HULK SMASH!!!

GravatarDon't thread on me!
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GravatarEvening, JP...lotsa room here.


GravatarOh, give me a home
Where the moonbats will roam
Where the beer and the alcohol flow...
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Gravatars soon as I start talking....


GravatarNTodd: German artillery?

Could be that a wormhole has opened in Green Hills, yeah...
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Gravatarmena -- Fat Tire? Izzat the stuff with the Steadman illustrations?
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GravatarHeh...I noticed that Mena... you have impeccable timing.


GravatarI think we're alone, now...
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GravatarJeez, had to go clean up the kitchen. Need to catch up on the thread below.

Threading water here.


GravatarEvening, evening moonbats

I think that SciFi movie delved deeply into the the lows of pop culture. The concept should have been rejected. Let me see, Vampire hunters in space? Right. Next,


GravatarWell, the topic of the last thread was so awful, I kinda stayed away. I hate stories like that.


GravatarThe footprint of the American chickenhawk!


GravatarOh, and shameless blogwhore.


GravatarChimpy's friends in Saudi are still at it:

Sunday Times UK Osman, a 27-year-old asylum seeker from Ethiopia who has British citizenship, was arrested by Italian police at his brother’s flat in Rome after an international manhunt.

He is reported to have travelled to France via the Eurostar and then to Italy. Shortly before his arrest, Osman made one phone call to a Saudi Arabian mobile number.


GravatarMena really does have the magic touch.


GravatarNTodd: German artillery?

Could be that a wormhole has opened in Green Hills, yeah...


Speaking of wormholes...didn't I pose the German arty hypothesis in another thread?


GravatarNow I've got zucchini bread in the oven and I have to start the bbq for the hamburgers... a woman's work is never done!


GravatarMan, I really HATE space vampires. They're a real problem.


GravatarDamn Jeffraham,

red and green neon thing kinda, youza!
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WoooooHoooooo!!


GravatarMena really does have the magic touch.

Shhh...she's very sensitive about that.


GravatarDWD: Let me see, Vampire hunters in space? Right.

Wasn't there a Jason movie in space? Never saw it; assumed it was direct-to-video, sold only at overstock.com, like the anti-Michael Moore flicks.
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GravatarMe, I'm just waiting for my pizza to be delivered.


Gravatar Man, I really HATE space vampires. They're a real problem.

Try space garlic and space crucifixes. Work like a charm.


GravatarDiane - ste your watch by me.


Jeffra - no, I don't know which that is. This has a nice watercolor illus. on the label of a red bicycle. It's a delicious amber ale, made in, I'm sorry, Fort Collins, CO. I didn't know that. Oh well.


Gravatar Me, I'm just waiting for my pizza to be delivered.

Toppings?


GravatarThenbig problem with space vamires seems to be really boring space dialogue.


GravatarNTodd: Speaking of wormholes...didn't I pose the German arty hypothesis in another thread?

Yes; I am multitasking and cross-threading, tonight... all with one beer tied behind my back, I might add.
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GravatarFrom previous thread:

HAH! Screwed by the TSA, even in space!
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Damn! Where the hell is Vondi, the German Space Tourist?
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GravatarDon't forget, kids - "Duck Soup," 9 PM Pacific, midnite Eastern, on TCM.

"Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the freeeeeeeeeeee...!"


GravatarMan, I really HATE space vampires. They're a real problem.



Deadly kind of problem, if you ask the captain.


GravatarFuckin' A, I'm the Captain.

Hot butch Asian babe is wearing a black bra!


Gravatarmena: Jeffra - no, I don't know which that is. This has a nice watercolor illus. on the label of a red bicycle. It's a delicious amber ale, made in, I'm sorry, Fort Collins, CO. I didn't know that. Oh well.

The "Steadman" ale also has the word "tire" in it, IIRC. But, IMO, it is shite.

Any amber ale that's hoppy, is jiggy.
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GravatarWhere the hell is Vondi, the German Space Tourist?


GravatarThe fixtures in this space vampire ship look like they came from a space Home Depot.


GravatarToppings?
NTodd


Da woiks.

Thin crust though, I'm trying to watch my weight a little.


Gravatar I am multitasking and cross-threading, tonight... all with one beer tied behind my back, I might add.

Truly a Renaissance Man in the mold of da Vinci!


GravatarFat Tire? Izzat the stuff with the Steadman illustrations?
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Jeffraham Prestonian


Nah, that's Flying Dog. Of "Doggy Style Ale" fame.


GravatarShhh...she's very sensitive about that.
NTodd
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Yes, she goddamn well is!! You could say hello once in a while, ya know?


GravatarI'm trying to watch my weight a little.

Why? Where's it going?


GravatarThe temperature has plunged to 76F, the windows are open, Arthur is snoring and the rain is dibbling away. Marvelous. Somebody in the neighborhood has creosote too.


GravatarNTodd: Truly a Renaissance Man in the mold of da Vinci!

More closely in the mold of The Comic Book Guy.
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GravatarI managed 3 pages of The Simarillion!

I'm reading it because I've read everything else in my house. Well, everything except that Kevin Phillips book on the Bush Dynasty. Baths are supposed to be relaxing.

And yes, I used lavender bubble bath.


GravatarThere's a new Bill Maher show coming up on HBO.. I guess I'll have to miss the space vampires.


GravatarRosa is a bloodthirsty little thing!

"I'M FULL OF TINIER VAMPIRE LEECHES!"


GravatarVampire space slugs? Yecch.


Gravatar The fixtures in this space vampire ship look like they came from a space Home Depot.

I hate their Space Lighting Department. Way too bright and too many choices.

Thin crust though, I'm trying to watch my weight a little.

Coming to EschaCon? Me, I'm planning on riding my bike starting Monday. 700 miles a day.


GravatarThe temperature has plunged to 76F
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Ah, I remember those days....


GravatarSteveLG: Nah, that's Flying Dog. Of "Doggy Style Ale" fame.

Ah yes! It's "Tire Biter Ale," then, yes? Insipid stuff. Truly marginal, but the Steadman made me have to try it... once.
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Gravatar I'm trying to watch my weight a little.

Why? Where's it going?
©smalfish


Same place as Forrest Gump's war wound.


GravatarNow, we struggle most of the year to get UP to the 70's.


GravatarMe, I'm planning on riding my bike starting Monday. 700 miles a day.

Cool. You'll be in Alaska in under a week!


GravatarWhat the hell?

Was that really Triumph, The Comic Insult Vampire Space Slug in that dude's chest?


GravatarVampire space slugs? Yecch.

Taking vampire slugs, no less!


Gravatar"S'allright?"

'S'allright!"

Senor Wences, VAMPIRE HUNTER!


GravatarGWPDA - that sounds heavenly.



We've gotten hot again and dry.


GravatarSame place as Forrest Gump's war wound.

Running?


GravatarAt last! A thread where I'm not two hours behind. You folks are just too prolific.

Jeff:

I will vouch for Fat Tire as good stuff. Been around for about two years here in N. Calif. Cool picture of an old bike is the logo.

Selah.
CAGary


Gravatar
And yes, I used lavender bubble bath.


Elitist liberal swine!


GravatarSame place as Forrest Gump's war wound.

On TV? In front of the President?


GravatarSame place as Forrest Gump's war wound.

On TV? In front of the President?


GravatarYes, she goddamn well is!! You could say hello once in a while, ya know?

Hello!

More closely in the mold of The Comic Book Guy.

Worst. Open thread. Everrrrrr.

I managed 3 pages of The Simarillion!

Quick: who are the Children of Iluvatar?


GravatarWe've gotten hot again and dry.

Alas, we've only gotten hot and stickier.


GravatarDiane has played ONE too many rounds of Katamari Damacy, I fear.


Gravatar Insipid stuff. Truly marginal, but the Steadman made me have to try it... once.

Pretty damned ordinary, to be sure.

But I did like the little slogans on the six pack carriers and bottle caps that said things like: "Bad People Drink Bad Beer."


GravatarAnd yes, I used lavender bubble bath.

That stuff puts me to sleep. When I get out of the tub, I can barely dry off and stagger to the bed.


GravatarYou'll be in Alaska in under a week!

I thought EschaCon was in Philly...


GravatarIt was a bunch of fun to be in the pool while the rain rained down.


GravatarQuick: who are the Children of Iluvatar?

You mean Manwe and his homies and bitches?


GravatarOh sure, just abandon me..
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GravatarI am (perhaps temporarily) in for the second half of the Space Vampire Liveblogging. The shadowy and mysterious Codename V. is quite appalled and, well, underwhelmed.


GravatarI thought EschaCon was in Philly...

You did'nt get the memo?


GravatarAlas, we've only gotten hot and stickier.

And Leon's gotten larrrrrger....


GravatarWeight control: no snacks. Two meals a day (make them yourself).

Benefits: you can drink all the beer you want and not gain weight.


GravatarThe shadowy and mysterious Codename V. is quite appalled and, well, underwhelmed.

V. is . . .

what the fuck? the slug talks?!


GravatarThey're not even *trying* to make it not look like a hand.


Codename V. is calling it Pepi The Vampire Space Prawn.


GravatarUnfortunately, I am reduced to ordering pizza from Pizza Hut because I got banned by the good place. I was cleaning a .38 special revolver to sell to a friend of mine and still had the gun in my hand when the poor delivery man arrived.


GravatarNTodd - Elves and men are the children of Illuvatar.

I rather like The Silmarilion, but it took a couple tries before I did.


GravatarFYI, Bill Maher on HBO


GravatarTwo meals a day (make them yourself).

You eat meals? Two of them? Interesting.


GravatarEl Gato Negro, is a vampire space alien?


GravatarThe set decoration is cheap, but the special FX are pretty cool.

WTF! A talking space vampire slug? Somebody must have obtained some space acid and watched "Brain Damage."
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GravatarIt was a bunch of fun to be in the pool while the rain rained down.

I love swimming in the rain!

yeah yeah, long walks on the beach, blah blah blah...


GravatarComing to EschaCon? Me, I'm planning on riding my bike starting Monday. 700 miles a day.
NTodd


GravatarVampirehunter fight!!!


GravatarGWPDA- I love swimming in the rain.

Also in the sun, in the middle of the night, when it's hot and the water's cold, when it's cold and the water's hot....


GravatarSo, they're, like, vampire revolutionaries?


GravatarMichael Ironside?!


GravatarPOWER TO THE VAMPEOPLE!!!


GravatarYou mean Manwe and his homies and bitches?

You read more than 3 pages.

You did'nt get the memo?

I knew it. I always get invited to fake parties when all the cool kids hang out somewhere else. Middle and High School all over again...


GravatarYou mean Manwe and his homies and bitches?

You read more than 3 pages.

You did'nt get the memo?

I knew it. I always get invited to fake parties when all the cool kids hang out somewhere else. Middle and High School all over again...


Gravataryeah yeah, long walks on the beach, blah blah blah...
watertiger - Somehow that come off as well when you substitute long walks on the treadmill at 20% elevation until your heart rate reaches 125.


GravatarSo, are Deluises one of the vampire species, then?


Gravatar El Gato Negro, is a vampire space alien?

Is that like the mexican Blackula?


Gravatar12" of paradise!


GravatarEvening, moonbats.

GWPDA - didja get the recipes I sent?

Ahianne is a tired puppy. Trudged thru downtown, Boneyfiddle, and the Hilltop for Hackett today.


GravatarSomebody must have obtained some space acid and watched "Brain Damage."

Fielding -



It's my turn to take a bath. I think I'll from there to Hogwarts.

Ciao, Batses. Sweet dreams.


GravatarMay I just say - fuck haloscan?


*ahem*...as I was saying:

Me, I'm planning on riding my bike starting Monday. 700 miles a day.
NTodd
flory, Contributing Editorix


Since you were supposed to start last week - that's an extra 160 miles per day.


And yes, I used lavender bubble bath.

Elitist liberal swine!
Thersites


Pshaw!!

Woman of extraordinary good taste and discretion.


(says the moonbat carrying her glass of wine to her lavendar scented tub)


Gravatar"Bloodsuckers." Now this is camp!


GravatarThe insane xian relatives with the little crosses standing on their shoulders are about to meet, not just the drunken boys from the booze-up, but Miranda Richardson as Good Queen Bess, in the hall closet.


Great Boo's Up!


GravatarI like sex in the rain. Hmmmm....Long walks on the beach are OK too.


Gravatarthat come off as well
that doesn't come off as well....

I have got to put a better light on the desk here...


GravatarWay to go, Ahianne!


GravatarEli--you're here! I thought you were in SC!

Is this entertainment or what?


GravatarWasn't there a Jason movie in space? Never saw it; assumed it was direct-to-video, sold only at overstock.com, like the anti-Michael Moore flicks.

No, it was in the theatres for a short time. It was horrible, but it had a few good moments. And it featured Lexa Doig. After I have enslaved your race and disembowelled that goofy husband of hers, I shall make her my queen.


Gravatar12" of paradise!
Chris Tucker


Are we still talking about pizza?
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GravatarCongrats to Ahianne! Go Blue!
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Gravatargreetings!


GravatarTena,

The Simarillion was interesting after many journeys through the Lord of the Rings, because it filled in so much foundation. But it was a slog in many spots.

Selah.
CAGary


GravatarThis is so touching.

I'm all verklempt.


GravatarI would SO do Rosa!

Just saying...


GravatarI'm not even puttin on Maher. He'll probably say something that pisses me off, and I don't want to ruin my mellow.


Gravatar10% of Wal-Mart's Arizona workforce is taking advantage of the state's healthcare plan for poor people: http://www.azcentral.com/ arizona...30ahcccs30.html

Wal-Mart employs 28,000+ workers, and is the state's largest employer. 2800 of those workers are on AHCCS. Other large fast food and supermarket outfits are also on the list. The state itself has 500 people on AHCCS rather on state insurance.

Approximately 1 million Arizonans are on AHCCS. Half of those people work. I wonder how many of us Arizonans have "regular" insurance, given the number of elderly here in the state that are Medicare and so on.

Of course, Wal-Mart disputes the figure, but the truth of the matter is that Wal-Mart's cheapest insurance costs $40 a month and has a $1,100 deductible. And that's for one person.

This chaps my hide because another super Mall-Wart is going in not far from where I live (along with a Bass Pro). As I told my father, why can't Mesa get quality jobs, not these jobs that don't pay a living wage?? He doesn't see a problem. (shakes head)


GravatarHi Ya'll -
There's still room on the comment thread of Bitchfest Contest. In the second update, you can follow the link to find NTodd in the outfit he's going to wear while singing at EschaCon.


GravatarI am! Codename V. and I are watching it and liveblogging.



Do we have an explanation of why the hot vampire babe is a vampirehunter yet?


GravatarKarin's thoughts on good times to go swimming remind me of Madame Bollinger's on good times to drink Champagne:

"I drink Champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad," said Madame Bollinger, one of the grandes dames of Champagne. "Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company, I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise, I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty."

By the way, I hope all you bath-takers aren't using up all the hot water.


GravatarGWPDA - didja get the recipes I sent?


Ahianne, I did, they're sitting on the counter, waiting to be made. I had to deal with the ground turkey today however - but soon.


GravatarAre we still talking about pizza?

We were talking about *pizza*?


Gravatar"Jeff:

I will vouch for Fat Tire as good stuff. Been around for about two years here in N. Calif. Cool picture of an old bike is the logo.

Selah."

Gary and Jeffraham--indeed. Very delicious.


GravatarAhianne is a tired puppy. Trudged thru downtown, Boneyfiddle, and the Hilltop for Hackett today.
Ahianne


Yay, Ahianne!!!

Glass of wine, perhaps? We have pinot noir and pinot grigio. Or beer if you prefer.


Gravatar"12 inches..." was a Confederacy of Dunces riff, inspired by the hot dog cart.


Gravatar"You eat meals? Two of them? Interesting."
--GWPDA

Well yes, usually a "meal" between breakfast and lunch (brunch?), and then dinner, around 6 or 7pm.

I hope you are not mocking me, since I really like everything I read that you write.


GravatarI think it's time for the Hot Vampire Sex...


GravatarBy the way, I hope all you bath-takers aren't using up all the hot water.

Nope. Ran a cool bath. Was hot here today.


GravatarSince you were supposed to start last week - that's an extra 160 miles per day.

I can totally do that.


GravatarHot Vampire Babe on the prowl!

MeeeeeeOW!


GravatarWe were talking about *pizza*?
watertiger


Yeh,

I'm waiting for mine to be delivered.


Gravatar
I love swimming in the rain!

yeah yeah, long walks on the beach, blah blah blah...


What about pina coladas?


Gravatar I would SO do Rosa!

Just saying...


Thats the leatherclad blood sucker, right?

Oh ya!


Gravatar"Hello, I'm Basil Exposition, here to tell you about the Hot Vampire Babe backstory."


GravatarSallyh: Gary and Jeffraham--indeed. Very delicious.

Ah, I'll probably never see it here, unfortunately. I've also never seen Red Nectar Ale, here, and it is delish. Lots o' great ales made on the left coast never make it here. I thought I'd died and gone to Stovokor when SNPA and Redhook became available here.
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Gravatarand here i've been hang'n out on NTodds blog looking at raptors and zephyr, mmm zephyr. while all the action is happening over here.

every day i tell myself i'm not coming back here until they hand out indictments (this place will be hopping then), but that could be awhile.

it fuck'n better happen.


GravatarI eat like a hobbit: breaky, 2nd breaky, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, supper...


GravatarWhat about pina coladas?

Rupert Holmes, another denizen of my home town, along with "a Mr. Richard Feder".


GravatarAh, our explanation!

Did anyone make heads or tails of it?


GravatarChris T--are you expousing that story?


GravatarHot Vampire Babe is looking a lot like Talisa Soto in Vampirella...


GravatarI'm all verklempt.
Eli


I realize they're working a strict budget, but this seems like a 1-hour show padded out with.. long.. painful.. dialogue.

WTG, Ahianne! Sure hope it pays off. My worry is repigs have no problem with voting for senile(Bunning) insane(OK Sen) corrupt(DeLay) goons, so Schmidt might be right up their alley.
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GravatarRosa is the hot butch Asian babe.


GravatarSpace vampires in fetish gear who find captains interesting are a neat twist.

What happened with the talking space vampire slug again? And why did it have an Eastern European accent?


GravatarThen again, all these hot vampire babes look alike to me.



Ya know, a vampire babe should be really good at, um, sucking...


Gravatar
I hope you are not mocking me, since I really like everything I read that you write.
mer

No, I'm always interested in the way people eat - honest. I've got a whole bunch of metabolic issues that have screwed up how I eat pretty good - so it's illuminating to see how other folks function.


Gravatar"It would be my pleasure to relax you."

And then they go to commercial? WTF?


GravatarAnd why did it have an Eastern European accent?

I thought it sounded like the worm guys from MIB.


GravatarBRUUUUUUCE!


GravatarEli--dude, you so have to watch out for the teeth.


GravatarDid anyone make heads or tails of it?

I think because she was born to formerly human scientists who had been vampirized, she didn't fully embrace the Vampire Ethos.

Or something...


GravatarWhat happened with the talking space vampire slug again? And why did it have an Eastern European accent?

THat was eastern European?

I coulda sworn it was spanish.


GravatarWell, truth in advertising people --

Space vampire dialogue genuinely does suck...


Gravatar and here i've been hang'n out on NTodds blog looking at raptors and zephyr, mmm zephyr.

You can have the raptor, but Zephyr's mine. She's got a camp not too far from the Fortress of Solitude. Downside: she's likely going to run for Congress, and I don't think having a wonderful, torrid affair with a married C-list blogger who doesn't like the Democratic party will help her campaign.


GravatarI am so happy about this Frist switcheroo that I can barely contain myself.

There is so much good that will come out of this... both political and substantive.

For one, we already have our 08 anti-Frist slogan...

"flip-flop, flip-flop!"


Gravatar Eli--dude, you so have to watch out for the teeth.

Which ones?


GravatarOh ya!

TIdal wave. Next week on Scifi!

Be there or .... miss it.


GravatarJeff:

I got burned out on Sierra Nevada awhile ago. Luckily, as you say, there are many FINE micros available here.

Selah.


GravatarSenor Wences, VAMPIRE HUNTER!
Chris Tucker


With Topo Gigio to carry the stakes?


GravatarCodename V. is finding the Burger King guys in chicken suits scarier than the space vampires.



And where's Hootie?


GravatarNope. Ran a cool bath. Was hot here today.
watertiger, you should have come for a swim out in New Jersey.


Gravatar "It would be my pleasure to relax you."

And then they go to commercial? WTF?
Sallyh


They never show doobie smokin' on TV nowadays.
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GravatarI thought it sounded like the worm guys from MIB.

I still say, Triumph the Comedy Insult Talking Space Vampire Slug.

Uses the same technology to create the effect, too...


Gravatar "It would be my pleasure to relax you."

And then they go to commercial? WTF?


You did'nt actually expect the guy to , ummm, get laid did ya?


GravatarFielding, you be much better off watching Blackadder. Miranda is spectacular. "Fisrst I'm going to have a little drinky, then I'm going to execute the whole bally lot of you".


GravatarRupert Holmes, another denizen of my home town...

...wrote two of the worst songs ever committed to vinyl: "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" and "Timothy" which was recorded by The Buoys.

There's a very toasty place waiting for Mr. Holmes in my personal hell.



...seems a shame to have this conversation without simels in attendance, however.


GravatarThers, what the hell is your gravatar?

That's an awfully funny-looking shoebat.


Gravatarmaher's show on hbo has been nothing but ripping bushco with a vengeance i haven't really seen from him before.

it's quite satisfying to watch.


Gravatar Eli--dude, you so have to watch out for the teeth.

Which ones?


Canines?


Gravataruh oh... one of our stalwart coalition buddies, just told the chimp, to pack his bags and take a hike...i guess that, Uzbekistan just didn't like the democratic crusade that da chimp & co was pushing...


GravatarI don't read the Daily Howler much but what's on there now on Plamegate is an all but unreadable mass of parsing and dialectic hair-splitting.
....must have caffeine.....


GravatarCAGary: I got burned out on Sierra Nevada awhile ago. Luckily, as you say, there are many FINE micros available here.

The reason I probably haven't yet is because it's too expensive to consume on a regular basis (at least, for a guy looking at Month 26 of no employment; when I was making $60K/yr., I was having pints of it regularly, at the Broadway Brewhouse).

The fine micor here is Red Springs Ale, @ Blackstone, on West End Ave. I'll put it up against anything I've ever quaffed. Sadly, you have to be on-site to enjoy it.
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GravatarShe was talking about sex?

I totally missed that!


GravatarSo who here is going to order that damed bowflex?

GO on, dont be afraid to tell the group.


Gravatar Thers, what the hell is your gravatar?

That's an awfully funny-looking shoebat.


It is of course the beautiful and brilliant and much-lamented Kirsty MacColl.


GravatarWell, *that* totally sucks...

Um, so to speak.


GravatarOOO, Vampiric sex!


GravatarDidn't I see this in "Demolition Man"?


Gravatar"Sex with you would be inappropriate."

Um, yeah.

They have candles on a spaceship?


GravatarSo... vampire sex involves hallucinating the Paris Hilton sex video?


Gravatar "It would be my pleasure to relax you."

And then they go to commercial?


"...if a relaxing moment turns into the right moment..."

"Science fiction movies lasting over four hours, while unusual, are abnormal and require the immediate attention of a hot medical babe..."


Gravatar So who here is going to order that damed bowflex?
Whenever I see a Bowflex ad, all I can thiunk of is what would happen if one of the connectors broke and a fully "feexed" bow came springing back.

BOIIING!!!


GravatarSo, were the actors having *real* vampiric sex, or was it simulated?


GravatarWhy do vampire chicks think Matchbox-20-esque but even crappier music is sexy?


GravatarUh oh, asian babe...MAD!


GravatarThey have candles on a spaceship?

In case the power goes out.


GravatarRosa is SO jealous!

Yeah, Rosa, she REALLY needs a good, hard, "locked and loading!"


Gravatar "Sex with you would be inappropriate."

Man, I hate when that happens.


GravatarEli - what is this Codename V. of which you speak?

"Sex with no touching" - good for him, not so good for the guys at the space laundromat.
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GravatarSquad 51, squad 51. Fire at ice station zebra.


GravatarYa know, a vampire babe should be really good at, um, sucking...
Eli


Baby, take your teeth out, I will recline
Baby, take your teeth out, It'll be fine
Baby, take your teeth out, there aint nothing left to talk about

FZ


Gravatar Eli - what is this Codename V. of which you speak?

http://codenamev.blogspot.com


Gravatar So, were the actors having *real* vampiric sex, or was it simulated?

I think the vampires are doing their own acting.


Gravatarso vampire sex is just . . . thinking about sex?

what a cop-out.

We don't have enough power, Captain! We need more dylithium crystals!


GravatarI think some kind of bad spaceship thingy is happening.


GravatarI was hors de combat yesterday from a killer cold, so it's time for Belated Baby Blogging, Birthday edition!


GravatarI cant hold it, shes breaking up, shes breaking up!


Gravatar So, were the actors having *real* vampiric sex, or was it simulated?

9 Vampire Songs?

Eli - what is this Codename V. of which you speak?

http://codenamev.blogspot.com


I think Eli's sweet on V.


GravatarAnd where's Hootie?
Eli


Which one, Sapperticker or Blowfish?


GravatarThe last thing the space vampires would expect is for us to totally commit suicide by attacking them!

It's brilliant!


Rosa needs to get a grip already.


Gravatar""...if a relaxing moment turns into the right moment..."

Maybe they're using vampire Cialis.

Selah.


Gravatarspeaking of gravatars, how come Fielding Mellish's gravatar is Kent's kitty? (on the thread below)Is haloscan messing with us again?


GravatarFielding, you be much better off watching Blackadder.
mena


I've got 3 of the DVDs, including the Elizabethean season. And yes, the episode with the false breasts is among my favorites. I also like Brian Blessed as the unbalanced lusty warrior.
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GravatarMaybe they're using vampire Cialis.

Viacula.


GravatarWhenever I see a bowflex ad, I think of WICKERMAN!

[Fire dancers torch a giant Wicker Man, about 35 feet in height, which took two weeks to build, at the climax of the Wickerman Festival, Kirkcudbright, Scotland at midnight Saturday July 23, 2005.]


GravatarOh Lord, nobody tell Holden. Eleanor got a Sparkle Pony for her birthday. A Pink one.


Gravatar
I think Eli's sweet on V.


I think Eli's one pretty damn lucky dude.


GravatarOhhhhhh! BURN on the hot butch Asian babe!


Gravatar"Have fun storming the castle"???

A *Princess Bride* reference????


GravatarOh now that looked real.

Who draws these sets anyway?


GravatarWait... so when you fool around with a vampire chick, it's really you're having sex with your wife alla time?

Kewl.


GravatarHave to admit, I haven't laughed at a Scifi movie so hard since Mansquito.


GravatarI was going to e-mail Holden personally to point out Eleanor's four sparkle ponies.


GravatarI think Eli's one pretty damn lucky dude.

Ditto.


Codename V. suggests that maybe the new captain's father was slaughtered by a six-fingered vamp.


GravatarCan this giant Slim-Whitman type person get eaten already?


GravatarPut up or shut up!


Gravatar Wait... so when you fool around with a vampire chick, it's really you're having sex with your wife alla time?

Kewl.


What if your wife *is* a vampire chick? *Then* what do you do?


GravatarOtter--and a beauty Miss Eleanor is!


GravatarHow much do you wanna bet one of the cast members is responsible for the poignant ballad?

Hey, if Keanu can do it..
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GravatarI had to, am glad to...
Vampire slayers against Bush
(and we need them more than ever)

http://tinyurl.com/93598


GravatarRosa needs to get a grip already.

She just wants to be loved.


GravatarI like the planet they landed on. They only need hang out a few minutes and they'll meet a landing party from some Star Trek series or other.


GravatarEvening All,

so our friends, the Uzbeks are kicking us out of their country. We'll have to find anoter place to have our prisoners boiled, I guess.


GravatarShe just wants to be loved.

Can't he just *tell* her he had hot vampire sex with her? How would she know the difference?


Gravatar"She just wants to be loved>"

Reporting for duty!


GravatarCan't he just *tell* her he had hot vampire sex with her? How would she know the difference?

He's a doofus.


Gravatarspeaking of gravatars, how come Fielding Mellish's gravatar is Kent's kitty? (on the thread below)Is haloscan messing with us again?
Karin


I just see my happy kitty, and Kent's normal Cletus (that doesn't sound right). I had to clear the cache to see it after changing back, however. Inscrutable are the ways of the gravatar.
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GravatarOK, that is one disturbing SciFi interstitial promo.


GravatarReporting for duty!

Your soldier needs to be at attention.before she'll acknowledge you.


GravatarObviously, I should cut all my hair off and dye it lavender. That's the way to get the boys!


GravatarYour soldier needs to be at attention.before she'll acknowledge you.

Present... arm!


GravatarOK, that is one disturbing SciFi interstitial promo.

Yes, yes it was. Blowing into a chihuahua's anus. Tsk tsk. Where's Santorum?


GravatarYes, yes it was. Blowing into a chihuahua's anus. Tsk tsk. Where's Santorum?

That wasn't him?


GravatarThanks, all. flory, I'll have a nice dark stout if you please. GWPDA, I figured you wouldn't have had time to try them yet, just wanted to make sure you got them. Which you did.


Gravatar"Where's Santorum?"

All over his lips?


Gravatar"Where's Santorum?"

All over his lips?


Gravatar Obviously, I should cut all my hair off and dye it lavender. That's the way to get the boys!

Not all of the dearie, not all of them.


GravatarThe captain's plan seems to be working out perfectly. I assume that plan was to walk around in the desert getting a wicked sunburn until they get eaten by vampires.


GravatarI think Thers is about to get his wish any second now...


GravatarI like the planet they landed on. They only need hang out a few minutes and they'll meet a landing party from some Star Trek series or other.

Hopefully it's not that Garden of Eden planet where the soil is acidic and the fruit kills you.


GravatarThe Slim Whitman one, that is...

Sorry.


GravatarGolly jeepers, Jim! I feel all left out of the SciFi thang. But that's okay. I got to see a really bad movie this afternoon.
.


Gravatar Obviously, I should cut all my hair off and dye it lavender. That's the way to get the boys!

I prolly shouldn't say this with that lout Thers in the room, but I kinda like you the way you are.


GravatarThe hell?


GravatarDude, it's a 42-foot vampire mummy!


GravatarWheee! They're on a happy fun space vampire slide!


Gravatar"...and the fruit kills you."

Ohm swell, now you;ve gone and done it!

Incog will be here shortly to denounce all of us evil hetero scum.


Gravatar"...and the fruit kills you."

Ohm swell, now you;ve gone and done it!

Incog will be here shortly to denounce all of us evil hetero scum.


GravatarOh thats right. Like I'm going to kick a giant ant ill and expect to find a freeking hole in the ground. Where its likely to be fulll of vampires.


GravatarNTodd: Hopefully it's not that Garden of Eden planet where the soil is acidic and the fruit kills you.

Space Hippies! How horrid!
.


GravatarOtter's back & with cute pictures of Eleanor, fielding has the kitty back, reasonable temps in GWPDA's world...most is well with the world


GravatarAre they taking this in a 2001 sort of direction? Of The Usual Suspects? Or perhaps, Bride of the Atomic Monster?
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GravatarIncog will be here shortly to denounce all of us evil hetero scum.

He certainly has a pear, doesn't he? I think it would apple-ase him to see heteros in orange jumpsuits...


GravatarArthur wants to protect me while this small rain rains down, so it's beddy-byes all round. Sweet dreams.


GravatarI'd like to see the outtakes from that epi, where the Space Hippies smoke that awesome Wormhole Weed with Mr. Spock, and he gets the giggles...
.


GravatarSo what is this Jessica Simpson vampire freindly thing going on now?


GravatarOh no! Captain Gung-Ho is a vampire!

What a dilemma!


GravatarCaptain Vampire, Kronos Hunter!

Huh, what?


GravatarBride of the Atomic Monster

"Poison's still fresh...three days."


Gravatarso our friends, the Uzbeks are kicking us out of their country. We'll have to find another place to have our prisoners boiled, I guess.

Yup, evicted with 6 months notice. Which is more than I ever got, BTW.
Do you think it was the loud parties that did it? Or were they late paying the rent?


GravatarI think the big benefit is the dental plan.


GravatarHow long until Cap'n Hunk runs into his dead wife?


GravatarSo what is this Jessica Simpson vampire freindly thing going on now?
Thersites


a daisy duke vampire?


GravatarSo... annoying characters don't die but come back as smug self-righteous eco-vampires?

Swell.


GravatarObviously, I should cut all my hair off and dye it lavender.

And then, what, knit something out of it? Oh, you mean your scalp. Silly me.


Gravatara daisy duke vampire?

Dracs Of Hazzard?


GravatarHmmm.. somebody named "Churchill" advocating collaboration with a faction hated by most. I've been reading too many blogs, or else am just suffering from metaphoritis.
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GravatarYou can kiss my assertiveness...

Impressive.


GravatarThis has just gone over the top.


GravatarMaybe I should start throwing people into walls for Christmas. Much cheaper than all that material crap.


GravatarI'd like to see the outtakes from that epi, where the Space Hippies smoke that awesome Wormhole Weed with Mr. Spock, and he gets the giggles...

Spock: duuuuude, that's so not logical.
Russian Space Hippy Chick: meeester Spock, vee haf found dat zee soda can is round...and has a reeem.
Spock: whoa!
Chekov: if I told you you had a nice body, vuld you hold eeet against me?


GravatarJeff:

I don't think we're missing much. Mrs. Gary is watching the vampire movie in the next room. From what I can hear, and the comments, it seems to be extra goofy.

Selah.


Gravatar This has just gone over the top.

It's vamped the shark?


Gravatarwhat the FUCK is going on in this movie? the blonde chick is the vampire captain's wife?

i'm so lost. but not that upset about it.


GravatarCome to the dark side. Join us and together we'll rule the galaxy.

Stop me if you've heard this before.


GravatarI was a bit pissed at Washington Week In Review when the presstitute reporting on the Plame outing story was directly asked "what did we learn about this State Dept. memo," and she utterly failed to mention the "secret -- no foreign" designations... grrrr!
.


GravatarWTF was Traitor Girl expecting???


GravatarNow the blonde is playing Andrew Sullivan..
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GravatarPompous self-rightious babe is SO going to get it!


GravatarVampires hate vegetarians!

Good to know!


Gravatar"Vegitarian!"

Oh, like that was a big surprise!


Gravatarwatertiger,
I missed the first 45 minutes. And you know what? I'm not upset about that.


Gravatarjeffraham--well, you won't waste time laughing at a badly done flick


GravatarGarrick Utley, since i was thinking about zephyr, and stealing her away from a C rate blogger like NTodd, who of course could do nothing but ruin her chance for a congressional seat, i considered my chances via my rapidly declining hair line. now i know it's vain, but i always liked Garrick Utley and i figure what the hell he's bald but he's handsome. found these transcripts most interesting. first link is from 1999.

"Each technology moves in the direction in which it has the largest marginal advantage," he said. "TV is going to become even more emotional and emotive. And text -- online or in the newspaper -- is where you'll get your information fixes."

not sure what date this Podcast? is from, but he postulates in an anecdote that CNN would give him about 1:30 mins. to get the story done, that's just about the time i tuned out.


GravatarThis has just gone over the top.

No.

Vegetarian!

Now it has.


GravatarWTF was Traitor Girl expecting???

Ok, somehow, my feed is behind some of you guys.


GravatarI think this head vampire's big problem is overacting...

"Vegetarian!"

Oh, poopie...

If they're trying to pretend this is a metaphor or sumpin' I'm going to be kicking some Sci-Fi writer ass...


Gravatar what the FUCK is going on in this movie? the blonde chick is the vampire captain's wife?

Different blonde chick.


At least there are no 42-foot bowflex wicker vampires.



Yet.


GravatarYou can have the raptor, but Zephyr's mine.

*ahem*

You thought I was relaxing in the bath and not paying attention - didn't you?


Gravatar"At least there are no 42-foot bowflex wicker vampires.



Yet.
"

Hope springs eternal, and all that sort of thing.

They've got another 10 minutes to go.


GravatarOh god, are you guys live-blogging
Bloodsuckers?


GravatarThis movie is boldly going to dumb places no one has gone before.


GravatarGolly jeepers, Jim! I feel all left out of the SciFi thang. But that's okay. I got to see a really bad movie this afternoon.

Barbara Eden as an ex-biker chick?
That's some casting.


GravatarBTW, I think the 42-foot vampire mummy looked a little bit like an evil clown...


GravatarSteve--well, it's Saturday night original Scifi movie time...


GravatarDoh, sometimes its pretty smart ot got to live feed and turn off the delay.


Gravatar Oh god, are you guys live-blogging
Bloodsuckers?


Mais, bien sur, mon ami!


GravatarGood thing all those empty boxes were there!


GravatarCan this giant Slim-Whitman type person get eaten already?


From our Department of Sentences
We Never Thought We'd See.....


GravatarYou thought I was relaxing in the bath and not paying attention - didn't you?

WiFi is the scourge of the human race. Or at least my chances at having multiple dates to EschaCon. I mean, erm...multiple radio shows.


GravatarGeneral Zod--would you be willing to do...dreadful things to my daughter's bf? I will pay you extra if you keep it clean and unnoticeable, but obviously, this is not the primary concern.


Gravatar This movie is boldly going to dumb places no one has gone before.

Codename V. says Mansquito was dumber.


Rule 1 of Vampire Fight Club...


Gravatar"Do yourself a favor... AND DIE!"

Why do the space vampires have a space warehouse filled with empty cardboard boxes?


GravatarMan, the vampire captain is like some kind of REALLY hostile mime!


GravatarI hesitate to say this, but do the trolls all get Sat night off?

Selah.


Gravatarwas that coloniel kurtz I saw in te background?


Gravatar Or at least my chances at having multiple dates to EschaCon.

You two timing vampire slug!


GravatarCodename V. says Mansquito was dumber.

I think I have to agree.


GravatarCAGary--often they don't appear till after they think their mommies are in bed.


GravatarIt's Electronica Vampire Dance Party!
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GravatarMatthew--where's the little dude, and how much damage has he wrought today?


GravatarVondi is on the side of HUmanity?


Gravatar"Vegetarian!"

So are we gonna get to see someone actually suck blood out of a turnip?


GravatarI hesitate to say this, but do the trolls all get Sat night off?

No, they get off on Sat night.


GravatarI'm going to assume we've teased out the what-if comic premise of Johnny Depp rather than Peter Deluise in this movie....


GravatarI totally want the vampire babe on my team.

Um, because she kicks so much ass, of course...


GravatarBeing a space vampire mostly seems to involve going "baaaaa-haaaaa!!!!" a lot.


Gravatarah good. more spurting blood.


GravatarDie, you freakin' vampire mime!

DIE, already!


GravatarGot some stuff to do before "Duck Soup" at 9. Thanks for letting me play.

Selah.


Gravatar I'm going to assume we've teased out the what-if comic premise of Johnny Depp rather than Peter Deluise in this movie....

Have there been any 21 Vamp Street comments yet?


GravatarSallyh,

He's been helping me paint the upstairs bathroom...trying to get ready for the au pair.

he got to play with marble madness for the first time today and he loved it. Sleping now...its 11 where we're at.


Gravatar I'm going to assume we've teased out the what-if comic premise of Johnny Depp rather than Peter Deluise in this movie....

Was there ever a question?

And that mustache? jeeze....


GravatarYou two timing vampire slug!

Please. I'm trying to be a five-timing vampire slug.


GravatarOooooh! BURN on YOU Muco!


Gravatary'know, if a dude was walking around my neighborhood in that hat, he'd be batting for the other team.


GravatarWhy was the bald dude head vampire wearing a gold lame chainmail bustier?


Gravatarcolonial kurtz is dead


GravatarCodename V. says Mansquito was dumber.

But this had better softcore.

None of the chick vampire hunters managed to run around in their undies though. That's an artistic failure.


GravatarFreedom is on the March in Pakistan!

"They told me to be quiet and not to tell anybody because it would ruin my reputation," Dr. Shazia remembers. One official warned that if she reported the [rape], she could be arrested.

That was a genuine risk. Under Pakistan's hudood laws, a woman who reports that she has been raped is liable to be arrested for adultery or fornication - since she admits to sex outside of marriage - unless she can provide four male eyewitnesses to the rape. Dr. Shazia wasn't sure she dared to report the crime, but she begged for permission to contact her family. So, she says, officials drugged her into a stupor and then confined her in a psychiatric hospital in Karachi.

. . . "When I treat rape victims, I tell the girls not to go to the police," Dr. Shershah Syed, a prominent gynecologist in Karachi, told me. "Because if she goes to the police, the police will rape her."



Gravatar I totally want the vampire babe on my team.

Um, because she kicks so much ass, of course...


What's her OBP?


GravatarUm, because she kicks so much ass, of course...

Your just saying that for posterities sake. You can't fool us.


GravatarOh, you guys are watching SciFi channel again?

But I want to talk politix!


Gravatar Being a space vampire mostly seems to involve going "baaaaa-haaaaa!!!!" a lot.
Thersites


Trolls are really space vampires! Well, maybe hamster space vampires.
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Gravatar y'know, if a dude was walking around my neighborhood in that hat, he'd be batting for the other team.

If a chick was walking around my neighborhood in a butch-lavender haircut... she'd be seeing a lot of cows.


GravatarBut I want to talk politix!

Politix? Which one was he?


Gravatarwtfwjd?

I gave up and flipped on sci-fi


GravatarGeneral Zod,

Regarding Sallyh's request for daughter's boyfriend eliminations:

Do you give volume discounts? I have one for you as well.


GravatarKarin: Barbara Eden as an ex-biker chick?
That's some casting.


Yer tellim' me! I LMAO when I saw that it scored just under 5 stars (out of 10) at imdb's rating pool... haw!
.


GravatarThey're lesbians?


GravatarLike a shmuck, I've been watching
The Forgotten, with Julianne Moore.

Pretty stupid....you guys must have
had much more fun....


Gravatar Oh, you guys are watching SciFi channel again?

But I want to talk politix!


It's Saturday night. Take a break.


GravatarYES! Hot Lesbo Vampire Imaginary Sex!


GravatarNone of the chick vampire hunters managed to run around in their undies though. That's an artistic failure.

Whoa...

Agreed.


GravatarYo ho, me hearties! *sproinngg*
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GravatarOMG! The short-haired Asian chick is totally gay! Wow!


Gravatarright. that explains her anger.

she's a dyke.


GravatarI have a thing for hot lesbian vampires.


GravatarI'm just watching LOTR.


Gravatarah. Napoleon Dynamite on Cinemax.


Gravatar Eli - what is this Codename V. of which you speak?

i haven't been there in awhile, but if you like superior writing about culture. that's a kick ass blog.

here i am all going on about Garrick Utley, and everyone totally immersed in vampires.


Gravataralien resurrection is on AMC

alien erection is on cinemax


Gravatar I have a thing for hot lesbian vampires.

[head pops up![]


GravatarGen. Zod, his name, address, picture, and a briefcase of unmarked bills will be at any coordinates you specify.

'Night, Bats!


Gravatar I'm just watching LOTR.

Again?!


You know?! There ARE other movies.


Gravataroh, reality bites on WE


GravatarI must have outgrown SNL. I watch it, but it's just not as funny to me as it was when I was drinking heavily and smoking a lot of weed.


GravatarAlrighty now. Thiis next one is about human sacrifice.

Can we get it to star our president?


GravatarYou know?! There ARE other movies.

Now I'm watching Dagon, which I can't even say without feeling like Boomhauer.


Gravatar"You know?! There ARE other movies."

Yeah! Like "Office Space".

Which is my Apres SciFi Liveblogging treat for tonight.


Gravatar y'know, if a dude was walking around my neighborhood in that hat, he'd be batting for the other team.

So space vampires have the power to show cheesy Skinemax mental porn, sometimes with a lesbo twist?

Are they cheaper than Time Warner?


GravatarMan, I feel like my life has been sucked out of me. I'm sleepy. So goodnight, vampire batties. If there's any hot lesbian vampire sex on this thread while I'm asleep, for the love of all you deem holy, please somebody send me video.


Gravatar Eli - what is this Codename V. of which you speak?

i haven't been there in awhile, but if you like superior writing about culture. that's a kick ass blog.

here i am all going on about Garrick Utley, and everyone totally immersed in vampires.
charley | Email | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 11:05 pm | #


charley,
I don't get to see many movies, so I depend on Codename V's re-telling of them. I find that quicker and more entertaining.


GravatarYeah! Like "Office Space".

Which is my Apres SciFi Liveblogging treat for tonight.


Office Space Vampires?


Gravatarpoopie

.


GravatarYou know?! There ARE other movies.
©smalfish, Vampire killer


I read your words, but when I put them together, they make no sense!

Seriously, though, it's background watching whilst I work on my diss.

And I love Dagon by the way! And so cannot watch the Scifi bastardized version.


GravatarK mary, heres your thinly clothed hot science babe.


Gravatar"12 inches..." was a Confederacy of Dunces riff, inspired by the hot dog cart.

Confederacy of Dunces ...

one of my top 10 favs EVER


GravatarNow I'm watching Dagon, which I can't even say without feeling like Boomhauer.
Eli


On one hand, there's Lovecraft (presumably); OTOH, there's - eek - Brian Yuzna.
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GravatarI hesitate to say this, but do the trolls all get Sat night off?

Selah.
CAGary


SciFi liveblogging and puns are two proven trool killers.


GravatarOh, you guys are watching SciFi channel again?

But I want to talk politix!


It's no use when they get like this.


GravatarKarin,
It's true, alas. But there's a certain vibe to it that's a ton of fun.


GravatarNext week on Sci Fish Channel; Killer Clams From Chowder Space!
Don't fail to miss it...


GravatarOTOH, there's - eek - Brian Yuzna.

Directed by Stuart "Re-Animator" Gordon, who does Lovecraft better (or at least more enjoyably) than almost anyone else.

Granted, that's not saying much, but Re-Animator really was great.


GravatarSciFi liveblogging and puns are two proven trool killers.

And I understand why they don't get the puns, but why wouldn't wingnuts like sci-fi? Maybe they just hate to see people having fun.


Gravatar Next week on Sci Fish Channel; Killer Clams From Chowder Space!


Better yet, TIDAL WAVE.

We're gonna flush it all away.


GravatarAnd I understand why they don't get the puns, but why wouldn't wingnuts like sci-fi? Maybe they just hate to see people having fun.

I can only assume that due to their inability to separate fiction from reality, they find movies like Mansquito and Bloodsuckers utterly terrifying.


GravatarRemember -- vulgarity is no
substitute for wit.


GravatarKarin,
Once in a while, a concern troll will show up and tell us how we're destroying the republic with our lack of seriousness.


Gravatar but why wouldn't wingnuts like sci-fi?

They think its real, so they are obligated by the church (or state) to not watch it.


GravatarI depend on Codename V's re-telling of them.
oldwhitelady

i don't watch any movies, i hate movies, except 'apocalypse now' but a good writer is a treat, and Codename V is good writer. what little i've seen of her artwork is not bad either.

youth is wasted on the young. oh wait, maybe i meant i wasted my youth, or maybe i was wasted in my youth. fuckit, nothing really ever changes.


GravatarBetter yet, TIDAL WAVE.

We're gonna flush it all away.


Well, it's got Bruce Campbell, anyway. So it can't suck *completely*.


Gravatar Remember -- vulgarity is no
substitute for wit.


Sometimes it makes a pretty good topping, though.


GravatarWell, it's got Bruce Campbell, anyway. So it can't suck *completely*.

So you say.


GravatarGranted, that's not saying much, but Re-Animator really was great.
Eli


Back in the day, the Yuzna/Gordon team could really deliver. I enjoyed the kinky scares of From Beyond as well as The Re-Animator.

They seemed to start just phoning it in after being relegated to the world of sequels. I'm going to give this one a chance.

Right now, the oily/bloody water is reminding me of "The Raft."
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GravatarHow can anyone hate movies?


GravatarHey me --

Is that you?


GravatarWell, y'see... I just had a phone call about revamping a website for zee big bux, complete with video tours...

Sorry I missed the hot lesbo vampire talk, though.
.


GravatarSometimes it makes a pretty good topping, though.
Eli


Fudge you.


GravatarSo you say.

I'm assuming that he's in more than just the scenes in the previews, of course.

But even if the movie sucks... hey, it's Bruce Campbell! Ya know?


GravatarMan, I'm really cracking myself
up tonight, and I'm not even
drunk.


GravatarVote for Pedro!


GravatarGranted, that's not saying much, but Re-Animator really was great.
Eli


Oh my god yes! I love that movie!

Gives new meaning to giving head.


GravatarFudge you.

Mustard we always fight?


GravatarButterscotch!
.


GravatarSomeone just had to mention trolls.


GravatarOn Turner Classic Movies starting
at midnight --

The Marx Brothers in "Duck Soup"
(Hail Freedonia)

and Ronald Colman as twins in
"The Prisoner of Zenda" -- my
all time favorite swashbuckler.


GravatarFudge you.

That's enough sauce from you, young man.


GravatarMy friend just showed me a picture of John Bolton smiling. His teeth look like Corn Nuts.


GravatarMustard we always fight?

Butterscotch over, I'm in on this fight.


GravatarThat's enough sauce from you, young man.

Yes, you need a more cherry attitude.


Gravatargod this movie is brilliant.


GravatarCondi RZA: My friend just showed me a picture of John Bolton smiling. His teeth look like Corn Nuts.

Corn Nuts... Chicklets...

Wingnutz have the most interesting dental appliances.
.


GravatarYes, you need a more cherry attitude.

Lime must you always complain?


Gravatar god this movie is brilliant.

Why do I have this sneaking suspiction that Tigre is *not* watching Dagon *mumble mumble mumble* just a show about nothin'.


GravatarFucking Thin Lizzy sold out?

Fuckers!


GravatarMustard we always fight?
Eli


Hm. We're in quite a pickle!

Seriously, though, do you know that in Germany they are devotees of "spaghetti-eis"--ice cream that looks like spaghetti.

My wife loves it. We spent a cranky afternoon in Berlin finding it.

I don't get it.


Gravatarbut why wouldn't wingnuts like sci-fi?

know of a case where a fundy objected to Michener's Hawaii because the Max von Sydow preacher guy was less than perfectly Norman Rockwelled. That and all those pineapples...
But really, his sentiment was that whole fair and balanced thing, informed or inspired by a total misunderstanding of complainst about stereotypical portrayals. It's discriminating against/persecuting crossworshippers because it's not Seventh Heaven.


GravatarLime must you always complain?

When someone else starts I just kinda follow them like a lemon.


GravatarYes, you need a more cherry attitude.
I'll try to whip up some enthusiasm.


GravatarLime must you always complain?
©smalfish


Orange you glad he's on your side?


GravatarSeriously, though, do you know that in Germany they are devotees of "spaghetti-eis"--ice cream that looks like spaghetti.

What flavor is it?


GravatarWhen someone else starts I just kinda follow them like a lemon.

Nuts!

.


GravatarOrange you glad he's on your side?

Yes, it's just grape...


GravatarNuts!

.
©smalfish


Why cashew stay on topic?


GravatarI'ma bust out the online poker for play money, now...
.


GravatarNo, really, I'm berry happy.


GravatarFudge you.

That's enough sauce from you, young man.
Karin


Aw.

It's so sweet that you care. Ah mel-t at the thought.


Gravatar Orange you glad he's on your side?

Yes, it's just grape...


You guys have lost your bannanas.


GravatarThey think its real, so they are obligated by the church to not watch it.
©smalfish, Vampire killer

actually i remember from my days as a BAC that movies were considered to be of the world, and to be avoided.

of course that was the general attitude towards politics as well. so maybe things do change.

i've just always hated movies.


Gravatarrorschach

I probably wouldn't spend much time looking for extruded ice cream, lactose thing, but I sure love me some currywurst from berlin.


GravatarWhy cashew stay on topic?

Some pecan, and some pecan't.


GravatarWhen someone else starts I just kinda follow them like a lemon.

Wait a minute! You started this!


GravatarI started the topping metaphor, butternut the puns.


GravatarSigh.. too late to ketchup with all the topping/condiment puns..
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GravatarNo, really, I'm berry happy.
Eli


To peach his own.


GravatarWhy do I have this sneaking suspiction that Tigre is *not* watching Dagon *mumble mumble mumble* just a show about nothin'.

Napoleon Dynamite, Eli. How Jon Heder managed that perm is beyond me!

I caught you a delicious bass!


Gravatarmovies were considered to be of the world

They did equate it with reality or this world, it's just that what you in the reality-based world don't understand is they create their own reality!


GravatarSome fundie bigshot -- I forget which
one -- got his knickers in a twist
over STAR TREK V, which dares to
suggest that god may be in all of us,
i.e., an expression of the human
spirit.

I seen to recall Michael Medved was also
offended......


GravatarSeriously, though, do you know that in Germany they are devotees of "spaghetti-eis"--ice cream that looks like spaghetti.

What flavor is it?
Karin


It's an odd thing, with vanilla ice cream in the middle, and then super-frozen vanilla, pushed through play-doh things to make the spaghetti, and then strawberry sauce to complete the effect.


GravatarTo peach his own.

Sometimes persimmons pays off.


GravatarSigh.. too late to ketchup with all the topping/condiment puns..
-
Fielding Mellish


Maybe you'll have better luck tamari.


GravatarNapoleon Dynamite, Eli. How Jon Heder managed that perm is beyond me!

Oh, that is good stuff. If you haven't watched it before, be *sure* to stay past the credits.


GravatarIt's awfully nice to vegamite on Saturday nights.
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GravatarI'm watching 'the final countdown' with kirk douglas and martin sheen. It's one of my alltime faves.


Gravatar Some fundie bigshot -- I forget which
one -- got his knickers in a twist
over STAR TREK V, which dares to
suggest that god may be in all of us,
i.e., an expression of the human
spirit.


They're gonna love the new plot line of SG1.


GravatarTidal Wave: the terrifying tale of when all the 101 Keyboard Fighters flushed their toilets simultaneously when they visited Operation Yellow Elephant.com.


GravatarSometimes persimmons pays off.
Eli


Especially when you're battling jackfruited thugs.


GravatarELI!

SNL is on!


GravatarSee you guys later....


GravatarI probably wouldn't spend much time looking for extruded ice cream, lactose thing, but I sure love me some currywurst from berlin.
matthew


Currywurst?

Three words: Ew. Ew. Ew.


GravatarI started the topping metaphor, butternut the puns.

Wal, nuts, so you did!


GravatarFinal Countdown: "One, two...four!"

"No, three, you must say three, then you throw the Holy Handgrenade.."


GravatarMaybe you'll have better luck tamari.

I sure hope soy.


Gravatarsteve simels: I seen to recall Michael Medved was also
offended......


I was offended by ST:5, as well... but not for any reason Medved would recognize.
.


GravatarIt's awfully nice to vegamite on Saturday nights.
-
Fielding Mellish


Listening to great songs like "Miso Horny."


Gravatar Maybe you'll have better luck tamari.

I sure hope soy.



That Eli, he sure is the salt o the earth, eh?

.


GravatarFreaking RMJ gives me static alla time for reading Finnegans Wake, but never complains about these pun threads...

That's why I'm suing him for loobel.


GravatarI sure hope soy.
Eli


Miso sorry.
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GravatarSee you guys later....

See ya, Steve. Guava good time!


GravatarThers--You and your silly Irish lit!


Gravatar"spaghetti-eis"--ice cream that looks like spaghetti.

and clint eastwood movies, i like clint eastwood movies. just the spaghetti westerns tho.

movies involve too much money, too much lighting, and too much bullshit acting. there are exceptions of course.

what i'm wondering now, is flory really steph or zephyr? ahem.


GravatarI was gonna smoke some green too, but it's pasta my bedtime.


Gravatar Thers--You and your silly Irish lit!

Careful, he's looble to sue you as well.


GravatarOh, no - Phila trumped me. Better just resume watching the Dagon Hotel - OF DOOM!!
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Gravatarand clint eastwood movies, i like clint eastwood movies. just the spaghetti westerns tho.

The spaghetti-eis western genre was *not* a success, however.


GravatarThat Eli, he sure is the salt o the earth, eh?

Now you're just trying to curry favor...


GravatarI ask this once and a while. Your country is devouring ours, undermining our sovereignty and making a mockery of the fundamental principles underlying your republic, and our constitution and charter of rights and freedoms.

I don't see Americans being all that concerned about the annexation and devastation of Canada. I know; you really don't care. Canada is boring.

But, you'll start caring at some point: the point when Canadians start blowing up parts of your country.

Maybe then, you'll be motivated enough to care.


Gravatarmovies involve too much money, too much lighting, and too much bullshit acting. there are exceptions of course.

Jeeze, all ya gotta do is turn onthe teevee,it's free. ANd turn off all the lights for the lighting effect. As for the acting, well I can't help ya there.


Gravatar
Careful, he's looble to sue you as well.
©smalfish, Vampire killer


I'm sure that like all liberals, he knows lots of good torte lawyers.


Gravatar
But, you'll start caring at some point: the point when Canadians start blowing up parts of your country.


Could you start in New Jersey?


GravatarHey!

Wasabi everybody?


GravatarI'm sure that like all liberals, he knows lots of good torte lawyers.

Yes, but they all have really heavy cakeloads.


GravatarMaybe then, you'll be motivated enough to care.


What have we here? A new kind of troll?

The Don't Fuck up MY Country, kind of troll, me thinks?


GravatarI know; you really don't care. Canada is boring.

Yup. That's the conviction of everyone here, alright. Especially those of us who've lived there, or are moving there. We all sneer at Canada 'cause it's so "boring."


GravatarWhat have we here? A new kind of troll?

The Don't Fuck up MY Country, kind of troll, me thinks?


What does that make *us*, then?


Gravatar"Excuse me, are you the Canadian People's Front?"

"Fuck Off! We're the People's Front of Canada!"
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Gravatar"Fuck Off! We're the People's Front of Canada!"

Splitters!!!


GravatarAs we say in my house, "When the terrorists give you terror, make tiramisu!!"


GravatarToo much thread can kill a person, just sayin. Gone With the Thread. The Thread Also Rises. All the Presidents Threads. Sorry.


GravatarOh, that is good stuff. If you haven't watched it before, be *sure* to stay past the credits.

Oh, I've seen it about six times already. But I always have to watch it when it's on.


GravatarCould you start in New Jersey?

Hey! This is what my part of New Jersey looks like.


Gravatar Too much thread can kill a person, just sayin. Gone With the Thread. The Thread Also Rises. All the Presidents Threads. Sorry.

I'm feelin' kinda like the Threadless Horseman.


GravatarThere is no pun involved, but I have to say that I make the best baklava in the universe.


GravatarCANADA FUCKING ROCKS

the only way in which it is boring is the people aren't dumb enough to be amused by smashing-up.


GravatarWhat does that make *us*, then?



Underprivileged?


Gravatarit's just that what you in the reality-based world don't understand is they create their own reality!
maya ibuki

that's it. magical thinking, and the sex, and the creative directors willingness to explore human topics that might not comport with rigid notions of the path to heaven.

i noticed they never minded movies of the left behind type. i would welcome the rapture if they would just take that asshole george bush.


Gravatar There is no pun involved, but I have to say that I make the best baklava in the universe.

As opposed to the preznit, who specializes in backlashva.


GravatarWe all sneer at Canada 'cause it's so "boring."
Phila

Hey, picante someone your own size.


GravatarWasabi everybody?
bill


Udon wanna know.

I'm finally starting to soba up, at least.


GravatarI'm feelin' kinda like the Threadless Horseman.

I'm feelin kinda like Two threads beat as one.


GravatarIs Backslider off work yet? I made the damn caramel cake (and it is delicious).

Since he doesn't seem to be around, everyone, dive in.


GravatarYes, but they all have really heavy cakeloads.

Yeah, their filo cabinets are overflowing.


Gravatar
Hey! This is what my part of New Jersey looks like.


I was thinking more like some of the streets in Hoboken so it's easier to park.


GravatarI'm finally starting to soba up, at least.

I'm sure it's only tempurary.


Gravatar There is no pun involved, but I have to say that I make the best baklava in the universe.

As opposed to the preznit, who specializes in backlashva.
Eli


Well, if that's how you phyllo I don't know.


GravatarWhat is it with these scifi flicks and the moaning and bleating?


GravatarHey, picante someone your own size.
bill


Sheesh. Someone's got a chipotle on his shoulder.


Gravatar"It's awfully nice to vegamite on Saturday nights."

I marmite join you.
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GravatarYeah, their filo cabinets are overflowing.

That's probably why sometimes they just find it easier to bunt.


GravatarThe Maple Revolution.


GravatarI'm sure it's only tempurary.
Eli


It just gyoza show...great minds think alike!


GravatarEli -- bundt, baby.
.


GravatarSheesh. Someone's got a chipotle on his shoulder.

Hey, don't be mean - that can be jalapenful.


GravatarEli -- bundt, baby.

You're talking to someone who can't even boil toast properly.


GravatarHey, don't be mean - that can be jalapenful.
Eli


Donburi, be happy!


GravatarDonburi, be happy!

Yes, kappamaking me smile.


Gravatarbut I have to say that I make the best baklava in the universe.
rorschach, inkblominatrix


[bubbly giggles] I bet you do, you naughty boy...


Hey everybody! Just flew in from Baltimore, and you must admit, that's pretty impressive for a bat.


GravatarI'm finally starting to soba up, at least.

Sounds like you had a tofu day.


GravatarYou're talking to someone who can't even boil toast properly.
Eli


So...hosomaki feel about yourself?


GravatarI walnut put up with these condiment puns.


GravatarSo...hosomaki feel about yourself?

Teribly yaki.


GravatarBush in freefall!

No really, check it out....

http://www.little-planet.net/bus.../bush/ index.htm


GravatarIf Alberta invades Montana, I'm moving south of the border where's there's peas and cilantro.


GravatarSounds like you had a tofu day.
Karin


I did. But I managed to keep my tempeh.


Gravatar I walnut put up with these condiment puns.
Sallyh


Nori. I will have some of that cake, though - *snarf, murgle*
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Gravatar I walnut put up with these condiment puns.

Any particular raisin, or you just can't be bothered to stay currant?

I mean, we don't want to prune the thread for anyone...


Gravatar(((Joycamp!)))

Oh, and lest my boys get upset:

(((Jeffraham and Curly!)))


GravatarI did. But I managed to keep my tempeh.
Phila


Anyone else remember that rap group Nigiri Attitude?


Gravatar Bush in freefall!

No really, check it out....


Somebody just has too much free time.


GravatarGosh, it's no wonder everyone hates Americans.

Here I am, concerned about the fascistic takeover of my...*sob* sovereign land, and the best I see is defiant nationalism.

Well, it shouldn't surprise me. The bastion of democracy that had slavery in the first 100 years of its existence and apartheid for another 100 years can't possibly have anything to say about human rights or real democracy, can it?


GravatarEli--dammit, eat some cake and I won't peach at your anymore.


GravatarI mean, we don't want to prune the thread for anyone...
Eli


Sultana not.


GravatarWell, it shouldn't surprise me. The bastion of democracy that had slavery in the first 100 years of its existence and apartheid for another 100 years can't possibly have anything to say about human rights or real democracy, can it?
Canadian


No.

Any other questions?


GravatarHere I am, concerned about the fascistic takeover of my...*sob* sovereign land, and the best I see is defiant nationalism

Dood, just chill.


GravatarAny particular raisin, or you just can't be bothered to stay currant?

I mean, we don't want to prune the thread for anyone...


Are we ramen to another pun theme now?


GravatarI gotta wok up early tamari. Nytol


GravatarMaybe then, you'll be motivated enough to care.
Canadian

we care, but be careful you might piss off george and i don't think you want do that. if we could stop him we would, if you could stop him you would, some how he can't be stopped.

yet, his day may come...


GravatarThe bastion of democracy.. bleh, blah..

I see they let Adam Yoshima out of the nut house, and now he's trying to start some kind of U.S./Canada flame war.

Nice try, doofus. Nobody's buying.
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GravatarIs'nt it thersites who compiles the trolls into catagories?

I think we hit upon a virgin catagory.


Gravatar Eli--dammit, eat some cake and I won't peach at your anymore.

Well, okay, if it'll make you appley.


GravatarDood, just chill.
©smalfish


Maple he's just a troll. I think Atrios should Banff his IP, just in case.


GravatarMaple he's just a troll. I think Atrios should Banff his IP, just in case.

Yes, I think he Ottawa.


GravatarAre we ramen to another pun theme now?
Karin


If we are, it's noodles to me!


GravatarSallyh: Oh, and lest my boys get upset:

(((Jeffraham and Curly!)))


Awwwww.
.


GravatarEli--that was berry ice of you. I cannoli understand people who won't eat dessert.

Besides, Max Planck awarded me an honorary doctoral dessertation today.


GravatarHey everybody! Just flew in from Baltimore, and you must admit, that's pretty impressive for a bat.
joycamp, esq.

why yes it is. my hometown. so what's shaking in baltimore? i trust canada is not about to invade.


GravatarYes, I think he Ottawa.
Eli


He could just be Yonge, foolish, and drunk, of course. Tomorrow, this conversation will just be a Bloor.


GravatarIf we are, it's noodles to me!

Could that transition have *been* any pasta?



Dagon is just getting incoherent and weird. Here's a little guideline I call the Andy Garcia Rule after watching Dead Again: Never give the principal exposition to a character who is completely unintelligible.


GravatarYes, I think he Ottawa.

Think I'll vancover, just in case he decides to saskchewans my eyes out.


GravatarAtrios' threadbot is cirrhosed to spaghetti us some new sheets...


GravatarI think we hit upon a virgin catagory.
©smalfish


This is a new twist. Obviously hoping to lure the easily-duped into slagging Canada (though why anyone would think we'd do that is puzzling) so he can cherry-pick and post comments from "prominent liberal blogger Duncan Black" proving how mean-spirited progressives don't like Canada.

Wile E. Troll. Super-Genius.
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GravatarDear Madame Sallyh, how your delectable, virtually edible creations have been sorely missed all week. Not to say I wasn't well and generously fed, but the sweets department was definitely under-represented.


GravatarNever give the principal exposition to a character who is completely unintelligible.


No kidding, I did'nt make out but a couple words in that spiel.


GravatarI ask this once and a while. Your country is devouring ours, undermining our sovereignty and making a mockery of the fundamental principles underlying your republic, and our constitution and charter of rights and freedoms.
Canadian




well we do have gay marriage and we have kept our troops (such as they are) our of Iraq. but as Pierre Trudeau said about our small population living next to the U.S.A.: it's like being in bed with an elephant. And Canadian, for the record, Americans are inward looking it is true but you've picked the wrong crew here to blame.


GravatarI am trying to lose some weight, all this food talk is making me hungry!


GravatarI love Canadians, but I don't carrot about this Canadian. He's been poutine-ing all night.


Gravatarjp, or anybody else who's into puters

My laptop died today and I need to get a new one. a workstation that is CAD efficient. I was looking at a fujitsu and a dell, and one of those alienware things, but anybody have any suggestions?


Gravatar
well we do have gay marriage


Shhhhh. We have a "Dundas, don't tell" policy around here.


Gravatar see they let Adam Yoshima out of the nut house, and now he's trying to start some kind of U.S./Canada flame war

Oh, please. Don't be an idiot. Yoshida loves the US. He would never say anything derogatory about it.


Not like me. I hate the US. You've been betraying democracy 'round the world, and you all think that's just grand.

Sick.


GravatarIf the US negotiates with terrorists, then Al Qaeda will Winnipeg.


GravatarJack - Fortified with THC | Email | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 11:56 pm | #

that's worth check'n out; tho i'd like it better if he were having a harder fall. almost looked like fun.
should i be making a pun?


GravatarI am trying to lose some weight, all this food talk is making me hungry!
Lima


At least we're not on the topic of "best burger joint in LA" or "best steak/BBQ in Texas." Those are sheer hell with the lid off for dieting carnivores.

Man, there was this time I went to The Salt Lick outside of Austin..
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GravatarYou've been betraying democracy 'round the world, and you all think that's just grand.


Toby, is that you?


GravatarYou've been betraying democracy 'round the world, and you all think that's just grand.

Man. Somebody is really desperate for attention!


GravatarA juicy burger with cheddar and bacon and some...


GravatarAlienware has lousy customer service.


Gravatar...or some fried calamari Boston style...


GravatarSick.
Canadian


Eben, we already told you that we promise to dismantle the CIA after The Glorious People's Revolution.

Geez, have another beer and chill out, eh?
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Gravatarman oh Manitoba, the troll is still ugly and stupid and nobody likes him.

isn't this Dagon flick based on a Lovecraft story?


Gravatarmellish--Maison Akira in Pasadena, outstanding French-Japanese cuisine. (Yes, it works!)

We actually have a real BBQ place in Van Nuys, Dr. Hogly Wogly's Tyler TX Barbecue. It meets all the criteria of a good BBQ joint: smoker visible out front, knives chained to the table, and trash cans overflowing with paper goods. Also, they give you wonder bread to absorb the grease.

For those who are in the cuisine or movie going spirit, Duck Soup on TCM.


Gravatar'canadian' is probably david frum killing some time till his escort arrives


GravatarGeez, I really hate saying this, Matthew, but when I was shopping for a laptop for young DWD, I ended up buying one from Sam's Club. The difference was the extended warranty. Their's was $70 for three years; no questions asked, replacement guarantee. (I don't trust laptops much)


Gravatar...and a cold Stella Artois...


Gravatarmean-spirited progressives don't like Canada.

Wile E. Troll. Super-Genius.
-
Fielding Mellish


Well, there's that. But then there's the "Duncan Black's lemming brigade won't defend America against socialist slander!

One of those "Heads you lose, tails I win" deals. A veritable Chinese finger-trap.


GravatarNot like me. I hate the US. You've been betraying democracy 'round the world, and you all think that's just grand.

Sick.

Canadian

OMG, it's incog. and he thinks Canada is an abused gay country. dude like i told you before, it's your issue, deal with it.


Gravatarisn't this Dagon flick based on a Lovecraft story?

Yep.

But the story was pretty good.


Gravatar'canadian' is probably david frum killing some time till his escort arrives

Gannon?


GravatarMatthew--i heart my workhorse Toshiba Satellite. You can beat the crap out of it and it lives.


GravatarCanadian: Not like me. I hate the US. You've been betraying democracy 'round the world, and you all think that's just grand.

You have obviously never read a goddamned word ever written here, troll.
.


GravatarSpeaking of food, I believe I'll go out and get some now. See you later, folks!


GravatarYou have obviously never read a goddamned word ever written here, troll.

Maybe he thinks the trolls are the regulars and *we're* the trolls. And Duncan is just very ironic or something.


Gravatar...maybe I'll go have some sex instead of food...


GravatarOT; (for a political blog) Did anyone see the vile republican asskissing story in the WaPo?


GravatarShhhhh. We have a "Dundas, don't tell" policy around here.
Phila



ha Phila your toronto street name references!


GravatarJeffraham--I think it's Toby in his maple leaf T-shirt. Relax, T shirt was made in Taiwan.


Gravatar...or maybe I'll have both!


GravatarSpeaking of food, I believe I'll go out and get some now

Ya, me too. I have some nice birthday cake in the frige. I deserve some, after all I *am* a canada hater.


GravatarC'mon folks, montreal just being a little insensitive to the gent from Canada?


GravatarYa, me too. I have some nice birthday cake in the frige. I deserve some, after all I *am* a canada hater.

Betraying democracy is hard. It's hard work.


Gravatar C'mon folks, montreal just being a little insensitive to the gent from Canada?

That saskartoon?


GravatarLima--you don't want a Stella Artois. That's the Budweiser of Belgium.

At least have a Leffe Blonde, which is sort of the Rolling Rock of Belgium.


GravatarHey, who said they're in Baltimore?


GravatarNever had a Leffe? Can I get it in NY?


GravatarI think the Worcester's over now.


GravatarOh Yeah. David Frum smells like fishsticks. I know.


Gravatar'canadian' is inspiring me to go to the Shakespeare festival and scream at the actors that Shakespeare isn't appreciated enough and they obviously dont care!!!


GravatarEveryone really needs to see The Corporation, depressing as it may be.


GravatarMan. Somebody is really desperate for attention!

Absolutely. A voter turn-out that surpasses 50% and encompasses at least 50% of the elligible electorate, that prevents a violent moron like George W. Bush from ascending to the American Empirical Throne...

...but, of course, I'm desperate for attention.


GravatarMaybe he thinks the trolls are the regulars and *we're* the trolls. And Duncan is just very ironic or something.
Eli


An internet-based Twilight Zone episode? I sure hope Atrios doesn't post a thread entitled "To Serve Man."
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GravatarNew blogger beer -

Stella Atrios


GravatarBetraying democracy is hard. It's hard work.

But you won't Kitchener us napping, no sir.


GravatarFielding - To Serve Man - one of the best ones! Soup to Nuts!


GravatarNot like me. I hate the US. You've been betraying democracy 'round the world, and you all think that's just grand.

Sick.
Canadian


How Republican of you. Why don't you do yourself a favor and take that broad brush and shove it up your pooter, bristles up?


Gravatarof course the actors will deny they are part of the plot to destroy not only Shakespeare but also Canada.


GravatarI also know who this TROLL is. It's James Toronto from the Wall Street Journal, Moosejaw Bureau.


Gravatar...but, of course, I'm desperate for attention.

well, it's good to see your stupidity and bad manners are balanced by a smidgen of self-loathing and improper use of ellipsis. so you have that going for you, trollio


Gravatarmatthew : My laptop died today and I need to get a new one. a workstation that is CAD efficient. I was looking at a fujitsu and a dell, and one of those alienware things, but anybody have any suggestions?

Can't help, other than to point you to many Google and/or Usenet searches. I build PCs for specific purposes (audio/video editing); they have their own sets of compatibility issues, and overall requirements. I would expect CAD workstations might well have the same. Laptops -- heh, never tried to build one. I just bought one and cleaned it up.
.


GravatarOK, not what I really wanted, but at least it's something. A piece of whole grain sour dough Trader Joe's bread and a wedge of laughing coq light cheese spread plus some green tea. Boring. So boring I am falling asleep.


GravatarSo boring I am falling asleep.

No! You can't fall asleep now! Not when Canada is finally within our grasp!


GravatarI also know who this TROLL is. It's James Toronto from the Wall Street Journal, Moosejaw Bureau.
Condi RZA




wasn't the Moosejaw Bureau outsourced to Bombay?


GravatarAbsolutely. A voter turn-out that surpasses 50% and encompasses at least 50% of the elligible electorate, that prevents a violent moron like George W. Bush from ascending to the American Empirical Throne...

Just CN...


GravatarIt's new day. Good night.


GravatarCan we conquer Canada tomorrow - in daylight?


GravatarA voter turn-out that surpasses 50% and encompasses at least 50% of the elligible electorate, that prevents a violent moron like George W. Bush from ascending to the American Empirical Throne...

Emprical Throne? You're evidently part of the illegible electorate you speak of.


Gravatarcome to think of it, Why does Shakespeare hate Canada?


GravatarI will remind the gentleman from Canada that his government is also doing some whoring for our idiot. Work on not supporting our idiot if he's so bad. And of course he is. But you should know better than to help him.


GravatarQuebec

Quebec

Quebec to where you once belonged!

Quebec, Jo Jo


Gravatar"come to think of it, Why does Shakespeare hate Canada?"

Maybe because it ends in "a".


Gravatarmatthew -- Since you already know thw s/w packages you most need to use, start your searches using the names of that s/w + "motherboard" + "chipset" and you'll be on your way, I suspect.

For a/v systems, this has worked well for me. I never assemble a PC until I hear of several folx using the proposed setup w/o problem.
.


Gravataras for conquering canada i'm pretty sure it won't be that difficult.
we had a joke during the Falklands War that we wanted to help Britain but the ship was being repaired.


GravatarHello.

Canadian sounds like inner-city child, but that might just be me.


GravatarCanadian = Unable to save comment (get failed)


Gravataror maybe because it sounds like an incomlete question: Can Ada..?


GravatarJust returned, mildly inebriated, from my most-recently-former employer's night at the races thing... it's given me lovely ideas about having some of our DFL candidates sponsor cars. Be fun to see what would happen.


GravatarEmprical Throne? You're evidently part of the illegible electorate you speak of.

"Canadian" is one of these meta-troll frauds, or I'll eat my hat. I've never met a Canadian in my life who was that illiterate, confused, and irrational.

I'm sure they exist, but I doubt they troll Eschaton threads on Saturday nights.


GravatarMarcia Brady: Canadian sounds like inner-city child, but that might just be me.

Sho' 'nuff!
.


GravatarHow Republican of you. Why don't you do yourself a favor and take that broad brush and shove it up your pooter, bristles up?

Isn't that lovely? Your fucking presidential election gets stolen in 2000, and Mister Star-Spangled Banner here goes ballistic.

God, I hate Americans.


Gravatar600th!


Gravatarso it was the Canadians who were ripping off the children, not AAR. it all makes sense now.

saskatchewan


GravatarJust what is a(n?) illegible electorate ?


GravatarAnd yet everyone is talking to Canadian instead of asking how my stalking is going.


GravatarOh! Sallyh!

Meant to tell you -- I would move to L.A. if I were promised a gig as a cameraman in the Starting Over house. I have my own cam!
.


GravatarGod, I hate Americans.

self-loathing becomes you, trollio.


Gravataryep. i couldn't have said it better myself. well maybe a tad better but not really enough of a difference to go into. well, only if you insist.


GravatarGordon Lightfoot loves terror and hates the troops.


GravatarAnd yet everyone is talking to Canadian instead of asking how my stalking is going.



I don't think anyone can talk *to* "canadian".


But just how is that stalking going?


GravatarOh man, do I love Monsieur!

He just put on "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension"!


Gravatartoodles, Canada fans. don't let your inner inner-city Canadian out.


GravatarCanadian isn't even a real troll. I remember, Quebec in the day, when Atrios had real trolls.


GravatarMarcia Brady: And yet everyone is talking to Canadian instead of asking how my stalking is going.

Who're you stalking? Olbermann?
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GravatarCanadian sounds like inner-city child, but that might just be me.

I suspect that we're supposed to fall all over ourselves trying to curry favor with this counterfeiit Canuck. Then, the troll can laugh at how we all tried to outdo some illiterate foreign goon's America-hatred. Which would prove, of course, that Eschaton folk are even worse than the socialist weasels of Canada.


Gravatar"But just how is that stalking going?"

Sorry, I can't talk about it.


GravatarIsn't that lovely? Your fucking presidential election gets stolen in 2000, and Mister Star-Spangled Banner here goes ballistic.

God, I hate Americans.
Canadian | Email | 07.31.05 - 12:36 am | #


That makes sense in *no* many different ways. Andy Kaufman wannabe?


GravatarRoom for rent, upstairs floor, clean and quiet!


GravatarSallyh, what was that Max Planck thing you won?


Gravatar And yet everyone is talking to Canadian instead of asking how my stalking is going.

Are you the stalker or the stalkee?


Gravatar"Who're you stalking? Olbermann?"

Yes, apparently Eddie Izzard is out of the US.


Gravatar"Canadian" is one of these meta-troll frauds, or I'll eat my hat. I've never met a Canadian in my life who was that illiterate, confused, and irrational.

I'm sure they exist, but I doubt they troll Eschaton threads on Saturday nights.
Phila





they're in alberta knocking them back faster than the bartender can set them up.


Gravatar "But just how is that stalking going?"

Sorry, I can't talk about it.


Do you have the night-vision goggles? All the best stalkers are using them.


GravatarKarin--Max Planck is a daytime poster and he gave me the honorary 350 degree degree


GravatarCanadian" is one of these meta-troll frauds, or I'll eat my hat. I've never met a Canadian in my life who was that illiterate, confused, and irrational.

Oh, honey...you need to get out more.


GravatarAnd yet everyone is talking to Canadian instead of asking how my stalking is going.

I just got a mental image of you doing a fine impersonation of Harpo Marx, inches behind Keith.

How's it going - do tell!


Gravatar"Do you have the night-vision goggles? All the best stalkers are using them."

And the cute little camouflage stalking suit.

Where have you been? My thetan was going to ask your tiny jews on a play date, but it's too late now.


GravatarKarin--Max Planck is a daytime poster and he gave me the honorary 350 degree degree

That is the perfect degree for most cakes.


GravatarWhere have you been? My thetan was going to ask your tiny jews on a play date, but it's too late now.

Sorry, on vacation, so I'm oot & aboot most of the time.


GravatarI suspect that we're supposed to fall all over ourselves trying to curry favor with this counterfeiit Canuck.

Huh? I couldn't care less what you do. Just don't let the fascist Republicans destroy your Republic.

...or not. You all seem to be quite confortable with Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Condoleeza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld and ...any number of your hard-right douche-bags like Rick *ahem* Santorum...

...that you'll get what you deserve. And no crapping at the Canadian who hates you will change that.


GravatarYou all seem to be quite confortable with Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Condoleeza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld and ...any number of your hard-right douche-bags like Rick *ahem* Santorum...

And not only that, but we're going to throw you in the briar-patch!


GravatarI accuse you darn guys of not hating Bush as much as I do, eh?
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GravatarYah, he might not be a real Canadian, but he did have a Molson's last week.
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Gravatarwell, it's good to see your stupidity and bad manners are balanced by a smidgen of self-loathing and improper use of ellipsis. so you have that going for you, trollio

You are the stupidest people on Earth. You invade a country based on lies, you re-elect a sociopath, the administration of your country is entirely corrupt, your media is morally bankrupt, and this twit calls me "trollio."

...and you all think you're the bestest, mostest developest, not-at-all-fattest people on Earth?

Ok.


GravatarIsn't that lovely? Your fucking presidential election gets stolen in 2000, and Mister Star-Spangled Banner here goes ballistic.

God, I hate Americans.
Canadian


Republican, and illiterate to boot. Pity.

Even if violent revolution was a viable option (the U.S. is over ten times the population of Canada), you think that that would be good for Canada?

So you hate Americans, good for you. You think that will change the fact that many people here actually give a fuck what their country does in their name? What is your point (besides distraction), anyways?


GravatarI accuse you darn guys of not hating Bush as much as I do, eh?
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Fielding Mellish


And I accuse us of not defending it enough! Face it: we suck either way.


GravatarYou think that will change the fact that many people here actually give a fuck what their country does in their name? What is your point (besides distraction), anyways?

What is my point? What is my fucking point? What is my fucking point anyway?

My point is this, American moron. Stop fucking invading countries. Stop being a fucking Empire.

Gosh, I would have thought the bastion of democracy would have guessed that Empires are not exactly democractic, but...well, American public education, don't you know.


GravatarFace it: we suck either way.
Phila


It is pretty original. If the poor fella had enough brains to pull off his ruse with a bit of subtlety, well, it would still suck, but not quite as much.
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GravatarGosh, I would have thought the bastion of democracy would have guessed that Empires are not exactly democractic

And with that, the preeminent "anti-American," "traitorous," "objectively pro-terrorist," "Marxist" blog in the Western hemisphere was stunned into silence.

(Well, maybe a bit of giggling. But mostly silence.)


GravatarIf the poor fella had enough brains to pull off his ruse with a bit of subtlety, well, it would still suck, but not quite as much.

Yeah. But instead, we can look forward to hearing about all those Indians we killed.

I've gotta sign off, "Canadian," but thanks for the laughs. I suggest you hone your act a bit, and try again some other time.


GravatarMy point is this, American moron. Stop fucking invading countries. Stop being a fucking Empire.

Oh crap, it is incog.


GravatarI've gotta sign off, "Canadian," but thanks for the laughs. I suggest you hone your act a bit, and try again some other time.

Yeah, well, I doubt I will. This is such a typical American response to a challenge (a challenge no one actually launched by tbe way).

You all find this hilarious, don't you? You bomb thousands of Iraqis with the aid of your socio-economically depressed inner-city youth who, God forbid, would never suggest that you, American toughs that you are, actually lower yourselves to fighting the wars your stupid, lying administration commits you to.

Thank God, eh, that your fighting forces are mostly black and brown. Can't let the twits from suburban Assport, Ohio get the upper hand.

...let me know when y'all decide to re-instate slavery. You know you....wanna.


GravatarThis is such a typical American response to a challenge (a challenge no one actually launched by tbe way).

Must be disappointing to set up a tar baby with so much fanfare and not have anyone punch it.

Better luck next time.
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GravatarLast time I was up Bezerkeley way, I got me a t-shirt that reads, "Slow Thinkers, Keep Right."

Got to thinkin' 'bout that one in light of the CAFTA vote results.

How long you figger it's gonna take for the Red State Good Ol' Boys to finally realize that, as their textile and sugar industry jobs all go South, that CAFTA gave them the SHAFTA, courtesy of their Fearless Leader, Chimpy?


GravatarHow long you figger it's gonna take for the Red State Good Ol' Boys to finally realize that, as their textile and sugar industry jobs all go South, that CAFTA gave them the SHAFTA, courtesy of their Fearless Leader, Chimpy?
under the radar


They already know, but apparently (at least for the politicos) fealty to the Golden Chimp is more important than serving the needs of their constituents. As proof, I offer the example of the NC rep who not two weeks before the vote said he couldn't drive past the empty factories in his district and vote for SHAFTA with a clear conscience. Changed his vote to "yes" at the last moment. Fucker.
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Gravatar"God, I hate Americans.
Canadian"

Oh, yeah. That's bound to bring you great happiness, pathetic troll. Hate tends to short-circuit your common sense, don'cha know.

Forgive all of us who refuse to jump down into the hole you've put yourself into, Genius! It's lonely being self--righteous, ain't it?


Gravatar"They already know, but apparently (at least for the politicos) fealty to the Golden Chimp is more important than serving the needs of their constituents. As proof, I offer the example of the NC rep who not two weeks before the vote said he couldn't drive past the empty factories in his district and vote for SHAFTA with a clear conscience. Changed his vote to "yes" at the last moment. Fucker."

Bought, ya figger?


GravatarBought, ya figger?
under the radar


Oh, yeah. The RNC will probably pour a million bucks into the stupid fucker's reelection campaign.
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