HULK SMASH!!!
Frist!
Snoop?
Good point.
60% of Americans now know that Bush is a liar
God: Pat who?
Poop Froggy-Frog?
All I know is if I am King of Jordan, I'm not pimping my ass for Dubya.
'For one thing, Goldberg can only say "The detainees we are talking about are terrorists" because some highly unreliable people who happen to be agents of our Federal Government have called them that. '
Gosh I heard a couple of Senators saying it yesterday, trying to pass a bill to keep the terrorists from suing for being severely abused. The upstarts.
Read: it's okay if it kills brown people.
And the brouhaha the news reports were making about that ONE AMERICAN who died in the blast.
Is this an excuse to wage war on Syria now?
Bleh. Anyone have a job I could have? I am so sick of taking calls from assholes who want to deport anyone with a deeper tan than Helena Bonham Carter.
For the GOP, it's better to be White than Right.
ciao for now!
Abe Foxman says "anti-semitic" you say "how high?"
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN IN JORDAN
vestal vespa -
we talking about helena bonham carter in fight club or helena bonham carter in planet of the apes?
For the GOP, White IS Right.
"All analysts agreed there were WMD's in Iraq." - Bush 11/11/05
http://www.time.com/time/nation/
...,351165,00.html
Posted Saturday, Sep. 14, 2002 Time.com
Scott Ritter was the UN's top weapons inspector in Iraq until 1998, when he resigned claiming President Clinton was too easy on Saddam. Now he says the dictator doesn't seem to have weapons of mass destruction (WMD) and that trying to oust Saddam is "extremely dangerous." TIME's Massimo Calabresi asked the voluble former marine about his recent private trip to Baghdad, Jane Fonda, and accusations he's a spy for Israel, Iraq or Russia.
we talking about helena bonham carter in fight club or helena bonham carter in planet of the apes?
dan mcenroe | Email | 11.11.05 - 11:38 am | #
Think Wings of the Dove.
Veterans Day Resources for the Troops and Their Families:
- Honor the Fallen
- Help the Wounded
- Send Letters and Messages to the Troops
- Send Care Packages to the Troops
- Donations to Troops and Their Families
- Support Military Families
- Provide Scholarships for Military Children
- Entertainment for the Troops
- Service Aid Societies
- Veterans' Organizations
Watertiger--any fashion faux pas to report?
Think Wings of the Dove.
Vestal Vespa
Whatever the film, VV, she's got nothin' on you.
we talking about helena bonham carter in fight club or helena bonham carter in planet of the apes?
Maybe it's just me, but I thought she was kinda hot in the monkey suit.
Whatever the film, VV, she's got nothin' on you.
Sidd Finch | Email | 11.11.05 - 11:40 am | #
Thanks, dollface.
Maybe it's just me, but I thought she was kinda hot in the monkey suit.
Supreme Commander Thor
Senator Santorum- is that you?
Jordan is named after Michael Jordan, correct?
White House:
The world should only come together as one if AMERICANS are attacked or hurt.
Otherwise, you're on your own.
Michael Jordan?
Troutski,
What the right-wing tried to do to Scott Ritter is one of the fucking scariest things I've ever seen.
1. He was Saddam's Agent;
then
2. He was a child molester.
All in the name to try to discredit him...and he turned out to be 100 percent right.
That's how fucking scaring they are.
Maybe it's just me, but I thought she was kinda hot in the monkey suit.
well, i've heard that all that latex make-up and fake fur can be pretty stifling, but...
wait, you mean...
ewww.
And the brouhaha the news reports were making about that ONE AMERICAN who died in the blast.
There was an American? My heart goes out to his family ... assuming he wasn't one of those "American immigrant" types.
Spinoza--you're listening to your students again, aren't you?
We are all flypaper.
sallyh,
I don't know who selects her jewelry...
Watertiger--any fashion faux pas to report?
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
Not to give too much detail, but I'd like to self-report I should not be wearing dress socks with my current outfit.
from the HuffPost:
"Hardy Lichen Can Survive Unprotected In Space..."
well, now, good for him.
.
I HOPE MICHEAL JORDAN IS OKAY HES ONE OF THE GOOD ONES
Watertiger--McFrugal's had those necklaces 2/.99 last week.
I don't know who selects her jewelry...
watertiger
i took staffers 20 minutes to notice and remove the burning candle from her cleavage.
The world should only come together as one if AMERICANS are attacked or hurt.
and so, if you are planning on traveling to another country, you should be very very quiet.
shhhh, we're hunting terrrorists.
we talking about helena bonham carter in fight club or helena bonham carter in planet of the apes?
Maybe it's just me, but I thought she was kinda hot in the monkey suit.
Supreme Commander Thor
Hotter than the Chimp in Chief.
ARGH! Cheney on the teebee.
We are all flypaper.
revenant | 11.11.05 - 11:43 am | #
Brilliant.
And the brouhaha the news reports were making about that ONE AMERICAN who died in the blast.
This American.
Syrian-born Hollywood producer Moustafa Akkad - who was behind the Halloween horror films and the Anthony Quinn epic The Message - died on Friday of wounds sustained in the bombing.
His 33-year-old daughter Rima was killed in the blast.
Attaturk--need to do laundry, do you?
Jordan used to be part of the Holy Land, I think. Moses was only a little kid when he threw a dollar across the River Jordan.
Watertiger--McFrugal's had those necklaces 2/.99 last week.
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
Are you guys kidding me? That necklace is priceless. It's made up entirely of slave eyeballs.
frankly all of our "we are all londoners" and "we are all madrilenos" stuff was bullshit too. all i heard the cable news flapping gobs go on about was stuff like, "what does this mean for bush?" or "should we have metal detectors every ten feet on the streets of every major metropolitan city?!?"
compassion was not abundantly evident.
kitty.
Gotta run . . . tons of work just came up . . .
That necklace is priceless. It's made up entirely of slave eyeballs.
But of course, she's only wearing it show how far we've come.
Attaturk--need to do laundry, do you?
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
Doing it as I type. Have to iron a white shirt.
I'm soooooo domestic.
Sidd Finch--slave eyeballs? She was definitely overcharged.
"Hardy Lichen Can Survive Unprotected In Space..."
well, now, good for him.
Let's propel Chimpy up there and see if he survives.
Cheney is wider than the podium.
.
Attaturk--by 'domestic,' you mean that you're quite comfortable living among the empties and used pizza boxes everywhere, right?
"All analysts agreed there were WMD's in Iraq." - Bush 11/11/05
Why does he tell lies so blatent and easy to debunk?
Not to give too much detail, but I'd like to self-report I should not be wearing dress socks with my current outfit.
Let me guess. Shorts and sandals?
And the brouhaha the news reports were making about that ONE AMERICAN who died in the blast.
There was an American? My heart goes out to his family ... assuming he wasn't one of those "American immigrant" types.
Stunt Woman
Two: a director, who was the director of a film about the beginnings of Islam, and his daughter from L.A.
Jordan is named after Michael Jordan, correct?
And the Spinx is named after Leonard Spinx, right?
"should we have metal detectors every ten feet on the streets of every major metropolitan city?!?"
If there was anyway to pay for this, American streets would have a resemblence to airport security check points.
Security people asking for your papers, and lots of detection gear to look inside your panties.
Hardy Lichen was excellent in the original Flight of the Phoenix
.
What the right-wing tried to do to Scott Ritter is one of the fucking scariest things I've ever seen.
1. He was Saddam's Agent;
then
2. He was a child molester.
All in the name to try to discredit him...and he turned out to be 100 percent right.
A friend of mine got caught up in the wash of the Ritter slime machine and ended up losing her job. It was unbelievable.
Cheney is wider than the podium.
I refuse to listen to him lie again or gaze upon his sneering face.
Why do they always say the "River Jordan" anyway. Nobody ever talks about the "River Colorado" or the "River Delaware."
Oh lor'. I've been meaning to ask upyernoz of Rubber Hose whether anyone he knows has been affected by events in Jordan (as he has quite a few middle eastern connections).
From John Kerry's testimony before the Senate Foreign Relations committee, April 22, 1971:
The country doesn't know it yet, but it has created a monster, a monster in the form of millions of men who ahve been taught to deal and trade in violence, and who are given the chance to die for the biggest nothing in history, men who have returned with a sense of anger and a sense of betrayal which no one has yet grasped.
The monster of anger and betrayal grows everywhere . . .
.
Attaturk--by 'domestic,' you mean that you're quite comfortable living among the empties and used pizza boxes everywhere, right?
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
Nah, I'm not a clean freak, but I'm fairly sanitary for a single guy.
Two: a director, who was the director of a film about the beginnings of Islam, and his daughter from L.A.
I thought he was a producer.
Oh lord a Bush/Cheney split screen on the CNN.
Waffles. I must have waffles forthwith.
.
I'm not a clean freak, but I'm fairly sanitary for a single guy.
translation from a guy to english- -
the pizza boxes are only one or two layers deep.
There are no dirty socks on the floor that you can see.
I always felt like the "we are all londoners" and "we are all spaniards" stuff was basically the right's way of saying "ha, now you know what it's like, you wussy Eurotrash."
There was always something smug and self-righteous about it--kind of a super-sick "I told you so." There never seemed to be anything resembling pity.
Oh lord a Bush/Cheney split screen on the CNN.
Eeek! Smirk/Snarl at the same time. Glad I can't see it.
Oh lord a Bush/Cheney split screen on the CNN.
One sneerin', the other leerin'.
WalterNeff--would you like some pecan waffles with maple butter?
according to the latest polls, hardy lichen is more popular than president bush.
I'm soooooo domestic.
I truly don't like ironing.
OMG SOMEBODY BLEW UP SOME HOTELS IN JORDAN THE COUTNRY
BEFORE YOU BLAME ME FOR NOT KNOWING WHAT HAPPENED IN JORDAN LET ME JUST SAY IM A PROUD AMERICAN AND IF IT DIDNT HAPPEN HERE ITS ALMOST AS IF IT DIDNT HAPPEN REMEMBER WHAT ARSETOTLE SAID ABOUT THE FOREST AND THE TREES IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST FAST ENOUGH TO SMASH YOU OVER THE HEAD AND KILL YOU INSTANTLY YOU PROBABLY DIDNT HEAR IT COMING
seeing repubs on TV makes me want to brush up on my wack a mole skills.
I'm not a clean freak, but I'm fairly sanitary for a single guy.
translation from a guy to english- -
the pizza boxes are only one or two layers deep.
There are no dirty socks on the floor that you can see.
doug, di,da,Alpha
I'd deny this -- since no one here can prove me wrong.
For those watching Bush on CNN, is there like a gigantic jockey to his right on the screen?
Lichen/Mold Spores '08!
Slogan: I'm Lichen the candidate.
Watertiger--iron is a noun, not a verb.
I think we have to recognize a very precise point which says that even amongst well mannered and well intended white americans, there is a silent majority that wouldn't mind at all if all the arab and muslim men in the world just fell over and died.
Add african american males to that list too. But keep Tyra Banks cause she's f*ckable. The same applies to asian males and even those crazy australians 'Right-O'.
I remember a study about this back in 88' when I was Ohio State U. The school newspaper ran an expose about a survey taken anonymously where white people were asked if an alien race came down to earth and offered us the cure for all plagues and illnesses in exchange for our blacks, would we make a deal and let the aliens take them?
Suprisingly the numbers were overwhelming in favor of 'yes, yes they would' which disturbed me greatly cause Ohio is such a suburban state.
But the point is clear. When it comes to the pain felt by others Americans, not just the rightwing side, are less inclined to deal with the hassle of showing remorse or attention to the pain of others not in our immediate pressence 24/7.
This is one of the things about the internet and the new connectivity of the world that thrills me the most. With more connections and more exposure to the outside world via news and such we will no longer be able to look at the suffering of people in some far away land and not feal as if it affects us here in our own backyard. Bring the problems closer to home and people *will* deal with them appropriately.
Except in Mississippi where they dont' really care.
Then again if the whole state of Mississippi were to fall into the gulf I'd celebrate.
MYOB'
.
I thought he was a producer.
The Old Man From Scene 24
You may be right, for some reason seeing Anthony Quinn playing Mohammad left me dizzy.
Show me that stream called the River Jordan
That's the old stream that I long to cross
I'm soooooo domestic.
I truly don't like ironing.
watertiger
I've never mastered doing the shoulders properly.
Seriously, on CNN, is that a giant jockey to Bush's right or not?
don't know who selects her jewelry...
watertiger
sallyh, Iron is a jack of all trades kind of word.
Pretty much like the rest of American english which can be interplaced in just about any sentence under any usage and still find a meaning somewhere in this country.
MYOB'
.
"We Are All Jordanians, Or not." - Atrios.
"Everyone knows terrorists are bad." - Atrios.
i hate when this happens-
harriet myers lent them to her , she won'm in a bingo game in mesquite.
Note to self: FUCK BUSH
"I deserve a cockpunch." - Cog
"Cog is boring" - me.
sallyh:
And some sweet juice squooze by short and squat juice squeezers from Scranton.
.
How come no one ever asks the blacks if they would be willing to trade all of the whites people for...oh, wait, silly me.
Morning batses.
Wassup?
(from Cog's Notebook of things to do today):
"Remind Mom to give me enema."
"Love Bush. Just love that man a mine."
"Stock up on Ceetos and Mt. Due."
"Log on to Pischation and get abused."
Veteran's Day speech is turning into the standard Vote for Me speech. Sallyh, make it a morning mimosa, please - I need a drink.
Cog suffers from a severe irony deficiency.
flory- you don't wanna know.
JORDON WAS ATTACKED
Actually I did see a post on a righty blog about how we are all Jordanians now. But I think he was being sarcastic. Their suggestion was for the king to "respond ruthlessly." Not sure how you do that when the people that did it killed themselves in the process. I guess it has something to do with shocking the balls of someone who had nothing to do with the bombing.
there were no terrorists in Jordan before we showed up there, with our tanks.
We Are All Jordanians
Or not.
-Atrios 11:22 AM
or as Freeway Blogger put it, "We're all wearing the blue dress now."
Seriously, on CNN, is that a giant jockey to Bush's right or not?
That's like "jumbo shrimp"!
Oh lord a Bush/Cheney split screen on the CNN.
Shit, what a dilemma:
Where to spit first?
No guerrilla movement can exist without the support of the people!
Jordan's government should surrender, ASAP.
Power to the people!!!
WalterNeff--mimosas coming right up, waffles to follow--if you can still eat.
Well, flory, first we all got into a Rap vs. Real Music discussion, there were some early due diligence catblogging blogwhorings, a troll dropped by well, here we are. What's up with you?
ARSETOTLE
I'm more of a follower of Playdoh
"Terror" is a figment of the neocon zionist warmonger.
I wouldnt be surprised if Ariel Sharon planted those bombs himself.
Flory--since it's a federal holiday, we have morning mimosas.
eschaton boob | 11.11.05 - 12:03 pm | #
Terrible. 1/10.
Better trolls please, or at least do a little research first.
elkal--are you forced to suffer in the bit mines today?
The fact that Bush can now call Iraq the "central front in the war on terror" and imply it was Al Qaeda's idea is fucking criminal.
The fact a shephard's crook or 16 ton weight about to be used from above, just proves there is no God, or if there is, he or she is not very nice.
No guerrilla movement can exist without the support of the people!
I know this having read it here more times than I can count!
Does this count as research??
Better trolls please, or at least do a little research first.
If they did research, they'd learn a few facts, and they couldn't be trolls.
I need a drink.
I've doubted this before, but now I'll say it.
WalterNeff, your a more courageous man then me,
to take it on the chin
watching the presidential monkey.
does bad three lined haiku count as poetry?
eschaton boob | 11.11.05 - 12:04 pm | #
Not even close. 0/10.
I am IronMan
I remember a study about this back in 88' when I was Ohio State U. The school newspaper ran an expose about a survey taken anonymously where white people were asked if an alien race came down to earth and offered us the cure for all plagues and illnesses in exchange for our blacks, would we make a deal and let the aliens take them?
That's that old alien trick. What they do is turn around and eat all the Earthlings.
Nah, I'm not a clean freak, but I'm fairly sanitary for a single guy.
attaturk
Waitaminute!
I thought you got married last weekend?
Contrast Chimpy's remarks with this snip from another Veterans Day speech:
"I'm not speaking provocatively here. Unlike the other wars of this century, of course, there were deep divisions about the wisdom and rightness of the Vietnam war. Both sides spoke with honesty and fervor. And what more can we ask in our democracy? And yet after more than a decade of desperate boat people, after the killing fields of Cambodia, after all that has happened in that unhappy part of the world, who can doubt that the cause for which our men fought was just? It was, after all, however imperfectly pursued, the cause of freedom; and they showed uncommon courage in its service. Perhaps at this late date we can all agree that we've learned one lesson: that young Americans must never again be sent to fight and die unless we are prepared to let them win."
.
I think georgie just did a bit of projection right there.
I truly don't like ironing.
watertiger
Word.
Right up there next to cleaning the bathroom.
Occupation causes terrorism!!
US OUT OF JORDAN NOW!!!!
Flory--I suspect that means I can't get you to come over and do my cleaning?
Oh fuck me, Chimp is all but declaring war on Syria and Iran.
TBogg's bassets. The commentary is hysterical.
Iraq is a source of instability
with no strong government or central authority it reverts to chaos.
this chaos spills over into other middle eastern countries and any muslim country that supports the USA becomes a target.
Oh fuck me, Chimp is all but declaring war on Syria and Iran.
(banging forehead on desk with newfound energy)
Chimpy's slip in the polls has had the unfortunate side of effect of leaving us with only the dullest third-string trolls who are the only ones left who refuse to give up on the Cowboy Caligula.
Is there going to be any mention of veterans in this Veterans Day speech?
.
elkal--are you forced to suffer in the bit mines today?
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
Just a bit, sallyh
That's like "jumbo shrimp"!
watertiger | Email | Homepage | 11.11.05 - 12:02 pm | #
And "compassionate conservative".
Neocons are fucking incomptent and it makes me angry they are still directing ths clusterfuck.
Nah, I'm not a clean freak, but I'm fairly sanitary for a single guy.
attaturk
Waitaminute!
I thought you got married last weekend?
flory
Oh, yeah, I forgot. 
I'm doing ironing because Watertiger doesn't want to.
this chaos spills over into other middle eastern countries and any muslim country that supports the USA becomes a target.
There were no terrorists in Jordan before we showed up in Amman, with our tanks.
END THE OCCUPATION OF JORDAN! BRING OUR BOYS BACK HOME!!!
What's up with you?
catalexis
Caught up on the morning posts. Coffee. Sorry I missed the rap discussion.
Its Friday!
And if Abdullah weren't half white, Dubya wouldn't trust him.
He's Colonel-in-Chief of The Light Dragoons, a tank regiment and the successor to the 13th/18th Royal Hussars.
He played in a Star Trek episode: Star Trek: Voyager (#36: "Investigation").
Bad luck: Abdullah I was assassinated in Jerusalem in 1951.
"Septermber 11"
take another drink.
Oh, he just dissed Russia.
.
this chaos spills over into other middle eastern countries and any muslim country that supports the USA becomes a target.
Jordan should not have back the US drive to invade Iraq. Which is why their government is so unpopular, and why all of a sudden there are terrorists there.
Hey, he mentioned The Crusades!
.
Chimpy's slip in the polls has had the unfortunate side of effect of leaving us with only the dullest third-string trolls who are the only ones left who refuse to give up on the Cowboy Caligula.
Kid Charlemagne | Email | 11.11.05 - 12:08 pm
Nice.
Flory--since it's a federal holiday, we have morning mimosas.
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
We only get morning mimosas on federal holidays?
(pout)
If God wanted us all to be Jordanians, we would all have NBA Championship rings.
Yes, well, as Socrates said, "You can make it with Plato."
I thought you got married last weekend?
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Men, don't do this at home, these are comments made by trained stunt bloggers.
I'm doing ironing because Watertiger doesn't want to.
I'm okay with the trade-off I made for the ironing.
the Neocons still cling onto the belief of 'world revolution' which goes back to their trotskyite roots.
I think there are people holding up "applause" signs off camera.
Oh fuck me, Chimp is all but declaring war on Syria and Iran.
Then he got this pleased with himself look on his face. That's when I turned the fucking teevee off.
That asshole.
Conscience? You have no conscience, mutha.
Could he please leave the Crusades out...Please
Oh, its getting funny now - talk about projection.
Howdy, my fellow moonbats, liberfucks and chickenbeavers,
I open doors for women and men alike. That's not chivalry. It's politeness.
That dude can go fuck himself.
how many times has Bush mentioned 'resolve', 'struggle' or 'terraism'?
elkal--Monsieur's theory is that we work Fridays so that our employers get work out of us on Thursdays. He claims Fridays, while occassionally interspersed with work, are for planning one's weekend, reading movie reviews, deciding where to go for dinner, catching up on new porn, and maligning coworkers both verbally and in email.
CNN Poll
Do you think the Bush administration manipulated the prewar intelligence on Iraq?
Yes 76% 10047 votes
No 24% 3189 votes
Total: 13236 votes
Flory--I suspect that means I can't get you to come over and do my cleaning?
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
They don't hand out those PhD's to dummies do they?
there is no doubt Bush is clinically insane and is his whole Junta.
The quote I posted earlier?
Reagan.
.
CNN poll on CNN main page: Do you think the Bush administration manipulated the prewar intelligence on Iraq?
Flory--I can only make them during the week on federal holidays. The joys of being a state employee
Chivalry also included the art of splitting somebody's head open with an axe, so I'm not sure it's all it's cracked up to be . . .
Back in 1998, Republican Trent Lott opined during the Clinton administration that "we can support the troops without supporting the President." On Veterans Day, today, we'll demonstrate Mr. Lott's wise words of wisdom.
http://shows.airamericaradio.com.../alfrankenshow/
on al's show today
http://www.airamericaradio.com/listen
Then he got this pleased with himself look on his face.
pie
You mean like that look he gets when he pronounciates a big new word?
"Then again if the whole state of Mississippi were to fall into the gulf I'd celebrate."
Me too lol!! All hicks should drown.
Oops. I posted on way the wrong thread.
Oh hell, it's a holiday, and I'm supposed to have the day off, but here I am, working at home.
The difference is that when I work at home I don't wear any underpants.
Oh damn he brought up the GULAGS!!!!
That's rich since we are now the proprietors
elkal--Monsieur's theory is that we work Fridays so that our employers get work out of us on Thursdays. He claims Fridays, while occassionally interspersed with work, are for planning one's weekend, reading movie reviews, deciding where to go for dinner, catching up on new porn, and maligning coworkers both verbally and in email.
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
I would have to say that there is a tremendous amount of empirical evidence to support Monsieur's theory then... at least at all the workplaces I've ever seen!
Scout, WalterNeff--and we all know how well the Crusades turned out.
All hail Pretzelcoatl! Huzzah! Our Saviour! Huzzah!
Three U.S. Troops Killed in Western Iraq
By CHRIS TOMLINSON
BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - Three American troops were killed in western Iraq, including one along the Syrian border during a major push to take control of the frontier from insurgents, the U.S. military said Friday.
happy Veterans day mr. bush...
you whoring little prick
Lichen/Mold Spores '08!
Slogan: I'm Lichen the candidate.
I must say, it is growing on me.
and lets not even discuss the 4th Crusade!
or even the Children's Crusade.
They don't hand out those PhD's to dummies do they?
flory
Four words:
Condoleeza Rice
Dick Armey
(not challenging your intelligence, but, man, there are some dumb PhDs out there)
This is truly a moronic STUBBORN speech by Bush.
Full of projection. It isn't just us that sees this as sickening and circular rhetoric.
I'm going to lunch.
When I'm back, I want Mr. Rove's desk cleaned out, and his men's room key returned. Understand?
Smitty--are you taking over NTodd's position as the Pantless One?
Anyone notice the "audience" behind Bush? Most of them don't seem to be listening, especially the guys in camo.
He claims Fridays, while occassionally interspersed with work, are for planning one's weekend, reading movie reviews, deciding where to go for dinner, catching up on new porn, and maligning coworkers both verbally and in email.
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
And since he's male, he completely left out long lunches followed by shopping....
One chicken and waffle, coming right up.
Or maybe they're just reading the teleprompter...
Smitty--I've met some pretty moronic PhDs myself, but yes, those are 2 extreme examples.
Oh fuck me, Chimp is all but declaring war on Syria and Iran.
Syria and Iran to Bush: You and what army?
You mean like that look he gets when he pronounciates a big new word?
Sorta.
As to the applause, someone in the audience starts clapping and whistling, but it doesn't sound like too many others join in. While I watched, the hand-picked military backdrop was just kinda sitting there looking like they'd rather be having a root canal.
You mean like that look he gets when he pronounciates a big new word?
kc
The one he gets when he passes a big one.
So when does Bush get his sandtrout skin and become all-powerful?
yes i would love to know where Bush will produce an army?
i mean an actual detailed plan....
Flory--that's true! Fridays they take road trips for pho and then hit Frys' because the sales ads come out that day.
Yet they claim they don't shop.
" Three American troops were killed in western Iraq, including one along the Syrian border during a major push to take control of the frontier from insurgents"
"Insurgents" eh??-- like the redcoats were insurgents? Like the patriots who blew up those hotels in Amman were 'insurgents?'
This so-called "war" on so called "terror" is making me so called "sick!"
The difference is that when I work at home I don't wear any underpants.
"Cuz I'm freeeeee....freeballin'...."
Wall Street Journal on CIA leak scandal:
Fully 69% of Americans hold Cheney personally responsible for the matter; 54% hold Bush responsible.
OT,
Here's Rush Limbaugh reverting to classic wingnut form, putting his fingers in his ears and saying, "la-la-la-la-la I can't hear you."
CALLER: I recently have become aware of the fact that the Israelis don't torture when they're interrogating. In fact, the Israeli Supreme Court has outlawed the use of torture in interrogation and I wondered -- you know, because Israel is under so much; you know, they go through a lot more than we go through on a daily basis in their own country -- why do we feel that we have to torture for interrogation when they don't?
RUSH: Well, see, I don't think that we do.
CALLER: You don't think we do? We do or we don't?
RUSH: I don't think torture is a common, ordinary, everyday part of our interrogation strategy.
CALLER: The Israelis never do. Why do we have to?
RUSH: I can't answer that.
CALLER: Why not?
RUSH: I'm not --
CALLER: Why do we have to?
RUSH: I'm not going to grant your premise that we do it.
CALLER: Oh, okay. You're the only one that doesn't know it then.
RUSH: No. I am skeptical of those who make the charge. Just because somebody charges that we're committing torture --
CALLER: Okay, okay, okay, okay. They want to --
RUSH: -- when Ted Kennedy talks about it, and Pat Leahy, I'm not one to join up and sign up and automatically believe that.
CALLER: Okay. They want to allow the CIA to torture in some instances. Dick Cheney is pushing for this. Correct?
RUSH: Cheney you say is pushing for this?
CALLER: Right, right.
RUSH: I don't know that.
CALLER: You don't know that?
RUSH: I don't know that.
CALLER: Everybody else knows it, but you don't know it?
RUSH: Well, the point is it doesn't work. The reason the Israelis don't--
CALLER: Then why is he pushing for it?
RUSH: It doesn't work.
CALLER: Why is Dick Cheney pushing for it?
RUSH: I don't know that he is. Who is telling you that he is?
CALLER: Why is President Bush going to veto this 90-9 resolution that was passed by the US Senate?
RUSH: Because he's the commander-in-chief and they're not. Now you tell me who is saying that Cheney wants to torture in some circumstances? Where are you hearing this?
CALLER: They had John McCain on the other night and they met with them. He said that Dick Cheney is pushing for this legislation.
RUSH: Well, I'm telling you I don't believe everything John McCain says.
CALLER: Okay. Well, I believe everything you say, Rush. You have yourself a nice day. (hangs up)
Smitty--are you taking over NTodd's position as the Pantless One?
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
NTodd will always be the pantsless one. I merely state that when I work at home, underpants seem like too much.
Anyone notice the "audience" behind Bush? Most of them don't seem to be listening, especially the guys in camo.
Another Clap or Leavenworth Crowd.
The Guardian Leader - Bloodied kingdom
Iraq has always been an uncomfortable neighbour for Jordan. In the Ba'athist days, Saddam Hussein tried to intimidate the pro-western kingdom next door while providing cheap oil. The late King Hussein made a grave mistake when he supported the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait in 1990. More recently, Jordan has become a haven for those Iraqis, including Saddam's daughters and other elements of the old regime, fleeing fear and mayhem at home. Jordan's economy is booming but prices have risen steeply. Small numbers of men have been arrested for trying to join the Iraqi insurgency. Jordanian Sunnis dislike the rise of Iraq's Shia.
What the fuck are you talking about, eschaton boob?
Bush is really a one trick pony now....
Terror speech to the troops weekly for the next 3 years
Oy
I wonder if any of the veterans are sporting those Bullshit Protectors on their ears today during Chimpy's speech.
"September 11"
another drink
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"yes i would love to know where Bush will produce an army?"
Who needs an army when we got all them nukular bombs lyin around!
(not challenging your intelligence, but, man, there are some dumb PhDs out there)
smitty werbenmanjensen
Now see -- I knew I should've added 'math' before 'PhD'!!
The Projector in Chief is really bringing it home today isn't he?
Excuse me while I projectile vomit.
attaturk--there's no bill on his cap, so it can't be a jockey...
frankly all of our "we are all londoners" and "we are all madrilenos" stuff was bullshit too. all i heard the cable news flapping gobs go on about was stuff like, "what does this mean for bush?" or "should we have metal detectors every ten feet on the streets of every major metropolitan city?!?"
compassion was not abundantly evident.
It's also about where people have travelled to. How many Americans have fond memories of days spent in Jordan the way they do of their bus tour through London?
Fuck, I don't know. I'm just pissed off at this crap. It's the same as in New Orleans, the same as in certain neighborhoods of Chicago. If it didn't happen to a white person, it didn't happen.
We're the only real people, everybody else is animals. Because if they're not, if they're people like us, then we have to think about why horrible things are happening to them, and what we need to do to change it. And then we need to go and work our asses off to make it happen, and it's all just too much.
Survivor's on.
A.
'rent a audience'.
WalterNeff--shit, I hope this speech is over soon--I can't squooze juice this fast!
Strange. Anyone else catch this yet?
The Israeli newspaper Haaretz reported that Israelis staying at the Radisson on Wednesday had been evacuated before the attacks and escorted back home "apparently due to a specific security threat."
Amos N. Guiora, a former senior Israeli counter-terrorism official, said in a phone interview with The Times that sources in Israel had also told him about the pre-attack evacuations.
"It means there was excellent intelligence that this thing was going to happen," said Guiora, a former leader of the Israel Defense Forces who now heads the Institute for Global Security Law and Policy at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland. "The question that needs to be answered is why weren't the Jordanians working at the hotel similarly removed?"
Shorter Bush: I got nuthin'
"Cuz I'm freeeeee....freeballin'...."
watertiger
you owe me one keyboard.
The funny thing is, when the wife goes without a bra, we refer to it as "freeboobin'"
Smitty--are you taking over NTodd's position as the Pantless One?
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
I believe we have a new addition to the lineup -- the Underpantsless One™
yes i would love to know where Bush will produce an army?"
Orcs. The answer is orcs.
and where will Bush get the money to fund such a folly?
" It is an organisation that sends suicide bombers to kill innocent people, including blameless Arabs and Muslims, in large numbers."
They're collaborators with the US government, who says they're blameless? No guerrilla movement can exist without the support of the people.
In his 2003 speech, Bush used the word "veteran" or "veterans" 23 times.
Today, I've heard it three times.
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Oh, and we actually are all Jordanians.
Blogwhoring.
Anyway, is it too early to start drinking? It's not even noon and I'm already disgusted.
A.
yes i would love to know where Bush will produce an army?
Well, maybe if we draft all those hairy-pitted feminists who won't let a man open his wallet to them . . .
Republican National Committee Chairman Ken Mehlman fought back valiantly with a conference call to reporters. But for a time, the call was effectively diverted by anti-GOP interlopers who got on a call intended for invited reporters only.
The access information for the call was posted -- unbeknownst to RNC officials -- on the well-known liberal Web log DailyKos.
So, instead of simply parrying the expected questions from reporters concerning the gubernatorial losses in New Jersey and Virginia, Mehlman also found himself ear-to-ear with one antagonist who asked sarcastically: "Given the results of the election, do you think Satan has taken over the country?"
"Next question," scolded Mehlman.
Ha ha! Via AmericaBlog.
OK, this is but a temporary nom-de-blogge for the day.
The Israeli newspaper Haaretz reported that Israelis staying at the Radisson on Wednesday had been evacuated before the attacks and escorted back home "apparently due to a specific security threat."
retracted by Ha'aretz~!
Clones. Bush will order a few hundred thousand from planet El Camino or something.
WalterNeff--in Bush's basal ganglia, the only good veteran is a dead veteran.
And I'm free, free ballin'
Yeah I'm free, free ballin'
All the vampires walkin' through the valley
Move west down Ventura Boulevard
And all the bad boys are standing in the shadows
A ll the good girls are home with broken hearts
And I'm free, free ballin'
Yeah I'm free, free ballin'
Free ballin', now I'm free ballin', now I'm
Free ballin', now I'm free ballin', now I'm
I wonder if any of the veterans are sporting those Bullshit Protectors on their ears today during Chimpy's speech.
Only in their hearts, my friend.
The Israeli newspaper Haaretz reported that Israelis staying at the Radissssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
He's pooping out. Anyone else notice this?
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and where will Bush get the money to fund such a folly?
Orcs cost nothing. Don't they like, grow in the ground or something?
I mean, on factory farms. Because we all know that the LotR trilogy was about the clash between industrial and rural culture!
and where will Bush get the money to fund such a folly?
Bush must be thinking, if he controls the world's oil, then the world will have to loan the money to him.
http://www.haaretzdaily.com/hase...ges/
643661.html
Clones. Bush will order a few hundred thousand from planet El Camino or something.
More like Ford Pinto.
and where will Bush get the money to fund such a folly?
Well, he's already mortgaged our grandchildren, so I guess it's a third mortgage on the country from Ditech, with the great grandchildren as collateral
and where will Bush get the money to fund such a folly?
It will pay for itself just on the florist business for the flowers they'll throw at us.
and where will Bush get the money to fund such a folly?
Your children.
yes i would love to know where Bush will produce an army?"
No wonder the people behind him aren't smiling.
Iraqi police cleaning out terrorists...
Bush should watch "Off to War". The troops in it were were convinced the Iraqi Police were involved in the attacks on them.
See, Rumsfeld has a big old bag full of hydra's teeth, which they will sow and grow an army of Myrmidons.
If it didn't happen to a white person, it didn't happen.
Because Israelis are all white people from northern europe!
yes i would love to know where Bush will produce an army?"
Is it drafty here?
flory - glad you got home safe the other day.
hello all.
i suggest mourning mimosas. it's veterans day, after all.
Hundreds of thousands of JimmyJeff clones . . .
That post is incredible, Athenae.
The more I learn about you, the more in awe I am of you.
and where will Bush get the money to fund such a folly?
those damn foodstamp cheats, drivin' round in their cadillacs and buyin' ripple and camel unfiltereds while popping out more unwanted kids - or worse, using birth control and getting abortions.
Perhaps Bush will announce the formation of the "Bush Youth."
Isn't Ahnuld the coolest? Tee hee!
Ooooooh, Bush is going off now on his "excuses" for starting the Iraq invasion.
Says it is "irresponsible" to resrite history of how war began.
...so why is he doing it?
And NOW the fucker is going after "democrats" and trying to use the Senate report to excuse it.
Finally something new (albeit bullshit)
So are we still going to Mars?
Bush is now digging out and using Kerry's campaign corpse.
This is going to be fun to pick apart in the next few days. Here are the new GOP talking points...
Pretty thin gruel.
He's sunk.
And now Bush has just called those of us pointing out his lies appeasers and unamerican.
Didn't use those words, but when you read the speech you'll know.
This is really enraging. It's digging out the early 2003 arguments again -- when the overwhelming majority of the country believes he has lied.
This is playing with Dynamite.
and where will Bush get the money to fund such a folly?
Mars, bitches! The City of Gold on the Red Planet Sibola in Space!
Says it is "irresponsible" to resrite history of how war began.
...so why is he doing it?
The common response would be IOKIYAR, but I prefer to think of it more like the GOP does: whatever a GOPer does isn't whatever it is they decry, by definition. Gambling, adultery, fraud, torture... Republicans are expressly defined out, you see. If you think a Republican was doing those things, you just don't understand that it's not logically possible.
terror is a consequence of imperialism and humiliation.
The bombings in Jordan are a clear response to the Jordanian support for the Iraq invasion. The US is to blame. No terrorists existed in Jordan before we showed up. The government of Jordan is an illegitimate puppet of the US.
Perhaps Bush will announce the formation of the "Bush Youth."
B1 Bummer
AKA The Clownshirts, each with a spiffy red rubber nose that they wear on ceremonial occaisions...
Bush: Lying us into a war? No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
eschaton boob | 11.11.05 - 12:37 pm
never expected to see such a clear, concise statement of the obvious from one of your obvious limitations...
will wonder never cease?
Military occupation causes terror.
End the military occupation of jordan, now.
The root cause of suicide terrorism is foreign occupation and the threat that foreign military presence poses to the local community's way of life.
it is the combination of Western occupation and weak states that produced the conditions for radical Muslim terrorism.
You want to end terrorism? End unjust military occupations.
END THE OCCUPATION OF JORDAN! ZARQAWI FOR PRESIDENT!
"What the fuck are you talking about, eschaton boob?
B1 Bummer | 11.11.05 - 12:20 pm | # "
He's a troll trying to turn the tables by calling us(me) a left wing whacko extremist for not caring if the state of Mississippi fell into the gulf.
MYOB'
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Naw--Bush doesn't even like dead veterans--not when they've got moms named Cindy...
For the GOP, White IS Right.
-sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
I'm white, and a so called "racist anti-semite" how come I don't think highly of the GOP? In fact view them only as a bunch of non-white Abrahamic ass-kissers same as the other "democratic" GOP?
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He's a troll trying to turn the tables by calling us(me) a left wing whacko extremist for not caring if the state of Mississippi fell into the gulf."
Troll? I'm with ya MYOB, I hope Mississippi falls into the Gulf too. Whats a few million dead rednecks??? LOL!!!
Ohmywebfootedgoddess! It's all become clear. The War on Terra. The Chimperor, whose brain has been eaten and replaced with a dippity do and who is now fully controlled by his reptilian overlord (see split screen), has declared war on the whole earth. Where are Will
Smith and Tommie Lee Jones when we need them?
The story in the Washington Post about the two families who were having the wedding, is heartbreaking. Both the bride and the groom lost their fathers.
OK. Who really believes that "Zarqawi" is behind this or really exists? How convenient is it that when anything happens its blamed on Zarqawi and his evil minions? Could the terror network be distributed and not driven by some evil kingpin? Are we supposed to believe these so called websites that claim Zarqawi is behind this? I must need more tinfoil for the hat. I am truly losing it. But all these stories of Jordanians saying "Death to Zarqawi" can't be wrong. I must be nuts... But I can't help but believe we are pawns in some of the blackest propaganda in the last 100 years. Sure somebody bombed hotels in Jordan. But must we have to believe that it comes from the magical Zarqawi and his evil men? I think they believe that we need a bogeyman...an organic disconnected insurgency will stand... The magical and evil villain must be behind this... Let the nightmares begin
"Remind Mom to give me enema."
Dad likes to get in on the action too, FYI. He spanks me if I can't hold my water long enough.
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