I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

Gravatarboo!


Gravatar3 very strange US military deaths in Iraq today.


Gravataroh, Halloween has passed...


GravatarThe move would end the four-year tenure of Mr. Prince, a longtime lawyer and loyal lieutenant of former Citigroup chief Sanford Weill, who assembled the financial giant that stands as America's largest bank by assets.

The bigger they are...


GravatarBeware the Squirrel spider terrorists!


GravatarI have wet hair and I need to be at work in 30 minutes... but! a first post waits for noone!


Gravatar racymind! Congrats!


GravatarI thought it was a sin to work on Sunday.


GravatarSo what's Mr. Swoosh-Gong gonna do if there's a writers' strike?


GravatarApologies for the OT:

Friday Hairball Remedy: Donna Edwards Edition

Including NOFX and one good reason to geeve jour hard earned dolares to Donna Edwards.

ˇVayamos!


Gravatar3 very strange US military deaths in Iraq today.

They have a few thousand dead soldiers in meat lockers, and are planning to release them slowly to provide evidence that the surge is working.


GravatarThe big dud at Citi is named Mr. Prince?

how fitting...


GravatarSo what Political party did Prince belong to?


GravatarI have wet hair and I need to be at work in 30 minutes

NO FLIRTING!


GravatarI'm going to keep posting this mp3 link until someone goes and listens to it.

I ask you, have I ever linked to anything less than worth your while?


GravatarI thought it was a sin to work on Sunday.

He's quitting, so technically that's not work.


Gravatarits very possible chucky was a democrat.


GravatarLet's get an over/under on the severance package going....


Gravatarbut then there are $democrats$ and then there are the rest of us.

le sigh.


GravatarHe's quitting, so technically that's not work.
NTodd, Homophone Alone


They know all the loopholes.

That must be why they paid him the big bucks.


GravatarI'll bet his severence package will choke a whale.


GravatarOne has to wonder what caused the three OSI types to be at that airbase all at the same time.

They were there investigating something.

But what?


GravatarMaybe I got the tin foil hat on, but Sandy Weil only recently dropped his career as a Bush Pioneer and became a major democratic funder - for Hillary.


GravatarI wonder if he's related to Tashawn Prince?


Gravatarits very possible chucky was a democrat.
euphronius


It's very possible that you are a chick magnet.


Gravatarthat stands as America's largest bank by assets.

Its board also boasts the tiniest penises.


Gravatarhe move would end the four-year tenure of Mr. Prince, a longtime lawyer and loyal lieutenant of former Citigroup chief Sanford Weill, who assembled the financial giant that stands as America's largest bank by assets.

Damn, I had forgotten that Sandy Weill was up to his ears in all this. Next up, Jimmy Three Sticks returns to Amex and tries to take over Nabisco!
.


GravatarMy severance package guess: $27 million


GravatarSo what's up Chuck?


GravatarMr. Prince is going to retire to Ken Lay's island.


GravatarFrom downstairs, in case you missed it:

We'd also like it noted for the record that we had absolutely nothing to do with "Bee Movie." That was strictly the work of a dissident splinter group.


Thank you in advance for your understanding.

Sincerely,


Gravataror did I mean $127 million?


GravatarHey - the head of Blackwater is a guy named Prince.


GravatarThe conspicuous rewarding of incompetence at the top never ceases to amaze.

Just look at Chimpy.


GravatarHe's getting nine figures.


GravatarIt will be a great day in this country when "severance" for worthless and criminal CEOs refers to the relationship of their heads to their bodies rather than a booty of ill-gotten gain.


GravatarTotally Modular Incubus
watertiger

Truly Magnificent Irregularity
flory




GravatarSo what Political party did Prince belong to?

Machiavellian Party.


GravatarOne of the people who'll decide on Prince's future is Prince Al-Waleed, who owns a big chunk of Citibank. He and Ghouliani don't like each other.


GravatarTweety: Timmeh's got the big one.
.


Gravatarsrsly, we dont know if he is a criminal yet.

it is not a crime to suck at your job.

thankfully.


GravatarMaybe I got the tin foil hat on, but Sandy Weil only recently dropped his career as a Bush Pioneer and became a major democratic funder - for Hillary.

The parasite class knows which way the wind is blowing.


GravatarSo what Political party did Prince belong to?

The party formerly known as 1999.


Gravatarit is not a crime to suck at your job.

thankfully.
euphronius


They'd be locking up everyone at the phone company.


Gravatarthe time Ghouliani fell out with prince al-waleed, big citigroup shareholder

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/...ince/ index.html


GravatarToo bad it wasn't buh-bye to that asshole sellout Chucky Schumer.


Gravataror did I mean $127 million?

I'd say that's more like it. I was going to guess 130 million. 27 million is chump change for these guys.


GravatarChucky's a Dem donor...


GravatarBtw, Beep! Beep! wasn't nearly as delicious as we initially suspected.

He was covered in fat and tasted like two-week-old borscht.

We're extremely disappointed.


GravatarFrom Wiki:

"On The Diane Rehm Show (December 11, 2006), Middle East experts Hisham Melhem and Dennis Ross, when asked about the pervasive Israeli influence on American foreign policy in the Middle East mentioned in former President Jimmy Carter's 2006 book Palestine: Peace Not Apartheid said: [H. Melhem] "When it comes to Israel [discussing Israeli and/or Jewish American issues], it is still almost a taboo in certain parts, not everywhere...there are certain things that cannot be said about the Israeli government or America's relationship with Israel or about the Israeli lobby"

Just ask JC (the peanut farmer--not the jewish carpenter) what happens if you criticize AIPAC.

I doubt he gets invited to any barmitzvahs anymore.


Hehehe.


GravatarAlthough, he also gave to Mitch McConnell...


GravatarTweety: I think Jeb's the best of the Bushes.

Is that like rating fecal odor?


Gravatar"When the music stops, things will be complicated. But as long as the music is playing, you've got to get up and dance. We're still dancing...
Chucky Prince 7/9/07

The funny thing is the music had already stopped. The guy is a sociopath.


GravatarPrince is currently married to Margaret L. Wolff.[6] The couple was wed on September 20, 2003 at The Pierre Hotel in New York City.[6] Semi-retired Judge Robert W. Sweet presided over the ceremonies


Sweet was appointed to the federal court for the Southern District of New York by President Jimmy Carter and confirmed in 1978


GravatarDamn!

We knew puking him up was a bad idea.


GravatarTweety: "Jeb is the best of the Bushes."

That ain't sayin' much, Tweets.


Gravatarit is not a crime to suck at your job.

Even if you do it in an open cubicle?


GravatarFrom downstairs...


do sufis shit on women like muslims (in general)?

and christians shit all over women too.
euphronius


According to lore, some Sufi orders were quite egalitarian for their time. But so were the Gnostics. That's why they were erased.

Women & Sufism
Camille Adams Helminski

http://www.sufism.org/society/ar...cles/ women.html


GravatarIf Beep Beep, euphronius, and World Jewish Conspiracy shut up for 5 minutes,

I will have 5 minutes without a headache. Thanks in advance.


GravatarPrince gave money to DSCC, Rangel, and Dodd this year.


Gravatarthanks bad credit!!


Gravatarok ill shut up. sorry.


GravatarI will have 5 minutes without a headache. Thanks in advance.
trifecta


How much are you willing to pay us?


GravatarWell since there is only 1 of you, with three heads, I should get a discount rate.


GravatarAh gee...

RICHMOND, Va. (AP) -- A judge who ordered a woman to drop her pants and decided a custody dispute by flipping a coin was removed from the bench by the Virginia Supreme Court on Friday. The decision against Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court Judge James Michael Shull of Gate City was unanimous.

I wonder if this guy is a Republican....


GravatarNTodd gets ready to head to Bulgaria:

The world's best looking bottoms belong to a Bulgarian woman and Romanian man, according to judges in a backside beauty contest.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4259206a4560.html


GravatarWell, since you insulted one of us, no discount for you!


Gravatarjust read that my senator, diane feinstein, is supporting mukasey for AG. i have supported her despite so many policy disagreements but this was the breaking point. when we have democrats who accept what will clearly be policies of torture and who accept an attorney general who does not think that the president has to follow the constitution, then it is time to stop support for that senator. i'm disgusted. i'm ashamed. and with each passing day i simply feel more alienated from what this country stands for.


GravatarHow much are you willing to pay us?
World Jewish Conspiracy


See, this is the problem. Banking has not been restricted to Jews for centuries, yet Jews still get the rap for being moneygrubbing asshats.

So a lot of gentile moneygubbing asshats get a free ride.

Which sucks.


GravatarYou know, cutting and pasting "jokes" from Leno is bad enough... but cutting and pasting them from "Back To You"???


GravatarI swear Jim Zaroli was stammering like crazy this morning on NPR's Morning Edition, but when I went back and listened to the online version it was different.

Or I'm nuts. Or both. I dunno.


GravatarRobert Rubin may be the replacement at Citi.


GravatarSo a lot of gentile moneygubbing asshats get a free ride.

Which sucks.


What the hell are you talking about?


GravatarA&E Pulls 'Dog The Bounty Hunter' Series From Schedule

(AP) - Television bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman's show has been pulled from the air indefinitely by A&E, two days after a private phone conversation in which the reality star used a racial slur repeatedly was posted online.

"In evaluating the circumstances of the last few days, A&E has decided to take 'Dog The Bounty Hunter' off the network's schedule for the foreseeable future," the network said in a statement Friday. "We hope that Mr. Chapman continues the healing process that he has begun."

A&E officials said the series, one of the network's top-rated programs, has not been canceled.

Chapman, 54, has been under fire and accused of being a racist ever since the private conversation with his son, Tucker Chapman, was posted online Wednesday by The National Enquirer. Chapman used the N-word repeatedly about his son's black girlfriend.

At least two advertisers have pulled out from the show and civil rights groups have called for the show's cancellation.


GravatarWhy does Patrick Leahy and Leahy for Vermont have my email address and what does he think I can do for him.


Yes, yes, I know. $$$$$$$$$ I have tons of it laying around.

They don't have an eye roll, head shaking emoticon do they?


GravatarDC Exile | 11.02.07 - 7:41 pm | #

DC Exile, I'm a Californian as well, and to say I am royally pissed (once again) at Ms. Feinstein would be an understatement.

She needs a strong Dem opponent her next primary; she and her husband are costing this country too much in terms of liberty and dollars.

Oh, and good evening, rational people.

And JR, if he's here, as well.


GravatarThe world's best looking bottoms belong to a Bulgarian woman and Romanian man, according to judges in a backside beauty contest.

Bulgarian girls you make the rockin' world go round....


GravatarA&E Pulls 'Dog The Bounty Hunter' Series From Schedule

Good, this means I don't have to see his stupid fucking hair anymore.


GravatarThat was pretty bad Dave.

That is the wingnut show with Kelsey and Patricia on Fox.

WTF is swoosh boy thinking?


GravatarThis guy should have been shown the door years ago.


Gravatarjosh-

Since Judge Mukasey’s situation is not unlike that facing Elliot Richardson when he was appointed Attorney General during Watergate, why should not the Senate Judiciary Committee similarly make it a quid pro quo for his confirmation that he appoint a special prosecutor to investigate war crimes? Richardson was only confirmed when he agreed to appoint a special prosecutor, which, of course, he did. And when Nixon fired that prosecutor, Archibald Cox, it lead to his impeachment.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/arc...ives/ 057806.php


GravatarYou know, cutting and pasting "jokes" from Leno is bad enough... but cutting and pasting them from "Back To You"???

Heh, I wondered if you had seen your buddy's latest...


GravatarExclusive: Only Three Have Been Waterboarded by CIA

Hayden sought and received approval from the White House to remove waterboarding from the list of approved interrogation techniques first authorized by a presidential finding in 2002.

The officials say the decision was made sometime last year but has never been publicly disclosed by the CIA.
http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblot...sive-only- .html

Of course the real outrage was not how many times the white house approved torture was used but that the white house approved torture.

Link also includes an ugly list of approved torture.

"3. The Belly Slap: A hard open-handed slap to the stomach. The aim is to cause pain, but not internal injury. Doctors consulted advised against using a punch, which could cause lasting internal damage."

They can't cause any lasting damage. Bruised internal organs? OK. And what if they go too far? Ooops didn't mean to.

"4. Longtime Standing: This technique is described as among the most effective. Prisoners are forced to stand, handcuffed and with their feet shackled to an eye bolt in the floor for more than 40 hours. Exhaustion and sleep deprivation are effective in yielding confessions."

If your feet are shackled to an eye bolt in the floor you could just sit down... unless your wrists were shackled to the ceiling.


GravatarI doubt he gets invited to any barmitzvahs anymore.

Hehehe.
Beep! Beep!


Superdickheadery.

He gets invited to more Bar Mizvahs than Eisenhower would and Eisenhower was no anti-semite either. During the 1956 war President Dwight D. Eisenhower told the State Department to let the Israelis know that he would conduct his policy as if there were no Jewish voters in America.

That was not anti-semitism. That was a properly conducted American foreign policy.


GravatarHe gets paid $250 a day to paste that shit.

Fucking Soros still hasn't sent me my check. I quit regularly blogging in protest.


GravatarBanking has not been restricted to Jews for centuries, yet Jews still get the rap for being moneygrubbing asshats.

I don't think banking was ever restricted to Jews. There were lots of ways, even in the Middle Ages, to get around Church restrictions on usury -- like not charging interest, you charge fees -- that left banking open to gentiles.


GravatarA&E Pulls 'Dog The Bounty Hunter' Series From Schedule

Oh no, now who will bring those "dangerous" perps to justice?

That show was the "Wild Kingdom" of bad guy shows. All hype.


GravatarPuddinhead Rich Lowry on the Newshour.


GravatarBeep Beep's style bears some resemblance to our unlamented Naderite friend from a while back.


GravatarDogz own son posted that phone call online.


Sounds a bit like Rudi(!)'s family life.


GravatarWTF is swoosh boy thinking?

He's thinking, "hey, they gave me 50k for crap, so they're gonna get it!"


GravatarWTF is swoosh boy thinking?

He doesn't.

Nor do the Kossacks that think he should be writing for Jon Stewart.

I mean, really...


GravatarIt's interesting, reading down in the WSJ article on Prince, at how Prince has been under the gun for some time for the numbers not being sexy enough for some observers.

I'm sure part of Citigroup's current problems can be traced to Prince authorizing riskier and riskier deals in the hopes of making those numbers sexier.

This is a machine that keeps pushing itself natrually, closer and closer to the edge of doom. Which is why having regulatory restraints is in the long term interest of the financial corps, because it's in their fucking nature to sting the fox their riding across the river on.


GravatarHe gets paid $250 a day to paste that shit.

I'm sure he'll donate one day's revenue to me so I can pay Codepink for the privilege of staying at their house in DC (they ask for 150-300 per week, plus 5-10 bucks a day for meals).


GravatarMemo to Californians:

Please find someone to run against DiFi. She is on her way to becoming HoJoe West.


GravatarThe worst torture is the sensory deprivation that they did to Padilla. Turned him into a zombie.


GravatarThe jew monopolizes real estate in many american towns.


GravatarDiFi isn't up til 2012. She will be 78 then.


GravatarTweety, if you listened to your wife, you wouldn't dye your hair that revolting canary yellow color.


GravatarNor do the Kossacks that think he should be writing for Jon Stewart.

Stewart gets all his best stuff from blogs, so Swoosh Boy could still do the copy and paste gig...


GravatarGood, this means I don't have to see his stupid fucking hair anymore.
Gomez

or his wifes.

really, my whole thought on this issue was "i wonder how long it takes his wife to prepare for an interview?"

and don't they look in the mirror first?


GravatarI don't think banking was ever restricted to Jews. There were lots of ways, even in the Middle Ages, to get around Church restrictions on usury -- like not charging interest, you charge fees -- that left banking open to gentiles.

Yeah, but "officially" it was restricted to Jews.

Thus the well known stereotype.


GravatarBanking has not been restricted to Jews for centuries, yet Jews still get the rap for being moneygrubbing asshats.


Yes! Yes! It was restricted. Just like all those goyim country clubs. But we showed them. We showed them all! We infiltrated the Repugnican party, and made the Religious Right our hand puppets. Take that you Jeebus-loving lefties! Bwhahahahaha.


P.S. Hehehe.


GravatarAbizaid: Mideast wars may last 50 years
Thu Nov 1, 3:41 AM ET

PITTSBURGH - It might take as long as half a century before U.S. troops can leave the volatile Middle East, according to retired Army Gen. John Abizaid.

"Over time, we will have to shift the burden of the military fight from our forces directly to regional forces, and we will have to play an indirect role, but we shouldn't assume for even a minute that in the next 25 to 50 years the American military might be able to come home, relax and take it easy, because the strategic situation in the region doesn't seem to show that as being possible," Abizaid said Wednesday at Carnegie Mellon University.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ 20071...aid_middle_east


GravatarRich Lowry's defense of waterboarding: Journalists are volunteering to undergo waterboarding to see what it's like so it can't be torture.


GravatarPlease find someone to run against DiFi. She is on her way to becoming HoJoe West.
cosmosis

Sp true! We need new Dems in the Senate.


Gravatar

Please find someone to run against DiFi. She is on her way to becoming HoJoe West.


She always was.

She was the one that introduced Condi to the senate for her SOS hearing.


GravatarSince Dems seem unable to create opposition on anything, can't they just go talk to John Dean and simply follow directions?


Gravatarthe Knights Templar were an important banking institution that charged interest and was not jewish.


GravatarSince Judge Mukasey’s situation is not unlike that facing Elliot Richardson when he was appointed Attorney General during Watergate, why should not the Senate Judiciary Committee similarly make it a quid pro quo for his confirmation that he appoint a special prosecutor to investigate war crimes?

Because the entire senate is corrupt?


GravatarRich Lowry's defense of waterboarding: Journalists are volunteering to undergo waterboarding to see what it's like so it can't be torture.

I eagerly await his undergoing the procedure.

Then, if it's not torture, he can tell me how effective it can really be in achieving meaningful results.


Gravatarthe Knights Templar were an important banking institution that charged interest and was not jewish.
euphronius

Bah! We owned their asses.


Gravatarthe Knights Templar were an important banking institution that charged interest and was not jewish.

And created the debit card.


GravatarApprentice to Darth Holden | Homepage | 11.02.07 - 7:51 pm | #


i just read that Weil is still on the board. which explains a lot to me. (ie, weil was acting thru Prince . . .and thus Prince, thru Weil, had a lot of deference by the board.)


Gravatarcan we stop encouraging the jew conspiracy trolls?


GravatarTweety's laugh sounds like a jackass braying.


Gravatarcan we stop encouraging the jew conspiracy trolls?

C'mon, they're cute, and are giving me a great rate on my 2nd mortgage!


Gravatarthe Knights Templar were an important banking institution that charged interest and was not jewish.

I don't think they charged interest. They charged fees at every step of the way for transactions.


GravatarYes, let's waterboard Ricky Low Ry and ask him questions he can't answer. See what he tells us.


GravatarTweety's laugh sounds like a jackass braying.
Lime Rick

There's a good reason for that.


Gravatarcan we stop encouraging the jew conspiracy trolls?
watertiger

I am not a troll, you aquafarious feline thing.


Gravatarthe Knights Templar were an important banking institution that charged interest and was not jewish.
euphronius

and they drank blood out of skulls.

so that's pretty cool.


GravatarI eagerly await his undergoing the procedure.

Then, if it's not torture, he can tell me how effective it can really be in achieving meaningful results.


As Shields pointed out it's not quite the same if you know you're being protected and it won't go on for more than two minutes.


GravatarWhere do they get these assholes???



http://www.salon.com/politics/wa...view/ index.html


GravatarBTW, if you want to piss off the Kossacks, recommend this comment.


GravatarTime for a bathroom break, right?




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GravatarI don't think they charged interest. They charged fees at every step of the way for transactions.
Toonscribe | 11.02.07 - 7:58 pm | #
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iirc, those costs were calculated similarly to interest.

so, you know, legalisms.


GravatarAs Shields pointed out it's not quite the same if you know you're being protected and it won't go on for more than two minutes.

No, Rich, it's NOT like the dunking tank at the school fair.


GravatarSince Judge Mukasey’s situation is not unlike that facing Elliot Richardson when he was appointed Attorney General during Watergate, why should not the Senate Judiciary Committee similarly make it a quid pro quo for his confirmation that he appoint a special prosecutor to investigate war crimes?

a) Because any such agreement is unenforceable once he becomes AG?

b) Because he promised Schumer he'd enforce a law banning waterboarding if the Congress passes it. Which, of course, it won't, because Chimpy would veto it. And even then, Mukasey would interpret what they are (Not!) doing (because it's classified, you have to trust the AG!) as being outside the scope of the law, so....

Schumer and Feinstein are for shit, in my book.

There. I said it.


GravatarBTW, if you want to piss off the Kossacks, recommend this comment.

I hear and obey.

SWOOOOOOOSH! Gongggggggg....


GravatarUnfortunately, HoJoe Loserman and DiFi do a pretty good job of encouraging the the conspiracy trolls.


Gravatarcan we stop encouraging the jew conspiracy trolls?
watertiger


Yeah, really.

Talk about offensive.


Gravatarand they drank blood out of skulls.

so that's pretty cool.
charley


They stole that from us, those theiving Christian bastards!


Gravatarthere is no special prosecutor law in effect.

the only special prosecutor you will get is one appointed by the AG


GravatarAs Shields pointed out it's not quite the same if you know you're being protected and it won't go on for more than two minutes.
JT


Well, you see, we don't mean it to be torture, so it isnt'!

Hey! Presto!


Gravatarso, you know, legalisms.

The entire intellectual culture of the Middle Ages was based on legalisms -- parsing, construing, arguing over the precise meaning of words. That was pretty much the whole fucking Scholastic movement.


Gravatariirc, those costs were calculated similarly to interest.

so, you know, legalisms.


Interest is a fee charged for the transaction of non-repayment.


GravatarTime for a bathroom break, right?




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Larry Craig


Quit stalling.

Get in here.


GravatarThe entire intellectual culture of the Middle Ages was based on legalisms -- parsing, construing, arguing over the precise meaning of words. That was pretty much the whole fucking Scholastic movement.
Toonscribe | 11.02.07 - 8:01 pm | #
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wonderfully so i may add. quite enjoyable.


Gravatar"Ise doin jes fine before Ise runnin' for prezident"...sheesh Barack....


GravatarAs Shields pointed out it's not quite the same if you know you're being protected and it won't go on for more than two minutes.

OK, then, shitcan those rules.

Don't tell 'em in advance, though...


GravatarThe entire intellectual culture of the Middle Ages was based on legalisms -- parsing, construing, arguing over the precise meaning of words. That was pretty much the whole fucking Scholastic movement.
Toonscribe


Well, I wouldn't call the Scholastic movement the "entire intellectual culture of the Middle Ages."

And I'm not sure that's changed much since Socrates' day.


Gravatar"Tongue Stud" Storm is being groomed to take Katie Colon's place.


Gravatarcan we stop encouraging the jew conspiracy trolls?
watertiger


I like the juicy conspiracy trolls best.


Gravatar"can we stop encouraging the jew conspiracy trolls?"

Yeah, really.

Talk about boring.


Friendly yellow tuna...


Gravataryou deposit 100 money units with the Knights Templar in Toledo.

then you travel to Constantinople and withdraw the 100.

the fee you were charged was a percentage over time fee.

i.e., interest.


GravatarBTW, if you want to piss off the Kossacks, recommend this comment.

Done.

That diary reminds of Tigre's Face The Snark but with no pinache.


GravatarOK. Time to eat some Christian babies.

Speak to you goys later.


GravatarPenache


GravatarAs Shields pointed out it's not quite the same if you know you're being protected and it won't go on for more than two minutes.

Indeed, and when not combined with other "enhanced" techniques. That's one reason why I'm not all that comfy just focusing on waterboarding, but it's still probably the easiest thing at this point.


GravatarMitch McConnell's time is divided equally between killing coal miners, slandering sick kids and trolling stalls.


GravatarMike Allen looks like he was hit over the head with a cast iron frying pan when he was just a toddler.


GravatarSpeaking of conspiracy theories, gas is back over 3 bucks a gallon. The president and vice president are both Texas oil men.

And nobody gives a shit.


Gravatarpan ache?


GravatarThat diary reminds of Tigre's Face The Snark but with no panache.

To even mention Mr. Swoosh-gong in the same sentence as La Tigre...


GravatarPenache
Mitch McConnell


Penuche?


GravatarOK. Time to eat some Christian babies.

That's not kosher, troll.


GravatarBTW, not only was that cut-and-paste bullshit from Faux's latest cuddly-right-wing sitcom stupid, it was sexist.

Nice job, Kossacks!


Gravatar
To even mention Mr. Swoosh-gong in the same sentence as La Tigre...


i would be far too profane for the Great Orange Satan.


Gravatari would be far too profane for the Great Orange Satan.

watertiger


So that's why I never go over there.

I'd been wondering...


Gravatarinvest in Citigroup Monday morning and sell in the afternoon. A sure way to make money!!!!


Gravatari would be far too profane for the Great Orange Satan.

You come sit next to me, you cuddly little ball of orange fur, you!

BTW, speaking of cuddly balls of fur...


Gravatar
To even mention Mr. Swoosh-gong in the same sentence as La Tigre...


I'm so ashamed.


Gravatari would be far too profane for the Great Orange Satan.

You'd probably take the opportunity to lolinate the site too.


GravatarI'm so ashamed.

Your heart was in the right place!


GravatarYou'd probably take the opportunity to lolinate the site too.

I've run it through the Lolinator.  It's too big.


GravatarI would be far too profane for the Great Orange Satan.

watertiger


Not true, you would be average there, profanity-wise, but you would also be a big star there.


GravatarP O'Neill--think those 3 guys were fragged?


GravatarD'oh! i recalled incorrectly

he Knights' involvement in banking grew over time into a new basis for money, as Templars became increasingly involved in banking activities. One indication of their powerful political connections is that the Templars' involvement in usury did not lead to more controversy within the Order and the church at large. Officially the idea of lending money in return for interest was forbidden by the church, but the Order sidestepped this with clever loopholes, such as a stipulation that the Templars retained the rights to the production of mortgaged property. Or as one Templar researcher put it, "Since they weren't allowed to charge interest, they charged rent instead."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ His...Knights_Templar


GravatarI'm confused. I faithfully do Friday Cat blogging but my son says I should be doing Caturday blogging...


GravatarWe need more Democrats like Paul Wellstone to run for Senate!

Watch the video put together by high school students -it's inspirational!


GravatarThe latest news about Duane "Dog" Chapman being a racist does not surprise me. He's a hard-assed law & order guy, pathologically anti-drug (which gives him license to beat up and humiliate small-time pot users), has the camera regularly zoom-in on close-ups of his framed pic of George W. Bush smirking on the office wall, and begins and ends every program with a prayer circle thanking Sweet Jeezuz. If anybody is shocked that Dog uses the n-word off camera and refuses to give permission to any of his kids to date black people, they need to wake up and get a clue, because aside from the long hair and biker image, Dog and his wife are run o' the mill trailer-trash rednecks.


GravatarWell, it looks like "heads will roll" all the way to the first tee.


Gravatar
I've run it through the Lolinator. It's too big.


NO FLIRTING.


GravatarAm I too late to suggest Schumer and Feinstein can go fuck themselves on their way to hell?


GravatarI've run it through the Lolinator. It's too big.

NO FLIRTING.
Thers | Homepage | 11.02.07 - 8:12 pm | #


lol!!!!


Gravatar<a href="http://www.dependablerenegade.com/ dependable_renegade/2007/11/so-if-bush-is-t.html" >Oh Captain, my Captain!</a>


GravatarPenache
Mitch McConnell


Are you trying to say penis?


Gravatarellroon! very cute!


GravatarHe's a hard-assed law & order guy, pathologically anti-drug...


Pathologically pro-nicotine.


GravatarNO FLIRTING.
Thers

Isn't yelling about no flirting actually repressed flirting?


GravatarGAR.  I'll blogwhore later.

but first:

Whiskey Fire lolinated!


Gravatarbush approved torture technique:

“Longtime Standing: This technique is described as among the most effective. Prisoners are forced to stand, handcuffed and with their feet shackled to an eye bolt in the floor for more than 40 hours. Exhaustion and sleep deprivation are effective in yielding confessions.”

They make someone stand for 40 hours by shackling the wrists to the ceiling. The fun starts when their legs are too weak to hold them up. The torturee starts to suffocate because their full weight pulling on their arms causes hyper expansion of the lungs. It’s the same idea behind crucifixion. Slowy suffocate the victim.


GravatarO-kay, pathologically anti- the good smoke.


GravatarI've run it through the Lolinator. It's too big.

NO FLIRTING.
Thers


It might've been "malformed."


GravatarThe latest news about Duane "Dog" Chapman being a racist

Ooooh, Dog is a favorite for The Soup... hope it makes the cut for 2nite...


GravatarIsn't yelling about no flirting actually repressed flirting?
ellroon


You may have the Mick there.


GravatarI'm still at work.

Someone fucking shoot me.


GravatarOh Captain, My Captain.


GravatarO-kay, pathologically anti- the good smoke.
billy bob tweed

Perzactly.


GravatarIsn't yelling about no flirting actually repressed flirting?
ellroon


Wasn't yelling. Note the lack of !
Thers just has a loud inside voice.


GravatarI thought "Dog" was in jail for that kidnapping charge in Mexico? Obviously, I don't follow the gossip page closely enough. That said, no surprise he's a racist. I like how his own kid is the one who outed him. Kind of like Julie RudyAnnie's kids hate his fucking guts.


GravatarI'm still at work.

Someone fucking shoot me.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


You need to stop and smell the roses babe.


GravatarGAR. I'll blogwhore later.

but first:

Whiskey Fire lolinated!

watertiger | Homepage | 11.02.07 - 8:13 pm | #
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that is, honestly, one of the funniest things ive ever seen.

the fist picture is legendary.


GravatarI'm still at work.

Someone fucking shoot me.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


Where do you work.

Nevermind. I'll check with NSA.


GravatarJohn Dean on Keith.


GravatarI'd also wager Dog has done his share of steroids.


Gravatar
Whiskey Fire lolinated!


I'm allergic to cats. Great. Now there's dander all over my blog!

(Unable to breathe, eyes swelling shut)


GravatarNevermind. I'll check with NSA.
Dick Cheney


*unsheathes lightsaber*


GravatarYou need to stop and smell the roses babe.

Helllllooooooooh, pot.


GravatarI'm still at work.

Someone fucking shoot me.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


Moi aussi. Come sit by me.

Oh Captain, My Captain.
watertiger


Nice touch.
/Garfield


Gravatar
Pathologically pro-nicotine.


I empathize.


Gravatar(Unable to breathe, eyes swelling shut)
Thers

No flirting?


GravatarAre you trying to say penis?
Gomez


I'm feeling peckish for a penish.


GravatarIsn't yelling about no flirting actually repressed flirting?

I am ENUNCIATING.


GravatarSomeone fucking shoot me.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore

Where do you work.

Nevermind. I'll check with NSA.
Dick Cheney

You certainly aren't fucking, Dick, so you are disqualified.


GravatarSomeone fucking shoot me.

I would Vicki, but you are out of my range.


Gravatar
(Unable to breathe, eyes swelling shut)


Quick, get NTodd's Pack over there!


GravatarWonder if Mukasey knew about the Assistant AG who had himself waterboarded to see if it were torture--and said it was indeed torture.

They fired his ass.

I had no respect for Mukasey.


GravatarI am ENUNCIATING.
Thers

I notice you ENUNCIATE ever so carefully around cute chicks...


GravatarHey Gomez,

Your Girlfriend Gets Good News


Gravatarjohn dean makes me craii


GravatarDean says refusal of Dems to fail to stand up to ReThugs when they stretch or break the law is part of a "Broken Government."

Fuck Schumer. Fuck Feinstein.

Damn it.


GravatarKucinich is going to press for an impeachment vote next week. How long until Pelosi and Stoyer issue apologies to the Chimp?


GravatarHey Gomez,

Your Girlfriend Gets Good News
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


YAY!!! She is so going to walk.


GravatarSchumer desesrves a primary challenge.


GravatarI notice you ENUNCIATE ever so carefully around cute chicks...
ellroon


You don't get 136 children without good diction.


GravatarI mean to say "have no respect for Mukasey."


Gravatarwell, i can't decide if i need more whiskey or more candy. i guess i'll have both.


Gravatarsooo

thers + molly . . .

that's an item?


GravatarKucinich is going to press for an impeachment vote next week.

Zontar will work his will.


GravatarI can't lolinate ellroon's page, dammit!


GravatarIf the diaper don't fit,
you must acquit.


GravatarWhenever I start wondering whether our democracy has always been this fucked up, I hear John Dean and realize no, these guys have dug new lows by several orders of magmatude.


GravatarLeave Kucinich alone. I saw a UFO, too. And I ♥ Al Gore.

Cynics, I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee!


GravatarSchumer needs primary challenger: OK, who in NY can stand up to him and win? Same question about DiFi--Ahnold in CA? That's no help.

Seriously.

Schumer comes up for reelection in 2010--long time politcally. Diane not until 2012.


Gravatarbecause aside from the long hair and biker image, Dog and his wife are run o' the mill trailer-trash rednecks.
billy bob tweed


You can move the trash from the trailer to the ranch with a loan from mom and dad.


GravatarLater. I need food. Haven't eaten all day.


GravatarWhy They Run?

Because they don't want to get caught asshole.


GravatarEuphronius, Thers and Molly are a married couple.

Ntodd and Molly, they're an item.


GravatarKucinich is going to press for an impeachment vote next week.

How long before the democratic leadership drives him out of the party?


GravatarHolden, Athenae and Scout LOLinated!


GravatarJohn Dean's book was one of the best books I've read about what is wrong with this group of people.


GravatarSchumer needs primary challenger: OK, who in NY can stand up to him and win? Same question about DiFi--Ahnold in CA? That's no help.

Seriously.

Schumer comes up for reelection in 2010--long time politcally. Diane not until 2012.
jawbone | Homepage | 11.02.07 - 8:22 pm | #

JFKjr!


GravatarI'm still at work.



I'm not!
scurries away, out of range....
.


GravatarI mean RFK jr!! I'm very tired.


Gravatar
I notice you ENUNCIATE ever so carefully around cute chicks...


Nobody is allowed to be cute! That leads to FLIRTING.


GravatarI'm not at work.  But I'm working.

Baby duty never seems to end in these parts


GravatarEuphronius, Thers and Molly are a married couple.

Ntodd and Molly, they're an item.

Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 11.02.07 - 8:23 pm | #


DAYUM

its like Howard Stern and Rebecca Romain Stamos


GravatarSpeaking of conspiracy theories, gas is back over 3 bucks a gallon. The president and vice president are both Texas oil men.

And nobody gives a shit.

lipreader

that's not exactly right.


Gravatarwell, i can't decide if i need more whiskey or more candy. i guess i'll have both.
whiskey girl


Ask Violet if you may.


Gravatarwhy cant RIL run after Schumer?

she is over 35.


GravatarSchumer needs primary challenger: OK, who in NY can stand up to him and win?

Spitzer. Maybe someone from state government. Maybe someone from Spitzer's cabinet, like Andrew Cuomo.


GravatarHolden, Athenae and Scout LOLinated!
watertiger


Strange. Lolination doesn't seem to have any noticeable effect on "Your President Speaks."


GravatarHolden, Athenae and Scout LOLinated! watertiger

Lollerina out of control.


Gravatar(Unable to breathe, eyes swelling shut)

[updates The Plan]


GravatarTyra Banks is going to talk about her vagina for two hours.


GravatarEuphronius, Thers and Molly are a married couple.

Ntodd and Molly, they're an item.


The Lout Codicil has not been revoked.


GravatarRe Ron Paul and privatizing sewage treatment -- let's get that view on the record, if he'll say it, then ask him whether he wants to pioneer the first coin-operated toilet in his home ...


Gravatarcheney really needs to be shot into the sun.


GravatarTyra Banks is going to talk about her vagina for two hours.
cosmosis


She must be running for prez too.


GravatarAsk Violet if you may.
GWPDA


Hey Auntie!

Violet is already asleep upstairs with the girls. They're having a camp out in their room: beds pushed together with a giant comforter over the whole thing.

How are you this evenin'?


GravatarLollerina out of control.

Just trying to distract myself from the monsters on my teebee screen.


GravatarIt's doubtful in the extreme that DiFi will be running for re-election in 2012.


GravatarMaybe someone from the New York congressional delegation, such as Rangel or Nadler, can challenge Schumer. But Schumer has muscle in place, so he would have to be ousted by someone who isn't afraid to go up against the state party machinery.


GravatarSpeaking of conspiracy theories, gas is back over 3 bucks a gallon. The president and vice president are both Texas oil men.

And nobody gives a shit.
lipreader


I think it's time for me to make those magnets in the shape of arrows that you can stick on a car, pointing to the gas tank, with the words, "Insert Republican "tax cut" here".


GravatarTyra Banks is going to talk about her vagina for two hours.
cosmosis


If she talks about everyone who's been in there she'll need more time.


GravatarHow are you this evenin'?
whiskey girl


Well, 'enkew! Very glad the little gurlz are being looked after so nicely. Horsies are best!
.


GravatarI'm not at work. But I'm working.

I'm workin...

But I'm not WORKIN' FOR YOU....

SLACK MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!


Gravatarcheney thinks chavez is from peru.

im mean. come on.


GravatarThis is my life.

True story. I am working in a jobs program for homeless vets. A guy in a wheelchair shows up at the homeless shelter that only accepts veterans today and tells me "You are tall, like Paul Bunyon" can you sing that song for me?"

I retort "Huh".

He then asks what I do.

I tell him I work with homeless vets to get them housing and jobs.

He said he was with a state militia and does he qualify.

I ask him if he meant the national guard.

He says, "No, I mean one of the right wing militias. I was a member until a tree fell on me".

It's friday though.


GravatarI especially loved all the RightWing Authoritarian research that he talked about.

I realized when I read it that I come from a family of RWAs and that I'm susceptible to appeals to authority.


GravatarMike Allen looks like he was hit over the head with a cast iron frying pan when he was just a toddler.

That wide-eyed, innocent, breathless babbling is just too much to bear.



Hey, Dickhead, Chavez should be worried about us.

Happily for Venezuela, Cheney will invade Peru instead.

Unhappily for Peru...


GravatarSchumer comes up for reelection in 2010--long time politcally. Diane not until 2012.
jawbone


Maybe this weekend I'll go poking around to see if the state's recall provision applies to reps and senators.

I mean, if "Dialing For Dollars" Gray Davis can be dumped, why not DiFi?


GravatarEuphronius, Thers and Molly are a married couple.

The three of you are married?


GravatarJust trying to distract myself from the monsters on my teebee screen. watertiger

Pre-emo distraction.


GravatarTyra Banks is going to talk about her vagina for two hours.
cosmosis


When what we're really interested in is her enormous forehead.


GravatarHe says, "No, I mean one of the right wing militias. I was a member until a tree fell on me".

Um. Okay.


GravatarWow, I didn't know Chavez was president of Peru!!

Dickie knows!!


GravatarTrifecta, and I thought I heard weird shit from students.


GravatarEuphronius, Thers and Molly are a married couple.

The three of you are married?
Bjorn,a poor young country boi | 11.02.07 - 8:30 pm | #


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ill say this: Thers does not suck my cock.

some marriage.

*cries*eats choclit*


GravatarAndy Cuomo


GravatarI emailed DiFi. I had to.


GravatarPre-emo distraction.


I need to hunt down and slap unconscious whoever directed that video.


GravatarWow, I didn't know Chavez was president of Peru!!

You owe me.


Cheney is kookalutz.


GravatarWhen what we're really interested in is her enormous forehead.
Jennifer | 11.02.07 - 8:30 pm | #


its a fivehead.


GravatarSLACK MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

NO SUPERCHUNK!


GravatarPlantsman, for what it's worth, I email her weekly to express my disgust with her.

She probably doesn't give a flying fuck, but it's therapeutic.


GravatarI enjoyed the second season of American's Next Top model. I don't know why. But I did.


GravatarTyra Banks is going to talk about her vagina for two hours.

She's got the knack for it. Muhmuhmuh my my my my my whooo!


GravatarCheeney woke up from his nap and wants to invade Peru?


GravatarI was a member until a tree fell on me".

Are we sure it wasn't the Clenis?


GravatarOr is that kookalootz?

He's nuts.


Gravatar*cries*eats choclit*

Um, enjoy....


GravatarMike Allen looks like he was hit over the head with a cast iron frying pan when he was just a toddler.

Maybe a tree fell on him.

Citigroup Inc. Chief Executive Charles Prince is planning to resign

That marks the third CEO of a big investment bank to be ousted in relation to losses this year. UBS's Wuffli, Merrill Lynch's O'Neal and Citigroup's Prince.

How is Morgan Stanley doing?


GravatarI had to wipe "California" out of the address field, but it felt good to tell her how ashamed of her I am.


GravatarBush likens critics to Hitler deniers

Seems appropriate. Chimpy's like Hitler so those who would deny him are like Hitler deniers.


GravatarTyra Banks is going to talk about her vagina for two hours.

The term is "va-jay-jay."


GravatarSpocko, beautiful women, elegantly presented?

I am afraid you are suffering from Normal Heterosexual Male disorder.


GravatarI mean, if "Dialing For Dollars" Gray Davis can be dumped, why not DiFi?
Diane C. Barking-Mad


DiFi is retiring. She's a Senator, not a governor. Recalls are in the State Constitutions for state level offices. But she'll be gone soon.


Gravatar BRANDI CARLILE - THE STORY

Best Song of This Year IMHO


GravatarI need to hunt down and slap unconscious whoever directed that video. watertiger

Good luck - they paid a neighborhood kid $20 to do it.


Gravatarill say this: Thers does not suck my cock.

HOMOPHONE!


GravatarTyra Banks is going to talk about her vagina for two hours.

Only Mrs. Slocombe could bring that off.


Gravataryou can not recall federal representatives.


GravatarDiFi and her bad hair will be around until 2012.


Gravatar"But Schumer has muscle in place, so he would have to be ousted by someone who isn't afraid to go up against the state party machinery.
Fop Swarper"

Right now Schumer is so popular in NY state nobody would run against him in a primary. At least right now you’d have to question the sanity of any dem pol that would run against Schumer.


GravatarThe term is "va-jay-jay."

Doncha wish your va-jay-jay looked just like me? Doncha? Doncha?

I think I'm going to pitch a new reality tv series.


Gravatarill say this: Thers does not suck my cock.



Tell me about it. Is it a nice cock?


GravatarNormal Heterosexual Male disorder.

Yeah, but since I'm only half human I only like half of the models.

Usually the left side.


GravatarCheney is kookalutz.
pie


Pump head.

Bypass surgery can lead to cognitive deficits.


GravatarIt's doubtful in the extreme that DiFi will be running for re-election in 2012.
dave™© | Homepage | 11.02.07 - 8:28 pm | #

But her 50s poodle hair with last forever.


GravatarDiFi's hair has not changed; in Forever.


Gravatari was joking thers.

my humor is off tonight. i apologize.


GravatarPre-emo distraction.

I like that song.


GravatarThe torturee starts to suffocate because their full weight pulling on their arms causes hyper expansion of the lungs. It’s the same idea behind crucifixion. Slowy suffocate the victim.
hadenough

yeah, but see, they aren't christians.

so it's ok.


Gravatar
Good luck - they paid a neighborhood kid $20 to do it.


"Hey, I've got a videocamera and a whole book full of visual cliches..."




GravatarDiFi is retiring.

Maybe she'll get a walk-on part in the movie about Harvey Milk.


GravatarDiFi and her bad hair will be around until 2012.
cosmosis


We have four years to find a suitable replacement. What was Cheney saying about search committees?


GravatarI have to fly in a couple of weeks for the first time since they went batshit insane over liquids...what can I carry on in terms of soaps, shampoos, cosmetics? Does anyone know?


GravatarYou know who I can't understand the popularity of?

Gerold Nadler.


GravatarI can't lolinate ellroon's page, dammit!
watertiger

*gasp* I am unlolinatable?


GravatarThe term is "va-jay-jay."

That term apparently pisses off feminists.


GravatarBypass surgery can lead to cognitive deficits.

He has the perfect job. He's not *responsible* for his actions. Nor is his little equally braindead puppet.



War = money. Let's be at war.


Gravatari was joking thers.

Hee hee. I was too.

I'm only ever offended by NTodd and that's just because he's a poopyhead.


GravatarGerold Nadler.
plantsman, areligious


Nadler is pretty good as pols go.


GravatarJennifer,

you can bring pretty much anything, so long as it's in a bottle that's 3 oz or smaller.


GravatarI have to fly in a couple of weeks for the first time since they went batshit insane over liquids...what can I carry on in terms of soaps, shampoos, cosmetics? Does anyone know?

Learn the 3-1-1 rule: 3 ounces, 1 quart, 1 bag...


GravatarRight now Schumer is so popular in NY state nobody would run against him in a primary. At least right now you’d have to question the sanity of any dem pol that would run against Schumer.

Is he? I have been out of New York for several years, so I'm just remembering his crew from five or so years ago. And I haven't looked at his polling at all.


GravatarThat term apparently pisses off feminists.
NTodd, Homophone Alone


What does Althouse think?


GravatarThat term apparently pisses off feminists.

"Smerconish" is an offensive slang term for the vagina.


GravatarGood evening.

Interesting factoid: Minneapolis is the birthplace of Malt Liquor!


GravatarThe horror! The horror!

Greedy, evil corporate criminals adjusting to adverse market conditions!

The horror!


GravatarI'm officially old. I just voluntarily soaked my foot in epsom salts.


GravatarI enjoyed the second season of American's Next Top model.

My secret shame: I have been enjoying "America's Most Smartest Model."

[hanging head and crying]


GravatarSchumer's pretty well entrenched.  You'd need a goddamned big scandal to dislodge him.


GravatarThe term is "va-jay-jay."

That term apparently pisses off feminists.
NTodd, Homophone Alone


Michael Smegmaconish is a freaking moron!


GravatarHell, if we were able to get Gray Davis out of office just months after he was re-elected, why can't we get a movement to recall DiFi? Get the bloggers to move on this; get some blood thirsty republicans to bankroll the effort; and as a LA resident I'm pretty sure we can have Gary Coleman and strippers running for the US Senate in no time flat.


Gravatar
[hanging head and crying]


Please, god, say it's not so!!!




GravatarJeffCO | 11.02.07 - 8:41 pm

Seriously, is that a show?

I HAVE to see it.


Gravatar"Hey baby, your va-Jay-Jay is Dyn-O-Mite!"


Gravatarsmerconsih makes me want to move out of Philadelphia

although i doubt he actually lives int the city

probably chery hill. or morestown.


GravatarGreedy, evil corporate criminals adjusting to adverse market conditions!

Use the passive voice, little man.

They're getting *adjusted*.

Heh heh.


GravatarSchumer's pretty well entrenched. You'd need a goddamned big scandal to dislodge him.
watertiger |


I read that as 'sandal.'


GravatarI have to fly in a couple of weeks for the first time since they went batshit insane over liquids...what can I carry on in terms of soaps, shampoos, cosmetics? Does anyone know?

Get a zip-lock bag.


Gravatar...her 50s poodle hair with last forever.

When she was mayor, her "separated at birth" resemblance to Kim Hunter in "Planet of the Apes" was often remarked upon...


GravatarContact lens stuff can be in bigger containers according to TSA.


GravatarI wonder if DiFi wears saddle shoes to go with that hairdo.


GravatarI'd forgotten all about Dave Gravis.


Gravataryou cannot recall federal representatives.


Gravatarwhat can I carry on in terms of soaps, shampoos, cosmetics? Does anyone know?

TSA Permitted and Prohibited Items


GravatarDiFi's hair has not changed; in Forever.

Uh, I'm still wearing mine like I've worn it forever.

Not that I have a lot of options with the hair I've got.


GravatarHell, if we were able to get Gray Davis out of office just months after he was re-elected, why can't we get a movement to recall DiFi?

There is a sliiiiight difference between state and Federal office...


GravatarWho remembers the SNL send up of a Lifetime talk show called "Talkin' 'Bout 'Gina"?


Gravatar
I read that as 'sandal.'





GravatarWhen she was mayor, her "separated at birth" resemblance to Kim Hunter in "Planet of the Apes" was often remarked upon...
dave™© | Homepage | 11.02.07 - 8:42 pm | #

Yeppers


http://www.wallsoffame.com/asset.../ 1199hunter.jpg


GravatarWhatever it's called, it sounds like Smerconish hasn't been in the same room with one in about fifteen years.


Gravatarwhile you're at it, get rid of that international embarrasment, Barbara Boxer.

Boxer gives "idiot" a new meaning.


GravatarYou cannot call federal representatives without a prepaid K street calling card It's in their contract.


GravatarMaybe she'll get a walk-on part in the movie about Harvey Milk.

Thank Dan White for her Senatorial career.

She was on her way out as a Supervisor when that right-wing fuckface decided to "prove" his manhood...


GravatarGomez, a QUART sized plastic bag.

I had two sandwich bags last time, and TSA went nuts, even though the contents didn't = a quart.


Gravatar
We have four years to find a suitable replacement. What was Cheney saying about search committees


He was joking about how he got to be vice president.


GravatarHOMOPHONE!
NTodd, Homophone Alone

Doesn't that involve a banana?


GravatarI HAVE to see it. Evil Halloweenie S pocko

I usually have no interest in slow motion train wrecks. But this one has become a haven for gawkers like me.


GravatarRecall of Federal Legislators.

Short answer: nope.


GravatarI love Boxer. I keep getting her and Di Fi mixed up. My mistake.


Gravatarwhile you're at it, get rid of that international embarrasment, Barbara Boxer.

Boxer gives "idiot" a new meaning.
Lubyanka


Oh yeah, we'll get right on that.


GravatarSchumer's pretty well entrenched. You'd need a goddamned big scandal to dislodge him.

This brings to mind the famed Lieberman Paradox:

A sex scandal involving Joe Lieberman would be welcome in that it would get rid of him, but visualizing the details of same would probably lead you to rip out your eyeballs and guzzle straight butane.

What Do You Do?


GravatarBoxer gives "idiot" a new meaning.

Nah, I just looked it up.

Your picture's still there.


GravatarI had two sandwich bags last time, and TSA went nuts, even though the contents didn't = a quart.

We were told there'd be no math.
/TSA


Gravataroh, Halloween has passed...

Looking for a good scare? Cheney's dogs wearing their Halloween costumes.


GravatarThers, I'll drink brake fluid if it gets rid of him.

What?  It's got alcohol!


GravatarLubyanka

Nope, "idiot" still has the same meaning it always has.

And your picture is still beside it in the dictionary.

Hollowhead.


GravatarIrony 4.0: Loony wanker talking about idiots.


GravatarBoxer?

the woman who givers a shit about the environment?

no.


Gravatardonc, yeah, the Bushes et al would like to outlaw math.


GravatarBetween book burning and dog burning, my schedule is full!


Gravataroh, Halloween has passed...

Looking for a good scare? Cheney's dogs wearing their Halloween costumes.
Karin


That is disturbing.


GravatarBarbara Boxer.

Boxers or briefs?


GravatarDave™, all my Cokes are very dry martinis.

I hope that's okay.


GravatarWhat? It's got alcohol!

Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Irish stereotype


GravatarSpitzer could take out schumer.

thats it.


GravatarI'm guess Cheney was a himself: a big fat clown.


Gravatar"And I haven't looked at his polling at all.
Fop Swarper"

They love him all over the state. He worked hard for it.

Schumer could be a sacrifice. This could be realpolitik. Somebody has to be AG. Bush is not gonna nominate anybody ‘better’ than mukasey. So have extremely safe dems make it happen.


GravatarBoxer: Poster Girl of Marin County Airheads


GravatarI could see Barry Bonds murdering a white woman.


GravatarDickyanka's photo is also beside "misogynist"


GravatarWhat Do You Do?
Thers


Rip eyeballs out first.


Gravatardonc, yeah, the Bushes et al would like to outlaw math.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Bush did say it was part of the Axis of Evil.


Gravatarbtw,

Sallyh?

i raise this screwdriver in your honor!

prost!


GravatarThank Dan White for her Senatorial career.

You can see why Jack and Meg kicked him out as bassist.


GravatarI'm kidding! I love Barbara Boxer.


GravatarGeorge W Bush = poster boy for retroactive abortion.


Gravatar...all my Cokes are very dry martinis.

Talk about the pause that refreshes!


GravatarAccording to these interviews with Barry Bonds, life in very unfair.


GravatarLoony wanker: poster girl for fat losers.


GravatarWhat Do You Do?

Learn braille and get rid of Lieberman.


GravatarIf Barry Bonds did murder someone he'd get an asterisk by his conviction because it was from roid rage.


GravatarEuphronius, slante


GravatarWhat Do You Do?

Thers

Wear a blindfold and book the first flight to Maui I can get.


Gravatardonc, yeah, the Bushes et al would like to outlaw math.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere



And reading.

And science.

And dissent.


GravatarI could see Barry Bonds murdering a white woman.
lance

She wouldn't even have to be white.


Gravatarthese interviews with Barry Bonds

Thank god for the posting of the bananaphone link. It's the only thing making this segment tolerable.


GravatarSpitzer could take out schumer.

thats it.
euphronius | Homepage | 11.02.07 - 8:48 pm | #

Andy Cuomo, unless spitz gives him hrc's seat.


GravatarAnyone wanna see me shaving ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c...h?v=cV2tC- sRa2A


GravatarI have to fly in a couple of weeks for the first time since they went batshit insane over liquids...what can I carry on in terms of soaps, shampoos, cosmetics? Does anyone know?
Jennifer

do not take ANY liquids,gels, or pastes over 3.4 oz.

you can take as many as you want that will fit into a quart size plastic bag.

when you get in line, take the quart not gallon sized bag out of your luggage and place it in the tray. NO WATERS!


Gravatarwith Mukasey votes, Schumer and Feinstein turn their swollen red baboon asses towards whining, aggrieved, hysterical nutroots...


...hiiiilaaaarious!


Gravatar"Spitzer could take out schumer.

thats it.
euphronius"

Right now repubs have a full court press on Spitzer. russert played his part by bring up Spitzer during the debates. Hillary backed Spitzer. Other 'dems' that shall go unnamed throw Spitzer and Hillary under the bus to further their own presidential aspirations. Oooops. I prolly gave away obama and edwards identity as the backstabbing dems I was gonna leave unnamed.


GravatarAndy Cuomo, unless spitz gives him hrc's seat.

Not a chance in hell.


GravatarWatertiger, if you're headed for Maui, I'm going with you.

Maui's perfect.

Okay, spendy, but we can rob a few convenience stores on the way.


GravatarCan I say that I don't care about Jersey Boys?

Anyone who aspires to sound like Frankie Valli is, well....


GravatarYou can see why Jack and Meg kicked him out as bassist. Thers

[Thumps Thers ickily]


GravatarAnyone wanna see me shaving ?

Hiiiiilaaaaarious, Loony wanker!


GravatarAnyone who aspires to sound like Frankie Valli is, well....
Zap Rowsdower

Now, Lou Christie is another matter.


GravatarI adore Keith!


GravatarYou can see why Jack and Meg kicked him out as bassist. Thers

[Thumps Thers ickily]
JeffCO | 11.02.07 - 8:54 pm | #


Meg is teh hott !


GravatarRight now repubs have a full court press on Spitzer. russert played his part by bring up Spitzer during the debates. Hillary backed Spitzer. Other 'dems' that shall go unnamed throw Spitzer and Hillary under the bus to further their own presidential aspirations. Oooops. I prolly gave away obama and edwards identity as the backstabbing dems I was gonna leave unnamed.
hadenough | 11.02.07 - 8:53 pm | #
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yup.
and, as bjorn says, Cuomo. who is a comer.

but i think Spitzer is talented enough to weather this storm. i could be wrong. the NYT loves him, which helps.


GravatarAnyone who aspires to sound like Frankie Valli is, well....
Zap Rowsdower

Did someone mention Rush?


GravatarMeg is teh hott !
Gilly Gonzylon

Oh Lord no, child.


GravatarYou can see why Jack and Meg kicked him out as bassist. Thers

[Thumps Thers ickily]


I can tell that we are going to be friends.


GravatarWow, Ghouliani hits the WPITW Trifecta!


GravatarKO beats down Rudi!


GravatarDon't let Stalkin' Malkin win this, pleeeeeeze!

http://2007.weblogawards.org/pol...best-blog- 1.php


GravatarAnyone wanna see me shaving ?

OMG! LMAO! Thanks for that!


GravatarSpitzer's a corrupt disgrace. GOP, et. al. will drive this d-license bill up his ass till it comes out his ears.


GravatarOMG

Juliani was ALL 3 WORST PEOPLE


GravatarKeith said said sorry for repeating a AP story that was wrong about Rudy and then gives him a hat trick for the worst person in the world!!! I love Keith


GravatarGOP, et. al. will drive this d-license bill up his ass till it comes out his ears.

Projection, anyone?


GravatarDid someone mention Rush?

Prog doo-wop!


GravatarHah - Ghouliani threefer! The Shrill One whacked him on the prostate today. I'll be seeing him here this weekend. Woo hoo!


GravatarNeither does Bush, John, but that didn't stop you from kissing HIS ass during the 2004 campaign:


http://www6.comcast.net/news/art...cCain.Military/


Everything has to be military with McCain????????


GravatarSpitzer's a corrupt disgrace. GOP, et. al. will drive this d-license bill up his ass till it comes out his ears.
Lubyanka


Its always the anus with you people.


GravatarLube-an-yankit


GravatarIf you get prostate cancer in england your survival rate is only 75% compared to nearly 100% in America.


GravatarIts always the sweet, sweet anus with you people.

Typo fixed...


GravatarGOP, et. al. will drive this d-license bill up his ass till it comes out his ears.

Projection, anyone?
dave™©



More wingtard wet dreams.


GravatarAndy Cuomo, unless spitz gives him hrc's seat.

Not a chance in hell.


I think they don't like each other very much.


GravatarLoony Wanker seems to have an obsession with having things up his ass. Too bad Reverend Wetsuit isn't around to counsel him.


GravatarIf you get prostate cancer in england your survival rate is only 75% compared to nearly 100% in America.
gps | 11.02.07 - 8:58 pm | #

Liar, Rudy. Good job on your 9/11 office location, btw. LMAO!


GravatarEverything has to be military with McCain????????
Terry C - Democratic Bitch

Well... Giuliani has 9/11 to show how tough he is (a noun, a verb, and 9/11) and others have claimed God, so what is left?


GravatarWhy I hate George Bush.

Well, one of the many reasons, actually.


GravatarIf you have a bad prostrate diagnosis, just lie down until you feel better.


GravatarIf you get prostate cancer in england your survival rate is only 75% compared to nearly 100% in America.
gps

WRONG! it's 120%, you stupid


GravatarSpitxer is tending to cuomo under the "keep your enemies closer" doctrine.

which is fine, as they both appear to be rational human beings.


GravatarI just saw Tina Fey & Al Gore in the same commercial.

Something about "Green Week" on NBC...


GravatarSpitzer's a corrupt disgrace.



Er. no....he's not a Repug.


GravatarIf you get prostate cancer in england your survival rate is only 75% compared to nearly 100% in America.

Why yes, jack, that is exactly the 100% wrong lie that Ghouliani has been telling. Thanks for reminding everyone that it's not true, even remotely.


GravatarMcCain needs to start appearing in POW gear.


GravatarLearn the 3-1-1 rule: 3 ounces, 1 quart, 1 bag...
NTodd, Homophone Alone

much more succinct.

also, no cat food, no peanut butter and jelly, no braunswager (sp). why would you need 25 lbs. of braunswager on a plane? why?


GravatarI think they don't like each other very much.

HBK is the paragon of understatement.


GravatarWhy I hate George Bush.

Poor guy's gonna have to burn that uniform now, too.


GravatarSpitzer is one of the least corrupt politicians in recent times.


GravatarIf you get prostate cancer in england your survival rate is only 75% compared to nearly 100% in America.
gps


It's 120% among Republicans because they have their prostates massaged more often.


GravatarSpitzer's a corrupt disgrace. GOP, et. al. will drive this d-license bill up his ass till it comes out his ears. Lubyanka

et. al = Liberal Media


GravatarWRONG! it's 120%, you stupid
plum p,better democrats please

150% if you get your nuts cut off like Rudy.


GravatarI just saw Tina Fey & Al Gore in the same commercial.

Something about "Green Week" on NBC...
Zap Rowsdower


[passes out next to Vicki]


GravatarSpitzer puts corrupt scumbag babyfucking Republican ass in jail. That's why little tin Nazis hate him.


GravatarSpitzer and Schumer hate each other.

The NYGOP is too feeble to do anything but whine, though. Joe Bruno strikes fear into the hearts of nobody.


GravatarIf you think that it's smart to

give 668 billion dollars to America's richest people,

and say "bring it on" to an adversary,

and invade a country with no occupation plan,

and fucking over the public school system is progress,

and spending a trillion dollars on and illegal invasion is a bargain,

and 35 billion over 5 years is too much to spend on health care for children,

and waterboarding ain't torture,

well then,

you just might be a Preznitil Sack-of-Shit Psychotic.


Gravataralso, no cat food, no peanut butter and jelly, no braunswager (sp). why would you need 25 lbs. of braunswager on a plane? why?
charley

You'd be surprised at what the flight attendants will do for some braunswager....


GravatarIf Spitzer ran again for governor he'd kick the ass of whatever GOP patsy they put up against him even worse than he did this past November.


GravatarThe NYGOP is too feeble to do anything but whine

Alphonse Dumb'matto is planning his return!


Gravatarin fact, americans are so good with prostate cancer that it will be eradicated during president Rudy's first term.


GravatarFree Prostate Exam!

Minneapolis Airport

Middle stall

Men's room on the concourse.


Gravatarrepubs are off the rails even more than usual over spitzer. He is an extra sharp up and comer. The repubs are gonna make him polarizing just like they did Clintons. So in the future should he run for higher office you won't vote for him because, ya know, the polarizing thing.


Gravatar150% if you get your nuts cut off like Rudy.
lipreader




Is THAT why that lisp is getting more and more pronounced?


GravatarJoe Bruno is the least sympthetic "victim" of political chicanery since um . .um . . .

someone help me out here.


GravatarIs Charles Prince any relation to Blackwater's whacko CEO?


GravatarIf America's health care is so good, then why does JulieAnnie still have that horrendous combover?


GravatarIs THAT why that lisp is getting more and more pronounced?
Terry C

That and he swapped dentures with Larry Craig in the men's room.


Gravatar150% if you get your nuts cut off like Rudy.
lipreader




Is THAT why that lisp is getting more and more pronounced?
Terry C - Democratic Bitch

That's why he wants to bomb things and start more wars....


GravatarJoe Bruno is the least sympthetic "victim" of political chicanery since um . .um . . .

someone help me out here.
euphronius


Me and Joe McCarthy.


GravatarHere's Krugman's lovely smackdown of Ghouliani's prostate lies.


GravatarBoy Heidi - that's one stoned Elvis in that picture with Rosalynn Carter on the c-span Presidents thing.
-


GravatarIf America's health care is so good, then why does JulieAnnie still have that horrendous combover?
cosmosis

NAMBLA tradition.


GravatarIf America's health care is so good, then why does JulieAnnie still have that horrendous combover?

dude, Graspy Judi made him cut that shit before she married him.


GravatarIs Charles Prince any relation to Blackwater's whacko CEO?
bo


No. That be Charles, Prince of Wails.


GravatarUpon receiving his Juris Doctor (J.D.) degree, Spitzer clerked for Judge Robert W. Sweet in Manhattan.

and as we learned 2nite, Sweet married Chucky Prince.


GravatarChuck prince is a democrat.


GravatarMcCarthy had his prostate examined regularly.

http://www.blogactive.com/2005/1...carthy- gay.html


GravatarChuck prince is a democrat.
euphronius | Homepage | 11.02.07 - 9:06 pm | #

So is DiFi

And Chicken of the Sea is Chicken


GravatarI thought McCarthy was a drunk, now I find out he was gay. The GOP never changes, do they?


GravatarHBK is the paragon of understatement.

NTodd is the aragorn of overstatement.


Gravatarunlike Guiliani, Spitzer prosecuted organized crime without becoming a member


GravatarIf Spitzer ran again for governor he'd kick the ass of whatever GOP pasty they put up against him even worse than he did this past November.
HoneyBearKelly


fyt

It'd be a form of cruel mockery, like having Jesse Owens compete in the Special Olympics.


GravatarIf America's health care is so good, then why does JulieAnnie still have that horrendous combover? - cosmosis

Well, there's a little room for improvement in the mental health area.


Gravatarand as we learned 2nite, Sweet married Chucky Prince.

Goodnight Sweet Prince.


GravatarBill Moyers' Journal covering Kevin Martin's attempt to rush through more big media conglomeration--by Christmas, media consumers!

These ReThugs never give up--they just attack, attack, attack, as quietly as possible, but, if not, as quickly as possible.


GravatarNTodd is the aragorn of overstatement.
JeffCO

And exciting as Boromir in Return of the King.


Gravatar...hiiiilaaaarious!
Lubyanka

glad you liked it.

that's why we're going to torture you last.


GravatarNTodd is the aragorn of overstatement.
JeffCO


Mmmm... Viggo...


GravatarAnd exciting as Boromir in Return of the King.
lipreader

What? NTodd likes jumping on hobbits and ripping off their jewelry?


GravatarGilly Gonzylon | 11.02.07 - 9:08 pm | #

i will agree to the DINO label.

althouh if most of hte party's leaders and major moeny people are DINO i dino what DINO means.


Gravatar"And Chicken of the Sea is Chicken
Gilly Gonzylon"

Sea chickens taste like tuna.


GravatarFriday night is otter date night!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno


GravatarI thought McCarthy was a drunk, now I find out he was gay. The GOP never changes, do they?
lipreader


Scurrilous rumors! We are not gay!

Just health concsious.


GravatarHmmm. This is happening right down the street from me:

BIG news: Former Sen. Bob Kerrey (D-Neb.) is coming to town a week from Saturday (that's November 10th) at 10:00 AM for a special rally honoring our veterans. The event will be at the Neighborhood House in St. Paul, and it'll feature Al, Sen. Kerrey, and the launch of the Vets for Al group.

(the Al being referred to is Franken)

I don't know wether to laugh or cry (or look like John Tesh).


GravatarRE: Fretting and Caving


Guitar playing spelunkers profoundly resent being associated with the likes of Feinstein and Schumer.


Gravatarunlike Guiliani, Spitzer prosecuted organized crime without becoming a member


With emphasis on "member".


GravatarBuenas noches.


Gravatarhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno
Shaw Kenawe,not Merkin

that was damned cute.


GravatarAlphonse Dumb'matto is planning his return!

I could never figure out Al D'Amato's career. I mean, my god, are there people in the world who didn't want to beat the daylights out of him as soon as they saw him? How could that be possible?

The most instantly obnoxious human being, ever.


GravatarAfter several white fudge covered oreos my teeth have dissolved and my stomach is exploding.

Just say'n.


GravatarI don't know wether to laugh or cry (or look like John Tesh).
Zap Rowsdower

Mom? Is that you?


GravatarHeh.  Google Ad on the side reads:

Merrill Lynch Jobs


GravatarRudy Giuliani for President!

Of the Hair Club For Men!

"I'm not only a bald headed dick with a bad comb over, I'm a member!"


GravatarLooks like Michael Mukasey will be the next Attorney General after all, many Democrats' misgivings about his unwillingness to declare waterboarding illegal notwithstanding.A pair of key Senate Democrats, Diane Feinstein, of California, and Charles Schumer, of New York, announced this afternoon that they'll vote for Mukasey, giving him the votes he needs to win approval of the Judiciary Committee.


GravatarI could never figure out Al D'Amato's career...The most instantly obnoxious human being, ever.

Where's the mystery? Seems like a nice fit for all you New Yorkers...


GravatarRudy's a dick and a member. And a penis and a cock.


GravatarFriday night is otter date night!

Don't tell me what I otter do! I'm lying fallow.


GravatarI could never figure out Al D'Amato's career. I mean, my god, are there people in the world who didn't want to beat the daylights out of him as soon as they saw him? How could that be possible?

The most instantly obnoxious human being, ever.
Thers | Homepage | 11.02.07 - 9:14 pm | #
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he was very good on the howard stern show


Gravatari have decided that i may just vote republican...the democrats have done nothing to stop the war; have done nothing to protect the environment; have done nothing to regain the moral high ground by banning torture; have done nothing to improve competitiveness in this country; have done nothing to stem bush's violation of civil rights...i may just vote republican. at least my taxes won't go up...and i'd rather pay less in taxes and have a lousy congress than pay more in taxes and have a lousy congress...

i think i should move to europe.


GravatarMerrill Lynch Jobs

And mine says Ditech home loans.


GravatarBTW, for you non-nerds, Boromir died in The Two Towers.


GravatarWhere's the mystery? Seems like a nice fit for all you New Yorkers...

Our snow is dirtier than yours.


GravatarDon't tell me what I otter do! I'm lying fallow.

I am the Walrus.


GravatarDon't tell me what I otter do! I'm lying fallow.

I am the Walrus.
NTodd, Homophone Alone

Looks like muskrat love.


GravatarBTW, for you non-nerds, Boromir died in The Two Towers.
lipreader | 11.02.07 - 9:17 pm |

They had flashbacks in Return of the King....

OoooOOohhhhhh... you mean the books. Well then.

Wasn't Boromir given a viking funeral...


Gravatari have decided that i may just vote republican...

That seems like the only fucking reasonable--and by 'reasonable' I mean, of course, batshit insane--course in the current environment since there clearly are no other choices.


GravatarWasn't Boromir given a viking funeral...
ellroon

On bad days I pine for Boromir's boat.


GravatarDon't tell me what I otter do! I'm lying fallow.

I am the Walrus.
NTodd, Homophone Alone

Looks like muskrat love.
lipreader | 11.02.07 - 9:18 pm |


leave it to beaver.


GravatarYou'd be surprised at what the flight attendants will do for some braunswager....
ellroon

well, then by all means maam, take all the braunswager you'd like.

you'd be surprised how seemingly innocent organic materials alongside myriad electronic components look like you know what.


Gravatarleave it to beaver.
whiskey girl

That's just weaseling out of it..


GravatarFriday Nudibranch Blogging.

Dig you must!


GravatarAnd exciting as Boromir in Return of the King.
lipreader

What? NTodd likes jumping on hobbits and ripping off their jewelry?
ellroon | Homepage | 11.02.07 - 9:10 pm




GravatarHeh. Google Ad on the side reads:

Merrill Lynch Jobs




GravatarMmmm.

Braunschweiger...


GravatarDon't tell me what I otter do! I'm lying fallow.

I am the Walrus.
NTodd, Homophone Alone

Looks like muskrat love.
lipreader | 11.02.07 - 9:18 pm |

leave it to beaver.


The kitten, caribouuuuuuuuu.....


GravatarThe most instantly obnoxious human being, ever.

He's the answer to the question "What would happen if you cobbled together a golem from the worst bits of Ed Koch?"


Gravatarleave it to beaver.
whiskey girl

That's just weaseling out of it..
ellroon


Rats!


GravatarMmmmm...braunswager.


GravatarDC Exile | 11.02.07 - 9:16 pm | #


the younger democrats are much more liberal than the leadership

as you know congress (in most cases and the most of the time) works on a seniority system. combined with safe districts we get people like DiFi.

also, consider, that we are, as sad as it sounds "left wing". there will be people to the right of us in the democratic party. sad, i know.

for what its worth, i am half-assedly considering moving to canada.


Gravatari may just vote republican.





That's retarded.


GravatarWhat? NTodd likes jumping on hobbits and ripping off their jewelry?
ellroon


Stealing Kucinich's wedding band won't change his marital status.


GravatarRats!
whiskey girl | Homepage | 11.02.07 - 9:20 pm | #

Let's go to Richard Geere's place and get shitfaced!


GravatarOoooOOohhhhhh... you mean the books. Well then.

Wasn't Boromir given a viking funeral...
ellroon | Homepage | 11.02.07 - 9:18 pm |


Well, sorta. He was sent down the Anduin in a boat, but not set on fire, or anything fun like that.


GravatarDamn you, alter-ego!!


GravatarHe's the answer to the question "What would happen if you cobbled together a golem from the worst bits of Ed Koch?"
JeffCO


Pudgy golem


GravatarRe-BOHICA!
.


Gravatar
Where's the mystery? Seems like a nice fit for all you New Yorkers...



C'mere.  I want to show you something.


Gravatari have decided that i may just vote republican

Gosh that is very persuasive. You make an excellent case. Never thought of it like that before. Yes let's vote GOP.

(Did I just earn you a tote bag? I hope so.)


GravatarThat's retarded.
Terry C - Democratic Bitch


Cause or effect?


GravatarPudgy golem
Larry Craig's List

Plagarist!


Gravatar"What would happen if you cobbled together a golem from the worst bits of Ed Koch?"

Define "the best bits of Ed Koch."


GravatarHe's the answer to the question "What would happen if you cobbled together a golem from the worst bits of Ed Koch?"
JeffCO

Pudgy golem
Larry Craig's List | 11.02.07 - 9:22 pm |


With even worse hair than Gollum.


Gravatari may just vote republican.

Why yes, let's raise gasoline to $10 a gallon!


GravatarFor you super nerds, Boromir does in Book 3 of the TLOTHR


GravatarI hate Feinstein, what a fucking cow.

You ain't no Dem you Republican whore.


GravatarDefine "the best bits of Ed Koch."

The People's Court.


GravatarThe "price" of failure...


Mr. Prince doesn't have an employment contract or any specified termination benefits, beyond his pension. But he appears to be eligible to depart with cash and equity valued at roughly $31 million, according to Citigroup's filings with the SEC. Most of that -- roughly $28 million -- reflects the value of approximately 744,000 shares of restricted stock that Mr. Prince was granted over the past four years, based on Friday's 4 p.m. price of $37.73.


Quite a reward for destroying the company.


GravatarC'mere. I want to show you something. watertiger

Is it your large sitting area?


GravatarPlagarist!
World Jewish Conspiracy

Dullard!


Gravatarwhy do i always respond substantively to trolls?

character defect i think.

GOSH


GravatarPlagarist!
World Jewish Conspiracy

Dullard!
lipreader

Blow me!


GravatarI need leg warmers.

Ladies, whatchu doin', tonight?
.


Gravatar



Full Strength Crazy


GravatarPlagarist!
World Jewish Conspiracy

Dullard!
lipreader

Blow me!
World Jewish Conspiracy

Learn to spell!


GravatarFor you super nerds, Boromir does in Book 3 of the TLOTHR
euphronius | Homepage | 11.02.07 - 9:24 pm


Does or dies? I'm confused.


GravatarFor you super nerds, Boromir does in Book 3 of the TLOTHR
euphronius | Homepage | 11.02.07 - 9:24 pm

Does or dies? I'm confused.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 11.02.07 - 9:26 pm | #
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dies, sorry. typo.


Gravatareuphronius--when we have a party that has no backbone and has no courage of their convictions and has no willingness to stand up for human rights then what good are they? i have never voted for a republican, i have worked hard to get democrats elected for the past 30 years (yes, i'm that old), but i increasingly don't see the point of being a democrat. they are a party of old, stale politicos who are have long atrophied.

they have basically driven me to the fact that i may as well side with those who gave me big tax cuts. at least the republicans gave me something. and that's a sad thought.


GravatarBoromir is a supporting character in J. R. R. Tolkien's legendarium. He appears in the first two volumes of The Lord of the Rings (The Fellowship of the Ring and The Two Towers), and is mentioned in the last volume, The Return of the King.


GravatarDefine "the best bits of Ed Koch." Thers

Ah. This is where my theory falls to the ground.


GravatarLearn to spell!
lipreader

Blow harder!


GravatarAbove Boromir reference via wiki.


GravatarEd Koch did one good thing.

He shut down Plato's Retreat. They moved to Fla. and took John Bolton with them.


GravatarThe flying buttress, or arc-boutant, is used to transmit the thrust of a vault across an intervening space (which might be an aisle, chapel or cloister), to a buttress outside the building. The employment of the flying buttress means that the load bearing walls can contain cut-outs, such as for large windows, that would otherwise seriously weaken the vault walls.

The purpose of a buttress was to reduce the load on the vault wall. The majority of the load is carried by the upper part of the buttress, so making the buttress as a semi-arch provides almost the same load bearing capability, yet in a much lighter as well as a much cheaper structure. As a result, the buttress flies through the air, rather than resting on the ground and hence is known as a flying buttress.


GravatarDC Exile:

"i feel your pain"?

sorry.

i am not a democrat either.

but we do not live in a very democratic state. i dont know what to tell you. moving is an option. staying and fighting is an option.

there are no right or wrongs here.


GravatarBlow harder!

I'm doing the best that I can!!


Gravatarat least the republicans gave me something. and that's a sad thought.

I hope you're happy that they've managed to mortgage your future and the futures of your great grandchildren and their generation.

It's about "getting things", right?


Gravatarthey have basically driven me to the fact that i may as well side with those who gave me big tax cuts. at least the republicans gave me something. and that's a sad thought.
DC Exile

You're either very rich or very mistaken.
I'm guessing the latter.


GravatarC'mere. I want to show you something.

Yer tits?


GravatarHowdy there Jeffraham!

What's all this about your job, eh?


Gravatarthe lord of the rings is one novel in 3 volumes and 6 books and appendices.


GravatarSnugglebunny: What's all this about your job, eh?

I got fucked by web-based mass e-mail software. My boss is pissed.
.


Gravatarthey have basically driven me to the fact that i may as well side with those who gave me big tax cuts. at least the republicans gave me something. and that's a sad thought.

Work for a more progressive party, then. Going to the GOP solves absofuckinglutely nothing.


GravatarA present for the Washington Dems……………………….

3 white feathers……………..

The mark of cowardice.

And what a bunch of cowards we have. Primary Challenges all round.


Gravatarno, lipreader, it is the former.


Gravatarat least the republicans gave me something.

Sounds like you've been working on that rationalization for some time, sellout.

Go fuck yourself. And get the fuck out of here.


GravatarI like 'Homophone Alone,' and it makes me think, 'ET Homophone.'


GravatarWell, I see that the democrats have caved on Michael Mukasey as Attorney General. Twisting da nutz and waterboarding are still in effect, you assholes.


GravatarPoor lil' Money Changer meets his demise. Me so sad.


GravatarDC Exile:

i can assure you that, even though i do not believe in god and hell, if you end up voting for republicans for those reasons god will surely hate you and hell will surely await your arrival.


Gravatarno, lipreader, it is the former.

Enjoy your tax cuts, then, bitch.


Gravatarwhiskey girl: I like 'Homophone Alone,' and it makes me think, 'ET Homophone.'

ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring
Ba-homophone!
.


Gravatarno, lipreader, it is the former.
DC Exile

So you're glad you got something you didn't need at the expense of those who did?

You're a Republican.


Gravatarat least the republicans gave me something.

Even after you subtract out the price of gas, heating oil, college, health care, state taxes...?


Gravatarah, found it.

Rudy and Alfonse, uberbutches.



Gravatar
DC Exile


Someone is sounding very concerned.


GravatarNTodd--I think the system is broken. I guess I'm just so discouraged I'm giving up. I'm sure I'm older than most of you on here tonight; God, I campaigned for Walter Mondale!! But at least then we thought we could make a difference. I just think the whole system is broken and I don't really have the desire to change it. hopefully people younger than me will.

Think DiFi's support of torture was the last straw for me. I just don't know what kind of a country we have become. Or I know and can't believe it.

I'm too pensive tonight and should sign off.


Gravatarcan i note the concern?

i have some post-its right here.


Gravatarthey have basically driven me to the fact that i may as well side with those who gave me big tax cuts.



The only people who come here who benefitted from Bush tax cuts already donated them to other Dem causes. Try again.


Gravatar"they have basically driven me to the fact that i may as well side with those who gave me big tax cuts. at least the republicans gave me something. and that's a sad thought.
DC Exile"

You are either a multi-hundred millionaire [or the tax cuts didn't touch you] with no soul [a repub] or a faker [a repub]. Either way at you earliest connivance you should run down and register as what you are: A repub.


GravatarSomeone is sounding very concerned.
Richard

Ding ding ding!!!


GravatarRudy and Alfonse, uberbutches.

GAH! GAH! GAH!

Don't DO that!


GravatarWe were told there'd be no math.
/TSA

doncjesuis, Tina Fey fan

that's not fair. i haven't actually done a poll, but well over half of the guys/ girls i know have college degrees, some advanced.

don't get me wrong, i'm not saying there aren't some dummies.

it's also true i suck at math.

it's not exactly easy. i probably won't last, and i'm conflicted about it's efficacy and direction, but it is better than what was.


GravatarNTodd--I think the system is broken. I guess I'm just so discouraged I'm giving up. I'm sure I'm older than most of you on here tonight; God, I campaigned for Walter Mondale!! But at least then we thought we could make a difference. I just think the whole system is broken and I don't really have the desire to change it. hopefully people younger than me will.

Think DiFi's support of torture was the last straw for me. I just don't know what kind of a country we have become. Or I know and can't believe it.

I'm too pensive tonight and should sign off.
DC Exile | 11.02.07 - 9:36 pm | #
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this post makes you sound like a human

please forgive me. we get so many trolls.


GravatarFCC's Martin wants to get the Communications Conglgomeration rules and regs finished by December 18th of this year!!!

Byron Dorgan and Trent Lott are pissed. Apparently courts have told FCC it's something they can if they want to.

Damn.


Gravatarah, found it.

Rudy and Alfonse, uberbutches.

watertiger | Homepage | 11.02.07 - 9:35 pm | #

Do you have the one of them on motorcycles?


Gravatar'ET Homophone.' whiskey girl

Heh - he's calling Elliot Spitzer.


GravatarI think the system is broken. I guess I'm just so discouraged I'm giving up.

Bully for you. I admire your commitment to your self-interest. Thanks for sharing your rationalizations. Have a nice life and feel free to go fuck yourself at any time with your ill-gotten tax breaks. Don't forget to throw a few coins at the next legless vet you see before spitting on them!

Peace out, yo.


Gravatar
Don't DO that!


mwahhahahahaha!


GravatarRudy and Alfonse, uberbutches.

3/5's of the Village People.


GravatarRudy and Alfonse, uberbutches.

The guy on the left looks happy to see somebody.


GravatarSomeone is sounding very concerned.
Richard


Open the door, Richard. I think Someone is ready to leave.


Gravatarthey have basically driven me to the fact that i may as well side with those who gave me big tax cuts. at least the republicans gave me something. and that's a sad thought.
DC Exile


Imagine John Bolton in nothing but a towel and his glasses leering over that moustache at you and your s/o while you are having sex. If that turns you on, vote Republican. I did!


GravatarI like 'Homophone Alone,' and it makes me think, 'ET Homophone.'

You can thanks Incog-lite for that nick.


GravatarCue the "I didn't leave the Democrat Party - the Democrat Party left me!" song-and-dance in 5... 4... 3...


GravatarBut he appears to be eligible to depart with cash and equity valued at roughly $31 million...

What a coincidence. Same deal as I negotiated with my borg.


GravatarHave a nice life and feel free to go fuck yourself at any time with your ill-gotten tax breaks. Don't forget to throw a few coins at the next legless vet you see before spitting on them!

Peace out, yo.
NTodd, Homophone Alone


Surely one of our last great humanitarians.


Gravatarntodd that last post sounded non concern trollish.

i dont know.

im all fucked up tonight or something.


GravatarWho gets hrc's seat?

I mean, besides Huma Abedin?


Gravatarthis post makes you sound like a human

Sounds like orc-mischief to me...


GravatarThe democrats don't fight evil hard enough, so I'm joining evil!

Now I get it.


GravatarRudy and Alfonse, uberbutches.

I recognize D'Ohmato, and I'm sure that's Carrie Donovan in the middle, but who's the guy on the left?


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Open the door, Richard. I think Someone is ready to leave.


At least until he figures out a new identity to return as.


GravatarRIL!!!

YOU will run against schumer.

it is . . .your destiny . . .


GravatarYou know what's great about having a 3-Year-Old when it's two days after Halloween?


FUCKING NOTHING.


Gravatarplease forgive me. we get so many trolls.


Looks like my job here is done.


Gravatarweb-based mass e-mail software

Your work addy got spammed, I take it? Gave the mail server fits, or some such thing?

Doesn't sound fatal to me, especially if there's been no formal reprimand (the dreaded "write up").

Boss is just grumpy b/c Boss has to go grovel to Bigger Boss about why the server was slow (or whatever). Boss will get schnookered this weekend and be back to rights on Monday.

I have faith in the Curly & L.E kibble fund!


GravatarI'm too penis tonight and should sign off.
DC Exile


(wipes hands, walks away whistling...)


GravatarBrrrrrr!

There was actual ice on the Vino seat, this morning.
.


Gravatarre-sheet
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I recognize D'Ohmato, and I'm sure that's Carrie Donovan in the middle, but who's the guy on the left?


Either Halston or Mick Jagger.


Gravatarntodd that last post sounded non concern trollish.


Pffft.


Gravatarthat's not fair. i haven't actually done a poll, but well over half of the guys/ girls i know have college degrees, some advanced.

Didn't intend to knock the intelligent competent, professional ones, just the ones hassling Sallyh.


GravatarNTodd. with all of your passion and intellect, combined with the phenomenal success of online political dialogue and connectivity, you really should start a blog of your own ya' hoser...


GravatarI'm too penis tonight and should jack off.
DC Exile


GravatarSnugglebunny: Your work addy got spammed, I take it? Gave the mail server fits, or some such thing?

No; worse.

I had to send an e-mail out promoting the dean's lecture, next week. Sent a test e-mail to co-worker; it showed the "From:" as the name of the department, as it should have. Sent the actual mail, and the "From:" line read from the dean, herself... which looked pretty self-promoting, duh.
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GravatarI'm willing to bet that Schumer, Mukasey, and Rudy Bada Bing! have been travelling in the same social circles for a while now. Schumer and Mukasey probably invite Rudy to the University Club or the Harvard Club or the Yale Club. God knows Rudy can't get into any of those.


Gravatarntodd that last post sounded non concern trollish.

i dont know.


Well meaning people do get discouraged, start to wallow in it and put down the pitchfork. Tommorrow some further outrage will piss them off and and they will pick it up again and fork someone deserving.


GravatarPffft.
NTodd, Homophone Alone


NTodd's fork is always in a pitch.


GravatarDC Exile--I campaigned for Gene McCarthy---"Get Clean for Gene" was a slogan encouraging the long-haired types to trim the beards and hair for canvassing. Think that means I'm older than you.

I'm PO'd too--disappointed, frustrated, thinking WTF can we do to get these Congressional Dems to stand up to BushBoy. I don't know.

Sometimes I think it's a good thing I'm as old as I am because if our government gets much worse I won't have much time to suffer under it. But, our children....

What to do?

We make calls. We send postcards. We send emails. Nice (and sometimes not so nice) young people answer the phones, take our messages. We make contributios as we can afford. And we hope for spines. And balls.

What we need are people who act based on principles and values. Not fear of election dirty tricks and 30 second ads. We need politically savvy people as well. Who can play the game as the ReThugs have changed it. Without becoming like them.

But I do not know what to do. I keep hoping, nonetheless, because getting another ReThug in the presidency will cement the powers and breakdowns BushCo has put in place. They will get 2-3 Supreme Court nominations. Those cannot be made by a ReThug.

The only hope we have for movement on climate change is getting a Dem in--and then working like hell to keep their feet to the figurative fire and actual warming.

Please, don't give up.


GravatarMmmm...bananaphone.


GravatarYou can do anything with a pitchfork but sit on it.

-Attributed to Napoleon


GravatarToo bad Eli never comes here anymore. He's got a great story out of Missouri.
Okay, so: Missouri’s Republican Governor Matt Blunt decides that if it’s good enough for Dubya, it’s good enough for him, and starts deleting e-mails, in direct violation of the state’s sunshine laws. Staff attorney Scott Eckersley points out that breaking the law is, in fact, illegal. So Blunt, of course, fires him.
Since Eckersley wouldn’t keep his fool trap shut, Blunt and his staff set about trying to smear and discredit Eckersley, and claim that he was fired for performance and behavioral reasons, and that he never said anything about the e-mail deletions being illegal.

Now here’s the beauty part: As part of the smear campaign, BluntCo. released a whole bunch of Eckersley’s e-mails to the media… including the one where he warned that deleting e-mails was illegal. Brilliant!


Link here
There's even video of the Gov. being a total idiot.


GravatarJP, rest assured, no matter what dumb mistake you made with emails at work, you'll NEVER be as dumb as a Rethug.


Gravatarwhy would you need 25 lbs. of braunswager on a plane? why?
charley


To feeds the snakes, of course. They love that stuff.


GravatarI guess he's going to spend more time with his golden parachute.


Gravatar"I won't put out just because you gave me a wine cooler"-goat to Charles Prince


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