I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Fitz!
(beethoven's) 9th?
Cheney did it!
Yes, yes, and yes!
oh yeah... dinner! I forgot again!
ciao!
Keith! Do something!
al Qaeda #3s are the new color coded terror alerts.
Kooky Atrios moonbat. Next you'll be flinging those wacky tinfoil hat theories about how there was a connection between the color-coded alerts and bad political news for Bush.
Just ... wacky...
I'm ready for Fitzmas 2.
So this means that after the fact, whoever was in charge will be asked if the news was at all linked, and he'll go "Yep." And that'll be it, like with Ridge.
Here's the beauty part: we just keep capturing him.
DIdn't I hear awhile ago that Zarqawi may not even exist?
You should see my double dong.
Good job! Quit waggin', dog! Or tail. Or War Criminal.
Good job! Quit waggin', dog! Or tail. Or War Criminal.
Only problem is, there's so much bad news with this administration that every single day, there's bad news to link to their press releases. It's like pointing out the coincidence between "24" being on and a cop being in a donut shop.
I like Pandas
You should see my double dong.
Oh yessssssss
All you need to know about Fitzgerald's investigation is two words: Cheney's guilty.
This VTech FSU game is boring as hell. Both these teams can bite me.
We have a lot more toys.
some use batteries, if you're interested.
At least they keep pretending it's a gripping matchup. Never mind the horror of FSU reaching a BCS game with that squad.
Re-re-re-re-re-HICA!
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Next you'll be flinging those wacky tinfoil hat theories
Have you noticed how we don't talk about tinfoil hats so much anymore? That's because we're discovering there really ARE incredibly complex and wide-ranging conspiracies behind so much of what's going on. Plamegate, Abramoff, etc., etc., etc. ad infinitum. Suspecting "they're all in it together" is now proof of SANITY.
The only thing better than a double dong is a triple dong. With fresh batteries.
That's some really pathetic namestealing. What's wrong with battery-operated toys?
Battery toys corode.
how many #3 guys have we killed so far?
I'd love to see FSU get there. Then we can dump this idiot ACC championship game idea.
The ACC has tons of talent, rotten coaching.
Dont blame me
I wanted compromise
But the webmaster prefers to ban and censor.
FUCKY YOU FY.
FUCKING FUCK YOU!
COWARD ASSHOLE. FREEDOM OF SPEECH DOEN'T GIVE YOU THE FREEDOM TO BE ANNOYING.
This VTech FSU game is boring as hell. Both these teams can bite me.
Thers
USC can bite me. Talk about boring-ass shit.
Ya gotta select a lube that won't corrode anything.
Anything mechanical I mean.
Kooky Atrios moonbat. Next you'll be flinging those wacky tinfoil hat theories about how there was a connection between the color-coded alerts and bad political news for Bush.
Just ... wacky...
Thers
So which blog had the post on the Busheviks getting caught Armstrong Williams'ing the Katrina reconstruction events in Lousiana?
So I saw the Harry Potter movie tonight and couldn't help but notice that the 9" giantess headmaster was a dead ringer for JudyJudyJudy. It was....unnerving.
I kept waiting for her to blurt out that she was proved fucking right.
I caught my #3 gerbil hiding in Bob Frist's rectum. When water-boarded, the gerbil admitted it was not much of hiding place, but fy was using Hastert's rectum.
-Liddy Dole
The ACC has tons of talent, rotten coaching.
Thers
Kind of like the Busheviks...
Wide Right! Wide Right!
But the webmaster prefers to ban and censor.
Only because
1) you are mentally ill, and
2) you have nothing to say.
Other than that? Sure, hang around!
how many #3 guys have we killed so far?
Kill the current #3 and someone else moves up into that job and gets the target painted on his back. It's kinda like being that anonymous third crew member who comes along when Kirk and Spock beam down to a new planet.
It's kinda like being that anonymous third crew member who comes along when Kirk and Spock beam down to a new planet.
Capital J | 12.03.05 - 10:19 pm | #
so #3 is wearing a red shirt? guess that makes him easier to target.
it's worth checking out the NYT story on the Iraq strategy document. The White House didn't understand that in Acrobat you can see who the original author of the source document was-- a pollster.
FUCKING FUCK YOU FY.
YOU DON'T BELONG. GO AWAY.
You all Ah'm gonna be working hard to clear my dear friend Bill Frist.
Kill the current #3 and someone else moves up into that job and gets the target painted on his back.
An alternative theory is that we kill a fucking toilet paper salesman, and then lie about it.
It's kinda like being that anonymous third crew member
remember "guy" in galaxy quest?
"i'm going to die!"
"don't be ridiculous. you aren't going to die."
"then what's my last name?"
hahahaha.
Here's the beauty part: we just keep capturing him.
It is my belief that al Qaeda has more #3s than actual members.
can't be the only person reminded of whack-a -mole.
You know fy, if you didn't just drop bombs, and tried actual discourse you might get somewhere. But nobody likes someone who's only purpose is to fart in a closed room.
I'D LIKE TO MEET FY FACE TO FACE.
It is my belief that al Qaeda has more #3s than actual members.
Certainly seems that way.
Terry C, take this big can of Troll-B-Gone and spray it all around your computer. C'mon, empty the whole thing. Now breathe its calming scent (toxic to trolls). Don't worry, we know a name-stealer when we see one.
But nobody likes someone who's only purpose is to fart in a closed room.
FeralLiberal
What makes you think that fy has had any interest in doing anything but farting? Do you expect it to discuss racism and the American Communist Party in the 20th century?
You know fy, if you didn't just drop bombs, and tried actual discourse you might get somewhere.
it's not trying to get a message across. it has nothing to say. it just wants to impress us how "brilliant" it is for getting around blocking.
"look! i can cross the street against the light! i'm a genius!"
This VTech FSU game is boring as hell. Both these teams can bite me.
All the games were boring today.
In fact, the highlight of my day was trying out my new vacuum cleaner.
How pathetic is that?
The Cardassians are marching on Gnashvegas! They just said that Gul Fair is on his way! And he apparently has some severe weather-generating weapon...
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In fact, the highlight of my day was trying out my new vacuum cleaner.
How pathetic is that?
four legs good | Email | 12.03.05 - 10:23 pm | #
is it a dyson? 'cause those are cool.
"look! i can cross the street against the light! i'm a genius!"
Actually, that *would* impress me. Fy should try it more often.
All the games were boring today.
And with that, FSU starts getting decisive in this one.
Now it's almost time for Random Bowl Season.
I'D LIKE TO MEET FY FACE TO FACE.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
I'm sure he's just some pimply, gangly teen.
What makes you think that fy has had any interest in doing anything but farting?
You're right Tom, I guess I'm asking too much.
is it a dyson? 'cause those are cool.
If there's one thing we all know about 4 legs, it's that he hates to lose suction.
I'll come in again.
Wide Right! Wide Right!
Heh.
Bobbie Bowden is a fundie. One thing I like about Christ is how he keeps making him lose big games. Of course, Jesus also thinks VTech are a bunch of overhyped jerks who can't handle a speedy defense.
I am going to start a theologically oriented college football site soon. Except my Jesus will determine game outcomes only after seventeen martinis.
It is my belief that al Qaeda has more #3s than actual members.
It's my belief that they just keep killing random people and then saying, "oh look!! an al-quaeda hotshot! who'd a thunk it?"
The Terry C namestealer is quite unconvincing.
Five minutes with FY is all I ask.
I'd put a hurting on him with my strap-on.
If there's one thing we all know about 4 legs, it's that he hates to lose suction.
THis is true.
It is a Hoover, however. I wanted a cannister vac because I mostly have wood and tile floors.
In fact, the highlight of my day was trying out my new vacuum cleaner.
How pathetic is that?
four legs good
The highlight of my day will be the march. Somewhere between 10-100 thousand expected. Making it approximately the size of a USF or Michigan football game.
But the webmaster prefers to ban and censor
Steaming piles of shit, yes.
Go figure.
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TerryC,
I wouldn't mind taking that 5 minutes if FY backs out.
Goodnight, 'bats. Can't hold my eyelids open any longer, except maybe for one peek outside to see if it's snowing.
calvin: what are you doing?
mom: vaccuuming.
calvin: can i try?
mom? no, you aren't old enough. you wouldn't be able to.
calvin: pleeeeaaaaasssse?
mom: well, ok. but just this once.
calvin [to self]: what worries me most is that repressed smile.
Joe Besser? One of the Three Stooges?
http://www.stoogeworld.com/_Biog...raphies/
Joe.htm
JOE BESSER, who replaced Shemp Howard as the third Stooge in 1956 (not 1955), caught the attention of theater goers with his impish grin and child like demeanor. He was certainly a comedian in his own right.
I'm an al Quaeda No. 3!
Me too!
And me!
The highlight of my day will be the march. Somewhere between 10-100 thousand expected. Making it approximately the size of a USF or Michigan football game.
Ah, so USF crowd < march < Michigan crowd.
"put some wax on the tracks
and slide on OUTTA HERE!"
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This VTech FSU game is boring as hell.
If only I could see it. But one glimpse of those maroon pants and orange socks and my eyes gouged themselves out.
It is my belief that al Qaeda has more #3s than actual members
"Who are you? I'm the new number 3. Who is number 1? You are number 6"
"Joe Besser? One of the Three Stooges?"
No...Joe "Mama" Besser - another one of the Spinal Tap drummers.
Have you noticed how we don't talk about tinfoil hats so much anymore? That's because we're discovering there really ARE incredibly complex and wide-ranging conspiracies behind so much of what's going on. Plamegate, Abramoff, etc., etc., etc. ad infinitum. Suspecting "they're all in it together" is now proof of SANITY.
Capital J |
Um DUH!
Watergate. Iran Contra. Burr's plan.
How far back do you want to go?
I'm an al Quaeda No. 3!
Me too!
And me!
smitty underpantsless | Email | Homepage | 12.03.05 - 10:28 pm | #
I'm al-Spartacus!
.
The highlight of my day will be the march.
What march?
No...Joe "Mama" Besser - another one of the Spinal Tap drummers.
Nim, ham hock of liberty
Odds are stolen from The Stooge.
I'm al-Spartacus!
I'm al-Haig, and I'm in charge here.
Ther:
You're going to be at the winter NYC gathering, no?
Hey, how come no one invited me? Hurumph, Hurumph.
The highlight of my day will be the march.
What march?
four legs good
March of the Wooden Soldiers a Laurel and Hardy classic.
Steaming piles of shit, yes.
Go figure.
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Dr. Grand Moff Texan | Email | Homepage | 12.03.05 - 10:28 pm | #
Or, as my friend says, "goat finger."
OK, I just quoted myself.
I should just get my own blog.
Oh, right.
Maybe I should blog more.
.
No...Joe "Mama" Besser - another one of the Spinal Tap drummers.
Nim, ham hock of liberty
named, no doubt, after joe "stooge" besser. spinal tap was not kind to their drummers.
Ah, so USF crowd < march < Michigan crowd.
Jay C.
According to predictions. There is always the possibility that things could exceed expectations. And the CCP is hoping that it'll be the size of the InstaParrot's independence from the Bushevik party line.
'Evening, moonbats.
Wonder if anyone but BushCo. and the most reality-averse wingers takes "catching #3" seriously. I suspect most people go, yeah, right, whatever.
Went out X-mas shopping today. Days like this I'm glad I pissed off most of my family, 'cause it costs enough buying for the ones still speaking to me! Trouble is, I like buying gifts. Guess I'll have to resign myself to being broke.
For my youngest nephew I bought 2 DVDs in the "Baby Einstein" series, one on Shakespeare, one on Van Gogh. My niece Simone says the kids at her day care are riveted by them. Little Evan is 2, but had some health problems and is only at the level the other kids were at 1. Hope he'll find them enriching.
Of course, the temptation is to open them to view them myself before giving them to him!
I'm al-Haig, and I'm in charge here.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.03.05 - 10:30 pm | #
I'm al-Gipper.
Mommy? What do I do now?
OK, now I've quoted someone quoting me. This is the left-wing echo-chamber?
Too sad.
More wine! More women!
O!!!
It's so lonely on Olympus!
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Hope little Rosie feels better soon. Being sick is so tough on the little critters. Hope she is able to sleep.
Shame Bush cancelled two or more missions to kill Zarkawi before the invasion.
How many people would still have their heads?
Nick who?
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More wine! More women!
I think maybe you've had enough wine...
Turn on Showtime at 10:30(now). An intresting take on the Bush administrations' Iraq policies and what our dying soldiers might be thinking. It's a must watch for viewers of sites like this. It's called Masters of Horror, episode: homecoming. Showtime is running a free weekend so most will be able to watch for free
Rosie is sick?
sister of ye - You're a good aunt, I don't care what anyone says!
For my youngest nephew I bought 2 DVDs in the "Baby Einstein" series, one on Shakespeare, one on Van Gogh. My niece Simone says the kids at her day care are riveted by them. Little Evan is 2, but had some health problems and is only at the level the other kids were at 1.
those are good. i also recommend "zen baby". by grandson loved that b/t ages of one and two. "watch zen baby?" may have been his first sentance.
What march?
four legs good
This one
I'm sure there will be lots of wire photos for wt and attaturk to play with.
Though my camera is charged and ready for duty. I'll post photos when I get home.
I for one welcome our disenfranchised zombie overlords.
Hey, how come no one invited me? Hurumph, Hurumph
Because we're unorganized? Email me, watertiger, NYMary, or Res Ipsa. (I'm the most irresponsible, tho, just so you know.) Speak up and come on down!
I for one welcome our disenfranchised zombie overlords.
I would have titled it Suffragette City Of The Dead.
Rosie is sick?
Yeah. Nothing too dangerous; a virus. Poor kid.
Al Q has the best recruiting practice. They immediately move you to middle management.
"No bombs for you. You are number three. When can you start?"
Anybody still about? Steve was right - the final shot in the Vertigo restoration IS too dark. Still good though.
I'm sure there will be lots of wire photos for wt and attaturk to play with.
Ahhh, excellent.
If I were in Hong Kong I would go too.
Like most liberals, I'm frightened at the prospect of black empowerment.
Shame Bush cancelled two or more missions to kill Zarkawi before the invasion.
Yeah well, as discussed earlier, Poseidon offered Katrina to Clinton in 1996, but Clinton turned him down. Sean Hannity told me so.
If I were in Hong Kong I would go too.
four legs good
Look for me in the photos, I'll be dressed in black. *wink*
Al Q has the best recruiting practice. They immediately move you to middle management.
"No bombs for you. You are number three. When can you start?"
It's pretty hilarious when they all start trying to order each other around.
those are good. i also recommend "zen baby". by grandson loved that b/t ages of one and two. "watch zen baby?" may have been his first sentance.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
I would go Natural Born Killers or the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Children love the bright colors and surreal quality of the films.
Sorry to hear about Rosie! I'll start boiling chickens, stat!
Like most liberals, I'm frightened at the prospect of black empowerment.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
On Saturday, December 3 at 10:30 pm
The Undercover Economist: Exposing Why the Rich are Rich, the Poor are Poor-and Why You Can Never Buy a Decent Used Car!
Tim Harford
Description: Tim Harford, Robert Hahn, and Tyler Cowen discuss Mr. Harford’s new book, “The Undercover Economist.” Using examples from his travels in Africa, Europe and Asia, Harford argues that the impact supermarkets, coffee chains, and mega-corporations have on the average consumer is helping to increase the gap between the poor and upper classes. Mr. Harford also touches on the economic concepts of scarce resources, market power, efficiency, price gouging, and game theory to explain the economic impact of day-to-day events like grocery shopping.
Author Bio: Tim Harford is a former economics editorial writer at the Financial Times and now writes the "Dear Economist" column for the magazine. He is currently the lead writer for the Chief Economist of the International Finance Corporation.
Publisher: Oxford University Press 198 Madison Avenue New York, NY 10016
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On now. I was thinking about this shit just a few threads ago. It must be the ID.
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It's pretty hilarious when they all start trying to order each other around.
Eli
It seems to work though.
Yeah. Nothing too dangerous; a virus. Poor kid.
Poor thing.
Damn. Only the fucking Hulk on sci-fi channel.
I wanna see some eatage, GODDAMNIT IT!!
fy - most transparent namestealer ever.
Like most liberals, I'm frightened at the prospect of black empowerment.
Actual Liberal | 12.03.05 - 10:37 pm | #
real liberals are much more intelligent and funny with self-depracation.
I go to civil rights rallies
And I put down the old D.A.R.
I love Harry and Sidney and Sammy
I hope every colored boy becomes a star
But don't talk about revolution
That's going a little bit too far
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal
-Phil Ochs
New Al-Qaeda slogan:
Go Fish.
Sorry, that was c-spans/BookTV, the undercover economamist.
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I'm al-Haig, and I'm in charge here.
Eli
ok, laugh of the nite. simels had sumth'n that was better, but i caint remember, so eli wins. did i mention i hate your sister? = envy.
no, it's clear boys and girls we are talk'n staight up fasiscm here.
i'm sick of the the black is white, up is down euphamisms. i know when i'm being played. even when the logic doesn't add up, it's a feeling you get. not a good feeling.
peace to all atriots, and a better day tomorrow.
no. 3 my ass.
Like most liberals, I'm frightened at the prospect of black empowerment.
Actual Liberal
it's that penis thing isn't it?
If only I could see it. But one glimpse of those maroon pants and orange socks and my eyes gouged themselves out.,/i>
There's a lot of maroon here.
I want the only ACC team in the top 10 not be in the BCS. That would be swell.
I would go Natural Born Killers or the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Children love the bright colors and surreal quality of the films.
Rizla | 12.03.05 - 10:38 pm | #
just don't show them to any olives.
they could go bad.
Actually "Go Fish" isn't proper, since that's what you say when you don't have any 3s.
AQ has many fish.
I want the only ACC team in the top 10 not be in the BCS. That would be swell.
Okay.
Like most liberals, I'm frightened at the prospect of black empowerment.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
I don't want Michael Steele to get elected, and I want Clarence and Condi to go away. Does that count?
does the same guy post the al qaida and BCS rankings?
Evening, 'Bats!
Hardly a shocker that the "TOP Terrorists" get *captured* with every Bu$h failure. We already saw it with the color-coded terror alerts by HLS. It's a sick joke. I'm thinking it's been repeated enough that even the rubes get it. Hahahahahaha. You may say I'm a dreamer.
real liberals are much more intelligent and funny with self-depracation.
I go to civil rights rallies
And I put down the old D.A.R.
I love Harry and Sidney and Sammy
I hope every colored boy becomes a star
But don't talk about revolution
That's going a little bit too far
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal
-Phil Ochs
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Great song.
I've thought of it a number of times while lurking and reading silly posts here.
jello's version is a nice update.
did i mention i hate your sister? = envy.
That's a damn shame, dude. She's single, and I think she's roughly in your age group.
Like most liberals, I'm frightened at the prospect of black empowerment.
Actual Liberal
Still to come from this +r001:
Rocks are soft
Trees are cloth
Cars are pianos
Poop is food
Does that count?
Damn, Eli. You racist you.
I just shat myself.
Evening bigvic, how are you!!
I don't want Michael Steele to get elected, and I want Clarence and Condi to go away. Does that count?
I'm terrified of Condi's dick.
Poop is good food.
It is my belief that al Qaeda has more #3s than actual members
"Who are you? I'm the new number 3. Who is number 1? You are number 6"
FeralLiberal
A link from Atrios and a "Prisoner" reference. Thanks for a great day 
Damn, Eli. You racist you.
I'm also sexist and homophobic for hating Coulter, Malkin, Gannon, and Mehlman.
does the same guy post the al qaida and BCS rankings?
gary in fl
No, it's Baghdad Bob.
At least, when he tries to gin up excitement for the Big East's BCS rep.
does the same guy post the al qaida and BCS rankings?
gary in fl
yes. There is also a number three of the month. he gets his picture on the cave wall.
At the end of the year there is a drawing for a vacation in that middle eastern snowland.
Nice bene package including dental.
peace to all atriots, and a better day tomorrow.
no. 3 my ass.
charley
#3 My ass again????? OK.
Peace out Charley.
Like most liberals, I'm frightened at the prospect of black empowerment.
Actual Liberal | 12.03.05 - 10:37 pm | #
most likely because you are an idiot.
I'm also sexist and homophobic for hating Coulter, Malkin, Gannon, and Mehlman.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.03.05 - 10:43 pm | #
you could have left off malkin and used sexist in a seperate post.
just sayin.
IS GEORGE BUSH THE WORST PRESIDENT -- EVER? By Richard Reeves
Fri Dec 2, 8:13 PM ET
PARIS -- President John F. Kennedy was considered a historian because of his book "Profiles in Courage," so he received periodic requests to rate the presidents, those lists that usually begin "1. Lincoln, 2. Washington ..."
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But after he actually became president himself, he stopped filling them out.
"No one knows what it's like in this office," he said after being in the job. "Even with poor James Buchanan, you can't understand what he did and why without sitting in his place, looking at the papers that passed on his desk, knowing the people he talked with."
Poor James Buchanan, the 15th president, is generally considered the worst president in history. Ironically, the Pennsylvania Democrat, elected in 1856, was one of the most qualified of the 43 men who have served in the highest office. A lawyer, a self-made man, Buchanan served with some distinction in the House, served as chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and secretary of state under President James K. Polk. He had a great deal to do with the United States becoming a continental nation -- "Manifest Destiny," war with Mexico, and all that. He was also ambassador to Great Britain and was offered a seat on the Supreme Court three separate times.
But he was a confused, indecisive president, who may have made the Civil War inevitable by trying to appease or negotiate with the South. His most recent biographer, Jean Clark, writing for the prestigious American Presidents Series, concluded this year that his actions probably constituted treason. It also did not help that his administration was as corrupt as any in history, and he was widely believed to be homosexual.
Whatever his sexual preferences, his real failures were in refusing to move after South Carolina announced secession from the Union and attacked Fort Sumter, and in supporting both the legality of the pro-slavery constitution of Kansas and the Supreme Court ruling in the Dred Scott class declaring that escaped slaves were not people but property.
He was the guy who in 1861 passed on the mess to the first Republican president, Abraham Lincoln. Buchanan set the standard, a tough record to beat. But there are serious people who believe that George W. Bush will prove to do that, be worse than Buchanan. I have talked with three significant historians in the past few months who would not say it in public, but who are saying privately that Bush will be remembered as the worst of the presidents.
There are some numbers. The History News Network at George Mason University has just polled historians informally on the Bush record. Four hundred and fifteen, about a third of those contacted, answered -- maybe they were all crazed liberals -- making the project as unofficial as it was interesting. These were the results: 338 said they believed Bush was failing, while 77 said he was succeeding. Fift
Like most liberals, I'm frightened at the prospect of black empowerment.
Actual Liberal | 12.03.05 - 10:37 pm | #
Okay, Condi.
I know that's you!
Ummmmmm, Eli is not a racist. Wrong insult.
He is a SEXIST PIG! DUMMY!
I just shat myself.
Tom - 大肚腩
Isn't it great when they try to namesteal you and screw up the name due to technical incompetence?
There are some numbers. The History News Network at George Mason University has just polled historians informally on the Bush record. Four hundred and fifteen, about a third of those contacted, answered -- maybe they were all crazed liberals -- making the project as unofficial as it was interesting. These were the results: 338 said they believed Bush was failing, while 77 said he was succeeding. Fifty said they thought he was the worst president ever. Worse than Buchanan.
This is what those historians said -- and it should be noted that some of the criticism about deficit spending and misuse of the military came from self-identified conservatives -- about the Bush record:
He has taken the country into an unwinnable war and alienated friend and foe alike in the process;
He is bankrupting the country with a combination of aggressive military spending and reduced taxation of the rich;
He has deliberately and dangerously attacked separation of church and state;
He has repeatedly "misled," to use a kind word, the American people on affairs domestic and foreign;
He has proved to be incompetent in affairs domestic (New Orleans) and foreign ( Iraq and the battle against al-Qaida);
He has sacrificed American employment (including the toleration of pension and benefit elimination) to increase overall productivity;
He is ignorantly hostile to science and technological progress;
He has tolerated or ignored one of the republic's oldest problems, corporate cheating in supplying the military in wartime.
Quite an indictment. It is, of course, too early to evaluate a president. That, historically, takes decades, and views change over times as results and impact become more obvious. Besides, many of the historians note that however bad Bush seems, they have indeed since worse men around the White House. Some say Buchanan. Many say Vice President Dick Cheney.
i was just informed that our vodka supply has been replenished, as have the toothpicks.
i believe we also have some olives and some blue cheese. so y'all know what i'll be doing for the next few minutes....
I'm also sexist and homophobic for hating Coulter, Malkin, Gannon, and Mehlman.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.03.05 - 10:43 pm | #
you could have left off malkin and used sexist in a seperate post.
just sayin.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Right like if you were all drunk and Anne slid her hand in your pocket the thought of a good liberal banging setting her straight wouldn't cross your mind.
How do you think Maher met her?
Patterns - Paul Simon
The night sets softly
With the hush of falling leaves,
Casting shivering shadows
On the houses through the trees,
And the light from a street lamp
Paints a pattern on my wall,
Like the pieces of a puzzle
Or a child's uneven scrawl.
Up a narrow flight of stairs
In a narrow little room,
As I lie upon my bed
In the early evening gloom.
Impaled on my wall
My eyes can dimly see
The pattern of my life
And the puzzle that is me.
From the moment of my birth
To the instant of my death,
There are patterns I must follow
Just as I must breathe each breath.
Like a rat in a maze
The path before me lies,
And the pattern never alters
Until the rat dies.
And the pattern still remains
On the wall where darkness fell,
And it's fitting that it should,
For in darkness I must dwell.
Like the color of my skin,
Or the day that I grow old,
My life is made of patterns
That can scarcely be controlled.
Isn't it great when they try to namesteal you and screw up the name due to technical incompetence?
It's pathetic.
Truly.
Like most liberals, I'm frightened at the prospect of black empowerment.
Actual Liberal | 12.03.05 - 10:37 pm | #
Wow, that would surely explain the last 150 years of liberalism.
Wait. No it wouldn't.
Pick a hole and sew it shut, you smear.
.
He is a SEXIST PIG! DUMMY!
I stand humbly corrected. I can't imagine what I was thinking.
i believe we also have some olives and some blue cheese. so y'all know what i'll be doing for the next few minutes....
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Dude!
Just wash your hands when you are done.
Thanks for the suggestion, Rizla, but if I'm going for bright colors, I'll give him and his brother Rocky Horror Picture Show. Better music.
Besides, their daddy will love it (not) if his boys start wearing feather boas and singing "Time Warp."
Heh heh heh. I'm an evil, corrupting aunt and I love it!
I'm a sexist for calling Jean Schmidt a whore. I'm a racist for making fun of Michelle Magalangalangalangalang's name. I'm a homophobe for pointing out that Bushco and the Congressional GOP caucus is so full of self-hating closet cases that the door keeps popping open by itself.
Right like if you were all drunk and Anne slid her hand in your pocket the thought of a good liberal banging setting her straight wouldn't cross your mind.
You're on crack.
Okay, Condi.
I know that's you!
Phhhffffiipt. Word. *Morans* pretending to be libs are SO not smart.
does anyone else think that "Tonight I'm gonna (rock you tonight)" is actually a good song?
sittenpretty, around here we all pretty much agree i think.
worst. president. ever.
I'm eat a mile of SITTENPRETTY's shit just to see where it came from.
He is a SEXIST PIG! DUMMY!
Did I say Sexist? I meant SexY.
i was just informed that our vodka supply has been replenished, as have the toothpicks.
i believe we also have some olives and some blue cheese. so y'all know what i'll be doing for the next few minutes....
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Email | 12.03.05 - 10:47 pm | #
Tonight, you choose vodka ...
and Shaka Khan.
TITOS!
TITOS!
TITOS!
Best fucking vodka in the world.
Yeah, I know them's fightin' words.
.
It's pathetic.
Truly.
four legs good
And with that, I'm off to {wo}man the barricades. Torches and pitchforks are left at home on this trip to Government Headquarters!
I wouldn't fuck coulter with cheney's dick operated by remote control from 3 states away.
Besides, their daddy will love it (not) if his boys start wearing feather boas and singing "Time Warp."
heh heh.
my idiot fundie brother was very upset when we bought his infant son a pink teddy bear for xmas.
so the next year we got him a baby doll.
IS GEORGE BUSH THE WORST PRESIDENT -- EVER? By Richard Reeves
Yes.
Now you don't have to read the article; you can spend that time instead with your family or catching up on your back issues of American Literature or whacking penguins. Thank me later.
Sittenpretty - I don't doubt for a minute that w has carved out a special little niche of his own in the Hall of the Worst. He's hardly given us a chance to catch our breath these last six years, reaching new lows literally daily. zi know I'm impressed.
Um DUH!
Watergate. Iran Contra. Burr's plan.
How far back do you want to go?
Rizla
You know this does not rise to the level of corruption say a blow job would.
does anyone else think that "Tonight I'm gonna (rock you tonight)" is actually a good song?
No-one knows... who dey were... or... what dey were doin'. But their legacy remains... *hewn* into the livin' rock... of Stone'enge.
my idiot fundie brother was very upset when we bought his infant son a pink teddy bear for xmas.
hee hee.
Right like if you were all drunk and Anne slid her hand in your pocket the thought of a good liberal banging setting her straight wouldn't cross your mind.
You're on crack.
four legs good
Sure.
You say that now.
they say the difference between a fox and a dog is only a few drinks.
Anyone want to play a game of peek-a-boo with my asshole?
338 said they believed Bush was failing, while 77 said he was succeeding.
Damn liberal professors.
JOE BESSER, who replaced Shemp Howard as the third Stooge in 1956 (not 1955), caught the attention of theater goers with his impish grin and child like demeanor. He was certainly a comedian in his own right.
Rizla
He sucked.
I cannot watch any Stooge episode that he is in!
Like most liberals, I'm frightened at the prospect of black empowerment.
Actual Liberal | 12.03.05 - 10:37 pm
Like most fascists, I'm even more stupid than I seem.
TITOS!
Best fucking vodka in the world.
well, i'm partial to kettle and grey goose. chopin is probably the best.
but my biggest client is cutting their development budget in january, so tonight it's absolute. or as i call it, absolutely adequate.
Oh, and I'm an anti-Christian bigot for pointing out that the clergy both Catholic and Protestant is a haven for child molesters, statutory rapists, serial adulterers, and sexual deviants, perverts and fetishists of every description.
Right like if you were all drunk and Anne slid her hand in your pocket the thought of a good liberal banging setting her straight wouldn't cross your mind.
Not after I slid my hand into her pocket.
I would go Natural Born Killers or the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Children love the bright colors and surreal quality of the films.
Rizla | 12.03.05 - 10:38 pm | #
just don't show them to any olives.
they could go bad.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Every T'giving, my g'dtr has to do the "olive fingers" thing. We encourage her to eat them herself or throw them away. Contaminated (bad) olives.....
Dont blame me
I wanted compromise
But the webmaster prefers to ban and censor.
FUCKY YOU FY.
FUCKING FUCK YOU!
COWARD ASSHOLE. FREEDOM OF SPEECH DOEN'T GIVE YOU THE FREEDOM TO BE ANNOYING.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat | 12.03.05 - 10:17 pm | #
Not my post.
(a) I don't type in all caps.
(b) I can spell!
"my idiot fundie brother was very upset when we bought his infant son a pink teddy bear for xmas"
He was probably concerned the kid would become gay.
Sure.
You say that now.
they say the difference between a fox and a dog is only a few drinks.
There is not enough alcohol in the world.
You know this does not rise to the level of corruption say a blow job would.
tbsa
I think because she was so mediocre looking. It just pissed everyone off.
Not like that hot chick from Highlander who said she did Bill.
It was Clintons last call what's left at the bar choices.
hee hee.
four legs good | Email | 12.03.05 - 10:50 pm | #
i should add, little nathaniel LOVED both gifts. it took quite a while for fundie dad to distract him away with replacemnet toys.
he's such an idiot.
Seriously though.
I would eat a mile of Sittinpretty's shit just to see where it came from.
Dr. Grand Moff Texan
That was truly disturbing...
Sure.
You say that now.
they say the difference between a fox and a dog is only a few drinks.
There is not enough alcohol in the world.
four legs good
Sure.
Dude except that guys and booze equates with random fucking.
It's a guy thing.
I'm eat a mile of SITTENPRETTY's shit just to see where it came from.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbatè…© | 12.03.05 - 10:48 pm | #
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thats swell because we just mucked the stalls and its all you caneat nite at the barn shitface! 
Dude except that guys and booze equates with random fucking.
It's a guy thing.
Too bad I don't drink.
That's a damn shame, dude. She's single, and I think she's roughly in your age group.
Eli
oh, then i luv her. does she need an assistant? i'm so pathetic.
and now i have to take your funny award away.
yes. There is also a number three of the month. he gets his picture on the cave wall.
Rizla
sarah deer, i love olive fingers!
terry c, we know. fy is apparently schizophrenic and scolding itself.
I'm eat a mile of SITTENPRETTY's shit just to see where it came from.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbatè…© | 12.03.05 - 10:48 pm | #
Name stealing asshole hasn't even got my name spelled right this time.
Too bad I don't drink.
Dr. Pepper doesn't have the same effect, does it?
I'd go down on Sarah Deere if she'd let me.
Sittenpretty - I don't doubt for a minute that w has carved out a special little niche of his own in the Hall of the Worst.
Hall of infamy! Heh. Hey girlfriends. Any lemondropds about? I put in more than a half a day's work today and I feel robbed! You mixing, Katie?
Tom - 大肚腩
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbatè…©
Most pathetic troll, evah.
I shake my head in amazement. It call to mind Dr. Johnson's comment about a dog walking on its hind legs. It's not that it does it well, it's that it does it at all.
Like most liberals, I'm frightened at the prospect of black empowerment.
Actual Liberal
Like most trools, I enjoy the smell of my own farts and excrement, so I waft the stench in here for everyone to enjoy.
Chagrined and humbled.
Not like that hot chick from Highlander who said she did Bill.
SHE is NOT hot.
UGH!
i believe we also have some olives and some blue cheese. so y'all know what i'll be doing for the next few minutes....
dirk gently, sociopathetic
if you are putting blue cheese in your martoonis, you are a sick person.....
tcfm...poor dear just cant manifest a good disguise
He was probably concerned the kid would become gay.
actually, namestealer, that was the point.
Dude except that guys and booze equates with random fucking.
It's a guy thing.
not with me. nothing random about it.
sarah deer, i love olive fingers!
I love Salad Fingers.
I'd go down on Sarah Deere if she'd let me.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat | Homepage | 12.03.05 - 10:55 pm | #
How mature!
I'd go down on Sarah Deere if she'd let me.
So fake no comment needed. Please.
Hey bigvic! Stinky around here tonight, innit? Lemondrops would help.
Dr. Pepper doesn't have the same effect, does it?
It *does* make me feel pretty good, though...
Dude except that guys and booze equates with random fucking.
It's a guy thing.
Too bad I don't drink.
Eli
I did.
Now I'm dull and tedious.
I miss the random fucking the most.
Of course being drunk I could have done more random fuckiong than I recall.
Making me miss it doubly so.
"Not like that hot chick from Highlander who said she did Bill."
Now, Sarah Deere is hot.
I'd sprinkle a little blue cheese and olives around there and snack out.
if you are putting blue cheese in your martoonis, you are a sick person.....
Sarah Deere | 12.03.05 - 10:56 pm | #
you stuff the olives with it. should be done w/ grey goose, in which case it's called a "blue goose"
it's really very good, despite how it sounds. if you like vodka martinis, give it a try.
Hey, namestealing troll...
Does your mother still cry when you try to seduce her?
HAW HAW HAW HAW!
-
What IS up with the maroon pants and the orange socks?
Not like that hot chick from Highlander who said she did Bill.
SHE is NOT hot.
UGH!
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat
Sure she isn't.
She was still hotter than Monica.
Too bad I don't drink.
Good for you!
(more for me!)
.
What IS up with the maroon pants and the orange socks?
Hulk wears orange socks?
"What IS up with the maroon pants and the orange socks?"
Sounds like the color combination the wife suggested for the kitchen. We are still in negotiations.
HAW HAW HAW HAW!
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MisterX | Homepage | 12.03.05 - 10:59 pm | #
[flashes back on early '70s Levis™ commercial]
.
I love Salad Fingers.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.03.05 - 10:57 pm | #
how can i ever thank you! that's great!
I'll be damned. The troll finally learned how to spell "Terry C Feminazi Moonbat. A million monkeys at a million typewriters...
I'm eat a mile of Sarah Deere's shit just to see where it came from.
Dr. Pepper doesn't have the same effect, does it?
It *does* make me feel pretty good, though...
Eli
It works better if you practice autoeroticism with it.
That is the choking thing right?
Not just straight forward greasing the flagpole.
I'm so behind the times.
Hulk wears orange socks?
I am NOT watching the lame ass Hulk movie.
Grumble grumble. I want some zombies or other eaty type creatures.
The namestealer is carrying on a conversation with itself, posting both the fake posts and the fake outraged denials of the namestolen. Eventually it will disappear up its own ass.
He was probably concerned the kid would become gay.
Tom - 大肚腩
One does not "become" gay.
if you like vodka martinis, give it a try.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Email | 12.03.05 - 10:58 pm | #
If I like WHAT?!?!?
No such fucking thing.
Martinis.
Vodkatinis [in the same class as green apple -tinis and other fruity drinks].
Look, I'm all for a real Bond martini (NOT the phony recipe we all know from the movies) but if it's not gin, it's NOT a martini.
.
It's sad that someone could be so desperatly pathetic and berefit of original thought to have to use someone else's name to compensate for their lack of intelligence.
chopin is probably the best.
and the fab buffalow!
Sounds like the color combination the wife suggested for the kitchen. We are still in negotiations.
Glasses would be cheaper.
Hey, namestealing troll...
Does your mother still cry when you try to seduce her?
He hasn't gathered the courage to ask his Mama for a date yet. He's still masturbating to her picture.
[flashes back on early '70s Levis™ commercial]
Dr. Grand Moff Texan
HA!
When I read that, I always flash back to DEVO's "Peekaboo" video for some reason...
-
I am NOT watching the lame ass Hulk movie.
Dude. Hulk just *totally* ate some cheerleaders. I swear.
I'm eat a mile of Sarah Deere's shit just to see where it came from.
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat | Homepage | 12.03.05 - 11:01 pm | #
I really resent the fact that it is trying to project what turns IT on onto me!
indeed.
martini=gin
I hate having to explain that to bartenders
Dr. Pepper
Capt. Morgan's spiced rum
splash of grenadine
[void where not snowing]
.
I really resent the fact that it is trying to project what turns IT on onto me!
But what could be viler?
Glasses would be cheaper.
Dark glasses.
Dude. Hulk just *totally* ate some cheerleaders. I swear.
Eli
I think I remember Lawrence Taylor doing that when he was at the height of his, er, powers.
The namestealer is carrying on a conversation with itself, posting both the fake posts and the fake outraged denials of the namestolen. Eventually it will disappear up its own ass.
Buzz Bomb
The outraged denials ARE mine (the name stolen).
4LG, I have a purple tele-tubbie if you want it . . .
Yeesh! Hecate wasn't kidding about the retrograde mercury. This is like wading through molasses.
Dude. Hulk just *totally* ate some cheerleaders. I swear.
You are not fooling me.
"Glasses would be cheaper.
four legs good "
She has a few tones that she can't quite catch correctly. After all these years I finally figured out why she prefers white walls, she knows she can't quite get it right. All these years and the truths start to come out 
Does your mother still cry when you try to seduce her?
He hasn't gathered the courage to ask his Mama for a date yet. He's still masturbating to her picture.
Dr. Pedant
Has everyone seen the Spanking the Monkey film?
Damn intellectuals.
sheets...
4LG, I have a purple tele-tubbie if you want it . . .
Ummm.
No.
OK, this is the shit:
We all know the *regulars* are not of the troll level of idiocy. We know troll shit when we see it.
We know that drunken Atriots never slink into the hellholes of trolliness. Stop typing with assholes. It's degrading to humanity. And liberalism.
Peace.
Dude. Hulk just *totally* ate some cheerleaders. I swear.
Whoa. And I'm wasting time hanging around here?
Now,
1 part gin
1 part vodka
1 part vermouth
[i.e., the original Bond martini from the books]
is a real good shaken shot. Preferably with Tito's Handmade Vodka from right here in Texas, but don't get me started.
But take the gin out, and it ain't a martini.
Me? It's a wet Gibson, like pre-WWII. Tanqueray because more money doesn't buy a better gin. Cinzano makes the brightest tasting vermouth, and yes: it isn't just a necessary evil.
Stirred, straight up, and clean.
THAT'S a fucking martini.
.
Waitaminnit. If it's "vodkatinis", how come they're not called "gintinis"?
HANH?
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http://store1.yimg.com/I/
vodkagu...de_1862_7657139
Luxury vodka of multiply rectified spirits infused with Bison grass native to the Bialowieza forest, home of the european bison; W. Somerset Maugham said that drinking Zubrovka is as delightful as listening to music in the moonlight
Sorry, by pre-WWII I mean 2 parts gin to one part vermouth.
That's why the vermouth matters so much.
.
but if it's not gin, it's NOT a martini.
.
Dr. Grand Moff Texan |
purists just slow me down.
gin tastes like drinking alchohol in a holiday tree. but i have recently developed a taste for it.
ok, vodkatini or kangaroo. but it's so much easier to say vodka martini i think i'll stick with it.
When I read that, I always flash back to DEVO's "Peekaboo" video for some reason...
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MisterX | Homepage | 12.03.05 - 11:02 pm | #
At 3am with my 7 moth old daughter, it's
[big voice] ARE WE FUSSY?!?
[small voice] we are baby!!!
repeat if necessary.
.
1 part gin
1 part vodka
1 part vermouth
[i.e., the original Bond martini from the books]
i had that last night - try my little "twist" - a splash of triple sec.
a round of the Bison neat for all the Ecchacon lovelies...mena and the bigvic 
ok, vodkatini or kangaroo. but it's so much easier to say vodka martini i think i'll stick with it.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Email | 12.03.05 - 11:06 pm | #
Sit down, you're drunk.
I'll order for you.
.
you stuff the olives with it. should be done w/ grey goose, in which case it's called a "blue goose"
Interesting....I could get behind that!
Though I do agree w/Grand Moff Texan (Dr) that if it isn't gin, it's not really a martini.
And, eli - thanks for Salad Fingers!!
[big voice] ARE WE FUSSY?!?
[small voice] we are baby!!!
Dr. Grand Moff Texan
Ha HA! That's great! Tres funny!
-
But this time of year, it's finally cold enough to drink scotch in Texas.
The rest of the year, I have to make to with bourbon.
.
Ha HA! That's great! Tres funny!
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MisterX | Homepage | 12.03.05 - 11:09 pm | #
Glad somebody got it!
.
"I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard."
The one. The only. Ray Chandler
And, eli - thanks for Salad Fingers!!
No problem. *Everyone* should experience Salad Fingers.
my recipe for the perfect vodka martini:
3 parts grey goose vodka
shake with ice, strain
add 3 blue cheese stuffed olives
serve
best marguarita:
1 shake of salt, applied to tongue
2 shots anejo
swallow
Rusty nail: two parts decent scotch to one party drambouie.
Serve on the rocks or shaken.
This, along with a real martini, is the best thing when it gets fucking cold outside.
OK, barleywine is good, too.
.
It's cold here.
And I think David Corn is amusing in the way that Jay Leno is amusing: Not.
Jane sez: Cornered
The rest of the year, I have to make to with bourbon.
About a maid I'll sing a song,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
About a maid I'll sing a song
Who didn't have her family long.
Not only did she do them wrong,
She did ev'ryone of them in, them in,
She did ev'ryone of them in.
One morning in a fit of pique,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
One morning in a fit of pique,
She drowned her father in the creek.
The water tasted bad for a week,
And we had to make do with gin, with gin,
We had to make do with gin.
And so on.
Rusty nail: two parts decent scotch to one party drambouie.
yes, that's a great drink. my ex business parter always said it made her unquenchably horny.
3 parts grey goose vodka
shake with ice, strain
add 3 blue cheese stuffed olives
serve
OPEN FIRE!!!
ALL WEAPONS!!!
Two parts Milagro silver tequila
One part Citronge orange liquor
Three parts fresh lime juice
at least two jalapeno-stuff olives
shake with lots of ice 'till shaker hurts your hands
[save lime rind to rim glass for kosher salt]
Do not make plans.
.
Best winter drink/game:
-1 gallon of Dewars emptied into a punch bowl
-1 gerbil
Throw the gerbil in the punch bowl and try to grab it with your teeth.
-Liddy Dole
Dr. Grand Moff Texan
Cinzano!!! "Bright" is an apt description.
However, to have a full one-third of a martini be vermouth....well, though, perhaps I'm just a gin-head.
I do love Tangueray, but also enjoy Bombay.
Gin..."mother's milk..."
i like my martinis dry.
3 parts bombay dry
wave a bottle of cinzano over the glass.
yes, that's a great drink. my ex business parter always said it made her unquenchably horny.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Email | 12.03.05 - 11:13 pm | #
I've heard more than one woman say that whiskey goes straight to their nethers.
.
same business partner once ordered "scotch and soda" at a comedy club we went to (double date, my wife was there).
they brought her a tumbler full of scotch, and another of soda.
she, of course, drank both.
Got a phone call, missed a drink thread! Fuck.
Sarah, I admit, it's an acquired taste.
For me, it's a matter of aesthetics. Gin is a grain alcohol flavored with everything under the sun. Vermouth is dry white wine, flavored with everything under the sun.
For me, the martini is the ultimate rejection of subtlety. It's a glorified shot that says, "I'm goin' down, AND I'M GOING DOWN IN FLAMES!!!"
And me drinking wine tonight. Shit.
.
namestealer forgot the email address, formatting cue, and website
you dumb fuck
.
"Listen you asshole, this is a shit house, not a phone booth!"
Hemingway?
ok, i like most alcohol. almost all.
but i don't like bourbon. it's tolerable with half soda, but i wouldn't waste my time on it if there was an alternative.
my ex business parter always said it made her unquenchably horny.
dirk gently
is she your ex because you couldn't quench her....
The water tasted bad for a week,
And we had to make do with gin, with gin,
We had to make do with gin.
And so on.
Dr. Pedant | Email | 12.03.05 - 11:13 pm | #
...and put them all in an Irish stew
...
and invited the neighbors in
-bors in
and invited the neighbors in!
.
cinzano and 7up is pretty good if you like a sweet apparitif (someone else can spell check - i'm getting buzzed)
is she your ex because you couldn't quench her....
missy's brother | 12.03.05 - 11:19 pm | #
no - we were strictly friends and professional, but quite flirty. i'm married and she was engaged. she and her hubby moved away, which ended the partnership.
but we did have some great business lunches, she with her rusty nails and i with my vodka. amazing we actually did any business!
i used to be of the it's gotta be gin variety. but i've had some excellent vodka martinis.
the important thing is the olives, it has to be olives. a vodka martini is not a real martini, taste wet. but if it doesn't have olives, well...
oh, and the vermouth, not very much.
Tom Lehrer also said recently that the Bush administration has rendered satire obsolete.
cheers, charley. i agree about the olives. you can't have a vodka martini with a twist, it just ain't the same.
or with fruit juice. that's a whole nother drink.
enough chat - time to drink.
later, batses.
she with her rusty nails
i used to drink those when i was a kid.
and here i am drink'n miller beer. what the hell happended?
and with 10 marines killed in a single day and several more in the lat few, we here just hear just one day later that a #5 al qaeda leader has been killed in a rocket attack in Pakistan. See we are winning the TWOT - We've finally run out of #2 al qaeda leaders
Years ago when the extra special Bombay Saphire first became available in this area I had an experience which resulted in my everlasting reference to this exceptional liquid as "halucinagin".
the important thing is the olives, it has to be olives. a vodka martini is not a real martini, taste wet. but if it doesn't have olives, well...
oh, and the vermouth, not very much.
charley
Prepare for the awful truth:
The absolutely, positively, very very first, original Martini, so close in time to the Origin of All Things that it was known as the
MARTINEZ COCKTAIL
One dash of bitters
Two dashes of maraschino
One pony of Old Tom gin
One wineglass of vermouth
Two small lumps of ice
Shake up thoroughly, and strain into a large cocktail glass. Put a quarter of a slice of lemon in the glass, and serve. If the guest prefers it very sweet add two dashes of gum syrup.
From The Bon-Vivant's Companion, or, How to Mix Drinks, by Professor Jerry Thomas, Formerly Principal Bartender at the Metropolitan Hotel, New York, and at the Planters' House, St. Louis, first published 1863.
Also inventor of the Blue Blazer, better known for the artistry of its making than the quality of the resulting beverage, and the Tom and Jerry, said to be named in Prof. Thomas' honor.
Final comment, perhaps: vodka martoonis want pickled onions, not olives. Only gin can stand up to green olives, stuffed or not.
not blogger ethics time but would like more evidence.
too important a subject to go off half cocked (i.e market has predicted 13 of the last five recessions et al.)
must see more thorough analysis of correlation. promising.
public ever more ready to comprehend strategy. seen it all before (remember killed saddam and sons at resturant 1st night o/ war. only got catering staff. oy.
Forgive my ignorance, but what does famed Spinal Tap drummer Joe "Mama" Besser have to do with any of this?
Two foists?
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