I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
hello
HEE Hee
Is this the Thunderdome afterparty?
Again?
Wow! Just cruised by, too bad I've got nothing...
Ughhh!
Bush presidency: what a FIERY WRECK!
8th?
There is only one me and it is me.
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FUCK BUSH
I too got nothin'.
Sieg Heil It's triumph of the dim.
'bout god damn time.
I proclaim this thread.......
Lyrical and Light!
I don't got much, but maybe it'll go over better up here.
Mena girl, how are you tonight?
It is I, and I am it!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
ar...li_b_10823.html
Lyrical and Light!
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It is, Seymour! Unbearably light.
I have wasted my entire day sitting around, blowing off work, hanging around here, watching movies, letting the cat (so weird to say 'the cat') in and out, and eating and drinking. It was great.
NTodd is so evil, I had to put on Austin Powers.
Big showing by Clemson tonight.
Oh, and we're still fucked.
NTodd--and Stef still leaves you alone on weekends?
I'm not bad, Sallyh. How're you et monsieur?
Taking on Jonah Goldberg's pernicious nonsense:
The Pantload -- Now Doughier Than Ever!
This post is dedicated to you, that's right, you over there in the corner; that shy lurker who reads, becomes bemused and amused, but is far too shy and tentative to release the inner lefty you. So, from me to you:
YOU!!
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Stef still leaves you alone on weekends?
Yup. I'm left to my own devices, so the boy and I sit around in our underwear, drinking beer and telling dirty jokes.
NTodd - those are the BEST kind of days.
hey, DWD.
WalterNeff-
Last week you mentioned something about playing HSX. I'm at 83 million if you're interested in adding me to your league.
I am not ignoring WalterNeff.
48 Hours -- Seems like I just saw this story on Dateline, or somethin'...
Double-homocide in Napa, CA, a few years ago on Hallowween...?
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Night folk.
Back to what passes for work when you work for yourself.
Heywood J--the LAT recently invited Goldberg to sit on their editorial board. The response has not been positive.
I am not ignoring WalterNeff.
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
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How could anyone? He's far too handsome.
Brought up from below.... Fahrenheit 9/11 on Showtime....
"Not knowing what to do, and with no one to tell him what to do...Bush just sat there.."
mena - the prob is I have a shitload of work to do, including recording some lecture stuff for class since I cancelled our sessions on Tuesday, course development, and a bunch of print fulfillment. But my heart just wasn't into it today. I did, however, wear pants for a portion of the day.
NTodd--is the boy a boxers or briefs kind of cat?
NTodd is so evil, I had to put on Austin Powers.
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
So...basically you're saying you've been playing doctor with NTodd for hours?
New favorite name:
Demarius Bilbo.
I am not ignoring WalterNeff.
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
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How could anyone? He's far too handsome.
I keep trying to ignore him, but that gaping, oozing wound is hard to miss.
I did, however, wear pants for a portion of the day.
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It's a breakthrough!
Seymour--I'd blame Eli, but even he couldn't get through tonight's Scifi Original Movie.
RealTexan:
Outstanding! I am at 58.5 million and I completely suck at the game; too much of a gambler - that's why I have a team of intelligent people who watch my real money.
I bought Walk the Line at $8, so I can't complain.
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NTodd--is the boy a boxers or briefs kind of cat?
When he's not going commando, it's boxers all the way.
So...basically you're saying you've been playing doctor with NTodd for hours?
Unpossible! I was busy with Ms. Fagina in the hottub.
lyrical and light?
If you have ever worked in education and had to endure the dreaded inservice: this poem is for you.
INSERVICE - DWD
Oh have you seen a panacea
Lurking about the place?
Correcting wrongs and righting rights
In a supercillious way.
NTodd is so evil, I had to put on Austin Powers.
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
So...basically you're saying you've been playing doctor with NTodd for hours?
S(eymour)Squirrel
Yeah, baby, yeah!
Extras on HBO is genius.
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I think it's getting to be time for another turrist alert...gotta get it to code orange (?)...get the ratings back up...save amurca from the forces of evil...democrats.
Unpossible! I was busy with Ms. Fagina in the hottub.
NTodd, Feeder of Trolls
"She's the Village Bike, baby.
Everybody's had a ride!"
rep ipsa-I must say I really appreciate your fiery wreck signature line-it lifts my spirits.
Don't stop until a Democrat is sworn in in 2008.
I hit it back.
Question: Who here wants to see an expanded Assclowns of the Week tomorrow? It's not as if I have a paucity of candidates this week. At least one person reasonably asked me today, How can you keep it down to ten?
Go to my blog and leave a comment if the answer is Yes. Not that I'm trying to bloat my hit count- it's just easier to answer me directly than to have to parse through hundreds of comments.
They (The NYT) get letters (from liberal bete noirs:
Their Highbrow Hatred of Us
James Traub (Oct. 30) observes correctly that it is impossible to "dissuade implacable ideologues, any more than you can an implacable jihadist." His prime example of the highbrow "anti-Americanism" that reigns beyond our sober shores is Harold Pinter, who even descends so low as to describe "NATO's 1999 air war in Kosovo" as "a criminal act" designed to consolidate "American domination of Europe," though all right-thinking people know that "the bombing was essentially a last resort in the face of Slobodan Milosevic's savage campaign of ethnic cleansing." At home, Traub continues, "it is hard to think of anyone save Noam Chomsky and Gore Vidal who would not choke on Pinter's bile."
In fact, it is easy to think of others, for example, the only American author (to my knowledge) actually to have taken the position "so extreme" that it is "impossible to parody": the respected military historian Andrew Bacevich, who ridiculed the pretense of humanitarian motive for the Kosovo war, or the Bosnia intervention, charging that they were undertaken solely to ensure "the cohesion of NATO and the credibility of American power" and "to sustain American primacy in Europe." Among others who might not choke are those who have not been content with propaganda so vulgar that it was even refuted by the daily press reports at the time, and may have even taken the trouble to look at the massive official Western documentation on the chronology of the bombing and ethnic cleansing, which reveals conclusively that the truth is precisely the opposite of Traub's anguished lament. But as he writes, annoying facts have no significance for implacable ideologues and jihadists.
Noam Chomsky
Lexington, Mass.
Don't stop until a Democrat is sworn in in 2008.
Will do, Sweet Sue.
I mean, will don't.
Or, just won't.
INSERVICE - DWD
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How about this:
If you make me do
one more
motherfucking team-building exercise
with my motherfucking co-workers
I might just have to go
all ninja on your ass.
"She's the Village Bike, baby.
Everybody's had a ride!"
I haven't ridden a bike in so long...
Someone mentioned downstairs when the monster says, "We belong dead." at the end of "The Bride of Frankenstein."
I love that movie, but I cannot look at the scene with the blind man the same way ever since seeing "Young Frankenstein."
Incidentally, has anyone ever seen "Gods and Monsters"? Ian McKellan and Brendan Frazier.
Sir Ian is James Whales, the director of the "Frankenstein" flicks.
WalterNeff-
Good buy there, looks like it will adjust to $63. I'm long on it and Harry Potter so it should be a good day tomorrow 
NTodd--understandable why you haven't ridden a bike in so long. It requires pants.
MsNeff just reached into my nostril and plucked a hair.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
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Unpossible! I was busy with Ms. Fagina in the hottub.
NTodd, Feeder of Trolls
You shagged her...you shagged her rotten!
WalterNeff--TMI, dude.
MsNeff just reached into my nostril and plucked a hair.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
I would never do that for Not-Mister.
Does that mean we should break up?
Incidentally, has anyone ever seen "Gods and Monsters"? Ian McKellan and Brendan Frazier.
I got it for 5 bucks at the Fletcher General Store, but still haven't watched it.
NTodd--understandable why you haven't ridden a bike in so long. It requires pants.
Nah, it requires BIKE SHORTS. And now it's too fucking cold, even with my cold weather gear. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
NTodd--understandable why you haven't ridden a bike in so long. It requires pants.
"Hey, Butthead. I've got a puppet!"
"Put your PANTS back on, Beavis!"
MsNeff just reached into my nostril and plucked a hair.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
I would never do that for Not-Mister.
Does that mean we should break up?
My girlfriend keeps trying to pluck or cut my one overlong eyebrow hair, but I won't let her. I insist it's part of my charm.
I sit here trapped in the land of maize and blue, quietly giggling in between bouts of hysterical cackling.
Okay, so I've been listening to the golden oldies radio show all evening, and everytime the hourly news comes up, there's a little bit about Bush in China. They make a big deal that he went to Sunday morning church (the whole dateline thing). Yeah, whatever, fluff piece, right? What's weird is that everytime they do the piece, the announcer also mentions how bitchy China is about religion. Keep thinking to myself "Isn't this getting anyone in trouble?" Wonder how they're pulling that off and if it pisses off the Chinese government (and if it does, fuck 'em).
MsNeff just reached into my nostril and plucked a hair.
Might I suggest the Norelco G270 Multi-Trim All Purpose Groomer?
My girlfriend keeps trying to pluck or cut my one overlong eyebrow hair, but I won't let her. I insist it's part of my charm.
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Tell her NO!! That's your Wild Hair. It means your'e a Man.
NTodd - those are the BEST kind of days.
Amen, we would not survive our times without them. The absolute f--king best!
My girlfriend keeps trying to pluck or cut my one overlong eyebrow hair, but I won't let her. I insist it's part of my charm.
It prolly tickles her when...but I've said too much.
Tell her NO!! That's your Wild Hair. It means your'e a Man.
Exactly!
Please go talk to her.
res:
Well, I don't think she did it for me - she did it to me. I think it amused her.
She's getting very excited about her upcoming trip - I hope to get her on camera for the podcast; she looks like (and I apologize in advance) Paula Zahn.
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That must have been one hell of a nose hair, Walter. Just sayin'.
Please go talk to her.
Eli
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Send me her number and I'll set her straight.
And in case anyone's curious, I have more Light-Up Night photos...
Sallyh:
TMI ?
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Top of Google right now:
Bash's quagmire: Iraq's civil war turns up heat at home
Scotsman - 2 hours ago
Damnn Scotts must be frunk.
she looks like (and I apologize in advance) Paula Zahn.
[sound of a zipper...]
Hope there aren't any Miami fans around, not looking good for them right now.
It is I, and I am it!
S(eymour)Squirrel
And we are all together.
Eli: My girlfriend keeps trying to pluck or cut my one overlong eyebrow hair, but I won't let her. I insist it's part of my charm.
Man, at 42, I've conceded that I'm losing the hair war -- though fortunately, the head hair is not turning loose -- just grey.
I bought a trimmer, 'cause if I didn't use it, I'd be looking like Andy Rooney. I can't go through life with wooly caterpillars on my brow. Can't!
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TMI ?
Too Much Information.
My girlfriend keeps trying to pluck or cut my one overlong eyebrow hair, but I won't let her. I insist it's part of my charm.
Eli
Two words: Andy and Rooney.
TMI ?
Too Much Information
...she looks like (and I apologize in advance) Paula Zahn.
My brother is hot for Paula Zahn.
Two words: Andy and Rooney.
Three more: John freaking Madden.
I bought a trimmer, 'cause if I didn't use it, I'd be looking like Andy Rooney. I can't go through life with wooly caterpillars on my brow. Can't!
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Jeffraham Prestonian
My neighbor could run a fucking smuggling operation with his.
No lie!
I bought a trimmer, 'cause if I didn't use it, I'd be looking like Andy Rooney. I can't go through life with wooly caterpillars on my brow. Can't!
Right now it's just the one hair - I *think* the rest of 'em are pretty normal.
Nose hairs are perhaps a bit more... unruly than I'd like, tho.
My brother is hot for Paula Zahn.
res ipsa loquitur
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 
What Terry C said. Sorry Walter.
Hehe.... REM's "Shiny Happy People Holding Hands" plays over pictures of the Bushes holding hands with the Saudis.
Dear Frank Rich,
If you happen to be out there lurking, I'd just like to say that I sure would enjoy reading your new column, "Another War to Go," which is now available at NYTimes.com.
xxx...res
Evening, batses. I raked leaves this afternoon, then piled them up where the vegetable garden was, about kneedeep. Tree and shrub trimmings on top so they don't leave the next time the wind blows.
David Kirby is the author of "Evidence of Harm."
It's about the steep rise in autism in the USA since the 1980s.
He believes there are many contributing causes including vaccinations, mercury and other pollutants.
There is a government data base that Bushboy has put a lock on that could provide information about the cause of this autistic epidemic.
Bushboy is probably protecting chemical, pharmaceutical and energy corporations that are producing the crap that is causing the problem.
There are no limits to the damage and deceit sociopaths will inflict.
Eli
You did Light up Night Proud
Did anyone else spend the morning looking up Alicia Acuna's leather mini?
I gave Mr Deere a Sharper Image Turbo Groomer 5.0 last year for his b.day, and was amazed at how delighted he was w/it. (I was afraid he'd be insulted)
He is 65, and it deals handily w/both nose and ear hairs quite comfortably.
Thanks, ?®!
Gentlemen:
The secrets to nabbing a Paula Zahn:
1. Be funny
2. Listen
3. Be funny
4. Be smart
5. Be funny
6. Remember everything she ever says to you.
and finally -
a. Have shared interests
b. Have complimentary differences
c. Have the same answer as she has to this question: "Would you ever park in a handicap space?"
There it is, the secrets to a happy relationship, courtesy of WalterNeff.
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bought a trimmer, 'cause if I didn't use it, I'd be looking like Andy Rooney. I can't go through life with wooly caterpillars on my brow. Can't!Jeffraham Prestonian
I know what you mean,you don't want to look like one of those ancient British lords with millipeedes above their eyes.
You know, your barber will snip them for free when you get a haircut.
Hehe.... REM's "Shiny Happy People Holding Hands" plays over pictures of the Bushes holding hands with the Saudis.
Left Lane
Anytime I hear Maria Muldaur's "Midnight at the Oasis"....
Eli: Right now it's just the one hair - I *think* the rest of 'em are pretty normal.
Well, see... that's how it starts. Then, the rest of 'em get stoked up, and decide to hold a competition...
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Our policy of stay the course is working in Iraq. Only 7 U.S. KIA and 150 civilians blown up in past 48 hours. This is surely the last gasp of the insurgency.
Stay the course will get us home. Bush knows what he's doing. Don't sell him short. Get on the winning team with Bush and Cheney. Two tested leaders for these troubled times.
I know what you mean,you don't want to look like one of those ancient British lords with millipeedes above their eyes.
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No one wants to grow out their eyebrows, take up a pipe, and get all tweedy like an Oxford don. Sigh.
The secrets to nabbing a Paula Zahn:
1. Be funny
2. Listen
3. Be funny
4. Be smart
5. Be funny
6. Remember everything she ever says to you.
and finally -
a. Have shared interests
b. Have complimentary differences
c. Have the same answer as she has to this question: "Would you ever park in a handicap space?"
I tried that. She still insists on the restraining order.
Eli
You did Light up Night Proud
?®
Perzackly.
And tell your mysterious girlfriend to keep her paws off that eyebrow hair.
It's a nice, distinguished and distinguishing mark.
She still insists on the restraining order.
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Wait. Are we talking about Paula Z. or Janeanne g.?
Nice pictures Eli.
Still think you shoulda tried the funnel cakes.
How was SciFi tonite?
Two tested leaders for these troubled times.
red state patriot
Two tested leaders who have flunked every test.
No one wants to grow out their eyebrows, take up a pipe, and get all tweedy like an Oxford don. Sigh.
I do. I want a tweed jacket with the leather patches at the elbows, and to sit in a comfy leather chair in my cozy library by a roaring fire with my pipe, blogging about how fucked up BushCo is. Doesn't pay as well as I'd like, though.
Thank you for your support, Diane.
But when there starts to be more than one, I probably will have to take action.
Wait. Are we talking about Paula Z. or Janeanne g.?
Yes.
Being a parody troll is hard work.
Gimme a concern troll any day.
Who's zoomin who
Another thread about nose hair and overgrown eyebrows. Damn you Eli! *shakes fist*
I have a question-how come as we age, the male eyebrow grows luxurious to a terrifing degree, and the female eyebrow begins to disappear. It must be hormonal, but how so?
Nice pictures Eli.
Still think you shoulda tried the funnel cakes.
How was SciFi tonite?
Thanks. It was either funnels or photos, and I chose photos.
Sci-Fi was super-mega-awful. Stay the hell away.
I haven't seen "Parting Glances" in years.
Wait. Are we talking about Paula Z. or Janeanne g.?
mena
AFter a day of beer drinking, you think he can keep them straight?
Being a parody troll is hard work.
Gimme a concern troll any day.
I'm so worried about what's happening today,
In the Middle East, you know.
And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval
System they've got at Heathrow.
I'm so worried about the fashoins today,
I don't think they're good for your feet.
And I'm so worried about the shows on TV
That sometimes they want to repeat.
I'm so worried about what's happening today,
In the Middle East, you know.
And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval
System they've got at Heathrow.
I'm so worried about my hair falling out,
And the state of the world today.
And I'm so worried about being so full of doubt
About everything anyway.
I'm so worried about modern technology,
I'm so worried about all the things
That they dump in the sea.
I'm so worried about it, worried about it,
Worried, worried, worried.
I'm so worried about everything that can go wrong.
I'm so worried about whether people like this song.
I'm so worried about this very next verse,
It isn't the best that I've got.
And I'm so worried about whether I should go on
Or whether I shouldn't just stop.
I'm so worried about whether I ought to have stopped.
And I'm so worried because it's the sort of thing I ought to know.
And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval
System they've got at Heathrow.
I'm so worried about whether I should have stopped then,
I'm so worried that I'm driving everyone round the bend.
And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval
System they've got at Heathrow.
How was SciFi tonite?
flory
It was a Sci-Fi Movie
and based on a Stephen King novella.
'Nuff Said?
How was SciFi tonite?
flory
It was a Sci-Fi Movie
and based on a Stephen King novella.
'Nuff Said?
Good site for McClellan, Rove and Hastert.
http://www.fatguyshirts.com/
I want a tweed jacket with the leather patches at the elbows, and to sit in a comfy leather chair in my cozy library by a roaring fire with my pipe
How does that leather chair work with no pants?
Another thread about nose hair and overgrown eyebrows. Damn you Eli! *shakes fist*
Hey, I didn't start it...
AFter a day of beer drinking, you think he can keep them straight?
Beer?! No, m'dear: red wine.
"You can spot an NTodd by his red-stained lips."
From my book, Declaration and Testament
This book will be like none you have ever read. I am not sure if this is good or bad. If it turns out to be something worthy and memorable -- I suppose that is good. If it turns out to be a little less important that the messages scrawled on the stalls of public rest rooms -- well, I am sorry, that is not my intention. The reality is that the thoughts and opinions I intend to express in this small volume are designed to make you think. I do not have all of the answers. But as a person who has attained a sufficient age to grow hair in unexpected places and had his once blonde hair first turn light brown, then silver, I have seen enough of the world to at least offer a few observations.
How does that leather chair work with no pants?
flory
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Makes for a sticky situation.
How does that leather chair work with no pants?
I have special "smoking knickers" that I wear in the library.
"You can spot an NTodd by his red-stained lips."
It is by wine alone he sets his mind in motion...
Okay. Hands up - who's masturbated today?
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I have a question-how come as we age, the male eyebrow grows luxurious to a terrifing degree, and the female eyebrow begins to disappear. It must be hormonal, but how so?
Sweet Sue
Actually, I've been noticing that a lot of women have had their eyebrow hair begin to appear in the area between their nose and lips.
But, yes, it might be hormonal.
It was a Sci-Fi Movie
and based on a Stephen King novella.
'Nuff Said?
Indeed.
Next Eli will tell us that it wasn't him that stole the Pollock and Warhol from that museum.
Okay. Hands up - who's masturbated today?
Put your hairy palms in the air,
Wave 'em like you just don't care...
Okay. Hands up - who's masturbated today?
Just... a... minute...
Hands up
In a second.
"Now watch this drive"
"Sci-Fi was super-mega-awful. Stay the hell away."
Even for you Eli? What the hell have they done? Celine Dion in Space/
Next Eli will tell us that it wasn't him that stole the Pollock and Warhol from that museum.
Ew.
This conversation is going to hell.
It is by wine alone he sets his mind in motion...
I figured you would get it.
Okay. Hands up - who's masturbated today?
[thinks for a moment...was that late last night or early this morning after that wicked intense dream?]
Ah, when in doubt...
[raises hand]
"You can spot an NTodd by his red-stained lips."
NTodd, Feeder of Trolls
My apologies. The point main remains however.
Holy shit, I've gone blind!
Even for you Eli? What the hell have they done? Celine Dion in Space/
Even for me. It was *seriously* bad. The main character and most of the supporting ones were incredibly unlikeable, and the whole thing was kinda moody & pretentious. Mick Garris, the director, seems to specialize in mediocre made-for-TV Stephen Kind adaptations.
My apologies. The point main remains however.
I can tell a hawk from a handsaw...
Maybe WalterNeff should write an Eschaton relationship advice feature.
This conversation is going to hell.
mena
As are my typing abilities and English.
And I haven't had a drop of likker all day.
This is surely the last gasp of the insurgency.
The last gasp of the insurgency is usually a frightened "Allah akbar!?" that squeaks out just before he pushes the button.
Except, of course when it's the last bloodcurdling scream of the insurgency, which sounds a bit different...
Sorry...I have been intermittent, so don;t the answer, but WHY is NTodd not wearing pants?
Do we need to take up a collection so he can afford some, or.....?
Maybe WalterNeff should write an Eschaton relationship advice feature.
Or me. The trick is, you should do the opposite of whatever I advise.
Eli -- what was the SciFi offering anyhoo?
Okay. Hands up - who's masturbated today?
.
WalterNeff
I can type one handed, but if I've got one raised...
And I haven't had a drop of likker all day.
flory
well, hell, flory, I've had enough for both us of PLUS cold mecicine.
Eli -- what was the SciFi offering anyhoo?
Stephen King's Riding The Bullet. Mopey art student hitchhikes with crazy David Arquette. I didn't even make it to the crazy David Arquette part, it was that bad.
I'm going to call michael jackson right now so he can start writing the music for the We Are The Pants telethon.
I can tell a hawk from a handsaw...
That probably explains why you tried to carve the Easter ham with a pigeon.
You know a man has truly reached manhood when he has at least one crazy eyebrow hair. However, with nosehairs, I just send strong mental signals and hope hubby gets the hint.
"Let the eagle soar!!"
WHY is NTodd not wearing pants?
We really need a clearing house place for all the inside joke explanations. The bastards at Wikipedia deleted the Holden Gets A Pony entry, so we gotta find some other place to store everything.
As for the pants, well...let mena explain.
I'm going to call michael jackson right now so he can start writing the music for the We Are The Pants telethon.
Pants... the... wo-orld...
Okay. Hands up - who's masturbated today?
It's the pulse action on the shower head--it's evil, I tell you, eviiilll!!
And I haven't had a drop of likker all day.
Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear.
::Raises hand.::
It is by wine alone he sets his mind in motion...
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Its not the meat its the motion....
Well TCM is no help. It's a dreadful old Glenn Ford western, the Violent Men. Barbara Stanwyk as a no-good hussy. *stifling a yawn*
Does pounding a bicycle through a knothole count as masturbating?
Do They Know It's Pants Time?
That probably explains why you tried to carve the Easter ham with a pigeon.
Boy, you fuck ONE goat...
Maybe WalterNeff should write an Eschaton relationship advice feature.
Or me. The trick is, you should do the opposite of whatever I advise.
Eli
Isn't that the George Costanza method.
Okay. Hands up - who's masturbated today?
There's a stickup man who's got a lot to learn...
Do They Know It's Pants Time?
"Well tonight thank God it's NTodd,
instead of yoooooou..."
Well TCM is no help. It's a dreadful old Glenn Ford western, the Violent Men. Barbara Stanwyk as a no-good hussy. *stifling a yawn*
Ever see The Furies? She was great in that, with the great line after her dad hangs her boyfriend:
"You’re old and you’re getting foolish and you’ve made a mistake. It’s me you should have hung. Because now I hate you in a way I didn’t know a human could hate. Take a good long look at me, T.C. You won’t see me again until the day I take your world away from you."
Well TCM is no help
Fahrenheit 9/11 on Showtime
well, hell, flory, I've had enough for both us of PLUS cold mecicine.
Sarah Deere
And yet -- you can still type.
NTodd:
The really deleted the Holden entry?
Pretentious bastards.
What am I supposed to explain again?
Kumbaya, my pants...Kumbaya...
Wow, this freaky mutant chick on Showtime just can't get enough...
Hmm.. the damn monitor is going to spend more time under a blanket than I do.
Damn people, I have cats in the room where is your sense of propriety?
Wait, no, I didn't ask that, I take it back. I should never ask a question like that around here.
The key to controlling unruly eyebrow growth is a really short bong...
Ssquirrel...how did you come by your name? I love me squirrels, for some weird reason. But I do, nonetheless.
"Some Like It Hot" on PBS. Tony Curtis is as fabulously queer as can be.
NTodd:
You have mail - I have forwarded a headshot of MsNeff. You tell me: Paula Zahn or Margaret Dumont?
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NTodd, Mena is not around, so how 'bout YOU 'splain re: pants?
The really deleted the Holden entry?
Pretentious bastards.
Yeah, apparently "it made no sense", even to one of the editors who allegedly reads Eschaton. I made an appeal to at least let me have access to the deleted content so I could post it somewhere else, but I haven't gotten a response. Fuckers.
Damn Eli, that IS a great line!
Well TCM is no help. It's a dreadful old Glenn Ford western, the Violent Men. Barbara Stanwyk as a no-good hussy. *stifling a yawn*
Harry Potter is on CBS in a few minutes. I may just have to resign myself.
Or maybe...one of those "book" thingies?
Kumbaya, my pants...Kumbaya...
funniest thing I've read today.
.
Damn people, I have cats in the room where is your sense of propriety?
NTodd left his in the library...with a candlestick, I think.
I heard a rumor that Eli was the one who deleted the Wikipedia entry.
Ssquirrel...how did you come by your name? I love me squirrels, for some weird reason. But I do, nonetheless.
I knew I had been in the city for too long when I realized I am afraid of squirrels.
what should I bake tonight?
Or maybe...one of those "book" thingies?
I've been meaning to look into those, but I haven't been able to find the On switch.
"Some Like It Hot" on PBS. Tony Curtis is as fabulously queer as can be.
monica_nyc
Showed that to my teen a couple of weeks ago. She was enthralled.
Who, what? Here I am Sarah. What about pants now?
FWIW, here's the notes on our deleted Holden Pony entry.
...squirrels are varmints.
"I hate you varmint" - Yosemite Sam
...we must fight varmintatin' in the city so we don't have to fight it in the country.
WalterNeff - Zahn, and I'd hit it.
(***laughs hysterically***)
"Some Like It Hot" on PBS. Tony Curtis is as fabulously queer as can be.
monica_nyc
Showed that to my teen a couple of weeks ago. She was enthralled.
Hilarious movie. Billy Wilder is Billyant!
Invading the compost pile has only emboldened the varmints.
NTodd--ruby lips, but where are the ruby fingertips?
I heard a rumor that Eli was the one who deleted the Wikipedia entry.
I hate Eli.
Drive-by movie Rec:
Walk the Line was very good.
Especially the part where Johnny Cash kicks Willie Nelson in the balls.
...we must fight varmintatin' in the city so we don't have to fight it in the country.
So we need a Varminator?
...varmintism?
was that late last night or early this morning after that wicked intense dream?
NTodd, NotMaster of His Domain
I hate it when people start stories, then get sidetracked and don't finish them.
Sweet Sue:
When I asked MsNeff what she would like for a holiday gift, she replied:
"jets"
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Dang, we have a wikipedia entry? Who knew?
Wal-Mart Arrests Are a Warning, Feds Say
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20051...illegal_workers
SCRANTON, Pa. - Federal officials say the arrest of 125 workers at a construction site for a new Wal-Mart distribution center should serve as a warning to employers who hire illegal immigrants.
All 125 workers arrested in the raid will be deported, Immigrations and Customs Enforcement officials said Friday. The workers from Mexico and Central America were detained Thursday at the site outside Pottsville, about 80 miles northwest of Philadelphia.
"Employers who knowingly hire illegal aliens, and those who utilize false documents to gain employment, face significant criminal and administrative charges," said John Kelleghan, acting special agent-in-charge for the immigration agency in Pennsylvania....
Last month, Wal-Mart shut down work on seven stores under construction in North Dakota to check for illegal aliens after two illegal immigrants working on Wal-Mart projects in Bismarck were charged with molesting two 13-year-old girls. Charges against one of the suspects were dropped after authorities found out he was a juvenile.
In 2003, a raid of 60 Wal-Mart stores in 21 states led to the arrests of 245 illegal workers. An affidavit claimed a pair of senior Wal-Mart executives knew cleaning contractors were hiring illegal immigrants. The retailer agreed to pay $11 million in March to settle the case but denied senior executives knew of the hirings
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You know, if they really wanted to send a warning, they'd have arrested the Walton heirs for hiring these people.
I made that last part up. But really, see Walk the Line. Shooter Jennings is in it.
WalterNeff--MsNeff may look like Paula Zahn, but I daresay far more intelligent.
SSquirrel is actually from a comic strip in the Daily Latrine(Lantern),
the OSU school rag in the early eighties, I live near South Squirrel
and got reminded of it allot.
Sarah, RIL - you should come and visit. I live at Squirrel Central. Precisely, in the house behind the giant maple that houses the local squirrl community. They are everywhere and they are adorable. And fearless. We're on THEIR turf.
NTodd:
I coulda swore I copied and saved Athenae's original entry but now I can't find it.
pooh.
NTodd--ruby lips, but where are the ruby fingertips?
Too. Many. Possible. Naughty. Jokes. Head. Spinning.
[clicks ruby slippers three times...]
I hate it when people start stories, then get sidetracked and don't finish them.
...and we all wore onions on our jackets--which was the fashion at the time. /Grandpa Abe Simpson
We had a Wikipedia entry. Until that damn Eli deleted it. After he stole that Jackson Pollock painting.
NTodd:
I have passed your message along. Now, all you have to do is wait for me to die - which is probably not a bad deal for you.
.
Are you telling me that Bobby Sherman doesn't even rate a Behind the Music?
I hate it when people start stories, then get sidetracked and don't finish them.
Oh, I finished...
RIL, had to go to family birthday party with the "Hunting" side of the family. Granddad shot a ten point buck today and threw his back out pulling it out of the woods. Cousing Mike swears that they have recorded and verifie a Cougar sighting twenty minutes north of here. Same guy got chased out of the swamp by an angry bear. Squirrels, right.
You know, if they really wanted to send a warning, they'd have arrested the Walton heirs for hiring these people
Let's not take this law & order thing *too* far...
It was kinda Doonesbury with squirrels, the quads were kinda infested with squirrels.
Well, Eschaton still has one.
WalterNeff--is shopping a reasonable substitution for masturbation?
I've been meaning to look into those, but I haven't been able to find the On switch.
Eli
Its a magical switch. You must think "On", while standing on your head and holding the book behind your right ear.
I have passed your message along. Now, all you have to do is wait for me to die - which is probably not a bad deal for you.
Well, you cleverly overcame my cunning plan to kill you with cardiac trauma, so I'm fresh out of ideas.
is shopping a reasonable substitution for masturbation?
Uhm, I say no.
Are you telling me that Bobby Sherman doesn't even rate a Behind the Music?
Max Planck
Most of my favorite singers/artists don't. Maybe because they didn't crash and burn in an entertaining way.
"See the tree how big it's grown,
but friends it hasn't been so long it wasn't big"
"See the tree how big it's grown,
but friends it hasn't been so long it wasn't big"
oh, wow. I didn't know Atrios went to Brown. So did I though didn't graduate. (Idiot, me).
How weird, loved Providence.
Oh, I finished...
NTodd, NotMaster of His Domain
I'll bet it was a happy ending.
sallyh, I don't think I'm shopping where you shop...
How weird, loved Providence.
My people!
Left Lane--yeah, but you're a guy. What do you know from candles and yummy smelling bath products?
Man, we are fucked. The developing world is in ascendancy and we are undergoing a self-lobotomy. If there was any time this country needed someone at the wheel, it's now. But goddamit we're stuck with the Bush Assholes for three more fucking years.
Sallyh:
You have mail. The blue-eyed MsNeff, is she Zahn or Dumont? I decide, you report.
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I knew I had been in the city for too long when I realized I am afraid of squirrels.
res ipsa loquitur
I've been to the meetings, there is a reason that they are always watching you!
ah, Ssquirrel...okay, that makes sense. I don't quite know why I love them so, but I do. I have learned quite a bit about their communications, many of which I can now duplicate (though I should probably be embarrassed to admit that) - but, they are interesting little critters, each w/their own separate and distunct personalities.
I was just curious, is all. Thanks.
Don't be angry, Bob.
It's time to move on to bartering, after which comes depression,
and finally acceptance.
Not that "acceptance" is necessarily a peaceful attitude.
RIL, here is a link for you. (Cue terrifying EEK EEK EEK soundtrack)
I last masturbated on Wednesday. It was catered.
That joke was for Eli.
.
Oh, I finished...
NTodd, NotMaster of His Domain
I'll bet it was a happy ending.
flory
And yet, no bedtime stories...
Oh, well, I do have some reading to do.
I knew I had been in the city for too long when I realized I am afraid of squirrels.
res ipsa loquitur
The Northern Virginia/DC area has pure black squirrels. They're really cool looking.
I heard the doorbell this morning, and went to answer the door. I didn't see anything but a brown paper bag wrapped around a flaming piece of Schmidt.
Jay C, you love Providence, too???
We had some wunnerful Portuguese maids/janitors at Pembroke/Brown, and we would go visit them, anmd they would get us roaring drunk, then sweetly and kindly get us back to our dorms.
Wonderful Italian places, too.
Such delicious people. We were kids then, but respectful and appreciative, and the Portuguese and Italians were so very, very kind and hospitable.
God, were we fortunate.
Jesus, WHT, I hope you didn't step in it.
Republicans Call Dems' Bluff on Surrender to Al-Qaeda
Last night Republicans proved that while Democrats will use whatever insidious tactics they can to undermine our war effort against al-Qaeda in Iraq, few are willing to associate their names with outright surrender to the organization that killed 3,000 Americans on September 11.
A measure demanding that those opposing the efforts of our troops in Iraq either put up or shut up was soundly defeated. The resolution, put on the floor by Chairman of the Armed Services Committee Duncan Hunter (R-CA), would urge "that the deployment of United States forces in Iraq be terminated immediately."
Don't be angry, Bob.
It's time to move on to bartering, after which comes depression,
and finally acceptance.
Not that "acceptance" is necessarily a peaceful attitude.
Darryl Pearce
Goddamit I can't. I've felt this way since May 2001 (I remember it explicitly), which is when I realized this was going to be the worst administration in my lifetime (so far). Shit.
Georgia Tech 14
Miami 10
Fat Lady starts singing...
Harvard, Yale. Georgetown, Brown. . .
Let's hear it for the University of Otago!
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I didn't see anything but a brown paper bag wrapped around a flaming piece of Schmidt.
Only cowards ring and run.
But goddamit we're stuck with the Bush Assholes for three more fucking years.
Angry Bob | 11.19.05 - 11:03 pm | #
You're forgetting his sucessor.
That'd be 7 more years at least.
...and we all wore onions on our jackets--which was the fashion at the time.
"Ah , there's an interesting story behind this nickle. In 1957 I remember it was, I got up in the moring and made myself a peice of toast. I set the toaster to three, medium brown."
Jesus, WHT, I hope you didn't step in it.
How'd it taste?
Can we get a fat lady to start singing for Bush?
I last masturbated on Wednesday. It was catered.
That joke was for Eli.
Huh? Wha?
Couldn't I just get a MsNeff pic instead?
Okay, then...
"Life's a bitch, and then you die."
Did that help any?
sallyh, I don't think I'm shopping where you shop...
Yet another Bruce
Deserter Bush on the "Mission Accomplished" aircraft carrier ... to the tune of "The Last American Hero" ("believe it or not it's just me")
Did I just hear you call my wife a bitch?
Angry Bob--I'd like to hope that the demise of the Boy King will be sooner than 3 years years.
And goddammit, where's the wine?
ellroon, I think one just started warming up. Off key, tho....
Stef's real name is Life?
Sony has certainly created a perfect storm for themselves. On top of everything else, it turns out that their piece of shit anti-piracy software contains pirated code!
Sony's DRM woes expand to include copyright infringement
http://www.pcpro.co.uk/news/
8027...fringement.html
If Sony BMG was hoping that the controversy surrounding its copy-protected CDs was going to die away, it was reckoning without infamous hacker Jon Lech Johansen, better known as DVD Jon.
It seems that the XCP software from UK company First4Internet that Sony had been using to prevent unauthorised copying of its music CDs, until it agreed to recall some 4.7 million discs, contains code 'infringing the copyright of several open source projects', Johansen notes in his blog. This includes code that he himself wrote for VLC, a free cross-platform media player.
The code was uncovered by Finnish software developer Matti Nikki, who also discovered other copyright violations.
'Multiple software components on the CD have references to the LAME open source MP3 code,' he wrote in an email. His findings have been substantiated by others.
'We can confirm that at least five functions in the XCP software are identical to functions in LAME,' Thomas Dullien from Sabre Security, a company that specialises in the analysis of complex software, told Reuters.
Although open source software can be freely used, it must be credited as such. No mention of it was made in the XCP code.
You're forgetting his sucessor.
That'd be 7 more years at least.
Moonbat Truth Serum
Successor? Hell, that'll be Al Gore. But by then it may be too late for even him to fix all the fuckups that this administration has wrought.
Great times, Sarah Deere. I used to work on the East Side, it's lovely. Between the Italian places over on Federal Hill, the Japanese and Indian places on the East Side, it's all you need.
I'm actually from Newport, so Providence is like an exotic foreign place where people have accents. [/snob]
Tomorrow:
SEA 33
SFO 17
WE WILL DOMINATE
(and I HATE that I'll be over the Pacific when the Seahawks play the Colts on Christmas Eve. FUCK)
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Eli and NTodd--Fembots on screen.
Jay C.:
Me, too!
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Good ol' Abe Simpson asked the ghost of his departed girl friend, "Is death scary?"
To which she replied as the rollercoast upon which the rode broached the first drop: "Not as scary as this!"
Gawd, I'd fatten up just to sing off key for the End of Bush.
You're forgetting his sucessor.
That'd be 7 more years at least.
Moonbat Truth Serum
Successor? Hell, that'll be Al Gore. But by then it may be too late for even him to fix all the fuckups that this administration has wrought.
Angry Bob | 11.19.05 - 11:13 pm | #
Al Gore? Has been loser.
But I love your plan. Moonbats are such useful idiots.
I get it now -- if only Franz Ferdinand had a better guitarist, who could tune properly, they'd remind me of Drums & Wires-era XTC. Man, I could really use some o' that.
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Georgia Tech 14
Miami 10
Miami's heinous uniforms did them in.
Can we get a fat lady to start singing for Bush?
Karen Manhands can't carry a tune.
Actually, the moonbats I know are pretty honest. Can we get some Wingnut Truth Serum?
Walter- I think I saw you mention your days in a certain rough-and-tumble Navy town.
Too funny. Coming up for the St. Patrick's Day parade this year?
NTodd... Life's a bitch.
Life's a bitch.
I'm sure your spouse is just pretty... um, pretty swell... er, terrific.
Eli:
You have mail.
.
Paging President Gore...President Gore, please pick up the white courtesy phone...
Ooo! I know a good fat lady: Dennis Hastert in a wig and a dress!
good evening bats
my feet are feeling the effects of having walked around disney world the last 13 hours
Bush needs to start focusing on his historical legacy.
University of Miami fiery wreck!
I won't insult the reader by going into the catastrophic consequences to Iraq, to the United States, and to the world if we were to withdrawal from Iraq while al-Qaeda is still in a position to take control of this critical country. The fact that surrendering in Iraq would spell absolute doom should be obvious to a child.
The vote was 403-3, with six bold souls voting "present." The three calling for immediate surrender were by some remarkable coincidence all Democrats: Jose Serrano of New York, Robert Wexler of Florida, and Cynthia McKinney of Georgia.
Jesus, ellroon -- after that visual, it says it ain't comin' out for another month.
I'll bet it was a happy ending.
It was THE BEST!
And yet, no bedtime stories...
Mebbe later. I lost interest soon thereafter.
Did I just hear you call my wife a bitch?
Better, my darling stalker, but haven't you noticed that I put up clever modifiers in my nick? Geesh, at least try.
Eli and NTodd--Fembots on screen.
These boobs were made for walkin'...
Bush will go down in history as the greatest leader the world has ever known.
Paging President Gore...President Gore, please pick up the white courtesy phone...
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere | Email | Homepage | 11.19.05 - 11:16 pm | #
Didn't he invent the white courtesy phone?
And goddammit, where's the wine?
Sorry sallyh (if I may call you that). Fucking dammit A. I'm blinded by rage all the time - I keep forgetting. Crap, I hate that. Maybe we can toast to a new administration, when that day comes. Won't be a goddamned moment too soon for me.
I am the real NTodd.
Bush needs to start focusing on his historical legacy.
sd 11:17 pm
Historical? Like the 'Osama intends to strike inside of the United States' memo?
my feet are feeling the effects of having walked around disney world the last 13 hours
matthew
==
But did you have Fun™?
I agree: he will go down.
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The Northern Virginia/DC area has pure black squirrels. They're really cool looking.
Max Planck
We got 'em here too. They're lovely.
The other NTodd is lying.
Jay C.
oh, honey, what food, what great times...! What loverly people.
Large in my memories!
Thanks for the confirmation.
SD
Eli and NTodd--Fembots on screen.
What? Where?
I'm watching MadTV make fun of Ghost Whisperer and Jillian Barberie.
Bush will go down in history as the greatest leader the world has ever known.
Remember, kids, when the can says "Only use indoors with adequate ventilation," it means just that!
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The trools are like Mormon missionaries now -- they arrive in pairs because the streets are just to scary for going solo.
I am the real NTodd.
This certainly posed a STIV:TUC-esque quandry, doesn't it?
University of Miami fiery wreck!
RealTexan
Is Thers here, or is he off sulking?
WalterNeff--Paula Zahn, but without the stupid.
You have mail.
Wow! How did you know I needed $500 in emergency cash?
I can prove I'm the real NTodd. My family used to spend our weekends at the French Quarter at the Perrysburg, Ohio Holiday Inn.
Bush will be the first U.S. Presidential suicide-in-office.
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the greatest leader the world has ever known.
Oh stop, you slay me!!
The other NTodd is lying.
Oh... CRAP! I hate it when this happens. Just let them beat the hell out of each other and then we'll phaser the winner to death because evil always beats good (unless good is very, very careful).
Bush will go down in history as the greatest leader the world has ever known.
As Chris Walken would say, "No no, your tone....it's all wrong, see."
Is Thers here, or is he off sulking?
I wish he were here. OSU wins, the 'canes lose. It's just as the Intelligent Designer wanted.
Angry Bob--sally or sallyh will do fine. The grandmere part will become reality circa Father's Day 2006.
Fine, Walter Neff. Just, fine!
Where's NYMary when I need that XTC-Franz thang analyzed...?
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jeesh - troolz still out beatin' a dead strawman. No wonder the Little Green Raelians are faithful to Dear Leader. Willfully stupid demographic of the Pajamas Media.
And the racing from Macau is most excellent. Though a brief moment of silence for Bruno Bonhuil, who died after an accident in the warm ups for yesterday's superbike race.
NTodd visits Arcata, California and is mentioned in the local paper!
"Saturday, October 22
2:18 p.m. A pantsless gentleman made his way up K Street, conveniently passing a used clothing store which donated a pair of much-needed trousers - as much to the relief of passersby as to him. He'd doffed his old pants due to a medical issue with fecal matter."
I am the real NTodd, but I have stolen WalterNeff's name.
.
Does anyone else think that it's strange that, while job hunting online, I applied to a Jewish school but not to a Christian school?
The trools are like Mormon missionaries now -- they arrive in pairs because the streets are just to scary for going solo.
Yet another Bruce
Think the trolls wear white shirts and black ties and bicycle helmets?
And I don't think it's because the streets are scary as much as it is to keep the other guy from being...distracted by real life.
Holy shit. How does the fake NTodd know about my childhood?
I can prove I'm the real NTodd. My family used to spend our weekends at the French Quarter at the Perrysburg, Ohio Holiday Inn.
Nah, that was just for special occassions--couldn't afford it otherwise. Oddly enough, last year when my wife, Katrina, and I were driving to MSP via Perrysburg, we did eat at the French Quarter, just for old times' sake. Wasn't as good as I remembered, but I guess it's harder to please me now than it was when I was 10.
The temptation is what makes the streets scary.
And I notice these two have the helmets. But no bicycles...
"Some Like It Hot" on PBS.
My uncle is in the banquet scene. Seated in a white tuxedo jacket opposite Raft,with a cigar in his mouth.
French Quarter at the Perrysburg, Ohio Holiday Inn.
NTodd
By the artillery range?
Bush will go down in history as the greatest leader the world has ever known.
sd | 11.19.05 - 11:18 pm | #
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sd = stupid dumbass
Fresno State 14
USC 7
This fake NTodd is a real stalker.
Holy shit. How does the fake NTodd know about my childhood?
Man, those internets are scary.
Go Fresno State- I root for bowl chaos.
And the announcers for this one are so bad, it's precious.
The Apple Jacks are calling me.
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Gyah! NTodd's trolling hisself!
Keith Moon drove a cadillac into the swimming pool of that Holiday Inn.
Michale Moore = Great American
sd = so deluded
= sadly demented
= suddenly dimwitted
I am the real NTodd.
This certainly posed a STIV:TUC-esque quandry, doesn't it?
I Arthur!
H2O:
Excellent!
.
I am Spartacus!
Jeffraham--by shooting, hanging, or overdose?
Would the Fake NTodd blogwhore a latenight edition of Samblogging? Prolly.
I am Spanky-cuss!
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Keith Moon drove a cadillac into the swimming pool of that Holiday Inn.
NTodd
I think he slipped and busted his teeth as well.
Then he made $50,000 for his next night's gig and had to have help getting to the bank.
Which one's the real NTodd...?
.
.
...followup: is there a "law" describing a thread that's collapsed into old Star Trek references?
I AM ATRIOS!
Amigos, deed joo know?
Thees trollita, "Moonbat Truth Serum"...
eets name ees an anagram for "Errant Bottom Humus".
wheech ees what eet smells like, tambien.
so.
This certainly posed a STIV:TUC-esque quandry, doesn't it?
NTodd, Kirk's Double
Well, its easy enough to solve -- NTodd, and other NTodd, raise your hand if you're not wearing pants.
Gah! Fie!
Now we're watching Harry McPotter and the Temple of Doom, or whatever it's called.
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...followup: is there a "law" describing a thread that's collapsed into old Star Trek references?
Probably, but I don't feel like googling it. Maybe my evil twin will.
50 bucks and a box of donuts it's Kenosha Kid. He's just that kind of guy, always trying to gaslight me.
sallyh: by shooting, hanging, or overdose?
Clearly, by OD -- he's too chickenshit to shoot himself, and would likely miss and kill the only honest young GOP intern in the WH if he tried.
My theory is that Unka Dick will phone Limbaugh to obtain the proper dosage, and convince Chimpy that it's the only way out... and, it's a helluva buzz, too.
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Another Star Trek reference:
"How many are there of you, Mr Atoz?"
Well, its easy enough to solve -- NTodd, and other NTodd, raise your hand if you're not wearing pants.
[raises right hand]
"How many are there of you, Mr Atoz?"
]
I'm thinking 24 or 26...
OK, ten it is, then. Thanks for all the feedback, guys.
The Northern Virginia/DC area has pure black squirrels. They're really cool looking.
Max Planck
We got 'em here too. They're lovely.
SSquirrel | Email | Homepage | 11.19.05 - 11:19 pm | #
They're a nusiance. I shoot all of the furry rats with my pellet gun.
Spock wants to know who is the real NTodd...
http://www.voyager.cz/tos/
epizod...destroyobr5.htm
sallyh: by shooting, hanging, or overdose?
erotic asphysiation!
"How many are there of you, Mr Atoz?"
Wait, without checking an epi guide, is that the one where they find that planet that's going to be destroyed, and the librarian sends them back to different times? Kirk is a witch, Bones and Spock are in the caveman time, so Spock is illogical and horny?
Regardless, I read a follow-up novel about the child that whatserface had. What was her name? The actress, I mean? Gorgeous, starred in that shitty TV series about local newsanchors (Beantown?) with The Incredible Hulk, er...Bill Bixby.
Now we're watching Harry McPotter and the Temple of Doom, or whatever it's called.
.
WalterNeff
Me too.
NTodd--Sam actually looks a bit sleepy in that pic.
S&L is doing Fox News!
NTodd--Sam actually looks a bit sleepy in that pic.
He is. He's been in bed for hours. I've got Fantasia running on repeat in the living room, so I've totally lost track of time.
I am the real NTodd posing as a fake NTodd who has disguised himself as watertiger who has been known to dabble in blackmarket steve simels. You can call me Al - posing as a WalterNeff look-a-similar, but different. More like Paula Zahn, but without the blond hair, long booted legs, and chesty mounds. Actually, more like Margaret Dumont with a buzz cut and Connery-like beard.
Oh, and oozy
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[raises right hand]
NTodd, The Pantsless
See? Simple.
Pants is overrated.
Mariett Hartley.
The actress, I mean? Gorgeous, starred in that shitty TV series about local newsanchors (Beantown?) with The Incredible Hulk, er...Bill Bixby.
Marriet Hartley
Marcia Brady--I think your decision not to apply to most 'Christian' schools is a wise one, although you would educate your charges in a lot of interesting ways.
Next thread let's all be Atrios!
Next thread let's all be Atrios!
Next thread let's all be Atrios!
SSquirrel
I'll be Gizmo.
Mariett Hartley.
That's it! I knew it! My alter ego is so fucking smart.
Star Trek often portrayed women as hysterical.
Mariett Hartley.
The one who was in the ice age episode of Star Trek, *and* Encino Man, with the thawed-out ice age Brendan Fraser?
I have a yeast infection.
The smell is terrible.
Pants is overrated.
Rarely is the questions asked, "is our pants learning?"
One Atrios...
Two Atrii...?
Now we're watching Harry McPotter and the Temple of Doom, or whatever it's called.
Perhaps Potter Stewart and the Temple of Doom? You'll know it when you see it...
Star Trek often portrayed women as hysterical.
It did indeed. Like that one where the chick switched bodies with Kirk so she could be captain.
"If only...if only..."
Perhaps Potter Stewart and the Temple of Doom? You'll know it when you see it...
Patrick Stewart and the Temple of Dome?
Hey, kidists.
I was out at the bar...what's new??
Damn tags!
Wait, where's Murtha, the guy that made this whole vote necessary with his recklessly irresponsible calls for "redeployment" — a euphemism used by people who don't even have the fortitude to surrender? He voted against it, possibly on the grounds that he wants the surrender to be stretched out over 6 months instead of occurring immediately — or possibly because he never really wanted to lose the war, he just wanted to prevent Republicans from winning it. A third possibility is that Murtha didn't even know what he was voting on, because he has gone completely insane.
"Mariett Hartley."
Sexiest two belly buttons on the planet.
Three Atrium
The Northern Virginia/DC area has pure black squirrels. They're really cool looking.
Max Planck
We got 'em here too. They're lovely.
SSquirrel | Email | Homepage | 11.19.05 - 11:19 pm | #
They're a nusiance. I shoot all of the furry rats with my pellet gun.
Moonbat Truth Serum | 11.19.05 - 11:33 pm |
Typical troll. Only shoots at something that could not possibly shoot back.
I'm....doctor...Simon...Van...Gelder...
http://www.voyager.cz/tos/
epizod...germindobr2.htm
Actually, this episode features my favorite Star Trek babe, Marianna Hill as doctor Helen Noel.
M Hartley in Encino Man? Huh???
ok. i'm back. you can start the thread now.
Ah, I see my third rate namestealer has returned.
...Paula Zahn, but without the blond hair, long booted legs, and chesty mounds.
Chesty Mounds?
I, ¡El Gato Negro! saw her dance at the Perro y Caballero.
¡Sagrado Gatos del Muerte!, could she worrrk the streeper pole, no?
so.
"Halliburton. Proud to serve our troops."
ick!
Wait, where's Murtha, the guy that made this whole vote necessary with his recklessly irresponsible calls for "redeployment"...
He didn't make last night's vote necessary. The GOP did. You guys really have to blame Dems for everything you do on your own?
"Who broke this lamp, Billy?"
"Ida Know!"
M Hartley in Encino Man? Huh???
Sean Astin's mom.
Holdsworth was so into that episode ("All Our Yesterdays," not a particularly good one, IMO) that he did this, and wrote several tunes with titles referencing it. He was very stricken with Ms. Hartley, btw...
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The Northern Virginia/DC area has pure black squirrels. They're really cool looking.
Max Planck
We got 'em here too. They're lovely.
SSquirrel | Email | Homepage | 11.19.05 - 11:19 pm | #
They're a nusiance. I shoot all of the furry rats with my pellet gun.
Moonbat Truth Serum | 11.19.05 - 11:33 pm |
Typical troll. Only shoots at something that could not possibly shoot back.
____league | 11.19.05 - 11:41 pm | #
They're vermin. Furry rats.
So I shoot them. That's what you do with rodents.
Margaret Dumont with a buzz cut and Connery-like beard
A Mrs. Dukesbury is a Dukesbury by any other name.
Left Lane, methinks they mean "Serve the Troops" in the same sense as that book, "To Serve Man."
G.W. Bush: Dick lied to you, MSM. Everything Dick says is a lie. Remember that, MSM. *Everything* he says is a lie.
Cheney: Now I want you to listen to me very carefully, MSM. I'm... lying.
MSM: You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie, then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because you always lie... illogical! Illogical! Please explain! You are human; only humans can explain! Illogical!
G.W.: I am not programmed to respond in that area.
Eli--Manticore next week has possibilities.
Yet another Bruce, "It's a cook book!!"
Murtha should be publicly lynched for trying to incite a revolution.
Here's Murtha from last Thursday, explaining on PBS when the threat from Islamic terrorists began:
Well, I say that the fight against Americans began with Abu Ghraib. It began with the invasion of Iraq. That's when terrorism started.
As OpinionJournal points out,
So according to Murtha, "terrorism started" either in March 2003 (with the "invasion of Iraq") or in May 2004 (when the Abu Ghraib miniscandal came to light). One wonders where he was in, say, September 2001. One wonders, too, how a political party can keep a straight face while putting him forward as a spokesman on national security.
Clearly, in Murtha's addled mind, loony-left propaganda has displaced reality.
Star Trek often portrayed women as hysterical.
Sallyh
If you'd seen William Shatner in a girdle you'd be hysterical too.
THX Eli. For as manyh times as I've seen it I just have zero remembrance of it.
Huh! Weird memory black hole.
Left Lane, methinks they mean "Serve the Troops" in the same sense as that book, "To Serve Man."
Mmm...I'm feeling a bit peckish.
Eli--Manticore next week has possibilities.
Mmm... Manticoresquito...
Oh, awesome - a love connection between Don Pardo and the Desperate Housewives narrator on SNL.
I think Murtha should be released on China.
my 1/2 cent.
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mts
I think that many of us might classify you as 'vermin'
Bush will be the first U.S. Presidential suicide-in-office.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Je,, I wonder.....
They're vermin. Furry rats.
So I shoot them. That's what you do with rodents.
moonbat truth serum | 11.19.05 - 11:42 pm | #
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actually, squirrels are unlike rats in many ways. squirrels avoid contact with anything humans have touched. they are both rodents though. i have been told that squirrels are very tasty, also. but i have never eaten one.
I had a new and interesting experience today; and, no, I'm not writing about the threesome with the pultritudinous postal worker - I'm writing, of course, about soy milk.
I liked it.
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no, I'm not writing about the threesome with the pultritudinous postal worker
Well why the hell not??
Logic is a tweeting bird... Logic is a wreath of flowers that smells bad. Are you sure you are functioning correctly? Your ears are green.
I liked it.
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WalterNeff
What brand was it?
Murtha...is he related to Mothra? He speaks and the earth shakes and stuff?
Moonbat Truth Serum = Errant Bottom Humus.
As eef to say: Whew! (covers nose with paw)
Eet smells of Errant Bottom Humus™ een here, eh?
so.
WalterNeff, my girlfriend hooked me on that, and a similar product, Silk Nog -- almost a good as egg nog, and guilt-free.
One wonders where moonbat truth serum copied and pasted that bullshit from. Murtha must really have hit a nerve. Swiftboating didn't work, so now it's time to call him a wacko. Too bad even Charlie Manson looks sane compared to Jean Schmidt.
Time for Plan C, you GOP losers.
"Bush will be the first U.S. Presidential suicide-in-office."
That would terrible. I hope he doesn't bleed out on any of the historical furnishings.
Fresno State 21
USC 10
moonbat truth serum
you're an idiot, right???
Or, you're a right-wing idiot, correct?
What cheese.
SD
WalterNeff, my girlfriend hooked me on that, and a similar product, Silk Nog -- almost a good as egg nog, and guilt-free.
Mine too. Big Silk fan.
right-wing idiot This from the Department of Redundancy Department.
Ooh...
I've got "Komakino" by Joy Division on yee ol' iPod right now.
Now I've got Arcade Fire going..
Gosh bless good music.
So, this Garry fellow—he's a wizard?
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As eef to say: Whew! (covers nose with paw)
Eet smells of Errant Bottom Humus™ een here, eh?
Oh, that's fucking beautiful.
I've got "Komakino" by Joy Division on yee ol' iPod right now.
Mama don't take my Komakino away...
"Bush will be the first U.S. Presidential suicide-in-office."
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didn't mckinley shoot himself?
I have a nasty yeast infection.
So, this Garry fellow—he's a wizard?
Who the fuck cares? I'm only interested in Germione.
Ah, I see my third rate namestealer has returned.
sallyh,Grandmere Poissonniere
I don't think they're even trying anymore.
Soy Milk? Naturally Preferred Vanilla. Great on Frosted Mini-Wheats.
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RealTexan:
That is funny: Go Fresno State!
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WalterNeff, my girlfriend hooked me on that, and a similar product, Silk Nog -- almost a good as egg nog, and guilt-free.
Yet another Bruce
Silk nog is the greatest. We usually hoard enough of it to last 'til February.
I also recommend Blue Diamond almond milk. Their chocolate milk's especially good.
Still no e-mail from Walter... I think there's some kind of disconnect between Yahoo & Hotmail.
Bush will be the first U.S. Presidential suicide-in-office.
An act of brutal honesty. One first and last truth.
told that squirrels are very tasty, also. but i have never eaten one.
Olaf glad and big (elitist for
I've always heard they make a lovely stew yet I usually make a lovely Beef Wellington.
Speaking of the loony-left, why didn't Dennis Kucinich vote for immediate surrender? Ironically, considering how impossible it is to take Kucinich seriously, his excuse for voting against the resolution was that it wasn't serious:
"They have no intention of taking us out [of Iraq]," he said. "This is trifling with the troops. It's playing with people's lives."
Great on Frosted Mini-Wheats
That's exactly how I had it!
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I have a nasty yeast infection.
Sarah Deere
Oh, fuck you.
I've got "Komakino" by Joy Division on yee ol' iPod right now.
Heh. I remember walking into Rough Trade to get my free copy of that one.
WalterNeff, my girlfriend hooked me on that, and a similar product, Silk Nog -- almost a good as egg nog, and guilt-free.
Mine too. Big Silk fan.
Eli
But it has to be Silk. The other kinds are kind of yucky.
Eli,
Yer mean. Don't make fun of my goth crap.
*hmph*
I think Moonbat Truth Serum oughta put down the Budweiser and pick up a newspaper.
I have a nasty yeast infection.
Sarah Deere
Oh, fuck you.
Sarah Deere
Wow. How existential.
Eli:
I sent you a lovely photo of MsNeff (with permission). Not for disttribution.
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told that squirrels are very tasty, also. but i have never eaten one.
Olaf glad and big (elitist for
I've always heard they make a lovely stew yet I usually make a lovely Beef Wellington.
SSquirrel | Email | Homepage | 11.19.05 - 11:49 pm | #
I feed them to my cats when I shoot them.
Cats think they're tasty.
Speaking of the loony-left, why didn't Dennis Kucinich vote for immediate surrender?
Because voting for the sham GOP resolution would've been stupid.
Speaking of the ratfucking right, why didn't the sponsor of said resolution vote for it?
"I also recommend Blue Diamond almond milk. Their chocolate milk's especially good."
Where exactly do they attach the milking machines?
Bush will be the first U.S. Presidential suicide-in-office.
An act of brutal honesty. One first and last truth.
Will he dress up in full fake military uniform first?
WalterNeff-
I'm enjoying it while it lasts, good entertainment while I clean the carpet.
"Keep on rockin in the free world!!!"
Neil Young
But it has to be Silk. The other kinds are kind of yucky.
Marcia Brady ?
Fortified Vitasoy isn't so bad.
Have you had the BD almond milk, though? I use it for almost everything these days, except baking and mashed potatoes.
NTodd, your pants are incredible.
Eli:
I sent you a lovely photo of MsNeff (with permission). Not for disttribution.
And here I thot I was special.
I sent you a lovely photo of MsNeff (with permission). Not for disttribution.
Yeah, I know. It hasn't come through. Hotmail mostly only allows spam to get through. I'll shoot you an e-mail from my Top Secret Works-Most-Of-The-Time e-mail address.
WalterNeff: That's exactly how I had it!
GMTA, man.
If you liked the Silk, you'll like the Naturally Preferred Vanilla better, I bet.
Silk has a bit of a grassy flavor, IMO.
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And here I thot I was special.
I begged.
apparently someone took so much 'truth serum' it made them so sick they're puking up the stuff here.
was it Steve Martin used to say to hecklers "I remember *my* first beer"?
I have a nasty yeast infection.
Sarah Deere
Oh, fuck you.
Sarah Deere | 11.19.05 - 11:50 pm | #
You want to fuck yourself? You're not to smart are you, Sarah?
ellroon - thanks, I made the pants myself.
i like the almond flavored soy milk. and i hate almost everything that isn't bad for you ( torches up another camel).
A troll's diary, part 3:
As I lay in my feet pajamas, the ceiling fan slowly bringing to mind the machinations of the coming day, I felt a faint nuzzle against my shoulder.
"Why don't you make love to me like you used to, Trollykins?" she whispered. I exhaled, and half sat up to explain the rigors of my office.
"You know I can't. We've got a war hero to slander, and I need every ounce of concentration devoted to that."
She didn't say a word, only swept the bedclothes up and made for the doorway. Looking down at the pile of empty Mountain Dew bottles and back at me, she finally raised her voice...
" Hotmail mostly only allows spam to get through."
It's a feature not a bug.
I use it for almost everything these days, except baking and mashed potatoes.
Fag.
Olaf, I am human and touch the peanuts I feed "my" squirrels, and I can tell you, they do not reject them.
On the other hand, I have done this for three years, at least, and they are used to me. I don't move, much, and they will cross my feet, go back and forth.
They apparently trust me, and the food that I offer.
But, then, I really adore them, perhaps they know that.
Murtha must really have hit a nerve.
Was listening to Air America today and since the right wing wacko channel is right next to it on XM decided to see what they were were saying. Murtha has clearly upset them. They thought it was extremely witty to call him 'Martha'. They had a 'I am a democrat' troll calling in and a woman who did the 'concern troll' just as good as our concern trolls here.
I just drove over to the kitchen in the golf cart: Lupé tells me it's called Vanilla Light Silk.
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Dear Mister NTodd,
You've been on fire these past few days. I just wanted to tell you that.
And, once again, I'm sorry about the passing of your dear kitty.
Love,
Zap R.
Anyone watching the discussion that preceded the vote on C-SPAN could see for themselves that the Democrats — slapping their hands together like trained seals at every defeatist canard thrown out by the senile demagogue Murtha, bobbing their heads up and down like a collection of bobblehead dolls every time the old fool said something that would encourage al-Qaeda — would have liked to surrender. But Republicans banked on their cowardice — a bet that the lopsided vote proved was a sure one.
H.RES.571
Title: Expressing the sense of the House of Representatives that the deployment of United States forces in Iraq be terminated immediately.
Sponsor: Rep Hunter, Duncan [CA-52] (introduced 11/18/2005) Cosponsors (None)
Related Bills: H.RES.572
Latest Major Action: 11/18/2005 Failed of passage/not agreed to in House. Status: On agreeing to the resolution Failed by recorded vote: 3 - 403, 6 Present (Roll no. 60.
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Just like that prick to try to demoralize the troops over politics.
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and i hate almost everything that isn't bad for you ( torches up another camel).
Olaf glad and big
hee hee....
uh-huh.....
I remember *my* first beer
Yup - I saw him in Portland during his white suit, arrow-in-the-head days.
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Fag.
joel
You betcha. Whaare you doing later? I'm thinking maybe I could knock your teeth out with a hammer - I hate getting raked - ram my cock down your throat, shoot a load up your ass, and then cut your motherfucking head off.
E-mail me if you're interested.
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Moonbat Truth Serum
go fuck yourself. no on else will, eh?
Truth Serum is cutting and pasting.
Olaf, I am human and touch the peanuts I feed "my" squirrels, and I can tell you, they do not reject them.
On the other hand, I have done this for three years, at least, and they are used to me. I don't move, much, and they will cross my feet, go back and forth.
They apparently trust me, and the food that I offer.
But, then, I really adore them, perhaps they know that.
Sarah Deere | 11.19.05 - 11:54 pm | #
You Olaf - you don't know shit about squirrels do you?
Have you had the BD almond milk, though? I use it for almost everything these days, except baking and mashed potatoes.
Phila
I used to get it at Trader Joe's during my California days. Pre-Silk.
You almost have to tip your hat to the three moonbats who supported the resolution. At least they had the guts to vote in accord with their convictions. There were six others who almost had the courage. These were the ones who voted "present" — as if they didn't really have an opinion on whether we should turn tail and run, letting Islamic terrorists take over Iraq. By another remarkable coincidence, all were Democrats: Jim McDermott of Washington; Jerrold Nadler, Maurice Hinchey and Major Owens of New York; Michael Capuano of Massachusetts and William Lacy Clay of Missouri.
Moonbat Truth Serum
go fuck yourself. no on else will, eh?
Sarah Deere | 11.19.05 - 11:58 pm | #
You're the one offering to fuck people.
Sarah,
Do you think a Phd thesis on internet trolls would be accepted at a major american university?
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well, moonbat truth serum. i guess all the troops will be coming home tomorrow, then. in spite of all the effort we anti iraq war types put into keeping them there forever. as snoopy said: curses! foiled again.
Truth Serum is cutting and pasting.
Phila
We seem to have the most incompetent namestealers on the Internets. What'd we do to deserve it?
I'll shoot you an e-mail from my Top Secret Works-Most-Of-The-Time e-mail address.
Eli
Wow. What do you have to do to get Eli's top secret email?
Bush 404 Error Truth Not Found
Eli has mail.
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Link worked fine for me.
Then again, my computer doesn't have a parental filter. Maybe mommy will give permission to see the page.
You don't need to be a believer to find words of wisdom in the Bible. Though the standard interpretation may be inaccurate, I can't help but think of Revelation 3:16:
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Clearly Democrats aren't interested in winning the war. So if they aren't at least going to own up to their desire to lose it, what good are they to anyone?
Nothing ever happens on Mars...
...Boring, boring, boring.
Ignore trolls, please?
Walter - sweetened soy milk? And I like the ginger soy milk and black soy milk.
And why is the trool still here beating a dead strawman?
The Republicans put up legislation and the Democrats don't vote for it. Why are the trools and Little Green Raelians celebrating a victory, when Republican legislation is defeated?
Marcia Brady:
I had to send Eli eighty-three bucks.
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Phila
I keep commenting on that. But then again, it is obvious these Trolls are in the BUSH league.
Phila: What'd we do to deserve it?
Our cross to bear for dickslapping the Beelzebublicans daily.
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Oh man, don't fucking get me started on cereal. Every goddam time I find I cereal I really like those asswipe cereal companies stop making it. First it was Sun Fucking Country granola, then it was Nesquick, the stuff that looked like rabbit pellets but it made the milk turn chocolate. I like putting cereal like that on the grownup stuff; you know, mini wheat or raisin bran. I really hate it when they stop making stuff I like. No good goddam reason for it.
To keep up with the latest cereal news, I rely on the Empty Bowl. Fucking great.
You Olaf - you don't know shit about squirrels do you?
Moonbat Truth Serum | 11.19.05 - 11:58 pm | #
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they like nuts. live in trees. are different from rats. other than that, no. i don't know much about them.
Nothing ever happens in Blaine . . .
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"Deferred Success" is new term for failure?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051...DRpBHNlYwM3NTc-
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - In 2005, some people wanted the word "brainstorming" replaced by "thought shower" so as not to offend people with brain disorders, and they also wanted "deferred success" to replace "failure" so as not to embarrass those who don't succeed.
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Sounds like George's supporters are messing with the language again.
We seem to have the most incompetent namestealers on the Internets. What'd we do to deserve it?
Phila
Be in opposition to the most incompetent Pretzelnitwit in history?
Eli has mail.
Woohoo!
Definitely a Paula Zahn-style hottie.
As opposed to an Ed Asner-style hottie, which are few & far between.
To keep up with the latest cereal news, I rely on the Empty Bowl. Fucking great.
You don't fuck around wit cereal.
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So is this pretty much how it's been all day around here? Trolls pretending the GOP's lame stunt was some kind of "triumph"?
Hell, Congress has been a few points lower than Bush in opinion polls forever. At best, they increased the overall level of public disgust with elected representatives of both parties. But Bush and the GOP still own the war, and nothing's going to change that.
How far has academia progressed toward the left-wing totalitarianism pointy-headed professors advocate imposing on America? Even closer than you might think, to judge by a recent incident at Warren Community College in Washington, NJ. Yesterday Freedom Folks reported that
Rebecca Beach, a Warren freshman, received a nasty surprise in response to her e-mail to faculty announcing the appearance of decorated Iraq war hero, Lt. Col. Scott Rutter, to speak today.
Professor John Daly replied to her email. His unedited reply can be read in its entirety here. A couple of highlights:
I am asking my students to boycott your event. I am also going to ask others to boycott it. Your literature and signs in the entrance lobby look like fascist propaganda and is extremely offensive.
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She'll expose you,
when she snows you.
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you.
She's ferocious.
I had to send Eli eighty-three bucks.
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WalterNeff
Somehow I imagined you would have to answer a series of riddles, each more enigmatic than the last...
So is this pretty much how it's been all day around here? Trolls pretending the GOP's lame stunt was some kind of "triumph"?
Phila
The Bushevik version of "Triumph of the Swill".
This stench of this yeast infection just drove my husband from the room.
Would somebody fetch me a glass of pumpkin juice?
Please? I'd be ever so grateful.
Oy, I need to take my pants off and go to bed. Tomorrow I REALLY have to pretend hard that I'm working, lest my work never appear to come close to getting done someday.
G'night Marcia, lovely batses, namestealers and other assorted trolls. Have a pleasant night/morning experimenting with the truth and defeating evil in your own particular idiom.
It's saturday night and the trolls are all home.
Imagine that.
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Halftime
Fresno State 21
USC 13
Somehow I imagined you would have to answer a series of riddles, each more enigmatic than the last...
If E = MC^2, then... why is a mouse when it spins?
Nothing ever happens in Blaine . . .
(blaine is a suburb of minneapolis, but i get the reference)
I know I have a pumpkin juicer around here some where.
If E = MC^2, then... why is a mouse when it spins?
Eli
Like that.
lt colonel scott rutter. check the spelling, asswipe.
Like that.
Pretty sure those were the first words of the Tom Baker incarnation Dr. Who, but I could be delirious...
G'night Marcia, lovely batses, namestealers and other assorted trolls. Have a pleasant night/morning experimenting with the truth and defeating evil in your own particular idiom.
NTodd, Incredible Pants
Sweet, intense dreams, NTodd...and be sure to write them down this time.
You know what always cracks me up? The thought of a troll on his deathbed, with his life passing before his eyes.
(Um, the riddle, that is, not "Like that")
Pretty sure those were the first words of the Tom Baker incarnation Dr. Who, but I could be delirious...
Eli
Bad Silk will do that.
We seem to have the most incompetent namestealers on the Internets. What'd we do to deserve it?
The idiots calling the wingnut radio show I listened to today appeared to be reading from exactly the same scripts as our trolls and namestealers. No one who could possibly be considered competent is still suporting Bush.
If E = MC^2, then... why is a mouse when it spins?
Eli
I rodent answer that, if I were shrew.
You know what always cracks me up? The thought of a troll on his deathbed, with his life passing before his eyes.
"As I Lay Trolling"
"The Death of Chester Cheetah"
But Bush and the GOP still own the war, and nothing's going to change that.
You know what's beautiful? they've spent the past 4 years talking about how anti-war the dems are.
Now they're trying to imply that somehow this war isn't chimpy's deal.
Ain't gonna work.
I rodent answer that, if I were shrew.
Why not? You appear... capybarable.
You know what always cracks me up? The thought of a troll on his deathbed, with his life passing before his eyes.
I'd just like to think of them as dead.
Did it step out for new talking points or more cheetos?
If E = MC^2, then... why is a mouse when it spins?
Eli
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the higher the fewer. but tell me this:
what is the difference between a duck
?
lt colonel scott rutter. check the spelling, asswipe.
Olaf glad and big (elitist for
Spelling?
S-T-R-A-W-M-A-N
If it's not Republicans defeating Republican legislation, it's the Little Green Raelians "struggling against the counterrevolutionaries and lie-brul roaders in the name of Dear Leader" beat and smash the lie-brul media and lie-brul education system. *geesh*
So has anybody seen SWR?
Why not? You appear... capybarable.
Hoo boy.
That was weak.
Now they're trying to imply that somehow this war isn't chimpy's deal.
Ain't gonna work.
fourlegsgood
The contortions will be fun to watch though, even if you do have to peek through your fingers.
Frank Rich:
If anyone needs further proof that we are racing for the exits in Iraq, just follow the bouncing ball that is Rick Santorum. A Republican leader in the Senate and a true-blue (or red) Iraq hawk, he has long slobbered over President Bush, much as Ed McMahon did over Johnny Carson. But when Mr. Bush went to Mr. Santorum's home state of Pennsylvania to give his Veterans Day speech smearing the war's critics as unpatriotic, the senator was M.I.A.
I rodent answer that, if I were shrew.
It's an impossumble situation.
If E = MC^2, then... why is a mouse when it spins?
Eli
Pika joke, any joke.
You know what's beautiful? they've spent the past 4 years talking about how anti-war the dems are.
Absolute power, with minimum responsibility. Nice way to live...as long as you're a chickenshit thug without the rudiments of a conscience.
The contortions will be fun to watch though, even if you do have to peek through your fingers.
I'm already enjoying it.
What was funnier than seeing that senile old coot in the house yesterday claiming that we were making "good progress" in iraq?
Idiots.
It's an impossumble situation.
You're in a whole squirrel o' hurt.
I rodent answer that, if I were shrew.
It's an impossumble situation.
Like Nutria Gingrich shutting down the House.
"He only took tips."
But seriously - back from Walk The Line. Great pic, great chemistry, great singing. In a word, great. Recommended with both hands.
But damn - that Harry Potter must be swelling the coffers like crazy. The early evening showing of our movie was packed, I suspect with more than a few people facing the soldout sign for HP.
My grandfather lost the tip of his finger to a squirrel, I almost lost the tip of the same finger, but that was because I hit it with a sledgehammer.
Say, white chocolate peanut butter cups are good!
Absolute power, with minimum responsibility. Nice way to live...as long as you're a chickenshit thug without the rudiments of a conscience.
Nothing lasts forever. Their date with karma is going to be beautiful to behold.
whole squirrel o' hurt.
Rat on!!
When a man grows old and his balls grow cold,
And the tip of his prick turns blue;
When it bends in the middle like a one-string fiddle,
He can tell you a tale or two.
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"You know what always cracks me up? The thought of a troll on his deathbed, with his life passing before his eyes."
"The Day the Cheetohs Died"
Puns.
Not listening.
Not listening.
But damn - that Harry Potter must be swelling the coffers like crazy. The early evening showing of our movie was packed, I suspect with more than a few people facing the soldout sign for HP.
JeffCO
My daughter went to see it today. She said all the boys in it are hot.
She has very eclectic tastes.
My grandfather lost the tip of his finger to a squirrel, I almost lost the tip of the same finger, but that was because I hit it with a sledgehammer.
My brother and I each cut off the end of the same finger while working for the same restaurant. Well, of our own respective fingers, not some third guy's finger twice.
My daughter and her friends went to see Harry Potter, dressed up in capes and boots. She said it was the best one so far.
"You're in a whole squirrel o' hurt."
Chinchilla out dude.
Like Nutria Gingrich shutting down the House.
That was back when he was Mouse Squeaker, right?
lt colonel scott rutter. check the spelling, asswipe.
Olaf glad and big (elitist for
Spelling?
S-T-R-A-W-M-A-N
If it's not Republicans defeating Republican legislation, it's the Little Green Raelians "struggling against the counterrevolutionaries and lie-brul roaders in the name of Dear Leader" beat and smash the lie-brul media and lie-brul education system. *geesh*
So has anybody seen SWR?
Tom - 大肚腩 | Email | Homepage | 11.20.05 - 12:10 am |
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i was thinking that the speaker was probably lt. col. scott rItter. usmc. world's foremost expert on iraq's weapons programs, who opposed the war as completely unnecessary. the community college student was probably pro iraq war.
what is the difference between a duck
?
Olaf glad and big (elitist for
A cock-teau film retrospective?
Don't ask why.
Walk The Line. Great pic, great chemistry, great singing. In a word, great.
And Joaquin Pheonix is much hotter than Johnny Cash ever was.
You know what always cracks me up? The thought of a troll on his deathbed, with his life passing before his eyes.
Phila
Probably as peaceful as can be. Never having thought to wonder why he ever was. Like Incog says, eaters and shitters.
My grandfather lost the tip of his finger to a squirrel, I almost lost the tip of the same finger, but that was because I hit it with a sledgehammer.
You had your grandfather's finger? How'd the tip get back on it? Was the finger it attached to you?
Jay C, remind me not to ask for the salsa there.
what is the difference between a duck?
Not sure what, but as to where, you'll find in Mordor most fowl.
Chinchilla out dude.
I'll try. Beaver that, or risk pulling a hamster.
Dammit!!
I'm too drunk to keep up wit y'all!!
Have a food night!!!
Peace,
ZR
When a man grows old and his balls grow cold,
And the tip of his prick turns blue;
When it bends in the middle like a one-string fiddle,
He can tell you a tale or two.
Her dress was up, his ass was bare,
His balls were swinging in the air.
His you-know-what was you-know-where,
And if that wasn't fucking, then I wasn't there.
i was thinking that the speaker was probably lt. col. scott rItter. usmc. world's foremost expert on iraq's weapons programs, who opposed the war as completely unnecessary. the community college student was probably pro iraq war.
Olaf glad and big (elitist for
And the trool was definitely beating a strawman.
SWR hasn't been around tonight
Where's Thers tonight?
Is he off sulking because Miami lost? I'm hoping USC loses too.
My ol' granddad loved him some squirrel gravy.
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My daughter and her friends went to see Harry Potter, dressed up in capes and boots. She said it was the best one so far.
ellroon
I still say that was Judy Miller as Madame Maxime.
Damn the puns have gone rabbit, time to put them down.
Damn the puns have gone rabbit, time to put them down.
That's not bunny!!
My ol' granddad loved him some squirrel gravy.
Jeffraham Prestonian
With or without fingers?
I might have to go see Harry Potter tomorrow.
He rammed it hard to the trigger guard,
Then fired two times three,
But to his surprise, Nell closed her eyes
And smiled in ecstacy.
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And Joaquin Pheonix is much hotter than Johnny Cash ever was.
Marcia Brady
yep. Ditto that.
Damn the puns have gone rabbit, time to put them down.
EkCenTriK
Vole you do the honors? I'm too squirrelly.
There have been orgies in all ages of the world.
Jay C, remind me not to ask for the salsa there.
IIRC, it was the pasta sauce that did me in. Give a sleepy and/or high 17-year old a wet cutting board, a sharp knife, and an overripe tomato, and watch the magic...
Puns? PUNS?
click...click...BLAM!
you guys never heard that one before? what's the difference between a duck?
the answer is: one leg is both the same.
so do you walk to work, or do you carry your lunch?
When a man grows old and his balls grow cold,
And the tip of his prick turns blue;
When it bends in the middle like a one-string fiddle,
He can tell you a tale or two.
That's beautiful... brings a tear to my eyes
ellroon: With or without fingers?
I think he plinked 'em with a .22 rifle, so I doubt fingers really came into play, other than the trigger-finger.
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Hi. This is William Rehnquist. Finally, I'm dead.
I'm in purgatory, and I still have Wi-Fi.
I have to stay here to expiate my sins.
Please vote for Gore/Obama in 2008.
There have been orgies in all ages of the world.
phila | 11.20.05 - 12:19 am | #
I'd like to return my namestealer, please. It's broken.
Oh, and all of that Harry Potter crap is boring...
(damn....i'm gonna get hell)
Funny how a few harmless puns put some people into a furry.
"Damn the puns have gone rabbit, time to put them down.
That's not bunny!!"
If only I could, I woodchuck the puns and do something different. But I am a creature of rabbit, hamsterstrung by my own passions.
And Joaquin Pheonix is much hotter than Johnny Cash ever was. Marcia Brady
He does nothing for me, but I will say that Reese is just 'bout the purtiest little thing with the steeliest spine y'all's likely to see.
And Joaquin Pheonix is much hotter than Johnny Cash ever was.
Marcia Brady
yep. Ditto that.
Sarah Deere | 11.20.05 - 12:19 am | #
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don't know who joaquin phoenix is. i love johnny cash, though. but not because of any hotness.
When a man grows old and his balls grow cold,
And the tip of his prick turns blue;
When it bends in the middle like a one-string fiddle,
He can tell you a tale or two.
Yes, tear-jerker, but I'm not gonna do the checkin' every time some guy wants to tell me a story.
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I'd like to return my namestealer, please. It's broken.
Phila
Without a receipt, all you can get is Troll Store credit. We've got a lovely concern troll of equal or lesser value, claiming it's ashamed of the shrillness displayed by the liberal Dems...
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
If only I could, I woodchuck the puns and do something different. But I am a creature of rabbit, hamsterstrung by my own passions.
Hare! hare!
I will say that Reese is just 'bout the purtiest little thing with the steeliest spine y'all's likely to see.
JeffCO
She is someone I'd take home in my pocket. She always plays the steely spined girl.
I would like to once again state that those cutesy commercials that focus on hands and mouths should be banned, and that violators should be executed.
If only I could, I woodchuck the puns and do something different. But I am a creature of rabbit, hamsterstrung by my own passions.
EkCenTriK
Oy. Lemming outta here!
"I'd like to return my namestealer, please. It's broken."
Did you send in the warranty card and registration? We can't seem to find you in the database. However if you still have your receipt, we may be able to assist you.
I lost the tip of my finger in a Thai brothel during a game of Whirlybird with a tranny ex-boxer named Kyle. It's a long story with a short ending with me in the middle and a middle finger lost.
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Boo
All's ferret in love and puns
Without a receipt, all you can get is Troll Store credit. We've got a lovely concern troll of equal or lesser value, claiming it's ashamed of the shrillness displayed by the liberal Dems...
Jay C.
Sounds good. Guinea pig me a winner at the dog track?
you guys never heard that one before? what's the difference between a duck?
the answer is: one leg is both the same.
so do you walk to work, or do you carry your lunch?
Olaf glad and big
Oh my fucking god! We told these jokes in 9th grade! We did that when we weren't crushing each other's lunches in the vises in shop. I can't believe those jokes were used somewhere else... unless.. Hey did you go to West Hempfield?
I would like to once again state that those cutesy commercials that focus on hands and mouths should be banned, and that violators should be executed.
Eli
And those where someone is smacking over his food, or whispering. Those drive me bonkers.
If anyone lives in Rep. Schakowsky's district or is a busybody and wants to jump in... Be nice to my misguided Republican friend.
http://janschakowsky.org/
SchaBLO...inIllusion.aspx
You guys are nothing but scalawags and racoonteurs.
Sounds good. Guinea pig me a winner at the dog track?
Win, place and shrew?
All's ferret in love and puns
Weaseler said than done.
All's ferret in love and puns
Left Lane
Man...give him a chinchilla take a mile
Oh my fucking god! We told these jokes in 9th grade! We did that when we weren't crushing each other's lunches in the vises in shop. I can't believe those jokes were used somewhere else... unless.. Hey did you go to West Hempfield?
Angry Bob | 11.20.05 - 12:25 am | #
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nope.
btw, the answer to the second one is: a jacket, because a vest has no sleeves.
I know it should have been y'all're, but I really wanted to work in a y'all's.
Weaseler said than done.
Eli
Eli's a perfect example of why the mink shall inherit the earth.
You anti-pun people have put me into a deep skunk.
Eli's a perfect example of why the mink shall inherit the earth.
Most people believe that would be a gerbil tragedy.
A pun thread! And I've been missing it! And the little name stealing twits too so there is that, anyway how is everyone?
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
Was he?
"No, you don't understand. I don't *want* a replacement namestealer"
how do you get down from an elephant?
btw, the answer to the second one is: a jacket, because a vest has no sleeves.
That's right! That's exactly the answer we used. Goddam.
Now I'm really leaving. Gotta get ready for a day of drinking and manly punches to the shoulder.
So wallaby, puns or not. Are we shrew with it and it was all just a dream?
You anti-pun people have put me into a deep skunk.
The sad thing is, they wear it like a badger of honor.
a gerbil tragedy
walkin' a fine line my friend! Careful with the wordage.
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Hmm, still hasn't tapired off yet. Not to badger anyone, but shouldn't you otter be discussing matters of greater import, like biofuels?
Amarillo fan of pun threads, even if otters aren't.
I know it should have been y'all're, but I really wanted to work in a y'all's.
JeffCO
Toby's says he doesn't think any word should have two apostrophes. I pointed out that he was obliged to write y'allll for y'all'll, and he stormed off claiming that I'm his inferior and not worth talking to.
"We did that when we weren't crushing each other's lunches in the vises in shop."
Let's back up for a moment. This statement requires a bit more discussion.
Wolverines.....and stuff.
-- puns are an excellent troll repellent.
-- trolls and Bush appear to be equally stupid.
-- If we could expose Bush to some puns do you think that would keep him from coming back here from Asia?
Ok, that I know - you don't, you get down from a duck!
Hmm, still hasn't tapired off yet. Not to badger anyone, but shouldn't you otter be discussing matters of greater import, like biofuels?
Better than talking about what a kinkajou I am, I suppose.
Okay, kinkahalfjou.
I assume the lunches were crushed before lunch break? I mean, I've heard of tough schools an' all...
Toby's says he doesn't think any word should have two apostrophes. I pointed out that he was obliged to write y'allll for y'all'll, and he stormed off claiming that I'm his inferior and not worth talking to.
I'm all for Toby storming off, si I'm sorry to break it to you, but the correct construction is yins'll
"his inferior and not worth talking to"
that must have hurt...
Most people believe that would be a gerbil tragedy.
Eli
Now you're just being coypu.
Arachnid y'all'd be tard'a these things by now.
Man, coming up with new puns is aardvark I tells ya!
Now you're just being coypu.
That's hyraxiomatic.
Okay...
I'm really drunk.
I'll see y'all in the morn...
BTW: I heart the band, Interpol.
I assume the lunches were crushed before lunch break?
Alpaca lunch, if it'll help.
Pun threads establish lynx amongst the community, though, so that's good.
You anti-pun people have put me into a deep skunk.
You'll get over it.
I'm all for Toby storming off, si I'm sorry to break it to you, but the correct construction is yins'll
browster
You're crazy. Yins'll's what you put on a Christmas tree.
Y'all'd've been no help at all the other night.
no respect for the dead.
I assume the lunches were crushed before lunch break? I mean, I've heard of tough schools an' all...
Yet another Bruce
Well hell yes, it was before lunch. We weren't that mean. Anyway, after lunch we'd see how many times we could break each other's pencils in half by threading them between three fingers and slamming our hand onto a desk. I think the record was four times for one pencil.
Goodnighty!
♥
Alpaca lunch, if it'll help.
Llama see if I need one first.