HULK SMASHED
huh?
Ha, hi spinoza1
no one beat mer.
must be a blue moon.
-J.T.
Damn sticky keyboard. 1 = !
Damn you to hell Mer! (p
uh, that was
She said "libel", you idiot.
ah fuck. Mer has cursed me blog kinetics
ah fuck. Mer has cursed me blog kinetics
Lashawn Barber is a joke.
She suffers from KindaSleazy Rice-Colin Powell Syndrome.
She said "libel", you idiot.
Kettle meet pot. Pot, kettle.
She said "lizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
And, I might add, the most obsessive comment deleter on the internet is one J. Bradford DeLong. Anything even slightly dissenting is religiously disappeared by that guy.
Such thin skins.
4) Trackbacks leading to offensive, ad hominem-laced, and/or libelous posts where I’m the subject will be deleted. Habitual offenders will be permanently banned.
5) If a trackback leads to a non-offensive post, but you allow commenters to libel me, the trackback will be deleted and habitual offenders permanently banned.
Nothing like a good banning to get the day started right.
Hat is an ass. Nothing less. But possibly much more.
To a conservative, ignorance is bliss.
This may explain Iraq.
Not forgive it, of course.
either end of the world or major storm about to blow up big
hat...the MBF who made asshat a household word.
Days Like This by VanMorrison
Wanna make, wanna make, wanna make
Love to you
In the afternoon.
You know that's sexy.
I've never heard of this person.
She turned off comments?
pitiful.
If I call this Barber a cranked out full tilt bitch, will that get me banned here?
Seems that's what she wants.
Fuck her, and fuck the rebublican party, who wants us all locked into one great big goosestep.
"ad hominem-laced"? WTF? Is that like PCP-laced?
Note that she become sober after giving her life to Christ. I'd like to say great on the getting sober (though conservatives are driving me to drink), but it's really not about her getting sober and finding meaning in her life. It's about her finding an excuse to be a thin-skinned self-absorbed twit. And simply by being a conservative black female, this will get her some notice, because that's all she wants. WWJD? Probably not ban people that annoy him.
Oh, my beloved LaShawn, still acting nutty after all these years. Somebody alert Rox!
I think it's funny that trolls come here where they can speak freely to complain that other sites ban them for behaving trollishly.
Oh, you wanna know what happened to a friend of mine on AmericaBlog threads? They changed her weblink to PATRENITY TESTS and trashed her. Talk about prissy and thin - skinned.
Is hat really LeShawn?
Who knew.
And I bet she'll report to the "proper authorities." I'm still laughing about that one from the other day.
She said "libel", you idiot.
Back in college my friend Andy and I invented a drink called the Flaming Labia. Hat reminds me of that.
Four nore years of war is stupidity, bar none. Two years I can understand. Four years. DUMB.
They changed her weblink to PATRENITY TESTS
I'd be outraged if only I knew what these were.
Oh, and this one time, at blog camp...
And, I might add, the most obsessive comment deleter on the internet is one J. Bradford DeLong. Anything even slightly dissenting is religiously disappeared by that guy.
And Saddam had WMD he could launch in 45 minutes. Got any proof?
i have nothing to say on this topic. i just like to see my name in print.
, you wanna know what happened to a friend of mine on AmericaBlog threads? They changed her weblink to PATRENITY TESTS and trashed her.
Bullshit. Prove it or get the fuck outta here.
LaShawn Barber is really full o' crap. I would blow a goat to have people disagre with my blog.
It's only by eventually getting other eyes on what you believe in that you dialogue and change opinions.Plus, there are the flame wars and name calling.
I'd be outraged if only I knew what these were. pie
pie, you have flunked the test and shall have no patrenity later.
First!
.
WWJD?
I wore my "What would Durga do?" tank top today. Got some great looks at Home Depot.
Yeah.
Who's LaShawn Barber?
Tiki Barber's sister?
Oh and btw, asshat was a word in my household way before I read it here.
I prefer "zipwad" though.
LaShawn Barber frequently deletes my posts. Some of them may have been a bit harsh, but not profane or about her. It isn't only intellectually dishonest, but school-marmish and boring.
I would have left that message at the linked site, but they, um, required registration.
First? aha! I know I'm not. Drat!
you have flunked the test and shall have no patrenity later.
*sob*
Back in college my friend Andy and I invented a drink called the Flaming Labia.
that sounds hot. did you actually light it?
Oh, that is funny. She doesn't want to be offended... boo hoo.
Flaming RNC Chairman is that a drink too, or just Mehlman?
anything like a flaming homer?
Back in college my friend Andy and I invented a drink called the Flaming Labia. NTodd
It involved Krusty™ Koff Syrup, didn't it?
Stupid wankerous conservatives.
They can't stand for anyone to disagree with them ever.
I guess they're afraid if they confront reality their heads will explode. (and we all wish that they would.)
you'll notice that I didn't mention anything about banning bloggers whose commenters offend or insult me. That goes with the proverbial territory. Libel, a more serious charge, is a much higher standard than merely offending.
Oh, wait... it's ok to offend her.
I just made an emergency run to the liquor store.
Walk in to come face to face with a guy I grew up with and had not seen in years. We get to talking, and realize, the last time we ran into each other, was...in a liquor store.
dirk, dirk, dirk - you need more caffeine.
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
DISSENT IS TREASON
Oh, and this one time, at blog camp...
Did you shove a flute up Robert's pussy?
Hat takes the lead as Eschaton's dumbest troll!
It isn't only intellectually dishonest, but school-marmish and boring.
Which is pretty much like all of them, isn't it?
Jeebus -- I'm downstairs drinking martoonis and talking to myself and you all are up here.
Is this a pants-free thread?
They can't stand for anyone to disagree with them ever.
They're in a world of hurt.
Most of their blogs will die *not with a bang but a whimper*.
heehee.
that sounds hot. did you actually light it?
No fucking way. I already had a history of getting in trouble with Safety and Security. Hell if I was going to give them yet one more reason to expel me. Seriously.
It involved Krusty™ Koff Syrup, didn't it?
Shit, how did you know the secret ingredient? Damn that Homer--get him drunk and he gives away everything...
Hat, Schwa? and Cog: Doning everything in their power to make discourse in the Blogosphere dumber.
They'd bring down the collective IQ of Yahoo's comment boards.
Hat, Schwa? and Cog: Doning everything in their power to make discourse in the Blogosphere dumber.
They'd bring down the collective IQ of Yahoo's comment boards.
Is this a pants-free thread?
NTodd, are ya wearing pants?
I posted this in an earlier thread today, but seems apropos for a rerun - worth reading the article for the full extent of the thin-skinnedness:
Have you seen this latest li'l Ricky McCarthy debacle (via Buzzflash)? Seems Man-on-Dog was going to do a booksigning at a B&N in Wilmington DE and a bright young 18-year-old progressive thought she'd take the opportunity to ask her senator a question. Local Gladys Kravitz overheard her joking to her friends that it would be funny to get him to sign a copy of Dan Savage's book and promptly enlisted the aid of an offduty (and outrageously overzealous) DE state trooper to throw them all out and threaten arrest if they ever came back to the mall again, ever. It got ridiculously worse when they went back with her mom.
B&N is ducking responsibility for the entire incident, and the DE state police see nothing wrong at all. Apparently even when you're off-duty playing mall-cap, you still have a duty to prevent difficult questions from reaching the ears of brave neocons.
Yahoo's comments boards are radioactive.
Is this a pants-free thread?
Well it was. Untill you brought your martoonis up here. Now it's nekkid blogging for you!
Is this a pants-free thread?
Well...I'm wearing shorts...sexy XXL with an ample elastic waistband that screams, "I love gravy!"
Italian proverb.
One pussy hair pulls more than a team of oxen.
Such thin skins.
Such danger of cognitive dissonance should reality ever poke her head in the door.
Stupid fucking bitch!
Then I read a post by blog consultant Paul Chaney, who feels he hasn’t anything of real value to say anymore. As a political blogger, I know I’ll have plenty to say for years to come, though I don’t know if LBC in its current form will be around.
i saw this woman on CSPAN a couple of weeks ago. her blog is as vapid as she was on the panel. of course the others were not so impressive either, like the guy from powerline, no not hindrocket the, other one. oh, and not on the panel, but crouching in the corner was horror-wits. i think they just like to feed off each other. stroke, stroke.
I'm downstairs drinking martoonis and talking to myself and you all are up here.
Okay, if you're drinking 'martoonis', you're cut off, m'dear.
NTodd, are ya wearing pants?
I can be, if that is the will of the Atriot community.
Well it was. Untill you brought your martoonis up here. Now it's nekkid blogging for you!
©smalfish
Well, I already had my shirt off -- cause it warmed up quite a bit today. I just wasn't sure about the pants part.
Italian proverb.
One pussy hair pulls more than a team of oxen.
Vermont proverb.
No pants and he gets no maple syrup for his donkey.
Is it important to be bare-assed or something?
Such danger of cognitive dissonance should reality ever poke her head in the door.
"Well I guess I've done murder. Well I won't think about this now. I'll think about it tomorrow."
-- Scarlett O'Hara (Vivien Leigh), Gone With The Wind
The First Rule of GOP Fight Club is...Stop Looking at Me!
The Second Rule of GOP Fight Club is...no hitsies backsies.
'evening bats.
I need one o' them harp mounts so's I kin eat muh corn on the cob and type at the same time, dagnabbit! [/snuffysmith]
Well, I already had my shirt off -- cause it warmed up quite a bit today. I just wasn't sure about the pants part.
[stunned silence]
sexy XXL with an ample elastic waistband that screams, "I love gravy!"
Uncle Smokes
But only in the most Zen-like way.... 
LaShawn Barber frequently deletes my posts
She's a joke.
Suffers from KindSleazy Rice/Colin Powell Syndrome.
I'm too sexy for my pants
too sexy for my pants
Angela Davis for Secretary of State!
I can be, if that is the will of the Atriot community. NTodd
I think we established you can wear pants if you want to, you can leave your posts behind.
just spent a homey few hours sitting around with my 70+ unrepentantly liberal parents ranting about everything political. good times, good times.
i sure hope i get to share times like that with my kid.
Okay, if you're drinking 'martoonis', you're cut off, m'dear.
NTodd
What -- you don't like martoonis?
Hecate? Is this fair????
Angela Davis for Secretary of State!
Make it Pam Grier and I shall follow you into Hell itself.
sexy XXL with an ample elastic waistband that screams, "I love gravy!"
Uncle Smokes
But only in the most Zen-like way....
flory, Business Manager
There is no gravy spoon.
I think we established you can wear pants if you want to, you can leave your posts behind.
You can leave your hat on.
Note that she become sober after giving her life to Christ
don't get me wrong, i still love my man y'shua and everything, but...i didn't get sober until i took my life back from christ.
i'm sure he doesn't mind.
I think we established you can wear pants if you want to, you can leave your posts behind.
Oh, you heard my last podcast, eh?
Don't wear pants if you want to
We can leave your bare behind
'Cause your friends wear pants and if they wear pants
Well they're no friends of mine...
just spent a homey few hours sitting around with my 70+ unrepentantly liberal parents ranting about everything political. good times, good times.
Amongst the many thousands of reasons I wish my parents were still alive -- I'd love to get my dad going on Commander Bunnypants.
Oh, the rants he could get into over Nixon and St. Ronnie.
Joys to behold....
I once gave myself to the Lord, but I kept the receipt.
Oh, and this one time, at blog camp...
JeffCO | Email | 08.20.05 - 8:30 pm
Note that she become sober after giving her life to Christ
Does everyone who does that become an asshole?
Look at Bush.
Maybe she should have stayed fucked up!
Is this a pants-free thread?
Aren't they all? Like the women who could and couldn't have steve smiels if they played their cars right, it might be easier to just list the ones that aren't
And reading the comments, LaShawn admits she loves living in her bubble world and doesn't get out in the blogosphere to see what's being said... except about her.
This is the sort of nonsense that has led Furious George to fall back rhetoric to rally his faithful on Iraq... it's all about 9/11 again. *BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
Desperation. The Busheviks and Little Green Raelians are melting under pressure.
There is no gravy spoon.
Uncle Smokes
And yet.....there is.
Reading through the comments at Pandagon, I found a link to Malkin's site where she's pimping her book Unhinged : Exposing Liberals Gone Wild.(Link to Amazon)
I'm guessing this is the book where she harvested comments out of context from the liberal blogosphere to make us look bad?
just spent a homey few hours sitting around with my 70+ unrepentantly liberal parents ranting about everything political. good times, good times.
What, did you live in a commune? More than 70 parents? That's fucking weird, dude.
I once gave myself to the Lord, but I kept the receipt.
Uncle Smokes
Oh and btw, asshat was a word in my household way before I read it here.
I prefer "zipwad" though.
HoneyBearKelly | Email | 08.20.05 - 8:32 pm
i'm particularly fond of "fucknozzle".
Duncan commenting about conservatives banning liberals from commenting is the height of hypocrisy, seeing how quickly he pushes the ban button.
You can leave your hat on.
....and take your teeth out.
Libel, a more serious charge, is a much higher standard than merely offending.
What makes this bint think she's THAT important?
The morbidly obese trolls will appreciate your not feeding them.
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Gravatar There is no gravy spoon.
Whoa.
[/neo]
Better trolls please, they wouldn't know irony if it slapped them upside their empty heads.
I really miss sitting around ranting about politics with my mother.
NTodd -if the alternative is a kilt in some hideous tartan like Ogilvie, keep the pants on.
Thin skinned fools out in Blogistan, feh. I ain't going there, so I don't care.
Robert,
Yes, I remember the time he banned you and "Trevor" had to come speak up for you. Good times!
Anyone seen the 40-Year-Old Virgin (no, I'm not asking if Toby has been unbanned)? Reviews are good, and I'm thinking it may be one to see with an audience in a theater. When I saw American Pie (in a packed theater of college students) it was freakin' hilarious, but when I saw it later on DVD, not so much (though Willow is still comedy gold).
Is this a pants-free thread?
Aren't they all?
Not ALL of them.
Just the one's NTodd is on.....
CS - Malkin is Unhinged. And when the attention starts to build on the book, pull out the photos of the Nazi flags flying with her beloved Militia movement.
Whoa.
I know Kung Fu.
Yahoo's comments boards are radioactive.
HoneyBearKelly | Email | 08.20.05 - 8:40 pm
...and not in a good way, like the kiss song "she's radioactive".
Robert,
"Waahhh"
My bitch.
Duncan commenting about conservatives banning liberals from commenting is the height of hypocrisy, seeing how quickly he pushes the ban button.
Trolls talking about being banned here in the comments section is just too fucking funny.
Don't wear pants if you want to
We can leave your bare behind
'Cause your friends wear pants and if they wear pants
Well they're no friends of mine...
Is that the Safety Pants song by Men Without Pants?
Duncan commenting about conservatives banning liberals from commenting is the height of hypocrisy, seeing how quickly he pushes the ban button.
You're still allowed here, aren't you? Tell ya what, you do a quantitative analysis of the highest-traffic blogs on the left and right and get back to us with exact stats of how many winger sites allow comments at all, and how many have explicit policies about banning people who insult them, then contrast and compare to lefty sites.
TIA.
Duncan commenting about conservatives banning liberals from commenting is the height of hypocrisy, seeing how quickly he pushes the ban button.
Robert
See? See what happens?
You link to his site. We all go over there -- all innocent and unknowing.
Next thing ya know?
He's here!!!
If this happens again -- you will be expelled from the Band.
There is no gravy spoon. Uncle Smokes
And yet.....there is. flory
First there is a gravy spoon
Then there is no gravy spoon
Then there is...
hat, schwa and cog are all the same fuckwitted Nazi wannabe. Hate their country, hate freedom, obviously hate education of any kind. And Latoya, or whatever the puke's name is, is one of them. Hardly worth the time it takes to expose their pathologies.
I now enjoy talking politics with my ex-Republican Dad. He voted for Bush in 2000 but came to see the error of his ways...
r@d@r
you said "fucknozzle" and look what showed up.
sorry, we'll have to blame you for evocation.
-J.T.
Note that she become sober after giving her life to Christ
Does everyone who does that become an asshole?
Look at Bush.
Maybe she should have stayed fucked up!
Terry C
take it from me, as one who has done the same, amen. well, maybe not as fucked as i was. you can be too fucked up, but even that is not as bad as being too much of an asshole. these days i try to strike a careful ballance.
cracks another beer, waits for chance to be an asshole.
JeffCo,
No, but I saw March of the Penguins and it was amazing.
Robert, was that after you said you hoped a female poster would get raped?
TIA.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.20.05 - 8:57 pm | #
Does Duncan ban people for dissenting opinions? Yes, or no? Get back to me on that will you?
I used to be all fucked on drugs.
Now I'm all fucked up on the lawd.
I remember the time he banned you and "Trevor" had to come speak up for you.
Trevor is teh hott!
I will do my damndest to ignore you when you troll at Atrios'. Alas, the spirit is willing, but the blogger is weak...
Shit. I already blew that one.
Bush stopped drinking but did it white knuckled without dealing with the issues that caused him to be a lush. He was a drunk asshole too. The booze had nothing to do with his temperment.
How about a pantless dishdasha? You know them Kurdish pantaloons? My kids used to call them 10-day shitters.
Terry C
just substituting one addiction for another.
my ex would wobble back and forth between script drugs and booze until she decided to combine them.
-J.T.
but I saw March of the Penguins and it was amazing.
I cannot believe the number of people who have lauded that movie.
Don't be a trool, stay in school!
And simply by being a conservative black female, this will get her some notice, because that's all she wants.
Well, she can't BE W's imaginary wife.
Condi got there first!
I know Kung Fu.
Actually, I know Hong Kong Phooey.
Duncan commenting about conservatives banning liberals from commenting is the height of hypocrisy, seeing how quickly he pushes the ban button.
Robert
And yet, you're still here.
Does Duncan ban people for dissenting opinions? Yes, or no?
No.
Only when the poster hopes that a woman gets raped.
my ex would wobble back and forth between script drugs and booze until she decided to combine them.
-J.T.
JohnTomato
MY ex got addicted to AA, if you can believe that.
He has an addictive personality - has to overdo everything.
It was like he joined a cult!
Last summer, Robbie's computer got fucked up, he couldn't post, and he figured Atios had banned him. Then he managed to post has his "good gay roommate" Trevor. It was one of the funniest things since the box turtle thread.
And yet, you're still here.
HoneyBearKelly | Email | 08.20.05 - 9:02 pm | #
Yup. After two bans.
Sorry sad liberal blogosphere. Such thin skins.
Atrios bans people for contributing naught but snapshots of their asses. And as for ban alacrity, I give you exhibit A(ss): Robert.
D'ya think Condi and Bushy play dress-up? Masters and servants? Preacher and sinner?
What makes this bint think she's THAT important?
The more thin skinned you are the better the rethuglican you are, obviously. Thats why the little Chimp rules them. OK, gotta go take these pants off.
Duncan commenting about conservatives banning liberals from commenting is the hezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
HoneyBearKelly
he hasn't started screaming, whining, or threatening folks yet. those get people tossed.
polite diverging opinions won't get you banned here.
-J.T.
Who will get married first? Condi or Annorexia Coulter?
D'ya think Condi and Bushy play dress-up? Masters and servants? Preacher and sinner?
Nûr al-Cubicle
The contessa and the chaffeur?
The stable boy and the milkmaid?
he hasn't started screaming, whining, or threatening folks yet. those get people tossed.
polite diverging opinions won't get you banned here.
With all due politeness, baloney.
Geez, I don't remember anyone being banned from here except for being a complete and perfect asshole, and ony one or two of them (obviously, since Robert the complete and perfect asshole is still shitting all over the thread). On top, of that, I recall one of our own being banned for a bit not so long ago. Robert, you relly need to get out more. I hear there are recruits needed in Iraqistan. Why don't you give that a try? You might learn about being an American instead of an asshole.
Freepers set up Camp Qualls to counter Camp Csey.
What a difference a week makes. Just last week Gary Qualls was hugging Cindy Sheehan and telling her he "loved" her.
Who will get married first? Condi or Annorexia Coulter?
trifecta
Neither, unless they marry one another!
Yup. After two bans.
Shouldn't have said women deserve to be raped, Roberto.
The stable boy and the milkmaid?
Horsie and the milkman?
The contessa and the chaffeur? Bush is the contessa!
Well, she can't BE W's imaginary wife.
Why not?
"I'm the commander - see, I don't need to explain - I don't need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the President. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."
- George W. Bush
Trolls talking about being banned here in the comments section is just too fucking funny.
I'll tell you what's funny. I drive past Fort Monmouth almost every day, and it's a popular site for antiwar picketing. So Wednesday afternoon, a few hours before the Sheehan candlelight vigils were to take place, I'm driving by and there are a couple of picketers there with signs saying "No More Protests"!
the kiss song "she's radioactive".
I always think of The Firm.
Does Duncan ban people for dissenting opinions? Yes, or no? Get back to me on that will you?
No, he most certainly does not. He bans people for being absolutely fucking beyond the pale, such as Toby who calls 9/11 widows whores, or people who repeatedly call Tena a cunt, or just copy and paste the same fucking talking points over and over again, disrupting the flow of the thread whilst adding no value whatsoever.
I have dissented from the prevailing view here and never been banned, as have other regular Atriots and drive-bys. It's when you jackasses clearly demonstrate you are not interested in real debate that you get banned.
So you, for example, are still here despite being a dickweed. I'm certainly not convinced you are actually interested in intellectually-honest discourse, but you haven't hit the threshold yet. Much like my new friend Charlie, who is the most annoying fucking winger troll this side of your right asscheek. My readers demanded I ban him, and rightly so, because he was completely devoid of honor. However, he's been behaving once I spelled out the rules, and I look forward to his keeping us all on our toes.
And, once again, Robbie the Robot, could you please tell me how many winger blogs allow comments at all versus lefty sites?