I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
frist?
Faced with the biggest crisis of his political life, President Bush has hit the bottle again, The National Enquirer can reveal.
Bush, who said he quit drinking the morning after his 40th birthday, has started boozing amid the Katrina catastrophe.
[As the friend who sent this to me has pointed out to those like me who doubt the source, the Enquirer also broke the Lewinsky story. ]
aha!
When will the ugliness commence?
Bush, who said he quit drinking the morning after his 40th birthday, has started boozing amid the Katrina catastrophe.
I don't buy it.
He's been drinking longer than that.
What was/is Bush's booze of choice, anyway?
Busch?
Wow. Percaley goodness.
Crisp. Cool. Troll-free.
Freshly-pressed, right on time...
All aboard!
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Math, science and sex. Yesssss...
[As the friend who sent this to me has pointed out to those like me who doubt the source, the Enquirer also broke the Lewinsky story. ]
The Rush Limbaugh/oxycontin story too.
Hello friends. What's going on?
oh yeah? well, this king says, you already used that slogan!!!
Have all the TX/LA scatatonians checked in?
Dear Leader's thought for the day is about the rumors that he is drinking again, click on homepage.
They're all on prescription uppers and sleeping pills and all kinds of crap. Pour booze on top - oy.
had a good time at the nm state fair today with woody guthrie's guitar, gwpda, and nm red. then i went and donated $30 to the nm racing commission.
Olaf glad and big
Me too, me too! Not the $30 but I did buy a really really beautiful new pony for Holden - it's white and its head bounces up and down and is perfect for his rear window. And I bought watertiger an Arizona snowman, and we saw the kuhlest llama with a sort poodle cut who was actually piebald.... And Woody and NM Red were there and we all had lots of pie and lamb stew and frybread and roasted corn on a stick and saw many many beautiful and strange things.
And then, as I was coming home, who do I run across but renato at the big time Phoenix demonstration where much shaking and honking and aspersions were cast and honked....
Hurrah!
Hello friends. What's going on?
David Keith's nanobots are eating Seattle, but Winnie from The Wonder Years will save the day!
Is Britain pulling out of Iraq in May or not?
Guardian says yes!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/
Observ...1577937,00.html
Scotsman says no, all withdrawal plans have been scrapped because of the situation in Basra!
http://news.scotsman.com/politic...m?
id=1990832005
Addiction in the Bush dynasty:
Babs Bush - alcohol
George W. Bush - alcohol and cocaine
Laura Bush - nicotine
Jenna Bush - alcohol and penis
Neil Bush - alcohol
Noelle Bush - narcotics
John E. Bush - alcohol
heh, i'm drinking again, and i need ta pee! bbl!
Will a drunken Bush have a beer hall putsch?
Man, I didn't realize that the Enquirer broke those stories. All week I've just been sort of chuckling about the people in checkout lines seeing the story about Bush's drinking, but I'm starting to believe it now.
I keep discovering bottles of bourbon in my house.
Need to have company over more often...
uh, hey all. I've been an eschaton visitor for almost 3 years now but lately (posasibly due to his schedule) the site has been mostly "open threads". While we all know that Atrios can't always be posting items of interest, aren't there others who can at least post some pieces that could be discussed/acted on/disseminated and otherwise be useful besides the "frist" posts?
sure, there is always kos but combined with kos, we could get som serious action and critical mass on very important items...
just sayin'
fuck bush
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
How do you make a hormone?
Step on her toe.
Why doesn't every story about Frist mention how his family business paid $1.7 BILLION in fines for stealing from the US government?
It's YORE MONEY people!!
David Keith's nanobots are eating Seattle, but Winnie from The Wonder Years will save the day!
Eli
Ask a stupid question...
Well, I can inform you all that SF's demonstration was like pretty much every SF demonstration. Nice day for it, though.
Hello friends. What's going on?
Phila
Cheney survived surgery, but many are hoping for an infection by a superbug.
I don't buy it.
He's been drinking longer than that.
at least since the election.
one things for sure, he was definitely on some serious meds. sort of like a puppet on a string.
So, did the last thread clarify Bush wetting the bed or not?
Maybe that's why he needs permission from Condi to go...
ah, I think most of us are coming down off of all the Rita talk.
Say...
When's the "Missing White Woman Show" coming on? All I'm gettin is hurricane reruns.
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While we all know that Atrios can't always be posting items of interest, aren't there others who can at least post some pieces that could be discussed/acted on/disseminated and otherwise be useful besides the "frist" posts?
It doesn't seem likely, now does it?
Does anybody know where one can find Friday's Krugman?
I miss him.
How do you make a hormone?
Step on her toe.
Now see, I always heard the answer to that one was "don't pay her".
Did Arthur get anything at the fair?
Dartanyon - I think Neil is addicted to his own penis as well. Why do you think business partners decided the most effective way to manipulate him was by providing him with prostitutes?
While the Washington elite only provide Guitar George with a steady stream of presstitutes.
GWPDA, Mrs DWD and I have resolved to return to the New Mexico State Fair and stay long enough for the Balloon Fiesta as soon as I retire and get that nasty school business out of the way.
I am glad you had a good time. When I went several years ago, I did as well.
They're shooting missiles at the nanoclouds???
another open thread????
Now see, I always heard the answer to that one was "don't pay her".
The last time I used that one, I was derided for being sexist. No one seems to mind this variant, though.
People are strange.
In case that post was missed on the last thread...
Pics and video of the march at AfterDowningStreet.org
Bush drinking?
Shades of Nixon...
How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her nightgown.
(Old when George Burns was a teenager).
Is it too late for the dirty jokes sweepstakes? I love these little word substitution things.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster with an attitude?
The rooster gets up in the morning clucking defiance.
What is the difference between a crazy fighting hockey player and a blonde?
He is fussy by nature and would go to any length to get a puck.
What is the difference between a girls' track team and a bunch of pygmys?
One is a group of cunning little runts.
Dartanyon - I think Neil is addicted to his own penis as well. Tom - Daai Tou Laam
I too, share this addiction.
But what guy doesn't? And mine is such a thing of beauty, or so I'm told. 
Isn't the A-man doing a NY gig today?
Anyone know anything about Brigham Young University?
Will a drunken Bush have a beer hall putsch?
Oh, I see the Pres at the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And Laura in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one
Oh Yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And NotJenna was soothing, and they all started grooving
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And then Rove at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a beer hall putsch
And then Jeb in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a beer hall putsch
Beer hall putsch...
GWPDA,
I humbly request an invitation to join next year's gathering at the NM State Fair.
I am quiet, reasonably well-behaved, and love New Mexico.
Respectfully,
Diane
aren't there others who can at least post some pieces that could be discussed/acted on/disseminated and otherwise be useful besides the "frist" posts?
Seems to me like there's an awful lot of interesting links that get posted in the comments...
Did Arthur get anything at the fair?
Karin - I bought him his own broasted chicken.
Wow, Winnie wants to be a *real* reporter!
How does a Frenchman hold his liquor?
By the ears.
Btw, thanks doc, it was an oldie but a goodie. LOL.
Jack -
the open threads hit every two hours or so, whether Atrios is here or not. There have been plenty of good posts here of late, especially on the "burgeoning" (if by burgeoning you mean a full have dozen people are paying attention) Frist scandal.
I don't recall there ever being too many lengthy, policy oriented posts here like you get on Kos; some of the more regular viewers may have a better memory than me.
Anyone know anything about Brigham Young University?
Ripley
Lost to the Horned Frogs today 51-50 after leading by about 28 points in the first half. Or were you talking trivia like academics?
I just went to the proctologist, and a he gave me a thumbs up.
[okay...that's just a variation on Carlin's "I wanted a job as a gynecologist, but i couldn't find an opening."]
Wow, Winnie wants to be a *real* reporter!
Winnocchio?
Besides, kitties is cute and sci-fi movies blow.
Seems to me like there's an awful lot of interesting links that get posted in the comments...
Eli
Including the Homepage links...
Non-sex joke:
What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
Show me the honey.
Anyone know anything about Brigham Young University?
Ripley
Yus. GWPDA used to be hosted at BYU. Whadya need?
Seems to me like there's an awful lot of interesting links that get posted in the comments...
True, but I have been missing my Krugman and Herbert since last week-is there any reliable way to find them?
there's a clip of viggo mortenson's appearance on charlie rose at crooksandliars.com that i highly recommend. not only is he a totally cool guy, he's extremely thoughtful and heartfelt in his comments about the current state of things. but charlie rose is still a putz.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/20...9/
24.html#a5091
GWPDA - Sounds like a perfect day.
Down in the lower thread, Woody was talking about next year and I already have it on the calendar.
It'll be perfect - I can just come down and go the fair - leave the cat here. Come back up here for another week or so.
I'm glad y'all had fun but I figured you would.
Blonde lawyer joke:
Her only real asset to the firm was her lie-ability.
Including the Homepage links...
Which ones?
Seems to me like there's an awful lot of interesting links that get posted in the comments...
Eli
I've noticed that, too.
Did we lose the losers?
True, but I have been missing my Krugman and Herbert since last week-is there any reliable way to find them?
Yes. Get out your credit card and pay for them.
Lost to the Horned Frogs today 51-50 after leading by about 28 points in the first half. Or were you talking trivia like academics?
Lol Actually, I was wondering more about political connections or if BYU has some remarkable pre-law program.
i don't see why peope deride open threads.
i check buzzflash and rawstory every day. when i'm done reading there i come over here. almost always atrios has an interesting twist, something new, or a different way of looking at it. hell, he hardly ever provides commentary, but he links to another blog or provides an angle you don't get from the MSM.
i like the comments here, even the frivolous ones, it builds a camaraderie. that's a valuable thing in such troubling times.
best blog on the net in my opinion.
Did we lose the losers?
Ha.
Does anybody know where one can find Friday's Krugman?
http://pkarchive.org/
http://www.johntabin.com/neverpayretail/
GW, is BYU some kind of fast track to Republican gov't jobs?
From the Department of Death Ain't What It Used To Be:
Reported as Dead, Suspect in '64 Killings Turns Up Alive
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: September 25, 2005
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/2...al/
25civil.html
ROXIE, Miss., Sept. 24 (AP) - During a trip here last July to make a documentary on the 1964 killings of his brother and another black man, Thomas Moore stopped at a gas station outside of this town in southwestern Mississippi for a sandwich.
At the store, Mr. Moore lamented to a local man that one of the prime suspects in the killings had died, and the listener asked which one. "James Ford Seale," Mr. Moore replied. The newspapers had said so. Mr. Seale's own son had confirmed it.
"He ain't dead," the man said. "I'll show you where he lives."
Mr. Moore and a filmmaker, David Ridgen, drove to a house where an old man lounged outside.
"James Ford Seale!" Mr. Moore called from the road. "Why don't you come out and talk to me?"
The man scurried into a motor home - but not before Mr. Ridgen could get a good shot of him. James Ford Seale was alive.
Mr. Moore's brother, Charles Eddie Moore, and Henry Hezekiah Dee were killed in May 1964, a month before the more prominent killings of three civil rights workers in Philadelphia, Miss. According to federal reports, Mr. Moore and Mr. Dee, both 19, were hitchhiking outside nearby Meadville when a Klansman in a Volkswagen picked them up.
Searchers combing the woods and swamps for the civil rights workers found part of a black man's body in the Mississippi River near Tallulah, La. Federal officials converged on the area, and the partial remains of a second man were found the next day.
The bodies were identified as those of Mr. Moore, who was home from Alcorn A&M, and Mr. Dee, who worked at a local lumberyard.
etc.
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Lord, please grant me the days to see the Great State of Mississippi capitally punish at least ONE white person for murdering a black person.
Just one, Lord, if you got it in you.
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Well, I can inform you all that SF's demonstration was like pretty much every SF demonstration. Nice day for it, though.
Phila
And I have a cold and missed it. And GWPDA went to the fair....
Waaaahhh!!!
I humbly request an invitation to join next year's gathering at the NM State Fair.
I am quiet, reasonably well-behaved, and love New Mexico.
Respectfully,
Diane
Next year I shall remember to check when it starts a little earlier than the day before it ends - and then you can come and sandiaman, and all our NM pals and Arizona pals and Coloradans - we'll have a really big posse! My word if we work it right we can become a Tour Group and get a discount! It's only $5 to get in tho now, so how much more of a discount there could be I'm not sure.
Although I was really puzzled by the idea that the turkey legs (Turkey on a Stick) were $7 each. That seemed like a lot for turkey legs....
" So, did the last thread clarify Bush wetting the bed or not? --
ellroon
You know, my sister (who is a nurse in LA) knew a woman who was sleeping with an ER janitor who also worked at a doctor's office where Bush was brought in on an emergency visit. Said he slipped and fell on a gerbil...
Before I sign off, I have to remind everybody again to read Billmon's post today.
Is there a specific date for the Fitzgerald indictments? They're supposed to come in October. But is it early October, late October? Has there been any word about that?
Speaking of interesting topical posts, this one at Billmon, which I found via Attaturk, made me gag and want to cry at the same time. You all may have already discussed it in my absence earlier, but it was damned powerful and expresses sentiments I have felt as well.
Besides, kitties is cute and sci-fi movies blow.
D. McEnroe, Paper Moonbat
Have I told you about my idea for MysteryNewsTheatre1984...
A bunch of hippie commies are taken to the big roundup by FEMA in the Evacuation Bus of Love and forced to watch horrible News Broadcasts in a feeble re-education attempt.
Insanely humourous and creatively insightful commentary commences.
Oh, nice heroic walking-purposefully-to-the-plane shot.
I'm the only one still watching this, aren't I...
i like the comments here, even the frivolous ones, it builds a camaraderie. that's a valuable thing in such troubling times.
best blog on the net in my opinion.
charley
I agree, and I betcha that some of the concern over whether Eschaton's fulfilling its "duties" isn't exactly sincere.
I haven't taken a survey, but I bet there's not a single one of us that gets political news only from here. I cycle through 58 bookmarked sites almost every day. And if I ever figure RSS out, I'll have everyone's blogs on it and cycle through those too...
when a Klansman in a Volkswagen picked them up.
Full circle, that.
Bush, who said he quit drinking the morning after his 40th birthday, has started boozing amid the Katrina catastrophe.
I don't buy it.
He's been drinking longer than that.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 10:28 pm | #
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i know someone who has been in aa for over 35 years. she doesn't believe bush ever quit drinking either. she says it takes one to know one.
I'm the only one still watching this, aren't I...
I think everyone else got what they needed from the Stuff links below.
I'm still watching, I'm just preparing dinner as well. And carrot cake for dessert--putting the frosting on.
Jack - Fortified with THC! - I don't know what you think any of us here can do about it, Jack - why bitch at us?
There's an email link over to your left - take it to Atrios.
I think everyone else got what they needed from the Stuff links below.
And put it into my special, hidden folder for later.
i know someone who has been in aa for over 35 years. she doesn't believe bush ever quit drinking either. she says it takes one to know one.
Olaf glad and big
Ditto. And my adult friends who aren't drunks can ride bicycles and Segways.
If he's not drunk, he's on some presciption cocktail of God knows what. Haldol and Klonopin, maybe.
What a comforting thought.
A drunken idiot fratboy moron with his finger on the button.
God, don't y'all feel so much safer now?
I see Doc and I are on the same page.
Doc, I was unaware of that website until I read that post an hour or so ago.
But really, it makes sense. It's not an entirely radical departure from what we've already seen.
Why was it neccessary to photograph in Abu Ghraib, for instance? It's just technology meets fascism.
And if I ever figure RSS out, I'll have everyone's blogs on it and cycle through those too...
Dude, if I could figure it out, you can figure it out. I have Sage in my Firefox sidebar thingy, but I'm open to suggestions if anyone knows of anything better.
Eli--Raptor Island tomorrow night!
There's an email link over to your left - take it to Atrios.
You're such an asshole. Wow.
when a Klansman in a Volkswagen picked them up.
Full circle, that.
Central Scrutinizer
I love those circus shows where the little Volkswagen comes driving up and then all the Klansmen come spilling out.
My cat, while attempting to leap on to my desk and demand my attention, just cracked her head on my elbow which was hanging over the chair armrest. This is the sister of the cat who swatted down a fly the other day and then forgot the damn thing was under his own paw.
Someone needs to tell my cats they're cats...
Said he slipped and fell on a gerbil...
Is that snark, or legitimate?
I'm the only one still watching this, aren't I...
Eli
If you've lost sallyh -- you've lost Eschaton.
i don't see why peope deride open threads.
i check buzzflash and rawstory every day. when i'm done reading there i come over here.
Indeed...look at the links along the left side of Atrio's page...and those sites have as many links, too. An embarassment of riches out there.
Reminds me of the Q&A bit on Sienfeld's I'm Telling You For The Last Time DVD.
Someone in the audience yelled out for Seinfeld to say something about Clinton. He responded with, "What? Are Leno and Letterman not giving you your quota of Lewinsky jokes?"
And if I ever figure RSS out, I'll have everyone's blogs on it and cycle through those too...
Phila
Or you could let someone else do the work and figuring for ya
and Diane and Shaw Kenawe and spork_incident and seaxneat and nur al-cubicle have recently been added.
Bush drinking?
Go watch a few minutes of this and all doubt will be removed.
i think Bush has always been drinking--lately, I think it's just become beyond what can be concealed by his handlers.
Eli--Raptor Island tomorrow night!
Why do I think I've seen this already?
Anyway, I'll be at a friend's swing-dancing birthday party, and I have to use the DVR for the Giants game...
If he's not drunk, he's on some presciption cocktail of God knows what.
Jeebus and Freedom!!!
It changes a man. Changes him in ways you can't imagine. You know what I mean, right, Carlos? Tell 'em! Tell 'em how it changes a man!
Flory hon--sorry you're sick! What can I cook for you?
For what it's worth, I was frosting a carrot cake for dessert...
Why was it neccessary to photograph in Abu Ghraib, for instance? It's just technology meets fascism.
Ostensibly, they wanted to catalog each technique so they could keep track of what worked and how. Me, I think it was because they're a bunch of sick fucks.
people who bitch and moan about atrios' open threads misunderstand the nature of eschaton.
Dude, if I could figure it out, you can figure it out. I have Sage in my Firefox sidebar thingy, but I'm open to suggestions if anyone knows of anything better.
Eli
Sage, huh? Someone else recommended that to me, too. I'm sold.
And yeah...gotta love the concern trolls that think whining to us is the way to get Atrios to "toe the line"...
The discriminating pallet of the N'awlins Looter.
Was the gerbil used or new? And did it have firecrackers anywhere about its body?
You are the BEST browster!
Thanks!
Chertoff is going all medieval on David Keith's weaselly assistant!
Anyone know anything about Brigham Young University?
Ripley | Email | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 10:38 pm | #
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full of mormons. best avoided.
I still think Bush is clinically depressed. What he's taking or doing because of it is an open question. There are probably people who are guarding the truth about his actual condition as a state secret.
We've seen Raptor Island, Eli, but it's bad enough to be worth watching again.
Who cares if he's drunk? He's an evil son-of-a-bitch sober.
Ok. You were told.
"the nature of eschaton."
What's the nature of Eschaton?
sallyh:
Had some homemade chicken soup for dinner. Drinking tea with rum now.
Carrot cake would be yummy. Thanks.
Great minds, Karin.
If Bush is drinking, can we please get a Democrat to raise the issue and proceed to get him out of power?
Cheney's really running things anyway.
You know, I have an extremely trustworthy Doctor friend who told me of an experience he had in the ER where a cat had to be surgically removed from a man's penis.
He's a trustworthy friend and all that, but I'm starting to think he was putting me on.
Who cares if Bush is depressed? He's an evil son-of-a-bitch happy.
Indeed...look at the links along the left side of Atrio's page...and those sites have as many links, too. An embarassment of riches out there.
yeah, but sadly, the seaxneat project doesn't get pimped there.
because, unless i whore something, i get very few visitors.
that said, i did get one visitor today who did a google blogsearch on "horsehung" today. that was pretty funny!
I'm a Mich. State Fair junkie, big time. Love the building where they hawk the wonder mops and all. I've watched calves and lambs be born. I've watched lumberjack and high-diving shows. And eaten more junk than I oughta.
One year I was hobnobbing with a beekeeper who made this observation: "A well-serviced queen is a productive queen." I've thought since that it was a great philosophy to live by. (Even if I haven't managed to make it a reality.
Why was it neccessary to photograph in Abu Ghraib, for instance? It's just technology meets fascism.
Some say that blackmailing prisoners was a big part of it, and that may be true.
But ya know...allegations of sexual abuse of children tend to follow US contractors around from country to country, and it wouldn't surprise me if sexual torture and snuff films didn't have an audience in the corridors of power...
What's the nature of Eschaton?
What is your quest?
May be about time to watch the 2nd disc of the new Scorsese documentary of Dylan No Direction Home. Part one totally rocked. Umm, I mean folk-rocked. Highly recommended.
Wouldn't surprise me if they DID, I meant to say.
We've seen Raptor Island, Eli, but it's bad enough to be worth watching again.
Sallyh
That one was so bad it was good, IIRC.
Ok. You were told.
That guy I was mentioning earlier - the one who completely lost it - he also had this habit of speaking to the air like that, trying to be clever, then when someone responded to him, he'd say something cryptic again and usually vaguely threatening.
Eerie.
If Bush is drinking, can we please get a Democrat to raise the issue and proceed to get him out of power?
what is up with the democrats? do they know something we don't? they should be ripping bush new assholes at every turn. what do they know that we don't? why are they and the press acquiescent to everything the administration puts out?
because, unless i whore something, i get very few visitors.
that said, i did get one visitor today who did a google blogsearch on "horsehung" today. that was pretty funny!
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng) | Email | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 10:56 pm | #
Your blog sucks. That's why you have no traffic.
because, unless i whore something, i get very few visitors.
How do you make a blogwhormone?
Eli - I think that deployment would have gone better if they had not required Winnie to have to think the commands in Russian.
i tell you, watching the local news this weekend, i was surprised at how much they fall into official line. i blogged about it, fwiw.
And, oddly, while waiting for my flight from Abq to take off, we saw that an Air Force One was parked over on the Kirtland AFB. Mercifully it seemed to be some kind of backup, because we took off normally and weren't frisked before boarding or anything.
Sallyh,
Is your carrot cake recipe in the Eschacon cookbook?
Anyone know anything about Brigham Young University?
Ripley
They bring them often, too.
You know, I have an extremely trustworthy Doctor friend who told me of an experience he had in the ER where a cat had to be surgically removed from a man's penis.
He's a trustworthy friend and all that, but I'm starting to think he was putting me on.
He wasn't.
that said, i did get one visitor today who did a google blogsearch on "horsehung" today. that was pretty funny!
I get lots of visitors who searched for "monkeys for sale."
"A well-serviced queen is a productive queen."
Applies to us peasants, as well.
And, oddly, while waiting for my flight from Abq to take off, we saw that an Air Force One was parked over on the Kirtland AFB. Mercifully it seemed to be some kind of backup, because we took off normally and weren't frisked before boarding or anything.
what the hell was he doing in NM? the hurricane landed two states to the east of NM!!!
And if I ever figure RSS out, I'll have everyone's blogs on it and cycle through those too...
Phila
never figured out what RSS is or XXL but i've also discovered a lot of interesting blogs, including yours. can't visit them all every day, but i know they are there. somehow comforting to know not all the world is batshit insane.
anyway, rekon i'm done for tonite. but peace to all, and to all peace. so saith dr. pangloss.
Nur-al--I have to say, Bush would be a person I would have no sympathy for, clinically depressed or not.
I'm so tired of him giving us the finger at every turn.
what is up with the democrats?
They are the same tools of corporate power that the Republicans are, they just don't happen to have their names in gold leaf on the Executive office door at the moment.
So I was just sayin' somewhere I forget where that there isn't much crossover between Eschaton and dKos, and then Chicago Dirtyword goes and gets herself a recommended diary over there.
Crossover galore!
Indeed...look at the links along the left side of Atrio's page.
Hmph.
I get lots of visitors who searched for "monkeys for sale."
that's odd! don't people know that monkeys are very rarely legal? my goodness!
Why was it neccessary to photograph in Abu Ghraib, for instance? It's just technology meets fascism.
Seebach
Because I know a lot of members of the military, I've always rejected comparisons with the Nazis, but the clinical precision with which the concentration camp experiments were recorded springs to mind in a truly disturbing way here.
When the Enquirer broke the Lewinsky story, it was just what the rest of the press had been waiting for. Tenuous as it was, it was in print, and that made it "news." Are the press today as eager to make something of Bush's drinking?
how 'bout "Our Troops", and their aluminum baseball bats?
What's the nature of Eschaton?
Have you ever read the Cluetrain Manifesto? It was put out in 96 as a business tome, but it's a pretty good forecast of the nature of the blogosphere.
The internets is a bazaar.
Cluetrain Manifesto
..
If Bush is drinking, can we please get a Democrat to raise the issue and proceed to get him out of power?
Cheney's really running things anyway.
Seebach | Email | 09.24.05 - 10:56 pm | #
Four more years!! Four more years!!
Hmph.
'zactly.
allegations of sexual abuse of children tend to follow US contractors around from country to country
I had heard this, too. Was in Dyncorp, in Kosovo? There are so many secretive contractors...
Sandy--it is, and cookbooks will be shipped this week.
Look at the thousands listening to Moonbat Mother Sheehan!
The Anti-War movement is an inflatable force, inflated by the Socialists who run the movement, and only about 1% of the population
What is your quest?
Shits and giggles, mostly.
That, and discerning the nature of all reality and how it leads back to Eschaton.
Other than that, tasty buds and cool waves.
if sexual torture and snuff films didn't have an audience in the corridors of power...
Hmm. I wonder what Bolton is up to tonight?
But who cares if Bolton fancies sexual perversion? He's an evil son-of-a-bitch even if he's a choirboy.
Why was it neccessary to photograph in Abu Ghraib, for instance? It's just technology meets fascism.
Ostensibly, they wanted to catalog each technique so they could keep track of what worked and how. Me, I think it was because they're a bunch of sick fucks.
There's also the technique of showing potential torture subjects what's in store for them...also the technique of torturing the subject's loved ones and showing him the pictures...also the technique of making the subject cognizant that his sexual humiliation has been recorded and will be seen by others...and, yes, "sick fucks" who train and study human degradation as merely a set of "techniques."
Your blog sucks. That's why you have no traffic.
gtm
Your life sucks. That's why you're an Eschaton troll.
Nur-al--I have to say, Bush would be a person I would have no sympathy for, clinically depressed or not.
I'm so tired of him giving us the finger at every turn.
Sallyh | Email | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 11:00 pm | #
Why don't you give him a "call".
That'll lift his spirits.
Thanks, Sallyh -- soon as the 1st of the month rolls around (and money refills the till) I'll be getting in touch.
I think it's impossible to figure that Bush created these deviants. They were there, always. But was it really always? Did they emerge because of Reagan? But no, the moral majority formed even before that.
Shits and giggles, mostly.
You're halfway there, anyway.
Your blog sucks. That's why you have no traffic.
gtm
Your life sucks. That's why you're an Eschaton troll.
Phila | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 11:02 pm | #
From the mouth of a whiny bitch?
Keep dancing, ol' bear.
"Well, if you're getting a spongebath from Jabba The Hutt, we're going to go take a walk."
Hmph.
rorschach
But you have a very cute niece -- and kitties.
ahhahahahahaha! ah, and dogsnot is a bastion of beauty!
You know, I have an extremely trustworthy Doctor friend who told me of an experience he had in the ER where a cat had to be surgically removed from a man's penis.
He's a trustworthy friend and all that, but I'm starting to think he was putting me on.
He wasn't.
Anonymous
Did it hurt?
Thanks, Sallyh -- soon as the 1st of the month rolls around (and money refills the till) I'll be getting in touch.
Sandy-L.A., 90034 | Email | 09.24.05 - 11:03 pm | #
You referring to the welfare check?
You're halfway there, anyway.
Yeah, lots of people flinging shit like that. And it makes me giggle every time.
ellroon,
Saw your post earlier -- hope all is well in the IA?
dogsnot. who else links to dog snot in the homepage link?
keep one fucking handle. it's less stupid that way.
Did it hurt?
That was a tight pussy.
sallyh,
what's the story on getting the cook book? do I send you a check? should I email, or is thera link somewhere?
You know, I have an extremely trustworthy Doctor friend who told me of an experience he had in the ER where a cat had to be surgically removed from a man's penis.
anybody who has ever had a friend who worked in the er has heard stories of the most unusual things that can be inserted into a human body ...
"It's guar-damned-ted".
Ted, stop using "Anonymous", it's so chicken of you.
Geoffy, or is it one of your brothers or is it gorhamgirl, your sockdoll.
Look for those jokes in the coming days. You'll be as popular as the author of "Greek Me" was about the time I knew your father. Course the other greeks might get a laugh out of it too.
Look at the thousands listening to Moonbat Mother Sheehan!
The Anti-War movement is an inflatable force, inflated by the Socialists who run the movement, and only about 1% of the population
Gary Ruppert | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 11:01 pm | #
LMAO.
Big crowd. They're ready for '08!
Late to the party......it's early out here.
"Where the hormones there moan I".
Aldous Huxley
Actually, Ruppert, most people are not socialists. I can attest to this fact, personally.
keep one fucking handle. it's less stupid that way.
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng)
You'd think if you really thought of your self as "Magnificent," you'd stick with one identity.
I sometimes wonder about the character of anyone who actually wants to be president of the US.
Think about it: pay is, what, $400K a year now? And look what you have to deal with if you make even a small attempt at doing the job.
Mystery to me.
sallyh,
what's the story on getting the cook book? do I send you a check? should I email, or is thera link somewhere?
Sallyh, yes, enquiring minds want to know!
anybody who has ever had a friend who worked in the er has heard stories of the most unusual things that can be inserted into a human body ...
bkny
Well, yeah, but that was 'onto' not 'into'...
Geoffy, or is it one of your brothers or is it gorhamgirl, your sockdoll.
Look for those jokes in the coming days. You'll be as popular as the author of "Greek Me" was about the time I knew your father. Course the other greeks might get a laugh out of it too.
EPT | 09.24.05 - 11:05 pm | #
What the fuck are you yapping about, bitchboy?
Has the Prior been about this evening?
And a good evening to all the rest of you beautiful moonbats!
Geoffrey,
how things going at Vanguard Group? still chiselling the seniors?
btw, the homoerotic photos of the southern Maine sisters of Delta Chi made me laugh my ass off. lamest fraternity ever.
Actually, Ruppert, most people are not socialists. I can attest to this fact, personally.
Except for the Democratic party, which is made up of a majority of socialists
Cheney's really running things anyway.
Seebach
Not right at the moment, he isn't.
I sometimes wonder about the character of anyone who actually wants to be president of the US.
Rightly so. You've got to be sick in the head, on some level.
Jack wasn't bitching, and he isn't a concern troll. All that needed to be said was to remind him there is a lot of information available from the links posted in the comments/homepages & on Atrios' blogroll.
It's also pretty arrogant to just tell someone 'take it up with Atrios'-- as if we, the so called 'reality-based community', don't have the desire or need to discuss how that community is run.
& since the thread is becoming littered with real trolling, I'm outa here for tonight- seeyalater...
sallyh,
what's the story on getting the cook book? do I send you a check? should I email, or is thera link somewhere?
Sallyh, yes, enquiring minds want to know!
Sarah Deere | Email | 09.24.05 - 11:07 pm | #
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Give her a "call".
What the fuck are you yapping about, bitchboy?
23 Preble Street, Gorham Maine, bitch!
watching Phoenix Woman make you her bitch was the funniest thing on the Internets this week.
Sarah Deere,
I'll bet Sallyh is serving dinner right about now. I seem to recall she said if you click on her blogsite the information would be there about how to order a cookbook.
bush is on top of the rita response? is that why he flew to san antonio, got asked if he would get in the way, assured that he wouldn't, and then had someone announce he had cancelled his trip so that he wouldn't get in the way? and then he flew to Austin today? when the hurrican hit Louisiana? what the fuck are you smoking over there?
Who cares if he's drunk? He's an evil son-of-a-bitch sober.
Nûr al-Cubicle
Imagine the damage we'd be dealing with had he been sober.
Only they'll use your full name.
Geoffrey,
how things going at Vanguard Group? still chiselling the seniors?
btw, the homoerotic photos of the southern Maine sisters of Delta Chi made me laugh my ass off. lamest fraternity ever.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jafaari | 09.24.05 - 11:07 pm | #
LMAO. If it isn't the loser that edits porn and cleans parlor stalls for a living.
Red-baiting? What fucking year is it? Don't they know all Dems support theocratic Islam now?
Only they'll use your full name.
EPT | 09.24.05 - 11:09 pm | #
You still talking bitchboy?
I seek the Grail!
No, that's not it, oh yeah, I was getting the mail.
The threadbot trollers heed their callers:
They've got to get in to get out.
Except for the Democratic party, which is made up of a majority of socialists
really? i know no socialists. and i know a lot of democrats.
and what about my uber-conservtive boss who hates bush so much he makes fun of him falling of his bike? how does that comport to your reality?
I sometimes wonder about the character of anyone who actually wants to be president of the US.
Think about it: pay is, what, $400K a year now? And look what you have to deal with if you make even a small attempt at doing the job.
I remember avoiding the school musical for 3 years, then finally trying out for it my senior year because the lead the previous year was so awful, I felt it was my duty to try to save the rest of the school from a repeat.
I, uh, got the only major non-singing role (presumably on the strength of my heartfelt rendition of "The Old Dope Peddler"), but the wanker didn't get the lead either, so I was okay. Plus I can now simulate a facial tic on *either* side of my face, which I am convinced will come in handy some day.
I sometimes wonder about the character of anyone who actually wants to be president of the US.
"Any man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy."
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Sarah Deere,
I'll bet Sallyh is serving dinner right about now. I seem to recall she said if you click on her blogsite the information would be there about how to order a cookbook.
Sandy-L.A., 90034 | Email | 09.24.05 - 11:08 pm | #
It's a buffet 24/7 at her place.
How else do you explain her burgeoning waistline and triple chin?
Oh, I was meaning to recommend this Canadian beer called "La Fin Du Monde." Drank a bunch of it yesterday and liked it. Now you know.
But you have a very cute niece -- and kitties.
flory, Business Manager
True!
Ted, stop using "Anonymous", it's so chicken of you.
You should see what he said about using different kinds of energy down below. We can all just switch over. No problemo.
Talk about being out of touch!
He's nuts!
Rightly so. You've got to be sick in the head, on some level.
I heard some pseudo-philosophical claptrap in some sci-fi movie or X-Men comic about how power doesn't corrupt, it attracts the corruptible. Looks like it was pretty close to the mark.
What the fuck are you yapping about, bitchboy?
Did you see what he posted in the middle of last night? An instant classic in lunacy.
http://www.haloscan.com/
comments...0961368#3336871
I think he's stalking you or something.
Here's a topic for discussion:
Lynndie England: In love, and no brighter than a string bean. Guilty or not guilty. Discuss.
Don't say hobnail in front of Geoffy, it upsets him and his brothers.
He was, indeed, Desi. How's things up there?
I'm glad y'all had fun but I figured you would.
Tena
Missed you. You would have really liked the llamas and the alpacas.
Shall I send Holden's pony to you to distribute?
"Any man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy."
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
False dichotomy, as demonstrated by Our Dear Leader.
seax,
The purple a little hard on my eyes, loved the escalator pic.
Don't say hobnail in front of Geoffy, it upsets him and his brothers.
Hobnail & I was a really good movie.
Actually, Ruppert, most people are not socialists. I can attest to this fact, personally.
Except for the Democratic party, which is made up of a majority of socialists
Gary Ruppert | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 11:07 pm | #
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so you're saying that the majority of the democratic party is equal to 1% of the population?
You'd think if you really thought of your self as "Magnificent," you'd stick with one identity.
yeah.
hey, what was so bad about the DEMOCRATIC mayor's response to Rita, "gtm"? that a DEMOCRAT got 2.7 MILLION fucking people out of harms way? how does that comport to your reality? how does that advance the progress of your president? who was here but wasn't?
Lynndie England: In love, and no brighter than a string bean. Guilty or not guilty. Discuss.
Her own lawyer claims she's an idiot.
I have to agree.
LMAO. If it isn't the loser that edits porn and cleans parlor stalls for a living.
nice try sweety. Geoffy, I noticed you don't pop in during the day much now, eh? Vanguard Group and that darned Accepatble Use Policy. what's an MBA from some bumfuck college gonna do, eh Geoffy?
watching the Eschatonians shred you up into little bite-size pieces is comedy gold.
now dance some more for us, little girl.
You'd think if you really thought of your self as "Magnificent," you'd stick with one identity.
Phila
Unless you were delusional... and trying to forge military service records...
Gordon was pimping that N'awlins Looter link earlier.
Let's just ignore the moron, shall we?
seax,
The purple a little hard on my eyes, loved the escalator pic.
damnit! the purple's hard on the eyes? i was trying for that whole anna sui thing.
*sigh* i'm always trying to make the layout and colors good for people, because I want them to enjoy the site. t-cho and i have worked hard on that. well, we'll work on it some more. thanks for the feedback!
ruh-roh, another friend of the dukestir had his house raided. is anybody compiling a datasheet of these investigations into republican corruption:
Inquiry of Calif. Legislator Widens
By Charles R. Babcock
Washington Post Staff Writer
Saturday, September 24, 2005; Page A04
Federal authorities have executed search warrants on a Long Island businessman who is a longtime friend of Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham (R-Calif.) -- an apparent sign that prosecutors are widening their criminal investigation of the veteran House member.
Agents from the FBI, the Internal Revenue Service and the Defense Criminal Investigative Service executed the search warrants Thursday, Special Agent Jan Caldwell of the FBI office in San Diego said in a statement yesterday. The statement did not say whose property was searched, but sources said it belonged to Thomas T. Kontogiannis of Glen Head, N.Y.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...5092301711.html
He's nuts!
think of it this way, the more time Teddy B trolls us here, the less time he's spending cruising the gay teen chat rooms.
gay teens everywhere thank us.
What's all this about purple hard-ons?
Let's just ignore the moron, shall we?
I concur.
Let the ignoring begin!
Pay no mind to the chant of the ever circling skeletal family.
Ditto. And my adult friends who aren't drunks can ride bicycles and Segways.
Segways. Coming thru PHX airport, I had to stop - bunch of Phx PD clumped around one of their members who was riding her PD issued Segway. We exchanged comments about how easy it was to ride and every one got closer to the point that only a drunken fool could possibly fall off one. These are cops! These are Phoenix cops....
Did you know now that Segways can be equipped with little trailers to carry Arthurs or children or whatever?
Desi's Avatar:
Great message
or
He's got a nice ass?
Discuss 
i know someone who has been in aa for over 35 years. she doesn't believe bush ever quit drinking either. she says it takes one to know one.
Olaf glad and big
i was in aa for 3 years before i started drinking again. like you say, takes on to know one.
for instance, i always say i'm leaving, but then i don't.
The interesting thing is that previous catastrophic presidencies, like Grant and Harding were that their friends were corrupt. Has there every been an entirely rotten administration?
Her own lawyer claims she's an idiot.
I have to agree.
that whole situation is messed up. her plea had nothing to do with reality. that's not fun. it happens all the time, but it's not fun. there are so many people who plead guilty, it's not even funny. most of the time its so that they can turn against someone bigger. take david radler who is expected to testify against lord black.
Bush shied away from San Antonio because it was too sunny, which might interfere with the message that he was "engaged" with the storm response (this time). This morning the CNN anchor was wearing her "serious" face while reporting on a hurricane flight crew that flew thru the eye before it hit land "at the personal request of the President". They are working overtime to shine up his little president shoes for him, but he doesn't even know how to appear engaged without looking like an asshole. I realize that it turns out to be a wash anyway when Bush is involved, but don't you think people would rather see the President at his desk in Washington when he is supposed to be "engaged" in dealing with a crisis?
Central Scrutinizer,
I like your comments. You're a great referee in re troll action.
Well, yeah, but that was 'onto' not 'into'...
elkal
uh, fair point ... 
Did you know now that Segways can be equipped with little trailers to carry Arthurs or children or whatever?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Email | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 11:16 pm |
Get off your ass and walk.
The Anti-War movement is an inflatable force, inflated by the Socialists who run the movement, and only about 1% of the population
Gary Ruppert
Free speech is free speech. Socialists can also be capitalists, in fact, the philosophy relies on it.
Slave traders were the opposite of socialists. Kinda like Wal*Mart. "Low wages, always low wages."
Too much troll poop hereabouts for a convalescent....
See ya'll tomorrow.
GWPDA -- don't we have to wait for more poll results before Holden gets another pony?
The interesting thing is that previous catastrophic presidencies, like Grant and Harding were that their friends were corrupt. Has there every been an entirely rotten administration?
Seebach | Email | 09.24.05 - 11:16 pm | #
Clinton and Gore
What's all this about purple hard-ons?
I consulted the doctor after 4 hours. it just won't go down!
Hi Ripley! We're dry here, so I can't complain too much. But, we've got a nutball 'preacher' who's set to be the repub senatorial candidate running against Debbie Stabenow.
http://greatscat.blogspot.com/20...-
candidate.html
A real nut. Wondered if the good Prior had heard tell of 'im.
How's things in your world?
Desi's Avatar: Great message or He's got a nice ass?
I'd title it Bound for Glory.
But that's just me.
Let's just ignore the moron, shall we?
I concur.
Let the ignoring begin!
Central Scrutinizer | Email | 09.24.05 - 11:16 pm | #
Too late, I already OWN this thread.
I consulted the doctor after 4 hours. it just won't go down!
I think going down would only make it worse...
Get off your ass and walk.
Like your 'president'?
Hey Ruppert,
Just what is so fucking wrong with being a socialist?
The best country to live in according to numerous sources is Norway.
The least stress, the longest lives, the lowest infant mortality, and on and on.
A beer might cost 8 bucks but who needs more than one when everything else is so much better?
I need about a 12 pack just to put up with these assholes running things into the fucking ditch.
Kontogiannis, of Glen Head, N.Y., said in interviews this weekend that he bought the Kelly C, a boat on which Cunningham used to live while Congress was in session, for $600,000 in summer 2002. Kontogiannis spent $100,000 more redecorating it the next year at the Glen Cove marina but didn't use it except for dockside parties, he said, because it wasn't stable in rough seas. Kontogiannis said he never got around to changing the title on the boat from Cunningham's name to his.
Then in late 2003, Kontogiannis said, when Cunningham bought a $2.55 million home in Rancho Santa Fe, the congressman asked if a mortgage company owned by Kontogiannis's nephew and daughter could finance $1.1 million in mortgages. The congressman bought that house shortly after Wade paid $1.675 million for Cunningham's previous home in Del Mar. Wade then sold that house for a $700,000 loss.
Kontogiannis said he recently paid off a $500,000 second mortgage on the Rancho Santa Fe home at the congressman's request, mostly with money he owed Cunningham for the yacht.
There is no mention of Kontogiannis's debt to Cunningham on the congressman's financial disclosure statements.
What's all this about purple hard-ons?
I consulted the doctor after 4 hours. it just won't go down!
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jafaari | 09.24.05 - 11:18 pm | #
How's the employment working out for you?
Porn editing and stall cleaning?
ROFLMAO. You're pathetic.
Sandy-L.A.
Thanks.
Maybe I'm being selfish, but alltroll threads get old.
Hey Ruppert,
Just what is so fucking wrong with being a socialist?
The best country to live in according to numerous sources is Norway.
The least stress, the longest lives, the lowest infant mortality, and on and on.
A beer might cost 8 bucks but who needs more than one when everything else is so much better?
I need about a 12 pack just to put up with these assholes running things into the fucking ditch.
Vinnie | Email | 09.24.05 - 11:20 pm | #
Vinnie can't take care of himself.
That's why he supports the socialism.
He needs the govt teat.
i think, actually, that haloscan owns this thread. something in the EULA.
" What's all this about purple hard-ons?" -- Eli
Jeez, I leave for 20 minutes....
Lynndie England: In love, and no brighter than a string bean. Guilty or not guilty. Discuss.
Not guilty. England, and even her "boyfriend" are ignorant backwoods pawns being used by this administration to cover up for greater crimes.
Bushco won't even let seniors who don't agree with his SocSec "reform" into their town hall meetings. Really, if someone had a problem with England, she wouldn't have been allowed to empty waste baskets at Abu Ghraib, let alone been given access to prisoners.
This has Rummy and Rove's handprints all over it.
The interesting thing is that previous catastrophic presidencies, like Grant and Harding were that their friends were corrupt. Has there every been an entirely rotten administration?
As I recall, the Reagan administration set the record the most indictments ever.
Does anyone who listened to rally speeches today recall who it was that spoke on American aparthied and mentioned Benton Harbor MI and St. Joe?
It's been storming out here, Desi. And I think my beer is defective. May have to go see Apu at the Quikee Mart for a refill.
MI seems to be turning nuttier every year.
Hobnail & I was a really good movie.
I, Trollbot was on TV yesterday.
" What's all this about purple hard-ons?" -- Eli
Jeez, I leave for 20 minutes....
i was quite saddened by the abandonment of the where-can-i-find-boobies discussion!
They are working overtime to shine up his little president shoes for him, but he doesn't even know how to appear engaged without looking like an asshole
Doc
a couple of the news reports i saw really went out of their way to describe the p.r. aspects of bush/rita. that's something they've rarely done -- which is a sore point for me -- every print and broadcast account of his social security events should have begun with 'appeared before a carefully screen selection of gop supporters'.
gay teens everywhere thank us.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jafaari | 09.24.05 - 11:16 pm | #
Is that the porn you edit for a living?
LMAO. What a loser.
Hiya Sandy! Having fun lurking and learning from the Amazing Open Threads of Justice and Liberty at Eschaton, and you?
(And what do you mean by IA? Inland Area? Internal Anticoastal? Interesting Antidote?)
Hey, if we go by the traditional rules, I guess for the very few seconds Bush was able to maintain his equilibrium, the vehicle was known as "Segway One"
"As I recall, the Reagan administration set the record the most indictments ever.' -- Richard
More than Nixon?
He needs the govt teat.
gtm
So does Halliburton. What kind of commie are you to talk smack about our VP and current administration?
Why do you hate America?
Scum.
gtm,
You don't know a fucking thing about me. But I know you are a fucking asshole moron.
I am retired with a comfortable income that has nothing to do with a socialist program like social security.
So just go piss up a rope you smegma licking douche schnozzel.
I don't ever want to hear anyone make disparaging remarks about the names African-American parents sometimes give their children after American was subjected to "Lynndie".
Not guilty. England, and even her "boyfriend" are ignorant backwoods pawns being used by this administration to cover up for greater crimes.
Screw that. "Only following orders" is not an acceptable defense for war crimes. The only reason she should avoid jail time is if she's willing to roll on someone else - and that someone else had better be freakin' huge.
Desi's Avatar:
Great message
or
He's got a nice ass?
Are the rest of y'all having the rabid squirrel problem that seems to be rampant in the Metro-Detroit area this year? heh
I keed, SSquirrel.
You'd think if you really thought of your self as "Magnificent," you'd stick with one identity.
Phila
Unless you were delusional... and trying to forge military service records...
Tom - Daai Tou Laam | Email | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 11:13 pm | #
Fucky sucky five dolla!
Can I just butt in here and say that I think this newest "Anonymous"-troll to be one of the most boring uncreative droning dipshits I've ever seen around these parts?
There you go.
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Lynndie R Us.
Sep 24, 10:47 PM EDT
Brian Wilson dialing up Katrina donors
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- "Iowa Jim" was suspicious. Was Beach Boys co-founder Brian Wilson really putting messages on his official Web site urging people to contribute to Hurricane Katrina relief efforts?
The Web surfer using that screen name e-mailed a challenge: If Wilson called and proved it was really him, Jim would gladly donate $100.
"So I called him up!" a jovial Wilson told The Associated Press. "I was surprised that he said he didn't think I was involved because I really was. So I called him up."
Then Wilson and his wife, Melinda, got another brainstorm. Why not have the legend behind such musical standards as "Good Vibrations," "California Girls" and "Surfin'" call everyone who donates $100 or more? And he decided to match any contribution of $100 or more posted through his Web site by Oct. 1.
"If we get $10,000, we'll match $10,000," Wilson said by phone Friday night.
The musician recalled being warmly welcomed when he performed at the New Orleans JazzFest earlier this year, and said it was heartbreaking to see what Katrina has done to the city.
He said he had made about 15 calls since posting his challenge Thursday.
"I've got to go pretty soon," he said before hanging up Friday. "I've got 20 more calls to make tonight."
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wow, an MBA who answers the phone and makes cold calls. awesome!
"i was quite saddened by the abandonment of the where-can-i-find-boobies discussion!" --
seaxneat (fka PoppieProng)
Well, apparently every thread has it's theme.
"As I recall, the Reagan administration set the record the most indictments ever.' -- Richard
More than Nixon?
Indictments, not convictions...
I like "shackles of freedom" myself but it seems a wonderful metaphor for the current MSM. Never met a woman who didn't like a nice ass though...
Missed you. You would have really liked the llamas and the alpacas.
Shall I send Holden's pony to you to distribute?
Thanks, and gosh, Holden would be heartbroken if you didn't send it straight to him. He'd never get over it.
I think Lynndie should be sentenced under the "Do Unto Others" Act, which I just invented. She should receive the same punishment she was willing to dish out to others.
What the fuck are you yapping about, bitchboy?
Did you see what he posted in the middle of last night? An instant classic in lunacy.
http://www.haloscan.com/ comments...0961368#3336871
I think he's stalking you or something.
Anonymous | 09.24.05 - 11:11 pm | #
He wants to be my bitch.
I can't wait til he works up the sack to knock on my door.
Lynndie England: In love, and no brighter than a string bean. Guilty or not guilty. Discuss.
Desi
for instance i went to Desi's blog today. she had a post up about some born again whacko running for office in michigan (he's rich), right after i watched a born again whacko trying to fleece his flock on tv. it was spiritual, or synchronicity. you decide.
and lyndie is not guilty. hell, they were practically authorized to do what they did. which does not absolve this administration of criminal culpability. was hitler guilty?
Well, apparently every thread has it's theme.
it's true! every new thread seems to start on something else. odd, that.
Of course, then there's the gourdhead constantly lowering the bar...
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Hey, if we go by the traditional rules, I guess for the very few seconds Bush was able to maintain his equilibrium, the vehicle was known as "Segway One"
Heh. You made me laugh, also because my dad has trouble with that word, and always says "equilirium". Sort of a cross between equilibrium and delirium.
There is no mention of Kontogiannis's debt to Cunningham on the congressman's financial disclosure statements.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jafaari
is that confirmed? bwahahaha, man the corruption in the gop -- the gift that keeps on giving. and cunningham is such a smug, self-righteous asshole too. that's why this is especially satisfying to watch develop.
I think going down would only make it worse...
Eli
Going down always makes it better, I have to say.
GWPDA -- don't we have to wait for more poll results before Holden gets another pony?
flory, Business Manager
Fair enough - but you know it's going to happen soon enough.
I think I shall go have one of my Blake's Lot-A-Burgers I brought home from Blessed Tierra Encantada. The one with green chiles.
Of course, then there's the gourdhead constantly lowering the bar...
In short, we're looking for people who can bring much more to the position than just a voice at the other end of the telephone.
"i was quite saddened by the abandonment of the where-can-i-find-boobies discussion!"
[Doug Henny voice]
All you need is a tight t-shirt, two pair of rolled up socks...and the magic of imagination!
[/Doug Henny voice]
And if the band you're in starts playin' different tunes...
The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.
The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Fire on the moun, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."
wow, an MBA who answers the phone and makes cold calls. awesome!
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jafaari | 09.24.05 - 11:25 pm | #
Hows the pay for editing porn?
You paid under the table so you can collect the welfare check too?
Editing porn! LMAO. You must be some sort of a fucking loser to make a living off porn.
I think I shall go have one of my Blake's Lot-A-Burgers I brought home from Blessed Tierra Encantada. The one with green chiles.
i do have to say, regardless what RMJ says, green chiles are easier on the stomach than jalapenos. jalapenos give me heart burn.
I think I shall go have one of my Blake's Lot-A-Burgers
I love that guy with the blue poles for legs. Spooky.
Ever seen a three-year-old get all proud of himself because he yelled "poop!" in public and suddenly everyone is looking at him? Somehow I'm reminded of that image.
Thanks, and gosh, Holden would be heartbroken if you didn't send it straight to him. He'd never get over it.
Well, you can back channel me on how to do that. It's an awfully pretty pony, much nicer than those sparkle thingies.
[Doug Henny voice]
All you need is a tight t-shirt, two pair of rolled up socks...and the magic of imagination!
[/Doug Henny voice]
hahahahahahaha!
and lyndie is not guilty. hell, they were practically authorized to do what they did. which does not absolve this administration of criminal culpability. was hitler guilty?
Yep. And the guards, and the capos. There are things you just don't do, even if you have the green light to do it. Factors such as pressure from superior officers should be considered during the sentencing phase, but not as a mitigating factor vis a vis guilt or innocence.
You must be some sort of a fucking loser to make a living off porn.
gtm
you mean like rupert murdoch ...
So Bush wants to look engaged? What a dumbfuck!
Someone should tell the chimp that no one wants to see him in his denim shirt pretending to work - He's supposed to be pulling the strings making sure the citizens are safe.
He's supposed to be the guy running the show, not cheif cook and bottle-washer. Problem with Bush is he's never worked a daying his fucking life. It's revolting in the extreme to seem him running around looking for photo-ops when his carelessness was responsible for so many deaths.
Ever seen a three-year-old get all proud of himself because he yelled "poop!" in public and suddenly everyone is looking at him? Somehow I'm reminded of that image.
Do they ever follow it up with "I OWN this Denny's!"?
Can I just butt in here and say that I think this newest "Anonymous"-troll to be one of the most boring uncreative droning dipshits I've ever seen around these parts?
There you go.
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MisterX | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 11:24 pm | #
So you're saying he blends in well?
WAaaaaaaapppppppppppish!!!!!!!1
cd | 09.24.05 - 11:31 pm | #
Was that completely pointless or am I missing something?
It's been storming out here, Desi. And I think my beer is defective. May have to go see Apu at the Quikee Mart for a refill.
You stay safe, Ripley. Defective beer? Ewww! Wine is safer[she typed as suddenly, she envisioned a thousand dirty feeting stomping the grapes]
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so when's a good time to call, Geoffy? for investment advice, I mean? and do we ask specifically for Geoffrey Burnham, or should we just tell them to connect us to the low man on the totem pole?
Someone should tell the chimp that no one wants to see him in his denim shirt pretending to work - He's supposed to be pulling the strings making sure the citizens are safe.
Hey, I wonder if there's going to be a lot of brush to clear in New Orleans once he, er, it finally dries out.
As the old man in Las Cruces told me, long ago....
Chiles are liiiiiiiife.....
They soothe the tum, restore the spirits, sustain the body and keep us happy. Chiles are life!
This ain't no rag it's a flag
And we don't wear it on our heads
It's a symbol of the land where the good guys live
Are you listening to what I said
You're a coward and a fool
And you broke all of the rules
And you wounded our American pride
And now we're coming with a gun
And we know you're gonna run
But you can't find no place to hide
We're gonna hunt you down like a mad dog hound
Make you pay for the lives you stole
We're all through talking and a messing around
And now it's time to rock and roll
These colors don't run and we're speaking as one
When we say united we stand
When you mess with one, you mess with us all
Every boy, girl, woman and man
You've been acting mighty rash
And talking that trash
Let me give you some advice
You can crawl back in your hole
Like a dirty little mole
But now you're gonna pay the price
You might of shot us in the back
Now you have to face the fact
That the big boys' in the game
And the lightning's been flashing
And the thunder's been crashing
And now it's getting ready to rain
This is the United States of America
The land of the brave and the free
We believe in God and we believe in justice
We believe in liberty
You've been pulling our chain
We should've done something 'bout you a long time ago
But now the flag's flying high and the fur's gonna fly
And soon the whole world's gonna know
This ain't no rag, it's a flag
Old Glory red, white and blue
The stars and the stripes when it comes to a fight
We can do what we have to do
Our people stand proud
The American crowd is faithful, loyal and tough
We're good as the best and better than the rest
And you're gonna find out soon enough
When you look up in the sky
And you see the eagle fly
You better know he's a heading your way
Cause this ain't no rag it's a flag
And it stands for the USA
USA
USA
USA
This is the United States of America
The land of the brave and the free
We believe in God and we believe in justice
We believe in liberty
You've been pulling our chain
We should've done something 'bout you a long time ago
But now the flag's flying high and the fur's gonna fly
And soon the whole world's gonna know
Ever seen a three-year-old get all proud of himself because he yelled "poop!" in public and suddenly everyone is looking at him? Somehow I'm reminded of that image.
Monkeys Flinging Poo
He's supposed to be the guy running the show, not cheif cook and bottle-washer. Problem with Bush is he's never worked a daying his fucking life. It's revolting in the extreme to seem him running around looking for photo-ops when his carelessness was responsible for so many deaths.
yeah, my dad, who has turned into quite the radical, yells at the tv any time he sees chertoff or bush at a disaster area: "what the hell are they doing here? don't they have a country to run?"
it's kinda odd.
gtm,
You don't know a fucking thing about me. But I know you are a fucking asshole moron.
I am retired with a comfortable income that has nothing to do with a socialist program like social security.
So just go piss up a rope you smegma licking douche schnozzel.
Vinnie | Email | 09.24.05 - 11:24 pm | #
Vinnie had a meltdown!
Monkeys Flinging Poo
We need *more* cartoons about poo-flinging monkey ethics.
Saw the interview with Lynndie and her mom, obvously non compis mentis, should have charged Sgt. daddy with rape.
Heh. You made me laugh, also because my dad has trouble with that word, and always says "equilirium". Sort of a cross between equilibrium and delirium.
Karin
I'd say that a cross delirium pretty much describes the President's usual mental state.
I don't ever want to hear anyone make disparaging remarks about the names African-American parents sometimes give their children after American was subjected to "Lynndie".
Doc | Email | 09.24.05 - 11:24 pm | #
Well shiiiiiiit, mofo. Es waz it be?
I think we can all agree that nobody could have POSSIBLY predicted this:
""Women cannot walk freely out in the street," said activist Ban Jamil, who directs the Rasafa Branch of Assyrian Women Union, a local non-governmental organisation in Baghdad.
"Women face lack of respect when they walk uncovered," said Jamil, a Christian, who said women are insulted if they show too much skin or walk in public without wearing the Islamic veil, or hijab, to cover their hair.
She blamed "imported extremist doctrines, which were never experienced in the past" for the new restrictions.
The tide of Islamisation has risen in Iraq as fundamentalist Shiite parties have come to power following the ouster of former dictator
Saddam Hussein."
The article goes on to say that the restrictions on women's rights is probably not as bad as it would be if the US weren't there. Mighty fine Islamic republic we'll be leaving in our wake if and when we ever leave...
These borebots remind me of Bowie for some reason:
I'll make you a deal, like any other candidate
We'll pretend we're walking home 'cause your future's at stake
My set is amazing, it even smells like a street
There's a bar at the end where I can meet you and your friend
Someone scrawled on the wall "I smell the blood of les tricoteuses"
Who wrote up scandals in other bars
I'm having so much fun with the poisonous people
Spreading rumours and lies and stories they made up
Some make you sing and some make you scream
One makes you wish that you'd never been seen
But there's a shop on the corner that's selling papier mache
Making bullet-proof faces, Charlie Manson, Cassius Clay
If you want it, boys, get it here, thing
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seriously. when would be a good time to call you? I hear the Vanguard Group has some reaaaally good index funds.
now dance some more for us, mkay!
Lynndie England: In love, and no brighter than a string bean. Guilty or not guilty. Discuss.
Not guilty on the basis of ignorance.
Did her attorney really say she was an idiot?
These borebots remind me of Bowie for some reason:
I'm afraid of Americans.
gtm,
FOAD
Ever seen a three-year-old get all proud of himself because he yelled "poop!" in public and suddenly everyone is looking at him? Somehow I'm reminded of that image.
Do they ever follow it up with "I OWN this Denny's!"?
At least that would be owning something, you know. Something where people work and you provide a service.
Owning a thread? It's bytes. It's text. It's not real. It's like owning a pink elephant that only you can see.
it's also, you know, an indicator of the Pwned/Roxor leetspeak of the juvenile punkasses on Xbox Live. Yes, whatever, you 'own.' Hope that makes you feel better. Whatever. It's the only accomplish you'll have in life.
The article goes on to say that the restrictions on women's rights is probably not as bad as it would be if the US weren't there. Mighty fine Islamic republic we'll be leaving in our wake if and when we ever leave...
yeah, way to go! 1900 americans dead, and countless thousands more wounded so we can help an islamic theocracy be born in the war against.........
islamic extremism!
woohoo! i'm fucking proud to be an american.
Did her attorney really say she was an idiot?
In way too many words.
I'm afraid of Americans.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 09
great song. and the nin remix is awesome! so is the ... the... fuck! who did a damn good remix of it? i sold the CD back in my college days when i needed cash. damnit!
it's also, you know, an indicator of the Pwned/Roxor leetspeak of the juvenile punkasses on Xbox Live. Yes, whatever, you 'own.' Hope that makes you feel better. Whatever. It's the only accomplish you'll have in life.
All your thread are belong to us.
from an article in Corporate Welfare Daily:
"It's a competitive world, and Delaware's not far down the road, to be honest," said John J. Brennan, chairman and chief executive officer of Vanguard Group (www.vanguard.com), the second-largest U.S. mutual fund firm. Right on both counts. And the world of business incentives is also a mighty competitive sphere.
In fact, Pennsylvania's US$55.5 million incentive package "tipped the balance" in Vanguard's decision to expand its world headquarters in Chester County, Brennan said.
Vanguard's plans call for building an office park on a 245-acre (98-ha.) tract near the Downingtown interchange of the Pennsylvania Turnpike in Uwchlan Township. Over the long term, the project could create 6,000 new jobs at Vanguard.
gtm,
FOAD
Vinnie | Email | 09.24.05 - 11:37 pm | #
Wahhhhhhhh.
Many of Nixon's felons worked for his reelection organization, CREEP, or the party - not technically in his "administration". But even if you count them in, I'd bet Raygun's crooks still take the prize. Conservative thieves knew a toothless figurehead when they saw one, and enjoyed a decade of plunder. Too bad the maggots in President AWOL's looting party will leave Uncle Dutch's crooks and liars in distant second place.
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And soon the whole world's gonna know
cd
Holy shit, "cd"-troll! Did you translate that song from the original German by yourself?
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My right hand's dyslexic
I mean, I'm truly conflicted about whether I actually WANT Bush at his post when there's a crisis, because it's a lot like having Gilligan take over the wheel of the S.S. Minnow as it flounders, only far more evil and annoying.
What truly amazes me is that these supposed P.R. genuises who are actually running things can't do any better, during the political crisis of Bush's career, than what we saw today.
Hey Ruppert,
Just what is so fucking wrong with being a socialist?
The best country to live in according to numerous sources is Norway.
The least stress, the longest lives, the lowest infant mortality, and on and on.
A beer might cost 8 bucks but who needs more than one when everything else is so much better?
I need about a 12 pack just to put up with these assholes running things into the fucking ditch.
Yes, it's bewildering the assumptions the trolls make, and by the way Vinnie, I like your style. Nice comeback.
But seriously, a beer can be found in the right places in Norway for less than $8 if you know where to go. My friend Christian from Oslo said the biggest problem for young people is that there are few jobs, and none pay enough to afford even a condominium at the bottom. Education is free, but entry-level jobs are poorly paid.
Sounds like the United States.
Apparently people in Socialist countries are haves and have nots, even have mores, as glorious presnit calls them.
This illusion among the right wingers that socialist countries are disabled, weak, nonaspiring, and leeching populations would be laughable if it wasn't so damaging to any sort of fairness this country needs deperately. I have several Canadian friend who would punch their lights out if someone called them lazy.
It's not going away, this false image in the minds of the trolls, they just don't get it because they never leave their gas-guzzling pickups long enough to know anyone but other wingers. I certainly don't want to know them.
"I'm afraid of Americans.' --
Eli
Well, he was here for the NYC blackout in the 70s.
He was here for the recent one as well, and said he was hiding in his dark, hot hotel room before he figured out everyone else was having a party.
I'm afraid of Americans.
gtm is "America's tourtured brow."
Current SciFi movie took 33 minutes to kill the black guy. May be an all-time record for them. And Robert Wagner's in this one, too (although the last movie I really liked him in was The March King).
Whoever posted the country song? Eagles? Get out! There all dying. Bush has fucked up the ecological equalibrium of the planet so much that we're all lucky we're still able to breathe!
Vanguard's plans call for building an office park on a 245-acre (98-ha.) tract near the Downingtown interchange of the Pennsylvania Turnpike in Uwchlan Township. Over the long term, the project could create 6,000 new jobs at Vanguard.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jafaari | 09.24.05 - 11:39 pm | #
Somoehow I envision the six figure salary I make at Vanguard is better than what you make editing porn.
Did her attorney really say she was an idiot?
In way too many words.
Central Scrutinizer
Did he mean in the clinical sense? 'Cause I could believe that. She looks borderline retarded, at best.
Trying her is a complete fucking farce regardless.
God is an American.
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America's tourtured brow."
TORTURED. Holy crap, I can't type after 10 PM.
I *demand* more intelligent, and humorous trolls for Eschaton!
God is an American.
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MisterX
When he says the Pledge of Allegiance, who does he trust in?
Vanguard Group
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Charlotte, NC 28217-4544 View Map
(704) 306-7500
Oh, that asshole is trolling again?
Moron.
God is an American.
see, i always heard that line as "God is un-American" which meant that he hated America...
God is an American.
If God is a Republican, we're all fucked hard.
Somoehow I envision the six figure salary I make at Vanguard is better than what you make editing porn.
too bad I don't edit porn. do all the Client Relationship Associates make six figures? seems like an awful lot for a job that only requires a BA?
Position Requirements:
# Bachelor's degree (all majors will be considered) or equivalent work experience.
# Ability to obtain National Association of Securities Dealers (NASD)
# Series 6 and 63 licenses.
# Excellent oral and written communication skills.
# Proven decision-making skills, along with an ability to quickly comprehend and apply technical knowledge.
# Experience with PCs.
# Experience in client service and/or sales is preferred.
# Knowledge of financial markets and retirement plans is a plus.
# Ability to speak Spanish is a plus.
Somoehow I envision the six figure salary I make at Vanguard is better than what you make editing porn.
Oh? That would be the $1120.00 you make a month?
It's not going away, this false image in the minds of the trolls, they just don't get it because they never leave their gas-guzzling pickups long enough to know anyone but other wingers. I certainly don't want to know them.
Pitchforks and Torches | Email | 09.24.05 - 11:40 pm | #
My earnings contribute to the taxes that pay for your welfare check, socialist scum.
The "I'm Afraid of Americans" CD EP from ebay, with tracks featuring Trent Reznor and Ice Cube
Sallyh,
''It is my opinion that Lynndie England carries with her an immense amount of baggage,'' said Thomas Dene, a school psychologist who knew her from when she was 4 years old.
''Lynndie England has a very complex language-processing dysfunction.'' ''She is overly compliant in social settings, especially in the presence of perceived authority.'' England's lawyers are arguing that because of these traits, she simply complied when abuse ringleader Charles Graner, 37, her boyfriend with whom she has a child, told her to pose with the leash and in other photos that caused worldwide outrage.
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält,
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt -
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt, y'all.
Somoehow I envision the six figure salary I make at Vanguard is better than what you make editing porn.
Oh? That would be the $1120.00 you make a month?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Email | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 11:44 pm |
No, but that's what the camel humper makes a month.
Now the poor schlub is engaged in a penis-measuring contest with a woman. Oh, Lord, Mrs. Ibrahim, just let him wallow in his own impotence.
Mrs. Ibrahim, Sarah D--your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to click on my homepage. The instructions for ordering Cooking Liberally via Paypal are on the right side of the page.
Should you decide not to accept that form, due to Paypal phobia, a common ailment, click on my email link for further instructions.
This message will self destruct in...ah hell, whenever we get cooking liberally part deux out there.
Gourdhead's a short-fingered vulgarian.
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When he says the Pledge of Allegiance, who does he trust in?
It's like that scene in Oh God when George Burns says "So help me me."
seaxneat - I don't think the purple's bad, but you might want to lighten it by a shade or two.
Wish I had time to read everyone's blogs everyday, but it's so rude when your employers expect you to work, just because they give you a paycheck.
Actually, I just had my review and got my raise, and some pats on the back. Still blows my mind that I work at big law firm, but I've found I like life among the sharks. If they want to pay me to do the (usually boring) document organization, works for me.
Truthfully, most of them are a lot nicer than many people I knew when doing work at my former parish.
Though they haven't allowed a Halloween costume contest since the year I won as a clown lawyer. I was just glad I didn't get my ass fired for that!
Somoehow I envision the six figure salary I make at Vanguard is better than what you make editing porn.
gtm
gtm, you condescending piece of shit, don't you think some Atriots make similar money? Fuck you and your wallet, go find some puppies to strangle or something, you're filled with hate and are morally bankrupt.
D. McEnroe, Paper Moonbat - I like your Calvin gravatar.
One of my pet peeves though are those idiotic stickers that people have on their cars showing Calvin peeing of giving the finger. Desecration of a comic strip icon is what it is, I say.
too bad I don't edit porn.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jafaari | 09.24.05 - 11:43 pm | #
Liar.
You told everyone a few nights back that you do. Or do you not recall?
the nin and david bowie concert was great, except for the drunk asshole who puked on t-cho's shoes.
Mister X--if god exists, he's French. He likes that month off thing. And the wine!
Yep. And the guards, and the capos. There are things you just don't do, even if you have the green light to do it.
oh, i mostly agree Dan, but lyndie will do time and george will try to seal his legacy, which is looking iffy at this juncture, but i doubt he'll serve time. guilty as an egg suck'n dog. pisses me off.
it should not be forgotten that the psychology of the masses is a powerful motivator. that's why after 9/11 it was so important to have a good and effective leader. i imagine fate has her reasons.
P & T,
I bet they don't have a lot of folks on the brink of survival though.
We have millions.
In the supposedly richest country in the world.
Somoehow I envision the six figure salary I make at Vanguard is better than what you make editing porn.
gtm
gtm, you're not supposed to count the 2 figures to the right of the decimal point.
If God is a Republican, we're all fucked hard.
Given the weather these days, I'd rather Bush start saying, "May God begin ignoring the United States of America."
Somoehow I envision the six figure salary I make at Vanguard is better than what you make editing porn.
You make a six figure salary and you hang around here calling people names?
We OWN you!! Can't stay away, can ya?
So, what are you? A loser or a liar? Don't bother answering...
Geoffy's job only requires a BA. makes that MBA he earned at Wassamatta U seem, how you say, useless? redundant?
is Delta Chi Geoffy over-educated or under-earning?
so when's a good time to call, Geoff?
P & T,
I bet they don't have a lot of folks on the brink of survival though.
We have millions.
In the supposedly richest country in the world.
Vinnie | Email | 09.24.05 - 11:46 pm | #
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Shut up Vinnie you fucking retard.
Our poorest are rich in terms of the d's poor.
Anyone that's poor in this country is a lazy leach sucking off the govt teat.
Sound familiar?
sister of ye: thanks for the suggestion. after looking at it, the links text is hard to see.
i'll look into that!
I don't edit porn but I'll be the first one to critique it.
Not that odd that Bowie's post-apocalyptic Diamond Dogs album would remind me of the borebots.
For we're breaking in the new boys, deceive your next of kin
For you're dancing where the dogs decay, defecating ecstasy
You're just an ally of the leecher
Locator for the virgin King, but I love you in your fuck-me pumps
And your nimble dress that trails
Oh, dress yourself, my urchin one, for I hear them on the rails
Because of all we've seen, because of all we've said
We are the dead
Geoffy's job only requires a BA. makes that MBA he earned at Wassamatta U seem, how you say, useless? redundant?
is Delta Chi Geoffy over-educated or under-earning?
so when's a good time to call, Geoff?
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jafaari | 09.24.05 - 11:47 pm | #
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Call anytime, douche bag. Hell you have my number. What are you waiting for coward?
Is this the same lip service you give at your job?
Central--I've had students like Lynndie when I taught middle school and at juvie. These were ones that were frequently impregnated by Mom's bf.
I don't want to get into this Gordo thing...but it is kinda odd that he calls Mrs. I a "camel humper." What's that make Iraq's brave, freedom-lovin' prime minister?
good evening folks
not you asshole
What do you all bet that gtm will be the first in line to give the old Mussolini treatment to the Bushies as soon as his "fortunes" turn sour?
Fucking hypocrite.
I don't edit porn but I'll be the first one to critique it.
Central Scrutinizer | Email | 09.24.05 - 11:48 pm | #
That's the camel humper's job. Pathetic.
One of my pet peeves though are those idiotic stickers that people have on their cars showing Calvin peeing of giving the finger. Desecration of a comic strip icon is what it is, I say.
elkal
That sticker does have a way of ruining the memory of a genuinely funny comic. My favorite of all time was when Calvin and Hobbes were sitting under a tree and Hobbes asks, "Do you believe there's really a God?" Calvin replies, "Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me . . . "
D. McEnroe, Paper Moonbat - I like your Calvin gravatar.
It's up? I'm still seeing my old Inspector Dreyfus.
You know, one of the reasons all those dumbass stickers exist is because Watterson refused to license Calvin and Hobbes for any product. Somehow, the fact that there are no "official" Calvin products out there weakens the syndicate's case against counterfeit images. It's all very arcane.
You told everyone a few nights back that you do. Or do you not recall?
Given your poor reading skills, I understand now why an MBA is working at a job requiring a BA.
or don't they teach the past tense of verbs up there in the Maine schools?
What do you all bet that gtm will be the first in line to give the old Mussolini treatment to the Bushies as soon as his "fortunes" turn sour?
Fucking hypocrite.
Vinnie | Email | 09.24.05 - 11:49 pm | #
Vinnie's crying again? Go grab a tube of vagasil and treat your mouth.
elkal--that .53 is what you get in your check from Jack in the box after taxes.
It's up? I'm still seeing my old Inspector Dreyfus.
Clear your cache and you should see it.
Cool protest sign:
http://
www.democraticunderground...mesg_id=4874488
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You told everyone a few nights back that you do. Or do you not recall?
Given your poor reading skills, I understand now why an MBA is working at a job requiring a BA.
or don't they teach the past tense of verbs up there in the Maine schools?
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jafaari | 09.24.05 - 11:50 pm | #
Caught in a lie, aren't you?
SallyH the fat whore admitted she did phone sex to pay the bills while you discussed your hard times as a porn editor.
LMAO.
Heh. Gordon said he had the moonbats dancing but I didn't believe he could accomplish so much so fast. You guys need to agree on a story.
Do I work for Vanguard in NC or go to school in Gorham Maine? That's one hell of a commute. Go ahead and call Vanguard. Ask for me. While you're at it, record the conversation and post it for us. Watching Gordon make idiots of you is fun, but it's that much better when you do it yourself.
After you finish your phone call, swing by 23 Preble St to say hi. Ask for me. If that's too far for you to travel, let me know and I'll change my whois info to something closer for you. It changes every few months anyway.
There isn't much I laugh harder at than obsessed idiots squawking like turkeys.
Good job, Gordon.
Matthew--how's the little dude tonight?
Just a reminder, ignore *is* the new black.
Worse than the Calvin stickers with him pissing on stuff or giving the middle finger salute are the born again fundie Calvin stickers.
I was out for the evening.
Who the hell is the gtm character?
shoo, get away. a pox on you.
sallyh,
just ordered the cookbook. thnaks for putting this together.
If he's not drunk, he's on some presciption cocktail of God knows what...............
Here's how it works:....George bushs' old college friend(somebody give us the name)visits the white house regularly with non-alcoholic O'Douls bottles filled with real beer.
When laura checks his breath he just says he's drinking o'douls and of course he smells like a brewery.
Pretzel my ass.
Here's the latest from Democrats.com on the turnout in DC today:
http://www.afterdowningstreet.or...rg/?q=node/
3093
pictures and videos
elkal--that .53 is what you get in your check from Jack in the box after taxes.
Sallyh
I knew there was a reason why I had to incorporate in the Cayman Islands!
is it very hard to get an MBA? I can't imagine it could be.
Ah, child, child, 'gtm' you really need to get your own life. The one you're working on here just isn't for you.
Go away now. Nobody likes you. You're boring. And you will never find anyone who can abide you for more than a paid one night stand. For a bonus.
gtm really needs a talking to with a 38 oz. louisville slugger.
Where are you chickenshit?
sallyh,
just ordered the cookbook. thnaks for putting this together.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jafaari | 09.24.05 - 11:53 pm | #
thnaks?
I guess editing porn doesn't require basic grammar skills.
I can't wait til he works up the sack to knock on my door.
gtm
Like this?
I'm sure that's how Coulter, Savage, Limbaugh, Malkin, Hannity and O'Reilly are going to get it. You know. The way O'Reilly fantasized about Freanken getting it? Remember?
gtm really needs a talking to with a 38 oz. louisville slugger.
Where are you chickenshit?
Vinnie | Email | 09.24.05 - 11:53 pm | #
LMAO.
Are you threatening me Vinnie?
Sally,
Devon is officially two tonight and is sleeping now dreaming about all the new toys he got at his Bubble party today. Everything relating to bubbles could be found here along with spherical food of all sorts
Given your poor reading skills, I understand now why an MBA is working at a job requiring a BA.
or don't they teach the past tense of verbs up there in the Maine schools?
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jafaari
You think a call center job needs a BA? *geesh* Guys in India could do better than our dancing bear, especially selling index funds. *snicker*
And Vanguard? That's John Bogle's company. I've met John Bogle {and his son, who last I checked helped run another mutual fund company out of Cambridge, MA}.
QuentinCompson | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 11:51 pm | #
Bwahaha. That's awesome. I bet that'll be a gravatar by Monday morning.
He wants to be my bitch.
Apparently.
I can't wait til he works up the sack to knock on my door.
Anyone who takes a spat online to meatspace is out of their mind.
It has to due with "use in commerce" on similar media. I miss Hobbes, and my big ol' cat
mer,
gmt+gordo=Geoffrey Burnham, a Vanguard Group Customer Service Rep from North Carolina.
give him a call on Monday, he'll set you up with some sound financial products. and given all the Corporate Welfare VG has been getting lately, he'll do it with a subsidized smile.
Buy lots of life insurance, Gordon.
If that's too far for you to travel, let me know and I'll change my whois info to something closer for you. It changes every few months anyway.
Code names! Did you hear that everyone? We're using code names!
Of course nobody beats Bobby Z:
For them that must obey authority
That they do not respect in any degree
Who despise their jobs, their destinies
Speak jealously of them that are free
Cultivate their flowers to be
Nothing more than something
They invest in.
While some on principles baptized
To strict party platform ties
Social clubs in drag disguise
Outsiders they can freely criticize
Tell nothing except who to idolize
And then say God bless him.
While one who sings with his tongue on fire
Gargles in the rat race choir
Bent out of shape from society's pliers
Cares not to come up any higher
But rather get you down in the hole
That he's in.
Mister X--if god exists, he's French. He likes that month off thing. And the wine!
Sallyh
Funny, I picture Him as an old Middle-Eastern Jew...
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Anyone who takes a spat online to meatspace is out of their mind.
"I'm a big pussy that lacks the courage of my convictions."
Worse than the Calvin stickers with him pissing on stuff or giving the middle finger salute are the born again fundie Calvin stickers.
can't he sue to stop those?
This illusion among the right wingers that socialist countries are disabled, weak, nonaspiring, and leeching populations would be laughable if it wasn't so damaging to any sort of fairness this country needs deperately. I have several Canadian friends who would punch their lights out if someone called them lazy.
My earnings contribute to the taxes that pay for your welfare check, socialist scum.
No welfare here, and my socialist friends in Canada and Norway work as well.
Halliburton, on the other hand, rakes in billions in no-bid contracts thanks to Cheney. Looters of the worst kind, I'd say.
Unjustified anger, false accusations, and one-sided communication are attributes of people with serious personal problems.
Troll, go away, you're not welcome here. Devolve somewhere else, we can't help you.
It's up? I'm still seeing my old Inspector Dreyfus.
Clear your cache and you should see it.
Thanks.
mer - It has been Trollerama around here today.
Either they figured out that Atrios has been otherwise engaged, or they can't stand the fact that there were a hell of a lot of people all over the country today saying how much they don't like Bush.
With ample life insurance, you will finally amount to something, some day.
mer,
gmt+gordo=Geoffrey Burnham, a Vanguard Group Customer Service Rep from North Carolina.
give him a call on Monday, he'll set you up with some sound financial products. and given all the Corporate Welfare VG has been getting lately, he'll do it with a subsidized smile.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jafaari | 09.24.05 - 11:55 pm | #
No wonder you got into porn, you're too stupid for anything else. You've been yapping about Vanguard for days, yet still haven't worked up the sack to call. No wonder you idiots keep losing elections. You're all talk.
Matthew--congrats on your little dude turning 2!
Bubbles are amazing, aren't they?
"I'm a big pussy that lacks the courage of my convictions."
You are?
Sorry to hear that.
Just a reminder, ignore *is* the new black.
Indeed.
Mister X--if god exists, he's French. He likes that month off thing. And the wine!
Sallyh
Funny, I picture Him as an old Middle-Eastern Jew...
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MisterX
Interesting - there's apparantly a German saying that if you are really living well, you are "Living like God in France"
Code names! Did you hear that everyone? We're using code names!
Dibs on Mr. Furious!
Will Farrell on SNL from May. Funny shit
Then Queens of the Stone Age.
Fuckin' eh.
.
they can't stand the fact that there were a hell of a lot of people all over the country today saying how much they don't like Bush.
That's my bet. One would think they had been dispatched to fight, by somebody or another....
Silly creatures. At the beck and call of criminal fools and conniving felons.
mer - It has been Trollerama around here today.
I know. You just don't stop yammering, troll. It's very tedious.
I'm sure that's how Coulter, Savage, Limbaugh, Malkin, Hannity and O'Reilly are going to get it. You know. The way O'Reilly fantasized about Freanken getting it? Remember?
I would imagine some on the right want someone in the above get assaulted by someone pissed off. Call it an agent provacateur effect, where one side taunts the other into throwing the first punch, and then wiping out the other side in order to stay safe.
Are you threatening me
Did anybody else hear Cornholio's voice when he said that?
Code names! Did you hear that everyone? We're using code names!
Dibs on Mr. Furious!
Ripley
I shovel really well!
gmt+gordo=Geoffrey Burnham, a Vanguard Group Customer Service Rep from North Carolina.
give him a call on Monday, he'll set you up with some sound financial products.
Sounds like the kind of job that a lot of employers have been outsourcing to India.
Dibs on Mr. Furious!
Ripley
I call "Bob Noxious"!
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Code names! Did you hear that everyone? We're using code names!
Dibs on Mr. Furious!
I don't want to be Mr. Pink!
"Code names! Did you hear that everyone? We're using code names!" --
The Kenosha Kid
Damn, I've been using my real name.
Ripley
I shovel really well!
I have mad fork throwing skills.
You've been yapping about Vanguard for days, yet still haven't worked up the sack to call.
Did you expect anything different?
desi
thanks for the link. the photos from today's rally are great. I liked the poster with the caricature of Bush and Cheney: "Zero Tolerance for Looters"
I don't want to be Mr. Pink!
How the hell do you think I feel? I'm Mr. Brown. That's like being Mr. Shit.
We hear all kinds of griping about some refugee buying a handbag with her emergency debit card, but not a living peep about the corporations that are raping the American taxpayer with war profiteering and unfulfilled FEMA contracts, for example.
The Repugs just LOVES to take it in the hindquarters from the likes of Halliburton. It's all about submitting to those who they perceive to have the bigger equipment, so to speak.
Damn, I've been using my real name.
Marcia Brady
oh yeah, say hi to Jan for me. And tell her those glasses look swell on her.
My earnings contribute to the taxes that pay for your welfare check, socialist scum.
Hardly. Maybe .01% Most of your taxes go to graft and corruption in the "defense industry", 90% at least, and over 50% of that is wasted.
In the middle of all the turmoil, shameful that so much of it had to occur, I am feeling optimistic. Maybe in a few months we can begin to put the pieces back in place, jail the bad guys and start something fresh.
"Will Farrell on SNL from May. Funny shit
Then Queens of the Stone Age.
Fuckin' eh." -- dieselcreek
Weekend Update hasn't been as funny since Jimmy Fallon left, and that surprises me.
I don't want to be Mr. Pink!
You don't believe in tipping?
Does anyone who listened to rally speeches today recall who it was that spoke on American aparthied and mentioned Benton Harbor MI and St. Joe?
I didn't see if anyone replied to this, but if it was Jonathan Kozol -- and I missed it --WAAAAAH!!!!
...they can't stand the fact that there were a hell of a lot of people all over the country today saying how much they don't like Bush.
Tena
dingdingdingding
We have a winner!
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Can I be Mr. Plaid?
I shovel really well!
I have mad fork throwing skills.
I'm wicked with a sharp knife!
(or maybe "Plaid The Impaler"...)
I'm wicked with a sharp knife!
Chefs do that.
born again fundie Calvin stickers
Candidate for the smallest percentage in the universe: number of Calvin sticker owners who have ever heard of John Calvin or Thomas Hobbes.
May their lives be particularly "solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short".
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CSPAN was running the speeches earlier. maybe they have a transcript up?
"I didn't see if anyone replied to this, but if it was Jonathan Kozol --and I missed it --WAAAAAH!!!!" --
Desi
Jonathan Kozol is a giant among tiny, tiny men.
Did anybody else hear Cornholio's voice when he said that?
D. McEnroe, Paper Moonbat
That's the samme voice his cold call leads hear when he's working.
OK, we need some kind of meeting place... A Hall of Justice or a satellite or something...
Eli--Plaid the Impaler: does that mean your spikes wear tartans?
is it very hard to get an MBA? I can't imagine it could be.
Seebach | Email | 09.24.05 - 11:53 pm | #
Can't be that hard. SallyH earned one by sucking cock over the phone.
eli,
or maybe tartan, king of burberrys
You don't believe in tipping?
"Do you know what this is? It's the worlds tiniest violin playing for all the waitresses."
"(or maybe "Plaid The Impaler"...)"
-- Eli
A little bit Scottish, a little bit Romanian, and a whole lotta.....?
John Calvin or Thomas Hobbes?
I've heard of Calvin and Hobbes.
Speaking of interesting topical posts, this one at Billmon, which I found via Attaturk, made me gag and want to cry at the same time. You all may have already discussed it in my absence earlier, but it was damned powerful and expresses sentiments I have felt as well.
Doc
Then, GODDAMMIT - send the fucking men and women whop WANTED this war.
Send THEM - NOW.
I am pounding my fucking keybo0ard in rage.
Deai, You need clarrification On BH SJ?
May their lives be particularly "solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short".
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QuentinCompson
Listen, they couldn't have been all that poor if they could afford all those extra 'e's for the ends of words!
Henceforth I shall answer only to: Hey Yorgi!
I am pounding my fucking keybo0ard in rage.
Sarah Deere | Email | 09.25.05 - 12:07 am | #
That will pass, it's just menopause.
Desi -- Oh, thank you so much. It was a wonderful speech . . .
Bobo was amazing on last night's Entertainment Tonight with Jim Lehrer. Bobo pointed out that non-defense discretionary spending has grown more than twice as fast under Chimpy than under Clinton, and almost as fast as under LBJ.
Bobo didn't seem pleased that yet more billions are gonna be put on the credit card issued to us by the Central Committee of the Chimnese Communist Party. understandable.
I shall be "Onan, Master of the Land of Baria."
Code name: aMERica. Or it use to be.
And for all the lonely trolls who visit this site, I find it hilarious that this is how you get your thrills.
elkal--everyone ends up in my kitchen, anyway, so we might as well meet there.
or maybe tartan, king of burberrys
I actually got elected to the student senate at Stanford by promising to represent "people of pattern."
It was my senior year - I also promised to graduate and go away.
Bobo didn't seem pleased that yet more billions are gonna be put on the credit card issued to us by the Central Committee of the Chimnese Communist Party. understandable.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jafaari
Bush is ethnic Chimpnese?
John Calvin or Thomas Hobbes?
that would be a nasty, short, and brutish comic strip, and would only be read by an elect few.
Desi -- Oops, didn't see your "if" there. I'll go poke around and see if Kozel was the one . . .
Henceforth I shall answer only to: Hey Yorgi!
"You lose... comrade."
To the Scary Vagina Hideout!
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You think a call center job needs a BA? *geesh* Guys in India could do better than our dancing bear, especially selling index funds. *snicker*
And Vanguard? That's John Bogle's company. I've met John Bogle {and his son, who last I checked helped run another mutual fund company out of Cambridge, MA}.
Tom - Daai Tou Laam | Email | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 11:54 pm | #
Hey Tom, do you have your sife bursh her tettj when she comes home from work? just Curios.
Probably not though. You probably savor the taste of GI's.
Why does Monsieur feel the need to torture me with French movies after Scifi Saturday Night?
I shall be "That Dude with The Fork."
I'm bad with names.
Desi, the AfterDS site has some video, too. I didn't look at any of it yet.
For those who carried our banners
Far between sundown's finish an' midnight's broken toll
We ducked inside the doorway, thunder crashing
As majestic bells of bolts struck shadows in the sounds
Seeming to be the chimes of freedom flashing
Flashing for the warriors whose strength is not to fight
Flashing for the refugees on the unarmed road of flight
An' for each an' ev'ry underdog soldier in the night
An' we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing.
In the city's melted furnace, unexpectedly we watched
With faces hidden while the walls were tightening
As the echo of the wedding bells before the blowin' rain
Dissolved into the bells of the lightning
Tolling for the rebel, tolling for the rake
Tolling for the luckless, the abandoned an' forsaked
Tolling for the outcast, burnin' constantly at stake
An' we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing.
Through the mad mystic hammering of the wild ripping hail
The sky cracked its poems in naked wonder
That the clinging of the church bells blew far into the breeze
Leaving only bells of lightning and its thunder
Striking for the gentle, striking for the kind
Striking for the guardians and protectors of the mind
An' the unpawned painter behind beyond his rightful time
An' we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing.
Through the wild cathedral evening the rain unraveled tales
For the disrobed faceless forms of no position
Tolling for the tongues with no place to bring their thoughts
All down in taken-for-granted situations
Tolling for the deaf an' blind, tolling for the mute
Tolling for the mistreated, mateless mother, the mistitled prostitute
For the misdemeanor outlaw, chased an' cheated by pursuit
An' we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing.
Even though a cloud's white curtain in a far-off corner flashed
An' the hypnotic splattered mist was slowly lifting
Electric light still struck like arrows, fired but for the ones
Condemned to drift or else be kept from drifting
Tolling for the searching ones, on their speechless, seeking trail
For the lonesome-hearted lovers with too personal a tale
An' for each unharmful, gentle soul misplaced inside a jail
An' we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing.
Starry-eyed an' laughing as I recall when we were caught
Trapped by no track of hours for they hanged suspended
As we listened one last time an' we watched with one last look
Spellbound an' swallowed 'til the tolling ended
Tolling for the aching ones whose wounds cannot be nursed
For the countless confused, accused, misused, strung-out ones an' worse
An' for every hung-up person in the whole wide universe
An' we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing.
To the Scary Vagina Hideout!
I am NOT sliding down that pole.
You're most welcome, Mrs. Ibrahim al-jafaari! It would've been great to go up to the gates of the WH with 'em all.
Here's a topic that always seems to disintrest the borebots:
Jessica Alba - normal human variation or biogenetically engineered wonder?
I'll be interested to see how Rev. Mykeru did with OYE recruitments at the march today.
eli,
so your the guy who fronted for the ones with "long flowing plaid hair?"
do you have your sife bursh her tettj when she comes home from work? just Curios.
Hey look, a meltdown!
Bent out of shape from society's pliers
Cares not to come up any higher
But rather get you down in the hole
That he's in.
walk upside down inside handcuffs
take my legs to crash them off.
get up say i've had enuf, what else can you show me.
the best thing about QuentinCompson | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 11:51 pm | #
link is not the poster, but the recognition that the crowd is middle america saying i've had enuf. i'm hoping anyway.
so your the guy who fronted for the ones with "long flowing plaid hair?"
If I could have dyed my hair plaid, I totally would have done it.
John--Madame Poissoniere didn't want to go through the trouble of finding another code name
DWD | Email | Homepage | 09.25.05 - 12:11 am
I could hear that in my head the whole time.
Very cool. Thank you.
'night.
Jessica Alba - normal human variation or biogenetically engineered wonder?
Blonde or brunette? Lets start with the obvious.
Trolls really are "just curios", aren't they?
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Man, hate my trolling, but I at least have a general, if mistaken, philosophical point. These people are nihilists.
Night all.
Then, GODDAMMIT - send the fucking men and women whop WANTED this war.
Send THEM - NOW.
I am pounding my fucking keybo0ard in rage.
Sarah Deere
A satisfying wish, but I'm afraid that sending some of the Bush worshippers we see around here would just be condemning the good troops we have over there to death. How would you like to have one of these troll cowards supposedly guarding your back?
With that, I'm off to perform a mind meld with my pillow. 'Night.
If I could have dyed my hair plaid, I totally would have done it.
Eli
check with Dennis Rodman, he's likely to have some tips on how to do that
JeffCO--Jessica Alba: nonlethal but severe mutation.
did everyone read Chicago Dyke's great rant today over at Kos? worth a read, it's in the recommended section.
Jessica Alba - normal human variation or biogenetically engineered wonder?
I'll take either one. Win/win- what an astonishing beauty!
Eli--you could probably find a hairdresser in LA that could do plaid hair. Unfortunately, you'd have to sell your car to pay for it.
" Why does Monsieur feel the need to torture me with French movies after Scifi Saturday Night?
Sallyh | Email | Homepage | 09.25.05 - 12:10 am | # "
Which French movie?
And why is it torture...?
These people are nihilists.
Seebach
Ve don't care. Ve still vant ze money, Lebowski, or ve fuck you up.
Blonde or brunette? Lets start with the obvious. Central Scrutinizer
Never seemed to be much interest between blondes and me. One and only blondish date many years ago went horribly awry. Suffice to say that unless you have predetermined her Kubrickicity, Clockwork Orange is not a recommended first-date flick!
Then, GODDAMMIT - send the fucking men and women whop WANTED this war.
No..no one goes. Just have the ones who wanted this carnage to tend to the wounded and maimed, visit them, change their bandages, help pay their medical bills, help get them back on their feet again. Have them see the horror of their manhood-by-proxy.
Jonathan Kozol is a giant among tiny, tiny men.
Amen, Marcia.
Within 30 days we ought to see some Fitzgerald activity, wouldn't you say?
As a "socialist" and in deference to comic book artist and writer Jack Kirby, I shall adopt the code name : Hotsky Trotski ...
http://www.comics.org/graphics/c...00/
1057_4_3.jpg
"Everything relating to bubbles could be found here along with spherical food of all sorts" Matthew
Oh, man! That kind of b-day party would have made me really happy when I was 2. Or 3, 4, 5, whatever.
(trying to catch up on this thread, but doubt it's gonna happen)
"Jessica Alba - normal human variation or biogenetically engineered wonder?" -- JeffCO
And for the girls (and some of the boys): Jonathan Rhys Meyers -- prettier than anyone he could date?
Have them see the horror of their manhood-by-proxy.
Fucking heh! Indeed...
Nim--"The Ravishing Idiot." Not all that bad, really. And Brigitte Bardot is holding a nice looking tabby cat.
I just wanted to watch "The Year of Living Dangerously" instead.
Eli--you could probably find a hairdresser in LA that could do plaid hair. Unfortunately, you'd have to sell your car to pay for it.
Car?
Clockwork Orange is not a recommended first-date flick!
"I'm singing in the rain, (kick) I'm singing in the rain.....
We need music:
http://mp3.spb.su/cgi-bin/mp3sen...gel.mp3?
id=2697
"Everything relating to bubbles could be found here along with spherical food of all sorts"
What's a party without bubbles? Hey, Bubbles!
Clockwork Orange is not a recommended first-date flick!
I married the girl who went with me to Jacob's Ladder as a first date
My code name shall be "just this guy, y'know."
Nim--"The Ravishing Idiot." Not all that bad, really. And Brigitte Bardot is holding a nice looking tabby cat.
Brigitte Bardot in her prime. Oof.
*bites knuckles*
"Within 30 days we ought to see some Fitzgerald activity, wouldn't you say?
Seebach"
From your lips to God's ears, darlin'!
well, if Hotski Trotski is taken, I guess I'll have to go with Poison Ivan.
Ripley--you remind me, we were driving in CT with my father in law, and we passed a lavanderia called 'Bubbles.' My father in law, who is 85, said, I thought it was a strip joint!
Apparently we have to bury you guys to get rid of the lech in you
"Car?" -- Eli
I could probably do it for you for free. Of course, if your hair falls out, you could get a high-paying White House gig.
Apparently we have to bury you guys to get rid of the lech in you
"Lech in" has a way of clinging tenaciously.
And Brigitte Bardot is holding a nice looking tabby cat.
It's not only Buddhists who are interested in the proper way to enter the Bardot state.
Eli--sorry, I forget. In LA, you are what you drive.
Think of something expensive. If you don't have anything, think of what you could steal from someone else to finance it.
Okay, all. have a good night. See you later.
I could probably do it for you for free. Of course, if your hair falls out, you could get a high-paying White House gig.
As long as it grew back, I wouldn't especially mind. I used to get it buzzed as close as possible without being actually bald, so it wouldn't be a big shock to my system.
Clockwork Orange is not a recommended first-date flick!
I married the girl who went with me to Jacob's Ladder as a first date
matthew
First movie that I exposed my wife to was Vampire's Kiss. And yet, she stayed with me!
TOW--don't even bother. There's an incredible amount of shit on the floor.
" Nim--"The Ravishing Idiot." Not all that bad, really. And Brigitte Bardot is holding a nice looking tabby cat."
Hmmm I actually have a DVD of that on the rack downstairs...won it in a trivia contest from the online rental place I use, just haven't had the chance to actually see it yet. That has Anthony Perkins, doesn't it?
Mebbe that can be tomorrow's entertainment.
sallyh,
gonna be in the City of Angels for a conference in October. first time back in almost a decade. we're staying downtown, but gonan get out to Venice, and hook up with old pals.
getting really excited about the trip.
Apparently we have to bury you guys to get rid of the lech in you
They put that damn lechithin in everything these days!
meow
well, if Hotski Trotski is taken, I guess I'll have to go with Poison Ivan.
Rhode Island Red is another option...
http://www.comics.org/graphics/c...00/
1057_4_4.jpg
I am a bit weirded out by the future Norman Bates speaking French.
Night Batses - dream well - it was a good day.
"Brigitte Bardot in her prime. Oof." -- Eli
Have I mentioned Brigitte and I are both Libras? She and Grace Kelly are the only blondes that I consider really beautiful. I always thought dark haired women -- Elizabeth Taylor, Lucy Liu, Catherine Zeta-Jones -- were more beautiful.
Although Kate Winslet is a lovely redhead.
did everyone read Chicago Dyke's great rant today over at Kos? worth a read, it's in the recommended section.
Indeed. I wonder how long before we start asking her to autograph copies of her book?
Good night, good people.
You've cheered me up nicely.
First movie that I exposed my wife to was Vampire's Kiss. And yet, she stayed with me!
Pretty sure the first movie my girlfriend & I saw together was Blair Witch, and it gave her motion sickness.
We also played rather a lot of Area 51 in the lobby while waiting for it to start...
Night Batses - dream well - it was a good day.
Yeah, you put in a full day of social isolation. Pat yourself on the back.
Mrs. Ibrahim--if you have time, I'll meet you for a drink. I'll provide contact info before you get here.
I married the girl who went with me to Jacob's Ladder as a first date -matthew
Henry and June, OTOH, started a six-year relationship.
hello folks what's interesting?
Please tell me "Fighting American" is some kind of parody...
richard,
love the GCD. have you seen the Kirby site MonsterBlog ?
but thinking of young Bucky as "speedboy" is pretty cool.
Oh, now you started it!
Bunny Lebowski: Blow on them.
The Dude: You want me to blow on your toes?
Bunny Lebowski: I can't blow that far.
The Dude: Are you sure he won't mind?
Bunny Lebowski: Ulli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.
The Dude: Ah. Must be exhausting.
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Psychologist: England 'like a little kid'
A little kid that tortures people!
I did bake a carrot cake with cream cheese frosting today, and I'm sharing.
did everyone read Chicago Dyke's great rant today over at Kos? worth a read, it's in the recommended section.
Here's to more Kos/Eschaton crossover ...
sallyh,
yes, lets.
eli, Fighting American was a huge seller. nothing parodic about it in the least. early Kirby is such a wonder to look at.
Henry and June, OTOH, started a six-year relationship.
JeffCO
hmmm, nekkid people
eli, Fighting American was a huge seller. nothing parodic about it in the least.
I was afraid you'd say that...
First movie Monsieur and I ever saw together was "Excalibur."
Movie that I was proposed to afterwards: "The Empire Strikes Back."
did everyone read Chicago Dyke's great rant today over at Kos? worth a read, it's in the recommended section.
Here's to more Kos/Eschaton crossover ...
sdf (Stu)
link?
And, Sallyh, I do love me some carrot cake!! Blessings on your sweet, sweet head.
SD
Movie that I was proposed to afterwards: "The Empire Strikes Back."
You slut.
bedtime for this bonzo. stay well, one and all.
viva la Kirby!
Yes, I just got back from reading Chicago Dyke's Kos diary, and all the subsequent comments. First time I've been to Kos in months.
First "car date" I ever went on was to drive-in to see..."Psycho".
With a red-headed boy I never saw ever again.
WEird.
SD
Central--you wound me!
hmmm, nekkid people -matthew
U-uuuu-maaaaaa, things are gonna get easier
U-uuu-ma things'll get brighter...
Here's to more Kos/Eschaton crossover ...
They could use it. I've only posted a couple diaries there because I just don't get the feel of the place. I read it several times a day but generally skip the comments and don't have the energy to get into the ratings issues that seem to crop so often.
"You slut." -- Central Scrutinizer
That goes so well with your gravatar.
Central--for ~30 seconds, we contemplated getting married as Princess Leia and Han Solo.
The way the wedding went, we should have gone to Vegas and done it
I am so pathetic and my dick is so shriveled and small.
I used to love Kos, but now it's like work to go there.
Damn, CSPAN went straight from the DC rally to Bush's appearance in San Antonio.
And he's wearing that damn blue shirt again! Doesn't he have any other clothes?
Good night, dear people. I leave you with Viking kittens.
http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/
Peace.
I used to love Kos, but now it's like work to go there.
Exactly. Except I think it only took me a few days to reach that conclusion...
Kos is a pain in the ass. There's usually some great stuff over there, but getting to it is hard labor.
> How do you make a hormone?
Chemistry pop quiz:
How do you make Ethyl palpitate?
Bat
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Now that I think about it, Cinema Paradiso actually was an early date movie in that relationship. As was a showing of Nagisa Oshima's In The Realm of the Senses. From the sacred to the profane, these are the films of my life...
Karin--Walmart had a 'buy 3, get 1 free' deal.
Marcia,
Joel agrees with everything I say.
for ~30 seconds, we contemplated getting married as Princess Leia and Han Solo.
You should have.
Pls forgive me for not following every comment. Busy times, unfortunately (on one hanmd - yet means I am still employed, on the other).
You guys are great, and, I am comfortable here. (this may be co mpletely self-delusional in that you all think I'm a complete jerk, but I always go here first, after work).
Anyway, Sallyh, pls send me email message re: how to get cookbook. Many thanks.
The thing that kills me about dKos and a few other places is the 'we're a community, so (the proprietor of the site) has to listen to us!' attitude that some people have.
And the 'there are 60,000 of us - let's call for a boycott!' crap that keeps bubbling up... yeesh...
"for ~30 seconds, we contemplated getting married as Princess Leia and Han Solo.
You should have." --
Central Scrutinizer
The costumes WERE already white. It's kind of a no-brainer.
Not so sure about the bagel hair, though.
Please tell me "Fighting American" is some kind of parody...
Simon and Kirby were poking fun at their earlier creation, Captain America. Here's a classic page, featuring "Double Header" ...
http://images.comicbookresources...ican2-
crime.jpg
Central--the marriage is good. The wedding, however, was a horror show.
We'd have a hell of a lot more entertaining pics if we'd gone to Vegas, too.
Chemistry pop quiz...
Don't get Eli started on the titrations!
Marcia Brady--I went as Princess Leia for Halloween in 1978. I made the white dress, borrowed my baby brother's blaster and R2D2 critter, and my sister spend 2 hours trying to force my hair into the cinnamon bun position. I believe record quantities of bobby pins and Aquanet were used in this operation.
Simon and Kirby were poking fun at their earlier creation, Captain America. Here's a classic page, featuring "Double Header" ...
"I made it while you were sleeping off the effects of an overpowering salami sandwich."
Heh heh heh...
Thousands Take Their Message of Peace To White House, Despite Bush Absence
Sunday, September 25, 2005; A01
Tens of thousands of people packed downtown Washington yesterday and marched past the White House in the largest show of antiwar sentiment in the nation's capital since the conflict in Iraq began.
The demonstration drew grandmothers in wheelchairs and babies in strollers, military veterans in fatigues and protest veterans in tie-dye. It was the first time in a decade that protest groups had a permit to march in front of the executive mansion, and, even though President Bush was not there, the setting seemed to electrify the crowd.
Signs, T-shirts, slogans and speeches outlined the cost of the Iraq conflict in human as well as economic terms. They memorialized dead U.S. troops and Iraqis, and contrasted the price of war with the price of recovery for areas battered by hurricanes Katrina and Rita. Riffs on Vietnam-era protests were plentiful, with messages declaring, "Make Levees, Not War," "I never thought I'd miss Nixon" and "Iraq is Arabic for Vietnam." Many in the crowd had protested in the 1960s; others weren't even born during those tumultuous years.
etc.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
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