I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Bobo is so lame though.
oh my!
Bush presidency: FIERY WRECK!
BoBo Brooks: DEEP IN REALITY-BASED PANIC!
Third!
or fourth...
ah, Bobo. Just go home to your baby-doll wifey and leave the rest of us alone.
BoBo just pisses me right off.
He knows shit and he says it all so condesendingly.
Jimmy Carter interniewed by Brian Williams on c-span2's Afterword, on now.
-
Now that my exuberance at being so close to the beginning of the thread has passed, let me get back on topic.
Whenever Brooks appears on my TV, I change the channel.
Well, at least no one has mentioned a deer penis on this thread yet. This thread protects the morality of the blogosphere.
Tenth?
You know, the Warren Commission never proved that Earth revolves around the sun...
Well, at least no one has mentioned a deer penis on this thread yet. This thread protects the morality of the blogosphere.
Deer *penis*, that's good blogosphere!
Damn it Jim! I'm only a slow typest!
You know, the Warren Commission never proved that Earth revolves around the sun...
NTodd
and The 9/11 commisiosn proved that Saddam Hussein had WMDs!
This is exactly the point.
The other night, the Little
Sociopath(TM) claimed that Olbermann
was as big a left-wing shill as
anybody on Fox is right-wing.
Sorry.
NO!!!!!!!
Olbermann may have a bias,
but the people on Fox
MAKE SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Big difference.
Continuing topic from previous thread -- al Hurra For Everything, the US propaganda station for the middle east, is being investigated for procurement abuse. It may be linked to the repuke puppet at PBS at Tomlinson and some shady Lebanese types that were put in charge of the local operations of al Hurra for Everything. Turd Blossom and Man Hands also implicated.
You know, the Warren Commission never proved that Earth revolves around the sun..
This is the third planet theory? I am so, but planets going retrograde went out the window with Ptolemy.
Deer *penis*, that's good blogosphere! -Eli
Doe! Despite the fawning references, I must insist the buck stop here.
Turd Blossom and Man Hands also implicated.
P O'Neill |
what babout vinnie no nose?
Imagine what Shrub's poll numbers would be if we had an honest press.
This is the third planet theory? I am so, but planets going retrograde went out the window with Ptolemy.
I subscribe to the Magic Planet theory. The Grassy Asteroid is a red herring, as Kepler proved.
Imagine what Shrub's poll numbers would be if we had an honest press.
Imagine who might be president if we had an honest press.
I, for one, welcome our new Race-baitimg asian poultry overlords
what babout vinnie no nose?
What about the boy in the bubble and the baby with a baboon heart?
I can understand Bill "PNAC" Kristol lying. He's a major reason we're in the fucked up position we're in now.
He's in CYA mode.
Bobo's just a fucking paid shill.
What about the boy in the bubble and the baby with a baboon heart?
NTodd of the Golden Nose
BABALOOOOO
This is the third planet theory? I am so, but planets going retrograde went out the window with Ptolemy. spinoza
No, this refers to the magic comet, first postulated by Immanual Velikovsky on the grassy knoll.
ROLL UP THE SLEEVES.
-
deer me, shouldn't we be bucking the trend to useless punning?
Carter pretty articulate on C-Span2. It's actually startling to hear someone speak reasonably (of course, hearing some of Richard Perle the last hour probably is causing a whooping contrast effect).
Bar-ney-Clark.
Had-an-ar-ti-fi-cial-heart.
Say it real fast.
I, for one, welcome our new Race-baitimg asian poultry overlords
Michelle Malkin is a chicken?
Don't forget the people of mu who live in the center of the earth.
I, for one, welcome our new Race-baitimg asian poultry overlords -olexicon
Perhaps, but later you'll eat crow and cry murder, most fowl. Ducks.
deer me, shouldn't we be bucking the trend to useless punning?
Yes, we seem to be in that rut.
If there was an honest press the only poll Shrub would have to concern himself with would be the one he was hanging from*.
*If you say it to yourself instead of just reading it, the joke works. Sort of. 
Imagine what Shrub's poll numbers would be if we had an honest press.
mike in pr
Moot question. With an honest press, he'd never have gotten of the pig farm and into the White House.
Don't forget the people of mu who live in the center of the earth.
doug, w tumbrels & guillotines
i thought that was the mole people?
Michelle Malkin is a chicken?
NTodd of the Golden Nose
and she has a headcold
"Well, at least no one has mentioned a deer penis on this thread yet."
my penis is dear to me...
i thought that was the mole people?
"Oh, the people who make that nice Mexican sauce!"
Yes, we seem to be in that rut. Central Scrutinizer
Still trying to score points I see.
The Financial Times had more today on al Hurra for Everything, it seems like the FT thinks a newspaper should do actual reporting:
Al Hurra, the US's Arabic- language satellite television station, which is under investigation for possible financial irregularities, announced yesterday the resignation of its president, Bert Kleinman, for family reasons. The Virginia-based station, which started broadcasting last year, said Mr Kleinman had told the Broadcasting Board of Governors, a federal agency, in July of his wish to return to Los Angeles once a new president was found. The House of Representatives subcommittee on oversight and investigations is looking into al Hurra's financial affairs and programming and will hold a hearing next week.
The PBS puppet Tomlinson is drawn in because he's on the broadcasting board of governors, which oversees the station. APparently the investigation is looking at e-mails that went between him and Turd Blossom. And the overall boss of the station is the public diplomacy person at the State Dept i.e. Man Hands.
Does PBS care that they employ a liar? Does the New York Times?
Of course not.
the "Race-baiting" comes from afternoon trolls race-baiting
so i saaid
"I welcoem our new race-baiting overlords"
to which
Seaxnet ior wet pants
Replied
"what bout our race-baiyting asian poultry overlords"
and a new phrase was born
Still trying to score points I see.
I had to rack my brain for that one.
"Oh, the people who make that nice Mexican sauce!"
Squilliam |
you're putting the emPHasis on the wriong SYllable
Oh, the people who make that nice Mexican sauce!"
Chocolate and chili? Got to be my least favorite Mexican dish.
No, this refers to the magic comet, first postulated by Immanual Velikovsky on the grassy knoll.
Damn it, I want to work Tsiolkovsky Crater into this, but it's astronomically harder than mammal punning.
I had to rack my brain for that one.
I see that you rammed it through anyway.
P O'Neill | Email | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 8:24 pm | #
Man, you could pull out a classic Thomas Nast pigs-at-the-trough cartoon from the late 1800s and print it today; nothing's changed.
In the First Week of Fitzmas,
The Pollsters All Agree --
(to be followed by something clever about Bush's free fall)
Spork
go with it
That is the reason I sent it
Brooksie's resonse to hearing the truth: That's just a McCarthyite smear!!
Damn it, I want to work Tsiolkovsky Crater into this, but it's astronomically harder than mammal punning.
We could find a meteor topic.
It is because PBS tries to be more than what Fox News is.
Rush Limbaugh always complains about the New York Times but they sure do give a lot more space to conservative voices than he does to liberal ones. At least the Times is respectful of voices different than their own.
Brooksie's resonse to hearing the truth: That's just a McCarthyite smear!!
A pathological lack of a sense of irony.
h: That's just a McCarthyite smear!!
rickme
which is like a pap smear
Damn it, I want to work Tsiolkovsky Crater into this, but it's astronomically harder than mammal punning. NTodd
Just try moving your Tung u skant bit further back.
At least the Times is respectful of voices different than their own.
Stop! Don't take another sip! Whatever you are drinking is doing you real damage!
Imagine what Shrub's poll numbers would be if we had an honest press.
Imagine who might be president if we had an honest press.
We won twice despite the press, but Gore and Kerry rolled over. (I'd give Gore another chance, but not Kerry since he denies that the 2004 election was stolen.)
God I hate the newshour round table
because it is PBS it is trying to be pundits without the yelling and screaming
so you have Bobo smirkingly lying constantly and
Mark Shields who is the honorable decent guy who doesn't want to call Bobo's lies
What -- we're not talking about
watertiger anymore?
What -- we're not talking about
watertiger anymore?
karma miranda
we could be
What -- we're not talking about
watertiger anymore?
She has gone to Ohio to be married off, and I for one will never forgive her.
/runs into bedroom slamming door.
we're not talking about
watertiger anymore?
Wait till she shows up here with either stories about the wedding, and honeymoon night, or a tail about why it was only a joke to torment her.
What about the boy in the bubble and the baby with a baboon heart?
NTodd of the Golden Nose - 8:20 pm
these are the days of miracle & wonder,
this is a long-distance call...
the way the camera follows us in slo-mo,
the way we look to us all...
the we we look to a distant constellation
that is dying in a corner of the sky:
these are days of miracle and wonder
so don't cry, babe, don't cry...
Damn it, I want to work Tsiolkovsky Crater into this, but it's astronomically harder than mammal punning. NTodd
Or, you could always abOort and comet it from another direction.
We could find a meteor topic.
Meteor, rite!
Just try moving your Tung u skant bit further back.
Sigh...beria good idea. I guess I'm spacing out tonight.
Mark Shields is an honorable and decent guy who really needs to retire so someone who will call them on their lies can take his place.
Two words: "fair" and "balanced". Truth balanced equally with lies. Or, just to make it simple, leave the truth out completely. It's *hard work*, fact-checking. And takes way too much time.
Or, you could always abOort and comet it from another direction.
That pun really Mars the thread.
karma miranda
Some people were destined to have fruity names.
The NewsHour is produced by WETA, which is solely responsible for its content. If you live in the greater Washington area, ask WETA, firmly, but politely, why they tolerate this conduct. If enough people ask they will have to do something.
Or if Steve S was here we could talk about the music of the spheres.
" I subscribe to the Magic Planet theory. The Grassy Asteroid is a red herring, as Kepler proved.
NTodd of the Golden Nose"
I dreamed I made astronomical puns in my Tycho Brahe.
Just try moving your Tung u skant bit further back.
Excuse me! I don't do that, much less swallow.
-Kay Bailey Hutchinson
Tomlinson under criminal investigation? Consulted regularly with Rove?
Is there anything ANYTHING this malAdministration is involved in that doesn't end up in criminal investigations?
35% presidency
hated abroad
Will no one rid me of this crap regime?
Cross-thread pollenization:
Eli: I'm not entirely sure. PC is 800, but I can't remember if the laptop specs specified that anywhere...
I think all the notebooks right now have a top FSB of 533MHz... 800MHz is for the Prescott series Pentiums.
Oh, and my PC isn't a Dell - I built it myself.
Mee three -- but mine is daid as a doornail, right now. I have about a month to get it shipped back to PortaTech for warranty repair/replacement. That's a barebones (no drives, no monitor, etc.) box I built w/MSI mobo, 3.0GHz P4 Prescott, and 1GB/RAM. $500.
.
One of the last times I listened to Limbaugh was during Hillary Clinton's attempt to fix healthcare... somehow a caller got past his screeners & expressed a contrary opinion (with facts even) to the Great Lardass.
It was a beautiful thing... he totally choked and went right to commercial.
Some poor producer probably got a hell of an ass chewing.
Sigh...beria good idea. I guess I'm spacing out tonight. NTodd
Yeah, you haven't really come up with a Kuiper yet.
Mark Shields is an honorable and decent guy who really needs to retire so someone who will call them on their lies can take his place.
bill
Sorry dude that's just so funny.
Public broadcasting doesn't care about the truth anymore.
The new Frank Rich is up at the NY Slime site.
Don't suppose any Liberal Elitists would be able to post it up just this once?
Tomlinson under criminal investigation?"
really? I knew there was some sort of internal report but didn't know there was a criminal referral...
Something to contemplate:
Hall and Oates --- yes, Hall and
Oates -- were considered
incredibly hip in the late 70s/
early 80s.
As in crossover from the pop world
to the downtown art gallery crowd.
Sleep well.
Funny. self described eschaton uber troll ether admits he was always full of shit.
click homepage.
Does PBS care that they employ a liar? Does the New York Times?
No.
OK, open thread!
This is rich, from Assrocket just now:
I don't understand it, and neither does Bill Kristol. The Democrats are mounting the most scurrilous political campaign that has been seen in American politics since the Civil War.
BWAHAHAHA! Guess assrocket slept through the Clinton presidency.
This is rich, from Assrocket just now:
I don't understand it, and neither does Bill Kristol. The Democrats are mounting the most scurrilous political campaign that has been seen in American politics since the Civil War.
BWAHAHAHA! Guess assrocket slept through the Clinton presidency.
GodDAMN! these Lying Liars© and the schitt they spew.
It's time to take them all down.
Get them OFF of the media thrones they plop their fat asses each week.
I'm just sick to death of these whores.
Evening batses! I thought you might enjoy my latest column:
IT would be a compelling story," Patrick Fitzgerald said of the narrative Scooter Libby used to allegedly mislead investigators in the Valerie Wilson leak case, "if only it were true."
"Compelling" is higher praise than any Mr. Libby received for his one work of published fiction, a 1996 novel of "murder, passion and heart-stopping chases through the snow" called "The Apprentice." If you read the indictment, you'll see why he merits the critical upgrade. The intricate tale he told the F.B.I. and the grand jury - with its endlessly clever contradictions of his White House colleagues' testimony - is compelling even without the sex and the snow.
The medium is the message. This administration just loves to beguile us with a rollicking good story, truth be damned. The propagandistic fable exposed by the leak case - the apocalyptic imminence of Saddam's mushroom clouds - was only the first of its genre. Given that potboiler's huge success at selling the war, its authors couldn't resist providing sequels once we were in Iraq. As the American casualty toll surges past 2,000 and Veterans Day approaches, we need to remember and unmask those scenarios as well. Our troops and their families have too often made the ultimate sacrifice for the official fictions that have corrupted every stage of this war.
If there's a tragic example that can serve as representative of the rest, it is surely that of Pat Tillman, the Arizona Cardinals defensive back who famously volunteered for the Army in the spring after 9/11, giving up a $3.6 million N.F.L. contract extension. Tillman wanted to pay something back to his country by pursuing the enemy that actually attacked it, Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda. Instead he was sent to fight a war in Iraq that he didn't see coming when he enlisted because the administration was still hatching it in secret. Only on a second tour of duty was he finally sent into Taliban strongholds in Afghanistan, where, on April 22, 2004, he was killed. On April 30, an official Army press release announcing his Silver Star citation filled in vivid details of his last battle. Tillman, it said, was storming a hill to take out the enemy, even as he "personally provided suppressive fire with an M-249 Squad Automatic Weapon machine gun."
Sorry dude that's just so funny.
Public broadcasting doesn't care about the truth anymore.
HoneyBearKelly?
Did you check out Digby's post this evening? Some interesting developments along those lines.
The new Frank Rich is up at the NY Slime site.
Don't suppose any Liberal Elitists would be able to post it up just this once?
res ipsa loquitur | 11.05.05 - 8:35 pm |
I REFUSE to pay money to read that
shit.
My mom clips them for me.
Americas summit ends in deadlock
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/ameri...cas/
4410190.stm
which to me sounds like bush was being held in a headlock by Chavez in a WWF wrestling ring.
Bobo: Journaljismist!
Cripes, this afternoon NPR's religion discussion panelists lineup was two Fundies and a religion professor from that hotbed of liberal religious thought, U. of Oklahoma. Guess they were doing "fair & balanced" after interviewing Jimmy Carter yesterday, who by the way drew a strong distinction between Conservative Evangelicals and Fundamentalists.
If there's a tragic example that can serve as representative of the rest, it is surely that of Pat Tillman, the Arizona Cardinals defensive back who famously volunteered for the Army in the spring after 9/11, giving up a $3.6 million N.F.L. contract extension. Tillman wanted to pay something back to his country by pursuing the enemy that actually attacked it, Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda. Instead he was sent to fight a war in Iraq that he didn't see coming when he enlisted because the administration was still hatching it in secret. Only on a second tour of duty was he finally sent into Taliban strongholds in Afghanistan, where, on April 22, 2004, he was killed. On April 30, an official Army press release announcing his Silver Star citation filled in vivid details of his last battle. Tillman, it said, was storming a hill to take out the enemy, even as he "personally provided suppressive fire with an M-249 Squad Automatic Weapon machine gun."
Mark Shields who is the honorable decent guy who doesn't want to call Bobo's lies
An honorable man would not let lies go unansewred. Mark Sheild is I'm-not-a-liberal-but-I-play-one-on-TV.
It would be a compelling story, if only it were true. Five weeks after Tillman's death, the Army acknowledged abruptly, without providing details, that he had "probably" died from friendly fire. Many months after that, investigative journalists at The Washington Post and The Los Angeles Times reported that the Army's initial portrayal of his death had been not only bogus but also possibly a cover-up of something darker. "The records show that Tillman fought bravely and honorably until his last breath," Steve Coll wrote in The Post in December 2004. "They also show that his superiors exaggerated his actions and invented details as they burnished his legend in public, at the same time suppressing details that might tarnish Tillman's commanders."
This fall The San Francisco Chronicle uncovered still more details with the help of Tillman's divorced parents, who have each reluctantly gone public after receiving conflicting and heavily censored official reports on three Army investigations that only added to the mysteries surrounding their son's death. (Yet another inquiry is under way.) "The administration clearly was using this case for its own political reasons," said Patrick Tillman, Pat Tillman's father, who discovered that crucial evidence in the case, including his son's uniform and gear, had been destroyed almost immediately. "This cover-up started within minutes of Pat's death, and it started at high levels."
His accusations are far from wild. The Chronicle found that Gen. John Abizaid, the top American officer in Iraq, and others in his command had learned by April 29, 2004, that friendly fire had killed their star recruit. That was the day before the Army released its fictitious press release of Tillman's hillside firefight and four days before a nationally televised memorial service back home enshrined the fake account of his death. Yet Tillman's parents, his widow, his brother (who served in the same platoon) and politicians like John McCain (who spoke at Tillman's memorial) were not told the truth for another month.
Why? It's here where we find a repeat of the same pattern that drove the Valerie Wilson leak a year earlier. Faced with unwelcome news - from the front, from whistle-blowers, from scandal - this administration will always push back with change-the-subject stunts (like specious terror alerts), fake news or, as with Joseph Wilson, smear campaigns. Much as the White House was out to bring down Mr. Wilson because he threatened to expose its prewar hype of Saddam's supposed nuclear prowess, so the Pentagon might have been out to delay or rewrite a story that could be trouble when public opinion on the war itself was just starting to plummet.
Ironically, this particular talking point may very well be rendered moot by a NY Times article tomorrow, at least I am hopeful.
Still, I think it wise to have another glass of beer.
It was an election year besides. Tillman's death came after a month of solid bad news for America and the Bush-Cheney re-election campaign alike: the publication of Richard Clarke's book about pre-9/11 administration counterterrorism fecklessness, the savage stringing up of the remains of American contractors in Falluja, the eruption of Sunni and Shiite insurgencies in six Iraqi cities, the first publication of illicit photos of flag-draped coffins. In the days just after Tillman's death, "60 Minutes II" first broadcast the Abu Ghraib photos, Ted Koppel read the names of the war's fallen on "Nightline," and the Pentagon's No. 2, the Iraqi war architect Paul Wolfowitz, understated by more than 200 the number of American casualties to date (722) in an embarrassing televised appearance before Congress.
Against this backdrop, it would not do to have it known that the most famous volunteer of the war might have been a victim of gross negligence or fratricide. Though Tillman himself was so idealistic that he refused publicity of any kind when in the Army, he was exploited by the war's cheerleaders as a recruitment lure and was needed to continue in that role after his death. (Even though he was adamantly against the Iraq war, according to friends and relatives interviewed by The Chronicle.)
"They blew up their poster boy," Patrick Tillman told The Post; he is convinced that "all the people in positions of authority went out of their way to script" the fake narrative (or, as he puts it, "outright lies") that followed. Pat Tillman's mother, Mary Tillman, was offended to discover that even President Bush wanted a cameo role in this screenplay: she told The Post that he had offered to tape a memorial to her son for a Cardinals game that would be televised shortly before Election Day. (She said no.)
In an interview with The Arizona Republic, Mary Tillman added: "They could have told us upfront that they were suspicious that it was a fratricide but they didn't. They wanted to use him for their purposes. It was good for the administration. It was before the elections. It was during the prison scandal. They needed something that looked good, and it was appalling that they would use him like that."
Appalling but consistent. The Pentagon has often failed to give the troops what they need to fight the war in Iraq, from proper support in manpower and planning at the invasion's outset to effective armor for battle to adequately financed health care for those who make it home. But when it comes to using troops in the duplicitous manner that Mary Tillman describes, the sky's the limit.
Republican corruption could not exist to the extent it does today without the cooperation of the media. The lying media whores should be viewed as the enemy as much as the official wingnuts themselves are, and I really think an organized campaign should be started to take down and discredit the worst offenders. The Media Matters website is a start in that direction, but it is set up to list individual media transgressions as they occur. I think what would make it a more powerful tool against media corruption is if they kept a comprehensive catalogue and scorecard of the lies and distortions of each journalist and pundit with a webpage devoted to each. If one was able to see in one place documented evidence that Bobo lied in print or on TV several dozen times, that would be one hell of an indictment against him.
Yeah, you haven't really come up with a Kuiper yet.
Yes, this is all very Hubbling. I shuttle to think that I've lost my muse, though orbit I'm just going through a stage. Maybe some vino will give me a booster.
Pat Tillman's case is itself a replay of the fake "Rambo" escapades ascribed to Pfc. Jessica Lynch a year earlier, just when Operation Iraqi Freedom showed the first tentative signs of trouble and the Pentagon needed a feel-good distraction. As if to echo Mary Tillman, Ms. Lynch told Time magazine this year, "I was used as a symbol." But the troops aren't just used as symbols for the commander in chief's political purposes. They are also drafted to serve as photo-op props and extras, whether in an extravaganza like "Mission Accomplished" or a throwaway dog-and-pony show like the recent teleconference in which the president held a "conversation" with soldiers who sounded as spontaneous as the brainwashed G.I.'s in "The Manchurian Candidate."
As Mr. Bush's approval rating crashes into the 30's, he and the vice president are so desperate to wrap themselves in khaki that on the day of the Libby indictment, they took separate day trips to mouth the usual stay-the-course platitudes before military audiences. If this was a ploy to split the focus of cable news networks and the public, it failed. Perhaps Scooter Libby is hoping that a so-called faulty-memory defense will save him from jail, but too many other Americans are now refreshing their memories of what went down in the plotting and execution of the war in Iraq. What they find are harsh truths and buried secrets that even the most compelling administration scenarios can no longer disguise.
self described eschaton uber troll ether admits he was always full of shit.
Well, it takes a big person to come clean like that.
The media is the biggest issue facing the US today.
Until it is sorted out nothing else will be reported accurately.
Even if the Dems come back to power, it will return to Clinton mode. You can forget all subjects, Health, Iraq, education, they are all meaningless with a corporate media that represents 5% of the population.
if anyone's interested, the 1969 broadcast of "Johnny Cash at San Quentin" is on right now on CMTV- it's a cross marketing thing with "Walk the Line" and it's half over. I just happened to see it as I was flippng through the channels. Don't know if it will be repeated
Great great stuff
I don't understand it, and neither does Bill Kristol. The Democrats are mounting the most scurrilous political campaign that has been seen in American politics since the Civil War.--Assrocket
What's hilarious about that is that anyone with even 1/4th of a brain knows that the democrats couldn't coordinate themselves out of a fucking paper bag let alone enough to mount "the most scurrilous political campaign that's been seen in American politics since the Civil War."
Is it just me, or am I right in thinking that America ain't buying Assrocket (and the rest of the Repuke's) shit any more?
"Funny. self described eschaton uber troll ether admits he was always full of shit."
wow, but it still looks like ether is full of shit...alas
"Funny. self described eschaton uber troll ether admits he was always full of shit."
wow, but it still looks like ether is full of shit...alas
Funny. self described eschaton uber troll ether admits he was always full of shit.
Holy shit.
An honorable man would not let lies go unansewred. Mark Sheild is I'm-not-a-liberal-but-I-play-one-on-TV. - Alice Marshall
Same as Terry Gross on radio. No attempt whatsoever to bitchslap Kristol towards the general direction of reality. Deplorable.
Spinoza--and, Watertiger wore the dress with the plunging neckline, along with the muck boots.
"ether" hasn't gotten any smarter...
I don't understand it, and neither does Bill Kristol. The Democrats are mounting the most scurrilous political campaign that has been seen in American politics since the Civil War.--Assrocket
The Democrats have killed 600k Americans? Wow.
You really think thats ether?
Wow.
"ether" hasn't gotten any smarter...
ether likes to huff his own product.
Res--seems to me Bill Kristol doesn't understand a lot of things. Anyone who can say Bush has been a pretty good president simply Does Not Get It.
Then Kerry was nominated, and the Bush team focused the country on the real choices before it. In the contrast, Bush did fine. Bush once again needs to fight for support for his policies and to draw a contrast between his policies and those of his opponents.
more evidence that kerry won.
"if you make the wrong choice the danger is..."
i swear to god, i abhor violence, but if the solution has to be violent so be it. i'm sick of these asshats flat out lying in the face of truth. either way people die when you do that. reality has it's prerequisites.
in other words, and i don't mean to be trite, but this is a fact, bush lied and soldiers died. katrina showed their mendacity knows no bounds.
Jeffraham--mine's a 2001 model, my Toshiba, Satellite 1805-S204. 1ghz Celeron processor.
Yeah, I know it's old and lame, but it's still on extended warranty, and I like My Own Stuff.
Actually Bobo nearly losing his shit was a good sign. He's usually so smug, so bemused, so "there are people like Michael Savage in my faction? Do tell!", that when he froths at the mouth like he did Friday night on NewsHour, you know you're hitting close to home.
Funny. self described eschaton uber troll ether admits he was always full of shit. Atrios
Like all our narcissistic trolls and their mentors, ether projects his own inability to make rational choices onto everyone else and decides we all need protection from ourselves, just as he does, and a firm hand and worthy lies to guide us. And like all the other hollow men, when the persona cracks and drops away, there is no self inside, just an existential void.
Put another way:
Out of the blue
and into the black
They give you this,
but you pay for that
And once you're gone,
you can never come back
When you're out of the blue
and into the black.
So any other CA types out precinct walking today, or otherwise doing something to get Asshole Arnie's underoos in a knot?
Lttle disturbed with a couple of targeted voters I met today who were leaning against his agenda, but so pissed about the election they were thinking about refusing to vote - just what he wants if you were going to vote against his initiatives.
Is it just me, or am I right in thinking that America ain't buying Assrocket (and
the rest of the Repuke's) shit any more?
res ipsa loquitur | 11.05.05 - 8:40 pm | #
Alas, it's just you.
Most Americans haven't got the
brains god gave the common ice cube.
Thanks, Mr. Rich.
and well said.
Is it just me, or am I right in thinking that America ain't buying Assrocket (and the rest of the Repuke's) shit any more?
I read quite a bit across the spectrum - It ain't just you thinking much of America is waking up like a bear from hibernation. And we all know that waking bear is awfully hungry.
An aside, assrocket is like a frothing at the mouth rabid yapping lap dog.
"Bush team focused the country on the real choices before it"
No, that's fucked up.
John Kerry, John Edwards, Howard Dean, Wes Clark, Dennis Kucinich Al Sharpton & Carole Mosely Braun- they tried to focus the country on the choices before it.
And all the while the corporate media said, "Why are these foolish Dems engaging in Bush Hate when He is the Most Beloved Wartime Preznit?"
Bo--that's been the problem, trying to convince people to get out and vote. Ahnuld is counting on low turnout. We need to blow that out of the water.
sallyh: Jeffraham--mine's a 2001 model, my Toshiba, Satellite 1805-S204. 1ghz Celeron processor.
Yeah, I know it's old and lame, but it's still on extended warranty, and I like My Own Stuff.
Mine's about a year younger, w/1.5GHz Celeron (it was all I wanted to spend, seeing as how I bought it in protest to HCA telling me they wouldn't give me use of a notebook to use in one of the "quiet rooms" on those tight-deadline projects; only planned to use Dreamweaver and Photoshop, and access the net with it, anyway, so the Celeron was okay for all that). It was $900, after $100 rebate. Man, that would get me a Dell of a Dell these days.
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Does PBS care that they employ a liar?
Sure they care.
PBS is run by a solid block of radical rightwingers today.
Bobo is perfectly suited for the new, improved, conservative Corporation for Public Broadcasting.
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Follow up: Johnny Cash Live at San Quentin will be rebroadcast tomorrow:
Sun., Nov. 6 5:00 PM ET/PT
on CMTV.
It's worth enduring the scary cmtv promos between commercials. Great concert performance by Cash and some interesting behind the scenes at life inside the prison. Interviews with prisoners and the guards and wardens.
Bobo Brooks was spewing this crap on the Newshour last night, too. Does PBS care that they employ a liar?
They also had PNAC neocon hack Randy Scheunemann up against David Corn to discuss the Wilkerson allegations (David, by the way, please learn to dress yourself like a middle-aged adult for public appearances).
Scheunemann lied and spun just as fast and as hard as he could. One claim of his stood out: that the Czech government has never retracted its assertion that Mohammed Atta met with an Iraqi intelligence handler in Prague before the 9/11 attacks.
Well, no, the Czechs have not in fact retracted it. So technically Scheunemann isn't lying. But everyone else has long since concluded that the Czech intelligence service made an elementary mistake, and confused Atta with another individual by the same name.
That lousy tradecraft helped lay the groundwork for a war that's very unpopular with the local electorate -- little wonder that the Czech intelligence service is in no hurry to fess up to their error.
http://tinyurl.com/7zttm
One could complain to the new PBS ombudsman, Michael Gettler, but what's the point? They'll just have on another GOP think-tank shill to spew distortions in Scheunemann's place.
Same shit, different day, same Soviet-style state media masquerading as "balanced coverage".
--
Thanks, Frank Rich!
Jeffraham--this one is for writing papers, surfing the web, and chatting with youse guys. I've got a top of the line HP Pavillion 2003 for work stuff.
saw bobo and shields a few nights ago on the regular pbs evening news thing. bobo got all wound up about how it is completely outrageous to think that anyone manipulated info to get us to war with iraq. he really tried to be tough and manly. it was quite funny. like watching mr. peepers try to take the football coach to task and ends up being hung up on an equipment hook in the locker room with hot stuff in his shorts...
even President Bush wanted a cameo role in this screenplay: she told The Post that he had offered to tape a memorial to her son for a Cardinals game that would be televised shortly before Election Day. (She said no.)
holy shit i didn't know that. what a sick fuck'n pig. well, i did know the second statement.
Res--seems to me Bill Kristol doesn't understand a lot of things. Anyone who can say Bush has been a pretty good president simply Does Not Get It. - sallyh
Kristol's the bloody diapaison bank of the right wing wurlitzer. He knows exactly what he's doing. He'd say that about a horse if the wingers put one in the house. Hell, he's saying it with only half of one there.
sallyh
we had 350 union types to walk in San Jose today, something like 12,000 statewide.
bobo got all wound up about how it is completely outrageous to think that
anyone manipulated info to get us to war with iraq. he really tried to be tough
and manly. it was quite funny. like watching mr. peepers try to take the football
coach to task and ends up being hung up on an equipment hook in the locker
room with hot stuff in his shorts...
Yep.
It was the whole "third rate
burglary" thing writ large.
A year from now, Brooks will have
no choice but to blow his brains out.
Dig at the root of the problem (Fly the flag on foreign soil)
It breaks your new dreams daily (H-block Long Kesh)
Fathers contradictions (Censor six counties news)
And breaks your new dreams daily (each day more deaths)
Dirt behind the daydream
Dirt behind the daydream
The happy ever after
Is at the end of the rainbow
White noise in a white room...
ether
we hardly knew ye
Jeffraham--you can certainly buy a lot of Dell for a grand these days. I can't believe what I spent for the Pavillion in 2003 (and it's been in the shop more than the Toshiba).
One could complain to the new PBS ombudsman, Michael Gettler, but what's the point?
And before anyone invokes the Eschaton ombudsman, I'm perfectly aware that the gentleman is, in fact, Michael *Getler*.
My fingers are often faster than my cerebrum at this hour. Time to go find a stiff drink so that at least I've got a valid excuse for it.
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sallyh: Jeffraham--this one is for writing papers, surfing the web, and chatting with youse guys.
Your Toshi is more than up to that level of use. They make a good notebook -- mine's been a trooper, for sure (and I have an ancient one I got for free that has Win98SE on it -- still works, Pentium 1, slow as shit, 6x4 resolution -- still works fine, though!).
I've got a top of the line HP Pavillion 2003 for work stuff.
Well, I can't comment on that. 
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ether's here?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
What's all this fuss about truth? We have a world to run and the truth has very little part to play in that job.
No let's go parse Wilson original article for signs of less than rigorous truth telling.
Intellegent design has no actual theory of how it would work nor any experements forthcomming to even begin to form one. It must be taught as a science if for no other reason than so many people beieve it.
While global warming has been observed and theories offered as to its cause, greenhouse gas buildup, it's all a pack of lies by alarmist econ nut jobs at worst. At best it's an uproven theory requireing absolute certainty before a response might be considered.
See how it works.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
karma miranda
atcually
Look up an atrios post
with ether coming clean about his or her trollicidal tendecncies at KOS
A year from now, Brooks will have
no choice but to blow his brains out.
LOL! From your mouth to the gods' ears.
Jeffraham--the university actually purchased a big chunk of the Pavillion, so I shouldn't complain, since it does have massive amounts of disk space and a fast processor (what you want for stats apps), but it has had its issues.
karma, I disagree.
My whitest-guy-in-America boss, who over the course of the last 10 months or so I've learned is not very bright, is a self-described Republican though I don't think he really follows all that closely; he probably just believes that he pays less taxes when they're in control, whether this is right or wrong.
He made a comment when the Schiavo stuff was going on that he "considers himself a Republican" but was concerned about them getting involved in something like that.
Last week, he said, "I don't know much of anything about this DeLay guy, but man, he sure looks like a crook."
I made a post last night that went unremarked (wahhh! doing my Frist impersonation) about how the Dems really need to get their shit together in regards to learning how to deal with GOP "debate" tactics. Such as pointing out people are being rude when they interrupt and shout over you. That it suggests their parents failed to teach them manners or whatever. Because...there's a reason why they do it, and that reason is to keep anyone from the other side from voicing a detailed litany of facts strung together in a chronological and/or comprehensible narrative. Because when that happens, even the dummies can see some truth.
That's why my boss has noticed DeLay. He's gotten an actual narrative, via the media, about what it is that DeLay is charged with doing, and the facts that support that charge.
Even dummies can be smarter when they are given good information.
A year from now, Brooks will have
no choice but to blow his brains out.
Already did that, which is why he writes the drivel that he does.
*All new* cow tipping story!
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I just hope everyone is mindful of the new direction PBS has taken
and as a result, refuse to contribute to them during their pledge drives.
Let the GOP country clubs scattered across America donate to them.
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*All new* cow tipping story!
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spork_incident
ecoterrorism~!
sallyh: Jeffraham--the university actually purchased a big chunk of the Pavillion, so I shouldn't complain, since it does have massive amounts of disk space and a fast processor (what you want for stats apps), but it has had its issues.
My customer experience with HP PC systems (as opposed to the bigger iron -- HP-UX servers, an' whatnot) has been less than stellar... that's all I should say.
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"I don't know much of anything about this DeLay guy, but man, he sure looks like a crook."
He's not a crook! Just an innovative, enterprising young man.
We now have two weak, impotent parties in Washington, and one war.
The media is the biggest issue facing the US today.
In a nutshell, that's it. Fix the media, and the media will fix the rest, one exposed lie, one deposed crooked politician at a time.
And hey, maybe an honest media will spontaneously decide that Americans don't need to spend a billion dollars to elect a Preznit, and donate free air time to any candidates that can get on the ballot.
OK, that's a bit much...
thank you Frank Rich
Spork--never, ever drink Gluck. Ever.
David Brooks is not "employed" by PBS. He probably gets little more than token remuneration by the Newshour for offering "political analysis." He is always countered by Mark Shields, Tom Oliphant, or someone else who offers the more liberal point of view. The Newshour never counters him with a shrinking violet. Shields more than held his own with him in that broadcast. It is understood by everyone who watches that both are engaging in commentary, not reporting. By all means, criticize Brooks for his analysis and repetition of the standard talking points, but don't criticize the Newshour just because they include his point of view. The real story from Friday's broadcast of the Newshour was the interview of Lawrence Wilkerson, which directly preceded the Shields/Brooks segment. It was devastating in what it said about Cheney and the Bush Administration. Frankly, that should have been the focus of your post.
My customer experience with HP PC systems (as opposed to the bigger iron -- HP-UX servers, an' whatnot) has been less than stellar... that's all I should say.
My consumer experience has not been so hot either.
But my current PC was clearly put together by someone who knew what they were doing!
(Did I mention 120+ straight days of uptime?)
Hey, it's useless lying fuck x - why don't you go write a Kos diary about your lack of core convictions instead of wasting space here?
That's why my boss has noticed DeLay. He's gotten an actual narrative, via the
media, about what it is that DeLay is charged with doing, and the facts that
support that charge.
Even dummies can be smarter when they are given good information.
Jennifer | Email | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 8:56 pm | #
Wow.
I hope to the goddess you're right.
That would be extremely cool.
That's hilarious, even one our stupid trolls got a semi-clue. The funny part is that it says it thought it was "working for the nation's long term interests" by trolling blogs.
The media is not the problem, the medium is. The internet is destroying american politics and all our private lives. And all you liberals in here claim you had your share in 'inventing the internet'.
It is understood by everyone who watches that both are engaging in commentary, not reporting.
In an otherwise strong post, surely you don't mean to suggest that pushing lies -- outright factual inaccuracies -- in the guise of commentary is acceptable?
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I upgraded from Panther to Tiger. Classic is much more unstable in Tiger than it was in Panther. Fuck.
sallyh sez:
Spork--never, ever drink Gluck. Ever.
If offered I probably would. At least once.
But I will remember your warning.
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The funny part is that it says it thought it was "working for the nation's long term interests" by trolling blogs.
Yeah, I was kinda struck by that too. That it actually thought it was advancing its fraudulent agenda somehow by coming here and annoying us.
The media is the biggest issue facing the US today.
In a nutshell
And the voting machines.
. The internet is destroying american politics and all our private lives. And all you liberals in here claim you had your share in 'inventing the internet'.
frank
I see
and RUsh Limbaugh-esque talk radio isn't detrotiying the political narratives?
Bobo is an idiot.
OT, but GO MIAMI!!
monica_nyc sez:
Classic is much more unstable in Tiger than it was in Panther.
Eek. I didn't even bother with Classic when I upgraded.
.
*All new* cow tipping story!
I've had gluck (or 'glug' if you're hanging with Norwegians). Ick.
That it actually thought it was advancing its fraudulent agenda somehow by coming here and annoying us.
I'm sure that's the rule rather than the exception.
The media is the biggest issue facing the US today.
In a nutshell
And the voting machines.
Both are critical mechanisms of accountability.
My nutshell concept:
Accountability = Democracy
Impunity = Dictatorship
"A chicken in every pot"
Let's go on the internet and troll mesaage bvorads and claim that "the internet is to blame" isn't the clenis available
(Did I mention 120+ straight days of uptime?)
If uptime lasts for more than 400 days, see your doctor.
spork_incident -- I haven't laughed so hard in many. many months!
:D :D :D
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this is funny. looking thru a cnn transcript for something and came across a very confused republican shill:
HERMAN: Hey, Fredricka, this guy is a graduate magna cum laude from Yale, graduate from Columbia Law School, brilliant, the right- hand man to the president -- I mean Vice President Cheney. There's no way this case is going to trial. No way, Jose.
...WHITFIELD: So in other words, you really do see there's going to be a plea deal.
HERMAN: There's absolutely going to be a plea deal.
FRIEDMAN: And is he going to flip?
HERMAN: He's not going to flip. He cannot flip against President -- I mean Vice President Cheney.
Most Americans haven't got the
brains god gave the common ice cube.
karma miranda | 11.05.05 - 8:46 pm |#
Most? Or you mean the ones that vote? And are you talking about voting machines? And polling sites? And ease of voting?
Bullshit.
Classic is much more unstable in Tiger than it was in Panther. Fuck.
monica_nyc-I finally gave up trying to run classic inside OSX. I just have an older machine that has only OS9 on it.
HERMAN: He's not going to flip. He cannot flip against President -- I mean Vice President Cheney.
bkny
hmmmm
their freudian slip is showing
I'm sure that's the rule rather than the exception.
Well, sure. Otherwise they wouldn't be here.
I'd love to see the secret wingnut-commissioned study that explains how trolling demoralizes and disrupts liberals and Democrats so badly that they'll never be able to win an election ever again.
We now have two weak, impotent parties in Washington, and one war.
One weak, impotent, incompetent party in charge, one opposition party that is finally showing spine, and two wars started by the former that the latter will have to clean up.
ether's still trolling, really, but it's still funny
What did I miss?
Jeffraham sez:
I haven't laughed so hard in many. many months!
Blue Dragon sent it to me. I was LOL while reading it and knew I had to post it.
It's the cockpunch from the calf that does it.
Some fun for a Saturday night.
MOOOOOO!
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I'd love to see the secret wingnut-commissioned study that explains how trolling demoralizes and disrupts liberals and Democrats so badly that they'll never be able to win an election ever again.
Eli
but that IS what they claiim when they come here
unless they claim that liberals control everything through only having minority power
Eek. I didn't even bother with Classic when I upgraded.
I had to keep Classic cuz I have one particularly craptacular application that I have to use for the next few months that isn't compatible with OS X.
Avalanch - IN COLOR!
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And of course, spork, by ":D" I meant 
.
I had to keep Classic cuz I have one particularly craptacular application that I have to use for the next few months that isn't compatible with OS X.
That sucks. You have my sympathies.
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Um, you are all aware that Gaslight is on TCM?
I mean, Charles Boyer?
Ingrid Berman?
Angela Lansbury?
Squashblossoms?
Eek. I didn't even bother with Classic when I upgraded.
Me neither.
Go Miami!!
I want these people dead.
It's going to turn into a Michelob ad.
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Most Americans haven't got the
brains god gave the common ice cube.
karma miranda | 11.05.05 - 8:46 pm |#
Most? Or you mean the ones that vote? And are you talking about voting
machines? And polling sites? And ease of voting?
Bullshit.
pie | Email | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 9:05 pm | #
No, just depressed from time to
time.
But the "masses are asses" is
probably true.
Um, you are all aware that Gaslight is on TCM?
Yep. Watching it.
looks like the deregulated for profit energy system our congress gave us is working real well. what ever happened to ken lay's trial, the rip offs of california electricity consumers...i mean if all the investigations the bush years have precipitated are actually carried out they could compete with the various law and order reruns show for show...
NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - The bankrupt utility that supplies power and gas to New Orleans has not set a timetable for restoring service to the city's storm-ravaged eastern neighborhoods and the Lower Ninth Ward, the company's chief executive told an angry crowd of residents on Saturday...
Chief Executive Dan Packer... said...
Entergy did not expect to be able to restart its two gas-fired power plants in New Orleans until summer 2006.
well heck summer of 2006 isn't that far off...and fema is buying the local folks ice cutting saws to use out on the mississippi once winter sets in....
Um, you are all aware that Gaslight is on TCM?
You're just trying to make us think that it's on.
BAD FINGERS! Bad, bad, bad!
Ingrid Bergman.
So.... Nobody delivers chile cheeseburgers?
Sigh.....
I wish the Dems would take on the media a bit more. Ridicule the fuck out of them to their faces.
Keep asking Wolf why he works for the Republicans? Embarrass the shit out of them. I know it is hard to start with, but you have to keep bashing away, and stick together.
Speaking of illogical right-wing lies, Josh Marshall catches a new bullshit talking point being floated by Winger Central:
Bill Kristol, 11/04/2005: "After all, the bipartisan Silberman-Robb commission found no evidence of political manufacture and manipulation of intelligence."
Silberman-Robb Commission Report, 3/31/05: "[W]e were not authorized to investigate how policymakers used the intelligence assessments they received from the Intelligence Community. Accordingly, while we interviewed a host of current and former policymakers during the course of our investigation, the purpose of those interviews was to learn about how the Intelligence Community reached and communicated its judgments about Iraq's weapons programs--not to review how policymakers subsequently used that information."
Josh goes on to ask his readers to send in further examples of this rapidly-spreading TP.
Sounds to me like the Bushlickers have hit the hands-in-their-ears-la-la-la-can't-hear-you phase of their implosion.
They really think they can keep that ip for 3 more years, eh? Good luck with that, wingnuts.
Both are critical mechanisms of accountability.
Both are part of the infrastructure of democracy.
I finally gave up trying to run classic inside OSX. I just have an older machine that has only OS9 on it.
That's a good idea; wish I'd thought of it before I gave my old laptop to my niece and nephew.
but that IS what they claiim when they come here
I'm just mystified as to *why*. I just don't see the connection. They're not changing our minds, they're only a minor drag on our ability to communicate, and we're not exactly doing Official Demoncrat Party Business here.
I think they just like being turds in the punchbowl, and they've rationalized it into some kind of higher calling.
Besides, if trolling didn't help the war effort, they might have to enlist...
The media is not the problem, the medium is. The internet is destroying american politics and all our private lives. And all you liberals in here claim you had your share in 'inventing the internet'.
frank
frank, go away. as the kids would say "you don't get it".
some of us older types might say "too stupid to fuck'n live, sorry."
Btw, to whomever it was who brought up Macs a while ago -- I hope y'all realize I'm OS-agnostic. I've used it all, pretty much, if it's been in use since 1981. Different tools, sure, but I can deal with most of it. I do have a little adjustment lag switching, but when I'm in an enviro where I have daily use of Win/Mac/U*ix, I flow pretty well with all of it.
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Is it worth watching, spork? I'm thinking I might just make some spaghetti instead.
And, um, you are aware that I had a terrible event earlier this evening?
Charles Boyer is giving a tutorial on how to fuck with a woman's mind.
Chicken Kiev, anyone? With a French baguette and green beans in olive oil and black pepper?
Carrot cake for dessert.
ether's still trolling, really, but it's still funny
There were about 70 comments in reply to that entry at Kos. What a way to get attention. An out-of-control desire for attention, no matter what kind, is what trolls have in common. Besides, y'know, really awful body odor.
My nutshell concept:
Accountability = Democracy
Impunity = Dictatorship
Eli | Email | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 9:03 pm | #
So wise it needed to be seen again.
When will Downing Street reemerge from the fog?
Speaking of illogical right-wing lies, Josh Marshall catches a new bullshit talking point being floated by Winger Central:
Wow, the commission failed to find what it wasn't looking for.
Devastating.
Gaslight is riveting. I want Bergman destroyed.
Is it worth watching
C. Thomas Howell.
'nuff said.
But I ain't doing it alone.
.
some of us older types might say "too stupid to fuck'n live, sorry."
Or those of us to whom, Frank is already dead to us,
Go ahead Frank Put the gun barrel into your mouth, pointing it slightly upwards, and pull the trigger. We know you want to. It's OK, you can do this.
Chicken Kiev, anyone? With a French baguette and green beans in olive oil and black pepper?
Carrot cake for dessert.
sallyh,Madame Poissonniere
Yes.
Please.
C-span2/BookTV later
11:54 PM EST
0:05 (est.)
Interview
On Bullshit
New York Times Great Read in The Park
Harry G. Frankfurt , Princeton University
12:00 AM EST
0:42 (est.)
Speech
Spike Lee: That's My Story and I'm Sticking to It
Karibu Books
Spike Lee
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Merely wires and lights in a box, and anomalies.
NTodd--I've had glogg hanging with Swedes. Reminded me of paint thinner, but without the proper aroma.
And R. Lee Ermey!
.
How nice, the FBI is spying on us.
The House and Senate have voted to make noncompliance with a national security letter a criminal offense. The House would also impose a prison term for breach of secrecy.
From FBI Scrutinizing Records of Ordinary Americans.
I don't want to live in a police state.
Hey, spork_incident, I thought of you when I saw this cartoon in the WaPo today.
I love Frank Rich. How could anyone reading his column continue to support this regime? The facts he states are indisputable. And such a small fraction of the mountains of lies. Thank you, Frank!
Well, I'm off soon to catch Henry Rollins on his latest spoken word tour: 25 Years of Bullshit. Given the wealth of material just this week he should be an absolute laugh riot. Later, moontaters!
Um, you are all aware that Gaslight is on TCM?
Are you fucking with us?
C. Thomas Howell.
'nuff said.
But I ain't doing it alone.
Sorry, dude. Spaghetti is far more compelling. I have to agree with Sallyh that it's a lot more fun when people get eaten.
I'll probably still watch Category 7 tomorrow, tho.
Auntie GWPDA--I'll confess it's not a chile cheeseburger, but we try.
*All new* cow tipping story!
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spork_incident
thanks, I needed that
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*All new* cow tipping story!
.
spork_incident
thanks, I needed that
.
Evening, all.
Have I missed the watertiger
thread?
We really are down to the bottom of the troll barrel when the best they can come up with is Gore invented the internet.
What a bunch of wankers!
NTodd--I've had glogg hanging with Swedes. Reminded me of paint thinner, but without the proper aroma.
Try grappa, which has the octane rating of jet fuel, or retsina, which literally is turpentine.
I really enjoyed Harry Frankfurt's "On Bullshit." Good political essay, among other things.
Charles Boyer is giving a tutorial on how to fuck with a woman's mind.
Tacitus |
While Erica Boyer offers a different lesson
Is there some reason that people do not organize enormous protests outside of tv stations to call attention to their fabricated *news* stories?
David Brooks is not "employed" by PBS. He probably gets little more than token remuneration by the Newshour for offering "political analysis." He is always countered by Mark Shields, Tom Oliphant, or someone else who offers the more liberal point of view.
-focaccina
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regardless of who he is employed by, this whole thing about countering him with a more liberal point of view is bogus. bobo is a fraud. he makes shit up. there are different points of view, which should be aired, but made up shit doesn't fit in anywhere. i am sure the neocons have what they think are compelling reasons for using the fake wmd hype to get their invasion of iraq going. i would like to hear them state those reasons publicly and defend them. they don't do that. instead they send people like bobo out to feed us even more bullshit.
You're just trying to make us think that it's on.
Damn you, JeffCO!
I've had glogg hanging with Swedes. Reminded me of paint thinner, but without the proper aroma.
And no quick, painless death.
And R. Lee Ermey!
Almost tempting...
Does it have I. Lewis Libby & G. Gordon Liddy, too?
(Does anyone else want to see Scotter getting sworn? "I, I. Lewis Libby, do solemnly swear... Cap'n."
ether's still trolling, really, but it's still funny
Atrios
Ha.
Apparently he had been banned at DKos but wrote them a letter begging forgiveness and they unbanned him so he could write that bullshit post.
Have I mentioned that Steve
Earle is one of the great
living Americans?
Listening to "I Ain't Ever
Satisfied."
Sorry.
"Scheunemann lied and spun just as fast and as hard as he could."
caught that. i will say the woman interviewing didn't let him get away with much bullshit, tho...
An out-of-control desire for attention, no matter what kind, is what trolls have in common. Besides, y'know, really awful body odor.
Silleigh
And an inability to get laid without paying a hooker.
Um, you are all aware that Gaslight is on TCM?
Are you fucking with us?
NTodd
NO! My pants fell off!
IT WAS AWFUL! Arthur ran away. I tripped. Pants.... You can't live with them and you can't walk around with out them....
)
Um, you are all aware that Gaslight is on TCM?
* *
You're just trying to make us think that it's on. ...JeffCO
Back on topic: Is this commission report the same one I... THINK I heard Santorum yammering to Imus about the other morning? That's about the only large dose of winger screed I've sat through recently, so I could swear he mentioned a bipartisan commission saying there was nothing to Joe Wilson's story.
Sorry, dude. Spaghetti is far more compelling. I have to agree with Sallyh that it's a lot more fun when people get eaten.
I agree. Landslide just doesn't sound very interesting.
I'm actually watching football. And grilling a t-bone.
Try grappa, which has the octane rating of jet fuel, or retsina, which literally is turpentine.
I hate grappa. And sambuca. Hatehatehate. Hate with a passion that you just don't know. Hate it more than I hate George Bush. A hate so palpable, I lost the will to live just thinking about it.
Bushy McHitler Chimp Causes Peaceful Frenchies to Riot
Violence in France Enters 10th Night
Security Tightens as Riots Spread Across the Country
By JOHN LEICESTER, AP
ACHERES, France (Nov. 6) - Youths armed with gasoline bombs fanned out from Paris' poor, troubled suburbs to shatter the tranquility of resort cities on the Mediterranean, torching scores of vehicles, nursery schools and other targets during a 10th straight night of arson attacks.
4Legs--I'm not liking the US much anymore. This isn't where I grew up.
Listening to "I Ain't Ever
Satisfied."
Sorry.
steve simels
"The rtevolition starts now"
was played by my friend last night and hasth been in my head ever since
Capital J ssez:
I thought of you when I saw this cartoon in the WaPo today.
iSpork.
.
If I ignore the Little Sociopath(TM)
for a month, Mena said she'll kiss
me.
Have I ever been more motivated?
Is it just me, or am I right in thinking that America ain't buying Assrocket (and the rest of the Repuke's) shit any more?
There was a recent poll that said that 68% of people thought that the country was going in the wrong direction. I think that's pretty strong evidence of your point.
way ot but Atrios started it.
Speaking of trolls, I didn't know that Owens has been suspended by the Iggles indefinitely.
I, for one, welcome our cut-and-paste overlords
Have I mentioned that Steve
Earle is one of the great
living Americans?
I bought "Guitar Town" back in the 80's, loved it, then lost track of Steve Earle until 1999, when "The Mountain" came out. Incredible record.
Know any Negroes I can hire?
Silleigh - Tony Snowjob tried spreading a deep layer of that particular bullshit all over Real Time when he was on a week ago.
Unfortunately, Maher didn't know enough to call him on it. Which happens much too often, IMO.
Bushy McHitler Chimp Causes Peaceful Frenchies to Riot
He also caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. I totally swear.
Auntie GWPDA--I'll confess it's not a chile cheeseburger, but we try.
sallyh,Madame Poissonniere
Nummies!
And in a couple of days, my modem should be healed and I can go forward, into the Light....
I've had gluck (or 'glug' if you're hanging with Norwegians). Ick.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 9:03 pm | #
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you people don't know what the hell you're talking about. glogg (swedish spelling) is the nectar of the gods.
Bushy McHitler Chimp Causes Peaceful Frenchies to Riot
I live here in the States and the fucker makes ME wanna riot.
And an inability to get laid without paying a hooker.
Even the hookers go ewwww, and charge them quadruple, then kick them out of the room immediatly.
NTodd--while in Corsica, grappa was placed on all the restaurant tables. I think I managed one sip. One of my colleagues decided to drink 8 of them the second to the last night we were there; it really was time to go home.
I for one, welcome our race-baiting overlords
Know any Negroes I can hire?
A. Franken, Racist
Nice try, asshole.
Al's book is STILL #1.
I hate grappa. And sambuca. Hatehatehate. Hate with a passion that you just don't know.
My thing is Glogg. Sends me into dry heaves just thinking about it.
Know any Negroes I can hire?
Know any strawmen I can light on fire?
you people don't know what the hell you're talking about. glogg (swedish spelling) is the nectar of the gods.
Olaf glad and big (elitist fo
I know what you're talking about ... But I despair of you find ing this in ABQ....
VOTE GREEN nOt Blue
Not Howie Dean and the other Bush enabling Democrats
Freedom of Speech forever
No to Internet censorship
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VOTE GREEN nOt Blue
Not Howie Dean and the other Bush enabling Democrats
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VOTE GREEN nOt Blue
Not Howie Dean and the other Bush enabling Democrats
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VOTE GREEN nOt Blue
Not Howie Dean and the other Bush enabling Democrats
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No to Internet censorship
VOTE GREEN nOt Blue
Not Howie Dean and the other Bush enabling Democrats
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No to Internet censorship
VOTE GREEN nOt Blue
Not Howie Dean and the other Bush enabling Democrats
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No to Internet censorship
VOTE GREEN nOt Blue
Not Howie Dean and the other Bush enabling Democrats
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No to Internet censorship
VOTE GREEN nOt Blue
Not Howie Dean and the other Bush enabling Democrats
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VOTE GREEN nOt Blue
Not Howie Dean and the other Bush enabling Democrats
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Not Howie Dean and the other Bush enabling Democrats
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Not Howie Dean and the other Bush enabling Democrats
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Not Howie Dean and the other Bush enabling Democrats
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I for one wish fuxicon would get a new shtick.
"My thing is Glogg. "
Glogg?
The Al franken smear
does Michelle malkin hire muslims?
GWPDA,
I have an extra chicken-with-green-chile tamale made by my friend Fortuna I would be willing to share.
Eli, 4Legs--Monsieur is torturing me. He insists on watching 'Shakespeare in Love.' Only character I like in this is Queen Elizabeth, the sarcastic old bitch.
"My thing is Glogg. "
gloggwhore?
I for one, welcome our race-baiting overlords
Or masturbating underoo lords, depending on the time of day...
Imagine what Shrub's poll numbers would be if we had an honest press.
mike in pr
If we had an honest press, that bastard wouldn't be in the White House.
you people don't know what the hell you're talking about. glogg (swedish spelling) is the nectar of the gods.
The next thing you'll be telling us, is that rakfisk, and lutefisk are good to eat.
Only character I like in this is Queen Elizabeth, the sarcastic old bitch.
New definition of "SOB"?
flg -- too late. you already do. that article is terrifying.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...0501366_pf.html
No, really, any Negroes out there who can make me look like other than the grinning, bucktoothed racist I am?
Calvados, tarragon, a little garlic, butter, and sauteed chicken breasts are heaven on earth, served with a soubise and something wonderfully dark green, like steamed spinach or broccoli.
why would we censor FY
when we can melerley scroll past it!
Tony Snowjob tried spreading a deep layer of that particular bullshit all over Real Time when he was on a week ago.
Shit. Guess I listen to WAY more winger-screed than I thought. That's probably where I heard it.
Lutefisk should be outlawed.
Even the hookers go ewwww, and charge them quadruple, then kick them out of the room immediatly.
Good for you, whores!
Apparently he had been banned at DKos but wrote them a letter begging forgiveness and they unbanned him so he could write that bullshit post.
Dare I ask which post?
Sorry, I don't read Kos much lately.
you people don't know what the hell you're talking about. glogg (swedish spelling) is the nectar of the gods.
Yeah, evil, stupid gods who hate themselves and their creation, Mankind. And all existence. Fucking Ragnarok, that's what it is.
I would like to meet fy on the street.
So I can kick his sorry little repetitious ass.
No, really, any Negroes out there who can make me look like other than the grinning, bucktoothed racist I am?
A. Franken, Racist
you realize that statemenmt is anti-semetic?
Know any Negroes I can hire?
A. Franken, Racist | Email | 11.05.05 - 9:20 pm | #
Fuck you you hypocritical racist
homophobic sexist sack of shit.
You're not fooling anybody.
I don't think you sad fuckers have a life. Pathetic, really.
fy just happens to show up at the same time as the Al Franken troll.
Hmmmmmm.....
Simels, coherent as ever.
Ripley--lutefisk reminded me of snot. Seriously.
But, I believe you are of solid Nordic stock, and for you to say that, well, it has to be bad.
"My thing is Glogg. "
Glogg?
Gloggaganoush!
VOTE GREEN nOt Blue
Not Howie Dean and the other Bush enabling Democrats
Dumbest. Green. Ever.
I don't think you sad fuckers have a life. Pathetic, really.
Thanks for spending your valuable time with us.
Threadlice
Yeah, evil, stupid gods who hate themselves and their creation, Mankind. And all existence. Fucking Ragnarok, that's what it is.
NTodd
And you see a problem in this?
.
Eli, 4Legs--Monsieur is torturing me. He insists on watching 'Shakespeare in Love.' Only character I like in this is Queen Elizabeth, the sarcastic old bitch.
Might still be better than Avalanche. I kinda liked it, actually - "Romeo and Ethel, the Pirate's Daughter"...
I don't think you sad fuckers have a life. Pathetic, really.
A. Franken, Racist | Email | 11.05.05 - 9:25 pm | #
Can you say self-parody?
I don't think you sad fuckers have a life. Pathetic, really.
A. Franken, Racis
thank you
we welcome your opinion
Ripley--lutefisk reminded me of snot. Seriously.
But, I believe you are of solid Nordic stock, and for you to say that, well, it has to be bad.
Well, I am adopted. Apparently, I didn't pick up the lutefisk gene in the process.
I don't think you sad fuckers have a life. Pathetic, really.
Troll projection.
Simels, coherent as ever.
A. Franken, Racist
thank you
you anti-semite!
why would we censor FY
when we can melerley scroll past it!
And that, children, is the story of why the Flying Spaghetti Monster made scroll wheels. Intelligently designed them, you could say.
(Assuming that's "merely" up there.)
Carry on with the Losers With No Life Outside of Dunky's Echo Chamber Support Group.
I don't think you sad fuckers have a life.
On the contrary. We are enjoying fine food and beverages while wittily discussing cinema, sex and politics, and trying to ignore the rude party crashers.
And you see a problem in this?
.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Presbyterians. snort!
Eli--fortunately, 'Revenge of the Sith' was on sale at Frys, and we get to watch that later.
Lutefisk should be outlawed.
Lutefisk is a weapon of mass destruction.
I don't think you sad fuckers have a life. Pathetic, really.
I appreciate your dropping by to tell us that in between wanking sessions. Tell your sticky Michelle Malkin poster me and my lightsabre say 'hi'.
xoxoxo
Know any Negroes I can hire?
I'm sure we have some around here you can have gladly- they all seem to want to (ahem) live in Houston now.
Can you imagine those people thinking they'd be welcome in Bush country?
Oh, my beautiful mind is about to explode!!
Gosh, it seems like everyone is passing bum scoop but you. Have you ever considered that you might be wrong?
Carry on with the Losers With No Life Outside of Dunky's Echo Chamber Support Group.
A. Franken, Racist
i thought you were just here to call al franken a racist not just be an isulting immature prick
Carry on with the Losers With No Life Outside of Dunky's Echo Chamber Support Group.
Says the little man who spends all, and I mean ALL, his time here.
Fuckhead.
pie ether wrote an "I've seen the light and am now going to change my sinning ways" diary on DKos.
Atrios has the link somewhere up thread.
that has got to be the quickest meltdown ever
NTodd--bring out the lightsabre! RotS viewing later
Simels, coherent as ever.
A. Franken, Racist | Email | 11.05.05 - 9:25 pm | #
Wow.
You fucking nailed me, dude!
:=)
Pie: Go back to
Atrios | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 8:35 pm
and hit his Homepage link. You'll see ether's post. (Think that's what you were asking for.)
I need to eat at least part of the sammitch I made, else the horrible events of earlier today will be repeated. Alternatively, I gave away a very nice quadrumple yellow cake to my neighbor who played with Arthur yesterday, which means that I have no real sweeties in the house at all.
Alas. Do you suppose that pickled vegies count as sweeties? Or should I just say to hell with it and go to bed?
C-span3 is playing this every few hours it seems. Scooter on pardons, I suppose, from March 2001.
House Committee
Presidential Pardons, Part 2
Government Reform and Oversight
Washington, District of Columbia (United States)
ID: 162914 - 2 - 03/01/2001 - 2:57 - $180.00
Libby, I. Lewis, Chief of Staff, White House
Kadzik, Peter, Attorney
Fink, Jim, Attorney
Attorneys testified about their involvement in obtaining a presidential pardon for financier Marc Rich.
-
Carry on with the Losers With No Life Outside of Dunky's Echo Chamber Support Group.
Okay, thanks for granting us your permission. And do stop by when your penis callouses get too raw to jerk off any more. We've got plenty of Jergens...
Auntie GWPDA--shortbread is quick and delicious.
everyone is passing bum scoop
Maybe where you're from.
Where I come from, we have indoor plumbing.
i don't know what kind of crap they drink in norway, but here is how swedes make it:
1/2 wine (pick whatever kind you want)
1/2 distilled spirits (brandy, whiskey, pick one you like)
sugar (to taste)
whole cinnamon (to taste)
whole cloves (to taste)
dried orange rind (to taste, btw it must be dry. fresh rind makes it oily)
cartamum (to taste)
a couple of hanfuls of almonds
a couple of handfuls of raisins
heat it up
what's not to like?
Or should I just say to hell with it and go to bed?
You should eat your dessert.
You're so skinny that your pants are falling off!
NTodd--Jergens? I thought in VT, it was Bag Balm.
"We've got plenty of Jergens...
NTodd '
i thought it was bag balm...
ether wrote an "I've seen the light and am now going to change my sinning ways" diary on DKos.
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddde.
Nuttier than a Christmas fruitcake.
Bum Scoop
is that an anal sex reference?
NTodd--bring out the lightsabre! RotS viewing later
Oooh! I gotta go get out my Natalie Portman posters...
I don't think you sad fuckers have a life. Pathetic, really.
I'll send you a postcard from the NZ premiere of King Kong. I'll have Pete sign it.
.
"Threadlice" is definitely going to catch on.
JDW--GMTA
Have you ever considered that you might be wrong?
As a matter of fact, no.
Yeah, evil, stupid gods who hate themselves and their creation, Mankind. And all existence. Fucking Ragnarok, that's what it is.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 9:24 pm | #
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ragnarok was invented by christians. i'm pretty sure lutefisk was too.
Go ahead Frank Put the gun barrel into your mouth, pointing it slightly upwards, and pull the trigger. We know you want to. It's OK, you can do this.
doug, celestial mechanic
damn doug, i didn't want to be that cold about it. 'course the truth is we should probably be out smash'n windows and wearing t shirts that say 'as an American I repudiate the presence of this human trash, George Bush'
but thank god for this blog. least i know there are some sane individuals in the world, and i don't have to fear my pic will end up on michelle malkins hate fest log. or maybe i do.
and with that i bid mac users, and windows too, a fond adieu
JDW--GMTA"
yes
Presbyterians. snort!
doug, celestial mechanic
Eehhh-yah, that's Us. Whatdya expect, then? We're bluidy trained that way!
Where's an Elder?
Hi guys.
I have to admit it -- I'm
listening to the other
song by the guys who did
eight-six-seven-blahblahblahblah.
Where I come from, we have indoor plumbing.
Oh man, since we got that last year, I'm totally loving it! Now I don't have to hold it until April...
(And yes, it's Bag Balm, but I wouldn't waste the good stuff on a trollie)
NTodd--and where is Stef? Abandoned you again? Did she leave you with all the kids, or did Cairo go with Mommy?
And the voting machines.
karma miranda
Our corporate madia won't touch that till it explodes in their faces, if it ever does. An honest to goodness honest media, though, would. In fact, there would already have been a debate over the problems that have been seen so far, and we would be addressing the issues. The "fourth branch of government" was important in the 18th Century, and ever so much more so today. Imagine an America where Sy Hersch is the rule, not the exception, if you can...
Bag Balm
IUsn't that an AC/Dc Song?
charley, I'm that cold because I'm very afraid that these crooks if they continue will end up killing my son in a pointless war.
I have to admit it -- I'm
listening to the other
song by the guys who did
eight-six-seven-blahblahblahblah.
Is Jenny in that one, too?
Where's an Elder?
My father, grandfather and greatgrandfathers were church trustees.
Penis callouses? Are those like penis bunions? Because Strom tried to have some penis bunions worked on my his podiatrist. But the poor doctor's hands were shaking so bad he couldn't do it. I finally had to train a gerbil to nibble a little bit of Strom's bunion away every night.
-Liddy Dole
Or should I just say to hell with it and go to bed?
You should eat your dessert.
You're so skinny that your pants are falling off!
doug, celestial mechanic |
Well, I'm not so sure. As a Presbyterian, I'm considering the possibility that they simply didn't agree with me. If that's so, then I can hardly argue, can I?
eight-six-seven-blahblahblahblah
Thanks a whole bunch for putting that tune in my head, Steve. It's harder to remove than a tick.
shortbread is lovely if one includes finely chopped candied ginger.
I really don't like -- and I mean
REALLY don't like -- Annie Lennox.
But somebody sent me an MP3 of
"Walking On Broken Glass" and
I'm playing it obsessively.
Fabulous song.
Have you ever considered that you might be wrong?
Well, I ain’t always right but I’ve never been wrong...
Atrios | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 8:35 pm
and hit his Homepage link. You'll see ether's post.
Yeah, it's the same old schizoid asshole that has trolled here for months.
Man, what a nut.
i don't know what kind of crap they drink in norway, but here is how swedes make it:
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glogg, i mean.
Damn.
UCLA getting spanked hard by Arizona.
52-14.
ouch.
Don't you just love when you get some troll accusing us of having no lives and being pathetic?
How come HE isn't out on some hot date with a major babe?
And besides, I work all week. How I spare MY spare time is MY business.
Boy, the Internet is great for the trolls.
They can spout their ridiculous opinions, repetitive and stupid as they are.
They can call us all the names and make all the threats they want....threats they have neither the courage nor the ability to back up.
The Internet enables them to be the pissy little cowards that they are.
Munich
.
ragnarok was invented by christians. i'm pretty sure lutefisk was too.
Olaf glad and big
I quite like lutefisk. Also smorgasbricka.
And HERRING. Got any herring on you?
I have to admit it -- I'm
listening to the other
song by the guys who did
eight-six-seven-blahblahblahblah.
Is Jenny in that one, too?
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 9:34 pm | #
You are really mean.
shortbread is lovely if one includes finely chopped candied ginger.
Sarah Deere | 11.05.05 - 9:36 pm | #
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i knew i forgot an ingredient! swedish glogg also includes ginger (to taste).
You'll see ether's post.
ether - there's a major wanker!
52-14.
ouch.
HoneyBearKell
is UCLA not undefeateed as well
this could be an upset special!
And HERRING.
That's a different thing, herring can be great.
Glogg is bad, but that photo of Tom Daschel is what gives me a kind of bland illness and a sense of over-ripe ethanol with pablum.
Sorry - meant to say how I SPEND my spare time is MY business.
Anyway, how do they know now often and long we are on here?
HOW often.
Damn - need some coffee!
NTodd--and where is Stef? Abandoned you again? Did she leave you with all the kids, or did Cairo go with Mommy?
Stef's in Pittsfield, teaching a class on...uh...something security-related. Might be a 'bomb-proof your horse' class. Can't remember.
All the kids are here with me. Sam's in, but lobbying to go back outside. Cairo's bored. And I'm pretty sure Saff is dying--like, really in her last throes, and I'm going to dig a hole in the woods tomorrow, just in case (before it becomes impossible to break through the frost). She's going to go next to Minowis, Sam's lost sibling whom we buried 2 years ago today.
Bag Balm
IUsn't that an AC/Dc Song?
I've got the baggest balms of them all?
I really don't like -- and I mean
REALLY don't like -- Annie Lennox.
Good Lord, man!
I wouldn't have even imagined that possible...
First!
ouch.
HoneyBearKelly? | Email | 11.05.05 - 9:37 pm | #
Man, the VT Turkeys, I mean Hokies, look like shit ...
herring in sour cream as the Jews eat this, is even better.
Yep.
UCLA undefeated until tonight.
I think there's 3 minutes left to the game so that's over.
Or masturbating underoo lords, depending on the time of day...
Ripley
well,anytime of day of course.
what's that sweedish pickled fish that has eyeballs, and guts, and everything, that makes me puke everytime i try it. twice, and no more.
Steve -- I sometimes do that with both Annie's Train in Vain and Missionary Man. Haven't exactly followed her career, but I love her voice... you don't like?
I mean, she wears makeup and all.
::ducks::
i can't believe that out of all the myriad examples of lousy scandinavian cuisine that can be justifiably criticized, you picked glogg as the target of your scorn.
You are really mean.
You stink, but I love you.
(name that band)
I have to admit it -- I'm
listening to the other
song by the guys who did
eight-six-seven-blahblahblahblah.
'Which Man Are You?'
So what's up with Blugger? I was-a gonna post something on my lame blugs, but if there's been bluggery, I'm not gonna bother.
I love herring.
Apart from the fear of leaving my beautiful house, and relocating to pincher Creek, the horrible possibility of not having immediate access to herring in either wine sauce or sour cream is something that wakes me in the night. And what about chopped liver? If I move to Pincher Creek do I have to learn how to make chopped liver just to have it?
Oh. It's too difficult.
What about Onion Rolls - not to mention latkes?
I think there's 3 minutes left to the game so that's over.
HoneyBearKelly
Sweet
Tightened crap up in the Pac-10
I have to admit it -- I'm
listening to the other
song by the guys who did
eight-six-seven-blahblahblahblah.
That would be, I believe, "Which Man Are You?", the video for which starred Larraine Newman in a dual role.
(Scared yet?)
I really don't like -- and I mean
REALLY don't like -- Annie Lennox.
Good Lord, man!
I wouldn't have even imagined that possible...
Eli | Email | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 9:40 pm | #
I think she's insecure in
her masculinity.
Have you ever considered that you might be wrong?
Er, no.
And what about chopped liver? If I move to Pincher Creek do I have to learn how to make chopped liver just to have it?
There are genuine Jewish deli's in NM?
WalterNeff...the Munich trailer is very powerful.
I was alive then, young, when that happened.
Why do we keep doing this shit, over and over and over.
Silly question, I suppose.
What about Onion Rolls
How do you tell an onion roll from a bialy, or are they the same thing?
you people don't know what the hell you're talking about. glogg (swedish spelling) is the nectar of the gods.
It's not nectar, but it's not bad on a cold winter afternoon. Gets you drunk really fast, before all the eating starts. You take several bottles of the cheapest red wine you can find, heat them up to near-boiling (minus the bottles), add whole cloves and a cinnamon stick and ginger first, and then dole out into glasses with almonds at the bottom. So you get all scared when you find the almonds at the bottom of the mug and think they are your teeth.
So what's up with Blugger? I was-a gonna post something on my lame blugs, but if there's been bluggery, I'm not gonna bother.
Oh, nothing. Just my old site is on Blugger (Glugger?) and for some reason when I copy a link, it adds some redundant shit that I oft forget to cut out.
How come HE isn't out on some hot date with a major babe?
Terry, funny you should mention that -- I'm currently feeling guilty because the fella is due here at 10 and I'm goofin' off here instead of getting ready. (Is it so wrong to want just virtual company on a Saturday night? You guys can't see that I haven't washed the dishes.)
Billy & The Boingers!!!
WAPISSSHHH!!!
I don;t believ there is a Jewish Deli in pincher creek
but i wager there is more than one good chinese resteraunt
"Angel Say No" by Tommy Tutone.
It's how I learned how to play
bass.
(Scared yet?)
Yes. Hold me.
Apart from the fear of leaving my beautiful house, and relocating to pincher Creek, the horrible possibility of not having immediate access to herring in either wine sauce or sour cream is something that wakes me in the night.
It is not possible to buy raw herring here. What a disgrace.
There are genuine Jewish deli's in NM?
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not that i am aware of. however, i have heard that the earliest jewish settlement in the western hemisphere was in new mexico. late 15th century i think.
Billy & The Boingers!!!
Middle of the road, man, it stank
Let's run over Lionel Richie with a tank.
Hey, I *like* Tommy Tutone.
Not so much the whole Eurythmics thing, though. I've never been a synth person.
Billy & The Boingers!!!
WAPISSSHHH!!!
1/2 credit: what's the REAL band?
Not so much the whole Eurythmics thing, though. I've never been a synth person.
Let he who is without synth cast the first Stone...
And I'm pretty sure Saff is dying--like, really in her last throes, and I'm going to dig a hole in the woods tomorrow, just in case (before it becomes impossible to break through the frost)
dude, that's too sad, seriously. i bet we all feel like we know and love that cat. peace.
Capital J a bialy looks like an english muffin.
An old Jewish lady I knew who moved to Florida said that bagels weren't the same there, even by bakers who had learned their trade in NYC. She surmised that it had something to do with the minerals in the water.
Steve Simels, I was looking for you earlier today.
Gets you drunk really fast.
Gloggy, in fact.
Ah, NTodd, I offer you my sympathy re: Saff. I lurk - but I do care about you all and your critters and kids and partners.
SD
Come on now. I watched the likeable, mild mannered, reasonable, Brooks on the News Hour last night too. His demeanor was warm and inviting. I would say very reasonable. You just gotta love his voice of reason. Although he did use the word "insane" quite a bit last night when anyone brought up the idea of pre war intelligence being manipulated. I think it is best to focus on his like-a-bility rather than his credibility when ingesting his sweet tasting poison. That is why I think Bobo is there. To be the calm voice of likeable reason for the very unreasonable insane things that are happening now.
Capital J a bialy looks like an english muffin.
Or Zero Mostel.
what's the REAL band?
There's a REAL band?
What about Onion Rolls
How do you tell an onion roll from a bialy, or are they the same thing?
Capital J
No, biallys are a lot closer to the bagel school of bread. An onion roll is a bread roll infused and covered with onions bitsies, but rather than being boiled, it is baked.
Real delis in New Mexico? Well, sorta. Refer to Olav Glad and Heartburned. But definitely none in Pincher Creek, Alberta. There, we got very good kung pao shrimp. And BIG beef parts.
Let he who is without synth cast the first Stone...
*Whack!*
Let he who is without synth cast the first Stone...
Eli
Depeche Mode
or
The Cure?
Way oh, way oh, way oh...
I still have the book and the vinyl single that came with it...
Steve -- I sometimes do that with both Annie's Train in Vain and Missionary
Man. Haven't exactly followed her career, but I love her voice... you don't like?
I mean, she wears makeup and all.
::ducks::
Silleigh | Email | 11.05.05 - 9:41 pm | #
Kiddo -- it's totally subjective.
I don't care for her, but I think
her vocals on "Broken Glass" are
astoundingly soulful.
Who knows?
Eli:
And he can make more money from a flop than a hit.
I don't want to live in a police state.
fourlegsgood
You like snow? Hockey? Bears? (No, not that way!) Go North, young man...
Don't know "Angel Say No," Steve.
And I thought you were a drummer?
Eli seems to always be in the moog for puns
I love herring.
sour cream
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Yumm
.
Gets you drunk really fast.
**************
actually, if you make it properly (1/2 wine, 1/2 distilled spirits), you don't even really have to drink it. you can get drunk by breathing the fumes.
Let he who is without synth cast the first Stone...
Dude, I am totally not in the moog...
I still have the book and the vinyl single that came with it...
Okay, now *I'm* scared.
"You fucking nailed me, dude! :=)"
Up to your old sodomite tricks again, eh simels?
I don't care for her, but I think
her vocals on "Broken Glass" are
astoundingly soulful.
They are. I just threw that one in the hopper and listened to it after your comment -- it had been awhile.
Don't play w/trolls.
Instead, do this
">Useless but fun timewaster from the BBC.
Shhh! It's a sex test.
Eli seems to always be in the moog for puns
bill
it's either that organ in trouble
Damn you, bill!
I still have the book and the vinyl single that came with it...
Okay, now *I'm* scared.
Need somebody to hold you?
i have heard that the earliest jewish settlement in the western hemisphere was in new mexico. late 15th century i think.
Near Espanola. Sometime subsequent to to Cortes. They've been hiding out ever since.
"Say, Grandmama, howcome you put that pretty lacy thing on your head every Friday night and said those funny words over the candles you lit?"
"No se, mija! No se!"
Just got my speaker amp replaced (I run my pooters through a set of old Marantz speakers), and Renaissance do sound nice. Mother Russia now...
I went to the WFMU Record Fair today. I really could have used a STEVE SIMELS or a NYMARY to keep me company, but what are you gonna do?
I have a Bill The Cat doll but that's about it.
I did like "Would I Lie to You?"--but then that's hardly a Eurythmics song, since it's intentionally a Motown throwback.
Bialyshtock und Blume.
Gut tag, gut day.
I really hate that they're remaking The Producers.
Anyhow I'm going to take a bath in lots of that lovely smelly girly stuff and then bed in my aroma therapy infused linen.
Yes I know I have no life but it really doesn't bother me.
Hasta Mañana.
Need somebody to hold you?
Yes, at least until the Miami game is over.
actually, if you make it properly (1/2 wine, 1/2 distilled spirits), you don't even really have to drink it. you can get drunk by breathing the fumes.
True. I gave you the kiddy recipe and forgot the cardamom.
Eli seems to always be in the moog for puns
You just need to filter out the bad ones.
Eli seems to always be in the moog for puns
Dude, I am totally not in the moog...
I'm seeing a pattern there, min.
Sarah Deere:
If you missed my post earlier, I will be interviewing Rod Dixon, an NZ athlete, on my upcoming NZ video podcast about his experience during the Munich Games. The NZ athletes were housed in the same block as the Israelis - IIRC, they were playing cards together the night before the hostage taking. I hope it's an interesting and insightful conversation about that terrible event.
.
if any of the original jewish settlers are still around in new mexico, they would be sephardic, i think. prolly make kick ass green chili falafels.
NTodd--I'm so sorry about Saffy. Has she stopped eating? Is she hiding?
NYMary:
I am so totally jonesing for
the Stones' rarities album
that's coming out next week
(through Starbucks, if you
can believe it).
There's a song called "Through
the Lonely Nights" (I think it
was the b-side of "It's Only
Rock n Roll") on it that is
so gorgeous it' ridiculous.
Their best ever fake soul ballad.
Or at least it seems to me thirty
years later.
Looks like a friend of mine wants to meet up at Brewhouse West.
Miss me!
♥
Eli seems to always be in the moog for puns
You just need to filter out the bad ones.
When it comes to puns, Eli leaves everyone in lying in his wakeman.
Have I missed anything here at the Retarded Kids Club?
I'm gonna go to the watering hole now. Oscillyator folks
When it comes to puns, Eli leaves everyone in lying in his wakeman.
He does think outside the envelope.
Lonely days, lonely nights, where would I be without my woman...
D r i f t g l a s s skewered BoBo on his blog recently. Check it out. It's funnier than Libby on a rubber crutch.
The Old Man From Scene 24: You just need to filter out the bad ones.
I oscillate between the good ones and bad ones.
Okay, now -- really,
♥
And all the while the corporate media said, "Why are these foolish Dems engaging in Bush Hate when He is the Most Beloved Wartime Preznit?"
nick carraway
You noticed that, too?
It was almost as if these fuckers were saying to the Dems "How dare you run against OUR KING?"
I went to the WFMU Record Fair today. I really could have used a STEVE SIMELS
or a NYMARY to keep me company, but what are you gonna do?
The Kenosha Kid | Email | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 9:51 pm | #
Dude -- I'm going on Sunday.
Let's talk.
The Old Man From Scene 24: You just need to filter out the bad ones.
I oscillate between the good ones and bad ones.
Okay, now -- really,
♥
Jeffraham Prestonian
What, you're going to sine off already?
We're gonna run the Evil BushHitler out of office, Kareem.
I fucked up - Sir Paul was at the local bookstore and I missed it: I'm a fuckin' retard. It would have taken me 15 minutes to get there.
Have I missed anything here at the Retarded Kids Club?
Kareem
More troll projection.
what's that sweedish pickled fish that has eyeballs, and guts, and everything, that makes me puke everytime i try it. twice, and no more.
charley
Whoa. Waste not, want not, eh? Those folks could have used a Bass-O-Matic™!
Dude -- I'm going on Sunday.
Don't miss the Scopitones in the video lounge.
Crap. I really, really hafta go and go put a veneer of respectability on this place and myself -- in 8 minutes, ha ha. Have fun, bats o' moon.
More troll projection.
I think they're trying to show that they're not demoralized by the ubertroll's retirement...
We're gonna run the Evil BushHitler out of office, Kareem.
Excellent. I can't wait 'til my main man, Howard Dean, takes office.
This Glog is, what...Chinese Malt Liquor?
What, you're going to sine off already?
Ripley
You guys are still Arping on this?
You guys are still Arping on this?
Tweetering on the brink, Bose.
i think. prolly make kick ass green chili falafels.
Olaf glad and big
The tip off is to look for Nuevo Mexicanos who are obviously natives, but who have this sort of rusty reddish hair.... Like a really bad peroxide job? No, it ain't. They'll come from N. NM, and it's real likely they'll be from the ones in hiding....
Kenosha Kid:
I'm going mostly for the video
stuff.
I've found amazing 60s garage
clips.
What, you're going to sine off already?
I saw him leave...
Indubitably, my bruthah. Power to the people.
how amusing they talk only too each other
Need somebody to hold you?
Yes, at least until the Miami game is over.
Damned drunken Mick lout/Miami fan. I'll be right over to keep you company.
NTodd--I'm so sorry about Saffy. Has she stopped eating? Is she hiding?
She wouldn't partake in some chicken broth that she usually loves, and I even brought it right over to her. Drinking lots and lots, no apparent output (not even in inappropriate places). Very lethargic.
Thanks for the vibes, everybody. I've already grieved so many times for her, but I'm pretty sure this is it...
Bush HitlerMcChimp. Worst. Preznit. Ever.
I was tempted by the guys selling Shindig compilations on DVD, but was too cheap... I bought (on VHS) The Warriors, and what I hope is the pre-george-lucas-messing-with-it original Star Wars. Also, I weird comp from some record company called Arf Arf that has 60's garage stuff and some exotica, and also the No Talking Just Head cd.
WalterNeff, you are not a retard. You are one handsome dude.
And I just returned home from dinner out with friends and there is no way I'm going to be able to read the entire thread.
I believe his new name is Chimpy Mclowapprovalrating gentlemen
Right on, olex, my bruthah in arms.
What, you're going to sine off already?
What annoys me about pun threads is that they're such a tangent...
The tip off is to look for Nuevo Mexicanos who are obviously natives, but who have this sort of rusty reddish hair.... Like a really bad peroxide job? No, it ain't. They'll come from N. NM, and it's real likely they'll be from the ones in hiding....
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Email | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 9:58 pm | #
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they probably just tell everyone they're from spain, just like the chicanos do.
steve,
The Stones records sounds amazing. Have fun at the show!
hanks for the vibes, everybody. I've already grieved so many times for her, but I'm pretty sure this is it...
I am so sorry to hear about this, NTodd. Hugs. My dog Hank has terminal cancer, and it is tough.
Have I missed anything here at the Retarded Kids Club?
Yeah:
ABC: 39%.
AP: 37%.
CBS: 35%.
Your lame duck preznit unable to push through his fucked up agenda? Priceless.
"And HERRING. Got any herring on you?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar"
Why? you wanna chop down the largest tree in the forrest?
they probably just tell everyone they're from spain, just like the chicanos do.
Olaf glad and big
Even more so! And with significantly more reason!
Howard Dean Freakin' Rulez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
steve,
Do you have enough bandwidth to take advantage of Bedazzled? He always has cool stuff up your alley. Linked from my blog.
"Thanks for the vibes, everybody. I've already grieved so many times for her, but I'm pretty sure this is it...
NTodd"
sounds like it. sorry. peace.
Billy & The Boingers!!!
WAPISSSHHH!!!
BlakNo1
I thought that was Billy and the Bing Bongs...?
Bumbiddlium Bumbiddlium bledumbum bledumbum
Bunbiddlium Bunbiddlium bledumbum bledumbum
Jennyyyyyy!
Some lyrics are so good, they're impossible to forget...
FRIST 4 LIFE
NYMary:
Thanks again for the CDs.
Republicans: the party with convictions(and charges)
My dog Hank has terminal cancer, and it is tough.
Oh, I didn't know that. Back at ya.
Apropos of nothing, my parents' cockatiel, Piggy, died on Wednesday. Mom reports that Dad was quite broken up about it. So silly that we get so attached to creatures who make us appear immortal. Who wants to live forever when love must die...?
PIC is late, so here I be.
.
That Bedazzled guy had a bunch of videos showing at the WFMU thing. I saw a car commercial with Paul Revere & The Raiders!
NTodd--may Saffy's journey to Summerlands be easy and gentle.
What annoys me about pun threads is that they're such a tangent..
Undulate hours of the evening, people swing way off topic for the sake of humor.
Jeffraham--meeting the ladyfriend or someone else?
george carlin coming up on hbo.
ABC: 39%.
AP: 37%.
CBS: 35%.
Gee, it sure is a triumph that Bush was able to keep Rove on his team.
Karl's doing a heck of a job. Who knows how low Bush's polls would go without him?
NTodd, if she is not feeling any pain, let her do what she will. My 22-year-old cat stopped eating solid food seven days before she died. Then she stopped drinking water three days before she died. Very sad, but I decided not to take her to the vet since she was so old. She was a wonderful cat.
What annoys me about pun threads is that they're such a tangent..
Undulate hours of the evening, people swing way off topic for the sake of humor.
With greater frequency than I'd like. Hopefully it's just a phase. Otherwise, I'm gonna Hertz somebody.
Who wants to live forever when love must die...?
It sometimes feels like that, but then the love the critters give us make parts of our path so much easier. The payment is at the end, though.
TKK,
Oh, cool! Did he have the Easybeats Coke commercial? That's such a simels thing....
sallyh: Jeffraham--meeting the ladyfriend or someone else?
Someone else. Ladyfriend has a bad, bad cold that she caught from her 7-yr. old daughter.
.
Yeah:
ABC: 39%.
AP: 37%.
CBS: 35%.
Your lame duck preznit unable to push through his fucked up agenda? Priceless.
Well you know to what group the troll who talks to himself belongs.
What a dumbass loser.
Im awfully sorry Echidne - it's lots harder for you than for Hank. You will see Hank again, at the Rainbow Bridge. I promise.
they probably just tell everyone they're from spain, just like the chicanos do.
Olaf glad and big
**************
in an old episode of mash, colonel flagg said something like, "i'm not cia, i'm cic. i just tell people i'm cia so they'll think i'm cid."
now i am imagining new mexicans saying, "i'm not spanish, i'm jewish. i just tell people i'm spanish so they'll think i'm chicano."
Echidne, I'm so sorry about Hank. My heart breaks for all of you who have lost, and will lose, beloved companions in the near future. I hope their journeys are peaceful and calm.
Blugger's fine. Thank god I didn't have to commit any acts of bluggery.
Reservoir Dogs - widescreen - IFC - now
I didn't see it.. they showed some early Bee Gees in concert and some Scopitones, also part of a movie with Mick Jagger (Performance?).. I left and came back later and saw part of a documentary about Lee Hazlewood.
NTodd, if she is not feeling any pain, let her do what she will.
I'm letting her. She's all curled up right now on my old laptop case. Seems comfy enough.
It sometimes feels like that, but then the love the critters give us make parts of our path so much easier. The payment is at the end, though.
I've lost enough cats and dogs over the years...wouldn't choose to live without their companionship despite our relatively short time together.
Jeffraham--children: the ultimate disease transmission vector.
Reservoir Dogs - widescreen - IFC - now
WalterNeff
"i don't tip"
"why"
"I don;t believe in it"
NYMary:
Probably not.
I just downloaded LimeWire so
I can get free stuff again. And it's
really slowing everything else I
have down.
There's no such thing as a free
brunch.
So silly that we get so attached to creatures who make us appear immortal. Who wants to live forever when love must die...?
Met a woman yesterday who has a one-year-old miniature greyhound. They lost a dog and didn't want to get another, but they chose this one, because it supposedly could live 20 years.
I was, like, won't that make it even harder when he dies?
Olexicon--"I don't give a fuck what you don't know. I'm gonna torture you anyway."
actually, if you make it properly (1/2 wine, 1/2 distilled spirits), you don't even really have to drink it. you can get drunk by breathing the fumes.
Word! I remember as an undergraduate a Swede made some. It was a cold night. As people came into the room and took a sip, they began to pass out like fruit flies hitting ether.
NTodd--does Grandma know? I know Saff is Grandma's cat.
I hope their journeys are peaceful and calm.
That's what matters. Tough to let go, but someone has to be the grownup.
Has anyone heard from Desi? Her blog address for Great Scat! has some other blog. Has she commented, here, recently?
they showed some early Bee Gees in concert and some Scopitones, also part of a movie with Mick Jagger (Performance?).. I left and came back later and saw part of a documentary about Lee Hazlewood.
Spike is a really interesting and nice guy. I love how his site indiscriminately indulges his weird interests in pop, in old ads, in movie posters. He's done some recording with Bun E. arlos, oddly enough.
Thanks, NTodd, GWPDA and sallyh. Hank is quite happy right now as the palliative radiation has reduced the pressure on her leg. She was attacking her George Bush chewtoy like mad, right after the real turkey meatloaf dinner.
And it is very true that Hank doesn't know what is going on. She is just being Hank.
Those who know me really well
will confirm the following:
My two favorite songs (all things
considered) are
Glow Girl by the Who
and
Marlena by the Four Seasons.
i have heard that the earliest jewish settlement in the western hemisphere was in new mexico. late 15th century i think.
A lot of jews fled to Mexico to escape the inquisition.
Spinoza--was that the last thing you remember of that night?
Blugger's fine. Thank god I didn't have to commit any acts of bluggery.
Fortunately, there is no bluggery in the Royal Navy. Nor cannibalism.
That's Bun E. Carlos, duh.
steve,
I find LimeWire to be kind of glitchy, but then I don't use it that often.
Limewire is great for downloading mac software.
"i don't tip"
"why"
"I don;t believe in it"
I got one word for them: learntofuckingtype.
NTodd--does Grandma know? I know Saff is Grandma's cat.
No, and I ain't telling her until it actually happens.
they chose this one, because it supposedly could live 20 years.
I was, like, won't that make it even harder when he dies?
Shit, when we buried Sam's unknown sibling 2 years ago, I was a blubbering fucking idiot. At least after 20 years you have fond memories to help ease the pain...
~meow~
That WaPo article has me chilled.
Is 'bad guys' a technical term?
Has anyone heard from Desi? Her blog address for Great Scat! has some other blog. Has she commented, here, recently?
Yup, she's now at Mia Culpa! Alas, it has no porn...
I got one word for them: learntofuckingtype.
you guys like to joke around
When you should be paying attention
now i am imagining new mexicans saying, "i'm not spanish, i'm jewish. i just tell people i'm spanish so they'll think i'm chicano."
Olaf glad and big
Yep. That's New Mexico for you. Try to explain? Spit in one hand and wish in the other, and what do you have?
Sleep well, all of you. Doggies and kitties nearing life everlasting, about to go across the Rainbow bridge - say hello to all my best friends; Melanie and Jennie, Aunt Ine's Brownie, Fang, Emperor Jones, Jack and Blackie too. We'll be there soon enough. Be good.
All of you dear ones, be good. There are folks counting on that.
Yup, she's now at Mia Culpa! Alas, it has no porn...
NTodd
Tampa Bukkake?
steve,
I find LimeWire to be kind of glitchy, but then I don't use it that often.
NYMary | Email | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 10:14 pm | #
Aha.
I really miss WinMc.
Totally easy to use, and really fast.
"I got madonna's big in one ear..."
Aww, String is here!
"Let me tell you what like a virgin's about..."
Tampa Bukkake?
Hakuna Matata.
sallyh-
I was too much of a nerd in college to drink much.
"Let me tell you what like a virgin's about..."
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick?
Hakuna Matata.
NTodd
felix navidad?
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick?
NTodd
"how many dicks is that?"
Aww, String is here!
I hope he hasn't been hitting the catnip...
I was too much of a nerd in college to drink much.
I still am...
I hope he hasn't been hitting the catnip...
Sorry...'she'.
felix navidad?
Not until after T-day.
"how many dicks is that?"
Please don't make me get out the DVD. It's too late for me to start another movie...
Jimmy Carter on Russert's show just equated the Christian right in America with the ayatollahs in Iran. Russert had to back up and ask "what did you just say?" You heard Fat Head. He said just what you thought and he's right.
::burp::
virgins like small deer?
virgins like small deer?
Big deer asses too high, motherfuckers run too fast.
At least after 20 years you have fond memories to help ease the pain...
It helps if one realizes and accepts from the get-go that, under normal circumstances, people will outlive their pets.
Please don't make me get out the DVD. It's too late for me to start another movie...
NTodd
I know what I'm WATCHING LATER
it's on a tape with Monty Python's Flying ZCircus
so it's win win
::burp::
Incog
Hey! Baby doll, how's things? You all right?
"I was too much of a nerd in college to drink much."
--spinoza
birds of a feather, flock together.
I think I was 20 before I had my first beer. And then, only one, though I seem to have made up for it.
Neponset: Jimmy Carter on Russert's show just equated the Christian right in America with the ayatollahs in Iran. Russert had to back up and ask "what did you just say?" You heard Fat Head. He said just what you thought and he's right.
"Yeah, motherfucker, you heard me right! My ass is born-again Christian, too, straight up!"
.
Hey Incog, how are you? My computer has been on the blitz, so I don't know if you've been around or not.
'Scuse me while I whip this out...
Mr. Bush was not mentioned in the indictment. But the fact that so many of his aides seem to have been involved in dealing with the issue that eventually led to the leak - how to rebut or discredit Joseph C. Wilson IV, a former diplomat who had challenged the administration's handling of prewar intelligence - leaves open the question of what the president knew.
And when did he know it?
Has anyone heard from Desi? Her blog address for Great Scat! has some other blog. Has she commented, here, recently?
Yup, she's now at Mia Culpa! Alas, it has no porn...
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 10:17 pm | #
YAY!!! Thank you, NTodd! You don't have to wear pants! You are THAT cool!
Whassup Incog!? I love you, by the way - no matter what.
'Course I love all y'all.
I think I was 20 before I had my first beer.
When I lived in Ohio, they used to have a low beer/high beer distinction, until Reagan blackmailed the states into making 21 the universal drinking age. When I turned 19 (when I would've legally been able to buy "low beer"), my mom bought be a six pack, which I brought next door to my 60yo neighbor, Bill (who used to keep my spare house key when I was a latchkey kid). He thought it was the funniest fucking thing, what with my shiteating grin as I brought him booze. We sat on his front porch drinking Coors, watching the traffic go by. Good times.
You don't have to wear pants! You are THAT cool!
SWEEEEET!
oldwhitelady: YAY!!! Thank you, NTodd! You don't have to wear pants! You are THAT cool!
If you speak to Desi, please try to talk her into processing the outstanding bathwater orders, please.
.
Carter on Russert: "Southern baptist convention will expel a congregation with a female pastor. Women are no longer able to be lead missionaries overseas. Women are not allowed to teach men in the Southern baptist religion." Wow. Those people are cavemen.
NTodd- You had coors in Ohio then?
You don't have to wear pants! You are THAT cool!
SWEEEEET!
NTodd
Yeah, but how does it explain the unfortunate incident in Phoenix today?
Sigh. I do try.
Jumping in and out.
With love,
myrna
"I was too much of a nerd in college to drink much."
I was a nerd, but it never stopped me from drinking excessive amounts of alcohol.
Yeah, but how does it explain the unfortunate incident in Phoenix today?
What was the unfortunate incident? I was off photographing neo-nazis.
NTodd- You had coors in Ohio then?
Yup. Not Extra Gold, mind, but I remember a TV commercial talking about how the beer was cold-shipped and that helped the taste--I was obsessed with "skunked beer", and trained my mom to never buy anything warm.
She drew the line at buying me heroin, though. Pffft.
NTodd- You had coors in Ohio then?
Todd's just a pup.
Yeah, but how does it explain the unfortunate incident in Phoenix today?
Were there Mexicans not wearing pants?
My pants left me....
Howdy, everybody. My PC at home has been actin' a fool.
NTodd- You had coors in Ohio then?
Todd's just a pup.
I'm not old.
Sorry?
I'm firtyseven. I'm not old.
(Actually, 36, but work with me here)
Wow, I drank a lot in college, and smoked lots and lots of dope.
I'm reformed now, of course.
Man, carlin is going nuts on live television and taking everyone with him.
I'm 39 tomorrow.
I've just realised I've a whole nother day to play the fool.
Nifty!
I'm reformed now, of course.
Then how do you explain your..."condition", Mrs. Knocked Up Irish Lass?
NTodd is older than all pants.
Wow, I drank a lot in college, and smoked lots and lots of dope.
I'm telling Molly.
I'm 39 tomorrow.
Oh man, I totally forgot! Weren't you supposed to be in Philly for a show?
Then how do you explain your..."condition", Mrs. Knocked Up Irish Lass?
I developed new vices, duh.
I'm 39 tomorrow.
NYMary
Well done! That'll be 39 and, what, 4 months?
Todd's just a pup.
Apparently. I remember a lot of local beers in Ohio, Hudepohl, Wiedemann's... in fact one of the local channel's late news was sponsored by Wiedemann's, with newscasters Don Wayne and a young Phil Donohue.
NTodd is older than all pants.
Back in my day, we didn't have pants. We had loincloths.
I'm telling Molly.
Oh, she knows.
Weren't you supposed to be in Philly for a show?
Yeah, but I can't afford it, timewise or financially. Oh well. I hope they think of me warmly anyway.
Then how do you explain your..."condition", Mrs. Knocked Up Irish Lass?
I developed new vices, duh.
I love NYMary.
Come now. That's not the media's job. The media's job is to report what one side thinks, and what the other side thinks, and then the truth is somewhere in the middle.
Like one side says "slavery is bad" and the other side says "slavery is good." So that means, slavery is okay.
Or "we should nuke the middle east" and "violence is never the answer." So we should nuke some countries, not others.
Then how do you explain your..."condition", Mrs. Knocked Up Irish Lass?
I developed new vices, duh.
I should say. Is the lout still drunk and watching Miami? Do you still need holding?
I'm 39 tomorrow.
So you're heading into your forties in Europe already!
That'll be 39 and, what, 4 months?
And change, yeah.
This thread is not long enough for me to go into all the drugs I've done... (and dealt)
Reformed, too, of course, just like NYMary.
NYMary, you remind me, I must write a nice note to Case Western telling them to go to hell.... They were very sweet tho.
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y
N Y M A R Y
!!!
I'm 39 tomorrow.
Happy Bday!
Splendid, NYMary.
NTodd, when I was 18, alcohol was still legal for us young ones. You were born too late.
But then again, maybe not. You'll probably live longer than I will.
I can't afford it, timewise or financially. Oh well. I hope they think of me warmly anyway.
Sorry about that. Still working on the grant? Well, happy returns in advance, and I swear I'll remember tomorrow.
NTodd, Echidne--I've never petted Saff nor Hank, and yet, they're family, and I'm having a hard time keeping my eyes dry.
Wow. Those people are cavemen.
Makes me think of the Geico commercials.
Caveman: Not cool, man... not cool.
I love NYMary.
*mwah!*
Shockingly, despite my decrepitude, the baby is not actually defective in anyway, or so says the amnio.
Happy Birtday NYMary!
You'll probably live longer than I will.
I suspect not, with my genetics and lifestyle choices.
Happy birthday to NYMary! You are timeless.
Happy Bday!
And to you, buddy.
Did you get to make your phone call?
Happy birthday, darlin'!
Night, all.
I love NYMary.
I love her and her whole family. Even the lout.
Central--the Stonecutters ep of the Simpsons is on. I'm thinking of you.
NTodd: I suspect not, with my genetics and lifestyle choices.
You'll catch your death of cold if you don't put some fuckin' pants on...!
.
Thanks, all! Honestly, though, I have no plans. I did finish my grant, but that means now I have to do all the work I didn't do while I was taking care of that. I went in today and got to play with this itty-bitty model gamelan orchestra and some wicked cool Vietnamese water puppets.
I'm 23 tomorrow. Why are you stealing my birthday?
Spinoza--so are you making up for lost time now?
Happy birthday, Mary! And many more!
You'll catch your death of cold if you don't put some fuckin' pants on...!
Nah, I just downed my State Ration of vodka and am feeling all warm. Oh, wait, I'm not back in the USSR...
23 Skidoo to the Scoot Man!
The Boys at the Polk Gulch request your attendence at the Scooter Libby sendoff night on November 17th.
To acclimate the Scoot Man to his new surroundings, the glory holes will be outfitted with the Vice Presidential
Seal for this night only!!
Scoot's got to know how to bend over and take it like the man he is, so the boys at the Gulch will be introducing him to tricks he's got to know in order to survive in the slammer.
And YOU'RE invited!
And, if you think that Scoot's going up the river while Big Dickee and Dubya just watch and grin, I think you've got another think coming. Because that beautiful Kappa Kappa Gamma wife of his (Did you see the front page of the NY Times?) just isn't going to sit there and go to the benefits alone, no sireee. Nope, Scoot's gonna squeal, and perhaps your nemisis may just have to learn how to squat for the soap in the shower as well.
I don't know...
Happy Birthday To You,
something something And Stew,
Bread and Butter
In the Gutter
Happy Birthday To You!
To NYMary.
Did you get to make your phone call?
Soon.
I lost my voice yesterday, so people in my immediate vicinity are thankful.
I used to work with this old black man when I was just a know-it-all kid at 18 and he would say, "You don't get to be this old by being stupid." He was about 75.
You'll catch your death of cold if you don't put some fuckin' pants on...!
Don't do it on my account, NTodd. There are other ways to stay warm.
I'm 23 tomorrow. Why are you stealing my birthday?
Old age and treachery generally beats youth and skill?
Seebach,
Seriously? Central Scrutinizer, too!
And John Philip Sousa and Sally Field, natch...
NYMary:
You adorable birthday girl you!!!!
Happy Birthday To You,
something something And Stew,
Bread and Butter
In the Gutter
Happy Birthday To You!
Hee hee.
You'll catch your death of cold if you don't put some fuckin' pants on...!
Don't do it on my account, NTodd. There are other ways to stay warm.
Darlin', I wasn't wearing pants when you woke me up at o-dark-thirty on Liberal Mountain. But why was I shivering so?
sallyh,
I haven't seen that episode. I must confess there's way too many Simpsons that I haven't seen.
seebach,
Et tu?
...I've already grieved so many times for her, but I'm pretty sure this is it...
Tardy condolences, NTodd. (I do lack a certain, how you say, currency in these threadzillas). I suppose--hell, I know it helps that she's not an only...pet. Also that you've been through it before. I remember when my Foofless died, and I never want to go through that again. Multiple kitties provide a certain amount of grief insurance. I hope...
"I'm 23 tomorrow. Why are you stealing my birthday?
Seebach"
happy bday. so young!
But why was I shivering so?
Were the sheets soaking wet? Was a freight train running through the middle of your head?
NYMary, what more can I add?
Except make Thers wait on you all day long.
3? Hmm... isnt' there some rule that in a group of a certain amount, there's a certain chance of a certain number of people having the same birthday? Except I forgot all of the numbers...
Multiple kitties provide a certain amount of grief insurance. I hope...
As does a bit of the grape.
Thanks, Doozer.
Oh, and happy birthday to you too, Seebach!
Jeez, I had no idea November 6 was such an auspicious day!
I love NYMary.
pie
As do we all!
Hey Mary and evening all....
Anyways, Bobo is so lame. I saw his pasty grey face and mealy mouff lips this morning on CSPAN. Made me wanna sucker-punch him in the head.
Tardy condolences, NTodd. (I do lack a certain, how you say, currency in these threadzillas). I suppose--hell, I know it helps that she's not an only...pet. Also that you've been through it before. I remember when my Foofless died, and I never want to go through that again. Multiple kitties provide a certain amount of grief insurance. I hope...
My previous dog, Fang, died in my arms and believe it nor not it was a beautiful experience for me. I miss her, of course, but I am very glad I was there and it was peaceful and spiritual.
I must confess there's way too many Simpsons that I haven't seen.
seebach,
Et tu?
Central Scrutinizer
What is a "Simpsons"?
Were the sheets soaking wet? Was a freight train running through the middle of your head?
You know that only you can cool my desire.
Which reminds me of a syllogism:
Fire is hot.
I am hot.
Therefore, I'm on fire.
Quoth Dr. Spring, er...Science.
I feel old. Werner Heisenberg was already an established physicist by my age. And I haven't even created an uncertainty principle yet. Well, not an original one.
NYMary: happy bday..
Is it just me of is Bobo's head grey?
Man, carlin is going nuts on live television and taking everyone with him.
"It's called The American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe in it."
Werner Heisenberg was already an established physicist by my age.
I don't think you want to model your life on his, though.
Except make Thers wait on you all day long.
Fat bloody chance....
Hey steve, do you have any Great Buildings? Have I asked you this?
I feel old. Werner Heisenberg was already an established physicist by my age. And I haven't even created an uncertainty principle yet. Well, not an original one.
We are all our own persons. Don't let the measure of another be yours.
Also: buy low, sell high. And never eat spinach with a stranger.
GWPDA, don't feel ashamed. It's a known disorder: late-onset autopantsing. It's sometimes referred to as "autodepantsing".
It's a confusing phenomenon.
But it's not uncommon for people to dissociate during initial episodes.
Clinical literature is filled with anecdotal descriptions, e.g. "It was like my pants just walked off me"; "I felt, like, a tingling chill, then a big gust of wind or something blew up and the next thing I knew my pants were draped across that bush"; "I swear it felt like lizards were clawing at my hip pockets-- and the next thing I remember, I was standing in front of my mailbox wondering why my pants were stuffed inside it..."
You get the idea. I cannot stress this enough, dear-- help is available. Don't be too proud; we're all in your corner.
HappY Birthday on the morrow
NYMary
please allow me to bump thee
I voted in 2000 on my 18th birthday. When I blew out the candles, I made a wish that Bush would lose.
Sorry everybody.
I dunno if it's grey, Incog, but he doesn't look healthy. More Silly Putty colored, I should think.
I cannot stress this enough, dear-- help is available. Don't be too proud; we're all in your corner.
I'm not in her corner. I'm too busy doing laundry.
Peace and Humptiness forever
I feel old. Werner Heisenberg was already an established physicist by my age. And I haven't even created an uncertainty principle yet. Well, not an original one.
Happy birthday. Welcome to the Weldschmertz.
And I haven't even created an uncertainty principle yet. Well, not an original one.
Seebach
You'll manage. Happy birthday!
Original sin: I poked a badger with a spoon!
Seebach, 23?
Happy birthday to you.
Makes me feel ancient. I've got a son, age 27 on the 19th. A daughter, age 25, and my youngest son age 20 on the 9th.
By the way, are you left-handed? Both my sons are, makes me feel like it's a November thing.
Quoth Dr. Spring, er...Science.
"I know more than You Do..."
oooh
Seebach too
Happy Birthday
Please allow me to bump thee
HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!!!
Just sayin....
Original sin: I poked a badger with a spoon!
There is no spoon.
"I know more than You Do..."
I've got a Masters Degree...In SCIENCE!
Damn, now I've got Thomas Dolby in my head.
rorschach: Original sin: I poked a badger with a spoon!
Badgers?
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Can't wait 'til Howard Dean is Preznit! AAAAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrrghhhh!
Seems my PIC has forsaken me...
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rorschach: Original sin: I poked a badger with a spoon!
Badgers?
Mushroom...MUSHROOM!
Eek, a snake, a snake, oooooh, it's a snaaaaaake....
I'm not left-handed, just a leftie.
What scares me about Bobo and the trolls and their ilk is how overinvested they are in believing in George, like no amount of evidence can sway them. That can't be psychologically healthy, and they'll get more and more desperate as he goes down.
By the way, are you left-handed? Both my sons are, makes me feel like it's a November thing.
mer
I was born on the 30th, and I'm right-handed as can be.
AAAAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrrghhhh!
tater pie |
why so much hate my republican friend
too many indictments?
I reiterate my peace and humptiness forever
Keep the faith, NYMary. Howard Dean will have his day. AAAAAAAAAaaaaarggggghhhhhh@!
Not left handed, but I did escape brainwashing by the craaaaazy teachers at school.
AAAAAAAAAaaaaarggggghhhhhh@!
tater pie
so much anger
And doesn't mr. tot know thbat Dick morris says it's hillary vs. Condi in 08!
Happy birthday to all having birthdays tomorrow(and anyone who had birthday today, too.
If you speak to Desi, please try to talk her into processing the outstanding bathwater orders, please.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Email | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 10:30 pm |
Oh, you betcha!
I feel old. Werner Heisenberg was already an established physicist by my age. And I haven't even created an uncertainty principle yet. Well, not an original one.
Are you sure?
Damn, now I've got Thomas Dolby in my head.
Could be worse
"Chickens are Vegetables"
for the final time
Good night
I mean, when the Clinton stuff was coming down in 98, I'm sure most of us were disappointed and annoyed, at the Republicans, at him for giving them any bullshit excuse to work with. But we believed that it happened, that the substance of the charges was true. Stupid and beside the point and not a worthy reason to impeach, but basically true.
I just don't see that kind of intellectual honesty on the right.
Preznit Bush. Biggest. Liar. Ever.
He had that fake turkey in Iraq.
Cherchez the oil, friends, cherchez the oil.
What scares me about Bobo and the trolls and their ilk is how overinvested they are in believing in George, like no amount of evidence can sway them. That can't be psychologically healthy, and they'll get more and more desperate as he goes down.
Of all the things I can't imagine, the thing I really can't imagine is what it'll be like - a decade or two from now - to look back and say "I was a shill for George W. Bush's failed regime."
That can't possibly feel good.
I'm not left-handed, just a leftie.
Same here. I'm wildly leftist, but really can only do one thing with my left hand...
i'm reformed too. well, not really reformed. i just don't get to drink nearly as much as i'd like to.
Yeah. You are so right, sister. There is a HUGE difference between the lies of President Bill Clinton and those of Bushy McHitler Chimp and his Evil Minions. Clinton was a Democrat. And They are Republicans (!!!).
really can only do one thing with my left hand...
Type?
but really can only do one thing with my left hand...
rorschach
There's lots of uses for one's left hand. I'll send ya some testimonials...
i cant tell if some of them know they are being intellectually dishonest. i dont know where denial slides into delusion, but some of them dont seem to have a basic grasp of reality.
Original sin: I poked a badger with a spoon!
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you should be fine as long as you never tease a weasel.
Oh, fuck off, troll. The grownups are talking. And if you can't see the difference between ltying about sex and lying about war, you're undoubtedly a virgin. From Bobo's World.
You are so right, Phila. We must do our shilling for Howard Dean and defeat the lies of lying Bush Chimpy McHItler.
I just don't see that kind of intellectual honesty on the right.
NYMary |
For you have eyes, and can see.
Jeffraham--sorry, dude, you're stuck with us.
Keep the faith, NYMary. Howard Dean will have his day. AAAAAAAAAaaaaarggggghhhhhh@!
tater pie | Email | 11.05.05 - 11:00 pm | #
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learn to spell, dumbass. it's "yeeaaarrrrrgh!"
you should be fine as long as you never tease a weasel.
Cause they'll rip your flesh.
You are right, NYMary. Fuck off, you troll! THe lies of Bush HItler MOnkey will be exposed here.
More cherchez le cash.
Central--Weasels Ripped My Flesh!
Cause they'll rip your flesh.
I see we're speaking frankly.
Wow...the trolls are trying out the "who cares what the GOP does 'cause both parties are corrupt" gambit.
Good luck with that, friends.
What scares me about Bobo and the trolls and their ilk is how overinvested they are in believing in George, like no amount of evidence can sway them. That can't be psychologically healthy, and they'll get more and more desperate as he goes down.
NYMary
The non-believer will never really understand the Believer mentality, other than intellectually, and that's like having a mathematical understanding of music, but never feeling that zing! in your innards when the musician/band/orchestra gets it just right.
Only exactly backwards...
You are right. Those fucking Brownshirt Wingnuts don't know what it is to live in a reality based thing.
Seebach--unless your name is Diebold, we don't blame you.
Central--Weasels Ripped My Flesh!
sallyh,Madame Poissonniere |
Which is nothing to haviong them rip your Wazoo. Grand or otherwise...
sallyh: Jeffraham--sorry, dude, you're stuck with us.
It's not so bad.
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Well, yesterday was big sister RunawayRose's birthday (she's more of a Kossack), so y'all are in good company. May tomorrow be a good day for each and all: NYMary, Seebach, and Central Scrutinizer.
NTodd, been there with four of mine. Three I buried under the apple tree in my yard; the fourth died a week after the ice storm that took the tree down. I had her cremated - frozen ground, you know. Each one was wrapped in an old flannel shirt and had a couple of toys and a piece of beef jerky tucked in with them. I showed them to the other cats before taking them out to the yard (down to the vet's office for the one.} You can't explain what has happened to the beasties but they know death when they see it.
Anyway, you've been through this with other pets. I am willing to pay the price in grief for the love I've given and gotten. I'm sure you are too. Cuddle your dear old Saffron from me too.
My Mom's birthday is tomorrow. She's going to be 58.
I'm celebrating having completed 16 job applications by watching Eddie Izzard tonight...
I see we're speaking frankly.
The lack of a rimshot emoticon will be the death of us all.
you should be fine as long as you never tease a weasel.
Cause they'll rip your flesh.
At night, the ice weasels come...
A big bottle of dry red wine, an 87% dark chocolate bar, a b-day for two of my fave Atriots, fifteen hours left on my "Unseen Cinema" DVD set, a troll suicide at Kos, and a troll meltdown here.
It's fixing up to be an OK night, all things considered.
I'm celebrating having completed 16 job applications by watching Eddie Izzard tonight...
That seems wise. I was watching a program about lesbian monkeys (I am not kidding) when Thers preempted it for the Miami game.
Tater Tot is looking for some deep penetration.
really can only do one thing with my left hand...
All out tRo0Lz are ambidextrosexual...
At night, the ice weasels come..
I like mine neat.
The lack of a rimshot emoticon will be the death of us all.
Boom-chick!
I was watching a program about lesbian monkeys (I am not kidding) when Thers preempted it for the Miami game.
NYMary
That clinches it. You guys are the real-life Hi and Lois.
I was watching a program about lesbian monkeys (I am not kidding) when Thers preempted it for the Miami game.
Thers is uncomfortable with lesbian monkeys because he has some...issues. Number one being he's a Hurricane fan.
That clinches it. You guys are the real-life Hi and Lois.
"I guess it's better than the Lockhorns," she said dubiously.
a troll suicide?
"I guess it's better than the Lockhorns," she said dubiously.
NYMary
At least Thers doesn't have a serrated upper lip, like Leroy.
Central--you owe it to yourself to see the Stonecutters ep.
In the meantime, enjoy the lyrics.
NYMary-Bonobos? It's a great story of female alliances against infanticide by alpha males.
lesbian monkey programs are ok i guess. i prefer gay penguin documentaries though.
I am willing to pay the price in grief for the love I've given and gotten
Yes Ahianne, we know that the relationship with us will be transient, but we still make pets a part of our lives. They add so much...
That seems wise. I was watching a program about lesbian monkeys (I am not kidding) when Thers preempted it for the Miami game.
NYMary
Lesbian monkeys v. gay football players.
Tough call, that.
If you haven't seen the movie "Aimee and Jaguar," by the by, do so. I was weeping openly by the end. And you know how macho I am.
That clinches it. You guys are the real-life Hi and Lois.
"I guess it's better than the Lockhorns," she said dubiously.
Or Beetle Bailey.
(Okay, I don't really know what that means...)
If you missed my post earlier, I will be interviewing Rod Dixon, an NZ athlete, on my upcoming NZ video podcast about his experience during the Munich Games.
Walter, link? I would LOVE to hear/read that.
But, I disagree w/you re: Sir Paul. I would not cross the street to see/hear him. Just me, though.
This is for Central:
Stonecutters' Song
a troll suicide?
pretzelattack
Yeah, "ether" posted that he couldn't bear to shill for BushCo any longer. Called himself an "uber-troll" at Eschaton. Funny stuff!
Yeah, Bonobos were one of the breeds they were loking at. Apparently their clitori are quite conveniently located.
Stonecutters' Song
sallyh,Madame Poissonniere |
hee hee......you so rock sh, MP.
i prefer gay penguin documentaries though.
NOOOOO! PENGUINS ARE NOT GAY! THEY ARE HETERO AND MONOGAMOUS AND PROVE CONSERVATIVE IDEALS ARE THE ONLY NATURAL WAY TO LIVE AND BLESSED BY GOD AND SHIT AND MY CAPS LOCK SEEMS STUCK
NTodd-wish Mother Pritsky a most happy birthday. My, she's a young one! As in, she's only 8 years older than me, and I'm sure after raising you, she doesn't feel a day over 100.
Yeah, Bonobos were one of the breeds they were loking at. Apparently their clitori are quite conveniently located.
Sort of like that joke about the woman who goes to see the doctor because she has an orgasm whenever she sneezes (and he gives her snuff)?
Yeah, Bonobos were one of the breeds they were loking at. Apparently their clitori are quite conveniently located.
An obvious sign of intelligent design. But it doesn't explain why Santorum has his dick coming out of his forehead.
Shhh, NTodd, it's okay, honey. Really.
The show was "In Search of Gay Animals," but I only got to see the first half. No idea if they moved onto penguins.
Bed now, and laundry tomorrow, or laundry now, and bed tomorrow?
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SallyH, you are younger than me.
Northern Lights now. OK, it was strictly commercial, but I like it...
Sallyh,
Thank you!
well its usually possible to postpone laundry for one more day.
Yeah, "ether" posted that he couldn't bear to shill for BushCo any longer. Called himself an "uber-troll" at Eschaton. Funny stuff!
Huh.
Happy birthday tomorrow to all- I'm confused about the natal headcount.
Peace to you and the old girl, NTodd.
Jeffraham--that depends upon if we're boring you
sallyh,Madame Poissonniere - Thanks, that's great. I love that episode!
Apparently their clitori are quite conveniently located.
NYMar
Obviously, they were one of those species the Devil intelligently designed.
NYMary-Bonobos? It's a great story of female alliances against infanticide by alpha males.
spinoza | 11.05.05 - 11:16 pm
Bonobos (chimps actually rather than monkeys) use sex generally as a way of defusing aggression.
NTodd,
My best wishes to yer mother!
I can eat reasonably competently with my left hand. Which came in handy a few weeks back when I got my right hand between a boat and a car.
*Sigh* They're going to be playing with the boat next weekend if the weather cooperates, but I gotta work. Besides, it's going to be on a lake up near Athens; about a 90 mile drive each way if I could go.
Oh Christ, It's a MMMM World is on channel 13, and Jimmy Durante is about to literaaly kick the bucket.
Bonobos (chimps actually rather than monkeys) use sex generally as a way of defusing aggression.
panda
Unlike Republicans, who use aggression as a way of defusing sex.
My, she's a young one! As in, she's only 8 years older than me, and I'm sure after raising you, she doesn't feel a day over 100.
Heh. She waddled, rather gravid, on stage to get her BA, and had me barely a month after she graduated college. Almost died when I was 3 (which is why I went to live with Euell Gibbons), was told by her doctor back in the 80s that she wouldn't live past 50. And here she is, still granting Dad permission to buy toys and worrying too much about her only child...
Bonobos (chimps actually rather than monkeys) use sex generally as a way of defusing aggression.
This, of course, explains why the conservatives like war so much....
Just don't ask me to watch a documentary about stinking-assed hetero puke monkeys.
sallyh: Jeffraham--that depends upon if we're boring you
Not at all! I just have laundry to do before I work tomorrow afternoon, and it's an ordeal, y'know.
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Shhh, NTodd, it's okay, honey. Really.
NOW will you hold me?
Just don't ask me to watch a documentary about stinking-assed hetero puke monkeys.
With soup.
This, of course, explains why the conservatives like war so much....
NYMary
Beat ya to it! But to be fair, I had a one-year-and-24-day headstart on you.
NTodd--is the illness she had when she was young the reason for her disability?
I'm glad that your dad is so well trained. Stef needs to work harder on you.
Bonobos (chimps actually rather than monkeys) use sex generally as a way of defusing aggression.
And now George Michael's "Faith" is tromping through my mind...
i'm not an expert, but i don't think that bonobos are genetically different from other chimps. they just have a different culture.
Bonobos (chimps actually rather than monkeys) use sex generally as a way of defusing aggression.
Calling Konrad Lorenz, calling Konrad Lorenz. How you say 'makeup sex' auf Deutsch?
Bonobos (chimps actually rather than monkeys) use sex generally as a way of defusing aggression
Hmmm, I have alot of aggression I need defused...
Calling Konrad Lorenz, calling Konrad Lorenz.
He's busy carving out lebensraum in Hell.
NOW will you hold me?
Sure.
I have a theory that what really freaks Republicans out is nonprocreative sexuality of any kind. And the female orgasm, which of course serves no evolutionary purpose, or at least not a settled one. (I recall reading something about this a few months ago, though....)
Jeffraham--I'd do the laundry now and sleep as late as possible. You could get extra Curly-massages in, too!
What's really crazy, not only my two sons born in November, is that their cousin, also born in Nov., is also left-handed.
And proudly against Bushwad & co.
Hmmm, I have alot of aggression I need defused...
But how conveniently is your clitoris located?
And the female orgasm, which of course serves no evolutionary purpose, or at least not a settled one.
I thought I had read it caused, and the indelicate terminology is not my own, the cervix to... suck in... fluid?
Oh, and NTodd? There is no such thing as worrying too much about one's kids. It's what moms do.
I have a theory that what really freaks Republicans out is nonprocreative sexuality of any kind.
Well, if fucking ten-year-old boys counts as "nonprocreative," then I think I'll have to disagree.
Evening all.
NYMary: Happy Bday. We just celebrated the birthday of the the youngest of the David clan today.
After watching Texas beatup on Baylor today, I was hoping that the USC/Stanford game would have been a bit more entertaining. Alas it is not to be.
sallyh: Jeffraham--I'd do the laundry now and sleep as late as possible. You could get extra Curly-massages in, too!
Well, that's the pickle -- I haven't had a lot of luck with sleeping late, recently... at least not restful sleep.
The job keeps me energized, though -- it's not tiring.
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Olaf,
Maybe, maybe not. Certainly not all chimps are built like the Bonobos. But to what extent this part of their culture is a response to a specific physiological build is a matter of debate, I guess.
Olaf glad and big,
Aren't they a sub-species?
Yeah, "ether" posted that he couldn't bear to shill for BushCo any longer. Called himself an "uber-troll" at Eschaton. Funny stuff!
Phila
And we're believing that shit. I'm gonna buy that anyone with a 2 digit IQ would think trolling a blog comments section was an important thing to do. Riiiiight...
NTodd--is the illness she had when she was young the reason for her disability?
Yeah, an immuno thing. Originally thought to be lupus, then 'atypical Henoch-Schoenlein purpura', and now...who the fuck knows. Body rejects its own organs, arthritis, and all sorts of other fun things.
Oddly enough, she and Stef take many of the same meds (Stef has fibro). It's very annoying having them in the same room together, what with all their talk about dosages and side effects and the latest studies...
I thought I had read it caused, and the indelicate terminology is not my own, the cervix to... suck in... fluid?
Possibly. In the Middle Ages, it was widely believed that women could only conceive if they had an orgasm.
i'm not an expert, but i don't think that bonobos are genetically different from other chimps. they just have a different culture.
Bonobos for years were thought to be chimps. In fact they were called smaller or little chimps. But most scientists now regard them as a separate species from chimps.
So happy birthday to NTodd's mother too. And commiseration on putting up with him for lo these many years. And a big "Pththhhb" for inflicting him on the world.
But how conveniently is your clitoris located?
Well if I had one, and if it was conveniently located I probably wouldn't have as much aggression to defuse.
NTodd--ah, the daughter she never had.
Still, Stef sounds remarkably vital for one with fibro. My brother has it and spent 2 years bedridden; he's 48 and retired. of course, being a fellow at Sun with all those luscious stock options made it possible.
NOW will you hold me?
Sure.
Cool.
I have a theory that what really freaks Republicans out is nonprocreative sexuality of any kind.
Of course. It's icky and stuff, and if you're not going to make a baby, then why bother?
And the female orgasm, which of course serves no evolutionary purpose, or at least not a settled one. (I recall reading something about this a few months ago, though....)
Oh, I read that the Big O was useful. Opinions vary.
i'm not an expert, but i don't think that bonobos are genetically different from other chimps. they just have a different culture.
Olaf glad and big (elitist for | Email | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 11:25 pm
Actually they're a different species. The commmon chimp is much more prone to violence than the bonobo, or pygmy chimp. In the latter case, but not the former, sex is used to defuse violence. So, as long as one has in mind the common chimp when referring to chimpy, the usage is apt.
Well if I had one, and if it was conveniently located I probably wouldn't have as much aggression to defuse.
The job keeps me energized, though -- it's not tiring.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
They didn't start you out on the loading dock?
Cum see the new SHEETS I stained.
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I thought I had read it caused, and the indelicate terminology is not my own, the cervix to... suck in... fluid?
Or so Desmond Morris would have you believe.
Oh, I read that the Big O was useful. Opinions vary.
Oh, it's useful.
(I recall reading something about this a few months ago, though....)
It probably had to do with Elizabeth Lloyd's anti-adaptationist book on female orgasm, which is well worth reading.
Especially for me, since I read a half-baked gloss on that book in some newspaper, attacked Dr. Lloyd viciously on my blog, and was forced to eat copious amounts of shit after she e-mailed me and politely straightened me out.
She's a very, very nice person.
Jeffraham--well, you could curl up with the Curly critter, watch some brain dead TV and call it a night.
The owl has many loose threads tonight.
Damn, lesbian monkeys work as well as poetry or physics! Who'd've thunk?
Oh, I read that the Big O was useful. Opinions vary.
Oh, it's useful.
Of that, I have no doubt.
Oh, I read that the Big O was useful. Opinions vary.
NTodd
Could it be that satisfied cavewomen had a markedly reduced tendency to bash their mates over the head with a studded club in their sleep?
And thay can be read either way...
Atrios has a new post, but it is depressing as hell, so this birthday thread might be worth more than the newer one.
You know what's not so useful? A web proxy that never shows owls coming on sheets until well after Frist has been there.
Possibly. In the Middle Ages, it was widely believed that women could only conceive if they had an orgasm.
And in the GOP's new middle ages, they can't conceive of women having an orgasm.
Oh, I read that the Big O was useful. Opinions vary.
The debate isn't so much about whether it's useful on some level - I think everyone agrees it is - as about whether it's a specific adaptation.
There's no such thing as depressing anymore. It's just "more stuff everybody knew except now we can prove it."
Atrios has a new post, but it is depressing as hell, so this birthday thread might be worth more than the newer one.
mer
I don't know...seems like another wallop on the stake in BushCo's heart, to me.
Bonobos (chimps actually rather than monkeys) use sex generally as a way of defusing aggression.
Sweet Surrender Monkeys?
Are they French?
And in the GOP's new middle ages, they can't conceive of women having an orgasm.
Well, it's hard work!
And in the GOP's new middle ages, they can't conceive of women having an orgasm.
Well, it's hard work!
Totally! It requires all that foreplay, and creativity, and an in-depth knowledge of the Kama Sutra, and the Tao of Sex, and The Move, and a good embouchure, and patience, and love and all sorts of other hippy fucked up shit.
58. So young!!!!
It requires all that foreplay, and creativity, and an in-depth knowledge of the Kama Sutra, and the Tao of Sex, and The Move, and a good embouchure, and patience, and love and all sorts of other hippy fucked up shit.
It also helps to like the person you're with, which is why Laura and Lynne are undoubtedly dependent upon electronic assistance.
It also helps to like the person you're with, which is why Laura and Lynne are undoubtedly dependent upon electronic assistance.
An chemical assistance.
LAte to the roast here, but here goes anyway--
Squilliam -- "...Thomas Nast pigs-at-the-trough cartoon"
Oh yes, something has changed. These folks ARE the cartoons made flesh.
Brooks and Bush share that tell-tale self-righteous smirk. I leave the room when either appears on screen. It's worse than porn.
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