I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Hey, I'm back.
yea
I got nuthin'.
dam, dam, DAM!
All right!!!
buckwheat to u2 to trent reznor to common.
And we'll have fun, fun, fun till SWR takes our oxygen away...
Sorry, sally - I wasn't even trying.
Shit! I just took a second to take a hit and scratch my balls and I miss another thread.
I'm still sick of the phrase "on the ground." See the end of the last open thread if you are too.
Damn, cheetos are all gone. Guess it's time to lick the bottom of the bag.
Night, all.
Sleep well.
Excellent.
At used my thread subtitle suggestions.
Happy, but not over happy.
mtv is actually watchable tonite.
It is all right mena, you beat me fair and square.
I tuned out for a couple of days.
Is that man still president?
NYMary,
Why, sex organs, of course.
My son's a Scorpio.
You still waters run deep.
Here it comes...
Check out Sunday's Brooks at NYT.
It is THE GOVERNMENT that failed in New Orleans. This disaster just goes to show that THE GOVERNMENT simply isn't capable of handling these kinds of problems.
Not THIS GOVERNMENT in particular. No. Even if someone competent had been running the show, the result would have been the same.
Watch. This is how they'll try to play it out. You can't trust THE GOVERNMENT to do things right. Let's make it smaller. Farm our disaster relief to Wal-Mart.
Unkempt Bulgarians taking dictation.
Now THAT'S an action movie...
My mom plays better tennis than mary peirce.
well damn I was #650 last thread
I am the red thread between nothingness and eternity. -Sri Chinmoy
Hecate,
Guess that explains why I'm pregnant again.....
Hgtv has that british house painter on.
mena,
You have flown, sister, from ending threads to starting them. You rock!
If you want some entertaining local-type discussions on the hurricane - check out the "homepage" link - it goes to the Jackson, MS Clarion Ledger's forums - someone just dropped a bomb in the "Hurricane Katrina" forum & it's about to get good.
Ah, the Russian is ex-KGB. We guessed that!
I think Unhappy Trophy Wife likes Russian Tracksuit Ninja Cabbie.
Things got a bit heated in the thread below.
Mine is too, Hecate. Well, he's a Libra with mercury, mars and venus in Scorpio. He just spends more time worrying about the fairness of it all.
And, yeah, those waters run deeeep.
I like the hat Beck has on.
He's doing a good Dylan impression.
Ah, the Russian is ex-KGB. We guessed that!
I just figured *all* Russian cabbies knew how to fight.
Oh, and it has... that guy! That guy who has bit parts in, like, every Sci-Fi movie ever made!
Sagitarius with a Moon, Mars, Ascendant Conjunction in Aries.
Don't let me near anything that explodes.
it HAS become Taxicab Confessions!
Ha!
Can I read women or what?
Why can't the head of a major drug company get someone to call Bulgaria ahead of time and arrange for a limo & security, again?
MAry - 
Gee, no sooner do I get into the conversation than everyone wanders into another room. Is this where the keg is?
Eli- which guy?
now the nevilles are singing," brothers"
"This is how they'll try to play it out. You can't trust THE GOVERNMENT to do things right. Let's make it smaller. Farm our disaster relief to Wal-Mart."
Sucker bet. I'm sure you'reright, down to the Wal-Mart referrence.
Oh, and it has... that guy! That guy who has bit parts in, like, every Sci-Fi movie ever made!
The guy in that shirt!
NYMary,
Have you picked out names yet?
Eh?
Leo with Mars Bar in conjunction with sirloin steak rising...
Eli- which guy?
The rather large bearded guy in the yellow helmet - think his name was Alexander.
"I like the hat Beck has on.
He's doing a good Dylan impression." -- darryl #2
Sadly, as cute as Beck is, he is a scientologist.
Why are the cute ones always gay, married, or scientologist?
Hecate,
We're thinking Dierdre for a girl. No boys names yet.
Former Soviet runway model now cleaning lady...
Why can't the head of a major drug company get someone to call Bulgaria ahead of time and arrange for a limo & security, again?
I see a future FEMA director!
I suppose we should also trust our education to diploma mills.
Have you picked out names yet?
What's your hurry -- mysterious woman?
coming up, pearl jam.
Jeff Beck's a scientologist?
"now the nevilles are singing," brothers" --
darryl #2
Did you see Jon Stewart introduce Green Day?
Beware the maid!
Guess it's time to lick the bottom of the bag.
Marcia Brady,SaneByComparison
Don't get carried away with the cheetoiness.
Bulgaria doesn't seem like a very nice tourist destination.
"I have a package here for Asswipe Johnson."
A Bulgarian divorce. Hmm.
Turning the "daddy party" meme around:
Who's Your Daddy Party?
Dick Cheney is my biz-nitch, yo.
Is this where the keg is?
Yes. And there are other benefits up here.
We talked a bit, at the Con, about functional definitions of trolls. Some not-so-surprising names met the criteria we laid out.
Hecate:
I loves me a good pedicure. What do Gemini rule?
Not that Dierdra isan't a pretty name, but I never hear it without thinking of the opening of The Meaning of Life.
You know you're getting old when you can't remember what channel number MTV is on your cable line up.. sheesh.
If you want some entertaining local-type discussions on the hurricane - check out the "homepage" link - it goes to the Jackson, MS Clarion Ledger's forums - someone just dropped a bomb in the "Hurricane Katrina" forum & it's about to get good.
GMF
Didn't see any bomb.
.
"I have a package here for Asswipe Johnson."
That's Oss-weep-eh.
Esp. when your alias is from a golden-era MTV production.
That Beck believes that aliens inhabit humans or whatever they beleieve, makes his lyrics a little more real.
(lol)
Anderson Copper alright in my book
mena,
Well, yeah. That's the point! And she'll be our Irish twin, a scant 20 months behind her sister.
It means "sorrow," but then Mary means "bitter," so I really have no moral authority there.
Mr. Rumboldt vs. Mrs. Slocum.
belated friday kitty
(with bonus squirrel)
(and pretty flowers)
For the love of God, somebody on this planet is Condi Rice's dental hygienist.
How sad is that?
Flory,
Geminis tend to either have strong shoulders or to have problems with their shoulders. For info on all signs/body parts check here.
Aeon,
Don't sweat it...when there's 973 channels to choose from (and still there's nothing on...) the mind boggles. But then, I'm older than dirt.
What were we talking about?
Courtesy commercial reminder:
Man With The Screaming Brain is now available for preorder (due out 10/04, good buddy) in the lobby for a scant $9.59. We now return you to your regularly scheduled schlockfest.
underwhelm -
Indeed.
Where O where is my Trevor Goodchilde?
" Former Soviet runway model now cleaning lady..."
the plot thickens.
You know you're getting old when you can't remember what channel number MTV is on your cable line up.. sheesh.
aeon_flux
It's, er, pretty close to CNN and The Weather Channel.
(bangs head on bookcase, realizing you're right)
But VH-1 Classics is 163!
Geminis tend to either have strong shoulders or to have problems with their shoulders
Don't forget the hemorroids.
All your bronchial tracts are belong to us!!!
Hey, I know Bruce Campbell wrote this tripe, but did you see who's credited with the original story idea?
Neil Bush, "based on a true story."
Mtv actually having raw live talent on with no vjays, makes one wish for more disasters.
jus kiddin.
Geminis are also pretty good with the manual dexterity. Just sayin.
You mean this bomb?
"What I think is really going on is resentment that the black victims in New Orleans, whom many white Mississippians consider inferior to them, are getting attention."
Man, russian cabbies get all the er lovin'
Geminis are also pretty good with the manual dexterity. Just sayin.
I *hope* you're talking about photographic skills...
Bulgaria doesn't seem like a very nice tourist destination.
Thers
At least the city of Sophia isn't a toxic toilet bowl at present...
Cheney is getting on top of the "Katrina Exercise". Yay.
I'd like to retract that statement.
bad joke, sorry, eddie had a nice lil intro- now pearl jam rippin into it.
"(with bonus squirrel)" -- radsaq
I hereby propose the name BonusSquirrel for the NYMary/Thersites baby if it's a boy.
Although Radsaq has its charm....
I warned you to beware the maid!
NYMary --
Are we allowed to tell people that you are going to have another baby then?
Hecate --
I did try writing something about poor St. Paul on the dead thread below.
Has SWR shown up here yet?
I *hope* you're talking about photographic skills...
==
No, you don't.
jeebus, i'm 20 mins. late.
who said Cancer's rule boobs? how come i don't get to rule boobs?
why is george bush a boob? further more, who died and made him king?
For the love of God, somebody on this planet is Condi Rice's dental hygienist.
How sad is that?
lipreader
Now that was funny.
" Geminis are also pretty good with the manual dexterity. Just sayin.
I *hope* you're talking about photographic skills..." --
Eli
Hey, use your talents as you see fit, I always say.
Just don't hurt anyone.
JeffCo-
Apparently it's difficult to find good help in Bulgaria, too.
No, you don't.
Okay.
...And we're back to the Drinking Liberally Philadelphia conversation from Sunday night.
Did y'all read the account of getting those Al Gore-sponsored hospital planes into New Orleans? What perseverance it took to get them there.
Oh christ. The trashy wife's not going to nail the doctor now, is she?
For the love of God, somebody on this planet is Condi Rice's dental hygienist.
How sad is that?
What about her hair stylist? Talk of about a horror show.
Condi Rice, making like Snoopy and the Red Baron...
http://loadedmouth.com/images/co.../
condi_rice.jpg
prez now has the right to 'disappear' anyone, anywhere, forever?
DearPrior,
I answered you below about St. Paul.
Is it already autumn up there?
Cheney is getting on top of the "Katrina Exercise". Yay.
Yeah, it's called "Operation I Don't Give A Shit".
Hm, eustachian tubes as well. Bonus!
NYMary --
Are we allowed to tell people that you are going to have another baby then?
What's that you say...?
Yeah = clean sheets!
Nothing much happening over at AmericaBlog.
Hey,
Check out the latest Political Comics at The Hollywood Liberal
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This Time I Mean It. &
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OpenDocument
From the heatland. - St Louis Post Dispatch
Not written by Hemmingway but it is pretty harsh (and broad). Definitely worth a read.
You can just... send your assistant out to retrieve bodies in Bulgaria? Are there not cops at all?
Catfight!!!
Wow, what a realistic catfight! Is they're not careful, they might actually hit each other!
Kind of a lame catfight, really...
You can just... send your assistant out to retrieve bodies in Bulgaria? Are there not cops at all?
They're a subsidiary of SCI.
darryl -- Neville Bros? What are you watching?
I am a Taurus.
My Daddy used to say that the difference between us was that he was decisive whereas I was pig headed.
mtv telethon.
For the love of God, somebody on this planet is Condi Rice's dental hygienist.
How sad is that?
What about her hair stylist? Talk of about a horror show.
I love how she wears those dominatrix boots with those old lady clothes of hers.
And that hair - one African-American friend of mine said "Honey, black women haven't worn their hair like that since the 1950s."
You can't say Bush is totally a coward. There HAS to be SOME element of danger getting a blow job from THOSE teeth.
Oh, and all that pancake makeup she wears? It only makes those acne scars MORE noticeable.
"For info on all signs/body parts check here." --
Hecate
Woohoo. Libra rules the adrenals, lower back, and blood vessels.
I tell you, I have never felt sexier in my life.
Although we do get the buttocks and the loins, so I guess it evens out.
My Daddy used to say that the difference between us was that he was decisive whereas I was pig headed.
==
I love that, Prior. I'm gonna have to steal it, too.
Now, WHAT does Scorpio rule?
gack- from buckwheat zydeco to trent reznor to pearl jam to neveille bros to......jewel.
aaack.
38 is my NEW FAVORITE NUMBER!
just read about another missing musician in NO, Barry Cowsill, of the well-known 60s family singing group, The Cowsills.
Sister Susan Cowsill, and husband Russell Broussard, formerly of the Contintental Drifters, made it out of NOla safely with their kids and pets, and the clothes on their backs, but Barry, who had moved to NO during the summer, was last seen on CNN video near the Convention Center. He apparently made a phone call to family members on the 10th. It is unclear whether he was evacuated out of the city or not.
WWLD
What would a Leo do?
And just who do we rule...the large, dark-nippled people?
(apologies to Steve Oedekerk...)
My mom plays better tennis than mary peirce.
darryl #2
Mary Pierce is STILL better than Anna Kournikova was.
All that attention for having NO talent!
" For the love of God, somebody on this planet is Condi Rice's dental hygienist.
How sad is that?"
I'm more concerned about all the skin tags she has on her face. For christ's sake, does the woman not have health insurance?
Marcia - mt understanding is that you guys rule the hips, which makes sense if you think about balance.
I am a Leo. Roooaaaarrrrrr
word, it's just that mary has blown two big finals this year,sad really.
N-Todd has a photo album up from Eschacon...
http://dohiyimir.typepad.com/pho...s/eschacon2005/
My Dad used the term 'Bloody Minded'.
.
bad joke, sorry, eddie had a nice lil intro- now pearl jam rippin into it.
darryl #7
damn, i missed eddie?
pearl jam is the only rock band i've been able to stand since neil young.
well, green day has gotten pretty good.
He in encouraging people to send photos- so if you have them- send them
I'm a Capricorn.
A sea goat.
What the hell is that?!
Do I leap from ledge to ledge deep in the Mariana Trench, snacking on toxic waste sinking down from the surface?
Huh...that does fit me....
Atrios - I think the easing of nuclear first strike options deserves a mention. (cross-commented at AmericaBlog)
From DailyKOS:
Meanwhile at the Pentagon, Nukes Are In Play
These lunatics are just a few pen strokes away from making nuclear first-strike options very very easy.
They already showed that they are incapable of any leadership. Now, they are making it easier to impose martial law here, and nuke opponents.
If we don't get Congress to yank them out of office soon, and they use the option (and you know they will), the world won't wait for us to act. The threat of a nuclear nutcase / nuclear Hitler will be squelched hard.
Folks,
The thing about a given sign "ruling" a given body part can easily mean that's the body part that you're likelty to have trouble with. As a Pisces who regularly breaks and sprains her ankles, let me assure you, it's as often a warning as a blessing.
Just saying
Because the story must be told!
Interview about Man with the Screaming Brain
1) OK so - tell us why we need to see your new movie Man With the Screaming Brain? What makes it unique and exciting?
Because it's not the type of movie you would see on an airplane. It's an odd-ball story that will hopefully appeal to the Evil Dead crowd as well as new folks. It's a very dark tale of greed, betrayal and revenge in Bulgaria - all with a brain transplant!
2) What made you want to step into the director's chair and has it been a challenge to make the transition from actor to director?
I've done it numerous times before on the Hercules and Xena TV shows, so the process wasn't a mystery, but it's always challenging because my homework at the end of each day instantly doubled.
3) Bruce, it seems that you are always more at home with comedy - but what makes you laugh? Can you tell us about some of the movies, or scenarios on set or day to day life, that crack you up?
I try to find humor in everything - otherwise, why are we here, to suffer? I think not. To me, humor can be found in anything from the bathroom, to slapstick, to even Three Stooges type violence. Pain can be very funny.
4) Tell me a bit about shooting your film in Bulgaria - some of the stories from the country and were you ever recognized out there?
Well, it's a country in transition from communism to capitalism, and the main reason we filmed there was because the average Bulgarian worker makes $110.00 a month. I enjoyed the experience from a sociological standpoint, but from a filmmaking point-of-view, shooting there was a pain in the ass. The workers were great, but the country had infrastructure problems that made every day activities unnecessarily complicated.
5) This is not the first project that have you directed - tell me about your previous directorial efforts and why you would urge your fans to seek them out...
I urge fans to do what they damn well please, but they can know that my goal is never to write beneath them, and that entertaining them is my #1 priority.
6) You have a great cast for Man with the Screaming Brain, which includes Ted Raimi and Stacy Keach - can you tell me some stories about directing these guys and how you got them involved?
I have always worked with Ted, as I've known him since he was 9. Ted is an indispensable part of what I do. Mr. Keach was a pleasure, mostly because he's a seasoned pro. He was brought in on very short notice, and he was everything I hoped for in the part. When casting goes right, you don't have much to worry about.
7) Judging from the pictures on your site, you will be subjected to some serious makeup in Man with the Screaming Brain - what are the challenges of the makeup chair as a lot of actors seem to hate it...
The biggest beef is sleep deprivation, because of the extra hours tacked on to an already long work day in order to apply the makeup. The number 2 beef is the degrading effects from the chemicals applied to your face. During the filming of Bubba Ho-Tep, my face was in a constant state of shred.
Paida,
Leos of the world unite! We have nothing to lose but our inordinate fascination with gazelles gamboling across the veldt...
Yeah, it's called "Operation I Don't Give A Shit".
Actually, I imagine Cheney does give a shit, but for the wrong reasons. Halliburton has already secured some post-Katrini contracts and no doubt will get a shitload more money thrown at it. He's probably been sizing up the area to see which places his boys can most easily get away with overcharging the tax-payers.
I wonder how much the Halliburton stock he holds has increased in value since he took office.
Just thinkin aloud...
Condi in dreadlocks might be kinda innarestin
Hecate --
On the contrary -- it is hot & humid -- Philly was nicer!
Checked out oyur medica; astrology link -- I seem to be a very heady kind of guy (see above comment from my father)
And that hair - one African-American friend of mine said "Honey, black women haven't worn their hair like that since the 1950s."
That is SO funny; I was talking to a gal in the supermarket who said almost exactly the same thing. You don't live near Detroit, do ya'? Maybe it was the same person....
NYMary, two of my sisters are just over 11 months apart, as sure as my mother's maiden name was O'Mahoney. If toni had been 4 days later they'd have been in the same calendar year.
I'm not using the pronoun "it" for SWR yet but I sure won't talk to him any time soon.
Mr. Rumboldt vs. Mrs. Slocum.
ugly bag of mostly water |
"On THAT, I am UNANIMOUS!"
Nothing like a good gazelle on the veldt....
Sea goat?
Horny sailor?
IT MAKES SENSE!!!!
And that hair - one African-American friend of mine said "Honey, black women haven't worn their hair like that since the 1950s."
That is SO funny; I was talking to a gal in the supermarket who said almost exactly the same thing. You don't live near Detroit, do ya'? Maybe it was the same person....
ThinlyVeiled
I live inNJ, work in Philly.
My friend Jacquelyn can't stand Condi.
She always says "WHAT is that bitch SMOKIN'?????"
I'm loving this horrible movie.
Truth be told...
We Leos are really a bunch of pussies...
Scratch us behind the ears and we'll follow you anywhere.
Leos of the world unite! W
Oh, Fred, there's no chance of that happening. Leos tend to prefer to be the center of attention. I can't imagine what a group of Leos would be like....
Just thinkin aloud...
Condi in dreadlocks might be kinda innarestin
My vote is for a fab Angela Davis-style 'fro.
Stacy Keach sure is a great actor.
Cheney was born under the sign of the Dick.
Cheney was born under the sign of the Dick.
Has Freidman come to jeebus at last?
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/0...%20L%
20Friedman
Hecate - every Aries I know, which is a bunch, has at least one head/facial scar. (they *rule* the head)
"Marcia - mt understanding is that you guys rule the hips, which makes sense if you think about balance." --
mena
That would go along with the whole buttocks/loins area, I guess.
Karen Huges in dreadlocks....mebbe not.
Correction re the post on Barry Cowsill. He made a phone call on the the September 01, not 10.
I think Condi would look nice in a "fired in disgrace for utter incompetence" outfit.
Terry C,
That bitch is smokin' some Bush boner...all 2 inches of it.
Jenna's dad wuz the milkman...
Not Jenna's wuz the TV repairman.
Diane --
Condi in dread locks -- thank you so much for that image! (SHEESH!)
lavalamp,
IIRC, the Cowsills were the model for the Partridge Family.
I can't imagine what a group of Leos would be like....
I can... I have three brothers and a son who are all Leos. Thanksgiving is not pretty.
Condi Rice, making like Snoopy and the Red Baron...
http://loadedmouth.com/images/co.../ condi_rice.jpg
Richard
That is one UGLY bee-yotch!
NYMary,
Condi in a Davis 'fro?
Yeh...
I like the visual.
Bush to deploy battle robots to Hurricane area...
Katrinabot 4000: Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply. Your civil rights are currently in effect. You have 15 seconds to comply. If you cannot afford an attorney one will be provided for you. You have 5 seconds to comply. Three...two...one...You are in direct violation of penal code 1-13, section 9. I am now authorized to use necessary physical force...zzzzt!
Katrina body count updated to: 400
only found this on a French web site:
Le bilan de Katrina approche les 400 morts
There's a fair number of Leos hereabouts.
Just sayin'....
A New Orleans police commander whom none of the four could identif
The whole Boosh abministration would be just
Here's a piece Campbell wrote for the Landmark cinema chain's FLM magazine. Scroll back next commercial break.
What Is It Really Like To Film In A Different Country?
by Bruce Campbell, director/co-writer/star of Man with the Screaming Brain
As a filmmaker, the issue of where you shoot is a critical part of the process. What audience members don’t always realize is the extent to which a filmmaker must adapt his or her piece when producers, in their interest to save money, shoot in countries that don’t necessarily service the needs of a given story.
Over the years, economic conditions have pushed productions away from the U.S. As a result, I’ve worked on TV shows and films in Mexico, Canada, South Africa, France, and I spent six years on and off in New Zealand. But of all the distant locations, Bulgaria was by far the most challenging. My film, Man with the Screaming Brain, became a good example of “adaptation by necessity.”
The answer to the question “why shoot there?” lies in the simple fact that the average Bulgarian worker earns $110.00—a month. The U.S. can’t compete with that scenario, so producers wind up taking even average stories to the strangest places.
When we were in Bulgaria, there were at least half a dozen other film productions going at the same time. Demand for English-speaking, “American-like” actors was so huge, talent was pulled from nearby U.S. military bases. One American fellow who worked for the Peace Corps jumped on the Bulgarian film train and quickly racked up some 18 credits—playing anything from a marine to a sonar technician—and almost always getting killed.
I ran into this very busy, self-described “non-actor” on the streets of Sofia and mentioned that he looked very dapper.
“Oh, thanks,” he said, confidently. “I just had an audition for Hallmark as an F.B.I guy—and I don’t even get killed!”
Aside from incredibly cheap prices, Bulgaria had little to offer my story, which was originally set in East Los Angeles. Part of the former Soviet Bloc, Bulgaria was ironically one of the “whitest” places on earth. Where was I to find people of color? Would I have to cast Gypsies as Latinos?
It seemed like a bad idea all the way around, so to prevent a sociological train wreck, I decided to embrace the unknown, adapt my story to match the location, and make the best of it. In the end, re-writing Man with the Screaming Brain for Bulgaria worked in our favor. I was able to capitalize on post-communist locations that would be otherwise unavailable to the average film (like an abandoned airport terminal and an incomplete subway system), and thankfully, my Bulgarian cast didn’t have to pretend they were from California.
During production, communication was a huge issue. One translator was assigned to the crew, and one was assigned to me as the director. They both worked non-stop, but I couldn’t help but feel that something got lost in the tedious process. To combat the information drain, I purchased a dry erase board. Whenever words failed during a meeting, I could always resort to scribbling a picture.
The saddest of all “lost in translation” moments came the day I stepped out of our “lab” set and found my translator, Assia, in tears.
“What’s with her?” I asked Joel, the assistant director.
“She’s crying because they’re about to wreck her Vespa.”
That exchange wouldn’t mean much to the casual listener, but it represented everything frustrating about filming in a different culture. Previously, I’d taken numerous meetings with the “transportation” department, and we discussed the Vespa issue ad nauseum. I was repeatedly assured that the one they secured could not only be painted pink, but it could be destroyed as indicated in the script.
“Holy crap, the Vespa is Assia’s?” I asked, incredulous.
“Yeah. They never told her they were gonna wreck it.”
“That’s horrible.”
“That’s not the worst part,” Joel said, cracking a wry smile. “It was a birthday gift from her father.”
I hunted down the transportation guys and we exchanged some “words.” In this case, it didn’t matter that we spoke different languages—everyone knew exactly what was being said.
I don’t want to pick on Bulgarians. To be sure, they were eager to please the onslaught of loud American filmmakers, and I was grateful for their hard work. But the next time you watch a movie that doesn’t look or feel quite right, read the fine print in the end credits. What you thought was “Detroit” could very well have been filmed in a different hemisphere.
I'm a Leo with a forehead scar I got when I wuz 5...but my honey is an Aries...does that make me clairvoyant or sumphin?
aeon flux--trust me, you don't need to be a dem to blog along. A lot of nonDems here, babe.
You've just got to appreciate the finer aspects of high culture movies.
Karen Huges in dreadlocks....mebbe not.
Diane
Karen Hughes:
What Bigfoot looks like without all that hair!
neil young and emmy lou.
Mr. Rumboldt vs. Mrs. Slocum.
ugly bag of mostly water |
"On THAT, I am UNANIMOUS!"
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
"And so is my pussy!"
Stacy Keach! I thought he looked familiar under the hair and stuff
(and pretty flowers)
radsaq -9:42 pm
IIRC, the Cowsills were the model for the Partridge Family.
I loved the Cowsills! When I was 8 or so I had a huge crush on the little girl in the group.
NYMary--don't know if there are any other Sagittarius animals besides Phila and me. And I have no clue as to what a Sagittarius should be like.
Does it say anything about cooking?
Condi in dreadlocks might be kinda innarestin
My vote is for a fab Angela Davis-style 'fro.
God, I would pay good money to see Angela Davis left alone for ten minutes with Condi. She would SO rip that bitch a new one.
I have a Libra husband and daughter, so I am familiar with snark^n.
Condi should go for the Grace Jones look, and sneer whenever the cameras are on her.
Condi with dreadlocks?!?
Dat lazy rasta bitch!
Haile Selassie would shove her Ferragamos right through the gap between her teeth were the Lion of Judah still alive...
So is Bruce Campbell's character an Aries, then?
My vote is for a fab Angela Davis-style 'fro.
NYMary
picked to spherical perfection
oh, yeah...congrats mary and thersites
Breaking!!!
Rehnquist died! No, that wasn't it...
Judy Miller went to prison for our Freedom! No, not that, either...
Damn.. it was right there, on the tips of my fingers... ummm... this is embarassing... whew! golly... uhhh.. oh yeah, I've got it!
Tomorrow changed everything!!
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interesting thing about astrology:
they say that depending on your birth chart, you can figure out what part of the globe will be the best place for you to live.
I tried it out and it was surprisingly accurate for 4 out of 5 cities I have lived in.
I am just waiting to move to Dublin because according to my chart, that's where my inate writing talent will spring to life and I will be able to write a paragraph with more than one sentence!
I think it's called astrogeography or something.
you can input your data over at www.astro.com and check out the astro travel option for yours
camera pans past neil young to an old dog sleeping at the percussionists feet.
cool.
I can't imagine what a group of Leos would be like....
Is that anything like a Flock of Seagulls?
Does Scorpio rule the naughty bits, by any chance?
I think Condi would look nice in a "fired in disgrace for utter incompetence" outfit.
Thers
The whole Boosh abministration would be just bitchin' in orange.
Hell-O-Scam is getting very creative lately...
"don't know if there are any other Sagittarius animals besides Phila and me." -- Sallyh
I have Sag rising and Sag moon. You must have a lot of Cancer or Taurus to override the antidomesticalness of Sagittarius. Or maybe astrology is for entertainment purposes only.
You guys see this one over at Metafilter
Blackwater mercenaries patrolling the streets of New Orleans. They're even confiscating legal weapons. Oh, what will the NRA loving Republicans say, Bush confiscating guns from citizens.
Once, when I had hair, I had a fro...
~sigh~
Ooo, they're gonna put snotty wife into freaky robot! Awesome!
Stacy Keach! I thought he looked familiar under the hair and stuff
aeon_flux
Sargeant Stedenko!
Once, when I had hair, I had a fro...
Your last fro.
Karen Hughes:
What Bigfoot looks like without all that hair!
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
Wow...something just occurred to me...I've never seen Big Foot and Karen Hughes in the same place.
That's spooky, eh?
Danny Partridge was a rethug.
So, heard anything about this Hollywood comedy about an arms merchant? the Nick Cage vehicle?
The bigger the bust, the better the boost!
Oh, what will the NRA loving Republicans say, Bush confiscating guns from citizens.
Roger Tugboat
NRA ain't gonna say or do shit.
The weapons are being confiscated from poor black people.
Does Scorpio rule the naughty bits, by any chance?
Yep. And, er, the hinder, according to Hecate's chart.
anybody heard the band follow for now?
steve, are you around?
when i get bummed when my fro lies flat, I remember those with no hair.
She asked me why...
Why
I'm a hairy guy
I'm hairy
noon and nite
Hair
That's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
I don't know!
It's not for lack of bread
But like the Grateful Dead...
Wait...was I quoting Up In Smoke or a Playtex Living Bra ad?
Danny Partridge was a rethug.
Central Scrutinizer
Remember Alex Keaton on Family Ties.
What a Reaganoid little shit!
The bigger the bust, the better the boost!
The looser the waistband...
Thanks for the link to the St. Louis Dispatch. Great read and let's hope it just keeps building.
Kurt Loder -- puleeeze
Too late for old monk -- night moonbats -- maybe I can catch yu in the morning after Mass
Oh, what will the NRA loving Republicans say, Bush confiscating guns from citizens.
--Roger Tugboat
Since the citizens in question are poor, black, and non-Republican, I'm sure the NRA-loving Repukes will have no problem with it.
Does Scorpio rule the naughty bits, by any chance?
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
That'd be cool.
.
A group of Leos would be a pride, would it not?
I think this astrology stuff is all bull.........why, yes, I am a Taurus.
Gee, no sooner do I get into the conversation than everyone wanders into another room. Is this where the keg is?
me too, lately.
woooohoooo.
Hecate - every Aries I know, which is a bunch, has at least one head/facial scar. (they *rule* the head)
This one sports two (one gruesome number thankfully behind the hairline) and I've had 3 or 4 teeth knocked out on various occasions.
Kurt Loder -- puleeeze
I went to high school with Serena Altschul...
The bigger the bust, the better the boost!
Uncle Smokes
Well, my mama talka to me
Gonna tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her
'Cause my head is like a siege!
Here's a piece Campbell wrote
Bruce Campbell for president!!!!!
Send him to Washington to show those screwheads what-for!
Bruce's message to Republicans...
http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35...3547/
army31.wav
Yeh, but Alex Keeton's mom was the ULTIMATE "milf"...
NRA ain't gonna say or do shit.
The weapons are being confiscated from poor black people.
Well, the wingnut blogs hadn't goten their talking points earlier today, when they were tirading about the NRA as a civil rights organization. But I'm sure they'll fall in line just as you predict.
Very nice pictures and heartwarming material up at my homepage, BTW...
"I think it's called astrogeography or something."
if people believe in astrology, they'll believe anything.
Turn that thing down!
Does Scorpio rule the naughty bits, by any chance?
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
That'd be cool.
.
agave accidental texan |
The....naughty bits!
Loder-
nothing sorrier than watching loder reporting on britney spears latest exploits like he's peter jennings.
Back to the Clintons. Why is Bill propping up members of the Bush family evil empire? And while we are at it, why do about 75% of Congressional Democrats support the Bush agenda including Iraq, Bankruptcy laws, NCLB, Highway pork, Medicare reform etc.
Talk about enablers!!! Even you Mary Landrieu
NYMary, they were, and Susan Cowsill, the littlest one, grew up to have, arguably one of the best goddamn voices I've ever heard. A real belter.
Check out The Continental Drifters'
Vermillion, and Better Day, in particular "the Rain Song" on the former.
Two great albums. The Drifters were an amazing all star amalgamation centered in New Orleans, also included well known writer singer Peter Holsapple, who was formerly married to Cowsill, and Cowsill's writing partner, Vicki Robertson, formerly of the Bangles.
Oh. My. God.
ugly bag--you're a Sag, too?
I'm a Sagittarius with a Virgo moon and Capricorn rising. I have no clue what that makes me.
TC, FM: We definitely seem to be on the same wavelength tonite.
Ahianne,
I'd be lion if I said I disagreed...
if people believe in astrology, they'll believe anything.
gary in fl
If they believe in Intelligent Design, they'll believe anything!
So that hip-hop robot bit is what warranted the sudden advisory about this segment?
It wasn't strong enough..
Has Freidman come to jeebus at last?
Not exactly. He still makes all sorts of idiot statements and false comparasons. But better than the flat earth shit, for real.
I went to high school with Serena Altschul... Eli
Who among us did not dream of stuffin' Martha's muffin?
"Earache My Eye" was one of the first records I ever owned.
Sallyh,
I'm surprised you're a Sag. Do you know your moon and rising signs?
Doesn't the discovery of a tenth planet kinda screw up modern astrology?
NRA ain't gonna say or do shit.
The weapons are being confiscated from poor black people.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
Well, NRA being the National Rednecks Association...
Loder is like the creepy older brother of your best friend
gb:
We covered that shit on the last thread.
Now let's leave it there!
I went to high school with Serena Altschul...
Of. course. you. did.
thats one for the memory-hole.
is loder still stinking up the joint, I mean he must have something on somebody to have lasted as long as he did, or still does.
.
What's November 1.
Scorpio...............
JeffCO,
Whatever did you alien Quispy fuckers do with Quake, anyway?!?
thats one for the memory-hole.
Where is she now, anyway???
Sheesh. If I ever start sharing a brain with Eli because watertiger kills us, I hope he's not going to start acting like a dick about the cole slaw.
I went to high school with Serena Altschul...
Eli
say it with style dude...
Serena Altschuk went to school with me
Hmmm, a scotch sounds good right now... (pads off to the kitchen)
Very nice pictures and heartwarming material up at my homepage, BTW...
Thers, You and NYMary make such beautiful kids.
I read something about the Cowsills a few years ago in "People".
I understand Daddy Cowsill was a lot like Murray Wilson, the father of Brian, Carl and Dennis Wilson.
A real prick, in other words!
Away from the Clintons. Why don't more Republican youth join he military?
Talk about hypocrites! Even you Jonah Goldberg
"thats one for the memory-hole.
Where is she now, anyway???"
getting me a beer, want her to say hi?
Folks,
The thing about a given sign "ruling" a given body part can easily mean that's the body part that you're likelty to have trouble with.
does this mean i'm not going to get to rule any boobs?
it's not fair. woot gets to rule boobs. do we even know if he's a cancer.
actually, i understood intuitively. my mother was a breast cancer survivor, twice. couldn't beat the lung cancer tho. i think she was a capricorn, Dec. 25th. what ever that is, besides the pretend birthday of baby jesus.
Gee this is basically the same story as The Man with Two Brains. Too bad it lacks the light comic touch of your Steve Martin.
The whole Boosh abministration would be just bitchin' in orange.
They'd look like a bunch of Creamsicles. Strangely appropriate though, I must say.
Freidman?!?
Friedman!!! Fer chrissake...
"Peace man"...what a misnomer.
All he be saying...
Is give war a chance!
Whatever did you alien Quispy fuckers do with Quake, anyway?!? Fred Woolsey
Well, until recently he labored in Pat Roberston's diamond mine.
Danny Partridge was a rethug.
==
Really. I always wanted to smack that little mug.
I'm actually more concerned about the thought of heavily armed, private, corporate mercenaries patrolling the streets of the United States. Where is the National Guard?
Judge Bork is on cspan. He looks like, well, imagine you opened Martha Washington's coffin about 50 years after she died.
I'm a Sagittarius with a Virgo moon and Capricorn rising. I have no clue what that makes me.
Yes, but where did you find all of that out?
Sheesh. If I ever start sharing a brain with Eli because watertiger kills us, I hope he's not going to start acting like a dick about the cole slaw.
I hope you like sushi.
say it with style dude...
Serena Altschuk went to school with me
Well, I *was* there first...
if people believe in astrology, they'll believe anything.
gary in fl
If George W Bush said he believed in the influences of astrology would the regulars here criticize him?
Folks the 15th Century ended 500 years ago.
I can't imagine what a group of Leos would be like....
Is that anything like a Flock of Seagulls?
Well, I'm a Leo, and I see nothing but soaring birds!
Aeon,
I lift my glass o' Dalmore in yer general direction...
Will the evacuees be able to vote by absentee ballot?
They still let Loder out of his coffin to do MTV news? ugh. whatever happened to that Tabitha whachacaller?
Actually, MuchMusic from Canada kicked MTV's ass all the way around back in the late 80's & early 90's (satellite dish at the time).
Man With Two Brains has one of my favoritest movie lines ever:
"You're playing God, man!"
"Well, somebody has too!"
Oh, here's the vespa....
I'm Sagittarius, Taurus rising, Moon Venus and Mars in Aquarius.
(Also Sun conjunct the center of the galaxy, which i bring out to impress the easily impressed.)
But Prior, if you're still here, I have a theological question: does Paul ever quote Jesus? I've read at least one article that says he doesn't--that "all he preaches is the empty tomb."
"Get off my Vespa, you ugly man!"
what the hell?
John Corbett looks like he'n in a lynard skinard tribute band.
If George W Bush said he believed in the influences of astrology would the regulars here criticize him?
Folks the 15th Century ended 500 years ago.
Agent Orange
I wouldn't plan my day around astrology but it CAN be entertaining!
Creamsicle Junta would be a great band name.
Philosopher King--when my daughter was born, a friend of mine who does charts did one for her, and for her dad and me.
That was 1985.
Wow, Devo-bot wife has some utterly unconvincing breasts.
This is getting weirder and weirder...
"Earache My Eye" was one of the first records I ever owned.
Mom gave by brother and I money to buy one 45" each.
He got ZZ Top's "Tush"
I got the Bee Gees' "Jive Talkin'"
Yes, the delicate handwriting was on the wall even then.
Stop.
Her.
She's.
Getting.
Away.
If George W Bush said he believed in the influences of astrology would the regulars here criticize him?
Heh. It would certainly be within the realm of his idiocy of "Faith"
John Corbett looks like he'n in a lynard skinard tribute band.
darryl #9
Isn't he dating that Repug, Bo Derek?
She bitched one time that she couldn't get work because of her political affiliation.
Howard Stern said "No, it's because she can't act!"
I remember when she did the Tarzan movie. Embarassing, to say the least.
spinoza, just checked out the Borkster, and your description was so dead on I was howling.
BTW, the Mrs. and I both knew C-SPAN's station, but neither could find MTV. Sigh.
Where is she now, anyway???
Dude, she went to your Highschool!
I stopped watching MTV shortly after they went reality.
.
Folks the 15th Century ended 500 years ago.
Ehh, I think most of us here are just goofing off. It's not like we want it taught in public schools. Now, the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, that's serious stuff.
Gee this is basically the same story as The Man with Two Brains. Too bad it lacks the light comic touch of your Steve Martin.
NYMary
Not exactly, NYMary. The man with two brains was about a mad scientist with many brains in jars. You are thinking of the movie he did with Lily Tomlin. All of Me, I think, where they both shared one body.
Where IS The National Guard?
If George W Bush said he believed in the influences of astrology would the regulars here criticize him?
I don't think Chimpy could remember more than one sign.
I hope you like sushi.
Not really. Hope you like Guinness...
We'll have a race! Yeah, that's the answer...
Terry C--I'd heard Papa Cowsill was an alcoholic bastard who refused to work after he left the Navy. I had friends in Woonsocket, RI who knew of them.
ADVISERS appointed by Tony Blair after the London bombings are proposing to scrap the Jewish Holocaust Memorial Day because it is regarded as offensive to Muslims.
They want to replace it with a Genocide Day that would recognise the mass murder of Muslims in Palestine, Chechnya and Bosnia as well as people of other faiths.
The draft proposals have been prepared by committees appointed by Blair to tackle extremism. He has promised to respond to the plans, but the threat to the Holocaust Day has provoked a fierce backlash from the Jewish community.
Holocaust Day was established by Blair in 2001 after a sustained campaign by Jewish leaders to create a lasting memorial to the 6m victims of Hitler. It is marked each year on January 27.
What's November 1.
Scorpio...............
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
All saints/souls day
More so, my b-day!
.
this guy on mtv is good.
Marc Broussard?
Astrology is fun stuff
People dying because of presidential ineptitude...
Now that's serious.
If George W Bush said he believed in the influences of astrology would the regulars here criticize him?
People on this blog?... criticize Bush?... hmmmm...
I'll have to think about that one and get back to you.
Sallyh - those are three of the (supposedly) least *nurturing* signs going. See how special you really are.
Dude, she went to your Highschool!
I stopped watching MTV shortly after they went reality.
She appears to be some sort of CBS correspondent now. Lordhelp.
"Doesn't the discovery of a tenth planet kinda screw up modern astrology?" --
Uncle Smokes
No, I think some schools predicted it.
The thing that really screws up modern astrology is the wobble of the earth's axis. The constellations are no longer in the same places (relative to the earth) that they were when astrology was developed.
"i think she was a capricorn, Dec. 25th. what ever that is, besides the pretend birthday of baby jesus."
As a "Christmas Baby" myself, we're all Capricorns by a few days.
BTW - being born on christmas sucks ass so bad you wouldn't believe it.
"That robot chick broke my pussy finger!"
Sallyh,
WOONSOCKET is, like, one of the coolest names of any locale on earth...
...jes' sayin'...
hecate--Moon = Virgo. Rising = Capricorn.
Wow, Devo-bot wife has some utterly unconvincing breasts.
got anything I could use for, uh, a comparison...?
I think Nina Blackwell is Rita Cosby's mom.
Lordhelp.
Indeed.
.
This is getting weirder and weirder...
Hearing theme song to *Twilight Zone*
"Where IS The National Guard?"
Iraq.
Not really. Hope you like Guinness...
We're screwed.
Where IS The National Guard?
Shouldn't you be asking that question at the right-wing blogs?
Or are you afraid of them?
I'm actually more concerned about the thought of heavily armed, private, corporate mercenaries patrolling the streets of the United States. Where is the National Guard?
George Bush sent them to Iraq, last I heard.
What's November 1.
Scorpio...............
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
All saints/souls day
More so, my b-day!
.
agave accidental texan |
I meant, the whole cusp thing.
I just missed Halloween by a few hours.
To quote Mick Jagger, they'll never make a saint of me!
Fred -- one of my favorite old NY'er toons was of two guys sitting at a bar discussing the change of seasons and one guy sez, "I'm so glad gin season is over and scotch season is beginning." (or something like that - you had to have been there)
I AM the proud lifetime lessee of a square foot of Islay as a Friend of Laphroaig. Mmmm smoky, peaty...
"You're playing God, man!"
"Well, somebody has too!"
Napoleon: I heard you speaking to someone.
Sonja: Oh, I was praying.
Napoleon: But I heard two voices.
Sonja: Well, I do both parts.
-- James Tolkan and Diane Keaton, Love and Death
I understand Daddy Cowsill was a lot like Murray Wilson, the father of Brian, Carl and Dennis Wilson.
A real prick, in other words!
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
Not a patch on old man Jackson, though...
You astrology people, I was born on the same day as John Hinckley in the same general area. I don't know about the time of day.
Only thing is I don't care about Jody Foster.
How many Dems are going to the Nuernberg rally tomorrow. I am sure Hilary will be standing with her family friends the Bushes.
Not exactly, NYMary. The man with two brains was about a mad scientist with many brains in jars. You are thinking of the movie he did with Lily Tomlin. All of Me, I think, where they both shared one body.
descartes
I am sooooo scared that you know that. Do we thing Bruce Campbell will waltz with himself by the end?
Spinoza - I saw bork and you are so right it hurts. I had to wipe the whole teevee down with bleach too, but that's beside the point.
WOONSOCKET is, like, one of the coolest names of any locale on earth...
My stepmother and I got lost on the way to a party in Rhode Island, and discovered that *all* roads lead to Woonsocket. Fucking spooky.
Hecate - every Aries I know, which is a bunch, has at least one head/facial scar. (they *rule* the head)
mena =10:00 pm
i'm aries (4/20/46, on the cusp of taurus, so mebbe that doesn't count); i don't think i have any face/head scars...though i've taken a few whacks in my time...
btw, i need you to email me your postal address, so i can return your cds...
the road trip shor was fun, dahlin...
NYMary, shouldn't you be in bed, missy?
"That robot chick broke my pussy finger!"
I can honestly say I have never seen those words strung together before.
I first read that sentence as "That robot chicken broke my pussy finger!" and the mentalimage was quite disturbing...
A wall of protein? Yum.
Bind them, but lift and separate:
I think Stacy Keach just reinvented the Wonderbra!
My sign is Derry & Toms: April 29th to March 22nd. Even dates only.
"Ehh, I think most of us here are just goofing off"
As opposed to the last thread, which was ugly and NOT fun!
Yes, I am afraid of right-wing blogs.
(((MENA)))
Howdy, babe. How goes it?
Folks the 15th Century ended 500 years ago.
Ehh, I think most of us here are just goofing off.
Geez I hope you're at least right about the "most"!
"mister have you seen my child?
been 4 days since the devil come.'
been 4 days , i couldn't hold on"
we knew the levee would break,
Didnt have no car, mister tell me where i coulda gone.
Mister could you tell me what took so long"
Mellissa everidge wrote this song for the telethon.
Not a patch on old man Jackson, though...
Doozer |
A buddy of mine calls him "Blackenstein."
NYMary, shouldn't you be in bed, missy?
She's having trouble relaxing enough to sleep ever since I shook hands with that robot chick, for some reason.
Do we thing Bruce Campbell will waltz with himself by the end? NYMary
You DO NOT want to miss the end credits. And SciFi better not mess 'em up.
And All of Me is a total laugh riot!
singing it now a capeella
Or maybe Hillary will bring her new partner in health care reform Newt to the rally tomorrow.
does Paul ever quote Jesus? I've read at least one article that says he doesn't--that "all he preaches is the empty tomb."
No.
Ever see the documentary "The God Who Wasn't There?
a friend of mine who does charts did one for her, and for her dad and me.
That was 1985.
Gotcha.
Iv'e always been a bit sceptical and curious at the same time.
Pattern recognition does happen to be a strong suite of humanity....
Bruce Campbell just gave himself a swirly, or was that igor?
Hecate:
If you're still here....
Thanks for the info...surprise surprise I have a torn up rotator cuff.
Yes, I am afraid of right-wing blogs.
Roger Tugboat |
"I'm afraid of Americans......."
Uncle Blodge,
Just a wacky Saturday Night Fever reference, never fear.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
So we share the same B-day!
What IS the cusp story!
.
A buddy of mine calls him "Blackenstein."
I have that on tape...
I never goof off. It makes you go blind you know.
one of my favorite old NY'er toons was of two guys sitting at a bar discussing the change of seasons and one guy sez, "I'm so glad gin season is over and scotch season is beginning."
aeon_flux - 10:25 pm
mine:
two oldsters feeding the pigeons on a bench, one says to the other: "I plan to die before there's a technology that will force me to live to 135."
yum: Laphroaig
Yes, I am afraid of right-wing blogs.
Then have at it.
I was once on the "M" train from Lawrence Street to Atlantic Avenue when a saxophonist/panhandler got on our car...he wasn't half bad. Before Atl. Av., he called out, "Next stop...the 'Twilight Zone'!" and wailed the most awesome "do-do-do-do do-do-do-do" since Rod Serling smoked his last Chesterfield...I gave the dude a buck...which, in 1975 dollars, is a tank o' gas...
i'm aries (4/20/46, on the cusp of taurus
Hey, you share a birthday with Hitler! How festive.
Melissa Etheridge wrote this song for the telethon.
darryl #9
She kicks ass!
I hope she beats that cancer.
"Just a wacky Saturday Night Fever reference, never fear."
No worries
However, for a moment I was terrified of robot chickens.
The wifebot is just freaking me out...
Ted Raimi is hilarious, tho.
Don't believe that "not the time for pointing fingers", nonsense. That's what you do on a federal project. A few guys stand around pointing fingers and a few more guys stand around and watch them point.
Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal scallopini!
A buddy of mine calls him "Blackenstein."
I have that on tape...
Eli |
Wasn't that "Blacula"?
William Marshall and that wonderful voice.
camera pans past neil young to an old dog sleeping at the percussionists feet.
double damn, i need to get my computer into the same room with my TV.
This seems to be a pretty contentious thread, but if we're going to be angry, here's something worth it: From Needlenose.
The latest reason for American soldiers to die
"The U.S. military presence in Iraq will be greatly reduced in two years, with troops based there only to intimidate neighbors, Iraq President Jalal Talabani said Friday during a visit to Washington." (Source)
I'm sure the parents and spouses who will become "Gold Star Families" when their sons and daughters are killed fulfilling this new "mission" will be delighted to hear it.
~ ~ ~
Hope the newly emboldened Washington press corps really presses Scotty about this on Monday. Of course, Little Scotty will just tell them to talk to the State Department. or the Pentagon? or Darth Cheney? Who does vet the raison du jour?
(I think I'm tired--keep transposing letters. Eek. G'nite, all.)
"Mellissa everidge wrote this song for the telethon." --
darryl #9
If I were a singer, I would want a voice like Melissa Etheridge.
I hope she beats that cancer.
I keep telling you, we need election reform first.
OK,
Since this is an open thread, has anyone here been reading about the glut of GOP pigs like DeLie who think they can shove more tax credits for charter schools and small bidness through congress due to this tragedy? Yep. More farking tax cuts.
I just checked Condi Rice's natal chart and it's seriously fucked up. There are at least 3 T-squares in it, maybe more.
They say that a person with a T square has serious issues to deal with.
One of hers is Mars 90 degree to Sun 90 degree to Uranus. That's why the snarl is always on her lips.
Hey, you share a birthday with Hitler! How festive.
Thers
"The Fuhrer was sweet
The Fuhrer was kind
Once he said to me 'Franz......OUCH!"
She's having trouble relaxing enough to sleep ever since I shook hands with that robot chick, for some reason.
She'd kick your ass, and you know it.
one of my favorite old NY'er toons was of two guys sitting at a bar discussing the change of seasons and one guy sez, "I'm so glad gin season is over and scotch season is beginning."
aeon_flux - 10:25 pm
mine:
two oldsters feeding the pigeons on a bench, one says to the other: "I plan to die before there's a technology that will force me to live to 135."
mine: Guy standing on a corner with a cart just like the ones they sell hot dogs from. Only this cart is labeled "Content"
WB Yeats believed deeply in astrology and he won a Nobel Prize.
Wasn't that "Blacula"?
William Marshall and that wonderful voice.
I have that too. And Scream, Blacula, Scream.
Soul Vengeance (black guy takes revenge on whiteys who did him wrong by strangling them... but not with his hands) and the Dolemite movies are my favorites, though.
"Hey, you share a birthday with Hitler! How festive." --
Thers
It's always 4:20 somewhere *lighting up a fatty*...
Aeon,
Laphroaig is, perhaps, the closest we humans can get to the soul of the divine...
But Dalmore ain't bad, and it's way cheaper.
Woody - it was such a blast. Where we going next year? 
You astrology people, I was born on the same day as John Hinckley in the same general area. I don't know about the time of day.
Only thing is I don't care about Jody Foster
Astrology?! Pshaw!
Let's get real--Hinckley was a product of CIA/World Vision/MK Ultra.
"I majored in bar stool!"
Catfight 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Mena--they are?
I must have other stuff, or it's purely for entertainment value
evening bats.
I just got back from Fighting Bob Fest and have photos and qoutes from speakers up:
Rep. Conyers
Sen. Feinglod
Rep. Bernie Sanders,
Rep. Tammy Baldwin and newcomer (she is good) Rep.Gwen Moore
Some good fiery speeches.
Hey bigvic, you gorgeous Leo kitty you.
If you do a yahoo search for "kid wedgie pictures," my blog comes up thirteenth.
"The Fuhrer was sweet
The Fuhrer was kind
Once he said to me 'Franz......OUCH!"
Terry C,
"and he was an artist. He could paint an entire flat, 2 coats, in one day."
.
WB Yeats believed deeply in astrology and he won a Nobel Prize.
Thers
How is astrology any more stupid than believing in an invisible cloud being?
If you do a yahoo search for "kid wedgie pictures," my blog comes up thirteenth.
*Now* what will you live for?
WB Yeats believed deeply in astrology and he won a Nobel Prize.
Thers | Email | Homepage | 09.10.05 - 10:33 pm | #
Yes, but wasn't that pre 9-11?
I'm back too - damned electric breaker that doesn't quite fit properly. Good thing I'm chums with my contractor and he wanted to get out of the house on a Saturday night. And I made him take my last damned watermelon with him! Hurrah!
hey Marsha -- share the wealth, darlin' (inhales deeply)
Yeats also once fought a"sorcerous duel" with Aleister Crowley through the London streets at midnight.
"Astrology?! Pshaw!
Let's get real--Hinckley was a product of CIA/World Vision/MK Ultra." --
Uncle Smokes
I'm pretty sure Scientologists were involved somehow.
Eli--are you worried you'd end up with a wifebot?
Anyway, wherever did you get the idea that you could ask serious questions at right-wing blogs?
"and he was an artist. He could paint an entire flat, 2 coats, in one day."
"He was better lookin' than Churchill
He had more hair!"
Eli--are you worried you'd end up with a wifebot?
If it went bad, I could just suggest that she take a nice hot bath...
How is astrology any more stupid than believing in an invisible cloud being?
Ask Nancy Reagan.
*burp*
mmm...just got back from dinner uptown. A hearty two thumbs up for the pecan-crusted chicken.
Hecate - One of my favorites is two poodles sitting at a bar, smoking and drinking, and the one is saying to the other:
"They're all sons of bitches."
scout,
If we do EschaCon 2 in Chicago, you think we can get Feingold?
WB Yeats believed deeply in astrology and he won a Nobel Prize.
Thers, we know you love Yeats. We all love Yeats. He was a great poet.
But there's no Nobel Prize for Believing in Astrology.
We still love you.
"He was better lookin' than Churchill
He had more hair!"
"Ze Fuhrer did not say baby!"
Kenosha Kid--you're scaring me
i'm aries (4/20/46, on the cusp of taurus
Actually... transits can occur on any day from the 15th to the 24th, you really need to check an ephemeris. The 20th-22nd is just a simplified formalization. If the particular planet or node or whatever transits on the 15th or 24th, you aren't really on the cusp on the 20th. Depends on how many degrees you calculate a conjunction by. Three is the rule if I recall.
http://www.truthout.org/docs_200...5/
091005A.shtml
a private army for dear leader.
fuzzifyin' the notions of law and authority.
Miranda cards? Not likely they'd read them if they had them.
just give a salute and play along. fascism doesn't last forever.
right?
Oh, indulge me baby!!!
Kent,
Nowadays, you can easily google a bunch of sites that will give you your chart. Interpreting it is a different story, but the math is so easy even a computer can do it. I'm still puzzling over Sallyh's,though.
Yeats also once fought a"sorcerous duel" with Aleister Crowley through the London streets at midnight.
*Another* thing we have in common!
Anyway, wherever did you get the idea that you could ask serious questions at right-wing blogs?
Heh.
where was this thing filmed?
That's why the snarl is always on her lips.
gasoline addict
And here I'm thinking it's because she's a self-hating Repugnican bitch!
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender looks at him and says, "Why the long face?"
One of hers is Mars 90 degree to Sun 90 degree to Uranus. That's why the snarl is always on her lips.
And here I was thinking it was because she was repressed sociopathic loony. Who knew?
I'm pretty sure Scientologists were involved somehow.
I miss the Original Tom Cruise Parody... sigh...
" Yeats also once fought a"sorcerous duel" with Aleister Crowley through the London streets at midnight." --
Thers
I have visions of Cartman doing those psychic noises while he mind-battles the "real" psychics.
Oh, sorry, wrong blog.
Thanks for the info...surprise surprise I have a torn up rotator cuff.
flory
Be very careful of doctors who advise surgery for that. I had the same condition from a tennis injury and chose physical therapy over surgery that 2 out of 3 advised. Glad I did. I'm fine now.
Oops, meant the thread below. Bad Karma.
You know, the new Stones album sounds quite a bit like EVERY SINGLE OTHER Stones album. Just sayin'
"He was better lookin' than Churchill
He had more hair!"
Terry C,
"And Churchill couldn't pronounce NAZIS. He said Naaaazzzeees. We were not Naaaaazzzzeees, we were NAZIS!"
As fer astrology...
The fault lies not in our stars
But in ourselves...
watertiger,
I assume you brought home leftovers in a foil swan...
How is astrology any more stupid than believing in an invisible cloud being?
The planets are real. It's a silly amusement, though.
Sheesh. If I ever start sharing a brain with Eli because watertiger kills us, I hope he's not going to start acting like a dick about the cole slaw.
HEY! I HEARD THAT!
A hearty two thumbs up for the pecan-crusted chicken.
Eli, she's going to kill us with pecan chicken.
"He was better lookin' than Churchill
He had more hair!"
"Ze Fuhrer did not say baby!"
Eli
"You are the audience
I am the author
I OUTRANK you!"
scout,
If we do EschaCon 2 in Chicago, you think we can get Feingold?
I was hoping for Obama. I'd bet that he'd show.
One of hers is Mars 90 degree to Sun 90 degree to Uranus. That's why the snarl is always on her lips.
And here I was thinking it was because she was repressed sociopathic loony. Who knew?
You say that as if those were mutually exclusive categories.
Scout--Jim Hightower is always a crowd pleaser.
I get his Hightower Lowdown newsletter and take it to work, placing it next to Time and Newsweek.
Every little subversion helps...
The fault lies not in our stars
But in ourselves...
Fred nails it.
Yeats also once fought a"sorcerous duel" with Aleister Crowley through the London streets at midnight.
OK, this is news to me and I'm too much of a slacker to google. Please fill me in.
A nun, a horse, and a Republican walk into a bar...
The bartender looks up and says,
"What is this, a joke?"
If we do EschaCon 2 in Chicago, you think we can get Feingold? NYMary
Regardless of the city, I'm pretty sure it costs about $50 extra to get feingolled.
I assume you brought home leftovers in a foil swan...
Damn straight! Actually, place is called "Bayou" up on 125th and Lenox. Their sister restaurant was in Nawlins and got wiped out. They're raising $$ for them down there.
NYMary...I don't know. He's looking at '08 and who knows how that affects things. I think we should try.
This newcomer Gwen Moore is fun! Should get her.
That's some odd bar art.
Nothin' like a good ol' magic orgy..
-Crowley channeled through dieselcreek
.
"I miss the Original Tom Cruise Parody... sigh..." --
Thers
Please, do indulge in www.tomcruiseisnuts.com . Scroll about 2/3 down the page for a creepy, photoshopped pic of him and Katy Homes. Kept me up at night.
"And Churchill couldn't pronounce NAZIS. He said Naaaazzzeees. We were not Naaaaazzzzeees, we were NAZIS!"
Agent Orange
"Boids!"
I ain't no madam! I'm the concierge!
"You are the audience
I am the author
I OUTRANK you!"
"You vill please be unconscious."
Did any of y'all see that Bruce C. flick from a couple of years back in which he portrayed an aged Elvis in a nursing home in East TX with Ossie Davis as a fellow senior who believed he was JFK? Loved that... title? eh, take another sip and it may come to me
But there's no Nobel Prize for Believing in Astrology.
Well, Yeats thought there was.
Anyone want a long disquisition on Yeats's thoughts as he went to accept the Nobel, replete with anecdotes and an account of how it related to bourgeois ascendancy in the Free State? Anyone?
"You are the audience
I am the author
I OUTRANK you!"
"I'm not a 'madame'! I'm the con-see-ayerge!"
I miss the Original Tom Cruise Parody... sigh...
Speaking of Tom, how are the wedding plans coming?
Eli, she's going to kill us with pecan chicken.
And two types of fruit!
Oh, the humanity!!!
Boids, boids, boids. Filthy rotten disgusting boids!
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar and the bartender says, what is this? some kind of a joke?
DAMN YOU, AGENT ORANGE!
Oh, man. FBI agents told Michael Brown's former boss that he was being considered as FEMA director and the guy responds, "You're surely kidding."
Ya! Go to vork! Good dag por day!
Get car! Get car!
I just got back from Fighting Bob Fest and have photos and qoutes from speakers up:
Oh, do tell! Are they on your blog, good scout?
I'm not going to add scout prime to my blogroll until she adds me to hers.
Uncle Smokes...Hightower was good. I just couldn't take anymore notes. So no quotes...sigh
Iz dis zee qvik fuse or zee slow fuse? A ha, just as I suspected!
"You are the audience
I am the author
I OUTRANK you!"
"You vill please be unconscious."
Eli |
No way out...no way out....
Browster @9:31-Yup, that's where Bobo has been moving ever since he decided he was mad at Dubya for fucking up FEMA and New Orleans. But he can't too far from the flock, so he makes BushCo's cockups out to be the fault of government in general.
He is first and foremost a propagandist for the Rethugs. Grover Norquist is open and ugly about his desire to "drown government in a bathtub"; Brooksie won't scare the Soccer Moms too much, just keep denigrating governmentand planting the seeds of the need to drown it in a bathtub.
And he has the sincere look down pat, doncha think?
I'm still puzzling over Sallyh's,though.
Thanks Hecate.
Puzzles are where the fun begins, a path to discovery, as it were.
.
Hey, you share a birthday with Hitler! How festive.
Thers -- 10:30 pm
yeah...with Joan Miro, Jessica Lange, Luther Vandross, and Carmen Electra, too...
also, i was born at 4:20 am, and my family name, in it's original language, is a cognate for 'cannabis'...
whodathunkit?
"But there's no Nobel Prize for Believing in Astrology.
We still love you." --
Ripley
Is there one for believing in boobies? or penguins? I would so win that.
Uh Max, ve go to motel?
.
These commercials with the Burger King playing football are just wrong...
Anyone want a long disquisition on Yeats's thoughts as he went to accept the Nobel, replete with anecdotes and an account of how it related to bourgeois ascendancy in the Free State? Anyone?
Is there a newsletter?
Ya! Go to vork! Good dag por day!
Get car! Get car!
Eli
Bialystock and Bloom....Bialystock and Bloom!
Boo boo...ve make luf?
bigvic...yes they are. You should read what Sanders said about the greed of Bush and friends. Even the crowd gasped a bit.
Thers,
I love Yeats and am always up for stories about him. And I didn't know anything about his duel with Crowley. When was that?
Talk to Feingold's Progressive Patriots:
http://www.progressivepatriotsfund.com/
I can't see why he wouldn't be interested in speaking at your next gathering.
.
Hecate--I don't know. I puzzle over myself at times
"To failure!"
"Thank you, that's very kind."
These commercials with the Burger King playing football are just wrong...
Eli
The king creeps me out!
You vill please be unconscious
DEUTSCHLAND, DEUTSCHLAND,
UBER ALLES! UBER...
Mr. Liebkind, please! People can hear you!
(i'm a yankee doodle dandy....)
Isn't everyone really watching the Texas vs. Ohio State game?
Your honor, we find the defendants incredibly guilty!
.
Laphroaig is, perhaps, the closest we humans can get to the soul of the divine...
I used to be a single malt drinker, or good blends, then I tried an Irish blended, Tullamore Dew. Smooth as a single malt. Best Irish Whiskey ever. I never went back to scotch. But I did quit the hard stuff pretty much.
Try the Mogen David with dessert!!
aeon_flux -- Bubba Ho-Tep.
"To failure!"
I ain't drinking to Bush.
I'm not going to add scout prime to my blogroll until she adds me to hers.
The Kenosha Kid
Ahh....excuse me all. I'll be right back, something I got to take care of
Did any of y'all see that Bruce C. flick from a couple of years back in which he portrayed an aged Elvis in a nursing home in East TX with Ossie Davis as a fellow senior who believed he was JFK? Loved that... title? eh, take another sip and it may come to me
Bubba Ho-Tep.
I'm not going to add scout prime to my blogroll until she adds me to hers.
The Kenosha Kid
Ahh....excuse me all. I'll be right back, something I got to take care of
I was hoping for Obama. I'd bet that he'd show.
I want Bruce Campbell.
White, white, white is the color of our carpets!
Hecate--born 12/6/1955, Reading, MA, 6.45 a.m.
Eli, she's going to kill us with pecan chicken.
Thers
That would qualify as Assisted Suicide, I think...
An open thread is a terrible thing to waste...
"We find the defendants INCREDIBLY guilty!"
" These commercials with the Burger King playing football are just wrong..." --
Eli
"The king creeps me out!" --
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
Oh, gods, don't get me started on the Burger King King!
What sadistic bastard thought up that advertising campaign?
Ok. It's vodka time.
Melissa wants to go out after work, so I've been waiting so as not to be too buzzed when she gets home.
.
Stella--only game I ever watch is UCLA v. USC. Monsieur and I cheer for the opposite sides.
Is there one for believing in boobies? or penguins? I would so win that.
Marcia Brady,SaneByComparison
Go for the economics prize, it's closest. Friedman won it, afterall.
Did any of y'all see that Bruce C. flick from a couple of years back in which he portrayed an aged Elvis in a nursing home in East TX with Ossie Davis as a fellow senior who believed he was JFK? Loved that... title? eh, take another sip and it may come to me
Bubba Ho-Tep.
Truly, Eli is a force of nature.
Henny -- whiskey gives me headaches - as does bourbon (my 'rents drank both - analyze that)
alas, i have too become a creature of habit
Descartes walks into a bar
Barkeep asks: "What'll it be, buddy? A beer?
Descartes says: "I think not"
and disappears...
"The king creeps me out!" --
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
Me too. What is it about that character that's so creepy?
Take my wives, please!
--Brigham Youngman
Try the Mogen David with dessert!!
Henny Youngman
It says right here that it's a DESSERT wine!
I didn't know anything about his duel with Crowley. When was that?
It's in the first volume of the Foster biography. It was about the turn of the century when Yeats was beginning to move away from the Golden Dawn.
I second Bruce Campbell.
He could do a workshop on political debate zingers...
.
What sadistic bastard thought up that advertising campaign?
I find those commercials incredibly disturbing.
Where's bebe? If he can't do something with "Burger King" no one can.
Marcia Brady - I think the Burger King advert writers were on some sort of bad white collar crack
stella artois, thanks for reminding me the game was on
Eli--are you worried you'd end up with a wifebot?
Sallyh
I'm pretty concerned about the wifebot with a beak.
What sadistic bastard thought up that advertising campaign?
Marcia Brady,SaneByComparison
==
Hah! That's it - they're looking for masochists! That thing makes my skin crawl.
I find those commercials incredibly disturbing.
...Yet hilarious. I especially like the ones where the King is just kind of loitering outside people's windows.
I was hoping for Obama. I'd bet that he'd show.
trouble'd be keeping him propped up, unless he grows a spine meantimes...
.
The solution to impoverished looters? Professional murderers.
Talk about outsourcing gone wild.
And I give a flower to the big fat cop,
He takes his club and he beats me up.
I give a flower to the garbage man,
He stuffs my girl in the garbage can.
And I give it to the landlord, when the rent comes 'round.
He throws it in the toilet and he flush it down.
It goes into the sewer with the yuck running through her,
And it runs into the river that we drink.
Hey world, you stink!
Man it's later than you think
Girl you got just one more chance.
Come on baby, while I dance.
-- Dick Shawn as LSD (Lorenzo St. DuBois), The Producers
one of my favorite old NY'er toons was of two guys sitting at a bar discussing the change of seasons and one guy sez, "I'm so glad gin season is over and scotch season is beginning."
aeon_flux - 10:25 pm
down here where I live in Central TX tequila season will be ending soon and the Maker's Mark will appear on the shelf. The chuparosas will be off to Mexico and I will buy my first bottle of sipping rum in honor of the coming fall.
Uncle Smokes, where did you get that great gravatar?
from ravingatheist.com:
Lauding hurricanes as “a weather of peace,” the American Meteorological Society condemned tropical storm Katrina as an extremist who has hijacked whirlwindery for her own purposes.
“Mainstream hurricanes spend their lives quietly offshore among the waves, dissipating at sea,” said AMS President Roger Anderson. “But Katrina has perverted her 160 mile-an-hour winds into an instrument of harm.” Anderson added that Katrina belonged to a radical category of storm that was not representative of the majority of hurricanes.
Katrina disagreed, stating that death and destruction are the natural consequences of her supernatural 13,000 megaton strength making actual contact with humans. “A mild breeze is not a “hurricane,” she said. “Those who take that word literally know the dangers I pose.”
Bubba Ho Tep kicked ASS!
Joe R. Lansdale (writer of the screenplay) also has written some great mystery novels.
Me too. What is it about that character that's so creepy?
Terry Bradshaw?
Oh Kenosha Kid.....You're blog rolled now
Terry C and Henny,
When I was just a junge I knew from nothing about Mogen David...Manischewitz circumscribed the universe of wine for me.
Henny -- whiskey gives me headaches - as does bourbon (my 'rents drank both - analyze that)
It all gives me headaches now. I read it was nitrosamines. Vodka has the least of them. Linus Pauling outlived the grapenuts guy taking 2000 milis Vitamin C and at least 4 ozs. of vodka a day.
I think Stacy Keach just pwned Maxwell's Equations, but I'm not positive...
I find those commercials incredibly disturbing.
The five, er, six year old thinks they're a riot.
"That king is playing football!"
The solution to impoverished looters? Professional murderers.
Is Negroponte in charge of FEMA, now?
"...Yet hilarious. I especially like the ones where the King is just kind of loitering outside people's windows." --
Eli
stop it, Stop It, STOP IT!
He's far out at the back of the lawn when the guy looks out, then the guy turns away briefly, looks again, and the King is RIGHT THERE!
Or when you wake up, he's there in bed with you.
My thetans are all itchy now.
Recent favorite NYer cartoon
Man at desk yelling into phone...
"Nah, Wednesday's out. How 'bout never. Is never OK with you?"
.
Manischewitz circumscribed the universe of wine for me.
Well, it *is* a Jewish wine...
OK,
Off to read good Scout's blog.
Howdy Kenosha Kid!
My thetans are all itchy now.
I'd be happy to scratch your thetans for you.
Terry Bradshaw is peeking in Marcia's bedroom window...
Bubba Ho Tep! Yes! -And wasn't it supposed to be followed by some flick riffing on Frankenstein... HEY WAIT A MINUTE
I'm betting Yeat's duel with Crowley didn't hold a candle to the throwdown between Erasmus Craven and Dr. Scarabus.
Ok, I'm on my last beer. That means you get my normally razor-sharp wit wrapped around the targetless rage of... some other folks. Here goes...
You don't know what it's like! You have alcohol! I hate all of you! And I hate myself for not having more alcohol! Why don't all the drunk people die and stop tormenting me?!? If you don't have alcohol, you should be ashamed of yourself! And if you have alcohol, how dare you have it! And alcohol is a thing that... you don't even know.. it's.. shut up!
Yes, try and respond. You... alcohol havers!! You havers of alcohol! Imbibers!
/humble bow
I'll probably head to the store in a few minutes.
"That king is playing football!"
He's one of the Vi-kings!
Laphroaig is, perhaps, the closest we humans can get to the soul of the divine...
Lagavullin, 16 yr old. If you can find it.
bigvic:
The shoulder injury is old. I had one cortisone injection right after I tore it up and have been managing it with therapy/deep tissue work/trigger point work ever since.
Eli,
I said circumscribed
not
circumsized
oy...
Speaking of creepy - the EHarmony commercial was just on.
Brrrrrrrrrr!
Mars, first degree Scorpio. I used to get hit alot. Thirty years, natal chart progression, thank my damn stars that's over.
Well, that was a tragic and touching goodbye scene between the man with two brains and his robot wife...
He's one of the Vi-kings!
Eli
"Rowdy vikings!"
good grief, you guys are really on it this evening. Too many posts to read!!!
I think I'll just start from here and claim ignorance (which I have, in spadesful).
"I'd be happy to scratch your thetans for you." --
Eli
Bring extra cocoa butter. The chocolate scent soothes them....
Rip,
Eli doesn't drink, and I can't. Does that help?
That was good, Ripley.
" Terry Bradshaw is peeking in Marcia's bedroom window..." --
Thers
That, too, is creepy, yet in an entirely different way.
Manischewitz circumscribed the universe of wine for me.
Well, it *is* a Jewish wine...
OK. New topic! Who here is circumcized? I am!
Eli?
Ripley?
Fred?
Flory?
C'mon, let's all share!
Bring extra cocoa butter. The chocolate scent soothes them....
I see your Thetans appreciate the finger things.
Agent Orange-
that's a very famous one -- it won some poll-- pure classic NY'er toon
Eli--are you worried you'd end up with a wifebot?
Sallyh
Eli's marrying LauWa?
What did Chimpy say?
Ahh, Laphroiag...
A bit o' the earth
A bit o' heaven
Mixed by saints
From Seven-Eleven
Er, *finer* things.
Interesting Freudian slip, that...
the EHarmony commercial was just on.
have you ever filled out their profile. you could really compile an interesting and complex dosier on someone from those things. what happens to that information.
Just a drive by to bring the average up a bit.
.
I said circumscribed not circumsized oy... Fred Woolsey
A miss is as good as a mohel.
" Speaking of creepy - the EHarmony commercial was just on.
Brrrrrrrrrr!" --
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
Yeah, that televangelist-looking guy who keeps promising to find my soul mate for me.
I wish he'd find him so I can run the other fucking way.
Interesting Freudian slip, that...
Eli
==
I told you you had it going on with the manual dexterity, didn't I?
OK. New topic! Who here is circumcized? I am!
Eli?
What do *you* think?
Eli's marrying LauWa?
No, I *do* have minimum requirements for realism.
Zen Master walks up a Hot Dog stand.
What'll be be Bub? the vender asks.
The Zen Master resonds, Make me one with everything.
Theres one with a pastor, but it's not in my head a the moment.
.
E-Harmony:
Get em on film before the initial lovefest wears off...
I'd like to see commercials of couples 5 years from now..."MUST YOU cut your fucking toenails in bed!"...and so forth
.
Walter?
Marcia's thetans?
C'mon, let's talk clippin'!
Speaking of creepy - the EHarmony commercial was just on.
Brrrrrrrrrr!
Some young lady wrote a brilliant diary on dKos re: eHarmony's connection to Dobson. Her subscription gave her a big box of Dobson books. She cancelled her subscription.
Linus Pauling outlived the grapenuts guy taking 2000 milis Vitamin C and at least 4 ozs. of vodka a day.
Henny Youngman
You mean all that stuff about Vitamin C was just a scam so Linus could drink screwdrivers all day?
Dude looked good at 85, though. Vodka must have great preservative properties...
"Who here is circumcized? I am!"
Mee too, bit I think it was automatic back when I was born (1959)
The five, er, six year old thinks they're a riot.
I guess I'm outside the target demographic. 
I know you are not in the least serious about this topic, but fyi, I chose not to have my son circumcised because I could not think of one single reason to cause pain to a newborn that would justify it. I mean... you know?
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REALLY!!!
" Er, *finer* things.
Interesting Freudian slip, that..."
-- Eli
I often wonder what a psychiatrist would make of this place...
i'm aries (4/20/46, on the cusp of taurus, so mebbe that doesn't count); i don't think i have any face/head scars...though i've taken a few whacks in my time...
btw, i need you to email me your postal address, so i can return your cds...
the road trip shor was fun, dahlin...
WoodyGuthriesGrrls(aka | Email | 09.10.05 - 10:26 pm | #
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oh shiite wood,you share a birthday with my narcississtic (sp) mother and Adolph Hitler 
hows my pups? hug them for me 
Walter Neff
The official Eschacon number was 115 registrants. NY Mary's on the thread.
I told you you had it going on with the manual dexterity, didn't I?
Too bad I'm a spaz in every other way...
Thers,
When the moyel strikes
You haven't a prayer
Your tip is nipped
How do you like your B'ris?
I'll take mine medium rare...
MUST YOU cut your fucking toenails in bed!
And you DO realize that toenail clippings are . . .
CRESCENT-SHAPED!
The EHarmony guy looks like a college provost, actually.
WGG...I'm Aries too
okay- pardon my cynicism, (ahem) but who here now believes in such things as 'soul mates?' Eh? sorta like astrology, doncha think- a pleasant thought, for entertainment purposes only?
I often wonder what a psychiatrist would make of this place...
Funny you should mention that...
Bush is to the U.S. as what Nero was to Rome!
Man it's later than you think
Girl you got just one more chance.
Come on baby, while I dance.
I can't do THAT, man.
That's why they put me away!
Ciao, Batties - I'm falling asleep sitting up.
Sweet dreams.
I guess this counts as a pimp whore, but
CHECK OUT Scout Prime's blog. Thrilling!
Oh, and what Mark Andresen said.
When I was just a junge I knew from nothing about Mogen David...Manischewitz circumscribed the universe of wine for me.
The high sugar content gives you nasty headaches but I like dessert wines and sweet and dry sherries or ports, but I live in Sonoma Co. now so I'm pretty sick of wine.
When I was just a junge I knew from nothing about Mogen David...Manischewitz circumscribed the universe of wine for me.
The high sugar content gives you nasty headaches but I like dessert wines and sweet and dry sherries or ports, but I live in Sonoma Co. now so I'm pretty sick of wine.
Here's more "Inhuman"
The Mail on Sunday reports that lethal doses of morphine were injected into elderly terminal patients to help them to die before Hurricane Katrina struck. [Via Corriere della Sera]
http://www.corriere.it/ultima_or...C-88E91BFD8CCC}
I often wonder what a psychiatrist would make of this place...
"There's enough material THERE for a conference"
- a line from "Fawlty Towers"
"This is a trend," he told us. "You're going to see a lot more guys like us in these situations."
Ah yes, Negroponte's finally bringing the death squads home to the good ol' USA.
OK. New topic! Who here is circumcized? I am!
Eli?
Ripley?
Fred?
Flory?
C'mon, let's all share!
Geez, Thers, that's a little personal.
Not that I'm embarassed by my Big 10 Inch.
Wait, that's an Aerosmith song... nevermind.
But yes. Now, about this 'let's all share business'....
The 70's are back and Johnny Bolt-On is SWINGING, baby!
Another aries here
Funny, I *do* look Jewish! So does my son. But we ain't.
Mee too, bit I think it was automatic back when I was born
Mine was done manually, it cost more, but was well worth it. Plus, I got a free cleaning.
.
..."MUST YOU cut your fucking toenails in bed!"...and so forth
Actually, I think I'd rather NOT see that!
ooh bigvic...you are my blog pimp and I my dear will always be your blog whore.
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REALLY REALLY!!!
The Mail on Sunday reports that lethal doses of morphine were injected into elderly terminal patients to help them to die before Hurricane Katrina struck.
Brought to you by the Culture of Life.
I guess if they had been white, well to do women on life support.................
dazz - where YOU been, son?
Smiles and frowns are also crescent shaped! Dear LORD! Everyone purse your lips like you're sucking a lemon. Amen!
"who here now believes in such things as 'soul mates?"
Used to. Don't now.
And you DO realize that toenail clippings are . . .
The prepuce is also crescent shaped. That's why we throw ours out as soon as we're done with 'em.
Did y'all read the account of getting those Al Gore-sponsored hospital planes into New Orleans? What perseverance it took to get them there.
cs | Homepage|09.10.05-9:48 pm
Thnx for the link--I had read more concise versions of Gore's air rescue problems and accomplishments, but I almost got dizzy reading all the crap they had to cut through. Untold number of phone calls....
What a clusterfuck at FEMA. While lives were in the balance. Sounds like definitely one woman, a few others somewhat, wanted to accomplish things, rather than follow orders. But on the whole, WOW.
Someone much earlier in this disaster said the way FEMA personnel were reacting was similar to what he had seen among functionaries in the Sovie Union. In totalitarian governments, lower levels do nothing without permission; anything deviating from the dictated methods can have dire consequences. Individual initiative is too dangerous.
Incompetence at the top means fubar below.
Another aries here
dazz
EGADS...what if we all are???
front page NYT: "court gives bush right to detain US combatant" [and anyone else he feels like]
fave nyer toon: "gay marriage? haven't they suffered enough?"
conjunctions/oppositions can be as much as 12 deg for the sun and 10 deg for planets like saturn or jupiter
for smaller planets, the rule is usually 6 degrees on either side
for the moon, I'm not sure how many degrees are allowed
I'd have a closer look at Condi's chart but I have a splitting headache
Ripley--what, no 7-11?
See, Zen? he says
Make me one with everyth.....
Tap Tap Tap
Is this thing on?
.
Rat bastards. I guess you'll have to wait for the DVD to see the extended Ted Raimi rap session that was over the credits.
Another aries here
dazz
EGADS...what if we all are???
I'm not.
However, I vividly remember this horoscope card which told me I could get very romantic with an Aries...
okay- pardon my cynicism, (ahem) but who here now believes in such things as 'soul mates?' Eh? sorta like astrology, doncha think- a pleasant thought, for entertainment purposes only?
aeon_flux |
Agreed.
And the people on those commercials look a bit TOO Republican for me.
Damnit! Forgot about the crescent thing.
I guess I can't smile or frown about that...crescent, you know...
and that fucking Hoover Dam? Blow it up- Islamofascisticaligragalistic....shit I lost it.
.
ooh bigvic...you are my blog pimp and I my dear will always be your blog whore.
Awesome...
(I have actually had crushes on a disproportionate number of Aries women, but I don't think I ever managed to get romantic with any of them...)
The Mail on Sunday reports that lethal doses of morphine were injected into elderly terminal patients to help them to die before Hurricane Katrina struck. [Via Corriere della Sera]
Seeing how they would die a hideous death from neglect of U.S. protective services, it seem a kindness, to me.
Vodka must have great preservative properties...
Had a shrink who once tried to convince me I was an alcoholic b/c I drank wine with dinner every night (1-2 glasses). He got so fired up, he starts ranting about how people who drink every day do more harm to their bodies than people who do heroin every day. I shit you not.
But, it got me thinking - Iggy Pop is pretty buff...
"who here now believes in such things as 'soul mates?"
Used to. Don't now.
Uncle Blodge | Ema
Me neither!
Nûr al-Cubicle ,
forgive me, but, depending on their condition, it might have been the better thing to do, if they were close to death. I can tell you it would have been an agony for my parents to have been moved during their final days. Particularly during such dire circumstances.
SD
The prepuce is also crescent shaped. That's why we throw ours out as soon as we're done with 'em.
Thers
What do you do with 'em in the mean time?
.
My fave NYer cartoon - by B.E. Kaplan (he draws those really boxy characters). Older woman (mother) in kitchen, younger woman (daughter) at doorway holding a man by his arm, and asking:
"How do you work one of these again?"
(I have actually had crushes on a disproportionate number of Aries women, but I don't think I ever managed to get romantic with any of them...)
Funny - I have the same thing going with Leo women.
Aries here - with head scars.
My Mother always told me I'd drive a person to drink. Bet she was surprised to find out it would be me!
Tank you, I'll be here all ze week.
(I have actually had crushes on a disproportionate number of Aries women, but I don't think I ever managed to get romantic with any of them...)
Another sad Leo tossed over by Eli. *sigh*
Aw shit -- I was going to turn the box off, but I love "Mystery Men"
The five, er, six year old thinks they're a riot.
"That king is playing football!"
NYMary
There you have the target demographic. Six year olds and their harried moms.
The Zen master gives his student the Koan, "What is the sound of one hand clapping". The student slaps him in the face and he says. "Oh, so that's the answer."
I often wonder what a psychiatrist would make of this place...
A new Mercedes, that beach house he's been looking at, college for the kids....
conjunctions/oppositions can be as much as 12 deg for the sun and 10 deg for planets like saturn or jupiter
for smaller planets, the rule is usually 6 degrees on either side
for the moon, I'm not sure how many degrees are allowed
That's a bit much, don't you think? Not much precision there. That's a hole big enough to drive a comet through.
That's why we throw ours out as soon as we're done with 'em.
The Vikings would clip short the nails of the dead because at Ragnarok the armies of the damned were to sail into battle on ships made of their own fingernails.
That's a cool freakin' image...
Haley Barbour you're a lying ass. 11 days later and still no help for Moss Point.
http://www.nola.com/weblogs/
nola..._09.html#078745
Warning: its very sad
The shape of the croissanwich!
Ah HA! It's really Burger Caliph!
I believe in soul mates, because I have one.
Mine was done manually, it cost more, but was well worth it. Plus, I got a free cleaning.
.
"Rub it and it turns into a valise!"
I am three for three for long term relationships with Capricorn women, all with birthdays within a week of each other.
You'd think eventually I'd learn.
What do you do with 'em in the mean time?
Sun tea.
My Mother always told me I'd drive a person to drink. Bet she was surprised to find out it would be me!
Tank you, I'll be here all ze week.
Ripley
"She drove me to drink
I'll always be grateful to her for that"
- WC Fields
Tank you, I'll be here all ze week.
Ripley
How's the Veal???
I got to go eat something
Tank you, I'll be here all ze week.
Ripley
How's the Veal???
I got to go eat something
I don't do it anymore. It was Berkeley, it was the 60's...
I don't do it anymore. It was Berkeley, it was the 60's...
watertiger - were you aware that Bruce Kaplan is a producer on 6 ft. under? such talent
ooh bigvic...you are my blog pimp and I my dear will always be your blog whore.
scout prime
Kiss Kiss!
Speaking of dumb TV- I must stop and quote my friends new album:
"when chrispin glover's in underwear on television there's atmosphere"
I really don't know why that cracks me up. But HA!
.
Another sad Leo tossed over by Eli. *sigh*
Well, okay. But you have to wear these horns...
OK. New topic! Who here is circumcized? I am!
Eli?
Ripley?
Fred?
Flory?
C'mon, let's all share!
Thers
I sit here wondering how I made that list.....
Funny - I have the same thing going with Leo women.
*looks up from clipping her toenails...*
Can't everyone clap one hand? I mean, smack your fingers against your palm...I never understood that one.
OK. New topic! Who here is circumcized?
I am!
Aries here - with head scars.
...And beautiful eyes.
*sigh dreamily*
First thing I do when I get my NYer is run through the cartoons. I have never ever found a BEK cartoon funny.
Just sayin'
I often wonder what a psychiatrist would make of this place
Nothing. Who would come?
"Soul mates"? I don't even believe in souls. Until we build the first immortal AI, that is.
Sally, you know me too well.
And with that, I'm off to a magical world of late nite cigarette and alcohol sales. A place where hot dogs roast free and children stop to fill their cups with green ice. A place where I'm known as 'Boss' and plastic bags come as easy as the smiles.
Tomorrow chaged everything! And I'm living it tonite...
aeon_flux,
I remember reading that. Did he not also work on "Seinfeld" as a writer?
"This is a trend," he told us. "You're going to see a lot more guys like us in these situations."
Ah yes, Negroponte's finally bringing the death squads home to the good ol' USA.
kelley b. | 09.10.05 - 11:02 pm
This is worse than I thought. I had assumed Blackwater had been brought in by private businesses and individuals. The fricken' Federal Government????
I wish I hadn't read this before going to bed. Nightmare fodder.
We really are further down the road to hell than I ever thought.
BushCo continually outraces my ability imagine their worst actions.
Sweet dreams, Moonbats.
all right what does one got to do to get a new thread around here
sarcasam, tags on
Late evening, all....
Have I missed anything particularly
untoward
since earlier this evening?
A few days ago I posted that the disaster of putting FEMA under Homeland Security may hint at a problem with CIA under Negroponte.
Looks like there is evidence to back that up.
Night, sweet bats.
Here's Yeats:
A DRUNKEN MAN'S PRAISE OF SOBRIETY
COME swish around, my pretty punk,
And keep me dancing still
That I may stay a sober man
Although I drink my fill.
Sobriety is a jewel
That I do much adore;
And therefore keep me dancing
Though drunkards lie and snore.
O mind your feet, O mind your feet,
Keep dancing like a wave,
And under every dancer
A dead man in his grave.
No ups and downs, my pretty,
A mermaid, not a punk;
A drunkard is a dead man,
And all dead men are drunk.
Well, I'm Leo, Aries rising.
Make of that what you will.
(shaking out keyboard to find that last toenail clipping)
Can't everyone clap one hand? I mean, smack your fingers against your palm...I never understood that one.
lipreader
Cane that grasshopper!
.
my brother is Aries & has a couple of nasty scars on his head.
but I'm Aquarius & have scars on my hands feet *and* head.
what can I say? I'm... not accident prone, just clumsy?
Chicken surrounded by nuts? watertiger, did you eat the junta ?!? Don't be bellyaching to us later about your indigestion!
conjunctions/oppositions can be as much as 12 deg for the sun and 10 deg for planets like saturn or jupiter
Would 180 deg for each make it easier? Or even 360.
Can I just say that I think the
Red Hot Chili Peppers suck?
Thank you.
Well, I'm Leo, Aries rising.
I bet it's not just Aries.
I don't do it anymore. It was Berkeley, it was the 60's...
Henny Youngman |
No, no, no, no
I can't drink it no more
I'm tired of endin' up
On the floor
No thank you please.....
rising.
I date a Leo.
It's a time and a half job.
.
steve simels:
Well, we need to know your sign...whether or not you're circumsized...your position on godhood for bruce Campbell...and whether there are any crescent shapes around you that need prayer offerings.
"Funny - I have the same thing going with Leo women.
*looks up from clipping her toenails...*
Actually, I believe from earlier that you even share a birthday with my ex wife. 8-14, right?
I have added Scout Prime to my blogroll.
And yes, I am circumscribed.
Virgo, taurus moon, gemini rising. Arrgghh. No fire except one retro Leo in Mercury.
Not gonna set the world on fire, me.
Born to serve. And confuse. And to want riches I will never have.
Which, really, is okay.
Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
Tomorrow chaged everything! And I'm living it tonite...
Christ, that sounds like a country song.
Ok, I'm off to the store!
watertiger - don't know if he was a writer - could be, but i recall a Seinfeld ep. in which Elaine and others kept talking about those Ny'er toons with the boxy people and such --
SEE Its ALL CONNECTED!
Well c'mon everybody and let's get together tonight
I got some money in my jeans and I'm really gonna spend it right
Been a-doin' my homework all week long
now the house is empty the folks are gone
Ooo C'mon everybody
Well my baby's number one but I'm gonna dance with three or four
And the house'll be shakin' from my bare feet slapping the floor
When you hear that music you can't sit still
If your brother won't rock then your sister will
Ooo C'mon everybody
Well we'll really have a party but we gotta put a guard outside
If the folks come home I'm afraid they gonna have my hide
There'll be no more movies for a week or two
No more runnin' 'round with the usual crew
Who cares C'mon everybody
Can I just say that I think the
Red Hot Chili Peppers suck?
Thank you.
steve simels | Email | 09.10.05 - 11:15 pm | #
Yes, you can SAY it. Hell, they let people vote for Bush.
"I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't drink
When they get up in the morning
That's as good as they're going to feel
all day."
- Frank Sinatra
Thank you Kenosha Kid. I'm flattered.
Thank you Kenosha Kid. I'm flattered.
all right what does one got to do to get a new thread around here
sarcasam, tags on
? |
Type out a really long well written thoughtful few paragraphs. Preview it 2 or 3 times then hit Publish. Voila, a new thread will appear. It's more reliable than an astrological forecast.
He said I did a great job.
Why's everybody picking on me?
Everything relates to seinfeld.
Nite, good witch Hecate.
Peace.
Hecate,
Sleep well
Lovely lady
May the crescent moon
Sprinkle pixie dust
Upon your cauldron...
~smooches~
I'm a feces with my moon in Cleveland.
I have a crescent shaped scar between my eyes.
Should I convert to Islam??
"I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't drink
When they get up in the morning
That's as good as they're going to feel
all day."
- Frank Sinatra
"A lady doesn't wander all over the room, and blow on some other guy's... dice."
Another fucking dumb commercial:
"You're a changed man.
You shook my hand and then you looked me square in the eye.
Where'd THAT come from?"
(All he does is shake hands with his son?
The poor kid probably joined the Army to get the hell AWAY from that prick.)
I need a stiff margerita.
Actually, I believe from earlier that you even share a birthday with my ex wife. 8-14, right?
Um...it's not my fault!
I'm sure after the last couple of weeks,the media will be getting their orders to start fellating Bush again. Probably will start tomorrow after the Nurnberg rally and another extrodinary visit to Louisana. By the end of the month Katrina will be forgotten and Bush will be back to his gentlemanly 50% and leading the party to another smashing victory in 2006 over the hapless Dean democrats.
Totally OT;
Does the Red Cross give refunds? I'm really brginning to regret going there first thing. Next batch goes somewhere else, that's for damn sure.
A crescent moon looks like a cookie with a bite out of it, but you can't eat that.
Would 180 deg for each make it easier? Or even 360.
180 would be a nice opposition, 360 would be a spot on conjuction.
Ooohhh....the Haloscan counter says 666.
And I visited the Rapture Index earlier...its at its highest level all year.
The Katrina end times are nigh!!!
Agent Orange: It's more reliable than an astrological forecast.
|
It's like lighting a cigarette when you're waiting for the bus.
"Hello...Champion City. Daddy's home"
Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
Dan McEnroe
Everybody wants to get into the act.
Drownie Brown
Drownie Brown
He's a clown
That Drownie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
"Why's evvybody always pickin on me?"
"Well, I'm Leo, Aries rising.
Make of that what you will.
(shaking out keyboard to find that last toenail clipping)"
made an ex wife out of one Leo, was enganed to another, serious g/f before that still another, last g/f of sorts still another, 2 from back in high school.
I'll deal with the toenails if you promise not to bitch about the toilet seat!
completely OT, but I met up earlier this evening with a friend of mine from Va. who sells oysters wholesale to restaurants. I didn't know he'd come up with this as his company's motto:
"Swallow the leader."
I just love this guy.
Hecate,
MasAH al Jasmin, dream of 9/24.
What's your sign,
Taurus ?
babe, you?
Flashfuckingback
" The whole Boosh abministration would be just bitchin' in orange.
They'd look like a bunch of Creamsicles."
Happythought for the day:
Imagine all of them together, chained at the ankles, frogmarching to...
Your fav tune...
It gets even worse.
Several mercenaries we spoke with said they had served in Iraq on the personal security details of the former head of the US occupation, L. Paul Bremer and the former US ambassador to Iraq, John Negroponte.
They are clearing New Orleans of all civilians in order to make one of the biggest land grabs in American history.
Aside from the sheer bloody handed fascism of it, this reveals one thing about the crime syndicate now running the country.
They are absolutely clueless about what they're doing to the world they live in.
Before this century is half over, Louisiana will be underwater. But they haven't figured that out yet. They perpetrators of the unthinkable themselves regard the consequences of their folly as unimaginable.
Totally OT;
Does the Red Cross give refunds? I'm really brginning to regret going there first thing. Next batch goes somewhere else, that's for damn sure.
Doozer |
directrelief.org
Whats ON topic?
toenail clippings?
As of this moment, googling the single word "failure" has as its top result, the official WH biography of GW Bush.
I shit you not.
Have I missed anything particularly
untoward
since earlier this evening?
steve simels
Eli's trying to pick up Leo women.
Watertiger is clipping her claws.
Ripley ran out of beer.
That's it.
"Um...it's not my fault!"
No worries. After the mandatory couplke a months (ok, 2 years) being angry with her I actually get along with my ex pretty well. We sit together at the school concerts and even parent togehter .
you all will love this one. I recently went to work in a school district in So. TX. The topic of a recent essay in one of our high school English classes was, " do you believe that Beowulf would have gone to heaven"?
I tried to keep from screaming.
(All he does is shake hands with his son?
The poor kid probably joined the Army to get the hell AWAY from that prick.)
Reminds of that Simpsons bit when Bart gets back from military academy:
Homer: [nervously] Well, Bart, did you make sure to return all the
guns?
Bart: Sir! Yes, Sir! Luckily, I am now trained in six additional
forms of unarmed combat, sir!
Marge: Well, he seems to have gotten more confidence.
Homer: Uh, yeah, I've always said that the boy could use more confidence.
It's like lighting a cigarette when you're waiting for the bus.
Meander
Or like waiting for the food to come. (Well, not so much anymore.)
.
Baraboo, WI. Wisconsin is the new home of the JBS. They moved up there a few years back.
My whole life has been a disaster; shouldn't that count as experiential knowledge?
I went to the Bryman School for floods. I watched the Wizard of Oz 10 times and slowed the tape down during the twister.
Hold the salt Karl.
I didn't know he'd come up with this as his company's motto:
"Swallow the leader."
There's a sandwich shop here whose motto is:
"At Moe's, seven inches is just average."
Does anyone here possibly care that I've just ordered seed for shoepeg corn?
Also mustard seed.
Carry on.
Doozer,
"DID U KNOW...?"
...the bitch what heads up the RC gave over $140K to Rethug candidates over the last few years?
& I heart Hank Azaria
Piss...Texas takes the lead with just over 2 minutes left
Twister is my favorite movie, I was hoping if i got picked to head fema, i could meet helen hunt.
The topic of a recent essay in one of our high school English classes was, " do you believe that Beowulf would have gone to heaven"?
How pathetic.
GWPDA, find any seeds for "Greasy Beans"?
flory,
don't forget your circumcision.
that WAS weird.
As of this moment, googling the single word "failure"
Google "asshole" and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.
There's a sandwich shop here whose motto is:
"At Moe's, seven inches is just average."
That's right up there with Acme Meats
"You can't beat our meat."
Then there is the restaurant industry fav.
"Eat out more often."
don't forget your circumcision.
I forgot mine.
Yes, GWDPA I care.
What to plant now in my climate?
Why do the bushies including Powell say shtrong instead of strong?
So, this late at night, has anyone else noticed that the news in the NYT has made David Brooks look completely idiotic once again?
Not that it's all that hard. But that "blame game" meme is just about used up.
Reality is a real bear.
Brownie - I recommend the version of Twister with Crispin Glover --true heartland amerikana panorama
Why do the bushies including Powell say shtrong instead of strong?
They're all drunk?
" Another fucking dumb commercial:
"You're a changed man."
GOD I HATE that one!!! It was a flashback to every stereotypical old fuck who hated my hair lenght in 1972.
It gives me the creeps.
In not even remotely news, Bobo is back to being a dick. I can't even bring myself to link it. Suffice to say everything is the fault of the state and local authorities. And here's his main point:
So of course we need limited but energetic government. But liberals who think this disaster is going to set off a progressive revival need to explain how a comprehensive governmental failure is going to restore America's faith in big government.
See, it's not because someone (I wonder who) has been systematically fucking every single dept in the federal government, it's because government itself is the problem, as we've know all along. All praise St. Ronnie.
Heh, Brownie thought he was going to be in charge of a bunch of babes when we told him he was going to be in charge of fema.
There's a sandwich shop here whose motto is:
"At Moe's, seven inches is just average."
Central Scrutinizer
Oh, that's great.
Reality is a real bear.
You mean it hibernates for several months out of each year?
(All he does is shake hands with his son?
The poor kid probably joined the Army to get the hell AWAY from that prick.)
I wonder where they are that a train still stops there. And it's pretty obviously someplace involving picket fences.
don't forget your circumcision.
I forgot mine.
Eli
I knew I was forgetting something!
Why do the bushies including Powell say shtrong instead of strong?
They are all german?
Does anyone here possibly care that I've just ordered seed for shoepeg corn?
Perhaps if I knew what shoepeg corn was?
don't forget your circumcision.
that WAS weird.
watertiger
Ya think he was just trying to see if anyone was paying attention?
Or am I that forgettable?
*sigh*
Judge Bork is on cspan. He looks like, well, imagine you opened Martha Washington's coffin about 50 years after she died.
spinoza - 10:18 pm
Spinoza, I believe that you owe Martha Washington's corpse an apology.
And it wouldn't hurt to apologize to the coffin while you're at it.
What would Jesus Alou do?
Just asking.....
GWPDA when do you plant corn in your area?
Ask Felipe?
Ask Felipe?
I hate ALL those Army commercials.
The one that really ticks me off is the black kid with his mom.
I wrote an ending that takes place AFTER the camera is off.
Mom standing in front of locked bedroom door, kid behind it banging on it and begging to be let out.
Mom: "And you're staying in there till you're too OLD to enlist.
I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you go over to Iraq and get shot up for some frat boy drunk ass mother fucker.
Let him send those two heifers of HIS to Iraq!"
It's like lighting a cigarette when you're waiting for the bus
It's like raiiiinnn on your wedding day...
(All he does is shake hands with his son?
The poor kid probably joined the Army to get the hell AWAY from that prick.)
When my kid joined the army, all I got was that photo in his dress uni with that "Oh shit! What the fuck have I done?" look on his face.
But after Ranger school, he had moments of accomplishment and pride.
What would Jesus Alou do?
I dunno. I ain't seen him since he done left Chicago.
In Dallas I saw a billboard for a cemetery that had the slogan "Where Love Remains."
Are all the Winger mechanics gonna hafta throw away all their Crescent Wrenches now?
flory,
NOBODY could accuse you of being forgettable, babe.
Some scary vampires :
Nosferatu...
http://sopranosimage.tripod.com/
...nosferatu23.jpg
Michael Chertoff...
http://www.detnews.com/pix/2005/...ofile-010-
2.jpg
It looks like Nosferatu uses Condi's dentist.
GWPDA, find any seeds for "Greasy Beans"?
lipreader
Why, yes. Almost ordered them too, but prefer Contender. Here you go:
www.heirloomacres.net
White Half Runner Green Bean
Pkt.(200 seeds) 1.50 add to cart
1/2Lb. 2.75 add to cart
1LB. 3.75 add to cart
5LB. 14.50 add to cart
60 days. My folks call this "Greasy Bean" because it secretes oil while cooking giving a light sheen to the cooking water. It may also be one of the very best tasting bush green bean in the world. Half runner type does not require support and gives very large yields of slightly curved pods that are round ,light green and stringless if picked young. Excellent shell bean when mature. Outstanding hillbilly bean that has lasted through time. Untreated seed.
Can I just say I don't
give a flying
fuck what Jesus would do?
Thank you.
Okay -- ahm outta here, thanks for the giggles y'all -- i'm going to
retreat gracefully before I split a gut on the Mystery Men dialogue.
momtoo-just sent your URL with brief message to Bob Herbert--knew I couldn't sleep doing nothing--not that this will get anything done, but....
How can there still be people with no contact? How can there still be towns with no help?
This is so, so, so bad.
May they get the help they seek.
"That's right up there with Acme Meats
"You can't beat our meat."
I was working the night shift at one of those Quickie Mart things and I got a call from someone who wanted to order a sandwitch. She said, "Hi. How's your meat?"
Three months later , when I left that place, her co workers were still talking about it.
Female circumscision is still quite prevalent in some cultures.
Judge Bork is on cspan. He looks like, well, imagine you opened Martha Washington's coffin about 50 years after she died.
spinoza - 10:18 pm
Is that all the Bushoids know how to do - recycle shit from prior Repug regimes?
What would Jesus Alou do?
I dunno. I ain't seen him since he done left Chicago.
I heard he was bound for New Orleans.
Okay, this is serious. Lauren Bush is dating David Lauren (Ralph's son).
Will she go by Lauren Lauren?
Gonna have to have a garden next year.
Gardened myself out in Ohio, but I think I'm over it (15 years ago!)
.
" Can I just say I don't
give a flying
fuck what Jesus would do?"
Please do. may I join you?
Female circumscision is still quite prevalent in some cultures.
Henny Youngman
Don't remind us.
Why does the world hate women?
What would Jesus Alou do?
ask his brothers?
don't forget your circumcision.
Circumcision? Am I missing something?
Okay, this is serious. Lauren Bush is dating David Lauren (Ralph's son).
Will she go by Lauren Lauren?
watertiger |
She can always change her first name to POLO.
Hey, I'm an Aries and a total head case.
I don't actually have a scar on my head, but come to think of it, I used to have two little tabs of flesh like the ends of a Q-tip between my left ear and sideburn. My doctor nipped them off when I was about 20, and I don't think about them much any more, but there is the faintest trace of the twin "stumps" that feels like a slight bump to the touch.
But I think that counts.
And I'm sure I have a ton of scars on the inside.
I hate ALL those Army commercials.
The one that really ticks me off is the black kid with his mom.
Check out this Nation cover artwork
http://www.thenation.com/issue/20050912
.
Why does the world hate women?
Oh No! Not you too!
Blame Game:
What if Clinton or Gore were
president when this happened?
I rest my case.
Scumbags.
someone's getting testy-
or needs a couple...
problem with the heat doughboy?
Give me a bris to build a dream on...
" Female circumscision is still quite prevalent in some cultures."
If I remember correctly, didn't some yutz in the US gummint deny a visa to some woman who was felling genital mutilation because that didn't meet his qualifications of fleeing torture?
" Female circumscision is still quite prevalent in some cultures."
If I remember correctly, didn't some yutz in the US gummint deny a visa to some woman who was felling genital mutilation because that didn't meet his qualifications of fleeing torture?
WT:
'enk yew.
One needs affirmation occasionally.
"The planets are real. It's a silly amusement, though."
Yes and no. Astrology has a certain, general predictive power, but it assumes that our destiny remains static, which we all know it does not.
Either we control our destiny, or it controls us. Destiny is just cause and effect.
Lessons of Hurricane Katrina..on now CNN
we fucked up
we will fuck up again...maybe your city
maybe not
crap shoot
Except Ralph Lauren's real surname is something like Greenblatt....
Hey Steve Simels, you're an upperwest-sider eh?
Do you remember a record store on Columbus called Vinyl Mania?
It was a sad day when it closed.
Either we control our destiny, or it controls us. Destiny is just cause and effect.
maybe it's both.
L2== as in "Lauren to the second power"
yes this means another demotion for Poppy, but he's getting oooolllddd...
I wonder where they are that a train still stops there. And it's pretty obviously someplace involving picket fences.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Why, they're in one of those places that doesn't exist except in the imaginations of Republicans.
Except Ralph Lauren's real surname is something like Greenblatt....
Lipschitz.
Really.
Astrology has a certain, general predictive power
No it doesn't.
.
Out, damn'd spot! out, I say!
Thers, are you still here?
I have some bacon news for you.
What would Jesus Alou do?
More importantly, what would Bob Alou do?
Babaloooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
GWPDA when do you plant corn in your area?
missing time
Soon as the seed gets here. I think it's like a 50-60 day grow period, so there's time before the frost of February. What's shoepeg corn, flory? Next time you go to the store, go to the canned foods and look for it. Lovely stuff. Sweet, crisp, very little starch. Short cobs.
You mean it hibernates for several months out of each year?
And when it emerges it eats everything in sight.
Hey Steve Simels, you're an upperwest-sider eh?
Do you remember a record store on Columbus called Vinyl Mania?
It was a sad day when it closed.
fourlegsgood | Email | 09.10.05 - 11:39 pm | #
Name sounds familiar, but I'm not
sure if I remember it specifically.
Lipschitz.
Really.
He got his start making ties.
Really. The whole "american royalty" thing is all a manufactured image.
Re: jokes:
Winter Fishing
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice and dropped in his
fishing line. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the
ice, cut a hole in the ice not far from him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he
hooked a huge Bass.
The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up
to plain luck. But, shortly thereafter, the young boy
pulled in another large catch.
The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally,
the old man couldn't take it any longer. "Son, I've
been here for over an hour without even a nibble.
You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a
half dozen fish! How do you do it?"
The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
"What was that?" the old man asked.
Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums
rarrm."
"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word
you're saying."
The boy spit the contents of his mouth into his hand
and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"
anybody ready to hear the mayonnaise joke again?
How could the world hate women, Terry,C? Mother Earth wouldn't allow it. I was afraid that cognosis was contagious for a second...
Otter just called. He went into the flooded area today. He has a new post at the homepage.
Yes and no. Astrology has a certain, general predictive power, but it assumes that our destiny remains static, which we all know it does not.
Either we control our destiny, or it controls us. Destiny is just cause and effect.
under the radar
Is this a way of saying Astrology is real, but don't worry if it says something bad?
.
"Me too. What is it about that character that's so creepy?
Agent Orange"
Burger King looks exactly like someone's interpretation of Jeebus...
Anyhoo, what's up tonight you batses?
So, this late at night, has anyone else noticed that the news in the NYT has made David Brooks look completely idiotic once again?
It did not escape me, Robert. Lets face it, he makes it easy.
Mrs. Otter,
Thank you.
I admire your husband.
ErinPDX
Late spinach, onions, garlic, perhaps some starts of cabbage. Not much to plant now. Check OSU Extension Service for recommends.
Burger King looks
That did it.
I'm going to try the veal. Good night! I'll be here all week!
No it doesn't.
.
Agent Orange
I wasn't gonna be that blunt.
.
Either we control our destiny, or it controls us. Destiny is just cause and effect.
No hell below us
Above us, only sky...
Good night, good moonbats.
A flip of a coin has a certain predictive power, too.
It predicts you will lose the toss roughly half the time.
The Magic 8-Ball, however, is not to be questioned!
Lipschitz.
Woudn't move a lot of lip balm with that moniker.
Lipschitz.
From the Co. Meath Lipshitzes?
Circumcision? Am I missing something?
Doozer
I think we all are.
Me especially.
The Magic 8-Ball, however, is not to be questioned!
There is an Easter egg for Access 97 which allows you to add a Magic 8-Ball button to your databases.
I may have tried this out on occasion...
Anyhoo, what's up tonight you batses?
fourlegsgood
We're hangin' out here waiting for Saturday Lion Kitty.
And WT is here too.....
In not even remotely news, Bobo is back to being a dick.
assassin is more like it. Awash in kool aid.
How could the world hate women, Terry,C? Mother Earth wouldn't allow it. I was afraid that cognosis was contagious for a second...
Henny Youngman
Sorry - the world's governments!
It did not escape me, Robert. Lets face it, he makes it easy.
bigvic
It's virtually impossible for me to get through a Brooks bit of cerebral diarrhea. His studio photo creeps me out too.
"Me too. What is it about that character that's so creepy?
Agent Orange"
It just looks evil.
This is the excellent foppery of the world, that,
when we are sick in fortune, often the surfeit
of our own behavior, we make guilty of our
disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars: as
if we were villains by necessity; fools by
heavenly compulsion; knaves, thieves, and
treachers, by spherical [spiritual] predominance; drunkards,
liars, and adulterers, by an enforced obedience of
planetary influence; and all that we are evil in,
by a divine thrusting on. An admirable evasion
of whoremaster man, to lay his goatish
disposition to the charge of a star! "My
father compounded with my mother under the
dragon's tail; and my nativity was under Ursa
Major; so that it follows, I am rough and
lecherous." I should have been that I am,
had the maidenliest star in the firmament
twinkled on my bastardizing.
"The Magic 8-Ball, however, is not to be questioned!"
Like Spongebob and his magic conch?
Mrs Otter, t hanks. What your man says is absolutely correct. This is NOT the time to go by the goddamned "book" - these are extraordinary circumstances, and common sense MUST prevail.
Thank heavens Mr Otter has plenty of that commodity!!
Circumcision? Am I missing something?
Doozer
I think we all are.
Well, it's no skin off my nose.
Me especially.
flory
I think it was just a mistake.
It's virtually impossible for me to get through a Brooks bit of cerebral diarrhea. His studio photo creeps me out too.
Ya know, he paid someone good money for that portrait, and he probably thinks it makes him look good.
Very disturbing.
Brooks studio portrait: it's his pink lips that freak me out. Yuck.
One more.
We challenge any so-called smart Yankee to take this exam administered by the University of Arkansas Engineering Department:
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10-pound possum.
2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? A '65 Ford Fairlane, a '69 Chevrolet Chevelle or a '64 Pontiac GTO.
3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine produced per hour, how many car radiators are required to condense the finished product?
4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. -- --
How many Budweisers will be drunk before the trees are cut down?
5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented it's charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the percentage decrease in the ozone layer?
6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed?
7. A man owns a Tennessee house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown children place a mobile home on the man's land and still have enough property for their electric appliances to sit out on the front porch?
8. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope on a secondary road at 45 MPH. The brakes fail. Given average traffic conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that the truck will strike a vehicle with a muffler?
9. A coal mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of th 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during that shift?
10. At a reduction in the gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town which has been bypassed by the Interstate to breed a country-western singer?
--
" he paid someone good money for that portrait, and he probably thinks it makes him look good."
What if it does? think about that!
" he paid someone good money for that portrait, and he probably thinks it makes him look good."
What if it does? think about that!
I have learned to gather great insights from the way the ice melts in my Vodka.
.
There is an Easter egg for Access 97 which allows you to add a Magic 8-Ball button to your databases.
Will this Access database crap out on me during the big presentation?
Outlook uncertain.
According to that link way up there, joints are ruled by Capricorn - and that's me!
Here! Come to me...now! COME HERE, I SAY, COME HERE! (It's not working...)
Outlook uncertain.
Thank heaven for webmail.
Okay, last four or so. g'nite.
Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England.
In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.
But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
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A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer, who had never been on an airplane, was fascinated by a stunt plane and asked the pilot how much a ride would cost.
"$20 for 3 minutes," the pilot replied.
"That's too much," said the farmer.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make any sound at all, you'll have to pay me the $20."
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a thrilling ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."
"Maybe so," said the farmer, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
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One night, a man was sitting at an Irish bar. Another man came up next to him and took a seat. The Irish man said "Why hello, what's your name, and where you come from?"
The man replied, "Oh well I'm from Ireland, my name is Peter"
"Really? And how old are ya?"
"I am 23"
"Really? So am I, what school did you go to when you were a lad?"
"O, why, I went to St. Mary's"
"No way!! So did I"
What class did you graduate?"
"Class of '64"
"Why, So did I!"
"And where did you live?"
"I lived on Main Street"
"By golly! so did I!!"
Finally the bartender who has been listing to the conversation goes to another customer, leans over and says: "Well, it looks like the Murphy twins are drunk again"
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An Alabama State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-20. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, " 'bout what?"
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A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't.
The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and asks, "What's the thing on top of this building which keeps the rain from coming inside?"
The dog answers "ROOF."
The bartender says, "Who are you kidding? I'm not paying."
The dog's owner says, "How about double or nothing and I'll ask him something else". The bartender agrees and the owner turns to the dog and asks, "Who was the greatest ballplayer of all time".
The dog answers with a muffled "RUTH."
With that the bartender picks them both up and throws them out the door.
As they bounce on the sidewalk the dog looks at his owner and says "DiMaggio?"
Hey WGG, dazz, Ripley & Scout: DOB 04/15/55
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10-pound possum.
3.27"
2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? A '65 Ford Fairlane, a '69 Chevrolet Chevelle or a '64 Pontiac GTO.
GTO
3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine produced per hour, how many car radiators are required to condense the finished product?
4
4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. -- --
How many Budweisers will be drunk before the trees are cut down?
5 cases
5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented its charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the percentage decrease in the ozone layer?
63%
6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed?
None. Hounds run fast.
7. A man owns a Tennessee house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown children place a mobile home on the man's land and still have enough property for their electric appliances to sit out on the front porch?
Yes, with the exception of Joe-Ed.
8. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope on a secondary road at 45 MPH. The brakes fail. Given average traffic conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that the truck will strike a vehicle with a muffler?
Nil.
9. A coal mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of th 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during that shift?
11.9
10. At a reduction in the gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town which has been bypassed by the Interstate to breed a country-western singer?
8.75 months.
Speaking of commercials that get on my nerves:
The Acme Markets with Ms. Feminist for Life, Patricia Heaton.
My late dad worked for the Acme Markets for over 35 years, but I will not spend a dime in their stores while that bitch is their spokesperson!
"Who here is circumcized? I am!"
Not me, born Protestant in '43...
sheets kids
GWPDA -- brilliant!!!!
My late dad worked for the Acme Markets for over 35 years, but I will not spend a dime in their stores while that bitch is their spokesperson!
Terry C
We went around this block once before. The consensus was the commercials are a generic Albertson's commercial. Does the ACME letter logo actually appear with Heaton. I don't recall.
BTW Do the residuals from the Raymond show make her worth what...$50 million or so.
Either we control our destiny, or it controls us. Destiny is just cause and effect.
you left out luck, coincidence, randomness.
destiny is bogus...what happens, happens...hume put paid to the mythology of cause and effect...
imho
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" Another aries here
dazz
EGADS...what if we all are???
scout prime"
Nope, scout. Leo-Virgo cusp, certified schizophrenic over here.
Buddhism keeps me sane...
Circumcision
i am (isn't the euphemism) "cut"
they say it 'doesn't hurt'
but that can't be right...
in retrospect, it seems an unnecessary savagery inflicted before one can defend oneself...
like branding a calf...
in retrospect, it seems an unnecessary savagery inflicted before one can defend oneself...
like branding a calf...
WoodyGuthriesGrrls(aka
Woody, that was my thought, which is why neither my son nor grandson were forced to undergo the procedure.
SD
Do the residuals from the Raymond show make her worth what...$50 million or so.
Agent Orange
Doesn't make her any less of a bitch!
Reintarnation: Having the karma to be reborn in your next life as a redneck hillbilly...
"Either we control our destiny, or it controls us. Destiny is just cause and effect.
maybe it's both.
Henny Youngman"
It is. I pray you will take charge, Henny. Think for yourself and straightarm the friggin' cowards...
"Is this a way of saying Astrology is real, but don't worry if it says something bad?"
If it says something bad for you personally, based on your natal chart rather than the astrology reading in your local newspaper, then you may want to work backwards from the 'bad' event, to introspectively check yourself for the karmic tendencies to allow said 'bad' event into your life...
So general usually, pretty useless except as entertainment. But karma is real. We create it, and then live in our creations...
"No hell below us
Above us, only sky..."
Yup. Heaven and hell are life-conditions we experience here and now.
Hell is self-explanitory, and heaven is transient happiness.
"10. At a reduction in the gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town which has been bypassed by the Interstate to breed a country-western singer?
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Editoress"
Absolutely precious, thank you!
I'm a female...just so you know
Evolution? A just recovered Book of the Bible proves it. You can see it here
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Dem Bengals
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