shameless blogwhore.
Chimpy's friends in Saudi are still at it:
Sunday Times UK Osman, a 27-year-old asylum seeker from Ethiopia who has British citizenship, was arrested by Italian police at his brother’s flat in Rome after an international manhunt.
He is reported to have travelled to France via the Eurostar and then to Italy. Shortly before his arrest, Osman made one phone call to a Saudi Arabian mobile number.
Mena really does have the magic touch.
NTodd: German artillery?
Could be that a wormhole has opened in Green Hills, yeah...
Speaking of wormholes...didn't I pose the German arty hypothesis in another thread?
Now I've got zucchini bread in the oven and I have to start the bbq for the hamburgers... a woman's work is never done!
Man, I really HATE space vampires. They're a real problem.
Damn Jeffraham,
red and green neon thing kinda, youza!
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WoooooHoooooo!!
Mena really does have the magic touch.
Shhh...she's very sensitive about that.
DWD: Let me see, Vampire hunters in space? Right.
Wasn't there a Jason movie in space? Never saw it; assumed it was direct-to-video, sold only at overstock.com, like the anti-Michael Moore flicks.
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Me, I'm just waiting for my pizza to be delivered.
Man, I really HATE space vampires. They're a real problem.
Try space garlic and space crucifixes. Work like a charm.
Diane - ste your watch by me. 
Jeffra - no, I don't know which that is. This has a nice watercolor illus. on the label of a red bicycle. It's a delicious amber ale, made in, I'm sorry, Fort Collins, CO. I didn't know that. Oh well.
Me, I'm just waiting for my pizza to be delivered.
Toppings?
Thenbig problem with space vamires seems to be really boring space dialogue.
NTodd: Speaking of wormholes...didn't I pose the German arty hypothesis in another thread?
Yes; I am multitasking and cross-threading, tonight... all with one beer tied behind my back, I might add.
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From previous thread:
HAH! Screwed by the TSA, even in space!
Chris Tucker | Email | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 9:55 pm | #
Damn! Where the hell is Vondi, the German Space Tourist?
Chris Tucker | Email | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 9:55 pm | #
Don't forget, kids - "Duck Soup," 9 PM Pacific, midnite Eastern, on TCM.
"Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the freeeeeeeeeeee...!"
Man, I really HATE space vampires. They're a real problem.
Deadly kind of problem, if you ask the captain.
Fuckin' A, I'm the Captain.
Hot butch Asian babe is wearing a black bra!
mena: Jeffra - no, I don't know which that is. This has a nice watercolor illus. on the label of a red bicycle. It's a delicious amber ale, made in, I'm sorry, Fort Collins, CO. I didn't know that. Oh well.
The "Steadman" ale also has the word "tire" in it, IIRC. But, IMO, it is shite.
Any amber ale that's hoppy, is jiggy.
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Where the hell is Vondi, the German Space Tourist?
The fixtures in this space vampire ship look like they came from a space Home Depot.
Toppings?
NTodd
Da woiks.
Thin crust though, I'm trying to watch my weight a little.
I am multitasking and cross-threading, tonight... all with one beer tied behind my back, I might add.
Truly a Renaissance Man in the mold of da Vinci!
Fat Tire? Izzat the stuff with the Steadman illustrations?
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Nah, that's Flying Dog. Of "Doggy Style Ale" fame.
Shhh...she's very sensitive about that.
NTodd
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Yes, she goddamn well is!! You could say hello once in a while, ya know?
I'm trying to watch my weight a little.
Why? Where's it going?
The temperature has plunged to 76F, the windows are open, Arthur is snoring and the rain is dibbling away. Marvelous. Somebody in the neighborhood has creosote too.
NTodd: Truly a Renaissance Man in the mold of da Vinci!
More closely in the mold of The Comic Book Guy.
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I managed 3 pages of The Simarillion!
I'm reading it because I've read everything else in my house. Well, everything except that Kevin Phillips book on the Bush Dynasty. Baths are supposed to be relaxing.
And yes, I used lavender bubble bath.
There's a new Bill Maher show coming up on HBO.. I guess I'll have to miss the space vampires.
Rosa is a bloodthirsty little thing!
"I'M FULL OF TINIER VAMPIRE LEECHES!"
Vampire space slugs? Yecch.
The fixtures in this space vampire ship look like they came from a space Home Depot.
I hate their Space Lighting Department. Way too bright and too many choices.
Thin crust though, I'm trying to watch my weight a little.
Coming to EschaCon? Me, I'm planning on riding my bike starting Monday. 700 miles a day.
The temperature has plunged to 76F
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Ah, I remember those days....
SteveLG: Nah, that's Flying Dog. Of "Doggy Style Ale" fame.
Ah yes! It's "Tire Biter Ale," then, yes? Insipid stuff. Truly marginal, but the Steadman made me have to try it... once.
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I'm trying to watch my weight a little.
Why? Where's it going?
©smalfish
Same place as Forrest Gump's war wound.
Now, we struggle most of the year to get UP to the 70's.
Me, I'm planning on riding my bike starting Monday. 700 miles a day.
Cool. You'll be in Alaska in under a week!
What the hell?
Was that really Triumph, The Comic Insult Vampire Space Slug in that dude's chest?
Vampire space slugs? Yecch.
Taking vampire slugs, no less!
"S'allright?"
'S'allright!"
Senor Wences, VAMPIRE HUNTER!
GWPDA - that sounds heavenly.
We've gotten hot again and dry.
Same place as Forrest Gump's war wound.
Running?
At last! A thread where I'm not two hours behind. You folks are just too prolific.
Jeff:
I will vouch for Fat Tire as good stuff. Been around for about two years here in N. Calif. Cool picture of an old bike is the logo.
Selah.
CAGary
And yes, I used lavender bubble bath.
Elitist liberal swine!
Same place as Forrest Gump's war wound.
On TV? In front of the President?
Same place as Forrest Gump's war wound.
On TV? In front of the President?
Yes, she goddamn well is!! You could say hello once in a while, ya know?
Hello!
More closely in the mold of The Comic Book Guy.
Worst. Open thread. Everrrrrr.
I managed 3 pages of The Simarillion!
Quick: who are the Children of Iluvatar?
We've gotten hot again and dry.
Alas, we've only gotten hot and stickier.
Diane has played ONE too many rounds of Katamari Damacy, I fear.
Insipid stuff. Truly marginal, but the Steadman made me have to try it... once.
Pretty damned ordinary, to be sure.
But I did like the little slogans on the six pack carriers and bottle caps that said things like: "Bad People Drink Bad Beer."
And yes, I used lavender bubble bath.
That stuff puts me to sleep. When I get out of the tub, I can barely dry off and stagger to the bed.
You'll be in Alaska in under a week!
I thought EschaCon was in Philly...
It was a bunch of fun to be in the pool while the rain rained down.
Quick: who are the Children of Iluvatar?
You mean Manwe and his homies and bitches?
Oh sure, just abandon me.. 
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I am (perhaps temporarily) in for the second half of the Space Vampire Liveblogging. The shadowy and mysterious Codename V. is quite appalled and, well, underwhelmed.
I thought EschaCon was in Philly...
You did'nt get the memo?
Alas, we've only gotten hot and stickier.
And Leon's gotten larrrrrger....
Weight control: no snacks. Two meals a day (make them yourself).
Benefits: you can drink all the beer you want and not gain weight.
The shadowy and mysterious Codename V. is quite appalled and, well, underwhelmed.
V. is . . .
what the fuck? the slug talks?!
They're not even *trying* to make it not look like a hand.
Codename V. is calling it Pepi The Vampire Space Prawn.
Unfortunately, I am reduced to ordering pizza from Pizza Hut because I got banned by the good place. I was cleaning a .38 special revolver to sell to a friend of mine and still had the gun in my hand when the poor delivery man arrived.
NTodd - Elves and men are the children of Illuvatar.
I rather like The Silmarilion, but it took a couple tries before I did.
FYI, Bill Maher on HBO
Two meals a day (make them yourself).
You eat meals? Two of them? Interesting.
El Gato Negro, is a vampire space alien?
The set decoration is cheap, but the special FX are pretty cool.
WTF! A talking space vampire slug? Somebody must have obtained some space acid and watched "Brain Damage."
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It was a bunch of fun to be in the pool while the rain rained down.
I love swimming in the rain!
yeah yeah, long walks on the beach, blah blah blah...
Coming to EschaCon? Me, I'm planning on riding my bike starting Monday. 700 miles a day.
NTodd
Vampirehunter fight!!!
GWPDA- I love swimming in the rain.
Also in the sun, in the middle of the night, when it's hot and the water's cold, when it's cold and the water's hot....
So, they're, like, vampire revolutionaries?
Michael Ironside?!
POWER TO THE VAMPEOPLE!!!
You mean Manwe and his homies and bitches?
You read more than 3 pages.
You did'nt get the memo?
I knew it. I always get invited to fake parties when all the cool kids hang out somewhere else. Middle and High School all over again...
You mean Manwe and his homies and bitches?
You read more than 3 pages.
You did'nt get the memo?
I knew it. I always get invited to fake parties when all the cool kids hang out somewhere else. Middle and High School all over again...
yeah yeah, long walks on the beach, blah blah blah...
watertiger - Somehow that come off as well when you substitute long walks on the treadmill at 20% elevation until your heart rate reaches 125.
So, are Deluises one of the vampire species, then?
El Gato Negro, is a vampire space alien?
Is that like the mexican Blackula?
12" of paradise!
Evening, moonbats.
GWPDA - didja get the recipes I sent?
Ahianne is a tired puppy. Trudged thru downtown, Boneyfiddle, and the Hilltop for Hackett today.
Somebody must have obtained some space acid and watched "Brain Damage."
Fielding -
It's my turn to take a bath. I think I'll from there to Hogwarts.
Ciao, Batses. Sweet dreams.
May I just say - fuck haloscan?
*ahem*...as I was saying:
Me, I'm planning on riding my bike starting Monday. 700 miles a day.
NTodd
flory, Contributing Editorix
Since you were supposed to start last week - that's an extra 160 miles per day.
And yes, I used lavender bubble bath.
Elitist liberal swine!
Thersites
Pshaw!!
Woman of extraordinary good taste and discretion.
(says the moonbat carrying her glass of wine to her lavendar scented tub)
"Bloodsuckers." Now this is camp!
The insane xian relatives with the little crosses standing on their shoulders are about to meet, not just the drunken boys from the booze-up, but Miranda Richardson as Good Queen Bess, in the hall closet.
Great Boo's Up!
I like sex in the rain. Hmmmm....Long walks on the beach are OK too.
that come off as well
that doesn't come off as well....
I have got to put a better light on the desk here...
Way to go, Ahianne!
Eli--you're here! I thought you were in SC!
Is this entertainment or what?
Wasn't there a Jason movie in space? Never saw it; assumed it was direct-to-video, sold only at overstock.com, like the anti-Michael Moore flicks.
No, it was in the theatres for a short time. It was horrible, but it had a few good moments. And it featured Lexa Doig. After I have enslaved your race and disembowelled that goofy husband of hers, I shall make her my queen.
12" of paradise!
Chris Tucker
Are we still talking about pizza?
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Congrats to Ahianne! Go Blue!
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greetings!
Tena,
The Simarillion was interesting after many journeys through the Lord of the Rings, because it filled in so much foundation. But it was a slog in many spots.
Selah.
CAGary
This is so touching.
I'm all verklempt.
I would SO do Rosa!
Just saying...
I'm not even puttin on Maher. He'll probably say something that pisses me off, and I don't want to ruin my mellow.
10% of Wal-Mart's Arizona workforce is taking advantage of the state's healthcare plan for poor people: http://www.azcentral.com/
arizona...30ahcccs30.html
Wal-Mart employs 28,000+ workers, and is the state's largest employer. 2800 of those workers are on AHCCS. Other large fast food and supermarket outfits are also on the list. The state itself has 500 people on AHCCS rather on state insurance.
Approximately 1 million Arizonans are on AHCCS. Half of those people work. I wonder how many of us Arizonans have "regular" insurance, given the number of elderly here in the state that are Medicare and so on.
Of course, Wal-Mart disputes the figure, but the truth of the matter is that Wal-Mart's cheapest insurance costs $40 a month and has a $1,100 deductible. And that's for one person.
This chaps my hide because another super Mall-Wart is going in not far from where I live (along with a Bass Pro). As I told my father, why can't Mesa get quality jobs, not these jobs that don't pay a living wage?? He doesn't see a problem. (shakes head)
Hi Ya'll -
There's still room on the comment thread of Bitchfest Contest. In the second update, you can follow the link to find NTodd in the outfit he's going to wear while singing at EschaCon.
I am! Codename V. and I are watching it and liveblogging.
Do we have an explanation of why the hot vampire babe is a vampirehunter yet?
Karin's thoughts on good times to go swimming remind me of Madame Bollinger's on good times to drink Champagne:
"I drink Champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad," said Madame Bollinger, one of the grandes dames of Champagne. "Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company, I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise, I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty."
By the way, I hope all you bath-takers aren't using up all the hot water.
GWPDA - didja get the recipes I sent?
Ahianne, I did, they're sitting on the counter, waiting to be made. I had to deal with the ground turkey today however - but soon.
Are we still talking about pizza?
We were talking about *pizza*?
"Jeff:
I will vouch for Fat Tire as good stuff. Been around for about two years here in N. Calif. Cool picture of an old bike is the logo.
Selah."
Gary and Jeffraham--indeed. Very delicious.
Ahianne is a tired puppy. Trudged thru downtown, Boneyfiddle, and the Hilltop for Hackett today.
Ahianne
Yay, Ahianne!!!
Glass of wine, perhaps? We have pinot noir and pinot grigio. Or beer if you prefer.
"12 inches..." was a Confederacy of Dunces riff, inspired by the hot dog cart.
"You eat meals? Two of them? Interesting."
--GWPDA
Well yes, usually a "meal" between breakfast and lunch (brunch?), and then dinner, around 6 or 7pm.
I hope you are not mocking me, since I really like everything I read that you write.
I think it's time for the Hot Vampire Sex...
By the way, I hope all you bath-takers aren't using up all the hot water.
Nope. Ran a cool bath. Was hot here today.
Since you were supposed to start last week - that's an extra 160 miles per day.
I can totally do that.
Hot Vampire Babe on the prowl!
MeeeeeeOW!
We were talking about *pizza*?
watertiger
Yeh,
I'm waiting for mine to be delivered.
I love swimming in the rain!
yeah yeah, long walks on the beach, blah blah blah...
What about pina coladas?
I would SO do Rosa!
Just saying...
Thats the leatherclad blood sucker, right?
Oh ya!
"Hello, I'm Basil Exposition, here to tell you about the Hot Vampire Babe backstory."
Sallyh: Gary and Jeffraham--indeed. Very delicious.
Ah, I'll probably never see it here, unfortunately. I've also never seen Red Nectar Ale, here, and it is delish. Lots o' great ales made on the left coast never make it here. I thought I'd died and gone to Stovokor when SNPA and Redhook became available here.
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and here i've been hang'n out on NTodds blog looking at raptors and zephyr, mmm zephyr. while all the action is happening over here.
every day i tell myself i'm not coming back here until they hand out indictments (this place will be hopping then), but that could be awhile.
it fuck'n better happen.
I eat like a hobbit: breaky, 2nd breaky, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, supper...
What about pina coladas?
Rupert Holmes, another denizen of my home town, along with "a Mr. Richard Feder".
Ah, our explanation!
Did anyone make heads or tails of it?
Chris T--are you expousing that story?
Hot Vampire Babe is looking a lot like Talisa Soto in Vampirella...
I'm all verklempt.
Eli
I realize they're working a strict budget, but this seems like a 1-hour show padded out with.. long.. painful.. dialogue.
WTG, Ahianne! Sure hope it pays off. My worry is repigs have no problem with voting for senile(Bunning) insane(OK Sen) corrupt(DeLay) goons, so Schmidt might be right up their alley.
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Rosa is the hot butch Asian babe.
Space vampires in fetish gear who find captains interesting are a neat twist.
What happened with the talking space vampire slug again? And why did it have an Eastern European accent?
Then again, all these hot vampire babes look alike to me.
Ya know, a vampire babe should be really good at, um, sucking...
I hope you are not mocking me, since I really like everything I read that you write.
mer
No, I'm always interested in the way people eat - honest. I've got a whole bunch of metabolic issues that have screwed up how I eat pretty good - so it's illuminating to see how other folks function.
"It would be my pleasure to relax you."
And then they go to commercial? WTF?
And why did it have an Eastern European accent?
I thought it sounded like the worm guys from MIB.
BRUUUUUUCE!
Eli--dude, you so have to watch out for the teeth.
Did anyone make heads or tails of it?
I think because she was born to formerly human scientists who had been vampirized, she didn't fully embrace the Vampire Ethos.
Or something...
What happened with the talking space vampire slug again? And why did it have an Eastern European accent?
THat was eastern European?
I coulda sworn it was spanish.
Well, truth in advertising people --
Space vampire dialogue genuinely does suck...
and here i've been hang'n out on NTodds blog looking at raptors and zephyr, mmm zephyr.
You can have the raptor, but Zephyr's mine. She's got a camp not too far from the Fortress of Solitude. Downside: she's likely going to run for Congress, and I don't think having a wonderful, torrid affair with a married C-list blogger who doesn't like the Democratic party will help her campaign.
I am so happy about this Frist switcheroo that I can barely contain myself.
There is so much good that will come out of this... both political and substantive.
For one, we already have our 08 anti-Frist slogan...
"flip-flop, flip-flop!"
Eli--dude, you so have to watch out for the teeth.
Which ones?
Oh ya!
TIdal wave. Next week on Scifi!
Be there or .... miss it.
Jeff:
I got burned out on Sierra Nevada awhile ago. Luckily, as you say, there are many FINE micros available here.
Selah.
Senor Wences, VAMPIRE HUNTER!
Chris Tucker
With Topo Gigio to carry the stakes?
Codename V. is finding the Burger King guys in chicken suits scarier than the space vampires.
And where's Hootie?
Nope. Ran a cool bath. Was hot here today.
watertiger, you should have come for a swim out in New Jersey.
"It would be my pleasure to relax you."
And then they go to commercial? WTF?
Sallyh
They never show doobie smokin' on TV nowadays.
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I thought it sounded like the worm guys from MIB.
I still say, Triumph the Comedy Insult Talking Space Vampire Slug.
Uses the same technology to create the effect, too...
"It would be my pleasure to relax you."
And then they go to commercial? WTF?
You did'nt actually expect the guy to , ummm, get laid did ya?
Fielding, you be much better off watching Blackadder. Miranda is spectacular. "Fisrst I'm going to have a little drinky, then I'm going to execute the whole bally lot of you".
Rupert Holmes, another denizen of my home town...
...wrote two of the worst songs ever committed to vinyl: "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" and "Timothy" which was recorded by The Buoys.
There's a very toasty place waiting for Mr. Holmes in my personal hell.
...seems a shame to have this conversation without simels in attendance, however.
Thers, what the hell is your gravatar?
That's an awfully funny-looking shoebat.
maher's show on hbo has been nothing but ripping bushco with a vengeance i haven't really seen from him before.
it's quite satisfying to watch.
Eli--dude, you so have to watch out for the teeth.
Which ones?
Canines?
uh oh... one of our stalwart coalition buddies, just told the chimp, to pack his bags and take a hike...i guess that, Uzbekistan just didn't like the democratic crusade that da chimp & co was pushing...
I don't read the Daily Howler much but what's on there now on Plamegate is an all but unreadable mass of parsing and dialectic hair-splitting.
....must have caffeine.....
CAGary: I got burned out on Sierra Nevada awhile ago. Luckily, as you say, there are many FINE micros available here.
The reason I probably haven't yet is because it's too expensive to consume on a regular basis (at least, for a guy looking at Month 26 of no employment; when I was making $60K/yr., I was having pints of it regularly, at the Broadway Brewhouse).
The fine micor here is Red Springs Ale, @ Blackstone, on West End Ave. I'll put it up against anything I've ever quaffed. Sadly, you have to be on-site to enjoy it.
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She was talking about sex?
I totally missed that!
So who here is going to order that damed bowflex?
GO on, dont be afraid to tell the group.
Thers, what the hell is your gravatar?
That's an awfully funny-looking shoebat.
It is of course the beautiful and brilliant and much-lamented Kirsty MacColl.
Well, *that* totally sucks...
Um, so to speak.
OOO, Vampiric sex!
Didn't I see this in "Demolition Man"?
"Sex with you would be inappropriate."
Um, yeah.
They have candles on a spaceship?
So... vampire sex involves hallucinating the Paris Hilton sex video?
"It would be my pleasure to relax you."
And then they go to commercial?
"...if a relaxing moment turns into the right moment..."
"Science fiction movies lasting over four hours, while unusual, are abnormal and require the immediate attention of a hot medical babe..."
So who here is going to order that damed bowflex?
Whenever I see a Bowflex ad, all I can thiunk of is what would happen if one of the connectors broke and a fully "feexed" bow came springing back.
BOIIING!!!
So, were the actors having *real* vampiric sex, or was it simulated?
Why do vampire chicks think Matchbox-20-esque but even crappier music is sexy?
Uh oh, asian babe...MAD!
They have candles on a spaceship?
In case the power goes out.
Rosa is SO jealous!
Yeah, Rosa, she REALLY needs a good, hard, "locked and loading!"
"Sex with you would be inappropriate."
Man, I hate when that happens.
Eli - what is this Codename V. of which you speak?
"Sex with no touching" - good for him, not so good for the guys at the space laundromat.
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Squad 51, squad 51. Fire at ice station zebra.
Ya know, a vampire babe should be really good at, um, sucking...
Eli
Baby, take your teeth out, I will recline
Baby, take your teeth out, It'll be fine
Baby, take your teeth out, there aint nothing left to talk about
FZ
Eli - what is this Codename V. of which you speak?
http://codenamev.blogspot.com
So, were the actors having *real* vampiric sex, or was it simulated?
I think the vampires are doing their own acting.
so vampire sex is just . . . thinking about sex?
what a cop-out.
We don't have enough power, Captain! We need more dylithium crystals!
I think some kind of bad spaceship thingy is happening.
I was hors de combat yesterday from a killer cold, so it's time for Belated Baby Blogging, Birthday edition!
I cant hold it, shes breaking up, shes breaking up!
So, were the actors having *real* vampiric sex, or was it simulated?
9 Vampire Songs?
Eli - what is this Codename V. of which you speak?
http://codenamev.blogspot.com
I think Eli's sweet on V.
And where's Hootie?
Eli
Which one, Sapperticker or Blowfish?
The last thing the space vampires would expect is for us to totally commit suicide by attacking them!
It's brilliant!
Rosa needs to get a grip already.
""...if a relaxing moment turns into the right moment..."
Maybe they're using vampire Cialis.
Selah.
speaking of gravatars, how come Fielding Mellish's gravatar is Kent's kitty? (on the thread below)Is haloscan messing with us again?
Fielding, you be much better off watching Blackadder.
mena
I've got 3 of the DVDs, including the Elizabethean season. And yes, the episode with the false breasts is among my favorites. I also like Brian Blessed as the unbalanced lusty warrior.
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Maybe they're using vampire Cialis.
Viacula.
Whenever I see a bowflex ad, I think of WICKERMAN!
[Fire dancers torch a giant Wicker Man, about 35 feet in height, which took two weeks to build, at the climax of the Wickerman Festival, Kirkcudbright, Scotland at midnight Saturday July 23, 2005.]
Oh Lord, nobody tell Holden. Eleanor got a Sparkle Pony for her birthday. A Pink one.
I think Eli's sweet on V.
I think Eli's one pretty damn lucky dude.
Ohhhhhh! BURN on the hot butch Asian babe!
"Have fun storming the castle"???
A *Princess Bride* reference????
Oh now that looked real.
Who draws these sets anyway?
Wait... so when you fool around with a vampire chick, it's really you're having sex with your wife alla time?
Kewl.
Have to admit, I haven't laughed at a Scifi movie so hard since Mansquito.
I was going to e-mail Holden personally to point out Eleanor's four sparkle ponies.
I think Eli's one pretty damn lucky dude.
Ditto.
Codename V. suggests that maybe the new captain's father was slaughtered by a six-fingered vamp.
Can this giant Slim-Whitman type person get eaten already?
Wait... so when you fool around with a vampire chick, it's really you're having sex with your wife alla time?
Kewl.
What if your wife *is* a vampire chick? *Then* what do you do?
Otter--and a beauty Miss Eleanor is!
How much do you wanna bet one of the cast members is responsible for the poignant ballad?
Hey, if Keanu can do it..
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I had to, am glad to...
Vampire slayers against Bush
(and we need them more than ever)
http://tinyurl.com/93598
Rosa needs to get a grip already.
She just wants to be loved.
I like the planet they landed on. They only need hang out a few minutes and they'll meet a landing party from some Star Trek series or other.
Evening All,
so our friends, the Uzbeks are kicking us out of their country. We'll have to find anoter place to have our prisoners boiled, I guess.
She just wants to be loved.
Can't he just *tell* her he had hot vampire sex with her? How would she know the difference?
"She just wants to be loved>"
Reporting for duty!
Can't he just *tell* her he had hot vampire sex with her? How would she know the difference?
He's a doofus.
speaking of gravatars, how come Fielding Mellish's gravatar is Kent's kitty? (on the thread below)Is haloscan messing with us again?
Karin
I just see my happy kitty, and Kent's normal Cletus (that doesn't sound right). I had to clear the cache to see it after changing back, however. Inscrutable are the ways of the gravatar.
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OK, that is one disturbing SciFi interstitial promo.
Reporting for duty!
Your soldier needs to be at attention.before she'll acknowledge you.
Obviously, I should cut all my hair off and dye it lavender. That's the way to get the boys!
Your soldier needs to be at attention.before she'll acknowledge you.
Present... arm!
OK, that is one disturbing SciFi interstitial promo.
Yes, yes it was. Blowing into a chihuahua's anus. Tsk tsk. Where's Santorum?
Yes, yes it was. Blowing into a chihuahua's anus. Tsk tsk. Where's Santorum?
That wasn't him?
Thanks, all. flory, I'll have a nice dark stout if you please. GWPDA, I figured you wouldn't have had time to try them yet, just wanted to make sure you got them. Which you did.
"Where's Santorum?"
All over his lips?
"Where's Santorum?"
All over his lips?
Obviously, I should cut all my hair off and dye it lavender. That's the way to get the boys!
Not all of the dearie, not all of them.
The captain's plan seems to be working out perfectly. I assume that plan was to walk around in the desert getting a wicked sunburn until they get eaten by vampires.
I think Thers is about to get his wish any second now...
I like the planet they landed on. They only need hang out a few minutes and they'll meet a landing party from some Star Trek series or other.
Hopefully it's not that Garden of Eden planet where the soil is acidic and the fruit kills you.
The Slim Whitman one, that is...
Sorry.
Golly jeepers, Jim! I feel all left out of the SciFi thang. But that's okay. I got to see a really bad movie this afternoon.
.
Obviously, I should cut all my hair off and dye it lavender. That's the way to get the boys!
I prolly shouldn't say this with that lout Thers in the room, but I kinda like you the way you are.
The hell?
Dude, it's a 42-foot vampire mummy!
Wheee! They're on a happy fun space vampire slide!
"...and the fruit kills you."
Ohm swell, now you;ve gone and done it!
Incog will be here shortly to denounce all of us evil hetero scum.
"...and the fruit kills you."
Ohm swell, now you;ve gone and done it!
Incog will be here shortly to denounce all of us evil hetero scum.
Oh thats right. Like I'm going to kick a giant ant ill and expect to find a freeking hole in the ground. Where its likely to be fulll of vampires.
NTodd: Hopefully it's not that Garden of Eden planet where the soil is acidic and the fruit kills you.
Space Hippies! How horrid!
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Otter's back & with cute pictures of Eleanor, fielding has the kitty back, reasonable temps in GWPDA's world...most is well with the world
Are they taking this in a 2001 sort of direction? Of The Usual Suspects? Or perhaps, Bride of the Atomic Monster?
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Incog will be here shortly to denounce all of us evil hetero scum.
He certainly has a pear, doesn't he? I think it would apple-ase him to see heteros in orange jumpsuits...
Arthur wants to protect me while this small rain rains down, so it's beddy-byes all round. Sweet dreams.
I'd like to see the outtakes from that epi, where the Space Hippies smoke that awesome Wormhole Weed with Mr. Spock, and he gets the giggles...
.
So what is this Jessica Simpson vampire freindly thing going on now?
Oh no! Captain Gung-Ho is a vampire!
What a dilemma!
Captain Vampire, Kronos Hunter!
Huh, what?
Bride of the Atomic Monster
"Poison's still fresh...three days."
so our friends, the Uzbeks are kicking us out of their country. We'll have to find another place to have our prisoners boiled, I guess.
Yup, evicted with 6 months notice. Which is more than I ever got, BTW.
Do you think it was the loud parties that did it? Or were they late paying the rent?
I think the big benefit is the dental plan.
How long until Cap'n Hunk runs into his dead wife?
So what is this Jessica Simpson vampire freindly thing going on now?
Thersites
a daisy duke vampire?
So... annoying characters don't die but come back as smug self-righteous eco-vampires?
Swell.
Obviously, I should cut all my hair off and dye it lavender.
And then, what, knit something out of it? Oh, you mean your scalp. Silly me.
a daisy duke vampire?
Dracs Of Hazzard?
Hmmm.. somebody named "Churchill" advocating collaboration with a faction hated by most. I've been reading too many blogs, or else am just suffering from metaphoritis.
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You can kiss my assertiveness...
Impressive.
This has just gone over the top.
Maybe I should start throwing people into walls for Christmas. Much cheaper than all that material crap.
I'd like to see the outtakes from that epi, where the Space Hippies smoke that awesome Wormhole Weed with Mr. Spock, and he gets the giggles...
Spock: duuuuude, that's so not logical.
Russian Space Hippy Chick: meeester Spock, vee haf found dat zee soda can is round...and has a reeem.
Spock: whoa!
Chekov: if I told you you had a nice body, vuld you hold eeet against me?
Jeff:
I don't think we're missing much. Mrs. Gary is watching the vampire movie in the next room. From what I can hear, and the comments, it seems to be extra goofy.
Selah.
This has just gone over the top.
It's vamped the shark?
what the FUCK is going on in this movie? the blonde chick is the vampire captain's wife?
i'm so lost. but not that upset about it.
Come to the dark side. Join us and together we'll rule the galaxy.
Stop me if you've heard this before.
I was a bit pissed at Washington Week In Review when the presstitute reporting on the Plame outing story was directly asked "what did we learn about this State Dept. memo," and she utterly failed to mention the "secret -- no foreign" designations... grrrr!
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WTF was Traitor Girl expecting???
Now the blonde is playing Andrew Sullivan..
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Pompous self-rightious babe is SO going to get it!
Vampires hate vegetarians!
Good to know!
"Vegitarian!"
Oh, like that was a big surprise!
watertiger,
I missed the first 45 minutes. And you know what? I'm not upset about that.
jeffraham--well, you won't waste time laughing at a badly done flick 
Garrick Utley, since i was thinking about zephyr, and stealing her away from a C rate blogger like NTodd, who of course could do nothing but ruin her chance for a congressional seat, i considered my chances via my rapidly declining hair line. now i know it's vain, but i always liked Garrick Utley and i figure what the hell he's bald but he's handsome. found these transcripts most interesting. first link is from 1999.
"Each technology moves in the direction in which it has the largest marginal advantage," he said. "TV is going to become even more emotional and emotive. And text -- online or in the newspaper -- is where you'll get your information fixes."
not sure what date this Podcast? is from, but he postulates in an anecdote that CNN would give him about 1:30 mins. to get the story done, that's just about the time i tuned out.
This has just gone over the top.
No.
Vegetarian!
Now it has.
WTF was Traitor Girl expecting???
Ok, somehow, my feed is behind some of you guys.
I think this head vampire's big problem is overacting...
"Vegetarian!"
Oh, poopie...
If they're trying to pretend this is a metaphor or sumpin' I'm going to be kicking some Sci-Fi writer ass...
what the FUCK is going on in this movie? the blonde chick is the vampire captain's wife?
Different blonde chick.
At least there are no 42-foot bowflex wicker vampires.
Yet.
You can have the raptor, but Zephyr's mine.
*ahem*
You thought I was relaxing in the bath and not paying attention - didn't you?
"At least there are no 42-foot bowflex wicker vampires.
Yet."
Hope springs eternal, and all that sort of thing.
They've got another 10 minutes to go.
Oh god, are you guys live-blogging
Bloodsuckers?
This movie is boldly going to dumb places no one has gone before.
Golly jeepers, Jim! I feel all left out of the SciFi thang. But that's okay. I got to see a really bad movie this afternoon.
Barbara Eden as an ex-biker chick?
That's some casting.
BTW, I think the 42-foot vampire mummy looked a little bit like an evil clown...
Steve--well, it's Saturday night original Scifi movie time...
Doh, sometimes its pretty smart ot got to live feed and turn off the delay.
Oh god, are you guys live-blogging
Bloodsuckers?
Mais, bien sur, mon ami!
Good thing all those empty boxes were there!
Can this giant Slim-Whitman type person get eaten already?
From our Department of Sentences
We Never Thought We'd See.....
You thought I was relaxing in the bath and not paying attention - didn't you?
WiFi is the scourge of the human race. Or at least my chances at having multiple dates to EschaCon. I mean, erm...multiple radio shows.
General Zod--would you be willing to do...dreadful things to my daughter's bf? I will pay you extra if you keep it clean and unnoticeable, but obviously, this is not the primary concern.
This movie is boldly going to dumb places no one has gone before.
Codename V. says Mansquito was dumber.
Rule 1 of Vampire Fight Club...
"Do yourself a favor... AND DIE!"
Why do the space vampires have a space warehouse filled with empty cardboard boxes?
Man, the vampire captain is like some kind of REALLY hostile mime!
I hesitate to say this, but do the trolls all get Sat night off?
Selah.
was that coloniel kurtz I saw in te background?
Or at least my chances at having multiple dates to EschaCon.
You two timing vampire slug!
Codename V. says Mansquito was dumber.
I think I have to agree.
CAGary--often they don't appear till after they think their mommies are in bed.
It's Electronica Vampire Dance Party!
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Matthew--where's the little dude, and how much damage has he wrought today?
Vondi is on the side of HUmanity?
"Vegetarian!"
So are we gonna get to see someone actually suck blood out of a turnip?
I hesitate to say this, but do the trolls all get Sat night off?
No, they get off on Sat night.
I'm going to assume we've teased out the what-if comic premise of Johnny Depp rather than Peter Deluise in this movie....
I totally want the vampire babe on my team.
Um, because she kicks so much ass, of course...
Being a space vampire mostly seems to involve going "baaaaa-haaaaa!!!!" a lot.
ah good. more spurting blood.
Die, you freakin' vampire mime!
DIE, already!
Got some stuff to do before "Duck Soup" at 9. Thanks for letting me play.
Selah.
I'm going to assume we've teased out the what-if comic premise of Johnny Depp rather than Peter Deluise in this movie....
Have there been any 21 Vamp Street comments yet?
Sallyh,
He's been helping me paint the upstairs bathroom...trying to get ready for the au pair.
he got to play with marble madness for the first time today and he loved it. Sleping now...its 11 where we're at.
I'm going to assume we've teased out the what-if comic premise of Johnny Depp rather than Peter Deluise in this movie....
Was there ever a question?
And that mustache? jeeze....
You two timing vampire slug!
Please. I'm trying to be a five-timing vampire slug.
Oooooh! BURN on YOU Muco!
y'know, if a dude was walking around my neighborhood in that hat, he'd be batting for the other team.
Why was the bald dude head vampire wearing a gold lame chainmail bustier?
colonial kurtz is dead
Codename V. says Mansquito was dumber.
But this had better softcore.
None of the chick vampire hunters managed to run around in their undies though. That's an artistic failure.
Freedom is on the March in Pakistan!
"They told me to be quiet and not to tell anybody because it would ruin my reputation," Dr. Shazia remembers. One official warned that if she reported the [rape], she could be arrested.
That was a genuine risk. Under Pakistan's hudood laws, a woman who reports that she has been raped is liable to be arrested for adultery or fornication - since she admits to sex outside of marriage - unless she can provide four male eyewitnesses to the rape. Dr. Shazia wasn't sure she dared to report the crime, but she begged for permission to contact her family. So, she says, officials drugged her into a stupor and then confined her in a psychiatric hospital in Karachi.
. . . "When I treat rape victims, I tell the girls not to go to the police," Dr. Shershah Syed, a prominent gynecologist in Karachi, told me. "Because if she goes to the police, the police will rape her."
I totally want the vampire babe on my team.
Um, because she kicks so much ass, of course...
What's her OBP?
Um, because she kicks so much ass, of course...
Your just saying that for posterities sake. You can't fool us.
Oh, you guys are watching SciFi channel again?
But I want to talk politix!
Being a space vampire mostly seems to involve going "baaaaa-haaaaa!!!!" a lot.
Thersites
Trolls are really space vampires! Well, maybe hamster space vampires.
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y'know, if a dude was walking around my neighborhood in that hat, he'd be batting for the other team.
If a chick was walking around my neighborhood in a butch-lavender haircut... she'd be seeing a lot of cows.
But I want to talk politix!
Politix? Which one was he?
wtfwjd?
I gave up and flipped on sci-fi
General Zod,
Regarding Sallyh's request for daughter's boyfriend eliminations:
Do you give volume discounts? I have one for you as well.
Karin: Barbara Eden as an ex-biker chick?
That's some casting.
Yer tellim' me! I LMAO when I saw that it scored just under 5 stars (out of 10) at imdb's rating pool... haw!
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They're lesbians?
Like a shmuck, I've been watching
The Forgotten, with Julianne Moore.
Pretty stupid....you guys must have
had much more fun....
Oh, you guys are watching SciFi channel again?
But I want to talk politix!
It's Saturday night. Take a break.
YES! Hot Lesbo Vampire Imaginary Sex!
None of the chick vampire hunters managed to run around in their undies though. That's an artistic failure.
Whoa...
Agreed.
Yo ho, me hearties! *sproinngg*
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OMG! The short-haired Asian chick is totally gay! Wow!
right. that explains her anger.
she's a dyke.
I have a thing for hot lesbian vampires.
I'm just watching LOTR.
ah. Napoleon Dynamite on Cinemax.
Eli - what is this Codename V. of which you speak?
i haven't been there in awhile, but if you like superior writing about culture. that's a kick ass blog.
here i am all going on about Garrick Utley, and everyone totally immersed in vampires.
alien resurrection is on AMC
alien erection is on cinemax
I have a thing for hot lesbian vampires.
[head pops up![]
Gen. Zod, his name, address, picture, and a briefcase of unmarked bills will be at any coordinates you specify.
'Night, Bats!
I'm just watching LOTR.
Again?!
You know?! There ARE other movies.
oh, reality bites on WE
I must have outgrown SNL. I watch it, but it's just not as funny to me as it was when I was drinking heavily and smoking a lot of weed.
Alrighty now. Thiis next one is about human sacrifice.
Can we get it to star our president?
You know?! There ARE other movies.
Now I'm watching Dagon, which I can't even say without feeling like Boomhauer.
"You know?! There ARE other movies."
Yeah! Like "Office Space".
Which is my Apres SciFi Liveblogging treat for tonight.
y'know, if a dude was walking around my neighborhood in that hat, he'd be batting for the other team.
So space vampires have the power to show cheesy Skinemax mental porn, sometimes with a lesbo twist?
Are they cheaper than Time Warner?
Man, I feel like my life has been sucked out of me. I'm sleepy. So goodnight, vampire batties. If there's any hot lesbian vampire sex on this thread while I'm asleep, for the love of all you deem holy, please somebody send me video.
Eli - what is this Codename V. of which you speak?
i haven't been there in awhile, but if you like superior writing about culture. that's a kick ass blog.
here i am all going on about Garrick Utley, and everyone totally immersed in vampires.
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charley,
I don't get to see many movies, so I depend on Codename V's re-telling of them. I find that quicker and more entertaining.
Yeah! Like "Office Space".
Which is my Apres SciFi Liveblogging treat for tonight.
Office Space Vampires?
poopie
.
You know?! There ARE other movies.
©smalfish, Vampire killer
I read your words, but when I put them together, they make no sense!
Seriously, though, it's background watching whilst I work on my diss.
And I love Dagon by the way! And so cannot watch the Scifi bastardized version.
K mary, heres your thinly clothed hot science babe.
"12 inches..." was a Confederacy of Dunces riff, inspired by the hot dog cart.
Confederacy of Dunces ...
one of my top 10 favs EVER
Now I'm watching Dagon, which I can't even say without feeling like Boomhauer.
Eli
On one hand, there's Lovecraft (presumably); OTOH, there's - eek - Brian Yuzna.
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I hesitate to say this, but do the trolls all get Sat night off?
Selah.
CAGary
SciFi liveblogging and puns are two proven trool killers.
Oh, you guys are watching SciFi channel again?
But I want to talk politix!
It's no use when they get like this.
Karin,
It's true, alas. But there's a certain vibe to it that's a ton of fun.
Next week on Sci Fish Channel; Killer Clams From Chowder Space!
Don't fail to miss it...
OTOH, there's - eek - Brian Yuzna.
Directed by Stuart "Re-Animator" Gordon, who does Lovecraft better (or at least more enjoyably) than almost anyone else.
Granted, that's not saying much, but Re-Animator really was great.
SciFi liveblogging and puns are two proven trool killers.
And I understand why they don't get the puns, but why wouldn't wingnuts like sci-fi? Maybe they just hate to see people having fun.
Next week on Sci Fish Channel; Killer Clams From Chowder Space!
Better yet, TIDAL WAVE.
We're gonna flush it all away.
And I understand why they don't get the puns, but why wouldn't wingnuts like sci-fi? Maybe they just hate to see people having fun.
I can only assume that due to their inability to separate fiction from reality, they find movies like Mansquito and Bloodsuckers utterly terrifying.
Remember -- vulgarity is no
substitute for wit.
Karin,
Once in a while, a concern troll will show up and tell us how we're destroying the republic with our lack of seriousness.
but why wouldn't wingnuts like sci-fi?
They think its real, so they are obligated by the church (or state) to not watch it.
I depend on Codename V's re-telling of them.
oldwhitelady
i don't watch any movies, i hate movies, except 'apocalypse now' but a good writer is a treat, and Codename V is good writer. what little i've seen of her artwork is not bad either.
youth is wasted on the young. oh wait, maybe i meant i wasted my youth, or maybe i was wasted in my youth. fuckit, nothing really ever changes.
Better yet, TIDAL WAVE.
We're gonna flush it all away.
Well, it's got Bruce Campbell, anyway. So it can't suck *completely*.
Remember -- vulgarity is no
substitute for wit.
Sometimes it makes a pretty good topping, though.
Well, it's got Bruce Campbell, anyway. So it can't suck *completely*.
So you say.
Granted, that's not saying much, but Re-Animator really was great.
Eli
Back in the day, the Yuzna/Gordon team could really deliver. I enjoyed the kinky scares of From Beyond as well as The Re-Animator.
They seemed to start just phoning it in after being relegated to the world of sequels. I'm going to give this one a chance.
Right now, the oily/bloody water is reminding me of "The Raft."
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How can anyone hate movies?
Hey me --
Is that you?
Well, y'see... I just had a phone call about revamping a website for zee big bux, complete with video tours...
Sorry I missed the hot lesbo vampire talk, though.
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Sometimes it makes a pretty good topping, though.
Eli
Fudge you.
So you say.
I'm assuming that he's in more than just the scenes in the previews, of course.
But even if the movie sucks... hey, it's Bruce Campbell! Ya know?
Man, I'm really cracking myself
up tonight, and I'm not even
drunk.
Vote for Pedro!
Granted, that's not saying much, but Re-Animator really was great.
Eli
Oh my god yes! I love that movie!
Gives new meaning to giving head.
Fudge you.
Mustard we always fight?
Butterscotch!
.
Someone just had to mention trolls.
On Turner Classic Movies starting
at midnight --
The Marx Brothers in "Duck Soup"
(Hail Freedonia)
and Ronald Colman as twins in
"The Prisoner of Zenda" -- my
all time favorite swashbuckler.
Fudge you.
That's enough sauce from you, young man.
My friend just showed me a picture of John Bolton smiling. His teeth look like Corn Nuts.
Mustard we always fight?
Butterscotch over, I'm in on this fight.
That's enough sauce from you, young man.
Yes, you need a more cherry attitude.
god this movie is brilliant.
Condi RZA: My friend just showed me a picture of John Bolton smiling. His teeth look like Corn Nuts.
Corn Nuts... Chicklets...
Wingnutz have the most interesting dental appliances.
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Yes, you need a more cherry attitude.
Lime must you always complain?
god this movie is brilliant.
Why do I have this sneaking suspiction that Tigre is *not* watching Dagon *mumble mumble mumble* just a show about nothin'.
Fucking Thin Lizzy sold out?
Fuckers!
Mustard we always fight?
Eli
Hm. We're in quite a pickle!
Seriously, though, do you know that in Germany they are devotees of "spaghetti-eis"--ice cream that looks like spaghetti.
My wife loves it. We spent a cranky afternoon in Berlin finding it.
I don't get it.
but why wouldn't wingnuts like sci-fi?
know of a case where a fundy objected to Michener's Hawaii because the Max von Sydow preacher guy was less than perfectly Norman Rockwelled. That and all those pineapples...
But really, his sentiment was that whole fair and balanced thing, informed or inspired by a total misunderstanding of complainst about stereotypical portrayals. It's discriminating against/persecuting crossworshippers because it's not Seventh Heaven.
Lime must you always complain?
When someone else starts I just kinda follow them like a lemon.
Yes, you need a more cherry attitude.
I'll try to whip up some enthusiasm.
Lime must you always complain?
©smalfish
Orange you glad he's on your side?
Seriously, though, do you know that in Germany they are devotees of "spaghetti-eis"--ice cream that looks like spaghetti.
What flavor is it?
When someone else starts I just kinda follow them like a lemon.
Nuts!
.
Orange you glad he's on your side?
Yes, it's just grape...
Nuts!
.
©smalfish
Why cashew stay on topic?
I'ma bust out the online poker for play money, now...
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No, really, I'm berry happy.
Fudge you.
That's enough sauce from you, young man.
Karin
Aw.
It's so sweet that you care. Ah mel-t at the thought.
Orange you glad he's on your side?
Yes, it's just grape...
You guys have lost your bannanas.
They think its real, so they are obligated by the church to not watch it.
©smalfish, Vampire killer
actually i remember from my days as a BAC that movies were considered to be of the world, and to be avoided.
of course that was the general attitude towards politics as well. so maybe things do change.
i've just always hated movies.
rorschach
I probably wouldn't spend much time looking for extruded ice cream, lactose thing, but I sure love me some currywurst from berlin.
Why cashew stay on topic?
Some pecan, and some pecan't.
When someone else starts I just kinda follow them like a lemon.
Wait a minute! You started this!
I started the topping metaphor, butternut the puns.
Sigh.. too late to ketchup with all the topping/condiment puns..
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No, really, I'm berry happy.
Eli
To peach his own.
Why do I have this sneaking suspiction that Tigre is *not* watching Dagon *mumble mumble mumble* just a show about nothin'.
Napoleon Dynamite, Eli. How Jon Heder managed that perm is beyond me!
I caught you a delicious bass!
movies were considered to be of the world
They did equate it with reality or this world, it's just that what you in the reality-based world don't understand is they create their own reality!
Some fundie bigshot -- I forget which
one -- got his knickers in a twist
over STAR TREK V, which dares to
suggest that god may be in all of us,
i.e., an expression of the human
spirit.
I seen to recall Michael Medved was also
offended......
Seriously, though, do you know that in Germany they are devotees of "spaghetti-eis"--ice cream that looks like spaghetti.
What flavor is it?
Karin
It's an odd thing, with vanilla ice cream in the middle, and then super-frozen vanilla, pushed through play-doh things to make the spaghetti, and then strawberry sauce to complete the effect.
To peach his own.
Sometimes persimmons pays off.
Sigh.. too late to ketchup with all the topping/condiment puns..
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Fielding Mellish
Maybe you'll have better luck tamari.
Napoleon Dynamite, Eli. How Jon Heder managed that perm is beyond me!
Oh, that is good stuff. If you haven't watched it before, be *sure* to stay past the credits.
It's awfully nice to vegamite on Saturday nights.
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I'm watching 'the final countdown' with kirk douglas and martin sheen. It's one of my alltime faves.
Some fundie bigshot -- I forget which
one -- got his knickers in a twist
over STAR TREK V, which dares to
suggest that god may be in all of us,
i.e., an expression of the human
spirit.
They're gonna love the new plot line of SG1.
Tidal Wave: the terrifying tale of when all the 101 Keyboard Fighters flushed their toilets simultaneously when they visited Operation Yellow Elephant.com.
Sometimes persimmons pays off.
Eli
Especially when you're battling jackfruited thugs.
ELI!
SNL is on!
See you guys later....
I probably wouldn't spend much time looking for extruded ice cream, lactose thing, but I sure love me some currywurst from berlin.
matthew
Currywurst?
Three words: Ew. Ew. Ew.
I started the topping metaphor, butternut the puns.
Wal, nuts, so you did!
Final Countdown: "One, two...four!"
"No, three, you must say three, then you throw the Holy Handgrenade.."
Maybe you'll have better luck tamari.
I sure hope soy.
steve simels: I seen to recall Michael Medved was also
offended......
I was offended by ST:5, as well... but not for any reason Medved would recognize.
.
It's awfully nice to vegamite on Saturday nights.
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Fielding Mellish
Listening to great songs like "Miso Horny."
Maybe you'll have better luck tamari.
I sure hope soy.
That Eli, he sure is the salt o the earth, eh?
.
Freaking RMJ gives me static alla time for reading Finnegans Wake, but never complains about these pun threads...
That's why I'm suing him for loobel.
I sure hope soy.
Eli
Miso sorry.
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See you guys later....
See ya, Steve. Guava good time!
Thers--You and your silly Irish lit!
"spaghetti-eis"--ice cream that looks like spaghetti.
and clint eastwood movies, i like clint eastwood movies. just the spaghetti westerns tho.
movies involve too much money, too much lighting, and too much bullshit acting. there are exceptions of course.
what i'm wondering now, is flory really steph or zephyr? ahem.
I was gonna smoke some green too, but it's pasta my bedtime.
Thers--You and your silly Irish lit!
Careful, he's looble to sue you as well.
Oh, no - Phila trumped me. Better just resume watching the Dagon Hotel - OF DOOM!!
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and clint eastwood movies, i like clint eastwood movies. just the spaghetti westerns tho.
The spaghetti-eis western genre was *not* a success, however.
That Eli, he sure is the salt o the earth, eh?
Now you're just trying to curry favor...
I ask this once and a while. Your country is devouring ours, undermining our sovereignty and making a mockery of the fundamental principles underlying your republic, and our constitution and charter of rights and freedoms.
I don't see Americans being all that concerned about the annexation and devastation of Canada. I know; you really don't care. Canada is boring.
But, you'll start caring at some point: the point when Canadians start blowing up parts of your country.
Maybe then, you'll be motivated enough to care.
movies involve too much money, too much lighting, and too much bullshit acting. there are exceptions of course.
Jeeze, all ya gotta do is turn onthe teevee,it's free. ANd turn off all the lights for the lighting effect. As for the acting, well I can't help ya there.
Careful, he's looble to sue you as well.
©smalfish, Vampire killer
I'm sure that like all liberals, he knows lots of good torte lawyers.
But, you'll start caring at some point: the point when Canadians start blowing up parts of your country.
Could you start in New Jersey?
Hey!
Wasabi everybody?
I'm sure that like all liberals, he knows lots of good torte lawyers.
Yes, but they all have really heavy cakeloads.
Maybe then, you'll be motivated enough to care.
What have we here? A new kind of troll?
The Don't Fuck up MY Country, kind of troll, me thinks?
I know; you really don't care. Canada is boring.
Yup. That's the conviction of everyone here, alright. Especially those of us who've lived there, or are moving there. We all sneer at Canada 'cause it's so "boring."
What have we here? A new kind of troll?
The Don't Fuck up MY Country, kind of troll, me thinks?
What does that make *us*, then?
"Excuse me, are you the Canadian People's Front?"
"Fuck Off! We're the People's Front of Canada!"
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"Fuck Off! We're the People's Front of Canada!"
Splitters!!!
As we say in my house, "When the terrorists give you terror, make tiramisu!!"
Too much thread can kill a person, just sayin. Gone With the Thread. The Thread Also Rises. All the Presidents Threads. Sorry.
Oh, that is good stuff. If you haven't watched it before, be *sure* to stay past the credits.
Oh, I've seen it about six times already. But I always have to watch it when it's on.
Could you start in New Jersey?
Hey! This is what my part of New Jersey looks like.
Too much thread can kill a person, just sayin. Gone With the Thread. The Thread Also Rises. All the Presidents Threads. Sorry.
I'm feelin' kinda like the Threadless Horseman.
There is no pun involved, but I have to say that I make the best baklava in the universe.
CANADA FUCKING ROCKS
the only way in which it is boring is the people aren't dumb enough to be amused by smashing-up.
What does that make *us*, then?
Underprivileged?
it's just that what you in the reality-based world don't understand is they create their own reality!
maya ibuki
that's it. magical thinking, and the sex, and the creative directors willingness to explore human topics that might not comport with rigid notions of the path to heaven.
i noticed they never minded movies of the left behind type. i would welcome the rapture if they would just take that asshole george bush.
There is no pun involved, but I have to say that I make the best baklava in the universe.
As opposed to the preznit, who specializes in backlashva.
We all sneer at Canada 'cause it's so "boring."
Phila
Hey, picante someone your own size.
Wasabi everybody?
bill
Udon wanna know.
I'm finally starting to soba up, at least.
I'm feelin' kinda like the Threadless Horseman.
I'm feelin kinda like Two threads beat as one.
Is Backslider off work yet? I made the damn caramel cake (and it is delicious).
Since he doesn't seem to be around, everyone, dive in.
Yes, but they all have really heavy cakeloads.
Yeah, their filo cabinets are overflowing.
Hey! This is what my part of New Jersey looks like.
I was thinking more like some of the streets in Hoboken so it's easier to park.
I'm finally starting to soba up, at least.
I'm sure it's only tempurary.
There is no pun involved, but I have to say that I make the best baklava in the universe.
As opposed to the preznit, who specializes in backlashva.
Eli
Well, if that's how you phyllo I don't know.
What is it with these scifi flicks and the moaning and bleating?
Hey, picante someone your own size.
bill
Sheesh. Someone's got a chipotle on his shoulder.
"It's awfully nice to vegamite on Saturday nights."
I marmite join you.
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Yeah, their filo cabinets are overflowing.
That's probably why sometimes they just find it easier to bunt.
The Maple Revolution.
I'm sure it's only tempurary.
Eli
It just gyoza show...great minds think alike!
Eli -- bundt, baby.
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Sheesh. Someone's got a chipotle on his shoulder.
Hey, don't be mean - that can be jalapenful.
Eli -- bundt, baby.
You're talking to someone who can't even boil toast properly.
Hey, don't be mean - that can be jalapenful.
Eli
Donburi, be happy!
Donburi, be happy!
Yes, kappamaking me smile.
but I have to say that I make the best baklava in the universe.
rorschach, inkblominatrix
[bubbly giggles] I bet you do, you naughty boy...
Hey everybody! Just flew in from Baltimore, and you must admit, that's pretty impressive for a bat.
I'm finally starting to soba up, at least.
Sounds like you had a tofu day.
You're talking to someone who can't even boil toast properly.
Eli
So...hosomaki feel about yourself?
I walnut put up with these condiment puns.
So...hosomaki feel about yourself?
Teribly yaki.
Bush in freefall!
No really, check it out....
http://www.little-planet.net/bus.../bush/
index.htm
If Alberta invades Montana, I'm moving south of the border where's there's peas and cilantro.
Sounds like you had a tofu day.
Karin
I did. But I managed to keep my tempeh.
I walnut put up with these condiment puns.
Sallyh
Nori. I will have some of that cake, though - *snarf, murgle*
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I walnut put up with these condiment puns.
Any particular raisin, or you just can't be bothered to stay currant?
I mean, we don't want to prune the thread for anyone...
(((Joycamp!)))
Oh, and lest my boys get upset:
(((Jeffraham and Curly!)))
I did. But I managed to keep my tempeh.
Phila
Anyone else remember that rap group Nigiri Attitude?
Bush in freefall!
No really, check it out....
Somebody just has too much free time.
Gosh, it's no wonder everyone hates Americans.
Here I am, concerned about the fascistic takeover of my...*sob* sovereign land, and the best I see is defiant nationalism.
Well, it shouldn't surprise me. The bastion of democracy that had slavery in the first 100 years of its existence and apartheid for another 100 years can't possibly have anything to say about human rights or real democracy, can it?
Eli--dammit, eat some cake and I won't peach at your anymore.
I mean, we don't want to prune the thread for anyone...
Eli
Sultana not.
Well, it shouldn't surprise me. The bastion of democracy that had slavery in the first 100 years of its existence and apartheid for another 100 years can't possibly have anything to say about human rights or real democracy, can it?
Canadian
No.
Any other questions?
Here I am, concerned about the fascistic takeover of my...*sob* sovereign land, and the best I see is defiant nationalism
Dood, just chill.
Any particular raisin, or you just can't be bothered to stay currant?
I mean, we don't want to prune the thread for anyone...
Are we ramen to another pun theme now?
I gotta wok up early tamari. Nytol
Maybe then, you'll be motivated enough to care.
Canadian
we care, but be careful you might piss off george and i don't think you want do that. if we could stop him we would, if you could stop him you would, some how he can't be stopped.
yet, his day may come...
The bastion of democracy.. bleh, blah..
I see they let Adam Yoshima out of the nut house, and now he's trying to start some kind of U.S./Canada flame war.
Nice try, doofus. Nobody's buying.
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Is'nt it thersites who compiles the trolls into catagories?
I think we hit upon a virgin catagory.
Eli--dammit, eat some cake and I won't peach at your anymore.
Well, okay, if it'll make you appley.
Dood, just chill.
©smalfish
Maple he's just a troll. I think Atrios should Banff his IP, just in case.
Maple he's just a troll. I think Atrios should Banff his IP, just in case.
Yes, I think he Ottawa.
Are we ramen to another pun theme now?
Karin
If we are, it's noodles to me!
Sallyh: Oh, and lest my boys get upset:
(((Jeffraham and Curly!)))
Awwwww.
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Eli--that was berry ice of you. I cannoli understand people who won't eat dessert.
Besides, Max Planck awarded me an honorary doctoral dessertation today.
Hey everybody! Just flew in from Baltimore, and you must admit, that's pretty impressive for a bat.
joycamp, esq.
why yes it is. my hometown. so what's shaking in baltimore? i trust canada is not about to invade.
Yes, I think he Ottawa.
Eli
He could just be Yonge, foolish, and drunk, of course. Tomorrow, this conversation will just be a Bloor.
If we are, it's noodles to me!
Could that transition have *been* any pasta?
Dagon is just getting incoherent and weird. Here's a little guideline I call the Andy Garcia Rule after watching Dead Again: Never give the principal exposition to a character who is completely unintelligible.
Yes, I think he Ottawa.
Think I'll vancover, just in case he decides to saskchewans my eyes out.
Atrios' threadbot is cirrhosed to spaghetti us some new sheets...
I think we hit upon a virgin catagory.
©smalfish
This is a new twist. Obviously hoping to lure the easily-duped into slagging Canada (though why anyone would think we'd do that is puzzling) so he can cherry-pick and post comments from "prominent liberal blogger Duncan Black" proving how mean-spirited progressives don't like Canada.
Wile E. Troll. Super-Genius.
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Dear Madame Sallyh, how your delectable, virtually edible creations have been sorely missed all week. Not to say I wasn't well and generously fed, but the sweets department was definitely under-represented.
Never give the principal exposition to a character who is completely unintelligible.
No kidding, I did'nt make out but a couple words in that spiel.
I ask this once and a while. Your country is devouring ours, undermining our sovereignty and making a mockery of the fundamental principles underlying your republic, and our constitution and charter of rights and freedoms.
Canadian
well we do have gay marriage and we have kept our troops (such as they are) our of Iraq. but as Pierre Trudeau said about our small population living next to the U.S.A.: it's like being in bed with an elephant. And Canadian, for the record, Americans are inward looking it is true but you've picked the wrong crew here to blame.
I am trying to lose some weight, all this food talk is making me hungry!
I love Canadians, but I don't carrot about this Canadian. He's been poutine-ing all night.
jp, or anybody else who's into puters
My laptop died today and I need to get a new one. a workstation that is CAD efficient. I was looking at a fujitsu and a dell, and one of those alienware things, but anybody have any suggestions?
well we do have gay marriage
Shhhhh. We have a "Dundas, don't tell" policy around here.
see they let Adam Yoshima out of the nut house, and now he's trying to start some kind of U.S./Canada flame war
Oh, please. Don't be an idiot. Yoshida loves the US. He would never say anything derogatory about it.
Not like me. I hate the US. You've been betraying democracy 'round the world, and you all think that's just grand.
Sick.
If the US negotiates with terrorists, then Al Qaeda will Winnipeg.
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that's worth check'n out; tho i'd like it better if he were having a harder fall. almost looked like fun.
should i be making a pun?
I am trying to lose some weight, all this food talk is making me hungry!
Lima
At least we're not on the topic of "best burger joint in LA" or "best steak/BBQ in Texas." Those are sheer hell with the lid off for dieting carnivores.
Man, there was this time I went to The Salt Lick outside of Austin..
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You've been betraying democracy 'round the world, and you all think that's just grand.
Toby, is that you?
You've been betraying democracy 'round the world, and you all think that's just grand.
Man. Somebody is really desperate for attention!
A juicy burger with cheddar and bacon and some...
Alienware has lousy customer service.
...or some fried calamari Boston style...
Sick.
Canadian
Eben, we already told you that we promise to dismantle the CIA after The Glorious People's Revolution.
Geez, have another beer and chill out, eh?
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man oh Manitoba, the troll is still ugly and stupid and nobody likes him.
isn't this Dagon flick based on a Lovecraft story?
mellish--Maison Akira in Pasadena, outstanding French-Japanese cuisine. (Yes, it works!)
We actually have a real BBQ place in Van Nuys, Dr. Hogly Wogly's Tyler TX Barbecue. It meets all the criteria of a good BBQ joint: smoker visible out front, knives chained to the table, and trash cans overflowing with paper goods. Also, they give you wonder bread to absorb the grease.
For those who are in the cuisine or movie going spirit, Duck Soup on TCM.
'canadian' is probably david frum killing some time till his escort arrives
Geez, I really hate saying this, Matthew, but when I was shopping for a laptop for young DWD, I ended up buying one from Sam's Club. The difference was the extended warranty. Their's was $70 for three years; no questions asked, replacement guarantee. (I don't trust laptops much)
...and a cold Stella Artois...
mean-spirited progressives don't like Canada.
Wile E. Troll. Super-Genius.
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Fielding Mellish
Well, there's that. But then there's the "Duncan Black's lemming brigade won't defend America against socialist slander!
One of those "Heads you lose, tails I win" deals. A veritable Chinese finger-trap.
Not like me. I hate the US. You've been betraying democracy 'round the world, and you all think that's just grand.
Sick.
Canadian
OMG, it's incog. and he thinks Canada is an abused gay country. dude like i told you before, it's your issue, deal with it.
isn't this Dagon flick based on a Lovecraft story?
Yep.
But the story was pretty good.
'canadian' is probably david frum killing some time till his escort arrives
Gannon?
Matthew--i heart my workhorse Toshiba Satellite. You can beat the crap out of it and it lives.
Canadian: Not like me. I hate the US. You've been betraying democracy 'round the world, and you all think that's just grand.
You have obviously never read a goddamned word ever written here, troll.
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Speaking of food, I believe I'll go out and get some now. See you later, folks!
You have obviously never read a goddamned word ever written here, troll.
Maybe he thinks the trolls are the regulars and *we're* the trolls. And Duncan is just very ironic or something.
...maybe I'll go have some sex instead of food...
OT; (for a political blog) Did anyone see the vile republican asskissing story in the WaPo?
Shhhhh. We have a "Dundas, don't tell" policy around here.
Phila
ha Phila your toronto street name references!
Jeffraham--I think it's Toby in his maple leaf T-shirt. Relax, T shirt was made in Taiwan.
...or maybe I'll have both!
Speaking of food, I believe I'll go out and get some now
Ya, me too. I have some nice birthday cake in the frige. I deserve some, after all I *am* a canada hater.
C'mon folks, montreal just being a little insensitive to the gent from Canada?
Ya, me too. I have some nice birthday cake in the frige. I deserve some, after all I *am* a canada hater.
Betraying democracy is hard. It's hard work.
C'mon folks, montreal just being a little insensitive to the gent from Canada?
That saskartoon?
Lima--you don't want a Stella Artois. That's the Budweiser of Belgium.
At least have a Leffe Blonde, which is sort of the Rolling Rock of Belgium.
Hey, who said they're in Baltimore?
Never had a Leffe? Can I get it in NY?
I think the Worcester's over now.
Oh Yeah. David Frum smells like fishsticks. I know.
'canadian' is inspiring me to go to the Shakespeare festival and scream at the actors that Shakespeare isn't appreciated enough and they obviously dont care!!!
Everyone really needs to see The Corporation, depressing as it may be.
Man. Somebody is really desperate for attention!
Absolutely. A voter turn-out that surpasses 50% and encompasses at least 50% of the elligible electorate, that prevents a violent moron like George W. Bush from ascending to the American Empirical Throne...
...but, of course, I'm desperate for attention.
Maybe he thinks the trolls are the regulars and *we're* the trolls. And Duncan is just very ironic or something.
Eli
An internet-based Twilight Zone episode? I sure hope Atrios doesn't post a thread entitled "To Serve Man."
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New blogger beer -
Stella Atrios
Betraying democracy is hard. It's hard work.
But you won't Kitchener us napping, no sir.
Fielding - To Serve Man - one of the best ones! Soup to Nuts!
Not like me. I hate the US. You've been betraying democracy 'round the world, and you all think that's just grand.
Sick.
Canadian
How Republican of you. Why don't you do yourself a favor and take that broad brush and shove it up your pooter, bristles up?
of course the actors will deny they are part of the plot to destroy not only Shakespeare but also Canada.
I also know who this TROLL is. It's James Toronto from the Wall Street Journal, Moosejaw Bureau.
...but, of course, I'm desperate for attention.
well, it's good to see your stupidity and bad manners are balanced by a smidgen of self-loathing and improper use of ellipsis. so you have that going for you, trollio
matthew : My laptop died today and I need to get a new one. a workstation that is CAD efficient. I was looking at a fujitsu and a dell, and one of those alienware things, but anybody have any suggestions?
Can't help, other than to point you to many Google and/or Usenet searches. I build PCs for specific purposes (audio/video editing); they have their own sets of compatibility issues, and overall requirements. I would expect CAD workstations might well have the same. Laptops -- heh, never tried to build one. I just bought one and cleaned it up.
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OK, not what I really wanted, but at least it's something. A piece of whole grain sour dough Trader Joe's bread and a wedge of laughing coq light cheese spread plus some green tea. Boring. So boring I am falling asleep.
So boring I am falling asleep.
No! You can't fall asleep now! Not when Canada is finally within our grasp!
I also know who this TROLL is. It's James Toronto from the Wall Street Journal, Moosejaw Bureau.
Condi RZA
wasn't the Moosejaw Bureau outsourced to Bombay?
Absolutely. A voter turn-out that surpasses 50% and encompasses at least 50% of the elligible electorate, that prevents a violent moron like George W. Bush from ascending to the American Empirical Throne...
Just CN...
It's new day. Good night.
Can we conquer Canada tomorrow - in daylight?
A voter turn-out that surpasses 50% and encompasses at least 50% of the elligible electorate, that prevents a violent moron like George W. Bush from ascending to the American Empirical Throne...
Emprical Throne? You're evidently part of the illegible electorate you speak of.
come to think of it, Why does Shakespeare hate Canada?
I will remind the gentleman from Canada that his government is also doing some whoring for our idiot. Work on not supporting our idiot if he's so bad. And of course he is. But you should know better than to help him.
Quebec
Quebec
Quebec to where you once belonged!
Quebec, Jo Jo
"come to think of it, Why does Shakespeare hate Canada?"
Maybe because it ends in "a".
matthew -- Since you already know thw s/w packages you most need to use, start your searches using the names of that s/w + "motherboard" + "chipset" and you'll be on your way, I suspect.
For a/v systems, this has worked well for me. I never assemble a PC until I hear of several folx using the proposed setup w/o problem.
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as for conquering canada i'm pretty sure it won't be that difficult.
we had a joke during the Falklands War that we wanted to help Britain but the ship was being repaired.
Hello.
Canadian sounds like inner-city child, but that might just be me.
Canadian = Unable to save comment (get failed)
or maybe because it sounds like an incomlete question: Can Ada..?
Just returned, mildly inebriated, from my most-recently-former employer's night at the races thing... it's given me lovely ideas about having some of our DFL candidates sponsor cars. Be fun to see what would happen.
Emprical Throne? You're evidently part of the illegible electorate you speak of.
"Canadian" is one of these meta-troll frauds, or I'll eat my hat. I've never met a Canadian in my life who was that illiterate, confused, and irrational.
I'm sure they exist, but I doubt they troll Eschaton threads on Saturday nights.
Marcia Brady: Canadian sounds like inner-city child, but that might just be me.
Sho' 'nuff!
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How Republican of you. Why don't you do yourself a favor and take that broad brush and shove it up your pooter, bristles up?
Isn't that lovely? Your fucking presidential election gets stolen in 2000, and Mister Star-Spangled Banner here goes ballistic.
God, I hate Americans.
600th!
so it was the Canadians who were ripping off the children, not AAR. it all makes sense now.
saskatchewan
Just what is a(n?) illegible electorate ?
And yet everyone is talking to Canadian instead of asking how my stalking is going.
Oh! Sallyh!
Meant to tell you -- I would move to L.A. if I were promised a gig as a cameraman in the Starting Over house. I have my own cam!
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God, I hate Americans.
self-loathing becomes you, trollio.
yep. i couldn't have said it better myself. well maybe a tad better but not really enough of a difference to go into. well, only if you insist.
Gordon Lightfoot loves terror and hates the troops.
And yet everyone is talking to Canadian instead of asking how my stalking is going.
I don't think anyone can talk *to* "canadian".
But just how is that stalking going?
Oh man, do I love Monsieur!
He just put on "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension"!
toodles, Canada fans. don't let your inner inner-city Canadian out.
Canadian isn't even a real troll. I remember, Quebec in the day, when Atrios had real trolls.
Marcia Brady: And yet everyone is talking to Canadian instead of asking how my stalking is going.
Who're you stalking? Olbermann?
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Canadian sounds like inner-city child, but that might just be me.
I suspect that we're supposed to fall all over ourselves trying to curry favor with this counterfeiit Canuck. Then, the troll can laugh at how we all tried to outdo some illiterate foreign goon's America-hatred. Which would prove, of course, that Eschaton folk are even worse than the socialist weasels of Canada.
"But just how is that stalking going?"
Sorry, I can't talk about it.
Isn't that lovely? Your fucking presidential election gets stolen in 2000, and Mister Star-Spangled Banner here goes ballistic.
God, I hate Americans.
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That makes sense in *no* many different ways. Andy Kaufman wannabe?
Room for rent, upstairs floor, clean and quiet!
Sallyh, what was that Max Planck thing you won?
And yet everyone is talking to Canadian instead of asking how my stalking is going.
Are you the stalker or the stalkee?
"Who're you stalking? Olbermann?"
Yes, apparently Eddie Izzard is out of the US.
"Canadian" is one of these meta-troll frauds, or I'll eat my hat. I've never met a Canadian in my life who was that illiterate, confused, and irrational.
I'm sure they exist, but I doubt they troll Eschaton threads on Saturday nights.
Phila
they're in alberta knocking them back faster than the bartender can set them up.
"But just how is that stalking going?"
Sorry, I can't talk about it.
Do you have the night-vision goggles? All the best stalkers are using them.
Karin--Max Planck is a daytime poster and he gave me the honorary 350 degree degree
Canadian" is one of these meta-troll frauds, or I'll eat my hat. I've never met a Canadian in my life who was that illiterate, confused, and irrational.
Oh, honey...you need to get out more.
And yet everyone is talking to Canadian instead of asking how my stalking is going.
I just got a mental image of you doing a fine impersonation of Harpo Marx, inches behind Keith.
How's it going - do tell!
"Do you have the night-vision goggles? All the best stalkers are using them."
And the cute little camouflage stalking suit.
Where have you been? My thetan was going to ask your tiny jews on a play date, but it's too late now.
Karin--Max Planck is a daytime poster and he gave me the honorary 350 degree degree
That is the perfect degree for most cakes.
Where have you been? My thetan was going to ask your tiny jews on a play date, but it's too late now.
Sorry, on vacation, so I'm oot & aboot most of the time.
I suspect that we're supposed to fall all over ourselves trying to curry favor with this counterfeiit Canuck.
Huh? I couldn't care less what you do. Just don't let the fascist Republicans destroy your Republic.
...or not. You all seem to be quite confortable with Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Condoleeza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld and ...any number of your hard-right douche-bags like Rick *ahem* Santorum...
...that you'll get what you deserve. And no crapping at the Canadian who hates you will change that.
You all seem to be quite confortable with Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Condoleeza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld and ...any number of your hard-right douche-bags like Rick *ahem* Santorum...
And not only that, but we're going to throw you in the briar-patch!
I accuse you darn guys of not hating Bush as much as I do, eh?
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Yah, he might not be a real Canadian, but he did have a Molson's last week.
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well, it's good to see your stupidity and bad manners are balanced by a smidgen of self-loathing and improper use of ellipsis. so you have that going for you, trollio
You are the stupidest people on Earth. You invade a country based on lies, you re-elect a sociopath, the administration of your country is entirely corrupt, your media is morally bankrupt, and this twit calls me "trollio."
...and you all think you're the bestest, mostest developest, not-at-all-fattest people on Earth?
Ok.
Isn't that lovely? Your fucking presidential election gets stolen in 2000, and Mister Star-Spangled Banner here goes ballistic.
God, I hate Americans.
Canadian
Republican, and illiterate to boot. Pity.
Even if violent revolution was a viable option (the U.S. is over ten times the population of Canada), you think that that would be good for Canada?
So you hate Americans, good for you. You think that will change the fact that many people here actually give a fuck what their country does in their name? What is your point (besides distraction), anyways?
I accuse you darn guys of not hating Bush as much as I do, eh?
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Fielding Mellish
And I accuse us of not defending it enough! Face it: we suck either way.
You think that will change the fact that many people here actually give a fuck what their country does in their name? What is your point (besides distraction), anyways?
What is my point? What is my fucking point? What is my fucking point anyway?
My point is this, American moron. Stop fucking invading countries. Stop being a fucking Empire.
Gosh, I would have thought the bastion of democracy would have guessed that Empires are not exactly democractic, but...well, American public education, don't you know.
Face it: we suck either way.
Phila
It is pretty original. If the poor fella had enough brains to pull off his ruse with a bit of subtlety, well, it would still suck, but not quite as much.
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Gosh, I would have thought the bastion of democracy would have guessed that Empires are not exactly democractic
And with that, the preeminent "anti-American," "traitorous," "objectively pro-terrorist," "Marxist" blog in the Western hemisphere was stunned into silence.
(Well, maybe a bit of giggling. But mostly silence.)
If the poor fella had enough brains to pull off his ruse with a bit of subtlety, well, it would still suck, but not quite as much.
Yeah. But instead, we can look forward to hearing about all those Indians we killed.
I've gotta sign off, "Canadian," but thanks for the laughs. I suggest you hone your act a bit, and try again some other time.
My point is this, American moron. Stop fucking invading countries. Stop being a fucking Empire.
Oh crap, it is incog.
I've gotta sign off, "Canadian," but thanks for the laughs. I suggest you hone your act a bit, and try again some other time.
Yeah, well, I doubt I will. This is such a typical American response to a challenge (a challenge no one actually launched by tbe way).
You all find this hilarious, don't you? You bomb thousands of Iraqis with the aid of your socio-economically depressed inner-city youth who, God forbid, would never suggest that you, American toughs that you are, actually lower yourselves to fighting the wars your stupid, lying administration commits you to.
Thank God, eh, that your fighting forces are mostly black and brown. Can't let the twits from suburban Assport, Ohio get the upper hand.
...let me know when y'all decide to re-instate slavery. You know you....wanna.
This is such a typical American response to a challenge (a challenge no one actually launched by tbe way).
Must be disappointing to set up a tar baby with so much fanfare and not have anyone punch it.
Better luck next time.
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Last time I was up Bezerkeley way, I got me a t-shirt that reads, "Slow Thinkers, Keep Right."
Got to thinkin' 'bout that one in light of the CAFTA vote results.
How long you figger it's gonna take for the Red State Good Ol' Boys to finally realize that, as their textile and sugar industry jobs all go South, that CAFTA gave them the SHAFTA, courtesy of their Fearless Leader, Chimpy?
How long you figger it's gonna take for the Red State Good Ol' Boys to finally realize that, as their textile and sugar industry jobs all go South, that CAFTA gave them the SHAFTA, courtesy of their Fearless Leader, Chimpy?
under the radar
They already know, but apparently (at least for the politicos) fealty to the Golden Chimp is more important than serving the needs of their constituents. As proof, I offer the example of the NC rep who not two weeks before the vote said he couldn't drive past the empty factories in his district and vote for SHAFTA with a clear conscience. Changed his vote to "yes" at the last moment. Fucker.
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"God, I hate Americans.
Canadian"
Oh, yeah. That's bound to bring you great happiness, pathetic troll. Hate tends to short-circuit your common sense, don'cha know.
Forgive all of us who refuse to jump down into the hole you've put yourself into, Genius! It's lonely being self--righteous, ain't it?
"They already know, but apparently (at least for the politicos) fealty to the Golden Chimp is more important than serving the needs of their constituents. As proof, I offer the example of the NC rep who not two weeks before the vote said he couldn't drive past the empty factories in his district and vote for SHAFTA with a clear conscience. Changed his vote to "yes" at the last moment. Fucker."
Bought, ya figger?
Bought, ya figger?
under the radar
Oh, yeah. The RNC will probably pour a million bucks into the stupid fucker's reelection campaign.
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