HULK SMASHED
Don't thread on me!
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Evening, JP...lotsa room here.
Oh, give me a home
Where the moonbats will roam
Where the beer and the alcohol flow...
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s soon as I start talking....
NTodd: German artillery?
Could be that a wormhole has opened in Green Hills, yeah...
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mena -- Fat Tire? Izzat the stuff with the Steadman illustrations?
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Heh...I noticed that Mena... you have impeccable timing.
I think we're alone, now...
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Jeez, had to go clean up the kitchen. Need to catch up on the thread below.
Threading water here.
Evening, evening moonbats
I think that SciFi movie delved deeply into the the lows of pop culture. The concept should have been rejected. Let me see, Vampire hunters in space? Right. Next,
Well, the topic of the last thread was so awful, I kinda stayed away. I hate stories like that.
The footprint of the American chickenhawk!
Oh, and shameless blogwhore.
Chimpy's friends in Saudi are still at it:
Sunday Times UK Osman, a 27-year-old asylum seeker from Ethiopia who has British citizenship, was arrested by Italian police at his brother’s flat in Rome after an international manhunt.
He is reported to have travelled to France via the Eurostar and then to Italy. Shortly before his arrest, Osman made one phone call to a Saudi Arabian mobile number.
Mena really does have the magic touch.
NTodd: German artillery?
Could be that a wormhole has opened in Green Hills, yeah...
Speaking of wormholes...didn't I pose the German arty hypothesis in another thread?
Now I've got zucchini bread in the oven and I have to start the bbq for the hamburgers... a woman's work is never done!
Man, I really HATE space vampires. They're a real problem.
Damn Jeffraham,
red and green neon thing kinda, youza!
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WoooooHoooooo!!
Mena really does have the magic touch.
Shhh...she's very sensitive about that.
DWD: Let me see, Vampire hunters in space? Right.
Wasn't there a Jason movie in space? Never saw it; assumed it was direct-to-video, sold only at overstock.com, like the anti-Michael Moore flicks.
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Me, I'm just waiting for my pizza to be delivered.
Man, I really HATE space vampires. They're a real problem.
Try space garlic and space crucifixes. Work like a charm.
Diane - ste your watch by me. 
Jeffra - no, I don't know which that is. This has a nice watercolor illus. on the label of a red bicycle. It's a delicious amber ale, made in, I'm sorry, Fort Collins, CO. I didn't know that. Oh well.
Me, I'm just waiting for my pizza to be delivered.
Toppings?
Thenbig problem with space vamires seems to be really boring space dialogue.
NTodd: Speaking of wormholes...didn't I pose the German arty hypothesis in another thread?
Yes; I am multitasking and cross-threading, tonight... all with one beer tied behind my back, I might add.
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From previous thread:
HAH! Screwed by the TSA, even in space!
Chris Tucker | Email | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 9:55 pm | #
Damn! Where the hell is Vondi, the German Space Tourist?
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Don't forget, kids - "Duck Soup," 9 PM Pacific, midnite Eastern, on TCM.
"Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the freeeeeeeeeeee...!"
Man, I really HATE space vampires. They're a real problem.
Deadly kind of problem, if you ask the captain.
Fuckin' A, I'm the Captain.
Hot butch Asian babe is wearing a black bra!
mena: Jeffra - no, I don't know which that is. This has a nice watercolor illus. on the label of a red bicycle. It's a delicious amber ale, made in, I'm sorry, Fort Collins, CO. I didn't know that. Oh well.
The "Steadman" ale also has the word "tire" in it, IIRC. But, IMO, it is shite.
Any amber ale that's hoppy, is jiggy.
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Where the hell is Vondi, the German Space Tourist?
The fixtures in this space vampire ship look like they came from a space Home Depot.
Toppings?
NTodd
Da woiks.
Thin crust though, I'm trying to watch my weight a little.
I am multitasking and cross-threading, tonight... all with one beer tied behind my back, I might add.
Truly a Renaissance Man in the mold of da Vinci!
Fat Tire? Izzat the stuff with the Steadman illustrations?
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Nah, that's Flying Dog. Of "Doggy Style Ale" fame.
Shhh...she's very sensitive about that.
NTodd
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Yes, she goddamn well is!! You could say hello once in a while, ya know?
I'm trying to watch my weight a little.
Why? Where's it going?
The temperature has plunged to 76F, the windows are open, Arthur is snoring and the rain is dibbling away. Marvelous. Somebody in the neighborhood has creosote too.
NTodd: Truly a Renaissance Man in the mold of da Vinci!
More closely in the mold of The Comic Book Guy.
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I managed 3 pages of The Simarillion!
I'm reading it because I've read everything else in my house. Well, everything except that Kevin Phillips book on the Bush Dynasty. Baths are supposed to be relaxing.
And yes, I used lavender bubble bath.
There's a new Bill Maher show coming up on HBO.. I guess I'll have to miss the space vampires.
Rosa is a bloodthirsty little thing!
"I'M FULL OF TINIER VAMPIRE LEECHES!"
Vampire space slugs? Yecch.
The fixtures in this space vampire ship look like they came from a space Home Depot.
I hate their Space Lighting Department. Way too bright and too many choices.
Thin crust though, I'm trying to watch my weight a little.
Coming to EschaCon? Me, I'm planning on riding my bike starting Monday. 700 miles a day.
The temperature has plunged to 76F
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Ah, I remember those days....
SteveLG: Nah, that's Flying Dog. Of "Doggy Style Ale" fame.
Ah yes! It's "Tire Biter Ale," then, yes? Insipid stuff. Truly marginal, but the Steadman made me have to try it... once.
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I'm trying to watch my weight a little.
Why? Where's it going?
©smalfish
Same place as Forrest Gump's war wound.
Now, we struggle most of the year to get UP to the 70's.
Me, I'm planning on riding my bike starting Monday. 700 miles a day.
Cool. You'll be in Alaska in under a week!
What the hell?
Was that really Triumph, The Comic Insult Vampire Space Slug in that dude's chest?
Vampire space slugs? Yecch.
Taking vampire slugs, no less!
"S'allright?"
'S'allright!"
Senor Wences, VAMPIRE HUNTER!
GWPDA - that sounds heavenly.
We've gotten hot again and dry.
Same place as Forrest Gump's war wound.
Running?
At last! A thread where I'm not two hours behind. You folks are just too prolific.
Jeff:
I will vouch for Fat Tire as good stuff. Been around for about two years here in N. Calif. Cool picture of an old bike is the logo.
Selah.
CAGary
And yes, I used lavender bubble bath.
Elitist liberal swine!
Same place as Forrest Gump's war wound.
On TV? In front of the President?
Same place as Forrest Gump's war wound.
On TV? In front of the President?
Yes, she goddamn well is!! You could say hello once in a while, ya know?
Hello!
More closely in the mold of The Comic Book Guy.
Worst. Open thread. Everrrrrr.
I managed 3 pages of The Simarillion!
Quick: who are the Children of Iluvatar?
We've gotten hot again and dry.
Alas, we've only gotten hot and stickier.
Diane has played ONE too many rounds of Katamari Damacy, I fear.
Insipid stuff. Truly marginal, but the Steadman made me have to try it... once.
Pretty damned ordinary, to be sure.
But I did like the little slogans on the six pack carriers and bottle caps that said things like: "Bad People Drink Bad Beer."
And yes, I used lavender bubble bath.
That stuff puts me to sleep. When I get out of the tub, I can barely dry off and stagger to the bed.
You'll be in Alaska in under a week!
I thought EschaCon was in Philly...
It was a bunch of fun to be in the pool while the rain rained down.
Quick: who are the Children of Iluvatar?
You mean Manwe and his homies and bitches?
Oh sure, just abandon me.. 
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I am (perhaps temporarily) in for the second half of the Space Vampire Liveblogging. The shadowy and mysterious Codename V. is quite appalled and, well, underwhelmed.
I thought EschaCon was in Philly...
You did'nt get the memo?
Alas, we've only gotten hot and stickier.
And Leon's gotten larrrrrger....
Weight control: no snacks. Two meals a day (make them yourself).
Benefits: you can drink all the beer you want and not gain weight.
The shadowy and mysterious Codename V. is quite appalled and, well, underwhelmed.
V. is . . .
what the fuck? the slug talks?!
They're not even *trying* to make it not look like a hand.
Codename V. is calling it Pepi The Vampire Space Prawn.
Unfortunately, I am reduced to ordering pizza from Pizza Hut because I got banned by the good place. I was cleaning a .38 special revolver to sell to a friend of mine and still had the gun in my hand when the poor delivery man arrived.
NTodd - Elves and men are the children of Illuvatar.
I rather like The Silmarilion, but it took a couple tries before I did.
FYI, Bill Maher on HBO
Two meals a day (make them yourself).
You eat meals? Two of them? Interesting.
El Gato Negro, is a vampire space alien?
The set decoration is cheap, but the special FX are pretty cool.
WTF! A talking space vampire slug? Somebody must have obtained some space acid and watched "Brain Damage."
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It was a bunch of fun to be in the pool while the rain rained down.
I love swimming in the rain!
yeah yeah, long walks on the beach, blah blah blah...
Coming to EschaCon? Me, I'm planning on riding my bike starting Monday. 700 miles a day.
NTodd
Vampirehunter fight!!!
GWPDA- I love swimming in the rain.
Also in the sun, in the middle of the night, when it's hot and the water's cold, when it's cold and the water's hot....
So, they're, like, vampire revolutionaries?
Michael Ironside?!
POWER TO THE VAMPEOPLE!!!
You mean Manwe and his homies and bitches?
You read more than 3 pages.
You did'nt get the memo?
I knew it. I always get invited to fake parties when all the cool kids hang out somewhere else. Middle and High School all over again...
You mean Manwe and his homies and bitches?
You read more than 3 pages.
You did'nt get the memo?
I knew it. I always get invited to fake parties when all the cool kids hang out somewhere else. Middle and High School all over again...
yeah yeah, long walks on the beach, blah blah blah...
watertiger - Somehow that come off as well when you substitute long walks on the treadmill at 20% elevation until your heart rate reaches 125.
So, are Deluises one of the vampire species, then?
El Gato Negro, is a vampire space alien?
Is that like the mexican Blackula?
12" of paradise!
Evening, moonbats.
GWPDA - didja get the recipes I sent?
Ahianne is a tired puppy. Trudged thru downtown, Boneyfiddle, and the Hilltop for Hackett today.
Somebody must have obtained some space acid and watched "Brain Damage."
Fielding -
It's my turn to take a bath. I think I'll from there to Hogwarts.
Ciao, Batses. Sweet dreams.
May I just say - fuck haloscan?
*ahem*...as I was saying:
Me, I'm planning on riding my bike starting Monday. 700 miles a day.
NTodd
flory, Contributing Editorix
Since you were supposed to start last week - that's an extra 160 miles per day.
And yes, I used lavender bubble bath.
Elitist liberal swine!
Thersites
Pshaw!!
Woman of extraordinary good taste and discretion.
(says the moonbat carrying her glass of wine to her lavendar scented tub)
"Bloodsuckers." Now this is camp!
The insane xian relatives with the little crosses standing on their shoulders are about to meet, not just the drunken boys from the booze-up, but Miranda Richardson as Good Queen Bess, in the hall closet.
Great Boo's Up!
I like sex in the rain. Hmmmm....Long walks on the beach are OK too.
that come off as well
that doesn't come off as well....
I have got to put a better light on the desk here...
Way to go, Ahianne!
Eli--you're here! I thought you were in SC!
Is this entertainment or what?
Wasn't there a Jason movie in space? Never saw it; assumed it was direct-to-video, sold only at overstock.com, like the anti-Michael Moore flicks.
No, it was in the theatres for a short time. It was horrible, but it had a few good moments. And it featured Lexa Doig. After I have enslaved your race and disembowelled that goofy husband of hers, I shall make her my queen.
12" of paradise!
Chris Tucker
Are we still talking about pizza?
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Congrats to Ahianne! Go Blue!
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greetings!
Tena,
The Simarillion was interesting after many journeys through the Lord of the Rings, because it filled in so much foundation. But it was a slog in many spots.
Selah.
CAGary
This is so touching.
I'm all verklempt.
I would SO do Rosa!
Just saying...
I'm not even puttin on Maher. He'll probably say something that pisses me off, and I don't want to ruin my mellow.
10% of Wal-Mart's Arizona workforce is taking advantage of the state's healthcare plan for poor people: http://www.azcentral.com/
arizona...30ahcccs30.html
Wal-Mart employs 28,000+ workers, and is the state's largest employer. 2800 of those workers are on AHCCS. Other large fast food and supermarket outfits are also on the list. The state itself has 500 people on AHCCS rather on state insurance.
Approximately 1 million Arizonans are on AHCCS. Half of those people work. I wonder how many of us Arizonans have "regular" insurance, given the number of elderly here in the state that are Medicare and so on.
Of course, Wal-Mart disputes the figure, but the truth of the matter is that Wal-Mart's cheapest insurance costs $40 a month and has a $1,100 deductible. And that's for one person.
This chaps my hide because another super Mall-Wart is going in not far from where I live (along with a Bass Pro). As I told my father, why can't Mesa get quality jobs, not these jobs that don't pay a living wage?? He doesn't see a problem. (shakes head)
Hi Ya'll -
There's still room on the comment thread of Bitchfest Contest. In the second update, you can follow the link to find NTodd in the outfit he's going to wear while singing at EschaCon.
I am! Codename V. and I are watching it and liveblogging.
Do we have an explanation of why the hot vampire babe is a vampirehunter yet?
Karin's thoughts on good times to go swimming remind me of Madame Bollinger's on good times to drink Champagne:
"I drink Champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad," said Madame Bollinger, one of the grandes dames of Champagne. "Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company, I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise, I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty."
By the way, I hope all you bath-takers aren't using up all the hot water.
GWPDA - didja get the recipes I sent?
Ahianne, I did, they're sitting on the counter, waiting to be made. I had to deal with the ground turkey today however - but soon.
Are we still talking about pizza?
We were talking about *pizza*?
"Jeff:
I will vouch for Fat Tire as good stuff. Been around for about two years here in N. Calif. Cool picture of an old bike is the logo.
Selah."
Gary and Jeffraham--indeed. Very delicious.
Ahianne is a tired puppy. Trudged thru downtown, Boneyfiddle, and the Hilltop for Hackett today.
Ahianne
Yay, Ahianne!!!
Glass of wine, perhaps? We have pinot noir and pinot grigio. Or beer if you prefer.
"12 inches..." was a Confederacy of Dunces riff, inspired by the hot dog cart.
"You eat meals? Two of them? Interesting."
--GWPDA
Well yes, usually a "meal" between breakfast and lunch (brunch?), and then dinner, around 6 or 7pm.
I hope you are not mocking me, since I really like everything I read that you write.
I think it's time for the Hot Vampire Sex...
By the way, I hope all you bath-takers aren't using up all the hot water.
Nope. Ran a cool bath. Was hot here today.
Since you were supposed to start last week - that's an extra 160 miles per day.
I can totally do that.
Hot Vampire Babe on the prowl!
MeeeeeeOW!
We were talking about *pizza*?
watertiger
Yeh,
I'm waiting for mine to be delivered.
I love swimming in the rain!
yeah yeah, long walks on the beach, blah blah blah...
What about pina coladas?
I would SO do Rosa!
Just saying...
Thats the leatherclad blood sucker, right?
Oh ya!
"Hello, I'm Basil Exposition, here to tell you about the Hot Vampire Babe backstory."
Sallyh: Gary and Jeffraham--indeed. Very delicious.
Ah, I'll probably never see it here, unfortunately. I've also never seen Red Nectar Ale, here, and it is delish. Lots o' great ales made on the left coast never make it here. I thought I'd died and gone to Stovokor when SNPA and Redhook became available here.
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and here i've been hang'n out on NTodds blog looking at raptors and zephyr, mmm zephyr. while all the action is happening over here.
every day i tell myself i'm not coming back here until they hand out indictments (this place will be hopping then), but that could be awhile.
it fuck'n better happen.
I eat like a hobbit: breaky, 2nd breaky, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, supper...
What about pina coladas?
Rupert Holmes, another denizen of my home town, along with "a Mr. Richard Feder".
Ah, our explanation!
Did anyone make heads or tails of it?
Chris T--are you expousing that story?
Hot Vampire Babe is looking a lot like Talisa Soto in Vampirella...
I'm all verklempt.
Eli
I realize they're working a strict budget, but this seems like a 1-hour show padded out with.. long.. painful.. dialogue.
WTG, Ahianne! Sure hope it pays off. My worry is repigs have no problem with voting for senile(Bunning) insane(OK Sen) corrupt(DeLay) goons, so Schmidt might be right up their alley.
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Rosa is the hot butch Asian babe.
Space vampires in fetish gear who find captains interesting are a neat twist.
What happened with the talking space vampire slug again? And why did it have an Eastern European accent?
Then again, all these hot vampire babes look alike to me.
Ya know, a vampire babe should be really good at, um, sucking...
I hope you are not mocking me, since I really like everything I read that you write.
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No, I'm always interested in the way people eat - honest. I've got a whole bunch of metabolic issues that have screwed up how I eat pretty good - so it's illuminating to see how other folks function.
"It would be my pleasure to relax you."
And then they go to commercial? WTF?
And why did it have an Eastern European accent?
I thought it sounded like the worm guys from MIB.
BRUUUUUUCE!
Eli--dude, you so have to watch out for the teeth.
Did anyone make heads or tails of it?
I think because she was born to formerly human scientists who had been vampirized, she didn't fully embrace the Vampire Ethos.
Or something...
What happened with the talking space vampire slug again? And why did it have an Eastern European accent?
THat was eastern European?
I coulda sworn it was spanish.
Well, truth in advertising people --
Space vampire dialogue genuinely does suck...
and here i've been hang'n out on NTodds blog looking at raptors and zephyr, mmm zephyr.
You can have the raptor, but Zephyr's mine. She's got a camp not too far from the Fortress of Solitude. Downside: she's likely going to run for Congress, and I don't think having a wonderful, torrid affair with a married C-list blogger who doesn't like the Democratic party will help her campaign.
I am so happy about this Frist switcheroo that I can barely contain myself.
There is so much good that will come out of this... both political and substantive.
For one, we already have our 08 anti-Frist slogan...
"flip-flop, flip-flop!"
Eli--dude, you so have to watch out for the teeth.
Which ones?
Oh ya!
TIdal wave. Next week on Scifi!
Be there or .... miss it.
Jeff:
I got burned out on Sierra Nevada awhile ago. Luckily, as you say, there are many FINE micros available here.
Selah.
Senor Wences, VAMPIRE HUNTER!
Chris Tucker
With Topo Gigio to carry the stakes?
Codename V. is finding the Burger King guys in chicken suits scarier than the space vampires.
And where's Hootie?
Nope. Ran a cool bath. Was hot here today.
watertiger, you should have come for a swim out in New Jersey.
"It would be my pleasure to relax you."
And then they go to commercial? WTF?
Sallyh
They never show doobie smokin' on TV nowadays.
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I thought it sounded like the worm guys from MIB.
I still say, Triumph the Comedy Insult Talking Space Vampire Slug.
Uses the same technology to create the effect, too...
"It would be my pleasure to relax you."
And then they go to commercial? WTF?
You did'nt actually expect the guy to , ummm, get laid did ya?
Fielding, you be much better off watching Blackadder. Miranda is spectacular. "Fisrst I'm going to have a little drinky, then I'm going to execute the whole bally lot of you".
Rupert Holmes, another denizen of my home town...
...wrote two of the worst songs ever committed to vinyl: "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" and "Timothy" which was recorded by The Buoys.
There's a very toasty place waiting for Mr. Holmes in my personal