I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Ragger!
Fuck Bush!
It's twoo! It's weawwy twoo!
Bush presidency: FIERY WRECK!
Make that twee
Can we combine that with a panel on blogger ethics? I think we really need one.
What's Herr Doktor HealthcarePrezident Frist think about this?
Is he still around? Another corrupt republican.
I don't care if it is a 'New' Gingrich. Nobody named Newt can ever be anything but an asshole...or an amphibious lizard.
I haven't read the link yet, but Newtie always resembled a piggie face to me.
Okay, do my duty. Go read.
Ahhhhnold was overheard today, talking about his recent failure at the voting box and his future as governor:
"IT IS NOT A TUUUMOR!"
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They turned him into a Newt.
He didn't get better.
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They turned him into a Newt.
He didn't get better.
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The "Pat" Robertson Deathwatch continues....
Jesus Loves You; Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole
And when Newter is the voice of reason in the GOP, you know the party's long gone over a cliff.
Wow that was reasonable
fuck newt
I put a spell on Newt once. Turned him into a --- newt.
What about doctor bloggers?
Is the adulterer/abandoner Gingrich really capable of anything good?
It is long past time to convene a panel on doctor ethics.
Doctors blog?
I wonder if a specialty hospital would have taken in his own wife (#1)?
COCKPUNCH Newt.
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Congress should insist on hospital ownership rules that allow doctors to invest in specialty hospitals in which they do not practice but that forbid doctors from having ownership in a hospital in which they do practice.
Alternatively Congress should consider establishing a law requiring that specialty hospitals take all the cases in their area of specialization, the difficult and complex (and expensive) as well as the simple and profitable
Aaarrrgghhh.
The man knows just enough to be dangerous.
You don't need to practice in the specialty hospital you own to seriously distort referral patterns. What if you're a general practitioner who owns equity in an orthopedic hospital and refer all your insured orthopedic patients to the specialty hospital and all your uninsured to the local public hospital?
As for the second point...Most specialty hospitals are interventional in nature -- orthopedics, cardiology/cardiac surgery.
The way you keep out the undesirables in those specialties is to not have an ER -- which no specialty hospital does anyway.
So his prescriptions accomplish exactly nothing.
Hecate ...
Could offer some insight into these witches in "The Wizard of Oz?" I think Glinda is a big drag. But the Wicked Witch of the West is a fucking bitch. Can't we have some happy medium?
Who's the Newt cheating on this wife with?
flory,
You must do this health care stuff for a living because you're very wise about it.
Nobody named Newt can ever be anything but an asshole...or an amphibious lizard.
Mouth breathers, all of them.
That friggin' gingerbread man was really distracting. Go technology. Fuck that.
Newt's not my favorite, but jeebus, he seems downright normal compared to today's cong. leaders...as long as he's not talking about a strongly politicized issue, that is.
i agree, flory
When can we call him "shrill?"
res,
What I think I know about the Wizard of Oz is that Baum was really writing about the politics of the time and the move from a gold and silver standard. He really didn't know from witches. That said, the WWW (wicked witch of the west) has plagued a generation of modern witches. Some of us try and reclaim her, some try and discredit her as the ultimate patriarchial example of the uglification of witches. Some of us just want to be able to sky write on our brooms the way she could.
But I will say I give Newt points for recognizing how dangerous specialty hospitals are to our current system of healthcare. Allowed to expand unchecked they will bankrupt our community healthcare systems.
Which is why there's been a moratorium on them.
Could offer some insight into these witches in "The Wizard of Oz?" I think Glinda is a big drag. But the Wicked Witch of the West is a fucking bitch. Can't we have some happy medium?
res ipsa loquitur
No, because this is America the fuckup country of the world, bent on extreme behavior. It's all or nothing. No moderates. And it you try to be moderate, you get painted "extreme" by the right.
just goes to show you, when such guys (D, R, whatever) get out of the politics loop to any extent at all they start to regain some scrap of sanity. Gingrich is after all an intelligent guy, whatever else you can or can't say about him. Tom Delay, on the other hand, will always be a fucking asshole.
Yes, but he's interfering with physicians' god-given right to own exactly what they want and treat exactly whom they choose and no one else!
Isn't he?
Some of us just want to be able to sky write on our brooms the way she could.
Well, yeah. Who wouldn't?
Some of us just want to be able to sky write on our brooms the way she could.
I want to be able to sky write on a broom. I would do some very cool Jenny Holzer-type shit, but I would also do some totally infantile -- but utterly necessary -- sky writing along the lines of "YOU SUCK BIG TIME, MR. PRESIDENT" over 1600 PA Ave.
Wesley Clark and Bill Richardson
Clark/Richardson in '08 would destroy the Republican party.
Destroying the Republican party is a Good Thing.
Richardson is on c-span2/BookTV with Chuck Todd, on "After Words". Fascinating.
Clark castrating the WH and Faux at the same time:
http://securingamerica.com/ccn/node/2434
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Dad had moderately high blood pressure, was put on warfarin, which damaged his kidneys. went on dialysist three times a week. Ins. co. was billed 15,000 mo.. He went on vacation for a week & skipped the kidney treatments, feels much better, looks healthier, not sickly at all. After getting off the warfarin kidney fucntion was 28%, dr.'s never rerevaluated, just kept sending him in for blood filtering. There are hundreds of clinics in small towns all over the country that are doing the same friggin thing to thousands of people and collecting tens of thousands of dollars each patient a month from insurance companies and medicare.
Newt's not my favorite, but jeebus, he seems downright normal compared to today's cong. leaders...as long as he's not talking about a strongly politicized issue, that is.
matthew
Don't believe it. Gingrich spawned the Cheney/Rove junta. He's just weaseling his way back into the mainstream. I say it's a crock of shit, all what he says.
Thanks noblejoanie.
((blush))
I work on the financial side of the healthcare biz.
And have more than one client scared shitless that Congress is going to lift the moratorium on specialty hospitals and their medical staffs are going to open a competing facility down the street.
who's mr bath again ??
http://www.apfn.org/apfn/WTC_profits.htm
Amigos... I, ¡El Gato Negro! have no been long een jour grrreat country, but eef I know one theeng about los Republiculos, eet ees thees:
When they seem reasonble, eet means they are tryeeng to get away weeth sometheeng, no?
so.
Was'nt newt in Aliens?
I'll tell you one thing, WWW looks way cooler than Glinda. Her green face is great with the black hat.
Clark should put them all in Gitmo.
Well, I'm a priss. I like Glinda the Good Witch.
One time, dressed as her for Halloween, and I ended up flopping in the sack with an Indiana Jones.
Newt's not my favorite, but jeebus, he seems downright normal compared to today's cong. leaders...as long as he's not talking about a strongly politicized issue, that is.
matthew | Email | Homepage | 11.12.05 - 8:35 pm | #
jeebus, matt: i totally agree with you. which makes me want to go blind, puke or die, i'm not sure which. what the fuck is going on in the world to make me think newt could sound reasonable?
personal OT: um, it's been pointed out to me that i'm occasionally too...strident with my writing/speaking. i don't mean to drive people away from the conversation. i ask the "eschaton all stars" and others to tell me when i get too wordy, forward, argumentative, etc.
i have strong opinons about stuff. i don't mean to discourage anyone, ever, from contributing here. i'm sorry if that's happened, and i apologize to everyone. this is an open, uncensored blog, and i like it that way. if i get too chatty, someone please tell me to go over to my own blog and pontificate. i know and support the idea that all perspectives are valid and have value. even when i disagree.
(re: the drug discussion downstairs)
SAVE JUDY MILLER
Yeah, the Newtster will surprise ya every oncet inna while.
Like every 5 or 6 years...
res,
Yeah. And the striped stockings. And, she had flying monkeys. How cool was that?
I'm going to see Wicked next month when it comes to the Kennedy Center, which should be interesting.
flory, what do you think of this?
Physicians for a National Health Program is a not-for-profit organization of physicians, medical students, and other health care professionals that support a national health insurance (NHI) program.
http://www.pnhp.org/
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my head hurts.
Congress recognized years ago that there are certain hazards in situations where there is an economic relationship between a hospital and a doctor. Hospitals that provide economic rewards and incentives to doctors could distort medical decisions. As a result, Congress passed what is known as the Stark anti-kickback legislation to protect the integrity of medical decision making by preventing hospitals from influencing the distribution of patients through economic inducements.
hahahahahahaha
good one, Newt
Hecate,
Wicked's great!
Y'know Res -- FIERY WRECK or MISERABLE FAILURE in skywriting would be wicked cool...
wicked vibe
Wait a minute.
How does this: Well, I'm a priss.
Go together with this: I ended up flopping in the sack with an Indiana Jones.
More librul logic?
Fuzzy numbers?
Or just fuzzy Indiana Jones?
remember, Newt's last great idea (mid 1990's) was to put a laptop into the hands of every American student, K-12.
went nowhere, but too bad that Contract On America plank was never enacted.
Richardson is on c-span2/BookTV with Chuck Todd, on "After Words". Fascinating.
I'm sorry,but I've dealt with Richardson and he's a world class ass. And a wimp.
Y'know Res -- FIERY WRECK or MISERABLE FAILURE in skywriting would be wicked cool...
I kinda like "SURRENDER KARL", myself.
My daughter has a couple of barbie dolls of Glinda and dorothy. They both talk a couple of phrases.
My fav is Tap Your Heels Together Three times.
Guess you had to be there.
I'm going to see Wicked next month when it comes to the Kennedy Center, which should be interesting.
Hecate Malificent
Great show. Some friends took me for my birfday a few years ago.
I, ¡El Gato Negro! have no been long een jour grrreat country, but eef I know one theeng about los Republiculos, eet ees thees:
When they seem reasonble, eet means they are tryeeng to get away weeth sometheeng, no?
so.
Point taken. Maybe Newt owns stock in a generalist hospital?
One time, dressed as her for Halloween, and I ended up flopping in the sack with an Indiana Jones.
And this is why I love Vicki.
In the past 6 months or so, Newt has suddenly reappeared on the radar screen. Whether making speeches or writing op-ed pieces, he's come across as reasonable and calm.
Is he coming back? Like in '08?
. What if you're a general practitioner who owns equity in an orthopedic hospital and refer all your insured orthopedic patients to the specialty hospital and all your uninsured to the local public hospital?
If you're a GP, you'll probably send your uninsureds home with a bag of samples...
Doesn't Newt see the parallels to the private school system and public schools?
BTW:
If you've never read any of the
other Oz books, you're missing
some of the great legal psychedelic
experiences available.
Especially the second one, which
is like a hashish dream about
bizarre sexual politics and gender
fuck.
Seriously.
Diane,
Good god, I hope not.
I suspect the's getting press because there are fewer and fewer Republicans one can actually have out in public these days.
Anyone else's Haloscan cookies getting corrupted? My email has shown up strange a couple times tonight.
The American College of Surgeons requires its fellows to swear not to split fees, a practice embraced by lawyers. Seems to me that a primary care provider who's invested in a profit-making specialty hospital to which he/she refers is placing the specialists in a fee-splitting position. The AMA wasn't as upset about fee-splitting. The story's well told in "Medicine, Money and Morals: Physicians' Conflicts of Interest" by Marc Rodwin, a professor at Suffolk U. Law School and a good head. It's an old story, and one which the profession's never quite come to terms with. It gets worse as waves of money overwhelm the levees and the capacity of the sump pumps. The selection of cases, by whatever criteria, is at root of much of the administrative expense and injustice of our dog's breakfast of a health care system, and could be eliminated as both a source of expense and injustice at a stroke by adopting what most of the rest of the world has, a single-payer national insurance scheme.
shycat:
PNHP has been around for awhile. I think I actually went to one of their early conferences, way back in the day.
When the AMA and General Electric, with maybe AARP tossed in, come out in favor of single-payer healthcare, it'll become a reality.
They could be a force for good, providing better health care at lower cost for consumers. Or they could end up distorting the health care system in ways that impose heavier costs on taxpayers.
WTF?!
Is this asshole gonna run for preznit?
"It is long past time to convene a panel on doctor ethics." - Atrios.
Anyone else find Atrios commenting on ethics hilarious? Lol.
I have a jones for Indiana.
I'm a big Frank Baum fan. That guy had my kind of politics. For example, here's what he had to say about Injuns:
"The nobility of the Redskin is extinguished; whites are now masters of the American continent. To avoid any more trouble, what is needed is the total annihilation of the few remaining Indians. Their glory has fled, their spirits broken, their manhood effaced; better that they should die than live the miserable wretches that they are."
Weeeeeeerrrrrrreeee off to see the Wizard....
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OT: NYMary picture.
I kinda like "SURRENDER KARL", myself.
watertiger
OK. If you wanna get prescriptive, instead of descriptive.
Yeah, but Steve, I have walked the Yellow Brick Road many times. It is in Holland, MI. An old resort area where L Frank Baum did most of his writing. THe area is called Castle Park
I saw the eralier discussion re: antidepressants. I will just add my own experience. I suffered from a bout of depression about 10 years ago. With antidepressants and good talk therapy, I got through it. I learned the signs of an onset of it, and how to deal with it. No more need for pills or therapy since.
Don't look now but Newt has been directing the last five years behind the scenes. He is Rumsfield's best friend.
steve,
The whole Oz series was an addiction for me as a kid. I haven't read them in years, though.
The movie with Fairuza Balk is surprisingly good.
I suppose the right needs some sorta plan for health-care, to try and counter what will be a big issues for the dems.
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"Ass" I could see, but - wimp?
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Woah, Newt Gingrich wrote that????
Wow!
and i like it that way. if i get too chatty, someone please tell me to go over to my own blog and pontificate.
I like it that way, too. Say what you want to say, CD. Don't sweat it.
I'm amazed whenever I see a rightwinger say something that even approximates truth, whether it be Newt writing something moderately sane or Cog acknowledging what he is in his screenname.
ProfWombat, I always enjoy reading your posts. Thanks.
Oops.
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If you're a GP, you'll probably send your uninsureds home with a bag of samples...
Doozer
Assuming you accept them in your practice in the first place.
Here comes George W. Bush's theme song, "If I Only Had a Brain."
TKK,
Is that Liz Taylor? If you think I look like her, you should have seen my mom. Creeeeeeepy.
I suspect the's getting press because there are fewer and fewer Republicans one can actually have out in public these days.
After watching that woman on NewsHour the other night and the disappearing act of anyone *notable* almost anywhere else for quite some time now, actually, you got it, dudette.
Did you pick out your new toy?
(NY Mary, did I miss some excitement here today? 'Cuz for awhile up there you were "Hetero Puke" and now you're not.)
OK. If you wanna get prescriptive, instead of descriptive
you know me. goal-oriented.
Anyone find Atrios commenting on ethics hilarious? Lol.
what are the state of ethics up there in Canada, cog? how do you find the Canadian single-payer healthcare system, ethical or not?
Hey, tried some of these guy's merlot tonight. It's a decent vine. price was great 5.24. Cause was good.
http://papiowines.com/intro.asp?...day=9&
year=1950
Doesn't Newt see the parallels to the private school system and public schools?
Echidne of the snakes
Very, very, very, very, very good point.
And I'm sure he doesn't. He supports vouchers doesn't he?
It is Liz Taylor. I saw that picture in a book today, and it reminded me of you. Glad I could find it online.
OT: NYMary picture.
OMG, that's eerie! In a good way!
regarding anti-depressants:
I find that when I get seriously depressed, like when a loved ones dies, etc, I take large quantities of B vitamins, which are known to help with depression.
via Bartcop:
http://www.bartcop.com/dunce-monkey.jpg
Anyone else find Atrios commenting on ethics hilarious?
No. Fuck off, Cog.
Anyone else find Atrios commenting on ethics hilarious?
No. Fuck off, Cog.
The movie with Fairuza Balk is surprisingly good.
NYMary | Email | Homepage | 11.12.05 - 8:49 pm | #
Absolutely. A way underrated flick.
But trust me -- pick up a copy of
"The Land of Oz" which is partly
the source material for the movie.
Totally hallucinatory, scary, and
very funny.
And a bizarre feminist transgender
tract.
Here comes George W. Bush's theme song, "If I Only Had a Brain."
Actually, that's my theme song.
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Sill,
I was just picking on NTodd. Standard Eschaton in-joke that looked weird out of context, that's all. (I think he was posting as "Homoe Bitch".)
And simels, I hope it's okay that I posted some of our conversation from the other night to get people talking about That Thing You Do. Apparently, I'm the only person on the planet who doesn't like that movie. Go figure.
Anyone else find Atrios commenting on ethics hilarious?
No.
Get help.
Thanks, mer; my pleasure...
And there's the Homoe Bitch now....
NYMary. your conference go well the other day. Sorry I was pontificating so vociferously. Sometimes in the morning I feel positively grandiloquent.
Wow. I'd forgotten about those talking apple trees.
KK -- that really does look like Mary doesn't it?
NYMary:
No problem.
I'm gonna go check it out...
steve,
The Land of Oz is the one where you follow around a boy named Tip and then find out he's actually the Princess Ozma, right?
Where is WalterNeff? I had a dream in which he appeared last night.
That Thing You Do. Apparently, I'm the only person on the planet who doesn't like that movie. Go figure.
NYM - It didn't do a lot for me either.
Ya'll ever notice that when the big time trolls are elsewhere, cog shows up?
Bet when they are around, he ends up carrying their luggage and arranging playdates for them.
When do the big guys show up and yell at him to get out of their chair and his feet off their desk.
One time, dressed as her for Halloween, and I ended up flopping in the sack with an Indiana Jones.
Damn, Trick or Treat has certainly changed...
cog
what's the status on the Quebecois? is cultural seperation still on the table?
any other exciting developments in Canada we United States citizensd should be aware of?
oh, Canada....
No.
Get help.
pie
heh. Way to lower the boom.
The movie with Fairuza Balk is surprisingly good.
NYMary | Email | Homepage | 11.12.0
who grew up to be the hottest hottie on screen in a really long time. mmmm.
she needs to do a lesbian prison movie or something, soon.
KK -- that really does look like Mary doesn't it?
She is the only one who doesn't think so!
DWD,
It went okay. There was some uncomfortable shifting in seats as the defender of the war spoke. I listened to what he had to say, but since his line was basically "I did NOT fight for nothing!" it was a bit weird.
And he actually did recreate that hateful scene from Monty Python's Life of Brian, which was just kind of surreal.
"We do not torture" : Bush :: "I am not a crook" : Nixon
And here's Dickhead Cheney's theme song, "If I Only Had a Heart."
she needs to do a lesbian prison movie or something, soon.
Isn't there some girl kissing in The Craft?
1watt
i first bought Papio wine because i saw on the label that it gives a portion of their profits to critters. it was a pleasant surprise. it's not too bad and the price is right.
Billy B,
Oh good. Come over to my blog and stick up for me.
And there's the Homoe Bitch now....
What'd I do now?
And there's the Homoe Bitch now....
What'd I do now?
She is the only one who doesn't think so!
The Kenosha Kid
But she's pregnant. So we accept her little whims.
who grew up to be the hottest hottie on screen in a really long time. mmmm.
Agreed. I especially enjoyed her in Sandler's Water Boy.
(yeah, god damnit, I love Sandler's movies, especially Little Nicky)
heh. Way to lower the boom.
You're right. I should have ignored the little turd completely.
What'd I do now?
Nothing, honey. Silleigh wanted to know why I was posting as a Hetero Puke and now I'm not, that's all.
When are you in NYC next month?
NYMary, it's okay if'n you don't like That Thing You Don't Like.
(My kids made me watch "Saw" last night, and that's an hour or so I wish I had back.)
scissor sisters:
is this the return to oz?
the grass is dead,
the gold is brown and
the sky has claws.
there's a wind up man walking man walking round and round,
where there once was emerald cities,
are now a crystal town...
Oh, I'll acknowledge a vague resemblance. But I'm nowhere near as glorious as Liz was in say 1952. Then again, no one is.
(yeah, god damnit, I love Sandler's movies, especially Little Nicky)
Billy B
You don't like That Thing You Do...and you DO like anything with Adam Sandler?
I can tell we're never going to the movies together....
steve,
The Land of Oz is the one where you follow around a boy named Tip and then
find out he's actually the Princess Ozma, right?
NYMary | Email | Homepage | 11.12.05 - 8:54 pm | #
Well, I didn't want to give it
away, but yeah.
Also features the all-girl army
that revolts and takes over Oz.
Strange and wonderful book.
BTW -- how come I can't access
the comments at PowerPop?
Is it a my pathetic bandwith thing?
Hecate ...
Could offer some insight into these witches in "The Wizard of Oz?" I think Glinda is a big drag. But the Wicked Witch of the West is a fucking bitch. Can't we have some happy medium?
res ipsa loquitur
Glinda looks like the tooth fairy, not a witch.
Then again, this is someone who liked Maleficent when she saw "Sleeping Beauty" as a kid.
I should actually learn to ignore psychopaths who damn with faint praise.
You know, the more I think about it, the analogy between a community institution facing a predatory specialty hospital and a downtown's worth of mom-and-pop stores facing a Wal-Mart and an Ikea going up across the interstate isn't all that farfetched. Adam Smith on the false free market might indeed be worth a read...
OMG, is every numbnut positioning for 08?
that's a rhetorical question.
newt's right of course, but from what i've imbibed these last 4 years he's buck'n the trend.
steve,
No idea why you can't access comments. They're there.
(And NTodd just told me I look like Liv Tyler, that old syrup-dripper.)
The movie with Fairuza Balk is surprisingly good.
NYMary | Email | Homepage | 11.12.0
who grew up to be the hottest hottie on screen in a really long time. mmmm.
she needs to do a lesbian prison movie or something, soon.
chicago dyke
I love The Craft. And Fairuza. And the opening scene in American History X was, um, well-acted.
Isn't there some girl kissing in The Craft?
NYMary | Email | Homepage | 11.12.05 - 8:57 pm | #
tee hee, don't let everyone in on the good "three battery" movies, now will you?
hard to believe, with two-thirds pro single payer, dems won't touch it.
But I'm nowhere near as glorious as Liz was in say 1952. Then again, no one is.
NYMary
But do you have two rows of eyelashes?
(yeah, god damnit, I love Sandler's movies, especially Little Nicky)
Billy B | Email | 11.12.05 - 8:59 pm | #
Dude....check your meds!
Little Nicky?
Okay, I'll admit to enjoying THE
WEDDING SINGER, but the rest of
them?
Yipes!!!!!
But do you have two rows of eyelashes?
flory
I can get them the same way she did.
"three battery"
Vibe and a half?
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When are you in NYC next month?
Week of 12/12. I'll be dressed as Aragorn.
When are you in NYC next month?
Week of 12/12. I'll be dressed as Aragorn.
Adam Smith on the false free market might indeed be worth a read...
ProfWombat
Do they burn Adam Smith in effigy at business schools these days? Lord knows they can't be teaching him...
Mmm, Fairuza Balk *is* way hotness.
Whee, locust time!!!
May I ask why the fuck Dorothy wanted to LEAVE a place like OZ...
to go BACK to Kansas????
What was that girl smoking?
Hey, good news!
I'm going to see Dave Chappelle tonight.
Squeeeeee!
Terry C cause there's no place like home?
May I ask why the fuck Dorothy wanted to LEAVE a place like OZ...
to go BACK to Kansas????
What was that girl smoking?
Do we know Dorothy wasn't a fundie?
Never mind all that.
Locusts!! the 8th Plague!!!!
EEEEEEEKKK!!!
Run for your lives!!
I can get them the same way she did.
NYMary
Hers were natural. That's why her eyes were so amazing.
"Old School" is on for anyone who cares.
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NYMary:
That NTodd....overstating the obvious
as always.....
hard to believe, with two-thirds pro single payer, dems won't touch it.
Won't or can't, doll?
Do we know Dorothy wasn't a fundie?
Kansas was different back then.
Uh, oh. I got plushy porn on my desk again.
"Old School" is on for anyone who cares.
Locusts, dammit!!!
Wow, those are some smooth-flyin' locusts there.
The bugs already look fake.
Oh, shit.
They look like giant flying roaches.
Ah those locusts don't look like locusts. Wat gives?
Or possibly roaches.
(roachusts?)
Eli -
Is this thing worths blogging or should I curl up with a book?
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tee hee, don't let everyone in on the good "three battery" movies, now will you?
chicago dyke
Heh heh.
You change batteries at intermission? Or just run a cord to the powerpack in your purse...?
OT but just stumbled upon the list of talk radio shows *one* could call in to... on the rnc site... and it ran to *36* shows. moonbats, dear ones: instead of writing the papers or going to a protest, go to that list, put in your zip code, call and FIGHT with Rush or Laura or o'lielly--talk radio is where the rightwing gets its acolytes, its energy and its money from.
Gee, I just realized that ALL these characters are Bush. Here's the Cowardly Lion. Bush all the way.
BTW:
In the original WIZARD OF OZ book,
the Tin Woodsman got to be the way
he was because he kept having his
limbs hacked off and replaced with
metallic parts.
A lot grimmer than in the movie.
Negative pressure?
Doesn't that mean "no" pressure.
FUCK. DOESN'T ANYONE SPEAK ENGLISH ANY MORE?
They look like giant flying roaches.
Don't wanna know what you're watching, DON'T wanna know what you're watching...
Hers were natural. That's why her eyes were so amazing.
Weeeeeellll, yes and no. There's a beautiful beautiful pic of her from the mid-60's, taken by Roddy McDowell, I think, with her face scrubbed and her hair in a towel. They're impressive, but not "Father of the Bride" impressive.
Is this thing worths blogging or should I curl up with a book?
Too soon to tell. Maybe they're gonna have some kind of big roach-locust throwdown.
Terry C,
Well, we do know what's wrong with Kansas now.
I don't know what they are, but they're creeping me out.
I think the locusts are winning vs, the, um, insects.
Oh that's better , that was a locust.
May I ask why the fuck Dorothy wanted to LEAVE a place like OZ...
to go BACK to Kansas????
They taught evolution in Oz.
Locusts!! the 8th Plague!!!!
I'm counting on some good liveblogging.
Looking for bugs in all the wrong places, looking for bugs...
'Negative' pressure is sucking; 'no' pressure is neutral. Two different things.
Uh oh.
Some of them are in hiding.
idiots. They don't eat corn. They eat people.
Night, Batties. Here's Adrienne Rich:
I know you are reading this poem
late, before leaving your office
of the one intense yellow lamp-spot and the darkening window
in the lassitude of a building faded to quiet
long after rush-hour. I know you are reading this poem
standing up in a bookstore far from the ocean
on a grey day of early spring, faint flakes driven
across the plains' enormous spaces around you.
I know you are reading this poem
in a room where too much has happened for you to bear
where the bedclothes lie in stagnant coils on the bed
and the open valise speaks of flight
but you cannot leave yet. I know you are reading this poem
as the underground train loses momentum and before running
up the stairs
toward a new kind of love
your life has never allowed.
I know you are reading this poem by the light
of the television screen where soundless images jerk and slide
while you wait for the newscast from the intifada.
I know you are reading this poem in a waiting-room
of eyes met and unmeeting, of identity with strangers.
I know you are reading this poem by fluorescent light
in the boredom and fatigue of the young who are counted out,
count themselves out, at too early an age. I know
you are reading this poem through your failing sight, the thick
lens enlarging these letters beyond all meaning yet you read on
because even the alphabet is precious.
I know you are reading this poem as you pace beside the stove
warming milk, a crying child on your shoulder, a book in your
hand
because life is short and you too are thirsty.
I know you are reading this poem which is not in your language
guessing at some words while others keep you reading
and I want to know which words they are.
I know you are reading this poem listening for something, torn
between bitterness and hope
turning back once again to the task you cannot refuse.
I know you are reading this poem because there is nothing else
left to read
there where you have landed, stripped as you are.
Fundraising for the DNC proper has fallen like a stone during Chairman Dean's tenure as DNC chairman. Folks are making excuses, saying that Dean needs to get used to the job and crap like that. Yet if McAullife was putting in this dismal of a performance, the same people that are making excuses for Dean would would be calling for his head. Sure, the Kossacks and the fringe left got one of "their own" as Chairman, but so frickin' what? It's not doing the DNC any good! Just goes to show that Joe Trippi was the real brains of that fundraising operation.
If Dean can burn through $50mil while winning exactly one state, one can only wonder what type of damage is he going to do to the DNC coffers. Well, not really wonder. Since we know they're burned through a nice chunk so far and only has less than $7million left.
The DNC will be broke by April
Thanks ProfWombat.
I'm a writer, not a scientist.
It still sounded stupid.
So... They've developed bug-eating locusts that don't eat plants.
Carnivorous locusts - I don't see how *that* could go wrong...
Newt's not my favorite, but jeebus, he seems downright normal compared to today's cong. leaders...as long as he's not talking about a strongly politicized issue, that is.
matthew
I haven't forgiven that cocksucker for 1994, the Contract On America and all that other shit!
OK then, onto the cock-a-roaches...
.
Y'know, it's a shame David Keith is as old as he is, because he'd be a dead ringer for Archie, in the event they made a live-action movie of the comics.
All he's missing is the cross-hatching in his hair.
I put on the teevee. BBC America.
Confuse A Cat!
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Fundraising for the DNC proper has fallen like a stone during Chairman Dean's tenure as DNC chairman.
Prove it, bitch.
Whoa!
That was kinda awesome!
So have we pretty much determiend that Gary Ruppert Pupkin = Fred Eper?
"Carnivorous locusts - I don't see how *that* could go wrong..."
Slam Dunk.
Where's the hot science babe?
There better be a hot science babe.
Oh, right. Like that could happen.
Cool eatage though.
ohhhhh, locust cuts through man like 2x4 in tornado.
.
dems: those smelly 45 million don't really 'deserve' health care.
fundraising's up substantially from the comparable period in 2003..
Ah, the poppies. The poppies.
ohhhhh, locust cuts through man like 2x4 in tornado.
They were, like, shotgun locusts.
And there's Dan Cortese, and presumably The Designated Babe.
Y'know, it's a shame David Keith is as old as he is, because he'd be a dead ringer for Archie, in the event they made a live-action movie of the comics.
So true.
The guy in the orange hat is about the get it.
So have we pretty much determiend that Gary Ruppert Pupkin = Fred Eper?
res ipsa loquitur
I don't think he's ever bothered to deny it.
Ah, the poppies. The poppies.
Bush loves that scene.
dems: those smelly 45 million don't really 'deserve' health care.
SHUTTHEFUCKUP.
The DNC will be broke by April
You also said Plame and Wilson would be indicted, douche-bag.
Step off george...
And the hero is an "organic" dude.
"We do not torture" : Bush :: "I am not a crook" : Nixon
Left Lane
and one might ask which would you rather live with. i'll take nixon, please.
sad state of a nation.
Ruppert - Where are those Plame indictments? You are a lying sack of shit, promising me and many other you would leave. Take your ignorance elsewhere.
I liked her better as Darla.
.
Hm. Or maybe this "Vicki" person is the Designated Babe.
More likely the tragic martyr that launches him on his anti-locust crusade.
Ooo, and she's a science babe!
My formula works!!
Now I'm out of business!! Cool!!
Fundraising for the DNC proper.....ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
*Yawn*
Didn't it try this one last night?
I hate it when they go into reruns.
Yipes!!!!!
No accounting for taste.
Hers were natural. That's why her eyes were so amazing.
"Cat On A Hot Tin Roof"
dems: those smelly 45 million don't really 'deserve' health care.
gary in fl | 11.12.05 - 9:13 pm | #
Gary, admit that we wouldn't be at
war in Iraq if Gore was president
and then we can discuss other
issues, including the failings of
Democrats.
Until then, just shut the fuck up.
Thanks.
I liked her better as Darla.
Oh, that is darla.
Now I'm out of business!! Cool!!
I'm guessing that the venture capitalists were... underwhelmed by his business model.
How did I know that Bill Clinton would have a big and welcome role in the Rabin memorial?
"I love him, because he's wonderful
Because, he's just my Bill."
A big nod to P.G. Wodehouse.
I guess the whole "barely having any cash on hand" thing is acceptable to you Dems.
Dean is spending money like an insane person. And he just barely retained two Governor's offices.
She's a tank-top wearing, dinner burning, science babe.
AND she's blonde.
(my new screen saver:
http://img.photobucket.com/
album...plushytummy.jpg
thanks, fourlegsgood )
Bloody foot! Excellent!
The only way this film will ve a winner is the last line is the Organic guy saying "See I told you alfalfa sprouts were good for you".
Aw, you guys make me wish the SciFi Network was in Canada...
But I'm jazzed about Masters of Horror - tonight it's Tobe Hooper helming Dance of the Dead, based on a short story by Richard Matheson. I can't wait!
I put on the teevee. BBC America.
Confuse A Cat!
I do that to mine all the time. They give me some funny looks...
Let's not tell anyone about the meat eating locusts.
Bad for business ya know.
dems: those smelly 45 million don't really 'deserve' health care.
Yeah, the 45 million who don't deserve it are dems.
It's the republicans who keep the health care from them.
She's a tank-top wearing, dinner burning, science babe.
AND she's blonde.
I'm in love. Again.
This happens every week...
Ruppert:
Give it the hell up.
You are backing a loser.
Bush is going down in flames.
Deal with that. Come out of that fairytale world of yours.
OK, these office people have some horrible co-worker manners.
Beating on computer operators, and severed foot on desk? come on.
.
The DNC will be broke by April
Just why in the fuck do you care?
Better yet, why should we care?
Ooo, Jeff Fahey is passionate...
Jeebus...talk about over-acting.
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If Newt's fer then I'm agin' it.
Seriously, there is nothing wrong with the ethics of the medical profession. There is, yes, sometimes problems with the enforcement of those ethics. The vast majority of physicians are among the most ethical people you'll meet.
There should, however, be a panel convened on the ethics of the hospital owners and administrators. For-profit hospitals like Frist's family business are responsible for much human misery and on the whole have never met an ethical principle that they could live with. IMHO.
thanks, fourlegsgood )
You're welcome.
It's nice to know that I have not pimped my cat in vain.
The DNC will be broke by April
oh shit, I guess we'll have to give them some more money then.
I'm not too worried, though. Most Americans aren't arrogant, stupid, no-life ass vacuums like you.
Yipes!!!!!
No accounting for taste.
Billy B | Email | 11.12.05 - 9:16 pm | #
You think?
Hell, as Chuck Barris famously said,
what do I know -- I like cold toilet
seats!!!!!
Dumbass.
They're gonna eat people.
You know it.
Turn it down, fella!
.
She's a tank-top wearing, dinner burning, science babe.
AND she's blonde.
[Ntodd dies a little inside]
Beating on computer operators, and severed foot on desk? come on.
I only did that severed foot thing *one* time.
No idea what Fahey was saying, but he sure was angry.
Newt is just smart enough to know which side of his bread is buttered. The big question as usual? Whats in it for him? Are we in store for a Gingrich/Guiliani ticket? The horror.
dems: those smelly 45 million don't really 'deserve' health care.
gary in fl
The people who continue to support Bush are too stupid to live.
I had no idea how slippery a tile floor can become by having a two year old pour a whole bottle of amazing bubbles on it. Its like bottled teflon.
check mopping off the list
Beating on computer operators, and severed foot on desk? come on.
Cut him some slack.
Not everyone can have lion kitty maxx on their desk.
PlushyPorn™ as a screensaver?
Maxx's teevee career is just beginning!!!
The DNC will be broke by April
Fred Eper
You are a stone fool.
Oh crap, the locusts have gotten into the cattle again...
RUN LADY!!
Newt's been under the Defense Policy Board rock, from which he strong-armed the CIA over the Iraq war. He's a crazy, like Dick Armey and Phil Gramm, a failed academic.
-
No, Agatha! Don't!
Run away! Run away!!!
I can understand in a poor country that the only way to build a helth system may be to run it at least initially, on a business-model/user-pays system.
But it is madness for a nation which has a choice to choose to make health care a for-profit enterprise.
Sheer madness.
.
I had no idea how slippery a tile floor can become by having a two year old pour a whole bottle of amazing bubbles on it. Its like bottled teflon.
Quick! Film a slapstick movie!
Oh crap, the locusts have gotten into the cattle again...
You really should wrap your cattle in plastic, like we do up here.
OOOOOH that's too bad.
.
CGI ahoy!
.
Those are some big-ass locusts.
I really do dig that drilling-right-through-people thing.
I told ya the orange hat guy was gonna get eaten.
Bwa ha ha ha ha hahh ahah ahaha!! that's they worse looking CGI ever.
Hmm the Agri-babe is toast er lunch.
Hungry hungry locusts.
The trolls are here.
Blech.
I'll go watch Batman Begins.
Christian Bale is teh hawt.
Hasta Mañana.
Gee, I just realized that ALL these characters are Bush. Here's the Cowardly Lion. Bush all the way.
res ipsa loquitur
no way, bush is totally a fly'n monkey. and thru out his presidency that is just how i've imagined him. dick of course is the wicke...
Bwa ha ha ha ha hahh ahah ahaha!! that's they worse looking CGI ever.
No. Not even close.
It is pretty bad, though.
Who's up for Aeon Flux?
Those are some big-ass locusts.
I really do dig that drilling-right-through-people thing.
Eli
I prefer "wrath of khan" style
"You really should wrap your cattle in plastic, like we do up here."
I thought tupperware would have been better. And don't forget to burp the lid.
I prefer "wrath of khan" style
Nah, too subtle.
Maxx's teevee career is just beginning!!!
You have no idea.
I get emails from people I've never heard of telling me how much they love Mr. Plushy.
He is beloved all over the world. Apparently.
I really do dig that drilling-right-through-people thing.
Yeah, locust don't fuck around. I saw it all the time while working in the corn fields.
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Who's up for Aeon Flux?
Feh. Another loud movie.
.
Uh oh.
Some of them are in hiding.
idiots. They don't eat corn. They eat people.
fourlegsgood
OK, I can't see the movie, so I take my clues from the thread here...The corn was hiding from the locusts? Corns?
Lurk...
Speaking of Masters Of Horror, either later tonight or tomorrow I'm going to check out their version of "Dreams In The Witch-House". Stuart Gordon's HPL adaptations tend to leave me cold tho.
Feh. Another loud movie.
You say that like it's a *bad* thing.
Who's up for Aeon Flux?
She's hot, but I think we just saw the whole plot during the commercial.
No fuckin' way was Dorothy a fundie.
You think you'd catch a fundie skipping down the Yellow Brick Road with a bunch of fruits and zoning out on poppies?
No fuckin' way was Dorothy a fundie.
You think you'd catch a fundie skipping down the Yellow Brick Road with a bunch of fruits and zoning out on poppies?
She's hot, but I think we just saw the whole plot during the commercial.
I don't mind.
The DNC will be broke by April
Fred Eper
Your party has been morally bankrupt for years.
And your ass is stuck SO far up your ass, it's a miracle you can breathe.
Piss off!
She's hot, but I think we just saw the whole plot during the commercial.
That'd be my guess.
.
OK, I can't see the movie, so I take my clues from the thread here...The corn was hiding from the locusts? Corns?
They were trying to breed locusts that don't eat corn- they're supposed to eat other bugs.
Unfortunately they prefer humans. And cows.
Unfortunately they prefer humans. And cows.
Mmm... cows...
fourlegsgood
i have 4 beautiful cats, but Maxx kitty is beyond beautiful, IMO
I get emails from people I've never heard of telling me how much they love Mr. Plushy.
That's so cool!!
Grassroots celebrity!!
Just wait 'til he shows up in People's 50 Most Beautiful issue....
Batman Begins is way better than the Burton movies.
S-U-R-R-E-N-D-E-R
D-O-R-O-T-H-Y
I guess the carnivorous locusts are hiding now or something.
Sci Fi marathon tomorrow.
Of their bad movies. Uh oh.
I love that this dreck is letterboxed.
Cuz the widescreen is do important.
.
Sorry - meant to say fred's HEAD was up his ass.
But, hey, his brains are in his ass anyway...........
Why didn't they premier that locust
movie at Passover?
Just asking....
I thought tupperware would have been better. And don't forget to burp the lid.
Burping cows is messy. And if there's one thing I've ever learned from David Lynch--besides that dwarves always speak backwards--is that everybody is better wrapped in plastic.
Unfortunately they prefer humans. And cows.
Mmm... cows...
I thought those were ocelots.
back on topic, decent healthcare for all is wildly popular. why the silence?
Sci Fi marathon tomorrow.
Of their bad movies. Uh oh.
Heh heh heh...
Unfortunately, I have to watch the Giants for a while.
It's like a contractual thing.
Mmm... cows...
I agree with them.
cows are delicious!!
New Rule:
Every mention of Newt Gingrich in the future should include his full title, "Serial Adulterer".
So this post should read:
A completely reasonable and important editorial by Serial Adulterer Newt Gingrich.
Don't worry about revising the post. I have a feeling that we will have many opportunities to use the full title in the future.
Unfortunately they prefer humans. And cows.
Mmm... cows...
Eli
BRAINS!!!!!!
profits produced by clever schemes to minimize risk and leave all the expensive cases to community hospitals and taxpayers.
Whaaaa? Newtie opposed to socializing the risk and privatizing the profit?
He must be BBTL. Good heavens.
I think the locusts are large enough that they might actually make good pets.
I mean, onesies and twosies, of course. A pet swarm would be a bad idea.
If I Were King of the Forrest....
Best musical number ever?
Could be!!!!
Now why do they just eat the skin?
They're leaving all the good parts.
"She's dead Harry, and she's wrapped in plastic..."
Worst. Fake. Preacher. Ever.
He doesn't know where his wife's office is???
whow- was that just a fundie moment in the locust saga?
.
Sci Fi marathon tomorrow.
Of their bad movies. Uh oh.
fourlegsgood
Some of us have work to do, you know.
And we didn't get my laptop yet!
If I Were King of the Forrest....
Best musical number ever?
Quite possibly!
Why didn't they premier that locust
movie at Passover?
Just asking....
Brilliant! Then they could've also cross-marketed Manischewitz Matzos along with it...
Sci Fi marathon tomorrow.
Of their bad movies. Uh oh.
fourlegsgood
Well -- a marathon of their good movies would last about 2 hours, wouldn't it?
And we didn't get my laptop yet!
Uh, oh!
I didn't get mine either.
Fucking tech guys.
You're going to need an entomologist, and a damn good one!
I still liked her better as Darla.
There's something about undead syphilitic 17th. century Virginia prostitutes that turns me on.
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I say Jeff Fahey winds up with the blonde science babe.
So have we pretty much determiend that Gary Ruppert Pupkin = Fred Eper?
res ipsa loquitur
An asshole by any other name........
seriously, my blogmates are cooler than cool.
do it for the children. and for the fact that i think my mom commented on my blog today...scary, but cool.
Batman Begins is way better than the Burton movies.
BlakNo1 | Email | Homepage | 11.12.05 - 9:26 pm | #
Jock itch is better than ones with
Val Kilmer and George Clooney.
The NYT magazine is profiling my boyfriend, George Clooney, tomorrow: Bush-Era Engagé.
this movie is sorta a mix between mad cow disease, cow mutilations and the God.
.
"She's dead Harry, and she's wrapped in plastic..."
"There was a FISH in the the PERCOLATER."
.
Uhh oh.
They're breeding.
Okay, maybe not.
"She's dead Harry, and she's wrapped in plastic..."
Must do that with Jack Nance's accent: "WRAPPED in PLAAASTIC..."
When does the obligatory black guy who's gonna get killed show up?
Hi, back from eating dinner.
.
Do locusts eat kites?
"There was a FISH in the the PERCOLATER."
My hovercraft is...ah, fuck it.
When they clank up that big green
corridor going to see the Wizard...
still kills me after all these years.
cd,
Mother Thersites visits my blog. And metacomments, of course. It's a little weird. She was so proud of her boy when it turned out that he was the top hit when you google "nipplefuck."
yes! eat this little child locusts!
Mwaaha hah ah a!
When does the obligatory black guy who's gonna get killed show up?
They took care of him *before* the movie, actually.
Personally, I think the best Batman adaptation was the Fox animated series. It was surprisingly good.
It's like The Red Balloon...only with a model airplane.
.
They are not gonna kill off the kid.
Damn, yes they are. Holy shit!
These are either really slow locusts, or this kid is a world-class sprinter.
Uhh oh.
They're breeding.
Okay, maybe not.
They're telling secrets.
So, I'm sittin' at the Chinese restaurant and MsNeff says, "what's that on your shirt?"
"Where?"
"Right there, in the middle of your shirt?"
yada-yada-yada I've taped up my chest scar and hope it holds 'til Monday.
Fuck. Crap. I don't have time for this.
.
And the dad just sits there...
Klye quit fucking around, sit down and eat yer dinner!
The DNC isn't being run with nearly the malfeasance that characterizes the federal budget.
And fair numbers of those 45 million people are working, or had health insurance and then lost it. They're you, or your neighbor. And they'll cost you money whether you do it the right way, or the wrong way.
Paging Frank Rich, paging Frank Rich!
Once again.. the fact if that Howard Dean has run the Democrat party into the ground, and they're on the verge of bankruptcy.
And Howard Dean can claim the following state successes under his tenure
STATE DEMOCRATIC EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE OF ALABAMA - $3905 cash on hand
DEMOCRATIC PARTY OF ARKANSAS - $657 cash on hand
DEMOCRATIC PARTY OF OKLAHOMA - $133 cash on hand
DEMOCRATIC PARTY OF SOUTH CAROLINA - $949 cash on hand
Yeah.. that 50 state strategy is awesome
She was so proud of her boy when it turned out that he was the top hit when you google "nipplefuck."
NYMary
Bloggers have....interesting?..metrics
Mom is a cheerleader!!!!
Groovy!
Time to learn to drive, kiddo.
Okay. So they're gonna let the kid see his folks eaten alive.
That's nice.
Always remember: don't fall.
-
Walter -
Gah. Take care.
.
yada-yada-yada I've taped up my chest scar and hope it holds 'til Monday.
Leakage? That's can't be good this late in the game.
My quickie contribution.
Right there, in the middle of your shirt?"
yada-yada-yada I've taped up my chest scar and hope it holds 'til Monday.
Are you bleeding?
Karl, pick a side. HAIR OR NO HAIR.
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Jesus, Walter, are you sure that OUGHTA wait until Monday? I'm no doc, but that really doesn't sound like a good thing.
My quickie contribution.
I'd prefer to see him with a house dropped on him.
Chicago Dyke: Don't change a thing-- you're beautiful. 
My quickie contribution.
Heh heh.
.
Personally, I think the best Batman adaptation was the Fox animated series. It
was surprisingly good.
BlakNo1 | Email | Homepage | 11.12.05 - 9:33 pm | #
Yes!!!!!
The movies don't even come close....
WalterNeff, please take care of yourself.
No leaking. Leave that for the professionals in the WH.
Heh. I hate AOL, but I do like that TMI commercial...
So it looks like half of you are watching The Wizard of Oz. and the other half some locust movie.
I have stopped bleeding.
My quickie contribution.
watertiger
How about 'Miserable Failure' right over the White House?
Please?
Jesus, Walter, are you sure that OUGHTA wait until Monday? I'm no doc, but that really doesn't sound like a good thing.
I think I'm agreeing with that.
I have stopped bleeding.
Well, that's good to know.
Yeah.. that 50 state strategy is awesome
Fred Eper
PROOF, fuckknuckle.
As usual, you are pulling your "facts" out of your ass!
Walter Neff, it's just probably ordinary leakage. My mom had that after her cancer surgery, but it might be a good idea to drive by an emergency room just to get reassured about it.
So it looks like half of you are watching The Wizard of Oz. and the other half some locust movie.
I'm splitting the difference and watching The Wizard of Locusts.
.
So it looks like half of you are watching The Wizard of Oz. and the other half some locust movie.
If I had picture-in-picture...
The Wizard Of Locusts!
Or possibly The Locusts Of Oz.
I have stopped bleeding.
WalterNeff
Good. But be very careful if you're not seeing a doc til monday.
WMTA, spork...
Walter Neff
at least put a call in to the doc....
Oh, and Fred Asshole:
You're naming FOUR states in Jebusland out of FIFTY STATES in the entire US.
Grasping for straws much, slappy?
For those asking for a happy medium between Glinda and the Wicked Witch of the West-I have one for you. She's Princess Ozma, the real ruler of Oz, and she has long green hair.
You had to read at least a few of the books to meet her, but she was wonderful. I bet NYMary remembers her.
Once again.. the fact if that Howard Dean has run the Democrat party into the
ground, and they're on the verge of bankruptcy.
Yeah.. that 50 state strategy is awesome
Fred Eper | 11.12.05 - 9:34 pm | #
Yep, that whole Dem bankruptcy
thing explains why the Repub party
is in terminal meltdown and running
away as fast as possible from a
president whose ratings are toxic.
Wow, this America Brown movie looks very crap.
Once again.. the fact if that Howard Dean has run the Democrat party into the ground, and they're on the verge of bankruptcy.
Dude, once again you've failed to provide proof that the DNC is bankrupt, and you also ignored the fact that state GOP orgs are massively in debt.
Fuck off and die. No, really. You're shit doesn't sell here, or anywhere in the US, where REAL AMERICANS have rejected Bush and his party. My suggestion: buy cases of Cheetos at Costco, start your own blog, surf for porn, then take a few cyanide capsules.
Torture apologist motherfucker.
Jinx you owe me a Coke.
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Another good Batman is the short Dead End. It's a fan made short film with a very good Joker, and a few surprises as well.
WalterNeff
Ummm, can that actually WAIT until Monday?
Yikes.
Walter:
Go and have that seen to ASAP.
Please!
Letsee Democratic party is morally bankrupt.
Republican party started and backed to this day a war that was completely bogus.
Hmmm I can handle morally bankrupt. They can be "Born Again"
The people that the Republicans killed in their fervor cannot.
do it for the children. and for the fact that i think my mom commented on my blog today...scary, but cool.
The first time my mom read my blog I was petrified with fear. She sent me a ten-page e-mail about how to write better and how to avoid swearwords. Dear mom.
This guy looks familiar.
I think they use the same actors in all these movies.
So, who's a better actor, Jeff Fahey, or Dan Cortese?
I've always wondered why they don't combine movies.
Like Dorthy could be skipping through Oz, and then these locust could swarm her and...
Or something like that.
My suggestion: buy cases of Cheetos at Costco, start your own blog, surf for porn, then take a few cyanide capsules.
Torture apologist motherfucker.
NTodd, Homoe Bitch
He needs to get back to his date.
"Pinky" is probably deflating as we speak!
PROOF, fuckknuckle.
As usual, you are pulling your "facts" out of your ass!
Terry C
#1 - Alabama
#2 - Arkansas
Louisiana had elections today. I'm sure that Howard Dean's awesomeness helped a Democrat get elected to be the Deputy Dogcatcher in that state.
Okay, this is my favorite part of the Wizard of Oz.
"I'd turn back if I were you."
#3 - Oklahoma
#4 - South Carolina
So, who's a better actor, Jeff Fahey, or Dan Cortese?
I loathe them both equally.
.
She's Princess Ozma, the real ruler of Oz, and she has long green hair.
Wasn't she also mentioned in Heinlein's "Number of the Beast"?
Well, it's been six weeks, I can't imagine it's serious (I think wounds heal from the inside out); however, I am wondering if this spot right in the middle of the scar is infected. It's difficult to tell, MsNeff thinks it just looks like a really bad kids cut that has had the scab pulled off (like by a shirt button, or something). Anyway, we've covered it and now I'm drinking Pinot and we're gonna watch Batman Returns on the heavy and expensive tv.
.
then take a few cyanide capsules.
Shrill and radical, as usual.
One oughta do it. Bite down hard, though.
I'm rooting for the the eye people.
Once again.. the fact if that Howard Dean has run the Democrat party into the
ground, and they're on the verge of bankruptcy.
Wishful thinking by a delusional fucktard.
Soooo pathetic these days, the trolls!
I do believe in spooks, I do I do I do!!
actually, I really do.
BTW:
I think Fred Eper is Ken Mehlman.
Who else would be throwing around
bogus fund-raising numbers?
Certainly not an amateur troll......
Where is ProfWombat?
Paging ProfWombat!
Patient Neff to see you!
Louisiana had elections today. I'm sure that Howard Dean's awesomeness helped a Democrat get elected to be the Deputy Dogcatcher in that state.
So you're just ignoring VA, NJ, ME, and CA, eh? Denial, motherfucker.
A friend just gave me Batman: Dark Knight Returns, by Frank Miller...
I don't usually read graphic novels, but it's suppose to be really good.
.
Jeff Fahey used to be on a nice career track, then I don't know what happened.
.
Shrill and radical, as usual.
Some people only understand shrill.
How about 'Miserable Failure' right over the White House?
Please?
Oh, ohhhhkay. BRB.
A friend just gave me Batman: Dark Knight Returns, by Frank Miller...
I don't usually read graphic novels, but it's suppose to be really good.
Oh, it is, it is.
I bet NYMary remembers her.
I do indeed.
I also really liked the Raggedy Man and the King of the Gnomes and the Patchwork Girl, and....
Well, you get the idea.
MsNeff thinks it just looks like a really bad kids cut that has had the scab pulled off (like by a shirt button, or something).
Can I sit on it?
I think Fred Eper is Ken Mehlman.
Who else would be throwing around
bogus fund-raising numbers?
The fundraising numbers are real. But just as he tried last time, he's cherrypicking, and ignoring the HUGE DEBT that the GOP orgs have racked up. Par for the course for these assholes.
Dan Cortese is stretching his acting muscles.
It's a sadly funny display.
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Louisiana had elections today. I'm sure that Howard Dean's awesomeness helped a Democrat get elected to be the Deputy Dogcatcher in that state.
D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-I-O-N by trolls.
Truly pathetic how he only counts Jebusland states!
Dark Knight is one of the best graphic novels ever. Watchmen, of course, being the best.
If Fred's name was Fred Epere, it'd be an anagram of "freepered."
Ignore Fred Eper.
Too stupid to live, he is.
A friend just gave me Batman: Dark Knight Returns, by Frank Miller...
I don't usually read graphic novels, but it's suppose to be really good.
Oh, yes.
Hmm...I'll have o dig it out and reread.
.
Dark Knight is one of the best graphic novels ever. Watchmen, of course, being the best.
Yes, and yes.
Frank Rich,
If you are out there, will you please post up your new column?
xxx...Res
Seems to me, if the DNC knows its funding base, that, especially in election season, it's better off using the money than banking it. Results were pretty good last week. And, again, the DNC deficit is non-existent; the Republicans' federal budget is simply malfeasant.
A friend just gave me Batman: Dark Knight Returns, by Frank Miller...
I don't usually read graphic novels, but it's suppose to be really good.
Good lord, it's good. Very, very good. You should also read Arkham Asylum, V for Vendetta, The Watchmen, and Moonshadow (which I think is underrated).
he's cherrypicking, and ignoring the HUGE DEBT that the GOP orgs have racked up. Par for the course for these assholes.
NTodd, Homoe Bitch
Then there's the financial trouble the Christian Coalition is in.
Maybe Ralphie can sell himself to a Saudi sheik to satisfy their creditors.
WalterNeff ...
You appeared in my dream last night.
I think Fred Eper is Ken Mehlman. Who else would be throwing around
bogus fund-raising numbers?
Check the links, those are real numbers for four state parties that are on the verge of bankruptcy.
So you're just ignoring VA, NJ, ME, and CA, eh? Denial, motherfucker.
The Republicans made gains in both states. The combination of Russ Potts and Jerry Kilgore won more votes than Mark Earley. Doug Forrester had a higher percentage than the Republican who ran in 2001.
Maine isn't a concern to me, because their entire delegation is made up of liberals.
As for California, it's not a stunner that Democrat Special Interest money defeated four great ideas.
I also highly recommend The Killing Joke & Arkham Asylum as well, two more great Batman stories.
COOL! Good to see such a positive response about the book.
thanks!
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Let's hope Trooper Jones is a better driver than the ten-year-old...
ahhh, the Batman blog.
Is that cop truly driving an escort?
Ignore Fred Eper.
Too stupid to live, he is.
fourlegsgood
Keep talking about books and movies.
That usually scares off trolls.
That is one fucking big chainsaw.
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Speaking of corrupt republicans, I saw something in the Statesman that tied abramoff to Senator cornyn.
From back when he was AG.
I believe it was reprinted from the WAPO.
HA HA HA HA HAHH AHHHH HAAAAAA!!
res: hard to do by remote control, unless you trained with Bill Frist, who claims that ability.
I also highly recommend The Killing Joke & Arkham Asylum as well, two more great Batman stories.
Again, yes.
It looked like the kid was having some kind of vision or something.
And now I think I'll go pop some popcorn and drink spork's Coke.
COOL! Good to see such a positive response about the book.
It's excellent.
#3 - Oklahoma
#4 - South Carolina
You're so high. Oklahoma blows this year. And the Gamecocks looked good against Florida, but they're just not #4.
USC, Texas, Miami, LSU. Moron.
res:
Shhhhhsssh: Everyone will want some.
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As for California, it's not a stunner that Democrat Special Interest money defeated four great ideas.
Oh, too stupid to live is right.
This shithead has bought into all the Limbaugh lingo!
Meanwhile in other news..
Howard Dean has REFUSED to have an interview on Meet the Press next to Ken Mehlman
No god-damn airbags in that SUV?
COme on!
Plus, the front end had no damage. Crack up the fucking truck! screw the CGI budget!
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I get emails from people I've never heard of telling me how much they love Mr. Plushy.
It's not just his looks, it's his personality.
The Republicans made gains in both states.
No, they didn't. Dems gained in the leg, and of course won the Gov.
You are a loser in denial.
Howard Dean has REFUSED to have an interview on Meet the Press next to Ken Mehlman
Proof, please!
USC, Texas, Miami, LSU. Moron.
Texas just looked silly great today.
It was ridiculous. Young only played the first half.
Shhhhhsssh: Everyone will want some.
WalterNeff ...
No way I'm sharing any of that.
Meanwhile in other news..
Howard Dean has REFUSED to have an interview on Meet the Press next to Ken Mehlman
And?
I always wanted to know why the witch's guards were wearing dresses.
Skippy suggests that it's time to play BOMBS Away...
Terrorist Sympathizer. You are encouraged to play too!
Read Skippy's Post.
--mf
Howard Dean has REFUSED to have an interview on Meet the Press next to Ken Mehlman
And Ken Mehlman has REFUSED to admit he's a gay Republican!
Terry, ignore it, remember?
Maine isn't a concern to me
Those folks don't give a fuck about you either, loser.
Don't you have to get back to your snuff film now?
Howard Dean has REFUSED to have an interview on Meet the Press next to Ken Mehlman
Only if Ken promises to keep his hands to himself
Don't you have to get back to your snuff film now?
Is he the "featured performer"?
Okay, Batman time - 'night all.
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the fact if that Howard Dean has run the Democrat party into the ground, and they're on the verge of bankruptcy.
a) I DON'T CARE.
b) THE ONLY REASON I COULD POSSIBLY CARE that Howard Dean might be spending the party into the ground is that YOU SEEM TO BE UPSET ABOUT IT.
In which case I say, GO HOWARD.
c) MOREOVER, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. NOBODY BELIEVES YOU. YOU'RE UGLY, and the fat-assed, smelly, diseased bus stop blowjob princess you call your mother DRESSES YOU FUNNY. NOBODY LIKES YOU, AND NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.
d) If I KNEW any facts, I SURE AS SHIT wouldn't waste them on you, you syphilitic, parasite-infested, bastard child of a crack whore welfare queen.
e) nobody is interested in having an intelligent discussion with you, because WE DON'T LIKE YOU. You're a stupid son of a bitch with no original ideas and nothing to offer, and we'd much rather spend our time having trivial discussions about WINE and CATS than have anything to do with you, because you are a RUDE FUCKHEAD who has NOTHING to SAY.
NOW FUCK OFF.
Uh oh!!
plushy-porn alert!!
*That* was an awkward interlude.
"I need help!"
And... Scene.
It is bizarre to dream about people here (especially, of course, when you have never met them). To date, I have dreamed about, let's see, leaving my 17-year-old in Thers' and NYMary's care, and seeing WalterNeff in his yard, flashing very bright, white teeth. I refuse to speculate on either.
Bad dreams about Creepy Jesus don't count.
Howard Dean has REFUSED to have an interview on Meet the Press next to Ken
Mehlman
Fred Eper | 11.12.05 - 9:48 pm | #
Good.
No Dems should ever go on Fox.
Shut the bastards down......
Hey Walter:
Me, I'd get it looked at tomorrow, but at 6 wks it probably (not definitely) isn't too scary...and I'd call your doc tonight. That's why they pay him the big bucks.
Newt STILL has funky hair!
And this is a surreal helicopter powwow as well...
Darren Aronofsky should direct a movie version of Arkham Asylum.
I suppose there is some fascinating way that the GOP losing a seat in the NJ assembly represents a "gain."
It must have something to do with genetically modified locusts.
Anal Roberts | Email | 11.12.05 - 9:52 pm | #
This guy has a weird looking head.
flory,
here ya go.
It is bizarre to dream about people here (especially, of course, when you have
never met them). To date, I have dreamed about, let's see, leaving my
17-year-old in Thers' and NYMary's care, and seeing WalterNeff in his yard,
flashing very bright, white teeth. I refuse to speculate on either.
Bad dreams about Creepy Jesus don't count.
Silleigh | Email | 11.12.05 - 9:52 pm | #
What am I, chopped liver?
Walter, I think my FIL had problems with an infected scar after heart surgery. I would at least call the doctor.
No Dems should ever go on Fox.
Uh...MTP is on NBC, simels. And aren't you supposed to be ignoring the trolls so you can get The Kiss?
I also really liked the Raggedy Man and the King of the Gnomes and the Patchwork Girl, and....
You're a Baumhead.
Oh, yes, and I do hope that your library had beautifully preserved copies from 1905, as did mine.
I suppose there is some fascinating way that the GOP losing a seat in the NJ assembly represents a "gain."
Don't you have to get back to your snuff film now?
Is he the "featured performer"?
Eli |
I hope he's the Snuffee.
So when you put in a call to Washington about carnivorous crazed locust, they get right on the ball?!?!?
.
I always wanted to know why the witch's guards were wearing dresses.
fourlegsgood
Airflow.
Why does Karen Hughes look like Abe Vigoda?
res: hard to do by remote control, unless you trained with Bill Frist, who claims that ability.
I wasn't actually serious. I was going to put the name "Bill Frist" in the NAME field, but I pressed "publish" too quickly.
flory,
here ya go.
Not to quibble, but the letters should be in smoke.
In e-mails, consultant claims link to Cornyn
Christian Coalition leader says he influenced effort to shut casinos.
http://www.statesman.com/
metrost...9601410025.html
WASHINGTON -- Former Christian Coalition director Ralph Reed claimed in a 2001 e-mail to a lobbyist that he choreographed John Cornyn's efforts as Texas attorney general to shut down an East Texas Indian tribe's casino.
The lobbyist was Jack Abramoff, who is under federal investigation, along with his partner Michael Scanlon, on allegations of defrauding six Indian tribes of about $80 million from 2001 to 2004. The e-mail, along with about a dozen others, was released last week as part of the investigation.
In 2001, Abramoff was working as a lobbyist for the Coushatta Tribe of Louisiana to prevent rival gaming casinos from siphoning off its Texas customers. He paid Reed as a consultant, and Reed lobbied to get the Alabama-Coushatta and Tigua casinos closed in Texas.
In the Nov. 30, 2001, e-mail, Reed told Abramoff that 50 pastors led by Ed Young, of Second Baptist Church in Houston, would meet with Cornyn to urge him to shut down the Alabama-Coushatta tribe's casino near Livingston. He said Young would back up the request in writing.
"We have also choreographed Cornyn's response. The AG will state that the law is clear, talk about how much he wants to avoid repetition of El Paso (where the Tigua casino was) and pledge to take swift action to enforce the law," Reed wrote. "He will also personally hand Ed Young a letter that commits him to take action in Livingston."
Ahh, but Steve, I DAYdream about you, darlin'.
MTP is on NBC
The Timmeh The GOP Bitch Show
And Ken Mehlman has REFUSED to admit he's a gay Republican!
res ipsa loquitur | 11.12.05 - 9:51 pm | #
Comedy gold, kiddo!!!!!
And this is a surreal helicopter powwow as well...
Great dialogue.
"There's a plague of locusts in Idaho."
"In Idaho?"
"We believe they were genetically modified."
"Genetically modified?"
"By a company named Simmonsgene."
"Simmonsgene?"
"Do you always reply in the form of a question?"
"A question?"
Airflow.
Aha!!
And why didn't Dorothy just throw the hourglass out the window?
Why does Karen Hughes look like Abe Vigoda?
spinoza
Abe dresses better.
REFUSED to admit he's a gay Republican!
But he'll show ya.
.
Sssshhh, he's meditating.
we'd much rather spend our time having trivial discussions about WINE and CATS than have anything to do with you, because you are a RUDE FUCKHEAD who has NOTHING to SAY.
NOW FUCK OFF.
don't forget Batman.
"Why does Karen Hughes look like Abe Vigoda?"
I always thot she looked more like John Lithgow in drag doing one of his prissy faces.
Sill,
We'd hardly notice another kid, really.
Sweet Sue,
I suspect they were reproductions, but they were in hardcover and had those fabulous art nouveau illustrations.
Uh...MTP is on NBC, simels. And aren't you supposed to be ignoring the trolls so
you can get The Kiss?
NTodd, Homoe Bitch | Email | Homepage | 11.12.05 - 9:55 pm | #
Ooops.
That was the elitist chardonnay
talking.
In e-mails, consultant claims link to Cornyn
Christian Coalition leader says he influenced effort to shut casinos.
Yeppers.
that's the story I was too lazy to link to a little while ago.
I always thot she looked more like John Lithgow in drag doing one of his prissy faces.
Third rock from the dim-son?
"lordy, don't leave me, all by myself"
name that song and i'll buy you a coke. hint: it's post 2002.
I have stopped bleeding.
WalterNeff | Email | Homepage | 11.12.05 - 9:37 pm | #
well, that's normal. i'd worry if it'd been more than 7 days. do you douche? or use pads? i assume you take iron. and b-vits. and eat steak (raw/rare). that helps. also: motrin.
"never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die." somehow, i take comfort in this maxim. and hope you don't trust me, ever.
Not to quibble, but the letters should be in smoke.
dude. i'm just figuring out photoshop, 'kay? cut me a little slack.
and these days, the brooms are much more advanced, with cleaning emitting fumes.
Why does Karen Hughes look like Abe Vigoda?
spinoza
Abe Vigoda was in makeup. He really looks much better otherwise
I feel like locust tonight, locust tonight.
Looks like mini-lobster, taste like chicken.
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I always thot she looked more like John Lithgow in drag doing one of his prissy faces.
patrick swayze. manhands down.
I'm mmmmmmmmmellllltttting....
What a world!
What a world!
dude. i'm just figuring out photoshop, 'kay? cut me a little slack.
and these days, the brooms are much more advanced, with cleaning emitting fumes.
Okay. I think there is a smoke effect though.
You're right, gary. Engaging with trolls on either side of the spectrum is so much more productive than pleasant conversation with fellow liberals.
and these days, the brooms are much more advanced, with cleaning emitting fumes.
But the carbon-scrubbers really cut down on the milage.
.
I wish we could throw water on the rethugs and get them to melt.
patrick swayze. manhands down.
Hands full. Popcorn.
Find To Wong Foo pics.
Third rock from the dim-son?
Abe Vigoda lives in my hood.
I see him and the similarly
sepulchural Mrs. Vigoda on the
street all the time.
I think I needs some popcorn.
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Sssshhh, he's meditating.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
we'd much rather spend our time having trivial discussions about WINE and CATS than have anything to do with you, because you are a RUDE FUCKHEAD who has NOTHING to SAY.
Dude, it's A FUCKING BLOG. And all you do is BITCH and SPECULATE about what the Dems MAY OR MAY NOT DO OR SAY OR FEEL. How 'bout you get a blow job, have a drink, or whatever relaxes you. Start your own blog. Then stick a needle in both your eyes. Oh, but don't forget to chop the fingers off your typing hand first. Stupid mother fucker.
watertiger -
Try some gaussian blur on your text layer.
.
Karen Hughes as Patrick Swayze had me spewing my beverage when you posted that, Watertiger...
I still like Big boy Hughes...
-mf
I'm mmmmmmmmmellllltttting....
What a world!
What a world!
res ipsa loquitur
I wish that would happen to Mann Coulter.
A better world
A better world
and
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Did anyone else notice what a terrorist sympathizer Bill O'Reilly is?
Did anyone else notice what a terrorist sympathizer Bill O'Reilly is?
Or maybe the blur tool.
Quick and dirty.
.
OMG, watertiger is right!
That was the elitist chardonnay
talking.
PineSol drinking, screwtop wearing elitist bastard.
In e-mails, consultant claims link to Cornyn
Christian Coalition leader says he influenced effort to shut casinos.
Yeppers.
that's the story I was too lazy to link to a little while ago.
It's amazing just how many of levels of corruption there is to that Abramoff scandal. In the end, I think it might do more damage to the Republican party than all the other stuff put together.
here ya go.
watertiger
Wheeeee!!!!
Thanks, WT!
that calls for another glass of wine!
Drive by:
Left a voice mail with doc. Thanks, Prof.
now back to Batman Returns - he just kicked some ninja ass.
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Yeah, now that I look at the pic, Swayze definitely.
I always thot she looked more like John Lithgow in drag doing one of his prissy faces.
"World According to Garp."
Imagine the millions of dollars in legal fees that R's and their organizations are now and will be paying to try to keep their skanky white asses out of jail. Abramoff and his wake alone will provide vacations abroad and braces for trial lawyers' kids for years to come. Ohio and Illinois criminal acandals will drain R legal expense dough at small country GDP rates. Mostly in vain, I hope.
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special hospitals for dumping soon to be ex-spouses? i'm sure ol' newter is in favor of such.
-J.T.
Howard the Coward doesn't surprise me with his unwillingness to face Ken Mehlman. Dean has been smearing Mehlman for months
Left a voice mail with doc. Thanks, Prof.
Good. Better safe than sorry.
Karen Hughes as Patrick Swayze
We almost rented a place down the street from Man hands house in Austin a couple years ago. I could have pretended to be a winger and given you guys updates.
Well at least we know who carries cog's luggage now.
It's amazing just how many of levels of corruption there is to that Abramoff scandal. In the end, I think it might do more damage to the Republican party than all the other stuff put together.
Richard
The gift that keeps on giving.
Fuck off Eper, you are boring.
The GOP is imploding. Its over. Get used to it.
Why does Karen Hughes look like Abe Vigoda?
spinoza
Abe Vigoda was in makeup. He really looks much better otherwise
bill
Abe's make-up looked better, I'll bet.
None of these Repug wimmen know how to use make-up correctly (or sparingly).
And they can't dress to save their lives!
We almost rented a place down the street from Man hands house in Austin a couple years ago. I could have pretended to be a winger and given you guys updates.
You'd probably be dead from the constant projectile vomiting.
"And remember, my sentimental friend,
a heart is not judged by how much
you love, but by how much your are
loved."
Apparently, the Beatles saw that
movie.....
Left a voice mail with doc.
Well, I feel better now. See, good medical advice has a ripple effect or something.
The gift that keeps on giving.
I have a friend in the media who is hot on the story.
They say the abramoff deal is gonna get Tom Delay for sure.
Pass the popcorn.
In the end, I think it might do more damage to the Republican party than all the other stuff put together.
I think its going to turn out that the Abramoff thing IS all the other stuff.
Okay, obligatory social conscience scene.
FUCKING STOP IT!!
Fuck or something.
howard dean doesn't have too much work to do if i'm reading this correctly...even south carolina's support for the pRez is slipping...
http://www.surveyusa.com/
50State...rtedbyState.htm
You all remind me of the Iraqi Propaganda Minister
This is getting ridiculous. When is Atrios finally going to blogroll me?
Where Karen Hughes shops for her clothes:
http://www.kingsizedirect.com/ki...id=01&
wt.srch=1
spork, you know your photoshop shit.
'course, it's probably not smoky enuf fer some people... 
They say the abramoff deal is gonna get Tom Delay for sure.
Yep. He's the bagman. Always get the bagman first.
but they were in hardcover and had those fabulous art nouveau illustrations.
And, do you remember how the first letter of each chapter was so big and ornate, like those prayerbooks of old?
So beautiful. You'll have fun introducing Rosie to the Oz series-they made me a feminist.
Good night.
Don't know what's with the time on this comment-it's five past ten.
'course, it's probably not smoky enuf fer some people...
No, that's fabulous!
"And remember, my sentimental friend,
a heart is not judged by how much
you love, but by how much your are
loved."
Apparently, the Beatles saw that
movie.....
So did the Nylons.
The troll shit has gotten deep!
Why aren't they wearing helmets or something?
watertiger -
Where's the witch?
{runs away]
Nicely done!
.
Um, excuse me? Why aren't the locusts eating them?
Um, FRANK RICH?!?!?!
Are you out there?
If so, would you puh-leeeze post your little 'ole column?
You all remind me of the Iraqi Propaganda Minister
You remind me of the Iraqi Projection Minister.
Those are some bigass larvae...
Oh gross.
Gigantic larvae.
I told you guys they were breeding.
"Um, excuse me? Why aren't the locusts eating them?"
The locusts are following the script. They have no creative control.
I don't think the guns will work against a swarm of mutant locusts.
.
Um, excuse me? Why aren't the locusts eating them?
maybe they're full.
BURN EM!
That's gonna be trouble.
.
This is getting ridiculous. When is Atrios finally going to blogroll me?
You have to blow him, just like the rest of us.
'course, it's probably not smoky enuf fer some people...
Well, I thought it was beeyootiful in its original form.
This is just gilding the lily.
"You all remind me of the Iraqi Propaganda Minister"
Awwwwwwwwww, why?
Cuz we don't wike your preznit????
I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS YOU NEEDED HELMETS.
For the love of god.
Don't cross the streams!!!
I don't think the guns will work against a swarm of mutant locusts.
If it's an American movie, guns always work.
He blowed up real good.
.
I'll be damned, I just saw the copy/paste tool at work in the CGI.
Nice guys.
.
Great impression of Simels. Now, do Wiggum.
This locust movie isn't very good.
The gift that keeps on giving.
The beauty of it is that the Abramoff investigations are only just now kicking into high gear. This may actually be the comparative "calm before the storm" for the rethugs.
Okay. That made no sense.
They had science guy and girl down, why didn't the eat them?
You have to blow him, just like the rest of us.
*That's* what I've been doing wrong.
You know it's too warm here in Texas for this time of year when you still got them damned sugar ants in the house.
"I'll be damned, I just saw the copy/paste tool at work in the CGI."
The present's version of the mike dipping into the picture.
This locust movie isn't very good.
I'll say.
Even the eatage is second rate. 
Richard - All you wanted to know about Abramoff:
http://www.madcowprod.com/10272005.htm
abromoff is a Democrat double agent....
after all the republican riff raff are caught in his web and put in the pokey, President Mark Warner will issue patriot Abramoff a pardon.
And remember, my sentimental friend,
a heart is not judged by how much
you love, but by how much your are
loved."
Apparently, the Beatles saw that
movie.....
And in the end
the love you take
is equal to
the love you make
- The Beatles, The End, 1969
This locust movie isn't very good
You go with the locust movie you have, etc., etc.
They had science guy and girl down, why didn't the eat them?
Genetically modified carnivorous locusts don't eat people with advanced degrees.
Everyone knows that.
"This locust movie isn't very good."
You actually had expectations?
This locust movie isn't very good.
Frankly, It's boring me.
I should have read a book instead. But I'm here now.
[shrug]
.
I love that the Abramoff web has got Cornyn stuck in it.
hee hee.
Oh joy, the Little Sociopath(TM) is
here, pretending to be all folksy
and all.
Everyone knows that.
Oh, I forgot.
when you still got them damned sugar ants in the house.
So give Tom DeLay a call.
Patent issued for anti-gravity device
http://www.sciencedaily.com/upi/
...antigravity.xml
WASHINGTON, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- The U.S. patent office has reportedly granted a patent for an anti-gravity device -- breaking its rule to reject inventions that defy the laws of physics.
etc.
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Bush pioneer no doubt.
-
The greatest dangers arise when doctors have a direct financial interest in a specialty hospital.
Read: Bill Frist, who could've been used as a cautionary tale in this article were Gingrich not a Republican.
I should have read a book instead. But I'm here now.
You're hooked! You have to see how it turns out!
Where is this locust movie?
On cable?
--mf
Where is this locust movie?
On cable?
Sci-Fi Channel.
As of a month only in Alaska, Idaho, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Utah and Wyoming do more people approve of Bush than disapprove...
The Georgia/Auburn game is reasonably entertaining. I'm switching back & forth.
The locusts have a swarming defense but I think they're vulnerable to a little play action.
As of a month only in Alaska, Idaho, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Utah and Wyoming do more people approve of Bush than disapprove...
The Axis Of Stupid.
It wasn't a dream! It was a place! And you, and you, and you, and you were there!
Was I too hard on Mulkin?
Oh Bugger...
I'm cable-free, since 2003.
-mf
I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS YOU NEEDED HELMETS.
helmet on, reynolds triple ply-extra
Wow, the science babe is self-aware enough to wonder why she wasn't eaten.
Ballard likes his leather.
.
"Military-grade pesticide"?
You're hooked! You have to see how it turns out!
I predict that the best-looking man and the best-looking woman conquer the locusts and go off to have sweaty, dirty, post-locust infestation sex.
But then I'm not really watching the movie.
I love that the Abramoff web has got Cornyn stuck in it.
Like TBogg, I'm against torture, unless we can use it on Cornyn, Rove, and Scooter to find out what they know.
Being a fine patriot, I will volunteer, free of charge, to hook up the battery cables to their testicles. I think 220 volts would do it.
"Military-grade pesticides"?
.
As of a month only in Alaska, Idaho, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Utah and Wyoming do more people approve of Bush than disapprove...
The Axis Of Stupid.
People who believe Bush didn't lie the country into war are dangerously unhinged and out of the American mainstream.
It wasn't a dream! It was a place! And you, and you, and you, and you were
there!
res ipsa loquitur | 11.12.05 - 10:19 pm | #
Did you ever see that great commercial
for the second season of TWIN PEAKS
where they did a parody of that?
It was priceless....
Oh, an actual football game.
Instead of the rout I watched this afternoon.
Dammit, Eli!
.
Was I too hard on Mulkin?
sadly not hard enuf
I predict that the best-looking man and the best-looking woman conquer the locusts and go off to have sweaty, dirty, post-locust infestation sex.
Well, they're already a couple, so there's really not a whole lot of will-they-hook-up suspense.
Good thing the locust storyline is so compelling.
"I'm just trying to work this step-by-step"?
What is that supposed to mean?
Dammit, Eli!
I want that Coke back.
So give Tom DeLay a call.
Tom DeLay's in the movie?
Why don't they use the pheromone trap?
Why does the military need super powerful pesticides?
How am I supposed to take a guy named "Colt" seriously?
Tom DeLay's in the movie?
Billions of him.
Thers - Who do you think will win if it comes down to TX/USC?
What are these crazy locust up to?
uh oh UD 66!!!!
.
Bath time until new sheets.
I'm reading the latest George R.R. Martin: "A Feast For Crows." It is DEFINATELY up to snuff so far!
-mf
Why does the military need super powerful pesticides?
To kill the poppy bugs in Afghanistan.
Der.
Pesticides wouldn't kill poppies.
Herbicides, however...
.
Thers - Who do you think will win if it comes down to TX/USC?
Texas.
I think Vince Young is unstoppable.
"Give me another option!"
"Have you tried singing them anything from "Phantom of the Opera"?
Well, they're already a couple, so there's really not a whole lot of will-they-hook-up suspense.
Maybe some Nick and Nora Charles banter?
You have to blow him, just like the rest of us.
*That's* what I've been doing wrong.
You know, I blogrolled you a long time ago...
whoooo got a big storm coming at me. Live in one of those reynolds wrap chataue's. luckily it's the only one around and not enough to be a tornado magnet.
http://www.crh.noaa.gov/radar/lo...r/
si.ksgf.shtml
Why don't they use the pheromone trap?
I was wondering that too, but I was too busy eating popcorn, and then I got distracted by the whole burning "Why aren't the locusts eating the people in their lair?" question.
The military didn't use this super pesticide on the Afghanistan opium fields because it's dangerous?
Not because you usually don't pesticides that kill bugs to kill plants?
I'm reading the latest George R.R. Martin: "A Feast For Crows." It is DEFINATELY up to snuff so far!
Crap. I haven't even ordered mine yet.
OOOOOH, a clown. I hope the locusts eat him.
Newt Gingrich = gibbering maniac
Look at all the happy smiling people.
They have no idea that their lives are about to change...
FOREVER!!!
Why does the military need super powerful pesticides?
Because the Bugs GASSED THEIR OWN PEOPLE!
Locust enjoy the occasional amusement park.
.
I'm probably going to have locust nightmares tonight, thanks to you characters.
I must say, however, that you folks are getting really good at this live blogging stuff.
I love this photo caption:
Nearly three out of four Canadians have an unfavorable view of US President George W. Bush, seen here on November 11, and 38 percent consider him more dangerous than Al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden, according to a new poll.
I think Vince Young is unstoppable.
Most of the time, but he had a hard time against Notre Dame (wasn't it ND?).
Ohhhh, there's eating their eyeballs.
Excellent.
night, moonbats. happy dreams, sex, drug moments, and all the rest to you all.
it's time for dancing.
Pesticides wouldn't kill poppies.
Wait... Poppies aren't bugs?
Did you see that! It was the lead locust!
He had death in his eye.
.
Laaaame.
.
Ooo! That was awesome!
I'm hot for NTODD!
There, I said it...
I love this photo caption:
Nearly three out of four Canadians have an unfavorable view of US President George W. Bush, seen here on November 11, and 38 percent consider him more dangerous than Al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden, according to a new poll.
watertiger
God, I love the Canadians
"Military-grade pesticide"?
Eli
Sarin gas?
It's like Hitchcock's "The Birds," only without the suspense, brilliant directing, or cool special effects.
Or Tippi Hedren and her mod outfits.
I had to rewind to see the kid get the locust through the neck again.
oh wait, is it loci?
.
Most of the time, but he had a hard time against Notre Dame (wasn't it ND?).
They didn't play Notre Dame this year.
That was USC that struggled.
Maybe Brownie is in charge of the USDA.
.
One of t'crossbeam's gone out of skew on the treadle!
The collateral damage will be devastating!!!
Shorter version of tonight's THE
BELTWAY BOYS with Fred Barnes
and Morton Kondracke:
Bush didn't lie!
The Democrats are lying about Bush
and the war!
Barbra Streisand is nuts!
The French have confirmed Bush
didn't lie!
The French riots are being run by
Al-Qaeda! It's a clash of cultures!!
Criticize the war, and you're some
kind of crazy traitor!!!!
Have I left anything out?
Ohhhh, there's eating their eyeballs.
Thers is *what*?
Bad! Bad Thers!
Remember "Land of the Lost"--the Saturday morning show? I always thought the Sleestaks looked like locust.
I'm surprised the sci-fi channel hasn't remade "Night of the Lepus"...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069...005/
plotsummary
Cole Hillman's Arizona ranch is plagued with 'mongrel' rabbits, and he wants to employ an ecologically sound control method. As a favor to college benefactor Hillman, college president Elgin Clark calls in zoologist Roy Bennett to help. Bennett immediately begins injecting rabbits with hormones and genetically mutated blood in an effort to develop a method of disrupting rabbit reproduction. One of the test subjects escapes, resulting in a race of bloodthirsty, wolf-sized, man-, horse-, and cow-eating bunnies. Eventually the National Guard is called in for a final showdown with the terrorizing rabbits.
Memorable quote...
Officer Lopez (over the loudspeakers at a Drive-In): Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!
Or Tippi Hedren and her mod outfits.
Or Rod Taylor and his...
I got nothin'.
.
flg - You're right. My bad. Maybe it was Miami.
Ack.
Damned fingers. I was diverted by plushy porn.
oh those outfits are sorta "good" ninja style.
.
Officer Lopez (over the loudspeakers at a Drive-In): Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!
I loved the pathetic attempts to make rabbits look scary. It. Cannot. Be. Done.
One of t'crossbeam's gone out of skew on the treadle!
I don't understand what you're saying.
.
Was I too hard on Mulkin?
elmo
Hell, no!
I wish I could administer a good swift kick to the ass myself.
RUN COWS!
.
I'm hot for NTODD!
WHOOHOO! If you had a blog, I'd blogroll you.
The locusts are kinda cute! I really think the whole pet idea could totally work.
Why do liberals hate the free market so much?
Toodles!
Those cows don't look all that alarmed.
.
Obviously, they didn't attack Vicky or Colt because they had the smell of sex still on them.
The cows seem rather... unalarmed.
The pesticides make them stronger!!!
OMG!
Pesticide makes them stronger?
It's like Hitchcock's "The Birds," only without the suspense, brilliant directing, or cool special effects.
Or Tippi Hedren and her mod outfits.
I'll bet you're now as emotionally scarred as Tippi was, though...
Bush didn't lie!
The Democrats are lying about Bush
and the war!
Barbra Streisand is nuts!
The French have confirmed Bush
didn't lie!
The French riots are being run by
Al-Qaeda! It's a clash of cultures!!
Criticize the war, and you're some
kind of crazy traitor!!!!
Apparently, that's where our trolls get their talking points.
If it's an American movie, guns always work.
NYMary
The .38 Special didn't do much for that cop against the tyrannosaurus rex thingie in The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms. I still have nightmares about that cop getting eaten.
http://lavender.fortunecity.com/...ges/
bf2f013.jpg
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Pesticides make the locusts *stronger*?
Wha??? Is this Locust Popeye or something?
I don't have a blog, but I have a log.
Is that crude?
Thers - Who do you think will win if it comes down to TX/USC?
USC.
Fucking cows with be the DEATH of this country.
.
otay, I was trying to edumacate myself on the history channel. Now I gotta watch the bugs movie.
Why do liberals hate the free market so much?
Toodles!
Mitzi Faufum
Even the parody trolls are tiresome these days.
And the truth? Facts? Why do you hate? What profit it you to bring on the bias? Perahps victory for our enemies? Thought so. Liberals have such contempt for our nation and its values.
Okay, locusts are eating the pilot's head.
That was gross.
And these idiots STILL aren't wearing headgear of any kind. Strange.
Locust bring down chopper.
Now there is nothing left to stand in their way.
.
I think they should have laced the cows with herbicide.
I'll bet you're now as emotionally scarred as Tippi was, though...
I'm sitting here, staring at the teebee, slackjawed and twitching.
And these idiots STILL aren't wearing headgear of any kind. Strange.
Headgear makes them *stronger*!
Will radiation kill the locusts? Or make them stronger? Flamethrowers?
Ummm, couldn't the same arguments be made employing Gringrich's logic for establishing national universal health insurance, period? He's bascially saying that cherry-picking risk results in private profits for some and socialized costs for others. Universal health insurance blasts all of that away. He's made the best argument for a nationanl health insurance program that anyone's advanced in years. I bet he doesn't even know it.
What profit it you to bring on the bias? Perahps victory for our enemies?
Huh?
I think their stupidity has entered its final stage.
Liberals such as Barbra Streisland, ARE nuts. We all notice. Liberals keep defending her like a Goddess or Saint. Look, WE ARE AT WAR WITH ISLAM.
Toodles.
Have I left anything out?
steve simels
The obligatory Clenis™ reference?
Bad! Bad Thers!
No Gloria Estefan references, plz.
I'm sitting here, staring at the teebee, slackjawed and twitching.
But on you it looks good.
I think they should have laced the cows with herbicide.
You know that leads to cow terrorists.
.
flg - Arg. Googled. It was Ohio in the second game I'm thinking off.
I think Vince Young is unstoppable.
Lets hope so...
I loves me a good American drag wueen with a good American drag queen name like Mitzi Faufum.
Hey sweetie come suck on my decadent liberal love stick!
You know that leads to cow terrorists.
It would make the cows strong enough to fight off the locusts.
Flamethrowers pissed em off!!
.
Couldn't they just nuke Idaho?
Or would that make the locusts stronger, too?
.
Headgear makes them *stronger*!
And these bugs are flame retardant!
Thers, you're not watching the Boston College game? Shame on you!
The cows hate us for our freedom.
.
Remember "Land of the Lost"--the Saturday morning show? I always thought the Sleestaks looked like locust.
Don't forget that Enik was good!
Or would that make the locusts stronger, too?
EVERYTHING makes them stronger!!!
AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!
I think the only solution is to feed them steroids.
the Sleestaks looked like locust.
piegrrrl
They were lizards, tasted like alligator.
But on you it looks good.
It's only because I teased up my hair into a bouffant.
which, given this crowd, probably sounds dirty.
Why do evangelical Christians hate
agnostics, atheists, deists, Jews,
Catholics, Unitarians, muslims, and
...uh....oh yeah,....WOMEN!!!
Just wondering.
flg - Arg. Googled. It was Ohio in the second game I'm thinking off.
Right, but he didn't lose his cool.
And he's gotten better since then.
Vince Young struggled against Ohio State. Fast linebackers like OSU's can contain a mobile QB, & USC has those.
It's hard to tell, though, because there aren't very many good defenses in either the Big XII or the Pac 10. But USC still seems to me to have the better D and that's what you go with in a one game final.
And these bugs are flame retardant!
Ahem. I think you mean flame-mentally-challenged. Or at least flame-special.
and I for one welcome out locust overloads...
.
I still have nightmares about that cop getting eaten.
Mmmmmmm...cops!
My nominees for the scariest scenes from 50's sci-fi movies are the spider vs. man death struggle from "the Incredible Shrinking Man" and the "help me!" scene from "the Fly".
Come on, liberals! Give me some FACTS! Then we can debate, without all the childish mudslinging that you liberals call reasoned discourse. Otherwise, I don't want to talk to you and you have my undying contempt.
So does America.
Toodles!
It's only because I teased up my hair into a bouffant.
Actually, I'm kinda picturing you calling your hair a big poopyhead.
Can't watch bug movies. Even the really ridiculous Spider movie with Joan Collins. don't want to watch a locust movie because the sound the cicadas make in Houston every August makes you believe they could take over the city--it's deafening
What? He didn't request tactical nukes?
Pussy.
Oooh -- Thers, just remembered your field trip today to the bookstore, and went hunting for the results. Good work and a big thank-you (and I'll chip in for a case of Emetrol if you need it).
I believe in the Middle East when the locusts attack, they just bury them in trenches.
OH MAN, SEND IN THE CHRISTIANS!!
SEND IN THE CHRISTIANS!!
SEND IN THE CHRISTIANS!!
.
Vince Young could be the one to do it (and I hope he is).
Or it could go down like Mike Vick's VaTech team back in his soph year- plenty of individual highlights, but eventually the bad guys pull away.
Look, WE ARE AT WAR WITH ISLAM.
Barbra is a Muslim?
Does James Brolin know?
What? He didn't request tactical nukes?
Pussy.
Hey, if pesticides make them stronger, just *think* what nukes would do. I wouldn't chance it.
I say feed them the goofy preacher.
It's only because I teased up my hair into a bouffant.
which, given this crowd, probably sounds dirty.
watertiger | Email | Homepage | 11.12.05 - 10:36 pm | #
I can't tell you how much I wish
you had gone to high school with me.
Nukes!
It's about time!
.
Was I too hard on Mulkin?
elmo
Heh heh. He said "hard on".
Nukes!
It's about time!
No, still just super-pesticides.
Thers, you're not watching the Boston College game? Shame on you!
hee hee. When the Jesuits went up by 10 I left. BC should have had that Ryan kid in all season.
But USC still seems to me to have the better D and that's what you go with in a one game final.
I don't know. I'm thinking Young is a game changer all on his own.
And the texas D is pretty good.
those flamethrowers are pretty weak. what, they have like a 5 ft. range?
.
WE ARE AT WAR WITH ISLAM.
Bush hearts Islam...
http://www.electablog.com/oharm.html
It's a fundie treat!
.
Come on, liberals! Give me some FACTS! Then we can debate, without all the childish mudslinging that you liberals call reasoned discourse. Otherwise, I don't want to talk to you and you have my undying contempt.
Fact: no WMD in Iraq.
Fact: the vast majority of Americans think Bush lied.
Fact: Bush is the unpopular leader of a corrupt party.
Let's dance, you parody bitch.
Acrididae Awards
Best Supporting Locust goes to ?
Oh, great. He keeps praying while the locusts eat him.
Now *that's* dedication to the Word.
I say feed them the goofy preacher.
Well, THAT didn't satisfy them.
Ah, here it comes.
The organic pitch.
Oh, right.
They don't eat people who eat organic.
AHH HA!
Either we all eat organics or get eaten by mutant locusts.
which do you choose?
.
Oh, brother.
Eating organic saves you from being eaten by mutant locusts.
Whatever.
.
Mark Warner / Wes Clark '08
Time to get working.
Oh, great. He keeps praying while the locusts eat him.
Now *that's* dedication to the Word.
Eli
BTW, how did frogs did tangled up in the End of Days. WTF?
. . . the pathetic attempts to make rabbits look scary. It. Cannot. Be. Done.
Eli
Repulsion
http://imdb.com/title/tt0059646/
Admittedly, they're dead.
-
Can anyone tell me what possible purpose there would be to breed bug-eating locusts that *love* pesticides?
Organic foods are locust kryptonite! Awesome! Only the hippies will survive!
Does anyone here know the meaning of that moving ad accompanying the Pincus and Milbanks column today?
It's fucking strange.
Look, this is something I will call, for the benefit of you uneducated liberals, a CLASH OF CIVILIZATIONS.
THEY WANT TO KILL US.
YOUR TRYING TO REASON WITH THEM AND FEEL THEIR PAIN WILL KILL MORE AMERICANS.
STOP ENABLING TERRORISTS.
IF YOU DO, YOU ARE NO BETTER.
Come on, liberals! Give me some FACTS!
pleasepleaseplease cuz I'm factless without! I got nuthin but a face fulla creamy white leader jizz
Sorry.
I'm not watching the locust movie(watching Dave Chappelle reruns), but I'm sensing that it's a metaphor for the War on Terror.
PATCHOULI OIL WILL SAVE THE WORLD!
Fact: no WMD in Iraq.
Fact: the vast majority of Americans think Bush lied.
Fact: Bush is the unpopular leader of a corrupt party.
--
Typical liberal assertions without support. Sources please, and not biased ones.
Toodles!
Repulsion
Creepy and gross, yeah. But not the same as, "OMG! I hope the scary rabbits don't get me!"
bathroom break drive by:
The Republicans are sinking and there are't enough boats.
.
Let's dance, you parody bitch.
NTodd, it kept saying "Toodles," so I thought it was leaving. Does it not know what "toodles" means? Or... are Toodles a new kind of Cheetos, and its posts are sponsored by the latest winger snackfood?
PATCHOULI OIL WILL SAVE THE WORLD!
I wouldn't want to live in such a world.
.
PATCHOULI OIL WILL SAVE THE WORLD!
Good thing we invaded Patchouli Iraq, then.
PATCHOULI OIL WILL SAVE THE WORLD!
and emissions-impaired VW vans...and free love...and the wah-wah pedal
DAMN you SCI FI and your hippy propaganda!
.
Ya know, I don't even want to know if they defeat the locusts.
the suspense isn't killing me.
Silleigh, t'anks. It was pretty much like a cesspit, only dumber.
(I looked at what Malkin says about the Eschaton folks in her new book; see my homepage.)
See how I am? I bring no facts and spit in your face for lack of facts!
BWWAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
I don't want to talk to you and you have my undying contempt.
Likewise. Go away.
CLASH OF CIVILIZATIONS.
God you are fucking stupid.
Go live in the ME for a few years and get back to us, 'kay?
Toodles, the cat who could lock itself in the trunk of a car!
Liberals like to throw out baseless, unbalanced, cuckoo assertions without basis about Conservatives, Christians and Patriots to make their points.
However, most Americans think their are full of it.
Toodles!
DAMN you SCI FI and your hippy propaganda!
I see how it is. They give coded survival secrets on SciFi, leaving those of us watching the Georgia/Auburn game to die on our tractors.
The Eagle has landed! I repeat, the Eagle has landed!
Hooray! The world is saved by organic hippie pesticides!
Colt is a hero!!!
I'm going to get to see Dave Chappelle tomorrow night. Can't wait.
Silly people. They think've beaten the locusts, but don't they know there's 20 minutes left in the movie?
The movie has twenty minutes to go.
I don't think they're dead yet.
.
The swarm is nuetralized?
There's 20 minutes left.
Ah. Of course. The reserve swarm.
Mitzi, don't you know it's rude to shout in a crowded theater?
Organic foods are locust kryptonite! Awesome! Only the hippies will survive!
Thus ended the Republican Party.
Ah. Of course. The reserve swarm.
You always have to have a backup swarm.
You know what really pisses me
off about wingnuts, including Fucker
Carlson, going off about Streisand?
They have no problem with rightwing
Hollywood types.
Let's see....they elected George
Murphy, Gopher from the LOVE BOAT,
Ronald (the moron) Reagan, Fred
Thompson, Ahnuld, and Sonny Bono
(who am I forgetting?
But Streisand's opinions are
by definition crackpot.
As a strategy, that seems pretty
lame......
Oh, cool.
The 42 foot mummy is on tomorrow.
(General Locuster taught me that)
I think cats will save the day. They like bugs right?
.
Has anyone ever been to this site?
http://www.syrculturalworkers.com
(Received their catalog and Mrs. DWD are making a wish list)
You always have to have a backup swarm.
Yes, of course.
All good Americans agree with me. If you don't, you aren't. Bring on some facts or send me a fax.
Can anyone tell me what possible purpose there would be to breed bug-eating locusts that *love* pesticides?
Sounds like as plan that a neoconservative would hatch.
Oh joy, the Little Sociopath(TM) is
here, pretending that he doesn't
have a problem with African-Americans.
Still waiting for facts, moonbats.
Since Democrats use shifts in city councils as proof of people disliking Bush..
In the special election for Justice of the Peace, District 4, in Beauregard Parish, Louisiana, the Republican candidate Clyde Dennis defeated the Democrat candidate Juanita Coleman by a vote of 225 to 216. The seat of Justice of the Peace, District 4, was held by Democrats for decades.
That's just as important as a city council election in Ohio
re Newt: a broken watch is still right twice a day.
Can anyone tell me what possible purpose there would be to breed bug-eating locusts that *love* pesticides?
Ennui?
You go to war with the swarm you have, not with the swarm you want.
Someone smack the troll- it keeps skipping.
Mitzi - What's your name at FR? Coop? Peach? Grandpa Dave?
Is there a queen locust?
.
DWD:
Jay and the Americans.
Your thoughts?????????
Still waiting for facts, moonbats.
We're a little busy at the moment.
Go set your head on fire or something, and we'll get back to you later.
Still waiting for facts, moonbats.
Well, honey, we can SEE that.
The 42 foot mummy is on tomorrow.
Cool! I wanted the 42 foot mummy to get its own series. It's a sitcom, right?
Can anyone tell me what possible purpose there would be to breed bug-eating locusts that *love* pesticides?
Let's ask Uncle Halliburton.
In some cultures, 'toodles' are very small turds. Probably applies.
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Steve,
Listened to them this day: Cara Mia, Only in America, Come a little bit closer
I would lightly categorize this as greaser music: but well done.
Liberals! Liberals! Liberals!
Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!
This movie is totally putting me to sleep.
Simels:
Oh joy, the Little Sociopath(TM) is
here, pretending that he doesn't
have a problem with African-Americans.
And how, pray tell, does one do that?
Really.
It might come in handy some day.
I have tenure..........
and you don't.
Fact: no WMD in Iraq.
Fact: the vast majority of Americans think Bush lied.
Fact: Bush is the unpopular leader of a corrupt party.
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Typical liberal assertions without support. Sources please, and not biased ones.
Fact #1: no WMD in Iraq.
Fact #2: Bush lied.
Fact #3: Bush = unpopular. Too many stories of indictments to cite, but I'm sure you've heard about Libby, Abramoff, DeLay, Noe, et al.
Oh there's going to be a movie on Sci Fi about Toby, Sunday at 3.
let me know how the movie ends. storm's here & dishnet is out.
This movie is totally putting me to sleep.
It's making *me* stronger.
When the Jesuits went up by 10 I left. BC should have had that Ryan kid in all season
Don't tell me about taking too long to find the right QB. Remember, I'm a Nittany Lions fan.
Since Democrats use shifts in city councils as proof of people disliking Bush..
37 percent approval rating.
What more do you need to know?
And have I mentioned go fuck yourself?
Wow, the Auburn/Georgia game IS pretty good. Auburn just scored on a fumble recovery; up by one in the 4th. I don't really care about either team, but it's a good game.
Steve, of course what do I know: I am listening to Bobby Vee and Johnny Tillotson this evening. In small doses, they are okay. The music of my first pop experiences though. Still remember dancing with a girl named Colleen at a party at her house. Damn! Never yet duplicated that extreme sexuality of the first close dance with a girl.
Do any of the locust have little burn scares on their many forearms?
Wow, the Auburn/Georgia game IS pretty good.
Aren't they competing for the Rusty Doublewide?
I'm not a doctor, but I play one in Newt's diseased mind. Free Breast exams.
Evening, bats!
Steve S,
Why do evangelical Christians hate
agnostics, atheists, deists, Jews,
Catholics, Unitarians, muslims, and
...uh....oh yeah,....WOMEN!!!
There ain't a Christ-like thing about these phony Christians that matches up with the historical picture we have of the New Testement Jesus. They are nothing but haters. If Jesus walked the earth today they'd kill him all over again for his "hippie ways" and caring for the poor, the imprisoned, defenceless. They are nothing but Pharisees. Think about the Salem witch hunts, for example. Same crap. It's always about controlling women and sex.
Still waiting for your fax number, Mitzi.
PATCHOULI OIL WILL SAVE THE WORLD!
I hate patchouli oil.
The 42 foot mummy is on tomorrow.
"It's not a MUMMY!"
[/Ahnuld in 'Kindergarten Cop']
Don't tell me about taking too long to find the right QB. Remember, I'm a Nittany Lions fan.
Oh, right!
Penn State must have scored more this season than the last three seasons combined.
Wow, the Auburn/Georgia game IS pretty good. Auburn just scored on a fumble recovery; up by one in the 4th. I don't really care about either team, but it's a good game.
That's the thing about a game played by 21-year olds- all those great momentum shifts. Witness my chain-smokin deacons this afternoon.
It's always about controlling women and sex.
Hell, my only problem with women and sex is that there isn't enough of either.
let me know how the movie ends. storm's here & dishnet is out.
I can see into the future.... apparently just when things look really bad & everyone's going to die they figure out a way to kill all the locusts and they all die in 5 seconds flat. The End.
Do any of the locust have little burn scares on their many forearms?
bill
surely they used stunt locusts
David Keith was in this movie for, what, ten minutes total?
.
I completed, by my own estimate, app. 60% of my Christmas shopping today, while having my XM satellite radio installed.
Ah, and of course the bad guy *always* has to get killed by his own evil creation.
Facts and education and science are tools of liberals. We conservatives have faith and obedience.
Cheers!
I mean, toodles....
Toby,
Have you ever been to Jonestown, Guyana? All the free cyanide laced kool-aid you can drink. And Free Breast exams.
Aren't they competing for the Rusty Doublewide?
That was a totally unfair and uncalled for joke that made me laugh.
Steve,
Listened to them this day: Cara Mia, Only in America, Come a little bit closer
I would lightly categorize this as greaser music: but well done.
DWD - Ego Driven | Email | Homepage | 11.12.05 - 10:51 pm | #
You betcha.
And I think a HUGE influence on
Bruce Springsteen.
Along with Major Lance ("Monkey
Time") and the mid-sixties Four
Seasons.
"Dawn"? Pure Springsteen. Ditto
"Ronnie" "Rag
Doll" and some of the others.
"Will this work?"
"It has to."
Well, that's reassuring.
Excuse us, Kids, Steve, just a recollection of penny loafers and white jeans . . .
And my feet hurt.
In the special election for Justice of the Peace, District 4, in Beauregard Parish, Louisiana, the Republican candidate Clyde Dennis defeated the Democrat candidate Juanita Coleman by a vote of 225 to 216. The seat of Justice of the Peace, District 4, was held by Democrats for decades.
Sounds like a side effect of Drownie's handiwork. Now we know what Bush meant when he said "you're doing a heck of a job!".
Oh, I get it, Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same guy. Well, that explains a few things.
.
NTodd--I agree. patchouli is nasty.
Umm... If pesticides attract the locusts...
Why do they need a pheromone lure?
Also, that sound thing with the cows seemed to work pretty well too.
Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!
Marcia. Duh.
Probably also think there's such a thing as "marshall law"...
FOX NEWS SUNDAY Sens. John D. Rockefeller IV (D-W.Va.) and Pat Roberts (R-Kan.); New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson (D) and Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R).
THIS WEEK Queen Rania of Jordan, Sens. Elizabeth Dole (R-N.C.) and Charles E. Schumer (D-N.Y.); Reps. Rahm Emanuel (D-Ill.) and Thomas M. Reynolds (R-N.Y.); Jack Klugman , actor.
FACE THE NATION Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Virginia Gov. Mark R. Warner (D).
MEET THE PRESS Republican National Committee Chairman Ken Mehlman and Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean ; and King Abdullah II of Jordan.
LATE EDITION Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf; Sens. Carl M. Levin (D-Mich.) and Roberts ; Huckabee ; Iowa Gov. Tom Vilsack (D); Stephen J. Hadley , national security adviser; Iraqi Deputy Prime Minister Ahmed Chalabi ; Lawrence B. Wilkerson, former State Department chief of staff.
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At least a few guns.
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Oh man he's Barnstorming!
.
So called facts, which are just received propoganda from USA haters, is what passes for science in the liberal camps. What about what God has taught us through His word? You poo-poo that, libs? Well, you will soon reap the whirlwind for your ignorance and bias.
Toodles!
And my feet hurt.
But at least you're nearly done, and you got me that Harry Potter Time-Turner replica I have an inexplicable and ridiculous craving for.
(Right?)
Those locusts must be pissed off, stuck in that hangar with nothing but icky plants to eat.
Do any of the locust have little burn scares on their many forearms?
bill
surely they used stunt locusts
matthew
I was thinking that one might have been one of those Kung Fu locusts
At least a few guns.
-
QuentinCompson
Liddy Dole breaks out the ping-pong ball trick for the Queen of Jordan?
225 to 216???? in Beauregard Louisiana??
Holy shit! It's all over then. tell Atrios to shut down the blog. Flee while you still can!
There's no hope. The Republicans will rule for a 1,000 years.
Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
NTodd--I agree. patchouli is nasty.
sallyh
Don't gun it. It's made for sipping.
How the hell can a locust swarm interfere with a radio signal? Have they been eating lead or something?
DWD:
Penny loafers and white jeans.
Hell, chinos and chuka boots.
Hell, my only problem with women and sex is that there isn't enough of either.
Eli
I'm sure there is a mathematical formula there somewhere, and the Field prize awaits.
-
Really. You liberals ARE doomed. We don't want you and your twisted philospfy here in the US. So leave.
Toodles!
Pretty sure Mitzi is a parody. As usual, not especially funny, tho.
What about what God has taught us through His word?
Are you a Christian?
Penny loafers and white jeans.
acidwash
I completed, by my own estimate, app. 60% of my Christmas shopping today, while having my XM satellite radio installed.
Bite me! Hahahaha. I'll prolly start my Xmas shopping in mid December. Mental breakdown on or before Dec. 20.
I completed, by my own estimate, app. 60% of my Christmas shopping today, while having my XM satellite radio installed.
And probably baked dessert, to boot!
You're Wonder Grandmere.
Penn State must have scored more this season than the last three seasons combined.
My late grandfather was a Penn State grad ('41).
Oh, I get it, Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same guy. Well, that explains a few things.
God damn it, you've spoiled everything! Next thing you'll tell me my parents were actually Santa Claus, and that chick down at the Steeple Market isn't 18...
Fahey Lives!!!
Okay, Lived.
That's the thing about a game played by 21-year olds- all those great momentum shifts. Witness my chain-smokin deacons this afternoon.
That flea-flicker looked good, though!
(Tries hard to be sincere in expression of sympathy; suppresses smirk manfully)
YOU SEE!!
Blow shit up fixes everything!
.
We don't want you and your twisted philospfy here in the US. So leave.
Sorry, sweetie, we're here to stay. Love it or leave it? Nice try. Oh, and blow me.
Are you a Christian?
The Old Man From Scene 24 | Email | Homepage | 11.12.05 - 11:01 pm | #
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Obviously, you are NOT.
Toodles!
General Clark will be on Fox News Sunday at 10:40AM Central Time
Start: Nov 13 2005 - 10:40am
End: Nov 13 2005 - 10:45am
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Mitzi, honey: show me some facts and lend me some sugar, 'kay? I'm in the mood for faith-based love.
No I'm not, are you?
Yay!
Time for the celebration/consolation organic hippie sex!
I'm going to get to see Dave Chappelle tomorrow night. Can't wait.
Can't do that, can you, Tobes? After all, Chappelle's a Muslim, which means, by your own argument, he's a threat to your Cheeto stash.
What a stupid cunt you are.
A starved troll is a thing of beauty. I mean dead-starved of course.
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I completed, by my own estimate, app. 60% of my Christmas shopping today, while having my XM satellite radio installed.
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
Could you do mine tomorrow?
Please?
I'll make you mimosas....
Poodles!! You've come home!!
(Tries hard to be sincere in expression of sympathy; suppresses smirk manfully)
Very diplomatic!
The interesting thing about Wake ball the last few years, though, is that the offense alternates between the wishbone and a spread-trickery craziness. Lotsa 20-yard losses for the ol' highlight reel.
Organic hippie sex only makes me stronger, you know.
whew, thank god that's over...
Uh oh- silogen still has more locusts!
part II !!! oh joy...
If George W. Bush is still president in 2010, I will shave my head.
I mean it. I will.
Organic hippie sex only makes me stronger, you know.
You know you can't get that smell out. Be careful with those hippies.
.
wait a minute...
if Gingrinch says something the left disagrees with he is an idiot and an asshole;
but,
if Gingrinch says something the left can agree with, its "important"?
sorry, doesn't work like that.
the left can agree Gingrinch all they want, and that is generally good, but it certainly doesn't make what Gingrinch says important. he's the same egocentric, nasty piece of human excrement whether the left agrees with him or not - doesn't change a thing.
Atrios, if you wish to make your statement correct, you should have phrased it something like: 'A completely reasonable editorial by Gingrinch on an important topic.'
precision in communication counts.
.
Toodles!
Talk about Tourettes!
Steve, and presenting the twangy guitar of Dwayne Eddie doing TEEN BEAT.
Well, that's two hours I'll never get back.
.
"Penn State must have scored more this season than the last three seasons combined"
Joe Paterno is living proof that Alzheimer's is a curable disease. At my age, I'm even happier than the average Nittany Lions fan.
Hey, wait! How can you all do Christmas shopping when O'Fuckhead said that we've all ruined Christmas?
I thought that I had an out for that misery this year. Oh well....
Toby aka Mitzy cannot admit s/he is a transsexual. S/he can only move from one name to another.
Toby aka Mitzy cannot admit s/he is a transsexual. S/he can only move from one name to another.
mutated cock-a-coach giving head to bus driver on SCI FI.
what a world.
.
DWD:
Okay...I am so figuring out what
to send you.....
Steve,
And it keeps right on a hurtin
Since you're gone
It keeps right on a hurtin
Every minute of the day
Every hour you're away
I feel so lonely
and I can't help it
I don't think I can go on
And it keeps right on a hurtin
Since you're gone.
Jim Jones was a good Christian man, and a good lounge singer to boot! Maybe that was Jack Jones? Anyway, David Koresh was a good Christian man. Flambed, barbecued or sauteed in cyanide and sunlight. Yum!
which was better -- mansquito or the locust movie?
Organic hippie sex only makes me stronger, you know.
It does? And here I've been all put out by the arm and leg hair...
Toodles is his burning poodle with tourettes syndrome.
And sallyh -- you missed the cow devouring locusts tonite!!
chuka boots
I had a pair of those...
locust movie was pretty sad. Seemed like a half-ass pilot.
And Dan doesn't even bite it in the end. What a let down.
.
Organic hippie sex
is a lot better with chemical enhancement
Toodles bites /
Toodles chews it
which was better -- mansquito or the locust movie?
Mansquito by far.
the aggregate of that which humanity does not understand is infinite even as the quantity of humanity's understanding is ever increasing.
.
And here I've been all put out by the arm and leg hair...
ack, ack, ack.
Organic hippie sex only makes me stronger, you know.
El
The memories of those hairy legs and pits wake me in cold sweats. Since I'm not dead I must be stronger, but thoughts of those big crystals that are supposed to work like deoderant can make me scream like a girl in a horror movie.
Of course terms like "better" just don't seem right when applied to Sci Fi's Saturday night movies.
which was better -- mansquito or the locust movie?
Locusquito!
which was better -- mansquito or the locust movie?
Mansquito is more of a date movie.
which was better -- mansquito or the locust movie?
"Better" is probably not the correct adjective.
call the ASPCA and the Fire Dept! Toby's flaming poodle, Toodles, is on fire!
Hell, my only problem with women and sex is that there isn't enough of either.
Really, Eli. There is plenty of both. You just have to know where to look.
Well, at least my new bookshelves turned out great.
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10013594...4/site/
newsweek
If Congressional elections were held today, would you vote for a Democratic or Republican candidate?
* 50421 responses
Democrat 81%
Republican 15%
Not sure 4%
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We don't want you and your twisted philospfy here in the US. So leave.
Don't you love having illiterates tell you to leave the country?
Philosophy is the word you seek, troll!
Anytime you think you're bad enough to make me leave, bring it on!
Of course terms like "better" just don't seem right when applied to Sci Fi's Saturday night movies.
The Old Man From Scene 24
Less horrifically comical?
Less bizarrely idiotic?
Strangely intriguingly hideous?
The Georgia band has too many tubas.
"Toodles"????????
Who uses words like "Toodles"?
I have that same chair! But I would never hang it up on chains!
jeez.
.
edumacation is wurking in amurika
The Georgia band has too many tubas.
The SEC is all about inclusion.
Less horrifically comical?
Less bizarrely idiotic?
Strangely intriguingly hideous?
Much more appropriate.
I'm rooting for Auburn. Georgia beat Penn State once unon a time.
What about what God has taught us through His word? You poo-poo that, libs? Well, you will soon reap the whirlwind for your ignorance and bias.
Reap the whirlwind??? That must be a powerful vibrator she has there.
Mitzi:
If you're not a parody, go Cheney yourself.
edumacation is wurking in amurika
shycat
Is our children learning?
Do our trolls be stupid?
I'm rooting for Auburn. Georgia beat Penn State once unon a time.
mike in pr
As much of a PSU fan as I am, many a team has beaten the Lions over the past few years.
Of course, I remember the great embarrasment of Herschel Walker at Penn State's hands.
Did I just see the fumblerooski play?!
Eli,
I'm too lazy to look - what time are the Jints playing?
Well, that was an unorthodox TD.
bbc america:
monty python
"ministry of silly walks"
eye of
NNEEEEWWWWWTTTTT!
Wow!
Or not. That obscure NCAA rule book.
Holy cats! The end of this Auburn/Georgia game is wild.
Argh. They just took UGA's TD back.
Argh. They just took UGA's TD back.
David (Austin Tx)
Er, Auburn's
Hell, my only problem with women and sex is that there isn't enough of either.
Really, Eli. There is plenty of both. You just have to know where to look.
bigvic
Eli just doesn't have a big enough wallet... but then, that would only attract the Republican women anyway...
wow, I'm sure you guys are way past the original topic, but that was, in fact, an eminently reasonable editorial by Gingrich. I'm amazed.
Anytime you think you're bad enough to make me leave, bring it on!
Terry C
Word. Funny how the destructive rat fuckers always want to eliminate the good guys. They want to control the world with their petty, hostile and incompetent view of *how things should be.* Pfffttt. Morons don't last long in a sane society. They are out. Even the most stupid in this country get it that these folks can't handle a school board election. I say we 86 the lot of them.
Auburn kicker is nervix.
Never trust college kickers. Never.
I completed, by my own estimate, app. 60% of my Christmas shopping today, while having my XM satellite radio installed.
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere | Email | Homepage | 11.12.05 - 10:55 pm | #
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everyone on my xmas list is getting green chilies and a dildo this year. that way, if they don't like the green chilies, they can go fuck themselves.
Go Nebraska
wank wank
Who uses words like "Toodles"?
Terry C |
I think I will start to, at every opportunity.
Toodles,
SD
The interesting thing about Wake ball the last few years, though, is that the offense alternates between the wishbone and a spread-trickery craziness. Lotsa 20-yard losses for the ol' highlight reel.
WF has shown some real signs of life in the last few years. The BC game was a spectacle.
Eli just doesn't have a big enough wallet...
My wallet is 8" (cut).
Never trust college kickers. Never.
Hee hee. Hurricanes/Seminoles. Hahahahaha.
WF has shown some real signs of life in the last few years. The BC game was a spectacle.
That's life rooting for a basketball school- just looking for some nice highlights.
Let us pause to rejoice in FSU's pounding today.
Flag on the play?
Roughing the kicker! Holy Toledo, that's stupid.
Auburn kicker is nervix.
I read this first as Auburn kick her cervix.
anyone into Duke bb?
Trying to change the subject from football....
I'm sure you guys are way past the original topic...
There was a topic?
Toodles, my dear Sarah.
Supporting an incompetent and delusional commander-in-chief is not "supporting the troops."
Toodles.
Holy Crap! Colgate beat Bucknell!
Holy Crap! Colgate beat Bucknell!
And Crest Tartar Control beat Emory!
"I'm amazed."
By the editorial or our drift?
Late evening, all.
I'm thinking of watching SNL.
Haven't seen a new one in two
years.
Is it even worth it?
(Although Foo Fighters, who I like,
are the musical guest).
I think it's time I slipped into something a little more comfortable...
like unconsciousness.
Good night.
And toodles!
Olaf - 11:23 pm
Let us pause to rejoice in FSU's pounding today.
Always. God, that division sucks...
Is it even worth it?
Its possible.
Holy cats!
Yes they are.
just found this picture...I think this was his first Oreo
Thanks for the reminder, Steve-
gotta catch the Foo Fighters tonight.
And Crest Tartar Control beat Emory!
In the Drugstore Classic.
Who uses words like "Toodles"?
Terry C |
Here's an example from a comment near the bottom of this page...
http://www.newshounds.us/2005/
02...ate_montage.php
Say what you want about Hannity. He's a hunk! And God I love his hair!
Toodles
Jeffery
Posted by: Jeff Gannon at February 15, 2005 03:52 PM
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Hannity has a fan, 8 inches, uncut.
mike, there's a chance of Miami/Penn State in the Orange Bowl this year, ya know.
And on that note....goin' to bed.
See you batses manana!!!!
i watch the opening skit on SNL
And toodles!
watertiger
She'll be back...
mike, there's a chance of Miami/Penn State in the Orange Bowl this year, ya know.
Thers
Looks like the Washington & Lee Generals will get passed over once again.
thers
yes, my team got stomped today...I was off building some furniture for my dining room after the third quarter
Arf!
I'm thinking of watching SNL.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna too, got a TV in the room with the computer. I've gotta admit, I've gotten some laughts from "My Name Is Earl". I can only hope that Karma kicks George in the ass...
Wow, I leave to watch Willie Wonka, and I come back to the same thread.
pseudonymous in nc,
I won't look because Frank Rich makes my Sunday morning Times/ coffee/ newspaper reading the event of the day. But I'll take you at your word it's good!
Well Zell has finally moved to comic icon. What a way to wrap up a career.
Walterpalooza
by WalterNeff
Earlier today, while I was trying to clear my name of some charges, a thought occured to me. Even though I can no longer recall what it was, that got me to thinking: if my club foot had not prevented me from taking the gold in Athens would I now be enjoying the benefits of Wheaties box fame? Though MsNeff and MsNeff the Significantly Lesser and More Painful certainly bestow and festoon me with daily hosannas, I desire even greater and more remunerative public recognition. So, with that thought in mind, and not the earlier forgotten thought, I urge all of my readers to celebrate WalterNeff Days today and everyday until the end of the year, or until I become bored and forget about the whole thing. Here's some ways you can show your appreciation to all that is Walter, that is, me:
1. Send me 100 crisp, sanitized fifty dollar bills via bonded messenger. I prefer that they be bonded to blondes - saves me having to pick up my own. If you don't have any fifty dollar bills, I'm sure you have some valuable items in your home that you can pawn. Start with the heavy stuff that plugs in.
2. Sculpt or paint likenesses of me and sell them to bigtime museums like my chain of museums, Walt's Artporium found in most strip malls. In this way, average and below average citizens can learn and memorize my more wonderous physical features. After all, there will be a test.
3. Put a ribbon magnet on your car that says, "Walt: Forever and a Day". Your friends and neighbors will admire your taste and sense of style.
4. Name your children, even the illegitimate ones, after me. The surest way to an Ivy League or Bush league school is to be named WalterNeff Huffheinz.
5. Urge your public schools to hold a Why Walter Wows Me essay contest. All winning students are eligible to send their prize to me. In addition, they will receive a facsimile of my signature by, well, fax.
I imagine that many of you, especially those without serious head wounds, can come up with other ways to honor me that also increase my already substantial wealth and prestige. Work on it, will ya?
Lastly, dream of me and use me in your sexual fantasies. Write fan fiction about fake encounters with me. Compose folk songs and sing them around the campfire. Have a WalterNeff festival, preferably nude, at a local park. Invite a radio station; everyone looks good nude to radio listeners. Happily, I look great nude in person, but don't expect to live up to my standard - radio nudeness will do.
So, there you have it. I think you'll find that your lives will be enhanced and enriched by these simple suggestions. And I will become more famous than I already am. Thank you for your attention. I expect to see the first wave of fifties by Thursday.
regards,
Walt
.
George Bush is a dog lover.
To be honest, I always thought it was "tootles."
WTF? I might try the lame-ass SNL once again before giving up on it for life. Craptackular.
can't seem to find my money sanitizer
"Let us pause to rejoice in FSU's pounding today."
'Canes played the 'Noles way too early this year.
Wow, I leave to watch Willie Wonka, and I come back to the same thread.
It's like that boat in Wonka...
this thread is longer than dances with wolves...the extended version
“The mackeral likes flying.”
George Bush is a dog lover.
You spelled it wrong. It's dog *fucker*
It's in the dictionary under *fucks
up everything it touches.*
Really, look it up.
bigvic - Not a real good start so far, better to hang out here.
can't seem to find my money sanitizer
You can use mine, once all these Monopoly $50s have run through it.
It's like that boat in Wonka...
NTodd, Homoe Bitch
Pink and shaped like a seahorse?
I'd much rather have PSU play your 'Canes instead of ND. At least I'd know who to root for,
Jay and the Americans? Loved the guy's voice. That man had pipes and technique that wouldn't quit. Diaphragm of steel. You just don't hear range and clarity like that in pop music anymore. I wouldn't be surprised to hear that he was a classically trained singer having tons of fun with what he'd learned.
Okay, I'm exaggerating, but not by much.
That clarity of tone is hard to do. Most untrained singers sound breathy or husky, which works only with amplification, for one, and is vocally exhausting, for the other. Classically trained singers get that beaten out of them so they can fill a 3,000 seat theater without amplification for a five-hour opera eight times a week, and do interviews and dinners with donors in between.
Yes, I'm a choir singer whose director has been trying for fifteen years to beat us into classically trained singers. I can get that clear tone sometimes, not for long, and then there's all the other stuff to remember . . .
Ocean's 12 is better than SNL.
Ah, I remember the good old days of SNL.
Damn, I'm an old fart!
The funny thing about being an old fart is that I find I actually fart a lot more now.
Walter Neff
Walter Neff
I just can’t help myself
Gotta have my Walter
Wanna get him to the altar
Walter Neff
Walter Neff
Walter Neff
Walter Neff
Is he absolutely deaf?
He won’t even hear me
He won’t even cheer me
Walter Neff
Walter Neff
Walter Neff
Walter Neff
In search of an honest ref
Gotta have him love me
Place no one above me
Walter Neff
Walter Neff
Toodles,
SD
Good lord, I am fucking pathetic.
LAST!
Seems to me that this might be the beginning of a campaign by Newt to slide a shiv into the Cat Mengele.
One thousandth!
998th!
No. 999 ... Yeah baby, yeah !!!
LAST!
wow, I come home and I see 1000 comments for the first time. Looks like a lot of trolling. Expect it for some time now as the collapse picks up speed. Cognitive dissonance will cause trolls to act out.
Hey Newt, whatever happened to "market forces" or any of the hundred excuses you Republicans give to gut tort law and social security? Didn't you want less regulation so that "market forces" could magically work everything out?
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