A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a gallon."
Bush Joke |
10.23.05 - 12:40 am | #
Poor thread, so neglected.
phinky |
Homepage |
10.23.05 - 12:48 am | #
It happens that threads are neglected. But they reappear, they recycle, they are reborn.
Sarah Deere |
10.23.05 - 12:53 am | #
I come not to bury this thread....
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10.23.05 - 6:07 am | #