I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
WooHoo
evening one and all
The Skeptic's Annotated Bible is neat, but The Brick Testament is a hoot! Your one-stop Bible shop, with all you need to know about;
Stoning
your children!
Stoning the whole damn family!
And much much more!
And sex, too, of course. Lots of sex. Sex with yourt wife. someone else's wife, your Dad's wife, your sister, your Dad, your dog...OK, I made up the dog bit. I think.
You don't have to bow down to me tonight.
Room to play!
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Top ten! Yay!
Evening, rational people.
I'm glad this new thread opened up. I was having a hard time getting into the one below.
Evening Moonbats
Man, there's like 2 science babes in this stupid movie.
And coolio!! (I think he's not bad, btw.)
Don't Thread On Me!
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You don't have to bow down to me tonight.
Oh. Should I skip kissing your calves, too?
Doozer - everybody must get stoned.
'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
You don't have to bow down to me tonight.
How else are we going to look up your skirt?
"We all know they're complete extinct, right?"
Umm, no. Since you just saw some live ones, then no, they're not extinct.
Idiot.
Probably not much point in coming in and saying hi tonight. But "hi" anyway.
How is it, that every time the thread turns to bosoms, we get new sheets?
I smell a conspiracy.
us' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Hi, mena!
It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.
I do love it when the pterodactyls take off people's upper torsos...
Yeaaaaaarggggghhhhh!!!!
WoooooooHooooooooo!!!!!
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I second the recommendation for "The Brick Testament"
Diane -- I'm preachign again tomorrow -- want another sermon?
damn it lip locked
mena: Probably not much point in coming in and saying hi tonight. But "hi" anyway.
Hey! I resemble that remark!
♥ to mena!
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I think a world with pterodactyls would be cool.
Steve McCroskey: [to Mrs. Oveur] Now your husband is alive, but unconscious.
Johnny: Just like Gerald Ford.
Hey NTodd! How was your week?
GO CINDY
Bet, babe. Slide a piece o' da' porter. Drink side, run da' java.
It's worse than Detroit.
Someone has to deep of an understanding of Airplane.
"Oh. Should I skip kissing your calves, too?"
NTodd
Of course not. Carry on!
Well, I guess that's it for the bimbo...
the Amorite epsiode of ther Brick testament was awesome.
wow ...that dudes head just got blown off..
I do love it when the pterodactyls take off people's upper torsos...
OoooooH!!
And it just got hot, stupid blonde girls arm and soldier's head!
Excellent!
Diane -- I'm preachign again tomorrow -- want another sermon?
Prior Aelred
I would!
How's everyone this fine evening?
Jeffra - (((MWAH!))
Hi all,
If you want to take real action on any of the issues discussed on this side of the Bloggosphere, please check my Blog:
What can we do?
It's a collection of practical activism links, tips and examples, with commentaries too.
Check-it out and leave comments and suggestions!
Don't just complain, take action!
"And coolio!! (I think he's not bad, btw.)"
four legs good
Does he have his braids? They always made me happy.
Marcia Brady: Of course not. Carry on!
I kinda favor those sexy little indentations behind the knees, and the "kidney dimples," m'self.
.
How's everyone this fine evening?
Full of bad-CGI pterodactyl-y goodness!
Stoning
your children!
Stoning the whole damn family!
EVERYBODY must get stoned!
Oh!!
Now they're gonna half to go up into pterodactyl volcano to rescue red headed chick!!
Revolutionary Tea
There was an old lady lived over the sea
And she was an island queen.
Her daughter lived off in a new country
With an ocean of water between.
The old lady’s pockets were full of gold
But never contented was she,
So she called on her daughter to pay her a tax
Of three pence a pound on her tea,
Of three pence a pound on her tea.
“Now, mother, dear mother,” the daughter replied,
“I shan’t do the thing you ax.
I’m willing to pay a fair price for the tea,
But never the three-penny tax.”
“You shall,” quoth the mother, and reddened with rage,
“For you’re my own daughter, you see,
And sure ’tis quite proper the daughter should pay
Her mother a tax on her tea,
Her mother a tax on her tea.”
And so the old lady her servant called up
And packed off a budget of tea;
And eager for three pence a pound, she put in
Enough for a large family.
She ordered her servant to bring home the tax,
Declaring her child should obey,
Or old as she was, and almost full grown,
She’d half whip her life away,
She’d half whip her life away.
The tea was conveyed to the daughter’s door,
All down by the ocean’s side,
And the bouncing girl poured out every pound
In the dark and boiling tide;
And then she called out to the island queen,
“Oh, mother, dear mother,” quoth she,
“Your tea you may have when ’tis steeped quite enough
But never a tax from me,
But never a tax from me.”
******
Just good to remember once in a while the stock from which we come.
mena - busy. Kept me from wasting enough time here. Yours?
Marcia - okay, but I need to get a drink of water...
whoa, here's what I got on that last thread:
Page cannot be found
The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.
Please try the following:
If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.
Open the www.haloscan.com home page, and then look for links to the information you want.
Click the Back button to try another link.
Problem: Unknown Error -1.
Oh sure, I'll do that....
Does he have his braids? They always made me happy.
Can't tell, he's wearing a helmet.
Ah..sci-fi bad flick Saturday night. I forgot.
Has anyone ever pointed out here the disputed use of Hopefully by our threadbot?
guess who's back?
back again
seaxneat's back
with some gin
Steve McCroskey: [to Mrs. Oveur] Now your husband is alive, but unconscious.
Johnny: Just like Gerald Ford.
olexicon, cromulent thinker
And LeRoy is getting LARGER!
The baby pterodactyls really are kinda cute.
Don't just complain, take action!
But it's soooooo much work to take action! Whinewhinewhinewhinewhine.
Oh boy, baby pterodactyls are eating the soldier alive!
Groovy!
"How is it, that every time the thread turns to bosoms, we get new sheets?"
yeah...no one will see the question I asked below:
speaking of bosoms...the wife and i started going to hs football games as cheap entertainment....my alma mater plays right up the street.
Anyway, beginning a few years ago we started seeing some retro fasions on the kids...hip hugger jeans, halter tops, etc.
But what the fuck is with wearing halter and string tops with bras? wtf is up with that bullshit?
The Skeptic's Annotated Bible is neat, but The Brick Testament is a hoot! Your one-stop Bible shop, with all you need to know about;
-doozer
******************
i came across that site a few years ago, and it is without a doubt one of the most amazing and funniest things ever. don't be afraid to click on doozer's link, people. it won't hurt you.
Marcia Brady (aka "The Winnuh") -- I posted in response to your question on the (prolly now dead) thread below -- check out the Guardian article that res linked on Rome's possibly shifting on ther whole orientation/activity thing -- the document may well not be published
I kinda favor those sexy little indentations behind the knees, and the "kidney dimples," m'self.
I think the clavicle is the sexiest bone (no, stop that smirk now) on the body, especially where it intersects with the base of the neck when the head is turned to the side.
A man should have a hobby.
guess who's back?
back again
seaxneat's back
with some gin
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng) |
so much drama in the lbc
its' kinds hard snoop do double g...
I'm liking this movie a lot.
"I think the clavicle is the sexiest bone (no, stop that smirk now) on the body,"
Oh yeah, I'm big on the clav...
Has anyone ever pointed out here the disputed use of Hopefully by our threadbot?
Yeah, my English major roomie from college would have a fit about that. But as I argued with him, language is organic, evolves and so long as you know what the fuck somebody's saying, you should shut the fuck up. Otherwise, we should all be speaking the same wacked shit as Chaucer. Or the ancient Sumerians, or something.
A man should have a hobby.
I have 3 hobbies:
Photography
Lion Kitty
Bad Science Fiction
Sometimes they overlap.
rolling down the street smoking endo
sipping on gin and juice
laid back
with my mind on my money and my money on my mind
It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.
olexicon, cromulent thinker
Cue brawling girl scouts.
Olaf --
This is not true -- laughing at The Brick Testament CAN hurt you (but prolly worth the risk)
Or the ancient Sumerians, or something.
We'd have to fly to mars for that.
so much drama in the lbc
its' kinds hard snoop do double g...
hahaha! you know, i thought i saw snoop dogg today. driving a dodge magnum. 'course that makes no sense, since i was in the burbs of houston.
Cue brawling girl scouts.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat |
and "staying alive"
"But it's soooooo much work to take action! Whinewhinewhinewhinewhine."--
NTodd
Yes, calf and kidney-dimple kissing is so much more rewarding.
Although if Hackett runs for Senate from Ohio, I may just have to get involved. Although I'll still whine.
But what the fuck is with wearing halter and string tops with bras? wtf is up with that bullshit?
The guilded age of taste in dressing has gone the way of the dinosaur.
Bras shoud be banned, right after we ban the bible.
I see you're all quoting some quality movie - had me wondering for a minute.
Yep, very long, busy week here too. I've been getting ready for school, which I should be doing this coming week, except I'll be traveling to eschacon this week. Took a couple of personal days, which will not incidentally get me out of the start-up faculty meetings, which I hate. Can't wait to get out on the road!!
guess who's back?
back again
seaxneat's back
with some gin
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng) | Email | Homepage |08.27.05 - 10:15 pm | #
thank (any/all spiritual beings)
continued objections against hopefully. You might expect that people would have warmed to hopefully once the usage became well established. But instead they appear to have become more adamant in their opposition. In the 1968 Usage Panel survey, 44 percent of the panel approved the usage, but this dropped to 27 percent in our 1986 survey. There is plenty of evidence to suggest that the panel of the mid-1980s was less conservative than the panel of the 1960s, since it accepted once-condemned usages such as the employment of contact and host as verbs. And 60 percent of that same panel in the 1986 survey accepted the comparable use of mercifully in the sentence Mercifully, the game ended before the Giants could add another touchdown to the lopsided score. It is not the use of hopefully as a sentence adverb per se that bothers the panel. Rather, hopefully seems to have taken on a life of its own as a shibboleth.
hopefully, the Usage Panel will get over it.
hahaha! you know, i thought i saw snoop dogg today. driving a dodge magnum. 'course that makes no sense, since i was in the burbs of houston.
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng)
hey houston is the home of swisha production house maybe snoop is getting chopped and screwed by paul wall and mmike jones
Or the ancient Sumerians, or something. NTodd
Typical liberal Sumeriaphobe!
Has anyone ever pointed out here the disputed use of Hopefully by our threadbot?
JeffCO
Let's start the 'Begs the Question' feud.
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I think the clavicle is the sexiest bone (no, stop that smirk now) on the body, especially where it intersects with the base of the neck when the head is turned to the side.
clavicles are cool, so long as they aren't emaciated clavicles. just a little hit of it? quite nice.
i rather like necks.
hips, lips, tits, power!
--fook
You don't have to bow down to me tonight.
How else are we going to look up your skirt?
Ripley
Aaaiiiight, somebody pass out the patent leather shoes, and let's get on with it.
Yes, calf and kidney-dimple kissing is so much more rewarding.
Oh, yes, I totally agree. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some more to take care of...
Yes, calf and kidney-dimple kissing is so much more rewarding.
Oh, yes, I totally agree. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some more to take care of...
You know what my favorite SciFi channel commercial is?
The one where the guy with all the tatoos is shopping and he goes home and sets his table for a dinner party or a feast and then all the tatoos come alive.
I haven't seen it for a while but it was cool.
A man should have a hobby.
I have a hobby, but my hand won't allow me to talk about it.
i rather like necks.
i like big butts and i cannot lie
Evening, batsies. Did I miss anything good?
hey houston is the home of swisha production house maybe snoop is getting chopped and screwed by paul wall and mmike jones
the what? the who? 
actually, houston has seen its share of gangstas. from the incomparable geto boys, to south park mexican, to...um.. Destiny's Child?
"The guilded age of taste in dressing has gone the way of the dinosaur."
It's like these kids are unknowingly part of a hoax..."Yes, dear, this is a halter top. Sure, you wear a bra with it and have the straps show...that's how we did it as kids."
Why not wear boxer shoirts under a bikini?
"I think the clavicle is the sexiest bone (no, stop that smirk now) on the body,"
Oh yeah, I'm big on the clav...
On the other hand, the clavinet is sexy, too.
rolling down the street smoking endo
sipping on gin and juice
laid back
with my mind on my money and my money olexicon, cromulent thinker |
Snoop in the house fyi Snoop going mainstream selling out for the $$$$
what's the matter with you people? i mean i know i can't watch it what with the bbq and delicate psyche and all but you less fearful folks could be totally watching Humanoids from the Deep- on IFC
Bras shoud be banned, right after we ban the bible.
Ummm, no.
There are some boobs that should be restrained.
Bras shoud be banned, right after we ban the bible.
©smalfish
No - sorry! I know women my age that went without bras back in the 1960s and 1970s and their boobs are now down to their knees.
I always needed the support. I'm keeping my bras.
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I see you're all quoting some quality movie - had me wondering for a minute.
mena
Last night it was Blazing Saddles.
hahaha! you know, i thought i saw snoop dogg today. driving a dodge magnum. 'course that makes no sense, since i was in the burbs of houston.
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng)
I saw George Will on Friday wearing a normal tie. And looking pissed. I would have jumped out of the cab and slapped him, but my son had to get back to work, so I settled for casting a spell to give him mumbletytongue. He's getting old.
i like big butts and i cannot lie
scariest moment of living in bloomington, indiana: being at the bowling alley and listening to a white townie screeching Baby Got Back on the Karaoke. that's when my wife and i looked at eachother and asked "where the fuck are we?!?!?!?!?"
the what? the who?
that's houston's new generation i just read up on them in Rolling Stone
Is DWD here? He invited me to MI a couple of threads back - usually good for years of therapy.
Many thanks - yeah, we should leave, but life is making that hard.
Of course, maybe I am in my element - Mr lb say - the Dutch - the only people to look at the Atlantic Ocean and say - "Farm Land!"
Jeepers!
Go start a pot of squash blossom soup and you guys are already 100 posts into a new thread....
Its Saturday....time to relax.
Bras shoud be banned, right after we ban the bible.
Ummm, no.
There are some boobs that should be restrained.
four legs good
My 24 year old is a double D.
She wouldn't think of walking around without a bra!
rolling down the street smoking endo
That's on our poker mix!
Last night it was Blazing Saddles.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
it's twue
it's twue
That was a good line!!
"Keep your mouth shut or your teeth won't make the rest of this trip."
LOL.
hips, lips, tits, power!
--fook
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng)
==
Goodness sakes!
I saw George Will on Friday wearing a normal tie. And looking pissed. I would have jumped out of the cab and slapped him, but my son had to get back to work, so I settled for casting a spell to give him mumbletytongue. He's getting old.
hahahaha! you know, bow ties are a serious statement. almost invariably, he who wears a bowtie is an asshole and proud of it. the big concrete building in which i work has a couple of men who wear bowties. both seem like total jackasses. 
"The Vietnamization of Bush's Vacation
By FRANK RICH
Published: August 28, 2005
Even though their own poll numbers are in a race to the bottom with the president's, don't expect the Democrats to make a peep about the war in Iraq."
dems: let's send more troops to iraq, yeah, that's the ticket.
That's on our poker mix!
NTodd
have you heard the bluegrass version?
Prior, I was being a little snarky. Is the article involving a change within the RC Church?
I come at Christianity from the pagan perspective, so I don't really know what their thought processes involve.
UH HU
I like big tits
YOU see em on the street
left and right
i like big tits that right
i try to look away but i can't resist
evertime i try to call it quits
Hear come some tits thats a big ten 4
Uh hu
I like big tits uh hu
tits
Well they come in twos
hard to choose
your favorite tit
uh hu
i like tits for dinner a noon time snack
i like tits for lunch a big tit attack
i like tits for breakfast
iwhat it is
their where its at
tits
they give me shivers when they bounce around
buckeld up or hanging on the ground
i like big tits
uh hu
tits save it all for me
tits
Joe walsh
He's getting old.
Hecate
In more ways than one!
The screen "writer" for Pterodactyl has raised the bar for bad dialog. I hope the SciFi channel movie works signs him to a 10 year contract.
Best Dialog Ever.
"Oh Puke. I'll go one on one with you any day, bitch."
NTodd --
I confess to being one of the "hopefully" pedants -- don't like split infinitives, either -- blame my English teachers (I am trying to make progress on accepting the passing of generic "man," FWIW)
I would have jumped out of the cab and slapped him, but my son had to get back to work, so I settled for casting a spell to give him mumbletytongue. He's getting old.
LOL.
I would pay big bucks to see video of that!!
Okay, those were the fakest entrails EVER.
"Keep your mouth shut or your teeth won't make the rest of this trip."
"How are ya gonna eat corn on the cob with no fucking teeth?"
- Blues Brothers
Goodness sakes!
indeed! a very interesting song. sort of a sexy/not-sexy song.
i should add that that song is on the album Fook, by pigface, they of industrial all-star artists fame.
have you heard the bluegrass version?
I had no idea there was such a thing!
don't like split infinitives, either
Dude, we don't speak LATIN!
what the heck is 'endo'?
hey the pteradac is reading the entrails of that homo sapien
"How are ya gonna eat corn on the cob with no fucking teeth?"
- Blues Brothers
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat |
q: what kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh we gort both kinds, country and western
Actually, It's possible that this usage of 'hopefully'
is a loan-translation of a sort from the German, where 'hoffentlich' is used in precisely this manner.
I also suspect the answering 'no idea' when you don't know is a similar borrowing from German, where "keine Ahnung" has been common for a very long time.
"You move and I'll blow your nutsack off!"
But what the fuck is with wearing halter and string tops with bras? wtf is up with that bullshit?
jdw
I have seen that.
Here, SE TX, I was amazed at the ultra short skirts worn by young and older females (ofcourse females, but I've always worn mine short). Is that a local thing or did the fashion change when we moved here last summer.
.
have you heard the bluegrass version?
I had no idea there was such a thing!
it's by the gourds
i possess an mp3
"hopefully" doesn't bother me at all. but i use "their" and "them" as a third person singular pronoun when gender is not specified. anyone who has a problem with that can go fuck themselves.
After 40, a bra is mandatory. It ain't the amount of the boobage, it's the droopage of the boobage.
Seriously. I'm a woman, so I can say this.
Lundsford, in her St Martins Handbook, makes the point that when Freshmen Comp was first institutionalized at Harvard in the 19th C, the big bugaboo was students confusing "shall" and "will". spilt infinitives was the booboo du jour of the 50s and 60s. Now the num,ber one "error" is lack of comma with a nonrestrictive element.
it's all about the conventions, man.
comma splice cokes in at #8 of the top twenty, btw.
On the other hand, the clavinet is sexy, too.
hahahahhahahah! i love eschatonians!!!
Hecate - I glanced at the last (overgrown) thresd just before this one came up, and saw you describing food for some sort of entertaining, it sounded wonderful!
A man should have a hobby.
I have a hobby, but my hand won't allow me to talk about it.
©smalfish
"You're the greatest lover I've ever had."
"Well...I practice a lot when I'm alone!"
seaxneat: the big concrete building in which i work has a couple of men who wear bowties. both seem like total jackasses.
My first boss at the Evil Empire was a smart mofo... bald-headed, skinny white guy, with a pointy nose, always wore bowties. I interviewed with him, and his two uplines. I asked him a few months later about the bowties (that's all he ever wore!), and he said he acquired the habit when he was a kid, bagging groceries. Seems a regular necktie got all dirty, from the stooping and bending over. The bowtie? Problem solved!
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"Keep your mouth shut or your teeth won't make the rest of this trip."
"How are ya gonna eat corn on the cob with no fucking teeth?"
- Blues Brothers
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
You know someone who has some nasty-looking teeth? Kate O'Beirne...she's sp buck-toothed, she could eat a peanut butter sandwich from across the street.
Why are they shooting at the ceiling?
it's by the gourds
i possess an mp3
i, too, would like to possess such an mp3 by the gourds.
the Dutch - the only people to look at the Atlantic Ocean and say - "Farm Land!"
Who among us does not love the Dutch?
After 40, a bra is mandatory. It ain't the amount of the boobage, it's the droopage of the boobage.
Seriously. I'm a woman, so I can say this.
TheOtherWashington
Exactly!
"what the heck is 'endo'?"
Its what comes before outdo
lb0313 - ya know, we'd kinda like to see you around in the future, so howsabout making some tracks now?
You know someone who has some nasty-looking teeth? Kate O'Beirne...she's sp buck-toothed, she could eat a peanut butter sandwich from across the street.
Ouch!!
Oh boy, baby pterodactyls are eating the soldier alive!
Groovy!
four legs good
That was a grizzly one in Jurassic Park Too; when the baby T-Rexes got dinner...
i, too, would like to possess such an mp3 by the gourds.
NTodd
how could i assist you
with this problem
It ain't the amount of the boobage, it's the droopage of the boobage.
Now that is a depressing sentance.
what the heck is 'endo'?
weed, doobage, grass, herb...
no idea where the name came from...
whoda thunk the pteras were bipedal
Humanoids, people i implore you... humanoids!
Kate O'Beirne...she's sp buck-toothed, she could eat a peanut butter sandwich from across the street.
ZuZu's Petals |
Then there's Condi.
You could open beer bottles with THOSE teeth.
Who among us does not love the Dutch?
I loves me some dutch chocolate ice cream.
Bwaaahahahahaha! It's a bad day to be a 'Protest Warrior' when the cops have to protect you from an ass-whupping by intolerant rightwingers. Too much.
In one heated moment, members of the pro-Bush crowd turned on what they mistakenly thought were a group of anti-war protesters, cursing them, threatening them and tearing down their signs. A police officer rushed the group to safety..
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050...HE0BHNlYwN0bWE-
Bwaaahahahaha!
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireSto...TC-
RSSFeeds0312
At the pro-Bush rally several miles away, there were some heated moments when two members of Protest Warrior, a group that frequently holds counter protests to anti-war rallies, walked in with a sign that read "Say No to War Unless a Democrat is President."
Many Bush supporters only saw the top of the sign and believed the men were war protesters, so they began shouting and chasing the pair out. One man tore up their signs. When Will Marean of Minneapolis kept repeating that he was on the Bush side and tried to explain Protest Warrior's mission, one Bush supporter shook his hand and apologized.
http://
www.democraticunderground...ess=104x4475931
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Christ this game reminds me of a peewee football game.
"what the heck is 'endo'?"
Its what comes before outdo
Dr.Franklin
Then there was Bonzo Dog Band's "The Intro and the Outro."
I'm liking Coolio.
I'd definitely cast him in my next bad sci-fi movie.
"My 24 year old is a double D.
She wouldn't think of walking around without a bra!"
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
My poor 14-yr-old is busty (I won't mention her size). Kids these days!
We were walking down the street a couple of years ago, with my baby walking ahead of me. This ADULT man looked her up and down.
I looked at him and said, "Excuse me, she is eleven years old!"
He didn't seem too phased.
After 40, a bra is mandatory. It ain't the amount of the boobage, it's the droopage of the boobage.
Seriously. I'm a woman, so I can say this.
TheOtherWashington | Email | 08.27.05 - 10:28 pm | #
LOL need, clause for small boobies
no sage at any age
"hopefully" doesn't bother me at all. but i use "their" and "them" as a third person singular pronoun when gender is not specified. anyone who has a problem with that can go fuck themselves.
Olaf glad and big | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 10:28 pm | #
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Why are they shooting at the ceiling?
It's an easy target to hit?
how could i assist you
with this problem
That's an intriguing question. Indeed, how could you assist me in realizing my lifelong dream to acquire an mp3 of the bluegrass version of the aforementioned song? Oh, the mind boggles at the possibilities. Perhaps we could carry on this exchange of ideas via e-mail.
In one heated moment, members of the pro-Bush crowd turned on what they mistakenly thought were a group of anti-war protesters, cursing them, threatening them and tearing down their signs. A police officer rushed the group to safety..
Shame someone in one of those packs of assholes wasn't packin'.
I am SO sick and tired of these brainwashed sheep!
I saw George Will on Friday wearing a normal tie. And looking pissed. I would have jumped out of the cab and slapped him, but my son had to get back to work, so I settled for casting a spell to give him mumbletytongue. He's getting old.
Hecate
And aging like a cheap wine, most likely.
That was a grizzly one in Jurassic Park Too; when the baby T-Rexes got dinner...
Yeah, but the guy who got eaten totally deserved it.
four legs good: Ouch!!
The typical Southern/hillbilly version is, "They could eat corn off the cob through a picket fence!"
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My first boss at the Evil Empire was a smart mofo... bald-headed, skinny white guy, with a pointy nose, always wore bowties. I interviewed with him, and his two uplines. I asked him a few months later about the bowties (that's all he ever wore!), and he said he acquired the habit when he was a kid, bagging groceries. Seems a regular necktie got all dirty, from the stooping and bending over. The bowtie? Problem solved!
well, that's a good point. neckties are really annoying. i view them as leashes. i happen to think they are not phallic symbols anymore. they show you are owned.
maybe i should switch to bowties. i've been rebelling lately by wearing clashing ties.
i am not fond of my boss.
(it has not been less than 20 seconds!!!!)
"no idea where the name came from.."
thanks...figured it was weed but didn't know what it referred to exactly...maybe some new kinmd...cannibus endometriosis..
anyone who has a problem with that can go fuck themselves.
Isn't it 'go fuck theirselves'?
Then there's Condi.
You could open beer bottles with THOSE teeth.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
Yes, but who'd want to!!?
shudders
"My 24 year old is a double D.
She wouldn't think of walking around without a bra!"
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
My poor 14-yr-old is busty (I won't mention her size). Kids these days!
We were walking down the street a couple of years ago, with my baby walking ahead of me. This ADULT man looked her up and down.
I looked at him and said, "Excuse me, she is eleven years old!"
He didn't seem too phased.
Marcia Brady
My daughter started developing when she was 9.
That so called ADULT's dick should drop off.
Fucking pig!
Oh, the mind boggles at the possibilities. Perhaps we could carry on this exchange of ideas via e-mail.
cc me, brother
Olaf glad and big
I got ur "their" and "them" right here, bro.
Bring it on.
.
Yes, but who'd want to!!?
shudders
ZuZu's Petals
Yeah, really!
That's an intriguing question. Indeed, how could you assist me in realizing my lifelong dream to acquire an mp3 of the bluegrass version of the aforementioned song? Oh, the mind boggles at the possibilities. Perhaps we could carry on this exchange of ideas via e-mail.
NTodd
You have my email address kind sir?
He didn't seem too phased.
You shoulda recharged that phaser- that would have taken care of him.
smalfish,
whcih game are you watching?
TB and Miami over here.
Christ this game reminds me of a peewee football game.
smalfish, this game is a joke. stupid texans. hardly befitting of a "rivalry" game. (if you weren't aware, apparently we have a rivalry against y'all!!)
Got to admitt, big teeth are a kind of fetish with me. Especially big teeth in big homely-handsome, red-headed men who wear dark green wool pants.
There, now there is no more to confess.
Boldy to go where no one before has gone!
To infinitive and beyond!
My daughter started developing when she was 9.
That so called ADULT's dick should drop off.
Fucking pig!
totally. ick. *shudder*
Marcia Brady --
Here is the link:
Vatican plan to block gay priests
(I think)
extracts:
"The document expresses the church's belief that gay men should no longer be allowed to enter seminaries to study for the priesthood. Currently, as all priests take a vow of celibacy, their sexual orientation has not been considered a pressing concern.
Vatican-watchers believe the Pope harbours doubts about whether the church should publish the document, which has already been the subject of three drafts."
"The instruction tries to dampen down the controversy by eschewing a moral line, arguing instead that the presence of homosexuals in seminaries is 'unfair' to both gay and heterosexual priests by subjecting the former to temptation."
"The instruction was drawn up as part of the Vatican's response to the sexual abuse scandal that surfaced in the American church three years ago, which has seen hundreds of priests launch lawsuits against superiors whom they accuse of abusing them."
"Studies show that a significant proportion of men who enter seminaries to train for the priesthood are gay. Any move signalling that homosexuals will not be allowed to join the seminaries, even one couched in the arcane language of the Vatican, could reduce the number of recruits to the priesthood.
In a further sign of the instruction's deeply controversial nature, it is expected the document would be signed by a cardinal rather than the Pope himself if the Vatican decides to publish it."
To infinitive and beyond!
JeffCO
don't split!
maybe i should switch to bowties. i've been rebelling lately by wearing clashing ties.
i am not fond of my boss.
I'm not fond of mine either.
I never ever wear a tie.
"Now that is a depressing sentance."
You think that's depressing, try getting that view in the mirror. That's depressing.
anyone who has a problem with that can go fuck themselves.
Isn't it 'go fuck theirselves'?
NTodd
With the anti-Cindy crowd in Crawford,
I'll bet it's "theyselves."
olexicon - you have mail discussing a completely legitimate transaction.
Isn't it 'go fuck theirselves'?
or "one's self"?
After 40, a bra is mandatory. It ain't the amount of the boobage, it's the droopage of the boobage.
And that's not just for women, but a significant portion of menfolk, too.
Bras should be banned
I was going to say "they should be burned," and processed to Google for a picture.
Didn't have much luck (found only one), but I found this article...so was bra burning one of those pop culture myths that, as a child of the 70's, I took for granted as true?
i am not fond of my boss.
Please, I have 1 day left of a 10 day vacation. Don't make me think of work.
SHIT, too late.
I HATE my boss.
I used to lay awake at nite thinking of beating the crap out of him. But no more.
.
"Fucking pig!"
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
My daughter is 5'9", with a size 11 foot. A bartender friend said that she would serve my daughter in a bar, no questions, because she looks like she's in her 20s.
So I am home in the afternoons when she gets out of school.
dunno about clavinetists, but there are some hot clarinetists:
http://tinyurl.com/9wmm5
With the anti-Cindy crowd in Crawford,
I'll bet it's "theyselves."
It's "hisself"
not sure what the plural is.
olexicon - you have mail discussing a completely legitimate transaction.
NTodd
well i will read it and see if it meets my needs for transactions of this nature
May 18, 2004
Dear Tony:
The underlying causes of extremism that can affect the British Muslim community are discrimination, disadvange and exclusion. But another recurring theme is the issue of British foreign policy, especially in the context of the Middle East Peace Process and Iraq.
Just thought you should know.
Yours,
Michael Jay
I'm not fond of mine either.
I never ever wear a tie.
that sounds wonderful! i would probably like my boss if he weren't such a nouveau-riche poseur jackass who made me wear a suit to FUCKING BLOG FOR HIM!!!!
...what's the use? All threads just end up sounding like... this one!
Now, I'm off to the movies...
Good night, you guardians of democracy, you court jesters in the face of hurricanes, you princes and princesses of Eschaton:
Entitled Revolution and Roses, [this poem] says that the peoples of Venezuela, Cuba, East Timor, Northern Ireland, the Sudan, and Chile will have peace and progress.
Even if the soil of the country is invaded
By lies and corruption
These people will know; Justice and Freedom
Are for us,
Are for the world: bread and roses
Roses like dreams
Bread like revolution.
Excerpt from the poem Revolution and Roses
Collected Poems
Juan Garrido-Salgado
Five Islands Press
I never ever wear a tie.
As long as you don't wear a fuckin' white undershirt. Don't get it with some men that wear open neck with the tightie whitie look.
Hecate, you've got an organic gardener who has ligonberries!? I'm jealous! Now, if you can get cloudberries, that'd be heaven.
dunno about clavinetists, but there are some hot clarinetists:
http://tinyurl.com/9wmm5
I have to agree!
whcih game are you watching?
Dallas vs Houston.
It's an exciting 7-3 game. With the cowboys "winning".
Got to admitt, big teeth are a kind of fetish with me. Especially big teeth in big homely-handsome, red-headed men who wear dark green wool pants.
There, now there is no more to confess.
EPT
Anybody remember the Farkles from Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In? For some reaason, that made me think of Fred Farkle.
showing my age
I settled for casting a spell to give him mumbletytongue.
Hahahahaha! Will that take effect before tomorrow's This Week with little Georgie? I might have to record this one.
"Isn't it 'go fuck theirselves'?" --
NTodd
I prefer, "All y'all can go fuck yo'selves." The direct approach and all...
So I am home in the afternoons when she gets out of school.
Marcia Brady
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Damn right. What is it with these kids, anyway? They tower over me.
whcih game are you watching?
WHen I'm forced to wear a tie I like to wear a white shirt with a tee that has someones logo on the back.
I HATE my boss.
I used to lay awake at nite thinking of beating the crap out of him. But no more.
has it progressed to shoving popsicle sticks under his fingernails?
I never ever wear a tie.
I won't grow up
I don't wanna wear a tie
Or a serious expression
In the middle of July!
Split infinitives and the 'don't end your sentence with a preposition" rule are not only stupid and arbitrary, but a perverse attempt to cram a basically Germanic language into a Latinate model.
Why are split infinitives bad? Because Latin infinitives are one word, and so shouldn't be separated.
That's the rationale. Makes no sense.
And why no sentences ending with prepositions? Because you can't do it in Latin.
In German, of course, every other sentence seems to end in a preposition (they're actually the separable prefixes of verbs.)
I'm all for precise use of language, but there's good usage and then there's pedantry--up with which I shall not put.
If The Rat bans gay men from the priesthood (notice he isn't making it retro-active) then the Roman Catholic priesthood will be effectively extinct within a decade. I can't imagine that Catholics are going to support a church that doesn't support them. It is a sacramental religon, afterall.
My advice is to dump the hierarchy if they won't provide you with priests, borrow a few priests from the Episcopal church to start a line of succession but to go with a really democratic church structure in which anyone who proves themselves competent and honest can hold real power. Dump the pope, keep the Church. Argue out moral issues and forget the stuff that is a relic of neo-platonic snobbery.
Oh, fuck all y'all
As long as you don't wear a fuckin' white undershirt. Don't get it with some men that wear open neck with the tightie whitie look.
In this heat?
Fuck that.
I only put on a suit if I have a meeting. It drives my boss crazy. My uberboss doesn't give a shit.
But isn't a bowtie a ribbon on a dickhead?
Idiot.
Shoot it in the eyeball!!
"I have to agree!
seaxneat"
check out the players of other instruments there...phew, hot!
Split infinitives and the 'don't end your sentence with a preposition" rule are not only stupid and arbitrary, but a perverse attempt to cram a basically Germanic language into a Latinate model.
Hunh?
.
haa someone here already commented on the use of famous sci-fi authors names used for characters in the pteradac flick?
Heinlein, Zelanzy, Lovecraft,
Serling (!) cute device..
Damn right. What is it with these kids, anyway? They tower over me.
mena
My daughter is 5'8". She'll be 24 Monday.
My son, who turned 21 today, is 5'11".
I'm almost 5'7" myself so I'm not a runt. I have two brothers who are over 6 feet tall.
whoo hoo! Lookit me! I'm Thersites!
Nah, not really. Just watertiger, fucking around on Thersites' computer.
But isn't a bowtie a ribbon on a dickhead?
Pretty much.
I confess that the differences between "shall" & "will" perplex me no end -- one of those things that I am apt to get right if I just do it but will certainly get wrong if I think about it too hard
Viz. Douglas MacArthur knew his grammar -- he said, "I will return!" but his press officer knew the American public & knew that they woudl think that the correct form was wrong & that "I shall return!" would resonate (or "resignate" as "Dear Leader" would say -- DID say)
I dont got no ligonberries but I got plenty of dingleberries, if that's what you're asking.
Hi, party people
I have read your ripley and jjeffrraham;'s offers and all are valid
how do i email it then?
The NY Times' "even-handed" journamalism:
Jeebus Rode A Dinosaur
Soon to be made into a minor motion picture starring Kirk Cameron.
I prefer, "All y'all can go fuck yo'selves." The direct approach and all...
Marcia Brady
damn it you beat me to it!
.
"Isn't it 'go fuck theirselves'?" --
NTodd
I prefer, "All y'all can go fuck yo'selves." The direct approach and all...
Marcia Brady
OR..."You'ns don't speak fer me nor mine and kin go fuck you'nselfs"
ZuZu's Petals, nope. It wasn't them. I was a Smothers Brothers guy and didn't watch Laugh In. I had to discover Lily T and the others on my own. Never appreciated Henry Gibson until I saw Nashville.
The guy I'm thinking of was a park ranger I once knew.
t's twue
it's twue
olexicon, cromulent thinker
Ragger!
Nah, not really. Just watertiger, fucking around on Thersites' computer.
DOes he have any good porn on it?
Nah, not really. Just watertiger, fucking around on Thersites' computer.
DOes he have any good porn on it?
check out the players of other instruments there...phew, hot
no kidding! i loves me those intrument players.
i married a flautist. and i played french horn. but i wanted to play bassoon...
Oh, fuck all y'all
agave
that is my favorite version
Prior, use "shall" for First Person and you will be all right.
Nah, not really. Just watertiger, fucking around on Thersites' computer.
Aha!
Then you'll want to see this!!!
I have read your ripley and jjeffrraham;'s offers and all are valid
how do i email it then?
Uh...as an attachment?
DOes he have any good porn on it?
ooh! ooh! i do i do!
no, not really.
Who among us does not love the Dutch?
The fight song, I believe, of Hope College:
If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much
I'll do my best to either make tracks or channel my forefathers...
Thanks all - tomorrow is going to be, um, long - so 'nite....
I only put on a suit if I have a meeting. It drives my boss crazy. My uberboss doesn't give a shit.
Houston dropped ties years ago. I had one boss years ago in the oil business that would literally cut your tie off with scissors if you showed up in a tie. A restaurant use to have a wall of ties that had been cut-off by waitresses.
Then you'll want to see this!!!
hehehehe! how'd you guess?!
haa someone here already commented on the use of famous sci-fi authors names used for characters in the pteradac flick?
Heinlein, Zelanzy, Lovecraft,
Serling (!) cute device..
Also Clarke. I missed Serling and Heinlein (thought it was Hyland or something).
nah, i got young thersites reading over my shoulder. can't be nosing around. that would be unseemly.
I confess that the differences between "shall" & "will" perplex me no end
You can't mimic a German accent if you use "shall". Speaking of Laugh In.
whoo hoo! Lookit me! I'm Thersites!
Lousy with virginity...
the thing about bowties is that wearing them is a form of fake defiance done by people who aren't really defying anything. just pretending to.
Ole X, I'm cc'd on NTodd's mail.
Attach that mutha-bluegrassin mp3 and let's get Appalachizzle in the hizzle, yo!
So everyone's not out at EschaCon?
Bras should be banned
I was going to say "they should be burned," and processed to Google for a picture.
Didn't have much luck (found only one), but I found this article...so was bra burning one of those pop culture myths that, as a child of the 70's, I took for granted as true?
Uncle Smokes
I've been a feminist since I was about 6, before there was even a name for it.
I remember when they held the protest outside the Miss America cattle show in 1968 where they burned bras, etc.
Feminist or not, I was NOT dispensing with my bras.
Houston dropped ties years ago.
someone should tell my boss that.
i think he's gonna move the headquarters of the firm.
odd man, he is.
Terry C - Happy BIrthday to both your bebes!
I'm 5'2", my ex was 5'10". My kid is 18, 6'4", well over 250, size 16 shoe. He was 20 lbs. at two months. We used to call him the viking throwback.
What a great daytrip! And we have a watertiger strawberry-n-rhubarb pie in the house, so weep with jealousy, bitches.
Heywood, good to see ya!
haa someone here already commented on the use of famous sci-fi authors names used for characters in the pteradac flick?
Heinlein, Zelanzy, Lovecraft,
Serling (!) cute device..
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in the new batman fick there is a nuthouse called "arkham sanitorium". subtle nod to lovecraft.
When I grow old, I shall wear purple.
It would be so gay.
Uh...as an attachment?
NTodd
I browse as we speak
dear sir
watertiger/Thersites - a test. I dangle a rasher of virtual bacon before you. If you lunge, you ARE Thers.
whoo hoo! Lookit me! I'm Thersites!
Lousy with virginity...
Erm..... do I get to weigh in on this?
nah, i got young thersites reading over my shoulder. can't be nosing around. that would be unseemly.
I'll bet HE would like to see some lion kitty.
http://img.photobucket.com/album...s/Maxx_8-
25.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/album...Maxx_8-
25_4.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/album...aris/
8_25_8.jpg
I can never pass up an excuse to pimp my cat.
So everyone's not out at EschaCon?
It's next week.
So everyone's not out at EschaCon?
Swan"
gues not...they'd be very disaapointed if they are there this weekend..
WHooooo HOOO!
It's now officially a BLOW OUT!
14-3!
WHOO HOO!
oooh, by the way, thersites and i came up with a BRILLIANT idea today:
deep fried bacon.
Soon to be made into a minor motion picture starring Kirk Cameron.
Heywood J.
co-starring Stephen Baldwin and Lisa Welchel (who used to be Blair on "Facts of Life")
EPT --
I answered you on the dead thread below!
"EPT --
Pio Nono is not one of my favorite people -- I suspect that these days he would be diagnosed as bipolar (I'm not kidding, BTW)
Acton's famous phrase "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely" was theoretically about a Renaissance pope but actually directed at Pio Nono -- Acton used all his behind the scenes influence to try & block the definition of papal infallibility at Vatican I (Lord Acton was an English RC layman, BTW)
Prior Aelred "
& as to your comment on this thread -- why not just becomes Episcopalians? The Episcopal Church is Catholicism for grownups.
(in case you didn't know, I am a Benedictine monk & priest in an Episcopal monastery)
I dont got no ligonberries but I got plenty of dingleberries, if that's what you're asking.
Gordon the Magnificent
Try sandpaper.
Rick Horowitz is a syndicated columnist that came up with a great response to Mullah Robertson's mental meltdown this week. Sing to the tune of "Take me out to the ballgame"
"Take him out" -- to a ballgame?
"Take him out" -- right out loud!
Robertson called for a death attack,
Now he's trying to take it all back,
So it's hoot, hoot, hoot at the preacher,
He's got no one to blame,
For it's one...too...many mistakes,
He's a holy shame!
"Take him out" -- to a nightclub?
"Take him out" -- to a show?
Pat thought he'd wriggle and he'd escape,
He forgot about videotape,
Now he's out, out, out as a liar,
Now he's had to confess,
The Commandments talk about that --
He's a holy mess!
"Take him out" -- for a picnic?
"Take him out" -- for a drive?
There's only one thing he could have meant:
Do away with a rogue president.
When you're Pat, you say what you want to,
He's the star, he's the host,
But if truth...still...matters at all,
He's just holy toast!
I hope that a whole bunch of troops die soon so we can have a new batch of mothers to use against Bush.
"I'm almost 5'7" myself so I'm not a runt. I have two brothers who are over 6 feet tall."
Terry C
My baby is a different race than I am, so I imagine it raises questions in observers' minds when my "little" girl cuddles with me when we're on the subway platform.
Swan, ltns. Eschacon is next weekend.
Erm..... do I get to weigh in on this? NYMary
Perhaps I should have suggested he's a beauty school dropout?
in the new batman fick there is a nuthouse called "arkham sanitorium". subtle nod to lovecraft.
also "IU" is subtly incorportated into the Wayne Industries building or whatever because on of the producers or whatever, Michael Uslan, is an IU alum. hardcore comic book geek who got hosed by warner bros. after Batman I came out.
Bras should be banned
If bras are banned only female impersonators will have bras.
Speaking of bras. Don't get AM going on that Zozobra again. It could bring Ricky Vandal back too.
yeah, lionkitty...pinp that puss!
the thing about bowties is that wearing them is a form of fake defiance done by people who aren't really defying anything. just pretending to.
Olaf glad and big
Unless, maybe, they actually tie it them/thierselves?
.
What a great daytrip! And we have a watertiger strawberry-n-rhubarb pie in the house, so weep with jealousy, bitches.
Argh. I know what I'm missing, too.
Ooo... Man With The Screaming Brain is on Sci-Fi on September 10!
i know i have been dipping in and out of here but did someone say there is an anti-Cindy Crawford protest, cuz i don't know which side to break for?
in the new batman fick there is a nuthouse called "arkham sanitorium". subtle nod to lovecraft.
Well, Arkham Asylum has been a part of Batman since the 80s, so it's not just in the new Batman, but you are right, it's a ref to Arkham, MA.
Then you'll want to see this!!!
===
Maxx is so healthy-looking now, I'd keep an eye on my car keys, if I were you.
4 Legs,
Can Lion Kitty call an end to the game by slapping one of those big paws down on the feline flyer feather?
He is one sharp looking kitty!
4 Legs,
Can Lion Kitty call an end to the game by slapping one of those big paws down on the feline flyer feather?
He is one sharp looking kitty!
co-starring Stephen Baldwin and Lisa Welchel (who used to be Blair on "Facts of Life")
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
Lisa Welchel, the fundie "Blair Witch" who wrote a series of books on batshit crazy Christian child rearing techniques?
"Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely"
And we're not even going to get into what it does to stupid people.
oooh, by the way, thersites and i came up with a BRILLIANT idea today:
deep fried bacon.
Wrapped in bacon?
" whoo hoo! Lookit me! I'm Thersites!
Lousy with virginity...
Erm..... do I get to weigh in on this?" --
NYMary
C'mon, now, just sing along.
Well, actually I'm not going to Eschacon because I would do a bit more to Thersites than jump on his computer. I'm stayin' home and outta trouble.
smalfish - What were you saying about a blowout?
watertiger, do you bread it first?
Marcia B,
My "little" girl towers over me. We're the same race, but her blonde aryan goddess-ness does not in fact look like it was produced by my short chubby brunette self. So we get looks when she's feeling cuddly, too.
I eat my dingleberriers and boogers, too.
I know this is OT but I'm sure most of you will understand... Kitty is gone now. It breaks my heart and I've hardly stopped crying all day. The vet came to the house and we took we her out on the deck so she could be outside where she always wanted to be. It was quick and painless unlike the pain and suffering she was experiencing and would have continued to experience with the renal failure. After it was all over, I laid down on the couch (where I slept all night with her) for a little while this afternoon and when I woke up I swear I thought I heard her purring. This has definitely been one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. She was the bestest puddy tat ever. I'll miss her so much. But I could not let her go on in pain. Thanks again to everyone here who offered kind and supportive words. It really meant a lot to me.
Lisa Welchel, the fundie "Blair Witch" who wrote a series of books on batshit crazy Christian child rearing techniques?
Stinky
The cunt who thinks putting hot sauce under a child's tongue for fibbing is discipline.
I'd like to dump a bottle down her throat and see how she'd like it!
Prior Aelred, everyone knows Catholics can't sing. Isn't that a requirement to be an Episcopalian?
I've always wondered if the Anglican Franciscans were less nutty than the Catholic ones.
in the new batman fick there is a nuthouse called "arkham sanitorium". subtle nod to lovecraft.
Arkham Asylum has actually been part of the Batman Universe for quite a long time, long before the movies.
If bras are banned only female impersonators will have bras.
"He was a gentleman, Dinsdale, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator."
Never appreciated Henry Gibson until I saw Nashville. EPT
Nashville, a great movie. I live near Nashville and remember how PO'd the country music community was at the the flick, which made me smirk. The only thing I could complain about it was Lily's role "leading" the "Fisk Jubilee Singers"...they would never have or need a white lady leading them in song.
EPT:
The Catholic Church will prolly just keep their "don't ask, don't tell" rule. It's seriously funny that there are groups that don't want to let the Catholic Church START ordaining gay priests.
"I hope that a whole bunch of troops die soon so we can have a new batch of mothers to use against Bush."
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UM,Thats an odd way to think about protesting Bush.Thats like sayin,"I hope my foot gets cutt off while I'm mowin the yard so I wont have to mow it next week.
{{{{OyToTheWorld}}}}}}
i hate hate hate hate haloscan!!!!!!
WHooooo HOOO!
It's now officially a BLOW OUT!
14-3!
WHOO HOO!
hahahaha! try 14-9!
i can't believe we missed the 2 pt conversion.
Can Lion Kitty call an end to the game by slapping one of those big paws down on the feline flyer feather?
That wouldn't be any fun!
Besides, it's my job to see that four legs gets some exercise.
deep fried bacon.
Wrapped in bacon?
And sprinkled in Baco-O-Bits? Or possibly Beggin Strips...
haa someone here already commented on the use of famous sci-fi authors names used for characters in the pteradac flick?
Heinlein, Zelanzy, Lovecraft,
Serling (!) cute device..
Also Clarke. I missed Serling and Heinlein (thought it was Hyland or something).
Martin: As your president, I would demand a science-fiction library, featuring an ABC of the overlords of the genre: Asimov, Bester, Clarke!
Student: What abouy Ray Bradbury?
Martin: [dismissing] I'm aware of his work...
-- The Simpsons
Yo, ltns Rip. Guess I'm not up on when the obscure holidays are... Memorial Day or whatever, right?
wrapped in bacon?
on a bed of bacon.
and mayo.
"I hope that a whole bunch of troops die soon so we can have a new batch of mothers to use against Bush."
Another Lefist Vampire
Another FLAGHEAD heard from!
I always wanted to be the 290th comment.
little while this afternoon and when I woke up I swear I thought I heard her purring.
That probably was her saying goodbye.
oh,howIpineforthedaysof manuscriptsusingonlycommas.
now that's a convention.
OyToTheWorld - I'm so sorry to hear that. Peace.
Too late for me!
G'nite moonbats!
"The cunt who thinks putting hot sauce under a child's tongue for fibbing is discipline.
I'd like to dump a bottle down her throat and see how she'd like it!"
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
I thought the best way to discipline was to put out matches on the bottom of the cuties wittle feet.
"I hope that a whole bunch of troops die soon so we can have a new batch of mothers to use against Bush."
Another Lefist Vampire
Another misogynistic FLAGHEAD heard from.
Cuz we know women can't think for themselves!
What are the new polls saying about the president's approval ratings?
Bacon shake, anyone?
almost as life-extending as one of Pat Robertson's protein shakes, but with more sulfides.
gentleman
I am working on it
Jeffraham will be first
because i opened his letter(s) first
Thanks Terry C. I really appreciate it.
{{{{OyToTheWorld}}}}}}
hear hear.:0(
Man, those pteradacs are PICKY
Yo, ltns Rip. Guess I'm not up on when the obscure holidays are... Memorial Day or whatever, right?
For future generations, EschaCon Day will be a day of great celebration.
"Speaking of bras. Don't get AM going on that Zozobra again. It could bring Ricky Vandal back too."--
EPT
I always figured he ended up in Gitmo. What with his Jenna-fixation and all.
If bras are banned only female impersonators will have bras.
"He was a gentleman, Dinsdale, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator."
JeffCO
"DINSDALE!!!!!"
"why not just becomes Episcopalians? The Episcopal Church is Catholicism for grownups."
Wish it were that simple, seriously. Honestly, though I have had my little issues with the Church before (good God, the whole homophobia thing is well past its sell-by date), this is the first time I have hated a pope and wished for his imminent death. (And now I feel like Pat Robertson, praying for death.)
OyToTheWorld - I'm sorry. I know what that's like.
Oy,
I am so sorry. It's terribly difficult to do.
Nashville was and is the only movie I've ever paid to watch two times in one week during its first run.
That woman who played Suelene Gay was the best out-of-tune singer I've ever heard. "Let me be the ONE."
what a great line- 'I've got more holes in me than a TX road sign'
Oy, so sorry.
You probably did hear her purring. Kitties have an afterlife too.
ZuZu's Petals: Nashville, a great movie.
I haven't seen it! Lived here 10+ years now, too. Anyone wanna trade a burn of it for a Curly DVD?
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There's some delicacy, deep fried Twinkies... I'm sure everyone's heard of it. There's some restaurant around here in Jersey that specializes in deep frying all sorts of weird stuff. I think they've deep fried Mars Bars, too
guess who's back?
back again
seaxneat's back
with some gin
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng) | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 10:15 pm | #
Seaxneat, if you are still here, a gin you must try is called Citadel. Its French gin manufactured by the original method with 19 different herbs.
It is absolutely sublime in a G&T made with White Rock tonic and a twist of lime. The only thing to have on a hot TX summer afternoon while watching the thunderheads build over the Gulf.
"Prior Aelred, everyone knows Catholics can't sing. Isn't that a requirement to be an Episcopalian?
I've always wondered if the Anglican Franciscans were less nutty than the Catholic ones.
EPT | 08.27.05 - 10:53 pm | #"
Singing lessons will be provided! (I knew I should have jusr gone to bed) -- Sadly, being nutty is a requirement for Franciscans -- it is a part of their charism (or so it seems from the Benedictine perspective)
Thanks NTodd. This has been so hard to deal with. I love looking at the photos of your kitties though. Because they look so much like her.
I always figured he ended up in Gitmo. What with his Jenna-fixation and all.
Or as a Secret Service agent....
One bullet, no problem...
why not just becomes Episcopalians? The Episcopal Church is Catholicism for grownups."
I know some crazy Episcopalians too.
nur,
Ibrahim and I will retire to the beach, where beatings will continue until morale improves.
Swan,
You may be thinking of The Chip Shop, in Park Slope, Brooklyn. We were just talking about it tonight.
For future generations, EschaCon Day will be a day of great celebration.
Shouldn't it be the Twelve Days Of Eschacon Day? Like Xmas or sumfin'?
I've got to go to bed too. I hope all the good Eschatonians have a good night. I hope the trolls achieve sudden enlightenment but, as you can see, I'm not waitin' up nights.
Jeffraham
you've got mail
Ntodd
you're next
In Scotland, they like deep fried Mars bars.
olexicon: Jeffraham will be first
because i opened his letter(s) first
Whoo-hoo! I rock!
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I saw Asimov give a talk at a local university back around 1980 or so. I still remember his singing his ode to cloning and self-love
Clone, clone of my own
With its Y chromosome turned to X
And when I'm alone with my own little clone
We'll both think of nothing but sex!
I have a very low-fi cassette tape of it somewhere.
OyToTheWord - "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
Will Rogers, 1897-1935
Substitute dogs for cats in your case...losing my dog, well, I know how you feel.
"It's time to dance babe, and I'm your DJ!!"
That's a great line too.
Thank you seaxneat, watertiger, and lion kitty Maxx. I just wish someone could make me stop crying now. I thought my tear duct would be all dried up by now... but nooo. I just keep trying to picture her outside menacing a mouse somewhere and it makes me happy.
We need that oil.
Terry C - Happy BIrthday to both your bebes!
Thank you, mena.
I shall pass that on!
IIIRC, I have priority on deep fried bacon. On a stick.
man, this flick sucks...bigtime! but doesn't suck so bad it's good...
In Scotland, they like deep fried Mars bars.
Uncle Smokes
==
Don't they also have a high rate of suicide?
what a great line- 'I've got more holes in me than a TX road sign'
aeon_flux
I saw this here, TX, not on a country road, BUT in a mall parking lot!
No shit!
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Oy, hugs all around. It's such a hard thing to do, though it is for the best. I still 'hear' my beasties, even though it's been 6 years for one and 3 months for the other.
Whoo-hoo! I rock!
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Jeffraham Prestonian
and your lucky i open my mail from first letter on
Pat Robertson is soooo dreamy.
The Chip Shop, in Park Slope, Brooklyn.
A-ha *breaks out to-do list*
Now why do they always have to kill off the black guy?
Don't they also have a high rate of suicide?
That I would blame on the bagpipes...
The End... OR IS IT?
And the difference between 'shall' and 'will' is slightly pedantic as well, where usage mavens were looking at German once again: Shall is cognate with the German sollen, (which means should or is supposed to) while will is cognate with german willen (which there only means want to and not gonna, which is werden)
The 'official' guidelines on shall and will are that shall is for instances that are colored with impersonality or inevitability, while will should be used where intention and desire predominate.
There's really no historical justification for this, since the usage has been interchangeable at least since Elizabethan times, but the usage police were here trying to manufacture a distinction, and, to a certain degree, it's worked.
"I shall kill him" has a more fatalistic tinge to it than "I will kill him."
Of course, these days the former sounds stiff and artificial.
And yes, I do pick up copies of Fowler's Modern English Usage at book sales and give them as gifts.
chris/tx... when i was younger we had to put my dog Benji down... the night we had to put him down I had a dream of him running through a field with his flapping and tail wagging. It helped me get through it so much.
ooohhh...blood surf up next...g'night moonbats, time to retire with a book
deep fried haggis?
deep fried xian babies?
work with me people.
OyToTheWord - "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
Will Rogers, 1897-1935
Substitute dogs for cats in your case...losing my dog, well, I know how you feel.
chris/tx |
I'm not religious, but I'e kept one vestige of my Catholic schooling:
St. Francis of Assisi - animals DO go to heaven and he's the dude in charge!
I even have a statute of him, which my kids think is hilarious.
Little Boots --
Lots (LOTS) of former RCs in the Episcopal Church -- including bishops (off the top of my head, I know that the Bishops of Northern California, the Bishop of Western Michigan & the Bishop of Michigan are all former RCs -- a goodly percentage of the priests in Western Michigan are former RCs & yes, they are all married
Actually, I don't dislike this pope as much as that Polish guy -- a lack of charisma (BTW, I never understood J2P2's appeal -- never did anything for me) can be a GOOD thing
A guy who used to be a monk at St. Louis Abbey (who has since lweft to become an Episcopal priest) was ordained to the diaconate by the Rat & says that he is actually a very kind person (but of course he has sold his soul to the system -- being infallible means never being able to say that you or your predecessors made a mistake)
Try sandpaper.
Stinky
Back in the '70s there was this wierd steel sandpaper called Dragonskin.
olexicon: Jeffraham
you've got mail
Bless your li'l pea-pickin' heart! ♥
I assume you've heard the Hayseed Dixie stuff...? If not, I'll try to borrow a copy and turn ya awn...
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Oy, hugs all around. It's such a hard thing to do, though it is for the best. I still 'hear' my beasties, even though it's been 6 years for one and 3 months for the other.
Me too.
I frequently still feel Zach, my maine coon, walking on the bed at night. He pops in for a visit now and then.
I think he's glad I've got lion kitty now.
OyToTheWorld, I am so sorry.
I had a dog who was 18-yrs-old when I took her in to be put to sleep. She had been well and spry through 17 years, but then got to the point where she would wince when I picked her up.
When I took her in to the vet, I was sobbing. But afterwards, the assistant came out and said, "I know it was hard, but I saw her, and it was time." Those were the nicest words I could hear at the time.
You know that you did what you did out of love, and that your baby would thank you if she could.
Mamamontezz's Mental Rumpus Room
The musings, rantings, and general blitherings of a stressed-out housewife and working mother in Indianapolis. August 26, 2005
At Walter Reed...
It is Friday night. Families of the men and women at Walter Reed are filtering in and out of the old building, coming and going from their loved ones. Some are pleased with the progress they are seeing, the healing they witness each time they visit. Others are saddened by the weakening and loss they see, and are concerned that the time they have with their dear one is short.
Alone or in small groups they make their way up the walk to the entrance of the building. Alone or in small clusters they find their ways back to their cars. Alone or in small gatherings, they worry and wonder and make necessary plans for homecomings, whether to a small warm room in the family home, or to a sun-caressed piece of hallowed ground.
For months these people, the parents, spouses, and children of the wounded within, came and went peacefully and were able to concentrate their thoughts and their emotions on helping their warrior to heal. Recently, however, this has not been the case.
Groups of protesters, not satisfied with the effect they have had outside government buildings and military bases, have begun to occupy the area through which pass the grieving and those with wounded hearts. They harangue the mothers of dying young men. They harass the wives of men who may never be whole again. They abuse the families of the dying. And they do so gleefully for their "cause."
Signs, slogans, songs, and shouted insults await those who come to say "goodbye", and those who say "welcome home" to broken men and women bearing the wounds of war be they physical, mental, emotional, or spiritual. Hatefull speeches are directed pointedly at the ambulatory wounded as they come to visit those beside whom they fought but who fared not as well as they. "Murderer," "Puppet of Big Oil," "Fool" are among the epithets hurled at them.
Free speech! They are exercising their constitutionally protected rights by abusing those who protect it, who bled for it, who are in some cases dying for it. Political dissent! They disagree with a governmental policy, so they attack those who are ordered to uphold it.
They proclaim their moral superiority by acting in an amoral manner toward families who are already filled with pain, further adding to the anguish they carry with them each time they visit.
Where are the men and women who would quietly form a strong, broad gauntlet along those walks to seperate those who would abuse from those who bear its brunt? Where are the active, reserve, retired, or discharged personnel who will place themselves around these families, to intercept the insults and yells of those who would hurt them? Where is the rumbling thunder of motorcycles bearing denim and leather-clad Viet-era Vets who remember first hand the feeling of being pelted in spittle and ire to stand alongside each other to make this quiet gauntlet?
Where are those who will come and thank these families by offering up their time to stand guard over them as they pass along that walk to their sons, their daughters, their wives and husbands, their mothers and fathers as they lay in their beds and wonder how they will rejoin their units, their families, and the world?
I cannot stand beside them as they make that passage. I can only ask those who can why they do not. I can only look into the anguished faces in photos on a news site and ask why they were allowed to pass unprotected from those who mistake Hate for Free Speech.
I can only ask one of you to take a place in that gauntlet for me, and to hold it strong for me, and to block the hate directed at a survivor, and do it in my name.
Oy, I'm so sorry.
I assume you've heard the Hayseed Dixie stuff...? If not, I'll try to borrow a copy and turn ya awn...
.
Jeffraham Prestonian
i love
the cover of hell's bells
People are beginning to flood north from New Orleans ahead of the storm. Traffic will be terrible tomorrow.
For future generations, EschaCon Day will be a day of great celebration.
One of the rituals will be to frolick in fountains until the police show up.
Awjeez, Oy. I don't know what else to say, except I'm so sorry you had to go through that. I'm glad she went out on good terms, though.
That I would blame on the bagpipes...
Uncle Smokes
==
I'm one of those weirdos who actually likes bagpipes. My dad was in the British Army in WWII, and he was always dragging the family to see the the Black Watch and Scots Guard. It kinda took with me, I guess.
From a Ft Worth Star Telegram story today about the pro war rally in Crawford.yeah, I guess everyone at camp casey are pot smoking dazed and confused america haters. What a nightmare it must be to live in Texas and read this right wing propaganda every day:
Milton Pittman of Arlington and Libby Patterson of Fort Worth said they drove to Crawford to show their support for Bush and were amazed by the large crowds. "I think it shows the freedom of speech that we have in America," said Patterson.
Pittman agreed, calling the pro-Bush crowds "very cordial, like regular people," while saying the anti-war demonstrators seemed "confused."
yeah, I guess everyone at camp casey are pot smoking dazed and confused america haters. What a nightmare it must be to live in Texas and read this right wing propaganda every day.
From a Ft Worth Star Telegram story today about the pro war rally in Crawford.yeah, I guess everyone at camp casey are pot smoking dazed and confused america haters. What a nightmare it must be to live in Texas and read this right wing propaganda every day:
Milton Pittman of Arlington and Libby Patterson of Fort Worth said they drove to Crawford to show their support for Bush and were amazed by the large crowds. "I think it shows the freedom of speech that we have in America," said Patterson.
Pittman agreed, calling the pro-Bush crowds "very cordial, like regular people," while saying the anti-war demonstrators seemed "confused."
yeah, I guess everyone at camp casey are pot smoking dazed and confused america haters. What a nightmare it must be to live in Texas and read this right wing propaganda every day.
Who farted?
Thanks Buckeye... I'm sure I'll be hearing and seeing her around the house for some time yet.
One of the rituals will be to frolick in fountains until the police show up.
NTodd
waving pants above your heads while chantiong something about "the ferral burro of ba'al"
When I took her in to the vet, I was sobbing. But afterwards, the assistant came out and said, "I know it was hard, but I saw her, and it was time." Those were the nicest words I could hear at the time.
You know that you did what you did out of love, and that your baby would thank you if she could.
Marcia Brady | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 11:05 pm | #
If only the moonbats at Walter Reed cared as much for our troops as you do your dog.
Kinda puts it in perspective.
I'm one of those weirdos who actually likes bagpipes. My dad was in the British Army in WWII, and he was always dragging the family to see the the Black Watch and Scots Guard. It kinda took with me, I guess.
I love love love bagpipes. can't get enough of them. when i graduated from college, we had bagpipes at the commencement; i was the only one with tears in my eyes. i must be that scottish blood.
Oy,
I know this must have been a rough day for you. Be kind to yourself.
I'm still sending some good stuff in your general direction.
deep fried bacon.
Wrapped in bacon?
NTodd
It's the Canola that keeps it from being instantly lethal. Though you should probably eat it sitting down, and plan on a nap afterward.
OytotheWorld, new here, but I do want to say, very sorry about your loss.
Pat Robertson is soooo dreamy.
I know! When he gets that sexy consipated look while praying to change a hurricane's course, or when he asks God to kill off a judge or two, and then that wonderful twinkle comes into his eyes that says, "I'm taking you to the toolshed, dahlin'!"
I'm sure I'll be hearing and seeing her around the house for some time yet.
indeed you will.
One of the rituals will be to frolick in fountains until the police show up.
NTodd
Logan Circle Fountain's your best bet!
And the difference between 'shall' and 'will' is slightly pedantic as well.... pbg
pbg - so what would be the correct parsing for this?
Mar shall will and holly
on a routine expedition...
OyToTheWorld
Last nite I went out and fell asleep next to where a precious pet is buried.
The best to ya.
It's starting to thunder in the distance and Zoey is creeping around checking out the windows. She misses LC, too.
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Sorry - STATUE
olexicon: and your lucky i open my mail from first letter on
Indeed, I am -- but!
Allow me to say that the tune is not bluegrass.
Bluegrass doesn't allow drums or electric bass, strictly speaking.
It's still quite entertaining, nonetheless!
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fourlegs, pimp Maxx to your heart's content!
I googled Norwegian Forest Cat (never heard of it before), Wow! Such big feet, and so fluffly!
But yes, Maxx does look like he's got some parentage that was Norwegian Forest Cat. (not that I'm an expert on this)
Maxx looks so much happier and conent now.
WT
Mr lb once made a brilliant Haggis and oyster pasta.....
Hey, JP, I just stumbled onto WOLF FM via iTunes radio.
WT
Mr lb once made a brilliant Haggis and oyster pasta.....
for those of you with HBO, i recommend the just started (2002)episode of Curb Yr Enthusiam- 'The Terrorist Attack' Effing briliant
" In Scotland, they like deep fried Mars bars."
Uncle Smokes
==
"Don't they also have a high rate of suicide?"
mena
Okay, you guys, lay off the Scots. I don't want to have to get all haggis on all y'all.
4lg --
I never said that Episcopalians were crazy, but there is crazy & there is crazy
The former priest at the Episcopal parish in my home town ttold me that most of the people who were leaving were doing so because he would not tell them what to do (mind you, he was bringing a lot more people into the church -- largely by reaching out the the gay & lesbian community)
Pat Robertson is soooo dreamy.
Yeah, if you like something who looks like the Cryptkeeper.
Bluegrass doesn't allow drums or electric bass, strictly speaking.
It's still quite entertaining, nonetheless!
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Jeffraham Prestonian
duly noted
and ain't it
I just like
"but what
we don't love them whores..."
fourlegsgood, Marcia Brady, Eli, TheOtherWashington, Thank you guys so much. I'm so glad to have this community of people who are so understanding and kind.
NYMary:
I came across an interesting item in a catalog I got in the mail today.
Sure enough they had it online
The Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, D.C., the current home of hundreds of wounded veterans from the war in Iraq, has been the target of weekly anti-war demonstrations since March. The protesters hold signs that read “Maimed for Lies†and “Enlist here and die for Halliburton.â€
The anti-war demonstrators, who obtain their protest permits from the Washington, D.C., police department, position themselves directly in front of the main entrance to the Army Medical Center, which is located in northwest D.C., about five miles from the White House. Among the props used by the protesters are mock caskets, lined up on the sidewalk to represent the death toll in Iraq.
Yep, way to support those troops.
for those of you with HBO, i recommend the just started (2002)episode of Curb Yr Enthusiam- 'The Terrorist Attack' Effing briliant
aeon_flux
My all time episode?
When the newspaper didn't spell check an obit and "cunt" was printed instead of "aunt."
Yeah, if you like something who looks like the Cryptkeeper.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
DON'T SAY THAT!!!
If only the moonbats at Walter Reed cared as much for our troops as you do your dog.
Kinda puts it in perspective.
I NEVER do this, but fuck you asshole. fuck you straight to hell. you take someone's personal tragedy to make a cheapshot against supposed protestors? fuck you. you should be ashamed of yourself and the fact that you are likely not ashamed is a testmament to the fact that your soul is shriveled. you fucking disgust me.
goddamit what a fucking asshole. fuck you fuck you fuck you. you are disgusting, and if i end up in hell, i am for sure going to see you there.
you fucker.
I don't think I'm going to watch 'Blood Surf'... I don't get what is up w/ all of ya and those cheesy made-for Sci-fi Channel flicks... They melt my brains... Sap my will... to go on...
Diane, Little Boots, agave, Thanks to you also. It has been so amazing to have you guys to chat with. Thanks for all of your support.
ntodd
you have mail pertaining to the aforementioned transaction
sorry bout that, y'all. i think i have had too much gin.
yeah, lionkitty...pimp that puss!
Someone has got to do it!!
Gordo the Imaginary Iraq Veteran blogs on some freeper meltdown:
"
Then it happend. The good little democrat in me tied the little noose around his neck and jumped off the stool. He just couldn’t take it anymore.
I think this man shares a sentiment and realization that many democrats are finally arriving at. Admit it or not democrats, but like the radicals with Islam, the moonbat radicals have hijacked your party.
If you people want to BE the "party of the people" you need to switch sides or take your party back."
poor guapo. the Massachusets National Guard, or Army Reserve would both be eager to chat with you. why not give them a call today? or later this week? I'm sure Mrs. Gordon the Imaginary Iraq Veteran would be very proud of you.
Ripley: Hey, JP, I just stumbled onto WOLF FM via iTunes radio.
You got there ahead of me...! I be mystified, ponderin' the connection.
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If only the moonbats at Walter Reed cared as much for our troops as you do your dog.
If only you cared about humans as much as you care about your fucking fish.
sorry bout that, y'all. i think i have had too much gin.
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng)
you say that like it's a bad thing
I like gin because it makes me a happy drunk
" sorry bout that, y'all. i think i have had too much gin." --
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng)
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!
There is no such thing as too much gin!
I don't get what is up w/ all of ya and those cheesy made-for Sci-fi Channel flicks... They melt my brains... Sap my will... to go on...
We enjoy the carnage.
lb0313, um, why are you still here? Shouldn't you be hauling ass north-as in NOW!
We'll still be here when you get back, promise!
Then it happend. The good little democrat in me tied the little noose around his neck and jumped off the stool. He just couldn’t take it anymore.
I think this man shares a sentiment and realization that many democrats are finally arriving at. Admit it or not democrats, but like the radicals with Islam, the moonbat radicals have hijacked your party.
If you people want to BE the "party of the people" you need to switch sides or take your party back."
Like his preznit, he believes what he wishes to believe.
Even if it's utter crap!
If only you cared about humans as much as you care about your fucking fish.
That'll be the day.
Yeah, if you like something who looks like the Cryptkeeper.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
He looks like Alfred E Neuman
Or is that the other guy?
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We enjoy the carnage.
fourlegsgood
Chili con carnage.
It's ok, seaxneat. Gordo makes a good stinkbait for catfish but as a human, he's lacking a certain... soul.
He's just another Bush Culture of Death breadfan, who's angry because Life won't high-5 him and talk dirty to him.
Terri C.-- oh yeah another laff out loud one---
one of my faves- the one in which Larry scores some..."endo" for his dad's glaucoma.
(new season starts 9/25 whee)
"Get your haggis, right here! Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach! Tastes as good as it sounds!"
-- Groundskeeper Willie, The Simpsons
Sorry Marcia, meant no disrespect for the Scots...anyone who'd eat a deep freid Mars bar certainly knows something about living the good life.
actually, i am surprised at how buzzed i am. i have had maybe 4 oz of of gin at this point. i am very buzzed, but i can drrink more whisky than this. strange. maybe its true what they say about varying stuff.
man, i havent had gin in over a year. i do like gin.
"If only you cared about humans as much as you care about your fucking fish."
You are defined and shaped by what you love.
In 1972 I was at the World Scottish Festival in Tornoto (there are more Scots in Canada than in Scotland) -- a football field full of pipers trying to stay together playing "Amazing Grace" is not pretty!
And if you like the pipes, I re-recommend "Tunes of Glory" (with Alec Guiness & John Mills)
Hello dears. This evening is a symphony concert in park close to house. Did bot go, too many White People.
Ya know?
http://wm1.radiotalk.com/tcc/
MRC...ranoPackage.wmv
Moonbats in action.
Yeah, if you like something who looks like the Cryptkeeper.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
DON'T SAY THAT!!!
Gordon the Magnificent
Sorry, but NOBODY tells ME what NOT to say.
aeon - the episode you're talking about was on 2 or 3 nights ago.
OyToTheWorld
Thanks for the thanks.
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Oy, I've had to have three put down. A fourth died at home while we both fought for her life. When he gave the shot to one of them, my vet remarked that it was the toughest part of his job.
Hard as it is, most of us know when it's time. This is the last part of the bargain we make with our beasts.
I've had "visits" from several of my dead kitties. I don't know if they are real, but they give some comfort.
Terri C.-- oh yeah another laff out loud one---
one of my faves- the one in which Larry scores some..."endo" for his dad's glaucoma.
(new season starts 9/25 whee)
aeon_flux
That was great. Larry's dad: "Hey, this is good shit!"
well done smalfish, your cowboys beat my texans!
Poppie, Gordo isn't worth the pixels he writes with, don't expend another nanosecond worrying about what shit like him thinks.
You are defined and shaped by what you love.
I am shaped by gravy.
You got there ahead of me...! I be mystified, ponderin' the connection
It's a Nashville station, evidently.
i'm with seaxneat. normally gordo is just a tedious idiot. we get lots of them here, not really a big deal. but that was uncalled for.
4lg --
I never said that Episcopalians were crazy, but there is crazy & there is crazy
No, I'M saying that.
My family is episcopal, and some of them are every bit as crazy as the fundy catholics.
Friends are here. I must say goodnight. Sleep tight, all.
olexicon - I appreciate your thoughts on bluegrass music.
olexicon - I appreciate your thoughts on bluegrass music.
"anyone who'd eat a deep freid Mars bar certainly knows something about living the good life." --
Uncle Smokes
Depression, fried Mars bars, haggis, and alcohol.
This is my inheritance.
"If only the moonbats at Walter Reed cared as much for our troops as you do your dog."
Oh, how tiresome!
shorter troll,
engage me!!!!
If only you cared about humans as much as you care about your fucking fish.
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
George W. Bush, Saginaw, Michigan, Sep. 29, 2000.
Terry C - I'm going to have to get me one of those small statues of St. Francis of Assisi, as another former Catholic. My wife wears my St. Christopher always now, my mother makes us all wear one when we travel. My wife went somewhere six months or so ago, and now never takes it off.
I am shaped by gravy.
We enjoy the carnage.
Ah right, the carnage. I get an OD from watching What Not To Where, American Idol, et al when my bro and sis have em on the tube. What they put those people through...
*sigh* *grasps brow at thought of it*
olexicon - I appreciate your thoughts on bluegrass music.
NTodd
how does it rank?
One of the rituals will be to frolick in fountains until the police show up.
NTodd
will that be nekkid frolicking?
It's ok, seaxneat. Gordo makes a good stinkbait for catfish but as a human, he's lacking a certain... soul.
He's just another Bush Culture of Death breadfan, who's angry because Life won't high-5 him and talk dirty to him.
Ripley | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 11:16 pm | #
Incapable of tackling the issues, Ripley decides to troll.
You are defined and shaped by what you love.
Doug |
I love me the Underdog. And squirrels and bluejays and crows. I love me gay and bi's. I love me all of the creatures of the Earth that are not mainstream. I love me the Chi-Cubs. I love non-white peeps.
I am sick to death of White Dominion.
Ya know>?
I'm almost ashamed to admit it, but I thought the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" when Larry had the pubic hair caught in his throat was funny.
"man, i havent had gin in over a year. i do like gin." --
seaxneat
ginny, gin, gin.
Sorry Marcia, meant no disrespect for the Scots...anyone who'd eat a deep freid Mars bar certainly knows something about living the good life.
hahahahaha! haggis tastes just like sausage. with oatmeal in it. it's quite tasty. if anyone is heding to edinburgh, i suggest the stuart's B&B. near.... fuck where is it? the park with all the plague victims' bodies in it. fucking great place. just down the street from a great bar called the belfrey. at least, 4.5 years ago there was a bar called the belfrey...
I see white people
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"will that be nekkid frolicking?" --
flory, Business Manager
I expect at least pantsless.
I am shaped by gravy.
WAVY gravy?
ginny, gin, gin.
hahaha! i'm so bad! i love scotch, and i love gin! anchorman has NOTHING on me!!!!!!
I love me the Underdog. And squirrels and bluejays and crows. I love me gay and bi's. I love me all of the creatures of the Earth that are not mainstream. I love me the Chi-Cubs. I love non-white peeps.
I am sick to death of White Dominion.
Ya know>?
Sarah Deere | Email | 08.27.05 - 11:20 pm | #
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Christ, you're a braying idiot.
White dominion, you are white you dumb bitch.
My wife wears my St. Christopher always now, my mother makes us all wear one when we travel. My wife went somewhere six months or so ago, and now never takes it off.
I wear one too.
My family is full of pilots- everyone wears one.
"I am shaped by gravy."
Well, as we get older we start to aquire (how shall I put this?) a Falstafian profile. Must mean we are becoming much more fond of everything.
I've had "visits" from several of my dead kitties. I don't know if they are real, but they give some comfort.
Ahianne
Me, too.
SD
"I am shaped by gravy."
Uncle Smokes
Somewhat better than being shaped like gravy.
Incapable of tackling the issues, Ripley decides to troll.
Gordon the Magnificent
What "September the 11th" has become to DUMBya, "Walter Reed" has become to Gordo.
My family is episcopal, and some of them are every bit as crazy as the fundy catholics.
fourlegsgood | Email | 08.27.05 - 11:18 pm | #
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i grew up in the episcopal church. not a lot of nuttiness. now my parents are involved with something called the charismatic episcopal church. it's like a shadow episcopal church, as far as i can tell. they have their own priests and bishops and everything. the whole nine yards. they are completely insane. my parents are charismatic episcopalians who speak in tongues and wish they were jewish so they could be messianic jews. nobody believes me when i tell them that, but it's true.
Depression, fried Mars bars, haggis, and alcohol.
This is my inheritance.
Don't forget bagpipes and Ewan McGregor.
Seriously, though, the list is impressive.
Gordon is still boring and too stupid to live.
Ignore him folks.
Well, as we get older we start to aquire (how shall I put this?) a Falstafian profile
I represent that remark.
Yoo-hoo, Gordon!
BOOOOOOO!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Poppie, Gordo isn't worth the pixels he writes with, don't expend another nanosecond worrying about what shit like him thinks.
i know. usually, i'm able to resist, but as you may have seen, i am a little inebriated.
Ahianne ... I don't know what I feel about the afterworld ... but I really feel like she said goodbye to me today.
Well, thank you all for all of your support tonight. I really needed it. Now I'm off to bed since I haven't slept in about 42 hours. Much love to all.
Ripley: It's a Nashville station, evidently.
Oh! Well, then!
I guess I'm embarrassed -- I only memorized some of the local TV stations' call letters, and very, very few of the radio stations' -- would this, perhaps be "Lightning 100"? I really don't listen to radio, other than the AM version of our NPR outlet @ 1420kHz (since they have all the kewl programming, as opposed to the bullshit on the FM equiv).
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"A guy who used to be a monk at St. Louis Abbey (who has since lweft to become an Episcopal priest) was ordained to the diaconate by the Rat & says that he is actually a very kind person (but of course he has sold his soul to the system -- being infallible means never being able to say that you or your predecessors made a mistake)"
What's odd is I can totally see that. Personal kindness combined with that institutional evil that somehow makes you worse than if you were nasty to begin with. And I know he was a "liberal" at Vatican II. But now he's just curdled and nasty and hopelessly wrong for the Pope. There's a reason they don't give the Papacy to the Grand Inquisitor, usually. Too much evil inherent in the position. You never wash away that nastiness, at least not in this life. (By the way, papal infallibility doesn't really mean what most protestants--and most catholics, for that matter--think it means.)
"you dumb bitch"
There's that respectful attitude towards women again.
4lg --
Sorry for the typo -- I meant to say, "I never said Episcopalians weren't crazy" -- I hate it when I do that (though I have prolly avoided trouble by accidentally saying the opposite of what I intended on more than one occasion)
Pikies used to be nuts in a nice way -- the Scaife & Ahmunson people who are trying to split the church are nuts without being nice!
"If only the moonbats at Walter Reed cared as much for our troops as you do your dog."
Oh, how tiresome!
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat | Email | 08.27.05 - 11:19 pm | #
Incapable of tackling the issue, the dumb cunt trolls.....
If only you cared about humans as much as you care about your fucking fish.
So long, and thanks for the fish.
where the fuck does that word come from "inebriated"? does that mean, when I'm sober, i'm "ebriated"?
Well, thank you all for all of your support tonight. I really needed it. Now I'm off to bed since I haven't slept in about 42 hours. Much love to all.
OyToTheWorld
Take care.
This, too, will pass.
the park with all the plague victims' bodies in it.
Now there is an idea for a theme park I hadn't thought of.
the dumb cunt
Yep, he has such a charming attitude towards women.
The purpose of the rally, organizers said, was to demonstrate the veterans' opposition to the war and occupation in Iraq, to protest cutbacks in veterans' programs and to highlight the growing number of wounded U.S. soldiers.
[snip]
McCann, who served in the Air Force in the early 1970s, said the Pentagon and White House want to keep the wounded out of the public eye to avoid losing support for the occupation of Iraq.
These protests started a long time ago. Like 2003.
The Pentagon isn't treating the vets any better now.
mena, my mom loved bagpipes. Used to listen to them to relax before going to bed. One night she wasn't using headphones and I had to ask her to turn the music down! A daughter asking her mom to turn her music down who'd have thought it?
Oh, Uncle Smokes, I never forget Ewan McGregor.
My family is full of pilots- everyone wears one.
As someone that went to Catholic school as a youth, and has not stepped into a church for other than a wedding or a funeral in probably twenty years, I never step on a plane without my blessed St. Christopher.
I understand the anguish that some feel about the death that takes place.
-- George W. Bush, Texas, Aug. 11, 2005
where the fuck does that word come from "inebriated"? does that mean, when I'm sober, i'm "ebriated"?
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng)
you have liost yor ability to ebriate
flory - well, at least pantsless.
olexicon - it's pretty weird! Something like a cross between Dave Matthews and, well, bluegrass! Funny hearing the twangy vocals doing hiphop lyrics.
Incapable of tackling the issues, Ripley decides to troll.
You are stupid beyond degree, friend. Either that or you're willfully (and woefully) ignorant.
Your 'war president' put those men and women in Walter Reed. And he tells us their lives and limbs require more lives and limbs to honor them? Will you give your life or your limbs to the Honor and Sacrifice, Inc. factory?
Enlist, Patriot Actor. Show America your pride and patriotism. Show America how much you believe in Bush's Noble Cause.
Scary Vagina
Ah yes, Georgia O'Keefe's brief foray into abstract expressionism...
the dumb cunt
Yep, he has such a charming attitude towards women.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat | Email | 08.27.05 - 11:25 pm | #
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
i'm with seaxneat. normally gordo is just a tedious idiot. we get lots of them here, not really a big deal. but that was uncalled for.
He's like Avestus - he has no sense of where the line is, and he's *proud* of it.
Even the John Kerry troll, or whatever his name is, not only backed off but told Avestus to put a sock in it, IIRC.
Main Entry: 1in·ebri·ate
Pronunciation: i-'nE-brE-"At
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): -at·ed; -at·ing
Etymology: Latin inebriatus, past participle of inebriare, from in- + ebriare to intoxicate, from ebrius drunk
1 : to exhilarate or stupefy as if by liquor
2 : to make drunk : INTOXICATE
- in·ebri·a·tion /-"nE-brE-'A-sh&n/ noun
But, St Chris is no longer Recognized by the Church, eh?
my parents are charismatic episcopalians who speak in tongues and wish they were jewish so they could be messianic jews. nobody believes me when i tell them that, but it's true.
Dude! that's what I'm talking about.
My step mother went on a tour of the "holy land" a few years back and came back spouting all kinds of end times shit.
There are charismatic catholics too. My late uncle joined one of their churches and took my mother there when she was visiting (this was somewhere near Phoenix, out in the desert). My mother about had a conniption fit when they started talking in tongues and shit. LOL.
There's a woman I work with who casually told me she speaks in tongues. I couldn't resist, "so what's that like?" I asked.
She says she doesn't really remember afterwards.
Pity.
Gordon, you're not seriously using somebody's personal sadness to score a cheap political point, are you? You're obviously a troll, but shit, have some kind of human decency, can't you?
WhOOOOO HOOOOOO!
Cowboys rule the lowly Texans!
WhOOOOOO HOooo
Olaf - what exactly is the point of a fundie Episcopalian church?
Is it so you can have the social prestige of saying you're Episcopalian, while at the same time enjoying white trash ritual like speaking in tongues?
I mean, seriously. If you want to be a fundamentalist, aren't there plenty of places to go for that without screwing up the religion of relatively sane people?
"if anyone is heding to edinburgh, i suggest the stuart's B&B. near.... fuck where is it? the park with all the plague victims' bodies in it."
Don't tell me, seaxneat, you're in advertising! You sure know how to sell!
olexicon - it's pretty weird! Something like a cross between Dave Matthews and, well, bluegrass! Funny hearing the twangy vocals doing hiphop lyrics.
NTodd
that's why i love it
and they actually keep the suthern pronounciations
"i don't love them whores'
vs.
"we don't luv dem ho's"
Hi Everyone
Well, as we get older we start to aquire (how shall I put this?) a Falstafian profile
Sounds like there could be a retort to Gordo: do thee amend face, and I shall amend my life.
Doug: thank you!
Seaxneat,
I know, your fortitude and reserve are quite admirable...and gin doth loosen the tongue. Anybody ever tell you you're cute when your're drunk?
Seriously, if you are going to drink gin, buy some Citadel, it doesn't have the fuesel oils in it that cause nearly instant inebriation and the bad hangover. Its yummy...I should have bought it rather than the Sotol yesterday.
Personal kindness combined with that institutional evil
Hitler had good table manners, although he once accidentally pierced his scrotum with a salad fork.
Evening, all. We had a wonderful day in upstate NY, sipping elitist wines & dining fine.
I understand the anguish that some feel about the death that takes place.
-- George W. Bush, Texas, Aug. 11, 2005
Max Planck |
AS if......
do thee amend face, and I shall amend my life.
NTodd
i been out in the dield amending fences all day
Excuse me: "Do thou amend thy face, and I'll amend my life."
I guess that meas it's time for me to go to bed, even though I have not heard the chimes at midnight...
Evening, all. We had a wonderful day in upstate NY, sipping elitist wines & dining fine.
You can't fool us. We all KNOW, you're Watertiger.
Seriously, if you are going to drink gin, buy some Citadel, it doesn't have the fuesel oils in it that cause nearly instant inebriation and the bad hangover. Its yummy...I should have bought it rather than the Sotol yesterday.
citadel... i will check it out. me likes the bombay, but i have to admit i am surprised at the swiftness of the buzz, so, maybe i will check out this citadel about which you speak.
There are charismatic catholics too.
That was a big fad in the 1970s. my parents got into it briefly. That and fondue. What a weird fucking decade...
Evening, all. We had a wonderful day in upstate NY, sipping elitist wines & dining fine.
Thers |
GOOD!!!!!
Olaf --
We had a guy from the Charismatic Episcopal Church in our Sumer Vocation Program a few years ago -- seemed obsessed with the demonic -- not healthy -- also homophobic
Little Boots --
I know the parameters of papal infallibility -- also it's historical problems & the fact that it is simply untrue (& worthless if no one can ever agree about what is or is not an infallible statement), but there is a "creeping" infallibilism where every opinio of a pontiff is venerated (like, just ot make sure) -- the cult of the personality attached to the pope began with Pius IX (who outlived practically everyone but Queen Victoria) -- it is not a good thing!
Gordon = Easily propagandised dupe , storm trooping idiot blathering for state power .
Fuck you
As soon as this giant crocodile or shark or whatever it is eats someone I'm turning this lousy movie off.
my parents are charismatic episcopalians who speak in tongues
The gifts of the spirit should have included blow jobs. And the interpretation of blow jobs.
NTodd, I was unaware that such a work of art exists. Evidently, I didn't receive my Renewal notice this year and was left off the subscription list.
When we went to Abq, we went straight to a Spanish wedding reception. The cool thing was they all love Melissa, her Dad is Spanish. And they loved me. We had thought about getting Married there, and that was the rumour.
It turned into a big BBQ the next day for her Dads side of the family to meet Melissa's Fiance'.
It's wierd when you look around, and realize you are the only, as has happened to me in NM, or one of the few 'white' people, there.
Should happen to everybody.
(more thunder)
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I understand the anguish that some feel about the death that takes place.
-- George W. Bush, Texas, Aug. 11, 2005
Max Planck |
AS if......
Sarah Deere
Yeah, I know - what a sociopathic prick!
I know, your fortitude and reserve are quite admirable...and gin doth loosen the tongue. Anybody ever tell you you're cute when your're drunk?
and, uh, no... no one has told me that! *blush*
OyToTheWorld.......Although I never met you or knew your fuzzy buddy, as soon as I read your message, my eyes started to water. I'm sure there must be some sort of imbalance in my nature because for some reason I take the death of a pet far more seriously than that of humans (close family notwithstanding). Believe me when I say my thoughts are with you. Peace.
These protests started a long time ago. Like 2003.
feh! Try the bonus marchers in the 1920s. MacArthur drove tanks into them. The veterans benefits are not to help veterans, but to make the rest of us feel good.
You can't fool us. We all KNOW, you're Watertiger.
I should be so lucky...
The Pentagon isn't treating the vets any better now.
My grasp of history isn't terribly good, but I think the period after World War II (the G. I. Bill) was one of the only times the government did right by veterans, including all the way back to after the Revolution.
That was a big fad in the 1970s. my parents got into it briefly. That and fondue. What a weird fucking decade...
Yeah, I remember my mom giving a fondue party.
She wasn't much for the charismatic thing.
He's like Avestus - he has no sense of where the line is, and he's *proud* of it.
On the bright side -- he's awful damn close to going to far.
Which means he's damn close to getting banned.
Don't tell me, seaxneat, you're in advertising! You sure know how to sell!
what? that was a major selling point for my newlywed wife and me!!!!
That and fondue. What a weird fucking decade...
Thers
Yes, all that and carpet on Walls. What were they thinking .
Remember Gods Eyes? Yarn wrapped round an X formed of 2 sticks to make a sort of hippie dream catcher. I'd forgotten them till I saw an old foto of my Dad in Buddy Holly glasses, and that Stuff on the wall .
Personal kindness combined with that institutional evil that somehow makes you worse than if you were nasty to begin with.
Yeah, belief in one's own righteousness unfortunately leads to a lot of wickedness...
We should really just scroll past the trolls, btw
"And the interpretation of blow jobs."
is that like reading tea leafs?
"Hitler had good table manners, although he once accidentally pierced his scrotum with a salad fork." --
spinoza
Now there goes all my happy gin all over my keyboard...
Okay, I'm confused.
Exploding sharks?
Well, I must be depressed.
I teared up at Oy's note... and earlier, I re-watched Magnolia, as I couldn't remember a damned thing about it, other than Seymour Philip Hoffmania being in it, and I wept like an old woman when the Aimee Mann tune came on -- the one where most of the main characters sing along with a line or two of it.
Or, maybe it's andropause.
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"Evening, all. We had a wonderful day in upstate NY, sipping elitist wines & dining fine." --
Thers
How do we know it's really you?
Just a hit and run post, but if there's any Sheehan supporters who can contact Camp Casey they might like to know that there's a 'spy' at the camp. Some guy is taping conversations he's having with the participants. From KLIF's podcast page:
570 KLIF's Ankarlo Mornings' spy, Michael, reports from deep within the bowels of the Cindy Sheehan camp in Crawford, Texas. Michael has gone undercover. And man, does he have some stories.
http://www.amfmpodcast.com/PodCa...rlo-
michael.mp3
and, uh, no... no one has told me that! *blush*
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng) | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 11:32 pm | #
just thought you should know. Chivalry is not dead either.
what? that was a major selling point for my newlywed wife and me!!!!
honeymooned in scotland we did, at the beginning of january 2001. fucking awesome time. sun didnt come up till 10 in the morning and set at 4 pm.
eDINBURGH IS GORGEOUS!!!!!
I know the parameters of papal infallibility -- also it's historical problems & the fact that it is simply untrue (& worthless if no one can ever agree about what is or is not an infallible statement)
Technically, it's never been used, and is also quite new, relatively speaking.
Infallibility though has never caused the serious problems like, say, Ne Temere did.
I've never even tried fondu. Does that make me lucky?
Is that bread in melted cheeze?
this particularly loathsome brand of troll seeks only raw attention, it has no inner monologue to negate that end- therefore, no inhibition. he is to be pitied at best and beaten the crap outthereof at least...
I love that movie, JP.
And William H Macy is devestating, as usual.
night all
peace and humptinewss forever
must go out anc celebrate my birthday, properlike
Pixie - Cindy has a diary at dKos. You might start there if the cast is legit, and not just made up shit.
just thought you should know. Chivalry is not dead either.
it certainly is not. every day, men let women onto elevators first and let them off first at my building....
.... but i think its just so they can look at the women's asses....
seriously! you should watch mens eyes going on and getting off elevators!
I've never even tried fondu. Does that make me lucky?
In essense, it involves paying some one a big wad of money to do prep work so you can cook for yourself.
I had a girlfriend once who spoke in tongs. Oral sex came close to being a wok of art.
How do we know it's really you?
Uh... my winning smile? Hold on...
There. Inimitible.
Also, bacon.
I remember Gods Eyes and fondue. And with those happy thoughts, I'm really leaving this time. G'night moonbats.
Gordon, you're not seriously using somebody's personal sadness to score a cheap political point, are you?
No, he's not. He gives a shit about politiocs. Almost none of them do, really, at least not as far as Eschaton is concerned. He's a chain-yanker, and we have enough yankees around here to keep Gordo and all the rest happy as pigs in a wallow. Give him a thread without a strong topic, and he'll appoint himself the topic.
Michael has gone undercover. And man, does he have some stories.
More right wing fairytales.
I've never even tried fondu. Does that make me lucky?
Is that bread in melted cheeze?
It can be, or meat in various sauces, or fruit in chocolate...
For a while, everyone had a fondue pot.
Infallibility though has never caused the serious problems like, say, Ne Temere did.
It's causing some serious fucking problems now that El Guapo has adopted it.
'I'm from CT, no TX! I'm the President, no the Pope! I'm freaking GOD!! Now, watch this drive...'
I've had "visits" from several of my dead kitties. I don't know if they are real, but they give some comfort.
Ahianne
Me, too.
SD
Sarah Deere
I had a cat in Ohio that I loved.
I would swear I could hear him running up the basement stairs, long after he was gone. He just disapeared, so that was hard to deal with.
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Olaf - what exactly is the point of a fundie Episcopalian church?
Is it so you can have the social prestige of saying you're Episcopalian, while at the same time enjoying white trash ritual like speaking in tongues?
I mean, seriously. If you want to be a fundamentalist, aren't there plenty of places to go for that without screwing up the religion of relatively sane people?
Jennifer | Email | Homepage | 08.27.05 - 11:28 pm | #
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beats the hell out of me. my explanation is that they're crazy. for myself, i might attend the festival of lessons and carrols around christmas once every couple of years (it has to be traditional, though. i don't want anything experimental), and maybe take in a performance of handel's messiah around easter once in a while. that's enough church for me.
How do we know it's really you?
Marcia Brady
Perhaps if NYMary came in a vouched for him?
I had a girlfriend once who spoke in tongs. Oral sex came close to being a wok of art.
I bet. But then, I once had a girlfriend who spoke in carving forks. Talk about AWK-ward...
Is that bread in melted cheeze?
A.Scott
Yes. Or melted chocolate. Either one is a weird concept.
I had a girlfriend once who spoke in tongs.
I'll bet she was good at barbecue.
Yeah, belief in one's own righteousness unfortunately leads to a lot of wickedness....
I didn't mean that as an absolute generalizatin, btw
But, you all know what I'm talking about. On the right, there's a lot of skeezeballs (Rush, for example) and then there's a lot of sincere, Confucianist types who are being suckered by all the Limbaughs and Coulters.
I live in a 'hood that is mostly Black, some Hispanic. Tonight, in the park a couple of blocks away has thye Symphony give a concert there. At 7PM. At 6:45, my street (a block and a half away from said park) began to fill up. All White Folks.
When I sit on my front porch any time of the day, thye black and the hispanic folks wave and speak - make connection.
Tonight, the WHite Folks? Nothing.
I am ashamed of my race. You know>
I suspect they (WF) will start streaming in here pretty soon. Those of us who were here earlky on battled drug houses, prostutuion.
The WF wait fior somewone else to do the dirty work for them, hen move ion, jack up the property values, and are generally obnoxious.
I hate these fucking people.
No shit.
SD
Exploding sharks?
fourlegsgood
No, just some ill-tempered sea bass with frickin' lasers on their heads!
Men's eyes getting on and off elevators? Sounds like another really bad scifi movie!
Of course, this country was founded by getting the working class to do all the fighting--and then pushing them back in their place.
Things like the G. I. Bill helped a lot of working class folks move up in the country, and helped create the "excess of democracy" the elites have been trying to repress since the 1970's.
Anytime you read about a cut in veteran's benefits, you are reading about the working class suppression that has continued in this country since its inception.
Remember Gods Eyes? Yarn wrapped round an X formed of 2 sticks to make a sort of hippie dream catcher.
And string art. And avocado-colored appliances.
Or melted chocolate. Either one is a weird concept.
No, no! the chocolate is actually a really good concept.
You can use all kinds of fruit, or pretzels, biscotti, marshmallows....
Fuck. I'm getting hungry again.
I had a girlfriend once who spoke in tongs. Oral sex came close to being a wok of art.
I bet. But then, I once had a girlfriend who spoke in carving forks. Talk about AWK-ward...
Beat me to it. Thank god she didn't speak in electric carving knives.
'Who wants some Thanksgiving brist? Plates, people, pass your plates!'
"seriously! you should watch mens eyes going on and getting off elevators!"
It's better the lusting after fish.
"honeymooned in scotland we did, at the beginning of january 2001. fucking awesome time. sun didnt come up till 10 in the morning and set at 4 pm.
eDINBURGH IS GORGEOUS!!!!!" --
seaxneat
I feel my genes calling me home!
And avocado-colored appliances.
Don't forget the harvest gold!!
Oooooh!! a sea snake!
Has anyone seen the Dodge Truck commercial yet?
With Snopp Dogg in golf clothes?
The first time I saw that, I said "WTF."
sorry - SNOOP Dogg!
Local news just falling over themselves for the reich wingers in crawford.
It's looking very ugly down there.It would not suprise me to see violence soon.
We should really just scroll past the trolls, btw
Swan
I'm speechless.
Here!?
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And string art. And avocado-colored appliances.
Thers
And shag carpeting. And Qiana!
I know the parameters of papal infallibility
At least the Catholics limit infallibility to statements made in cathedra.
The Rethugs accept as infallible remarks made from Shrub while ditching a mountain bike.
"And string art. And avocado-colored appliances."
Thers
My mother painted one wall of the living room shiny, enamal orange.
And the standing lamp-tree thingies with the round white glass bulbs.
Precious memories.
But then, I once had a girlfriend who spoke in carving forks.
Did you have a good tine with her?
Fuck. I'm getting hungry again.
fourlegsgood
So didja buy some tomatoes today -- or you gonna whine again??
Pixie - Cindy has a diary at dKos. You might start there if the cast is legit, and not just made up shit.
Sounds like made-up shit to me.
There's really doesn't seem to be much substance to what this "michael" character is reporting.
My baby is currently "In Air at an altitude of 14800 feet and ground speed of 375 KTS" over CA.
And shag carpeting. And Qiana!
And macrame plant hangers!!
Falstaff: gotcha , thanks . Ironic I did Prep for a job for years.
FLG: Ah , yes, we had the pot and burner Far in the back of the cupboard, beside the Build Your own Candle kit , Irish Coffee Service Set, WW2 Bayonette,and a soapstone carving kit . ( I've just realised that that cupboard was a dumping ground / archive for every 70's fad) ( 'cept the bayonette, that was just some of Grand-dads crap my mom was always trying to hide from us)
I had the fruit in hot choc sauce , that was Awesome...but whenever I hear about Fondu I seem to visualize a fork holding a big block of bread dripping pale melted cheeze. Always struck me as an odd thing to have a party for .
Twister , I can see ...fondu? Hmmmm....
Local news just falling over themselves for the reich wingers in crawford.
Oh, naturally!
ALWAYS on the WRONG side!
How the G.I. Bill was administrated was instrumental in civil rights for blacks. The educational benefits were race blind, and so, the returning black veterans who attended college got the the same financial assistance, as everybody else.
"And shag carpeting. And Qiana!" --
flory, Business Manager
And Quaaludes (sp?). Nobody does 'ludes anymore.
Not that I ever did.
So didja buy some tomatoes today -- or you gonna whine again??
I didn't make it to the grocery store.
But I did go out to dinner, and I have lots of junk food.
Ahhh, now the giant crocodile makes its appearance.
Melissa's home and no work Manana.
Gonna be a late nite tonite!
Nite All Y'all!
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Agave, that may have been the first time I've ever called for scrolling past-- so, I hope I can get my membership card back
My baby is currently "In Air at an altitude of 14800 feet and ground speed of 375 KTS" over CA.
Marcia Brady
Where is the baby going?
And macrame plant hangers!!
fourlegsgood
And leisure suits. And the BeeGees.
And Quaaludes (sp?). Nobody does 'ludes anymore.
Can't get 'em anymore.
We used to call them "12 packs in a pill".
And macrame plant hangers!!
And macrame bikinis...
For a while, everyone had a fondue pot.
fourlegsgood
i don't know what that is- but i got 4 people laughing at its possibilities right now.
we will look it up-
This movie is boring.
But now I have lion kitty in my lap. Life is good.
And macrame bikinis
I loved those. There was something flimsy about them. At any moment they seemed like they might unravel.
Alright, well methinks I might go play chess for a while, but I'll probably stop back later on, gang
Central Scrutinizer: We used to call them "12 packs in a pill".
I'm glad I never met one -- I did a 10mg Valium before going to hear the loudest band in the Tri-State (KY/WV/OH), and fell asleep during their first set.
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But now I have lion kitty in my lap. Life is good.
fourlegsgood
He's really come a long way hasn't he?
And Quaaludes (sp?). Nobody does 'ludes anymore.
A lot of us who went to college in the late 70's and early 80's lost all track og time after 7:14 PM.
Of course they're fawning over the reichwingers in Crawford ("weekend warriors") because, if more of them show up than are at Camp Casey, the media will have a basis for claiming that Bush is strongly supported by a majority. Never mind that these people are showing up in one of only 9 states where Chimpy still has approval ratings over 50%, and that probably many of them are just driving in from 100 miles away or less - just for the weekend. To the media, it will clearly "prove" that the president is still popular.
ZA
That was him. He's not fitting in my lap so well anymore.
How in the name of heaven, did we get so FUCKED up?
How did we become so selfish, so self-obsessed, so venal?
WTF is the MATTER w/us? You know?
Are we no better than the next "reality" show?
God-damn, I just can't stand to belive that.
fondue is good. you just gotta make sure you have some really elitist chardonnay to wash it down with.
For a while, everyone had a fondue pot.
fourlegsgood
For a while, everyone had;
a Vino Home Winemaking Kit
a Ronco Bottle & Jug Cutter
a Laredo Cigarette Making Machine
19 button shirts in assorted colors
More polyester than was probably healthy
Man, I hope Time never turns around and runs backward, becauise then we'll have to do the '70s all over again.
You laugh at fondue but there are fondue restaurants around here and they're teh popular.
I think part of the appeal of fondue is that you get pretty messed up from the booze because it takes so long to get any food in you.
Plus the feathered hair, blue eyeliner and swinging.
"The educational benefits were race blind, and so, the returning black veterans who attended college got the the same financial assistance, as everybody else."
Doug
I actually went to a seminar at The New School where a presenter talked about how the GI bill was color-blind, but since it was administered locally, the Southern powerbrokers kept the loans out of the hands of returning black vets.
If I can find the author, I'll let you know. Really interesting basis for affirmative action.
I miss making god's eyes--used to do really fancy ones at summer camp--the same camp where we'd sit around a campfire for the evening devotional and sing "One Tin Soldier."
Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of heaven, justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowin' come the judgment day
on the bloody morning after one tin soldier rides away
He's really come a long way hasn't he?
He is. He's gigantic all of a sudden.
How in the name of heaven, did we get so FUCKED up?
How did we become so selfish, so self-obsessed, so venal?
I blame cellphones and reality TV.
Jeffraham,
Back in the late 70's they were incredibly common, and great fun.
I can't handle that much fun anymore.
Valium made me sleepy too.
well, downers suck, y'know?
Uppers ain;t much better.
Drink coffee, if you have to.
Staying the Course = Choosing to Lose.
For more, see:
"What Is to Be Done: A 10-Point Plan for Iraq."
moved the kid to college today.
now, too drunk to comment...
19 button shirts in assorted colors
Remember those satin shirts with the mural on the back?
fourlegsgood: He is. He's gigantic all of a sudden.
I love Maxx -- have you weighed him?
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