I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

GravatarWooHoo


Gravatarevening one and all


GravatarThe Skeptic's Annotated Bible is neat, but The Brick Testament is a hoot! Your one-stop Bible shop, with all you need to know about;

Stoning
your children
!
Stoning the whole damn family!

And much much more!
And sex, too, of course. Lots of sex. Sex with yourt wife. someone else's wife, your Dad's wife, your sister, your Dad, your dog...OK, I made up the dog bit. I think.


GravatarYou don't have to bow down to me tonight.


GravatarRoom to play!


PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!


GravatarTop ten! Yay!


GravatarEvening, rational people.

I'm glad this new thread opened up. I was having a hard time getting into the one below.


GravatarEvening Moonbats


GravatarMan, there's like 2 science babes in this stupid movie.


And coolio!! (I think he's not bad, btw.)


GravatarDon't Thread On Me!
.


GravatarYou don't have to bow down to me tonight.

Oh. Should I skip kissing your calves, too?


GravatarDoozer - everybody must get stoned.


Gravatar'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!


Gravatar You don't have to bow down to me tonight.

How else are we going to look up your skirt?


Gravatar"We all know they're complete extinct, right?"


Umm, no. Since you just saw some live ones, then no, they're not extinct.


Idiot.


GravatarProbably not much point in coming in and saying hi tonight. But "hi" anyway.


GravatarHow is it, that every time the thread turns to bosoms, we get new sheets?


I smell a conspiracy.


Gravatarus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.


GravatarHi, mena!


GravatarIt was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.


GravatarI do love it when the pterodactyls take off people's upper torsos...


GravatarYeaaaaaarggggghhhhh!!!!


WoooooooHooooooooo!!!!!
.


GravatarI second the recommendation for "The Brick Testament"

Diane -- I'm preachign again tomorrow -- want another sermon?


Gravatardamn it lip locked


Gravatarmena: Probably not much point in coming in and saying hi tonight. But "hi" anyway.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

♥ to mena!
.


GravatarI think a world with pterodactyls would be cool.


GravatarSteve McCroskey: [to Mrs. Oveur] Now your husband is alive, but unconscious.
Johnny: Just like Gerald Ford.


GravatarHey NTodd! How was your week?


GravatarGO CINDY


GravatarBet, babe. Slide a piece o' da' porter. Drink side, run da' java.


GravatarIt's worse than Detroit.


Someone has to deep of an understanding of Airplane.


Gravatar"Oh. Should I skip kissing your calves, too?"
NTodd

Of course not. Carry on!


GravatarWell, I guess that's it for the bimbo...


Gravatarthe Amorite epsiode of ther Brick testament was awesome.


Gravatarwow ...that dudes head just got blown off..


GravatarI do love it when the pterodactyls take off people's upper torsos...


OoooooH!!

And it just got hot, stupid blonde girls arm and soldier's head!


Excellent!


GravatarDiane -- I'm preachign again tomorrow -- want another sermon?
Prior Aelred


I would!

How's everyone this fine evening?


GravatarJeffra - (((MWAH!))


GravatarHi all,

If you want to take real action on any of the issues discussed on this side of the Bloggosphere, please check my Blog:

What can we do?

It's a collection of practical activism links, tips and examples, with commentaries too.
Check-it out and leave comments and suggestions!

Don't just complain, take action!


Gravatar"And coolio!! (I think he's not bad, btw.)"
four legs good

Does he have his braids? They always made me happy.


GravatarMarcia Brady: Of course not. Carry on!

I kinda favor those sexy little indentations behind the knees, and the "kidney dimples," m'self.
.


GravatarHow's everyone this fine evening?

Full of bad-CGI pterodactyl-y goodness!


GravatarStoning
your children!
Stoning the whole damn family!



EVERYBODY must get stoned!


GravatarOh!!


Now they're gonna half to go up into pterodactyl volcano to rescue red headed chick!!


GravatarRevolutionary Tea

There was an old lady lived over the sea
And she was an island queen.
Her daughter lived off in a new country
With an ocean of water between.
The old lady’s pockets were full of gold
But never contented was she,
So she called on her daughter to pay her a tax
Of three pence a pound on her tea,
Of three pence a pound on her tea.

“Now, mother, dear mother,” the daughter replied,
“I shan’t do the thing you ax.
I’m willing to pay a fair price for the tea,
But never the three-penny tax.”
“You shall,” quoth the mother, and reddened with rage,
“For you’re my own daughter, you see,
And sure ’tis quite proper the daughter should pay
Her mother a tax on her tea,
Her mother a tax on her tea.”


And so the old lady her servant called up
And packed off a budget of tea;
And eager for three pence a pound, she put in
Enough for a large family.
She ordered her servant to bring home the tax,
Declaring her child should obey,
Or old as she was, and almost full grown,
She’d half whip her life away,
She’d half whip her life away.

The tea was conveyed to the daughter’s door,
All down by the ocean’s side,
And the bouncing girl poured out every pound
In the dark and boiling tide;
And then she called out to the island queen,
“Oh, mother, dear mother,” quoth she,
“Your tea you may have when ’tis steeped quite enough
But never a tax from me,
But never a tax from me.”


******

Just good to remember once in a while the stock from which we come.


Gravatarmena - busy. Kept me from wasting enough time here. Yours?

Marcia - okay, but I need to get a drink of water...


Gravatarwhoa, here's what I got on that last thread:

Page cannot be found

The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.
Please try the following:

If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.

Open the www.haloscan.com home page, and then look for links to the information you want.
Click the Back button to try another link.
Problem: Unknown Error -1.

Oh sure, I'll do that....


GravatarDoes he have his braids? They always made me happy.

Can't tell, he's wearing a helmet.


GravatarAh..sci-fi bad flick Saturday night. I forgot.


GravatarHas anyone ever pointed out here the disputed use of Hopefully by our threadbot?


Gravatarguess who's back?
back again
seaxneat's back
with some gin


GravatarSteve McCroskey: [to Mrs. Oveur] Now your husband is alive, but unconscious.
Johnny: Just like Gerald Ford.
olexicon, cromulent thinker


And LeRoy is getting LARGER!


GravatarThe baby pterodactyls really are kinda cute.


GravatarDon't just complain, take action!

But it's soooooo much work to take action! Whinewhinewhinewhinewhine.


GravatarOh boy, baby pterodactyls are eating the soldier alive!

Groovy!


Gravatar"How is it, that every time the thread turns to bosoms, we get new sheets?"

yeah...no one will see the question I asked below:

speaking of bosoms...the wife and i started going to hs football games as cheap entertainment....my alma mater plays right up the street.

Anyway, beginning a few years ago we started seeing some retro fasions on the kids...hip hugger jeans, halter tops, etc.

But what the fuck is with wearing halter and string tops with bras? wtf is up with that bullshit?


GravatarThe Skeptic's Annotated Bible is neat, but The Brick Testament is a hoot! Your one-stop Bible shop, with all you need to know about;
-doozer
******************

i came across that site a few years ago, and it is without a doubt one of the most amazing and funniest things ever. don't be afraid to click on doozer's link, people. it won't hurt you.


GravatarMarcia Brady (aka "The Winnuh") -- I posted in response to your question on the (prolly now dead) thread below -- check out the Guardian article that res linked on Rome's possibly shifting on ther whole orientation/activity thing -- the document may well not be published


GravatarI kinda favor those sexy little indentations behind the knees, and the "kidney dimples," m'self.

I think the clavicle is the sexiest bone (no, stop that smirk now) on the body, especially where it intersects with the base of the neck when the head is turned to the side.

A man should have a hobby.


Gravatarguess who's back?
back again
seaxneat's back
with some gin
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng) |


so much drama in the lbc
its' kinds hard snoop do double g...


GravatarI'm liking this movie a lot.


Gravatar"I think the clavicle is the sexiest bone (no, stop that smirk now) on the body,"

Oh yeah, I'm big on the clav...


Gravatar Has anyone ever pointed out here the disputed use of Hopefully by our threadbot?

Yeah, my English major roomie from college would have a fit about that. But as I argued with him, language is organic, evolves and so long as you know what the fuck somebody's saying, you should shut the fuck up. Otherwise, we should all be speaking the same wacked shit as Chaucer. Or the ancient Sumerians, or something.


GravatarA man should have a hobby.


I have 3 hobbies:

Photography

Lion Kitty

Bad Science Fiction



Sometimes they overlap.


Gravatarrolling down the street smoking endo
sipping on gin and juice
laid back
with my mind on my money and my money on my mind


GravatarIt was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.
olexicon, cromulent thinker


Cue brawling girl scouts.


GravatarOlaf --
This is not true -- laughing at The Brick Testament CAN hurt you (but prolly worth the risk)


Gravatar Or the ancient Sumerians, or something.


We'd have to fly to mars for that.


Gravatarso much drama in the lbc
its' kinds hard snoop do double g...


hahaha! you know, i thought i saw snoop dogg today. driving a dodge magnum. 'course that makes no sense, since i was in the burbs of houston.


GravatarCue brawling girl scouts.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat |


and "staying alive"


Gravatar"But it's soooooo much work to take action! Whinewhinewhinewhinewhine."--
NTodd

Yes, calf and kidney-dimple kissing is so much more rewarding.

Although if Hackett runs for Senate from Ohio, I may just have to get involved. Although I'll still whine.


GravatarBut what the fuck is with wearing halter and string tops with bras? wtf is up with that bullshit?

The guilded age of taste in dressing has gone the way of the dinosaur.

Bras shoud be banned, right after we ban the bible.


GravatarI see you're all quoting some quality movie - had me wondering for a minute.

Yep, very long, busy week here too. I've been getting ready for school, which I should be doing this coming week, except I'll be traveling to eschacon this week. Took a couple of personal days, which will not incidentally get me out of the start-up faculty meetings, which I hate. Can't wait to get out on the road!!


Gravatarguess who's back?
back again
seaxneat's back
with some gin
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng) | Email | Homepage |08.27.05 - 10:15 pm | #


thank (any/all spiritual beings)


Gravatarcontinued objections against hopefully. You might expect that people would have warmed to hopefully once the usage became well established. But instead they appear to have become more adamant in their opposition. In the 1968 Usage Panel survey, 44 percent of the panel approved the usage, but this dropped to 27 percent in our 1986 survey. There is plenty of evidence to suggest that the panel of the mid-1980s was less conservative than the panel of the 1960s, since it accepted once-condemned usages such as the employment of contact and host as verbs. And 60 percent of that same panel in the 1986 survey accepted the comparable use of mercifully in the sentence Mercifully, the game ended before the Giants could add another touchdown to the lopsided score. It is not the use of hopefully as a sentence adverb per se that bothers the panel. Rather, hopefully seems to have taken on a life of its own as a shibboleth.

hopefully, the Usage Panel will get over it.


Gravatarhahaha! you know, i thought i saw snoop dogg today. driving a dodge magnum. 'course that makes no sense, since i was in the burbs of houston.
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng)


hey houston is the home of swisha production house maybe snoop is getting chopped and screwed by paul wall and mmike jones


GravatarOr the ancient Sumerians, or something. NTodd

Typical liberal Sumeriaphobe!


GravatarHas anyone ever pointed out here the disputed use of Hopefully by our threadbot?
JeffCO

Let's start the 'Begs the Question' feud.

.


GravatarI think the clavicle is the sexiest bone (no, stop that smirk now) on the body, especially where it intersects with the base of the neck when the head is turned to the side.

clavicles are cool, so long as they aren't emaciated clavicles. just a little hit of it? quite nice.

i rather like necks.

hips, lips, tits, power!
--fook


GravatarYou don't have to bow down to me tonight.

How else are we going to look up your skirt?
Ripley


Aaaiiiight, somebody pass out the patent leather shoes, and let's get on with it.


GravatarYes, calf and kidney-dimple kissing is so much more rewarding.

Oh, yes, I totally agree. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some more to take care of...


GravatarYes, calf and kidney-dimple kissing is so much more rewarding.

Oh, yes, I totally agree. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some more to take care of...


GravatarYou know what my favorite SciFi channel commercial is?

The one where the guy with all the tatoos is shopping and he goes home and sets his table for a dinner party or a feast and then all the tatoos come alive.


I haven't seen it for a while but it was cool.


Gravatar A man should have a hobby.

I have a hobby, but my hand won't allow me to talk about it.


Gravatari rather like necks.


i like big butts and i cannot lie


GravatarEvening, batsies. Did I miss anything good?


Gravatar
hey houston is the home of swisha production house maybe snoop is getting chopped and screwed by paul wall and mmike jones


the what? the who?

actually, houston has seen its share of gangstas. from the incomparable geto boys, to south park mexican, to...um.. Destiny's Child?


Gravatar"The guilded age of taste in dressing has gone the way of the dinosaur."

It's like these kids are unknowingly part of a hoax..."Yes, dear, this is a halter top. Sure, you wear a bra with it and have the straps show...that's how we did it as kids."

Why not wear boxer shoirts under a bikini?


Gravatar "I think the clavicle is the sexiest bone (no, stop that smirk now) on the body,"

Oh yeah, I'm big on the clav...



On the other hand, the clavinet is sexy, too.


Gravatarrolling down the street smoking endo
sipping on gin and juice
laid back
with my mind on my money and my money olexicon, cromulent thinker |

Snoop in the house fyi Snoop going mainstream selling out for the $$$$


Gravatarwhat's the matter with you people? i mean i know i can't watch it what with the bbq and delicate psyche and all but you less fearful folks could be totally watching Humanoids from the Deep- on IFC


GravatarBras shoud be banned, right after we ban the bible.


Ummm, no.


There are some boobs that should be restrained.


GravatarBras shoud be banned, right after we ban the bible.
©smalfish

No - sorry! I know women my age that went without bras back in the 1960s and 1970s and their boobs are now down to their knees.

I always needed the support. I'm keeping my bras.

================================
I see you're all quoting some quality movie - had me wondering for a minute.

mena

Last night it was Blazing Saddles.


Gravatarhahaha! you know, i thought i saw snoop dogg today. driving a dodge magnum. 'course that makes no sense, since i was in the burbs of houston.
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng)



I saw George Will on Friday wearing a normal tie. And looking pissed. I would have jumped out of the cab and slapped him, but my son had to get back to work, so I settled for casting a spell to give him mumbletytongue. He's getting old.


Gravatari like big butts and i cannot lie

scariest moment of living in bloomington, indiana: being at the bowling alley and listening to a white townie screeching Baby Got Back on the Karaoke. that's when my wife and i looked at eachother and asked "where the fuck are we?!?!?!?!?"


Gravatarthe what? the who?


that's houston's new generation i just read up on them in Rolling Stone


GravatarIs DWD here? He invited me to MI a couple of threads back - usually good for years of therapy.

Many thanks - yeah, we should leave, but life is making that hard.

Of course, maybe I am in my element - Mr lb say - the Dutch - the only people to look at the Atlantic Ocean and say - "Farm Land!"


GravatarJeepers!

Go start a pot of squash blossom soup and you guys are already 100 posts into a new thread....

Its Saturday....time to relax.


GravatarBras shoud be banned, right after we ban the bible.


Ummm, no.


There are some boobs that should be restrained.
four legs good


My 24 year old is a double D.

She wouldn't think of walking around without a bra!


Gravatar rolling down the street smoking endo

That's on our poker mix!


GravatarLast night it was Blazing Saddles.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat


it's twue
it's twue


GravatarThat was a good line!!


"Keep your mouth shut or your teeth won't make the rest of this trip."


LOL.


Gravatarhips, lips, tits, power!
--fook
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng)
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Goodness sakes!


GravatarI saw George Will on Friday wearing a normal tie. And looking pissed. I would have jumped out of the cab and slapped him, but my son had to get back to work, so I settled for casting a spell to give him mumbletytongue. He's getting old.

hahahaha! you know, bow ties are a serious statement. almost invariably, he who wears a bowtie is an asshole and proud of it. the big concrete building in which i work has a couple of men who wear bowties. both seem like total jackasses.


Gravatar"The Vietnamization of Bush's Vacation
By FRANK RICH
Published: August 28, 2005
Even though their own poll numbers are in a race to the bottom with the president's, don't expect the Democrats to make a peep about the war in Iraq."


dems: let's send more troops to iraq, yeah, that's the ticket.


GravatarThat's on our poker mix!
NTodd


have you heard the bluegrass version?


GravatarPrior, I was being a little snarky. Is the article involving a change within the RC Church?

I come at Christianity from the pagan perspective, so I don't really know what their thought processes involve.


GravatarUH HU
I like big tits
YOU see em on the street
left and right
i like big tits that right
i try to look away but i can't resist
evertime i try to call it quits
Hear come some tits thats a big ten 4
Uh hu
I like big tits uh hu
tits
Well they come in twos
hard to choose
your favorite tit
uh hu
i like tits for dinner a noon time snack
i like tits for lunch a big tit attack
i like tits for breakfast
iwhat it is
their where its at
tits
they give me shivers when they bounce around
buckeld up or hanging on the ground
i like big tits
uh hu
tits save it all for me
tits

Joe walsh


GravatarHe's getting old.
Hecate


In more ways than one!


GravatarThe screen "writer" for Pterodactyl has raised the bar for bad dialog. I hope the SciFi channel movie works signs him to a 10 year contract.

Best Dialog Ever.

"Oh Puke. I'll go one on one with you any day, bitch."


GravatarNTodd --
I confess to being one of the "hopefully" pedants -- don't like split infinitives, either -- blame my English teachers (I am trying to make progress on accepting the passing of generic "man," FWIW)


GravatarI would have jumped out of the cab and slapped him, but my son had to get back to work, so I settled for casting a spell to give him mumbletytongue. He's getting old.


LOL.


I would pay big bucks to see video of that!!


GravatarOkay, those were the fakest entrails EVER.


Gravatar"Keep your mouth shut or your teeth won't make the rest of this trip."



"How are ya gonna eat corn on the cob with no fucking teeth?"

- Blues Brothers


GravatarGoodness sakes!

indeed! a very interesting song. sort of a sexy/not-sexy song.

i should add that that song is on the album Fook, by pigface, they of industrial all-star artists fame.


Gravatarhave you heard the bluegrass version?

I had no idea there was such a thing!

don't like split infinitives, either

Dude, we don't speak LATIN!


Gravatarwhat the heck is 'endo'?


Gravatarhey the pteradac is reading the entrails of that homo sapien


Gravatar"How are ya gonna eat corn on the cob with no fucking teeth?"

- Blues Brothers
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat |


q: what kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh we gort both kinds, country and western


GravatarActually, It's possible that this usage of 'hopefully'
is a loan-translation of a sort from the German, where 'hoffentlich' is used in precisely this manner.

I also suspect the answering 'no idea' when you don't know is a similar borrowing from German, where "keine Ahnung" has been common for a very long time.


Gravatar"You move and I'll blow your nutsack off!"





GravatarBut what the fuck is with wearing halter and string tops with bras? wtf is up with that bullshit?
jdw



I have seen that.

Here, SE TX, I was amazed at the ultra short skirts worn by young and older females (ofcourse females, but I've always worn mine short). Is that a local thing or did the fashion change when we moved here last summer.

.


Gravatarhave you heard the bluegrass version?

I had no idea there was such a thing!


it's by the gourds
i possess an mp3


Gravatar"hopefully" doesn't bother me at all. but i use "their" and "them" as a third person singular pronoun when gender is not specified. anyone who has a problem with that can go fuck themselves.


GravatarAfter 40, a bra is mandatory. It ain't the amount of the boobage, it's the droopage of the boobage.

Seriously. I'm a woman, so I can say this.


GravatarLundsford, in her St Martins Handbook, makes the point that when Freshmen Comp was first institutionalized at Harvard in the 19th C, the big bugaboo was students confusing "shall" and "will". spilt infinitives was the booboo du jour of the 50s and 60s. Now the num,ber one "error" is lack of comma with a nonrestrictive element.

it's all about the conventions, man.

comma splice cokes in at #8 of the top twenty, btw.


GravatarOn the other hand, the clavinet is sexy, too.

hahahahhahahah! i love eschatonians!!!


GravatarHecate - I glanced at the last (overgrown) thresd just before this one came up, and saw you describing food for some sort of entertaining, it sounded wonderful!


GravatarA man should have a hobby.

I have a hobby, but my hand won't allow me to talk about it.
©smalfish


"You're the greatest lover I've ever had."

"Well...I practice a lot when I'm alone!"


Gravatarseaxneat: the big concrete building in which i work has a couple of men who wear bowties. both seem like total jackasses.

My first boss at the Evil Empire was a smart mofo... bald-headed, skinny white guy, with a pointy nose, always wore bowties. I interviewed with him, and his two uplines. I asked him a few months later about the bowties (that's all he ever wore!), and he said he acquired the habit when he was a kid, bagging groceries. Seems a regular necktie got all dirty, from the stooping and bending over. The bowtie? Problem solved!
.


Gravatar "Keep your mouth shut or your teeth won't make the rest of this trip."



"How are ya gonna eat corn on the cob with no fucking teeth?"

- Blues Brothers
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat


You know someone who has some nasty-looking teeth? Kate O'Beirne...she's sp buck-toothed, she could eat a peanut butter sandwich from across the street.


GravatarWhy are they shooting at the ceiling?


Gravatarit's by the gourds
i possess an mp3


i, too, would like to possess such an mp3 by the gourds.


Gravatarthe Dutch - the only people to look at the Atlantic Ocean and say - "Farm Land!"

Who among us does not love the Dutch?


GravatarAfter 40, a bra is mandatory. It ain't the amount of the boobage, it's the droopage of the boobage.

Seriously. I'm a woman, so I can say this.
TheOtherWashington


Exactly!


Gravatar"what the heck is 'endo'?"


Its what comes before outdo


Gravatarlb0313 - ya know, we'd kinda like to see you around in the future, so howsabout making some tracks now?


GravatarYou know someone who has some nasty-looking teeth? Kate O'Beirne...she's sp buck-toothed, she could eat a peanut butter sandwich from across the street.


Ouch!!


GravatarOh boy, baby pterodactyls are eating the soldier alive!

Groovy!
four legs good


That was a grizzly one in Jurassic Park Too; when the baby T-Rexes got dinner...


Gravatari, too, would like to possess such an mp3 by the gourds.
NTodd

how could i assist you
with this problem


GravatarIt ain't the amount of the boobage, it's the droopage of the boobage.

Now that is a depressing sentance.


Gravatar what the heck is 'endo'?

weed, doobage, grass, herb...

no idea where the name came from...


Gravatarwhoda thunk the pteras were bipedal


GravatarHumanoids, people i implore you... humanoids!


GravatarKate O'Beirne...she's sp buck-toothed, she could eat a peanut butter sandwich from across the street.
ZuZu's Petals |


Then there's Condi.

You could open beer bottles with THOSE teeth.


GravatarWho among us does not love the Dutch?


I loves me some dutch chocolate ice cream.


GravatarBwaaahahahahaha! It's a bad day to be a 'Protest Warrior' when the cops have to protect you from an ass-whupping by intolerant rightwingers. Too much.

In one heated moment, members of the pro-Bush crowd turned on what they mistakenly thought were a group of anti-war protesters, cursing them, threatening them and tearing down their signs. A police officer rushed the group to safety..
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050...HE0BHNlYwN0bWE-

Bwaaahahahaha!

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireSto...TC- RSSFeeds0312
At the pro-Bush rally several miles away, there were some heated moments when two members of Protest Warrior, a group that frequently holds counter protests to anti-war rallies, walked in with a sign that read "Say No to War Unless a Democrat is President."

Many Bush supporters only saw the top of the sign and believed the men were war protesters, so they began shouting and chasing the pair out. One man tore up their signs. When Will Marean of Minneapolis kept repeating that he was on the Bush side and tried to explain Protest Warrior's mission, one Bush supporter shook his hand and apologized.


http:// www.democraticunderground...ess=104x4475931
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GravatarChrist this game reminds me of a peewee football game.


Gravatar"what the heck is 'endo'?"


Its what comes before outdo
Dr.Franklin


Then there was Bonzo Dog Band's "The Intro and the Outro."


GravatarI'm liking Coolio.


I'd definitely cast him in my next bad sci-fi movie.


Gravatar"My 24 year old is a double D.

She wouldn't think of walking around without a bra!"
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat

My poor 14-yr-old is busty (I won't mention her size). Kids these days!

We were walking down the street a couple of years ago, with my baby walking ahead of me. This ADULT man looked her up and down.

I looked at him and said, "Excuse me, she is eleven years old!"

He didn't seem too phased.


GravatarAfter 40, a bra is mandatory. It ain't the amount of the boobage, it's the droopage of the boobage.

Seriously. I'm a woman, so I can say this.
TheOtherWashington | Email | 08.27.05 - 10:28 pm | #


LOL need, clause for small boobies
no sage at any age


Gravatar"hopefully" doesn't bother me at all. but i use "their" and "them" as a third person singular pronoun when gender is not specified. anyone who has a problem with that can go fuck themselves.
Olaf glad and big | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 10:28 pm | #
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GravatarWhy are they shooting at the ceiling?

It's an easy target to hit?

how could i assist you
with this problem


That's an intriguing question. Indeed, how could you assist me in realizing my lifelong dream to acquire an mp3 of the bluegrass version of the aforementioned song? Oh, the mind boggles at the possibilities. Perhaps we could carry on this exchange of ideas via e-mail.


GravatarIn one heated moment, members of the pro-Bush crowd turned on what they mistakenly thought were a group of anti-war protesters, cursing them, threatening them and tearing down their signs. A police officer rushed the group to safety..



Shame someone in one of those packs of assholes wasn't packin'.

I am SO sick and tired of these brainwashed sheep!


GravatarI saw George Will on Friday wearing a normal tie. And looking pissed. I would have jumped out of the cab and slapped him, but my son had to get back to work, so I settled for casting a spell to give him mumbletytongue. He's getting old.
Hecate


And aging like a cheap wine, most likely.


GravatarThat was a grizzly one in Jurassic Park Too; when the baby T-Rexes got dinner...


Yeah, but the guy who got eaten totally deserved it.


Gravatarfour legs good: Ouch!!

The typical Southern/hillbilly version is, "They could eat corn off the cob through a picket fence!"
.


GravatarMy first boss at the Evil Empire was a smart mofo... bald-headed, skinny white guy, with a pointy nose, always wore bowties. I interviewed with him, and his two uplines. I asked him a few months later about the bowties (that's all he ever wore!), and he said he acquired the habit when he was a kid, bagging groceries. Seems a regular necktie got all dirty, from the stooping and bending over. The bowtie? Problem solved!

well, that's a good point. neckties are really annoying. i view them as leashes. i happen to think they are not phallic symbols anymore. they show you are owned.


maybe i should switch to bowties. i've been rebelling lately by wearing clashing ties.


i am not fond of my boss.



(it has not been less than 20 seconds!!!!)


Gravatar"no idea where the name came from.."

thanks...figured it was weed but didn't know what it referred to exactly...maybe some new kinmd...cannibus endometriosis..


Gravataranyone who has a problem with that can go fuck themselves.

Isn't it 'go fuck theirselves'?


GravatarThen there's Condi.

You could open beer bottles with THOSE teeth.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat


Yes, but who'd want to!!?

shudders


Gravatar"My 24 year old is a double D.

She wouldn't think of walking around without a bra!"
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat

My poor 14-yr-old is busty (I won't mention her size). Kids these days!

We were walking down the street a couple of years ago, with my baby walking ahead of me. This ADULT man looked her up and down.

I looked at him and said, "Excuse me, she is eleven years old!"

He didn't seem too phased.
Marcia Brady


My daughter started developing when she was 9.

That so called ADULT's dick should drop off.

Fucking pig!


GravatarOh, the mind boggles at the possibilities. Perhaps we could carry on this exchange of ideas via e-mail.

cc me, brother


GravatarOlaf glad and big

I got ur "their" and "them" right here, bro.

Bring it on.

.


GravatarYes, but who'd want to!!?

shudders
ZuZu's Petals


Yeah, really!


GravatarThat's an intriguing question. Indeed, how could you assist me in realizing my lifelong dream to acquire an mp3 of the bluegrass version of the aforementioned song? Oh, the mind boggles at the possibilities. Perhaps we could carry on this exchange of ideas via e-mail.
NTodd


You have my email address kind sir?


GravatarHe didn't seem too phased.


You shoulda recharged that phaser- that would have taken care of him.


Gravatarsmalfish,

whcih game are you watching?

TB and Miami over here.


Gravatar Christ this game reminds me of a peewee football game.

smalfish, this game is a joke. stupid texans. hardly befitting of a "rivalry" game. (if you weren't aware, apparently we have a rivalry against y'all!!)


GravatarGot to admitt, big teeth are a kind of fetish with me. Especially big teeth in big homely-handsome, red-headed men who wear dark green wool pants.

There, now there is no more to confess.


GravatarBoldy to go where no one before has gone!
To infinitive and beyond!


GravatarMy daughter started developing when she was 9.

That so called ADULT's dick should drop off.

Fucking pig!


totally. ick. *shudder*


GravatarMarcia Brady --

Here is the link:
Vatican plan to block gay priests
(I think)

extracts:
"The document expresses the church's belief that gay men should no longer be allowed to enter seminaries to study for the priesthood. Currently, as all priests take a vow of celibacy, their sexual orientation has not been considered a pressing concern.
Vatican-watchers believe the Pope harbours doubts about whether the church should publish the document, which has already been the subject of three drafts."

"The instruction tries to dampen down the controversy by eschewing a moral line, arguing instead that the presence of homosexuals in seminaries is 'unfair' to both gay and heterosexual priests by subjecting the former to temptation."

"The instruction was drawn up as part of the Vatican's response to the sexual abuse scandal that surfaced in the American church three years ago, which has seen hundreds of priests launch lawsuits against superiors whom they accuse of abusing them."

"Studies show that a significant proportion of men who enter seminaries to train for the priesthood are gay. Any move signalling that homosexuals will not be allowed to join the seminaries, even one couched in the arcane language of the Vatican, could reduce the number of recruits to the priesthood.
In a further sign of the instruction's deeply controversial nature, it is expected the document would be signed by a cardinal rather than the Pope himself if the Vatican decides to publish it."


GravatarTo infinitive and beyond!
JeffCO


don't split!


Gravatarmaybe i should switch to bowties. i've been rebelling lately by wearing clashing ties.


i am not fond of my boss.



I'm not fond of mine either.

I never ever wear a tie.


Gravatar"Now that is a depressing sentance."

You think that's depressing, try getting that view in the mirror. That's depressing.


Gravataranyone who has a problem with that can go fuck themselves.

Isn't it 'go fuck theirselves'?
NTodd


With the anti-Cindy crowd in Crawford,
I'll bet it's "theyselves."


Gravatarolexicon - you have mail discussing a completely legitimate transaction.


Gravatar
Isn't it 'go fuck theirselves'?


or "one's self"?


GravatarAfter 40, a bra is mandatory. It ain't the amount of the boobage, it's the droopage of the boobage.

And that's not just for women, but a significant portion of menfolk, too.


GravatarBras should be banned

I was going to say "they should be burned," and processed to Google for a picture.

Didn't have much luck (found only one), but I found this article...so was bra burning one of those pop culture myths that, as a child of the 70's, I took for granted as true?


Gravatari am not fond of my boss.



Please, I have 1 day left of a 10 day vacation. Don't make me think of work.

SHIT, too late.

I HATE my boss.
I used to lay awake at nite thinking of beating the crap out of him. But no more.

.


Gravatar"Fucking pig!"
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat

My daughter is 5'9", with a size 11 foot. A bartender friend said that she would serve my daughter in a bar, no questions, because she looks like she's in her 20s.

So I am home in the afternoons when she gets out of school.


Gravatardunno about clavinetists, but there are some hot clarinetists:

http://tinyurl.com/9wmm5


GravatarWith the anti-Cindy crowd in Crawford,
I'll bet it's "theyselves."



It's "hisself"


not sure what the plural is.


Gravatarolexicon - you have mail discussing a completely legitimate transaction.
NTodd


well i will read it and see if it meets my needs for transactions of this nature


GravatarMay 18, 2004

Dear Tony:

The underlying causes of extremism that can affect the British Muslim community are discrimination, disadvange and exclusion. But another recurring theme is the issue of British foreign policy, especially in the context of the Middle East Peace Process and Iraq.

Just thought you should know.

Yours,

Michael Jay


GravatarI'm not fond of mine either.

I never ever wear a tie.


that sounds wonderful! i would probably like my boss if he weren't such a nouveau-riche poseur jackass who made me wear a suit to FUCKING BLOG FOR HIM!!!!


Gravatar...what's the use? All threads just end up sounding like... this one!

Now, I'm off to the movies...


GravatarGood night, you guardians of democracy, you court jesters in the face of hurricanes, you princes and princesses of Eschaton:

Entitled Revolution and Roses, [this poem] says that the peoples of Venezuela, Cuba, East Timor, Northern Ireland, the Sudan, and Chile will have peace and progress.

Even if the soil of the country is invaded
By lies and corruption
These people will know; Justice and Freedom
Are for us,
Are for the world: bread and roses
Roses like dreams
Bread like revolution.

Excerpt from the poem Revolution and Roses

Collected Poems
Juan Garrido-Salgado
Five Islands Press


GravatarI never ever wear a tie.

As long as you don't wear a fuckin' white undershirt. Don't get it with some men that wear open neck with the tightie whitie look.


GravatarHecate, you've got an organic gardener who has ligonberries!? I'm jealous! Now, if you can get cloudberries, that'd be heaven.


Gravatar dunno about clavinetists, but there are some hot clarinetists:

http://tinyurl.com/9wmm5


I have to agree!


Gravatarwhcih game are you watching?




Dallas vs Houston.


It's an exciting 7-3 game. With the cowboys "winning".


GravatarGot to admitt, big teeth are a kind of fetish with me. Especially big teeth in big homely-handsome, red-headed men who wear dark green wool pants.

There, now there is no more to confess.
EPT


Anybody remember the Farkles from Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In? For some reaason, that made me think of Fred Farkle.

showing my age


Gravatar I settled for casting a spell to give him mumbletytongue.

Hahahahaha! Will that take effect before tomorrow's This Week with little Georgie? I might have to record this one.


Gravatar"Isn't it 'go fuck theirselves'?" --
NTodd

I prefer, "All y'all can go fuck yo'selves." The direct approach and all...


GravatarSo I am home in the afternoons when she gets out of school.
Marcia Brady
===

Damn right. What is it with these kids, anyway? They tower over me.


Gravatarwhcih game are you watching?


WHen I'm forced to wear a tie I like to wear a white shirt with a tee that has someones logo on the back.


GravatarI HATE my boss.
I used to lay awake at nite thinking of beating the crap out of him. But no more.


has it progressed to shoving popsicle sticks under his fingernails?




GravatarI never ever wear a tie.



I won't grow up
I don't wanna wear a tie
Or a serious expression
In the middle of July!


GravatarSplit infinitives and the 'don't end your sentence with a preposition" rule are not only stupid and arbitrary, but a perverse attempt to cram a basically Germanic language into a Latinate model.
Why are split infinitives bad? Because Latin infinitives are one word, and so shouldn't be separated.
That's the rationale. Makes no sense.
And why no sentences ending with prepositions? Because you can't do it in Latin.
In German, of course, every other sentence seems to end in a preposition (they're actually the separable prefixes of verbs.)

I'm all for precise use of language, but there's good usage and then there's pedantry--up with which I shall not put.


GravatarIf The Rat bans gay men from the priesthood (notice he isn't making it retro-active) then the Roman Catholic priesthood will be effectively extinct within a decade. I can't imagine that Catholics are going to support a church that doesn't support them. It is a sacramental religon, afterall.

My advice is to dump the hierarchy if they won't provide you with priests, borrow a few priests from the Episcopal church to start a line of succession but to go with a really democratic church structure in which anyone who proves themselves competent and honest can hold real power. Dump the pope, keep the Church. Argue out moral issues and forget the stuff that is a relic of neo-platonic snobbery.


GravatarOh, fuck all y'all



GravatarAs long as you don't wear a fuckin' white undershirt. Don't get it with some men that wear open neck with the tightie whitie look.


In this heat?


Fuck that.



I only put on a suit if I have a meeting. It drives my boss crazy. My uberboss doesn't give a shit.


GravatarBut isn't a bowtie a ribbon on a dickhead?


GravatarIdiot.


Shoot it in the eyeball!!


Gravatar"I have to agree!
seaxneat"

check out the players of other instruments there...phew, hot!


Gravatar Split infinitives and the 'don't end your sentence with a preposition" rule are not only stupid and arbitrary, but a perverse attempt to cram a basically Germanic language into a Latinate model.



Hunh?




.


Gravatarhaa someone here already commented on the use of famous sci-fi authors names used for characters in the pteradac flick?

Heinlein, Zelanzy, Lovecraft,
Serling (!) cute device..


GravatarDamn right. What is it with these kids, anyway? They tower over me.
mena


My daughter is 5'8". She'll be 24 Monday.

My son, who turned 21 today, is 5'11".

I'm almost 5'7" myself so I'm not a runt. I have two brothers who are over 6 feet tall.


Gravatarwhoo hoo! Lookit me! I'm Thersites!

Nah, not really. Just watertiger, fucking around on Thersites' computer.


GravatarBut isn't a bowtie a ribbon on a dickhead?


Pretty much.


GravatarI confess that the differences between "shall" & "will" perplex me no end -- one of those things that I am apt to get right if I just do it but will certainly get wrong if I think about it too hard

Viz. Douglas MacArthur knew his grammar -- he said, "I will return!" but his press officer knew the American public & knew that they woudl think that the correct form was wrong & that "I shall return!" would resonate (or "resignate" as "Dear Leader" would say -- DID say)


GravatarI dont got no ligonberries but I got plenty of dingleberries, if that's what you're asking.


GravatarHi, party people


GravatarI have read your ripley and jjeffrraham;'s offers and all are valid
how do i email it then?


GravatarThe NY Times' "even-handed" journamalism:
Jeebus Rode A Dinosaur
Soon to be made into a minor motion picture starring Kirk Cameron.


GravatarI prefer, "All y'all can go fuck yo'selves." The direct approach and all...
Marcia Brady


damn it you beat me to it!


.


Gravatar "Isn't it 'go fuck theirselves'?" --
NTodd

I prefer, "All y'all can go fuck yo'selves." The direct approach and all...
Marcia Brady


OR..."You'ns don't speak fer me nor mine and kin go fuck you'nselfs"


GravatarZuZu's Petals, nope. It wasn't them. I was a Smothers Brothers guy and didn't watch Laugh In. I had to discover Lily T and the others on my own. Never appreciated Henry Gibson until I saw Nashville.

The guy I'm thinking of was a park ranger I once knew.


Gravatart's twue
it's twue
olexicon, cromulent thinker


Ragger!


GravatarNah, not really. Just watertiger, fucking around on Thersites' computer.

DOes he have any good porn on it?


GravatarNah, not really. Just watertiger, fucking around on Thersites' computer.

DOes he have any good porn on it?


Gravatarcheck out the players of other instruments there...phew, hot

no kidding! i loves me those intrument players.

i married a flautist. and i played french horn. but i wanted to play bassoon...


GravatarOh, fuck all y'all


agave


that is my favorite version


GravatarPrior, use "shall" for First Person and you will be all right.


GravatarNah, not really. Just watertiger, fucking around on Thersites' computer.


Aha!


Then you'll want to see this!!!


Gravatar I have read your ripley and jjeffrraham;'s offers and all are valid
how do i email it then?


Uh...as an attachment?


GravatarDOes he have any good porn on it?

ooh! ooh! i do i do!


no, not really.


GravatarWho among us does not love the Dutch?


The fight song, I believe, of Hope College:

If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much



I'll do my best to either make tracks or channel my forefathers...

Thanks all - tomorrow is going to be, um, long - so 'nite....


GravatarI only put on a suit if I have a meeting. It drives my boss crazy. My uberboss doesn't give a shit.

Houston dropped ties years ago. I had one boss years ago in the oil business that would literally cut your tie off with scissors if you showed up in a tie. A restaurant use to have a wall of ties that had been cut-off by waitresses.


GravatarThen you'll want to see this!!!

hehehehe! how'd you guess?!


Gravatar haa someone here already commented on the use of famous sci-fi authors names used for characters in the pteradac flick?

Heinlein, Zelanzy, Lovecraft,
Serling (!) cute device..


Also Clarke. I missed Serling and Heinlein (thought it was Hyland or something).


Gravatarnah, i got young thersites reading over my shoulder. can't be nosing around. that would be unseemly.


GravatarI confess that the differences between "shall" & "will" perplex me no end

You can't mimic a German accent if you use "shall". Speaking of Laugh In.


Gravatarwhoo hoo! Lookit me! I'm Thersites!

Lousy with virginity...


Gravatarthe thing about bowties is that wearing them is a form of fake defiance done by people who aren't really defying anything. just pretending to.


GravatarOle X, I'm cc'd on NTodd's mail.

Attach that mutha-bluegrassin mp3 and let's get Appalachizzle in the hizzle, yo!


GravatarSo everyone's not out at EschaCon?


GravatarBras should be banned

I was going to say "they should be burned," and processed to Google for a picture.

Didn't have much luck (found only one), but I found this article...so was bra burning one of those pop culture myths that, as a child of the 70's, I took for granted as true?
Uncle Smokes

I've been a feminist since I was about 6, before there was even a name for it.

I remember when they held the protest outside the Miss America cattle show in 1968 where they burned bras, etc.

Feminist or not, I was NOT dispensing with my bras.


GravatarHouston dropped ties years ago.

someone should tell my boss that.


i think he's gonna move the headquarters of the firm.


odd man, he is.


GravatarTerry C - Happy BIrthday to both your bebes!

I'm 5'2", my ex was 5'10". My kid is 18, 6'4", well over 250, size 16 shoe. He was 20 lbs. at two months. We used to call him the viking throwback.


GravatarWhat a great daytrip! And we have a watertiger strawberry-n-rhubarb pie in the house, so weep with jealousy, bitches.


GravatarHeywood, good to see ya!


Gravatarhaa someone here already commented on the use of famous sci-fi authors names used for characters in the pteradac flick?

Heinlein, Zelanzy, Lovecraft,
Serling (!) cute device..
aeon_flux | Email | 08.27.05 - 10:43 pm | #

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in the new batman fick there is a nuthouse called "arkham sanitorium". subtle nod to lovecraft.


GravatarWhen I grow old, I shall wear purple.

It would be so gay.


GravatarUh...as an attachment?
NTodd


I browse as we speak
dear sir


Gravatarwatertiger/Thersites - a test. I dangle a rasher of virtual bacon before you. If you lunge, you ARE Thers.


Gravatarwhoo hoo! Lookit me! I'm Thersites!

Lousy with virginity...


Erm..... do I get to weigh in on this?


Gravatarnah, i got young thersites reading over my shoulder. can't be nosing around. that would be unseemly.


I'll bet HE would like to see some lion kitty.

http://img.photobucket.com/album...s/Maxx_8- 25.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/album...Maxx_8- 25_4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/album...aris/ 8_25_8.jpg


I can never pass up an excuse to pimp my cat.


GravatarSo everyone's not out at EschaCon?

It's next week.


GravatarSo everyone's not out at EschaCon?
Swan"

gues not...they'd be very disaapointed if they are there this weekend..


GravatarWHooooo HOOO!

It's now officially a BLOW OUT!



14-3!

WHOO HOO!


Gravataroooh, by the way, thersites and i came up with a BRILLIANT idea today:

deep fried bacon.


GravatarSoon to be made into a minor motion picture starring Kirk Cameron.
Heywood J.


co-starring Stephen Baldwin and Lisa Welchel (who used to be Blair on "Facts of Life")


GravatarEPT --
I answered you on the dead thread below!
"EPT --

Pio Nono is not one of my favorite people -- I suspect that these days he would be diagnosed as bipolar (I'm not kidding, BTW)

Acton's famous phrase "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely" was theoretically about a Renaissance pope but actually directed at Pio Nono -- Acton used all his behind the scenes influence to try & block the definition of papal infallibility at Vatican I (Lord Acton was an English RC layman, BTW)
Prior Aelred "

& as to your comment on this thread -- why not just becomes Episcopalians? The Episcopal Church is Catholicism for grownups.
(in case you didn't know, I am a Benedictine monk & priest in an Episcopal monastery)


GravatarI dont got no ligonberries but I got plenty of dingleberries, if that's what you're asking.
Gordon the Magnificent


Try sandpaper.


GravatarRick Horowitz is a syndicated columnist that came up with a great response to Mullah Robertson's mental meltdown this week. Sing to the tune of "Take me out to the ballgame"

"Take him out" -- to a ballgame?
"Take him out" -- right out loud!
Robertson called for a death attack,
Now he's trying to take it all back,
So it's hoot, hoot, hoot at the preacher,
He's got no one to blame,
For it's one...too...many mistakes,
He's a holy shame!

"Take him out" -- to a nightclub?
"Take him out" -- to a show?
Pat thought he'd wriggle and he'd escape,
He forgot about videotape,
Now he's out, out, out as a liar,
Now he's had to confess,
The Commandments talk about that --
He's a holy mess!

"Take him out" -- for a picnic?
"Take him out" -- for a drive?
There's only one thing he could have meant:
Do away with a rogue president.
When you're Pat, you say what you want to,
He's the star, he's the host,
But if truth...still...matters at all,
He's just holy toast!


GravatarI hope that a whole bunch of troops die soon so we can have a new batch of mothers to use against Bush.


Gravatar"I'm almost 5'7" myself so I'm not a runt. I have two brothers who are over 6 feet tall."
Terry C

My baby is a different race than I am, so I imagine it raises questions in observers' minds when my "little" girl cuddles with me when we're on the subway platform.


GravatarSwan, ltns. Eschacon is next weekend.


GravatarErm..... do I get to weigh in on this? NYMary

Perhaps I should have suggested he's a beauty school dropout?


Gravatarin the new batman fick there is a nuthouse called "arkham sanitorium". subtle nod to lovecraft.

also "IU" is subtly incorportated into the Wayne Industries building or whatever because on of the producers or whatever, Michael Uslan, is an IU alum. hardcore comic book geek who got hosed by warner bros. after Batman I came out.


GravatarBras should be banned

If bras are banned only female impersonators will have bras.

Speaking of bras. Don't get AM going on that Zozobra again. It could bring Ricky Vandal back too.


Gravataryeah, lionkitty...pinp that puss!


Gravatarthe thing about bowties is that wearing them is a form of fake defiance done by people who aren't really defying anything. just pretending to.
Olaf glad and big


Unless, maybe, they actually tie it them/thierselves?

.


Gravatar What a great daytrip! And we have a watertiger strawberry-n-rhubarb pie in the house, so weep with jealousy, bitches.

Argh. I know what I'm missing, too.



Ooo... Man With The Screaming Brain is on Sci-Fi on September 10!


Gravatari know i have been dipping in and out of here but did someone say there is an anti-Cindy Crawford protest, cuz i don't know which side to break for?


Gravatarin the new batman fick there is a nuthouse called "arkham sanitorium". subtle nod to lovecraft.

Well, Arkham Asylum has been a part of Batman since the 80s, so it's not just in the new Batman, but you are right, it's a ref to Arkham, MA.


GravatarThen you'll want to see this!!!
===

Maxx is so healthy-looking now, I'd keep an eye on my car keys, if I were you.


Gravatar4 Legs,

Can Lion Kitty call an end to the game by slapping one of those big paws down on the feline flyer feather?

He is one sharp looking kitty!


Gravatar4 Legs,

Can Lion Kitty call an end to the game by slapping one of those big paws down on the feline flyer feather?

He is one sharp looking kitty!


Gravatarco-starring Stephen Baldwin and Lisa Welchel (who used to be Blair on "Facts of Life")
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat


Lisa Welchel, the fundie "Blair Witch" who wrote a series of books on batshit crazy Christian child rearing techniques?


Gravatar"Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely"


And we're not even going to get into what it does to stupid people.


Gravatar oooh, by the way, thersites and i came up with a BRILLIANT idea today:

deep fried bacon.


Wrapped in bacon?


Gravatar" whoo hoo! Lookit me! I'm Thersites!

Lousy with virginity...

Erm..... do I get to weigh in on this?" --
NYMary

C'mon, now, just sing along.


GravatarWell, actually I'm not going to Eschacon because I would do a bit more to Thersites than jump on his computer. I'm stayin' home and outta trouble.


Gravatarsmalfish - What were you saying about a blowout?


Gravatarwatertiger, do you bread it first?


GravatarMarcia B,
My "little" girl towers over me. We're the same race, but her blonde aryan goddess-ness does not in fact look like it was produced by my short chubby brunette self. So we get looks when she's feeling cuddly, too.


GravatarI eat my dingleberriers and boogers, too.


GravatarI know this is OT but I'm sure most of you will understand... Kitty is gone now. It breaks my heart and I've hardly stopped crying all day. The vet came to the house and we took we her out on the deck so she could be outside where she always wanted to be. It was quick and painless unlike the pain and suffering she was experiencing and would have continued to experience with the renal failure. After it was all over, I laid down on the couch (where I slept all night with her) for a little while this afternoon and when I woke up I swear I thought I heard her purring. This has definitely been one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. She was the bestest puddy tat ever. I'll miss her so much. But I could not let her go on in pain. Thanks again to everyone here who offered kind and supportive words. It really meant a lot to me.


GravatarLisa Welchel, the fundie "Blair Witch" who wrote a series of books on batshit crazy Christian child rearing techniques?
Stinky


The cunt who thinks putting hot sauce under a child's tongue for fibbing is discipline.

I'd like to dump a bottle down her throat and see how she'd like it!


GravatarPrior Aelred, everyone knows Catholics can't sing. Isn't that a requirement to be an Episcopalian?

I've always wondered if the Anglican Franciscans were less nutty than the Catholic ones.


Gravatarin the new batman fick there is a nuthouse called "arkham sanitorium". subtle nod to lovecraft.

Arkham Asylum has actually been part of the Batman Universe for quite a long time, long before the movies.


GravatarIf bras are banned only female impersonators will have bras.

"He was a gentleman, Dinsdale, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator."


GravatarNever appreciated Henry Gibson until I saw Nashville. EPT

Nashville, a great movie. I live near Nashville and remember how PO'd the country music community was at the the flick, which made me smirk. The only thing I could complain about it was Lily's role "leading" the "Fisk Jubilee Singers"...they would never have or need a white lady leading them in song.


GravatarEPT:
The Catholic Church will prolly just keep their "don't ask, don't tell" rule. It's seriously funny that there are groups that don't want to let the Catholic Church START ordaining gay priests.


Gravatar"I hope that a whole bunch of troops die soon so we can have a new batch of mothers to use against Bush."
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UM,Thats an odd way to think about protesting Bush.Thats like sayin,"I hope my foot gets cutt off while I'm mowin the yard so I wont have to mow it next week.


Gravatar{{{{OyToTheWorld}}}}}}


Gravatari hate hate hate hate haloscan!!!!!!





WHooooo HOOO!

It's now officially a BLOW OUT!



14-3!

WHOO HOO!



hahahaha! try 14-9!

i can't believe we missed the 2 pt conversion.


GravatarCan Lion Kitty call an end to the game by slapping one of those big paws down on the feline flyer feather?



That wouldn't be any fun!

Besides, it's my job to see that four legs gets some exercise.


Gravatar
deep fried bacon.

Wrapped in bacon?


And sprinkled in Baco-O-Bits? Or possibly Beggin Strips...


Gravatar haa someone here already commented on the use of famous sci-fi authors names used for characters in the pteradac flick?

Heinlein, Zelanzy, Lovecraft,
Serling (!) cute device..

Also Clarke. I missed Serling and Heinlein (thought it was Hyland or something).


Martin: As your president, I would demand a science-fiction library, featuring an ABC of the overlords of the genre: Asimov, Bester, Clarke!
Student: What abouy Ray Bradbury?
Martin: [dismissing] I'm aware of his work...

-- The Simpsons


GravatarYo, ltns Rip. Guess I'm not up on when the obscure holidays are... Memorial Day or whatever, right?


Gravatarwrapped in bacon?

on a bed of bacon.

and mayo.


Gravatar"I hope that a whole bunch of troops die soon so we can have a new batch of mothers to use against Bush."
Another Lefist Vampire


Another FLAGHEAD heard from!


GravatarI always wanted to be the 290th comment.


Gravatarlittle while this afternoon and when I woke up I swear I thought I heard her purring.

That probably was her saying goodbye.


Gravataroh,howIpineforthedaysof manuscriptsusingonlycommas.

now that's a convention.


GravatarOyToTheWorld - I'm so sorry to hear that. Peace.


GravatarToo late for me!

G'nite moonbats!


Gravatar"The cunt who thinks putting hot sauce under a child's tongue for fibbing is discipline.

I'd like to dump a bottle down her throat and see how she'd like it!"
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat

I thought the best way to discipline was to put out matches on the bottom of the cuties wittle feet.


Gravatar"I hope that a whole bunch of troops die soon so we can have a new batch of mothers to use against Bush."
Another Lefist Vampire


Another misogynistic FLAGHEAD heard from.

Cuz we know women can't think for themselves!


GravatarWhat are the new polls saying about the president's approval ratings?


GravatarBacon shake, anyone?

almost as life-extending as one of Pat Robertson's protein shakes, but with more sulfides.


Gravatargentleman
I am working on it

Jeffraham will be first
because i opened his letter(s) first


GravatarThanks Terry C. I really appreciate it.


Gravatar {{{{OyToTheWorld}}}}}}

hear hear.:0(


GravatarMan, those pteradacs are PICKY


Gravatar Yo, ltns Rip. Guess I'm not up on when the obscure holidays are... Memorial Day or whatever, right?

For future generations, EschaCon Day will be a day of great celebration.


Gravatar"Speaking of bras. Don't get AM going on that Zozobra again. It could bring Ricky Vandal back too."--
EPT

I always figured he ended up in Gitmo. What with his Jenna-fixation and all.


GravatarIf bras are banned only female impersonators will have bras.

"He was a gentleman, Dinsdale, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator."
JeffCO



"DINSDALE!!!!!"


Gravatar"why not just becomes Episcopalians? The Episcopal Church is Catholicism for grownups."

Wish it were that simple, seriously. Honestly, though I have had my little issues with the Church before (good God, the whole homophobia thing is well past its sell-by date), this is the first time I have hated a pope and wished for his imminent death. (And now I feel like Pat Robertson, praying for death.)


GravatarOyToTheWorld - I'm sorry. I know what that's like.


GravatarOy,

I am so sorry. It's terribly difficult to do.


GravatarNashville was and is the only movie I've ever paid to watch two times in one week during its first run.

That woman who played Suelene Gay was the best out-of-tune singer I've ever heard. "Let me be the ONE."


Gravatarwhat a great line- 'I've got more holes in me than a TX road sign'


GravatarOy, so sorry.


You probably did hear her purring. Kitties have an afterlife too.


GravatarZuZu's Petals: Nashville, a great movie.

I haven't seen it! Lived here 10+ years now, too. Anyone wanna trade a burn of it for a Curly DVD?
.


GravatarThere's some delicacy, deep fried Twinkies... I'm sure everyone's heard of it. There's some restaurant around here in Jersey that specializes in deep frying all sorts of weird stuff. I think they've deep fried Mars Bars, too


Gravatarguess who's back?
back again
seaxneat's back
with some gin
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng) | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 10:15 pm | #

Seaxneat, if you are still here, a gin you must try is called Citadel. Its French gin manufactured by the original method with 19 different herbs.

It is absolutely sublime in a G&T made with White Rock tonic and a twist of lime. The only thing to have on a hot TX summer afternoon while watching the thunderheads build over the Gulf.


Gravatar"Prior Aelred, everyone knows Catholics can't sing. Isn't that a requirement to be an Episcopalian?

I've always wondered if the Anglican Franciscans were less nutty than the Catholic ones.
EPT | 08.27.05 - 10:53 pm | #"

Singing lessons will be provided! (I knew I should have jusr gone to bed) -- Sadly, being nutty is a requirement for Franciscans -- it is a part of their charism (or so it seems from the Benedictine perspective)


GravatarThanks NTodd. This has been so hard to deal with. I love looking at the photos of your kitties though. Because they look so much like her.


GravatarI always figured he ended up in Gitmo. What with his Jenna-fixation and all.

Or as a Secret Service agent....


GravatarOne bullet, no problem...


Gravatarwhy not just becomes Episcopalians? The Episcopal Church is Catholicism for grownups."


I know some crazy Episcopalians too.


Gravatarnur,

Ibrahim and I will retire to the beach, where beatings will continue until morale improves.


GravatarSwan,
You may be thinking of The Chip Shop, in Park Slope, Brooklyn. We were just talking about it tonight.


GravatarFor future generations, EschaCon Day will be a day of great celebration.

Shouldn't it be the Twelve Days Of Eschacon Day? Like Xmas or sumfin'?


GravatarI've got to go to bed too. I hope all the good Eschatonians have a good night. I hope the trolls achieve sudden enlightenment but, as you can see, I'm not waitin' up nights.


GravatarJeffraham
you've got mail

Ntodd
you're next


GravatarIn Scotland, they like deep fried Mars bars.


Gravatarolexicon: Jeffraham will be first
because i opened his letter(s) first


Whoo-hoo! I rock!


.


GravatarI saw Asimov give a talk at a local university back around 1980 or so. I still remember his singing his ode to cloning and self-love

Clone, clone of my own
With its Y chromosome turned to X
And when I'm alone with my own little clone
We'll both think of nothing but sex!


I have a very low-fi cassette tape of it somewhere.


GravatarOyToTheWord - "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
Will Rogers, 1897-1935

Substitute dogs for cats in your case...losing my dog, well, I know how you feel.


Gravatar"It's time to dance babe, and I'm your DJ!!"


That's a great line too.


GravatarThank you seaxneat, watertiger, and lion kitty Maxx. I just wish someone could make me stop crying now. I thought my tear duct would be all dried up by now... but nooo. I just keep trying to picture her outside menacing a mouse somewhere and it makes me happy.


GravatarWe need that oil.


GravatarTerry C - Happy BIrthday to both your bebes!


Thank you, mena.

I shall pass that on!


GravatarIIIRC, I have priority on deep fried bacon. On a stick.


Gravatarman, this flick sucks...bigtime! but doesn't suck so bad it's good...


GravatarIn Scotland, they like deep fried Mars bars.
Uncle Smokes
==

Don't they also have a high rate of suicide?


Gravatarwhat a great line- 'I've got more holes in me than a TX road sign'
aeon_flux


I saw this here, TX, not on a country road, BUT in a mall parking lot!

No shit!

.


GravatarOy, hugs all around. It's such a hard thing to do, though it is for the best. I still 'hear' my beasties, even though it's been 6 years for one and 3 months for the other.


GravatarWhoo-hoo! I rock!


.
Jeffraham Prestonian


and your lucky i open my mail from first letter on


GravatarPat Robertson is soooo dreamy.


GravatarThe Chip Shop, in Park Slope, Brooklyn.

A-ha *breaks out to-do list*


GravatarNow why do they always have to kill off the black guy?


GravatarDon't they also have a high rate of suicide?

That I would blame on the bagpipes...


GravatarThe End... OR IS IT?


GravatarAnd the difference between 'shall' and 'will' is slightly pedantic as well, where usage mavens were looking at German once again: Shall is cognate with the German sollen, (which means should or is supposed to) while will is cognate with german willen (which there only means want to and not gonna, which is werden)
The 'official' guidelines on shall and will are that shall is for instances that are colored with impersonality or inevitability, while will should be used where intention and desire predominate.
There's really no historical justification for this, since the usage has been interchangeable at least since Elizabethan times, but the usage police were here trying to manufacture a distinction, and, to a certain degree, it's worked.

"I shall kill him" has a more fatalistic tinge to it than "I will kill him."

Of course, these days the former sounds stiff and artificial.

And yes, I do pick up copies of Fowler's Modern English Usage at book sales and give them as gifts.


Gravatarchris/tx... when i was younger we had to put my dog Benji down... the night we had to put him down I had a dream of him running through a field with his flapping and tail wagging. It helped me get through it so much.


Gravatarooohhh...blood surf up next...g'night moonbats, time to retire with a book


Gravatardeep fried haggis?

deep fried xian babies?

work with me people.


GravatarOyToTheWord - "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
Will Rogers, 1897-1935

Substitute dogs for cats in your case...losing my dog, well, I know how you feel.
chris/tx |

I'm not religious, but I'e kept one vestige of my Catholic schooling:

St. Francis of Assisi - animals DO go to heaven and he's the dude in charge!

I even have a statute of him, which my kids think is hilarious.


GravatarLittle Boots --

Lots (LOTS) of former RCs in the Episcopal Church -- including bishops (off the top of my head, I know that the Bishops of Northern California, the Bishop of Western Michigan & the Bishop of Michigan are all former RCs -- a goodly percentage of the priests in Western Michigan are former RCs & yes, they are all married

Actually, I don't dislike this pope as much as that Polish guy -- a lack of charisma (BTW, I never understood J2P2's appeal -- never did anything for me) can be a GOOD thing

A guy who used to be a monk at St. Louis Abbey (who has since lweft to become an Episcopal priest) was ordained to the diaconate by the Rat & says that he is actually a very kind person (but of course he has sold his soul to the system -- being infallible means never being able to say that you or your predecessors made a mistake)


GravatarTry sandpaper.
Stinky


Back in the '70s there was this wierd steel sandpaper called Dragonskin.


Gravatarolexicon: Jeffraham
you've got mail


Bless your li'l pea-pickin' heart! ♥

I assume you've heard the Hayseed Dixie stuff...? If not, I'll try to borrow a copy and turn ya awn...
.


GravatarOy, hugs all around. It's such a hard thing to do, though it is for the best. I still 'hear' my beasties, even though it's been 6 years for one and 3 months for the other.


Me too.

I frequently still feel Zach, my maine coon, walking on the bed at night. He pops in for a visit now and then.

I think he's glad I've got lion kitty now.


GravatarOyToTheWorld, I am so sorry.

I had a dog who was 18-yrs-old when I took her in to be put to sleep. She had been well and spry through 17 years, but then got to the point where she would wince when I picked her up.

When I took her in to the vet, I was sobbing. But afterwards, the assistant came out and said, "I know it was hard, but I saw her, and it was time." Those were the nicest words I could hear at the time.

You know that you did what you did out of love, and that your baby would thank you if she could.


GravatarMamamontezz's Mental Rumpus Room
The musings, rantings, and general blitherings of a stressed-out housewife and working mother in Indianapolis. August 26, 2005
At Walter Reed...
It is Friday night. Families of the men and women at Walter Reed are filtering in and out of the old building, coming and going from their loved ones. Some are pleased with the progress they are seeing, the healing they witness each time they visit. Others are saddened by the weakening and loss they see, and are concerned that the time they have with their dear one is short.

Alone or in small groups they make their way up the walk to the entrance of the building. Alone or in small clusters they find their ways back to their cars. Alone or in small gatherings, they worry and wonder and make necessary plans for homecomings, whether to a small warm room in the family home, or to a sun-caressed piece of hallowed ground.

For months these people, the parents, spouses, and children of the wounded within, came and went peacefully and were able to concentrate their thoughts and their emotions on helping their warrior to heal. Recently, however, this has not been the case.

Groups of protesters, not satisfied with the effect they have had outside government buildings and military bases, have begun to occupy the area through which pass the grieving and those with wounded hearts. They harangue the mothers of dying young men. They harass the wives of men who may never be whole again. They abuse the families of the dying. And they do so gleefully for their "cause."

Signs, slogans, songs, and shouted insults await those who come to say "goodbye", and those who say "welcome home" to broken men and women bearing the wounds of war be they physical, mental, emotional, or spiritual. Hatefull speeches are directed pointedly at the ambulatory wounded as they come to visit those beside whom they fought but who fared not as well as they. "Murderer," "Puppet of Big Oil," "Fool" are among the epithets hurled at them.

Free speech! They are exercising their constitutionally protected rights by abusing those who protect it, who bled for it, who are in some cases dying for it. Political dissent! They disagree with a governmental policy, so they attack those who are ordered to uphold it.

They proclaim their moral superiority by acting in an amoral manner toward families who are already filled with pain, further adding to the anguish they carry with them each time they visit.

Where are the men and women who would quietly form a strong, broad gauntlet along those walks to seperate those who would abuse from those who bear its brunt? Where are the active, reserve, retired, or discharged personnel who will place themselves around these families, to intercept the insults and yells of those who would hurt them? Where is the rumbling thunder of motorcycles bearing denim and leather-clad Viet-era Vets who remember first hand the feeling of being pelted in spittle and ire to stand alongside each other to make this quiet gauntlet?

Where are those who will come and thank these families by offering up their time to stand guard over them as they pass along that walk to their sons, their daughters, their wives and husbands, their mothers and fathers as they lay in their beds and wonder how they will rejoin their units, their families, and the world?

I cannot stand beside them as they make that passage. I can only ask those who can why they do not. I can only look into the anguished faces in photos on a news site and ask why they were allowed to pass unprotected from those who mistake Hate for Free Speech.

I can only ask one of you to take a place in that gauntlet for me, and to hold it strong for me, and to block the hate directed at a survivor, and do it in my name.


GravatarOy, I'm so sorry.


GravatarI assume you've heard the Hayseed Dixie stuff...? If not, I'll try to borrow a copy and turn ya awn...
.
Jeffraham Prestonian


i love
the cover of hell's bells


GravatarPeople are beginning to flood north from New Orleans ahead of the storm. Traffic will be terrible tomorrow.


GravatarFor future generations, EschaCon Day will be a day of great celebration.

One of the rituals will be to frolick in fountains until the police show up.


GravatarAwjeez, Oy. I don't know what else to say, except I'm so sorry you had to go through that. I'm glad she went out on good terms, though.


GravatarThat I would blame on the bagpipes...
Uncle Smokes
==

I'm one of those weirdos who actually likes bagpipes. My dad was in the British Army in WWII, and he was always dragging the family to see the the Black Watch and Scots Guard. It kinda took with me, I guess.


GravatarFrom a Ft Worth Star Telegram story today about the pro war rally in Crawford.yeah, I guess everyone at camp casey are pot smoking dazed and confused america haters. What a nightmare it must be to live in Texas and read this right wing propaganda every day:

Milton Pittman of Arlington and Libby Patterson of Fort Worth said they drove to Crawford to show their support for Bush and were amazed by the large crowds. "I think it shows the freedom of speech that we have in America," said Patterson.


Pittman agreed, calling the pro-Bush crowds "very cordial, like regular people," while saying the anti-war demonstrators seemed "confused."


yeah, I guess everyone at camp casey are pot smoking dazed and confused america haters. What a nightmare it must be to live in Texas and read this right wing propaganda every day.


GravatarFrom a Ft Worth Star Telegram story today about the pro war rally in Crawford.yeah, I guess everyone at camp casey are pot smoking dazed and confused america haters. What a nightmare it must be to live in Texas and read this right wing propaganda every day:

Milton Pittman of Arlington and Libby Patterson of Fort Worth said they drove to Crawford to show their support for Bush and were amazed by the large crowds. "I think it shows the freedom of speech that we have in America," said Patterson.


Pittman agreed, calling the pro-Bush crowds "very cordial, like regular people," while saying the anti-war demonstrators seemed "confused."


yeah, I guess everyone at camp casey are pot smoking dazed and confused america haters. What a nightmare it must be to live in Texas and read this right wing propaganda every day.


GravatarWho farted?


GravatarThanks Buckeye... I'm sure I'll be hearing and seeing her around the house for some time yet.


GravatarOne of the rituals will be to frolick in fountains until the police show up.
NTodd


waving pants above your heads while chantiong something about "the ferral burro of ba'al"


GravatarWhen I took her in to the vet, I was sobbing. But afterwards, the assistant came out and said, "I know it was hard, but I saw her, and it was time." Those were the nicest words I could hear at the time.

You know that you did what you did out of love, and that your baby would thank you if she could.
Marcia Brady | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 11:05 pm | #


If only the moonbats at Walter Reed cared as much for our troops as you do your dog.

Kinda puts it in perspective.


Gravatar
I'm one of those weirdos who actually likes bagpipes. My dad was in the British Army in WWII, and he was always dragging the family to see the the Black Watch and Scots Guard. It kinda took with me, I guess.


I love love love bagpipes. can't get enough of them. when i graduated from college, we had bagpipes at the commencement; i was the only one with tears in my eyes. i must be that scottish blood.


GravatarOy,

I know this must have been a rough day for you. Be kind to yourself.

I'm still sending some good stuff in your general direction.


Gravatardeep fried bacon.

Wrapped in bacon?
NTodd


It's the Canola that keeps it from being instantly lethal. Though you should probably eat it sitting down, and plan on a nap afterward.


GravatarOytotheWorld, new here, but I do want to say, very sorry about your loss.


GravatarPat Robertson is soooo dreamy.

I know! When he gets that sexy consipated look while praying to change a hurricane's course, or when he asks God to kill off a judge or two, and then that wonderful twinkle comes into his eyes that says, "I'm taking you to the toolshed, dahlin'!"


GravatarI'm sure I'll be hearing and seeing her around the house for some time yet.

indeed you will.


GravatarOne of the rituals will be to frolick in fountains until the police show up.
NTodd


Logan Circle Fountain's your best bet!


GravatarAnd the difference between 'shall' and 'will' is slightly pedantic as well.... pbg

pbg - so what would be the correct parsing for this?

Mar shall will and holly
on a routine expedition...


GravatarOyToTheWorld

Last nite I went out and fell asleep next to where a precious pet is buried.

The best to ya.

It's starting to thunder in the distance and Zoey is creeping around checking out the windows. She misses LC, too.


.


GravatarSorry - STATUE


Gravatarolexicon: and your lucky i open my mail from first letter on

Indeed, I am -- but!

Allow me to say that the tune is not bluegrass.

Bluegrass doesn't allow drums or electric bass, strictly speaking.

It's still quite entertaining, nonetheless!
.


Gravatarfourlegs, pimp Maxx to your heart's content!

I googled Norwegian Forest Cat (never heard of it before), Wow! Such big feet, and so fluffly!

But yes, Maxx does look like he's got some parentage that was Norwegian Forest Cat. (not that I'm an expert on this)

Maxx looks so much happier and conent now.


GravatarWT

Mr lb once made a brilliant Haggis and oyster pasta.....


GravatarHey, JP, I just stumbled onto WOLF FM via iTunes radio.


GravatarWT

Mr lb once made a brilliant Haggis and oyster pasta.....


Gravatarfor those of you with HBO, i recommend the just started (2002)episode of Curb Yr Enthusiam- 'The Terrorist Attack' Effing briliant


Gravatar" In Scotland, they like deep fried Mars bars."
Uncle Smokes
==

"Don't they also have a high rate of suicide?"
mena

Okay, you guys, lay off the Scots. I don't want to have to get all haggis on all y'all.


Gravatar4lg --

I never said that Episcopalians were crazy, but there is crazy & there is crazy

The former priest at the Episcopal parish in my home town ttold me that most of the people who were leaving were doing so because he would not tell them what to do (mind you, he was bringing a lot more people into the church -- largely by reaching out the the gay & lesbian community)


GravatarPat Robertson is soooo dreamy.



Yeah, if you like something who looks like the Cryptkeeper.


GravatarBluegrass doesn't allow drums or electric bass, strictly speaking.

It's still quite entertaining, nonetheless!
.
Jeffraham Prestonian


duly noted
and ain't it
I just like
"but what
we don't love them whores..."


Gravatarfourlegsgood, Marcia Brady, Eli, TheOtherWashington, Thank you guys so much. I'm so glad to have this community of people who are so understanding and kind.


GravatarNYMary:
I came across an interesting item in a catalog I got in the mail today.

Sure enough they had it online


GravatarThe Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, D.C., the current home of hundreds of wounded veterans from the war in Iraq, has been the target of weekly anti-war demonstrations since March. The protesters hold signs that read “Maimed for Lies†and “Enlist here and die for Halliburton.â€

The anti-war demonstrators, who obtain their protest permits from the Washington, D.C., police department, position themselves directly in front of the main entrance to the Army Medical Center, which is located in northwest D.C., about five miles from the White House. Among the props used by the protesters are mock caskets, lined up on the sidewalk to represent the death toll in Iraq.





Yep, way to support those troops.


Gravatarfor those of you with HBO, i recommend the just started (2002)episode of Curb Yr Enthusiam- 'The Terrorist Attack' Effing briliant
aeon_flux


My all time episode?

When the newspaper didn't spell check an obit and "cunt" was printed instead of "aunt."


GravatarYeah, if you like something who looks like the Cryptkeeper.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat


DON'T SAY THAT!!!


GravatarIf only the moonbats at Walter Reed cared as much for our troops as you do your dog.

Kinda puts it in perspective.


I NEVER do this, but fuck you asshole. fuck you straight to hell. you take someone's personal tragedy to make a cheapshot against supposed protestors? fuck you. you should be ashamed of yourself and the fact that you are likely not ashamed is a testmament to the fact that your soul is shriveled. you fucking disgust me.

goddamit what a fucking asshole. fuck you fuck you fuck you. you are disgusting, and if i end up in hell, i am for sure going to see you there.

you fucker.


GravatarI don't think I'm going to watch 'Blood Surf'... I don't get what is up w/ all of ya and those cheesy made-for Sci-fi Channel flicks... They melt my brains... Sap my will... to go on...


GravatarDiane, Little Boots, agave, Thanks to you also. It has been so amazing to have you guys to chat with. Thanks for all of your support.


Gravatarntodd
you have mail pertaining to the aforementioned transaction


Gravatarsorry bout that, y'all. i think i have had too much gin.


Gravataryeah, lionkitty...pimp that puss!


Someone has got to do it!!


GravatarGordo the Imaginary Iraq Veteran blogs on some freeper meltdown:

"

Then it happend. The good little democrat in me tied the little noose around his neck and jumped off the stool. He just couldn’t take it anymore.

I think this man shares a sentiment and realization that many democrats are finally arriving at. Admit it or not democrats, but like the radicals with Islam, the moonbat radicals have hijacked your party.

If you people want to BE the "party of the people" you need to switch sides or take your party back."

poor guapo. the Massachusets National Guard, or Army Reserve would both be eager to chat with you. why not give them a call today? or later this week? I'm sure Mrs. Gordon the Imaginary Iraq Veteran would be very proud of you.


GravatarRipley: Hey, JP, I just stumbled onto WOLF FM via iTunes radio.

You got there ahead of me...! I be mystified, ponderin' the connection.
.


GravatarIf only the moonbats at Walter Reed cared as much for our troops as you do your dog.

If only you cared about humans as much as you care about your fucking fish.


Gravatarsorry bout that, y'all. i think i have had too much gin.
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng)

you say that like it's a bad thing

I like gin because it makes me a happy drunk


Gravatar" sorry bout that, y'all. i think i have had too much gin." --
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng)

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

There is no such thing as too much gin!


GravatarI don't get what is up w/ all of ya and those cheesy made-for Sci-fi Channel flicks... They melt my brains... Sap my will... to go on...


We enjoy the carnage.


Gravatarlb0313, um, why are you still here? Shouldn't you be hauling ass north-as in NOW!

We'll still be here when you get back, promise!


GravatarThen it happend. The good little democrat in me tied the little noose around his neck and jumped off the stool. He just couldn’t take it anymore.

I think this man shares a sentiment and realization that many democrats are finally arriving at. Admit it or not democrats, but like the radicals with Islam, the moonbat radicals have hijacked your party.

If you people want to BE the "party of the people" you need to switch sides or take your party back."


Like his preznit, he believes what he wishes to believe.

Even if it's utter crap!


GravatarIf only you cared about humans as much as you care about your fucking fish.


That'll be the day.


GravatarYeah, if you like something who looks like the Cryptkeeper.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat


He looks like Alfred E Neuman

Or is that the other guy?

.


GravatarWe enjoy the carnage.
fourlegsgood


Chili con carnage.


GravatarIt's ok, seaxneat. Gordo makes a good stinkbait for catfish but as a human, he's lacking a certain... soul.

He's just another Bush Culture of Death breadfan, who's angry because Life won't high-5 him and talk dirty to him.


GravatarTerri C.-- oh yeah another laff out loud one---

one of my faves- the one in which Larry scores some..."endo" for his dad's glaucoma.

(new season starts 9/25 whee)


Gravatar"Get your haggis, right here! Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach! Tastes as good as it sounds!"

-- Groundskeeper Willie, The Simpsons

Sorry Marcia, meant no disrespect for the Scots...anyone who'd eat a deep freid Mars bar certainly knows something about living the good life.


Gravataractually, i am surprised at how buzzed i am. i have had maybe 4 oz of of gin at this point. i am very buzzed, but i can drrink more whisky than this. strange. maybe its true what they say about varying stuff.




man, i havent had gin in over a year. i do like gin.


Gravatar"If only you cared about humans as much as you care about your fucking fish."

You are defined and shaped by what you love.


GravatarIn 1972 I was at the World Scottish Festival in Tornoto (there are more Scots in Canada than in Scotland) -- a football field full of pipers trying to stay together playing "Amazing Grace" is not pretty!

And if you like the pipes, I re-recommend "Tunes of Glory" (with Alec Guiness & John Mills)


GravatarHello dears. This evening is a symphony concert in park close to house. Did bot go, too many White People.

Ya know?


Gravatarhttp://wm1.radiotalk.com/tcc/ MRC...ranoPackage.wmv


Moonbats in action.


GravatarYeah, if you like something who looks like the Cryptkeeper.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat

DON'T SAY THAT!!!
Gordon the Magnificent


Sorry, but NOBODY tells ME what NOT to say.


Gravataraeon - the episode you're talking about was on 2 or 3 nights ago.


GravatarOyToTheWorld


Thanks for the thanks.

.


GravatarOy, I've had to have three put down. A fourth died at home while we both fought for her life. When he gave the shot to one of them, my vet remarked that it was the toughest part of his job.

Hard as it is, most of us know when it's time. This is the last part of the bargain we make with our beasts.

I've had "visits" from several of my dead kitties. I don't know if they are real, but they give some comfort.


GravatarTerri C.-- oh yeah another laff out loud one---

one of my faves- the one in which Larry scores some..."endo" for his dad's glaucoma.

(new season starts 9/25 whee)
aeon_flux

That was great. Larry's dad: "Hey, this is good shit!"


Gravatarwell done smalfish, your cowboys beat my texans!


GravatarPoppie, Gordo isn't worth the pixels he writes with, don't expend another nanosecond worrying about what shit like him thinks.


GravatarYou are defined and shaped by what you love.

I am shaped by gravy.


GravatarYou got there ahead of me...! I be mystified, ponderin' the connection

It's a Nashville station, evidently.


Gravatari'm with seaxneat. normally gordo is just a tedious idiot. we get lots of them here, not really a big deal. but that was uncalled for.


Gravatar4lg --

I never said that Episcopalians were crazy, but there is crazy & there is crazy


No, I'M saying that.

My family is episcopal, and some of them are every bit as crazy as the fundy catholics.


GravatarFriends are here. I must say goodnight. Sleep tight, all.


Gravatarolexicon - I appreciate your thoughts on bluegrass music.


Gravatarolexicon - I appreciate your thoughts on bluegrass music.


Gravatar"anyone who'd eat a deep freid Mars bar certainly knows something about living the good life." --
Uncle Smokes

Depression, fried Mars bars, haggis, and alcohol.

This is my inheritance.


Gravatar"If only the moonbats at Walter Reed cared as much for our troops as you do your dog."


Oh, how tiresome!


Gravatarshorter troll,

engage me!!!!


GravatarIf only you cared about humans as much as you care about your fucking fish.

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

George W. Bush, Saginaw, Michigan, Sep. 29, 2000.


GravatarTerry C - I'm going to have to get me one of those small statues of St. Francis of Assisi, as another former Catholic. My wife wears my St. Christopher always now, my mother makes us all wear one when we travel. My wife went somewhere six months or so ago, and now never takes it off.


GravatarI am shaped by gravy.



GravatarWe enjoy the carnage.

Ah right, the carnage. I get an OD from watching What Not To Where, American Idol, et al when my bro and sis have em on the tube. What they put those people through...

*sigh* *grasps brow at thought of it*


Gravatarolexicon - I appreciate your thoughts on bluegrass music.
NTodd


how does it rank?


GravatarOne of the rituals will be to frolick in fountains until the police show up.
NTodd


will that be nekkid frolicking?


GravatarIt's ok, seaxneat. Gordo makes a good stinkbait for catfish but as a human, he's lacking a certain... soul.

He's just another Bush Culture of Death breadfan, who's angry because Life won't high-5 him and talk dirty to him.
Ripley | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 11:16 pm | #


Incapable of tackling the issues, Ripley decides to troll.


GravatarYou are defined and shaped by what you love.
Doug |

I love me the Underdog. And squirrels and bluejays and crows. I love me gay and bi's. I love me all of the creatures of the Earth that are not mainstream. I love me the Chi-Cubs. I love non-white peeps.

I am sick to death of White Dominion.

Ya know>?


GravatarI'm almost ashamed to admit it, but I thought the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" when Larry had the pubic hair caught in his throat was funny.


Gravatar"man, i havent had gin in over a year. i do like gin." --
seaxneat

ginny, gin, gin.


Gravatar
Sorry Marcia, meant no disrespect for the Scots...anyone who'd eat a deep freid Mars bar certainly knows something about living the good life.



hahahahaha! haggis tastes just like sausage. with oatmeal in it. it's quite tasty. if anyone is heding to edinburgh, i suggest the stuart's B&B. near.... fuck where is it? the park with all the plague victims' bodies in it. fucking great place. just down the street from a great bar called the belfrey. at least, 4.5 years ago there was a bar called the belfrey...


GravatarI see white people

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Gravatar"will that be nekkid frolicking?" --
flory, Business Manager

I expect at least pantsless.


GravatarI am shaped by gravy.



WAVY gravy?


Gravatarginny, gin, gin.

hahaha! i'm so bad! i love scotch, and i love gin! anchorman has NOTHING on me!!!!!!


GravatarI love me the Underdog. And squirrels and bluejays and crows. I love me gay and bi's. I love me all of the creatures of the Earth that are not mainstream. I love me the Chi-Cubs. I love non-white peeps.

I am sick to death of White Dominion.

Ya know>?
Sarah Deere | Email | 08.27.05 - 11:20 pm | #

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Christ, you're a braying idiot.

White dominion, you are white you dumb bitch.


GravatarMy wife wears my St. Christopher always now, my mother makes us all wear one when we travel. My wife went somewhere six months or so ago, and now never takes it off.



I wear one too.


My family is full of pilots- everyone wears one.


Gravatar"I am shaped by gravy."

Well, as we get older we start to aquire (how shall I put this?) a Falstafian profile. Must mean we are becoming much more fond of everything.


GravatarI've had "visits" from several of my dead kitties. I don't know if they are real, but they give some comfort.
Ahianne

Me, too.

SD


Gravatar"I am shaped by gravy."
Uncle Smokes

Somewhat better than being shaped like gravy.


GravatarIncapable of tackling the issues, Ripley decides to troll.
Gordon the Magnificent


What "September the 11th" has become to DUMBya, "Walter Reed" has become to Gordo.


GravatarMy family is episcopal, and some of them are every bit as crazy as the fundy catholics.
fourlegsgood | Email | 08.27.05 - 11:18 pm | #
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i grew up in the episcopal church. not a lot of nuttiness. now my parents are involved with something called the charismatic episcopal church. it's like a shadow episcopal church, as far as i can tell. they have their own priests and bishops and everything. the whole nine yards. they are completely insane. my parents are charismatic episcopalians who speak in tongues and wish they were jewish so they could be messianic jews. nobody believes me when i tell them that, but it's true.


GravatarDepression, fried Mars bars, haggis, and alcohol.

This is my inheritance.


Don't forget bagpipes and Ewan McGregor.

Seriously, though, the list is impressive.


GravatarGordon is still boring and too stupid to live.


Ignore him folks.


GravatarWell, as we get older we start to aquire (how shall I put this?) a Falstafian profile

I represent that remark.


GravatarYoo-hoo, Gordon!


BOOOOOOO!



AHAHAHAHAHAHA


Gravatar Poppie, Gordo isn't worth the pixels he writes with, don't expend another nanosecond worrying about what shit like him thinks.

i know. usually, i'm able to resist, but as you may have seen, i am a little inebriated.


GravatarAhianne ... I don't know what I feel about the afterworld ... but I really feel like she said goodbye to me today.

Well, thank you all for all of your support tonight. I really needed it. Now I'm off to bed since I haven't slept in about 42 hours. Much love to all.


GravatarRipley: It's a Nashville station, evidently.

Oh! Well, then!

I guess I'm embarrassed -- I only memorized some of the local TV stations' call letters, and very, very few of the radio stations' -- would this, perhaps be "Lightning 100"? I really don't listen to radio, other than the AM version of our NPR outlet @ 1420kHz (since they have all the kewl programming, as opposed to the bullshit on the FM equiv).
.


Gravatar"A guy who used to be a monk at St. Louis Abbey (who has since lweft to become an Episcopal priest) was ordained to the diaconate by the Rat & says that he is actually a very kind person (but of course he has sold his soul to the system -- being infallible means never being able to say that you or your predecessors made a mistake)"

What's odd is I can totally see that. Personal kindness combined with that institutional evil that somehow makes you worse than if you were nasty to begin with. And I know he was a "liberal" at Vatican II. But now he's just curdled and nasty and hopelessly wrong for the Pope. There's a reason they don't give the Papacy to the Grand Inquisitor, usually. Too much evil inherent in the position. You never wash away that nastiness, at least not in this life. (By the way, papal infallibility doesn't really mean what most protestants--and most catholics, for that matter--think it means.)


Gravatar"you dumb bitch"


There's that respectful attitude towards women again.


Gravatar4lg --

Sorry for the typo -- I meant to say, "I never said Episcopalians weren't crazy" -- I hate it when I do that (though I have prolly avoided trouble by accidentally saying the opposite of what I intended on more than one occasion)

Pikies used to be nuts in a nice way -- the Scaife & Ahmunson people who are trying to split the church are nuts without being nice!


Gravatar"If only the moonbats at Walter Reed cared as much for our troops as you do your dog."


Oh, how tiresome!
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat | Email | 08.27.05 - 11:19 pm | #


Incapable of tackling the issue, the dumb cunt trolls.....


GravatarIf only you cared about humans as much as you care about your fucking fish.

So long, and thanks for the fish.


Gravatarwhere the fuck does that word come from "inebriated"? does that mean, when I'm sober, i'm "ebriated"?


GravatarWell, thank you all for all of your support tonight. I really needed it. Now I'm off to bed since I haven't slept in about 42 hours. Much love to all.
OyToTheWorld


Take care.

This, too, will pass.


Gravatarthe park with all the plague victims' bodies in it.

Now there is an idea for a theme park I hadn't thought of.


Gravatarthe dumb cunt


Yep, he has such a charming attitude towards women.


Gravatar The purpose of the rally, organizers said, was to demonstrate the veterans' opposition to the war and occupation in Iraq, to protest cutbacks in veterans' programs and to highlight the growing number of wounded U.S. soldiers.
[snip]
McCann, who served in the Air Force in the early 1970s, said the Pentagon and White House want to keep the wounded out of the public eye to avoid losing support for the occupation of Iraq.


These protests started a long time ago. Like 2003.

The Pentagon isn't treating the vets any better now.


Gravatarmena, my mom loved bagpipes. Used to listen to them to relax before going to bed. One night she wasn't using headphones and I had to ask her to turn the music down! A daughter asking her mom to turn her music down who'd have thought it?


GravatarOh, Uncle Smokes, I never forget Ewan McGregor.


GravatarMy family is full of pilots- everyone wears one.

As someone that went to Catholic school as a youth, and has not stepped into a church for other than a wedding or a funeral in probably twenty years, I never step on a plane without my blessed St. Christopher.


Gravatar I understand the anguish that some feel about the death that takes place.
-- George W. Bush, Texas, Aug. 11, 2005


Gravatarwhere the fuck does that word come from "inebriated"? does that mean, when I'm sober, i'm "ebriated"?
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng)

you have liost yor ability to ebriate


Gravatarflory - well, at least pantsless.

olexicon - it's pretty weird! Something like a cross between Dave Matthews and, well, bluegrass! Funny hearing the twangy vocals doing hiphop lyrics.


GravatarIncapable of tackling the issues, Ripley decides to troll.


You are stupid beyond degree, friend. Either that or you're willfully (and woefully) ignorant.

Your 'war president' put those men and women in Walter Reed. And he tells us their lives and limbs require more lives and limbs to honor them? Will you give your life or your limbs to the Honor and Sacrifice, Inc. factory?

Enlist, Patriot Actor. Show America your pride and patriotism. Show America how much you believe in Bush's Noble Cause.


GravatarScary Vagina

Ah yes, Georgia O'Keefe's brief foray into abstract expressionism...


Gravatarthe dumb cunt


Yep, he has such a charming attitude towards women.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat | Email | 08.27.05 - 11:25 pm | #


Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....


Gravatari'm with seaxneat. normally gordo is just a tedious idiot. we get lots of them here, not really a big deal. but that was uncalled for.

He's like Avestus - he has no sense of where the line is, and he's *proud* of it.

Even the John Kerry troll, or whatever his name is, not only backed off but told Avestus to put a sock in it, IIRC.


GravatarMain Entry: 1in·ebri·ate
Pronunciation: i-'nE-brE-"At
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): -at·ed; -at·ing
Etymology: Latin inebriatus, past participle of inebriare, from in- + ebriare to intoxicate, from ebrius drunk
1 : to exhilarate or stupefy as if by liquor
2 : to make drunk : INTOXICATE
- in·ebri·a·tion /-"nE-brE-'A-sh&n/ noun


GravatarBut, St Chris is no longer Recognized by the Church, eh?


Gravatarmy parents are charismatic episcopalians who speak in tongues and wish they were jewish so they could be messianic jews. nobody believes me when i tell them that, but it's true.


Dude! that's what I'm talking about.

My step mother went on a tour of the "holy land" a few years back and came back spouting all kinds of end times shit.

There are charismatic catholics too. My late uncle joined one of their churches and took my mother there when she was visiting (this was somewhere near Phoenix, out in the desert). My mother about had a conniption fit when they started talking in tongues and shit. LOL.

There's a woman I work with who casually told me she speaks in tongues. I couldn't resist, "so what's that like?" I asked.

She says she doesn't really remember afterwards.

Pity.


GravatarGordon, you're not seriously using somebody's personal sadness to score a cheap political point, are you? You're obviously a troll, but shit, have some kind of human decency, can't you?


GravatarWhOOOOO HOOOOOO!


Cowboys rule the lowly Texans!


WhOOOOOO HOooo


GravatarOlaf - what exactly is the point of a fundie Episcopalian church?

Is it so you can have the social prestige of saying you're Episcopalian, while at the same time enjoying white trash ritual like speaking in tongues?

I mean, seriously. If you want to be a fundamentalist, aren't there plenty of places to go for that without screwing up the religion of relatively sane people?


Gravatar"if anyone is heding to edinburgh, i suggest the stuart's B&B. near.... fuck where is it? the park with all the plague victims' bodies in it."

Don't tell me, seaxneat, you're in advertising! You sure know how to sell!


Gravatarolexicon - it's pretty weird! Something like a cross between Dave Matthews and, well, bluegrass! Funny hearing the twangy vocals doing hiphop lyrics.
NTodd

that's why i love it
and they actually keep the suthern pronounciations
"i don't love them whores'
vs.
"we don't luv dem ho's"


GravatarHi Everyone


GravatarWell, as we get older we start to aquire (how shall I put this?) a Falstafian profile

Sounds like there could be a retort to Gordo: do thee amend face, and I shall amend my life.


GravatarDoug: thank you!


GravatarSeaxneat,

I know, your fortitude and reserve are quite admirable...and gin doth loosen the tongue. Anybody ever tell you you're cute when your're drunk?

Seriously, if you are going to drink gin, buy some Citadel, it doesn't have the fuesel oils in it that cause nearly instant inebriation and the bad hangover. Its yummy...I should have bought it rather than the Sotol yesterday.


GravatarPersonal kindness combined with that institutional evil

Hitler had good table manners, although he once accidentally pierced his scrotum with a salad fork.


GravatarEvening, all. We had a wonderful day in upstate NY, sipping elitist wines & dining fine.


GravatarI understand the anguish that some feel about the death that takes place.
-- George W. Bush, Texas, Aug. 11, 2005
Max Planck |

AS if......


Gravatardo thee amend face, and I shall amend my life.
NTodd

i been out in the dield amending fences all day


GravatarExcuse me: "Do thou amend thy face, and I'll amend my life."

I guess that meas it's time for me to go to bed, even though I have not heard the chimes at midnight...


GravatarEvening, all. We had a wonderful day in upstate NY, sipping elitist wines & dining fine.

You can't fool us. We all KNOW, you're Watertiger.


GravatarSeriously, if you are going to drink gin, buy some Citadel, it doesn't have the fuesel oils in it that cause nearly instant inebriation and the bad hangover. Its yummy...I should have bought it rather than the Sotol yesterday.

citadel... i will check it out. me likes the bombay, but i have to admit i am surprised at the swiftness of the buzz, so, maybe i will check out this citadel about which you speak.


GravatarThere are charismatic catholics too.

That was a big fad in the 1970s. my parents got into it briefly. That and fondue. What a weird fucking decade...


GravatarEvening, all. We had a wonderful day in upstate NY, sipping elitist wines & dining fine.
Thers |

GOOD!!!!!


GravatarOlaf --
We had a guy from the Charismatic Episcopal Church in our Sumer Vocation Program a few years ago -- seemed obsessed with the demonic -- not healthy -- also homophobic

Little Boots --
I know the parameters of papal infallibility -- also it's historical problems & the fact that it is simply untrue (& worthless if no one can ever agree about what is or is not an infallible statement), but there is a "creeping" infallibilism where every opinio of a pontiff is venerated (like, just ot make sure) -- the cult of the personality attached to the pope began with Pius IX (who outlived practically everyone but Queen Victoria) -- it is not a good thing!


GravatarGordon = Easily propagandised dupe , storm trooping idiot blathering for state power .

Fuck you


GravatarAs soon as this giant crocodile or shark or whatever it is eats someone I'm turning this lousy movie off.


Gravatarmy parents are charismatic episcopalians who speak in tongues

The gifts of the spirit should have included blow jobs. And the interpretation of blow jobs.


GravatarNTodd, I was unaware that such a work of art exists. Evidently, I didn't receive my Renewal notice this year and was left off the subscription list.


GravatarWhen we went to Abq, we went straight to a Spanish wedding reception. The cool thing was they all love Melissa, her Dad is Spanish. And they loved me. We had thought about getting Married there, and that was the rumour.

It turned into a big BBQ the next day for her Dads side of the family to meet Melissa's Fiance'.

It's wierd when you look around, and realize you are the only, as has happened to me in NM, or one of the few 'white' people, there.

Should happen to everybody.

(more thunder)
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GravatarI understand the anguish that some feel about the death that takes place.
-- George W. Bush, Texas, Aug. 11, 2005
Max Planck |

AS if......
Sarah Deere


Yeah, I know - what a sociopathic prick!


GravatarI know, your fortitude and reserve are quite admirable...and gin doth loosen the tongue. Anybody ever tell you you're cute when your're drunk?


and, uh, no... no one has told me that! *blush*


GravatarOyToTheWorld.......Although I never met you or knew your fuzzy buddy, as soon as I read your message, my eyes started to water. I'm sure there must be some sort of imbalance in my nature because for some reason I take the death of a pet far more seriously than that of humans (close family notwithstanding). Believe me when I say my thoughts are with you. Peace.


GravatarThese protests started a long time ago. Like 2003.

feh! Try the bonus marchers in the 1920s. MacArthur drove tanks into them. The veterans benefits are not to help veterans, but to make the rest of us feel good.


GravatarYou can't fool us. We all KNOW, you're Watertiger.

I should be so lucky...


GravatarThe Pentagon isn't treating the vets any better now.

My grasp of history isn't terribly good, but I think the period after World War II (the G. I. Bill) was one of the only times the government did right by veterans, including all the way back to after the Revolution.


GravatarThat was a big fad in the 1970s. my parents got into it briefly. That and fondue. What a weird fucking decade...


Yeah, I remember my mom giving a fondue party.


She wasn't much for the charismatic thing.


GravatarHe's like Avestus - he has no sense of where the line is, and he's *proud* of it.

On the bright side -- he's awful damn close to going to far.

Which means he's damn close to getting banned.


GravatarDon't tell me, seaxneat, you're in advertising! You sure know how to sell!

what? that was a major selling point for my newlywed wife and me!!!!


GravatarThat and fondue. What a weird fucking decade...
Thers

Yes, all that and carpet on Walls. What were they thinking .

Remember Gods Eyes? Yarn wrapped round an X formed of 2 sticks to make a sort of hippie dream catcher. I'd forgotten them till I saw an old foto of my Dad in Buddy Holly glasses, and that Stuff on the wall .


GravatarPersonal kindness combined with that institutional evil that somehow makes you worse than if you were nasty to begin with.

Yeah, belief in one's own righteousness unfortunately leads to a lot of wickedness...

We should really just scroll past the trolls, btw


Gravatar"And the interpretation of blow jobs."

is that like reading tea leafs?


Gravatar"Hitler had good table manners, although he once accidentally pierced his scrotum with a salad fork." --
spinoza

Now there goes all my happy gin all over my keyboard...


GravatarOkay, I'm confused.


Exploding sharks?


GravatarWell, I must be depressed.

I teared up at Oy's note... and earlier, I re-watched Magnolia, as I couldn't remember a damned thing about it, other than Seymour Philip Hoffmania being in it, and I wept like an old woman when the Aimee Mann tune came on -- the one where most of the main characters sing along with a line or two of it.

Or, maybe it's andropause.
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Gravatar"Evening, all. We had a wonderful day in upstate NY, sipping elitist wines & dining fine." --
Thers

How do we know it's really you?


GravatarJust a hit and run post, but if there's any Sheehan supporters who can contact Camp Casey they might like to know that there's a 'spy' at the camp. Some guy is taping conversations he's having with the participants. From KLIF's podcast page:

570 KLIF's Ankarlo Mornings' spy, Michael, reports from deep within the bowels of the Cindy Sheehan camp in Crawford, Texas. Michael has gone undercover. And man, does he have some stories.
http://www.amfmpodcast.com/PodCa...rlo- michael.mp3


Gravatarand, uh, no... no one has told me that! *blush*
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng) | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 11:32 pm | #

just thought you should know. Chivalry is not dead either.


Gravatarwhat? that was a major selling point for my newlywed wife and me!!!!

honeymooned in scotland we did, at the beginning of january 2001. fucking awesome time. sun didnt come up till 10 in the morning and set at 4 pm.

eDINBURGH IS GORGEOUS!!!!!


GravatarI know the parameters of papal infallibility -- also it's historical problems & the fact that it is simply untrue (& worthless if no one can ever agree about what is or is not an infallible statement)

Technically, it's never been used, and is also quite new, relatively speaking.

Infallibility though has never caused the serious problems like, say, Ne Temere did.


GravatarI've never even tried fondu. Does that make me lucky?

Is that bread in melted cheeze?


Gravatarthis particularly loathsome brand of troll seeks only raw attention, it has no inner monologue to negate that end- therefore, no inhibition. he is to be pitied at best and beaten the crap outthereof at least...


GravatarI love that movie, JP.

And William H Macy is devestating, as usual.


Gravatarnight all

peace and humptinewss forever
must go out anc celebrate my birthday, properlike


GravatarPixie - Cindy has a diary at dKos. You might start there if the cast is legit, and not just made up shit.


Gravatarjust thought you should know. Chivalry is not dead either.

it certainly is not. every day, men let women onto elevators first and let them off first at my building....







.... but i think its just so they can look at the women's asses....

seriously! you should watch mens eyes going on and getting off elevators!


GravatarI've never even tried fondu. Does that make me lucky?

In essense, it involves paying some one a big wad of money to do prep work so you can cook for yourself.


GravatarI had a girlfriend once who spoke in tongs. Oral sex came close to being a wok of art.


Gravatar
How do we know it's really you?


Uh... my winning smile? Hold on...





There. Inimitible.

Also, bacon.


GravatarI remember Gods Eyes and fondue. And with those happy thoughts, I'm really leaving this time. G'night moonbats.


GravatarGordon, you're not seriously using somebody's personal sadness to score a cheap political point, are you?

No, he's not. He gives a shit about politiocs. Almost none of them do, really, at least not as far as Eschaton is concerned. He's a chain-yanker, and we have enough yankees around here to keep Gordo and all the rest happy as pigs in a wallow. Give him a thread without a strong topic, and he'll appoint himself the topic.


GravatarMichael has gone undercover. And man, does he have some stories.



More right wing fairytales.


Gravatar"Today at Crawford"


GravatarI've never even tried fondu. Does that make me lucky?

Is that bread in melted cheeze?



It can be, or meat in various sauces, or fruit in chocolate...

For a while, everyone had a fondue pot.


GravatarInfallibility though has never caused the serious problems like, say, Ne Temere did.

It's causing some serious fucking problems now that El Guapo has adopted it.

'I'm from CT, no TX! I'm the President, no the Pope! I'm freaking GOD!! Now, watch this drive...'


GravatarI've had "visits" from several of my dead kitties. I don't know if they are real, but they give some comfort.
Ahianne

Me, too.

SD
Sarah Deere


I had a cat in Ohio that I loved.

I would swear I could hear him running up the basement stairs, long after he was gone. He just disapeared, so that was hard to deal with.

.


GravatarOlaf - what exactly is the point of a fundie Episcopalian church?

Is it so you can have the social prestige of saying you're Episcopalian, while at the same time enjoying white trash ritual like speaking in tongues?

I mean, seriously. If you want to be a fundamentalist, aren't there plenty of places to go for that without screwing up the religion of relatively sane people?
Jennifer | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 11:28 pm | #
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beats the hell out of me. my explanation is that they're crazy. for myself, i might attend the festival of lessons and carrols around christmas once every couple of years (it has to be traditional, though. i don't want anything experimental), and maybe take in a performance of handel's messiah around easter once in a while. that's enough church for me.


GravatarHow do we know it's really you?
Marcia Brady


Perhaps if NYMary came in a vouched for him?


Gravatar I had a girlfriend once who spoke in tongs. Oral sex came close to being a wok of art.

I bet. But then, I once had a girlfriend who spoke in carving forks. Talk about AWK-ward...


GravatarIs that bread in melted cheeze?
A.Scott


Yes. Or melted chocolate. Either one is a weird concept.


GravatarI had a girlfriend once who spoke in tongs.


I'll bet she was good at barbecue.


GravatarYeah, belief in one's own righteousness unfortunately leads to a lot of wickedness....

I didn't mean that as an absolute generalizatin, btw

But, you all know what I'm talking about. On the right, there's a lot of skeezeballs (Rush, for example) and then there's a lot of sincere, Confucianist types who are being suckered by all the Limbaughs and Coulters.


GravatarI live in a 'hood that is mostly Black, some Hispanic. Tonight, in the park a couple of blocks away has thye Symphony give a concert there. At 7PM. At 6:45, my street (a block and a half away from said park) began to fill up. All White Folks.

When I sit on my front porch any time of the day, thye black and the hispanic folks wave and speak - make connection.

Tonight, the WHite Folks? Nothing.

I am ashamed of my race. You know>

I suspect they (WF) will start streaming in here pretty soon. Those of us who were here earlky on battled drug houses, prostutuion.

The WF wait fior somewone else to do the dirty work for them, hen move ion, jack up the property values, and are generally obnoxious.

I hate these fucking people.

No shit.

SD


GravatarExploding sharks?
fourlegsgood

No, just some ill-tempered sea bass with frickin' lasers on their heads!


GravatarMen's eyes getting on and off elevators? Sounds like another really bad scifi movie!


GravatarOf course, this country was founded by getting the working class to do all the fighting--and then pushing them back in their place.

Things like the G. I. Bill helped a lot of working class folks move up in the country, and helped create the "excess of democracy" the elites have been trying to repress since the 1970's.

Anytime you read about a cut in veteran's benefits, you are reading about the working class suppression that has continued in this country since its inception.


Gravatar
Remember Gods Eyes? Yarn wrapped round an X formed of 2 sticks to make a sort of hippie dream catcher.


And string art. And avocado-colored appliances.


GravatarOr melted chocolate. Either one is a weird concept.


No, no! the chocolate is actually a really good concept.

You can use all kinds of fruit, or pretzels, biscotti, marshmallows....


Fuck. I'm getting hungry again.


Gravatar I had a girlfriend once who spoke in tongs. Oral sex came close to being a wok of art.

I bet. But then, I once had a girlfriend who spoke in carving forks. Talk about AWK-ward...


Beat me to it. Thank god she didn't speak in electric carving knives.

'Who wants some Thanksgiving brist? Plates, people, pass your plates!'


Gravatar"seriously! you should watch mens eyes going on and getting off elevators!"

It's better the lusting after fish.


Gravatar"honeymooned in scotland we did, at the beginning of january 2001. fucking awesome time. sun didnt come up till 10 in the morning and set at 4 pm.

eDINBURGH IS GORGEOUS!!!!!" --
seaxneat

I feel my genes calling me home!


GravatarAnd avocado-colored appliances.


Don't forget the harvest gold!!





Oooooh!! a sea snake!


GravatarHas anyone seen the Dodge Truck commercial yet?

With Snopp Dogg in golf clothes?

The first time I saw that, I said "WTF."


Gravatarsorry - SNOOP Dogg!


GravatarLocal news just falling over themselves for the reich wingers in crawford.

It's looking very ugly down there.It would not suprise me to see violence soon.


GravatarWe should really just scroll past the trolls, btw
Swan


I'm speechless.

Here!?

.


GravatarAnd string art. And avocado-colored appliances.
Thers


And shag carpeting. And Qiana!


GravatarI know the parameters of papal infallibility

At least the Catholics limit infallibility to statements made in cathedra.

The Rethugs accept as infallible remarks made from Shrub while ditching a mountain bike.


Gravatar"And string art. And avocado-colored appliances."
Thers

My mother painted one wall of the living room shiny, enamal orange.

And the standing lamp-tree thingies with the round white glass bulbs.

Precious memories.


GravatarBut then, I once had a girlfriend who spoke in carving forks.

Did you have a good tine with her?


GravatarFuck. I'm getting hungry again.
fourlegsgood


So didja buy some tomatoes today -- or you gonna whine again??


GravatarPixie - Cindy has a diary at dKos. You might start there if the cast is legit, and not just made up shit.

Sounds like made-up shit to me.

There's really doesn't seem to be much substance to what this "michael" character is reporting.


GravatarMy baby is currently "In Air at an altitude of 14800 feet and ground speed of 375 KTS" over CA.


GravatarAnd shag carpeting. And Qiana!

And macrame plant hangers!!


GravatarFalstaff: gotcha , thanks . Ironic I did Prep for a job for years.

FLG: Ah , yes, we had the pot and burner Far in the back of the cupboard, beside the Build Your own Candle kit , Irish Coffee Service Set, WW2 Bayonette,and a soapstone carving kit . ( I've just realised that that cupboard was a dumping ground / archive for every 70's fad) ( 'cept the bayonette, that was just some of Grand-dads crap my mom was always trying to hide from us)

I had the fruit in hot choc sauce , that was Awesome...but whenever I hear about Fondu I seem to visualize a fork holding a big block of bread dripping pale melted cheeze. Always struck me as an odd thing to have a party for .

Twister , I can see ...fondu? Hmmmm....


GravatarLocal news just falling over themselves for the reich wingers in crawford.


Oh, naturally!

ALWAYS on the WRONG side!


GravatarHow the G.I. Bill was administrated was instrumental in civil rights for blacks. The educational benefits were race blind, and so, the returning black veterans who attended college got the the same financial assistance, as everybody else.


Gravatar"And shag carpeting. And Qiana!" --
flory, Business Manager

And Quaaludes (sp?). Nobody does 'ludes anymore.

Not that I ever did.


GravatarSo didja buy some tomatoes today -- or you gonna whine again??


I didn't make it to the grocery store.

But I did go out to dinner, and I have lots of junk food.



Ahhh, now the giant crocodile makes its appearance.


GravatarMelissa's home and no work Manana.

Gonna be a late nite tonite!


Nite All Y'all!

,


GravatarAgave, that may have been the first time I've ever called for scrolling past-- so, I hope I can get my membership card back


GravatarMy baby is currently "In Air at an altitude of 14800 feet and ground speed of 375 KTS" over CA.
Marcia Brady


Where is the baby going?

And macrame plant hangers!!
fourlegsgood


And leisure suits. And the BeeGees.


GravatarAnd Quaaludes (sp?). Nobody does 'ludes anymore.

Can't get 'em anymore.

We used to call them "12 packs in a pill".


GravatarAnd macrame plant hangers!!

And macrame bikinis...


GravatarFor a while, everyone had a fondue pot.
fourlegsgood


i don't know what that is- but i got 4 people laughing at its possibilities right now.
we will look it up-


GravatarThis movie is boring.


But now I have lion kitty in my lap. Life is good.


GravatarAnd macrame bikinis

I loved those. There was something flimsy about them. At any moment they seemed like they might unravel.


GravatarAlright, well methinks I might go play chess for a while, but I'll probably stop back later on, gang


GravatarCentral Scrutinizer: We used to call them "12 packs in a pill".

I'm glad I never met one -- I did a 10mg Valium before going to hear the loudest band in the Tri-State (KY/WV/OH), and fell asleep during their first set.
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GravatarBut now I have lion kitty in my lap. Life is good.
fourlegsgood


He's really come a long way hasn't he?


GravatarAnd Quaaludes (sp?). Nobody does 'ludes anymore.

A lot of us who went to college in the late 70's and early 80's lost all track og time after 7:14 PM.


GravatarOf course they're fawning over the reichwingers in Crawford ("weekend warriors") because, if more of them show up than are at Camp Casey, the media will have a basis for claiming that Bush is strongly supported by a majority. Never mind that these people are showing up in one of only 9 states where Chimpy still has approval ratings over 50%, and that probably many of them are just driving in from 100 miles away or less - just for the weekend. To the media, it will clearly "prove" that the president is still popular.


GravatarZA


That was him. He's not fitting in my lap so well anymore.


GravatarHow in the name of heaven, did we get so FUCKED up?

How did we become so selfish, so self-obsessed, so venal?

WTF is the MATTER w/us? You know?

Are we no better than the next "reality" show?

God-damn, I just can't stand to belive that.


Gravatarfondue is good. you just gotta make sure you have some really elitist chardonnay to wash it down with.


GravatarFor a while, everyone had a fondue pot.
fourlegsgood


For a while, everyone had;
a Vino Home Winemaking Kit
a Ronco Bottle & Jug Cutter
a Laredo Cigarette Making Machine
19 button shirts in assorted colors
More polyester than was probably healthy
Man, I hope Time never turns around and runs backward, becauise then we'll have to do the '70s all over again.


GravatarYou laugh at fondue but there are fondue restaurants around here and they're teh popular.

I think part of the appeal of fondue is that you get pretty messed up from the booze because it takes so long to get any food in you.

Plus the feathered hair, blue eyeliner and swinging.


Gravatar"The educational benefits were race blind, and so, the returning black veterans who attended college got the the same financial assistance, as everybody else."
Doug

I actually went to a seminar at The New School where a presenter talked about how the GI bill was color-blind, but since it was administered locally, the Southern powerbrokers kept the loans out of the hands of returning black vets.

If I can find the author, I'll let you know. Really interesting basis for affirmative action.


GravatarI miss making god's eyes--used to do really fancy ones at summer camp--the same camp where we'd sit around a campfire for the evening devotional and sing "One Tin Soldier."

Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of heaven, justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowin' come the judgment day
on the bloody morning after one tin soldier rides away


GravatarHe's really come a long way hasn't he?


He is. He's gigantic all of a sudden.


Gravatar How in the name of heaven, did we get so FUCKED up?

How did we become so selfish, so self-obsessed, so venal?


I blame cellphones and reality TV.


GravatarJeffraham,

Back in the late 70's they were incredibly common, and great fun.

I can't handle that much fun anymore.

Valium made me sleepy too.


Gravatarwell, downers suck, y'know?

Uppers ain;t much better.

Drink coffee, if you have to.


GravatarStaying the Course = Choosing to Lose.

For more, see:

"What Is to Be Done: A 10-Point Plan for Iraq."


Gravatarmoved the kid to college today.

now, too drunk to comment...


Gravatar19 button shirts in assorted colors

Remember those satin shirts with the mural on the back?


Gravatarfourlegsgood: He is. He's gigantic all of a sudden.

I love Maxx -- have you weighed him?
.


Gravatarflory, my baby is going to visit cousins in Fresno, CA. She is landing in about 3 minutes.

JetBlue's website is so cool. You can track the flight all the way through.


GravatarFor a while, everyone had;
a Vino Home Winemaking Kit
a Ronco Bottle & Jug Cutter
a Laredo Cigarette Making Machine
19 button shirts in assorted colors


Whoa!!

Missed all those.

Must've been more stoned in the 70's than I thought.


GravatarPet rocks!

I remember my Dad getting a "pet barrel of oil" one Chistmas...that's Texas for ya!


Gravatarmelted cheese forever

this changes everything...


Gravatara Ronco Bottle & Jug Cutter


My brother had one of those.


I was so jealous until I tried it and figured out how much work it was.


GravatarCould there be any reason the press in Crawford is now so gung-ho for Bush?
Maybe.

Bush and first lady Laura Bush hosted a dinner Thursday night for a few dozen members of the White House press corps, serving Shiner Bock, fried catfish and a selection of cold salads poolside at the ranch.

It was the second time Bush used his private Crawford retreat to work his charm offensive on the press.

The last such gathering was in 2003, right before he ran for re-election.

The off-the-record evening was intended as a pool party, but the Washington-based press corps, who spent the past month in Texas eating barbecue, declined to wear bathing suits around each other or the buff and tanned president.

The invitation was last-minute because Bush likes to restrict attendance to those who take time away from their lives and families to swelter it out with him in Texas.


Those who take time to swelter it out in Crawford. And cover the protestors. But don't connect those dots, don't you dare!


GravatarHow did we become so selfish, so self-obsessed, so venal?

I blame cellphones and reality TV.
Eli


I blame Olivia Newton John.


GravatarUncle Smokes, I posted the lyrics on my blog a couple months back. I think the title was 'Bet this one's not on the iPod'.

I think they're working on another Billy Jack movie, iirc.


GravatarAnd macrame bikinis.

and don;t forget those tampons and suppositories!


GravatarI love Maxx -- have you weighed him?


I don't have a scale.

I'm pretty sure he's at least 10 lbs by now.


He's heavy.


GravatarAnd Riu-fucking-nite...


Gravatar"But now I have lion kitty in my lap. Life is good."
fourlegsgood

See, now that's what I've been saying. Alcohol, thigh-high stiletto boots, and copious kitties make life wonderful.

I shall add to my list later.


GravatarI did have a Popeil Pocket Fisherman. It actually worked well in the little stream I fished at.


GravatarCentral Scrutinizer: Back in the late 70's they were incredibly common, and great fun.

The late '70s, I was still in high school, and pot and beer ruled the day. Oddly enough, those are still the staples (although I've been pot-free for some time now, due to the prospects of having to pee in a cup).
.


GravatarBut hey! If you'se likes blues, you must listen to Jerry McCain's "This stuff just kills me".

It is heaven...


Gravatar"I blame Olivia Newton John." --
Max Planck

Dude, have you never been mellow?


Gravatar"If I can find the author, I'll let you know"
Marcia Brady

Do that, I'd be interested in reading it.

I always thought that race is a core issue in this country. We all should be race blind, but since this is not true, we are still fighting the Civil war, in one way or another, 140 years after it ended.


GravatarHe is. He's gigantic all of a sudden.
fourlegsgood


He's also awfully friendly. Isn't this the same kitty who used to hide under the bed, he was so scared?

flory, my baby is going to visit cousins in Fresno, CA. She is landing in about 3 minutes.

She flying into Oakland? If so, I'm waving in that general direction -- airport is 15 minutes from me.


GravatarHow did we become so selfish, so self-obsessed, so venal?

Start HERE and work your way to the bottom of our cultural and political barrel.


GravatarKatrina is starting to look very sexy. Any one in coastal LA or AL: run away!


Gravatarsix hundred and twenty sev- ahh, nuts.


GravatarDude, have you never been mellow?

That's right, slick.


Gravatarmoved the kid to college today.

now, too drunk to comment...


pooleside - I sat in my office today and watched the students arrive. I am now too drunk to comment.


GravatarAnd avocado-colored appliances.
Thers

I still have an avacado colored Mix Master that works better than any modern beater you can buy . Sunbeam still make the egg-beater blades for them cause they are still sought after. The avacado colored appliances had staying power. Much better than the Avacado colored vinyl covered tubular steel chairs sold at the same time. Although i am certain they are still around somewhere too

And qualudes went out with Nixon , and were replaced with Seconal.

Wow. Seconal. like a Yellow Backed Two Step snake bite in a tiny capsule. Try one of them and small bottle homemade moonshine , a stripped down VW bug without roof or back seats and a 75 mile long unbroken beach . That's when the 70's ended for me . In fact , I lost my last pair of cut-offs that weekend too...

kinda sad actually...

I woke the next day and Farrah Fawcett hair was out ...blue eyeshadow was in ...ende...


GravatarMy baby just landed.

Life continues to be good.


GravatarThe invitation was last-minute because Bush likes to restrict attendance to those who take time away from their lives and families to swelter it out with him in Texas.

What, Cindy can't have an off-the-record dinner?

Bush re-defines 'nozzle' on a daily basis.


GravatarHe's also awfully friendly. Isn't this the same kitty who used to hide under the bed, he was so scared?


He hasn't been scared since he died after surgery. We kind of bonded during that whole episode and he's been snuggly buns kitty ever since.


Gravatarsorry- tag, you're it!


Gravatarfourlegsgood: I don't have a scale.

I bought one of those $30 digital bodyfat-measurin' jobs back when I was somebody, making $60k/year... Curly is 14 lbs. now (using the subtraction method -- weigh me, then me + Curly). He's turned out to be quite the fat boy!
.


Gravatar"now, too drunk to comment...
pooleside "

My sympathies.


GravatarThose who take time to swelter it out in Crawford. And cover the protestors. But don't connect those dots, don't you dare!
TheOtherWashington



yup, 95% of air time on who's there -3% on why- 2% for a trite and nondescript joke about the "non"difference between the two.
idiot-nation.


GravatarBush re-defines 'nozzle' on a daily basis.


I'll say.


I believe Cindy was supposed to have a barbecue today that the preznit was invited to.

He doesn't have enough class to deal with her.


He's too busy worry about his waistline. Self absorbed prick that he is.


Gravatar Katrina is starting to look very sexy. Any one in coastal LA or AL: run away!

The good folks of the Weather Channel keep using the word "catastrophic" to describe what will probably happen. It looks like New Orleans is going to bear the brunt of this.


GravatarI did have a Popeil Pocket Fisherman. It actually worked well in the little stream I fished at.

SNAP! Just this afternoon, I was describing a contraption to my wife and I said it looks a lot like a Popeil's Pocket Fisherman, and she didn't know what I was referring to.

I duly reported her to the good folks at the Homeland Security Department.


Gravatar"New Orleans is going to bear the brunt of this."

Are the dikes there going to be breached?

(ducks)


GravatarAnd Quaaludes (sp?). Nobody does 'ludes anymore.

"'Consciousness Expansion' went out with LBJ...and it is worth noting, historically, that downers came in with Nixon."

-- Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas


Gravatare's too busy worry about his waistline. Self absorbed prick that he is.

This implies his balls have not descended.


GravatarHe's too busy worry about his waistline. fourlegsgood

funny, that used to be called the Equator...


GravatarSo didja buy some tomatoes today -- or you gonna whine again??

We have tons of 'maters this year. And praties. And corn, and grapes. Watertiger will be compelled to bring back much produce from her Rustic Idyll.

We also got A-Man a nice present today on our Tour...


Gravatar"We all should be race blind, but since this is not true, we are still fighting the Civil war, in one way or another, 140 years after it ended." --
Doug

The strange thing is that these kids growing up now, at least where I have lived, have so much less color consciousness than I could have imagined.

My 14-yr-old, who is African-American, has had two boyfriends already (shut-up in the peanut gallery). One was Egyptian-Cuban, and the other was Colombian. Race is seeming less and less relevent.

But I live in NYC (formerly SoCal).

Your midwestern mileage may vary.


Gravatarlook, I'll save ya all the trouble of googling an shit...

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/lib/ ...JustKillsMe.mp3

...but don't forget to share the love with Jerry!


Gravatar"In fact , I lost my last pair of cut-offs that weekend too..."

I once had a pair of shoes and a pink lace teddy I lost track of.

Precious memories.


GravatarThe good folks of the Weather Channel keep using the word "catastrophic" to describe what will probably happen.

Large powerful stoms like Katrina effect huge areas of the coast and they bring in a ton of storm surge. Aside from the winds and damage around the eye, this will do millions of dollars in damage from LA to FL.

One good thing: The air force spokeswomen is very hot.


GravatarI wish I had some tomaters here.






On a happier note, Predator is just now starting on FXM.

I love watching Milli-Vanilli get all radical.


GravatarI once had a pair of shoes and a pink lace teddy I lost track of.

Do you really want them back?


Gravatardamn, that's a good song.

I'm gonna go pass out now.


Gravatar"She flying into Oakland? If so, I'm waving in that general direction -- airport is 15 minutes from me." --
flory, Business Manager

Actually, San Jose.


GravatarHe doesn't have enough class to deal with her.


He's too busy worry about his waistline. Self absorbed prick that he is.


That fat prick isn't worthy of her company. His waistline is as fat as his thick skull.

Oh, evening, moonbats.


GravatarWhat?


There's a hot airforce babe on the weather channel?


Woo hoo!!!


GravatarLate Friday cat blogging-my dear one-eye siamese. I need to find her a companion.

http://photos22.flickr.com/ 37549..._bcbfa603f1.jpg


GravatarRace is seeming less and less relevent.

But I live in NYC (formerly SoCal).


ha ha - i notice this too- fuck the dinosaurs there's is the time of the Orcs...


GravatarOne good thing: The air force spokeswomen is very hot.

Yes.

Yes, she is.


Gravatar"Do you really want them back?" --
Thers

No. The memories are better, anyway.


Gravatarspinoza, what a cute kitty!


I think I'm gonna have to get lion kitty a brother.


He needs someone to play with.


GravatarI was the last person in my high school (circa 1981) to wear faded, flared jeans*.

I liked the way they flapped when I walked--and those skin-tight indigo designer jeans were not flattering to my ample frame.

I was so thankful when the "baggy look" arrived in the late 1980's.


*Also perhaps the last with an 8-track in his car--for a while there I was picking up tapes for 25 cents each.


Gravatarfourlegsgood-

Yes, that is what my cat needs. But I inherited her de-clawed, so need to find a docile kitten or another declawed cat.


GravatarSpinoza, she's gorgeous!


GravatarAm I the only one who really likes the IBM commercial with the Crazy Server Guy?

("The servers are our friends! They're here to... *serve* us!")


Gravatarof course i meant theirs- Thers gets me all nervous...


GravatarI duly reported her to the good folks at the Homeland Security Department.

I suppose she's never made julien fry on a veg o matic either!


Gravatarto all my eschatonian friends, we are getting a nice storm right about now, and i must go, but


GravatarHere's a pop music question:

What is the name of the artist and the name of the song generally known as the "Hey Song" played at collegiate basketball and football games?


Gravatar*Also perhaps the last with an 8-track in his car--

LALALa lalalaaa.... KERCHUNCK ...la la LA LA LALALAA


Gravatar"I woke the next day and Farrah Fawcett hair was out ...blue eyeshadow was in ...ende..." --
A.Scott

I really can't imagine being a teenager now.

The 70s were the perfect time to be a teenager. Drugs and alcohol were mostly social (at least in my circle), sex was plentiful, pre-herpes, pre-AIDS. Penicillin made VD obsolete.

The golden years.


GravatarWhat is the name of the artist and the name of the song generally known as the "Hey Song" played at collegiate basketball and football games?

This isn't another Louie Louie rant is it?


GravatarIt looks like New Orleans is going to bear the brunt of this.
Central Scrutinizer


They'll be filling up local hotels around here soon. I hate it but I hope it'll pass right over us because we really need the rain in the northern part of the state.


GravatarI duly reported her to the good folks at the Homeland Security Department.

I suppose she's never made julien fry on a veg o matic either!


They'll just test her by giving her a Ginsu knife and a soda can, and see what happens.


GravatarWe need a good frog-strangler of a storm to get us past the summer. We're a foot below normal.


GravatarMax Planck: Is that Gary "Girl Trouble" Glitter with "Rock & Roll Part 2?"


GravatarBesides, I like violent storms and days of rain.


GravatarWhat is the name of the artist and the name of the song generally known as the "Hey Song" played at collegiate basketball and football games?

I don't know, but I had it on 8-track.


GravatarNaked Gun- channel 300
Blazing Saddles 301
damn this pic. in pic.


GravatarG'night sweet moonbats, off to fight crime in my dreams.

Tomorrow , with coffee on a Sunday Morning ,I will return .

Peace all.

( I think I may make a pair of cut offs in the sun tomorrow too ...I need shorts and I member them being real comfy...)


GravatarWhat is the name of the artist and the name of the song generally known as the "Hey Song" played at collegiate basketball and football games?

Gary Glitter, "Rock n' Roll Part 2." Mr. Glitter, last I heard from him, was in Thailand on the lam from pedophilia charges.

So when you hear that song, think of child molestation.


GravatarMax Planck: What is the name of the artist and the name of the song generally known as the "Hey Song" played at collegiate basketball and football games?

You're not talking about the pedophile Gary Glitter tune, are you?
.


GravatarWe need a good frog-strangler of a storm to get us past the summer.

You're in luck! It dumped more than a foot in homestead, and it was a puny weakling when it came ashore there.


GravatarMax Planck: Is that Gary "Girl Trouble" Glitter with "Rock & Roll Part 2?"
Uncle Smokes


Uncle Smokes,

Right on.
I heard that thing for decades before I knew who recorded it.,


GravatarThe 70s were the perfect time to be a teenager. Drugs and alcohol were mostly social (at least in my circle), sex was plentiful, pre-herpes, pre-AIDS. Penicillin made VD obsolete.

The golden years.


*sigh wistfully*

Sex was not plentiful in the 80s. At least, not for me.


Gravatar *Also perhaps the last with an 8-track in his car--

LALALa lalalaaa.... KERCHUNCK ...la la LA LA LALALAA


The fun thing was knowing by heart which part of a tune you didn't like was the time to switch tracks to the one you really wanted.

For some time afterward, I'd hear some Yes or Pink Floyd and, at a certain moment, feel an impulsive twitch of the index finger.


GravatarSex was not plentiful in the 80s. At least, not for me.

If you had good sex in the 80s, it made Nancy Reagan cry.


GravatarA very good report about the effects of a big hurricane hitting New Orleans that aired on NPR back in 2002
http://tinyurl.com/6advo


GravatarMarcia Brady : Yes. I just remembered also bread-bags full of grass for $5...maybe it was lightweight homegrown...lol

I have a 6 year old , and I can see by the time she's in her teens , 'Dude' will be back . I am so glad I still have all that Black Sabbath....she'll need it ....


Gravatar("The servers are our friends! They're here to... *serve* us!")
Eli /i>

Are they here "To Serve Man"?
One byte at a time?
Maybe just a nybble?
Sci-Fi channel, you listenin'? Yes, I bet they are...


GravatarI'll take the 60s. Trult fun years,


Gravatar"The 70s were the perfect time to be a teenager. Drugs and alcohol were mostly social (at least in my circle), sex was plentiful, pre-herpes, pre-AIDS. Penicillin made VD obsolete."

teenagers today, would be horrified by that going on + the total lack of video and D&D type games.


GravatarIf you had good sex in the 80s, it made Nancy Reagan cry.

I made Nancy cry.

A lot.


GravatarYou're in luck! It dumped more than a foot in homestead, and it was a puny weakling when it came ashore there.
Falstaff


Bring it on.


GravatarUh, "truly"


Gravatar"If you had good sex in the 80s, it made Nancy Reagan cry." --
Thers

Or at least made her kill a kitten.


GravatarWe also got A-Man a nice present today on our Tour...
Thers


Finger Lakes wine!!!

I (almost) remember a few of those winery tours....




Marcia Brady:
I'm waving a little further south....


GravatarSo when you hear that song, think of child molestation.
Thers


Mr. Glitter didn't have a full larder of integrity to begin with.


Gravatar"the total lack of video and D&D type games."
Doug

Yes. Video games and D&D more than makes up for plentiful sex, alcohol, and weed.


GravatarBring it on.
Incog


You are not by chance in a low lying area are you?


GravatarQ. Cuban?

A. No, Dutch Irish...my uh father was from Whales


GravatarI think I'm gonna have to get lion kitty a brother.


He needs someone to play with.
fourlegsgood


And you can rescue another homeless kitty.

Major karma points.


GravatarI like how Joel agrees with everything I say.


GravatarRe; sex in the 70's and 80's

Sex without love is a funny trick of the the goddess to sometimes get you to fall in love

Some would be bitter, but I think it's a great piece of humor.


GravatarYes. Video games and D&D more than makes up for plentiful sex, alcohol, and weed.

Oh yeah, Colecovision and Vectrex made sex completely unnecessary.


Gravatar"Yes. Video games and D&D more than makes up for plentiful sex, alcohol, and weed."

Not really


GravatarRace is seeming less and less relevent.

But I live in NYC (formerly SoCal).


Outside the hardcore redneck areas, race matters little, as far as I can tell among teens. Maybe it because my entire extended family has so many "mixed" couples or that my kids date and have friends among a wide varitey of brown folks. I just don't see teens giving a rip about color as much as *quality* of friend. Sex orentation, too.


GravatarYou are not by chance in a low lying area are you?
Falstaff


Nopers, I'm high and dry. I hate it that it'll pass over New Orleans. I hope it's comes ashore father east of there which will give it a trajectory right over us. It'll cool things off, too.


Gravataron the subject of katrina....absolutely disgraceful reporting of the reality of the damage, especially on the north side of the storm.

i have friends in hollywood, their condo is on the 16th floor , nw corner on the intracoastal. said it was the scariest storm that they have ever endured.

said that the winds were way in excess of what is reporting. lots of unreported damage.

they insist that the damage is being downplayed because the tourist industry doesn't want to squelch labor day tourism.

but there must have been lots of cancellations. almost all the hotels on the coast are offering hefty labor day weekend discounts.

ft lauderdale, and hollywood, and probably other beach communities are probably jumping through hoops to buy enough sand to reassemble their beaches.

i wonder how many trailer homes were ripped apart? i wonder how many areas will be cordoned off so as to hide the damage and destruction - the deaths.

though never widely reported, large areas in the vicinity of ft myers last year were cordoned off for months. many rumors of reefers coming in to haul off the bodies of the mobile home dwellers.

since this is a bushit state, i believe it.

especially after i listened to my friend report the damage in hallandale and hollywood, and then read the pronouncements of jeb the gangster, who apparently focused his damage assessment to the south side of the landfall, ordinarily the side of a hurricane more unscathed.

hallandale, hollywood, ft lauderdale, plantation are the areas that would have been most damaged by the winds and the driving rain.

reading the local press, the national press, even the weather channel - based on my friend's reports, i would have to say that the effects of this storm are being covered-up.

my guess is that when it finally kicked onshore, it came in as a cat 2.

anyone on this board from that area thata concurs are disagrees?


GravatarDammit!!

We're 15 minutes into Pterodactyl and you guys forgot to remind me to turn it on!!

Eli -- what'd I miss?


Gravatarmy uh father was from Whales

Sounds like a fluke to me.


GravatarAs a parent of a young man (17 right now and soon to be 1 my earlier days makes me cringe a little when I need to give him advice on sex, drugs, and rock & roll.


GravatarThe fun thing about the Gary "Polanski Got Nothing On Me" Glitter tune, is that it was chosen by the Bush 2000 campaign (scroll to bottom).

Oops.

Reminds me of that bit on Kids in the Hall, a Great Career-Ending Moment, where some campaigning politician at a country fair judges a jam contest and unknowingly picks a child molester's jam.


Gravatar" I just don't see teens giving a rip about color as much as *quality* of friend. Sex orentation, too." --
bigvic

Incidentally, my daughter's two boyfriends were both bisexual.

Seemed a little surprising that they were so open about it. Didn't bother her one bit.


GravatarI like how Joel agrees with everything I say.
Central Scrutinizer


...he does


GravatarIncog,

Coolest and wettest August on record here in Konza.

Highs in the 70's and 80's for the most part.


GravatarMarcia Brady : Yes. I just remembered also bread-bags full of grass for $5...

Nickel bags!!!

*sigh*


GravatarOT:

A terrific post about the shuttle:

http://www.idlewords.com/2005/ 08..._to_nowhere.htm


GravatarMy daughter bonded with her second boyfriend over the fact that Billy Martin in Good Charlotte is hot.


GravatarIf you had good sex in the 80s, it made Nancy Reagan cry.

There's a rumor I just started that Nance had a Dr Ruth doll & a box of pins...


GravatarI hope it's comes ashore father east of there which will give it a trajectory right over us.

east or west? If you are east of the eye you will see plenty of rain.


GravatarWe're 15 minutes into Pterodactyl and you guys forgot to remind me to turn it on!!

Eli -- what'd I miss?


Umm... IIRC, baby pterodactyls, someone's top half being swiped off by a pterodactyl, Special Forces Coolio's commando squad taking out some Turkish terrorists, and squabbling and sexual tension among Professor Lovecraft's paleontological expedition. Not sure if Nerdlinger has faceplanted into the dried pterodactyl urine yet.


GravatarWoohoo! America's Most Wanted profiled the Gus Boulis murder in Florida tonight. LINK

Boulis business dealings may have had something to do with his murder, so Jack Abramoff and Adam Kidan were featured too. The audience for AMW leans a bit conservative I believe.

Mwahahahaha!

Hat tip to a Dkos diary


Gravatar "If you had good sex in the 80s, it made Nancy Reagan cry." --
Thers


Wouldn't you cry if you were married to Howdy Doody and the sex was comicly bad?


GravatarWe're 15 minutes into Pterodactyl and you guys forgot to remind me to turn it on!!

Pterodactyls were on the ark, and Noah had to train them to "fly right".


Gravatar
My 14-yr-old, who is African-American, has had two boyfriends already (shut-up in the peanut gallery). One was Egyptian-Cuban, and the other was Colombian. Race is seeming less and less relevent.

...

Incidentally, my daughter's two boyfriends were both bisexual.

Seemed a little surprising that they were so open about it. Didn't bother her one bit.


Good Lord, Marcia, all the push-buttons for the evangelical ultra-right under one roof!

Have you considered a television series?


GravatarWelp, better pack it in, and head to Curlyland.


Gravatar
Finger Lakes wine!!!


We found a bottle with a pretty cool & appropriate label.

After it's given we'll post a photo -- 4Legs might want a bottle of this stuff...


Gravatar"Nickel bags!!!

*sigh*" --
flory, Business Manager

I am weeping sweet tears of nostalgia.


Gravatar"Yes. I just remembered also bread-bags full of grass for $5"

You never saw a trash bag of fresh barely dry stuff?

Went on a drive with a friend, to this guys house with a bunch of barking pit bulls in a pen next to the door of the house.
The hillbilly who answered the door, was actually a gentle guy, and said that the dogs were there to scare away unwanted visitors.


Gravataralbert champion, I'll let y'all know here as the hurricaine comes ashore.


Gravatar
Wouldn't you cry if you were married to Howdy Doody and the sex was comicly bad?


Nancy, I have something to ask you. have you ever heard of this thing called... shrimping?


Gravatar"Good Lord, Marcia, all the push-buttons for the evangelical ultra-right under one roof!

Have you considered a television series?" --
Uncle Smokes

Really, it looks so much more shocking written down in black and white than it really is.

I am, however, eternally glad we escaped Lancaster, CA (home of skinheads and evangelicals) in one piece.

Have I mentioned that I love NY?


GravatarTheOtherWashington,

Holy crap!

That's absolutely amazing! "Mwahahahaha!" indeed!


GravatarWhat's this graph Newberry posted all about?

http://www.bopnews.com/archives/ ...04660.html#4660


GravatarSeemed a little surprising that they were so open about it. Didn't bother her one bit.
Marcia Brady


Word. Gender confusion isn't uncommon in teens, it seems. My kids tell me everything and sometimes I must hide my shock. They have wonderful friends, though and I always keep confidences.


Gravatar"albert champion, I'll let y'all know here as the hurricaine comes ashore."

Incog, take lots of pictures.


GravatarAnd, here I am again.


Gravatareast or west? If you are east of the eye you will see plenty of rain.
Falstaff


Hurricaines always spin northeast when they come ashore. So if it hits east of New Orleans, then it'll spin right over me here. You guys in the northeast will be getting the remnants to cool things off later this week.


Gravatar"And, here I am again."

This place is addictive isn't it?

Should we start a several step program for those needing to stop?


GravatarGood night, dears.

I am Old, so I believe in love/sex link, which may now be passe.

I sort if hooe not!

At any rate, may all of you youngsters be safe, happy, and fulfilled the way you would most like to be.

Blessing on your sweet heads.

SD


GravatarYou know what, all we need is for all those people who went to those Cindy Sheehan solidarity vigils to show up along the road Bush takes to leave his ranch, and flash their moons- a miles long line.

That'll make a difference in the public debate.

We can win.


Gravatar"love/sex link, which may now be passe."

It can't be passe, it's the plan of the goddess(es)


Gravatar "Nickel bags!!!

*sigh*" --


David Lee Roth was arrested in Washington Square for possesseion of a nickel bag -- at some absurdly late year, like 1992. I remember being amazed that he'd managed to find someone selling nickel bags. Speculation was he'd bought from some cop or snitch weird enough to imagine there were still nickel bags, and that he obviously didn't smoke too much weed...


GravatarThis place is addictive isn't it?

Should we start a several step program for those needing to stop?


Oh please! I can stop anytime I want.


GravatarHm, Doug I'm never here, man.


GravatarAt Touchez, the gay bar here in Sioux Falls (perhaps the only one in South Dakota), there's lots of straight guys taking their girlfriends there to demonstrate how open-minded they are.

I guess the old Yeah-Baby-I'm-Into-Women's-Rights schtick is outdated.


GravatarI am, however, eternally glad we escaped Lancaster, CA (home of skinheads and evangelicals) in one piece.

Have an auntie who lives there.

Ummm...interesting town.



Should we start a several step program for those needing to stop?
Doug


GravatarPretty heavy on the consparicy eh Albert? Cat 2 hurricanes are just not all that powerful. Certainly not tear up high rise buildings powerful.


Gravatarbigvic, I just remember back to when I was in high school, and a friend's parents discovered he was gay (looking for pot, his mother found love letters from another boy in his bedroom). They put him in a mental institution.

That was the last taboo when I was a kid. It doesn't seem to matter so much anymore.


Gravatar"Oh please! I can stop anytime I want."

denial, one of the deadly signs.


GravatarHave I mentioned lately I hate haloscan?

Should we start a several step program for those needing to stop?
Doug
flory, Business Manager


NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Don't want any Atriots going away!


GravatarNancy, I have something to ask you. have you ever heard of this thing called... shrimping?

Nancy replies: "Does it involve a fishing boat, my little vacant nit wit?"


GravatarG'night Sarah Deere.


Gravatar"love/sex link, which may now be passe."

It can't be passe, it's the plan of the goddess(es)
Doug |

Oh, Doug, I SO believe so!!!

SD


GravatarShould we start a several step program for those needing to stop?

maybe there should be a thread devoted to blog addiction.


GravatarShould we start a several step program for those needing to stop?

maybe there should be a thread devoted to blog addiction.


GravatarShould we start a several step program for those needing to stop?
Doug


well you can kiss step #9 goodbye; i am not apologizing to any troll... 'cept the psychiatrist that fool was priceless.


GravatarWouldn't you cry if you were married to Howdy Doody and the sex was comicly bad?

I laugh with every splinter.


GravatarHere's a pop music question:

What is the name of the artist and the name of the song generally known as the "Hey Song" played at collegiate basketball and football games?
Max Planck | Email | 08.28.05 - 12:14 am | #
**************

if it's the one i'm thinking of, i believe it is called "dr. who". the lyrics go like this:

dr. who-oo (hey!)
dr. who

dr. who-oo (hey!)
dr. who

but the "dr. who" line normally isn't sung. it is just played instrumentally.

i have no idea who wrote it.


GravatarThere's a terrible legacy of lobotomies and minds erased by electro-schock for gays from well-to-do families.

Dobson would like to see that all come back.


Gravatarif it's the one i'm thinking of, i believe it is called "dr. who". the lyrics go like this:

dr. who-oo (hey!)
dr. who

dr. who-oo (hey!)
dr. who

but the "dr. who" line normally isn't sung. it is just played instrumentally.

i have no idea who wrote it.


I believe that one is The Time Lords.


Gravatardenial, one of the deadly signs.

Leave my keyboard alone! I'll do you for that!


Gravatar'night SD.

Sweetest of dreams.


Gravatar
i have no idea who wrote it.


Gary Glitter, 'Rock And Roll, Part II'

The 'Dr Who' thing is the KLF version, sorta.


GravatarMarcia B.,

I just remember back to when I was in high school, and a friend's parents discovered he was gay (looking for pot, his mother found love letters from another boy in his bedroom). They put him in a mental institution.

Oh, my breaking heart. Let's hope that that taboo goes out with this generation. Mean, ignorant people suck.


Gravatar"Have an auntie who lives there.

Ummm...interesting town."

Two words: Run Away.

Fucking creepy vibe. I lived in a neighborhood full of cops who liked to wife-swap.


GravatarAt Touchez, the gay bar here in Sioux Falls (perhaps the only one in South Dakota), there's lots of straight guys taking their girlfriends there to demonstrate how open-minded they are.

Years ago, I stayed with some gay friends in Dublin and was taken on a tour of gay restaurants, bars, & clubs. I was told I'd hardly be the only straight guy there -- gay clubs there were quite popular with straights because they were technically totally private establishments & could thus stay open all hours, not being subject to the laws that closed pubs at midnight.

Promoting tolerance through booze. Well, it worked...


GravatarAnd we all know that Mr Glitter's troubles started when he took his PC in to be repaired, without clearing his kiddie-porn collection from the hard drive...?


GravatarI believe that one is The Time Lords.

I remember... doing the Time Lords.


Gravatar'Doctoring The Tardis' was Drummond and Cautey proving the truth of The Manual, btw.


GravatarI remember... doing the Time Lords.

Romana???

You lucky bastard.


GravatarWouldn't you cry if you were married to Howdy Doody and the sex was comicly bad?

duh? who ever heard of a 6 x 9 ?


GravatarAlright, well I guess I'm going to check out. Good night, all.


GravatarAnd we all know that Mr Glitter's troubles started when he took his PC in to be repaired, without clearing his kiddie-porn collection from the hard drive...?

A lesson well learned by Mr Townshend..


GravatarI remember... doing the Time Lords.

Again?


Gravatar"Dobson would like to see that all come back."

Maybe we can get him on the table for some electro convulsive therapy.

No, not even Dr. Dobson, that shit is just too barbaric even for that creep.


GravatarEli:
If there was a big scary bird attacking you would you stop the Jeep and then ride around in circles in a big ol' clearing instead of heading for the fucking trees?

Just wonderin'.


GravatarRomana???

"Let's do the Time Lords again."


Gravatar*sigh wistfully*

Sex was not plentiful in the 80s. At least, not for me.
Eli


Not because of lack of *hotness*, it was the AIDS thing, for sure!


GravatarIf there was a big scary bird attacking you would you stop the Jeep and then ride around in circles in a big ol' clearing instead of heading for the fucking trees?

Pterodactyls are *very* susceptible to dizziness. Duh.

Chicks know *nothing* about Science.


GravatarNight, batties. See you all tomorrow.


Gravatar"Years ago, I stayed with some gay friends in Dublin and was taken on a tour of gay restaurants, bars, & clubs." -- Thers

My 22-yr-old daughter had a part in the "Vagina Monologues" called something like "The woman who made vaginas happy" or something. She played the part of a sex worker who discribed all the different orgasms people had. The one she made up herself:

The gay man's orgasm: (loooking over shoulder) "Don't tell my wife."

Okay, Uncle Smokes, we're ready for our close-up.


GravatarSomeone needs to go over and give the threadbot a good swift kick.


GravatarFucking creepy vibe. I lived in a neighborhood full of cops who liked to wife-swap.
Marcia Brady


Ick.

I had a client down there for awhile. Got real familiar with the Best Western.


GravatarDavid Lee Roth was arrested in Washington Square for possesseion of a nickel bag -- at some absurdly late year, like 1992

Icon busts morphed from the real ones like Lennon's Oct.'68 London one and the Stones' really freaky one the year before with George Harrison sort of wandering off with his girlfriend, to the kind of wink and nod busts like McCartney's Wings brouhaha in Japan, and Keith's slap on the needle infested wrist in Canada.

Fookin' drugs!


GravatarNot because of lack of *hotness*, it was the AIDS thing, for sure!

No, I'm pretty sure it was lack of hotness. And/or coolness. Or a surfeit of weirdness.


GravatarNo, not even Dr. Dobson, that shit is just too barbaric even for that creep.
Doug


Still done.

The hospital where I am currently working charges $568 for a treatment.


Gravatar789. makes me wonder if the settings for the threadbot are set, to test how well haloscan can hold up to the load?


GravatarOh my. Quote Of The Day from Blood Surf/Krocodylus:

"I guess this is what you call... croc-teasing!"


GravatarI look at the stuff I write, and it seems odd.

Really, the day-to-day of my life is pretty boring. The arc, however...


GravatarChicks know *nothing* about Science.
Eli


Remind me not to get in a Jeep with you if there are scary birds about.


Gravatar"Or a surfeit of weirdness." --
Eli

I'll have you know, dorks and nerds are today's hot guys.

Maybe you were born too soon?


GravatarRemind me not to get in a Jeep with you if there are scary birds about.

Your funeral, toots.


GravatarNo, I'm pretty sure it was lack of hotness. And/or coolness. Or a surfeit of weirdness.
Eli


LIAR! Hahahaha. Really.


GravatarNickel bags!!!

Ice cold water is runnin' through my veins
They try and drag me back to work again
Pain and blisters on my mind and hands
I work all day making up nickel bags!

[audience screams approval]

-- Grand Funk Railroad, "Inside Looking Out," Live Album, 1971


Grand Funk Railroad?!? Heewack! Too freakin' much!

With that last bit of 70's nostalgia, I think it's time for bed.

Thank y'all for a fun, engaging evening!


Gravatar"The hospital where I am currently working charges $568 for a treatment"

really! Had a seminar in college in the 70's in a psyc class, (nope, I am not a shrink, though I slept with my wife this afternoon) where the head doc at a mental institution, gave a 3 hour talk about frontal lobotamies.

I'm suprised it's still done. Isn't it much like having your auto tuned with a sledge hammer?


GravatarStop the war, assholes.
http:// www.democraticunderground...mesg_id=4478988
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GravatarI'll have you know, dorks and nerds are today's hot guys.

Maybe you were born too soon?


Possibly. I took it a lot further than most. Lots of plaid and loud mismatched 70s clothes. It was great fun, and women were intrigued... up to a point.

And the ones that might have been intrigued past that point, I think I basically just blew it with...


GravatarA lesson well learned by Mr Townshend..
Thers


ouch, but if he is guilty , get the - f - some therapy


Gravatargay clubs there were quite popular with straights because they were technically totally private establishments & could thus stay open all hours, not being subject to the laws that closed pubs at midnight.

Leave it to the dear Irish to come up with a novel way to respect gay rights.


GravatarI'll have you know, dorks and nerds are today's hot guys.

That's true. Guys now who are just exactly like you used to be are having LOTS of sex with beautiful wome,, like, every day. Really kinky stuff, too.

feel better?


GravatarI'll have you know, dorks and nerds are today's hot guys.


Soooo.....

Would you like to come up for some Ovaltine?


GravatarLIAR! Hahahaha. Really.

Maybe I should bring you along to my next class reunion. We can take a poll.


GravatarThe gay man's orgasm: (looking over shoulder) "Don't tell my wife."

Okay, Uncle Smokes, we're ready for our close-up.


That would be the deluxe Gannon/Mehlman mind-body split orgasm.



Good night, Marcia!


GravatarThat's true. Guys now who are just exactly like you used to be are having LOTS of sex with beautiful wome,, like, every day. Really kinky stuff, too.

feel better?


Yes, ever so much, thanks. What I wouldn't give for a rewind button...


GravatarEli, intrigued or confused.

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.


Gravatar Eli, intrigued or confused.

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.


Well, I had no problem meeting or talking to women. But they either had no interest in anything more, or I was completely oblivious. Both are very plausible.


GravatarI'm suprised it's still done. Isn't it much like having your auto tuned with a sledge hammer?
Doug


Hmmm...might be some miscommunication. I was talking about electroshock therapy, not frontal lobotomy.


GravatarRe: Sex in the 80's:

I had a hot girlfriend that tolerated me and loved sex.

I'm sure she still loves sex.


GravatarI had a hot girlfriend that tolerated me and loved sex.

I'm sure she still loves sex.


A very admirable quality in a woman.


GravatarI'll have you know, dorks and nerds are today's hot guys

really, i got my 20 year old 2600 certificate from chess club around here somewhere still... oh yeah here it is !


GravatarA bartender friend said that she would serve my daughter in a bar, no questions, because she looks like she's in her 20s.

Uh, your friend needs to be more careful. The last 20 years have been cruel to those who serve or sell alcohol, and your friend could get in some ugly trouble. She needs to card everybody who doesn't have gray hair and/or wrinkles. I was a bartender 15 years ago, and I was more fussy than your friend.

Prior Aelred, everyone knows Catholics can't sing. Isn't that a requirement to be an Episcopalian?

Prolly not. That would be Lutherans, who for years were known as the Singing Church. The Lutheran Church is another form of Catholicism without the papacy. It's less open to gay clergy, as evidenced by the recent ELCA synod vote, but Lutheran theology is very tightly defined. Luther and his posse were lawyers--German lawyers. ELCA decided not to decide for the time being. Lutheran bishops don't have any special authority, so voting on synodical issues involves not just bishops and clergy, but the laity, too, which is as divided as the American public is.

As to the charismatic stuff, I think that may stem from envy of the visceral experience that other people have. And it's important to remember that Anglicans and Lutherans, being relatively old religions, cover a broad spectrum, just like Catholicism, which ranges from Dorothy Day to Opus Dei.

There's a reverse trend, called the Emergent Church, that seems to involve young people raised in fundagelical churches who are hungering for old rituals. They're embracing liturgy (long disparaged by the fundies as mindless repetition) and even older rituals like shrines and even labyrinths.

would this, perhaps be "Lightning 100"?

No, their call letters are WRLT. WOLF must be Internet-only.

You really should listen to Lightning, though. It's great and eclectic. 'Course the Music Director is one of my oldest, bestest friends, but still.

Don't forget the harvest gold!!

I still have my mom's avocado Waring blender. But there was a burnt-orange color, too, that had a cute name like "Harvest Gold." What was it? Anybody remember?


GravatarEli -- please tell me the whiny blond slut gets et??


GravatarI'll have you know, dorks and nerds are today's hot guys

really, i got my 20 year old 2600 certificate from chess club around here somewhere still... oh yeah here it is !


I might still have my Math Team t-shirt around here somewhere, but I have no idea what happened to the one with all the calculus formulas on it...


GravatarMaybe I should bring you along to my next class reunion. We can take a poll.
Eli


Woo Hoo! I went to an all girl school. I bet I could have a much better time talking about how much Eli was loved by the *real* ladies.


Gravatar"I'm suprised it's still done. Isn't it much like having your auto tuned with a sledge hammer?
Doug

Hmmm...might be some miscommunication. I was talking about electroshock therapy, not frontal lobotomy."

I was refering to;

electroshock convulsive therapy,
insulin shock convulsive therapy,
and
frontal lobotomy.

all the above.


Gravatar Eli -- please tell me the whiny blond slut gets et??

Well, duh. It pretty much follows the same formula as all the other Sci-Fi creature features.

Not that there's anything *wrong* with that...


GravatarPat Robertson Moment:

"There is no such thing as separation of church and state in the Constitution. It is a lie of the Left and we are not going to take it anymore." --Pat Robertson, November 1993 during an address to the American Center for Law and Justice


GravatarBut there was a burnt-orange color, too, that had a cute name like "Harvest Gold." What was it? Anybody remember?
hamletta


Harvest Gold, indeed. My parents kitchen til we sold the house after Dad died.


GravatarOh threadbot, threadbot, wherefore art thou, threadbot?


GravatarThe greatest band you never heard of.


GravatarEli--I had a math team T shirt. After about 20 years, Monsieur made me give it up, due to the fact that there was considerably less fabric than was publicly presentable. It read, "Math is hard, and I'm good at it."

I do have one that reads, "Which part of the (Navier-Stokes equation) don't you understand?"


GravatarBut there was a burnt-orange color, too, that had a cute name like "Harvest Gold." What was it? Anybody remember?

Yes. The house we live in used to be Harvest Gold. Now it is just plain white with green trim.

It is the color my beloved grandmother once upon a time referred to as "Baby-Shit Yellow."

Grandma was pretty accurate, but you can see why the marketing people went with "Harvest Gold."


GravatarWell, duh. It pretty much follows the same formula as all the other Sci-Fi creature features.

Who sez there's no redeeming value to these pics?


GravatarUh Oh.

Reverend Terry Fox is on, and he just said he's wasted.


Gravatarfluid mechanics


GravatarDorks, nerds, geeks. The best men in the world. Especially if they're liberal dorks, geeks and nerds.


Gravatarflory, I'm surprised at you! She is not a whiney blonde slut, she is an erudite, concerned person of the female sex, who happens to enjoy congress with men.

Jeez!


GravatarThe 80's are kind of foggy to me, but I think I did a Math Team Captain on a sultry night in 1981.


Gravatar"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."--Pat Robertson, 1993


GravatarEli--I had a math team T shirt. After about 20 years, Monsieur made me give it up, due to the fact that there was considerably less fabric than was publicly presentable. It read, "Math is hard, and I'm good at it."

Actually, I had two: One for my school's math team, and one for the DUSO (Dutchess, Ulster, Sullivan, & Orange counties, IIRC) math league all-star team, when I was the league's second-highest scorer senior year...


GravatarFlory--it's the liveblogging that gives Scifi Original Movies their redemption


Gravatar"It is the color my beloved grandmother once upon a time referred to as "Baby-Shit Yellow." -- Thers

Grandmothers are really the best, most straightforward people in the world.

"Love goes where it's sent. Even up a pig's ass." My old Scottish Granma


GravatarWholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.

Oh yeah, we're herding evangelical Christians into camps and gassing them.

Crikey.


GravatarEli--I bow down. I was Suffolk-Essex--Middlesex County's 4th.


Gravatar Uh Oh.

Reverend Terry Fox is on, and he just said he's wasted.
Central Scrutinizer


WTF? Who is this creature and why is it wasted?

And, Mr. Atrios, (if that is his REAL name) we're pushing 900 comments here. Will there be a thread implosion? So many questions.


GravatarThe greatest band you never heard of.
dave™©®


No, and no.


Gravatar"but I think I did a Math Team Captain on a sultry night in 1981." -- Max Planck

And I'm sure she remembers you fondly.


Gravatar"Love goes where it's sent. Even up a pig's ass." My old Scottish Granma

Okay, that one might be a little *too* graphic... She's not a Santorum, is she?


Gravatarshe is an erudite, concerned person of the female sex, who happens to enjoy congress with men.

Marcia, dearest -- I love you, but trust me -- she's whiny and blonde and all indications are she's gonna be a slut. She's already put the moves on Nerdlinger.

Although she's now a dead slut. She jsut got dropped by a birdie.


GravatarI think he's high on The LORD.

Wait, this is bizarre... he's apologizing for offending members of his congregation, for "hurting their feelings". OK, now he's saying people need to pray for him because "Witches and demons are deceiving them and are damaging the Kingdom's work".

I need to start a blog and follow this.

It's entertaining at least.


Gravatar"Actually, I had two: One for my school's math team, and one for the DUSO (Dutchess, Ulster, Sullivan, & Orange counties, IIRC) math league all-star team, when I was the league's second-highest scorer senior year..."
Eli

Okay, now I'm surprised you ever had sex.


GravatarOkay, now I'm surprised you ever had sex.

You see???


GravatarAnd I'm sure she remembers you fondly.
Marcia Brady


She?


GravatarMarcia--I was 4th...I did manage to lose my virginity...


Gravatar"we're pushing 900 comments here. Will there be a thread implosion? So many questions."
bigvic

C'mon, kids, we can make it to 1000!


GravatarI wish you all could see this.

This makes Sci Fi Saturdays obsolete.


GravatarMore terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."--Pat Robertson, 1993
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari


Yeah, controlling all branches of the most powerful nation in history is really evidence of oppression.


GravatarFlory--watching that slut buy it was great fun.

Central--why are you watching televangelists? Why can't you watch porn like normal men?!


GravatarEli--in HS, when you were second and I was 4th, I'd have been bonkers for you.


GravatarCentral,

Are you talking about Pat Robertson?


Gravatar""Witches and demons are deceiving them and are damaging the Kingdom's work".

Oky, that would be me (unless Hecate is still around).


GravatarI played first chain violin in the orchestra.

It's a mystery to me to this day, why any girls were interested in me. My first girlfriend in HS was the one who was always challenging me for that chair.

It might have been that both of us were considered by the rest of the students as being geeks.


GravatarC'mon, kids, we can make it to 1000!
Marcia Brady


Looks like it's gonna happen. I might have to run out for White Castles. Hungry. Anybody want to buy a sack? No dirty thoughts allowed.


Gravatar"She?"
Max Planck

I was being politically correct.

Jeez.


GravatarThe gist is, people are leaving the congregation because he's a racsist, sexist, nazi asshole.

He's begging and shaming people for money now.


GravatarDoug--once again, I trailed. I played violin, but not first chair. And yes, I'd have fought you for the position. Maybe. I was ungodly shy in HS.


GravatarI do have one that reads, "Which part of the (Navier-Stokes equation) don't you understand?"
Sallyh


it's the Galois representations i can't wrap my little wooden head around...what is up with that ?


Gravatar I was Suffolk-Essex--Middlesex County's 4th.

Essex, Middlesex?

Lots of sex right there... you WERE pretty randy!


GravatarSpeaking of Orange Juice, and for all you cat lovers, here's the guy Postcard Records got their label art from.


Gravatar"I was ungodly shy in HS." --
Sallyh

I was just humiliated by the fact that I was in high school.

And had parents.


GravatarAre you talking about Pat Robertson?


Max,

Rev. Terry Fox, in Wichita Ks, Rush Limbaugh behind a pulpit.

It appears he's losing his flock.


GravatarLet's hope that Pat Robertson, ends his days as a street corner screamer, alone, demented, and broke.


Gravatar Eli--in HS, when you were second and I was 4th, I'd have been bonkers for you.

There *were* girls on the math team, IIRC, and some of them might have even been cute. Pretty sure none of them were bonkers for me, tho.


Gravatarfocus--they're for algebraic geometricians, which is not an area where I possess any expertise.


GravatarFlory--watching that slut buy it was great fun.

Who sez liberals don't know how to have fun?





(memo to self: you know what a pain burnt milk is to clean off the stove. next time you make soup -- pay attention!!!)


GravatarSallyh, for a second, I thought your real name was Debrah.

Was shocked and excited for a second.

Naw, even though she was also a math geek as well as being a music geek, she ended up as being a lawyer.


GravatarCentral--how come begging and shaming never worked for me when I needed money?


Gravatar"Pretty sure none of them were bonkers for me, tho." --
Eli

Boys are so dumb, sometimes.

Makes the state of the world a little more understandable, hun?


Gravatarfocus--however, if you're game, Richard Taylor has a very esteemed paper on the subject.


GravatarLet's hope that Pat Robertson, ends his days as a street corner screamer, alone, demented, and broke.
Doug


Oh, Good Lord. Pat Robertson has been a retailer of high dollar indulgences here in Virginia since the sixties.

First locally, then regionally, then nationally, then the Lord bequeathed him huge satellite dishes and now he's a globular witness.

His racket is old school at the core, though.


Gravatarok- thanks stupid set theory, anyway who needs it...?


GravatarBoys are so dumb, sometimes.

Makes the state of the world a little more understandable, hun?


You wanna come to my next reunion too? Only a coupla years away - my *gulp* 20th.


Gravatar

Looks like it's gonna happen. I might have to run out for White Castles. Hungry. Anybody want to buy a sack? No dirty thoughts allowed.


White Castle?

Eeeeagh. Had to bring NYMary recently to a White Castle in Queeens for a late night visit when we were visiting. Oh, the humanity on display during a trip to WC in the wee hours. Oh, how delicious the food is is going in, and how evil it is coming out...

"White Hassle" by AOD is the greatest punk rock song ever conceived and recorded, of course. That's well known.


Gravatar"Boys are so dumb, sometimes."

At the orientation, I saw one of the girls from Alex's HS, talking to him with evident interest. I think all of this went right over his head though.


GravatarNow he's hating on Fred Phelps, even though he's preached against gays for years now.

This guy is losing it.

"I LIKE THE HYMNSSSSSSSS. Even though most of them were written in the barrooms."

OK, now he's lost it.


GravatarFirst locally, then regionally, then nationally, then the Lord bequeathed him huge satellite dishes and now he's a globular witness.

Globular witness? I thought that was Falwell.


Gravatari am game the want is willing but the do is weak...


Gravatarsallyh/Eli -- did either of you notice the convoy that must've accompanied these troops to carry all the ammo they're wasting?


Gravatar"You wanna come to my next reunion too? Only a coupla years away - my *gulp* 20th."
Eli

So, are you trying to build a woman-hive around you?


Gravatar sallyh/Eli -- did either of you notice the convoy that must've accompanied these troops to carry all the ammo they're wasting?

Duh. Turkey is where they *grow* the ammo.


Gravatar I played first chain violin in the orchestra

I'm sure you meant "chair." I'll have you know my daughter plays 1st chair viola in our city's youth orchestra and is a rare beauty, as well. Her best friend at high school is a real *hot* guy who got over $100,000 in scholarship money to an Ivy League college. There are some awesome, cool folks who love fine music.


GravatarEli--dude. My 30th HS reunion was 2 years ago.

My 30th college reunion is 2 years away.


GravatarSo, are you trying to build a woman-hive around you?

No, not at all. Furthest thought from my mind. What would I ever do with a whole mob of women surrou-

Mmm...



Sorry, what were we talking about again?


Gravatar
You wanna come to my next reunion too? Only a coupla years away - my *gulp* 20th.


NYMary & watertiger observed tonight that you, NTodd, & I, are all the same age. They then made several jokes at our expense that I found rather unedifying.


Gravatar Central--how come begging and shaming never worked for me when I needed money?

Because people aren't afraid of you?


GravatarGlobular witness? I thought that was Falwell.
Eli


Oh, fuck. Another top drawer wigged out moneychanger from my home state.

What can I say?


GravatarMakes the state of the world a little more understandable, hun?
Marcia Brady


It would appear there's a certain subspecies that never gets un-dumb.


Gravatar"At the orientation, I saw one of the girls from Alex's HS, talking to him with evident interest. I think all of this went right over his head though." --
Doug

I think you're right.

Remember when you have had a crush on someone, and think no one else knows.

Now remember watching, from the outside, when there are two people doing "the dance."

Everyone else can see it but them.


Gravatar Eli--dude. My 30th HS reunion was 2 years ago.

My 30th college reunion is 2 years away.


It's still a shock when you hit such milestones for the first time. In my head, I think I'm still a teenager, or early 20s at the oldest.


NYMary & watertiger observed tonight that you, NTodd, & I, are all the same age. They then made several jokes at our expense that I found rather unedifying.

The whippersnapper's lament.


GravatarCentral--well, yes, I never have been a giant among women.


Gravatar"Love goes where it's sent. Even up a pig's ass." My old Scottish Granma

or - Love conquers all
you can't start it like a car
you can't stop it with a gun...


Warren Zevon


GravatarSo, are you trying to build a woman-hive around you?

No, not at all. Furthest thought from my mind. What would I ever do with a whole mob of women surrou-


Dude, if it's a hive, you won't be the center. You'll be drone, and as soon as the chick at the center rubs her legs, you have to do what she says.

Um.

Hold on a minute...


GravatarFlory--they tend to be Republican men.


GravatarDuh. Turkey is where they *grow* the ammo.
Eli


Y'know -- I was a biology major and took several botany classes. I don't remember that class. And I wasn't high *that* often. And I don't think the science has changed that much.


GravatarI'm going to write to his church and see if I can get copies of past recorded sermons.

Seriously, this is just too good not to share. It'd put most Christians off Christ.


GravatarY'know -- I was a biology major and took several botany classes. I don't remember that class. And I wasn't high *that* often. And I don't think the science has changed that much.

I dunno...

Maybe they just distill it from ammonia, then.


GravatarFlory--are you kidding? Chimpy says we're all wrong!


GravatarWould anyone like chocolate pound cake with ice cream and hot fudge?


Gravatar"And I don't think the science has changed that much." --
flory, Business Manager

So, when was your last trip to Kansas?


Gravatar Would anyone like chocolate pound cake with ice cream and hot fudge?

Yes, please!


GravatarAtrios, We are threading over a cliff.


GravatarDude, if it's a hive, you won't be the center. You'll be drone, and as soon as the chick at the center rubs her legs, you have to do what she says.

kinda like life, huh?


Gravatar"Would anyone like chocolate pound cake with ice cream and hot fudge?"
-- Sallyh

How does that go with gin?


Gravatar"Oh, Good Lord. Pat Robertson has been a retailer of high dollar indulgences here in Virginia since the sixties."

I keep hoping that he over reaches with his plans like what happened to the Bakers.

However,
Had a cousin with a architecture firm that got burnt on the xtian theme park. His firm used to be big, and after the bankruptcy of the Bakers, he's still not built the firm back to it's former size.

Often, it's the innocent parties who get hurt when the mighty and venial fall.


GravatarEli--a nice big slice for you.


GravatarMaybe they just distill it from ammonia, then.
Eli


I didn't see the tankers full of ammonia either.



sallyh -- cake? hot fudge?


GravatarMy 30th HS reunion was 2 years ago.

Oooh - an older woman!

My wife and I just went to our "30-ish" class reunion... ours is actually next year, but they combined the classes of '74 thru '76 to get a big crowd.

After seeing all the (and I quote) "fat, bald insurance salesmen," she decided she'd stick with me!

To my way of thinking, I made out pretty good too - you'd think by now some women would have given up on the Farrah cut. You'd be wrong!


GravatarMarcia dear--everything goes with gin.


Gravatar"There are some awesome, cool folks who love fine music.
bigvic"

Of course,


Gravatar" Dude, if it's a hive, you won't be the center. You'll be drone, and as soon as the chick at the center rubs her legs, you have to do what she says."

"kinda like life, huh?" --
flory, Business Manager

And yet they run the world. I just don't get it...


GravatarWould anyone like chocolate pound cake with ice cream and hot fudge?

Didn't Wild Cherry record that in 1977?


Gravatarwell, yes, I never have been a giant among women.

sallyh,

It's not a size issue. (Heh)

But seriously, this guy rules his congregation with an iron fist.


GravatarFlory--dark chocolate pound cake to boot!


GravatarSo, when was your last trip to Kansas?
Marcia Brady


So you're telling me the bible explains how to grow ammo?

I now understand the NRA.


GravatarSpinosa.......That's one fine lookin' kitty. I don't think I've ever seen a Siamese quite as dark as that. It's a very cool look. Or maybe it's just a dark photo?
Please do get a companion. Kitties do much better with a pal. Honestly.


GravatarI sure would like to get some thread about now....


GravatarI didn't see the tankers full of ammonia either.

Pterodactyl urine.


GravatarBut seriously, this guy rules his congregation with an iron fist.

He rules them with a halfwit Red Lobster line cook?


Gravatar"Pterodactyl urine."
Eli

The basis of all weapons of mass distruction, I believe.


GravatarAnd yet they run the world. I just don't get it...
Marcia Brady


Marketing. Started with that JC guy and just kept getting better.


GravatarMarketing. Started with that JC guy and just kept getting better.

You're just mad that you didn't think of it first.


GravatarHe rules them with a halfwit Red Lobster line cook?

Yes, Iron Fistula.

That's what I meant.


GravatarPterodactyl urine.
Eli


Well, duh!

Chemistry was never my best subject.


Gravatar"Marketing. Started with that JC guy and just kept getting better." --
flory, Business Manager

I think it was that Eve and the serpent.

Once Lilith took off because she would not lie under a man, everything went to hell in a handbasket, I tells ya!


GravatarGood one from AMERICAblog:

Bush's failed presidency now threatens the economy

A failed presidency, that's what we have. Say it loud, say it often.

"A chorus of economists, government officials and elected leaders both conservative and liberal is warning that America's nonstop borrowing has put the nation on the road to a major fiscal disaster — one that could unleash plummeting home values, rocketing interest rates, lost jobs, stagnating wages and threats to government services ranging from health care to law enforcement."

In George Bush's pathetic excuse for "America," quagmires are victory, fear is courage, lies are truth, ignorance is strength, and unprecedented debt is fiscal responsibility. America, at least 50% of it, is getting the president it wanted and deserved.


GravatarWOW,
i apologize for the extreme impoliteness on my part, i was trying to host to the last, whoever sent me the Andrew Wilde interview, i just pulled it and read it...very, very, cool thank you so much!


GravatarYou're just mad that you didn't think of it first.
Eli


Oh yeah? Say that to Hecate -- go ahead, I dare ya!!!!


Gravatarsallyh -- cake? hot fudge?
flory,


Damn you. I just ate a half bag of Cheetos and now you've given me a reason to go heat up hot fudge for the ice cream. I happen to have some left over whipped cream, too. I don't even smoke pot. If I don't return, it means I blew myself up. Heh.


GravatarA nice clean room would be nice about now.


GravatarOnce Lilith took off because she would not lie under a man, everything went to hell in a handbasket, I tells ya!
Marcia Brady


Yeah, what's up with that. Guy didn't like the girl on top?

Fundies.


GravatarOh yeah? Say that to Hecate -- go ahead, I dare ya!!!!

Nooo, she is way up on my Do Not Mess With list...


Gravatar"Bush's failed presidency now threatens the economy" -- dave™©®

Interesting article in Jane magazine (yes, I was stuck at JFK airport for 9 hours, why do you ask) about a woman who took a job in India to train people to take jobs outsourced from the US.


GravatarNo trolls tonight, so I will provide the needed scatology.

On Adam Corolla's steaming pile of a show I heard Sarah Silverman tell a an inside joke in that Adam is so hirsute that wiping is much like cleaning peanut butter off of a shag rug.


GravatarDamn you. I just ate a half bag of Cheetos

Cheetos?

Any wingnuts in your family?


GravatarThanks for, uh, sharing, Max...


GravatarNooo, she is way up on my Do Not Mess With list...
Eli


Damn. Must be nice to be a witch.


GravatarOnce Lilith took off because she would not lie under a man, everything went to hell in a handbasket, I tells ya!

Women have never been hesitant to lie to me, no matter what our respective positions. Mostly to spare my feelings...


Gravatar"Fundies."

don't really like women, but have them to keep their congregation from saying they are gay, and as baby factories.

Freaky.


GravatarInteresting article in Jane magazine (yes, I was stuck at JFK airport for 9 hours, why do you ask) about a woman who took a job in India to train people to take jobs outsourced from the US.

I have a friend that does that.

She works for BOEING, or whatever it's called now. She gets paid well.


Gravataryes, I was stuck at JFK airport for 9 hours, why do you ask

Oh, ouch.

Have a martini. I think I've got some gin around here somewhere.


GravatarDamn. Must be nice to be a witch.

You have no idea. My girlfriend would *kill* to be on that list.

She hates puns, you know.


Gravataryes, I was stuck at JFK airport for 9 hours, why do you ask

Oh, ouch.


I have been there. I cheered when Pan Am folded.


GravatarOn Adam Corolla's steaming pile of a show

If you watched that show on purpose it's your own damn fault and I have no sympathy for you no matter how much it hurts.


Gravatar"Mostly to spare my feelings..."
Thers

Fine, lay under a man.

But lie works on so many levels.


GravatarFine, lay under a man.

But lie works on so many levels.


Would you like to see my big brass bed?


Gravatar952 comments...

"the center can not hold"


GravatarShe hates puns, you know.
Eli


And she's with you? You must've come a long way since HS.


Gravatar953rd!


GravatarC'mon, we've almost reached 1000.

Together we can achieve this number; together we can achieve anything.


GravatarNite Dear Ones,

Must rest up for the atrocities and bad news that will land on the doorstep tomorrow. Our work is never done. Strength is needed.

Peace out.


Gravatar959


GravatarTogether we can achieve this number; together we can achieve anything.
Marcia Brady


Threadbot has a wicked evil sense of humor -- he'll. throw out new sheets at 987


GravatarMarcia--and there's more cake.


GravatarAnd she's with you? You must've come a long way since HS.

I just stopped dressing like a freak, is all.


GravatarI hope rorhrash is going to be alright living in New Orleans. Didn't his house flood last year? If Katy hits there, it's definitely going to flood again. Folks in New Orleans are concerned this could be the 'Big One' they've always feared.


GravatarTogether we can achieve this number; together we can achieve anything.

Here; have some Ovaltine.


Gravatarnight bigvic

stay away from those cheetos -- those things'll kill ya


GravatarFine, lay under a man.

But lie works on so many levels.

Would you like to see my big brass bed?


Hmmm. If you ever want to know which usage is correct, lay or lie, remember that "lay lady lay, lay on my big brass bed"... is as wrong on the grammatical level as it is on every other.


Gravatar I hope rorhrash is going to be alright living in New Orleans.

he lives in TX now.


GravatarG'night bigvic.


Gravatar"Would you like to see my big brass bed?" --
Eli

Are you asking the entire woman-hive?

We'll have to consult.


GravatarEli -- I'm confused. Why did Coolio have to be carried off by the birdie before he could launch the rocket?


GravatarCentral--your offer of Ovaltine is making me think of "Young Frankenstein."


Gravatar
She hates puns, you know.


V is too cool. Don't fuck it up.


Gravatardon't really like women, but have them to keep their congregation from saying they are gay, and as baby factories.

It's a sensible reproductive strategy. It's insidious how relentless evolution is.


GravatarAre you asking the entire woman-hive?

I'll take what I can get.


GravatarNite Central.

Nite Flory.

Nite Jim bob.

Nite Moon.

Last peace out.

Kiss!


GravatarI like that it's Hot Science Chick Heinlein's father that is "Bulldog". Yeah, it's the same old SciFi "original" POS, but the writers at least gave props to the Old Man.


GravatarWhat kind of parents would name their child "Coolio"?


Gravatar Eli -- I'm confused. Why did Coolio have to be carried off by the birdie before he could launch the rocket?

Umm...

*looks around desperately*

SCIENCE!!!


GravatarWe'll have to consult.
Marcia Brady


Go ahead, Marcia. I have a headache.


Gravatar"It's a sensible reproductive strategy. It's insidious how relentless evolution is."

Ironic that fundies can be used as an example of evolution


GravatarPersonally, I don;t want comment # 1000.

Comment # 1066 would be kind of nice, though.


Gravatar Personally, I don;t want comment # 1000.

Comment # 1066 would be kind of nice, though.


Or 1024.


Gravatar"Go ahead, Marcia. I have a headache." --
flory, Business Manager

If I can't count on my sisters...


Gravatar...your offer of Ovaltine is making me think of "Young Frankenstein."

Girl, I feel like "Old Frankenstein" right about now.

I need more Ovaltine.


GravatarSCIENCE!!!
Eli


Yeah. You prolly refuse to ask for directions, too.


GravatarIt is ironic but to evolution it makes sense. You have a couple that doesn't drink, smoke, for the most part, with two income resources to rear offspring. All you have to do is watch FOX News, eat crap and reproduce and not be intellectually curious about anything. Just reproduce. What's not successful about that?


GravatarGood grief, Katy has just been upgraded to a Catagory 4.


GravatarThreads, children.


GravatarWhat's not successful about that?
Incog


Nothing, if you're an oclelot.


GravatarNutcases. Atriots. Why is it that whenever I check in, no matter how loaded I am, I always feel like I'm a few drinks behind?


GravatarSince it's cooling down tonight the smoke is dropping closer to the ground. I have to fire up the air filters in the house, so that it won't stink in here.

I never remember seeing yearly forest fires like we've had in the No. Rockies since the year 2000, when we had the close to 100,000 acre blazes.


GravatarDammit, threadbot was watching us.

987 posts and there's new sheets!!!!


GravatarIt's bleakly funny and uncanny in a way.


Gravatar10 more posts to 1000.

Let's not give up now.


Gravatar2000?


Gravatarnope only 1,000


GravatarYeah. You prolly refuse to ask for directions, too.

Well, that's more of an antisocial thing, really...


GravatarFrom upstairs...

I'm going to continually post on the thread below until I have comment # 1066.

I'm *so* gonna hold you to that.


GravatarWhy do you need to ask directions, when you are the center of your universe?


GravatarIf you could ask Bush any one question, what would it be?


Gravatar If you could ask Bush any one question, what would it be?

"Could you take a few steps back, please?"

This would be after I walked him to the edge of the Grand Canyon under the pretense of a photo op, of course.

I think I would need to put my camera into burst mode to make sure I didn't miss the look on his face.


GravatarIf you could ask Bush any one question, what would it be?

WTF did your parents do to you!?


GravatarIf you could ask Bush any one question, what would it be?

Which way to the exit?


Gravatar" If you could ask Bush any one question, what would it be?

"Could you take a few steps back, please?"

This would be after I walked him to the edge of the Grand Canyon under the pretense of a photo op, of course.

I think I would need to put my camera into burst mode to make sure I didn't miss the look on his face." --
Eli

And this is why I love you, Eli.

Purely eschatonically, of course.


GravatarI think I'd ask him how long Barb's umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck.


Gravatar I think I'd ask him how long Barb's umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck.

Probably the closest thing to a hug she ever gave him...


Gravatarhalfway through BEYOND CHUTZPAH.

prof finkelstein certainly put alan dershowitz in his scope sights.

i can understand why he went through so many gyrations to try and have this book spiked. he comes out as a pretty slimy prevaricator.

the felix frankfurter chair at harvard law school is dershowitz'es sanctuary.

can one retain tenure when it becomes proven that you are a lying, homicidal monster?

just asking.

as i see it, dershowitz either has to sue finkelstein for libel or crawl off and take abe foxman's job.


GravatarThe founder of Move America Forward, Howard Kaloogian, accused Cindy Sheehan, the sponsor of the anti-war protest, of encouraging the very insurgency in Iraq that killed her son.

"The terrorists that are watching Cindy Sheehan's protest believe that this is something that might topple the current administration." Kaloogian said. "And I have a question that I want the media to begin asking Cindy Sheehan: How many more American soldiers are going to die because you are giving hope and encouragement to our enemies?"

Using this logic:
56% of Americans that dont agree with hte Iraq war are aiding and abetting the enemy.
60% of Americans unhappy with Bush's performance are Al Quaida spies.

Heres some logical clarity for the Bushies:
WE SUPPORT THE TROOPS SO MUCH THAT WE WISH TO BRING THEM HOME FROM AN ILLEGAL AND UNJUST WAR.GIVING ANY REASON TO KILL IS NOT HONORABLE.TO DIE FOR A PRESIDENTIAL LIE IS NOT AN HONORABLE WAY TO DIE.


GravatarAnybody need a bitch slappin'?


GravatarJust doing my bit for the longest ever thread...


Gravatar1014th!


Gravatar56% of Americans that dont agree with hte Iraq war are aiding and abetting the enemy.

60% of Americans unhappy with Bush's performance are Al Quaida spies.


America Forward? What a fucking joke.

People who continue to support preznit fuckwit and his war are SO backwards, it's pathetic!


GravatarIf you could ask Bush any one question, what would it be?



"Could you hand me that paperweight, please?

The heavy marble one!"

(Whap!)

Right upside the head!


GravatarMy babes:
Immobilien Bochum, Immobilien - - Immobilien Aachen, Immobilien - - Immobilien Bonn, Immobilien.
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