HULK SMASHED
Frist!
2nd Yeah
My Book Report by President Jesus Jr.
Bush presidency: FIERY WRECK!
I heart Moonbootica!
So, has anyone here ever seen Crash Worship?
Just 5th but glad to be back.
ah, clean sheets.
Is today the day Junior goes on his special bike ride?
rorschach rocks 
My Book Report by President Jesus Jr.
Salt Vampire, yes!
ataturk, that's some salty ST:TOS-fu you've got there.
No debate, no amendments, no roll call, just unanimous consent as the Senators headed for the doors to start their summer vacation.
Morning, 'bats!
What fresh Boosh hell awaits?
Is today the day Junior goes on his special bike ride?
Big Daddy Mars | 08.20.05 - 9:50 am
almost makes one want to buy him lots more two wheeled vehicles as gifts. or maybe a jet ski, something that could easily go really really fast, and would explode on impact if it ran into something.
i am, of course, only kidding, and would never wish any sort of physical harm to come to our beloved leader.
i mean, one of his secret service guys might geet hurt.
Big Daddy,
If Lance Armstrog has an ounce of sense, he'll run Dear Leader over the side of a cliff.
Rick Santorum was signing books in a Barnes & Noble in Delaware and he had some young women removed by a state trooper.
http://stubbornliberal.blogspot.com
No debate, no amendments, no roll call, just unanimous consent as the Senators headed for the doors to start their summer vacation.
Diane | Email | Homepage | 08.20.05 - 9:52 am
i wonder how many of them STILL haven't read it.
Yay! I rock!
What have I to offer in the way of news?
Let's see:
Batman and Robin are too gay.
And exhausted truckers running people down is AOK with Bushyboy.
Fuck Rick Santorum with Bill Frist's shriveled, ugly dick.
Minutemen will be armed while patrolling Houston
By EDWARD HEGSTROM
Copyright 2005 Houston Chronicle
The Minutemen will come to Houston bearing arms.
Leaders of the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps of Texas had earlier said volunteers observing Houston's day laborers in October would carry nothing but video cameras.
But leaders now say those involved in the operations targeting local illegal immigrants will be allowed to carry arms as long as they comply with all federal and state laws.
In fact, those who have a concealed-weapons permit are being offered a discount on joining the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps. An Arizona-based organization, the Minutemen started out by patrolling the Arizona-Mexico border in April to prevent illegal immigrants from crossing, but the group has announced it will conduct a variety of operations here this fall.
Members are normally charged $50 to join, with the money used to conduct a criminal background check. Those with a valid concealed-weapons permit can have that fee waived, since they already have undergone a background check and met other requirements, such as a handgun course, to get the permit, said George Klages, spokesman for the Minutemen in Houston.
reader ellroon noted the resemblance. I just hunted down the appropriate photo.
Rick Santorum was signing books in a Barnes & Noble in Delaware and he had some young women removed by a state trooper.
http://stubbornliberal.blogspot.com
Marie | Homepage | 08.20.05 - 9:56 am
what was the book - "how to be your dog's best friend"?
If Lance Armstrog has an ounce of sense, he'll run Dear Leader over the side of a cliff.
Unfortunately he doesn't. It looks like photo op time, just make nice with that guy who's won in France 7 times. At the least Lance could turn to Bush while the mics are on and go, "By the way, you know I'm fucking Sheryl Crow? How's your wife?"
more...
Bill Parmley, the original leader of the Minuteman Texas chapter, said he had discouraged the use of weapons, particularly in urban operations such as the observations of the day laborers who wait for work on Houston streets.
Parmley resigned last month, citing racism among local members in the Goliad chapter. He now says he worries about the Minutemen being armed.
"Just because you can pass one of these concealed-weapons courses doesn't mean you have the mental capability to carry a firearm," he said.
Nationally, the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps has no policy forbidding members from carrying arms.
"We actually prefer that everyone have a concealed-weapons permit," said Chris Simcox, the head of the group.
But Simcox said weapons will be less important in a place like Houston than on the border, which is more dangerous and more remote.
attaturk -- A+! I mean, not that there's any evidence he read the book, but then there's no evidence he learned a fucking thing getting a bachelor's and master's from ivy league schools, either.
Hey, Hecate!
You're Wiccan. Does that mean you worship Satan?
Hell O Scan - Flame on!
Scout Prime, I wrote a fairly long post explaining all of this, but Hell O Scan threw it somewhere. Now, my company has arrived and I do not have time to repost.
Bottom line: they lie and will use any means to promote an agenda that suits them. If they have to damn innocents like Cindy Sheehan, there is no remorse. They are simply fucking liars, but damned effective if you are marginally informed: like most people.
i wonder how many of them STILL haven't read it.
r@d@r
Reading is for the little people.
Remember, Georgie gets what Georgie wants because 9/11 changed everything.
Why shouldn't the president take an ego trip with Lance Armstrong? The nation is at peace and there's a chicken in every pot.
what was the book - "how to be your dog's best friend"?
"Everything I Know I Learned From my Fetus."
The Minutemen will come to Houston bearing arms.
[fudd]be veeewwy quiet - we'we hunting Meskins![/fudd]
And yet more, in re Minutemen:
Spent shells litter the ground at what is left of the firing range, and camouflage outfits still hang in a storeroom. Just a few months ago, this ranch was known as Camp Thunderbird, the headquarters of a paramilitary group that promised to use force to keep illegal immigrants from sneaking across the border with Mexico.
Now, in a turnabout, the 70-acre property about two miles from the border is being given to two immigrants whom the group caught trying to enter the United States illegally.
The land transfer is being made to satisfy judgments in a lawsuit in which the immigrants had said that Casey Nethercott, the owner of the ranch and a former leader of the vigilante group Ranch Rescue, had harmed them.
The nation is at peace and there's a chicken in every pot.
At least we know there was pot in the Chicken once.
ba-da-bang!
Thank you, and don't forget to try the veal!
The W-hating wingnuts at Capitol Hill Blue strike again with their latest hit piece. You needn't believe every word to enjoy it. A sample:
George W. Bush’s mood swings have become so drastic that White House emails often contain “weather reports” to warn of the President’s demeanor. “Calm seas” means Bush is calm while “tornado alert” is a warning that he is pissed at the world.
Decreasing job approval ratings and increased criticism within his own party drives the President’s paranoia even higher. Bush, in a meeting with senior advisors, called Senator Majority Leader Bill Frist a “god-damned traitor” for opposing him on stem-cell research.
“There’s real concern in the West Wing that the President is losing it,” a high-level aide told me recently.
Sounds just like him, no?
The Rant
Why shouldn't the president take an ego trip with Lance Armstrong? The nation is at peace and there's a chicken in every pot.
Gregor Samsa - 10:00 am
i hope the Chimperor falls off (again) and breaks his fucking neck, leaving him alive, but helpless...then we'd see some stem cell research, you betcherfuckin life...
Irony is dead, Exhibit A:
From an AP story posted this morning-
WASHINGTON (AP) -- As a lawyer in the Reagan White House, John Roberts scoffed at the notion of elevating Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor to chief justice as a way to close a political gender gap, calling it a "crass political consideration."
(I would have posted the link, but I don't know how to Tiny-URL it.)
Rick Santorum was signing books in a Barnes & Noble in Delaware and he had some young women removed by a state trooper.
http://stubbornliberal.blogspot.com
Marie
That, um, like, pisses me off a little.
Is today the day Junior goes on his special bike ride?
Yeah, he put some streamers on the handle bars and everything!
OK, this is fucking insane.
PM Blair must be Jesus Junior's twin. The rat bastard decides he needs to take the month of August off and go on holliday. Forget that London has been bombed and shit. Nothing to worry about.
But get this. before Mr. Blair left in early August for his vacation -- David Hill, his director of communications, wrote to the nation's editors asking them not to divulge the PM's vacation whereabouts on security grounds after the July bombings... The editors agreed
From page A3 in the NYT. OMG.
Well, it's official:
Rick Santorum is a pussy.
And now to put in my rose-colored contact lenses.
Junior has a sparkly pink bike and a plastic wicker basket on the front.
Sounds just like him, no?
The Rant
Draco
Holy crap, Draco...
If this is true we're in even deeper trouble than I thought...as in we are truly fucked.
George W. Bush’s mood swings have become so drastic that White House emails often contain “weather reports” to warn of the President’s demeanor. “Calm seas” means Bush is calm while “tornado alert” is a warning that he is pissed at the world.
Hope you're in the F5 range all the time, motherfucker.
“There’s real concern in the West Wing that the President is losing it,” a high-level aide told me recently.
Just now figuring it out, huh?
The Minutemen will come to Houston bearing arms.
Great. There is a convenience store about a pistol shot from my house, where Mexican day laborers gather, waiting for a job.
They are very nice, quiet people, and they don't scare me a bit. What scares me now is the idiot Americans who will be carrying guns near my house.
This ain't the movies. Bullets don't disintegrate unless they strike a bad guy within 10 feet of the barrel.
Idiots.
From the LATimes op-ed today:
http://tinyurl.com/9bv5z
[snip]
After all, Sheehan has been one of the Bush administration's largest contributors, though no one seems to have noticed. The Rangers raised money for Bush, and gave their donations in the form of cash, checks and securities. Sheehan raised her son, Casey, and gave Bush her donation in the form of Casey's life.
If you think Casey's death wasn't the same kind of donation, think again. American society routinely attaches a monetary value to human life. Every time a jury gives out an award in a wrongful-death case, for instance, it has to calculate the monetary value of the lost life. Awards are often based on the dead person's expected lifetime-earnings potential, which can be viewed as "lost income" from which the heirs would otherwise have benefited.
So let's calculate the approximate monetary value of Cindy Sheehan's donation to the Bush administration. Casey was a 24-year-old Army specialist when he died. Given military pay grades, we can probably assume that Casey earned at least $26,000 a year. If he hadn't died in Iraq but instead worked until retiring at 65, his lifetime earnings would have totaled more than $2 million, assuming modest annual salary increases.
In other words, if Bush had run over Casey while driving drunk, Cindy and Patrick Sheehan, as Casey's heirs, could have gone to court and requested compensatory damages equal to their son's $2 million in lost earnings potential. A jury probably would have ordered Bush to give it to them.
Yeah, he put some streamers on the handle bars and everything!
NTodd
One hopes that "everything" includes training wheels, NTodd, you irrelevant birthday-celebrating motherfucker.
Many are anxious to hear about the bike ride.
“There’s real concern in the West Wing that the President is losing it,” a high-level aide told me recently.
That rat bastard "lost it" a long time ago. Weather reports. Hahahaha. It was a dark and stormy night.
Bush should go biking riding on the road to Baghdad Airport.
To my fellow Houstonians -- if any Minutemen ask directions, lets tell them to go down Old Spanish Trail until you hit MLK. Turn right, go about five blocks, and then take out your guns and ask, "all right, you Mexicans come out with your hands up."
Hee hee hee hee hee....
Junior has a sparkly pink bike and a plastic wicker basket on the front.
Sadly, they had to take the little thumb-bell off because he falls over whenever he tries to ring it and pedal at the same time.
Shaw Kenawe--No need to be so bold!
Well, it's official:
Rick Santorum is a pussy.
And now to put in my rose-colored contact lenses.
watertiger | Email | Homepage | 08.20.05 - 10:07 am
i still think that's more of a compliment than he deserves.
santorum. just say his name. and maybe hyperlink it to the original dan savage column.
Ba'al--send the Minutemen out to Spring Branch.
They'll find so many Mexicans they'll be convinced they somehow slipped across the border.
They're my neighbors. These gun-toting rednecks are idiots.
Is the soup spoiled yet?
Smithers -- if you just go to tinyurl.com and paste the whole URL (http://lalalalala.com and so on) into the blank, it'll give you a tiny url to copy and paste into your comment.
I've tried to figure out how to show people how to do the href tag, but every time I fail.
What is this with Clark being the #1 democratic candidate in the progressive blog polls? Clark?
One hopes that "everything" includes training wheels, NTodd, you irrelevant birthday-celebrating motherfucker.
You forgot kitty litter, oh Relevant Blogger Who Blogged Before I Was Shitting Yellow...
i hope the Chimperor falls off (again) and breaks his fucking neck, leaving him alive, but helpless...then we'd see some stem cell research, you betcherfuckin life...
Woody
Hahahahahaha. Word.
LOOK OUT! It's GWPDA's feral burro!
With a pretty pink ribbon, to paraphrase Cake.
To my fellow Houstonians -- if any Minutemen ask directions, lets tell them to go down Old Spanish Trail until you hit MLK. Turn right, go about five blocks, and then take out your guns and ask, "all right, you Mexicans come out with your hands up."
Hee hee hee hee hee....
Ba'al | Homepage | 08.20.05 - 10:09 am
Ba'al, i'm a bit short on hooved mammals right now, but i'm firing up the incense...hope you find it pleasing.
If this is true we're in even deeper trouble than I thought...as in we are truly fucked.
Diane =- 10:08 am
no offense, dahlin, but where yuh been the last ten'n'a'half years?
.
One hopes that "everything" includes training wheels, NTodd, you irrelevant birthday-celebrating motherfucker.
You forgot kitty litter, oh Relevant Blogger Who Blogged Before I Was Shitting Yellow...
NTodd the Irrelevant
Biohesiodfuels, bitch!
Virginia, thanks.
Rmj your plan is devious and subtle, it would confuse the poor dears and they would just go home.
My plan would result in something like a scene from a Tarentino movie.
ror - do biohesiodfuels come from the hot air he generates or the shit he flings?
My plan would result in something like a scene from a Tarentino movie.
Ba'al | Homepage | 08.20.05 - 10:15 am
what, and not a scene from "once upon a time in mexico" when the angry citizens take back their country by violent force from the evil paramilitary fucks who tried to stage a coup d'etat?
seeing those "minutemen" bozos peeing their pants in fear, surrounded by angry mexicans in dios de los muertos masks, would be so hysterically funny...
It kind of sucks when you agree with the racists at LGF but this is interesting.
I'd ask this question myself.
I propose a thought experiment. Suppose Western media really was deliberately trying to subvert democracy and aid terrorism. How would the coverage differ?
And would have to conclude "not much".
ror - do biohesiodfuels come from the hot air he generates or the shit he flings?
NTodd
Synergy, baby!
seeing those "minutemen" bozos peeing their pants in fear, surrounded by angry mexicans in dios de los muertos masks, would be so hysterically funny...
I'd prefer something out of Desperado where Antonia Banderas pulls out his guitar case and.......
My plan would result in something like a scene from a Tarentino movie.
Or his buddy Robert Rodriguez...
Fuck Rick Santorum with Bill Frist's shriveled, ugly dick.
This is not a "morning" image, Hecate.
My eyes! My mind!
What is this with Clark being the #1 democratic candidate in the progressive blog polls? Clark?
I suspect that Clark is the relatively-blank-slate onto which folks project their own beliefs ("Yeah. He's a cool guy... he believes that, too."). It's not altogether unlike the way certain folks did that with McCain until the truth became all-too-painfully obvious).
I'm not opposed to Clark... but I'm definitely not sold. Don't forget that he's a Clinton guy and his people are Clinton people... for better or worse.
I still think that John Edwards has more of the populist streak that I'm looking for than any of the putative front-runners... but a lot of that's my own projection, I'm sure. I voted for Howard Dean in the VA primary, because I thought I owed him my vote, but I felt like at that point Edwards was probably the better choice tactically to stop Kerry.
you're all wrong.
Wes Craven. Old Wes Craven.
First!
.
watertiger,
GWPDA's feral burro is all purdied up today. Heh.
I'd prefer something out of Desperado where Antonia Banderas pulls out his guitar case and.......
SWR - that's exactly what I was thinking! And then, of course, I immediately think of Salma Hayek...
It's not clear whether Lance Armstrong will have to abide by the standard rules for biking with President Bush when the two famously competitive Texans take their first ride together Saturday. The first rule: Don't pass the president.
"Do not force the president too hard," Bush instructed a handful of journalists who rode with him last weekend. "Be kind."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...5081901320.html
I just turned on the TV and saw the news about Latoyia Figueroa. What a shame.
Fuck Rick Santorum with Bill Frist's shriveled, ugly dick.
This is not a "morning" image, Hecate.
Or afternoon or night. Need bleach.
SWR - that's exactly what I was thinking! And then, of course, I immediately think of Salma Hayek...
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.20.05 - 10:24 am
be carefull NTodd. i hear if you stare into the bathroom mirror and say "salma hayek" five times, she'll appear behind you...
I'm in the midst of Helm's Deep, my own self.
CNN reporting on the
Lance Armstrong/Bush bike ride today sid that there are two rules when bikeriding with Bush, first rule is that Bush gets to be in front and the second is no talking. The reporter went on to say that President Bush is our most fit President with a resting heartrate of 45.
Two things, just when you thought that Bush couldn't be a bigger dick he goes and surprises you with his biking rules and two, my resting heartrate would be low as well if I never had to work a day in my life and I did was workout all the time instead of doing any actual work.
What I wouldn't give for Armstrong to jam his airpump into Bush's spokes and watch that moron go head over heels.
I just turned on the TV and saw the news about Latoyia Figueroa. What a shame.
I don't see anything online yet, but I think I know what the news is.
you're all wrong.
Wes Craven. Old Wes Craven.
watertiger | Email | Homepage | 08.20.05 - 10:23 am
or maybe Hellraiser.
be carefull NTodd. i hear if you stare into the bathroom mirror and say "salma hayek" five times, she'll appear behind you...
Didn't work.
be carefull NTodd. i hear if you stare into the bathroom mirror and say "salma hayek" five times, she'll appear behind you...
Um. I'll...berightback.
A resting heartrate of 45? With everything that's going on in the world?
Ah, ignorance truly is bliss.
and now to go raise my heartrate at the gym. later, y'all.
To my fellow Houstonians -- if any Minutemen ask directions, lets tell them to go down Old Spanish Trail until you hit MLK. Turn right, go about five blocks, and then take out your guns and ask, "all right, you Mexicans come out with your hands up."
Hee hee hee hee hee....
Ba'al | Homepage | 08.20.05 - 10:09 am/i
That or send them down 59 South, left on Hillcroft and behold the sea of melting pot . . . they'd go back to bum-fuck-wherever in no time.
What exactly are these dipshits gonna do? Ask everyone for their green cards?
The reporter went on to say that President Bush is our most fit President with a resting heartrate of 45.
Unfair comparison. It's not like his blood has to go up and circulate in his brain, or anything.
Plus, he's mostly resting. He gets more practice than anyone else.
Sheesh.
Need . . . to . . . leave . . . but . . . Terry Gilliam's . . . on . . . radio . . . .
no offense, dahlin, but where yuh been the last ten'n'a'half years?
.
WoodyGuthriesGuitar
Apparently trying to remove my head from my nether parts.
Still, didn't there used to be at least a thin veil over this kind of behavior? Has the maladministration finally gotten to the point where they feel they don't have to hide this maniac away?
be carefull NTodd. i hear if you stare into the bathroom mirror and say "salma hayek" five times, she'll appear behind you...
I've tried that. Believe me, I've tried that. Hasn't worked yet. What am I doing wrong?
I still think that John Edwards has more of the populist streak that I'm looking for than any of the putative front-runners
I do like Edwards' populist rhetoric (I mean rhetoric in the old, not the pejorative, sense), but I'm not sure he's the best candidate for president. He caved to Cheney in their debate; just wasn't able to handle the Cheney nastiness, e.g., "I've never met you before." His wife's going through chemo and, having done that myself, I can tell you that her energy levels won't be back to normal in time for them to start running. I'd like someone a bit gutsier and more willing to fight with brass knuckles but with Edwards' populist philosophy, I guess.
What exactly are these dipshits gonna do? Ask everyone for their green cards?
Lab Coat Larry | 08.20.05 - 10:29 am
i get this image in my mind of yosemite sam crowing "wull, ah speak LOUDLEH...an' i carry a BIIIIIIGER stick!!!"
i hope to god some of them come in phony looking ten gallon hats and wearing handlebar moustaches...please god.
wt -- where?
The reporter went on to say that President Bush is our most fit President with a resting heartrate of 45.
that explains a lot...the mutherfocker's catatonic...and i don't mean that in any good feline way...
I've tried that. Believe me, I've tried that. Hasn't worked yet. What am I doing wrong?
Yeah, that totally didn't work. Jeane Schmidt appeared instead, which kinda freaked me out.
I've tried that. Believe me, I've tried that. Hasn't worked yet. What am I doing wrong?
Yeah, that totally didn't work. Jeane Schmidt appeared instead, which kinda freaked me out.
Now, HERE are some:
CRASS Political Statements
Ahhh. The good ol' days... *sigh*
Tony B.
Harry Reid:
Senate Minority Leader Harry M. Reid suffered a mild stroke-like attack, aides said, and is staying home in Nevada for the rest of the congressional recess, which ends on Labor Day. ...
Reid is known for his healthy lifestyle. He neither smokes nor drinks, and he has run numerous marathons.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...5081901667.html
Virginia -
WNYC's "Studio 360" - talking to the jerk Kurt Andersen.
I've tried that. Believe me, I've tried that. Hasn't worked yet. What am I doing wrong?
Big Daddy Mars | 08.20.05 - 10:30 am
you can't whisper - you have to say it loud.
oh, and you have to hold a fresh slice of jalapeno between your, ah, cheeks.
first rule is that Bush gets to be in front and the second is no talking.
remember all of the endless commentary and mockery by tweety, et al about clinton's golf outings and his 'do-overs'.
Biohesiodfuels, bitch!
rorschach
Excellent snark.
The reporter went on to say that President Bush is our most fit President with a resting heartrate of 45.
And Hannibal Lecter had pretty much the same resting heartrate.
Just means George is another psycho.
WNYC's "Studio 360" - talking to the jerk Kurt Andersen.
watertiger
Ahhh, rats.
Lance Armstrong has a resting heartrate of 32.
But rorschach's news is sweet.
Now, in a turnabout, the 70-acre property about two miles from the border is being given to two immigrants whom the group caught trying to enter the United States illegally.
Blog whore time. Australian soldiers to be trained in being tortured by being blindfolded, threatened with dogs, and being stripped. They will even get threatened with sexual humiliation.
And Lance Armstrong looks hotter on a bike.
i get this image in my mind of yosemite sam crowing "wull, ah speak LOUDLEH...an' i carry a BIIIIIIGER stick!!!"
i hope to god some of them come in phony looking ten gallon hats and wearing handlebar moustaches...please god.
r@d@r | Email | Homepage | 08.20.05 - 10:31 am
I'm Hispanic and I live in Houston. I really think I ought to round as many of my Hispanic friends as possible and hang out down at the trabodoria when these assholes arrive. I'd like to see them demand our papers . . .
Yeah, that totally didn't work. Jeane Schmidt appeared instead, which kinda freaked me out.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.20.05 - 10:33 am
you must have used the wrong vegetable - was it a slice of pickle?
be carefull NTodd. i hear if you stare into the bathroom mirror and say "salma hayek" five times, she'll appear behind you...
I've tried that. Believe me, I've tried that. Hasn't worked yet. What am I doing wrong?
Because it's Sell-mah Hi-ack
not Selma Hi-ack
Swish and flick.
Lance Armstrong/Bush bike ride today sid that there are two rules when bikeriding with Bush, first rule is that Bush gets to be in front and the second is no talking.
when they fixed his cancer, did they totally amputate his balls?
what kind of lickspittle asswipe would accept such conditions?
until he repudiates this farcical shit, he's got no cred with me at fucking all...
what a bootlicking shitheel...
I'd like to see them demand our papers . . .
Lab Coat Larr
Man, I really love, as in [heart], this idea, but be really, really careful. And have someone inconspicuous hanging out with a video camera, because we all want to see it!
He caved to Cheney in their debate; just wasn't able to handle the Cheney nastiness, e.g., "I've never met you before."
I cannot prove, but strongly feel that Edwards was under strict orders from the Kerry campaign to project sweetness and light... they felt like that was what he had to bring to the ticket, and they didn't want him to tarnish his image. Again, I can't prove that, and maybe it was his own idea, too.
But he didn't get to be the successful litigator he was without having some badger in his belly.
Y'know?
I'm a Wellstone guy at heart, and I think it's important that Democrats field a candidate who didn't grow up a child of privilege... as much as I love Howard Dean, I thought that was at the root of some of his tone-deafness in trying to speak to rank-and-file Americans.
Damn, I better get to work.
Lab Coat Larry:
Why don't you demand to see THEIR papers? The look on their faces would be priceless!
I'm Hispanic and I live in Houston. I really think I ought to round as many of my Hispanic friends as possible and hang out down at the trabodoria when these assholes arrive. I'd like to see them demand our papers . . .
Lab Coat Larry | 08.20.05 - 10:35 am
do us a favor LCL, bring a handycam with you! and post the results!
my guess, though, is that these 'minutemen' will disappear real fast the minute any kind of real confrontation threatens...
still and all, i would be concerned about being around a bunch of drunk racist assholes with firearms. somebody could get hurt.
catalexis - our very own Hermione.
catalexis - our very own Hermione.
Ba'al :To my fellow Houstonians -- if any Minutemen ask directions, lets tell them to go down Old Spanish Trail until you hit MLK. Turn right, go about five blocks, and then take out your guns and ask, "all right, you Mexicans come out with your hands up."
Hee hee hee hee hee....
Aren't there any OTHER swamp-like pseudo-metropoli that these rat-bastards can infest? 'Cause we've got our own problems here - and not from our neighbors.
Dumbfucks are going to shoot sommebody and the city's going to burn*, I tell you.
*No, it won't burn - it's too humid. But the principle's the same...
It would be funny if Armstrong just took off and left Bush in the dust and then met with reporters and called Bush a wimp and left.
Blog whore time. Australian soldiers to be trained in being tortured by being blindfolded, threatened with dogs, and being stripped. They will even get threatened with sexual humiliation.
trifecta | Email | Homepage | 08.20.05 - 10:34 am
i was about to make a joke about this, then realized it really wasn't a laughing matter.
Man, I really love, as in [heart], this idea, but be really, really careful. And have someone inconspicuous hanging out with a video camera, because we all want to see it!
Virginia | Email | 08.20.05 - 10:37 am
I'm not really big into the whole LULAC/hispanic organizations scene but I have a couple of friends who are. I seriously am going to mention this idea [if it has not already been thought of.]
This is barely-concealed, crude, redneck racism - pure and simple. Rage cannot describe how this makes me feel.
you must have used the wrong vegetable - was it a slice of pickle?
r@d@r
May I just say, the happy hour last night was really, really fun. Although my lesbian friend did slip my wife the pickle. And then she forked me!
you must have used the wrong vegetable - was it a slice of pickle?
r@d@r
May I just say, the happy hour last night was really, really fun. Although my lesbian friend did slip my wife the pickle. And then she forked me!
WoodyGuthriesGuitar -- I actually think they did, metaphorically. I think the pharmaceutical companies own him now.
Swish and flick.
catalexis | Email | Homepage | 08.20.05 - 10:36 am
the juxtaposition of this and the present context leads me to conclude we may have a fanfic artist in our midst.
Today at camp limbo
At the early american area see the
Ye Olde Spinning wheel event where
contestants spin bush turds into
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Dear Leader has broken Reagan's record for most time off during a presidency--336 days and counting. That is an amazing statistic--nearly one year of the four plus years Chimp's been in Oz he's been clearin' brush, milkin' horses, fallin' off his bike, gettin' on with his life. OF course, one could easily argue that Fuckwit has been on vacation since the Supremes gave him the job, but that's another post.
We're stayin' the course! The insurgency is in it's last throes! Cindy who? Intelligent design! Stem cells suck! Gas prices at record levels? Yeeehaaaa! How 'm I doin' Unca Dick and Donny?
Enjoy your bike ride today Lance.
just wasn't able to handle the Cheney nastiness, e.g., "I've never met you before."
Who could, really?
May I just say, the happy hour last night was really, really fun. Although my lesbian friend did slip my wife the pickle. And then she forked me!
rorschach | Email | Homepage | 08.20.05 - 10:41 am
ouch, THAT'S gonna leave a mark.
ouch, THAT'S gonna leave a mark.
r@d@r
Okay, that cracked me up.
This Hermione?
Hermione
RW Emerson
On a mound an Arab lay,
And sung his sweet regrets,
And told his amulets;
The summer bird
His sorrow heard,
And when he heaved a sigh profound
The sympathetic swallows swept the ground.
If it be as they said, she was not fair;
Beauty's not beautiful to me,
But sceptred Genius aye inorbed,
Culminating in her sphere.
This Hermione absorbed
The lustre of the land and ocean,
Hills and islands, vine and tree,
In her form and motion.
I ask no bauble miniature,
Nor ringlets dead
Shorn from her comely head,
Now that morning not disdains,—
Mountains and the misty plains—
Her colossal portraiture:
They her heralds be,
Steeped in her quality,
And singers of her fame,
Who is their muse and dame.
Higher, dear swallows, mind not what I say.
Ah! heedless how the weak are strong,
Say, was it just
In thee to frame, in me to trust,
Thou to the Syrian couldst belong?
I am of a lineage
That each for each doth fast engage.
In old Bassora's schools I seemed
Hermit vowed to books and gloom,
Ill-bested for gay bridegroom:
I was by thy much redeemed;
When thy meteor glances came,
We talked at large of worldly Fate,
And drew truly every trait.
Once I dwelt apart,
Now I live with all;
As shepherd's lamp on far hill side,
Seems, by the traveller espied,
A door into the mountain heart,
So didst thou quarry and unlock
Highways for me through the rock.
Now deceived thou wanderest
In strange lands, unblest,
And my kindred come to soothe me,
South wind is my next of blood;
He is come through fragrant wood,
Drugged with spice from climates warm,
And in every twinkling glade,
And twilight nook,
Unveils thy form:
Out of the forest way
Forth paced it yesterday,
And, when I sat by the water-course,
Watching the daylight fade,
It throbbed up from the brook.
River, and rose, and crag, and bird,
Frost, and sun, and eldest night
To me their aid preferred,
To me their comfort plight:
"Courage! we are thine allies;
And with this hint be wise,
The chains of kind
The distant bind:
Deed thou doest, she must do,
Above her will, be true;
And, in her strict resort
To winds and waterfalls,
And autumn's sun-lit festivals,
To music, and to music's thought,
Inextricably bound,
She shall find thee, and be found.
Follow not her flying feet,
Come to us herself to meet."
Yeah, that totally didn't work. Jeane Schmidt appeared instead, which kinda freaked me out.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.20.05 - 10:33 am
Consider yourself lucky. I got Cheney.
The reporter went on to say that President Bush is our most fit President with a resting heartrate of 45.
Nice trick considering the son of a bitch doesn't have a heart.
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