HULK SMASH!!!
Frist!!!!!!!!!
Six months from now, a year from now, things will be very interesting.
The hypocrisy is so rank, so obvious.
You can only imagine the options being considered by Rove and Cheney at this point.
Say a prayer...
Why should they?
He won't.
2nd post correlates with high iq.
Sacrifice for these morons is driving a smaller SUV.
Some wishful thinking:
The Assassination Of Pat Robertson
Bah! Sacrifice! What does Mr. Silver Spoon know about sacrifice.
Oh, and cogratulations, Moonbootical!
I mean 3rd.
Clearing brush and bass fishing are great ways to hide from angry Moms.
Bush likes to sacrifice children on the altar of the god of war....
Bush likes to sacrifice children on the altar of the god of war....
Scipio Moonbootica Africanus
So perceptive it deserved another showing.
You need to realize there are people out there who would do that, people right in this room. But they can't do it... you're not being sensitive to those people who do not have the opportunity to do that for one reason or another.
Awwwwwwww, wotta nice guy!
Now spit in Cindy Sheehan's face again, you fucking sociopath.
I know that there has to be some MST3K fans out there, so here it goes...
"What the hell?" -- Zap Rowsdower.
He didn't even give any reasons why these "people" can't serve.
When are his fucking horns going to start to show?
Hey, don't be insensitive to the people at that rally who WANT to sign up but can't for... um... "one reason or another." Some of those people don't want to die! Which is a great reason.
What's a thread without me?
Moonbootica,
I believe your post on sacrifice deserves a tee shirt, mug, and....
(Dave, are you reading this? Put me down for one of each.)
Is scared shitless one reason or another?
...who do not have the opportunity to do that for one reason or another.
would one of those reasons be ummm... corwardice?
Diane 
well I do my best!
yeah or maybe they are cowards. you gotta be sensitive to the cowards. and some of them dont have any integrity--i mean lets have some empathy.
You need to realize there are people out there who would do that, people right in this room. But they can't do it... you're not being sensitive to those people who do not have the opportunity to do that for one reason or another.
IOW. People have to much incentive to make money, instead of fighting a war. Warbloggers especially.
And can this man EVER make any sense,when he speaks?
we gotta be more sensitive to rw moral cripples.
"I'm surprised you retards aren't at Walter Reed Hospital shitting on the wounded troops and harrassing their families."
Bush has that covered.
Withnail | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 3:39 pm | #
I see this blogtard hasn't read the news lately/
Bitchboy, you're fellow moonbats have beem holding anti-troop / anti-war protests outside the hospital for months.
"What's a thread without me?" - Gordon
It's a particularly apt thread for you. Why haven't you enlisted?
Bush finally has an exit strategy.
He'll leave Crawford by helicopter, flying away from the crowds.
Probably by night.
Is he talking bout revolution?
"Bitchboy, you're fellow moonbats have beem holding anti-troop / anti-war protests outside the hospital for months."
Ooooh, big talk.
only trolls think protesting cuts for veterans is anti-troop.
well, same people who think not wanting them to get killed is anti-troop.
Gordo - when are you going to provide an actual citation about the Walter Reed stuff you keep crowing about? After you gut your fish, or after you and your leather mask buddy spend some quality time together in the basement?
Gifts for the chickenhawk that's got everything.
Except the courage of their convictions, of course.
Im sure that all these people who would like to serve but cant, are all in industries important to the war effort, yeah right......
What's a thread without me?
A pleasant experience.
you know who would love this?
right, gordon the moron- what time is workshop oer today?
Remember kids - the more you ignore it, the more it thrashes about in impotent fury (emphasis on "impotent").
It's a lot of fun to watch. Try it!
I like the yellow elephant's tone of voice. The transcript should reflect this, as in:
You piece of shit, you're not being fucking sensitive to those fucking people who do not havethe fucking opportunity to fucking do that...
Gordo - when are you going to provide an actual citation about the Walter Reed stuff you keep crowing about?
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 3:45 pm | #
What am I your fucking research assistant?
If you want to refute the FACTS, go ahead.
Get off your ass and do your own, you lazy shit. It's not like you ever leave the computer.
Ignore the Useless Timewasting Gourdhead™.
Do it for the troops.
-
BTW, trixi copper has the Gravatar of the Day! If I was the gravatar-stealing type...!
Be all that you can be, Gordon.
Science can now deploy IQ metrics to explain cultural success.
What am I your fucking research assistant?
If you want to refute the FACTS, go ahead.
If you make an assertion, you should back it up.
Otherwise, here's the FACTS, Jack: liberals protested the cut in VA benefits, in support of the wounded at Walter Reed.
Your turn, you fat fish fucking asshat.
Get off your ass and do your own, you lazy shit. It's not like you ever leave the computer.
Gordon the Magnificent
so what you're saying is you have no proof
" For one reason or another"
The minorities took all the slots.
My ass hurts from this cyst you need a microscope to see.
I have other priorities.
I support the war, but my daddy is a big wheel. So I'm going to Andover, then Yale, then Harvard. And if the war is still going, I'll take up cocaine and drinking heavily.
West Lafayette.
Yellow America.
http://icasualties.org/oif/image...ges/
US_City.jpg
Is this the Walter Reed stuff Mr. Magnificent is going on about?
http://www.codepink4peace.org/ar...icle.php?
id=229
(Hint: try reading the article to see what they are doing there, Gordon)
Hey, dave... how about a t-shirt that reads "F W04" in the same style as those bumper stickers?
That would be cool.
-
hi again. i just realized, it is HOT out there. think i'll wait for dusk.
oh, and i see our twelve year old that likes to play soldier is back.
hi, winkie.
Gordo
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Remember kids - the more you ignore it, the more it thrashes about in impotent fury (emphasis on "impotent").
It's a lot of fun to watch. Try it!
dave??? | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 3:46 pm | #
Dave's a stupid shit. He always feeds the trolls as he tells you not to feed them.
thank you..I think..?
Gordon the Magnificent, an Army of One.
You're right, that was hilarious, especially when the representative says that, "for one reason or another" those people in that hall can't sign up and you are just not being sensitive enough to the needs [whatever those mysterious needs may be] of those people inside. I think what this kid should do is to try and persuade Ann Coulter to go along with him and have her tell these guys that they aren't being macho enough by not signing up to fight Bush's war in Iraq. If they won't listen to a macho woman like Coulter, then it is doubtful they will listen to anyone else, such as a Marine recruiter.
Loved the quick wit, of trying to "prove the liberals wrong". That was great!
"...there are some people here tonight that would like to serve our country, and would like to do it."
The grammar of the man is simply appalling.
For the record, I am on the computer a lot. My entire career is on this fucking laptop. Last night, whilst at the Vermont Pub and Brewery for a dinner meeting, our waitress was very considerate about not spilling any drinks on my keyboard, for which I'm eternally grateful.
So Gordo, you are absolutely right. Now, I'm still curious how it is that you can find the time to montior my commenting habits. And interesting career choice on your part.
Is this the Walter Reed stuff Mr. Magnificent is going on about?
http://www.codepink4peace.org/ar...g/
ar...icle.php? id=229
(Hint: try reading the article to see what they are doing there, Gordon)
Tom Traubert | 08.27.05 - 3:50 pm | #
Great link. That's like going to the bush.awol site for an objective view on Bush's service record.
But at least you have put forth some effort, unlike that lazy shit NTodd.
Compare and contrast:
Troop haters.
Troop lovers.
The mindless impotent thrashing will commence in 5... 4... 3...
Moonbootica, how did the wedding dress hunt go? are you in red?
Military service isn't for people like them. It's for the, well, you know, the Bell Curve people.
the mother of 3 being sent to iraq who questions why healthy young prowar men drink beer instead of fighting is being......................
insensitive
"That's like going to the bush.awol site for an objective view on Bush's service record."
Bush has a service record?
We all heard the President say the other day in the great vacation state of Idaho that there is no greater thing than to lose your life doing something you believe in.
These anti-war extremists would take that away from thousands of working class folks who will have no other opportunity to be great. None.
For the record, I am on the computer a lot. My entire career is on this fucking laptop. Last night, whilst at the Vermont Pub and Brewery for a dinner meeting, our waitress was very considerate about not spilling any drinks on my keyboard, for which I'm eternally grateful.
So Gordo, you are absolutely right. Now, I'm still curious how it is that you can find the time to montior my commenting habits. And interesting career choice on your part.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 3:52 pm | #
A career on a laptop?
Your life and work must really suck.
You have my sympathy.
...how about a t-shirt that reads "F W04" in the same style as those bumper stickers?
I think someone's already working that angle... I've seen ads for it, maybe on Kos. I'll check...
"That's like going to the bush.awol site for an objective view on Bush's service record."
Bush has a service record?
Withnail | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 3:53 pm | #
As opposed to your own?
I was struck by the controlled anger in the voice of the guy making the statement about the need for sensitivity. I don't think he was being a jerk, I think it belies the frustration and dissonance so many of them must be experiencing. The fact that he would even bother to confront this kid suggests the partial breakdown of his defense against acknowledging the abject failures of his leaders.
It's certainly easy to ridicule him, and I don't know that there's any simple way to reach someone like him, but he looks to me like a guy who's struggling to prop up a belief system that really isn't working for him any more. At some point you either let it crack and figure out something new or just go ahead and break out the industrial drum of spackle.
Or I could just be reading too much into it
But at least you have put forth some effort, unlike that lazy shit NTodd.
Please explain why I should do your legwork? You made a claim without any citation whatsoever. If you have something substantive, one would think you had it at your fingertips. But no, you don't. You just make shit up like the rest of your kind.
Go filet your fish and enjoy your date with the leather-masked man-tit guy.
Now, I'm still curious how it is that you can find the time to montior my commenting habits.
his mommy bought him one of those fisher price web browsers. the pink one.
but don't worry, if he doesn't stop wetting the bed she's going to take it away for a week. that will be a nice vacation for the rest of us.
Bush has a service record?
Meticulous. He's never missed an oil change.
That's like going to the bush.awol site for an objective view on Bush's service record.
I agree Gordon, as a three time Iraq war vet you know after 30 days AWOL becomes desertion.
Got any good Bushdesertion.com sites.
BTW How did you complete your third tour in only 4 months?
Gordon, there's still a question on the table - why haven't you enlisted?
If you can answer it without using the "c" word, you get five extra points.
Too bad Mr. Agius didn't get a chance to follow up and ask what those reasons were that wouldn't allow those poor souls not to enlist. Would've loved to have heard the answer to that one. How insensitive of Mr. Agius, to remind those poor souls of the dark reasons that hindered them from doing what they really, really, really would've liked to have done, if it only weren't for .... well, you know.
You realize, don't you, that in a couple more years, we're going to see that little punk down in Florida, stealing votes and throwing black people off the ballot?
Gordo - when are you going to provide an actual citation about the Walter Reed stuff you keep crowing about?
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 3:45 pm | #
I saw nothing on this in the local news.
Believe me, the sputtering and thrashing about is really hilarious - but you have to be VEWY, VEWY QWIET if you wanna see it!
Gordon is so tiresome I haven't
got the energy to ask him to
blow me already.
The grammar of the man is simply appalling.
mer | Email | 08.27.05 - 3:51 pm | #
apparently, one of those guys who would send his own grammar to war, but won't go himself.
Gordon is so tiresome I haven't
got the energy to ask him to
blow me already.
steve simels | Email | 08.27.05 - 3:56 pm | #
Troll.
"Gordon is so tiresome I haven't
got the energy to ask him to
blow me already."
The line is too long anyway.
"Gordon is so tiresome I haven't
got the energy to ask him to
blow me already."
The line is too long anyway.
Of course, if you just want it to slither back under its rock, ask about its two tours of duty in Iraq...
"That's like going to the bush.awol site for an objective view on Bush's service record."
Bush has a service record?
Didn't he get a lot of service whenever he'd head down to Juarez for a little C&B (Cocaine and Blowjob)?
Let's sacrifice a virgin. How about norah o'donnell?
well bush served on that aircraft carrier for a few minutes. he was quite heroic strutting down the deck.
even though none of the sailors fired on him for delaying their return home.
Currently enjoying a performence of Rimsky-Korsakov's Sheherazade on BBC One by the World Orchestra for Peace conducted by Valery Gergiev.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/proms/
whats...08.shtml#prom57
A career on a laptop?
Your life and work must really suck.
You have my sympathy.
Yeah, only the content I've written for books, articles, etc., as well as the course material I use in my corporate and college classes. And my photographs. And my podcasts.
Much more important than your porn collection.
Gordon is so tiresome I haven't
got the energy to ask him to
blow me already.
steve simels |
careful, steve, don't want to contribute to the delinquency of a minor.
but i'm sure in six or seven years, when he comes of age, he will be happy to blow you.
again.
Gordon is so tiresome I haven't
got the energy to ask him to
blow me already.
steve simels |
careful, steve, don't want to contribute to the delinquency of a minor.
but i'm sure in six or seven years, when he comes of age, he will be happy to blow you.
again.
Beseiged by a multitude of moms at his Texas compound, the Commander of Excuses launches Operation Push Back The Yellow Elephant to lay down cover for his base (the Haves, the Have Mores, the Gonna Get Even Mores) against the forces of the evil and pesky little people.
developing....
Gordo - when are you going to provide an actual citation about the Walter Reed stuff you keep crowing about?
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 3:45 pm | #
I saw nothing on this in the local news.
Craig in New Vatican City | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 3:56 pm | #
Google it you lazy shit.
Bitchboy, you're fellow moonbats have beem holding anti-troop / anti-war protests outside the hospital for months.
Gordon the Magnificent
i have been at Walter Reed 4 times in the last 10 days and observed no protests of any type and of those times.
gordon would like to sacrifice for his country...he really would...but it would be insensitive to say he prefers...monitering eschaton....
he really would like to sacrifice but can't....right now....and to critique him...or jenna or notjenna would be
insensitive....
they are hiding from the fighting over here so they don't have to hide from it over there... where its hot, and sandy, and no internships to pad their business major resumes
A career on a laptop?
Your life and work must really suck.
You have my sympathy.
Yeah, only the content I've written for books, articles, etc., as well as the course material I use in my corporate and college classes. And my photographs. And my podcasts.
Much more important than your porn collection.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 3:58 pm | #
Yeah sure. Is that what you daydream about as you greet people at Walmarts?
Of course, if you just want it to slither back under its rock, ask about its two tours of duty in Iraq...
You mean his 'trips'?
Funny...Ted Williams enlisted. So did Pat Tillman. They both had decent jobs.
Why would someone claim they couldn't fight in a war they believed in?
Gordon spends too many hours reading his cheeto encrusted porn collection.
Can someone get an idea on that snivelling little thug in the video who was so worried about "sensitivity" and hurting the feelings of the poor widdle spineless pussies of the Young Republicans. I'd love to make that little shit-stain the national posterboy for what's wrong with the GOP.
dave™©®:
Last time it was three tours and
a current job in a field crucial
to the national defense, if I
recall.
Yeah sure. Is that what you daydream about as you greet people at Walmarts?
Click the links, you lazy shit.
What's a thread without me?
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 3:42 pm | #
Agree. Wrote this just the other night, in admiration.
As a puling screaming baby
Bawling 'mommy!!' from its bed
Is the center of attention,
So Gordon owns this thread
fourmorewars | Email | 08.23.05 - 12:43 am | #
Whoops "I.D." not idea.
Oh, so the twins were there?
Bitchboy, you're fellow moonbats have beem holding anti-troop / anti-war protests outside the hospital for months.
Gordon the Magnificent
i have been at Walter Reed 4 times in the last 10 days and observed no protests of any type and of those times.
____league | 08.27.05 - 3:59 pm | #
Yeah, sure you have. Uh-huh.
Gordon, if you did this, then those weird masses on your chest you call breasts, would finally shrink.
Right now you are a freak, not woman or man, not human or monkey, just a freak.
----------------------------
airboure PT cadence
----------------------------
Airborne PT
Early one morning in the pouring rain,
First Sergeant said it was time for pain,
grab your ruck and follow me!
Its time to do some PT.
We jogged nine miles and we ran three,
The First Sergeants yelling follow me!
Then we walked two miles and ran eight!
Airborne PT sure is great!
Gordon spends too many hours reading his cheeto encrusted porn collection.
That crusting comes from something else, I'm afraid.
Yes, we need to be sensitive to these people. For instance, the 300-pound slob at the door who probably couldn't run a mile to save his own life. He would probably like to serve.
Much more important than your porn collection. NTodd
You do realize that this is his porn collection, right? You guys show much compassion helping him to satisfy his urges, but you're really not paid enough.
You do realize that this is his porn collection, right? You guys show much compassion helping him to satisfy his urges, but you're really not paid enough.
Faith without works is not enough...
dirk gently:
Thanks for the vote of
confidence!
Hey! HEY! Show a little sensitivity to these advanced cases of Cognitive Dissonance!
NTodd, I don't knpw why you bother with Gordo. He's just a twisted little 12 year old with bladder control problems and abusive parents who likes to play with plastic soldiers. SOmeday he'll probably grow up to be a psychotic menace, but for now he's just pitiable.
Gordo, if you want to refute the FACTS, go ahead.
Heh.
36%
Heh.
But they can't do it... you're not being sensitive to those people who do not have the opportunity to do that for one reason or another.
Like poor Jonah Goldberg. Who was, to his chagrin, just a teensy bit too old to enlist.
What's that? The rules have been changed? You can enlist up to age 42 now? Hey, Jonah, this is it! To the recruiting station!
Jonah? Jonah? Anyone seen Goldberg?
--
What's a thread without me?
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 3:42 pm | #
Agree. Wrote this just the other night, in admiration.
As a puling screaming baby
Bawling 'mommy!!' from its bed
Is the center of attention,
So Gordon owns this thread
fourmorewars | Email | 08.23.05 - 12:43 am | #
fourmorewars | Email | 08.27.05 - 4:00 pm | #
Obsessed.
This fucking retard is so obsessed with me that he writes poetry to celebrate my contributions to this fishwrapper.
Yeah, only the content I've written for books, articles, etc., as well as the course material I use in my corporate and college classes. And my photographs. And my podcasts.
see, that's the problem with you liberals. study, write, read, publish, dialogue....
damn it you know there's money in shipping pesticides to the third world now why aren't you involved?
By the way, you should check
out Gordon's homepage. It's
so moronic
and badly written it makes Toby's
piece of shit blog look like
"Remembrance of Things Past."
i have been at Walter Reed 4 times in the last 10 days and observed no protests of any type and of those times.
Every Friday, Code Pink has a vigil for increased vets' benefits.
Since the brownshirts think vets are suckers to be used as so much toilet paper for Dear Leader to wipe his ass with, they've got to lie about it.
You know - the usual right-wing bullshit.
i am multi tasking
watching the BBC Proms and conversing with atriots...
Shorter Chimp: "There's coke to snort and holes to screw!"
I want to repeat my other little poemlets from that night, seeing as how I slaved over them for long minutes, in honor of our favorite troll. Can I? Thanks!
Gordon knows he's like a certain guy
Which might explain that frown
It's George Bush whom he resembles
Thirty-six, and trending down
fourmorewars | Email | 08.23.05 - 12:46 am | #
Women fought in place of Gordon,
Now their blood has been betrayed
By the greedy thieving bastards
To whom Gordon plays nursemaid
fourmorewars | Email | 08.23.05 - 12:50 am | #
Rove and Cheney count their stealings,
Gordon watching says 'woo hoo!'
Gordon goes to put his hand out -
Rove says 'who the fuck are you?'
fourmorewars | Email | 08.23.05 - 12:54 am | #
(He started posting little bullshit rants found in wingnuttie internetland at this point)
As the wee hours overtook him,
All his childish trolling wasted,
Through his I'll-get-even grimace,
Gordon sobbed and cut and pasted
fourmorewars | Email | 08.23.05 - 1:00 am | #
It's a compensating action when
Gord's childish lips spew acid
Like his hero's sinking numbers,
Our boy's useless, limp and flaccid
fourmorewars | Email | 08.23.05 - 1:04 am | #
I don't think Gordo would of cut it in Ancient Rome or even Sparta.
he would be left on the hillside to die....
Does gordo print this page out and then use it as "fishwrap"?
Gordo, if you want to refute the FACTS, go ahead.
dirk gently | Email | 08.27.05 - 4:02 pm | #
I guess you're still sore from that bitchslapping I gave you last night Dirk. I'll try not to embaress you too much anymore.
As for the facts, I've already established them and it's up to fuckbuckets like you and Ntoad to refute them. So run along, bitchboy, and complete your homework assignment.
Class is dismissed.
Today Bush called for sacrifice. To honor that request Gordo, go fuck yourself.
Todd, I don't knpw why you bother with Gordo.
I'm wicked bored right now. I've got a party to go to tonight, but it starts at 8pm, and I'm actually not in a social mood. Being an INTP, I'm not big on parties. My wife's working, as always, but at the radio station tonight instead of the ranch or woods, so she's going to be calling me sometime this evening. In the meantime, I might as well hang out here while I watch DVDs. And to be honest, I've broken my No Drinking In August pledge, so I'm enjoying some red wine and a lovely angus steak...
Minority deficits in cognitive and noncognitive skills emerge early and then widen. Unequal schooling, neighborhoods, and peers may account for this differential growth in skills, but the main story in the data is not about growth rates but rather about the size of early deficits. Hispanic children start with cognitive and noncognitive deficits similar to those of black children. They also grow up in similarly disadvantaged environments and are likely to attend schools of similar quality. Hispanics complete much less schooling than blacks. Nevertheless, the ability growth by years of schooling is much higher for Hispanics than for blacks. By the time they reach adulthood, Hispanics have significantly higher test scores than do blacks. Conditional on test scores, there is no evidence of an important Hispanic-white wage gap. Our analysis of the Hispanic data illuminates the traditional study of black-white differences and casts doubt on many conventional explanations of these differences since they do not apply to Hispanics, who also suffer from many of the same disadvantages. The failure of the Hispanic-white gap to widen with schooling or age casts doubt on the claim that poor schools and bad neighborhoods are the reasons for the slow growth rate of black test scores.
From the Drum comment thread. Who is Tango man? Is he from Gene Expression.
Trolls:
36% 36% 36%
36% 36% 36% 36% 36% 36%
Shorter Chimp: "There's coke to snort and holes to screw!"
jules
And thus a new nickname is born:
JODY
i have been at Walter Reed 4 times in the last 10 days and observed no protests of any type and of those times.
____league | 08.27.05 - 3:59 pm | #
Yeah, sure you have. Uh-huh.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:01 pm |
Just leaving for there right now in fact. Why would i lie about something like that
Today Bush called for sacrifice. To honor that request Gordo, go fuck yourself.
Richard | Email | 08.27.05 - 4:06 pm | #
I love trolls like this. I don't even know who the hell he is, yet somehow I've struck such a nerve to this nobody that he feels the need to attack me personally.
Add one more dancing bear to my list.
Big Iron Bird
Soldier! Soldier! Have you heard?
I'm gonna jump from a big iron bird
Up in the mornin' in the drizzlin rain
I packed my chute and boarded the plane
It rained so hard that I couldn't see
Jumpmaster said you can depend on me
I looked with fear at the open door
Then I stood up and I fainted on the floor
When I woke up I was hooked up again
And that is when I fainted again
Gordon would do that and shit his pants.
As for the facts, I've already established them
Really? I saw no proof that you are older than twelve, or that your sheets stay dry throughout the night.
My goodness, what low self worth you must have. There is hope, of course - the social workers could take you away and get you some help, but then who would administer mommy's suppositories? hmmm?
The fact businessmen see Iraq as a way to fill their coffers is nothing new
Where ever the Roman army went, their businessmen followed. This caused quite a bit of resenment due to them bleeding the locals dry in the Roman province Asia so it was not suprising that they gave their support to Mithridates VI of Pontus when he launched an attack against the Roman Republic.
The Equites (the two upper social classes of the Roman Republic) often had business links with the provinces and when their interests were threatened they usually demanded action e.g. when Jugurtha of Numidia sacked Cirta (modern day Constantine in Algeria) he masscred the businessmen there so a Roman army was dispatched to teach him a lesson.
Private Gordon, we all remember you writing this...
"Keep barking all day little doggie, but are you gonna bite? Were we face to face dorkboy, I'd be rubbing your nose in my dog's shit. That's a fact, not like your talk.
As for Iraq, I've already been there twice so stuff it you cowardly bitch. You just sit back and enjoy the free ride with the rest of your liberal freeloading friends and welfare cheats.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 03.04.05 - 5:30 pm |"
You're really ill dude. Get help!
As for the facts, I've already established them and it's up to fuckbuckets like you and Ntoad to refute them.
No, you established assertions. And NToad is only one of the myriad names I have embraced since I was a kid.
So, here's a fact for you to refute: Bush is at 36%, 87% of Americans support Cindy Sheehan, and we've already lost the war in Iraq. Google it, bitch!
And to be honest, I've broken my No Drinking In August pledge,
For shame!
But at least you did that 14k you were supposed to, right?
You did, right?
Right?
Why am I hearing crickets?
i got two words for people who "really want to serve":
NURSING SHORTAGE
Heh heh heh - Wonder if he's talking about himself - he would so have loved to go to Vietnam but he just wasn't able.
Fucking chickenhawks -
Oh yeah - 36% batties. And they said 40% was as low as he could go.
Gordo?
You mean with signs like "Support our Troops" and "Save Walter Reed?"
But at least you did that 14k you were supposed to, right?
I'm so not talking to you anymore. Gordo's way more fun. ;-P
I don't think Gordo would of cut it in Ancient Rome or even Sparta.
he would be left on the hillside to die....
Scipio Moonbootica Africanus
key phrase: 'even Sparta' 
good post Moonboot
Gordo hubris is never good because Nemesis will creep up and bite you in the arse.
Croeso of Lydia thought he could defeat the Persian Empire in a fit of hubris turned out he destoryed his own empire.
so let that be a warning do you wingers.
i have been at Walter Reed 4 times in the last 10 days and observed no protests of any type and of those times.
____league | 08.27.05 - 3:59 pm | #
Yeah, sure you have. Uh-huh.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:01 pm |
Just leaving for there right now in fact. Why would i lie about something like that
____league | 08.27.05 - 4:07 pm | #
To suit your agenda. The majority of people on this blog as a whole are liars. NToad claims to be an author while he actually scrubs toilets... several claim to be Vets whil the only action they ever saw was on thier knees at a rest area... and so on.
One more liar to the list. Your name's there.
All those TV commercials for food need to be more sensitive to the fact that I'm often kinda hungry but also too lazy to go out or to cook.
Fucking heartless bastard commercials.
Like Viet Nam, Iraq is a noble cause.
When SOMEONE ELSE goes off to fight it!
well I live in Britain.... so that kind of messed up Gordo's presumptions...
Iraq: Soccer coach and TV director slain during broadcast of soccer match
Baquba - Armed men began shooting during a soccer match in Baquba, 60 km north of Baghdad, killing the Egyptian coach of the Diwaniya soccer team and a local TV program director. The incident was carried live on TV.
I really don't have the energy to
deal with you know who today.
But before I leave, I now give
Gordon the Druid's Curse:
May the bleeding piles assail you
From you head down to your feet
May crabs the size of lobsters
Crawl upon your balls and eat
And when you're old and withered
And a syphylitic wreck
May you fall down your own asshole
And break your fucking neck.
Buh-bye!
NToad claims to be an author while he actually scrubs toilets...
Didn't click on the links, did ya? C'mon, I did all the work to prove my assertion. Disprove I'm a published author, bitch.
I don't claim my contributions put him over the edge or anything, but Gordon ended that evening's thread by copying 50 or 75 comments at a time and pasting them. Did it twice. What a pathetic child.
Gordo?
You mean with signs like "Support our Troops" and "Save Walter Reed?"
Craig in New Vatican City | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:09 pm | #
Hah! Those are the conservatives you fucking idiot.
The moonbats are the ones with the "Maimed for Lies" and "Blood for Oil" signs.
You walked right into that one. LMAO.
Consider yourself owned.
And to be honest, I've broken my No Drinking In August pledge, so I'm enjoying some red wine and a lovely angus steak...
no drinking in august? gasp! that's sacriledge. how can one do yardwork in 90 degree heat without a beer or two? or in my case, three?
other than that, i know how you feel - the wife got a call and is working today, so the afternoon is kinda blase. but when i think about it, pulling weeds is more fun than talking to gordo so maybe i'll go back to that. and the pool could use a good cleaning. algae is also more fun than trolls.
he feels the need to attack me personally.
Gorgon, you fat, smelly POS - all you do is as hominem attacks. What is this bullshit?
Oh, and don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass, yellowbelly.
Unfortunately, some of us heard Jonah this morning. On NPR no less. Pity Scott Simon didn't ask him how soon he was going to enlist.
All those TV commercials for food need to be more sensitive to the fact that I'm often kinda hungry but also too lazy to go out or to cook.
Totally. And my wife won't fix me a fucking sammich, either!
Join the army?
No, I said I can't.
I've got gym man.... then... I've got cheerleading squad. then... then... I.. Is your brother still gonna pick up those 3 kegs, tonight ?
Biden will be on this week with george steph on Sunday. What is his record of staying off of sunday talk shows? Anybody know?
he feels the need to attack me personally.
Gorgon, you fat, smelly POS - all you do is as hominem attacks. What is this bullshit?
Oh, and don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass, yellowbelly.
Billy B | Email | 08.27.05 - 4:12 pm | #
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LMAO. Another nobody speaks out. Never even heard of this douche and I have wound tighter than a banjo wire.
Take some deep breaths Billy Bob, it's just a blog.
Breath in, breath out.
Breath in, breath out.
"Consider yourself owned."
You're really into the S&M stuff, aren't you? I think the comment above that this is Gordon's porn was right on target.
Breath in, breath out.
Gotta keep reminding yourself of that with your tapes, do ya?
I was thinking about war and the attendant pillaging and raping. I know for a fact that I'd make a lousy soldier. And I wouldn't even enjoy the 'fruits' of victory like raping defeated, frightened and exhausted women. I'd probably do something like share a crust of bread with them. but probably I'd go insane first from fear and the killing and mayhem.
im thinking of the russians in berlin and germany given 4 days to enjoy themselves and the americans in vietnam.
but i do know that If I ever had power to start a war I'd consider myself a hyprocrite if I didn't lead the troops into battle.
Baghdad. The Chaldean Patriarch, Monsignor Emmanuel Delly, harshly criticized American evangelical proselytism in Iraq. These evangelists do not wish for the well-being of Iraq nor of Christianity. Delly says that they are plying Iraq's youth with money. We were here before them. We are apostolic Christians from the first century AD and our origins are here in Iraq. Why are they trying to convert us? Delly also emphasized that Chaldean, Syrian and and Assyrian Christians each represent distict enthicities and should be recognized by the Constitution.
Gordo is another classic case of narcissistic personality disorder.....
The grammar of the man is simply appalling.
mer
Bushian English.
Totally. And my wife won't fix me a fucking sammich, either!
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:13 pm | #
Woody won't fetch you a sandwich? Slap him.
I'm so not talking to you anymore. Gordo's way more fun. ;-P
That figures.
he would be left on the hillside to die....
Scipio Moonbootica Africanus
Moonbootica -
Gorgon is a yellowbelly. He would never mix it up, ergo he would not be left on the side of the hill to die.
Yellowbellied Gorgon would be hiding under mommie's skirt-tails.
Ain't that right, yellabelly?
The grammar of the man is simply appalling.
mer
Bushian English.
Terry C - Feminazi Moonbat | Email | 08.27.05 - 4:15 pm | #
You're one to talk, Dumb Cunt.
You make me look good, if that puts it in perspective for you.
Gordo is another classic case of narcissistic personality disorder.....
Scipio Moonbootica Africanus |
nah - he's not a classic anything.
As long as you respond to it, it'll keep jerking off. Keep quiet and let the impotent thrashing about begin.
Gordon the Magnificent = Defecating Night Moron.
And my wife won't fix me a fucking sammich, either!
That comment was very insensitive to the fact that I'm unmarried. You need to be more aware of that.
he would be left on the hillside to die....
Scipio Moonbootica Africanus
Moonbootica -
Gorgon is a yellowbelly. He would never mix it up, ergo he would not be left on the side of the hill to die.
Yellowbellied Gorgon would be hiding under mommie's skirt-tails.
Ain't that right, yellabelly?
Billy B | Email | 08.27.05 - 4:16 pm | #
Nobody,
Take deeeeeeeep breaths.
Inhale...... Exhale.....
It's just a blog.
HICA, ever-body!
Don't slip in the trool drool!
.
LMAO. Another nobody speaks out. Never even heard of this douche and I have wound tighter than a banjo wire.
Who me? Naw, yellabelly.
You're just another mouth that talks a big game on the 'net that would cry like a little bitch if you ever met any of us face up.
And you know it, yellabelly.
And my wife won't fix me a fucking sammich, either!
mmmmm - a fucking sandwich. my favorite kind!
Gordo?
You mean with signs like "Support our Troops" and "Save Walter Reed?"
Craig in New Vatican City | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:09 pm | #
Hah! Those are the conservatives you fucking idiot.
The moonbats are the ones with the "Maimed for Lies" and "Blood for Oil" signs.
You walked right into that one. LMAO.
Consider yourself owned.
Those were the signs of your so-called "anti-troop" protestors. You are really a sad and angry person. You need help. Clozapine or olanzapine might be what you need. And no, I don't feel "owned" by you, you silly and weird troll.
Gordo's wife.
My wife.
Compare and contrast.
Gordo's wife.
My wife.
Compare and contrast.
Gordo takes his trolling way to seriously.
he needs to lighten up like Merkin....
gordo has sacrificed, why just watching the fox TV on Fallouja he went through two tours of doody...
"Gordon the Magnificent = Defecating Night Moron."
Now THAT'S classic. And a good reason to leave Gordon behind.
several claim to be Vets whil the only action they ever saw was on thier knees at a rest area
Kinda like your action Francis? I'm still waiting for that book.
After reading this thread, I think Gordon deserves pity more than scorn.
replacing dialogue with base suppositions and deranged personal comments is utterly useless
i for one do believe n todd is everything he says. and i don't really appreciate the 'funny' attacks insulting gordon (okay I've done it myself).
but I also believe gordon is one real bad case of negative energy. very very destructive person. sadly quite alone in the world I imagine but unable to find any friendship with fellow conservatives. i wonder why.
oh my NTodd there is really no comparsion. Your second half is very pretty!
"mmmmm - a fucking sandwich. my favorite kind!"
Hey now!
Or "Chafed Ointment Gringo."
I see Bush’s obedient Pro-War Radicals are out defending his mistake.
And you know it, yellabelly.
Billy B | Email | 08.27.05 - 4:19 pm | #
see, since it's "just a blog" he can pretend he is brave and smart. and grown up. in person, well he'd just wet himself and run away.
mo worries though - it's mommy should be calling it for din-din soon. rat soup and strained pees, i believe.
oh my NTodd there is really no comparsion. Your second half is very pretty!
I tend to agree!
Gordo's wife.
My wife.
Compare and contrast.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:19 pm | #
Thanks for the pic, I'll have fun photoshopping it at Dog Snot Diaries.
Do you have dental insurance? Hope so, your wife's horse teeth areA horrendous.
But for one reason or another they're unable to?
OMG. He's a comedian! He definitely missed his calling.
Goddamn it.
Or "Ninth Caged Frito Gnome."
mmmmm - a fucking sandwich. my favorite kind!
Does that involve Salma Hayek and Janeane Garofalo?
Did anyone else notice how our resident Jody just painted himself into a corner?
He's threatening to come to EschaCon, where, when he shows his face it will be detached in several pieces,
If he doesn't show, then he will be the object of derision on the blog foverever thereafter. He will have to find yet another nym.
Dave is right. If we ignore the trolls, they defeat themselves.
Gordo needs a good clip round the ear...
You need to realize there are people out there who would do that, people right in this room. But they can't do it... you're not being sensitive to those people who do not have the opportunity to do that for one reason or another.
You mean people like Jenna Bush, Barbara Bush and Lynn Cheney, Junior?
oh my NTodd there is really no comparsion. Your second half is very pretty!
While this is true, posting that picture was doubly insensitive to those of us with neither lovely wives nor cake.
oh my NTodd there is really no comparsion. Your second half is very pretty!
I tend to agree!
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:21 pm | #
I suppose if your field of study is animal husbandry.........
After reading this thread, I think Gordon deserves pity more than scorn.
True. Maybe this is just his "cry for help." Gordo we can help you find treatment for your condition. But first you have to admit you have a problem.
Gordo nobody likes you here, go wank over at Toby's blog and stop being such a idiot...
Thanks for the pic, I'll have fun photoshopping it at Dog Snot Diaries.
Oh, no sweat. Glad to help your masturbation. There are lots more here...
Do you have dental insurance? Hope so, your wife's horse teeth areA horrendous.
Yeah, we do, through my wife's job (used to be mine until I quit mine). Thanks so much for your concern!
mo worries though - it's mommy should be calling it for din-din soon. rat soup and strained pees, i believe.
Yeah, yellabelly can't eat much more than strained pea soup as he is real finicky and has a real delicate constitution.
Mommie sneaks the rat in there because she loathes the yellabelly and this is her way of getting back at the lil' wuss.
I suppose if your field of study is animal husbandry.........
Sez someone who thinks a catfish is attractive.
send king george to iraq
Oh, Gordo, disprove that my wife is cousin is Sandy Bullock.
Do you have dental insurance? Hope so, your wife's horse teeth areA horrendous.
Yeah, we do, through my wife's job (used to be mine until I quit mine). Thanks so much for your concern!
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:25 pm | #
I figured it was a joke pic. Looks like she's wearing those fake "Bubba" teeth.
I suppose if your field of study is animal husbandry.........
Oh lighten up Francis. Now fascinate us with tales of your Iraq adventures.
After reading this thread, I think Gordon deserves pity more than scorn.
as i've mentioned before. here, for example, is a photo from his site - that's his daddy on the left, mommy on the right.
standing outside their livingroom.
http://dogsnot.net/mt/images/
red..._car_repair.jpg
Send it to Letterman, maybe he'll put it on.
Send it to Letterman, maybe he'll put it on.
An amendment to my last comment.
Gordon needs to be banned.
Imagine him furiously pecking at the keyboard, trying to insult each and every person who offends him. Becoming more and more deranged and vulgar with every click of "Publish." Truly pathetic and unworthy of being allowed the priviledge.
Nearly 200 posts and nobody's noticed the misspelling of "scarifice"?
Focus, people, focus!
While this is true, posting that picture was doubly insensitive to those of us with neither lovely wives nor cake.
I'm sorry. Are you coming to EschaCon? I'll buy you some cake, and there are going to be a number of lovely single liberal women...
I suppose if your field of study is animal husbandry.........
Nah, my Aunt Deb majored in animal husbandry at Purdue. Me, I go for beautiful humans.
How's your fish, Gordo? Your masked fuck buddy? Got any recent pics?
I figured it was a joke pic. Looks like she's wearing those fake "Bubba" teeth.
Project much?
ooops, looks like gordo's dad is cheatin' on his mommy. here's a candid shot of daddy and his date.
http://dogsnot.net/mt/images/gordon2.jpg
Really shows you what Bush's class perceives as "sacrifice." There's no sense of a common, shared destiny with the rest of us. It's a bloody tragic farce when they parade their shallow mantle of "patriotism" which serves to disguise a terrible, cynical darkness.
Others may hate you, but they don't win unless you hate them back. Then, you destroy yourself.
Nearly 200 posts and nobody's noticed the misspelling of "scarifice"?
I did, but no longer bother with correcting Atrios' typos. He rarely fixes them.
Oh, Gordo, disprove that my wife is cousin is Sandy Bullock.
Gorgo the yellabelly has a wife all right. At least that's what he calls his ewe, Baaaaaabra.
By the way, Baaabra is also stump-broke.
for Tena
w'll talk you have many months to contemplate..and a different world it is there .....oh hum! 
(Italy)
f After reading this thread, I think Gordon deserves pity more than scorn.
mer | Email | 08.27.05 - 4:20 pm | #
Well, that's basically true, he's pretty pathe--
--ow. Ow! Man, I feel pressure on my head...it's like somebody thousands of miles away is holding his thumb and forefinger an inch apart and pressing....help! I'm being crushed!
Gordo,
Shoudn't you be surfing free porn sites or something?
Does that involve Salma Hayek and Janeane Garofalo?
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:22 pm | #
yes. and mayonaise.
Nearly 200 posts and nobody's noticed the misspelling of "scarifice"?
Unfortunately, it made me think of all those people who do indeed have scarred faces and bodies as a result of this war.
NTodd those photos made me nearly cry they were so stunning.
have you seen my cousin's wedding photos?
Oh, Gordo, disprove that my wife is cousin is Sandy Bullock.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:26 pm | #
Sandra Bullock? LMAO.
Is that what you tell yourself?
More like Sue the Trucker from the first Survivor series.
It looks like Gordo should probably drive, his wife would need to buy an extra airline seat for her ass to spill over into.
Gordon's threatening to come to
Eschacon?
Get your marshmallows on your
sticks!
Personally, I'd sign up if I could just (urk) climb over this (ook) pile of excess oil profit checks (hooboy) just delivered here by truck.
-Shell-Texanococal-Mobil Exec, grinning through shiny black teeth
I'm sorry. Are you coming to EschaCon? I'll buy you some cake, and there are going to be a number of lovely single liberal women...
I can't go, I'm sorry to say. But I'm pretty sure cakes and phone numbers CAN be sent through the mail, or by fax.
Does that involve Salma Hayek and Janeane Garofalo?
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:22 pm | #
yes. and mayonaise.
dirk gently
Now that's a spread I'd like to see.
We really should be more sensitive to the doughy cowards who love war, but only when someone else has to fight it...
have you seen my cousin's wedding photos?
Scipio Moonbootica Africanus | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:30 pm | #
Your Mom looks like the lady from "Throw Momma From the Train".
LMAO. She looks constipated or something.
Compare and contrast.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:19 pm | #
btw, your wife is beautiful. good thing mine is too, or i would be jealous.
as it is i am only covetous.
An amendment to my last comment.
Gordon needs to be banned.
Imagine him furiously pecking at the keyboard, trying to insult each and every person who offends him. Becoming more and more deranged and vulgar with every click of "Publish." Truly pathetic and unworthy of being allowed the priviledge.
mer | Email | 08.27.05 - 4:28 pm | #
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fully agree....nasty and sophmoric miscreant period 
Ya know Francis, first person accounts of how you contributed to "turning the corner" in Iraq would enthrall us all.
Apparently Bush's 36 percent
approval rating has deranged
Gordon permanently.
Suck on it, Gordo.
I am really here for the company. All the other places have tossed me out. I am not sure if it is my vulgar demeanor or the fact I keep showing up in my Dr. Denton's with the flap open. Whichever, I don't think it is fair, so I am here to flog the Eschaton folks for my own failures including the fact I miss the bowl 4 out of 5 times for both number 1 and number 2. Mom is still yelling at me for that, but go figure you have to be who you are and not the you you want.
n.todd's partner is vivacious, attractive, bright and cheerful looking.
Gordo has no decency or even any good points so he attacks families.
did you own family reject you at birth?
do you even have a mother?
yes. and mayonaise.
Oh my.
Sandra Bullock? LMAO.
Is that what you tell yourself?
Nope, that's just what the family tree tells us. She used to come to family reunions, before Demolition Man. Stef still gets asked if she's Sandy, especially now that she has a place in Woodstock and her sis opened a confectionary in Montpelier.
NTodd those photos made me nearly cry they were so stunning.
Thank you. It was perfect weather in a perfect place for a perfect day. And yes, I did check out your cuz's pics back when (fake or real) Hesiod was having his hissy fit. She's extraordinarily lovel, and I have to admit that I love stone churches, even though we went for a secular kinda thing ourselves.
yes. and mayonaise.
dirk gently
Now that's a spread I'd like to see.
Withnail | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:33 pm | #
i went to college with maggie hellman, the mayonaise heiress. she was at my wedding. haven't seen her in years, but i think i could still get a pretty good deal on quantities.
You know what happens when you feed a troll? They get fat. I mean really, really fat and they develop troll-man boobs. Then they get them pierced and have rings put in them. Then, when you pull on the ring, you hear Andrew Sullivan spewing the latest RNC blastfax points, then you pull the other one and you hear the exact same blastfax points in the voice of Tucker (dick) Carlson.
Don't say you haven't been warned. Carry on.
It wouldn't be a privileged class unless they had some... uh... privileges. If Jenna and NotJenna and Lynee died in the Carlyle Group / Halliburton war it would put a damper in cashing in those dividend checks.
McDonalds Gordo/Phycho
Going to McDonalds.
To get a coke and fry,
That's when the psycho
caught me by surprise.
People started running,
heading for the door.
That's when the psycho
shot at twenty more.
Ronald McDonald
looking at the dead.
That's when the psycho
shot him in the head.
Next time I'm hungry.
I'll do the right thing,
and take my business,
on to Burger King.
Joe was eating some golden fries.
He caught a round right in the eyes.
Joe was eating some golden fries.
He caught a round right in the eyes.
A wop-wop way-o!
A yip-yip yeah!
A wop-wop way-o!
A yip-yip yeah!
Jill was drinking a chocolate shake.
She caught a round right in the neck.
Jill was drinking a chocolate shake.
She caught a round right in the neck.
A wop-wop way-o!
A yip-yip yeah!
A wop-wop way-o!
A yip-yip yeah!
James was eating a Big Mac
He caught a round right in the back.
James was eating a Big Mac
He caught a round right in the back.
"i went to college with maggie hellman . . . ."
It might be good to ketchup with her.
An amendment to my last comment.
Gordon needs to be banned.
Imagine him furiously pecking at the keyboard, trying to insult each and every person who offends him. Becoming more and more deranged and vulgar with every click of "Publish." Truly pathetic and unworthy of being allowed the priviledge.
mer | Email | 08.27.05 - 4:28 pm | #
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fully agree....nasty and sophmoric miscreant period
sittenpretty | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:33 pm | #
LMAO. What a bunch of goddamed hypocrites.
All the shit I take here. All the personal insults at my intelligence, my looks, my family, my friends - and not once have I cried about it.
But lord forbid, I strike back defenseively and you whineasses go ballastic. Payback's a bitch, pal.
If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen, you fucking hypcocrite.
i am only covetous.
Yeah, I violate that commandment alot. But if there's anything I've learned from Desmond Morris, it's that I'm wired that way so it's okay.
Oh, Gordo, disprove that my wife is cousin is Sandy Bullock.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:26 pm | #
cool beans! my wife is like a 3rd or fourth cousin of laura dern. which unfortunately also means we are related to bruce dern. a little more insanity in the family.
I'm going to show up at EschaCon just to kick NTodd's ass, perhaps I'll hang around for a drink or 2 also.
NTodd I have another cousin's wedding to go to this Sept.
after the service she is doing afternoon tea.
then a break
she is in the evening having a seperate black tie ball in the evening at this mansion so that should be fun
Just pointing out that the video that led off this thread appears to have originated at Purdue, one of the most boring college campuses in the nation.
the black tie ball is no children allowed which is even better 
they got engaged while on an Antaratic cruise.
It might be good to ketchup with her.
Withnail | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:37 pm | #
yes, i must - hard, though, i don't know where she lives.
If Jenna and NotJenna and Lynee died in the Carlyle Group / Halliburton war it would put a damper in cashing in those dividend checks.
Oh, mumsie and daddy would still manage to clip their coupons, I imagine.
"...i think i could still get a pretty good deal on quantities."
--dirk gently
I'll take a couple of crates. Unless I make it myself, nothing else matches Hellmans. Plus, I like the little bow that they use on the label.
Others may hate you, but they don't win unless you hate them back. Then, you destroy yourself.
ruben 'hurricane' carter said something very similar.
If you hate they have won.
I'm sure he learned from experience.
I'm going to show up at EschaCon just to kick NTodd's ass, perhaps I'll hang
around for a drink or 2 also.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:37 pm | #
Uh-huh. And someday trained sheep
will pilot the space shuttle.
"I'll take a couple of crates. Unless I make it myself, nothing else matches Hellmans."
Hellman's is the best in my book, too.
Just stay where you are, Gordo. Your thumb and forefinger are doing horrific damage as it is.
looks like Eschacon will require burly bouncers to throw Gordo's yellobelly on the street...
It's official, I own this thread.
I've enjoyed each and every minute of rubbing your collective noses in dog shit - BUT.....
I have a life and better things to do than sit at a computer on a beautiful saturday afternoon.
Ta ta, bitches.
All the shit I take here. All the personal insults at my intelligence, my looks, my family, my friends - and not once have I cried about it.
But lord forbid, I strike back defenseively and you whineasses go ballastic. Payback's a bitch, pal.
Gee Francis, maybe if you tried a little intelligent conversation and reasoned discussion you might get a different reaction. But you seem to prefer throwing bombs. Is that what you did in Iraq by the way?
my wife is like a 3rd or fourth cousin of laura dern.
Oh, good lord, I love Laura Dern. I'll pay a pretty penny for pics.
I'm going to show up at EschaCon just to kick NTodd's ass
Yeah, that ought to be hard, given that I'm into non-violence.
NTodd I have another cousin's wedding to go to this Sept.
Same side of the fam?
Gordo has a puffed up image of his own self importance.
he is really sad...
Dear "atrios",
Did you volunteer to serve in Afghanistan in 2002?
NTodd yeah my mother's sisters eldest daughter.
so maternal..
I have a life and better things to do than sit at a computer on a beautiful saturday afternoon.
I just finished an epi of From The Earth to the Moon and am now enjoying the lovely afternoon on the deck whilst smoking a Cohiba (figured since I'm being bad, I might as well be BAD). Don't see how it can get any better than this.
Gordon "leaves" and hat suddenly
shows up.
Coincidence?
I think not!
ruben 'hurricane' carter said something very similar.
If you hate they have won.
I'm sure he learned from experience.
earl in toronto
Which is why he lives in Toronto and not here.
I don't blame him for splitting this country
Actually I hope Ntodd will like me, befriend me and accept me for who I am. Course that will never happen, but it would be neat right, to hand with the "Cool" people. I mean, really I want to be friends regardless of what my hick done twice over outer shells says. It's a cry for help folks, you are frickin' liberals, are you not supposed to accept me as the miserable miscreant I really am? Bunch of damn hypocrites. Come on damn it, like me, please, I really would like someone to like me.
Forget Woody Guthrie's Guitar, I wanna come back in another life as NTodd!! Lucky dog.
well its 21:39 here in Britain so the day has already gone..
Gordo seems to forget that not everyone who posts here is American.
Army Recruiting Station
400 N Broad St
Phila PA
Gordy, when you arrive at the Greyhound bus station, go west on Filbert St. 2 blocks and down to Broad and Callowhill St. I told them you were coming to re-enlist.
They'll have the papers waiting for you.
Moonbootica - looking forward to the pics!
hat - I feel confident that I can speak for Atrios, what with spending all my live long day here and being pantless on the same blogger panel in Philly, so please accept this on the highest authority: I guarantee that Atrios will sign up for duty in Afghanistan the very minute you show proof you are in Iraq.
Can anybody here suck their own dick?
Dear "atrios",
Did you voluntezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen, you fucking hypcocrite.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:37 pm | #
in case you hadn't noticed, no one likes you here. you weren't invited, you just barged in and forced your smelly self on us.
you aren't funny, clever, engaging, interesting or anything else one might desire in company. you are also impolite, childish, foulmouthed, unpleasant, and worst of all tedious and uninterwstins. not to mention naive and untruthful.
so why don't YOU get out of the kitchen? no one bothers DISCUSSING anything with you becasue you throw out false assertions and don't address anything that we respond with, you just fart through your mouth and disgust us all with your antics.
so just go away. no one should have to live with the kind of opinion we all have of you.
now, i know that no one anywhere ELSE likes you either, but that isn't our fault and I don't think we should suffer for it.
"Can anybody here suck their own dick?"
I thought Gordon was doing a pretty good job of that.
Which is why he lives in Toronto and not here.
I don't blame him for splitting this country
Terry C - Feminazi Moonbat
terry c, I'd be out of my mind if I lived in the states again; as it is I can tune out into neutral canadian 'zones'
Can anybody here suck their own dick?
NTodd | 08.27.05 - 4:45 pm | #
Ron Jeremy can, but he refuses to do
it to completion because that's
"gross."
Ewwwww... someone (s)hat right here in the thread!
-
Gordon leaves, hat stinks up the
joint, and now an idiot steals
NTodd's name.
Coincidence?
Don't think so.....
i wish gordo would just "bitchslap" someone and leave already.
back from revel's grove already hecate?
Trollboy.
My, the pictures one can access on the internet.
Amazing, really.
pretty well sums it up dirk.
That "otto bob" guy looks strangely familiar...
As for Iraq, I've already been there twice so stuff it you cowardly bitch. You just sit back and enjoy the free ride with the rest of your liberal freeloading friends and welfare cheats.
Gordon the Magnificent
Freeloader? Last year I paid about $18,000 to the US Treasury.
Fuck you Gordo.
Can anybody here suck their own dick?
Damn, I wish I could. But having not ridden my bike this summer, I can't quite bend that far. Guess I'll just have to suffer getting blowjobs from beautiful women...
terry c, I'd be out of my mind if I lived in the states again; as it is I can tune out into neutral canadian 'zones'
earl in toronto |
i live in the most neutral canadian zone. home of "western alienation"
yet governed buy sociialists
MisterX:
Hey, that's good!
[said in John Travolta voice]
Well Francis, it's been fun, but I gotta go change the oil in the car. It's a bit of a drive from here to Eschacon and I'm leaving Thursday.
See ya later Moonbats.
That guy telling the videographres that they need to be "more sensitive" takes himself waaaaaay too seriously.
Gordo's never been to Iraq, and it's up to him to disprove my FACTS.
too bad haloscane doesn't have an 'ignore' function like the Yahoo
'Burnt Potatoes and Twisted Umbrella' chat room
"Consider yourself owned"
I see where Gordo served now. He's put in two tours of Counterstrike.
I believe his callsign was "Assblaster"
Funny also, how he accuses everyone here of being liars but does absolutely nothing to back up those assertions except to repeat them over and over again.
Have fun catapulting the bullshit, loser.
Oh, good lord, I love Laura Dern. I'll pay a pretty penny for pics.
um, unfortunately she is a "distant" relative, as in i've never met her. just a bloodline.
my wife's family is not close, which is too bad because she has some very interesting relatives - like some cousins that married bahaman (or bermudan - i can never remember) royalty.
my family - wonderful people, but 3/4 working class NJ italians and 1/4 georgia rednecks. you wouldn't have heard of any of them.
Can anybody here suck their own dick?
well....
Oh, good lord, I love Laura Dern. I'll pay a pretty penny for pics.
um, unfortunately she is a "distant" relative, as in i've never met her. just a bloodline.
my wife's family is not close, which is too bad because she has some very interesting relatives - like some cousins that married bahaman (or bermudan - i can never remember) royalty.
my family - wonderful people, but 3/4 working class NJ italians and 1/4 georgia rednecks. you wouldn't have heard of any of them.
Can anybody here suck their own dick?
NTodd | 08.27.05 - 4:45 pm | #
************
i can't. my, um. . . neck is too short.
That "otto bob" guy looks strangely familiar...
dave™©® | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:49 pm | #
You know me so well....
So for future reference, the proper response to a moronic brownshirt fuck is as follows:
1) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
2) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
3) If 2) fails, go back to 1)
Are we all clear on that?
As for Iraq, I've already been there twice.
And so has his lovely wife, Morgan Fairchild. Who he has had sex with.
Olaf,
It poured rain today so we've rescheduled for next weekend. We needed the rain, but I'm depressed about not getting to go.
By the way, you should check out Gordon's homepage. It's so moronic and badly written it makes Toby's
piece of shit blog look like
"Remembrance of Things Past."
steve simels - 4:04 pm
IMO, both blogs should be named "Remembrance of Things Pus".
i live in the most neutral canadian zone. home of "western alienation"
yet governed buy sociialists
olexicon, cromulent thinker
ah, I'm sensing an S....I'm sensing an A...I'm sensing an S....I'm sensing a K...
whereas I live in the 'centre of the universe'
(canadian in-joke folks about toronto)
I've been to Tunisia and Egypt...
plus Spain, Austria, Switerzland and France.
I bet Gordo has not even found his way out of his momma's basement...
As for Iraq, I've already been there twice.
And so has his lovely wife, Morgan Fairchild. Who he has had sex with.
AND seen...NAKED.
have NTodd trousers/pants been to Iraq?
As for Iraq, I've already been there twice.
And so has his lovely wife, Morgan Fairchild. Who he has had sex with.
melior
vicious and hilarious
ah, I'm sensing an S....I'm sensing an A...I'm sensing an S....I'm sensing a K...
whereas I live in the 'centre of the universe'
(canadian in-joke folks about toronto)
earl in toronto
yes
the province that no one can pronounce
Moonbotica,
Saw some pretty black ballgowns at Jessica McClintock in the mall today and thought of you. Did you find a black dress yet?
I live in the 'centre of the universe'
You spelled 'center' wrong...
I've been to istanbul
which was constaninople
it's hard to be Buddha
when your heart is with Larry Flynt
anonymous grafitti
London Bridge
1999
(okay so I made it all up)
I've been to istanbul
which was constaninople
I blame it on the Turks.
Hecate yeah I found a lovely Monsoon dress from a local shop called unsuprisnly enough Frocks.
I will take a photo of it somewhen, gotta buy shoes, handbags and accessories next...
Hecate yeah I found a lovely Monsoon dress from a local shop called unsuprisnly enough Frocks.
I will take a photo of it somewhen, gotta buy shoes, handbags and accessories next...
cool beans! my wife is like a 3rd or fourth cousin of laura dern. which unfortunately also means we are related to bruce dern. a little more insanity in the family.
dirk gently - 4:37 pm
Well, ain't that the derndest thing!
pretty well sums it up dirk.
earl in toronto | 08.27.05 - 4:49 pm | #
yeah, too bad he was "leaving" while i was writing it - now he can pretend to never have seen it.
but that's ok - it was from the heart, so it will be easy to reproduce if it shows up again. on the other hand, hte stupid little boy doesn't actually want to DISCUSS anything, just get everyone's attention on him. so maybe we should all just ignore him completely from now on.
I've been to Tunisia and Egypt... plus Spain, Austria, Switerzland and France.
New York, London, Paris, Munich,
Everybody's talkin' 'bout - pop muzik!
"Even old New York,
Was once New Amsterdam,
Why they changed it I can't say,
People just liked I better that way."
Hecate - I can't go either, so there will be some of us around next weekend.
But next year, dammit!
As for Iraq, I've already been there twice
No, you haven't, in fact.
I've been to istanbul
which was constaninople...
That's nobody's business but the Turks!
hate someone named after a veggie? gordo just doesn't have the stones to generate real hate. too lame, too same, as all the other trools.
guess he needs to trool to try to drive up hits on his bloog, have to wonder where it ranks if he's always coming here. when you can't brag about your war president you have to start picking fights. yep, a real manly sort.
-J.T.
I could quote some more TMBG but I think this situation calls for violent femmes
You know, I keep hearing about the pressure on recruiters to bring in new recruits, but apparently even they don't bother with College Republicans. I wonder why that is?
But next year, dammit!
In Vegas! With water balloons!!!
his lovely wife, Morgan Fairchild
Morgan is a pro-choice, anti-war liberal feminist.
He'd consider HER a "dumb cunt."
Jody/Joe The Grinder
Ain't no use in going home
Jody's got your girl and gone
Gonna get a three-day pass
Just to kick old Jody's ass.
Anyone who has seen a movie about the U.S. Army has heard soldiers chanting and singing as they march or run. These chants or cadences are called jodies or jody calls, after a character in many of the songs. The character Jody is a civilian who has stolen the affections of the soldier's sweetheart back home.
The military use of jody call and the sense of jody meaning a civilian of draft age date to World War II and were introduced to the U.S. Army by African-American soldiers. Jody is a clipping of the name of Joe the Grinder, a slightly older character in jazz and blues mythology.
Joe the Grinder is the name of mythical ladies man in blues tunes who seduces the wives and sweethearts of prisoners and soldiers. He's also known as Joe De Grinder and Joe D. Grinder. The term dates to at least 1939. Grinder is from an old slang verb, to grind, meaning to copulate (1647-present).
i've never been overseas, though i've sent two of my kids abroad to study. been all over the states, but other than that only toronto, montreal and thereabouts to the north, tiajuana to the south.
someday ....
i'd like to go see corf castle, owned my my ancesters. and sicily, escaped from by my other ancestors.
Gordon "leaves" and hat suddenly
shows up.
Coincidence?
I think not!
otto bob palindrome - 4:43 pm
And what better reason to say to Gordo, "Here's your hat-- what's your hurry?"
I could quote some more TMBG but I think this situation calls for violent femmes
I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record.
But next year, dammit!
In Vegas!
Next year, Jerusalem!
I could quote some more TMBG but I think this situation calls for violent femmes
I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record.
But next year, dammit!
In Vegas!
Next year, Jerusalem!
Olaf,
It poured rain today so we've rescheduled for next weekend. We needed the rain, but I'm depressed about not getting to go.
Hecate | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 4:52 pm | #
*****************
seems like we've usually gone later, like late sept or october. nice and cool. if the "theater in the ground" mud pit players are there, check them out if you haven't seen them. they're hilarious.
And what better reason to say to Gordo, "Here's your hat-- what's your hurry?"
Little Brøther |
or "hello
Hello i must be going..."
But next year, dammit!
I hope for next year as well, but it depends. Some of us have vowed not to visit the US again till You-Know-Who is out of office.
"You know, I keep hearing about the pressure on recruiters to bring in new recruits, but apparently even they don't bother with College Republicans. I wonder why that is?"
Too worthless, stupid, and fat to ever train.
overseas? playing risk doesn't count.
-J.T.
I could quote some more TMBG but I think this situation calls for violent femmes
I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record.
damn
you're like fraking mr. rooney
"Too worthless, stupid, and fat to ever train."
Drunk, fat, and stupid is no way to go through life.
I hope for next year as well, but it depends. Some of us have vowed not to visit the US again till You-Know-Who is out of office.
SteveNS
yup
and i could go into montana if I really wanted
Hey,
Check out the new Political Comics at The Hollywood Liberal.
Full Metal Bush, and Ridin With Lance
HLs Main Page
If you like it there are lots more at. HLs Comic Feature Page
Thank You
the Spartans had no use for Drunk, fat, and stupid citizens....
ok. my wife is a massage therapist. mostly does senior citizens, prenatal massage, and chronic pain relief. but also swedish and nueormuscular.
so she got a call today from a new femal client who was having typical neck/shoulder pain from long hours at a computer (sure you can sympathise).
she just got home and has been telling me how BEAUTIFUL this woman was. how it was almost like being in a porn movie just working on her.
now i ask you, is that fair? why would she tell me that?
When will the Democratic oppose the war?
Just asking...........
Scipio Moonbootica Africanus
but they did use a standing under class of serfs. welcome to the new american banana republic century.
-J.T.
Chickenhawk Dad:
Gov. Mitt Romney, who has comforted the grieving loved ones of soldiers killed in Iraq and promoted National Guard recruitment, yesterday said he has not urged his own sons to enlist - and isn't sure whether they would.
The Herald posed the question as Romney - a potential 2008 White House contender and backer of President Bush's Iraq policy -was honored by the Massachusetts National Guard after he signed a bill extending pay for state workers on active duty.
``No, I have not urged my own children to enlist. I don't know the status of my childrens' potentially enlisting in the Guard and Reserve,`` Romney said, his voice tinged with anger.
Oh, it's all so unfair!
...Massachusetts residents can enlist in the National Guard up to age 39.Romney's five sons range in age from 24 to 35. Neither the Romney children nor the governor have served in the military, Romney spokeswoman Julie Teer said.
More than 1,100 guardsmen and women from Massachusetts are currently serving in Iraq and Afghanistan, a guard spokeswoman said.According to federal statistics, 28 Massachusetts soldiers have been killed so far.
``I don't think you should be so `rah-rah' for a war that you aren't willing to send your own family members to,'' said Rose Gonzalez, 30, of Somerville, whose mother, a state employee, was deployed to Iraq in January.``If he thinks the war is so just and so important and we shouldn't pull out, then he should encourage his own sons to go.``
She shoots - she scores!
"now i ask you, is that fair? why would she tell me that?"
dirk gently, I'm sensing an opportunity here. Ahem.
the Spartans had no use for Drunk, fat, and stupid citizens....
But the MSU football team could use them...
JohnTomato thats very true. Americans are the new Helots for the Bush Dynasty...
Evenin' moonbats,
Just enought time to stop in and say hi. Goin' to Truro tonight to have lobster and champagne with good friend who just had a book published.
I'm bringing white choc. chip brownies and salad.
Wish you all were here.
Hope the traffic on Route 6 isn't bad.
PS Bush is a weenie.
For some reason Gordon never
responds to me any more, no matter
what I say to him.
I think he's afraid he'll get
gay cooties or something.
she just got home and has been telling me how BEAUTIFUL this woman was. how it was almost like being in a porn movie just working on her.
now i ask you, is that fair? why would she tell me that?
Dude, she wants to get you into the sack.
Olaf,
Well I admit I often go more than once a year and opening day is usually a blast, but I'm sure I'll get there before it's over. I've seen the mud pit -- very funny. And I love the music and the jousting. And the people-watching! Anyway, I did some shopping and a bit of work and now I'm cooking. So the day wasn't wasted by any means.
S.M.A.
harlots? i'm all for. helots, not so much.
-J.T.
Ghawd, you can't make this shit up. I really wish you could, and all this crap was just a bad movie, and when it was over there'd be a nice dinner and maybe a blowjob.
But no, the bad movie goes on and on, and the popcorn is stale, and all the ice in my Coke has long since melted, and my shoe is stuck to the floor, and all the other seats are filled with dead soldiers.
Oh, no, it's starting all over again. Here comes the cartoon, with that Bush clown again, talking about Iran...
dirk gently, I'm sensing an opportunity here. Ahem.
Withnail | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 5:08 pm | #
if only. but i know her too well, she just likes to tease. not that i haven't offered to assist ...
damn, i'm such a "guy".
Dude, she wants to get you into the sack.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 5:10 pm | #
I think he's afraid he'll get
gay cooties or something.
I'm no longer afraid of that now that I've had my anti-elitist-chardonnay shots.
dirk,
Maybe the masseuse would welcome a massage? Just sayin'
"damn, i'm such a 'guy.'"
I hear you. It's hard-wired into the brain (no pun intended).
... Goin' to Truro tonight to have lobster and champagne ...
Wish you all were here.
lobster and champagne? man, i wish i were there, too!
PS, Rove is a douche
Thread me before I stop again!
.
India rebels 'making porn films'
Rebels in India's north-eastern state of Tripura are making pornographic films to raise money for their separatist campaign, officials say.
The information has come from surrendered guerrillas of the National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT), according to police.
They say the rebels are forcing captured tribal women, and some men, to take part in the films.
The films are then dubbed to be sold in India and neighbouring countries.
"damn, i'm such a 'guy.'"
I hear you. It's hard-wired into the brain (no pun intended).
Well, if not into the brain, then into some "other" part of the anatomy....
Maybe the masseuse would welcome a massage? Just sayin'
Hecate | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 5:13 pm | #
see? i knew the best answer would come from a liberal woman. always does.
soon as she comes back downstairs, i'll make an offe she can't refuse.
Maybe the masseuse would welcome a massage?
Who massages the massager???
i know gordon's home address and phone if anyone is interested
I ain't sacrificing not even my clipped cuticles for Ariel Sharon's West Bank empire. While he evacuates 8,000 out of Gaza he puts another 12,000 in the West Bank. Screw Bush, screw Sharon.
Who massages the massager???
dave™©® |
well, a massage only takes an hour or so, and it's only 5:15, so we probably have time to take turns.
that lobster and champagne is starting to sound kind of shabby. but i can't say i wish you all were here
soon as she comes back downstairs, i'll make an offe she can't refuse.
dirk gently
where will you find a horse at this time of day?
"But the MSU football team could use them..."
I guess that a dig against the Griz team, but both my son and I have about zip interest in football. I played it in HS busted my shoulder up pretty bad and it took years to make it right (well maybe the darned shoulder is aching again, wonder if we are getting rain? Probobly I could have gotten a deferment, but then I'm not a chickenshit conservative.)
I never encouraged him to play football even though he's a big guy that the coach tried to recuit. I don't see what the point of a modern gladiator sport is. Busting up youths bodies for the entertainment of the other students and the alumni.
soon as she comes back downstairs, i'll make an offe she can't refuse.
I hope that doesn't mean she'll wake up with a horse's head next to her...
Who massages the massager???
dave™©®
"i don't know, coast guard"
"where will you find a horse at this time of day?"
Hello!
"But the MSU football team could use them..."
I guess that a dig against the Griz team
Nah, Michigan State Spartans...
Lobster and champagne.....
Myself, I'm dining at the
Scottish place tonight......
i know gordon's home address and phone if anyone is interested
remains anon |
eeewwwwww. thanls, but no thanks. through the net is closer than i'd ever want to get.
While you're justifiably chortling over the video you might want to keep the following in mind:
The young Republican dweeb makes no attempt to refute the main point of OYE — that young Republicans refuse to serve in a war they personally demanded. Instead, he argues that they should shut up on the grounds that not doing so is “insensitive.”
This is the exact same style of frustratingly irrational argumentation favored by the PC crowd at about the time Rush Limbaugh first became rich and famous.
Please make a mental note like me. I make mental notes all the time.
gotta love the killer instinct of the dems.
i know gordon's home address and phone if anyone is interested
Will he put out?
Lobster and champagne.....
Myself, I'm dining at the
Scottish place tonight......
steve simels
My traditional birthday dinner with mom and dad
of lasagna and salad
I hope that doesn't mean she'll wake up with a horse's head next to her...
NTodd |
not a head ... if ya know what i'm saying.
(if you want to refute the FACTS, go right ahead)
Shaw - Have a wonderful time and tell your friend congratulations - that's great.
remains anon :
Just out of curiosity, what city
does Gordon live in?
If it's Philadelphia, I'm gonna
have a very nervous Eschacon.
For some reason Gordon never
responds to me any more, no matter
what I say to him.
I think he's afraid he'll get
gay cooties or something.
steve simels
There ya go. That's the Trool Cure in a nutshell. When we get infestated, we all turn gay! It's a choice, don't ya know, at least according to the 'fobes, so of course they'll believe it, go "ewwwwww!" and run off to reassert their masculinity with a Playboy, some Cheetos and St Pauli Girl ('cause it's got an Aryan Babe on the label, and only Real Men can dring the...stuff).
OK then. But we'll all have to type with a lisp or they'll never buy it. No foolth they...
Myself, I'm dining at the
Scottish place tonight......
steve simels |
haggis for everyone!
Just curious, what state/city is Gordo in?
Just in case Woody and I are ever passing through and want to buy him a beer or something.
Myself, I'm dining at the
Scottish place tonight......
So you'll be eating haggis?
Myself, I'm dining at the
Scottish place tonight......
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... haggis!
i know gordon's home address and phone if anyone is interested
remains anon
(crickets chirping)
dirk - go gently into that long, dark night.
simels - If Gordo shows at EschaCon, it will be the hummer of your life.
" i know gordon's home address and phone if anyone is interested
remains anon "
No DON'T pass it on. If the dufuss, had an accident, then his mother might want to try to collect in a civil damage suit, so that she finally could move out of the trailer park.
historical events diary
479 BC - Greco-Persian Wars: Persian forces led by Mardonius are routed by Pausanias, the Spartan commander of the Greek army in the Battle of Plataea. Along the with the Greek victory on the same day in the Battle of Mycale, the Persian invasion of Greece ended.
55 BC - Julius Caesar lands in Britain for the first time.
AD 410 - Visigoth sack of Rome ends after three days.
1776 - Battle of Long Island, in present day Brooklyn, New York, British forces under General William Howe defeat Americans under General George Washington
1813 - Napoleon defeats the Austrians, Russians and Prussians at the Battle of Dresden
1928 - Kellogg-Briand Pact, outlawing war, signed by sixty nations
1979 - An IRA bomb kills Lord Mountbatten and 3 others on holiday in Sligo, Republic of Ireland. Another near Warrenpoint, Northern Ireland kills 18 British soldiers.
1991 - The European Community recognizes the independence of the Baltic states: Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania.
hahahahaha! haggis is the only scottish food!
they do make a damn fine whiskey, tho.
hahahahaha! haggis is the only scottish food!
they do make a damn fine whiskey, tho.
Damn, I hate to say it, but I'm fucking freezing!
I had to go put a sweater on and some socks and now I've turned the heat on.
dave™©®: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... haggis!
For some strange reason, I think he meant McDoogal's.
.
olexicon,
Happy bday, you Virgo, you. Of course you're having the same thing you always have! Seriously, many happy returns.
When we get infestated, we all turn gay!
Me, I'm waiting until Johnny comes marching home again...
Was Gordon the one who first penned
the immortal line "Although not
a soddomite myself...."?
I forget.
olexicon happy birthday
If it's Philadelphia, I'm gonna
have a very nervous Eschacon.
No you're not. Remember our little kickboxer pal.
tena what are you going to be doing in italy? I missed it if you answered
Hey Tena, was about to ask what happened to ya. Figured that bear and you might have had a visit.
Damn, I hate to say it, but I'm fucking freezing!
I had to go put a sweater on and some socks and now I've turned the heat on.
Tena |
hmmm - it's 87 degrees here.
maybe some pants would help? NTodd's not using his...
Happy bday, you Virgo, you. Of course you're having the same thing you always have! Seriously, many happy returns.
Hecate |
what can i say, i have a weakness for the classics
Tena: I had to go put a sweater on and some socks and now I've turned the heat on.
Where on Earth are you, woman?
It's a pleasing mid-80s cloudy day here in Gnashvegas (a tad humid, though... rain has threatened all day, and will continue tonight).
.
Tena,
Kind of cool here today, too, although obviously not like up in the mountains. Fall's definitely on its way.
Must go and do some hunting and gathering at the local grocery store.
Bye.
Gordon the Slob's real name is:
Richard Bradford Hall
(781) 286-5300
46 Revere Beach Blvd # B
Revere, MA
Have fun.
ooops - got to go now.
later, batses.
and thanks hecate
Believe me, I know a thing or two about sacrifice.
The Chimpco-ites refuse to make a sacrifice to me, Ba'al. It is not surprising that they are so deluded.
No you're not. Remember our little kickboxer pal.
res ipsa loquitur | 08.27.05 - 5:25 pm | #
I'm an idiot, obviously, but who
are we talking about?
that is the odddest thing
who would care about whaere the person actually lives
when we do not care for the person
Gordo is from Revere? Well, I guess that's better than Chelsea or Beverly.
For some strange reason, I think he meant McDoogal's.
So no haggis?
steve simmels,
the memories, the memories. It spawned a whole thread that day, a classic.
"Although not an ignorant racist homophobic piece of shit myself....."
No you're not. Remember our little kickboxer pal.
res ipsa loquitur | 08.27.05 - 5:25 pm | #
I'm an idiot, obviously, but who
are we talking about?
Dude. Watertiger. Put the Pine Sol down!
Jeffraham - I live up in the San Juan Mountains in Colorado from the end of May until sometime around the first of October. We're having a cold August this year. It's in the 60's, but there's a cold wind out of the south and it's storming in the south.
chris/tx - Mr. Tena was here last week. I hadn't seen him since the first of June so I didn't get online while he was here.
He was supposed to come up next week, and had to change kind of at the last minute. Business.
Damn, I hate to say it, but I'm fucking freezing!
Jeez, here in the Piney Woods, it's fixin' to rain (or not, it's pretty much of a coin-toss every afternoon this time of year), meaning the temp might drop aaaaalllllll the way down into the low 90s. Blessed relief.
Lest ye forget, folks, Texas is big.
i know gordon's home address and phone if anyone is interested...
Send him a couple dozen pizzas and the ugliest call girl in the book... compliments of Atrios.
I think it's Gordon posting his own address. He's that desperate, I guess. I don't want to know where he lives; I have no intention of visiting him.
dave™©®: So no haggis?
Maybe a McHaggis Sammich...?
.
Bush finally has an exit strategy.
He'll leave Crawford by helicopter, flying away from the crowds.
Probably by night.
He'll have to hire a civilian pilot, because by the time he does a Nixon, no military pilot will want that fucker as cargo.
Oh god, I'd forgotten.
And starring watertiger as
my bodyguard.
Aw, but Hecate, he'll cook you up a nice fresh fish! It's not like he's Smeagol...
And starring watertiger as
my bodyguard.
steve simels
cue
"i will always love you"
You're all being rude.
The young people exiting the room all appeared to be able-bodied and in the appropriate age range for enlistment. The "spokesman" for said group said they want to serve, but don't have the opportunity, for various reasons.
The only explanation, therefore, is that they are too stupid to fill out the application. If you are in college but are funtionally illiterate it would be a huge embarrassment for all your very cool friends to find out, now wouldn't it?
So let's all try to be more sensitive to the heartbreak of illiteracy among college Republicans. Pass it on.
You know, I keep hearing about the pressure on recruiters to bring in new recruits, but apparently even they don't bother with College Republicans. I wonder why that is?
Hecate
the pure Aryan male must be available at all time to procreate and extend the master race
I don't give a shit who Gordon really is - a troll is a troll is a troll.
It only would matter if he was the troll who called people and I don't think he is.
"cue 'i will always love you'"
Parton is such sweet sorrow.
NTodd,
It is JUST like he's Smeagol, if you know what I mean.
olexicon:
Happy Birthday, BTW.....
Hey now!
We must all be sensitive to the plight of the miserable chickenhawk!
effraham - I live up in the San Juan Mountains in Colorado...
Duh. Now why did I think you'd already come back? Brainfart.
Texas is atill big, though...
OT but somehow appropriate since Gordo is here.
I don't have a blog to whore, so pardon me if I toon whore -- the first Trollz "movie" is playing on the Disney Channel right now (Pacific time zone). I call it a "movie" because it's actually the first three episodes of the series edited together. I didn't work on any of these, but I did write 6 episodes for the series.
It is JUST like he's Smeagol, if you know what I mean.
You mean, HE DOESN'T LIKE FISH AND CHIPS?! Oh my god, that's fucked up.
At some point you either let it crack and figure out something new or just go ahead and break out the industrial drum of spackle.
Or I could just be reading too much into it
JeffCO | Email | 08.27.05 - 3:55 pm | #
the industrial spackle has always worked for me!
I think it's Gordon posting his own address.
It wouldn't surprise me. Then he could scream, "Wah! The mean liberals posted my address! Waaaahhhh!
Parton is such sweet sorrow.
Withnail
I rode a dolly once, when i worked at a warehose
Hecate -the aspens are starting to turn here - yep, it's fall.
Of course, back in Dallas, it's 104 and fall is just a distant dream.
And that's why I'm here - in part anyway. And damned lucky too, I know.
thanx again
everyone for the birthdsy wishes
olexicon,
You say it's your birthday?
Well happy birthday to you!
. If you are in college but are funtionally illiterate..
*tsk tsk* Spelling! That should be "fucktionally alliterate".
olexicon -- Hey! Happy birthdsy!
♥
"I think it's Gordon posting his own address."
Actually, it's Gordon posting the address of one of HIS trolls.
olexicon -- Hey! Happy birthdsy!
♥
Jeffraham Prestonian
the spelling has been changed
please note the change
Parton is such sweet sorrow.
Funny you should mention that, as she's playing in Halifax tonight, but alas I am many miles away and ticketless.
And happy b-day, olexicon. Enjoy the lasagna.
Gordo is from Revere? Well, I guess that's better than Chelsea or Beverly.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 5:29 pm | #
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i lived in beverly many years ago.
steve simels--There's a great radio station in Atlanta, WREK, the Georgia Tech student station. You can get it streaming if you want. Their format is "kitchen sink" and nobody sticks to what the show is supposedly about. Monday night at 8 is Bollywood hour, for instance, but they couldn't resist throwing in some Punjabi wedding music.
Last night's rock show had a Detroit circa '70 theme. The usual suspects, MC5, Stooges, Mitch Ryder etc, but they played the album cuts I'd never heard ("Let me make another run through the vinyl") instead of the hits. Do you remember a band Power of Zeus? I'd never heard of them and they did catchy metal psychedalia.
You can see the schedule at wrek.org
i lived in beverly many years ago.
It's actually a quaint town. A good friend from college lived there, and one of my roomies in Moscow (Colby lacrosse and football player) was from there as well. Always funny to hear him speak Russian with a thick Beverly accent--the kids loved him, though.
i lived in beverly many years ago.
Really? I used to date her.
You must be really, really small.
Do you remember
a band Power of Zeus? I'd never heard of them and they did catchy metal
psychedalia.
You can see the schedule at wrek.org
Draco | Email | 08.27.05 - 5:40 pm | #
Draco -- thanks for the tip, I'll
check it out. And no, never heard
of that band.
Did they play the Rationals, btw?
They were like a more soulful version
of the Who -- great band, never
made it nationally, but they ruled
Detroit for a while.
i lived in beverly many years ago.
Really? I used to date her.
You must be really, really small.
"Hell, if you can help me find my car keys, we can DRIVE out of here!"
i lived in beverly many years ago.
Really? I used to date her.
You must be really, really small.
"Hell, if you can help me find my car keys, we can DRIVE out of here!"
I think it's Gordon posting his own address.
Nah, it's Gordon the Gormless all right, but he's posting the address of someone who 'bitchslapped' him.
steve--I checked the playlist (another nice feature of the WREK website) and they somehow missed the Rationals, whom I've also never heard of
steve s -
What do you think of "Metallic KO"?
"Hell, if you can help me find my car keys, we can DRIVE out of here!"
NTodd
great joke.
Billy B:
What's not to love?
YET ANOTHER NEW POLL BACKIN' UP SHEEHAN'S CAUSE:
WEAR/ABC-TV POLL, FLORIDA, AUG. 27
"What do you think of Cindy Sheehan's protest?"
~She's making good points: 67%
http://www.weartv.com
PREVIOUSLY...
SAN MATEO JOURNAL NEWSPAPER POLL
"Do you agree with Cindy Sheehan?"
~YES: 73%
http://www.smdailyjournal.com/po...=18&
opinion=Yes
WRAL/CBS-TV POLL, NORTH CAROLINA, AUG. 21
"What do you think of Cindy Sheehan's efforts?"
~Sheehan is noble & right: 52%
http://www.wral.com/news/4480836...836/
detail.html
Dead thread?
Serve your country! Join your Local Selective Service Board!
i lived in beverly many years ago.
It's actually a quaint town. A good friend from college lived there, and one of my roomies in Moscow (Colby lacrosse and football player) was from there as well. Always funny to hear him speak Russian with a thick Beverly accent--the kids loved him, though.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 5:44 pm | #
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it's pretty nice. i'd rather live there than in revere.
Any Bottle Rocket fans reminded of Future Man after watching that clip?
What's not to love?
steve simels
Well I'll be damned. I've chased your ass all over these threads for weeks asking what you thought about the Igster and KO and you're always gone by the time I type the post, etc.
I've always loved that album. Especially Ig's version of Louie, Louie.
He did a version that was real close to the Metallic KO one recently on a vh1 concert.
Nice.
I think I might make the Saturday deal for Eschacon.
WRAL/CBS-TV POLL, NORTH CAROLINA, AUG. 21
"What do you think of Cindy Sheehan's efforts?"
~Sheehan is noble & right: 52%
http://www.wral.com/news/4480836...836/ detail.html
TAC | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 6:01 pm | #
Unbelievable. Four choices and three are negative toward her. Plus the one positive, by using the word, 'noble,' tries to tip the scales against her visavis anybody who sees her as possessing any human frailty.
But 'noble and right' (got my vote, of course), is still chugging along at 52%. So fuck them.
AS we said in USAF Combat Control "Fuck me in the heart," those poor babies. and on a lighter note, "if you can't tapdance you're queer."
I agree Gordon, as a three time Iraq war vet you know after 30 days AWOL becomes desertion.
Got any good Bushdesertion.com sites.
Human reliability programREJECT...
the the beginning
Just as in the Vietnam era there were people like Rush who wanted to serve, but had anal cysts that prevented them from doing so.
For He so loved the war that He gave His only begotten vacation..., er wait, never mind.
Actually 30-days really has nothing to do with establishing a difference between AWOL and desertion. The only thing in the law that establishes a difference is INTENT. If there is no intent to return to service, it becomes desertion. In this manner, one could face desertion charges after only 3 days, say if they had a one-way ticket to Canada or could face AWOL charges after 180 days if they return to their unit.
Well, if he wasn't guilty of desertion then, he sure as hell is now.
He's been a deserter ever since he stole the first election and went fishing prior to 9/11/01.
Given that gordo, only engages in name-calling, and never says anything relevant, I dont understand why anyone here acknowledges he/she/it.
It's clear that it just wants any attention at all.
Name-calling, is all those lacking substance, have. Especially when they are fearful.
It/she, has to live with her/itself each day. And clearly it's not happy.
If you let it rot, alone, it will die, right where it stands. In the closet, masturbating with a pic of mom/dad, in hand.
I thought we learned in the 2004 campaign that it's stupid to be "sensitive." Remember the rightwing smear machine geared up that we must never think to be "sensitive" when it comes to anything concerning the war on terror? So these poor Rethugs' sensitivity should not be considered. If they support the war, they should enlist. If they would not pass the physical or would fail to make it for some other reason they ought to at least go to the enlistment center and try. If there's some less-than-obvious problem, lie about it...anything to protect our freedom. Being "sensitive"? I thought that wasn't in their vocabulary.
There are some people here tonight that would like to serve our country, and would like to do it. But, for one reason or another they're unable to.
Riiiiiiigggght. Poor little buttercup. So they applied to enlist, but were rejected as unsuitable? Have the paperwork to prove it?
Not being sensitive to those, right in that room, that want to go, but can't?
I guess that now Republicans, instead of "preparing for war", want us to "offer therapy and understanding" to them?
May the zits on their asses never be popped!
Atrios supports the troops!
Hilarious.
I would have served in Vietnam, but I had other priorities...accumulating massive amounts of money, raping the environment, cutting taxes for the obscenely wealthy, and sending kids from the projects to their deaths overseas.
I just substitute "deaths" or "American deaths" every time the President says "sacrifice". The world becomes a lot clearer that way....
They'd like to serve, they really would. But the very thought scares the living bejesus out of them and then they have trouble breathing and start wetting themselves.
You need to be more sensitive to that.
How did I get here?
You may ask yourself!
This is not my beautiful thread!
Eli
This is not my beautiful howitzer
WRAL/CBS-TV POLL, NORTH CAROLINA, AUG. 21
"What do you think of Cindy Sheehan's efforts?"
~Sheehan is noble & right: 52%
http://www.wral.com/news/4480836...836/
"Unbelievable. Four choices and three are negative toward her. Plus the one positive, by using the word, 'noble,' tries to tip the scales against her visavis anybody who sees her as possessing any human frailty.
"But 'noble and right' (got my vote, of course), is still chugging along at 52%. So fuck them."
Funny. That poll seems to have been completely pulled. Damn liberal news media.
BTW, considering the "senstivity" arguments now favored by the right. You do realize that we're now in a position of accusing THEM of being politically correct, don't you boys and girls?
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