I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

GravatarYikes.


GravatarI average nearly 2,000 hits a day of Karen Hughes non-fan, non-fiction


GravatarBush presidency: FIERY WRECK!


GravatarWhy Harry, you're huge!


GravatarPaul Hackett was on msnbc today looking calm, thoughtful, strong, and, might I add, sizzling hot.

Just for your information.


GravatarIt's like I keep saying, why doesn't Atrios post more Harry Potter slash fiction. There's clearly an unfulfilled need for it out there.


GravatarThat's what we need here -- more erotic fan fiction. Or maybe we should all just go pantsless.


GravatarThe message: Atrios needs to sex this joint up, big time.


GravatarEarly!

Hey, A-Man ...
Consider that you're not a specialty novelty site.
You are, in fact, the electronic equivalent of, say, "Look" magazine of yore.

Congratulations!


GravatarNever before in my whole life would I think to see those words to appear in such congruity....!


Gravatar"Or maybe we should all just go pantsless." -- Toonscribe

Already there. I thought it was a requirement...


GravatarAlso, Conan O'Brien had a segment a few years ago on this subject.

"Meanwhile, on the other side of the Castle...

Would you like me to show you my magic wand?"

or something to that effect...


GravatarMaybe Atrios should consider, erotic Kathryn Lopez/Peggy Noonan fan fiction?



Or not.


GravatarDamn, we just had an earthquake. LA is always rumbling but I haven't felt one at the beach in years. Totally freaky.


GravatarNumber of readers who find my blog when Googling for "sex between old men wearing suspenders and snakes": 2.


GravatarI just ran to the door, ready to run outside but then it stopped. Toonscribe, did you feel it?


GravatarI hope you are ok, Jenny from the Blog.


GravatarThe message: Atrios needs to sex this joint up, big time.

Yea dude, throw up some interacial bukkake porn. Your hits will go up exponentially. Or you could accuse Bush of being a drugdealing murderer rapist. That way the Blogger babes on CNN will be sure to mention you.


Gravatar Number of readers who find my blog when Googling for "sex between old men wearing suspenders and snakes": 2.
Echidne of the snakes


Really, who is the other one?


GravatarThanks, Echidne. Just a momentary fright. Cats seem to be taking it in stride, though.


Gravatarthe electronic equivalent of, say, "Look" magazine of yore.

My parents used to subscribe to Look magazine. I remember the 1961 New Year's week edition. It had a big 1961 on the cover. I remember being struck at the time that it read the same whether you looked at upside-down or rightside-up. Funny what makes an impression on a nine and a half year old.


GravatarGee, kids looking for something erotic they can read under their parent's radar!

How surprising is that!


GravatarDamn, we just had an earthquake. LA is always rumbling but I haven't felt one at the beach in years. Totally freaky.

Holy Crap. I'm trying to move there. Perhaps having second thoughts. I heard the big one is supposed to be coming soon.


GravatarJenny!

According to the latest agreements between Los Angeles and Phoenix, if youse guys have something awful happen you are to come here. If we have something awful happen, we are to walk to Wickenburg. C'mon over! We'll have lunch!


GravatarWTF? is w/that CA murder Nancy Grace keeps shrieking about? Saw some CNN and she was freaking out. Sister said Nancy is particulary over the top w/this one. Is Nancy Grace surprised that the kid killed the woman who was building a house like this? Christ! The place is an monument to bad taste!


GravatarErotic Harry Potter fan-fiction stories??? I am so behind the times on this one.

Is Harry Potter erotic? Maybe I don't no nothing. And that's okay with me.


GravatarJenny was it a big one?


GravatarWe allow the trolls to post their BS.

Isn't that enough fiction.


GravatarDamn, we just had an earthquake. LA is always rumbling but I haven't felt one at the beach in years. Totally freaky.

I blame Cheney.


Gravatarjftb, any news from wn, twhm?


GravatarCats seem to be taking it in stride, though.

That's good. Animals know these things better than we do.

And Attaturk, I will have to write something just for you (and the other reader...)


Gravatar"Or maybe we should all just go pantsless." -- Toonscribe

Already there. I thought it was a requirement...


Hubba. Hubba.


Gravatar Funny what makes an impression on a nine and a half year old.
Toonscribe


Like the man remembering himself as a child in The World According to Garp, thinking the "undertow" his father warned him about was an "undertoad".

He carried that fear with him for years, that there was a giant frog hiding in the ocean, ready to grab onto little boys and pull them down.


GravatarIs Nancy Grace surprised that the kid killed the woman who was building a house like this? Christ! The place is an monument to bad taste!
res ipsa loquitur


THAT'S a HOUSE?

Looks like a HOTEL!


GravatarNancy Grace gets upset when something happens to the loved one's of attorneys so she can shill her story again. She needs to focus on getting her head reshaped into something that would fit into a hat.


GravatarI thought only I wrote Harry Potter erotica. I'll never feel alone again.

R


Gravatar"Number of erotic Harry Potter fan-fiction stories posted on a website run by an Illinois woman: 1,750

Average number of hits the site receives each day: 198,000"

Big whoop...how many erotic fiction stories about atrios are posted per day, huh? None!


GravatarDamn, we just had an earthquake. LA is always rumbling but I haven't felt one at the beach in years

Didn't feel it in West Hills.


GravatarGWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar!

Yes, I'm packing my bags and heading your way. What's for luch?


Gravatar
And Attaturk, I will have to write something just for you (and the other reader...)
Echidne of the snakes


Okay, but keep your old man/snake sex stories wholesome. I'm not into that kinky stuff.


GravatarI'm watching Notre Dame football. They're killing BYU.

Fuck ND. THey get preferential treatment on TV even when they are losers.


GravatarThe message: Atrios needs to sex this joint up, big time.
Henry Holland


How about some nude photos of Michelle Malkin?


GravatarWhen I google an old man with suspenders and a snake I get Larry King interviewing Dick Cheney.


GravatarPotter erotica ... now that's just ... wrong.

Like Superfriends slash.


GravatarPaul Hackett was on msnbc today looking calm, thoughtful, strong, and, might I add, sizzling hot."

sent him $50 worth of turkee today!


GravatarHem, I don't know nothing either.


GravatarHoly Crap. I'm trying to move there. Perhaps having second thoughts. I heard the big one is supposed to be coming soon.
Live Free or Die


You should come here if you're inclined. I haven't felt a rumbling for so many years. Just another natural occurrence. Hey, if you went to Kansas you'd have those crazy tornados. And let's not even talk about hurricanes!


GravatarI get obscene emails for my hot chimp on geriatric action.


GravatarFuck ND. THey get preferential treatment on TV even when they are losers.
Live Free or Die | Email | 10.22.05 - 4:31 pm | #

Meanwhile the fabulously talented Ducks are always dissed.
Why do the red state teams get the TV time and undeserved ratings?
Waaaaaaaaaa


GravatarEarthquake? Didn't notice anything in Ventura County, CA. Did you enter you data at the "Did You Feel It" website?


Gravatar" Erotic Harry Potter fan-fiction stories??? I am so behind the times on this one."

C'mon, it pretty much writes itself...

"As the nubile witch began to unfasten her cape, revealing her glowing flesh, Harry felt his wand, long slumbering, begin to move and swell..."

Yadda yadda yadda.


GravatarBig whoop...how many erotic fiction stories about atrios are posted per day, huh? None!

That you KNOW of...


Gravatarsaid Nancy is particulary over the top w/this one. Is Nancy Grace surprised that the kid killed the woman who was building a house like this? Christ! The place is an monument to bad taste!

Grace is tripping because she "KNOWS" that it must be the husband. Men are scum and are the root of all evil, therefore the husband is guilty.


GravatarYes, I'm packing my bags and heading your way. What's for lunch?

I've got a couple of nice fat chickens in the oven. We can crop some salad out of the garden. Champagne's in the icebox. Just ring the bell.


GravatarOkay, but keep your old man/snake sex stories wholesome

I could have them sharing a bowl of wholesome bran cereal inbetween the wild fuckings.


Gravatar I get obscene emails for my hot chimp on geriatric action.
watertiger


The final straw between Reagan conservatives and Bush will be when he breaks Nancy's hip.


GravatarAttaturk -

I was thinking it must be big because I usually don't feel them. But Toonscribe felt nothing so maybe the earth just moved under my house. eerie.


GravatarSince I've been living in NYC,
there's only been one,
very small, earthquake.

Happened sometime during the
70s at about four in the morning.

I've always wondered if somewhere
in town there was a couple having
sex when it struck. And did one
of them turn to the other and go
"Did the earth move for you?"


I mean, it could have happened.


GravatarSo what was that about the battery-powered Quidditch stick?


GravatarEarthquake in CA, Jenny?


GravatarHoly Crap. I'm trying to move there. Perhaps having second thoughts. I heard the big one is supposed to be coming soon.

They've been predicting that for at least 50 years now. I'd say that by this time, it's either bullshit or watch the fuck out.


GravatarI actually started working on a project with Lynn Cheney that involved her interest in writing lesbian erotica and my interest in erotica involving boy wizards but we couldn't agree on a storyline.

R


Gravatarjftb, any news from wn, twhm?
The Other Sarah


No news and honestly I'm extremely concerned.


GravatarAt four in the morning, I would certainly hope a lot more than just one couple was having sex in New York City.



GravatarBest dirty fan fiction I ever
read involved Xena Warrior Princess
and her pal Gabrielle.


Hubba hubba!!!!!


Gravatar I get obscene emails for my hot chimp on geriatric action. - watertiger

WT,
What a twisted mind you have. How beautiful.


GravatarWhen I google an old man with suspenders and a snake I get Larry King interviewing Dick Cheney.
lipreader





GravatarEarthquakes: 3.1 is barely noticeable (except to those people right on top of it).

...hmm, kinda like that geriatric sex thing...


GravatarFrom our department of
KNOW THINE ENEMY BECAUSE HE'S
ACTUALLY TOTALLY PSYCHOTIC:

Here, via crazy Andy Sullivan,
is what passes for responsible,
reasonable Conservative thought
these days

when Americans and Brits are actually presented with genuine conservatism - the
kind exemplified by Reagan and Thatcher or Gingrich in 1994 - they respond. Explain to people that freedom
matters, and why, and they will back it. The culprit here is George W. Bush. What he has done is provide a form of
Christianist socialism, and glibly presented it as the continuation of the conservative tradition. He has thereby in
one stroke delegitimized conservatism itself by falsely claiming its mantle, and also done the damage that socialists
normally do to a society's self-respect, governmental functioning, public finances and individual liberty. It will take
a generation to recover. Jonah Goldberg, in a moment of candor last year, predicted that Bush's re-election would
be terrible for the conservative movement. He was right. But he voted for the guy. And that was part of
conservatism's suicide as well. They finally told the truth about Bush - but only after it could make a difference.


Gravatar Best dirty fan fiction I ever
read involved Xena Warrior Princess
and her pal Gabrielle.


A friend of mine in law school would sit there during class reading Law & Order-themed erotic fan fiction on his computer.

The Interweb is a marvelous thing.


GravatarEarthquakes: 3.1 is barely noticeable (except to those people right on top of it).

...hmm, kinda like that geriatric sex thing...
Darryl Pearce

I thought size didn't matter??


Gravatar3.1 in Santa Monica.


GravatarDid you enter you data at the "Did You Feel It" website?

Darryl, ha, now that sounds like a porn site.

Hmm. I'm thinking it was my Own Private Earthquake.


GravatarThe final straw between Reagan conservatives and Bush will be when he breaks Nancy's hip.




Steve, there was an earthquake a couple of years ago upstate that was big enough to feel here. I was up early and thought a truck was rumbling by, but I realized that a plant stand in the corner was swaying, not shaking.

Sure enough...


Gravatar Attaturk -

I was thinking it must be big because I usually don't feel them. But Toonscribe felt nothing so maybe the earth just moved under my house. eerie.
Jenny from the Blog


How appropriate that you'd feel the earth move in a thread about erotic fiction.

There must be a good book cover that can come of this.


Gravatarsteve simels - given the population in NYC, I'd say it's a safe bet that at least one couple was having sex. I betcha there were more.

What a thought - hee hee hee!

I was in a pretty big earthquake when I was very little. We were staying outside of LA with my mother's sister and her husband. I remember trying to get down the hallway to my parents' room and the floor swaying and my aunt coming after me, trying to catch me to take me outside.

When I lived in San Francisco in '79-80, I had one nightmare after another of the Transamerica building falling into the street. It's one of those least likely to fall, I think.


GravatarAll those Hogwarts kiddies are getting up in their spongeworthy prime.


GravatarYou should come here if you're inclined. I haven't felt a rumbling for so many years. Just another natural occurrence. Hey, if you went to Kansas you'd have those crazy tornados. And let's not even talk about hurricanes!

I am from Miami and have been through a few, but at least we know they are coming a week ahead of time. I like the vibe out there. I have friends who live in Culver City, Beverly Hills and Venice Beach that I usually go visit every year. There are so many beautiful tanned women out there (I'm sure you are one of them). One thing that is peculiar about LA is that I get sunburned and peel even though I'm black. I traveled aroudn the country and world, and LA is the only place that I peel.


GravatarCats seem to be taking it in stride, though.

That's because cats know all. Did any cats drown in the psunami this year? I don't think so. If your cats freak, then get worried....


GravatarJenny ftB

The earthquake could've been off the coast. Seems like there was a 4pointsomething off the coast last week or the week before. And there's a mountain range between you and me which can act as a real quake damper sometimes.


GravatarIs haloscan still being jerky?


.


GravatarSteve, there was an earthquake a couple of years ago upstate that was big enough to feel here.

April or May of 2002, if I'm thinking of the same one. Shook my crappy college bed all the way in Mass.


Gravatarres -

so they caught the guy who killed the attorney's wife? I was sure he was guilty of something because he went on these ridiculous media appearances before the body was cold.

It just seemed insanely inappropriate.


GravatarDid you enter you data at the "Did You Feel It" website?

Darryl, ha, now that sounds like a porn site.


"Did you feel it?" Sounds like a question uttered by your average Republican male.


GravatarFuck ND. THey get preferential treatment on TV even when they are losers.
Live Free or Die | Email | 10.22.05 - 4:31 pm | #

Meanwhile the fabulously talented Ducks are always dissed.
Why do the red state teams get the TV time and undeserved ratings?
Waaaaaaaaaa


I guarantee that ND gets affirmative action. I bet if they lose again, they will end up playing for the NC.


GravatarI get obscene emails for my hot chimp on geriatric action.
watertiger

You sure that's the dragon lady...or is it Harriet?


Gravatarwatertiger:

I did not know that.
How weird.


GravatarDarryl, ha, now that sounds like a porn site.


Gravatar"Did you feel it?" Sounds like a question uttered by your average Republican male.
attaturk

Yeh, right after his rectum rips.


GravatarBad request

That answers that.


.


GravatarI was sure he was guilty of something...

He probably is, just not killing his wife.


GravatarWell, I felt it and I don't usually feel much less than 4. It was definitely a 3.1 - so I guess I was on top of it. Although I thought I was on top of my husband and he was joking when he asked at that moment if the earth moved for me.

hmmm.


Gravatar I get obscene emails for my hot chimp on geriatric action.
watertiger


Harrumph!

It's called flirting!


Gravatarhe went on these ridiculous media appearances before the body was cold.

It just seemed insanely inappropriate.
Jenny from the Blog


That creeped ME out, too!


GravatarI thought size didn't matter??


It ain't the age, honey. It's the mileage.


GravatarOh, so I'm not crazy. whew. 3.1. Well, I guess if it's really close size doesn't matter.


Gravatar3.1 in Santa Monica. - Aurona

Send it to the Computer History Museum in Mountain View.


GravatarOh - by the way, Atrios, I hate to break it to you, but you'll never be more popular than sex.





GravatarI hope my friend John gets his family out of California & into Philly before the Big One!

Harry Potter erotica is just WRONG!


GravatarJay C., that seems about right. I was about to head upstate to my house and thought, WTF?!


GravatarI'd say that by this time, it's either bullshit or watch the fuck out.
Tena


LOL! Somehow I'm not comforted, Tena. Funny.


GravatarIs haloscan still being jerky?


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spork_incident | Email | Homepage | 10.22.05 - 4:39 pm | #


Were you having problems with it,
too?

I can't couldn't access it almost
all day....was driving me bonkers.


GravatarFlorence of Venice -

Hiya neighbor!!!


GravatarPrior A...

Just sent you this via email, but here it is again." It's a quiz: "Which theologian are you?"


GravatarPrior A ...

Sorry, click that link and then you must scroll down to reach the quiz.


GravatarWeirdness. FWIW, Toony, just yesterday I was thinking about those "1961" front page headlines in my local paper (The late, lamented Pittsburgh Sun-Telegraph) on New Years Day 1961.

I was almost 6 years old.

I think these interwebs proomote telepathy. Or something.


GravatarIt's called flirting!

I am sooooo busted!


Gravatar One thing that is peculiar about LA is that I get sunburned and peel even though I'm black. - Live Free or Die
One of the reason's Northern Californians take a dim view of the LA air quality reports.


GravatarWell, must re-pants and go pick up dry-cleaning. Not sure if I want to bother with the bra, though. Maybe just a jacket will cover everything up nicely.

If I don't show back up, remember Monday is Hackett Announcement Day, as well as a possible Fitzmas morning.


GravatarHave you seen the poster for the new Harry Potter film? I presume they're calling it Wizards Don't Cry. Compare the movie poster to this classic poster. Coincidence?


GravatarThat's because cats know all. Did any cats drown in the psunami this year? I don't think so. If your cats freak, then get worried....
wolf-man


I read an amazing account of the mass exodus of wildlife from the tsunami area days before it hit. Fascinating. I think some of the tribespeople who survived trusted the creatures and followed them out.


GravatarOr promote it, maybe, without extra "o"'s.


GravatarOh, so I'm not crazy. whew. 3.1. Well, I guess if it's really close size doesn't matter.
Jenny from the Blog | Email | 10.22.05 - 4:42 pm | #


Dirty mind. Dirty Dirty mind. This is a clean blog Jenny. Remember that!


Gravatarhee - I just came here from The Leaky Cauldron

I'm a JK Rowling fan. Quote:

"It's easier to forgive someone for being wrong than it is to forgive someone for being right."

Goblet of Fire next month!


GravatarDirty mind. Dirty Dirty mind. This is a clean blog Jenny. Remember that!


But we were discussing the earth moving.

um


GravatarThere are so many beautiful tanned women out there (I'm sure you are one of them).

Well, I'm not too ugly. But I'm definitely not tan. I actually don't like the sun and only go to the beach in the early mornings and at sunset and late nights when there's a full moon.

But you should wear sunscreen, even if you are dark-skinned, LFoD!


GravatarI think these interwebs proomote telepathy. Or something.

I knew you were gonna say that.


GravatarHey Jenny.


GravatarI most closely matched Anselm. I guess I need to figure out what that means.


GravatarHere's your earthquake

A minor earthquake occurred at 1:18:46 PM (PDT) on Saturday, October 22, 2005.
The magnitude 3.1 event occurred 7 km (5 miles) WNW of Santa Monica, CA.
The hypocentral depth is 11 km ( 7 miles).

http://quake.wr.usgs.gov/recente...aps/119- 34.html


GravatarWTF? is w/that CA murder Nancy Grace keeps shrieking about?
res ipsa loquitur


When is Nancy Grace not a shrieking hag? Her outraged white woman schtick is tiresome. Her voice alone is enough to make me want to hurl.


GravatarI think some of the tribespeople who survived trusted the creatures and followed them out.

Tribespeople know who to look to for survival. Follow their example and you'll be fine. I'm always watching my pixie bobs and wolfies for clues of impending weather and other natural hiccups....


GravatarSlash fiction. Here's an oldie for ya:

I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard

She sprung up on the couch on all fours and looked over her shoulder at me. She pointed to her twitching, puckered anus. ‘See this?’
I nodded eagerly.
‘I want you to wreck it.’



Classic.


GravatarBut you should wear sunscreen, even if you are dark-skinned, LFoD! - Jenny from the Blog
Seconding that.
Was at the dermatologist two weeks ago and he dug out group of basal cells behaving badly. When I go back next week he's going to start chewing on my ear.


GravatarI knew you were gonna say that.

I knew you were going to write that.


Gravatarwell I guess we covered the "size doesn't matter" joke pretty thoroughly.


GravatarWell, I'm not too ugly. But I'm definitely not tan. I actually don't like the sun and only go to the beach in the early mornings and at sunset and late nights when there's a full moon.

But you should wear sunscreen, even if you are dark-skinned, LFoD!


Well I have to go now, so I'm done flirting. Byeee Jennyyyyy


Gravatarwell I guess we covered the "size doesn't matter" joke pretty thoroughly.
Jenny from the Blog |


OK, is it time for the old "judicial experience doesn't matter" gag?


GravatarWhen that Ann Coulter fuckin' blog came out, it inspired me to do a whole series of similar ones involving Rush Limbaugh's misadventures searching for Ms. Right.

But I figured why try to imitate when the best is still there.


GravatarThe magnitude 3.1 event occurred 7 km (5 miles) WNW of Santa Monica, CA.

No wonder Jenny's cats were cool. Jenny, on the other hand - well let's just say she's sensitive. j/k


GravatarI'm afraid fucking Coulter in the ass would technically make me a homo.


Gravatarres ipsa --
got it -- gotta go to church again in reparation for all my many, many sins


GravatarTribespeople know who to look to for survival. Follow their example and you'll be fine.

wolf-man. Must find tribespeople in Los Angeles. But where to look!!! Well, there is the occasional rastafarian here and there. Think that'll do?


GravatarI'm afraid fucking Coulter in the ass would technically make me a homo.
lipreader | 10.22.05 - 4:53 pm | #


Not if it's a pity fuck.


GravatarBut a "top" I guess. A "top" with really bad taste.


GravatarWhen I go back next week he's going to start chewing on my ear.
bo


Good luck. In 2000, I had a rather nasty basal cell carcinomation removed from ear (which now makes me look like I'm an ex-boxer). Damn thing actually started inside my ear canal so it was pretty well advanced before I even noticed it.


GravatarI'm afraid fucking Coulter in the ass would technically make me a homo. - lipreader
Fucking a neocon fruit-loop counts as depravity.


GravatarOkies, this got lost on the immediate thread down, didn't know about the clean sheets, so I'm reposting it here:

I'm so happy NTodd has gotten on the pwn bandwagon. It's really the only way to go, mocking the twits is the best revenge in this case.

Also, the fact that NTodd is playing with them like a cat plays with a mouse...

/cheer NTodd


GravatarBad Request

Your browser sent a request that this server could not understand.
Request header field is missing colon separator.


It's becoming tiresome.


.


GravatarThe fanfic results more from the films than the books. Prof Snape is a sadistic teacher - really horrible and unattractive. The writers of fanfic eroticize Snape. Is it the vampire thing? What the ladies really fancy is Rickman's sexy voice. Rowling tells fans that they shouldn't fancy Snape. And she says that Snape is not a vampire.

Eh. I guess that enough.


GravatarFucking a neocon fruit-loop counts as depravity.
bo

Well, now you make it sound interesting...


Gravatarwolf-man. Must find tribespeople in Los Angeles. But where to look!!! Well, there is the occasional rastafarian here and there.

Rastas? They're too, ummmmmm, "mellow" to predict quakes. I know a few Native filmmakers there, though.


GravatarToonscribe,
Fortunately, this one hasn't gotten in the ear canal, but the only similarity I bear to Clark Gable is the ears.


GravatarI saw a nice-looking attractive young woman on the subway yesterday, reading a big Harry Potter book. At the time I thought she was prepping so she could read it to some children later.

Now I'm not sure about anything.


GravatarJenny, seriously how did you feel a 3.1 quake? When I lived in Cal I couldn't feel one under 5.5. Of course, back then I was kinda Rasta mellow... :-p


GravatarI saw a nice-looking attractive young woman on the subway yesterday, reading a big Harry Potter book.

I saw a nice-looking attractive young man on the subway yesterday, readin a big Ayn Rand book. They are all reading the big Ayn Rand books.

Barf-o-rama.


GravatarJenny - I travelled to many parts of the world and always loved coming home to New England - I never thought I would leave it. Been living in CA for 6 years now and couldn't think of living anywhere else. I know the sciences all say that we're due for the "Big One" but I'll take my chances, cause it's definitely worth it. Afterall, people in certain Hurricane and Tornado regions do not always seem to do well either yet they have a higher tradeoff (cold, ice, blizzards, floods, heating oil, etc..)


Gravatarwolf-man,
It's proximity. If a 3.1 occurs under you or nearby, you're gonna know it.


GravatarYeah, there are earthquakes and then there are earthquakes.
Don't mean to be the turd in the punch bowl; but on Tuesday I was going to one of my clients house, and saw a bunch of ambulances and cop cars. Evidentily she had died in her sleep during the night.(FWIW she was 86 yrs. old, Natural causes.)
I got back from the funeral yesterday and my 13 yr. old Great Dane couldn't move.(A disc in her back apparently gave out and paralized her, so I had to put her down, Yeah 13 is a hellufa age for a Dane, but it still hurts.)
About noon today I got word that an old and good friend had died in a car accident.
FUCK!
Ya know- some times the world just sucks!


GravatarI'm afraid fucking Coulter in the ass would technically make me a homo.
lipreader | 10.22.05 - 4:53 pm | #


Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Gravatar Oh - by the way, Atrios, I hate to break it to you, but you'll never be more popular than sex.




Tena |


Well this thread is certainly cheering people up. Atrios was right, everybody is a bit grumpy today.

Never even occurred to me that could be a site offering erotic harry potter stories. I notice, btw, there is no linky. Maybe Atrios just made it up.















Or maybe he is afraid we will all desert him and go read some porn.


GravatarSo, how many hits does Atrios get in comparison to the 198,000 for the Potter Porn site?


GravatarFor Sarah Silverman fans, there's a New Yorker piece on her here, in advance of her concert film Jesus is Magic coming out soon: "Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ. And then the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I’m one of the few people that believe it was the blacks.”


GravatarThe message: Atrios needs to sex this joint up, big time.

He could play bate and switch by adopting a provocative new name for the site. Say...

Eschaton, 8 inches uncut

Escha ton of hooters


GravatarSarah Silverman is waaaay too hot for Jimmy Kimmel. But just about right for me.


GravatarSarah Silverman is waaaay too hot for Jimmy Kimmel. But just about right for me.


Gravatarso, what sort of futile hope do you all have today?


Gravatarsandiaman

Sorry to hear about your losses. You have my condolences. I had a brother-in-law die about two weeks ago and now my mother-in-law is in the hospital and may not make it. Sometimes the world does, indeed, suck. But sometimes I can't think of any place more wonderful.


Gravatarso, what sort of futile hope do you all have today?

That you'll never post here again... :-p


GravatarI know the left is split between bashing Miers and praying for indictments


Gravatarsandiaman, sometimes life really sucks. I've had one of those years when everybody I know seems to catch something potentially life-threatening, and it is very hard to go through. But then other years are bound to be better!


Gravatarhttp://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/

interesting take on the Bugman.


GravatarHer voice alone is enough to make me want to hurl.
Tread |


Look out or you will have Old Tobes whining about how "y'all" hate the South.


GravatarHave you all ever seen "The Bridge on the River Kwai?"

SHould I watch it? I have the disc sitting here ... Just don't know if I'm into it.


Gravatarso, what sort of futile hope do you all have today?

Or Bush will become a "good" president.....


Gravatarhttp://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/

interesting take on the Bugman.
expectingrain


Is it me who thinks all of those folks looked better BEFORE?

They've never heard of "leave well enough alone."


GravatarUh oh, Storm Alpha has just been named, since there are no more letters that they want to use. --Compliments of NPR.


GravatarWhen did Pat Buchanan and Rush Limbaugh become spokesmen for the left? I must have missed it.


GravatarI'm hoping for some more no-bid contracts for Halliburton. I don't care how many innocent people have to die, I just want Cheneyco to "collect the whole set".


GravatarToonscribe: thanks, and sorry for your heartaches.
I guess losses are a natural part of life, but that doesn't make them easy to bear.


GravatarI know the left is split between bashing Miers and praying for indictments
Gary Ruppert


And you're split between being a wanker and being a dork!


GravatarOr that the corporate media and the Congress will wake the fuck up and start doing their oversight jobs....


GravatarHave you all ever seen "The Bridge on the River Kwai?" Should I watch it?

If nothing else, it will help you to whistle while you work.


GravatarI know this is OT and unfortunately has no sex to liven the content, but

THE IRONY OF IT ALL

From Maureen Orth, longtime Vanity Fair reporter speaking to an audience at the UC Berkeley Graduate School of Journalism on April 28, 2004:

http://www.berkeley.edu/news/ber...5/ 05_orth.shtml

If you do real investigative journalism about these people, you find out about these things,” said Orth. “While you can lament the idea that we’re living in this era of celebrity and personality, it also behooves the journalists here to get beyond the superficial and the spin and do the legwork and the research and the hard, hard work that takes to get the real story.

Then read David Fiderer’s: The Nobel Prize and Russert’s Lies at the Huffington Post.

Perhaps Tummy (L'il Russ) should have taken the Mrs' advice.


Gravatarso, what sort of futile hope do you all have today?
Gary Ruppert

That YOU would FOAD.

You and all the other trolls.


GravatarWhat's all this talk about sex on the telly?

I mean! I keep fallin' off!


(Sorry. But it is Monty Python.)


GravatarAlready there. I thought it was a requirement...
Marcia Brady,NowWithIntegrity

Me too . Damn.


GravatarI know the left is split between bashing Miers and praying for indictments

Actually, the "bashing" of Miers is all coming from the right, Gary Ruppert Pupkin.

("Bashing" is wingnuteese for "critizing" and/or "critiqueing.")


GravatarI guess losses are a natural part of life, but that doesn't make them easy to bear.

Even when you see them coming....


Gravatarres ipsa

"Bridge on the River Kwai" is a masterpiece. Definitely watch.


GravatarMy, it is a bit chilly outside in beautiful Astoria today.

I should be working on a paper (due Monday, noon) and yet I come back here.

I am also drinking beer, but I find it usually helps my writing.


GravatarWhat's all this talk about sex on the telly?

BURMA!


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GravatarI also hope Bush's Iraq policy is a success. I see their constitution calls for an Islamic basis to their laws. Iran already has that, prehaps they will join and form the great Islamic Nation of Iran-aq. Don't you think?


GravatarHave you all ever seen "The Bridge on the River Kwai?"

SHould I watch it? I have the disc sitting here ... Just don't know if I'm into it.
res ipsa loquitur | 10.22.05 - 5:08 pm | #


Res....it's great.

For the cast alone.


GravatarHere's a commentary on Bridge... from Ebert's Great Movies list. It is a masterpiece, I agree.


Gravatarshit for brains Ruprect shows up to drool and stumble around breaking things .
Idiot.


GravatarSorry, the link for Fiderer's rip of Tummy is
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ da...sse_b_9307.html


Gravatarprehaps they will join and form the great Islamic Nation of Iran-aq. Don't you think?
lipreader


I foresee a great war over whether to name the new nation Iran-aq or Iraq-an.

Many dead, others bored.


GravatarI know the left is split between bashing Miers and praying for indictments

No split involved. We can do both.

Multitask, bitches!


GravatarFucking a neocon fruit-loop counts as depravity.
bo



Even THINKING about fucking a neocon fruit-loop counts as depravity!


Gravatar know the left is split between bashing Miers and praying for indictments
Gary Ruppert | Homepage | 10.22.05 - 5:07 pm | #


Actually, at Casa Simels, we're
split between the hookers and the
blow.


GravatarNo, it's not Jon Podhoretz...

It's Gus, NYC's neurotic polar bear.


GravatarSimels & Toonscribe ...

Okay, I'm gonna watch it.

Gary Ruppert Pupkin:

Lookee here! Your boyfriend, George Will, has his panties in a twist about Miers!

And Lookee HERE, too! Your paramour, The Doughy Pantload, thinks she sucks, too. So does Pat Buchanan, and all your other beaux.


GravatarActually, at Casa Simels, we're
split between the hookers and the
blow.
steve simels


Can't we all just come together over the hookers/blow issue?


GravatarThanks res, I can't stop whistling now . Watch the movie, it's a classic.


GravatarHey, Steve,

Happy birthday again!


GravatarI am also drinking beer, but I find it usually helps my writing.

Yeah, me too. Strange, eh?


GravatarI thought 'bashing' meant widely disseminating inconvenient facts that either don't neatly fit into or flat-out contradict the officially-approved script.


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Request header field is missing colon separator.


Oh, joy.


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GravatarA.Scott, thanks for that video you had on your website early this a.m. It was graphically beautiful and frightening at the same time.


Gravataroops, got a phone call, planning a trip to SF for thanksgiving so I cut out for a while.

sandiaman & Toonscribe - my thoughts are with you. That's a lot of loss to bear.

res - Bridge on the River Quai is one hell of a film. You will love it.

Enjoy your day, beautiful folks.


GravatarHave you all ever seen "The Bridge on the River Kwai?"

It's excellent like Gunga Din in that it shows how the grateful brown people are willing to lay down their lives for the white man. I watched it the other night and got a tear in my eye thinking how wonderful those chinamen were and how ungrateful the Iraqis are. If only the Iraqis were willing to take a few more bullets for our glorious democracy. I know Gunga Din would.

R


GravatarPersonally, I never thought hookers and blow were mutually exclusive. Once again:

Multitask, bitches!


GravatarHappy birthday, Steve.

We Libras seem to be taking over the joint. Libras are exceptionally good-looking and witty, so others don't ususally mind.


GravatarHey, Steve,

Happy birthday again!
watertiger | Email | Homepage | 10.22.05 - 5:19 pm | #


Thanks, kiddo!

Have I mentioned I got an MP3
player as a present?

Wow, is it cool. Size of a box
of chiclets......


GravatarI don't get the Harry Potter erotica. I just don't.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


GravatarEven THINKING about fucking a neocon fruit-loop counts as depravity! - Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
Yes, that's what I was trying to convey


GravatarUPI -- 21 October 2005

Old Bush vs. New

The Bush administration is bracing for a powerful new attack by Brent Scowcroft, the respected national security adviser to the first President George Bush.

A Republican and a former Air Force general, Scowcroft is a leading member of the bipartisan foreign policy establishment, and his critique of both of the style and the substance of the Bush White House, is slated to appear in Monday's editions of the New Yorker magazine.

The article also contains some critical comments on the handling of U.S. foreign policy by the current President Bush from his father, whose 1989-1993 presidency is hailed for deft management of the end of the Cold War, German unification, the first Gulf war and the collapse of the Soviet Union.

The new attack comes hard on the heels of the denunciation of "the cabal around Cheney's office" by Col. Larry Wilkerson, the chief of staff to former Secretary of State Colin Powell in a widely reported speech to the New American Foundation in Washington this week. Wilkerson said the national security decision-making process was effectively "broken."

http://tinyurl.com/7o8vr


GravatarWho needs to bash Miers? The right has been doing a great job of it.

She is not going to be confirmed - might as well face it now, Ruprecht. She's going to withdraw. And it won't be because of the Democrats.

I can't wait for Fitzmas. I just love the sound of exploding troll heads.


Gravatarer, Bridge on the River Kwai. oy!


GravatarWe Libras seem to be taking over the joint.

Not as long as we Aries are around.... :-p


GravatarRepublicans for Voldmort!


.


GravatarThis month's VF is just about all what's wrong with Bush all the time. Graydon Carter is spot on.


Gravatarer, Bridge on the River Kwai. oy!

That reminds me of the Al Frankin Show yesterday.....


GravatarSteve,

Sweeet! They're addicting, I'm just warning you.


GravatarWe Libras seem to be taking over the joint.

Not as long as we Aries are around.... :-p
wolf-man | 10.22.05 - 5:23 pm | #


I believe the great Merkin Patriot's
birthday is tomorrow.


GravatarJenny from the Blog; Thanks!


Wolf-man "even when you see them coming: Amen brother, amen.


GravatarGraydon Carter has got it going on re Bush.

Hecate: Do not miss today's Wolcott re Scooter. It's a classic.


GravatarAnd since when did we as a nation start condoning child abuse?


GravatarI hope Harriet sticks it out and is confirmed. I'm tired of competent people in important jobs.


GravatarIt's Sunday in Iraq:


SADDAM HUSSEIN ASSASSINATION WATCH
Day five!!!!!


Gravatarwatertiger and steve ...

It is seriously raw here today, eh?

I walked 90 -- yes, ninety blocks today and I am now chilled to the bone. Heating butternut squash soup... Refuse to go out again today.


GravatarIt's Sunday in Iraq:




Is that anything like Morning in America?


GravatarI believe the great Merkin Patriot's birthday is tomorrow.

Aren't we in Scorpio by now?


Gravatarres,

nasty! (nice walk, though!) I was going to go out later, but cancelled. Still kind of hung over from last night, and want nothing more than to curl up in my apartment.


GravatarMiserable and damp in my neck of the woods, too.

I'm almost ready to turn on the heat.


GravatarRepublicans for Voldmort! - spork_incident
They have those bumperstickers in your area too?


Gravatarbelieve the great Merkin Patriot's birthday is tomorrow.

Aren't we in Scorpio by now?
wolf-man


Not THIS Scorpio ya ain't!


Gravatar"Aren't we in Scorpio by now?
wolf-man"

That's right. Hmmmm. I should have noticed the world was a little less graceful and winsome, a little less Libra-y.

My bad.


Gravatarrainy grey cold and miserable here today.
which may explain why I ate the entire 8.99 small pizza with five vegetable toppings.

oh wait; what's the thread?

harry potter and the love struck women of illinois....
hmm...
no comment on that


Gravatar..and want nothing more than to curl up in my apartment.

watertiger

Typical cat....


GravatarAnd since when did we as a nation start condoning child abuse?
watertiger


Brave little kid.

A lot of young 'uns would run screaming from Sasquatch!


Gravatar"I'm almost ready to turn on the heat." --
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat

My pipes started banging this morning, signalling the start of please-turn-down-the-fucking-boiler season in my apartment building.


GravatarHarry Potter sex reminds me of some "Snow-White and Seven Dwarves" sex stuff I once saw. It ruined the fairy tale for me for ever. Some things are sacred!


GravatarWow, is it cool. Size of a box
of chiclets......
- steve simels
Beware when you have munchies.


GravatarHappy Birthday, steve simels and everybody else who has one around though. May you always have enough to eat and someone to love.


GravatarMy seven year old daughter just informed me that it takes exactly 124 licks to get to the chewy center of a Tootsie Roll pop.

Kids -- one of the things that can sometimes make the world wonderful.*

*Although, after a bad day of bad kid behavior, I admit to daydreams of being childless and single in New York, London, or Paris. Imagination is a wonderful thing....


GravatarNot THIS Scorpio ya ain't!

Ha! Why am I not surprised a Scorpio posted such a thing? :-p


GravatarMy pipes started banging this morning, signalling the start of please-turn-down-the-fucking-boiler season in my apartment building.








a mixed blessing eh?
like having Shostokovich living above you.


Gravatari love the expressions on the Indonesians' faces.

(just pic)


GravatarHarry Potter erotica?

What the fuck?


GravatarNumber of erotic Harry Potter fan-fiction stories posted on a website run by an Illinois woman: 1,750


I guess that answers the question, there is enough of it about.

Fan fiction is deeply, deeply weird. Adults or near adults with imaginary friends. Aren't they afraid of ending up like Jeb Bush?


GravatarIt ruined the fairy tale for me for ever. Some things are sacred!
Echidne of the snakes


Funny the things that turn you. I remember watching Baryshnikov on TV when I was young, loving every minute. My mother walked by and said, "He looks like he has a frying pan in the front of his tights."

It was impossible to focus on the leaps after that.


GravatarMay you always have enough to eat and someone to love.


What a beautiful sentiment, Echidne.



Gravatar*Although, after a bad day of bad kid behavior, I admit to daydreams of being childless and single in New York, London, or Paris. Imagination is a wonderful thing....
Toonscribe






when they're grown and gone, there's the rub...
ya hear a kid say 'daddy' in the grocery store and you turn around...


GravatarIt is seriously raw here today, eh?

I walked 90 -- yes, ninety blocks today and I am now chilled to the bone.
Heating butternut squash soup... Refuse to go out again today.
res ipsa loquitur | 10.22.05 - 5:27 pm | #


Ninety blocks in this weather?

My god, woman, have you taken leave
of your good senses?


Gravatara mixed blessing eh?
like having Shostokovich living above you.
earl in

Having played a number of his preludes and fuges, there would be nothing mixed about it. I absolutely hate his music.


GravatarWhat a beautiful sentiment,

Oh, yeah?!

How about: "Hunger and good company are the best condiments for a meal."


GravatarShepard Smith id gay?
Homepage | 10.22.05 - 5:36 pm | #


GravatarFan fiction is deeply, deeply weird.









read a magazine article once about rock stars' fans........one girl had a fantasy about her fave rocker with a 'really bad headache, like excruciatingly so, and i'm there for him..."


??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!


GravatarHaving played a number of his preludes and fuges, there would be nothing
mixed about it. I absolutely hate his music.
EPT | 10.22.05 - 5:35 pm | #


Try his second piano concerto.

Totally charming, and a seraphically
beautiful slow movement.


Gravatar(i give up)

Well, now...


.


GravatarGlad to hear that this CUNT thinks she has so much power:

Ann Coulter, a Genuine Conservative Christian American, speaking at a rally of the Aluchua County Republican Party (Florida):


"They're always accusing us of repressing their speech," she said. "I say let's do it. Let's repress them."

She later added, "Frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment."

. . . YUP. And she loves Jesus, too, and favors forced conversions of non-Christians.


GravatarHaving played a number of his preludes and fuges, there would be nothing mixed about it. I absolutely hate his music.
EPT






okay. let's say a *nixed* blessing!


GravatarMost slash, I've read, is written by and for, heterosexual women. Not sure what that means.


GravatarDeath rays, ancient greek style...

Teams Seek to Recreate Archimedes' Feat
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ 20051...medes_death_ray

By RON HARRIS, Associated Press Writer

SAN FRANCISCO - It isn't exactly the ancient siege of Syracuse, but rather a curious quest for scientific validation. According to sparse historical writings, the Greek mathematician Archimedes torched a fleet of invading Roman ships by reflecting the sun's powerful rays with a mirrored device made of glass or bronze.

More than 2,000 years later, two groups who believe they had reconstructed the fabled death ray set out to test them Saturday afternoon. The television show "MythBusters," which sponsored the event, had tried before but failed.

Massachusetts Institute of Technology Professor David Wallace and students planned to set fire to an old fishing boat from the Hunters Point Naval Shipyard using their own version of the device.

Mike Bushroe of the University of Arizona's Lunar and Planetary Laboratory brought a mirrored system shaped like flower petals, about 100 square feet of mirrors in all.

"If this weapon had worked, it would have been the equivalent of a nuclear weapon in the ancient world," said Peter Rees, executive producer of the Discovery Channel's "MythBusters."

Historical text describes Archimedes defeating a Roman fleet using the ray.

In "Epitome ton Istorion," John Zonaras wrote: "At last in an incredible manner he burned up the whole Roman fleet. For by tilting a kind of mirror toward the sun he concentrated the sun's beam upon it; and owing to the thickness and smoothness of the mirror he ignited the air from this beam and kindled a great flame, the whole of which he directed upon the ships that lay at anchor in the path of the fire, until he consumed them all."

The producers of the Discovery Channel's "MythBusters" haven't exactly been kind to seafaring vessels in the past. They rammed a boat with a fake shark weighing 3,000 pounds and lifted another vessel from the bottom of a bay using 23,000 ping pong balls.


Gravatarearl in

I grouse about the kids, but really I can't imagine now what it would really be like to live without them. Mrs Toonscribe is already getting all empty-nestish thinking about our son leaving for college -- and he's only twelve now (or will be on the 29th).


GravatarThere's nothing wrong with erotic Harry Potter fanfic. Or even roleplaying. Aside from the fighting over who's Hermione tonight and who gets the phoenix-core wand. That's the rumor, anyway.


Gravatar According to sparse historical writings, the
Greek mathematician Archimedes torched a fleet of invading Roman ships by
reflecting the sun's powerful rays with a mirrored device made of glass or
bronze.


A story dramatized in the wonderfully
silly George Pal 60s movie
"Atlantis the Lost Continent."


GravatarMy mother walked by and said, "He looks like he has a frying pan in the front of his tights."

It was impossible to focus on the leaps after that.
Marcia Brady,NowWithIntegrity


Nice tushie, too!


Gravatarsteve simels, he's just not my cup of castor oil.

Nothing wrong with anyone else liking him it's just that I got assigned a lot of his preludes and fugues as a student.

The parody of a theme from one of his symphonies in Bartok's Concerto for Orchestra is pretty funny, though.


Gravatarann coulter needs to have a near death experience or something to wake up.
her banality reminds me of a xtian fundy on tv warning of 'hell' in a vision he recieved:

'hell' is a box about 6 feet long and you just lay in it all day' he said.

"it's like a prison.''


'THATS THE COFFIN DUMBO' I thought.


GravatarDamn. Shirley Horne died.


GravatarMost slash, I've read, is written by and for, heterosexual women. Not sure what that means.
Hecate



Repressed Repug women perhaps?


GravatarThat's the rumor, anyway.
Thers


Please, keep your ear to the ground for those rumors, since I'm sure you wouldn't indulge in such things...


Gravatar Shepard Smith id gay?
spork_incident | Homepage | 10.22.05 - 5:36 pm | #


spork ... Within their id, I'm sure everyone is at least a little gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


GravatarThe parody of a theme from one of his symphonies in Bartok's Concerto for
Orchestra is pretty funny, though.
EPT | 10.22.05 - 5:42 pm | #


I had no idea about that.
And I really like the Concerto for
Orchestra.

Wow.....


Gravatarann coulter needs to have a near death experience


She looks like "near death" now.

I've seen healthier-looking cadavers.


GravatarNice tushie, too!
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat


Oy, tell me about it.

He was the best thing on Sex and the City.


Gravatartoonscribe,
I know what ye speak of exactly----------


Gravatar"Do you agree with President Bush that it is imperative to modernize and restore Social Security?"

This is another of those questions from the Gooper questionnaire I received called, "Ask America."

My witty (and perceptive) response to this Gooper fraud and other questions they ask about Medicare and Healthcare are included in my latest blog.


GravatarA story dramatized in the wonderfully
silly George Pal 60s movie
"Atlantis the Lost Continent."
steve simels


Damn - takes me back.

Saw that when I was about 8.


GravatarAside from the fighting over who's Hermione tonight and who gets the phoenix-core wand. That's the rumor, anyway.
Thers

I once knew someone who worked at a phone sex place. It being a mindbogglingly boring job to listen to these idiots pay to prattle on about their sex fantasies he used to read books while working. One night he got too absorbed in the book and was suddenly aware that his phone date was furiously demanding to talk to his supervisor. When he asked what was wrong the customer said, I was on top.

Talk about the book being better.


Gravatarspork ... Within their id, I'm sure everyone is at least a little gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
res ipsa loquitur


I believe the problems start when the id is gay, the ego is straight, and the superego is narcissistic.

But I'm no psychiatrist.


GravatarNice tushie, too!
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat

Oy, tell me about it.

He was the best thing on Sex and the City.
Marcia Brady,NowWithIntegrity


Jessica Lange's daughter by him, Alexandra, is around my daughter's age.

I applaud Jessica's taste.


GravatarTerry,

I don't know. The one woman I know who writes it (based on the X Files), completely heterosexual, is pretty liberal. She just enjoys it. Whatever floats one's boat, I suppose.


GravatarHe was the best thing on Sex and the City.

Put down the crack pipe, dear Marcia. The man looks like he has T.B.


GravatarI believe the problems start when the id is gay, the ego is straight, and the superego is narcissistic.






I'm glad that I'm sad
I'm mad that I'm sad
I'm glad that I'm mad


GravatarMost of the things written on this site are pornographic, as well as being lies.


Gravatarann coulter needs to have a near death experience

There is now a lull in blog posting as Eschatonians rush to volunteer.

steve simels, in the third movement. Where it gets sort of burlesque.


Gravatarno wait:

I'm glad that I'm sad
I'm mad that I'm glad
I'm sad that I'm mad


GravatarHe was the best thing on Sex and the City.

Put down the crack pipe, dear Marcia. The man looks like he has T.B.
res ipsa loquitur


Then there was Chris Noth......


Gravatarwhen they're grown and gone, there's the rub...

You're too fucking old to do all the things you thought you would do when you had the freedom. And too broke after paying their tuition.


GravatarMost of the things written on this site are pornographic, as well as being lies.
Gary Ruppert


Awwwwwwwwww.

Leave then!


GravatarThen there was Chris Noth......

Now you're talking!


GravatarMost of the things written on this site are pornographic, as well as being lies.
Gary Ruppert









?
is this irony
deliberate?


GravatarMost of the things written on this site are pornographic, as well as being lies.

And yet you keep coming back.

Why is that, Gary Ruppert Pupkin?


GravatarWhatever floats one's boat, I suppose.
Hecate




"Whatever gets you through the night..."

- John Lennon


Unless, of course, certain fundies find it "objectionable."


GravatarWhatever floats one's boat, I suppose.
Hecate


Meoowwrrrrr!

Someone made mention last night of getting Wolverine after someone.

My answer to that one was that they could sic Hugh Jackman on ME ANYTIME!


GravatarMost of the things written on this site are pornographic, as well as being lies.
Gary Ruppert | 10.22.05 - 5:47 pm | #


Oooh, Ruppert finally gets some
new material, and it's even
dumber than his norm.

Bravo!


GravatarWhatever floats one's boat, I suppose.









I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't die so we could just 'float our boats' however and wherever we wanted.







(acerbic joke apropos of nothing I guess)


GravatarA story dramatized in the wonderfully
silly George Pal 60s movie
"Atlantis the Lost Continent."
steve simels


Hey now, don't go trashing that movie. As a young girl I had many fantasies involving being swept up on a beach into the arms of a gorgeous fisherman.


GravatarWhoops, that last post should have been in answer to res ipsa's comment on Chris Noth.


GravatarPut down the crack pipe, dear Marcia. The man looks like he has T.B.
res ipsa loquitur


He's short and wiry, like I likes 'em. He's also very flexible and springy.

I'm sure Chris Noth is wonderful, but Mr. Big was a big, braying, Trumpesque horse's ass. But if that's your thing, I support your choices.


GravatarDo you know what is really bad? Donald Duck sex stories. All those bare bottoms...


Gravatarthe comment about this site being pornographic was not made by me.

But this site is full of the stuff at the bottom of a birdcage


GravatarI'm pretty sure Jesus didn't die so we could just 'float our boats' however and wherever we wanted.

(acerbic joke apropos of nothing I guess)
earl in


Sounds like something Ricky Retardo Santorum said recently.


GravatarBut this site is full of the stuff at the bottom of a birdcage
Gary Ruppert


Hey, you don't like it?

Leave!


Gravatar"My Blog Traffic, in Perspective"

Well, now you know what areas you can make improvements on.

What about : Political Ponies of Pulchritude

Course Holden will hog the bandwidth but it is a start, Pony Pron does not come without a few down points. .


GravatarBut this site is full of the stuff at the bottom of a birdcage

And yet you keep coming back.

Why is that, Gary Ruppert Pupkin?


GravatarDo you know what is really bad? Donald Duck sex stories. All those bare bottoms...
Echidne of the snakes


And when the hell are they gonna put PANTS on Porky Pig????????


GravatarShe looks like "near death" now.

Ann Coulter could use an autopsy.


GravatarSounds like something Ricky Retardo Santorum said recently.







yes but he doesn't have one ironic bone in his body.


GravatarShe looks like "near death" now.

Ann Coulter could use an autopsy.
Richard


Me! Me! Me!


Gravatar"But this site is full of the stuff at the bottom of a birdcage
Gary Ruppert"

And you are the first thing they will scrape off the cage floor.


GravatarBut this site is full of the stuff at the bottom of a birdcage







seed?


GravatarNow see... I had my hand in both. But I think my Harry Potter fanfic is the best.


GravatarBush's Radio Address.

"A critical part of any temporary worker program is ensuring that our immigration laws are enforced at work sites. America is a country of laws -- we must not allow dishonest employers to flout those laws."

What I want to know is did he say it with a straight face?


GravatarSounds like something Ricky Retardo Santorum said recently.


yes but he doesn't have one ironic bone in his body.
earl in


Doesn't have a brain in his head either.


GravatarSo, do you all realize that ABC gave another White supremacist group (Prussian Blue) more TV time than they ever could ahve gotten.

Apparently the media got bored and decided to start digging for Neo-Nazis, instead of reporting the news.


Gravatar"Why is that, Gary Ruppert Pupkin?"
-- res ipsa loquitur

I think he once said something about wanting to run for president, so coming here is probably oppo research or debate practice or something.


GravatarBut this site is full of the stuff at the bottom of a birdcage

He who excuses himself accuses himself, Gar.


GravatarI'm sure Chris Noth is wonderful, but Mr. Big was a big, braying, Trumpesque horse's ass. But if that's your thing, I support your choices.
Marcia Brady,NowWithIntegrity


I like Chris in "Law and Order"


GravatarBut this site is full of the stuff at the bottom of a birdcage
And yet you keep coming back.
Why is that, Gary Ruppert Pupkin?
- res ipsa loquitur
Cheaper than cheetos.


GravatarI watched "Hardcore" and "Ghost World" last night. Has anyone else seen them?

Tonight, I'm gonna watch "The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane," which I saw years ago on television, and "Blue Velvet."


GravatarAren't most of the Harry Potter fanfic yaoi? By which I mean... homosexual in orientation? It's not Harry and Hermione...


GravatarApparently the media got bored and decided to start digging for Neo-Nazis, instead of reporting the news.
Gary Ruppert


Oh, yeah - can't let those missing white women stories get lost in the shuffle!


GravatarI saw Ghost World.


GravatarMore people are effected by missing people than by neo-Nazis


GravatarABC did report that the girls were "racist" instead of going to the two sided approach. "Some say these girls are racist, what with their aryan supremacy and holocaust denial, but David Irving would like to differ..."


GravatarWhat I want to know is did he say it with a straight face?
Unrepentant Fenian


Smirking and giggling, like he does about everything.


GravatarI like Chris in "Law and Order"
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat


He was on a commercial and my daughter asked, "Don't you hate him?"

I said that I didn't like the character he played, but I'm sure the actor is perfectly fine.

Then he did that head dip/look thing he did as Mr. Big, and I said, "Yeah, I hate him."


GravatarSo, do you all realize that ABC gave another White supremacist group (Prussian Blue) more TV time than they ever could ahve gotten.

Elwood. "Illinois Nazi's?

Jake. "I hate Illinois Nazi's....Hit it."


GravatarI'm sure Chris Noth is wonderful, but Mr. Big was a big, braying, Trumpesque horse's ass. But if that's your thing, I support your choices.
Marcia Brady,NowWithIntegrity


Okay, can I brag for a moment? I met him once. I sat next to him at the theater. And we chatted during the intermission -- both of them. I was like a schoolgirl. I was looking around and thinking, "This theater is full of beautiful women and this guy is talking to me?" I could not believe my good fortune. And he was very nice. Asked me all about law school. Told me about rehearsing for a play. He was very cute!


Gravatar"More people are effected by missing people than by neo-Nazis
Gary Ruppert"


Yeah I am sure they said the same thng back in the 30's and 40's in Europe. And see, nothing happened, nothing at all.


GravatarMore people are effected by missing people than by neo-Nazis
Gary Ruppert


What's AFFECTING you?

Because each one of your posts is even more ridiculous than the one preceding it!


GravatarHe was very cute!
res ipsa loquitur


Noth is a hot-tay!


GravatarI think the rest of the country needs to know about the lunatics on the Right, like the Hitler Twins. They need a little jolt about just what is going on with y'all.


GravatarMore people are effected by missing people than by neo-Nazis --Gary Ruppert Pupkin

And how were you affected by that anvil that was so obviously dropped on your head this morning?


Gravatar"Hardcore"? Is that the George C. Scott movie about him searching for his runaway daughter?


GravatarY'know - I just checked this whole thread.


I don't see anything "pornographic" on here.

Just like I never see anything "traitorous" on MoveOn.org.


GravatarI think the rest of the country needs to know about the lunatics on the Right, like the Hitler Twins. They need a little jolt about just what is going on with y'all.
Tena


Tena:

The trolls don't wanna hear those kind of stories.

Makes THEIR side LOOK bad, y'know!


GravatarYeah I am sure they said the same thng back in the 30's and 40's in Europe. And see, nothing happened, nothing at all.
EkCenTriK


That's different, Nazis ran countries back then, you moron


Gravatarmonica_ny - I've seen Ghost World. It was interesting.

Who else here has seen The Russian Ark?


GravatarI'm willing to bet that at least 50% of the Potter fan fiction contains this line:

"Oh, Mrs. Weasly," Harry gasped.


GravatarHey now, don't go trashing that movie. As a young girl I had many fantasies
involving being swept up on a beach into the arms of a gorgeous fisherman.
ql in ny | Email | Homepage | 10.22.05 - 5:51 pm | #


ql:

That's hilarious...

But then, what do I know? I had
the hots for Emmaline Henry from
"I'm Dickens, He's Fenster."

Also, Wilbur's wife on "Mr. Ed."


GravatarWhat is so unusual? Japan fan fiction hentai is always popular. Fan published works even are sold at conventions.
The rest of the world is much more mature about sex than the US ( And the middle east).


Gravatar"Ooh. Ooh. Gross." The smooth faced and moderately corpulent teen said, "They're talking dirty on Eschaton again," Ooh. Ooh. That's so disgusting," he said to his Michele Malkin picture as he covered it so she wouldn't hear.

His lady love's face protected from the scene that was to follow Gary reached for his jar of Noxema "Chocolate lovers", and took a glob. Struggling to unzip his fly with his free hand he dropped the mess on his lap and he said, "Oh, oh," remembering what his mother had said the last time this had happened. "I'm in a lot of trouble," the boy.....


GravatarHardcore"? Is that the George C. Scott movie about him searching for his runaway daughter?
Toonscribe


Season Hubley (Kurt Russell's first wife) played a porn star who was helping him look for her?

And doesn't "The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane" star Jodie Foster?


Gravatar"That's different, Nazis ran countries back then, you moron" --
Gary Ruppert

Oh, my, please everyone, resist, RESIST!


GravatarMore people are effected by missing people than by neo-Nazis --Gary Ruppert

OTOH, no one is affected by missning neo=Nazis.


GravatarTerry

He is just tossing junk to keep us yapping at him. Probably Gordo or kin grooving on the attention. But still, sometimes when it is obtuse enough, you have to respond just to be on record.

PSA : Kiddies, Mr. Ruppert is telling you lies and trying to mess up the truth. Oh he may look nice, but just like that guy handing out candy in his car, you want to walk the other way. If you can't, Make as much noise that a parent or another adult can hear you. Remember, listening to him and believing him will end up hurting you in hte long run. Read your history Kids, that is what it is for.

Be Smart, Stay in School, Don't be a Ruppert Fool.

Now say that along with me.

Be Smart, Stay in School, Don't be a Ruppert Fool.

Very good...


GravatarThe rest of the world is much more mature about sex than the US ( And the middle east).
? |


Ain't THAT the truth?


GravatarWho else here has seen The Russian Ark?
Tena

is that the one that is one single shot? No editing just the camera following the actor around this huge french mansion.


GravatarAnd doesn't "The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane" star Jodie Foster?

WTF? happened to Jodie Foster's career?


GravatarTerry

He is just tossing junk to keep us yapping at him. Probably Gordo or kin grooving on the attention. But still, sometimes when it is obtuse enough, you have to respond just to be on record.

Ek CenTrik

You have to respond because the shit he says is SO dumb.........


GravatarWTF? happened to Jodie Foster's career?
res ipsa loquitur


Sometimes I think winning an Oscar (in HER case, two) is the Kiss of Death for your career.


Gravatar"That's different, Nazis ran countries back then, you moron" --
Gary Ruppert



NOT that the fascists here haven't given it their best shot.

And you have BALLS calling ANYONE else a "moron."


GravatarThat's different, Nazis ran countries back then

It's.....very.....hard.....to.....resist.....I' m.....trying....


GravatarI met Majikthise and Amanda Marcotte and Norbizness and Neil the Ethical Werewolf and Twisty... and the camera didn't work.


GravatarWhat does "more on the flip" mean?
What are all these blog references to sparkle ponies about?

Why can't I get the hang of this laptop?

Shit, I'm too old to get involved in this stuff. Except that I finally realized that NPR and the NY Times are filled with lies.

Damn.

Shit.


GravatarOh, my ,please everyone, resist, RESIST/
Marcia brady





But...


But...


But...


Yes ma'am


GravatarOoh. Ooh. Gross." The smooth faced and moderately corpulent teen said, "They're talking dirty on Eschaton again," Ooh. Ooh. That's so disgusting," he said to his Michele Malkin picture as he covered it so she wouldn't hear.

His lady love's face protected from the scene that was to follow Gary reached for his jar of Noxema "Chocolate lovers", and took a glob. Struggling to unzip his fly with his free hand he dropped the mess on his lap and he said, "Oh, oh," remembering what his mother had said the last time this had happened. "I'm in a lot of trouble," the boy.....
Gary Ruppert Fan Fiction




GravatarSaw GN and GL this afternoon.

Once upon a time in America...

Murrow sure was prophetic.


GravatarThen he did that head dip/look thing he did as Mr. Big, and I said, "Yeah, I hate him."
Marcia Brady,NowWithIntegrity







sort of 'Chandleresque'


Gravatar? - that's the one.

We were mesmerized. It took awhile to get into the flow, but once I did, it was pretty astonishing. Mr. Tena said the same when it was over.


GravatarAnd doesn't "The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane" star Jodie Foster?

WTF? happened to Jodie Foster's career?
res ipsa loquitur

really fucking bad movie choices.
Even the stupid drug addicted Baldwin brothers put out tons of movies yearly.
You know the one from Homicide and the one who played Imus bud the Norm Crosby talking detective.


GravatarSeason Hubley (Kurt Russell's first wife) played a porn star who was helping him look for her?

That's the movie I'm thinking of. Written and directed by Paul Schrader. Season Hubley wasn't a porn star IIRC. She was in the porn trade and he met her at a live action peep show. I seem to remember an interesting camera angle when she first met him.


GravatarGary Ruppert is so brain smashingly boring and stupid that he has put himself beyond parody.

Gary, if you aren't too stupid, go put Republican Party Nazi and Nationalities Council into your search engine. Don't comment on Nazis again until you have read a bit about it.

It's your party, you can cry if you want to.


GravatarEven the stupid drug addicted Baldwin brothers put out tons of movies yearly.
You know the one from Homicide and the one who played Imus bud the Norm Crosby talking detective.
? |


Then you have the one jackass Baldwin who thinks Bush is god.


GravatarShit, I'm too old to get involved in this stuff. Except that I finally realized that NPR and the NY Times are filled with lies.

Better late than never.

(I didn't know until I was about 30.)


GravatarA thing of beauty.....

specifically, Kondracke and Fred
Barnes spinning the DeLay
indictment on "The Beltway Boys"
right now.

It's like they gave Ruppert and
the Little Sociopath (TM) their
own show.


GravatarWTF? happened to Jodie Foster's career?

Foster's career is going well. "The Little Girl Who Lived Down the Lane" was made in 1976, and it starred Foster and Martin Sheen. It was Foster's second movie, I think, made just after "Taxi Driver."

It has only recently been released on DVD, which is a good thing, as they say.


GravatarWho else here has seen The Russian Ark?
Tena








not me. good title though.
Is it actually Russian?
no?


GravatarWe were mesmerized. It took awhile to get into the flow, but once I did, it was pretty astonishing. Mr. Tena said the same when it was over.
Tena

Foriegn film usually is amazing.
it is about "reality" not the cosmetic reality hollywood tries to present. Even hollywood bums look clean.


GravatarOk.. I found a Bush action that I really dislike.

Source

I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 24, 2005, as United Nations Day. I urge the Governors of the 50 States, the Governor of the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico, and the officials of other areas under the flag of the United States to honor the observance of United Nations Day with appropriate ceremonies and activities.

How about a day where we withdraw from the useless UN forever?


Gravatar WTF? happened to Jodie Foster's career?
res ipsa loquitur


She reached that magic age for women in the movies. To young to be a grandma, too old to be an ingenue. Same thing happened to Bette Davis who took out a full page ad in Variety looking for work.


GravatarTells me there are lots of people in this world who prefer fantasy to facing life's realities!


GravatarWhat does "more on the flip" mean?
What are all these blog references to sparkle ponies about?

Why can't I get the hang of this laptop?

Shit, I'm too old to get involved in this stuff. Except that I finally realized that NPR and the NY Times are filled with lies.

Damn.

Shit.
Arabella


Relax. Patience! You'll get the hang of it.


Gravatarnot me. good title though.
Is it actually Russian?
no?
earl in

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318034/
Trivia for
Russian Ark (2002)

* Shot in a single take. The first three attempts were cut short by technical difficulties, but the fourth was successful.

* The first uncompressed high definition film.

* Because the Hermitage museum had to be shut down, the production had only one day to shoot the film.

* Among the many problems that plagued the one-day-only production, there was a considerable language barrier. Director Aleksandr Sokurov speaks only Russian, and cinematographer Tilman Büttner speaks only German, so a translator followed the duo around (along with 'Büttner' 's seven-man crew) to keep the communication open.

* The film's final, hypnotic dance sequence was a recreation of a 1913 gathering which marked the final ball ever held in Csarist Russia. It should be noted that the sequence was filmed in the exact same ballroom that was used in 1913, and that the room had not been used for dancing since that pre-Revolutionary time.

* The breakfast room where Csar Nicholas II has tea with his family is the exact room where Nicholas was later arrested by the Bolsheviks during the Russian Revolution in 1917.

* The snowy courtyard that Catherine II walked through in the movie was covered and full of tropical plants and animals from around the world when Catherine II lived there. This second floor courtyard is now filled with statues and lilac bushes.

* Over 4,500 people participated in the making of the film, both in front of and behind the scenes. This included extras, seamstresses, grips, orchestras and the Hermitage staff.

* In interviews, the director has refused to say how many actors and extras appear in the film, or how much it cost.


GravatarWho else here has seen The Russian Ark?
Tena

is that the one that is one single shot? No editing just the camera following the actor around this huge french mansion.





who is the director?


GravatarTells me there are lots of people in this world who prefer fantasy to facing life's realities!
nudge

They're called Bush supporters.

=================================

Same thing happened to Bette Davis who took out a full page ad in Variety looking for work.
ql in ny


Ah, Bette! Love her movies.


GravatarHow about a day where we withdraw from the useless UN forever?

With Condi calling for international cooperation in dealings with Syria?

heh.

We need the UN more than ever, you twit.


GravatarHow about a day where we withdraw from the useless UN forever?
Gary Ruppert


How about YOU withdraw from here?

Stupid ass!


GravatarHardcore.


GravatarBy the way:

Zuheir al-Siddiq, the guy who the UN's Mehlis relied on for the info on his report on the Hariri assassination, is a known liar and convicted grifter, just like Ahmad Chalabi:

http://phoenixwoman.blogspot.com...ll- chalabi.html

Wake up and smell the Chalabi, people!


Gravatarthank you ?


GravatarRice calling for international co-op-er-ation?

I know the words, but I don't get the meaning.


GravatarThe UN won't have the guts to liberate Lebannon and Syria


GravatarWho else here has seen The Russian Ark?

Yeah.


GravatarForiegn film usually is amazing.
it is about "reality" not the cosmetic reality hollywood tries to present. Even hollywood bums look clean.
?

I remember a couple of years, this twit who wrote for a weekly freebie wrote a story about when she visited England.

She bitched and complained how the people on British TV...commercials and even the news anchors...looked so "ordinary."

I e-mailed her and told her to welcome to the real world - where everyone isn't airbrushed and botoxed to the max. I told her to get a clue.

No matter people in foreign countries think Americans are stupid!

She is.


GravatarI know the words, but I don't get the meaning.

We all laughed when her comments were posted, believe me.

She's such an effective and respected SoS...

barf.


GravatarHow about a day where we withdraw from the useless UN forever?
Gary Ruppert


With Bolton on the scene we just might get kicked out.

BTW are we still lapse in paying our dues? Don't we owe the UN something like 100 million dollars?


GravatarI remember that movie with Season Hubley. I loved Season Hubley. She was in "Hollywood Vice" I think. She had a bit part in "Escape from New York" too.


GravatarThe UN won't have the guts to liberate Lebannon and Syria

Like the US *liberated* Iraq?

No thanks, twit.


Gravatar Rice calling for international co-op-er-ation?

I know the words, but I don't get the meaning.
Marcia Brady,NowWithIntegrity


I think that would mean the world cooperating with us.

"No one likes us, I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows, we try..."


GravatarCheck out this post from Gilliard:

I hang out here in DC with a bunch of DoJ lawyers, and every one of them thinks the shit is about to hit the fan. The DoJ right now if trembling with anticipation, and those whom I trust, and whom are in the know, think some serious shit is coming down the pike here.

While right now I'm containing my excitement, I gotta tell ya, what you hear in the press ain't the whole story. All the DoJ people think big time shit is coming down the pike. Hell, I'm not a lawyer, -- although I worked for them for ten years while getting educated -- and even I know you wait until the last possible moment to file a Brief. That should be in the earlier part of this coming week, in this case.

Fitzmas! Whee!


GravatarHow about a day where we withdraw from the useless UN forever?

With Condi calling for international cooperation in dealings with Syria?

heh.

We need the UN more than ever, you twit.
pie

I have to disagree.
The Un is powerless.
The US and Israel walk all over them.
African genocides happen daily without any action .
And if it were not for the need of those bases the whole Bosnia/herzegovina/Kosovo area would be just like darfur.
At present the Un is totally useless and powerless.


GravatarThe UN won't have the guts to liberate Lebannon and Syria

Apparently, neither did Israel.

Is the UN some separate entity of non-human nations?


GravatarAmerica liberated Iraq and Afghanistan!


GravatarAs for the fake hysteria in the DoJ.. it's nothing to get excited about


GravatarFitzmas! Whee!

I'd better go get the damn tree before they're all picked over.


GravatarThe UN won't have the guts to liberate Lebannon and Syria
Gary Ruppert


Oh fuck off, you twit!

Murka hasn't made enough of a mess of that region?


GravatarHas anyone ever seen Chapelle's "Racial Draft" skit? The one wehre no one wants Condi?


GravatarBush is just like Hitler. He sucks, big time.


GravatarSince a few have mentioned movies and actors...just got back from taking two teenage girls to see Psycho. They knew the different actors from Bye Bye Birdie; Imitation of Life; West Side Story. The only one they didn't know was Perkins. What fun to scare at appropriate moments!!


GravatarAmerica liberated Iraq and Afghanistan!
Gary Ruppert





GravatarAfrican genocides happen daily without any action .

lets invade africa! great idea.


Gravatar"
Murka hasn't made enough of a mess of that region?"

The Middle east was in great shape before WE arrived and fucked it up. so true!


GravatarHas anyone ever seen Chapelle's "Racial Draft" skit? The one wehre no one wants Condi?
res ipsa loquitur


I saw that - GREAT skit!

That and the black KKK member!


GravatarIs fitzmas like Christmas, with presents and family-friendly fun? Or is fitzmas like New Year's Eve, with much alcohol and debauchery.

I need to know how to dress.


GravatarAmerica liberated Iraq and Afghanistan!
Gary Ruppert | Homepage | 10.22.05 - 6:22 pm | #


Objection!

Assumes horseshit not in evidence!bb


GravatarThe Middle east was in great shape before WE arrived and fucked it up. so true!
typical eschaton idiot


Hey, there's a switch - a troll telling the truth.


GravatarPheonix Woman, you always find ways to surprise me. That is one great story.

More evidence that blogging is better than the corporate media.


GravatarThe UN won't have the guts to liberate Lebannon and Syria


Well you're right about that! Thatwould require taking on the US and Israel, something the UN has definitely not got the stones to do.


GravatarBush is just like Hitler. He sucks, big time.
typical eschaton idiot


Yes.

And????


GravatarAfrican genocides happen daily without any action .

That has more to do with the current administration. Yes, I know. It's happened in the past. How do you keep people from killing each other there, however?

Kill the killers, imprison them, placate them, educate them, feed and clothe them, provide jobs?

No simple solutions.


Gravatarres asks:

Has anyone ever seen Chapelle's "Racial Draft" skit? The one wehre no one wants Condi?

Then there's Tiger Woods...


.


GravatarBush is just like Hitler. He sucks, big time.
typical eschaton idiot | 10.22.05 - 6:24 pm | #


True up to a point, but Hitler
was a snazzier dresser.


GravatarHow about a day where we withdraw from the useless UN forever?
Gary Ruppert


on that day, any civilized nation on the planet would close our embassy, consulates, and missions, and declare every USer inside their borders 'persona non grata.'

and they would have every right to do so...


Gravatar"How do you keep people from killing each other there, however? "

send in the UN! look at how well they handled rwanda. it's all so simple, really.


GravatarGood evening, bats!!

I can see that the trolls are filing in lock step. After all, it's Saturday -- no school.

Just got back from Duluth (I'll blog about it later). And I found out that the New Pornographers had to cancel tonights show here in town.

(sniffle, sniffle)

What did I miss??


GravatarNo one likes us, I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows, we try..."
Rmj, Wandering Aengus



Murka is NOT perfect?

Bite your tongue, lest some flaghead accuse you of being "traitorous."


GravatarThe Middle east was in great shape before WE arrived and fucked it up. so true!

How have we improved the situation in the ME?

How is life in Iraq better for the majority?


GravatarAmerica liberated Iraq and Afghanistan!
Gary Ruppert | Homepage | 10.22.05 - 6:22 pm | #

Objection!

Obviously he means liberated as in "Hey, let's go to the liquor store and liberate some gin,". Is Gary a 60s holdover?


GravatarThatwould require taking on the US and Israel,

LIBERATE SYRIA FROM ISRAEL! FREEDOM FOR SYRIA NOW!!!!


Gravatarit's all so simple, really.
typical eschaton idiot |



Yeah, YOU would know "simple."


Gravatarsend in the UN! look at how well they handled rwanda. it's all so simple, really.

What's your solution, dipshit?


Gravatar
Just got back from Duluth (I'll blog about it later). And I found out that the New
Pornographers had to cancel tonights show here in town.


Bummer.

Will they reschedule?


GravatarIsrael is responsible for Saudi Arabia and Jordan and Syria and my canker sores. Israel sucks ass, and Bushitler McHalliburton is a Likudnik operative.

Down with chimpie!


Gravatarsend in the UN! look at how well they handled rwanda. it's all so simple, really.

What's your solution, dipshit?
pie


Why, NUKE everything?

Isn't that the armchair commandos' solution to everything.

I don't see any of them running to their enlistment offices.


Gravatar?,
The US isn't in Bosnia or Kosovo for the bases, we're not really in Bosnia anymore, anyway. Bosnia would have left with fatal half measures if it hadn't been for the upcoming 1996 election. Kosovo was was in some ways a reaction for not having done anything in Bosnia.


GravatarRegarding the Gilliard post on the John Dean analysis of Fitzgerald's investigation:

Dean overlooks at least one cogent point: Fitzgerald would never have jailed Judy Miller if he didn't have a serious case to make. The DOJ rules alone would have told him not to go down that route.

And judges don't lock up reporters on a whim. They know the rules, too.

Fitzgerald is not gonna pursue a case that has to fold under the grey umbrella of "national security." A first year trial lawyer wouldn't make that mistake.


Gravatar
What's your solution, dipshit?


my solution is the same as yours, complain complain complain about israel and chimpy. and post incessantly on this ridiculous blog. little things will change the world!

that's why I'm a....


GravatarDown with chimpie!
typical eschaton idiot


Yes.

And?


GravatarJodie Foster:

The Brave One (2007) (announced)
Inside Man (2006) (post-production) .... Madeliene White
Flightplan (2005) .... Kyle
Un long dimanche de fiançailles (2004) .... Elodie Gordes
... aka A Very Long Engagement (International: English title) (USA)
Panic Room (2002) .... Meg Altman
The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002) .... Sister Assumpta
Anna and the King (1999) .... Anna Leonowens
Contact (1997) .... Ellie Arroway
Nell (1994) .... Nell Kellty
Maverick (1994) .... Mrs. Annabelle Bransford
Sommersby (1993) .... Laurel Sommersby
Shadows and Fog (1992) .... Prostitute
Little Man Tate (1991) .... Dede Tate
The Silence of the Lambs (1991) .... Clarice Starling
Catchfire (1990) .... Anne Benton
... aka Backtrack (USA: TV title (director's cut))
... aka Catchfire (Australia)
... aka Do It the Hard Way
Rabbit Ears: The Fisherman and His Wife (1989) (V) .... Storyteller
The Accused (198 .... Sarah Tobias
... aka Appel à la justice (Canada: French title)
Stealing Home (198 .... Katie Chandler
Siesta (1987) .... Nancy
Five Corners (1987) .... Linda
Mesmerized (1986) .... Victoria
... aka Shocked
Sang des autres, Le (1984) .... Hélène
... aka The Blood of Others (USA)
The Hotel New Hampshire (1984) .... Frannie Berry
Svengali (1983) (TV) .... Zoe Alexander
O'Hara's Wife (1982) .... Barbara O'Hara
Carny (1980) .... Donna
Foxes (1980) .... Jeanie
Candleshoe (1977) .... Casey Brown
Casotto (1977) .... Teresina Fedeli
... aka Beach House (International: English title)
... aka In the Beach House
... aka The Beach Hut
Moi, fleur bleue (1977) .... Isabelle Tristan, AKA Fleur bleue
... aka Stop Calling Me Baby!
The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1976) .... Rynn
... aka Petite fille au bout du chemin, La (France)
Freaky Friday (1976) .... Annabel Andrews
Bugsy Malone (1976) .... Tallulah
Taxi Driver (1976) .... Iris Steensma
Echoes of a Summer (1976) .... Deirdre Striden
... aka The Last Castle
The Secret Life of T.K. Dearing (1975) (TV) .... T.K. Dearing
"Paper Moon" (1974) TV Series .... Addie Pray (1974-1975)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974) .... Audrey
Smile, Jenny, You're Dead (1974) (TV) .... Liberty Cole
... aka Don't Call the Police (USA: new title)
... aka Harry-O
"Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice" (1973) TV Series .... Elizabeth Henderson (1973)
Rookie of the Year (1973) (TV) .... Sharon Lee
"The Addams Family" (1973) TV Series (voice) .... Pugsly Addams
One Little Indian (1973) .... Martha McIver
Alexander, Alexander (1973) (TV) .... Sue
Tom Sawyer (1973/I) .... Becky Thatcher
... aka A Musical Adaptation of Mark Twain's 'Tom Sawyer' (USA: promotional title)
"The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan" (1972) TV Series (voice) .... Anne Chan
Kansas City Bomber (1972) .... Rita
Napoleon and Samantha (1972) .... Samantha
My Sister Hank (1972) (TV) .... Henrietta 'Hank' Bennett
Menace on the Mountain (1970) (TV) .... Suellen


GravatarHitler/Bunker
Bush/Camp David

Hitler/Goebbles
Bush/Rove

etc.


Gravatarjust so long as we nuke tel aviv. they're asking for it in a major way, frickin likudniks.


GravatarHey where the Fuck is Bin Laden?

More than 4 years and nothing. And don't give me that bullshit Pakistan won't let us over thier border. Since when did demarcations on a map stop the US military EVER.

Bin Laden is alive for a reason. To keep the fear alive.

If we had a real leader Bin Laden would be either dead or in prison right now along with the rest of Al Qaeda.


Gravatarpost incessantly on this ridiculous blog.

typical eschaton idiot




GravatarThe Middle east was in great shape before WE arrived and fucked it up. so true!
typical eschaton idiot - 6:25 pm


since 1945, the US has been responsible for more, and more wide-spread, civic violence in independent states in the world than any other international actor...

that is, since 1945, the US has engaged in state terrorism--endeavoring to accomplish political ends either through violence or the threat of violence--against more sovereign states than any other nation...
blame America first???
well, it's damn hard NOT to do, when in possession of the facts....


GravatarDown with chimpie

He's down, all right. And sinking lower. Strange that it wasn't as a result of comments here, but his incompetent and criminal policy decisions.

You're on the wrong side of history, little man. Hope you like crow.


GravatarHitler/Bunker
Bush/Camp David

Hitler/Goebbles
Bush/Rove

etc.
Arabella


Hitler/Eva Braun

Bush/Condi Rice


GravatarHey, can anybody tell me why the trolls are out on the weekends?
I'm serious.
Do Rush or Sean or Savage do new programs on weekends, or are they only repeats?
If they are repeats, then where do the trolls get their talking points?
I live in an area where radio reception is sketchy at best, so I really don't know.


Gravatar Have you all ever seen "The Bridge on the River Kwai?"
Hell, yes, I OWN it.. GREAT sprawling war flick, if ya like that sort of thing..


GravatarWow, the trolls are unusually
stupid this evening.


GravatarI don't get it. Atrios is not an Illinois woman. What is this referring to?


GravatarHave you all ever seen "The Bridge on the River Kwai?"

Maddness.


Gravatarsince 1945, the US has been responsible for more, and more wide-spread, civic violence in independent states in the world than any other international actor..

damn straight! the US is responsible for everything. The US and Israel. They both suck.


GravatarHey, can anybody tell me why the trolls are out on the weekends?



No school


GravatarCheck out this post from Gilliard:

I hang out here in DC with a bunch of DoJ lawyers, and every one of them thinks the shit is about to hit the fan. The DoJ right now if trembling with anticipation, and those whom I trust, and whom are in the know, think some serious shit is coming down the pike here.








scary and exciting if accurate


Gravatardamn straight! the US is responsible for everything. The US and Israel. They both suck.
typical eschaton idiot


Yes.

And?


GravatarIf we had a real leader Bin Laden would be either dead or in prison right now
along with the rest of Al Qaeda.
Unrepentant Fenian | 10.22.05 - 6:34 pm | #


And the war on terror has now
lasted longer than America's
involvement in WWII.

Way to go, Bush!


Gravatarmy solution is the same as yours, complain complain complain about israel and chimpy.

You're the one who always seem to bring Israel up, dipshit. I'm more worried about what's going on here. Israel can take care of itself.

And just go to the gas station and listen to the love dear leader's getting from America. This week should seal his fate as Worst. President. Ever.

Can't wait.


Gravatarsince 1945, the US has been responsible for more, and more wide-spread, civic violence in independent states in the world than any other international actor..

I'm with ya wgg but Im having hard time figuring out how the US is responsible for sudan, rwanda, nigeria, angola, etc. I'm sure the likudniks and chimpie are all over it, but I havent been able to figure out just how. maybe you could help?


GravatarYou should see the stats for my Chalabi erotic fan-fic site!


GravatarFrom craiglist yesterday, probably bullshit, but we can hope can't we:

!!! NEWSFLASH !!!
MULTIPLE REPORTS COMING IN THAT U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL ALBERTO GONZALEZ WAS PERSONALLY HANDED FEDERAL INDICTMENTS OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH AND VICE PRESIDENT RICHARD CHENEY BY ASST. U.S. ATTORNEY PATRICK FITZGERALD YESTERDAY, THURS. OCT. 20, AT OR ABOUT 12:15 PM CST
These reports say that twenty two (22) separate indictments were physically handed to Gonzalez 12:15 PM central standard time, at the federal building in Chicago, IL and that these indictments allegedly include formal criminal charges against PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, and VICE-PRESIDENT RICHARD CHENEY

Reports say charges may include Obstruction of Justice, Perjury and other charges.

According to these same sources, President Bush ORDERED the Attorney General to fire Assistant U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on the spot and have the Indictments quashed, but the Attorney General recused himself from the case and refused to fire Fitzgerald.

In addition, the number two person at the U.S. Justice Department is gone and may have resigned rather than implement the Presidential ORDER to fire Fitzgerald.
More details if and when they become available. . . . .

* this is in or around SHIITE IS HITTING THE FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GravatarThe US isn't in Bosnia or Kosovo for the bases,

o piffle...

of course 'we' are in bosnia and kosovo for the 'bases.'

notably, camp bondsteel, the only man-made structure on earth visibl;e from space except the great wall of china...

bondsteel sits directly astride the route that energy resources must travel after crossing the Black Sea, en route to europe from Georgia, Armenia, Northern Iraq, and the rest of the trans-Caaspian, WITHOUT GOING THROUGH ANY PART OF RUSSIA...

don't be naive...of course we're there for the bases...
.


GravatarWell Toonscribe that's all well and good but do you think she'll actually be able to make a career of this acting thing?


Gravatar
You're the one who always seem to bring Israel up, dipshit.


me? I'm only repeating what i read on this board (on this thread, Israel FIRST gets slammed at 622 by the wandering anus.)


GravatarThe numbers make sense.

Many threads have 600 to 800 replies and there are multiples like this each day.

That's a ton of posts.
.


GravatarAnd the war on terror has now
lasted longer than America's
involvement in WWII.

Way to go, Bush!
steve simels


Why are you elitist libruls sayin' that Murka ain't winnin' the war on turra.

You're traitors, just like them thar people on MoveOn.org!


GravatarAnd the war on terror has now
lasted longer than America's
involvement in WWII.


Yeppers, it took FDR 4 Years to defeat BOTH Germany and Japan and it killed him.


GravatarYeppers, it took FDR 4 Years to defeat BOTH Germany and Japan and it killed him.
Unrepentant Fenian


Geez, if only history would repeat itself as far as the latter part of that statement goes.


GravatarAmericans are nly in it for the oil, which is why we invaded Sauid Arabia and stole their oil in 1938, why we invaded Nigeria in 1998 and stole their oil, Norway in 1974, Angola in 1986, Indonesia in 1998. Amerikkka sux the corn out of my shit.


Gravatar* this is in or around SHIITE IS HITTING THE FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chris/tx









jesus. i wonder if ALL that is true?


Gravatarme? I'm only repeating what i read on this board (on this thread, Israel FIRST gets slammed at 622 by the wandering anus.)
typical eschaton idiot


Slammed? Facts are a slam? Israel invaded Lebanon, had it's hands full for a decade or so, and finally withdrew, leaving it to the tender mercies of Syria?

How is the truth a "slam"?

Never mind; I've answered my own question.


Gravatarthe good thing about being an eschaton idiot is that i can point to any country on earth and it will ALWAYS be near a source of oil. This proves that ITS ALL ABOUT OIL!


GravatarIsrael is responsible for Saudi Arabia and Jordan and Syria and my canker sores.

Um, no, but THEY DID INVADE BOTH SYRIA AND LEBANON, AND WE HELPED THEM!

That was my point, asshole.

Matter of fact, they still occupy a hunk of Syria.

I guess your Nick is correct. You are a typical Eschatonian idiot. You and Ruppert, and Gordon, And Toby Petzold are all very typical eschatonian idiots. Because unlike your winger blogs, we actually let idiots like you post here.


GravatarYeppers, it took FDR 4 Years to defeat BOTH Germany and Japan and it killed him.
Unrepentant Fenian






I think FDR would probably give the Soviets and Brits a 'tad' of credit there....


Gravatar
Um, no, but THEY DID INVADE BOTH SYRIA AND LEBANON, AND WE HELPED THEM!


they totally invaded syria and egypt and saudi arabia and lebanon!

You are so right, brother! keep opn speaking truth to power [or the fat balding shlubs on this chat board....]


Gravatar!!! NEWSFLASH !!!
MULTIPLE REPORTS COMING IN THAT U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL ALBERTO GONZALEZ WAS PERSONALLY HANDED FEDERAL INDICTMENTS OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH AND VICE PRESIDENT RICHARD CHENEY



Well, the fact that you can't indict a sitting president gives a lot of credence to the bullshit interpretation of this "news flash"


Gravatarearl - I like the part where Bush tells Gonzales to fire Fitz, Nixonesque. But Bush is hiding out at camp David, so who knows.


Gravatarspeaking of which , how did we help them invade syria [sic]? who was israel's #


Gravatar#1 trade partner in 1967 again??


GravatarCool threads above.


Gravatarthe good thing about being an eschaton idiot is that i can point to any country on earth and it will ALWAYS be near a source of oil. This proves that ITS ALL ABOUT OIL!

Someday, we're going to get to see the minutes of Cheney's Energy Task Force meetings.

If I were You, I'd STFU until then, little man.

Thousands of people have died in Iraq.

I'm not sure why. You?


Gravatarthe tender mercies of Syria










great line for an erotic mysterious love poem


GravatarWell, the fact that you can't indict a sitting president gives a lot of credence to the bullshit interpretation of this "news flash"

Yep.


GravatarMy, my, such touchy trolls today! You'd think Dear Leader and his cadre of Incompetents were facing some serious trouble, and their Grand Plan was about to go down in flames, showing their supporters to be a lot of brain-dead lemmings!

Imagine that!


Gravatarthey totally invaded syria and egypt and saudi arabia and lebanon!


Actually, they never invaded Saudi Arabia. They have no common border (you self-admitted idiot). Egypt, of course, they did invede, taking the entire Sinai. But in fairness, Egypt attacked them first, so it was understandable.


GravatarI think FDR would probably give the Soviets and Brits a 'tad' of credit there....
earl in - 6:47 pm


Soviets, yeah...

not the brits, not really...i mean, they sank the Bismark; and they were a handy staging area, being only 25 or so miles across the channel...but, britain was basically a stationary aircraft carrier, that was about all...the brits were in on it all because theirs was the largest empire to be shattered, finally, by the war...and britain seemed the bulwark against Hitler...

but, after invading Russia, Hitler could NEVER have mounted a serious invasion of britain.


Gravatar
I think FDR would probably give the Soviets and Brits a 'tad' of credit there....
earl in


OK Just a tad.(jk) Too bad FDR never got a chance to thank them in person. I would have like to have heard his end of WWII speech.


GravatarBut in fairness, Egypt attacked them first, so it was understandable.

go back to LGF! next you'll be saying that Syria and Jordan attacked them as well. Likudnik!


Gravatar.
Everybody Loves Tom!

http://tomdelay.blogspot.com

I smiled and the media bent over backwards. They love me!

P.S. Fuck All Liberals!


GravatarAND WE HELPED THEM!

we totally helped them invade Syria!

this is so true!

the space aliens told me so!


GravatarHappiness is a bitter troll.




GravatarI can relate! Way to go Atrios. I'm proud of my visitor numbers, too. Total number of daily visits to my site = 5. Woohoo!


Gravatarbush breathes AIR.

there is air in _____

therefore, Bush wants the AIR in _____.

its all so simpleistical.


GravatarMy, my, such touchy trolls today! You'd think Dear Leader and his cadre of Incompetents were facing some serious trouble, and their Grand Plan was about to go down in flames, showing their supporters to be a lot of brain-dead lemmings!

Imagine that!
Dr. Cb, Gleefully | 10.22.05 - 6:52 pm | #


Oh, this was good!


GravatarI am working on an anti-war science fiction novel wherein the USA invades Syria on Israel's behalf.


Gravatar"The UN won't have the guts to liberate Lebannon and Syria


Well you're right about that! Thatwould require taking on the US and Israel, something the UN has definitely not got the stones to do."

In my world, liberating Syria involves TAKING ON Israel. Also, the sky is dark purple with green polka dots.


GravatarAir war over England though.
heroic resistance against the Germans.
big part of the war....seems to be


Gravatarre: earthquake in los angeles: small, 3.1, but localized on the westside (near the beach) and where skippy international headquarters are located.

very sharp, violent jolt, but not much more than that.

most earthquakes here are more rolling, rattling, hence this one was particularly frightening for a brief second. but now all is calm.

re: harry potter erotic fiction: link?


Gravatarre: bridge on the river kwai.

all david lean (even far from the madding crowd) is masterpiece.

tho my fav movie in the entire world is doctor zhivago.


GravatarEPT --
(if you're still artound & remember this theme!) -- I think my personal favorite by Shostokovich is his "Ode to Stalin's Reforestation Plan"

(I keed! I keed!)


GravatarAtrios sir, your blog is da bomb


GravatarLawrence of Arabia


GravatarWhere is the website for this? I am an erotic Harry Potter fan-fiction writer myself.


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