I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Yes.
Enlsit no; we're just about to turn a corner.
no=now.
Need more coffee, NOW
I think every scumbag chickenhawk republican cocksucker should enlist today.
Ah, but are we not being juvenile with these critiques?
tsk, tsk.
Hmmm. Tsk. My word for the day.
I think every scumbag chickenhawk republican cocksucker should enlist today.
"Other priorities" doncha know?
Heh...slightly OT, but marginally related.
here is this morning's good news:
TUCSON, Ariz. - Charges have been dropped against the "Raging Grannies," five women accused of trespassing after they tried to enlist at a military recruitment center to protest the war in Iraq, a city prosecutor said.
Seems the city prosecutor decided proving the trespass was going to be too difficult.
NPR is officially dead.
The Weekend Edition weekly news summary is usually reported by Daniel Schorr. This morning the news summary is brought to you by Jonah Goldberg.
I enlisted when my time came, and spent 15 years serving my country.
My debt is paid in full.
" NPR is officially dead. ...This morning the news summary is brought to you by Jonah Goldberg."
--Gregor Samsa
No shit. Makes me want to vomit.
"Other priorities" doncha know?
"Mumsy and Da have invested too much in my education," doncha know?
Shit, these assholes turned out so stupid that the parents should look into getting a refund anyway.
Doncha know?
Seems the city prosecutor decided proving the trespass was going to be too difficult.
Bwhahahahah!
They're al training for such important work in the defense industry that it would literally be treason for them to stop and enlist in the Army, dontcha know?
Unless we're talking about Robert, who couldn't possibly leave his mummy and his sweet sis, dontcha know?
Scott Simon with Jonah just now. NPR has reached bottom, contact our local public radio station and remind them that you will not donate to a station which is a vehicle for NPR's Republican horseshit.
Scott, you aren't going to get another job on TV. You failed the complexion test. No matter how much you whore for the Republican party you have reached your level of incompetence already.
You all make me so glad I didn't turn NPR on this morning.
Most Saturdays of late, I can't bear to, anyway. Gonna have to make that permanent.
Seems the city prosecutor decided proving the trespass was going to be too difficult.
Brilliant!
If they venture in and don't enlist, we'll get 'em for trespass.
The symbolism is pretty significant in substituting Dan Schorr with Jonah Goldberg.
Schorr reported FACTS during the Watergate era and was put on the enemies list and labeled a LIBERAL. Goldberg is an rightwing hack that creates propaganda and spin in order to throw red meat to Pavlovs dopes.
Gregor Samsa, Goldberg doesn't throw red meat, he throws mouse meat to Pavlov's dopes. It's just that they're so stupid that they think it's red meat.
See the problem when the FDA doesn't inspect food?
As for Daniel Schorr, he would have done his reputation a lot of good by retireing before his fiftieth bragging that he was on Nixon's enemies list. His rambles are now timid and essentially establishment.
Lucianne Goldberg eats mice.
scott simon is a whore! his work during the clinton "scandals" proved it. whored himself out every saturday morning to the destroy clinton movement.
now i have been saying for some time that the Republican Volanteers are our best hope for victory in iraq!
when they tie into the insurgents it is going to be all over. the terrs are going to run off like stripeassed apes.
tacitus, i believe, has volanteered to lead!
but seriously, i was talking to a republican last tuesday and i pointed out that his people weren't enlisting!
he said that we should empty the prisons here, give the cons a gun, and send them over with the warning that they couldn't come back until the job was done. he was not kidding.
there was also a note of desperation in his voice. the redneck motherfucker!
Jonah was bragging about it yesterday at the Corner, encouraging all the little freepers to call in.
If this hurricane keeps heading straight for new orleans, I may get my wish to move to a blue state after all...
Thank you for this link. It is just great when we can combine biting politics with biting humor.
When the prizes are awarded I hope you will keep us informed.
Thanks again!
O U T !!!!!!!!!!!! N O W !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think every scumbag chickenhawk republican cocksucker should enlist today.
BaŽndog -- 9:12 am
at the point of a gun, if necessary...
I think it was some Buffalo, NY radio station in the mid, late sixties that unleashed Chickenman (or Chicken Man) on an unsuspecting public ("It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...CHICKENMAN!" and then "Buck buck buck buck" sung to that blues riff at the end of "Happy Birthday", you know, "How old are You?" (C-D-C-E-flat)). Anyway, someone more enterprising than I could should resurrect it and update it for the chickenhawks, assuming it could be found. I'm laughing already.
Remember Paul Hackett (Democrat) running in OH-2 Congressional district?
Well, here is a funny post about him -
"I am also an avid hunter and, unlike that sissy Kerry, I don't shoot dead ducks. I go for the real thing - the RINOS and the yellow-belly elephants," said Hackett, a gun-slinging NRA member."
Atrios supports the troops!
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