I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

Michael Moore is fat!


GravatarThank God for that.


GravatarDoes anyone know how to access archived comments?


GravatarFristy-frist!

Fucky Fuck Bush!

He is TOAST, baby. Starting now...


Gravatarto be is to do


GravatarFirst basemen, yes. Third basemen, not so much.


Gravatarto do is to be


Gravatarto do is to be


GravatarThe press wants to show bodies from Katrina. It didn't want to show bodies, or jumpers, on 9/11, for fear that doing so would inflame the public.

I can only conclude that this time around, the press thinks it's a good thing to inflame the public. What could the difference be?


Gravatarhah


GravatarAaahhh, fresh air.


GravatarAid from Europe has been turned away, as the NATO certified rations, eaten by American soliders in Afganistan, might contain BSE germanlinky


Gravatar"Youth means to cherish hope; it is a time of development. Youth means to challenge oneself; it is a time of construction. Youth means to fight for justice; it is a time of action."

--Daisaku Ikeda


GravatarDoes anyone know how to access archived comments?

look to your left - scroll down, it says "Archives."


Gravatar Does anyone know how to access archived comments?

To access the archived comments one must solve a series of riddles -- each more fiendishly cunning than the last.


GravatarCinnamon buns have been brought upstairs. Unfortunately, all the disasters of Chimpco follow us everywhere, too.


Gravatardo be do be do


Gravatar3 things Bushco/FEMA failed to do -- and that any disaster response can reasonably be expected to need:

1. Organization of medical teams

2. Organization of central dbase for tracking people

3. Organization of food/water delivery teams.

Doesn't matter the disaster, whether it's manmade or natural. The most basic, foreseeable needs were not met after billions of dollars and years of "reorganization."


Gravatar"now watch this drive."

-splash-

-J.T.


Gravatar Aid from Europe has been turned away, as the NATO certified rations, eaten by American soliders in Afganistan, might contain BSE germanlinky
PeWi


And they might, too. A Texas man who was in Afghanistan came home with BSE.


GravatarConservative 4th circuit in VA says government can arrest you and hold you forever without a trial, charges, or access to any other human being on the planet.

http://www.boston.com/news/natio...sh_on_detainee/

"Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin


GravatarMoe--what's on tap for today?


GravatarI can only conclude that this time around, the press thinks it's a good thing to inflame the public. What could the difference be?

The fact that with 9/11, the press made the decision on its own. With NOLA, the government is making that decison for them.

Try not to be a total idiot.


GravatarBrown is showing the same quick thinking he applied to the Katrina response in his grasp of why he has been returned to D.C.

Next up, Brown explains why he lost his shirt at three card monty.


GravatarThers:

Did NYMary get the pictures I sent?

I was afraid that the email would be too large.


GravatarRiddle number one
What would be logical continuation of the to be series?
MMMmmoooowaaahahahaha


GravatarA Texas man who was in Afghanistan came home with BSE.
Tena


BSE has a very long latency -- 15 - 20 years. If he came home with BSE he didn't get it in Afghanistan.


GravatarLike a dead man walking, Mr. Bush and his puppeteers only feel the threat of doom and not the reality, but if the irate Bush country voters I’ve talked with lately are any indicators, that doom, like a personally tailored terrorist threat, is overt and looming.
Americans, hungry for real leadership, need only look to morning blog and press accounts of the man who should have been President, Albert Gore of Tennessee, for a reassurance that intellectual leadership is not dead and that the possibility exists that, paraphrasing Locke, a true Father of his people might again come to the once usurped Right of his inheritance.


GravatarThers

it's doing a cut & paste from instagrunt-it. almost instantly qualifies as mostly idiot.

-J.T.


GravatarHi Sallyh. After one o'clock here. Being Saturday and all, I opened a beer. So, do you by chance have any chips and salsa handy?


GravatarDaddy, you've just got to get all those dirty smelly black people out of New Orleans and get Pat O'Brians re-opened! It's almost Mardi Gras!


GravatarDaddy, you've just got to get all those dirty smelly black people out of New Orleans and get Pat O'Brians re-opened! It's almost Mardi Gras!


GravatarTry not to be a total idiot.
Thers


But that's hard. Its hard work. Hard.


Gravatarit's doing a cut & paste from instagrunt-it. almost instantly qualifies as mostly idiot.

However, the use of one, may two, fingers indicates a latent capacity perhaps to develop tool-making skills, even to learn the secret of fire.


GravatarDaddy, you've just got to get all those dirty smelly black people out of New Orleans and get Pat O'Brians re-opened! It's almost Mardi Gras!

You'd think that'd light a fire under his ass.


Gravatar|..|


GravatarWay too much time on my hands.

I went back to the FEMA thread and checked the regional directors. Out of a total of ten, only four are permanent placements, the other six are "acting." Which begs the question, what the fuck has Brownie been doing the past couple of years. Not interviewing people for regional directors, that's for sure. Not preparing for a catastrophe. I wonder how much that job pays. I think I may apply.


GravatarJohn Bolton is doing his best to bring down the UN.


Gravatar I can only conclude that this time around, the press thinks it's a good thing to inflame the public. What could the difference be?


The press is racist and doesn't care about showing blacks in distress the way they cared about showing white.

I remember this directly. I was at Battery Park shortly after 9/11 and the cops were stopping press photographers from taking photos of the "refugees" leaving their homes.

They had no squeamishness about doing this in New Orleans.


GravatarThere is a secret to fire? Man and all these years I have been blabbing it all over the place. If I let the cat of the bag, my apologies.


Gravatarmer--I actually do have chili-lime chips and hot salsa. Dig in.


Gravatarql in ny, I heard on CNN yesterday that "acting" indicates that they're career civil servants as opposed to political appointees. I can't vouch for the accuracy of that statement.


Gravatarql in ny, I heard on CNN yesterday that "acting" indicates that they're career civil servants as opposed to political appointees. I can't vouch for the accuracy of that statement.


GravatarI think I may apply.
ql in ny


Ummm....ql?

First thing they check? How much you've donated to Chimpy the last 5 years.

Don't think you'll qualify.


Gravatarah, back to work for a while. meanwhile, i would appreciate it if anyone has the real facts behind the shrub's "donation" to the red cross. mcclellan said he was going to make one, but i'm pretty damn good with google and i can't find any reference to his doing so.

my guess is a) he's too cheap and b) he doesn't want any relief efforts, sure isn't going to support it.

i'll be lurking.


Gravatarfeel safer now?

the first real test of America's emegency preparedness and it is a total failure

Of course the political emergency responses in Florida all went very well

Of course Florida's usccess depends upon your acceptance of the Homestead
Roof* as a real repair


*blue tarp


GravatarDid NYMary get the pictures I sent?

Dunno -- she's stayed in while I took the kids for the 6-year-Old's soccer game & is still out....


GravatarGood Saturday! I'm at work... had to be responsible at some point. Nevertheless, my dedication to the Great Task remains: a gov't of, by, and for the PEOPLE shall not perish from this Earth.

Why... have all my heroes been assassinated?


Gravatarthanks CEA, I suppose I feel better that the majority probably know what they are doing.


Gravatarflory - BSE has a very long latency -- 15 - 20 years.

Always? The reason I ask is because there were a lot of cases of it in Britain after the cattle were found to have it and I didn't think it was something that had taken that long to develop.

I'll take your word for it, but the accounts I read of the soldier from Texas agreed that he had gotten it in Afghanistan. Now, I can see where that claim might be made if there is an effort to cover up BSE here in the U.S.

But the army finally agreed with the guy's family and started compensating them, though they had to fight for it initially. The army had court-martialled the soldier for insubordination, and then backed up and gave him an honorable discharge when the family proved that his behavior was caused by BSE, that all agreed he'd contracted in Afghanistan.

Interesting.


GravatarTena-- comments on Haloscan don't seem to be archived with the Eschaton archives-- at least, all the comments are empty. We could go back and fill them up, I suppose, but I'm not sure what the point of that would be.

Thers- I'm the most cunningly, well never mind, that joke is too old to tell again.

sallyh- today's beer is Cadian Ale, a product of the Pump House Brewery in Moncton, New Brunswick. Good stuff, and especially good on my last camping trip to Kouchibouguac National Park.


Gravatar"Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin


nor will they get it.

tell me why bush won again?

moral fuckwits.


GravatarIt's a tossup as to who's more godlike: Al Gore or John Kerry.


GravatarWhenever I hear John bolton's name, I picture the third panel in this Jen Sorensen Slowpoke toon.

John Bolton SMASH U.N.!

[gibbering spittle splatters]


GravatarI can only conclude that this time around, the press thinks it's a good thing to inflame the public. What could the difference be?

I don't buy your premise, but the difference between 9/11 and Katrina is that 9/11 caught the press and the nation by surprise. Katrina was a storm that developed for days before it did its damage. Government ineptitude and failure was not as immediately evident after 9/11 as it was in Katrina. Most people did not know (for years) that Bush sat and read a book in a classroom after being informed of airliners crashing into the WTC, but Bush's response to the debacle in New Orleans was hard not to notice.


GravatarMoe - I see what you mean - the stories are archived, but you can't find the comments.

I was sure they were archived as well, inasmuch as my stalker-troll used to go back and pull my comments from as much as a year before and post them again.

I dunno - I've never looked for the comments.


Gravatarit's doing a cut & paste from instagrunt-it. almost instantly qualifies as mostly idiot.

Oh. Well, take dumb from dumb and you get stupid.

Insty said that? Wow, one more Big Score for the intellectual consistency of the Internet Libertarian Mind.


GravatarDoes anyone know what's happened to the NYT's readers' forums? I can't find them linked to any of the usual columns.


GravatarBy accident I happened to listen to Michael Savage last night. Before I tuned him out he was telling his listeners that there are a lot of "do-gooders" (presumably liberal) who are rushing to the Gulf. He contends that they are not trying to help out, rather they're trying to score drugs.

Do the wingers project or what?


Gravatarto do is to be
mer


do be do be do - frank sinatra


GravatarRepublicans: Won't give you the sweat off their balls.

Democrats: Will give you the sweat off their balls.


GravatarTurning the "daddy party" meme around:
Who's Your Daddy Party?


Gravatarthe stories are archived, but you can't find the comments.

They used to be achived forever, but for a while now they've only gone back three months or so.


GravatarHe contends that they are not trying to help out, rather they're trying to score drugs.

...for Rush.


GravatarMeanwhile, in New Orleans:

http://www.stern.de/politik/pano...Get/ 545649.html

(The caption reads, "An alligator in a church: the 'swamp critters' are an additional danger."

The article is about The Star's reporter and photographer's experiences dealing with police pointing guns at them, seeing floating corpses, and being at the Superdome. The alligator pictured is actually dead, shot by the National Guard, but one gets the impression from the article that the reporters would rather deal with a live alligator than deal with law enforcement down there, who they compare to something out of a bad Hollywood movie.)


GravatarIt is no doubt no co-inky-dink that we have not seen neither Jenna nor Not-Jenna lifting a fucking finger to help people after Katrina.

"Help stinky nigras? How quaint!"


Gravatar"John Bolton is doing his best to bring down the UN." --
Tread

One of the latest appointees in the Reagan tradition of sending leaders who are incompetent, or at least antithetical toward the agencies to which they are appointed, if the agency doesn't fit into the ruling ideology.

It would be like making me, a vegetarian, the owner of a slaughterhouse. Believing that I would work to make said slaughterhouse more efficient is just not reasonable.


GravatarInteresting.
Tena


Tena:
As i understand it the scariest part of BSE is that they really have no idea how widespread it might be in this country because of the long latency.
The epidemiologists are all pretty sure the cases in Britain were all contracted years before symptoms showed.
The army guy may've won his case because he's been in the army and eating german supplied rations for 20 years.
Dunno.
Now I'm curious so I'll do some research when I get back.

Later.


GravatarSallyh - Cinnamon rolls fresh out of the oven? Mmmmmmmmmm!

Listened to "This American Life" this morning. People acted to help each other and, time after time, they were abused and abandoned by the government at many levels. Some local cops did the best they could to help, but others menaced those they should have aided. The military was willing and able, but mostly waited for orders - which weren't coming from the pile of incompetence and callousness that rules us.


GravatarFUCK! I can't go to the Galloway/Hitchens K1 death match next Wednesday! fuckers at ticketcentral told me i had time; went to order and they were sold out.

I wonder if I go over there on Wednesday night and beg, they'll let me in.

*mutter, grumble*


Gravatar"I wonder if I go over there on Wednesday night and beg, they'll let me in.

*mutter, grumble*" --
watertiger

You can always flash the ticket takers a glimpse of your thigh (with a flask of scotch strapped to it). They'll just assume you're with Hitchens...


GravatarUncle Smokes - that's a great cartoon.

Rove's most successful tactic has been to use a scattershot against the Dems - too many fires to put out.

I wish the Dems would learn - like when Pelosi shivved the CNN bimbo - there should have been about 6 other Dems out there simultaneously making 6 other points. That way, the Repugs can't just focus on the one thing or person.


Gravatarflory - I guess you're gone, but thanks just the same for the info.'

I wish I could remember the guy's name, but it's been at least a year since the story showed up in the Dallas paper.



Ok, now I'm scared.


GravatarI wonder if I go over there on Wednesday night and beg, they'll let me in.

*mutter, grumble*


Take along a bottle of Johnny Walker Black and say you're the refreshment girl for Hitchens. He's probably left strict instructions for his booze to be waived right through.


GravatarEarlier this summer an old friend visited and we sat in my living room to chat. There was the suggestion that we might eventually amuse and comfort ourselves as only mature adults can.

I've never used tobacco myself, but I'm tolerant of smokers; so it didn't bother me that X more or less chain-smoked from the time she sat down.

We started talking about her family members, including her elderly parents. It turned out that they had various health problems, etc.

Eventually we turned to the subject of our evil and corrupt maladministration and its handiwork, and of course that took up a lot of time and finished off her first pack.

After a couple of hours, during which we compared notes on our own health problems since turning 50 (two days apart) this year, she got on to talking about bird flu or the like. Now, I was certainly doing my share, but it suddenly occurred to me that ever since we started talking, she'd relentlessly jumped from one bummer to the next.

I suddenly said, "I think we left out global warming." I still don't know exactly why she was such a fountain of doom-- maybe it was because she wasn't ready to have fun after all, and unconsciously steered our talk into the most anti-fun topics possible.

She laughed, we agreed to think of something less oppressive to discuss. The visit ended amicably, but with only my thrice-emptied little guest ashtray to show for it.

I feel the same way now-- with everything else on today's plate, we have to discuss Mad Cow disease?

Ai-yi-yi! Check, please!


GravatarI heard Dubya's radio address today and he wrapped up terrorism, Iraq and Hurricane Katrina in one neat package. I just can't wait for the cable TV movie sure to come about his heroic action the day the disaster hit the Gulf Coast: "I'm not gonna let some tinpot hurricane keep me from flying 20,000 feet over Louisiana!"


GravatarI can only conclude that this time around, the press thinks it's a good thing to inflame the public. What could the difference be?

I don't buy your premise, but the difference between 9/11 and Katrina is that 9/11 caught the press and the nation by surprise. Katrina was a storm that developed for days before it did its damage. Government ineptitude and failure was not as immediately evident after 9/11 as it was in Katrina. Most people did not know (for years) that Bush sat and read a book in a classroom after being informed of airliners crashing into the WTC, but Bush's response to the debacle in New Orleans was hard not to notice.
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The difference with the Media between 9/11 and Katrina? America has been ignoring little attacks (Oregon bio-attack, OKC, 1st Trade Center attack) airplane flying into the Whitehouse, etc...) for years and since there hadn't been a major attack on US soil, Americans were feeling rather smug and superior. 9/11 changed that big time and out of fear of various things critics were kowtowed by 9/11. And I've been saying for years Bush's support will only last as long as the illusion of his administration keeping America safe lasts. Which means if disaster struck again on his watch his supports vaporizes. If he decided to be a leader in this crisis instead of merely play ruler, he might have kept a majority of his support. Instead his supporters have abandoned (save his hardcore base) and his critics now feel newly empowered.


GravatarNow that you bring it up maybe the
true genesis of this leadership crisis has a more simple explanation:
BSE. After eating all that steak and barbque beef in Texas ( and the other Red states) we have massive case of BSE infection in our GOP leaders.
It would certainly explain the stupid expression on Bush's face most of the time ( and the cluelessness all the time). Hail to the Chimp!


GravatarTomorrow's Transcript Today. Enjoy.

Democratic Senators Question Judge Roberts

Content Warning, towards the end. If you're put off by sexual jokes, stop reading when it gets to Senator Kennedy (who else?).



Rush transcript from CSPAN 2. Not yet corrected or edited.

SEN. CHARLES SCHUMER (D-NY): Do you believe the Constitution establishes a Right to Privacy, Judge Roberts?

JUDGE ROBERTS: Certainly there are fifty year old court precedents establishing such a right, Senator.

SCHUMER: But do you believe the Constitution itself establishes such a right?

ROBERTS: Certainly there is an implicit and sometimes explicit concept in the Constitution establishing a freedom from government coercion in numerous areas. The exact parameters of such a freedom are debatable. As a general matter, I believe that the parameters of this freedom are best established as the Constitution intended them to be, by the people's representives in the political branches of government.

SCHUMER: Well, that's a very cagey answer. Let me ask you this: Does the right to privacy embrace the right to be free from intrusions by hurricanes? Such as Hurricane Katrina, which killed possibly several thousand black people?

ROBERTS: What?

SCHUMER: It's a simple question, Judge Roberts. The American people have a right to know your thinking on this.

ROBERTS: With all due respect, I'm not sure it's a simple question. Are you saying the Constitution guarantees a freedom from inclement weather?

SCHUMER: I'm not the one on trial here, Judge Roberts. The question was posed to you. The American people want to know if your rightwing ideology allows the Constitution to protect them against flooding and mayhem caused by natural disasters such as hurricanes.

ROBERTS: I, uh... I'm not sure I comprehend how a paper document can protect people against flooding.

SCHUMER: So the Constitution's guarantees in this area are a nullity? That its precendents and clauses which protect the American people from the wrath of nature are to be overturned on your watch? Is that what you're saying?

ROBERTS: I-- I don't think I'm saying that. But to be honest, your question is so, uhhh, odd that I'm not really sure what to say.

SCHUMER: Obviously you haven't considered this vital question with any amount of academic rigor.

ROBERTS: Well, look, I don't know. Which clause of the Constitution are you referring to? Which part of it says that people will be free of tornados and hailstorms?

SCHUMER: It's in there.

ROBERTS: Where?

SCHUMER: You're the one who would presume to be Chief Justice of the United States. You should know these things.

ROBERTS: Uhhh, yeah, if it was actually in the Constitution, I guess I would...

SCHUMER: Does the Third Amendment of the Bill of Rights ring any bells?

ROBERTS: The one about not quartering troops in citizens' homes except in times of war?

SCHUMER: That's the one.

ROBERTS: What does that have to do with hurricanes?

SCHUMER (scoffing): If you don't know that, "Judge" Roberts, I'm not sure you're fit to serve on this nation's highest court. We're talking about people's homes, "Judge" Roberts. And their invioability, an inviobility guaranteed by the Constitution itself.

ROBERTS: Yes, but against the quartering of troops.

SCHUMER: And when the Constitution speaks of "troops," what do you think it really means?

ROBERTS: I think it really means "troops."

SCHUMER: A hurricane isn't a kind of troop in your reading? A kind of circular-storm army? A... constructive Category 5 militia?

ROBERTS: No, it's not an army. It's, you know, a storm.

SCHUMER: And what were the bad guys in Star Wars called?

ROBERTS: What?

SCHUMER: Stormtroopers, Judge Roberts. Storm. Troopers.

SENATOR PAT LEAHY (D-VT): All dressed in white, by the way.

SCHUMER: Indeed. An intergalactic Klan.

ROBERTS: I'm not sure that Return of the Jedi can be cited as an authoritative Constitutional text.

SCHUMER: Well, I'm sure the thousands of dead in New Orleans will be happy to hear that answer, Judge Roberts.

ROBERTS: If I can just explain--

SCHUMER: Time's up, Judge Roberts.

ROBERTS: But--

SCHUMER: Can it. I've got to do Paula Zahn in an hour and I can't waste any more time with a man who thinks our Founding Fathers wanted thousands of black people to die in horrible floods.

LEAHY: This racist son-of-a-bitch probably cried when Emperor Palpatine died.

ROBERTS: How dare you sir. How dare you. I was rooting for Luke the whole time.

LEAHY: But not Lando? (chuckles) I think we know what you're all about, Judge Roberts.

SENATOR SUSAN COLLINS (R-ME): I think we're getting a little far afield here.

ROBERTS: I like Lando Calrissian. I want that in the record. I like him.

LEAHY: I'm sure you did. He was a criminal and he wore a cape. Basically, he was the Chief Pimp of the Cloud City of Bespin. But I suppose that comforts you, given the stereotypes you have about black people. I'm sure you think Luke "took" things from Dagobah while Lando "looted" stuff from Bespin.

SCHUMER: Probably would have been happy to see Lando drowned. An industrious black man, having achieved the pinacle of political power. A threat to you and your white-supremacist ways. Maybe we should have just let Bespin get flooded as well.

ROBERTS: Well, there's so much wrong with that I don't know how to begin. First of all, Bespin can't flood, as it's in low orbit around a waterless gas giant.

SCHUMER: And President Bush said the levees would never break, too. I guess you're just two peas in a Lando-hating pod.

COLLINS: Please, Senator Schumer. Your time for questioning is over. Senator Leahy has the floor. And please-- no more Star Wars. Quite frankly, I only saw the first one and I don't even know what the hell you guys are talking about.

LEAHY: Very well. Judge Roberts, do you believe in the anti-lynching laws Congress established in the Reconstruction phase of our nation's great history?

ROBERTS: Of course I do.

LEAHY: Your retrograde and rightwing extremist views would not interfere with your enforcing those laws?

ROBERTS: I challenge the phrasing of the question, but no, I feel that Congress was perfectly with its rights to establish such laws under the broad grant of authority given to it under the thirteenth, fourteenth, and especially fifteenth amendm--

LEAHY: Should Hurricane Katrina be subject to anti-lynching laws, Judge?

ROBERTS: In what sense?

LEAHY: In the sense that this white-supremacist circular storm constructively "lynched" thousands of poor black folks?

ROBERTS: I'm sorry, again, we seem to be playing games with words that have very simple and very well-understood meanings. "Lynching" has a specific meaning in the law, and in the common parlance of this country's sometimes-shameful history, but I don't believe that a storm--

LEAHY: You're in favor of granting immunity to Hurricane Katrina for its odious hate crimes?

ROBERTS: It's not a question of immunity, Senator.

LEAHY: Jurisdiction then?

ROBERTS: No... It's just that, you know, you can't-- you can't arrest a storm.

LEAHY: And why not?

ROBERTS: Well, for one thing, it's gone now. Where would you find it?

LEAHY: Ah. Just like Osama bin Ladin. "Just can't find him," right? Can't "smoke him out of his caves," eh? I see why George Bush nominated you, Judge Roberts. You seem to take a very lackadaisical approach to the arrest and prosecution of America's sworn enemies.
(disgusted shaking of head)
I'm all done with this... specimen.

COLLINS: Senator Kennedy, you have the floor.

SENATOR KENNEDY (D-MA): ...

COLLINS: Senator Kennedy.

KENNEDY: ...

COLLINS: Senator Kennedy, please turn off the blender and address the witness.

KENNEDY: Errr, ehhh, pardon me, Chairperson Collins. I was just whipping up some passionfruit margaritas. Would you, errr, ehhh, like one?

COLLINS: No thank you.

KENNEDY: It's kind of, errr, a chick drink. Girls from GWU love them. They suck them down like candy. I pour the tequilla with a heavy hand, too, if you errr, ehhh, know what I mean.

COLLINS: Senator Kennedy, please.

KENNEDY: I promise it's not spiked with ruffies this time.

COLLINS: I believe you, but I'm working.

KENNEDY: Well, look, there's a little bit of ruffies in it, but that's just because it compliments the Cointreau so, err, nicely.

COLLINS: Can we move on?

KENNEDY: Very, err, well. More for me.
(chugs Margarita directly from blender, unbuckles belt, addresses Roberts)
You don't mind if I get comfortable here do you?

ROBERTS: I'd actually prefer if your pants stayed on.

KENNEDY: They will.
(takes pants off)

ROBERTS: You said you wouldn't take them off.

KENNEDY: They're not off.

ROBERTS: Yes they are. You just draped them over the table. A matchbook from Fudd Ruckers just fell out of one of the pockets.

KENNEDY: (reaches under table to retrieve matchbook)
Actually it's from, err, Hooters. Can't lose that. That has Misty's phone number on it.

ROBERTS: Fine. Can we move on?

KENNEDY: She's not just a waitress in a tight top, you know. She's going to be a veterinarian. She told me so. She just serves buffalo wings to save money for school.

ROBERTS: (frustrated) Whatever.

KENNEDY: She also does some light stripping, but it's very tasteful.

ROBERTS: Can we get to the questions?

KENNEDY: Don't take that tone with me, Judge. Remember where we are. This is CSPAN. It's cable. Anything goes. Loosen up and have a passionfruit margarita.

ROBERTS: No.

KENNEDY: What a bunch of, errr, squares. Now, Judge Roberts, are you familiar with the show Diff'rent Strokes?

ROBERTS: I... I've seen it, yes.

KENNEDY: I suppose that show disturbed you.

ROBERTS: Oh, God...

KENNEDY: A white man taking in two black boys off th


GravatarWhat do you mean by "small," Duncan? What exactly is your point? Size isn't everything, and besides, the man-hating feminist media has been exagerating what is considered to be the norm in regard to size. Their tales of monsterly six inch bazookas are designed to marginalize normal sized men like myself. Why do you perpetuate this myth?


GravatarAnd there MIGHT be Martian commandos on board too!

Who thinks up these stupid excuses?


Gravatarhtttp://tinyurl.com/d4xot


Lawyer is fired after talking about Rove

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

AUSTIN, Texas -- A lawyer with the Texas secretary of state was fired after she spoke to a reporter about presidential adviser Karl Rove's eligibility to vote in the state.


Gravatarplease stop the scriptwriter before he posts again.


GravatarMichael Moore is fat!
Club Gitmo | 09.10.05 - 1:06 pm | #


Michael can always lose the fat.

Whereas, trolls will always be stupid!


Gravatartell me why bush won again?



D-I-E-B-O-L-D!


GravatarWhat do you mean by "small," Duncan? What exactly is your point? Size isn't everything, and besides, the man-hating feminist media has been exagerating what is considered to be the norm in regard to size. Their tales of monsterly six inch bazookas are designed to marginalize normal sized men like myself. Why do you perpetuate this myth?
Gen. JC Christian, patriot |


THIS feminist thinks that you cannot do precision work with a crowbar.

A gal likes to be tickled, not choked!


GravatarGallup data has been lifted from their restricted servers: Bush actually 26%.
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