I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
bush lies
oh oh dead thread
Oh my, davedave is first. Maybe, after typing this, I will be second or third or fourth, or not.
Weird. Parallel universe thread. Now I just gotta stop Booth from killing Lincoln!
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Wait. The guy's name is "Alibi"?
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does it say LIBI on the LABL?
If it has taken them this long to determine their sources were full of shit, we are probably doomed.
I'm getting the sense that a few investigative journalists are remembering how to do their jobs...
evening batses
Devon had his first trip the emergency room tonight
they superglued his chin back together though
Ugh.
THEY are doomed.
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If it has taken them this long to determine their sources were full of shit--
No. It has taken the presstitutes this long to finally admit they knew all along the administration's sources were full of shit.
They wanted their war.
They don't mind torture. Hell, they LIKE it. Makes them feel manly.
So they got their torture AND their war.
What's not to like? It's all good.
at this point they could probably admit that the Iraq WMD intelligence came from the back of a Cheerios box and the pundits would nod their heads gravely.
Ack, matthew! I hope he's okay.
What, ho?
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TOO Thready around here.
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It just makes me sick to see lawyers defending this horrific shit. They should lose their licenses to practice law (at a minimum).
Matthew--ain't parenthood grand? I hope Devon's well.
Dermabond is great stuff.
"but everyone KNEW Saddam had a full day's supply of Vitamin A, the real question is, where did he hide it???"
where's the other open thread i was on? It vanished!
fuck them all, short and tall, large and small...mainly, though, fuck them and their lies.
So, we tortured our way to obtaining bad information which was used to justify the war in Iraq which...
Say my name, bitch!
"Lies and the Lying Liars"
Speaking of Atrios...
"So, we tortured our way to obtaining bad information which was used to justify the war in Iraq which..."
One lie, one distortion, and one disgusting display of why you are a cancer for the Democratic party. Hopefully they can excise you before it is too late.
Thanks for 2004.
Oh and PS, after stoking the anything but Bush hyper partisan hatred for going on several years, isnt it ironic that Atrios had absolutely nothing to say about Molotov cocktails thrown in SF, Argentina, France and Denmark during supposedly "peaceful" anti-war rallies?
But then again, that jibes perfectly with Atrios's laughable "I support the troops" bullshit.
Oh, so Bush tortured al-Libi into lying to him so he could have his war.
Jesus H. Christ. Every time you thing you've heard the worst possible thing, another one comes out.
Everyone knows Saddam had the capability to deliver part of this nutritous breakfast to the shores of the UK within 45 minutes.
nymary
yeah, he's ok...I was thinking bandaid, mom was thinking get the hell to the hospital...she won, but it was the right thing to do. he was running around the kitchen and tripped right in front of a chair and hit it. 1/2 inch gash which was glued back together with that cool ass dermabond stuff...finally a use for superglue
As I noted below, the truth doesn't matter to them. That's what's really scariest, I think, because as more and more facts come to light to call bullshit on the whole project, they'll react like cornered animals. So far, they think they can chuck a scapegoat at us every couple of months, but that won't work forever.
I see that Cog is still stupid.
Do they really have cruise ships to Somalia?
oops I crapped my pants
You bastard, you put me in a limbo thread. As in life, as in cyberspace.
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not only is Cog stupid, but irrelevant.
Co--
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Sarah D--
Fuck them all inside a house
Fuck them all with a mouse
Fuck them all inside a car
Fuck them all inside a car
Fuck them here, fuck them there
Fuck the wingnuts everywhere.
With apologies to Dr. Seuss.
al-Libi sounds like a fake name from a silly mystery novel.
But that's all historical stuff. It's time to move on.
matthew,
Actually, I've never been to the emergency room with any but my first, and then only for a stomach flu. No idea why: they just don't get hurt. (knock wood)
I owned that limbo thread.
SQUEAKcooogggSQUEAKcooogggSQUEAKcooogggSQUEAK
Goddammit! Now it sounds like the bearing's gonna go on that trollbot! Sonofabitch, these things eat lube...
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i don't like Hillary anymore, make her go away please
and where is the other thread where we were on saying "Sideways" and "lost in translation" were overhyped?
Weird. Parallel universe thread. Now I just gotta stop Booth from killing Lincoln!
NOOOOOO! That will fuck up everything that comes after. Didn't you learn anything from Twilight Zone?
I just want to say that I was prominently featured in this year's Philadelphia City Paper reader's poll, front and center in the music and arts section. Of course no one will ever know b/c the arrogant fucktards I work for take all the credit ..
ok, carry on.
sarah d--that fourth line should be 'fuck them all with rebar'
Wine. It's what's for dinner!
Do they really have cruise ships to Somalia?
I went to cosmopolitian Mogadishu on my honeymoon. Wonderful town. Bought a couple of grenade launchers for me and the missus. They have these great little shishkabab things over every corner.
Weird. Parallel universe thread. Now I just gotta stop Booth from killing Lincoln!
But then he'd have to let Hitler go!
I see that Cog is still stupid.
Central Stonecutter | Email | 11.05.05 - 11:38 pm
That's why he's a cog.
Plum P: and where is the other thread where we were on saying "Sideways" and "lost in translation" were overhyped?
Sounds like something I said a week or more ago! 
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i didnt quite grasp what the point about riots in other countries had to do with lying about the reasons for war in this country. i guess the strategy is to pile up enough non sequiters in the hopes that a argument will result.
Parallel universe thread
where's Doctor Who when we need him?
If Cheney tortured Cog, would we get anything more useful than "Shire...Baggins!" from him?
MSMBC actually published this? Amazing, they media whores are no longer pimp-whipped.
I owned that limbo thread.
William H. Rehnquist
HAH! I think NOT. I was using your detachable head for a soccer ball while I awaited Ari Fleischer's steaming head on a platter... and I was FIRST, too! Yeah, that's it.
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i didnt quite grasp what the point about riots in other countries had to do with lying about the reasons for war in this country.
Muslim. France. Something something.
"So, we tortured our way to obtaining bad information which was used to justify the war in Iraq which..."
that helps to explain the cheneymaggot's insistence on torture - it facilitates his lies. "
Jeffraham--I want you to give Curly some petses from auntie Sally.
I see that Cog is still stupid.
Did you actually read it? I pretty much skip right past any troll comment more than, say, 3 lines long.
And we're still talking about lesbian monkeys and the female orgasm!
Damn, I love this place.
pretzelattack: i didnt quite grasp what the point about riots in other countries had to do with lying about the reasons for war in this country. i guess the strategy is to pile up enough non sequiters in the hopes that a argument will result.
Same idiot "logic" that makes mere mention of water hoses a racist incident.
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Wine. It's what's for dinner!
It's not just for breakfast anymore...
What do you think would happen to Bush, Cheney, and Rummy "In the Penal Colony"? Just askin.
fuck them all with rebar'
ow.
btw anyone following the French riots? I guess no one told the interior minister that calling the muslim underclass "scum" in the press was kind of a bad idea.
al-Libi sounds like a fake name from a silly mystery novel.
My first reaction was that it was some kind of bizarre Scooter joke.
NOOOOOO! That will fuck up everything that comes after. Didn't you learn anything from Twilight Zone?
NTodd
Wow. Check out this cool butterfly that's crushed under my heel! OH MY GOD, GEORGE BUSH IS PRESIDENT! WHAT HAVE I DONE?
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Jeffraham: yeah, i remember someone here warned me about "sideways", but after the extremely irritating "closer" last saturday, "sideways" is much better.
Addington and Cheney probably sat in Cheney's office watching videos of this shit.
THEY are doomed.
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MisterX
NO, WE are doomed. We're dealing with liars. The damage, including the war costs, is over $1 trillion. I don't know how we're going to recover. The entire sewage plant has yet to hit the giant fan.
sallyh: Jeffraham--I want you to give Curly some petses from auntie Sally.
Indeed, he shall have them!
Right now, he's hanging out on the balcony, as the wind just howls through the pines, and the temp is still in the low 70F range...
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If Cheney tortured Cog, would we get anything more useful than "Shire...Baggins!" from him?
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 11:42 pm
Cheney would. He'd have cog opened up to receive his authoritay (not that he wouldn't do it willingly anyway).
Did you actually read it? I pretty much skip right past any troll comment more than, say, 3 lines long.
Yeah, I did, just out of curiosity. Samo-samo.
I guess no one told the interior minister that calling the muslim underclass "scum" in the press was kind of a bad idea.
You think?
I have done a couple of posts scary enough to qualify as late Halloween posts...
But here's a Happy Halloween post.
Wow, Cog stopped by to spew his bile.
I suppose it is good for him to get it out. If it builds up too much you can get really sick.
If Cheney tortured Cog, would we get anything more useful than "Shire...Baggins!" from him?
NTodd
prolly something about sexual abuse at the hands of David Brooks
and I was FIRST, too! Yeah, that's it.
Another liberal lie! I was first, third, fourth....
I owned limbo. I was the toast of limbo. Paris Hilton even wanted to date me. Or at least foo around.
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TOO Thready around here.
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William H. Rehnquist
As soon as the honor guard clears out from your grave, I'm pissing on you, you monster.
And we're still talking about lesbian monkeys and the female orgasm!
Damn, I love this place.
NYMary
Oh, good, I made it home in time for the monkey and sex thread.
Strangely, under a New York Times torture post...
Jeepers H.Christmas. I'm so ashamed of my sick ass government.
And we're still talking about lesbian monkeys and the female orgasm!
We are? Sorry, but I need to consult my doctor as soon as I hit Publish.
Wow. Check out this cool butterfly that's crushed under my heel! OH MY GOD, GEORGE BUSH IS PRESIDENT! WHAT HAVE I DONE?
Damn you, MisterX! I told you to stay on the path! I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you...
Hot Lesbian Monkey Sex.
My next band's name.
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I owned limbo. I was the toast of limbo. Paris Hilton even wanted to date me. Or at least foo around.
In the green night-vision light, she looks kind of like a zombie. A limber zombie...
I'm pissing on you, you monster.
Un-dead American or, if you must, zombie.
so un-pc
Hey bigvic!
OT but gotta share what we need for our future in Gilead: http://www.pandagon.net/
archives...ial_1.html#more
I'LL KILL EVERY LIBERAL IN THIS ROOM.
Doesn't Al Libi spell alibi?
Hey, Marcia! I didn't mean to bail on you earlier, but I had a couple of very important and complicated posts I had to see to.
Did you actually read it? I pretty much skip right past any troll comment more than, say, 3 lines long.
Eli
The Lt. Gov. race in Va has trollish commercials. The Rethug candidate is a principal of a firm that was caught stealing insurance money and the Dem candidate's commercials points that out.
In response, the Rethug's commercial says, "They're great about slinging mud about things that happened in the past, but did you know that their candidate is a liberal, with a liberal agenda?"
Yeah, we're crooks, but they are liberals.
And whatever happened to the Abu Ghraib photos?
Is paris burning?
NO, WE are doomed.
Pitchforks and Torches
Well, OK. But first, let's throw the scumballs out, then let's see what we can do about the damage.
Or give up I guess.
Either way.
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NO, WE are doomed.
Pitchforks and Torches
Well, OK. But first, let's throw the scumballs out, then let's see what we can do about the damage.
Or give up I guess.
Either way.
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I think that most everybody with opposable thumbs knew that The Shrubbbery would say whatever it thought it needed to say in order to go play war. Some people agreed that seeing those bombs go off on CNNs night vision cameras would be cool, a lot more didn't
Oh, good, I made it home in time for the monkey and sex thread.
Um...
[looks down at feet]
Would you like to, you know, touch my monkey?
Ror,
What a beautiful family you have! Thanks for up-lifting this thread.
I guess no one told the interior minister that calling the muslim underclass "scum" in the press was kind of a bad idea.
You think?
shit, that's nothing ... just wait till they get a load of our suppressed Abu Ghraib "Americans Gone Wild" video. Board up the windows and avoid public transportation, I say.
isnt it ironic that Atrios had absolutely nothing to say about Molotov cocktails thrown in SF, Argentina, France and Denmark during supposedly "peaceful" anti-war rallies?
They weren't supposed to be peaceful. The foreign protestors were doing the job Americans can't without massive retribution.
Enjoy your Stalinist rethuglican government while it lasts, it's collapsing as we watch.
I'LL KILL EVERY LIBERAL IN THIS ROOM.
by giving us eyestrain?
I'LL KILL EVERY LIBERAL IN THIS ROOM.
Good thing you're alone in your basement, then.
I didn't mean to bail on you earlier, but I had a couple of very important and complicated posts I had to see to.
Eli
It was just time for me to be offeded about something.
Disturbing decor. I like that in a man...
Ack, the Reagan Thing is speaking on CSPAN. Looking for Rehnquist...
OT but gotta share what we need for our future in Gilead: http://www.pandagon.net/ archives...ial_1.html#more
ellroon | Email | 11.05.05 - 11:48 pm | #
So, um, you look to that Jesus ring, and I guess it tells you to have anal and oral sex rather than give your virginity away?
That's what I'm hearing, anyway.
Rehnquist tastes pretty good for a conservative jackass!
Would you like to, you know, touch my monkey?
Is now the time on Eschaton when we dance?
What do you think would happen to Bush, Cheney, and Rummy "In the Penal Colony"? Just askin.
Anyone ever see Papillion? Seinfeld's Uncle Leo was one of the guards. I kept expecting him to go "Hel-lo!"
Stalinist in attitude, same shit, different ideology.
Don't know if this has been said. But when I read the article, all I could think of is that the administration got Pwn3d!
Or was it on purpose?
I'LL KILL EVERY LIBERAL IN THIS ROOM.
dx | 11.05.05 - 11:48 pm
The cockroaches are out.
[looks down at feet]
Would you like to, you know, touch my monkey?
NTodd
All the way down to your feet? Wow, impressive!
bigvic--Palomi deserves all the credit for the uplifting!
"Raising Maidens of Virtue." Well, there's a book for the reading list.
FeralLiberal,
Hey, handsome! Thank goddess for some sanity here. I think the thread is going all "Saturday Night" if you know what I mean.
Is now the time on Eschaton when we dance?
Ja, Liebchen.
A girl suspects her charming uncle of being a serial killer. Directed by Alfred Hitchcock.
Pitchforks and Torches, yeah, that's what I meant. They did it, but since we all live in this country....
Goddamn. I never in my life could have invisioned this. This is terrible.
offeded = offended
But of course you know that.
So, um, you look to that Jesus ring, and I guess it tells you to have anal and oral sex rather than give your virginity away?
That's what I'm hearing, anyway.
Well, Jesus did tell us to turn the other cheek.
The Jesus ring is for punching someone in the face and making a permanent tattoo. At least that's what I'd use it for...
Anyone ever see Papillion?
The book was amazing, the movie so-so.
Natch.
OT but gotta share what we need for our future in Gilead: http://www.pandagon.net/ archives...ial_1.html#more
ellroon | Email | 11.05.05 - 11:48 pm | #
So, um, you look to that Jesus ring, and I guess it tells you to have anal and oral sex rather than give your virginity away?
Now that's a fundamentalist approach I can get behind.
ba-dum. thank you.
Well, OK. But first, let's throw the scumballs out, then let's see what we can do about the damage.
Or give up I guess.
Either way.
Maybe we could hire Clinton to fix this mess (for the 2nd time, the first was Pappy).
Anyone ever see Papillion?
Yup. Civics class. 9th grade. And on TMC or something years later.
All the way down to your feet? Wow, impressive!
No, but my technique makes up for the...shortcomings.
smalfish,
I don't think so, really. I think they made it very clear that there were certain right answers to the questions they were asking, and wrong answers would either be ignored or punished. That way, they have the defense that they were dong the best they could with the info they had, while simultaneously ignoring mountains of evidence that said that info was bullshit.
The torture was just icing.
Interrigation experts could take a hint from the computer geeks; Garbage In, Garbage Out...
too the spreenklers evra one
I'LL EAT EVERY SLICE OF THIS PIZZA AND THEN STILL LEAVE ROOM FOR CHIPWICH!
The Jesus ring is for punching someone in the face and making a permanent tattoo. At least that's what I'd use it for...
Is a Jesus ring like a cockring? Or a cockpunch?
I'LL KILL EVERY LIBERAL IN THIS ROOM.
that's interesting. how do you plan to distribute yourself electronically using HTTP protocol ?
-Palomi deserves all the credit for the uplifting!
Ror, You are correct, sir!
The Unravelling
I bet the pucker factor is up to 4 in the White House. The lies are coming out, and it becomes obvious that they have pissed just about everybody off, and now's the time for payback.
Repeat of Wilson on Larry King in 10 minutes
i'm too loaded, i'm going to bed, ciao
I'LL KILL EVERY LIBERAL IN THIS ROOM.
that's interesting. how do you plan to distribute yourself electronically using HTTP protocol ?
Not HTTP. BitTorrent.
"Raising Maidens of Virtue."
that's hot.
good night and good luck
Hot Lesbian Monkey Sex has a nice ring to it but I still like the alliteration of Leaping lesbian lizards!
Now that's a fundamentalist approach I can get behind.
Or in front of...
Seems the threadlice are angry.
Jesus: Lord of the Cockrings! I went to a continuing education thing today and learned that you should not use silcone based lubricant witha silicone dildo because it will melt the dildo.
so, the gropenfuhrer is a big fat girlie-man afterall. afraid of warren beatty? and annette bening? what a fucking pussy:
Beatty Tries to Crash Schwarzenegger Rally
Beatty and Bening Blocked From Crashing Schwarzenegger Campaign Appearance in San Diego
By MICHAEL R. BLOOD Associated Press Writer
The Associated Press
SAN DIEGO - Actors Warren Beatty and wife Annette Bening tried to crash a campaign appearance Saturday by Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger as the governor sought to drum up last-minute support for a group of statewide ballot measures.
The Hollywood couple strode side-by-side to the entrance of an airport hangar where several hundred of the governor's supporters had gathered.
A Schwarzenegger aide told the "Bulworth" star he was not on the guest list and did not have the appropriate wristband to get inside.
"You have to have a wristband to listen to the governor?" Bening asked. "He represents all of us, right?"
The couple's appearance caused momentary confusion. Just before the governor took the stage, the hangar door was closed literally in their faces. It was later reopened as Schwarzenegger spoke.
Well, night, bats. Love you all, you know that. *mwah!*
It's been a long time, but did the movie have anything about "The Plan"?
I don't recall.
Not HTTP. BitTorrent.
- slaps forehead - of course..
I think the thread is going all "Saturday Night" if you know what I mean
I guess ya gotta blow off a little steam after a rough week. It's the new definition of "bushed" - Fatigue caused by sustained levels of outrage.
All the way down to your feet? Wow, impressive!
Tales From The Poison Control (courtesy of the shadowy & mysterious Codename V.) is great all the way around, but you might want to check out the one called "Dangerous Dick Dave" in particular...
Is a Jesus ring like a cockring? Or a cockpunch?
NTodd
I thought it was like a daisy chain...
Does anyone know if SNL is new this week? They should have a field day with Harriet Miers teaching the ethics class!! Dratch is dead on perfect.
Jesus: Lord of the Cockrings!
Is this like that Jack Black parody?
Jesus: Lord of the Cockrings! I went to a continuing education thing today and learned that you should not use silcone based lubricant witha silicone dildo because it will melt the dildo.
That sounds like a lot more fun than the CLE courses I attend.
Lights out for me.
I wish I may
I wish I might
Have the wish
I wish tonight.
I assume everyone knows what that is.
I don't think so, really. I think they made it very clear that there were certain right answers to the questions they were asking
I'm thinking the AQ operative was feeding them the info they wanted and Osama wanted them to have. It was a win win for both sides.
Of course, the rest of the world turns out to be losers. But what the hey! Is'nt that how the assministration looks at the world anyway?
Assrocket establishes his troll credentials
I don't understand it, and neither does Bill Kristol. The Democrats are mounting the most scurrilous political campaign that has been seen in American politics since the Civil War. The administration can easily win the argument over Iraq, but instead it has abandoned the field to the enemy. Why? Kristol wonders, "[D]o they enjoy being punching bags at the White House?"
Well, night, bats. Love you all, you know that. *mwah!*
Did Thers get lucky? I mean, did Miami win?
It was just time for me to be offeded about something.
Disturbing decor. I like that in a man...
Marcia Brady
WTF? Hahahahahaha. Rock on, Marcia!
I went to a continuing education thing today and learned that you should not use silcone based lubricant witha silicone dildo because it will melt the dildo.
oh, you mean ethics class?
I'LL KILL EVERY LIBERAL IN THIS ROOM.
dx
That's nice, dear. Run along now.
Uh...cockring..punch? ah.... I'm way outta my league here..
Did Thers get lucky? I mean, did Miami win?
I assume so. They were up 27-0 last time I looked. I didn't check to see if Thers was, though.
I wish I may
I wish I might
Have the wish
I wish tonight.
I assume everyone knows what that is.
The Big O?
The administration can easily win the argument over Iraq
if only those dead US soldiers weren't getting in the way..
lies as thick as flies
Withnail,
usually they just aren't this good. You all should visit:
www.goodvibes.com
Has great selection of sex toys. Including the "Rabit Habit" of Sex in the City fame.
"Dangerous Dick Dave" in particular...
Eli
Oh, so very wrong.
The administration can easily win the argument over Iraq
wait a sec, so we've officially gone from a "war on terror" to "argument over terror" ?
We're arguing with them over there so we don't have to argue with them over here? Or something like that ?
Does anyone know if SNL is new this week? They should have a field day with Harriet Miers teaching the ethics class!! Dratch is dead on perfect.
elroy | Email | 11.05.05 - 11:58 pm
They're showing a Calvin Klein guy frenching a dog for a cologne called Canis. Does that sound familiar?
Does anyone know if SNL is new this week? They should have a field day with Harriet Miers teaching the ethics class!! Dratch is dead on perfect.
elroy | Email | 11.05.05 - 11:58 pm
They're showing a Calvin Klein guy frenching a dog for a cologne called Canis. Does that sound familiar?
Evening, all.
Ted Kennedy vs Tom Coburn on with Timmeh tomorrow morning. Teddy will grind that creep into the table.
They were up 27-0 last time I looked. I didn't check to see if Thers was, though.
NYMary
Oy!
sallyh,
operative phrase: fuck them all.
Several times over.
Does anyone know if SNL is new this week? They should have a field day with Harriet Miers teaching the ethics class!! Dratch is dead on perfect.
Commercials.
If by some fluke they show the "I'm a homo, you're a homo, he's a homo, she's a homo, wouldn't you like to be a homo too" commercial, watch for the kid playing chess with the old man - that's me. Um, the kid, that is.
Va Tech got the tar beaten out of them today. So did UCLA.
Ted Kennedy vs Tom Coburn on with Timmeh tomorrow morning. Teddy will grind that creep into the table.
xegar
Then pick his teeth on the remaining bones.
Va Tech got the tar beaten out of them today. So did UCLA.
Good thing it wasn't UNC. They'd just be the Heels.
The Big O?
NTodd
Oh, ho, ho it's magic, you know
Never believe it's not so
It's magic, you know
Never believe it's not so.
I guess ya gotta blow off a little steam after a rough week. It's the new definition of "bushed" - Fatigue caused by sustained levels of outrage.
Feral. Liberal
I understand, and I'm rolling with it. My outrage meter hit 100% long ago. We're all "bushed" at this point.
The whole Wilson affair and Niger Docs was always the weakest link in an otherwise powerful Liberal argument against the war and critique of the administrations lies. This is not the issue to stake everything on.
Va Tech got the tar beaten out of them today. So did UCLA.
The Badgers got beat badly too 
Dratch is dead on perfect.
elroy
Funny thing, she's actually very small and cute. We saw her walking her dog in Chelsea. Well, a dog.
Good thing it wasn't UNC. They'd just be the Heels.
Then their nickname would make even less sense. Like taking the "Nittany" out of the Nittany Lions.
I owned limbo. I was the toast of limbo. Paris Hilton even wanted to date me. Or at least foo around.
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William H. Rehnquist
You ply her with Glog, and get a Chinese blowjob?
The whole Wilson affair and Niger Docs was always the weakest link in an otherwise powerful Liberal argument against the war and critique of the administrations lies. This is not the issue to stake everything on.
Good thing it's not the only thing we're staking things on. And the Plame affair and Niger docs are not so weak as you think. Pull the other one.
Kristol wonders, "[D]o they enjoy being punching bags at the White House?"
Kristol would be good as one of those inflatable punching dummies.
...that's me. Um, the kid, that is.
I remember that.
How did you happen to be involved?
This is not the issue to stake everything on.
fred
Ah, the comforting drone of the concern troll. As faint and sweet as the wings of dragonflies on a drowsy summer day.
I understand, and I'm rolling with it. My outrage meter hit 100% long ago. We're all "bushed" at this point.
bigvic
I had to go out tonight and see actual people, so I'm feeling much less bitchy. Plus, I only drank two beers! Yay for me.
Kristol would be good as one of those inflatable punching dummies.
I'd start with that permanent smirk on his face. The maybe a cockpunch.
Va Tech got the tar beaten out of them today. So did UCLA.
Well, well, well. That puts Texas' National Championship prospects in a new light.
that's me.
The revelation of privledged status.
Liberal argument against the war
a what? How about the fact that it's a clusterfuck? How "liberal" am I being now?
Y'know, I like reading Firedoglake's blog and its comments sometimes. And sometimes I come away from there thinking the administration *can't* be that insanely screwed up and the commenters there must be a bunch of paranoid fantasists. And sometimes I come away and I think it really *is* that insanely screwed up and the commenters there must be merely the first to know what we'll all know soon. So which is it, my bats?
Ah, the comforting drone of the concern troll. As faint and sweet as the wings of dragonflies on a drowsy summer day.
Phila
So nice, it had to be said twice.
"Love comes out of friction, Truth comes out of fiction, purity is interesting but so is superstition..."
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It turns out that all the Liberal Academics on the internet had parents that were academics.
How did you happen to be involved?
When I was in 3rd grade, this NYU film student cast me and a classmate in his student film. He kept bringing us back to re-dub our lines until we were 12 (the final result was pretty freaky).
He would periodically recruit me for his and other people's projects (a documentary about a sushi-eating contest, a failed WW2 Nazi-and-Jewish-kid-bonding movie), and he was the sound guy for the aforementioned SNL commercial, so...
It turns out that all the Liberal Academics on the internet had parents that were academics.
asd
Uh, no.
The whole Wilson affair and Niger Docs was always the weakest link in an otherwise powerful Liberal argument against the war and critique of the administrations lies
If that's the weakest
link then the rest of the arguement must be overwhelming - to one who sense to listen...
Cheney with his lips curling into a sneer would make the best inflatable punching dummy...or maybe Bush with his fake cowboy hat and a battery pack on his back...or maybe Condi with her death glare and siletto boots...
"Dr. Porkenheimer's boner juice"
"If the erection should last more than 24 hours, call a friend and brag about it."
So, we tortured our way to obtaining bad information which was used to justify the war in Iraq which...
Jeeper H. Christmas. I'm so ashamed of our government under Bu$h. That rat bastard and his admin have destroyed our national reputation and thrown our country into a needless battle of phony patriotism.
Bu$h is the greatest divider in the history of this country. I despise him.
Cheney with his lips curling into a sneer would make the best inflatable punching dummy...or maybe Bush with his fake cowboy hat and a battery pack on his back...or maybe Condi with her death glare and siletto boots...
There's money to be made with that idea.
It turns out that all the Liberal Academics on the internet had parents that were academics.
Being smart, they are of course less American.
Just ask Bobo, he'll tell ya.
Dan Rather lied to the American People.
Ah, the comforting drone of the concern troll. As faint and sweet as the wings of dragonflies on a drowsy summer day.
Phila
And as welcome as a wasp in your lemonade...
If by some fluke they show the "I'm a homo, you're a homo, he's a homo, she's a homo, wouldn't you like to be a homo too" commercial, watch for the kid playing chess with the old man - that's me. Um, the kid, that is.
Eli
Damn those Liberal fascists in control of the entertainment industry!
Giving such a role to a hetero puke like you just goes to show... we're all doomed and it's over and we need soup.
drinking liberally, wondering when the nightmare will end, and if.
Wishing self were more eloquent, snarkier, compellingly convincing.
Wiahing, heartily, for Good to overcome Evil.
World has been way out of balance, way too long.
Remain hopeful.
Dan Rather lied to the American People.
President Dan Rather lied?!
It turns out that all the Liberal Academics on the internet had parents that were academics.
citations please?
When I was in 3rd grade, this NYU film student cast me and a classmate in his student film. He kept bringing us back to re-dub our lines until we were 12 (the final result was pretty freaky).
Was it a morphing type effect? It reminds me of a Wonder Bread commercial when I was a kid. "Helps build strong bodies 12 ways" was the slogan and it showed a primitive morphing of a child to an adolescent.
Made me think the fucking bread was some sort of radioactive Hulk nourishment.
"Dr. Porkenheimer's boner juice"
"If the erection should last more than 24 hours, call a friend and brag about it."
Central Stonecutter
Okay, no fair while I'm drinking!
Education is such a terrible thing...so being a child of academics must be veritable child abuse.
Remember Dan Quayle: A mind is a uh..what a terrible thing to lose your mind..(or something like that)
There's no such thing as a paranoid fantasist.
A headline that says it all -- NYT
Chalabi, in Tehran, Meets With Iranian President Before Traveling to U.S. Next Week
It seems a little schizophrenic in here tonight.
Was it a morphing type effect?
No, we reshot very few scenes, but we *dubbed* a lot. So you had 8-year-old kids with 12-year-old voices, splashing around in the rain, interwoven with scenes of storm & flood-related disasters...
I had to go out tonight and see actual people, so I'm feeling much less bitchy. Plus, I only drank two beers! Yay for me.
Marcia Brady
Hahahahahaha. You the woman!
4 out of 5 Dentists recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum.
ojay, outide to suck nicotine into lungs, shoot up, if you will.
Castigate me (or my foul habits) if you like, but remember, I am on your side. I would hope you would have my back as I have yours, despite.
There's no such thing as a paranoid fantasist.
Seebach
I have long been terrified that that might be true.
Okay, no fair while I'm drinking!
Put down the drink and pick up the juice!
For those who do not chew gum, they recommend Cud.
Dan Rather lied to the American People.
hank
So, if I understand hank correctly, George W. Bush, and the rest of the Bush administration lying to the American People to go to war is less significant than the possiblity that Dan Rather told a lie?
Amazing logic, that hank has.
Education is such a terrible thing
No, it's an important thing. But it's always the same old song and dance. My dad was an academic, my dad is a hollywood screenwriter that put me in exclusive private schools, etc. These by the same people advocating social justice.
There's no such thing as a paranoid fantasist.
Seebach
I'm afraid that the paranoid fantasists are out to get me.
Castigate me (or my foul habits) if you like, but remember, I am on your side. I would hope you would have my back as I have yours, despite.
Sarah Deere
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Marcia B--we can fix that problem.
Chalabi, in Tehran, Meets With Iranian President Before Traveling to U.S. Next Week
P O'Neill
Closing on the sale of Iraq to Iran, and just needs Junior to sign the deed?
And collect his commission...
Hahahahahaha. You the woman!
bigvic
I'm trying to be good, but I have very little self-control.
Cud? Not just for Cows anymore!
Plus, I only drank two beers!
Poor dear.
so what happened to gravatar? another failed internet business model? wonder how much VC they grabbed before closing shop.
How many people at Slate or American Prospect went to state schools?
Plus, I only drank two beers!
I wonder how many times cops have heard those words.
Marcia B--Eli is happy to know you have very little self control. He likes that in a woman.
The only conspiracies that are false with the Bush administrations are things they can't do, or didn't do. Not things they won't do or wouldn't do.
For those who do not chew gum, they recommend Cud.
What about CHUD?
Marcia B--Eli is happy to know you have very little self control. He likes that in a woman.
Sallyh knows me so well...
Is "al" Arabic for "Scooter"
Plus, I only drank two beers!
I'm afraid that would only arouse my appetite without bedding her back down.
Plus, I only drank two beers!
Wow, I feel sorry for you.
I downed 3 before dinner was served this evening. 2 with dinner, and one for dessert.
I now have moved on to water, so that I can stop the hangover before it starts.
Eli is happy to know you have very little self control. He likes that in a woman.
Well, he is hetero...
as long as it's sugarless CHUD.
I wonder how many times cops have heard those words.
Max Planck
My ex says that you have to keep asking the driver. The total keeps going up until they finally get pretty close to the truth.
so what happened to gravatar? another failed internet business model? wonder how much VC they grabbed before closing shop.
They're still around. Just not here.
Plus, I only drank two beers!
I wonder how many times cops have heard those words.
I read this as:
"Plus, I only went back two years!
I wonder how many Timecops have heard those words."
No, really. And Mia Sara...whoa.
so what happened to gravatar? another failed internet business model? wonder how much VC they grabbed before closing shop.
sunzoo
I don't know how many Viet Cong prisoners they have taken so far, but Gravatar is still online.
What about CHUD?
NTodd
The very notion gives me tremors.
My ex says that you have to keep asking the driver. The total keeps going up until they finally get pretty close to the truth.
Then it's time for the Miranda Rights TelePrompTer!
"you have the right to remain silent. [nightstick to stomach]"
The very notion gives me tremors.
Now I crave bacon.
I don't know how many Viet Cong prisoners they have taken so far, but Gravatar is still online.
never forget.
I don't know how many Viet Cong prisoners they have taken so far, but Gravatar is still online.
But probably only because Atrios disabled them here...
4 out of 5 Dentists recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum.
I don't wanna grow up, I 'm a Toys R Us kid. They got a million toys at Toys R Us that I can play with.
It seems a little schizophrenic in here tonight
It's the weather, thunderstorms moving through SE Wis. Unusual for November. What's your excuse?
Now I crave bacon.
How do we ward that off?
4 out of 5 Dentists recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum.
I don't wanna grow up, I 'm a Toys R Us kid. They got a million toys at Toys R Us that I can play with.
...Ya got it.
Evening Moonbats. So are the latest revelations enough to damn the current administration and impeach their sorry asses?
With the Republicans in charge? Not likely.
"you have the right to remain silent. [nightstick to stomach]"
Jay C.
You have no idea...
NTodd--I'm not in the mood to cook bacon, and there's no Chicken Kiev left, but we have carrot cake. With cream cheese frosting.
Kristol would be good as one of those inflatable punching dummies.
You should have see Jon Stewart make a complete asshole out of Kristol and all the latter could do was try to hide behind his shit eating smile. Reminded me of Delay's photo-op performance.
It's the weather, thunderstorms moving through SE Wis. Unusual for November. What's your excuse?
FeralLiberal
I kind of meant the name-changing troll. Have some soup.
When it comes to such temptations, don't kev in.
Time to cockpunch all trolls and their enabablers.
Can we just call them unworthy assholes and be done with them? Let's not entertain them. Please.
Gravitars were fun, but the threads sure load faster without them, especially when you're on dial-up.
When it comes to such temptations, don't kev in.
No hamming it up.
carrot cake. With cream cheese frosting.
sallyh,Madame Poissonniere
That's kind of like a vegetable...
No, I'm behaving myself.
Now I crave bacon.
How do we ward that off?
Man, I was hoping someone would get it and allude to Fred. I had faith.
so what happened to gravatar? another failed internet business model? wonder how much VC they grabbed before closing shop.
sunzoo
Gravvies still work OK on, shall we say,...the blogs less travelled by? Yes. It's a bandwidth thang, I think.
Hey, that's whatcha call yer...
whatchamacallit.....
FULL CIRCLE
Terrist attack/suffering->torture -> false information->defensive invasion-> quagmire/suffering->torture->false information->Attacks against innocents->retribution->torture->false information->.....
Sorry. I've been drinking heavily tonight. Things are spinning round and round.
Man, I was hoping someone would get it and allude to Fred. I had faith.
First movie I saw him in was the one about Anais Nin and Henry Miller. It had Uma Thurman in it, too. I can't remember the name of it.
When it comes to such temptations, don't kev in.
No hamming it up.
Gross.
First movie I saw him in was the one about Anais Nin and Henry Miller. It had Uma Thurman in it, too. I can't remember the name of it.
Henry and June?
Man, I was hoping someone would get it and allude to Fred. I had faith.
Glad to hear it was not grossly misplaced.
Henry and June, that's it!
Gravitars were fun, but the threads sure load faster without them, especially when you're on dial-up.
FeralLiberal
I used them to quickly identify comments.lavalamp's was one of my favorites.
Thunder here in Chicago, too. My big bold cat is down in the basement praying. The little timid cat is up n the bedside table looking out the window to see what that racket is. (I love my cats.)
Hey, that's whatcha call yer...
whatchamacallit.....
FULL CIRCLE
[Cue Lion King Music]
"It's the Cirrrrrrrcle.......the Circle of Liiiiiiiife..."
Have some soup
Thank you, and a litte carrot cake for dessert? I have a lovely Riesling that would be perfect...
The John McCain skit on SNL pisses me off.
McCain pisses me off.
Man, I was hoping someone would get it and allude to Fred. I had faith.
Eliza. But Dush ku.
I miss the gravatars, too. There were some very clever ones--like Watertiger's, for example.
I downed 3 before dinner was served this evening. 2 with dinner, and one for dessert.
I now have moved on to water, so that I can stop the hangover before it starts.
David (Austin Tx)
I heart you, dude! You the MAN!
Evening, freethinkers
Thunder and rain in Chicagoland...
My big bold cat is down in the basement praying.
Anybody remember that sci-fi story about the cats in suspended animation. Had an O Henry twist and stuff. Damn, what was that? Memory banks. Failing. Too. Lazy. To google. Stop making sense.
Kids getting a leg up in their parents' field doesn't bother me too much if the kids actually have the talent or ability to merit the spots they get.
For example, it doesn't bother me that Sigourney's Weaver's dad is Fred Weaver, because she's a kick-ass actress who nails every role she does.
George W. Bush, on the other hand....
Oh, Ntodd. So asssstute quoting the lying King.
Is that Bush, Cheney, or Powell?
Central--McCain is someone who has betrayed all of us.
You should have see Jon Stewart make a complete asshole out of Kristol and all the latter could do was try to hide behind his shit eating smile. Reminded me of Delay's photo-op performance.
manowar
And I still wanna know, why do these idiots still go on that show? Do they actually walk offstage thinking, "boy, I sure told him, din' I?". Do they think their people are watching?
And, for that matter, are they?
Man, I was hoping someone would get it and allude to Fred. I had faith.
Eliza. But Dush ku.
True lies, dat.
Anybody remember that sci-fi story about the cats in suspended animation. Had an O Henry twist and stuff
Was Toonces in it?
Oh, Ntodd. So asssstute quoting the lying King.
Is that Bush, Cheney, or Powell?
Yes.
Was Toonces in it?
If he was, it was a cliffhanger.
Anybody remember that sci-fi story about the cats in suspended animation. Had an O Henry twist and stuff
Was Toonces in it?
No driving was involved. Spaceships.
Anybody remember that sci-fi story about the cats in suspended animation.
An oldie? All I can think of is "The Game of Rat and Dragon", but I dunno if there's any SA innit.
Max P--I used to crack up at Toonces.
No driving was involved. Spaceships.
Spayed Invaders?
I'd like to see Toonces and David Addington in a car together.
Sallyh,
Really, I don't get McCain.
No driving was involved. Spaceships.
Spayed Invaders?
The Day the Litterbox Stood Still.
Spayed Invaders?
Inconceivable.
I am glad more sources are starting to carry these stories. The pundits need to know the circumstances behind Curveball and others. Check this article too.
Withnail--only if Toonces is driving.
"Well, Colonel Wilkerson now tell us the orders to torture prisoners came from the highest levels of government, specifically Cheney's office. "
Oh, did that come out? Wow, I'm impressed.
Toonces is just further proof of Intelligent Design.
Or, possibly, evolution.
But you know what I mean...
Fritz Lieber? I guess I could get up...walk over to the bookshelf...find the book...open it...nah.
'Night, all.
And I still wanna know, why do these idiots still go on that show?
I can't imagine why anyone serious agrees to be interviewed for one of the Samantha Bee, Ed Helms type videotaped segments. Do they not know the show?
The Day the Litterbox Stood Still.
Kitty... Barato... Six toes!
Max P--I used to crack up at Toonces.
sallyh,Madame Poissonniere
Me too. Have at it my dear.
Did you read this thing by Krauthammer? He is hilarious.
Women Are Minors
Don't you people have any interest in promoting democratic and capitalist reforms in the Middle East? Free peoples and free markets in that region mean more job opportunities for us here and there. Jesus Christ! Quit being such a bunch of fucking lawyers and get over the pretexts of the war and get on to the benefits. Those are the real reasons why we're there. All you dumbasses are doing is upsetting yourselves over a lot of nonsense when it's your lot as Americans to stand up and say, "Women should be free to work and drive and go to school and marry whom they please. Religious (and certainly irreligious) minorities have their rights, too. People should be free to name their own representatives and speak their own minds."
How about standing up for the good things that will come from this conflict instead of sickening yourselves like you do?
Oh my.
Talking boobs.
And asscheeks.
Ignore the tiny little brain of Toby.
Toonces the Driving Cat videos! Thanks Uncle Max!
Echidne--please tell me that notifying an abusive husband of a pregnancy is even desirable, let along 'not burdensome,' and I'll eat a bug.
An oldie? All I can think of is "The Game of Rat and Dragon", but I dunno if there's any SA innit.
Might be, actually. CS came up in a search I was doing just a few moments ago. IIRC, I first read the story in Read Magazine back in gradeschool. They recycled lots of classics.
I heart you, dude! You the MAN!
bigvic
I do what I can. 
Does Jon Stewart still make like he's just a clown with no responsibilities or has he embraced his role in being y'alls primary source of political analysis?
Torture would be effective if detainess believed they were treated with brutality. In other words, merely creating the impression(through worldwide media) that they would be treated with brutality would get results. In actuality, we might not engage in serious torture at all. This is where Liberal obstructionism comes in. The propaganda angle of any war is vital.
I didn't come in with Toby!
Max P--remember Scruffy the Rat? I liked Scruffy the Rat as well.
Tube socks must have been on sale at Wally World today.
Max P--remember Scruffy the Rat? I liked Scruffy the Rat as well.
I wonder what made Sallyh suddenly think of Scruffy the Rat...
Echidne--Thanks for the linky, by the way.
And, hey, everyone need not buy this book just cuz I'm in it, but what the hell?
I'm sure you all have been just buzzing about how Miami humiliated VaTech tonight, so I'll just confine myself to pointing out that the 'Canes D is the best in the nation.
oN Thursday night's Daily Show they interviewed promminent homophobie Brian Cammenker from my current town, Newtron, MA. Ed Helms did him up pretty good. But it was like shooting fish in a barrel since he makes an ass of himselve for free weekly here in the local paper. Todal Duchebag he is.
I was so sure that the healthcare commercial with the annoying hands-and-mouth closeups was one of the SNL joke commercials, but alas, no...
I really thought that style had been put to sleep like 10-20 years ago...
Dang it, rors, Mason & Dixon might be the most engrossing book I've read in the past 5 years.
Now I'm all interested and whatnot...
Don't you people have any interest in promoting democratic and capitalist reforms in the Middle East?
Sure. Is bombing the shit out of people the only way? Nope.
CS came up in a search I was doing just a few moments ago. IIRC, I first read the story in Read Magazine back in gradeschool. They recycled lots of classics.
Not it. I remember the story was almost like a log entry, a ship that was found in deep space maybe? All sorts of clues about the nature of the occupants. Maybe it was cats who were the astronauts and they discovered humans in SA?
Shit, I just know at 3am I'm going to wake up and figure it out, if only because Sam will be bugging me...
Those are the real reasons why we're there
That's right Toby, that's exactly the reasons the administration gave as the justification for going to war in 2003. I've tried to give you the benefit of the doubt, but you really are stupid and ugly and nobody likes you.
I didn't come in with Toby!
Eeek, of course not. You are not known for keeping pet slugs.
Does Jon Stewart still make like he's just a clown with no responsibilities or has he embraced his role in being y'alls primary source of political analysis?
Have you stopped fucking your mother?
Congrats, Rorschach. Long words....
Thersites--since UCLA is my team, I'm keeping quiet.
oN Thursday night's Daily Show they interviewed promminent homophobie Brian Cammenker from my current town, Newtron, MA. Ed Helms did him up pretty good.
I liked when Ed asked him how gay marriage had impacted his own marriage, and he laughed like he was crazy. Thus essentially demolishing his own point...
(Please tell me this "Sassy Sensations" commercial is a joke, and not some cheesy local thing... Damn.)
oN Thursday night's Daily Show they interviewed promminent homophobie Brian Cammenker from my current town, Newtron, MA.
An interesting fellow -- now, is he more stupid than he is unpleasant, or the other way 'round? An interesting question...
I have multiple regrets in life. But one of my biggest is that I went to a semi-serious college when I was 18 instead of going to a todally gonzo party school in a warm clime like Miami when I was young enough to survive 4-6 years of drug/sex orgies.
"Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball."
Night, 'Bats!
You folks are crazy! I'm gonna wish you all a big 'ol Peace Out!
Nite-al
If you people were smart, you'd tell your Senators to give Alito the nod and then wait for the most Romanized Supreme Court since the Inquisition to overturn Roe.
At that point, you will guarantee the Republicans lose for the next several cycles.
Shit! Do I have to explain everything to you losers?
Happy Fun Ball!
Jay C--I do apologize. If they'd given me more gratis copies, I'd send you one, but my parents come first, alas.
Echidne--Thank you!
Torture would be effective if detainess believed they were treated with brutality. In other words, merely creating the impression(through worldwide media) that they would be treated with brutality would get results. In actuality, we might not engage in serious torture at all. This is where Liberal obstructionism comes in. The propaganda angle of any war is vital.
Yeah, that makes sense. All we need is The Matrix and we can not torture people but make them think they were, then, uh...
Oh, forget it. It makes no fucking sense at all. Waterboard the fucking troll and see if he starts talking.
NTodd--Natalie Portman now on screen...
Neoliberal Capitalism is the CAUSE of Terrorism.
since UCLA is my team, I'm keeping quiet.
I will maintain a discreet silence as well, and say a novena for their pass defense.
Kamerken isn't just a homophobe. He is a strong sexist, too. Covers the field, our Brian does.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
I never really get into it with you, Prickstein, but you are a loser. Know that.
Huh? WTF did I just say?
If you people were smart,
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ROBOT INSURANCE!!!!
*ahem*
Sorry.
I have multiple regrets in life. But one of my biggest is that I went to a semi-serious college when I was 18 instead of going to a todally gonzo party school in a warm clime like Miami when I was young enough to survive 4-6 years of drug/sex orgies.
Miami was like that in the early 80s, but the school's changed a lot since then. The clime's still really fucking warm, though...
Thers, you don't know how Miami's third string would do against Va Tech.
If you people were smart, you'd tell your Senators to give Alito the nod and then wait for the most Romanized Supreme Court since the Inquisition to overturn Roe.
Thanks for the advice. I'm sure it's given in the spirit of frank concern for the well-being of our nation and ideals. We'll take it under advisement and let you know what we're going to do about it. Don't call us, we'll call you. In the meantime, please make sure to shove your thumb firmly up your ass to provide stimulation. Please obey all signs, placards, and crewmember instructions, and keep your arms inside the ride at all times. Por favor...
Eli--something about not taunting Happy Fun Ball?
Max, thanks for the Toonces link... sent it to a friend.. heh!
"Does Jon Stewart still make like he's just a clown with no responsibilities or has he embraced his role in being y'alls primary source of political analysis?
Toby Petzold "
Yes, it is a crying shame isn't it. Stewart can laser in on an issue with humor and grace, but does he admit that he is feeding us a line? Yes, he does, but on the other hand, humr can be incredibly useful in analyzing a situation. But still, it's not serious is it, not dignified at all.
So yes you are right in pointing out that Stewart has a tremendous following and it is shameful.
Shameful that those in opposition do not have anyone comparable who exhibits and embraces such a level of clear thinking and communicates it in such a cheerful and entertaining manner.
As far as I can tell, your side of the house has basically a few sunday morning televangelists who pose pretty dumb jokes layered with character assasination with a wink and a nod. Have they finally embraced that they are spiritual leaders and not moeny grubbing snake oil merchants preying on their flock/
Eli:
Neoliberal Capitalism is the CAUSE of Terrorism.
You couldn't explain that bumpersticker if your life depended it on it, comrade.
ROBOT INSURANCE!!!!
They may strike at any time.
Eli--something about not taunting Happy Fun Ball?
No, after that. It was complete jibberish.
Oh, forget it. It makes no fucking sense at all. Waterboard the fucking troll and see if he starts talking.
If you prefer, we could start a detailed conversation praising how the Hurricanes dominated in all phases of the game, totally stifling Beamer's vaunted special teams play.
I never really get into it with you, Prickstein, but you are a loser. Know that.
Wow, Tobes. Somehow I feel that I've failed because you don't get it, and you deem me a loser. Guess I'd better just jump off a cliff now. Thanks for setting me straight, you ugly fat fuck with no redeeming qualities.
NTodd--Natalie Portman now on screen...
Sigh.
Watching the USC-Stanford game. Whatever the hell the Stanford coach told the team during halftime, it appears to be working. Just a few more touchdowns, that is all.
Texas, of course, won.
Damn typos are back again. Pesky things they are.
(Please tell me this "Sassy Sensations" commercial is a joke, and not some cheesy local thing... Damn.)
Eli
So Sassy Sensations IS a local thing. Sounds interesting.
If you prefer, we could start a detailed conversation praising how the Hurricanes dominated in all phases of the game, totally stifling Beamer's vaunted special teams play.
Or we could talk about... biofuel !!!
Seriously...
If you prefer, we could start a detailed conversation praising how the Hurricanes dominated in all phases of the game, totally stifling Beamer's vaunted special teams play.
Not now. I'm busy holding NYMary.
If you prefer, we could start a detailed conversation praising how the Hurricanes dominated in all phases of the game, totally stifling Beamer's vaunted special teams play.
And ended one fledgling Heisman campaign as well.
Busy day.
Thers, you don't know how Miami's third string would do against Va Tech.
We do, actually -- after TMoss was injured, we saw Jones step up with 97 (!) yards against the Tech front 7, and then the 'Canes even went to some third string backs. It's a great credit to the Hurricanes recruiting.
Neoliberal Capitalism is the CAUSE of Terrorism.
You couldn't explain that bumpersticker if your life depended it on it, comrade.
Toby Petzold
Moron.
So Sassy Sensations IS a local thing. Sounds interesting.
I'm not entirely sure what it was, I was too busy focusing on the presentation.
It wasn't actually sexy, or even sassy. Just amateurish and lame. But the spokeswoman seemed kinda snarky, so I thought maybe it was a gag.
No, after that. It was complete jibberish.
Eli
Didn't even have the courtesy to call itself evilEli...
Oops. Cordwainer Smith.
ECT, your response doesn't really apply to me since I am not a supernaturalist or a follower of the heralds of Anti-Christ. But thanks, anyway.
Prickstein
Heh. Funny. Heh. He made fun of your name. Heh. Funny. Heh.
Marcia b--what IS Sassy Sensations? it sounds vaguely pornographic.
Toby Petzold
Moron.
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Duh.
Whatever the hell the Stanford coach told the team during halftime, it appears to be working.
Knute Rockne used to have inspiring halftime speeches.
"Look, fellas, why, those wise guys are givin' you the business now, see, but we'll hit 'em when they're not lookin', see, and we'll plunge that line, see and ..."
what IS Sassy Sensations? it sounds vaguely pornographic.
sallyh,Madame Poissonniere
Ask Eli...he says no, but maybe he's just shy.
I'm busy holding NYMary.
Yeah, I hoid about that. Watch out for moose, big guy.
Peace out, Liberals.
Only fools play with trolls.
Anyway, my niece Palomi is teh cute!
So, at least there's that.
ECT, your response doesn't really apply to me since I am not a supernaturalist or a follower of the heralds of Anti-Christ. But thanks, anyway.
Theoretically, (theologically?) Anti-Christ wouldn't have any followers.... no?
Prickstein
Heh. Funny. Heh. He made fun of your name. Heh. Funny. Heh.
[runs out of thread, slams bedroom door, buries head in pillow, sobs]
Toby Petzold
Moron.
rorschach
Wouldn't that be moran?
BTW, congrats on the book. I guess I will have to read Mason and Dixon before wading into an analysis on the language used?
Yeah, I hoid about that. Watch out for moose, big guy.
I ain't afraid of no Miami louts. Or moose. Mice? Eek!
No, Anti-Christ has plenty of followers.
Only fools play with trolls.
That's "trools".
Just sayin'.
G'night bigvic.
The spread of american markets and american religion in the middle east will END terrorism.
I guess I will have to read Mason and Dixon before wading into an analysis on the language used?
Mason and Dixon? That's where I draw the line.
Camenker is the strangest creature I have ever encountered. He was the head of the failed anti-tax citizens group in our town. Now is main gig is homophobic publicity. This is in the extrememly proud hometown of Barnie Frank.
THis is also the town where the absolute #1 Roman Catholic Parish in town had a priest that had been openly accepting to ALL people, gay straight, divorced. Attendance was up like 400% while he was here. He was openly critical of Bernard Law on the pervert priest shuffle game and for that was just sent up on a phoney corruption charge by Law's successor and replaced in the pulpet by the Scott McLellan/Darth Vader clone of the Boston RC diocese. The congregation is devastated and has been picketing the church every day for the past month.
Intersesting place.
I ain't afraid of no Miami louts. Or moose. Mice? Eek!
I am the Miami Moose! I will rick you like a very syrupy hurricane.
G'Night bigvic!
[runs out of thread, slams bedroom door, buries head in pillow, sobs]
NTodd
It's okay, sweetie. Would you like some candy?
Night Central!
Mason and Dixon? That's where I draw the line.
Or as the Onion would have it, the Waffle House-IHOP line.
Oops, good night, Bigvic!
(Hic!)
David--Prob'ly so. But it is great fun, this novel.
Hmm, I wonder if that little tidbit about torture will sink into someone like John McCain for instance. Maybe he'll connect the dots between torture which he is so adamnently opposed to and the falsified intelligence.
Hello moonbats, liberfucks and chickenbeavers!
What atrocities have I missed tonight by watching DVDs and drinking elitist French wines?
Mason and Dixon? That's where I draw the line.
James Mason and Donna Dixon?
Or as the Onion would have it, the Waffle House-IHOP line.
"The schism was deep. Shoneys and Waffle houses were divided!"
--MST3K
Mason and Dixon? That's where I draw the line.
James Mason and Donna Dixon?
Anthony Mason and Donna Dixon.
The spread of american markets and american religion in the middle east will END terrorism.
No country that has a McDonald's ever bombed the shit out of another country that has a McDonald's, unless that one country that has a McDonald's was really pissed at the other country that has a McDonald's and had a really good reason to bomb the shit out of it.
Night Sallyh,
I'm out too!
Be well, every one of you.
Maybe he'll connect the dots between torture which he is so adamnently opposed to and the falsified intelligence.
More likely Democrats will connect the dots between Charles Keating and John McCain and realize he's always been a hack.
What atrocities have I missed tonight by watching DVDs and drinking elitist French wines?
I assume you need to be filled in on all the highlights of the dominating Hurricanes victory over the overmatched Hokies...?
Mason and Dixon? That's where I draw the line.
NTodd
C'mon. Do not be a slave to your passions. Emancipate yourself.
Mason and Dixon? That's where I draw the line.
NTodd
The first cut is the deepest and divides us. Oh vicious line, must you taunt me so?
Nim--we're watching Revenge of the sith. It's my job to let NTodd know anytime Natalie Portman appears on screen.
I assume you need to be filled in on all the highlights of the dominating Hurricanes victory over the overmatched Hokies...?
Thers
The Hokies are No. 3 in the nation ...
For Thers to poop on!
No country that has a McDonald's ever bombed the shit out of another country that has a McDonald's, unless that one country that has a McDonald's was really pissed at the other country that has a McDonald's and had a really good reason to bomb the shit out of it.
NTodd
I blame Wendy's.
I am the Miami Moose! I will rick you like a very syrupy hurricane.
I'm not sure if I should be scared or hungry.
It's okay, sweetie. Would you like some candy?
My mommy always said I should never take candy from strangers. But you seem...I...I think it would be okay.
No country that has a McDonald's ever bombed the shit out of another country that has a McDonald's, unless that one country that has a McDonald's was really pissed at the other country that has a McDonald's and had a really good reason to bomb the shit out of it.
Or had a MOAMcDLT... keep the hot hot and the cold cold, or get out of my country!
BTW, it's my birhday in a few minutes.
Y'all don't have to get on your knees this time.
G'night.
Or had a MOAMcDLT... keep the hot hot and the cold cold, or get out of my country!
McMutually Assured Destruction.
Evening Nim - Enjoying a little Burgundy myself.
ECT, Anti-Christ, Toby Petzold.
Electro-Convulsive Therapy to end the delusions of being possessed by the Anti-Christ that the patient Petzold experiences.
Central--happy birthday! Place cake orders here
Going by the theory that last names are derived from the job one performed, then Mason would be the son of a Ma?
and Dixon would be the son of a Dick?
I suppose if Dick Cheney had a son, his name would be Dixon.
Happy friggin B-day, CS!!!
I remember my Eschaton b-day... well, never mind... Happy -b-day, anyway!!!
No country that has a McDonald's ever bombed the shit out of another country that has a McDonald's, unless that one country that has a McDonald's was really pissed at the other country that has a McDonald's and had a really good reason to bomb the shit out of it.
Economic integration was the reason WWI never happened. I mean, the Great War.
BTW, it's my birhday in a few minutes.
Y'all don't have to get on your knees this time.
Whew! Judy Miller still has my kneepads.
I don't understand this poll:
If President Bush lied about intelligence to get us to attack Iraq, 51% of the people favor impeaching him.
What the @#*! kind of misdeed would it take to get the other 49% to agree he's a scurillous ass who needs to be removed from office? Causing thousands of unnecessary deaths while wasting hundreds of billions of dollars after lying to the American people isn't bad enough?!?!
Nim--have any of that Beaujolais lying around?
Sinse I am really drunk and pray I will sleep it off enough to get up and do things in the morning, "I say Good Night, Sir!"
It's a little-known fact that the Burger King had a role in the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
BTW, it's my birhday in a few minutes.
Wouldn't it be a gas to remember being born?
Bush is Toonces.
Not now. I'm busy holding NYMary.
NTodd
See what happens when I leave the internets for a few hours?
What's going on here??!!?!!
Economic integration was the reason WWI never happened. I mean, the Great War.
That's why Thers and I are working on a system which will bring back the Puka shell as currency. Problem solved, Thers and I are rich, what's so funny about peace love and understanding?
Whew! Judy Miller still has my kneepads
No wonder you keep losing at volleyball
It's a little-known fact that the Burger King had a role in the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
Gavrilo Princip founded BK.
Yeah, toby basically tells us he is pretty much nothing, Clumping litter really is nothing, it is pretty much useless, holds no flags and has no recognizable opinion or purpose. But you still have to address it and eventually toss it out or it stinks up the place.
On that note. I bid you moonbats a fond farewell.
Until we meet again.
nsr--don't you be insulting Toonces like that!
Wouldn't it be a gas to remember being born?
Um, I'm kinda worried I would never be able to have sex again...
I blame Wendy's.
I would like a Triple MOAB Meal with cheese, please. And yes, supersize that.
Wouldn't it be a gas to remember being born?
Max Planck
I would think not so much. I wish I could remember what it was like to fall asleep cradled in someone's arms, like a baby. They always look so blissful that way.
Gavrilo Princip founded BK.
Hence the anarchy you see in the kitchen during the noon rush. True to their founding principles, they are.
for a sec I thought "al-Libi" was some kind of weird snarky nickname for Scooter ...
Flory--it all gets back to sex.
Late night threads are really kinda hallucinogenic.. Something about Robots getting insurance for Happy Fun Balls and then there is this moose...
Flory--it all gets back to sex.
Hooray!!!
That's why Thers and I are working on a system which will bring back the Puka shell as currency.
Brother can you spare a mollusk?
It's a little-known fact that the Burger King had a role in the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
They play that freaking commercial over and over, where he dances into the end zone after the assassination, still holding the gun... fucking annoying...
Wouldn't it be a gas to remember being born?
Wouldn't it be a gas to remember being conceived?
That's why Thers and I are working on a system which will bring back the Puka shell as currency.
Brother can you spare a mollusk?
Um, what's wrong with sand dollars?
Wouldn't it be a gas to remember being born?
Some 'therapist' killed a little girl with that bit and a big rug.
Another question: If you could be told the exact minute you would die, would you want to know?
Hooray!!!
Eli
Pfft. Boys.
What moose? I have been going back and forth, doing my laundry and working on a new PC. So I have missed a few things.
Late night threads are really kinda hallucinogenic.. Something about Robots getting insurance for Happy Fun Balls and then there is this moose...
A moose once bit my sister...
I would like a Triple MOAB Meal with cheese, please. And yes, supersize that.
Mother of all Bacons?
WalterNeff is back!
Has the daughter started working yet?
Wouldn't it be a gas to remember being conceived?
Maybe. Just... nothing before that, please. Urk.
That's why Thers and I are working on a system which will bring back the Puka shell as currency. Problem solved, Thers and I are rich, what's so funny about peace love and understanding?
RIP! We were supposed to wait until we'd totally cornmered the market!
... heh heh... that Ripley, always a comedian... ha ha...
babies are like little Republicans.
"A moose once bit my sister..."
Maybe he considered her a tender moose-al.
By the way, Douglas Jehl had reported on this back in July of 2004, but the docs in question were still classified back then, so it didn't impact the way it's doing now.
If you could be told the exact minute you would die, would you want to know?
Sure. The hour, day, month, and year, not so much.
babies are like little Republicans.
I wish I could remember who it was that said that a baby would happily strangle you for a cookie if only it could...
babies are like little Republicans.
Full of shit?
Wouldn't it be a gas to remember being born?
Some 'therapist' killed a little girl with that bit and a big rug.
The basis for a CSI episode.
Pfft. Boys.
We do our best. Now can I have that candy?
Wouldn't it be a gas to remember being born?
Some 'therapist' killed a little girl with that bit and a big rug.
Another question: If you could be told the exact minute you would die, would you want to know?
Ripley
You mean like "twenty seven minutes after 2"? Doesn't sound so bad...
m, what's wrong with sand dollars?
The comic strip BC used clams as currency IIRC.
I wish I could remember who it was that said that a baby would happily strangle you for a cookie if only it could...
Dr. Spock? Mr. Rogers? Capt. Kangaroo?
babies are like little Republicans
Specifically, Eisenhower.
I don't understand this poll:
If President Bush lied about intelligence to get us to attack Iraq, 51% of the people favor impeaching him.
What the @#*! kind of misdeed would it take to get the other 49% to agree he's a scurillous ass who needs to be removed from office? Causing thousands of unnecessary deaths while wasting hundreds of billions of dollars after lying to the American people isn't bad enough?!?!
elkal | Email | 11.06.05 - 1:07 am
Impeachment would make Cheney President and he's at only 19%
Flory--it all gets back to sex.
sallyh,Madame Poissonniere
That's what I was afraid of.
What -- Thers is too busy watching football to pay attention to what NTodd and Mary are up to?
I wish I could remember who it was that said that a baby would happily strangle you for a cookie if only it could...
It's back-masked in all of the Keebler commercials.
I wish I could remember what it was like to fall asleep cradled in someone's arms, like a baby.
Rosie likes to do that. It's very nice.
"Dr. Spock? Mr. Rogers? Capt. Kangaroo?"
Probably Dobson.
Um, what's wrong with sand dollars?
Eli
Eh -- clam up.
We do our best. Now can I have that candy?
NTodd
Chocolate or peppermint?
Another question: If you could be told the exact minute you would die, would you want to know?
Ripley
You mean like "twenty seven minutes after 2"? Doesn't sound so bad...
I wouldn't need anything more specific than the year. It would be very helpful for retirement planning.
Specifically, Eisenhower.
Oh man, that's funny.
If you could be told the exact minute you would die, would you want to know?
Ripley
Depends. Daylight savings time?
I wish I could remember who it was that said that a baby would happily strangle you for a cookie if only it could...
I could totally kick a baby's ass.
Pfft. Boys.
Marcia Brady
Yeah -- cute, ain't they?
Rosie likes to do that. It's very nice.
Thers
Exactly. I saw that picture of you holding her at the EschaCon picnic. Cuddly.
I gotta remember to come around here for the next State of the Union speech. With you folks blogging, it'd be like MST3K.
Max Planck
Better pin down the time zone too.
Ain't it curious how us liberals and everything we stand for are forever compromised by whatever a certain overweight documentary filmmaker happens to say.
But the trolls think they can blithely dismiss their political connection to millions of rabid, and well-funded, and dangerous troglodytes who are responsible for putting the trolls' heroes into power?
babies are like little Republicans?
Like they cry when they feel picked on, are wet, have a load in their pants, want something they can't have, want something but don't have the words, feel irritated?
Babies you can reason with though.
The comic strip BC used clams as currency IIRC.
That's the best comic strip! Especially when that caveman dude throws a stone tablet into the ocean with some profound question and gets back a really cool Biblical answer.
Chocolate or peppermint?
I like chocolate. Melted. And poured...where ever the fancy strikes me.
there's no real proof to suggest that al-Libi was lying
Babies you can reason with though.
ellroon,/i
Babies eventually grow out of it, too.
Another question: If you could be told the exact minute you would die, would you want to know?
Ripley
Just think of all the trains you could ride on top of and unprotected sex you could have if you knew you wouldn't die for another 50yrs., 274 days, 15 hrs., and 32 mins.
Not to mention that a certain overweight documentary filmmaker has been proven to be spot-on about everything he's accused BushCo of.
I don't have a problem with children being republicans.
It's when they don't outgrow it is what bothers me.
I'm really leaving now.
I like chocolate. Melted. And poured...where ever the fancy strikes me.
NTodd
Ouch, I mean oooh.
fancy strikes me
So that's what you call your dominatrix?
But the trolls think they can blithely dismiss their political connection to millions of rabid, and well-funded, and dangerous troglodytes who are responsible for putting the trolls' heroes into power?
Funny how fatness destroys Michael Moore's credibility but not Rush's.
IOKIYAR is fucking terrifying.
Just think of all the trains you could ride on top of and unprotected sex you could have if you knew you wouldn't die for another 50yrs., 274 days, 15 hrs., and 32 mins.
Marcia Brady
What about unprotected sex on top of trains?
Babies eventually grow out of it, too.
Um, not all of them. Which is kinda the problem.
I don't have a problem with children being republicans.
Neither does Mattel.
What about unprotected sex on top of trains?
elkal
Even better.
there's no real proof to suggest that al-Libi was lying
You mean, 'cept the no real WMD?
I gotta remember to come around here for the next State of the Union speech. With you folks blogging, it'd be like MST3K.
Eh, not so good, actually. I'm usually either ignoring it, or comatose by "my fellow Americans." Too much of that shit causes brain damage.
Just think of all the trains you could ride on top of and unprotected sex you could have
Preferably at the same time.
11/14/05
Tough-guy stuff
Bush's No. 2 gives no quarter and plays for all the marbles
By Kenneth T. Walsh
Far from being chastened by recent setbacks, including the indictment of his chief of staff, Vice President Dick Cheney is thumbing his nose at his critics--and encouraging President Bush to do the same. "Bush and Cheney are standing as one," says a prominent Republican who regularly advises the White House. "Their strategy is to get the conservative base solidified again, and Cheney is key because he is the administration's main link to the right."
snip
Behind the scenes, Cheney is feeding Bush's instinct never to give ground when under attack, White House advisers say, despite rising concern among Republicans that the president doesn't realize the depth of his political trouble.
snip
President Bush, meanwhile, is thinking in bigger terms. Friends say he has decided that he will never catch a break from the Democrats or the media--on the CIA case or anything else--so he will govern from the right, as he did on most issues in his first term. "He seems content to remain a 51-percent president, unlike other presidents who wanted to increase their job approval far beyond that," says a friend. "In fact, as long as he gets one more vote than the other side, he seems happy."
etc.
----
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
-
fancy strikes me
So that's what you call your dominatrix?
Dude, did I tell you? But you'll never guess what our safeword is.
I always end up playing some stupid drinking game during SOTU, where you take a drink every time Bush says "terra" or mispronounces a word, so without fail I get completely blotto.
Joe Cotton just got run over by a train.
sorry, USNews link:
http://www.usnews.com/usnews/new...14/
14cheney.htm
-
Eh, not so good, actually. I'm usually either ignoring it, or comatose by "my fellow Americans." Too much of that shit causes brain damage.
Thers
When you replay them, they seem to be shorter by 16 words.
If you could be told the exact minute you would die, would you want to know?
No. Every time the clock would come up to the time in question it would be a frightening experience. Driving on the freeway? In the shower? Talking to your child? Having sex? (Excuse me dear, wait until the digital says 11:05...)
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
Or really, really pissy.
Thers is too busy watching football to pay attention to what NTodd and Mary are up to?
We have a relationship built on trust. We trust that each of us is far too lazy to ever actually cheat on the other one. We'd really rather nap, frankly.
"He seems content to remain a 51-percent president, unlike other presidents who wanted to increase their job approval far beyond that," says a friend. "In fact, as long as he gets one more vote than the other side, he seems happy."
Gonna be hard to remain a 51-percent president with only 35-percent approval.
Dude, did I tell you? But you'll never guess what our safeword is.
Pants.
I always end up playing some stupid drinking game during SOTU, where you take a drink every time Bush says "terra" or mispronounces a word, so without fail I get completely blotto.
Nukular terra!
NTodd--Natalie Portman wants to leave that Hayden Christensen dude and get it on with you.
Dude, did I tell you? But you'll never guess what our safeword is.
NTodd
Is it chocolate?
Another question: If you could be told the exact minute you would die, would you want to know?
Ripley
You mean like "twenty seven minutes after 2"? Doesn't sound so bad...
Well....
Days, hours, minutes and seconds
Or whatever...
But you'll never guess what our safeword is
Pants?
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
They also use their speedy corners to completely take away the passing game, making the offense one-dimensional.
Joe Cotton just got run over by a train.
WalterNeff
My father was mistaken for Joseph Cotton in the St.Francis Hotel in 1948. You may resume your previously scheduled programming now.
"In fact, as long as he gets one more vote than the other side, he seems happy."
That appears to be the re-definition of mandate.
Marcia Brady
The safeword is Hagendaz?
I like chocolate. Melted. And poured...where ever the fancy strikes me.
NTodd
*ahem*
You better be pouring your chocolate in my kitchen.....
Sallyh:
We had a fine burger on the world's cleanest plate at the Saw Mill Cafe.
Behind the scenes, Cheney is feeding Bush's instinct never to give ground when under attack, White House advisers say, despite rising concern among Republicans that the president doesn't realize the depth of his political trouble.
Frankly, when you do things like deny you said something...that THEY HAVE VIDEO OF YOU SAYING...and the SCLM doesn't press you on it, well, who wouldn't start thinking they were bulletproof?
You better be pouring your chocolate in my kitchen.....
Is that what you call it?
NTodd--Natalie Portman wants to leave that Hayden Christensen dude and get it on with you.
Lightsabre. Tingly.
Um, not all of them. Which is kinda the problem.
Eli
Good point.
" there's no real proof to suggest that al-Libi was lying
Fred Eper | 11.06.05 - 1:20 am | # "
Goddamnit Ruppert, just live up to your word and go away. You think you're fooling anyone with a pseudonym? Show a SHRED of dignity and honor and quit posting. Apart from not fooling anyone with your retarded monosyllabic bullshit, all you're doing is reinforcing the stereotype of Republicans as liars.
You better be pouring your chocolate in my kitchen.....
I really wish Atrios would implement some sort of nested discussion engine...
NTodd--Natalie Portman wants to leave that Hayden Christensen dude and get it on with you.
sallyh,Madame Poissonniere
Just saw Sith the other night for the first time. Once again, Natalie Portman and Hayden Christiansen impress me with their stolid boat-anchor-like performances. They sucked so bad they blew. Rest of the movie wasn't bad.
Max:
We will never know if Joseph Cotton was mistaken for you father, The St. Francis - SFO?
I visited my sister at her college this afternoon, and she told me one important development:
On Halloween, the Burger King was in the library, diligently studying what looked like an Econ textbook and a translation of Aeschylus. Nobody bothered him, since he looked so busy.
Damn Jesuits. I knew it all along.
Nim - the thing about stereotypes is, that they usually have some basis in fact and observation.
When you replay them, they seem to be shorter by 16 words.
Max Planck
If you play them backward you'll find out when Cheney died.
If you play them backward you'll find out when Cheney died.
"I buried dick" is maybe a little ambiguous, though...
Having sex? (Excuse me dear, wait until the digital says 11:05...)
ellroon | Email | 11.06.05 - 1:25 am | #
'And that's when the meteor hit his side of the bed, officer.'
We'd really rather nap, frankly.
Thers
I've heard NTodd has that effect on lots of women...
Eli - Great minds.....
We'd really rather nap, frankly.
Thers
I've heard NTodd has that effect on lots of women...
I think it's what the N stands for, actually.
WalterNeff--I'm glad she has an understanding manager, and I'm also glad the food is good. Imagine if she worked at Denny's.
If you play them backward you'll find out when Cheney died.
Cranberry sauce.
Eli - Great minds.....
Uh-huh.
I really wish Atrios would implement some sort of nested discussion engine...
He tried the Wankel engine but the thread just went in circles...
Is that what you call it?
Eli
Safewords.
He tried the Wankel engine but the thread just went in circles...
And it was, like, a troll magnet.
The 'n' stands for 'nookular'. Geesh.
I am going to die in flagrante on July 17, 2044 at 9:32pm on the sands of St. Thomas. I will be shot to death by a jealous husband.
I know this for a fact - the wheels are in motion.
He tried the Wankel engine but the thread just went in circles...
Are you embarrassed easily?
" Nim - the thing about stereotypes is, that they usually have some basis in fact and observation.
Jennifer | Email | Homepage | 11.06.05 - 1:31 am | # "
I know...it's just annoying that this proselytizing simpleton has no qualms about abandoning his own word, and think anyone is fooled by his pseudonym. Of course, that fits right in with the Republican creedo....i.e., no principles.
The 'n' stands for 'nookular'. Geesh.
Friggin Atriots! Geez!!
Safewords.
I got a free issue of Funny Times, and the back cover has a cartoon titled "Safe Sex", which shows two safes humping.
I'll come in again.
I also couldn't quite get into "I was a Teenage Darth Vader". Always pictured him a little... older in the costume.
I don't think there's reason to believe much of what the liberal media says. Although Bush does refuse to compromise with evil figures
Gotta bail, much to do tomorrow. Happy B-day NYMary!
If you play them backward you'll find out when Cheney died.
Cranberry sauce.
NTodd
About those nested discussion threads...
We will never know if Joseph Cotton was mistaken for you father, The St. Francis - SFO?
WalterNeff
Yes San Francisco, the same hotel where my wife and I had out honeymoon, and where Fatty Arbuckle's career ended.
Re our honeymoon, it was perfect. I was kinda nervous about things, and suddenly, somewhere through the misty window 10 floors down, some dude started playing the smokiest tenor sax out on the street, that I'd ever heard. Problem solved.
We talk about that often, lo these many years later.
Hmm I read this on Slashdot as :
DNA and Online Search Finds Birth Planet.
However it was actually
DNA and Online Search Finds Birth Parent
Needless to say my eyebrows went skyward at first.
What a let down.
What would safes produce after sex? Little safety deposit boxes?
I really wish Atrios would implement some sort of nested discussion engine...
He tried the Wankel engine but the thread just went in circles...
Ripley
Different strokes for different folks...
Shorter troll: I don't think.
Cranberry sauce.
NTodd
About those nested discussion threads...
I guess nobody remembers what "I buried Paul" really was...
Although Bush does refuse to compromise with evil figures
And who would they be? Name three.
Shoe.
Megaphone.
Grunties.
Now let's go on to something ruder!
Wankel rotary engine.
I'm sure you all caught this from Marcus Vick:
"I don't feel like I was forcing things," Vick said. "Sometimes I had to get rid of the ball and hope my receivers made a play. Unfortunately, they didn't."
Zero class.
I am going to die in flagrante on July 17, 2044 at 9:32pm on the sands of St. Thomas. I will be shot to death by a jealous husband.
And there will be a posse of female Atriots there to ease your final days...
This terror war. This terror war is a war where the old rules don't apply. Unlike previous wars, the rules of those other wars don't apply to this war. This is unlike any other war. Where the same rules simply don't apply anymore.
And who would they be? Name three.
Rove, Rice, Rumsfeld.
And that's just the R's.
Although Bush does refuse to compromise with evil figures
And who would they be? Name three.
Sixteen. 24-38-24. Hike.
I'm sure you all caught this from Marcus Vick:
"I don't feel like I was forcing things," Vick said. "Sometimes I had to get rid of the ball and hope my receivers made a play. Unfortunately, they didn't."
Zero class.
If Brett Favre had said the same thing, he would be called the consummate gritty leader. Course, he probably would have showed some more fight...
Zero class.
Don't you be hatin' on Rick Mexico!
I guess nobody remembers what "I buried Paul" really was..
Ringo's next album?
And who would they be? Name three.
The Democrats, The Media, and the Terrorists
Terrell Owens is almost as clueless as our trolls. I mean, jeez, how can you be dumb enough to fuck that situation up?
WalterNeff--St. Johns is so much nicer than St. Thomas.
I guess nobody remembers what "I buried Paul" really was..
Ringo's next album?
Full title: I Buried Paul In An Octopus' Gada Davida
The Democrats, The Media, and the Terrorists
Don't forget Patty Smith... she's The Warrior.... yes, she's the Warrior... and hearts to heart the mbmbhnbmnggnbghmmm
If she survives...
And who would they be? Name three.
The Democrats, The Media, and the Terrorists
Say goodnight, Gracie.
This terror war.
eddy
A war on terror. Where we understand the terrorissttsss. And we understand they don't like our freedoms because they like terror. And we will bring them freedoms by bombing the crap out of the terrorisstsss.
Ah'm a war preznit and Ah come in peace.
This is a war without rules. Where the old rules don't apply. Where the rulers who had the rules were ruled out. Where unruly rulers were overruled by Ann Rule.
I got a free issue of Funny Times, and the back cover has a cartoon titled "Safe Sex", which shows two safes humping.
Did they show the "money shot"?
Don't forget Patty Smith...
I'd hit it.
What's the name of the outdoor bar on St. Johns? I was there two years ago, but forgot the name.
elkal--How would that happen with safes? Bukkake?
Saw Henry Fuckin' Rollins tonight - that man in a force of nature. Over two and a half straight hours of the funniest angriest monologues you've ever heard. Everything from the evils of BushCo to the transiberian railway with a few anal beads thrown in for good measure. Not to be missed. Oh, BTW he's also done 6 USO tours all over the world in the past 2 years. And is a regular with the mutilated troops at Walter Reed and Bethesda. And would pop our li'l baby trolls heads like ticks if they were worth his time. Just sayin'.
If Brett Favre had said the same thing, he would be called the consummate gritty leader. Course, he probably would have showed some more fight...
Well, not by ME! I mean, I might call Favre "gritty," but not in a good way...
I dunno, you get beat, you don't put it on someone else, especially when you yourself fumbled twice leading to scores.
WalterNeff--the East Texas something or other. We had drinks there.
This is a war without rules.
IN A WORLD...
[/voiceover for every fucking Hollywood movie]
And why are fire engines always red?
This is a war without rules. Where the old rules don't apply. Where the rulers who had the rules were ruled out. Where unruly rulers were overruled by Ann Rule.
And the rule of thumb was cut off by a small town mayor.
Suck that Freedom, terrorizing graffiti artists cum terrorists!
Did they show the "money shot"?
No, they used a coindom.
The Democrats, The Media, and the Terrorists
That was pretty funny - no, really, name three.
.
elkal--How would that happen with safes? Bukkake?
sallyh,Madame Poissonniere
Safe pickup line: Is that a roll of quarters in your cash drawer, or are you just happy to see me?
Fire engines are always red.
Unless they're yellow.
you get beat, you don't put it on someone else, especially when you yourself fumbled twice leading to scores.
Marcus Vick in 2008!
elkal--How would that happen with safes? Bukkake? -sallyh
A combination of things, natch.
Don't forget Patty Smith... she's The Warrior....
Bang, bang.
And why are fire engines always red?
NTodd
Sale on paint at Sears Auto Center?
Saw Henry Fuckin' Rollins tonight - that man in a force of nature. Over two and a half straight hours of the funniest angriest monologues you've ever heard. Everything from the evils of BushCo to the transiberian railway with a few anal beads thrown in for good measure. Not to be missed. Oh, BTW he's also done 6 USO tours all over the world in the past 2 years. And is a regular with the mutilated troops at Walter Reed and Bethesda. And would pop our li'l baby trolls heads like ticks if they were worth his time. Just sayin'.
Fuck yeah. That was a fuckin' awesome show. I also went to his Shock & Awe show (on DVD) last year - you have to see his Shatner impression.
Wasn't that Patty Smythe?
And why are fire engines always red?
NTodd
Cuz' they're always Russian?
JeffCo, saw Rollins Band years ago.. the man is well spoken and angry and FUCK YEAH!!!!
I envy you tonite...
I saw Rollins do his spoken word thing like in, shoot, '90.
Safe pickup line: Is that a roll of quarters in your cash drawer, or are you just happy to see me?
No, it's my pennies.
Safe sex involves deposits and withdrawals.
You just want to watch out for voided checks.
Well, fire engines should be more yellow than red. But, more to the point, sallyh, why is St. Thomas better than St. J?
Despite the efforts of Democrat extremists, Samuel Alito will dominate the talk shows tomorrow and he will be displayed as the more qualified person nominated to the Supreme Court in over 50 years.
Wasn't that Patty Smythe?
No, Patti(y?) Smith, of Scandal fame...
I dunno, you get beat, you don't put it on someone else, especially when you yourself fumbled twice leading to scores.
Thers
Marcus Vick is lucky to be on the team. He has been busted several times for thuggy shit, the dumbass. His brother has paved a golden road for his ass, and he seems determined to fuck it up.
And don't forget that 5 Va Tech players were caught up in a campus rape episode a few years ago that was shoved under the carpet by University officials.
And why are fire engines always red?
NTodd
Cuz' they're always Russian?
DINGDINGDING!
I saw Rollins do his spoken word thing like in, shoot, '90.
I didn't see it, but I played snips on my radio show back then.
"The Democrats, The Media, and the Terrorists
Fred Eper | 11.06.05 - 1:40 am | # "
Pipe down, Ruppert. Lying cow.
Safe sex involves deposits and withdrawals. You just want to watch out for voided checks. ellroon
And watch out for the crackers just trying to get into your drawers.
No, it's my pennies.
Eli
So that makes you an enniespay ossessorpay?
Well, fire engines should be more yellow than red.
Pittsburgh actually has a bunch of those. They say "Pittsburgh Bureau Of Fire" - I'm not 100% sure that they're *extinguishing* fires...
I saw Rollins do his spoken word thing like in, shoot, '90.
I didn't see it, but I played snips on my radio show back then.
And Jello Biafra.
"he will be displayed as the more qualified person nominated to the Supreme Court in over 50 years.
Fred Eper | 11.06.05 - 1:48 am | # "
Ruppert, do you ever feel ashamed that you're reinforcing the Republican = liar stereotype?
Spinoza--
1. no cruise ships.
2. no cruise ship passengers.
3. better beaches (Trunk Bay is unbelievably lovely)
4. 75% of the island is guarded as a natural habitat and can't be developed. Unlike St. Thomas, which is totally overdeveloped.
5. Nicer open air bars.
Pittsburgh actually has a bunch of those. They say "Pittsburgh Bureau Of Fire" - I'm not 100% sure that they're *extinguishing* fires...
Fahrenheit 451?
So that makes you an enniespay ossessorpay?
Es, yay!
Safe sex involves deposits and withdrawals.
You just want to watch out for voided checks.
ellroon
And asset transfers.
So that makes you an enniespay ossessorpay?
I actually have a rather large...penny collection. Other coins, too.
Spinoza--I meant to say, St. Johns is better than St. Thomas. Of course, I've had a lot of wine this evening.
And Jello Biafra.
Got to see him speak at college. All I remember is that he seemed to really identify with Lenny Bruce...
ok sallyh-
We need to talk about statistics. I'll see you there tomorrow.
Safe sex involves deposits and withdrawals.
You just want to watch out for voided checks.
ellroon
And asset transfers.
And hopefully nobody tellers on you.
And don't forget that 5 Va Tech players were caught up in a campus rape episode a few years ago that was shoved under the carpet by University officials.
It was a VaTech football player's rape case which led to SCOTUS striking down a federal statute (the Violence Against Women Act) as being too attentuated to fall within the Commerece Clause. Damn activist judges. Rehnquist, that means you!
And if you want to keep the safe sex secret be sure the bank tellers don't know.
I actually have a rather large...penny collection. Other coins, too.
I got a coin sorter and a bunch of coin wrappers when I moved.
When all was said & done, I cashed in $663 worth of change.
I didn't see it, but I played snips on my radio show back then. NTodd
Hmm, I had a radio show when Drive By Shooting came out. Men Are Pigs was my favorite, though I Have Come To Kill You had its charms.
And Jello Biafra.
Got to see him speak at college. All I remember is that he seemed to really identify with Lenny Bruce...
I did jello shots with him.
Max, we had convicted rapists on the Oregon Duck football team when I went there in the late '70's.
But, hell, go ducks! 8-1 my bitches!
Spinoza--don't trip over the dead cats and empty bottles of Scotch.
Damn you NTodd!
Egad sallyh. I am on the wrong plane!
When all was said & done, I cashed in $663 worth of change.
I fear change.
But seriously, I have a coin collection. I come by my numismatic geekitude honestly.
I actually have a rather large...penny collection. Other coins, too.
NTodd
Do you need any help enlarging that collection?
Spinoza--I meant to say, St. Johns is better than St. Thomas.
Worts and all?
Sorry, ellroon. I guess I should pay more attention to my own blog than punning here...
And hopefully nobody tellers on you.
I always check for that sort of thing before I try to branch out to something new.
Spinoza--I meant to say, St. Johns is better than St. Thomas.
One of the problems with statisticians is you are dealing with a lot of variance.
Do you need any help enlarging that collection?
Certainly: it's always more fun when you've got company.
But seriously, I have a coin collection. I come by my numismatic geekitude honestly.
NTodd
My ex has a stamp collection, and tries to interest our girls in it. Their eyes glaze over at the very mention of stamps now.
I shoulda had an extra large cappucino just to stay up with you, NTodd. Too fast for me!
One of the problems with statisticians is you are dealing with a lot of variance. spinoza
That is a standard error people make.
I shoulda had an extra large cappucino just to stay up with you, NTodd. Too fast for me!
ellroon
That NTodd's a speedy one, all right.
sorry, USNews link:
http://www.usnews.com/usnews/new...14/ 14cheney.htm
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QuentinCompson
Here's the deal. THese motherfuckers think that it doesn't MATTER what the US public thinks, how they poll. These fuckers don't CARE what we think, they're gonna do what they want to, regardless. We, our opinions don't matter one whit. Our votes will not count (Diebold, eg). What's that old saw? n"If voting would change anything, it would be illegal."
Well, duh, yeah.....
One of the problems with statisticians is you are dealing with a lot of variance.
Deviations are pretty standard, as I understand it.
That is a standard error people make.
That's just mean.
I always check for that sort of thing before I try to branch out to something new.
Eli
Such care is to your credit. The extra effort balances out in the end.
ErinPDX:
Go Ducks (I went to Churchill High in Eugene for a year).
Aw, come on, Natalie Portman would've gotten the will to live if only NTodd had been there!
Well sallyh is a fairly normal Poisson.
Such care is to your credit. The extra effort balances out in the end.
Banks. That mint a lot to me.
But seriously, I have a coin collection. I come by my numismatic geekitude honestly.
NTodd
Hey, brother, can ya spare a 1909 S VDB?
And don't forget that 5 Va Tech players were caught up in a campus rape episode a few years ago that was shoved under the carpet by University officials.
I do remember that. And Marcus is a great athlete, but it is messed up how the ESPN guys were so eager tonight to forget everything and talk about how "unflappable" and "mature" he is. Bullshit. Va Tech didn't play like a team and got exposed, and that's to do with all sorts of shit about their program.
Miami gets a lot of criticism, some of it fair, but tonight you saw Beamer yelling at the ref over the cheap shot against Wright that knocked him out of the game, and you saw Coker shaking his head sadly at his player that got called for a late hit. Va Tech has no class.
That's just mean.
Eli
We going off on aother tangent here?
Just so long as there are no threats to my internal validity...
That's just mean. Eli
Maybe from your skewed perspective.
My ex has a stamp collection, and tries to interest our girls in it. Their eyes glaze over at the very mention of stamps now.
Stamps are a bit dull. Coins are cool, and at the very least are worth their face value.
I shoulda had an extra large cappucino just to stay up with you, NTodd. Too fast for me!
I had two at our Vermont blogger meetup today.
When all was said & done, I cashed in $663 worth of change.
Man, that must have been one patient hooker...
I keed!
We going off on aother tangent here?
I hope so. There was so much bank stuff, I was afraid I might have to cosine something.
That NTodd's a speedy one, all right.
Not all the time. I thought we already had this conversation. Over chocolate?
That NTodd's a speedy one, all right.
Not all the time. I thought we already had this conversation. Over chocolate?
Banks. That mint a lot to me.
Eli
Dollar-ink!! I've been savings it just for you.
Noah way I'm going off on an ark tangent - I'd be too aShemed.
Not all the time. I thought we already had this conversation. Over chocolate?
NTodd
Yes. Thanks. I often need reminding.
Hey Walter
I'm so glad you're not dead!
Valley girl myself, but won't admit where.
I have a hat collection. Most are caps I actually wear, some are strictly to clutter up my living room. If I ever hit the lottery (unlikely since I seldom buy tickets) I'm buying a cartload of those styrofoam heads and devoting a room to displaying the coolest and/or tackiest ones.
I'm sincerely pissed with myself for not buying a Philly cap during Eschacon. Still have to figure out a way to do that online or over the phone.
Probably the coolest one is the birthday-cake hat my sister bought me for my 2004 b-day.
Can't come up with any sex-related puns re hats, I'm afraid; probably haven't drunk enough.
Dollar-ink!! I've been savings it just for you.
That's depositive kind of thing that prevents me from just withdrawing from it all...
$663 in change? Do you realize how much that would weigh?
How on earth could a hooker lift all that in those tiny little purses they carry?
I hope so. There was so much bank stuff, I was afraid I might have to cosine something.
Eli
It was an interesting arc...
That NTodd's a speedy one, all right.
He slows down with the right encouragement.....
Can't come up with any sex-related puns re hats, I'm afraid; probably haven't drunk enough.
Oh, don't worry. If there is one thing this bunch is qualified to do, it is to make anal sex hat jokes.
Viking funeral for Natalie Portman...NTodd, you didn't make it in time to save her!
Noah way I'm going off on an ark tangent - I'd be too aShemed.
It'd be kind of derivative anyway.
Thers,
My twelve year old says word.
Last time I was denied by my bank their attitude triggered me to deliver a tonto the loan arranger.
Anal sex hat jokes? Like what type of cap Butthead would wear?
Thers,
Addendum from the spawn:
"there's Karma for ya."
Last time I was denied by my bank their attitude triggered me to deliver a tonto the loan arranger.
We bankers frown upon loan nuts.
That's depositive kind of thing that prevents me from just withdrawing from it all...
Eli
I trust you're feeling safe now? It's surely not your vault.
I trust you're feeling safe now? It's surely not your vault.
Yes, as lock would have it. Of course, I could crack at any moment.
Can't come up with any sex-related puns re hats
Well, if you don't haberdash off, maybe you'll think of something (and don't you dare suggest you want to pork pie).
Sweet dreams, dear batses.
Goodnight, sallyh.
(and don't you dare suggest you want to pork pie)
I'm pretty sure she's not a homoburg.
It'd be kind of derivative anyway. Eli
Only partially.
If there is one thing this bunch is qualified to do, it is to make anal sex hat jokes.
Thers
That's quite an ass-et in that beaver you've got.
If there is one thing this bunch is qualified to do, it is to make anal sex hat jokes. Thers
Someone oughta bust a cap in yo ass.
Goddammit, I shouldn't have to turn on the A/C at 2AM in November...
Someone oughta bust a cap in yo ass.
You saying you want to be in his bunnet?
Goddammit, I shouldn't have to turn on the A/C at 2AM in November...
Eli
Must be all that brain activity.
It's a little sweatshirty here.
Oh great.
The Monk is healing my #1 spawn on Guild Wars.
What is happening in Paris is the work of Al-Qaeda. Create chaos to bend France into an Islamic terrorist state.
You saying you want to be in his bunnet? Eli
I'm saying he should be fedoral hygiene products in through the out door.
Damn. No replies to my little 1909 S VDB remark.
Ah well.
There's always breasts for justice and Kerry with balls...
Goddammit, I shouldn't have to turn on the A/C at 2AM in November...
Eli
Must be all that brain activity.
It's a little sweatshirty here.
Any party hats?
Yes, as lock would have it. Of course, I could crack at any moment.
Eli
I won't teller.
I am awfully goddamn sure Al-Qaeda has never been in Paris or I would have seen the video on the internet.
Any party hats?
NTodd
Huh?
Must be all that brain activity.
But I'm the only one here.
Unless you count the laptop and PC...
Which is not say she may not have hooked up with them in a Burger King bathroom.
Eli -- will I regret missing Avalanche tonite?
Addendum from the spawn:
"there's Karma for ya."
Heh.
(Re: football, ot butt/hat jokes?)
I'm saying he should be fedoral hygiene products in through the out door.
Well, safari it sounds like that'd really take the pith out of him, eh what?
Any party hats? NTodd
I sent mine off to (Roy) Harper.
Eli -- will I regret missing Avalanche tonite?
I didn't.
"It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America. America is what it is today because of what went on in the past. Yet when I looked out over the sea, it reminded me that we've always got to keep history in mind. And one of the things that we've always got to know about America is that we love freedom, that we love people to be free, that freedom is God's gift to each and every individual."
-Bush to embassy personnel in Senegal (07/08/03)
NITWIT!!!
Well, safari it sounds like that'd really take the pith out of him, eh what? -Eli
Oh I dunno. Sombrero burden like that rather easily.
America is what it is today because of what went on in the past.
Yes, thank God for slavery - it made our country great!
Oh I dunno. Sombrero burden like that rather easily.
Boater they the type who would rather be free to live a bowler lifestyle?
(having a bit of trouble with the hat puns - I fear I may be blocked)
It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America.
If that were in English, it would probably be really offensive.
(having a bit of trouble with the hat puns - I fear I may be blocked)Eli
Beret! I win!
(having a bit of trouble with the hat puns - I fear I may be blocked)
Eli
Did you stretch. Can't have you pulling something.
Beret! I win!
Not so fez.
Kerry with balls...
rilly. That woman with the purple bandaid was pretty scary.
Damn. No replies to my little 1909 S VDB remark.
Sorry, didn't see it.
And no, I can't spare one, I'm sorry to say.
I do have a 1913 Lincoln, but it's nothing special. Plus a bunch of Indian Heads my grandfather game me the year he died.
My oldest coin is an 1807 VI Kreuzer. Got that, along with a number of other cool coins, from my old neighbor Bill, whom I mentioned earlier this evening.
I just shake my head when I see how a foreigner like Walter Neff misunderstands this great Tuskegee Experiment of Democracy we got going here in America.
I'm also pretty sure the al-qaeda/Paris thing is just a turban myth.
Did you stretch. Can't have you pulling something.
I'll try, but I might take a turban for the worse.
It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America.
Yes, we have no nabannas!
Any party hats?
NTodd
Huh?
It appears I have a few things I can teach you...
(having a bit of trouble with the hat puns - I fear I may be blocked)
Feel free to comment on the Hurricanes' incredible pass defense, or, alternately, the remarkably improved play of their offensive line.
These are of course just helpful suggestions.
Feel free to comment on the Hurricanes' incredible pass defense, or, alternately, the remarkably improved play of their offensive line.
Whatever it was, I was delighted to see them win so convincingly.
I'm also pretty sure the al-qaeda/Paris thing is just a turban myth.
Yarmulke-n this for all it's worth...
It appears I have a few things I can teach you...
NTodd
[takes seat at NTodd's feet, waiting expectantly...]
I've had just about enough of these thinly veiled threats from a bunch of hoods.
Yarmulke-n this for all it's worth...
Ignore him. Just kipa on kipa'ing on.
I've had just about enough of these thinly veiled threats from a bunch of hoods.
Cowlards.
It appears I have a few things I can teach you...
NTodd
*ahem*
Your private lessons have been cancelled.
Puns, feh.
I'm convinced that foreign leaders keep their faces straight while Bush is in the room, only to fall all over each other laughing the minute he leaves.
Hell met more than one of history's apologist trolls.
[takes seat at NTodd's feet, waiting expectantly...]
Damn, I wish I'd known I had such power in college or highschool.
I've had just about enough of these thinly veiled threats from a bunch of hoods.
JeffCO | Email | 11.06.05 - 2:27 am | #
Dude, have a toque and mellow out.
I may have to pause to scarf down some food.
I'm convinced that foreign leaders keep their faces straight while Bush is in the room, only to fall all over each other laughing the minute he leaves.
It's more likely they break out into a cold sweat knowing what damage he can do.
4lg -- hi!!
How's Mr. Plushy this evening?
Oh, yeah -- how are you doing? How's the pitcher taking going?
Hell met more than one of history's apologist trolls.
I hope they had to crown in their own bile.
Your private lessons have been cancelled.
What?! I'm a starving academic/artist. I need multiple revenue streams.
I wouldn't be at all surprised if he greets foreign leaders by asking them to pull his finger.
Is it a coincidence that all the Muslim areas of France have broken out into massive rioting?
It's a clear terrorist attack on France.
The only real way for France to be saved is by someone like a Pim Fortuyn.
Of course that is not a tempting path, since Fortuyn and Theo Van Gogh were both murdered by terrorists
There must be a milliner so more hat puns to be made.
I may have to pause to scarf down some food.
Try the balaclava for dessert!
What?! I'm a starving academic/artist. I need multiple revenue streams.
NTodd
I have to pay? That sucks.
It appears I have a few things I can teach you...
NTodd
[takes seat at NTodd's feet, waiting expectantly...]
Make him try to lift an X-Wing out of a pond full of maple syrup.
I have to pay? That sucks.
I think that might actually be one of the payment options...
4lg -- hi!!
How's Mr. Plushy this evening?
Mr. Plushy is outside prowling.
The picture taking is okay.
I have to pay?
First one's free.
That sucks.
Must. Resist.
It's a clear terrorist attack on France.
I thought you guys hated the cheese-eating surrender monkeys?
Is it a coincidence that all the Muslim areas of France have broken out into massive rioting?
I think Al-Qaeda was behind the rioting in Morgantown last year over that Mountaineer win, too. I can't prove it, tho...
I thought you guys hated the cheese-eating surrender monkeys?
Yeah, but they're white. That's gotta count for something.
What?! I'm a starving academic/artist. I need multiple revenue streams.
NTodd
I have to pay? That sucks.
Marcia Brady
See that? Stick with the purty pitchers....
I have to pay? That sucks.
It works the other way round too.
Foreigner? I was born in Newport, R.I.
I think Al-Qaeda was behind the rioting in Morgantown last year over that Mountaineer win, too. I can't prove it, tho...
Thers
I'm pretty sure it's Al Qaeda's fault I'm not reading the book I need to finish by Thursday.
Foreigner? I was born in Newport, R.I.
That's not really America.
Thers,
How did the Miami Hurricanes do?
I think Al-Qaeda was behind the rioting in Morgantown last year over that Mountaineer win, too. I can't prove it, tho... Thers
I believe they were behind the panic in Detroit as well. Each one of them is aladdin sane.
I'm pretty sure it's Al Qaeda's fault I'm not reading the book I need to finish by Thursday.
Did you get attacked by tearrorists?
Make him try to lift an X-Wing out of a pond full of maple syrup.
Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand...
It works the other way round too.
JeffCO
I laugh.
Foreigner? I was born in Newport, R.I. -WalterNeff
But you are hot-blooded right? Check it and see.
I'm pretty sure it's Al Qaeda's fault I'm not reading the book I need to finish by Thursday.
Marcia Brady
Eli's in al-Qaeda? Since when?
Oh, I was confused by the New Zealand thing. But anyway, ees just joke, my friend. Tuskeegee Experiment of Democracy, and all.
Foreigner? I was born in Newport, R.I.
Well, that was yesterday, and perhaps your heart turned to stone. And given the weather there, you are probably alternately as cold as ice AND hot blooded.
Eli's in al-Qaeda? Since when?
There might be some confusion with my cousin, Eli Qaeda.
Did you get attacked by tearrorists?
Eli
That will be my story.
Tearrorists? I'm not picking up on anything tonight. I'm so confused.
Tearrorists? I'm not picking up on anything tonight. I'm so confused.
Book? Tearing?
Bah, it's late - I'm off my game.
Make him try to lift an X-Wing out of a pond full of maple syrup.
Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand...
I can feel the waffles rising within you, my young Jedi toaster...
I believe they were behind the panic in Detroit as well. Each one of them is aladdin sane.
JeffCO | Email | 11.06.05 - 2:35 am | #
Bowie, I say Bowie, don't go starting new pun threads!
I laugh. Marcia Brady
Preferable to your drawing a bead on me. Or is it??? rubbing chin
Party hats...tearrorists...blocking...
See that? Stick with the purty pitchers....
Not enough sales. Gonna need to break out the pity marketing scheme again soon.
It's a clear terrorist attack on France.
It's so cool that we can define anything as a terrorist attack these days. 'cept the Anthrax Letters that were sent to Democratic Congressional leaders. And Eric Rudolph's bombings of the Olympics and abortion clinics. And Congress cutting health benefits for the poor to pay for $70B more tax cuts of the rich.
I thought you guys hated the cheese-eating surrender monkeys?
No, just their cowardly government.
I hope enough people in France come together to throw those socialists out of office.
I think Al-Qaeda was behind the rioting in Morgantown last year over that Mountaineer win, too. I can't prove it
The left is clueless about the threat from terrorism.
The freedoms you use the most are under direct attack by the Islamic Fascists.
Not one Muslim nation has legal abortion.
Muslim countries have no Democracy.
Muslim countries have no regard for freedom of speech or freedom of religion.
George W. Bush is fighting to protect those rights.
If Bush were so bad, he would let radical Islam consume and destroy Europe, but he doesn't want to be responsible for the death of millions.
What is happening in Paris will likely happen in Amsterdam, Berlin, London, Detroit, anywhere with a large cluster of radical Islamic figures.
Why is it so hard for you all to admit that Radical Islam is a greater evil than Bush?
(Would ya believe "Osama been latein'"?)
Here's a question: is it unseasonably warm everywhere, or just here? It's been in the mid-to-high 70s here for several days, and headed into the 80s through next Thursday. We usually get our first frost on Halloween; this year, we haven't even approached temps that low.
Follow-up question: since for every week that goes by with unseasonably warm weather I don't have to turn on the heat and spend $40 or $50 on it, and supposedly the high price is the result of limited supply and high demand, will the unseasonably warm weather drive down the price on natural gas, or will they just have to come up with a more creative excuse to ass-rape me? Because for every week that goes by without me using the overpriced gas, a little more of their windfall profit slips away, will they raise the price even higher to recoup their insane profit margin?
I'm from Newport and I'm jazzed.
There might be some confusion with my cousin, Eli Qaeda.
Eli
He's that wise guy who always put up the devil sign over people in the reunion photos, I bet.
Bah, it's late - I'm off my game.
Eli
No, you're perfect. I'm cotton-headed.
Ripley...Patti Rocks...The Warrior is my all time favorite song. It was quite sad to see her on TV this year on some sad show reuniting bands. She hasn't aged particularly well, but she still has the pipes!!
I can feel the waffles rising within you, my young Jedi toaster...
The Fries are strong with this one...
Bowie, I say Bowie, don't go starting new pun threads! fourmorewars
Damn, I was just starting to get Ziggy wid it.
Eli's in al-Qaeda? Since when?
There might be some confusion with my cousin, Eli Qaeda.
The Worm. The Spice. Is there a relationship?
I can feel the waffles rising within you, my young Jedi toaster...
But Planet Basketball is a peaceful world!
Party hats...tearrorists...blocking...
That's 'blogging'. And 'party hats' have a lot to do with nipply weather...
So, Joe Cotton, are you going to have any moon in your From the Earth to the Moon movie? Jeebus this flick is foul.
How did the Miami Hurricanes do?
They beat Virginian Tech 27-7 on the strength of a dominating defensive performance and an offensive attack executed with surgical precision.
Details to follow in the next 48 posts!
will the unseasonably warm weather drive down the price on natural gas, or will they just have to come up with a more creative excuse to ass-rape me?
Jennifer
Um, B.
Not one Muslim nation has legal abortion.
So you support Roe v. Wade?
Haha - Ruppert responded... in an utterly humorless, cognitively- and personality-disordered way of course, but still, We Win!!!! Too bad, so sad.
Not enough sales. Gonna need to break out the pity marketing scheme again soon.
Well if you were to find the perfect companion shot for Fire in Fog...
So you support Roe v. Wade?
I don't, but you do.
Does it concern you at all that you think a radical evil group of terrorists are better than Bush.
The fact is that the European liberalism that you admire will have to adapt to defeat Radical Islam, or else Europe will fall under the rule of Islamic radicals
There are muslim democracies, but I'll not tell you which are, because you are just a cut and paste troll.
Name one Muslim Democracy
Fred Eper
You can't even get the anagram of your fake name right.
What is happening in Paris will likely happen in Amsterdam, Berlin, London, Detroit, anywhere with a large cluster of radical Islamic figures.
What is happening in Paris -- you mean the trend towards lighter, more layered fabrics, as well as the return of pastels?
Jennifer -- those are very good questions. Only time will tell.
Well if you were to find the perfect companion shot for Fire in Fog...
I've heard Internet in Explorer is not a big seller, unfortunately.
When you talk to Ruppert, the terrorists have already won.
Besides - he's been traced before - he posts from Saudi Arabia.
Wes Clark on torture and the Big Dick.
audio
http://www.crooksandliars.com/20...1/
05.html#a5720
and some transcript
http://www.blah3.com/modules.php...article&
sid=395
The American power in the world will not have been based on the barrel of a gun. It’s been based on our economic strength, but also on our values. And the fact is that people in large parts of the world believe that from the American people and the American government they would be treated fairly and generously. When we’ve done that we’ve won friends all over the world. When we’ve behaved like…other powers…and been small-minded and nasty and mean-spirited and run things on an eye for an eye, tit for tat basis, we’ve lost friends, lost influence and generally lost our policies.
I’ve very disappointed that the Vice President is [arguing for torture provisions] because I know it’s easy for an armchair quarterback to think if you put somebody’s arm behind his back the guy will squeal. But the truth is, and John McCain I think is living proof of this, is that people don’t squeal when you torture them. They may scream and they may talk but they’re not giving you the information that in most cases that you want. If they are, there are other ways to get it.
I think this is one of those issues that goes right to the top of the government. When you have the Vice President advocating the exemption for torture, it’s pretty clear where the guidance came from to abuse and rough up prisoners, and even though this is not the character of the United States Army, the leaders I know or the men and women who serve in the army, they’re nevertheless subject to his control and direction. This has got to be stopped at the political level, the legal level--it’s not a problem inside the armed forces. And that’s been the failure of the investigation so far. Sure, they’re investigating how come these people at Abu Ghraib went too far, they should never have gone that far, but the whole idea of not respecting the Geneva convention, the whole idea of pressuring and abusing and humiliating these prisoners did not originate with sergeants and privates in Abu Ghraib.
We need the moral high ground and our troops need the moral high ground because we’ve always believed we were better, we weren’t like other armies—we didn’t abuse people, we didn’t torture, we didn’t kill them. And to strip that core value from our troops is to strike at the very heart of the patriotism, the morale, the spirit, that animates the force of free men and women fighting for democracy.
etc.
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10Q to interviewer and transcriber.
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So you support Roe v. Wade?
I don't, but you do.
And why does that mean I should support a war that kills Muslims, is...?
Does it concern you at all that you think a radical evil group of terrorists are better than Bush.
No, given that your strawman's pants are on fire.
The fact is that the European liberalism that you admire will have to adapt to defeat Radical Islam, or else Europe will fall under the rule of Islamic radicals
I don't recall ever stating I support "European liberalism". I'm much more concerned about what goes on here in the US, and our exporting violence abroad.
Name one Muslim Democracy
If I can name one, (Muslim being defined as the vast majority of the population, say over 60% being Muslim) will you leave permanently?
The Worm. The Spice. Is there a relationship?
The answer lies within the sitch.
Name one Muslim Democracy
The Duchy of Grand Fenwick
.
Devon has taken a turn for the worse...back to Emergency...poibly life threatening
Besides - he's been traced before - he posts from Saudi Arabia.
Maybe we *should* bomb them back the stone age...
If I can name one, (Muslim being defined as the vast majority of the population, say over 60% being Muslim) will you leave permanently?
doug, celestial mechanic
It didn't work before. He'll just come back as Ru Paul or something.
will you leave permanently?
He lied about leaving when Libby when indicted. He has no honor and should be beheaded in the public square. It's the only thing he'll understand.
Turkey
Name one Muslim Democracy
Saudi Arabia.
What is happening in Paris -- you mean the trend towards lighter, more layered fabrics, as well as the return of pastels?
Thers
Gauchos. With boots.
And green is the new black.
So, Joe Cotton, are you going to have any moon in your From the Earth to the Moon movie? Jeebus this flick is foul.
WalterNeff
Joe Cotton died in the end.
Name one Muslim Democracy
Pakistan?
Fred - I don't think radical evil terrorists are better than Bush, but quite frankly, I don't see much of a distinction.
Bush's actions in the past 5 years have killed more innocent people than all the terrorist attacks of the past 100 years combined. The thing that sets him apart from the terrorists is that he uses a military machine, funded by a lot of people who completely disagree with him, to do his killing rather than getting personally involved in it the way the terrorists do. But his body count is way higher than theirs.
You can claim that his intentions are good, but you know what the road to hell is paved with. He has his opinion about what would make the world a better place, just as bin Laden has his opinion about what would make the world a better (more righteous anyway) place. As far as I'm concerned, both of them are completely batshit insane, but Bush has definitely killed more people in service to his insane opinion than bin Laden has.
He'll just come back as Ru Paul or something.
At least then we could mock him for his over the top fashion sense.
Name one Muslim Democracy
Wait, wait...Uzbekistan.
Walter Neff wins the prize.
Gauchos. With boots.
flory
Now that's a hot look.
Fred/Ruppert's such a Turkey.
He lied about leaving when Libby when indicted. He has no honor and should be beheaded in the public square. It's the only thing he'll understand.
JeffCO
Can we stone him instead?
Its more inclusive.
At least then we could mock him for his over the top fashion sense.
doug, celestial mechanic
While admiring his long blonde plastic hair...
In truth Ruppert is Muslim and is trying to make us justify his irrational hatred of our freedom and democracy. The kindest thing would be to send him to Gitmo for a few years to think about it.
Wait, wait...Uzbekistan.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 11.06.05 - 2:50 am | #
Quit fucking around, I could have you boiled in oil for saying that.
Devon has died
And beside Turkey, Iran, did have a representative democracy in 1954, before the USA CIA overthrew it because they were talking to the Soviet Union.
Great, the namestealing tragedy troll is here.
Apparently, FreeperD doesn't know how to crank up Google.
They lied about having lied about lying.
Fucking Dick Nixon is having an orgasm.
Walter Neff wins the prize.
doug, celestial mechanic
Is the prize a turkey? Cause that would be so coincidental.
He'll just come back as Ru Paul or something.
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
I believe the proper punishment for Libby involves a bear, a cage and a stick.
Well if you were to find the perfect companion shot for Fire in Fog...
Have you seen Winding Roads' current highlights? Or my latest Autumn in Vermont shots? Can I interest you in some steak knives? How about something in 18th century silver?
Great, the namestealing tragedy troll is here.
Eli
I believe he's been here all the time.
I believe he's been here all the time.
Probably, yeah. The tragedy thing is just a sidelight.
Devon has died
Bullshit.
FreeperD doesn't know how to crank up Google.
(Troll frantically checks keyboard for crank)
Pakistan, also once was, not that long ago before they had some sort of change in their government. That I've not been able to figure out when and how. I didn't see it being covered by western news people.
You see Fred Eper, America is really the enemy of democracy. We don't like it because the population of a country is much harder to control then a few of your paid of employees.
Fucking Dick Nixon is having an orgasm.
Max Planck
Once again, I can thank y'all for making celibacy so attractive.
While admiring his long blonde plastic hair... Marcia Brady
And his eyes of blue - nothing but sorrow for that boy.
Who's Devon?
And beside Turkey, Iran, did have a representative democracy in 1954, before the USA CIA overthrew it because they were talking to the Soviet Union.
doug, celestial mechanic | 11.06.05 - 2:51 am | #
Oh, yer just making things up. I'm so Shah!
Fucking Dick Nixon is having an orgasm.
Max Planck
Once again, I can thank y'all for making celibacy so attractive.
DAAAAAAMMMMNNN YOOOUUUU, MAX!!!!
Wait, wait...Uzbekistan.
NTodd
You're getting....warm...
Is the prize a turkey? Cause that would be so coincidental.
sorry, it's a stuffed bear, like all the other prizes on the midway.
Now that's a hot look.
Marcia Brady
Now explain to me why I didn't save any of mine?
Quit fucking around, I could have you boiled in oil for saying that.
With oil prices so high? I think not.
Iran, did have a representative democracy in 1954, before the USA CIA overthrew it
You say that like it's a bad thing.
GET TO THE FUCKING MOON ALREADY!
Is the prize a turkey? Cause that would be so coincidental.
sorry, it's a stuffed bear, like all the other prizes on the midway.
It's not an afghan? Or a pet iraq? How curious.
Now explain to me why I didn't save any of mine?
flory
You were overwhelmed by the heat?
Quit fucking around, I could have you boiled in oil for saying that.
With oil prices so high? I think not.
Jello, then. Or peanut butter. Maybe even chocolate.
Oh, yer just making things up. I'm so Shah! fourmorewars
He can't help it - it's a Pahlavian response!
DAAAAAAMMMMNNN YOOOUUUU, MAX!!!!
Eli
You could always try to change my mind.
It's snowing outside and the dogs are making me crazy going in and out, in and out.
GET TO THE FUCKING MOON ALREADY!
Dude, it's called "*From* The Earth To The Moon," not "Adventures Mostly On The Moon," okay?
It's snowing outside and the dogs are making me crazy going in and out, in and out. doug
I thought that was momma and her squeezebox?
You could always try to change my mind.
I got 663 reasons for ya...
doug - well thanks for answering my question about unseasonably warm weather. I guess it is just here.
Oh, yer just making things up. I'm so Shah! fourmorewars
He can't help it - it's a Pahlavian response!
Stop strutting around like a Peacock.
ROLL UP THE SLEEVES.
-
He can't help it - it's a Pahlavian response!
Now we're off on a Tehran Iran puns? There are Khomeini possibilities!
I thought that was momma and her squeezebox?
That makes more a a glorp sound, like the sound effects in the comics by R. Crumb.
I got 663 reasons for ya...
Eli
Well, it's nice to know I'm worth spare change, I guess.
Stop strutting around like a Peacock.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 11.06.05 - 3:00 am | #
I was throne for a loop with that one.
It's snowing outside and the dogs are making me crazy going in and out, in and out.
Ain't snowing here, and I'm working on getting Sam and Cairo to understand that the back door will NOT be open 24x7 as it was in the summer.
Now we're off on a Tehran Iran puns? There are Khomeini possibilities! Eli
Ayatollah so.
From the Earth to Just a Few Feet Above It
well thanks for answering my question about unseasonably warm weather. I guess it is just here.
That is warm for here. It's only about 30 to 33F and it should be closer to 0 to 20F this late in the year.
Dude, it's called "*From* The Earth To The Moon," not "Adventures Mostly On The Moon," okay?
That stupid movie was putting me to sleep.
Well, it's nice to know I'm worth spare change, I guess. Marcia Brady
I'd buy that for a dollar!
I was throne for a loop with that one.
If Ayatollah once, I've Ayatollah thousand times...
Well, it's nice to know I'm worth spare change, I guess.
You Noe it!
Ain't snowing here, and I'm working on getting Sam and Cairo to understand that the back door will NOT be open 24x7 as it was in the summer.
Why don't you get them a pet door?
I'll have to Mullah on this for awhile to come up with any more puns.
I guess I'll go read my book.
What is happening in Paris will likely happen in Amsterdam, Berlin, London, Detroit, anywhere with a large cluster of radical Islamic figures.
Damn, you mean those ladies in head scarves shopping with me at the Value City today were radical Islamic figures? They seemed so nice. Who would've thunk?
Spent Halloween handing out candy at my brother's place in Dearborn and got the biggest kick out of seeing women in head scarves escorting their children dressed as princesses, pirates, et. I thought, kids of all backgrounds sharing in wearing costumes and begging candy - this this what America should be.
From the Earth to I Can See My House From Here
From the Earth to Just a Few Feet Above It
Oh, the Atlas rocket? Or the Redstone? There were, uh...problems in the early days.
Why don't you get them a pet door? -fourlegsgood
He prefers to have a pet peeve.
Well, it's nice to know I'm worth spare change, I guess.
You Noe it!
Eli
Fine. See if I stop by Pittsburgh at the end of March.
I'll have to Mullah on this for awhile to come up with any more puns.
What kind of bullshi'ite is this?
Why don't you get them a pet door?
They do have one but only to a fenced in part of our yard. They want to patrol the whole hillside. There might be panthers on the loose tonight.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
HAHAHAHA! I liiiiiiiike it!
Fine. See if I stop by Pittsburgh at the end of March.
You should! We'll have a great dime!
Why don't you get them a pet door?
Got one: it's called the big fucking gaping hole Sam tore into the screen last summer.
And in winter, a pet door is equivalent to ligthing sawbucks on fire daily.
any young juicy boys about?
Fine. See if I stop by Pittsburgh at the end of March. Marcia Brady
Please come to Denver to see the snowfall.
We'll move up into the mountains so far we can't be found...
Can I interest you in some steak knives? How about something in 18th century silver?
NTodd
Atmospheric autumn day. Fog. Color. Like that.
"We are approaching at an oblique angle which may cause us to entirely miss it"
Joe, If you fucking miss the moon, I will throw you back under the train that ran you over in the preceeding movie.
Go suck a hairy moose fake prior.
Well, Ru Paul morphs into Tragedy into namestealer. And all so seamlessly.
Whose going to overtake Topeka first?
Russia, circa 1954, or Osama, circa from now on?
I'll have to Mullah on this for awhile to come up with any more puns.
What kind of bullshi'ite is this?
Just a minarette...I'm thinking.
It's snowing outside and the dogs are making me crazy going in and out, in and out.
doug, celestial mechanic
Snow? Explain this snow.
What kind of bullshi'ite is this? Eli
None at all. Imaman of my word.
any young juicy boys about?
You still haven't broken that habit?
Just a minarette...I'm thinking.
Mosque you dawdle? You're muezzin' all the action!
So I'm a little late to the thread but I'd like to offer my 2 cents on the waterboarding and fake burial crap: Only men who have never been to war would even consider this. (
A bunch of smelly human beings in need of a swift kick in the ass! Looks like that prescription is on the way and i might add, "with all the momentum of a runaway freight train."
Snow? Explain this snow.
It's like cocaine, but falls from the sky, as a gift from the Lord.
HAHAHAHA! I liiiiiiiike it!
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 11.06.05 - 3:04 am | #
Don't bring that movie up.
Red Foreman is not a cop killer, he's just not!!
G'night, moonbats.
Mosque you dawdle? You're muezzin' all the action! Eli
What happened man? You used to have such a sunni disposition.
still looking for the honest pun
Got one: it's called the big fucking gaping hole Sam tore into the screen last summer.
A real self-starter that Sam.
None at all. Imaman of my word.
JeffCO
Savior powder for the big battle.
I actually have the airconditioner on tonight.
That really pisses me off.
It's been a real slice.
G'night.
What happened man? You used to have such a sunni disposition.
It's the heat, it Khatami.
And I think it's time for be to Qutb outta here and catch some sleep. Later, y'all.
You want the our guests at Gitmo to spill their guts? Show them this movie.
It's like cocaine, but falls from the sky, as a gift from the Lord.
NTodd
And then our preznit snorts it?
Source
"
SEN. JOE BIDEN, D-Del., made some interesting comments during his Manchester stop Tuesday night. He said too many Democrats were elitist and even unpatriotic, and he blamed them for helping Republicans paint the entire party as out of touch with America.
Biden noted that some Democrats had even questioned why he wore an American flag pin on his lapel.
The senator has been refreshingly honest about his run for the Democratic nomination for President in 2008. Further honest comments like those he made Tuesday night might hurt his chances within a party lurching increasingly to the left. But the Democrats need to hear them.
The anti-American left has seriously damaged the party, and unless more high-profile Democrats take them on, theirs will continue to be the minority party in America."
Got that right
I still barbecued tonight in the blowing snow. Now it makes sense that I bought a new grill with a high BTU rating. You need that in a blizzard or the food never gets done.
Fred Eper, fuck you cut and paste troll.
still looking for the honest pun -doug, diogones
Get yourself a little French aide. You know, l'antern.
Hey, they had a guy who looked just like Whimpy - that was fun.
doug,
Snuggle in for the duration. You're a hearty dude!
Snow? Explain this snow.
Looks something like this.
Mosque you dawdle? You're muezzin' all the action!
Allah get to it when I'm good and ready. Jihad enough of your pushy shit, mister.
Snow, I laugh at the blizzards. If its still snowing tomorrow, I'll take a walk in it. I need some picts of the woodside crossing.
Fred Eper, fuck you cut and paste troll.
doug, diogones
Doug -- it was from the MUL -- othewise known as RNC North. They're still trying to figure out why Joe McCarthy isn't preznit.
the troll agrees with BankofBiden
Can't wait till he tells us our only hope is the Lieberman/Zell ticket for 2008.
Fred: when you get an original thought, send me a Marconi.
Snow? Explain this snow.
Looks something like this.
Another word for fallen leaves?
WHAT THE FUCK?????
NO MOON!
bedtime
Jihad enough of your pushy shit, mister. NTodd
Yuseffish bastard! Think of someone else for a change and rially surprise us.
Can't wait till he tells us our only hope is the Lieberman/Zell ticket for 2008.
JeffCO
Where does that leave MBNA Joe?
Oh, wait -- Secretary of State?
Red Foreman is not a cop killer, he's just not!!
If you spent a few winters in WI, wouldn't you become a cop killer in Detroit?
It's been a real slice.
G'night.
Oh sure, leave me.
A real self-starter that Sam.
He does think outside the box.
The anti-American left has seriously damaged the party, and unless more high-profile Democrats take them on, theirs will continue to be the minority party in America.
Weird. I don't know anybody on the left who is anti-American.
From the Earth to We Ran Out of Money
Fred: when you get an original thought, send me a Marconi.
WalterNeff
Though Fred most likely doesn't realize it, Mr. Marconi's work greatly helped me publish this trivial line.
Poor Walter is totally cheesed off.
Yuseffish bastard! Think of someone else for a change and rially surprise us.
Wahabi you talking about?
Weird. I don't know anybody on the left who is anti-American.
NTodd
I know plenty in the center who are.
Though Fred most likely doesn't realize it, Mr. Marconi's work greatly helped me publish this trivial line.
Ouch, that Hertz.
Ouch, that Hertz.
NTodd
Ohm-igod, another pun thread.
Ohm-igod, another pun thread.
flory
I can't keep current with the last one.
Ohm-igod, another pun thread.
Never underestimate the capacitance of Atriots for punning...
Rollins had a great bit about the couple hundred anti-protest protesters claiming the hundreds of thousands in DC don't "support the troops" but they do. His basic message was if that's all they got, an 8th grade mentality, then fuck 'em.
But our self-hating lonely troll here knows he's lying with every post - he just doesn't care. He's here because he's drawn to our intelligence and humor, but he hates us bitterly because he needs us so desparately. It's so very sad- I really think he should be chained in a fetal position and abandoned for a month or so - he might find inner resources he didn't know he had.
hi peeps. everyone have a good night tonight? and where the hell is thread bot? these 1k threads are just silly.
I can't keep current with the last one.
Re-volting, isn't it, how fast these threads transform? It's enough to induce vomiting...
My resistance to punning makes me induct this one.
Hi, chidy!
Been out partying tonite?
Must... put up... greater... resistance....
everyone have a good night tonight?
I've had a pretty Faraday.
Re-volting, isn't it, how fast these threads transform? It's enough to induce vomiting...
NTodd
I try resistance, but I get such a charge out of them.
What snow looks like. This was taken just a few minutes ago, but it was not falling that hard, when I took it. Its so warm that it's melting as fast as it is falling.
http://static.flickr.com/25/
6031...d8cf111a5_b.jpg
I Tesla what: let's stop the pun thread now, before we shock people.
Joule live to regret staying up this late.
Some number of months ago we were talking about yard work. This is what a lawn mower looks like here.
http://static.flickr.com/32/
5997...0b95fb645_b.jpg
notdd, i'm shocked by the fact that you were hold nymary earlier in this thread.
If I Edison, I'd want him to pun.
let's stop the pun thread now, before we shock people.
Dunno about that we might find out people reactance.
notdd, i'm shocked by the fact that you were hold nymary earlier in this thread.
Watt are you talking about?
holding, dammit. "holding."
I Tesla what: let's stop the pun thread now, before we shock people.
NTodd
Ya got yer plug in. Still, it cord be an interesting thread.
And some named henry may find the punning strangely magnetic.
Tesla RAWKED!
If I Edison, I'd want him to pun.
I'd BTU he wouldn't, amp I'm not just saying that out of spite.
Is this transformative?
anyone have any suggestions for my next blog entry? i'm having bloggers block.
snow sounds wonderful, d. i bbq in it all the time.
And some named henry may find the punning strangely magnetic. doug
Erg!
Not the stupid hair band, but the genius who frightened Edison more than Westinghouse.
Tesla RAWKED!
So did AC/DC.
notdd, i'm shocked by the fact that you were hold nymary earlier in this thread.
Not dd has seen the error of his ways...
(You have been partying, haven't you?)
and forgive me for the lack of puns, it's not that kind of night.
now, dancing- let's face it: i know how to shake it. you wish you could own a podium like i do.
Not the stupid hair band, but the genius who frightened Edison more than Westinghouse.
Oh, thanks for the illumination.
So did AC/DC. NTodd
Yeah, yeah, how coulomb you...
now, dancing- let's face it: i know how to shake it. you wish you could own a podium like i do.
chicago dyke
And you will give lessons at EschaCon II?
now, dancing- let's face it: i know how to shake it. you wish you could own a podium like i do.
Yes, you do have a spark that generates a lot of jealousy in me.
Not now. I'm busy holding NYMary.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 11.06.05 - 12:53 am |
ahem. /taps foot./
We must not forget Mustafa Farad, the shocking Egyptian electrical experimenter.
Dang- wasn't Phila meant to be here for this?
And you will give lessons at EschaCon II?
You mean Electric Boogaloo?
Not the stupid hair band, but the genius who frightened Edison more than Westinghouse.
Who commented when he heard the 98% persperation 2% inspiration remark from Edison, "there's be less perspiration, if he'd think a bit longer".
Oh, thanks for the illumination.
NTodd
Dude that's golden.
So did AC/DC. NTodd
Yeah, yeah, how coulomb you...
Actually, I've had a pretty insular life, which is why I don't always conduct myself as well as I should.
You mean Electric Boogaloo?
JeffCO
As she wishes....
flory, don't be mean. you know that i've a problem with...spelling.
Bedtime.
Nite all.
Since our troll is a moronic asshole that keeps changing back and forth, trying to torque us off, does that make him a dip-ole?
lessons would be very hard on some of you, i can tell from the pictures. it's the shoes- you have to have the right kind of shoes.
flory, don't be mean. you know that i've a problem with...spelling.
chicago dyke
I would never be mean. I'm just jealous you've been out playing all nite whilst I've been here....herding cats....
Not now. I'm busy holding NYMary.
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 11.06.05 - 12:53 am |
ahem. /taps foot./
Um...she was sad because Thers made her a football widow, switch is why I was comforting her. Don't blow a circuit.
does that make him a dip-ole?
No, he has flip-flop logic.
Um...she was sad because Thers made her a football widow, switch is why I was comforting her. Don't blow a circuit.
NTodd
ChiDy:
1. Wander upthread and see if that's consistent with the excuse he gave me.
2. Why is he compelled to give excuses to both of us?
Now I'm leaving....really.
G'nite.
It's simple boolean logic that our trolls are brain dead.
I'm very bored.
Does that answer your question?
no pun intented, but i'm going to go light up a smoke. someone leave the bedside lamp on so i can find my way back w/o stumbling.
Franklin, I've had my filiment of the puns and should probably go to bed. Anode what you're going to say, but I'm really sleepy, and I cathode any longer.
I think this is something simels would appreciate:
I came home this evening and went to fix myself a snack. Imagine my surprise when I opened up the fridge to see a little squirrel sacked out inside. "What the hell are you doing?" I shouted. "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" the squirrel said. "Yes, it is- so what?" "Well, I'm westing!"
lessons would be very hard on some of you, i can tell from the pictures. it's the shoes- you have to have the right kind of shoes. chicago dyke
Here's a tip - if she offers to let you try on her red shoes, just say no!
This al-Libi of the scooter is a great leader of his people and a friend to this Cheney who is my brother. This Cheney and myself will impale many men in his honor and he dip his bread in their blood.
I once stayed in my cousins cabin on Swan lake. I fired up the oven to cook something and it began to smoke and making crackle bang noises.
Some squirrels had been saving nuts inside.
Chimpy and Cheney- they are the lying killing mudering raping lying torturing stealing lying version of Frick and Frack. When will fitz give us the indictements of rove dick and chimpenfuherer
1. Wander upthread and see if that's consistent with the excuse he gave me.
2. Why is he compelled to give excuses to both of us?
Entrapment! This is a political witch hunt, and partisan, and a violation of the First and Fifth Amendments and I want a lawyer.
damn, doug, that's country!
vlad- so you and crashcart go way back, eh? no surprise. tell him to wipe the blood off his chin, it looks bad on tv.
night, not dd.
hoo hoo chimpy's in it deep now! lets hope that mafia boy alito cant get on the court to give the next election to jeb. cause we all know that at least roberts, scalia, "simple sambo" thomas and alito would vote the BFEE's way every time.
Holy shit, it's almost time for me to get up. Guess I'd better get some shuteye. See you America-haters in a while.
Alright- I was wired before, but my head is slipping quickly into a solid state, so I'd best be off as well. Back to you, night shift.
anyone have any suggestions for my next blog entry? i'm having bloggers block.
You could write about that. I have that blockage at least once a week, and then I usually surf until I find something worth stealing.
ntodd- don't make me come over there and tuck you in.
jeff- the danger shoes are actually the italian purple leather knee highs. four inch heels. stiletto.
these are pretty close.
jeff- the danger shoes are actually the italian purple leather knee highs. four inch heels. stiletto. chicago dyke
Yikes! I'm guessing at your fancy dress balls everyone toes the line or spends the next week heeling.
madame snake goddess: yeah, that's what i do. i guess i was just a tad depressed, or tired of, writing about evil and horror and lying and such. weekends are times for happy posts.
i was thinking about doing one on sequels and remakes. in movies, that is.
CD, the girl wearing the purple boots did have some mighty fine legs, but why are these danger shoes, and what does that mean?
these are pretty close. chicago dyke
I've heard of fuck-me pumps; would those be fuck-you boots?
jeff- i really suck at puns. i tried once on a cheese thread, and i goudan't think of anything.
i tried once on a cheese thread, and i goudan't think of anything. chicago dyke
Well feel free to Halvartit now.
doug: there are two kinds of nights for me and my crew. high heeled, and medium heeled. the former usually includes tequila, whomping on a stupid homophobe dumb enough to hit on me and diss my friends, and the mdma disc by skribble and acid.
the latter, well, that's just platform/podium dominating.
madame snake goddess: yeah, that's what i do. i guess i was just a tad depressed, or tired of, writing about evil and horror and lying and such. weekends are times for happy posts.
i was thinking about doing one on sequels and remakes. in movies, that is.
Yes, getting depressed is a professional hazard of bloggers. I have been reading of the French riots and of George Bush. Something on sequels and remakes would be wonderful!
do read today's xymphora.
gets it so accurately.
read it while listening to perla batalla's version of cucurrucucu paloma.
want to dance? buy this.
seriously. it's the best dance cd ever put together. it'll blow you away the first time you listen to it all the way thru.
what about a horny guy dumb enough to hit on CD and respect you and your friend?
hi albert! how's trix? gotta a blog suggestion for me?
and where's your blog? you so obviously need one. /compliment/
do you like cruelty, doug? that's my specialty with straight men. my legs are better than the chick in the pic i posted, and i am chock full of naught come backs and one liners.
it's sort of like what they do with horses. they get one stallion all excited, thinking he's gonna hit that mare ass. once she's ready, they bring in the actual stud.
the mare is your girlfriend.
Seriously, I camambert it even one more brie-f moment. I ricotta get to bed- I'm a munster without my sleep. Buenas nachos everyone!
chicago dyke, I'm sorry but that reads as down right weird.
albert, is this what you mean? from the xymphora site:
My thesis is that Democrats never get anywhere because they secretly like the American Empire, but just want someone else to get covered in all the blood. Hence no real efforts to do anything about the crooked voting machines. Democrats can continue to vote with their consciences, secure in the knowledge that the Diebold machines will always reliably elect Republicans
...sounds about right for you, friend. nice and depressing.
well, doug, i suppose that's true. late night lack of sensibility, yeah. that's what it is.
chicago dyke.....
why didn't you respond to my inquiry concerning the green mill?
you must have missed it.
patti barber. a fabulous jass pianist and her band will be doing it for the last time for a while on 14/11/05.
i am going to be in chitown on business. and i am going to try to catch that show.
caught her at au bar in manhattan in may. what an explosion of music. she did an extrapolation of the beatles' blackbird that was one of the greatest bits ever produced - i am generally not keen on drum solos, but this one blew me away, and i have heard some of the greatest.
i wish the set had been recorded.
because they secretly like the American Empire,
Secret? Not really. Just go back as far as the 60's (I'm going to ignore Clinton, and Carter administrations to protect the guilty and innocent) and you'll find folks like Johnson being involved in a whole bunch of questionable activities, in the pursuit of the American Empire.
slashdot's top story is about a nine year old physics major in college who's main plan is to overcome gravity.
in south korea.
sigh. stories like these always make me wonder who we're missing here as we destroy public education in the barrio and ghetto.
albert- yes, i missed that. unfortunately, i don't currently live in chicago, although i'm still there frequently.
the mill is nice. the green dolphin is better. but jazz isn't my scene so much anymore. there's heartbreak involved, and a couple of memories about big love and great jazz at the showcase that i just can't deal with anymore. you sound like an expert.
and i'm with you about wishing some nights had been recorded. carl cox, i'm looking at you!
stories like these always make me wonder who we're missing here as we destroy public education in the barrio and ghetto.
The Soviet Union actively were destroying their intelligentsia while at the same time, they were trying to select from the various provinces for exceptional students.
They still managed to get into space before the US and had impressive military hardware, some of which was better in many way then equivalent US ones.
There's talent in the general population that is not being educated as well as they should for the well being of the country.
ah, c.d. -
come on. by this stage in your life you have to realize that democrats are republicans with only a different label.
i give kucinich his island. but, beyond that island, can you tell me any other dems in the senate that have opposed the amerikan murderings in iraq?
and shall we discuss haiti?
how many other little bits of murderings that we don't know about, because that journal of record - the nyt - refuses to report those nasty little bits of imperial activities?
we should be depressed by what this country is doing. and we should know of it.
and goddam it, we should try to change it.
the major problem there is that the demtillians are reptillians.
i think that those of us who care to make a change are caught between the hammer and the anvil.
ac- sorry, didn't mean to imply that i disagree with your point.
they are the same, i know that. there are still some who are out for the interests of the people, the CBC comes to mind.
the rest: whores. this, i get.
now. the important question becomes: what are we going to do about it? seriously. it's all well and good to be a doomsayer, but at some point, if you really care about politics and not just bitching, it's important to develop strategies for change.
i think we're at that point today. let's foment a revolution! ideas?
foment a revolution! ideas?
You have to first decide what you want, and then determine how to build this.
i just love how slashdot portrays gates as a borg. hee hee. looks like he may lose korea as well, those naughty linux folks are making offers not to be refused again.
ou have to first decide what you want, and then determine how to build this.
doug, diogones | 11
well, now you've done it. never ask someone like me what they want...
frankly, i'm tired of the human experiment with government. it always ends up being about a select few sucking off the rest of us.
forget 'protection' and 'creating opportunity,' i think the cost is too high.
i'm with vinge. let's let technology take over the role of government. let's organize into collectives of mutual interest. let's accept that life, for all organisms, is brilliant, brutal, and contentious. let's drop ideology of all kinds.
yes, scriptkiddies, i'm an anarchist. and yes, i know what i want will most likely not come to pass. not before the singularity, anyway.
ou have to first decide what you want, and then determine how to build this.
doug, diogones | 11
well, now you've done it. never ask someone like me what they want...
frankly, i'm tired of the human experiment with government. it always ends up being about a select few sucking off the rest of us.
forget 'protection' and 'creating opportunity,' i think the cost is too high.
i'm with vinge. let's let technology take over the role of government. let's organize into collectives of mutual interest. let's accept that life, for all organisms, is brilliant, brutal, and contentious. let's drop ideology of all kinds.
yes, scriptkiddies, i'm an anarchist. and yes, i know what i want will most likely not come to pass. not before the singularity, anyway.
making offers not to be refused again.
That's Linspire, if I was Korea I'd pick one of the free debian varients. Much better. Linspire's got some weird quirks to how it's made and what they charge for software installation.
let's organize into collectives of mutual interest
Out of all the above points this one seems the one that's closest to what people are going to do anyway.
Push this one.
I find looking at pictures of either Scooter or Judy,Judy,Judy cruel and unusual punishment.
However, I am offering top dollar (actually more like at tops, $1) for a signed first edition of Scooter's sex novel, The Apprentice. What's next? A Judith Miller prison sex novel called The Trump(et)?
Sheets, folx!
i am lost here.
i see it as some saw it in 1930's germany. there is no altering the predominant atavism of the culture. it will just have to play out..
and all of us who are anti-fascists, anti-imperialists are going to have to find another haven.
and that is the dilemma. for those fleeing hitler, the usa was a haven. but fleeing bush, where is the haven, now?
it is late. i would like to continue this dialog. why am i up so late? because i have been wired recently to complete the submission of an estate tax return.
many philosophical, economical issues were vivified.
along with the memories of my parents. i never forget the friend who telephoned after my dad's demise, asking me how i was doing. i asked him why he was concerned. this was his reply...i never knew anyone else who lost a father, a business partner, and a best friend.
apparently, not everyone enjoys what i had the privilege to enjoy.
settling up has caused me to stay up way too late. remembering.
and in that spirit, i play for them some of the stuff that they loved. art pepper. blowing crazy.
ew, george.
Out of all the above points this one seems the one that's closest to what people are going to do anyway.
Push this one.
doug, diogones | 11.06.05 - 4:49 am | #
well, i try.
the problem is conditioning. people are conditioned from birth to think that without Goverment or Allah or /insert bullshit here/, they will suffer and die immediately. kill, die, suffer and labor for /insert idea here/.
yet it's so simple. you can't eat an idea, you can't be sheltered by one in the snow, they won't clean out your catbox. they're fun to talk about, even argue about, but in the end- you are what takes care of you. or the people you've fooled into thinking that's their role.
simple desires and values are a good thing, so are complex ones. i say: find people you can work with, love, and reproduce with, and be happy. recognize that in the end, it's always a contest of will. do you have enough of one to do what you want?
my dream world is a tad rough around the edges, but viable. and i really do think that technology, eventually, will make it possible. vernor vinge and ken macleod are my guides in this.
it's always a contest of will. do you have enough of one to do what you want?
I'm too cussed of a person to be able to do what I don't want to.
try it.
art pepper. besame mucho.
one of the great bits in modern jass.
Argentinians riot at the site of Smirk, while Americans sit and watch their fucking teevee and play with their toy internets, fuck it, nothing is going to change.....
Repubs will still be in power this time next year.
OK- I just woke up: Al-Libi -- Al-Libi -- where have I heard that before??? Libby? Libby? Alibi??Alibi,,someone give me some coffee
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