I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

Gravatar...because he's an addle-pated dunder-head!


Gravatarbecause he's a dickhead.


GravatarHello.


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GravatarHello.


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GravatarNow how did that happen?


Gravatarsomeone should drop a house on him.


GravatarI knew it!

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GravatarThey better not expect any help from God either.


Gravatarsomeone should drop a house on him.


A whole fucking neighborhood.

One house at a time.


Gravatarbecause his homophobia overpowers his xenophobia?


GravatarWell, I guess the falafal in SF is not, .... aw I got nothing.


GravatarWhy does O'Reilly want the terrorists to win?

Because, given the choice of the terrorists winning, or the Democrats winning, he'd prefer the terrorists.

Simple, really.


GravatarDestroy anyone who disagrees with you. It's the American way. (Also, the Bay area is not one of Fox News Channel's stronger ratings areas.)


GravatarBecause they'll mandate that we all eat felafels 3x/day, 7 days/week, 52 weeks/year?


GravatarIt's friday night, and the mood is right-

-for some falafel lovin'...


GravatarBut if San Francisco hates America, why would Al Qaeda want to bomb it? Falafel Logic....


GravatarThey call him Sexual Chickpea.


GravatarI believe it's because he wears his ass as a hat, and the sphincter is cutting off the blood supply.
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GravatarOne GG Bridge is worth a thousand O'Reillys!

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Gravatarsomeone should drop a house on him.


A whole fucking neighborhood.

One house at a time.


while they are exploding from gas leaks...


GravatarBecause he's an asshole.

P.S.
I wish they would stop trotting that fool Bob Shrum out.


GravatarThe times have always been thus....


Gravatarbob shrum: an idiot's idiot.

why is this idiot still blathering? isn't tweety's rolodex deeper than this?


Gravatarbill's an entertainer, he does what sells.


GravatarI have to confess that I watch the last 5 minutes of the Factor every now and then...

It's like watching a crazy person sort their mail.


Gravatarbill's an entertainer, he does what sells.
gary in fl - 7:13 pm


and nobody ever lost money underestimating the taste of the average american...


GravatarYou've surely heard by now about my own, personal O'Reilly, seeing as how I've whored the shite out of it, here.

Forgive me -- I seek closure.
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GravatarHow do we get rid of this guy?


GravatarI wish they would stop trotting that fool Bob Shrum out.

Bob "0 for 9" Shrum?


GravatarFuck O'Reilly. I'm taking him out.



For falafel.
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Gravatarbecause i have been in combat. (sets vibrator to stun)


Gravatar How do we get rid of this guy?

O'Reilly or Shrum?


O'Reilly's not nearly as big a threat to the Democratic party.


GravatarDoes Boxer's novel contain bizarrely inappropriate sexual material>


GravatarO'Reilly and Robertson forgot to coordinate again!

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Gravatarbillie ...

Did you ever hear Franken play that segment from O'Felafel's show where a guy named Roger calls in and confronts O'Felafel about his "combat" experience?

It's one of the funniest things I've ever heard on the radio.


Gravatarbecause i have been in combat. (sets vibrator to stun)

Now that's funny! Beam me up.


GravatarNice piece, Don. Gettysburg indeed.

Given the head start of the big lie though, I wonder how many are still listening - really listening - to Bush.
Rick Moran | Homepage | 11.11.05 - 4:08 pm | #


It's almost Dada.


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GravatarI had a prophetic dream. It said for me to tell Eschaton that the Iraq war will be carved on Bush's political tombstone.


GravatarI went to a war once

when i was there, i learned that i'd been gamed by the corporatist/fascist motherfuckers.


fool me once...


Gravatarbartlett on newshour: "we stand by our lies."


GravatarAway for a bit, so I can bring you a long-overdue episode of FVC™ -- I can only get one PCMCIA card in at a time, so I'm swappin' over to IEEE 1394 in 5... 4... 3...
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Gravatarbecause i have been in combat. (sets vibrator to stun)

Punting for a club football team is the trenches...


GravatarBill O'reilly is a weiner.

Seriously. A weiner.


Gravatarres sez:

Did you ever hear Franken play that segment from O'Felafel's show where a guy named Roger calls in and confronts O'Felafel about his "combat" experience?

A classic!


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Gravatarres sez:

Did you ever hear Franken play that segment from O'Felafel's show where a guy named Roger calls in and confronts O'Felafel about his "combat" experience?

A classic!


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GravatarThe guy is nuts


Gravatarsan francisco,

if you break your leg, don't come running to me

for falafel


Gravatari did. i also vaguely remember him on air saying he had confronted someone who was armed with a weapon- notsure if it was a gun or a sponge?


GravatarI wish they would stop trotting that fool Bob Shrum out.

Actually, I thought he did a pretty good job today on Hardball...for a change.


GravatarO'Reilly's just pissed that he's been rendered obsolete by Stephen Colbert.

Wait, obsolete or... more relevant than ever?


GravatarIt sounds like O'Reilly is advocating a terrorist attack. No doubt that if Bill Marr had said it, they would find some Patriot Act violation and bust him.


GravatarWhy do librul bloggers republish and link to wingnut pundits?

I don't care that OReilly, Hannity, Colmes, Limbaugh, whoever the fuck, said something mean and stupid. Everything I know about those numbnuts I read on liberal blogs.


GravatarThings like this are easier to accept once you understand that the U.S. is an evil country, and that americans are an evil people.


GravatarI'd love for someone to point out to him that California pays a lot more into the federal treasury than it get's back. How about San Francisco refusing to pay another nickel to the feds, then they can just spend the money locally. Isn't that what the right want? Local control? Oh wait... that was for when they didn't control every branch of government. Not they want federal control.


GravatarO'Reilly should be forcibly sodomized with a 1/25 scale Coit Towe replica.

And Shrum is a bumbling pile of worthlessness.


GravatarO'Liely is jealous. San Francisco has all the fun, and falafals, and Billy can't have either.


GravatarMike, bite me.


GravatarEverything I know about those numbnuts I read on liberal blogs.


I get O'Reilly on my television, my radio and my newspaper. It irks me the O'Reilly and his kith and kin denigrate me and mine all day long ...


GravatarHad to post it up ...

Roger: Yeah, hey, Bill. First things first. You just said you've been in combat, but you've never been in the military, have you?

O'Reilly: No I have not.

Roger: Then why do you say you've been in combat?

O'Reilly: Why do I say that, Roger? Because I was in the middle of a couple of firefights in South and Central America.

Roger: But you were a media guy.

O'Reilly: Yeah. A media guy with a pen, not a gun. And people were shooting at me, Roger.

Roger: People might think that you actually were in the military.

O'Reilly: Oh... We don't want to mislead anybody. But I made it quite clear... quite clear in many, many circumstances --

Roger: [mumbles something about being, or not being, "fair and balanced"]

O'Reilly: [quietly disconnects Roger] Yeah. Hey listen, Roger. You can take your little "fair and balanced" uh... snip remark and shove it, okay? You're not getting on this air. Um... You, mister macho man, have never come close to anything I've done, down where I've been. So take a walk and... uh...Roger: 'nuff said.


GravatarSome great radio is listening to O'Reilly reading from the smutty parts of his novel.


GravatarFunny how there was far more outrage from the likes of "Gary in Florida" when a real entertainer made a joke about Bush's name and not so much when this fucktard calls for the destruction of an American city. Hilarious. That's "entertainment", indeed.


Gravatarhamletta

Shrum was spineless and missed most of the openings tweety gave him. but compared to the "weasel words" glimore was parsing, shrum looks like a wise man.

tweetyy's little backhanded bitchslap identifying shrum was funny


GravatarAnd Shrum is a bumbling pile of worthlessness.

Professional. Failure.


Gravatarok, bobo/shields is on, the highluight of every week's Entertainment Tonigh with Jim Lehrer.

cocktail time.


GravatarJeez, can you imagine if a liberal said something like that? Christ, they'd be all over him/her like O'Reilly on hummus.


GravatarWhy do librul bloggers republish and link to wingnut pundits?

Know your enemy.


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Gravatartweetyy's little backhanded bitchslap identifying shrum was funny

What'd he say?


GravatarIt must be an act. How could anyone who got rich and famous by sitting on his ass and belching inanities be anything but grateful to Amerika and the Murkans for allowing him that grace? Only in a corporate-dominated country oligarchy could such a thing be encouraged and supported.


Or he's a lunatic.


Either way, the American public has been successfully reduced to the Lowest Common Denominator. Friends? Survivor? NBC News? They don't have a chance.


Gravatarso, the preztlenit is "going on the offensive"

again

he's always offensive.


GravatarJeez,

They are coming think and fast. First Robertson, then Selby, now O'stupid himself.

These people are becoming unhinged. A bit like the trolls.


GravatarAfternoon, rational people.

Friday night at last.


GravatarHullo!


GravatarActually, I thought he did a pretty good job today on Hardball...for a change.

That he did.

Shot down the meme about working from the same intelligence - Brought up Chalabi, and that legislators did not know the intelligence that was shared was not exactly reputable.

Brought up the war resolution, and how Chimp said he needed it to show Saddam America meant business. And how Chimp promised the legislators that he would only invade as a last resort.

Had a good third point, can't remember right now.


GravatarWatching CMBC now and Bernie Kerik is in Jordan looking into the bombings for the US Government.

Why is he on the payroll of the Federal Government.

Fucking Crony


GravatarHullo GWPDA!

How goes your life of unpaid servitude?


GravatarHullo. GWPDA (Tolkein reference noted)

Did you get your project done this day?


GravatarThat's fake Cog, BTW, forgot to change it over after my last bout of troll name-stealing.That was fun, though.


GravatarOT: anyone know how to make sweetened cinnamon butter?


GravatarCracking up, l'm getting ready to go

Had enough, I can't take any more

No pills that I can take

This is too real and there ain't no escape

It scares the daylights

it makes a nightmare

l'm tense an l'm nervous.

Everybody all around me

Shakin' hands and sayin' howdie

l don't think it's funny no more


Gravatar
What'd he say?


Twseety: "Bob Shrum, an advisor to most every recent Democratic candidate for President."

now that's gonna leave a mark.


GravatarI'm watching the repeat of the Tweet's 'Hardball,' and---I never thought I'd be saying this---this kid Shuster is bucking for the Peabody Award.


GravatarWell, I finished processing the photos of my feet.



My God, they're ugly.


GravatarHoly spit! Somebody just sang "Crackin' Up" by Nick Lowe... flashback time!
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GravatarRich The Putz Lowry is on "liberal" PBS (NewsHour)


GravatarEli, got you beat, trust me.


GravatarBill O'Reilly:

America's Open and Running Sore.


GravatarLabour of Lust to be exact


GravatarPBS Newshour.

The memo is out. The talking point for the weekend and most likely for the rest of Bush term

"The Democrats voted for the war too."

"We all had the same intel"

"You can't blame the President or the administration."

Rich Lowry is a fucking tool.


GravatarMark Shields wants to strangle Rich Lowry. I hope he does.


GravatarWell, I finished processing the photos of my feet.
Eli


Why? Have you run out of subjects?


Gravatarrich lowry, totla putz. makes one realize how slick and slimy Bobo truly is. I guess lowry is there to keep shields from looking like a gasbag all the time.


GravatarTroutski-

You have gone beyond your regular carping. Sorry to hear your are so shad.


GravatarMy ex-mother-in-law's boyfriend is the only person I have ever known who professes to be a fan of Bill O'Reilly. And that isn't surprising, because he (the boyfriend) is probably the single stupidest person I have ever met. The kind of guy who, when hopelessly lost, refuses to get directions and drives 100 miles the wrong way.

Dumb people know they are dumb. Stupid people are dumb people who think they are actually smart. That is O'Reilly's audience.


GravatarI'm watching the repeat of the Tweet's 'Hardball,' and---I never thought I'd be saying this---this kid Shuster is bucking for the Peabody Award.
Waldo Lydecker


I agree Waldo.


btw, I got rid of all my grandfather clocks.


GravatarWell, I finished processing the photos of my feet.

EGGGGG-SELLENT!


GravatarLabour of Lust to be exact
Troutski


Got it... is that the one that came with the extra 45RPM single of "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick"? I still got that too!
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GravatarUh - if you blew up Coit tower there would only be tourists FROM OTHER CITIES killed there.


GravatarThe memo is out. The talking point for the weekend

--Here's yer shit sandwich.
--No, therz no bread.

--Well, yer hands 'er dirty 'cuz yer holdin' shit.


GravatarOT: anyone know how to make sweetened cinnamon butter?
DWD


DWD,

Don't have a recipe, but I have made many a herb butter and citrus butter. So I'll gues that you take, say 1/4 cup sugar and half that amount of cinnamon and then a stick of butter at room temperature and, using two knives or one's hands, knead the sugar/cinnamon into the butter. Place in refrigerator to harden. Use as needed.


GravatarLowry has an excuse for everything.


GravatarIs quilt lady around? I've got a really pretty quilt picture she might like to have....


GravatarSince he's such a fan of blowing things up, would someone kindly place a stick of dynamite in his mouth and then light it?


GravatarTOBYHANNA, Pa. - President Bush strongly rebuked congressional critics of his Iraq war policy Friday, accusing them of being "deeply irresponsible" and sending the wrong signal both to America's enemy and to U.S. troops.



He's SO full of shit.

And SO is O'Wanker!


GravatarHeya watertiger!

How goes it?


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GravatarOT:

Looks like Arianna's having some fun with Drudge . Click between the two sites for a laugh.


GravatarDestroy anyone who disagrees with you. It's the American way. (Also, the Bay area is not one of Fox News Channel's stronger ratings areas.)
ARNorth


It's not the American way.

It's the MURKAN way.

The way of ignorant, uneducated boobs who vote Repug and think O'Wanker is a real journalist.


GravatarSince he's such a fan of blowing things up, would someone kindly place a stick of dynamite in his mouth and then light it?
Sperm Donor


I have a far better place to put it.

Nitro enema, Bill?


GravatarText on hot T-shirt seen on some NY tots: “I Already Know More Than the President,”

Indeed.


GravatarHahaha! MacLaughlin report referred to Bush as "the unpopular president."

haahahahahah!

Tony Blankley making excuses. Not big enough turnout.

hahahahahahahaha!


Gravatar Hullo!
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar-7:30 pm


A greeting for the Miln-ennium...


GravatarMarcia Brady - Seen Bunny-Bunny recently?


GravatarGWPDA ...

QL went out for lasagna and red wine.


GravatarWe have been noting for some time now the paralells between the rhetorical thugishness of the movement conservatives and the fascists of the 30's and 40's. The rhetoric preceeds the street actions and that is why we take the eliminationist talk so damned seriously. The winger's have backed off somewhat of late but frankly I expect the violence element to return as the election season heats up again. I recommend vigilant documentation.


GravatarGotta admit it the Repugs have a Big Tent. Room enough for the 3 rings for O'Reilly, Pat Robertson and shrub.


Gravatararianna
drudge

...how long 'til drudge starting the whine flowing.


GravatarGame on: Hockey Night in Michigan - see you between periods. Go Wings!


GravatarText on hot T-shirt seen on some NY tots: “I Already Know More Than the President,”

Indeed.
res ipsa loquitur


“‘It doesn’t seem fair to force them to be little signposts for your opinions.’—a Park Slope parent”

Oh, PUH-leese!

Does that opinion hold for the assholes who have little kids marching outside family clinics with them?


GravatarHey, Spork!

Things are very good! Spoke to my brother today; he feels great. Of course, painkillers are a wonderful thing.


GravatarTony Blankley

never was a the overstuffed carcass of a PR/hack more aptly named...

if 'corporate citizen' weren't an oxymoron, pr would never have existed...
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GravatarMarcia Brady - Seen Bunny-Bunny recently?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar


Why, yes. He seems to have survived Uzbekistan intact.


Gravatar“‘It doesn’t seem fair to force them to be little signposts for your opinions.’—a Park Slope parent”

but it's damn fair to shove that stroller into the crosswalk to stop traffic!!!!


GravatarI see that Bob Fucker Barr is bloviating about morals again.


Gravatarthe lies are open, obvious, and provable. still, the crisis is manageable.


GravatarQL went out for lasagna and red wine.
res ipsa loquitur

She'll probably be awake long after I am. Here's the pretty - a different kind of quilt Looks like very good value too.


GravatarWhat the Fuck is Blitzer doing with that shitheel Bob Barr. Talking about Clinton!!!!!


GravatarThings are very good! Spoke to my brother today; he feels great. Of course, painkillers are a wonderful thing.
watertiger - - 7:42 pm



yeah, surgery hurts...good drugs are mandatory...glad yr bro made it okay!!!!

way good...


GravatarSituation room needs one big CockPunch. What's next: THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS.

Jesus Christ CNN is killing me.


GravatarOn Hardball: Two conservative journalists (from Weekly Standard and The Hotline). It still looked bad for Bush and Big Time.


GravatarRich Lowry also takes pictures of his feet.


GravatarWGG,

He's up and walking around, albeit slowly.


GravatarBecause he hates America.


GravatarRich Lowry also takes pictures of his feet.



GravatarWhy are you hysterical people chasing after imaginary terrorists in countries far far away? The real threat is in your own back yard, transforming a culture of noble self-interest and enlightened competition into an all-against-all culture of greed and predation, belligerence and fear. America is the Red Queen going for broke on a treadmill coming apart at the bolts. The situation is bleak, I fear. Have you considered electing a uniter?


GravatarWhat's next: THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS.

Jesus Christ CNN is killing me.
Unrepentant Fenia


I saw the preview
but you question the power of THE BEAR
NONE SHALL QUESTION THE BEARD


GravatarI know I'm probably asking a question answered many times before, but what's with all the feet?


GravatarMcLaughlin: "Do you think the Republicans are in a meltdown?"

"This is an unpleasant time for Republicans." --Tony Blankley

Oh, I'm lovin' this.


GravatarOf course, painkillers are a wonderful thing.

True, dat.


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GravatarOf course, painkillers are a wonderful thing.

True, dat.


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GravatarArrested Development gets the heave-ho.

And I never got to see it.


GravatarStupid Bar, Clinton didn't say Regan was a racist he accused him of pandering to racist voters.


GravatarOT, beloved wartime president actually was adorable.

Much Ado About Tuesday
By Dan Froomkin
Special to washingtonpost.com
Thursday, November 10, 2005; 3:36 PM

Correction to This Article
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An earlier version of this column incorrectly stated that press pool reports of President Bush's tour of the Panama Canal on Monday did not mention that he waved and blew kisses to reporters and photographers. (11/10/05 WaPo / Froomkin)


GravatarFirst I get called a traitor by the President and then I have to hear that I hate Christmas. What's next...I'm afraid to ask.


Gravatar
"This is an unpleasant time for Republicans." --Tony Blankley


they may experience some discomfort...


GravatarBomb them with orange hair dye!


Gravatar I know I'm probably asking a question answered many times before, but what's with all the feet?

All will be revealed in this week's installment of Friday Foot Blogging.


GravatarThe situation is bleak, I fear. Have you considered electing a uniter?
i ♣ fat people


Okay. How's about Johnny Unitas?


Gravatar"This is an unpleasant time for Republicans." --Tony Blankley

they may experience some discomfort...
lavalamp


....and oily discharge.


GravatarHow Should a Wal Mart associate greet shoppers at Christmas?

WTF.

Don't they know there's a war on.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GravatarFVC™ returns!
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Gravatarhave to hear that I hate Christmas. What's next...I'm afraid to ask.
Unrepentant Fenian


you hate president Santa and his war on elves


GravatarAnd Shrum is a bumbling pile of worthlessness.

Professional. Failure.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 11.11.05 - 7:26 pm | #

Can we start a movement: "Shrum doesn't speak for me."

How the hell can we get him off the air? What as bumbling idiot he was on tweety.


GravatarArrested Development gets the heave-ho.

I'm sure Fox has a knock-off reality show to fit the slot. Ugh.


GravatarBecause he sucks donkey dicks?


GravatarThe Catholic league should worry about pedofile priests and not about Wal Mart.


GravatarThe situation is bleak, I fear. Have you considered electing a uniter?
i ♣ fat people


Fredo told us he was a uniter and not a divider. 51% of us believed him.

None of the 51% frequent this blog (with the exception of Cog, David Patterson, Gary Ruppert Pupkin, and Toby Petzold).


GravatarWhy, yes. He seems to have survived Uzbekistan intact.

How nice for Uzbekistan.


GravatarMy are my European friends telling me that I live in a fascist military dictatorship?


GravatarArrested Development gets the heave-ho.

I'm sure Fox has a knock-off reality show to fit the slot. Ugh.


It's called "Well-Developed Arrests" - it's like "Cops", except they only arrest busty strippers.


GravatarPure Goebbels

The Big Lie: the longer and more vehemently one asserts A Lie, and the bigger and more obvious The Lie, the more 'believable' it becomes (to those who want/need to believe it).

Y'know who named the propaganda categories, right? One of 'em was Paul Lazarsfeld, a 'pioneer' in journalism scholarship...Adorno was another; Horkheimer, too...in NYC, in the late 20s, upon studying the propagandas created to incite/explain the carnage of WW I...

in the 50s, Jacques Ellul outlined the machinations of propagandas about as thouroughly as ever you'd want it...his examples were drawn from the Nazis, the Soviets and the ChiCom regimes, but--given the erea--i doubt he'd have expressed implicit blindness of his data set, even had he seen it...

(/pedant)
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GravatarHow can CNN have a show called the Situation Room and ignore the Elephant shitting in the studio (Iraq).


Gravatarthe Situation is that you must ignore the situation


GravatarDo you hear that America? CHRISTIANS ONLY! All you minorities better remember your place and that place is on the wrong side of our glorious reascendancy! Jebus uber Alles! Today Wal-Mart tommrrow -- Mars bitches!

O'Lielley must have his vibrator set to 11 about now.


GravatarAll will be revealed in this week's installment of Friday Foot Blogging.
Eli

Um, okay. Thanks. I now sort of understand.


Gravatarfriday parrot blogging


GravatarO'Lielley must have his vibrator set to 11 about now.
catalexis




GravatarIt isn't Atrikitties, but they are siblings, and one has a pink nose...

http://tinypic.com/flin3p.jpg


Gravatar How can CNN have a show called the Situation Room and ignore the Elephant shitting in the studio (Iraq).
Unrepentant Fenian | 11.11.05 - 7:56 pm


then it would be the "Shituation" Room, como no?


GravatarHave you considered electing a uniter?
i ? fat people


We've considered it, but decided that's not what works for us right now.


Gravatar It isn't Atrikitties, but they are siblings, and one has a pink nose...

Awwwww.... They haven't even smudged their toes yet either....


GravatarIn a sane and rational America, the POTUS, after learning of O'Reilly's latest outrage, would get on the phone with Sir Rupert Murdoch and say, "If I ever hear one of your employees ever make a remark like that again the next call I'll make is to the FCC. I'll have them revoke your licenses."


GravatarSnuggleBunny, is that a momcat?


Gravatarlehrer: "here in silence are eight more." pasty bastard.


GravatarArrested Development gets the heave-ho.

I'm sure Fox has a knock-off reality show to fit the slot. Ugh.


"Find the Felafel," with Bill O'Reilly.


GravatarIt isn't Atrikitties, but they are siblings, and one has a pink nose...

And pink paws!!!


GravatarThe President in effect called the 54 million Americans who didn't vote for him traitors and CNN is doing reports on the fake Christmas issue?

Bizarro world for sure.


Gravatari am an sf native and have been to coit tower maybe 2 times. if terrorists blow up coit tower the only people they are going to get are tourists from red states. bring em on!


GravatarO'Reilly is a tosser!


GravatarIncidentally, the woodsmen were by this morning and took out the grapefruit tree. What else will happen in the night I'm not sure.


Gravatarcatalexis--

No...the pink nosed one is a male, the tabby is his sister. There is another sister who tolerates neither and cleaves only to moi...she is Queen Cat of the household.


GravatarMaybe it’s time to hire a private investigator and have him follow O’stupid around for a few months. Check to see that he is going to church every Sunday.


GravatarI'm sure Fox has a knock-off reality show to fit the slot. Ugh.

"Find the Felafel," with Bill O'Reilly.
Thers


"There goes the last lingering shred of my heterosexuality." (patty bouvier)


GravatarKitty cuteness! Thanks, SnugleBunny. I needed that.


GravatarOLBERMAN!!!!


GravatarIn a sane and rational America, the POTUS, after learning of O'Reilly's latest outrage, would get on the phone with Sir Rupert Murdoch and say, "If I ever hear one of your employees ever make a remark like that again the next call I'll make is to the FCC. I'll have them revoke your licenses."
Metro99 - 8:00 pm


Real-fookin-POLITIK

i like your style, friend!


GravatarJeebus H. Packers...

Why does anybody give a shit what O'Reilly, Robertson, or anyone of their ilk, care what they say? Do you honestly think that he was serious?

Use the patented troll method: Ignore them, and they'll go away.

(And on a personal note, I've unbanned myself from blogging. I was in a bad mood last night (re: drunk))


GravatarRight wing-nuts want to boycott Wal-Mart.

Not over being a sweatshop that doesn't make anything.

Not because they use illegals.

Not because they violate labor laws.

But because their "associates" are made to say "Happy Holidays."

You can't make this shit up.


GravatarOlbermann's taking on O'Lielly!


GravatarTheOtherWA: Kitty cuteness! Thanks, SnugleBunny. I needed that.

Was Curly's recent video insufficiently cute?

Damn, I'm gonna have to get him into charm school, now that I have a paycheck...
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GravatarFirst we have Rev. Robertson implying that Dover, PA can expect a catastrophe for voting God out of town.

Then we have Mr. O'Reilly suggesting a terrorist bombing in San Francisco.

Conservatives are not very nice people, are they?


GravatarWhite house e mails text of the Presidents speech to journalists titled "In Case You Missed It"


GravatarThe royal sibling (who cuddles not with her lesser littermates)

http://tinypic.com/fliqrr.jpg


GravatarSo NoReally is developing the same brain degenerative disease as Pat Robertson.


GravatarDamn, I'm gonna have to get him into charm school, now that I have a paycheck...
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Jeffraham Prestonian


Save your money. One buck for you, one kitty treat for the four legs. One buck for you, one kitty treat....


GravatarPeople applauded when Bush said "people accused us of doctoring the evidence" (paraphrase)?

HAHAHAHA!


GravatarPoll: Most Americans Say Bush Not Honest
By WILL LESTER, Associated Press Writer
WASHINGTON - Two crucial pillars of President Bush's public support _ perceptions of his honesty and faith in his ability to fight terrorism _ have slipped to their lowest point in the AP-Ipsos poll.

While the CIA leak investigation, the mishandling of Hurricane Katrina and high energy costs have all taken their toll, the polling found the Iraq war at the core of Americans' displeasure with the president.

All of those concerns are cutting into traditional Bush strengths.




WHAT "strengths"?

Since when is being dogshit dumb a "strength"????


Gravatarthis (olbermann) is the first time I've heard Bush's PA 'deeply irresponsible' speech.

is it me, or does he he sound drunk?


GravatarWell, that just shows how good a judge-by-looks-alone kind of guy I am.


Gravatarhttp://tinypic.com/fliqrr.jpg

What a BEAUTY!


Gravatarthe guy in the tie behind Bush looked completely bored.


GravatarWhy does anybody give a shit what O'Reilly, Robertson, or anyone of their ilk, care what they say? Do you honestly think that he was serious?

Oh, hell motherfucking YEAH I think Robertson was serious, and I just think O'Reilly is clinical. But people listen to them, they've gotten into the habit of letting other people telling them what to think.

Use the patented troll method: Ignore them, and they'll go away.
It's been quite a while, and they really haven't.

(And on a personal note, I've unbanned myself
from blogging. I was in a bad mood last night (re: drunk))
Zap Rowsdower


You'll have that, from time to time.


GravatarJeffraham Prestonian your cat is very cuddly!

i love your video of Curly!


GravatarFirst we have Rev. Robertson implying that Dover, PA can expect a catastrophe for voting God out of town.

Then we have Mr. O'Reilly suggesting a terrorist bombing in San Francisco.

Conservatives are not very nice people, are they?
Diane


They're assholes.

And O'Wanker gives Irish-Americans a bad name!


GravatarJeffraham, in my Friday, red wine induced state, I missed Curley's video blogging.

It's loading now. (I'm on dialup, will gush over Curley momentarily!)


Gravatarif you missed it

Friday Heidi and George Blogging


GravatarIs Bush honest

57% NO


GravatarArthur nearly almost ran away. It involved a cat.


GravatarAquatigre--

HRH needs no encouragement in regards to her looks, and would not even thank you...merely accept it as her due. I, her mere servant, thank you on her behalf.


Gravatarthe guy in the tie behind Bush looked completely bored.
watertiger


And Chimpy says he doesn't torture!


Gravatarthe guy in the tie behind Bush looked completely bored.
watertiger |


and Bush acted like a petulant child
and politicized a day which politics should not be used on, in my opionion


GravatarIt involved a cat.

evil cats


GravatarFair is fair. When do leftists get to mark a Red city for death?

Oh, wait. That's right. Pat Robertson's God already did that for us with the hurricanes.


Gravatarand Bush acted like a petulant child
and politicized a day which politics should not be used on, in my opionion
olexicon,biggie SPALLS


He IS a petulant child.

Nothing like watching a guy pushing 60 act like a spoiled toddler.


GravatarMoonbotica, those cats look about to slide off the sofa


GravatarThat's a right purty cat!


Gravatarlavalamp yes i think my sister caught them in their most relaxed moments.


Gravataris it me, or does he he sound drunk?
lavalamp

Nope - he always sounds that way anymore.


Gravatar"It involved a cat"

Mountain lions are cats. It would be acceptable for a brave soul like Arthur to strategically retreat from a mountain lion.

Or even something that just looked a bit like one.


GravatarThanks, Moonbotica, TheOtherWA (dial-up? ouch!).
.


GravatarThe arm of that chair belongs to Curly.
Extremely cute, Jeffraham!


GravatarThe winger's have backed off somewhat of late but frankly I expect the violence element to return as the election season heats up again. I recommend vigilant documentation.
catalexis


Have gun, will use!


Gravatarremember trolls who wished for another terrorist strike to save bush's bacon? my hunch is that another strike will only further emphasis the boob's incompetence.


GravatarWell, just got home. As I suspected when I left home today, Bush's little speech was a great success, and his poll numbers most assuredly will go up.


not. What a loser.


Gravataris it me, or does he he sound drunk?
lavalamp


hung over


GravatarKody brought a friend on this outing.
http://static.flickr.com/25/ 5282...1e02bbec5_o.jpg


GravatarHi -- Sorry to butt in, but did anyone see the Nathaniel Fick interview on News Hour tonight? I only caught part of it and am trying to find a transcript.

Thanks in advance for any help.
.


GravatarEvening, dear batses!


GravatarWhen I go into a store I better be greated with a Merry Fitzmas or I'm going to be pissed.


GravatarRobertson wasn't serious, Virginia. And I don't think that O'Reilly was, either. They're both shameless clowns out for ratings.

I remember a while back when Rush was on Letterman. Letterman asked him (something to the affect of)

"Do you ever get the feeling that, I don't know, you're full of crap?"

He was basically implying that Rush just pulled shit out of his ass just to get people riled.

And since we liberals get riled an awful lot (admit it, folks), we're an easy mark. Ignoring those that prey on our sensativity is the first step to getting these people off of the airwaves.


GravatarThe truth test? I like me some Oberman.


GravatarFrom Olbermann: Karl "Pigpen" Rove.

Next: O'Reilly playing the part of an Al Qaeda terrorist!


GravatarGood evening, America Haters. How goes the fight against Christmas? For fun today I went frolicking naked in the cold, tearing down decorations in the neighborhood and leaving pro-terrorist pamphlets in everybody's mailbox. What have YOU done for the cause?


GravatarBill just wants to sit on Coit tower. It so phallafel.


GravatarMy, but Keith is pretty frisky tonight...


GravatarIgnoring those that prey on our sensativity is the first step to getting these people off of the airwaves.

I hadn't thought of this before, but they are trolls of the airwaves.


Gravatar♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Don't miss tonight's long overdue FVC™!
.


GravatarThe CBC
wershington
Bureau Guy Henry Champ
said "Well he was passionate"
and that was about the best thing i heard all day


GravatarDear NTodd,

I pulled down old men's pants everywhere on Hanover Street, Boston.


GravatarI LOVE KEITH OLBERMANN!!!!

Who would have ever thought this ex-Sportscenter host on ESPN would someday be the leading television talking head speaking truth to power?

What a wacky world we indeed live in.

Coming up - Bill "Terrorist" O'Reilly on Countdown.

"I left my falafel, in San Francisco."


Gravatarre bush numbers, you think he's tanking now, wait till the rove thing gets handed down.


GravatarJeffraham Prestonian, I never got a chance to respond to your little problem with your *friend* yesterday, but I would have asked him why, if Bush didn't try to connect Iraq with 9/11, so many Fox viewers believe(d) there was such a link. Then I saw Tweety showing the clip this morning of Cheney insisting that there was such a connection.

I feel sorry for your friend, because he just refuses to see what's right there in front of him.


GravatarHello, usually i don't really do gossip but there's one mailing list i can't resist: Popbitch. This week they has this delicious item. Being friday, why not post it here!

George W Bush's mother troubles

It's hard to believe it was only one year
ago that George W Bush was re-elected President.
Since then he seems to have lost almost
every single friend. Even his own family.

One Popbitch reader was at a Texas dinner
party recently and sat next to a friend of
Barbara Bush, Dubya's mother. Over the meal
she confided that the Bush family only ever
called the President by his rather patronising
family nickname, "Junior". And that on a
recent hunting trip she'd asked Barbara what
George was like.

"Junior? Hmmmm..." Barbara apparently sighed.
"He's not like the rest of us."

Mrs Bush's friend leant towards our source
to explain. "Here in Texas... that means
he's stupid."


(FYI: Actually Bush does have one fan - 50 Cent.
He's been defending the President this week
from Kanye West's attacks, saying, "The New
Orleans disaster was meant to happen. It was an
act of God. People responded to it the best way
they can.")


GravatarI pulled down old men's pants everywhere on Hanover Street, Boston.

Oh, the shrinkage must've been horrible!


GravatarI pulled down old men's pants everywhere on Hanover Street, Boston.

Oh, the shrinkage must've been horrible!


GravatarWhat have YOU done for the cause?
NTodd, House Bitch

I recently mailed poo to the north pole


GravatarOlbermann, not Oberman. Sorry. Medicine. Flu symptoms worsening. Does Tequila help?


GravatarBomb O'Reilly with this:

The Key to the Myth of Jesus & Santa is the same thing...


Amanita Muscaria!



Bombs away!


GravatarWhy does O'Reilly want the terrorists to win?





Because he IS one?


GravatarIt's enrmously phallaphelous.


Gravatarwait till the rove thing gets handed down.

Is there news?


GravatarFor a powerful reminder of why we opposed this war, listen to this, from my local NPR station's (http://wuot.org) series on "the fallen":
http://sunsite.utk.edu/wuot/mt/p...st/ Harrison.mp3

Peace.....


Gravatar Olbermann, not Oberman. Sorry. Medicine. Flu symptoms worsening. Does Tequila help?

Yes. Send me some immediately.


GravatarJeffraham--Curlyblogging! I'm so jazzed!


GravatarRobertson's off his rocker, Big Time's senile, W's a patholgical liar, and whether O'Reilly knows it or not SF's a fun wonderful city that's beloved by folks around the world. He, like many wingers, just wants a bunch of queers dead. Like that would make him better.


GravatarDoes Tequila help?

Tequila cures what ails ya.


GravatarCan O'Reilly be expelled to Siberia or something?


GravatarFlu symptoms worsening. Does Tequila help?
catalexis


With pretty much everything...


GravatarThe right wing absolutely loves terrorists. They get wet just thinking about a terrorist strike destroying an American city, but they are amazingly apathetic when a hurricane does it.


GravatarActually Bush does have one fan - 50 Cent.
He's been defending the President this week
from Kanye West's attacks, saying, "The New
Orleans disaster was meant to happen. It was an
act of God. People responded to it the best way
they can.")


He's just pissed off because Kanye basically said that homophobia was for losers.

He said gay hating doesn't belong in rap and hip hop!

Curtis' macho gangsta mentality couldn't handle that.


GravatarHanna-Stella, queen of the night

have i mentioned that, should you be curious to do so, you may see an image that is the EXAACT!!! picture of my big, black dog, Hanna-Stella, if you have Windows XP, by tabbing 'settings', 'display,' 'desktop,' and 'friend'? it is her to perfection...

i might have mentioned that before...
just sayin'
.


Gravatardoctors in ye olden days used to prescribe alcohol to deal with illness.

if you had a fever, wine was given in the mistake belief it would sweat the fever out or something.


GravatarFor fun today I went frolicking naked in the cold, tearing down decorations in the neighborhood and leaving pro-terrorist pamphlets in everybody's mailbox.

I hope you are shitting me when you say that there are Christmas decorations up in your neighborhood three weeks before Thanksgiving.

The stores here are decorated, but those are stores. Please tell me that people do not decorate their houses at this point.


GravatarJeffraham's cat is a communist! did you see the red collar?


GravatarOne Popbitch reader was at a Texas dinner
party recently and sat next to a friend of
Barbara Bush, Dubya's mother. Over the meal
she confided that the Bush family only ever
called the President by his rather patronising
family nickname, "Junior". And that on a
recent hunting trip she'd asked Barbara what
George was like.

"Junior? Hmmmm..." Barbara apparently sighed.
"He's not like the rest of us."



I think Jeb is his parents' favorite.


Gravatarno, sorry pie. just anticipation.


GravatarJeffraham's cat is a communist! did you see the red collar?
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere


My dogs both have red collars.


GravatarMixing alcohol and cold medicine was, um, interesting. Rather pleasant, but I could only enjoy it until I fell asleep/passed out, around 20 minutes after consuming.

The weekend I was sick just flew by! And my cold was nearly gone.


GravatarDamn, stole my idea. I've thought for years that the hallucinogenic red mushrooms with white warts that grew out of reindeer turds led to the myth of Santa Claus, I should have put a patent on it.


Gravatarchristmas decorations are already up in Swansea.

not lit yet tho.


Gravatar"curveball, who the Germans called a drunken liar..." Olbermann

And, boy, if the Germans call you a drunken liar...


GravatarDoes Tequila help?

It's helped me survive the Bush Regime.


Gravatar "It involved a cat"

Mountain lions are cats. It would be acceptable for a brave soul like Arthur to strategically retreat from a mountain lion.

Or even something that just looked a bit like one.
SnuggleBunny


This is all true. However, Arthur was in hot pursuit, analogising a Crown Victoria at 125mph after a Ferrari. But there was this privet hedge that the most wonderful scent to it, so he had to stop and find out more and I snuck up on him and impeded his bliss.

Sigh.... It's very difficult.


GravatarWhether O'Reilly meant what he said or not doesn't matter. His are the words of a traitor.


GravatarTerry C--but we know your dogs are communist spies...


GravatarI hope you are shitting me when you say that there are Christmas decorations up in your neighborhood three weeks before Thanksgiving.

The stores here are decorated, but those are stores. Please tell me that people do not decorate their houses at this point.
res ipsa loquitur


I know someone in my town that has an enclosed porch and when you walk by the house, you can see the fucking Christmas tree!

They have a tree up already????


GravatarI recently mailed poo to the north pole

Exploding poo?


GravatarTry to keep tequila consumption down so that you don't wake up with a horrible hangover AND the flu. Clear Warm Broths are helpful.


Gravatarpie: Jeffraham Prestonian, I never got a chance to respond to your little problem with your *friend* yesterday, but I would have asked him why, if Bush didn't try to connect Iraq with 9/11, so many Fox viewers believe(d) there was such a link. Then I saw Tweety showing the clip this morning of Cheney insisting that there was such a connection.

I'm not sure he would, in fact, disagree with that statement -- he's a longtime Dem activist/volunteer, but he's very firmly in the DLC style (in fact, he made some comment in response to another Eschatonian's comments with something along the lines of "that's why the Dems keep losing" -- he's very much a reconciler, where Dems and Pubs are concerned).

This tiff centers on his banishment of me from reading or commenting on his bloggie, over my disagreement with him that Michael Moore's unlabeled use of the footage from the 2000 Al Smith dinner in Fahrenheit 9/11 constituted a "lie."
.


GravatarTerry C--but we know your dogs are communist spies...
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere


Especially since one is a BOSTON Terrier.


GravatarCan O'Reilly be expelled to Siberia or something?
Moonbootica


Nunavut?


GravatarExploding poo?
NTodd


no, that would be wrong


GravatarOne of the candidates for the US Senate in Montana John Morrison(D) is begining to show that he's got SPALLS.

Here's part of an email I got from his campaign headquarters.

ON VETERANS DAY, MORRISON CALLS ON WASHINGTON TO GET ITS PRIORITIES STRAIGHT

Outlines Specific Agenda To Serve Veterans

Helena --Speaking at the VFW Post 6774 in Billings, today Senate candidate John Morrison honored this nation’s veterans by outlining a series of proposals to better serve those currently in the program and ease the transition home for the next generation of veterans created by the war in Iraq:

“The programs and policies built for our veterans were developed decades ago, before the advances in medicine and care that so many of us take for granted,” Morrison said. “It’s long past time we recommit ourselves to making sure our veterans have the care and services they’ve earned.”

Morrison highlighted the disparity between the demand of our veterans for modern health care and services and the lack of funding Washington is providing to the Veterans Administration (VA). This discrepancy delays and threatens the quality of the care our veterans receive. Morrison went on to outline specific steps Congress must take to honor our commitment to those who have served, including: a fully funded VA, immediate revocation of the “disabled veterans tax,” and blocking increases to prescription drug coverage and enrollment fees.

“I’m angry Washington hasn’t addressed these challenges yet,” Morrison said, “and I’m saddened that so many of our veterans go without the care and services they’ve earned.”

Morrison then outlined plans to pave the way for the next generation of veterans created by the War in Iraq, starting with programs to ease their transition home.

"This is America, and it ought to be this simple: If you serve your country, your country ought to serve you. That means never, not even once, worrying about losing your pay, losing your health insurance, or losing your home," Morrison said.

He described the domestic challenges our Guardsmen and Reservists face when called to active duty. Challenges that often result in a significant pay cut and financial hardship for their families. Morrison highlighted the steps we must take to ease the burden war places on our families here at home, including an updated GI Bill, protection for their health insurance, protections from foreclosure and bankruptcy, and the need to smooth the transition from the active military to the VA.

“We must begin today to make sure the America they come home to is the America they went to war for. We must begin today to make sure that the benefits our veterans receive are worthy of the sacrifices they’ve made,” Morrison said.


GravatarOh boy, whatever you do don't turn on C-SPAN. The Liar-in-Chief is blathering on about the ter'ists.


Gravatar"curveball, who the Germans called a drunken liar..." Olbermann

And, boy, if the Germans call you a drunken liar...
Marcia Brady ∞


It's almost as bad as the Irish calling you a drunken liar!


GravatarDamn I miss terpin hydrate. Is there any left in Montana? We used it all up in Arizona....


GravatarImagine if a liberal said it would be fine for the terrorists to bomb a red state city.


GravatarWas talking to my father in law, a Marine gunnery sergeant who served at Guadalcanal. He was enraged by Bush's speech today.

As he says frequently, anyone who ever did anything for me was a Democrat.


GravatarSaddam had weapons of mass phallaphallous. His falafel technology was capable of auto- falafellating himself. Bill O'Reilly will not allow any other madmen besides himself possess the capability of auto-falafellatio.


GravatarThe Liar-in-Chief is blathering on about the ter'ists.
res ipsa loquitur

9/11.........9/11.........9/11.........9/ 11.........9/11.........9/11.........9/ 11.........9/11.........9/11.........9/ 11.........9/11.........!




Is anyone buying that anymore?


GravatarAuntie GWPDA--has Arthur gotten in trouble again?


GravatarImagine if a liberal said it would be fine for the terrorists to bomb a red state city.
Hecate Malificent


Any suggestions, anyone?


Gravatar"curveball, who the Germans called a drunken liar..." Olbermann

And, boy, if the Germans call you a drunken liar...


Genau!


Gravatarwho was it on hardball the other night who said 70% of republicans thought that wmd had been found?


GravatarI think Jeb is his parents' favorite.
Terry C

i think so too, and now the family must be pissed off at W for ruining the chances of having another Bush in the White House. I think America * got * that the last couple months


GravatarGoddamn computers.

Sorry, just had to get that off my chest.

Love, hate relationship.


GravatarAn Interesting Sociological Phenomenon

in cultures that spawn dominant male groups where 'machismo' of one description or another is a defining characteristic, there is a high incidence of manifest sexuality called 'men who have sex with men' (mwhswm)...

mswhwm emphatically reject the description of their activities as homoerotic or homosexual...

i suspect-- though i do not know, of course--that this is how adolescent gangs of male chimps would/might respond to a similar characterization of their group sexual behaviors...
.


GravatarI keed, I keed..........!


GravatarHecate, actually they've all kind of said that, implied that, discussing Oke City.... Somehow that was all just, well, OK....

Shameful.


Gravatar Imagine if a liberal said it would be fine for the terrorists to bomb a red state city.
Hecate Malificent


Any suggestions, anyone?


Kansas?


GravatarWhether O'Reilly meant what he said or not doesn't matter. His are the words of a traitor.

Bull shit.

He's a fucking entertainer.

Fox puts him on for the same reason they put that "Jesus Warrior" on Trading Spouses the other night... BECAUSE IT SELLS!!

That's the kind of crap that Murdoch has made a living off of. Nothing more, nothing less.


GravatarHe's been harboring resentment toward SF and the Castro ever since he "slipped" with that falafel in the shower.


Gravatarwho was it on hardball the other night who said 70% of republicans thought that wmd had been found?
jello


What percentage of that 70% is on drugs?


GravatarHEY! I'm both German and Irish, damnit! I resent the drunken references to both of my ethnic brethren.

Now, fuck you all! I'm going back to my vodka and coke.

Actually, that was a great line about the Germans on Olbermann. Don't forget - it's the Germans who never bought the US government's line on 9/11. They firmly believe our gov't was in on it.

The Germans were bastards in the past, but they've improved greatly, and can spot manipulative, evil leaders from 5,000 miles away.


GravatarSo, the subtitle of the first half-hour of Countdown is:

Bush -- Big, Fat Liar or Big, Fat, Smelly, Drunken, Cowardly Liar.


Gravatar Damn I miss terpin hydrate.

Dunno, it's not something I ever willingly take. That moldy cherry flavor makes me feel sicker then I felt before I took it.


Gravatari suspect-- though i do not know, of course--that this is how adolescent gangs of male chimps would/might respond to a similar characterization of their group sexual behaviors...

And YOU PEOPLE are whom I'm to sponsor in my back garden? And encourage to cook gumbo on my stove?

Goodness.


Gravatar...because he's an addle-pated dunder-head!
Darryl Pearce


Because he doesn't know what he's talking about?


GravatarNo one heard Nathaniel Fick on News Hour? He was talking about our broken tradition of the citizen soldier and said the result is that we have cowards making policies and ignorant people fighting wars.


Gravatarin cultures that spawn dominant male groups where 'machismo' of one description or another is a defining characteristic, there is a high incidence of manifest sexuality called 'men who have sex with men' (mwhswm)...



Remember, you're not gay if you are a "top."


GravatarThis tiff centers on his banishment of me from reading or commenting on his bloggie, over my disagreement with him that Michael Moore's unlabeled use of the footage from the 2000 Al Smith dinner in Fahrenheit 9/11 constituted a "lie."

Yes, and actually it had been another commenter on that fateful day that was arguing about the iraq connection.

I don't understand why he thinks it's a *lie* anyway. Bush has obviously done less to benefit the great majority of Americans. Tax cuts? How about higher food and gas prices?

I'm telling you that I'm seeing a real pullback in spending at our little store alone. Consumer confidence is hurting and even people who are doing okay are very concerned about the future.

I don't know why your friend, as a Dem, believes otherwise.


GravatarI wonder how Murdoch would make money off of terrorist bombings in SF... hmmm... I guess since he's Australian and a billionaire he could care less if Americans die.


GravatarAny suggestions, anyone?

No, not really, but then I'm not a paranoid jerk like Billy.


GravatarImagine if a liberal said it would be fine for the terrorists to bomb a red state city.

Simply put,

They wouldn't.


GravatarNTodd--no bombing Kansas till we get Central Scrutinizer and the Old Man from Scene 24 out of there.


GravatarImagine if a liberal said it would be fine for the terrorists to bomb a red state city.
Hecate Malificent

Gee, where to start...

Philadelphia, MS

Start small, then work your way up.


GravatarAnd YOU PEOPLE are whom I'm to sponsor in my back garden? And encourage to cook gumbo on my stove?

Gumbo?!

Man, I haven't made gumbo in I don't know how long.

Probably last Thxgiving, when I used up the turkey.

Time to get the big pot out....


GravatarToday's speech was Bush's auto-falafellatio moment. That or Bush's Gettysburg moment. I report, you decide.


GravatarWow. The Doughy Pantload got himself a op-ed gig at the El Lay Times.

Very liberal, those big city dailies.


GravatarO'REILLY: By the way, if Alito is confirmed, that will be a good thing for conservatives. That's the bottom line. Because Alito will take a more traditional view than a [Supreme Court justices Stephen G.] Breyer or a [Ruth Bader] Ginsburg. OK? He'll look at things, and he'll say, "You know, the Founding Fathers didn't want partial-birth abortion. The Founding Fathers didn't want all mention of Christmas stricken from the public arena." That's what Alito will do. He's a traditionalist. He's going to rule that way.



Since when does this fuck talk for the Founding Fathers?

The Puritans would have put his ass in the stocks anyway...he's a Papist, ya know!


GravatarWhat percentage of that 70% is on drugs?
Terry C


prescription or street?
ot both


Gravatarwho was it on hardball the other night who said 70% of republicans thought that wmd had been found?
jello


The same 70% think that the hijckers on 9/11 were from Iraq.


GravatarHe was talking about our broken tradition of the citizen soldier and said the result is that we have cowards making policies and ignorant people fighting wars

Ignorant and greedy, I'd say.

Shouldn't be having wars nowadays, given the present circumstances.


Gravatarits amazing Murdoch is not even American or British but he feels the need to dictate his bullshit in both out countries.

i mean whtf?


GravatarI guess since he's Australian and a billionaire he could care less if Americans die.
Marshall Yager

He became an American citizen so he could buy Fox.


GravatarRes Ipsa--time to cancel my LAT subscription, ne c'est pas?


Gravatar Auntie GWPDA--has Arthur gotten in trouble again?
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere


He leapt the front porch wall yesterday, like Underdog, and went after the next door cat and got distracted and I only caught up with him just before the big main street. Also, I nearly died of exertion. If we owned that nice little 160 acres in Pincher Creek he could go anywhere he wanted to. And run as much as he wanted.


GravatarRemember, you're not gay if you are a "top."
Terry C

I'll have to remember that the next time I'm tapping some hot guy's ass.


GravatarTom Cruise to star in Top Falafel.


GravatarAwww, Keith just did an impression of Stewie from Family Guy.

If he isn't just the cutest hunk of manliness on earth...


GravatarSince when does this fuck talk for the Founding Fathers?

The Puritans would have put his ass in the stocks anyway...he's a Papist, ya know!
Terry C


I won't repeat my blogwhore, but the Founding Fathers didn't think about Christmas as a public celebration.

That wasn't widespread in America until the 1840's, at the earliest.


GravatarRes Ipsa--time to cancel my LAT subscription, ne c'est pas?

Indeed. Save a tree (and your sanity). Cancel your L.A. Times subscription, toute suite!


GravatarThe Doughy Pantload got himself a op-ed gig at the El Lay Times.

So Scheer's out and he's in?

Well, look at the fun everyone will have tearing him apart week after week.

hee hee.


GravatarGas them. Gas every red state that voted for Bush. Gas them all, and gas them now. And if that sounds a little too 1940s for you, then fine, nuke the fuckers.

Middle American Christians not only hate man and life, but most of all, they hate America. In fact, no one hates America more than the hardcore Evangelical Christians, which is to say, the South and Midwest. Their hatred of New England liberals is a thinly disguised hatred of America's heart and soul, since it was in New England that America was founded; their hatred of California is a hatred of what America has become, a hatred of American culture and power, since modern American culture and technology are produced in California. Their hatred of Hollywood is the same hatred of Hollywood you find in any resentful Third World country. Middle Americans hate California and the Northeast because those are America; the South and Midwest, on the other hand, are merely a kind of Third World within America, a large free-trade zone full of gullible consumers and cheap land and labor, and they know it. They are what holds America back from progress. They are the East Germany that West Germans had to absorb, and are constantly paying the price for. They are America's Sunni Triangle, full of hate and fanaticism and destruction. They are fit for little more than cannon fodder in the armed forces and as non-union manual labor capable of assembling Japanese or German cars without making a fuss. In short, they're gullible fools. Which brings me to the next question: Who the fuck ever decided that these pieces of shit deserved the right to vote?

http://www.exile.ru/2004- Novembe...bylon.html.html


GravatarToday's speech was Bush's auto-falafellatio moment. That or Bush's Gettysburg moment. I report, you decide.
JeffyLube


Er, the people responsible that site?

What color is the sky in their world?

Or is it a joke, that site?

Please tell me it's a joke.


Gravatarres,

Some people just stopped taking down the Holiday decorations in our fair Gem City. Technically illegal, but nothing done about it, because then they'd have to arrest the city workers, who never bothered to remove the lights from the trees downtown. Those lights were lit up last night. Sigh.


Gravatar Was talking to my father in law, a Marine gunnery sergeant who served at Guadalcanal. He was enraged by Bush's speech today.

he saw some shit.
bet he wasnt a gunny then, though?
my dad was on a destroyer that supported some of those island operations (when it wasnt shepherding submarines around), and all he would ever talk about was the noise of the guns, the almost incessant bark of the naval 5"s...

ashore, from all i know, it was some of the worst kind of fighting anyone could ever hope not to imagine... hand-to-hand, rifle butts, knives, bayonets, swords, grenades, pistols, shovels, fingers, teeth, anything at all...

nobody emerges from that kind of stuff unchanged...
.


GravatarI'm gonna blow that mutherfuker up. The Outer Sunset gang gonna feed him his own loofa.


GravatarThe right wing absolutely loves terrorists. They get wet just thinking about a terrorist strike destroying an American city, but they are amazingly apathetic when a hurricane does it.
Another Bruce


I believe that captures the facts nicely.


Gravatarterry, they believe in those "wmd secreted away on a pirate ship" stories. or that a secret convey carried them away to syria. their entire ideology is sustained by unsubstantiated gossip and fairy tales. it's freaky.


GravatarGenau!
NTodd


I had to BabbleFish that!

Hi, baby, how are you holding up?


Gravatarfrizzled:

I don't know about gassing but I think anyone whose IQ is below a certain level shouldn't be allowed to vote!

That includes Bush!


GravatarNow, fuck you all! I'm going back to my vodka and coke.

Please don't ruin good vodka by mixing it with coke. A few ice cubes are all it needs.

Recently was discussing offerings to ancestors w/ some other pagans and a very vehement 12 Stepper was telling me the ancestors wanted "more food, less liquor." I explained to him that we must have had very different ancestors.


GravatarThey even make a Fez for Attaturk.

Falafel Rulez!


Gravatarterry, they believe in those "wmd secreted away on a pirate ship" stories. or that a secret convey carried them away to syria. their entire ideology is sustained by unsubstantiated gossip and fairy tales. it's freaky.
jello


Well, these are the same assholes who prefer IDIOTIC Design over science and facts.

They'll believe anything.


GravatarDamn. We just zoomed right on by that 2,000 figure, didn't we?

At this rate, about 100 more mommies will be getting the "Your son died for his country" telegram before New Years.

If you went on teevee and said that -- "Hello, moms of America. 100 of you will be getting a telegram that your son is dead by New Years" do you think that then they'd start marching in the streets?


Gravatara very vehement 12 Stepper



I believe I was talking about that with Tena or Vicki the other day (sorry, I don't remember which ones, ladies - love ya both).

SOME of them can be real turds in the punchbowl!


Gravatarobody emerges from that kind of stuff unchanged...

My dad left high school in Boulder, Colorado to join the Navy and fight in the Pacific. My entire life, he would awaken at least once a week, sweating and hollering, from the same horrible dream that he would never, ever discuss. He had a close cousin who died on the Battan Death March.


Gravatarpie: I don't know why your friend, as a Dem, believes otherwise.

Are we talkin' about the same guy...? I don't see where he makes any mention of Iraq+9/11 (and I tend to prefer to stick to specifics with this guy; he's pretty damn smart, actually).

His response to theodoric is all I saw... did I miss somethin'? I don't like the threaded/nested comments thingie, but since my ex-pal started using it, I felt like I needed to follow suit...
.


Gravatarhttp://www.guardian.co.uk/ uslate...5409658,00.html

snip

The former FBI agent who scathingly exposed the bureau's failure to uncover the Sept. 11 plot is running for a House seat in Minnesota in 2006 as a Democrat, and she is employing her fearlessly blunt style on the campaign trail.

``This was a lied-into war that is a quagmire now,'' the 50-year-old Rowley recently told a group of rural Democrats in a garage in this small town south of the Twin Cities. ``It could be worse than Vietnam. The truth is we can't win, and there's still an ongoing deception.''

etc.
----

Ongong deception and denial are pillars of their control of the government.
-


GravatarPlease don't ruin good vodka by mixing it with coke

I bet Shrub still does that.


GravatarHe became an American citizen so he could buy Fox.
Rmj, Wandering Aengus | Email | Homepage | 11.11.05 - 8:32 pm | #


Actually, he became a citizen back 84/85, so he could by the Chicago Sun-Times. Which I believe he then sold to whatever company is owned by Conrad Black.


Gravatar"terry, they believe in those "wmd secreted away on a pirate ship" stories. or that a secret convey carried them away to syria."


They're secreted in Ann Coulter's cooch!


Gravatarfrizzled

I'm pissed, but I'm not ready to gas anyone.


GravatarWhich I believe he then sold to whatever company is owned by Conrad Black.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins


Hollinger


GravatarRecently was discussing offerings to ancestors w/ some other pagans and a very vehement 12 Stepper was telling me the ancestors wanted "more food, less liquor." I explained to him that we must have had very different ancestors.

What's the idea/purpose of making the offerings to ancestors?

Maybe I should be doing that.


GravatarRmj: Man, I haven't made gumbo in I don't know how long.

Oh, Christ! Now you've really put your foot in it.
.


GravatarHecate--there is a 9 step website for pagans that is very, very nice. My daughter is a 12 stepper, but she likes the 9 steps--very goddess centered, very empowering.


GravatarKeith Olbermann or Jon Stewart, my spouse asked me the other day, Which one do you want to sleep with? *Blush* hate being so transparent


GravatarNo joke. Conservatism is not a joke. It is not nice to make jokes about mental illnesses and disrders unless they involve excessive flatulence and falafel obsession.


Gravatarand Hollinger is linked to Richard Perle!


GravatarConrad Black once owned every peper in Canada that wasn;t owned by Ken thomson
Then he wanted a lordsphip
and now they are owned by the Apsers Canwest Global


GravatarHecate--it is permissible to ruin good vodka (Grey Goose in my case) with a little cranberry juice and a slice of orange, is it not?


GravatarThose lights were lit up last night. Sigh.

Buckeye ... I don't have that many issues with the little white lights in the trees. They look nice and are sort of generally wintery. But the Xmas trees and the holly and the plastic reindeers, etc. before Thanksgiving just frosts my ass.


GravatarMy dad left high school in Boulder, Colorado to join the Navy and fight in the Pacific. My entire life, he would awaken at least once a week, sweating and hollering, from the same horrible dream that he would never, ever discuss. He had a close cousin who died on the Battan Death March.
Hecate Malificent


THere were a whole bunch of boys from Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona on the Bataan Death March. In New Mexico, it took some forty years before the survivors could even, as a group, admit they were there, it was so far past horror. Part of the horror was that they had survived. It is a terrible thing to see, still. This time of year often in Abq, the boys' names are read out, to remember.


Gravatarsallyh,

I'll have to check it out. How are you doing?


GravatarNobody emerges from that kind of stuff unchanged...

My dad left high school in Boulder, Colorado to join the Navy and fight in the Pacific. My entire life, he would awaken at least once a week, sweating and hollering, from the same horrible dream that he would never, ever discuss. He had a close cousin who died on the Battan Death March.
Hecate Malificent


My dad was the same way.

Once my sister bent down to pick up something and she had a shitload of change in a blouse pocket.

The change hit the tile floor in the kitchen and my dad woke up from a nap on the living room sofa, thinking it was machine gun fire.

My mom and I had a helluva time calming him down!


GravatarConrad Black suffered a bit of a downfall too.


GravatarThey're secreted in Ann Coulter's cooch!
Terry C


Coochpunch.


GravatarRecently was discussing offerings to ancestors w/ some other pagans and a very vehement 12 Stepper was telling me the ancestors wanted "more food, less liquor."

If I tried to give any of my ancestors any freaking celery I'd be one haunted mofo.

"Whiskey! I already get all the &!(@!* grass I can stand!"


GravatarThey're secreted in Ann Coulter's cooch!

correction cloaca


GravatarWas coitus named after the Coit Tower? Or vice versa? I've always wondered about that.


GravatarThe Germans were bastards in the past, but they've improved greatly, and can spot manipulative, evil leaders from 5,000 miles away.
Anti-Fascist | Email | 11.11.05 - 8:29 pm


the germans have indeed become quite canny (?man that doesn't look right) about spotting fascism...
the spanish somewhat less so, but improving.
the italians? well, it's kinda like pasta there, really: ubiquitous..., hey c'mon, are there any two more fascistic institutions on the planet than the Church and the Cosa Nostra?

sic 'em, lucca!


GravatarJust got back from SanFran and loved the place (not in a gay way ) I think I saw bill in drag or his twin brother ann same diff.


GravatarWoody--my beloved father in law is the kindest, gentlest man in the world. He's a Christian in the best sense of the word. He will never talk about Guadalcanal--I saw his photo in the Guadalcanal Diaries, but he would only say he remembered the bodies being stacked more than 10 ft. high.


GravatarDaily Poll

Do you view President Bush and his administration as honest?
Yes (47%)

No (49%)

Not Sure (5%)

maybe we could help out this poll from a newspaper in a bright red district
http://chronicle.augusta.com/politics/


GravatarAre we talkin' about the same guy...?

Wasn't he bitching that Bush's comments about his base were taken out of context?


GravatarNo joke. Conservatism is not a joke. It is not nice to make jokes about mental illnesses and disrders unless they involve excessive flatulence and falafel obsession.
Jeff Gannon


Conservativism IS a joke!

A SICK joke!


Gravatarsallyh,

Not only was The Doughy Pantload hired by the LAT, they also fired Robert Scheer. Of course they also fired wingnuts Ramirez the cartoonist, amd columnist David Gerlenter.

I don't know what's happened to the folks running the Times. I used to enjoy their op-ed pages.


GravatarI am in a 13 Step Program to help me deal with my addiction to 12 Step Programs.


Gravatarsallyh,

Cranberry and orange, ok. Good tomato juice, ok. Tonic and lime in the summer, ok. Neat, ok, too.


GravatarHecate--despite the circumstances, I love the idea of being a grandma!


GravatarWhat's the idea/purpose of making the offerings to ancestors?

the tradition of which I'm a part pours libations and offers a plate of whatever food we're sharing as a way of saying thanks. Not an appeasement thing, like a sacrifice.


GravatarHi, baby, how are you holding up?

Okay, thanks. Saffron has been sleeping next to me all evening--I really have to pee, but I don't want to disturb her.


GravatarBuckeye--that's it. A short consult with Monsieur, and unless he insists, we cancel. After 25 years.


Gravatarmy maternal grandparents hardly talk about what they did during WW2.

all i know is that they served in north africa and the middle east.

my paternal grandfather is a bit more open, he took part in the liberation of Norway, he has a certificate commenrating his time there.


GravatarMan, I haven't made gumbo in I don't know how long.

Is there an okra famine? Has some blight struck the land so the snot won't grow?


GravatarKeith Olbermann or Jon Stewart, my spouse asked me the other day, Which one do you want to sleep with? *Blush* hate being so transparent

Why choose?


GravatarConrad Black suffered a bit of a downfall too.
Moonbootica


Indictments!
Secret Slush Funds!
Ivory Backscratchers


GravatarHehe-hehe-heh-heh-hehe. She said "cooch" but she might have said "cooter." Cooter Libby.


GravatarWe need a new president. I am watching the original Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea movie. They are discussing the issues with the butning Van Allen radiation belt. I keep thinking, What would Bush do? Conclusion, we would die.


GravatarWas coitus named after the Coit Tower?

You have a future in philology. Unfortunately it's at a state psychiatric hospital.


Gravatar"butning Van Allen radiation belt"

Correction : Burning


GravatarSpeaking of terror, here's an excerpt from Bill O'Reilly's 1998 novel, "Those Who Trespass."

"He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."

Apparently, he went to the same writing class as Scooter Libby.


Gravatarmy great-grandfather was too young to serve during WW1.

my mother's grandfather was born ealier and took part in WW1, we have a photo of him on a horse, a real posed photo.

but so much has been damaged and lost on my mother's side, its really hard to piece together a family history.


GravatarSaffron has been sleeping next to me all evening
NTodd


She's still beautiful.


GravatarKeith Olbermann or Jon Stewart, my spouse asked me the other day, Which one do you want to sleep with? *Blush* hate being so transparent

Why choose?
NTodd


Think of the mathematical possibilities!


GravatarWe had "The Times Delivered" (NYTs) for the last five years. I cancelled last summer. Don't miss it a bit.


GravatarOf course the science in that movie is still far superior to the science of the Bush administration as well. And that is considering this is an Irwin Allen flick.


Gravatar"He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."

Apparently, he went to the same writing class as Scooter Libby.
AvengingAngel


Yeah, but O'Wanker's not writing about a ten year old kid being ravaged by bears!


GravatarApparently, he went to the same writing class as Scooter Libby.

Please. I just finished some nice steamed shrimp dumplings and chicken velvet corn soup. Don't make me lose it all over my keyboard.


Gravatarcorrection cloaca

Please! I was trying to enjoy a piece of chocolate...


GravatarPlease don't ruin good vodka by mixing it with coke

two wonderfully expressive examples of 'begging the question' may be parsed from the preceding sentence...
1) it's 'good' vodka
2) it's the 'mixing' kind of coke

one could make a case for a third: what does it mean to 'ruin' what is essentially a poison?

(/pedant)
.


Gravatar Saffron has been sleeping next to me all evening--I really have to pee, but I don't want to disturb her.

NTodd, beloved Atriod, died yesterday. Oddly, it was in circumstances similar to those of the astronomer Tycho Brahe. Also, Brahe had a gold nose and NTodd wore no pants. Koinkidink? We think not! More at 11.


GravatarShe's still beautiful.

Yes, she is.

Sorry, NTodd.


Gravatarmy maternal Grandmother was invovled in the Cairo Conference and nicked a couple of champagin classes and two candle holders from that meeting.

she spent the majority of the war in Palestine recruting Jewish Girls into the war effort.


GravatarMan, I haven't made gumbo in I don't know how long.



They're opening a place in my town called "A Taste of New Orleans" in a couple of weeks.

A change of pace from the steak and pizza shops, for sure!


Gravatarpie: Wasn't he bitching that Bush's comments about his base were taken out of context?

Yes, but he was quite specific about his beef, and it didn't involve the faux Iraq+9/11 connection. It was because Moore didn't say that the clip was from 2000's Al Smith dinner.
.


Gravatarare there any two more fascistic institutions on the planet than the Church and the Cosa Nostra?

WoodyGuthriesGuitar

Answer, in short: No.

And, don't forget about P2.


GravatarWhat's the idea/purpose of making the offerings to ancestors?

On Halloween, we ask our ancestors for guidance. It's only nice to offer your family something nice when they come to visit you. Mine, like Thers', are far more interested in a wet whistle than in a bite to eat.


GravatarYou have a future in philology. Unfortunately it's at a state psychiatric hospital.
spinoza - 8:45 pm



amen, brotha...inspired folk etymology


Gravatar"are there any two more fascistic institutions on the planet than the Church and the Cosa Nostra?"

Ever work at McDonald's and have a stray thought?


Gravatarare there any two more fascistic institutions on the planet than the Church and the Cosa Nostra?

the G.O.P.?


Gravatar my maternal grandparents hardly talk about what they did during WW2.


What I never forget is my Mummy, very slowly, telling me about how she, as a Red Cross volunteer, stationed in Kanchurapara rest camp (US/Oz/Brits - +/-80,000), along with the other five RC women and six Army nurses, were the first US women allowed to see and deal with the boys liberated from the Japanese camps. Those soldiers had been sent to Kanchurapara, in India, rather than straight home, because they were skeletons, they were dying in life and it was considered impossible to allow their circumstances to be known too graphically. So there they were, hundreds and hundreds and hundres of POWs, barely alive, and 12 women - not so much to nurse, there were too many boys for that - but to hold their hands as they finally died, to be seen and touched and breathed, as icons. It was all they could do. It was all there was for them to do. When the first group of boys finally were fattened up enough and well enough to travel on home, another group came thru. Mummy wasn't demobilised until early '46.


Gravatar"He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."



And when she cries out in passion, he yells "Shut up, shut up, shut up!"


GravatarMan, I haven't made gumbo in I don't know how long.

Oh, Christ! Now you've really put your foot in it.


Does claiming to be able to make jambalaya set the boy off, also?


Gravatar... from our most-benevolent King of Zembla we learn:

[The Bush administration has] now borrowed more money from foreign governments and banks than the previous 42 U.S. presidents combined...

Throughout the first 224 years (1776-2000) of our nation's history, 42 U.S. presidents borrowed a combined $1.01 trillion from foreign governments and financial institutions according to the U.S. Treasury Department. In the past four years alone (2001-2005), the Bush Administration has borrowed a staggering $1.05 trillion.

from your right hand theif


Gravatarre there any two more fascistic institutions on the planet than the Church and the Cosa Nostra?

other than governments?

big oil and big pharma.


Gravatarwhat does it mean to 'ruin' what is essentially a poison?

Life is poison, a chara. Some of it just tastes better, is all.


GravatarMoonbootica, how are still awake? 9+6 = at least 3am your time!

Well, you are much younger than I am.

so.


Gravatarand it didn't involve the faux Iraq+9/11 connection

I know. That came from someone else who was commenting when the whole thing blew up - not at your site.

It doesn't matter that Moore left it out, does it? Bush's policies have shown its accuracy.

What has Bush said at dinners at which cameras aren't allowed?!!!! Wouldn't Michael like to be a fly on the wall with a teeny video camera!


Gravatar
And when she cries out in passion, he yells "Shut up, shut up, shut up!"
Terry C


I laugh.


GravatarWoo hooooo! Sen. Man-on-Dog is today's Worst Person in the World!!!!


Gravatarre there any two more fascistic institutions on the planet than the Church and the Cosa Nostra?

Senior faculty when voting on tenure?


GravatarConrad Black suffered a bit of a downfall too.
Moonbootica | Email | Homepage | 11.11.05 - 8:41 pm |


And it couldn't have happened to a more deserving man (or his wife)!


GravatarOn Halloween, we ask our ancestors for guidance. It's only nice to offer your family something nice when they come to visit you.

I am in desparate need of guidance.

Halloween is past. Must I wait a year to make such offerings?

My ancestors would be happy with a very dry Bombay gin martini on the rocks w/2 olives (each).


GravatarKeith Olbermann's worst person in the world today:

Senator Sick Rantorum!


hahahahahaha!


GravatarOn Halloween, we ask our ancestors for guidance. It's only nice to offer your family something nice when they come to visit you. Mine, like Thers', are far more interested in a wet whistle than in a bite to eat.

Of course, many of my ancestors need to keep their damn guidance to themselves, living or dead.


Gravatarre there any two more fascistic institutions on the planet than the Church and the Cosa Nostra?

The NCAA?


Gravatar"The Big Giant Head puts his big giant foot in his big giant mouth again."

Keith Olbermann on tonight's show talking about O'Traitor

OT

Olbermann's "Worst Person in the World" for Friday: Senator Rick Santorum of my home state of Pennsylvania!

Always love to see Virginia Rick being exposed for the fucking puke-ass fascist hypocrite he is. Spineless piece of blood-sucking scum shit.


GravatarMoonbotica's been kicking it here in the batcave all day


GravatarNTodd, beloved Atriod, died yesterday. Oddly, it was in circumstances similar to those of the astronomer Tycho Brahe. Also, Brahe had a gold nose and NTodd wore no pants. Koinkidink? We think not! More at 11.

I can quit drinking, eating too much red meat, and collecting astronomical data whenever I want to. I just don't want to.

"Let me not seem to have died in vain."

And thanks for the kind thoughts, folks. Saff's just a silly little old cat, but, well, you know...

(She's also objectively pro-terrorist.)


Gravatarwhat does it mean to 'ruin' what is essentially a poison?

dilution to the point of it being ineffectual to the requisite task


GravatarI have found that guys who talk a lot enjoy cunniligus more that fucking. Probably because a cunt looks like a mouth.


GravatarSenior faculty when voting on tenure?
spinoza

Hey, who let Schwarzenazi on this site, anyway?


GravatarI am in desparate need of guidance.

Halloween is past. Must I wait a year to make such offerings?

My ancestors would be happy with a very dry Bombay gin martini on the rocks w/2 olives (each).


Here is some guidance: you'll feel better if you make me a martini. True story.


GravatarWhen I no longer walk this earth, and thus am an ancestor, I request bourbon. Make a note, youngsters.


Gravatari am just not really tired.

i feel like i need to so something, am a bit restless.


GravatarAlways love to see Virginia Rick being exposed for the fucking puke-ass fascist hypocrite he is.

C'mon, man. We already have George Allen. Keep Little Ricky in Pa, please.


GravatarRantorum

Found poetry!


GravatarAnd when she cries out in passion, he yells "Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

Heehee!


GravatarGood evening, folks!

I don't know if Marcia Brady is still around but thanks for the 29/11 thing from downstairs, that was way cool.

Olbermann was good tonight.


Gravatarwell it is 01:51am here.


Gravatari feel like i need to so something, am a bit restless.
Moonbootica


good answer


GravatarMy ancestors would be happy with a very dry Bombay gin martini on the rocks w/2 olives (each).
res ipsa loquitur


Pinch Bottle, rocks!


GravatarI had an uncle who had been a POW in a Japanese camp. Only heard him say something one time about it when I was very young. I was horrified and he just was talking about what they ate...and it wasn't food.


Gravatar9/11....bring it on...war on turra...hard work...nuke-que-lar...Internets...food on your family...


Gravatarhaysus...

Croaky is having Britney's hubby's ex on.

Good Grief.

I'm off.
Hasta Mańana.


GravatarOlbermann is talking about O'Leilly. Hilarious.


GravatarThe NCAA?
Jay C


LOL. and the BCS fuggedaboutit


Gravatarre there any two more fascistic institutions on the planet than the Church and the Cosa Nostra?

The NCAA?


Oh come on. If there is a smoother running, more hypocrisy-free organization than the NCAA, I don't want to know what it is. Selfless men, selflessly devoted to the selfless promotion of selfless amateur athletics.

Amen.


Gravatarolberman comparing owhorey to father coughlin..bwahaha!


GravatarRhubarb, yes.
Okra, no.


Gravatar"Mummy wasn't demobilised until early '46."
--GWPDA,


That what an amazing story. What caught my eye was "Mummy."

That's what we called my mother, still do, since we were little kids. She's 84 now.

Not that my friends didn't kid me about it.


GravatarHere is some guidance: you'll feel better if you make me a martini. True story.

I make a very good martini, Thers. Daddy Res taught me how. I got lotsa practice making him one after work every day. Next time I see you, I will make you one.


Gravatar I have found that guys who talk a lot enjoy cunniligus more that fucking. Probably because a cunt looks like a mouth.
Arabella


heh.

How about guys that like to talk a lot while they are fucking?


GravatarHey, who let Schwarzenazi on this site, anyway?

Now that is a first! I have never been compared to Arhnuld.


GravatarOh come on. If there is a smoother running, more hypocrisy-free organization than the NCAA, I don't want to know what it is. Selfless men, selflessly devoted to the selfless promotion of selfless amateur athletics.

A bit of sport is a pure thing, whatwhat.
Boolah boolah!


GravatarO'Lielly web editor tries to remove offensive comments about attacking SF from the on-line transcript, forgetting it was ON TAPE.

Ha ha ha ha ha ......


GravatarKeith Olbermann's worst person in the world today:

Senator Sick Rantorum!


hahahahahaha!
Shaw Kenawe


He is SO going down next year!


GravatarI am in desparate need of guidance.

Halloween is past. Must I wait a year to make such offerings?


Heck no. There's a full moon Tuesday. Go someplace where you feel close to your ancestors, pour a libation on the ground, and say what I say: Yes, it IS me again, damn it. Stop laughing. I need some help and you're the only fucking ancestors I have. Now, what would you geniuses have done if . . . .


GravatarAnd when she cries out in passion, he yells "Shut up, shut up, shut up!"
Terry C | 11.11.05 - 8:51 p


lafft so hard i near pee'd m'self...


Gravatarpie: I know. That came from someone else who was commenting when the whole thing blew up - not at your site.

Ah, I see -- the "badlydrawnjeff" character. Yeah. He said that not including a few more sentences of Condi's comments on Saddam = 9/11 made the clip in Moore's film a distortion. Right you are.

Certainly, I think that's a stretch, but perhaps less of one than the one about the Al Smith dinner, posited by my ex-pal.

I just don't see any way that anyone would not understand from the context of the clip that he was:

a.) Making the comment at a fundraiser;
b.) Trying to make a lame, self-effecing joke.

WTF does it being at the Al Smith dinner have to do with anything? I seriously thought it was more a commentary on the Preznit's joke writers, i.e., "Can you believe they joke about this shit?"

Too bad Bush hadn't done the Press Correspondent's dinner by the time the film was still in production...
.


GravatarHow about guys that like to talk a lot while they are fucking?
Billy B


"Shut up, shut up, shut up!"


Gravatarre: post at - 8:43 pm

it's getting better! thanks!

Do you view President Bush and his administration as honest?

Yes (46%)
No (50%)
Not Sure (4%)

http://chronicle.augusta.com/politics/


Gravatar"Are Robertson and O'Reilly in a race to see who can go crazy first?"

--Olbermann

I'm actually enjoying tee vee these days.


GravatarI love Mo Rocca. He's saying this is all a big ratings stunt. Tongue in cheek, of course.


GravatarO'Lielly web editor tries to remove offensive comments about attacking SF from the on-line transcript, forgetting it was ON TAPE.

Guess he's stuck on stupid.


GravatarMo Rocca rocks!


Gravatar I have found that guys who talk a lot enjoy cunniligus more that fucking. Probably because a cunt looks like a mouth.
Arabella


word, dahlllllllllin...






and we're better kissers, too...


GravatarAnd when she cries out in passion, he yells "Shut up, shut up, shut up!"
Terry C | 11.11.05 - 8:51 p

lafft so hard i near pee'd m'self...
WoodyGuthriesGuitar(aka


Then again, she's probably faking it.

I wouldn't let O'Wanker a mile NEAR me!


Gravatarfuck you, haloscan, and the code you wrote in on! (Just lost a long and moving post in honor of NTodd's cat.)


GravatarI wouldn't let O'Wanker a mile NEAR me!

Fortunately, you can hear him from miles away.


GravatarWhy isn't O'Reilly incarcerated down at Gitmo?

Clearly he is using some "code" to communicate with terrorists that S.F. is a "go."


GravatarGee. I wonder what the reaction would be if Ward Churchill had said the same thing.


GravatarToo bad Bush hadn't done the Press Correspondent's dinner by the time the film was still in production...

That is too bad, except quite a few people saw that, thanks to the teevee replaying it a few times.


GravatarO'Reilly needs to be jettisoned into central Anatartica with no warm cloathing, food or water.

and left to freeze to death!


GravatarI have found that guys who talk a lot enjoy cunniligus more that fucking. Probably because a cunt looks like a mouth.
Arabella


these are my ancestors...



GravatarGee. I wonder what the reaction would be if Ward Churchill had said the same thing.

Word!


GravatarThe LAT just got a rather explosive diatribe from me. The supervising editor I spoke with said there has been a lot of backlash re removing Scheer's column (who he claims is being kept on as an editor, due to the owners wanting 'a different look and feel' to the paper, and a lot of complaints stating that the paper no longer spoke to them or their community. I told them I was tired of 'he said, she said' reporting and wanted some real analysis.

He said, we've gotten a lot of that lately. A lot of people are ranting at them for being too much propaganda and not enough facts.

Do you think Antonio Villaraigosa, a competent and involved mayor, is getting any coverage? No! Do you think there's been any discussion of how Washington policies will impact us in SoCal? Forget it.

Poor guy.

He did agree to forward my complaint.


Gravatar O'Reilly needs to be jettisoned into central Anatartica with no warm cloathing, food or water.

Nah, then he'd just bother the nice penguins.
Call them cowards and such.


Gravatar I have found that guys who talk a lot enjoy cunniligus more that fucking. Probably because a cunt looks like a mouth.

If you're a good Catholic, do you have to believe that if Jesus would have given better cunnilingus than anyone else ever?

I'll have to remember to ask this when I go back to my Jesuit high school reunion.


GravatarHmm that CNN poll from noontime has kept about the same ratio of results so far.

"Do you think the Bush administration manipulated the prewar intelligence on Iraq?"

Yes 74%
No 26%


GravatarAll right! Hit the 'off' button before Hockie McLoogie could say 'Natalee Holloway.'


GravatarGee. I wonder what the reaction would be if Ward Churchill had said the same thing.
SWR- 9:03 pm


ya know, there's reasons you piss folks off...

not me, unnerstan?...that's foookin brilliant repartee

just sayin'
.


GravatarIf you're a good Catholic, do you have to believe that if Jesus would have given better cunnilingus than anyone else ever?

And did Mary the BVM have the biggest orgasm evah when she conceived?


GravatarOh, mer.... We were in Grandmother Country. That's what you call your mother. The thing that always made me laugh is that she had a habit of signing a note to us - you know, 'Remember to take out the fish to thaw for dinner tonight' - 'M'. M for Mummy.... Course, Pop always signed himself Pop, so there is that. Oddly, my Grandmama tended to sign herself Alma.... What can I say, half Canadian, half Southern, autres moeurs....


GravatarI wonder how dramatically the ratings drop during the transition from Olbermann to Cosby?


Gravatar Gee. I wonder what the reaction would be if Ward Churchill had said the same thing.

You mean our Glorious Leader?


GravatarRita Cosby just baffles me.

Why is this woman on tee vee and not, like, folding clothes at the laundromat?


GravatarHeck no. There's a full moon Tuesday.

Damn! I am going to do it! I'll go to Brooklyn, their ancestral homes. I'll bring a thermos full of martinis and pour them into the tree pits in front of their childhood homes.

Good thing I quit my job at that hellhole!


GravatarI predict that the growing magnitude of the coming whipping for Sick Rantorum will cause him to pull a Giuliani and drop out, then slink around the edges a few years preparing for his run at the presidency.
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Gravatar Rita Cosby just baffles me.

Why is this woman on tee vee and not, like, folding clothes at the laundromat?


Did you see the extra-special whore-off last night?


Gravatar"He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."

Apparently, he went to the same writing class as Scooter Libby.
AvengingAngel


Yeah, but O'Wanker's not writing about a ten year old kid being ravaged by bears!
Terry C | 11.11.05 - 8:48 pm | #
**************

correct. o'reilley's opus is about 15 year old crack whores.


Gravatar9/11....bring it on...war on turra...hard work...nuke-que-lar...Internets...food on your family...
Terry C


peeance and freeance


GravatarI'm going to reveal a little secret about myself --








I.Love.Keith.Olbermann.


GravatarKitty tackling!


Gravatarchalabi is glamourizing on PBS right now. oy!


GravatarI'll go to Brooklyn, their ancestral homes. I'll bring a thermos full of martinis and pour them into the tree pits in front of their childhood homes.

And afterwards, don't discount your intution...be aware of the little things that might signal answers to you.


GravatarNTodd--Saff seems deeply at peace. She knows she's very loved.


Gravatarpeeance and freeance
olexicon,biggie SPALLS


I'm guessing there was some peeance in Scooter's book.


GravatarBull shit.

He's a fucking entertainer.

Fox puts him on for the same reason they put that "Jesus Warrior" on Trading Spouses the other night... BECAUSE IT SELLS!!

That's the kind of crap that Murdoch has made a living off of. Nothing more, nothing less.
Zap Rowsdower | Email | Homepage | 11.11.05 - 8:29 pm


Read more carefully what was written, asshole.


GravatarKitty tackling!
watertiger


for some reason
I heard "eye of the Tiger"


GravatarWatertiger--you got Attaturk to dress up in a tiger suit?


GravatarMarcia B--that's a secret?!


GravatarIf you're a good Catholic, do you have to believe that if Jesus would have given better cunnilingus than anyone else ever?


Well, that is certainly a new interpretation of the "sermon on the mount, er mons."


GravatarOh let's get distracted from the fact that Bunny Pants lied again today in trying to tell us he didn't lie yesterday.


GravatarAnd did Mary the BVM have the biggest orgasm evah when she conceived?
piegrrrl


That is a very interesting and important theological question, and I think it should be explored further.


Gravatarfor some reason
I heard "eye of the Tiger"


Like that guy who single-handedly built a rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?


GravatarJust a mention here. I just finished watching this weeks NOW broadcast. A rather disturbing report on how the Oil Giants are fucking the country. Piece by piece it's not all new information but when you put it all together in a timeline it's more than obvious that it was and is a carefully constructed plan and it ain't over by a longshot. We are truly screwed.


GravatarOh let's get distracted from the fact that Bunny Pants lied again today in trying to tell us he didn't lie yesterday.
Miro


meta-lies


GravatarSumo Tigers!


GravatarWatertiger--you got Attaturk to dress up in a tiger suit?

We call it "role playing".


GravatarLitz--there might be a future for her at cosmetology school.


Gravatarthat's a secret?!
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere


I didn't know if I'd mentioned it before. In passing.


GravatarAnd did Mary the BVM have the biggest orgasm evah when she conceived?

No. God's a shitty lover.


GravatarLike that guy who single-handedly built a rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?
Jay C.


I salute you!

"Buzz, if that is your real name"


GravatarC'mon, man. We already have George Allen. Keep Little Ricky in Pa, please.
Max Planck

Well, we have Rick "I'll Take Our Dead Baby Home With Us and Sleep With It" Santorum preaching about moral family values, and we also have Arlen "Yep, One Bullet Can Hit Two People in a Moving Vehicle Seven Times and Come Out in Perfect Condition" Specter.

And, we're going to get YET ANOTHER CATHOLIC Democrat Senator elected next year with Bob "I'm Not in the Mafia Even Though My Eyebrows Say I Am" Casey.

What the fuck did Pennsylvania do to deserve this???? Isn't it time to forgive us for James Buchanan?


GravatarKitty tackling!

has attaturk seen this?


GravatarI fell into Jackson Browne's acoustic album, and this is whacking me over the head:

I've been waiting for something to happen
For a week or a month or a year
With the blood in the ink of the headlines
And the sound of the crowd in my ear
You might ask what it means to remember
Whem you know that you've seen it before
Where a government lies to its people
And a country is drifting to war

There's a shadow on the faces
Of the men who send the guns
To the wars that are fought in places
Where their business interest runs

On the radio talkshows and TV
You hear one thing again and again
How the USA stands for freedom
And we come to the aid of a friend
But who are the ones that we call our friends,
These governments killing their own
While the people they finally can't take anymore
And they pick up a gun, or a brick, or a stone

And there are lives in the balance
Children under fire
Soldiers in the camps
And there is blood on the wire . . .

--------
Can I tell you how depressing it is for me to have heard these words in 1990 or so, and have them be so relevant now?

I see I picked the wrog week to give up sniffing glue.


GravatarI fell into Jackson Browne's acoustic album, and this is whacking me over the head:

I've been waiting for something to happen
For a week or a month or a year
With the blood in the ink of the headlines
And the sound of the crowd in my ear
You might ask what it means to remember
Whem you know that you've seen it before
Where a government lies to its people
And a country is drifting to war

There's a shadow on the faces
Of the men who send the guns
To the wars that are fought in places
Where their business interest runs

On the radio talkshows and TV
You hear one thing again and again
How the USA stands for freedom
And we come to the aid of a friend
But who are the ones that we call our friends,
These governments killing their own
While the people they finally can't take anymore
And they pick up a gun, or a brick, or a stone

And there are lives in the balance
Children under fire
Soldiers in the camps
And there is blood on the wire . . .

--------
Can I tell you how depressing it is for me to have heard these words in 1990 or so, and have them be so relevant now?

I see I picked the wrog week to give up sniffing glue.


GravatarI'll have to remember to ask this when I go back to my Jesuit high school reunion.

Make sure you report the results.


GravatarEye of the Tiger was played last nite at our nightclub, they DJ mainly plays cheesy tunes which eveybody knows.

me and my mates always come back extreml happy.


GravatarNo. God's a shitty lover.
NTodd


Well after all, there was a game on.


GravatarSpinoza--one of those cats IS Attaturk.


GravatarWatertiger--you got Attaturk to dress up in a tiger suit?

We call it "role playing".


Can't you just do the French Maid thing like everybody else?


GravatarAnd afterwards, don't discount your intution...be aware of the little things that might signal answers to you.

Mummy fixed it so that I passed the damned German exam for my graduate work! That was enough of a sign for me....


GravatarBill O'Reilly is a black hole of stupid.


GravatarVirginia--from overhearing conversations on campus, you could try huffing the freon from Redi-Whip cans.


GravatarNo. God's a shitty lover.
NTodd


I guess all that smiting would wear out one's smiter...


GravatarNTodd--Attaturk said you wouldn't lend him your French maid costume.


Gravatarhecate, goddess...

you know i don't mock...

my ancestors are known to me, if not all individually, then in a fairly representative collective...

i cannot tell you the smack of recognition that overtook me upon seeing carved in the marble of the catacombs beneath St. Pauls, in the cenotaph, the profile of a fallen sailor, dead in violent action against Napoleon's Navy somewhere in the world, which could have been a self-portrait (this i know because, as an actor, i know my appearance)...
it was a transpondent (stet) moment, it really was...


GravatarNo. God's a shitty lover.
NTodd

Isn't "shitty Lover"
a song by Phil collins and Phillip Bailey?


GravatarShee-it WT.

Them's the biggest kitties I ever saw.

Get a load of the size of those god damn front legs. The cats use those fuckers like arms. Amazing.


Gravatar'm guessing there was some peeance in Scooter's book.

Did they have to poke the bear with the stick in order to get it to pee, too? I'm thinking this must have all happened in winer, when the poor bear was trying to hibernate.


GravatarNo. God's a shitty lover.
NTodd



That's why he prefers virgins!


Gravatar No. God's a shitty lover.

Left me with this burning bush!


GravatarI guess all that smiting would wear out one's smiter...

Actually, he's just omni-impotent.

NTodd--Attaturk said you wouldn't lend him your French maid costume.

He didn't say the magic word.


GravatarMarcia Brady--the only reason it might be a 'secret' is because I haven't released the photos of you and Keith where a set of furry handcuffs, spike heels and a patent leather merrie widow were involved.


GravatarThis revisionist history is wrong. I've always loved cunnilingus. My marshmellow tongue is great at stimulating the urethral sponge.


GravatarGet a load of the size of those god damn front legs. The cats use those fuckers like arms. Amazing.

They're incredible, aren't they?


GravatarMarcia Brady--the only reason it might be a 'secret' is because I haven't released the photos of you and Keith where a set of furry handcuffs, spike heels and a patent leather merrie widow were involved.

Waaaaaaaaah. It's always Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!


Gravatar Kitty tackling!
watertiger


the year of the Bengals?


GravatarAnd did Mary the BVM have the biggest orgasm evah when she conceived?

Did she put on his knowledge with his power before the indifferent beak let her drop?

Hecate, you know the story of how Yeats first published "Leda and the Swan"?


GravatarLeft me with this burning bush!

An outbreak of Biblical proportions?


Gravatarpiegrrrl: fuck you, haloscan, and the code you wrote in on! (Just lost a long and moving post in honor of NTodd's cat.)

Next time, remember: The BACK button is your friend.

Make a minor change (add a period at the tail-end, even), and re-submit the post.
.


Gravatar you and Keith where a set of furry handcuffs, spike heels and a patent leather merrie widow were involved.
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere


Precious memories...those are going in the photo album I put out for guests.


GravatarRita Cosby just baffles me.

Why is this woman on tee vee and not, like, folding clothes at the laundromat?

Did you see the extra-special whore-off last night?
Jay C.


Or as my daughter once put it:

"WHO the fuck did she blow to get her job?"


GravatarBuckeye--at least they fired Ramirez and Gelertner. Both of them hacks.


Gravatargoodnight moonbats

shall finally head to bed

see you all tomorrow


GravatarWho is it that wants to play Masters and Servants?


GravatarOr as my daughter once put it:

"WHO the fuck did she blow to get her job?"
Terry C


Heh. Kids.


GravatarWow.

Blankley and McLaughlin are fighting over whether the R's are in a meltdown or in a very bad time for the president and the party.

This dessert is almost ready for the flambe.
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GravatarPrecious memories...those are going in the photo album I put out for guests.

Sorry, it's all on eBay.


GravatarGreetings, wine quaffing limousine liberals!


GravatarThey're incredible, aren't they?
watertiger


Yes, ma'am they are.

Hard to believe that cats can be that big and still be as agile as much smaller cats.

One of those paws could really fuck up one's shit, huh?


GravatarLeft me with this burning bush!

An outbreak of Biblical proportions?
NTodd


the holy STD of antioch


GravatarSpinoza--damn you! Now I'm going to have to sell those photos at cut rate!


GravatarHecate, you know the story of how Yeats first published "Leda and the Swan"?

Thers, no, but I'd love to hear it.

WGG, I"m not surprised your ancestor was a sailor!


GravatarHey Sallyh,

My Dad was a Guadalcanal veteran too. He never talked about the war. Glad your Dad is still around. Not too many left. Tell him thanks for me!


GravatarDid she put on his knowledge with his power before the indifferent beak let her drop?

I was studying that poem in college when this Onion article came out. Closed the book on it for me.


Gravatarmay I humbly suggest avalanching Billy with kwanzaa cards and hannuah greetings?


GravatarJeff Gannon @ 8:36, loved the tinfoil hat link!


GravatarVirginia--from overhearing conversations on campus, you could try huffing the freon from Redi-Whip cans.
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere


Tragically, I'd rather just inhale the Redi-Whip.


GravatarIf you're a good Catholic, do you have to believe that if Jesus would have given better cunnilingus than anyone else ever?

And did Mary the BVM have the biggest orgasm evah when she conceived?
piegrrrl



Oh, no no no no!

Women are NOT to ENJOY sex!

Sex is for PROCREATION, not RECREATION!


GravatarNTodd--would you someday be willing to do a collage of Saff throughout her long and wonderful life? It'd be great to see her as she grew from a baby to a grand old lady.


GravatarTragically, I'd rather just inhale the Redi-Whip.
Virginia


I'd rather spray some on some nice chocolate ice cream.


GravatarNext time, remember: The BACK button is your friend.

Make a minor change (add a period at the tail-end, even), and re-submit the post.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian - 9:17 pm


back is always your friend...

but it doesn't always work...

i try to remember, if i have a long or highly-wrought post, to block copy before sending...

that's the best protection...


Gravatarthe holy STD of antioch

That would likely make one cross.


Gravatarmay I humbly suggest avalanching Billy with kwanzaa cards and hannuah greetings?

Brilliant. I'm adding him to my Solstice cards.


GravatarWHERE THE HELL ARE GODDAMNED CATS?


GravatarKid Charlemagne--it's my husband's da, and every veteran's day, I thank him. He chucks it off, but I feel he deserves it.


Gravatar"WHO the fuck did she blow to get her job?"
Terry C

I dunno, but I feel bad for the penis on the receiving end. That mouth. That voice. Yick.


Gravatarand those tigers are still 'cubs'. Sumatran tigers.

And some more ferocity.


GravatarWhat a life - but apparently nobody is bringing me anything with green chile on it for dinner, so I'm going to say to hell with it and go to bed. Nice little biography of John Kenneth Galbraith for bedtime reading tonight too.

Be good.


GravatarVirginia--do not underestimate the therapeutic powers of Redi-Whip.


GravatarOr as my daughter once put it:

"WHO the fuck did she blow to get her job?"
Terry C

Heh. Kids.
Marcia Brady ∞


My daughter (24) scares me something.

She and I come out with the same thing at the same time.

Warped minds think alike.


Gravatarsallyh: Virginia--from overhearing conversations on campus, you could try huffing the freon from Redi-Whip cans.

That'd be nitrous oxide, dear -- freon is most likely very, very toxic.
.


GravatarThis is pretty sickening.

I hope (but doubt) that this will get some play beyond the blogosphere.

If O'Reilly wants people to go nuts over people like Ward Churchill, then he should be fair game now.


GravatarOops, scares me SOMETIMES.

(Too much drinky poo)


Gravatar Jeebus H. Packers...

Why does anybody give a shit what O'Reilly, Robertson, or anyone of their ilk, care what they say? Do you honestly think that he was serious?

Use the patented troll method: Ignore them, and they'll go away.


Zap Rowsdower | Email | Homepage | 11.11.05 - 8:05 pm


Yeah, that sounds like a good idea ... because there's certainly evidence that it works, isn't there? It matters a lot whether liberals ignore them, doesn't it, because, well, liberals make up so much of their audience, don't they?


GravatarHey, nobody damns spinoza but me.


Gravatar may I humbly suggest avalanching Billy with kwanzaa cards and hannuah greetings?

Man, that'd frost that bastard's ass now, wouldn't it?


GravatarTerry C--went shopping and lunching with Mlle today. We were talking about Bush's desecration of our honorable veterans, and both of us came out, at the same time, shouting, "What is WRONG with these people?!"


Gravatarthe holy STD of antioch

That would likely make one cross.
NTodd


it burns like the etrnal flame


GravatarNTodd--would you someday be willing to do a collage of Saff throughout her long and wonderful life? It'd be great to see her as she grew from a baby to a grand old lady.

I would, but I actually inherited when she was already old! I brought her home on December 6th, 1997, from Minneapolis. She was Stef's housemate/landlord's sister's cat, and...well, it's a long story. I do have some old pics, including one from her first Christmas in VT...


GravatarAnd some more ferocity.
watertiger


Ooooh, how cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!


GravatarSo christmas started in 1870.
didn't know that
thanks rjm


GravatarWell, NTodd, the comforting news is that when Saffron passes over the rainbow bridge to the great cat-hair sofa in the sky, I know your sweet cat will be greeted by my numerous feline dearly departed. Whitley Strieber's (radio host on paranormal issues) wife had a near death experience in which she was greeted by their departed cat. I hope that when my time comes, I am equally lucky.


GravatarI was studying that poem in college when this Onion article came out. Closed the book on it for me.
Jay C.


Just fabulous...


GravatarTerry C--went shopping and lunching with Mlle today. We were talking about Bush's desecration of our honorable veterans, and both of us came out, at the same time, shouting, "What is WRONG with these people?!"
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere


I find the idea of Cowboy Caligular speak to ANYONE on Veterans Day extremely disturbing!


GravatarMcQ - 9:22 pm

here's a picture posted earlier today by
fourlegsgood

i think it is my favorite picture of Maxx kitty -- so far

http://img.photobucket.com/ album...plushytummy.jpg


GravatarNobody damns spinoza but me.

Well, at least in a public forum.


GravatarDon't wanna jinx it, but no trools?


Gravatarsallyh,

He does indeed. It was a pretty horrendous battle. Those guys are my heroes for sure.


Gravatar(Too much drinky poo)

olexicon send that to you?


GravatarBilly B: One of those paws could really fuck up one's shit, huh?

Yeah... and those sharp, pointy, retractable thangs at the ends of 'em are pretty wicked mofos, too.
.


Gravatar"Junior? Hmmmm..." Barbara apparently sighed.
"He's not like the rest of us."


If you try to make a logical argument out of this is goes something like this: evil fuckers are not like evil fuckers. It's like the non-Euclidean geometry of evil fuckerdom.


Gravatar"WHERE THE HELL ARE GODDAMNED CATS?"


Maybe they are sleeping, peacefully, we hope.


GravatarIt matters a lot whether liberals ignore them, doesn't it, because, well, liberals make up so much of their audience, don't they?
JT |


We don't listen to or watch that shit.

WE'RE too busy reading books.


GravatarI would like to take this opportunity to point out that George W. Bush is the worst President this country has ever had.


GravatarBilly B: One of those paws could really fuck up one's shit, huh?

Yeah... and those sharp, pointy, retractable thangs at the ends of 'em are pretty wicked mofos, too.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian


and let's not forget those large, sharp pointy teeth!


Gravatarshycat-

Great photo. If only I could relax like that ... Maine coon cat?


GravatarJust watched the same oil show. This is like some kind of political novel.

We’ve got tons of bad guys: All the useful idiots from fox. Pat Robertson, Rick Sanitarium, the creep from Kansas and cat killer and all around ghoul Frist and the rest of the Cristo/Fascist team. Petty sleaze like Delay and his team of crooks. And then we've got the main useful idiot, little Bush. But behind the curtain we've got puppy eater and torture advocate Dick Cheney...benefiting big oil and those huge bonuses these pigs are raking in.

Hard to believe


GravatarWhy is this woman on tee vee and not, like, folding clothes at the laundromat?
Litz


The laundromat fired her ass.


Gravatarand let's not forget those large, sharp pointy teeth!

"Look at the bones!"


GravatarIt matters a lot whether liberals ignore them, doesn't it, because, well, liberals make up so much of their audience, don't they?
JT |


We don't listen to or watch that shit.

WE'RE too busy reading books.
Terry C | 11.11.05 - 9:28 pm


Right. But even so we have it thrust upon us when we listen to or read the news.


GravatarVirginia--do not underestimate the therapeutic powers of Redi-Whip.
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere


The extent to which I feel that butterfat in any form is therapeutic cannot be overstated.


GravatarI dunno, but I feel bad for the penis on the receiving end. That mouth. That voice. Yick.
Anti-Fascist


She must gargle with Drano.


GravatarShe must gargle with Drano.

Who is Drano?


Gravatar"I would like to take this opportunity to point out that George W. Bush is the worst President this country has ever had."

TOMFS24, this means you accept he is a president? I am of the thought he is an acting president but we are waiting for the headhunters to find us a more suitable candidate.


Gravatarpiegrrrl - thanks. I hope we're all that lucky.


Gravatarbenefiting big oil and those huge bonuses these pigs are raking in.

Follow the assets.
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Gravatarspinoza

that's fourlegsgood's kitty! he posted that picture earlier today. i loved it so much... i wish i had that cat!


GravatarWho is Drano?
spinoza

Didn;t Jack Lord
say "Book em Drano"?


GravatarI would like to take this opportunity to point out that George W. Bush is the worst President this country has ever had.
The Old Man From Scene 24


No argument here!


GravatarWho is Drano?

Draco Malfoy's older sister?


GravatarWGG, I"m not surprised your ancestor was a sailor!
Hecate Malificent - 9:20 pm


no? may i ask your reasons...i'd be honest to gosh fascinated to know, if you'd be amenable to explaining...

obsequiously, goddess?


GravatarBut even so we have it thrust upon us when we listen to or read the news.
JT

Which is why I refuse to get my news from MURKAN sources.


GravatarSomeone on another blog was remembering when Morton Downy jr. imploded. And he just faked a Tawana B. style attack on himself. O'R is advocating bombing a large American city. I suggest that we start calling him O'Reilly bin Ladin. That is if no one up thread hasn't suggested it already.


Gravatarshycat: i think it is my favorite picture of Maxx kitty -- so far

Ha! Yes!

The feline spine is simply devine. I've caught Curly in poses like that, but just haven't caught it on video yet.
.


GravatarOh, and on-topic completely by chance: Is there literally NOTHING in the "patriot" act that counsels against calling for terrorist attacks against specific targets? I mean, suggesting blowing shit up could be construed as, you know, kind of supporting terrorists.


Gravatar I would like to take this opportunity to point out that George W. Bush is the worst President this country has ever had.

Worse than Mallard, er...Willard Fillmore? Unpossible!


GravatarHecate, you know the story of how Yeats first published "Leda and the Swan"?

Thers, no, but I'd love to hear it.


It's one of a set of poems he wrote to be deliberately obnoxious. He published it in a short lived Dublin literary magazine called To-Morrow (1925). The blunt sexual imagery in the poem is intended as an affront to a rising Catholic censoriousness. He also wrote a fire-bombing editorial.

As almost happens in these cases, though, it was something else that caused the intended controversy, here, a short story by Lennox Robinson. "Leda and the Swan" was supposed to cause the blow-up, bit it was instead a relatively innocuous story.

Yeats at certain points tried to start fights on purpose but almost never succeeeded, on the scale of a Synge or O'Casey, anyway.


GravatarWorse than Mallard, er...Willard Fillmore? Unpossible!
NTodd


Ulysses S. Grant was much worse
and William Henry Harrison


GravatarOh, and on-topic completely by chance: Is there literally NOTHING in the "patriot" act that counsels against calling for terrorist attacks against specific targets? I mean, suggesting blowing shit up could be construed as, you know, kind of supporting terrorists.
Virginia

The entire Murdoch operation should be taken to a black prison site and interrogated using every technique advocated by people on FOX. If they're brightest star (sorry Brit, you're a dullard) is advocating an alQaeda style attack on the United States, what's the difference.


GravatarNTodd,

Saffron is a very fine cat indeed.

NIght, Batties.


GravatarCould we please have another Eschacon? Maybe in Tena's town? I realize that I missed meeting you interesting folk in the flesh. Heh.

/wine


Gravatar Worse than Mallard, er...Willard Fillmore? Unpossible!
NTodd


Ulysses S. Grant was much worse
and William Henry Harrison


Worse than Bush? Surely you jest!


Gravatar But even so we have it thrust upon us when we listen to or read the news.
JT

Which is why I refuse to get my news from MURKAN sources.
Terry C | 11.11.05 - 9:32 pm


Even non-MURKAN sources will sometimes report it, as well they should if it's egregious enough.


GravatarEh? What was Grant and Harrison's combined total Presidential body count?
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Gravatar
I find the idea of Cowboy Caligular speak to ANYONE on Veterans Day extremely disturbing!


Cowboy Caligular is unwelcome relation of Jet Jaguar.

HIM JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL.


GravatarWorse than Bush? Surely you jest!
The Old Man From Scene 24


hell no
Jest i Surely did


GravatarSpeaking of Mallard, anyone notice a change? Odious as it is, they put him in our paper right under Doonesbury. My eyes are saying Mallard is starting to creep away from his gods.


GravatarI suggest that we start calling him O'Reilly bin Ladin. That is if no one up thread hasn't suggested it already.
EPT | 11.11.05 - 9:32 pm


How about Osama O'Reilly?


GravatarWorse than Mallard, er...Willard Fillmore? Unpossible!
NTodd

I read somewhere that John Q. Adams praised Fillmore for his anti-slavery work when he was in the congress. No one could say the same for Georgie W.


GravatarOkay, let's settle it with compromise:

GWB - worst UNELECTED president ever
Grant - worst ELECTED president ever

However, the Number One Worst Overall President Ever is...drumroll please...Dick Cheney, of course!


GravatarAs a San Franciscan, let me say that my reaction to the Coit tower being blown up is about what it would be if Al Qaeda blew up the statue of William McKinley in Golden Gate Park.

They blew up wha...?

OK, where should we go for lunch?


GravatarHow about Osama O'Reilly?
JT

Pefect!


GravatarJT, either way. Anything that will piss him off and lead to his downfall is fine with me.


GravatarHIM JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL.



GravatarMen after my own heart:


"When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes."

-- Desiderius Erasmus
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I cannot live without books.

Thomas Jefferson,
Letter to John Adams (June 10, 1815)
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Then you have:

"Books? Er, Laura knows about them thar things!"
- Chimpy


Gravatar"O'Reilly Condones Bombing San Francisco, Why does O'Reilly want the terrorists to win?" - Atrios.

Glad the last comment touched a nerve. Only copy your political smears from the best. I am flattered.

Just an FYI, willful ignorance is no longer an excuse, it is part of the problem.


GravatarSean al-Hannity


GravatarO'Reilly bin Asshole


Gravatarwillful ignorance is no longer an excuse, it is part of the problem.
Cog |


You should know all about that, dickhead!


GravatarSorry if it's been mentioned, but look at this quickvote on CNN:

Do you think the Bush administration manipulated the prewar intelligence on Iraq?
Yes 75% 123242 votes
No 25% 42182 votes


GravatarAl-ANN biN-Coulter


GravatarJust an FYI, willful ignorance is no longer an excuse, it is part of the problem.
Cog | Email | Homepage | 11.11.05 - 9:41 pm


Straight from the horse's mouth.


GravatarRe: Trool Trifling

be it hereby resolved that any Eschatonian, Atriot, or other known or willing commentator may--but never necessarily need--address appropriate comments towards those entitities herein uniformly and universally recognized as trools/trools as dictated by the following:
1) outrageous stupidity of said trool/troll's assertions/contentions/sources;
2) evidence of trool/trollish illiteracy/innumeracy/semio-lessness;
3) provocativity of trool/troll's foolishness within the commentator's arena of competence; and
4) the "i just can't let shit like that go by" defense, which is ipso facto, true and unassailable.
Be it further resolved that no other commentator be required to enter into the discourse of any other commentator with a trool/troll.

we the undersigned assent...


GravatarUlysses S. Grant was much worse
and William Henry Harrison

Worse than Bush? Surely you jest!
The Old Man From Scene 24


NO ONE is WORSE than Little Boots.


GravatarYep. Cog is Michele Malkin. I can sense the hint of female trouble in "his" postings.


Gravatarolexicon-Dammit, I was working on Coulter! Oh well, an excuse for another scotch.


GravatarDammit, Jim!

There would have been bonus FVC™ tonight, if only I'd been stealthier...

I just went in to retrieve another beer from the 'fridge. Apparently, I neglected to completely close the upper cabinet, where I keep the glassware. So, I walk into the kitchen, and come eyeball-to-eyeball with Curly -- who's inside the fucking cabinet! I made a move for the GL-1, but I could tell by the look in his eyes that he figured he was somewhere he should not be. He immediately bolted, making a momentary hop onto the counter before hitting the floor at 120mph.
.


GravatarYou should know all about that, dickhead!

It is too stupid to appreciate the irony.


GravatarGross. Clicked by c-span and saw Pork Chop Boy at the Tomb of the Unknowns, looking like he was made out of cigarette ash. Then clicked on c-span2 and see Judith Fucking Miller flicking her hair coating around spewing shit pure shit. What times we live in.
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GravatarJust an FYI, willful ignorance is no longer an excuse, it is part of the problem.
Cog | Email | Homepage | 11.11.05 - 9:41 pm

Straight from the horse's mouth.
JT


More like the horse's ass.

I spoke too soon when I said no trools.


Gravatar-Dammit, I was working on Coulter! Oh well, an excuse for another scotch.
spinoza


Mullah akbar Robertson


Gravatarrkrider

Mentioned it a bit ago, what still surprises me is the spread is intact. I expected it to close up a bit more. Not sure if it means much considering it is an online poll, but still interesting.


GravatarDoes anyone know why there's a deficit of Atrikitties today?


GravatarYou should know all about that, dickhead!

It is too stupid to appreciate the irony.
The Old Man From Scene 24


Aren't they all?


GravatarShake John Al-Gibson Bin-asshole


Gravatar Just an FYI, willful ignorance is no longer an excuse, it is part of the problem.
Cog | Email | Homepage | 11.11.05 - 9:41 pm

Straight from the horse's mouth.
JT


More like the horse's ass.

I spoke too soon when I said no trools.
Terry C | 11.11.05 - 9:44 pm


Or, whoreson's ass.


GravatarYep. Cog is Michele Malkin. I can sense the hint of female trouble in "his" postings.
EPT




GravatarJust an FYI, willful ignorance is no longer an excuse, it is part of the problem.

Finally admitting you're part of the problem. Good for you!


GravatarDoes anyone know why there's a deficit of Atrikitties today?
flory


we must not have a kittie gap!


Gravatarthe emperor is naked and on his way to being cornered


Gravatar'night batses. Don't let the bedpugs bite.


GravatarYou know, for a while I thought Ruppert was easily the dumbest troll, but for sheer blood-minded repetitiveness, Cog moves into at least silver in the Dumb Troll Olympics.


GravatarAs a San Franciscan, let me say that my reaction to the Coit tower being blown up is about what it would be if Al Qaeda blew up the statue of William McKinley in Golden Gate Park.

Or, as the Comical pointed out, does the fool even know he's talking about blowing up a bunch of Japanese tourists and Texans?


GravatarTrying to slide away, stopping in at the SF paper, only to discover that SOMEONE ELSE IS WORRIED ABOUT WEARING PANTS.....
I need an iron. Cranky Pants are in a twist.
Tim Goodman
Friday, November 11, 2005
Everything we know we learned from television:

So "Desperate Housewives" fired the dude in the basement. And here we thought it was going to be one or three of the writers.

You know, the TV 101 letters thing is nice and all, but there's just not enough -- what's the word? -- crankiness involved. In fact, we don't even wear pants when we write it.

-- We have noticed that a lot of non-pros are starting to squeak about "Desperate Housewives." To which we say: Step away from the pulse of the nation and back off that angry modifier. If there's blood to spill here, we'll do it. And we will -- next week. But it's clear things are getting out of hand when Joe Buck -- Joe Buck! -- the Fox Sports announcer often used as a punching bag by knowledgeable sports fans, decides he's going to take a few shots at "Curb Your Enthusiasm."

Listen, Joe, you butcher the telecasts, we'll butcher the shows.

-- If "Curb" is having an off year -- settle down, we're going to decide this next week -- there are two things to consider here. 1) Even if it is, you don't kill it. Do you really think Larry David has lost his talent to be one of the funniest writers on television? Don't make us beat the Joe Buck out you. 2) Ratings have nothing to do with it. All these stories about HBO and ratings are pointless. It's a pay cable channel. If you don't watch "Curb," HBO still gets your money. And nobody cancels HBO because a show is tanking. Why? Because it also has five or six of the other Top 10 shows on television. End of lecture. We're putting the belt back on.

-- Kidding. The Cranky Pants have TWO BELTS because it's more painful that way and we've got so much anger stuffed in the pockets. (And no, the Cranky Pants are not cargo pants. Oh, please. We may be -- wait for it -- as bitter as a mouthful of aspirin with a lime chaser, but we're always stylish -- even when annoyed.)

-- Watching television news every night and flipping around madly usually results in one conclusion: Pretty much everybody's singing songs from the same set list. Granted, nobody seems as infatuated with Natalee Holloway as Greta and Rita -- if you have to ask what their last names are then God bless you, run free and never look back -- but few veer off the, um, journalistic talking points. That's why everybody knows Scooter Libby, and should. That's why no kid in the next decade will be named -- or nicknamed -- Scooter, and that is, not coincidentally, why we love Keith Olbermann's "Countdown" so much.

You may have noticed a previous column on his particular genius. But the man always seems to talk about, report and air stories that others miss. Olbermann and "Countdown" dig deeper, get weirder, have more fun and leave you more informed than any other newscast on TV." ....


GravatarFather Coglin, the crypto-fascist. Are you going to accuse me of hate speech? That's the sign of a true crypto-fascist. It's never hate speech unless it's the truth directed at the fascists.


Gravatar"Does anyone know why there's a deficit of Atrikitties today?
flory"

Per cog, willful ignorance.


GravatarI spoke too soon when I said no trools.
Terry C

Since learning a wonderful word last night I've been dying to call Geoffie gordon the mierenneuker, gordon the ant-fucker. I thought of him as soon as I read it.


Gravatarbe it hereby resolved that any Eschatonian, Atriot, or other known or willing commentator may--but never necessarily need--address appropriate comments towards those entitities herein uniformly and universally

Is this gonna be on the final?


GravatarNTodd, my 21 year old cat stopped eating seven days before she died. She stopped drinking water three days before she died. I would wet her lips with water, but she didn't want to drink.

I had a little box with a blanket in it and a light to keep her warm next to where I was working.

Working, working. Looking down at PussyCat II, she is still alive.

Working some more, looking down. Thirty minutes later, I was so sad.

She was a great cat.


GravatarCog moves into at least silver in the Dumb Troll Olympics.
Thers


but they should just be happy to compete
for the love of the game


Gravatar"Coalition forces nabbed Fox News' # 3 man today after a vicious round of noogying and purple nurples..."


GravatarI mean, suggesting blowing shit up could be construed as, you know, kind of supporting terrorists.

IOKIYAR.


Gravataryou say you want a resolution...


Gravatar willful ignorance is no longer an excuse, it is part of the problem.
Cog |


Wow, man.

That's deep.


GravatarNTodd, my 21 year old cat stopped eating seven days before she died. She stopped drinking water three days before she died. I would wet her lips with water, but she didn't want to drink.

I had a little box with a blanket in it and a light to keep her warm next to where I was working.

Working, working. Looking down at PussyCat II, she is still alive.

Working some more, looking down. Thirty minutes later, I was so sad.

She was a great cat.
mer | Email | Homepage | 11.11.05 - 9:48 pm


Sorry for your loss, mer.


Gravatarthe emperor is naked and on his way to being cornered
rkrider


Not only naked, but repeatedly stepping on his own dick!


Gravatar"Coalition forces nabbed Fox News' # 3 man today after a vicious round of noogying and purple nurples..."

i told greta more nip less tuck


GravatarE-mails show link between Cornyn, lobbyist under investigation
By SUZANNE GAMBOA
Associated Press Writer
http://www.statesman.com/news/ co...ist_Cornyn.html

WASHINGTON — Former Christian Coalition director Ralph Reed claimed in a 2001 e-mail to a lobbyist that he choreographed John Cornyn's efforts as Texas attorney general to shut down an East Texas Indian tribe's casino.

The lobbyist was Jack Abramoff, who is under federal investigation, along with his partner Michael Scanlon, on allegations of defrauding six Indian tribes of about $80 million between 2001 and 2004. The e-mail, along with about a dozen others, were released last week as part of the investigation.

etc.
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Scumbags to the man.
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Gravatarwillful ignorance is no longer an excuse, it is part of the problem.
Cog

You got that from your therapist, didn't you.


Gravatarwillful ignorance is no longer an excuse, it is part of the problem.
Cog |

Wow, man.

That's deep.
Billy B



GravatarJack Meihoffer's gonna have to slap O'Wanker down.


GravatarCog moves into at least silver in the Dumb Troll Olympics.

Well, we can see from her own site just how dumb she is. Eh, Michelle?


Gravatarmy 21 year old cat stopped eating seven days before she died. She stopped drinking water three days before she died. I would wet her lips with water, but she didn't want to drink.

they tell us how to do what they need. they teach us to understand them. they also tell us when they can go on no longer...we toll your sadness with you.


GravatarScumbags to the man.
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QuentinCompson


That's a prerequisite to be a Repug, isn't it?


GravatarI could tell by the look in his eyes that he figured he was somewhere he should not be.
Jeffraham Prestonian


Paula Poundstone used to tell this great tale about her cats on the countertop. She would walk in, and they would look at her like, "No, I was just getting down! Because wasn't it you who were just telling us you didn't want us up here?"

Fucking cats. I'm so sick of them running my life.


GravatarOh well, off to see how well those beer advertisements work on my subconscious. Does Coors Light make me more prone to drive a train through a football stadium? There's only one way to find out, unfortunately.

Later all, dream of impeachment.


GravatarIs this gonna be on the final?
Thers


Its open book.


Gravatarmy 21 year old cat stopped eating seven days before she died. She stopped drinking water three days before she died. I would wet her lips with water, but she didn't want to drink.




Sort of what my 19-1/2 year old Siamese did in June 1994.

And he passed quietly away.


Gravatar(Watching the BBC's 'Bleak House', which is really really good, and quite daring in many ways.)


GravatarAll right, my blog will once more sponsor the Dumb Troll Olympics, the award for the dumbest troll of the year. It's an end-of-year award, but it's not too early to start thinking about it.

The criteria are sheer stupidity and being really dumb. Cog is certainly a contender.


GravatarNot only naked, but repeatedly stepping on his own dick!
Terry C


Really? But its so tiny...how does he manage that?


GravatarPoundstone's cat routine is great!

"That was amazing! It was all over you! I tried to help but that door thing was in the way -- you must have really screwed up."


GravatarEvening, all.

I was gonna say "how ironic O'Reilly
said this more or less at the
same time Robertson said what he
said" but then it occurred to me
that's probably been said here
at least once earlier in the thread.

I regret my lack of originality and
my failure to read all the other
posts.


GravatarI have a beer to drink w/the landlord, so excuse me. I'll be back later, I promise.
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GravatarNot only naked, but repeatedly stepping on his own dick!
Terry C

Really? But its so tiny...how does he manage that?
flory


He steps on Cheney's while he's at it!


GravatarWhile I am different than Senator Frist in that I am not willing to offer a diagnosis without examining the patient I did have a thought on this issue that I wanted to share. Well, I am also different from Senator Frist in that I am not under investigation by the SEC and number of other reasons, like not being an idiot, but never mind that now. Yes, where was I. Oh yes, Mr. O'Reilly.

I felt that it was important to point out that if left untreated, syphillus can produce symptoms very much like those that Mr. O'Reilly is exhibiting. Something to think about at least, non?


GravatarHey NTODD...coming late to the end of the thread...sorry about your friend.


GravatarI've been thinking that what O'Liely said really isn't so bad. After all, it was the VP that said that if you voted for Kerry the country could be 'hit'...the message there wasn't much different, imo.


GravatarCog is certainly a contender.
Thers |


I wish they'd drop a house on him, too!


What is with them?

They never tire of telling us how irrelevant we are, that "they" (ha) have the WH, the Senate and the House, but they have to come in here and start a bunch of shit because we dare to disagree.

What a pack of losers, these trolls!


GravatarShe was a great cat.
mer | Email | Homepage | 11.11.05 - 9:48 pm | #


Kiddo -- my condolences.

For what it's worth, I know the
feeling.


Gravatar (Watching the BBC's 'Bleak House', which is really really good, and quite daring in many ways.)

I'm watching the Loisville-Rutgers game, which bites in all ways. Why does the Big East get a BCS bid? Who thought these "yay Big East" commercials were a good idea?

And thus we confront The Mystery.


GravatarWhat, no new thread AND no cats?! This is an outrage!


GravatarI've got a query. Is the Jeffy at Proteinwisdom the same as Geoffie at dogsnot? I'm not aware of a cousin of that name but there could be a bastard half brother around.


GravatarThers:

I just checked out that picture of Condi.

That is one FUGLY woman!


Gravatar"She was a great cat.
mer | Email | Homepage | 11.11.05 - 9:48 pm | #

Kiddo -- my condolences."

ditto. when my late, great geezerman died it knocked me out...i had no idea it would be so hard, even tho i thought i was prepared...i've cried a lot less for people then that cat...


GravatarIts open book.
flory | Email | 11.11.05 - 9:55 pm


almost all tests in schools are, effectively, 'reading' tests...if you can't 'read' the question, you cannot 'answer' it...

all my tests were 'open book,' on the theory that if you could actually find an 'answer' in the book, you were mastering the art of learning...the questions weren't 'hard.' they did require some reading skill...
.
(/pedant)


GravatarTo everyone who has lost or is losing furry loved ones, my condolences.


Gravatar What, no new thread AND no cats?! This is an outrage!

What, all of our dead and dying cats aren't enough?


Gravatarall my tests were 'open book,'

WGG-Running the country is basically an open book test. Bush and Cheney problem is that they thought they could run it with a cheat sheet.


GravatarI just saw the photo of Chimpy in Tobyhanna on my Comcast homepage.

He looks like he's drunk!


GravatarNot that it will do anything but make me feel somewhat better, I fired off an email to ol' O'Lielly:
Mr. O'Reilly: What a sad public figure you have become. Your statement about San Francisco residents not wanting military recruitment on their high school campuses deserving to attacked by Al-Quada and having the Coit Tower blown up is a new low, even for you. The next time you utter the words "Fair And Balanced", think instead of how unfair and unbalanced you truly are. Your time as a spokesperson for the Bush Administration is up, you should have quit when you settled out of court with your former producer for sexual harassment. For the good of the country, fade away now, retire, quit, leave the airwaves. Perhaps you could spend more time writing semi-pornographic novels, since you seem to have a talent for doing so. Surely you could make enough to keep you in loofas and falafels for some time. Give it up, you and your viewpoint are not relevant any longer. Good day Sir.
As I said, won't make a difference anywhere, but made me feel better. O'Reilly, what a shithead, almost as stupid as Toby, as mean as Cog, and as ugly as Ruppert. Feh.


GravatarYeah, Woody, and my district want to teach writing without teaching English or vocabulary . . . .





(Since I have been there since God was young, I teach English and vocabulary every damned day anyway)


Gravatar"all my tests were 'open book,' on the theory that if you could actually find an 'answer' in the book, you were mastering the art of learning...the questions weren't 'hard.' they did require some reading skill..."

I sure wish i had profs that had that attitude...way too much of my education revolved around memorization vs. understanding and discovery.

two things that are very difficult for me, spelling and memorization, mean pretty much nothing in my life now...


GravatarNTodd--sounds as if her years in VT have been wonderful. She looks so happy. And in her photo from today, she seems serene...and still utterly haughty


GravatarWhat, no new thread AND no cats?! This is an outrage!
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere


I agree!! I say we vote Atrios off the island!


GravatarNTodd--actually, Saffblogging made me very happy. What a lovely kitty.


GravatarFor what it's worth, I know the
feeling.


Just looking at the pictures of Saffron makes my eyes well up, remembering my gatos and remembering the sorrow when they passed on to Catnip Nirvana...

Pets are beloved members of the family; you never want them to go.


GravatarI just checked out that picture of Condi.

That is one FUGLY woman!


I gotta say, though, the hideous evil Alfalfa. The evidence is here.


GravatarFlory--we would, but he's still got the car keys.


GravatarHe looks like he's drunk!

looks? Did you hear him slurring his words?


GravatarOk, the wife went to see some friends and celebrate her alma mater's football game tomorrow.

As a result, I have the rare opportunity to crank a movie at the decibel level I enjoy. Should it be:
spinal tap, almost famous or UU-571?


GravatarDamned peacenik Quakers!


Gravatar?Not only naked, but repeatedly stepping on his own dick!
Terry C

Really? But its so tiny...how does he manage that?
flory


Lead-Filled Snowshoes. Can't miss with snowshoes.
Unless you're really really drunk, and the falafel get's in your eyes...


GravatarFlory--we would, but he's still got the car keys.
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere


Not to mention the keys to the likker cabinet.


GravatarShould it be:
spinal tap, almost famous or UU-571?


Spinal Tap.


GravatarOk, the wife went to see some friends and celebrate her alma mater's football game tomorrow.

As a result, I have the rare opportunity to crank a movie at the decibel level I enjoy. Should it be:
spinal tap, almost famous or U-571?


GravatarI can't help with cat pictures but here's one more of Kody.

http://static.flickr.com/31/ 5282...ad8f8baa4_o.jpg


Gravatarfat puppy tushies.

(just pic)


GravatarFucking cats. I'm so sick of them running my life

I for one welcome our feline overlords...


GravatarI gotta say, though, the hideous evil Alfalfa. The evidence is here.
Thers


So Alfalfa had a lobotomy at some point? Cuz the kid looks lots brighter than the fugly grown up.


GravatarSpinal Tap


GravatarHey NTODD...coming late to the end of the thread...sorry about your friend.
jdw | Email | 11.11.05 - 9:58 pm | #


NTodd:

Missed it as well...sorry about
your pal.


GravatarRosie has taken to climbing up into her high chair. She loves it. Can't get enough of that fun.

Then she can't get down and bursts into tears. So I have to save her.

I get her down. Then she plays for about ten minutes and climbs up there again, cries, etc.

Of course, grownups are just as stupid, only in more complicated ways.


GravatarJust make sure you turn the volume up to 11. It's one louder than ten you see.


Gravatar"Fucking cats. I'm so sick of them running my life"

I'm enjoying being home with them alone, because of the 4, only dabbadoo loves me.

But now that they know I'm the *only* one here to feed them, they suddenly realize i exist...bhahaha!


GravatarOf course, grownups are just as stupid, only in more complicated ways.

complicated and costly.


GravatarTap it will be! thanks folks!


Gravatarremembering the sorrow when they passed on to Catnip Nirvana...

Damn you, watertiger -- you can always
be counted on for le mot juste


Gravatarcomplicated and costly.

Oh, so you found out about attaturk's secret, eh?


GravatarSOILED SHEETS! Time for laundry.
.


GravatarOh, so you found out about attaturk's secret, eh?

It's fortunate that I don't have any problem wearing leather.


GravatarI watched Downfall tonight. Very good movie.


GravatarMan, my cat won't stop fucking with my head.

This cat sleeps harder than any cat I've ever seen. She can lay on my lap and be into REM sleep within 5 or 10 minutes - totally out of it.

This cat loves sleep - she'll even sleep in for 2 or 3 hours after I get up in the morning, unlike every other cat I've ever had. They were always the ones making me get up earlier than wanted or needed.

But what's bad is, waking up in the middle of the night, reaching over to touch the cat, and she doesn't move. At all. Even feels rather cool to the touch. And you stroke her and she still doesn't move a bit. So finally you're saying, kitty, are you ok? And then...she wakes up and looks at me like, why the hell did you wake me up?

At least once every couple of weeks I'll wake up and think that I've rolled over in my sleep and killed the cat because she sleeps like a dead thing. Really freaky.


GravatarWalterNeff--we've been saying that. And we want cats.


GravatarDamned peacenik Quakers!

Motherfuckers!


Gravatarcomplicated and costly.
watertiger


and frequently unkind.


GravatarI aM watching rESEERVOIR DOGS for the 99th time


Gravatar'night, loveliest peeps on the planet. tomorrow is, spag help me, another day. And i will always be hungry again!


Gravatar(Since I have been there since God was young, I teach English and vocabulary every damned day anyway)
DWD - Ego Driven -10:04 pm


my experience has been that ya gotta start with what the student/kid knows. they all know something, not all of it wrong...
how the teacher does that depends on the teacher...the teacher's job is to point, as emphatically and as often as necessary, to the things in the world that matter...the teacher's job is to have made the pointing compelling enough to have necessitated attention

they way i see it, learning happens as students think about, puzzle over, try to figure out what they have seen...

and nobody ever--well, hardly ever--sees the same things the same ways...

because every teacher does this in idiosyncratic ways, one cannot be taught to be a teacher...folks either want to teach or they don't...those who do--good ones, like you--tap what they love in doing what they do as an energy source...

ah, anyway, just thinkin aloud...


Gravatar

Damned peacenik Quakers!

Motherfuckers!


Quamd nikfuck motherpeacers! Auk!


GravatarIt's fortunate that I don't have any problem wearing leather.

Oh Christ, Silence of the Lambs transmogrifies into a well tanned watertiger.


GravatarAnd what's happened to threadbot? If Atrios is out partying he should've given threadbot the keys.


Gravatarsteve,

the famiglia watertiger are animal people. my brother got his daughter two rescued kittens for her birthday, and who do you think is already more attached to them?

(hint: it's not my niece)


GravatarAt least once every couple of weeks I'll wake up and think that I've rolled over in my sleep and killed the cat because she sleeps like a dead thing.

Sort of like in


GravatarIt's fortunate that I don't have any problem wearing leather.

Even mold? That's my problem.


GravatarDamn you Haloscan!

At least once every couple of weeks I'll wake up and think that I've rolled over in my sleep and killed the cat because she sleeps like a dead thing.

Sort of like in The Sopranos when Chris-tuh-fer passes out on top of Adriana's little dog...


Gravatarshitz.


GravatarYou know, there has never been a better moment to get this idiot removed from the air. Calling for an attack on an american city by terrorists ought to be something every patriot could get behind a letter writing campaign for.


GravatarAt least once every couple of weeks I'll wake up and think that I've rolled over in my sleep and killed the cat because she sleeps like a dead thing. Really freaky.

Cat sleep is highly individual. My Tabatha will wake up after hours of sleep, groom furiously, then go back to sleep for another five hours.


Gravatarsheets


Gravatarsheest
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Gravatar(hint: it's not my niece)
watertiger | Email | Homepage | 11.11.05 - 10:21 pm | #


Hmmm......


I'm thinking, I'm thinking.....


GravatarAll teachers suck except me. I could teach olives to jump into the damned martinis their own damn selves.

/Terrell Owens as Paulo Freire


GravatarI won't pretend to have read the thread. So I'll just add this, from "The Nation":

Former US Senator Max Cleland, the Georgia Democrat who lost his right arm and both legs in Vietnam, explained a few years ago that, "Within the soul of each Vietnam veteran there is probably something that says 'Bad war, good soldier.' Only now are Americans beginning to separate the war from the warrior."

Cleland's wise words, as John Nichols writes in The Online Beat, need to be recalled on this Veterans Day, when it is more necessary than ever to separate a bad war from the warriors who are required to fight it
http://www.thenation.com/blogs/t...bid=1& pid=35900

Oh, and I've had a coupla vodka martinis, so I thinking that switching to whiskey now would not be wise.

And, also BTW, David Sirota has been on a tear this week. Well worth reading.


GravatarBTW, I pointed this out much, much earlier today...

If Mr. Soros would just email me, I could tell him where to deposit the check!


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Oh, and I've had a coupla vodka martinis, so I thinking that switching to whiskey now would not be wise.


Indeed. To be totally safe I recommend posting the whiskey to me instanter, so that I might preserve it for you.


Gravatarowls in diapers


Gravatar"Hey, you know, if you want to ban military recruiting, fine, but I'm not going to give you another nickel of federal money."

hey O'Fuckwad, California, like most blue states has a net negative cash flow with the federal government, i.e., California funds red state welfare. Keep it up moron and they'll keep their money to themselves.


GravatarBill once again chew on shit thinking it's beef jerky...


GravatarLol, the second day in a row someone messed up trying to copy and paste a fake post from me.

Dumb troll Olympics?

Then what does that say about Atrios recycling my comments for his juvenile smears?

LMFAO!

Still waiting for an answer on Operation Yellow Moonbat 2.0 by the way. Maybe the next time I am in Philly you can have Media Matters fax me a response.


GravatarI think that extinguishing O'Reilly before he achieves full flameout would actually be counterproductive.

O'Reilly has reached an unprecedented level of ridiculousness. Not Jerry Springer in all his white-trash-baiting glory, nor Limbaugh in his oxycontin-fueled oblivion, nor Oral Roberts or Jimmy Swaggart in their tearful agony, nor the Douchebag of Liberty or his trusty sidekick Fucker Bowtie, nor even Pat Robertson in his homophobic summoning of natural disasters has accomplished what O'Reilly now has.

There is now a daily half-hour television show dedicated to lampooning Bill O'Reilly and pointing out what a horse's ass he is.

If we pay O'Reilly the compliment of taking him seriously, we're just depriving ourselves of the pleasure of watching Stewart and Colbert make a complete laughing stock of him.


GravatarOh, now isn't href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/12/national/ 12cong.html">this sad?

NYT:

WASHINGTON, Nov. 11 - If there was a message to be drawn from this week's Republican meltdown over tax and spending cuts, it was this: Conservative hopes for an economic agenda of big ideas and sweeping change are in tatters for the moment.

Shorter NYT:

Bush presidency: FIERY WRECK!


GravatarSo why in God's name is TCM showing "Around the World Under the Sea"???


Gravatar"You want to be your own country? Go right ahead!" - O'Reily.

Really?!

Great - many of us up here in Oregon would love to secede right about now.


Gravatarchidyke:

http://www.asterisk.org/ for starters. warning: the water gets deep fast unless you've got a technical background in telecom and TCP/IP.


GravatarWGG, I"m not surprised your ancestor was a sailor!
Hecate Malificent - 9:20 pm

no? may i ask your reasons...i'd be honest to gosh fascinated to know, if you'd be amenable to explaining...

obsequiously, goddess?
WoodyGuthriesGuitar(aka


Well, while the wife of Socrates does not have the same status as a goddess, permit me to say that I agree with Hecate entirely.

You have the rolling implacable speech of a man who has trod wooden decks in the teeth of many a storm, and compelled the obedience of others without ever having to even reach for the musket and cutlass tucked in your belt.

Hell of an impressive impression to give entirely with a keyboard, matey....


GravatarKeith Olberman pointed out that Coit tower looks like a falafel.


GravatarI suppose I should be thankful to my mother and father. Without them, I would have had no sexual experiences at all.


GravatarHow is this half-wit o'reilly relevant? Can someone explain how this zero got anywhere in the world? This nation's airwaves are full of nobodies. But why not, so is the white house.


GravatarI never hear anyone on the left calling for the terrorists to go after the right. Even though their talking heads instigated the iraq war. It seems like our country is in a contant state of war, even if Democrats gain power. Their is a simple reason for this. The Democrats don't want to look like they won't protect our country. If America would use half of what we spend a year on doing good, we would not have any enemies.


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