HULK SMASHED
FRIST!
Wow, what do I win?
turd.
New sheets?
Yowzer!!!!
fourth!
You win the power to use Haloscan on your blog... FOR FREE!
now what i'm supposed to say?
Yea!
Getting the band back together again!
But, but, what is this thread ABOUT?
This is a very solemn occasion.
Ho.
Ho.
Ho.
Thers You mean this blog?
Why thanks, I do use haloscan for the convenience of the myriad (well 3) of my visitors 
just wondering....
will anyone notice the difference between a brain-damaged Harry Reid and anon brain-damaged one?
just wondering....
I've seen some LONG threads in the last few days (>800 posts). Amazing.
who's on Frist bab---e?
Let me say this up front.
creationism has no business in our public education system!
Dear Leader's thought for the day is on who will be held responsible for Iraq... click on homepage
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Is that like 1st prize being a 2 week all expense paid trip to Baghdad, and second prize being a 4 week all expense paid trip to Baghdad?
©smalfish
i agree!
The creationists are going to kill this country off. How many kids are going to avoid the sciences because of the nutty parents, school districts, states.
They believe in Hinduism in India but they still actually think learning science is a nifty idea.
Ugh... just three hours ago, George Bush stretched his arms, yawned & said, "thank god, it's friday."
I'm off to get drunk and look at the moon.
Hey, guess what?
Harry Reid and Cindy Sheehan's mom have brain damage in common
Hey bdg, why aren't you making fun of Cindy Sheehan's mother? She had a stroke too.
You contemptible shithead.
Is that like 1st prize being a 2 week all expense paid trip to Baghdad, and second prize being a 4 week all expense paid trip to Baghdad?
My niece joined the army and she got to drive a gasoline delivery truck in Mosul!
Fred Woolsey needs to post the poem this came from up here:
Whether tallow or biomass
We'll craft a masterpiece from your ass!
Raoul Paste,
Ignore it and it'll go away.
But, but, what is this thread ABOUT?
mena
Well....it WON'T be pants!!!
David W. Firsich, 937-865-4491
Hey bdg, why aren't you making fun of Cindy Sheehan's mother? She had a stroke too.
You contemptible shithead.
Raoul Paste
==
And it did. What's ;ower than a pile of shit?
The creationists are going to kill this country off. How many kids are going to avoid the sciences because of the nutty parents, school districts, states.
It is'nt all aboput our kids shunning science. It's more about our/their ability to think clearly without some religious dogma getting in the way. I can see a day in about 20 years (if the race survives global warming, where science is so disbelieved that reversion to archaic ways is the norm. All except for the richest of the rich.
easy as pie, eh Raoul?
anybody watching maher -- wtf is up with kellyann fitzpatrick. she's way fucking nuttier than i remember her. she also looks like she's on the ann coulter diet.
Damn I see a new thread, step out for a smoke, come back and y'all wrote two chapters to a book.
Harry Reid and Cindy Sheehan's mom have brain damage in common
Is that what you wish for two people you don't know at all?
Hot or Not?
Discuss.
Hot or Not?
Discuss.
Yea!
Getting the band back together again!
©smalfish
I just turned on my Tivo. Now I understand the reference.
Damn I see a new thread, step out for a smoke, come back and y'all wrote two chapters to a book.
Better do it now, while it's still legal.
bkny - 11:34 pm
chris rock is cracking me up!
'Ning smalfish! How's the puppy?
Now I understand the reference.
How cool is that!?
Why thanks, I do use haloscan for the convenience of the myriad (well 3) of my visitors
Expect to be innundated with new hits, as I just blogrolled you. Put out some cookies or something.
Hot or Not?
I'll do you for that!
smalfish
Smoking or writing a book?
Pantomine
by Alfred Crowquil
Pantomine
by Alfred Crowquil
Richard Cranium-
not!
(but i'm a woman)
We've got a kickass entertainment columnist in our newspaper. Here's a sample:
"So now there's going to be a Comedy Central Roast of Comedy Central. Imagine a network that made its reputation with obnoxious puppets, a talking piece of excrement, and ridiculous political commentary. But enough about Fox News, let's talk about Comedy Central"...
'Ning smalfish! How's the puppy?
Ning?
Shes's extremely happy and she is actually getting "fetch the ball" down.
She's a great puppy.
Smoking or writing a book?
Yes.
.
Damn I see a new thread, step out for a smoke, come back and y'all wrote two chapters to a book.
Better do it now, while it's still legal.
©smalfish
==
The smoking or the writing?
Richard Cranium - GAAAAHHHH!!!!!
When you sack groceries at the Piggly Wiggly, as I do, making fun of people with health conditions is all you got. Leave me the fuck alone.
anybody watching maher -- wtf is up with kellyann fitzpatrick. she's way fucking nuttier than i remember her. she also looks like she's on the ann coulter diet.
bkny | 08.19.05 - 11:34 pm | #
coulter wanna be...slut
Getting the band back together again!
We're on a mission from NTodd.
Harry Reid and Cindy Sheehan's mom have brain damage in common
Whereas Terri Schiavo was the picture of mental acuity.
I know this is trivial, but I'm getting irritated by OVERexposure to the uh, gentleman to my right
And it did. What's ;ower than a pile of shit?
mena
A trools head?
(I was gonna say brain, but they don't have any)
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Okay
Then I will take up drinking to excess and making documentary films.
So there.
coulter wanna be...slut
?
yea, she's really veered off into michelle malkin/ann coulter territory. she's always been a gop shill, but never wingnut area. guess it's more lucrative over there.
but she still needs a sandwich.
Why is Donald Trump doing Domino's commercials?
What -- the Amex ads weren't enough to pay the Apprentices?
He doesn't get enough teevee time?
What?
Topic: Rush Limbaugh - too stupid to live or merely dumber than a box full of stupid?
Why is Donald Trump doing Domino's commercials?
He's a whore?
Fitzpatrick? What happened to Conway?
Moronic brownshirt fucks... as if anybody gave a shit!
Topic: Rush Limbaugh - too stupid to live or merely dumber than a box full of stupid?
Synthetic Heroin addict.
But, but, what is this thread ABOUT?
Kitty litter. August birthdays. Anything apolitical and irrelevant.
"Shes's extremely happy and she is actually getting "fetch the ball" down."
I think my cat just meowed something like "Sellout!"
That is so not hot.
ALthough the woman in the ad is very hot. I do hope she's alright. Tho, I fear the worst.
Topic: Rush Limbaugh - too stupid to live or merely dumber than a box full of stupid?
Ripley
==
Honestly, if that's the topic, I have toilets that need cleaning.
'night, friends. Many thanks for the champagne wishes and caviar dreams.
your Atriot pal,
Walt
.
I can't stand it anymore.....
I've been waiting all week for Friday night cat blogging.
Dawgbro loves his cats:
http://photoshow.comcast.net/fre...rethog/
furballs
Why is Donald Trump doing Domino's commercials?
Will work for food.
Topic: Rush Limbaugh - too stupid to live or merely dumber than a box full of stupid?
He's not stupid, he's knows exactly what he's doing. He just has no shame, I bet he doesn't beleive half of the shit he spews.
Conservatism means maintaining the status quo. The status quo in Iraq is a London subway bobming every week.
The only way to make sense of Iraq is to compare Saddam Hussein to Hitler. Hussein is a thug. Hitler was evil incarnate.
Just thought I'd have some fun with that...
Here's a more direct link to the Hot or Not contest that has all pictures.
WARNING: If you've been drinkin', stay away. Could cause immediate heaves. All disclaimers apply.
Pornbomb time, fuckos!
WalterNeff,
We'll be right here when you get back.
See you soon.
Phyllis Schafly is the Queen Mother of Christian Conservatives.
Hugs and love to you, Walter! I know you'll be well and back with us soon.
Is Hackett on Maher?
I think my cat just meowed something like "Sellout!"
Heh.
To your cats credit, my pup does still like to play a little keep away before succumbing to the dark side.
Anyone else getting annoyed that Chris Rock is doing nothing but sitting there making quips about unrelated subjects? There are two conservatives on Real Time tonight, and he should be arguing against their points, not yelling out 'we need cheap gas' randomly. Bill Maher needs to get better guests from the left...
cs 11:44 pm --
just the opening interview.
Tom Spurgeon notes reports that a euro BD pirate was fined One Euro.
Richard Cranium - GAAAAHHHH!!!!!
mena
What me roomie said.
Although I kinda like cruelanimals version....
If a man preserves the estate his father left him, and adds a little value, and passes it on to his sons, he's a good conservative.
Is Hackett on Maher?
yes he was..! hhmmm interesting man
PS cats we need cats
aeternam626
maybe he's trying to show just how "off the wall" the righties are....
Bill Maher needs to get better guests from the left...
HBO is just another name for Time Warner.
Fitzpatrick? What happened to Conway?
Lab Coat Larry
that's her married name, which i couldn't remember.
cs,
hackett was on the first 15 minutes and was very good. he's clearly learned how to deal with the media. he hasn't modified the rhetoric one bit despite all the hanky-wringing by the washington press corpse.
Phyllis just got snippy about HER GAY SON...ouch
smalfish
The real secret is what happens with my cats when I open the pantry door.
Suddenly the room comes to order and they assemble in the kitchen.
They rebuff the pups, but we know their addiction to treat time.
Phyllis needs a new wig!
Yeah Chris Rock is truly wasted here...
Kitty litter. August birthdays. Anything apolitical and irrelevant.
NTodd the Irrelevant
What about innane? You forgot innane!
Phyllis Schafly is a fucking nutcase.
And wtf is up with that helmet hair?
dawgbro
Enjoyed the felinical gallery and score.
'maybe he's trying to show just how "off the wall" the righties are....'
If he is doing that he could be a lot more witty and intelligent about it... make a point related to the discussion and make the neo-cons argue back...
The Joy of Cooking Intelligence.
LOL.
Anyone else getting annoyed that Chris Rock is doing nothing but sitting there making quips about unrelated subjects?
What, two conservatives vs. a comedian isn't that bad. 
Sadly, it's still better than anything you'll get on CNN.
Chris Rock is doing nothing but sitting there making quips about unrelated subjects?
Gas prices affect every American, whether one drives a car or takes the subway. Our dominance is dependent on fuel costs.
The price of a gallon of unleaded might cost $5.00 in less than two years. Five years ago the price was around $2.00. What's wrong with bringing up the price of gas?
aeternam626--
yeah... why isn't he "rebutting" more?
And wtf is up with that helmet hair?
Penisbrain?
.
bkny -- Can't abide Bill Maher and don't have cable or satellite tv anyway, but is Hackett's interview likely to get posted online anywhere?
One of the things that appeals to me most about Hackett is the genuineness. He reminds me of Dean in that way. Not the same personalities, but equally frank.
where are you seeing Chris Rock and schlafly? (And why would anyone willingly watch schlafly?)
'What, two conservatives vs. a comedian isn't that bad. '
True... and I normally like Chris Rock, but get someone who knows their stuff more (David Cross comes to mind...)
HBO is just another name for Time Warner.
Hey, don't dis Time Warner: I get free comics from my friends at DC, and discounts on DVDs at the company store...
What is Maher doing? Get these fucking losers off the show. They are liars and hacks. IT'S TIME FOR A NIGHT OF THE LONG KNIVES. IF I SEE ONE OF THEM ON A BEACH OR IN A HOTEL ELEVATOR I WILL SLIT THEIR THROATS.
Rumsfeld, ......... the Jeff Skilling of Iraq.
IRCON.
.
'where are you seeing Chris Rock and schlafly? (And why would anyone willingly watch schlafly?)'
Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO
Oh, if it's maher, then never mind.
Mena, it's Bill Mahr on HBO.
And Sty - get help.
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I'm watching Duck Soup with the kid... more entertaining and relvant than Maher.
OT for sure but here in NY PBS is airing a concert by Harry Chapin. Anyone remember Harry as fondly as I do? Steve Simels maybe? I can remember the news report about his death as though it were yesterday. Sorry, it just took me back a bit. He started the set with "Taxi". Too much of that song touches home with me.
Evening all.
Two things.
1. Chuy's has a mean Texas Martini.
2. Does anyone watch Rescue Me on FX? I don't know if it is the martini's talking, but at least tonights episode is pretty funny.
Chris scoring points now..the Coulter wannabe is a regular repub bot freak
Thanks for ignoring the hijacker.
I lost 98% of my brain fuction and I'm still smarter than Barbara Boxer!
Five years ago the price was around $2.00.
HUNH?
What's wrong with bringing up the price of gas?
THe hiigher the price goes, the wider the class differance. SOmeone made the point the other night, that it now takes somewhere in the vicinity of 40 dollars to fill the average tank. the minimum wage is what? 5.50? You do the math and figure that it will not take long for the weaker income levels to be pinched out of the American way. Maybe even forced out of existance altogether.
rubbernecking
kellyann fitzpatrick doesn't look well....her hair....maybe she IS on ann coulter's diet (don't anorexics have hair like that?)
Who is the blond on Maher, I missed her name.
mumumumumumumumum
Harry Reid
The trolls break out the Culture of Life propaganda and we are all shamed by our liberal ways. Oh, wait... we're the good guys.
Piss off, tosser!
'Chris scoring points now..the Coulter wannabe is a regular repub bot freak'
He's making the occational good point, but for the most part he's just sitting there. They need to have someone who can get into the conversation more...
THE GAME IS OVER. THE WAR IS ON. THE RICH MUST GIVE THEIR TREASURE AND THE POOR MUST GIVE THEIR BLOOD. IT'S TIME TO FIGHT THESE LOSERS. IF YOU'RE EMPLOYED BY A WINGNUT, THEN QUIT. IF YOU HAVE A WINGNUT IN YOUR FAMILY, SHUN THEM OR FIGHT THEM. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
cs -- possibly crooksandliars. they're good about picking up good clips. and hackett was good. i agree w/you about what a dick maher is. he's got extreme issues with women -- white women he hates; black women he's fetishized.
back to hackett -- he was just so good. he should be giving media coaching tips to democrats. he really dominated maher -- which you could tell pissed him off, cause bill maher is such a smartypants.
kellyann fitzpatrick doesn't look well....her hair....maybe she IS on ann coulter's diet (don't anorexics have hair like that?)
Her teeth have been whitened, but it looks like she is developing meth mouth.
shycat --
seriously, she's downing/snorting/shooting something.
Hey, don't dis Time Warner: I get free comics from my friends at DC, and discounts on DVDs at the company store...
NTodd
What was that word somebody's kitty was meowing upthread?
Something like......meow*SELLOUT*meow!!!!
Topic: Rush Limbaugh - too stupid to live or merely dumber than a box full of stupid?
Ripley
oh, i don't know, he's made many many millions off of the rubes. i forget the figures, but i was flabbergasted when my brother (one of the rubes) told me what he pulls down per year. as for the rubes, clearly too stupid to live.
i loved paul hackett!! i hope they post it on crooks and liars!
THe hiigher the price goes, the wider the class differance.
Client just bought a $273,000 Ferrari - cash. I'm in the wrong business, for so many reasons.
'What's wrong with bringing up the price of gas?'
I think that is a major issue of course, but simply yelling out it's a problem when the neo-cons are making up lies about everything else under the sun...that doesn't do any good. There are lots of comedians who could argue their points better...
central scrutinizer, is that eraserhead on your gravatar?
Cats, keeping it real.
Okay. I've been too troubled by this to mention it, but here goes:
True, and very disturbing, dream the other night: w was in love with me. ( i know, I've already vomited) I was in a room somewhere and he kept telling me to wait for him until he could get back to me. In the dream, I was presented with this dilemma: run screaming, or wait for him and kill him for the good of humanity. Oh, what to do!
He's making the occational good point, but for the most part he's just sitting there. They need to have someone who can get into the conversation more..
last season, I believe, opened with Robin Williams....big difference
Olaf,
Why yes, yes it is.
How're you doing?
mena --
goodness, what did you eat before you went to bed????
Olaf - have you had a good Birthday, I hope?
'last season, I believe, opened with Robin Williams....big difference'
LOL... good point. I say get David Cross on there, he'd KILL!
In the dream, I was presented with this dilemma: run screaming, or wait for him and kill him for the good of humanity. Oh, what to do!
Tube sock in the mouth or nylons around the neck? Either way... yay, humanity!
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Harry Reid | 08.19.05 - 11:54 pm
Whaddya gonna do? The kid ran out of Jurgens . . . so he resorts to this for entertainment.
shycat - can't remember, the nightmare wiped out the memory of whatever came before, and I don't want to think about it too much *shiver*
meow*SELLOUT*meow!!!!
What is this, Mr Rogers' Neighborhood? My best friend from college--not to mention the Best Man at my wedding--works there, as did his wife. And a coupla my blogger friends. And I cannot morally turn down trinkets and trash, especially since I gave up 75% of my former salary. Now, if faithful blog readers and podcast listeners bought me more stuff, then maybe I could wean myself from the teat of Corporate America. But in the meantime, I scrounge for food in dumpsters, returnable cans on the side of the road, and comix at DC and Marvel.
bkny -- Ooooh, now I really want to see it. Thanks for the critique.
Ok.
Was anyone fooled by that STY thing?
Due to the all caps I thought for a moment that it may have been Merkin Patriot, but then it got all serious and stuff.
Damn, that Tequila is working overtime.
In the dream, I was presented with this dilemma: run screaming, or wait for him and kill him for the good of humanity. Oh, what to do!
About a week a go I had a dream that I was taking the kids to the store to buy socks. In the dream itself I remember thinking, "man, I have boring dreams."
mena --
shiver, indeed!!
Now, if faithful blog readers and podcast listeners bought me more stuff, then maybe I could wean myself from the teat of Corporate America.
Teat is always good.
MoDo raises the spectre of Nixon.
Tricky Dick suggested that he had a secret plan to get out of Vietnam. Bikey W. doesn't even have a secret plan, unless it's to recreate forever, and never again have to speed past those pesky antiwar protesters in a motorcade.
Client just bought a $273,000 Ferrari - cash.
Tifosi everywhere thank him. Forza Ferrari!
mena,
I'm so sorry to hear about your nightmare.
Did you wake up crying?
I would have.
THe hiigher the price goes, the wider the class differance.
Client just bought a $273,000 Ferrari - cash. I'm in the wrong business, for so many reasons.
Ripley | Email | Homepage | 08.19.05 - 11:59 pm | #
nah. you're in the right business if you have clients like that.
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In the dream, I was presented with this dilemma: run screaming, or wait for him and kill him for the good of humanity. Oh, what to do!
About a week a go I had a dream that I was taking the kids to the store to buy socks. In the dream itself I remember thinking, "man, I have boring dreams."
As I was saying at Friday Coffeeblogging today, I was considering a regular feature on NToddcast called 'And Then It Got Weird', which would be all about my dreams. But we all agreed that the world wasn't ready for my kind of dreams.
Awesome. I've unleashed a horde of hideous, disgusting trolls on your collective asses.
My work is done . . . a pair of well-worn leather chaps and some poppers await . . .
Thers - you gotta admit, that's a pretty boring dream.
Central S - I think my brain is still trying to expel the memory.
test
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Two
Teat is always good.
That's certainly my philosophy, but I got yelled at earlier when I mused about nursing at...certain commenters teats.
Did I hear Asa Hutchinson say that some terrorists could have "clean skin" compared to others who would stand out according to racial profiling?
Real Time is on again on HBO West in 2 hours...
If you're stuck with $273,000 in cash, a Ferrari is not a bad way to unload it.
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But we all agreed that the world wasn't ready for my kind of dreams.
That's just too easy....
nah. you're in the right business if you have clients like that.
Just ask Mr. Guckert.
Hi-YOOO!
Weird, wild stuff...
MoDo raises the spectre of Nixon.
blah blah blah...zzzzzzzzz
Great, more rantings from that bitter old hag, she never recovered from me dumping her frumpy ass.
But we all agreed that the world wasn't ready for my kind of dreams.
No doubt!
It woud certainly be something along the lines of the NTodd takeover of corporate America. DC comics would turn into NT comics.
Run for your lives!
I'm new at this posting thing... how do you get the little picture icon to appear when you post a message? I sound like such a rookie...
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