I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

GravatarFrost?


GravatarHoly fucking shit - I'm agreeing with BOB BARR????

we ARE through the looking glass.


GravatarBARR: And the Constitution be damned, Dana?


The right wing would say, "Amen. How can a President be strong if the Constitution and law bind him?"


GravatarSo Barr actually has some principles?

I'm genuinely shocked.


Gravataratrios - what time did this air? - I may have recorded the clip


GravatarBoB Barr??? Geezus Christ on a cracker - the world is upside down today!


GravatarYes, and that's a pic of Dana "Asshole" Rorabacher hanging out with his buddies, the Taliban...

birds of a feather...


GravatarROHRABACHER: Well, I'll tell you something, if a nuclear weapon goes off in Washington, DC, or New York or Los Angeles, it'll burn the Constitution as it does. So I'm very happy we have a president that's going to wiretap people's communication with people overseas to make sure that they're not plotting to blow up one of our cities.

Mr. Rohrbacker doesn't need to worry about the Constitution -- he just set fire to it, in public, then wiped his ass with the unburnt pieces.


GravatarYes, and that's a pic of Dana "Asshole" Rorabacher hanging out with his buddies, the Taliban...

Now *they* have the right idea about stuff like civil liberties.


Gravatarfrom the clicky link:

"[Rohrabacher] says the Taliban are devout traditionalists—not terrorists or revolutionaries. He believes a Taliban takeover [of Afghanistan] would be a positive development."

—Washington Report on Middle East Affairs, November/December 1996


WHO'S defending the terrorists who attacked us, again?


GravatarI'm agreeing with Bob Barr?

OK, who slipped acid in my salsa?
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GravatarWow, did Bob Barr just prove himself to be an actual American?

I think I need to lie down for a minute...


GravatarRe: Bob Barr

I hate when people I despise with the heat of a thousand suns are, on occasion, reasonable.


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Gravatar"[Rohrabacher] says the Taliban are devout traditionalists—not terrorists or revolutionaries. He believes a Taliban takeover [of Afghanistan] would be a positive development."

Hell, he believes a Taliban takeover of *America* would be a positive development.


GravatarWell, smack my ass with a feather.

Bob Barr speaking sense?

The end times are upon us, I fear.


GravatarWell, the fact of the matter is that the Constitution is the Constitution, and I took an oath to abide by it.

So did George W Bush. That's why he's up shit creek right now.


GravatarNow *they* have the right idea about stuff like civil liberties.
Eli


And those burkas could protect my skin from unwanted sun damage...


GravatarDana, it was my not whacking off that deterred the terrorists. Now I know that makes you a little aroused, but you're going to have to deal with that yourself.


GravatarWell, I'll tell you something, if a nuclear weapon goes off in Washington, DC, or New York or Los Angeles, it'll burn the Constitution as it does.

See that's the problem it's just a damn piece of paper
/snark

I don't see why all this spying is necessary as Dana would have the terrorists on his speed dial.


GravatarAt least Rummy didn't shake hands with Saddam.


GravatarDartanyon sez:

I'm agreeing with Bob Barr?

Barr has been against the PATRIOT Act since day one and is opposed to the "National Security State". He's even working with the ACLU on these issues.

I know, weird.


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GravatarI can't believe a Republican has to be the one to explain why this is a bad thing. I also never thought I'd agree with f'ing Bob Barr.


GravatarHullo!

May I do something fun with my teeth to Mr. Rohrabacher?


GravatarSo did George W Bush.

Nuh-uh. He had his prehensile toes crossed.


GravatarAnd, yes, Barr is a huge believer in civil rights.

It's hard for me to believe, because he's otherwise completely nuts. But he understands the Bill of Rights.


GravatarI hate when people I despise with the heat of a thousand suns are, on occasion, reasonable.


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spork_incident


I have to disagree with you there, spork. I'm delighted that they're finally seeing an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. Looking through the looking glass of reality, that is.


GravatarMay I do something fun with my teeth to Mr. Rohrabacher?
Arthur J. GWPDA


Yes. And you must make sure the Two-Legged Big Person records it for posterity.

Oh...and then see what you can do about the idiot in the White House.


GravatarAgain, I'm gonna be a happy Englishman.


GravatarJesus fucking tapdancing christ on a cracker - if even an old whoremongering adulterer like Bob Barr can see why this is wrong, I guess only the liars and morons and fake Xians are left to support it. Over to you, limpy pete.


GravatarMaybe Mr. Rohrbacker needs some mail:

Washington, D.C. Office
2338 Rayburn House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
(202) 225-2415
Fax (202) 225-0145

District Office
101 Main Street, Suite 380
Huntington Beach, CA 92648
(714) 960-6483
(310) 377-9493
Fax (714) 960-7806


Gravatar Holy fucking shit - I'm agreeing with BOB BARR????

He's a vicious sonofabitch, but he's a consistent sonofabitch, especially when it comes to Constitutional issues. He's a column in the Atlanta alt-weekly off and on since he left office, and he's long had serious issues with the Bush administration's WOT and the Patriot Act. One of the few Libertarian types that does more the talk the talk.


GravatarBush and his junta aren't even real 'conservatives' they just pretend to be one.


GravatarAnd those burkas could protect my skin from unwanted sun damage...
Marcia Brady


Won't do much for the dancing 'round Smitty thing tho...


GravatarYou don't spy with the laws you have, you spy with the laws you want..


GravatarThat is one truely frightening exchange.


GravatarO-kay!

Happy Holidays!


GravatarBob "impeach" Barr made a total ass out of "oven fried chicken, two kinds of fruit, rice (sic) pilaf" Dana. Hahahaha. Good god, 'yall! Too bad Barr didn't have a moral spine when he was in Dana's shoes.


GravatarBush is clearly supported by seriously deranged loons.


GravatarHey spork and Eli - I'll be in the neighborhood next week. Drinking Liberally or no, feel like a visit, maybe Woden's or Thor's days?


GravatarHey Matt T. Nice to see you posting. Love your substance.


Gravatarsmitty sez:

And, yes, Barr is a huge believer in civil rights.

*Some* civil rights. IIRC, when he was in the House he tried to get legislation passed banning Wiccans in the military from practicing their faith.


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GravatarBarr has been against the PATRIOT Act since day one and is opposed to the "National Security State". He's even working with the ACLU on these issues.

I know, weird.
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spork_incident


You know Spork, I recall hearing Barr rail against the Patriot Act a few years ago -- I was knocked on my ass, just didn't expect it.
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GravatarHey spork and Eli - I'll be in the neighborhood next week. Drinking Liberally or no, feel like a visit, maybe Woden's or Thor's days?

Sounds good to me. No idea if there'll be DL or not, or if it'll be Christmased out.


GravatarOnce again Alfred Hitchcock's "McGuffin" defense. Somewhere there's a hidden 20 megaton nuclear warhead who's red LED countdown clock is ticking and the President needs to wipe his ass with the Constitution to find it or else we all die.
This is the kind of hysteria that keeps Bush's supporters energized.
These people are fucking insane and the real threat to America.
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GravatarOT:Bolivia calm on eve of crucial presidential vote

LA PAZ (AFP) - Bolivia remained calm on the eve of a hotly contested election that could choose the country's first indigenous president and sharply alter its political and economic landscape.

As one of the candidates took the day off to climb an Andean peak and another played racquetball, 50,000 soldiers and police officers were being mobilized to ensure that Sunday's vote proceeds peacefully.

None of the three presidential contenders was expected to gain an absolute majority in the voting, putting the focus on Congress, which will have to choose between the two leading vote-getters.


GravatarWell, first of all, or last of all, this so-called plot to blow up the Brooklyn Bridge was bogus because it had to do with a group of idiots who were planning to dismantle it with blow torches.

one of our trolls was going to blow up the Brooklyn Bridge?


GravatarJeffCO -

Coolness. E-mail details.


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GravatarBush and his junta aren't even real 'conservatives' they just pretend to be one.
Moonbootica, Yule-ologist

I call them "Cheap Labor Monopolist"

(and isn't Moonbootica redundant?)


GravatarArthur,

Woof! You been a good boy? Not taking mom's car out for a spin after dark? Santa (not the baby Jeebus) might bring you a squeaky toy!


GravatarI'd still shutter to imagine what Barr would say regarding gay rights.
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GravatarSounds good to me. No idea if there'll be DL or not, or if it'll be Christmased out.

John said next week is on (weather permitting).


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GravatarThe only reason the White House can site for such blatant disrespect for the constitution and congress is expediency.

And that argument doesn't fly. As it stands, the law states they can do surveillance for 72 hours, immediately. After that it has to be reported.

ALL THEY ARE DOING IS FISHING. Law be damned. They wanted to get around 2 branches of government.


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GravatarAs long as I, an American citizen, can listen in on the conversations, private or otherwise, of my elected leaders...maybe I can agree to it. Until that day, or when Hell freezes over, I reject Shrub's unconstitutional maneuvering to strip my freedom and liberty or the freedom and liberty of any other law abiding U.S. citizen.

These fuckers in the White House are treating the citizens as rubes. They subvert out liberty under the guise of "fighting terrorism" ...communism or whatever the fuck-ism they're using today... in order to concentrate power in the hands of Americam evil-doers (Cheney, Bush, Rummy, Rice, et.al.)

Fuck these people, I've had it with the lies and deception. I'm gonna' keep fighting back until the good fight is won.

Oh yeah, fuck you NY Times. Thanks for holding on to this story until the Freedom Raper Bush was safely elected.

Just sayin'.

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Gravatari think we should ask Tom Cruise about all of this.


Gravatarone of our trolls was going to blow up the Brooklyn Bridge?
charley


Too dumb by far to even fuck up that task.


Gravatartotally off topic: tacitus came up with a pretend scandal involving kos to counter the fact that the republican party is filled with bribe takers.


Gravatarwatertiger sez:

i think we should ask Tom Cruise about all of this.

You're glib.


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GravatarMy favorite snide answer:
BARR: Well, gee, I guess then the president should be able to ignore whatever provision in the Constitution as long as there's something after the fact that justifies it.

Like to have seen the expression on his face when he said that.


GravatarIn all sincerity, I wonder if Tom Cruise knows the meaning of the word "glib."


GravatarWow. We're living in surreal times.


Gravataryour planet is confusing. i am returning to space where our president wears nice slacks and tells the truth and does what's right for his people.


GravatarThis is the kind of hysteria that keeps Bush's supporters energized.
These people are fucking insane and the real threat to America.
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Agent Orange

what's funny is that the ignorant SOB (Bush) hasn't done a damned thing about securing loose nukes.


Gravatar And, yes, Barr is a huge believer in civil rights.

It's hard for me to believe, because he's otherwise completely nuts. But he understands the Bill of Rights.
smitty werbenmanjensen | 12.17.05 - 7:10 pm | #


yes, and he helped to stop the Total Information Awareness crap. even a broken clock is right twice a day - barr is usually on personal freedom, except in the military or in government.


Gravatari think we should ask Tom Cruise about all of this....



Looks like Tom is offering Matt a treat.

Tasty scientologist treat, all sugar though.

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GravatarAnd those burkas could protect my skin from unwanted sun damage...
Marcia Brady

Won't do much for the dancing 'round Smitty thing tho...
flory


It might help him keep up his good work for America.


GravatarBarr is a lawyer/lobbyist/op-ed kind of guy. has his own website, and we read his semi-regular Op-Ed's in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

rightwing, sure, but like all R "true believers" thinks the Constitution has worked pretty well for over 200 years. fear of a powerful Executive might have been what fed Clenis-phobia for a lot of folks like this Xian, Bob Barr.


GravatarOT:Radioactivity at factory is 50,000 times safe level

Radioactive material more than 50,000 times safe levels has been uncovered at a chemical factory in the Chechen capital Grozny, threatening a "catastrophic situation" to the local population, according to the prosecutor general.

Russian television said the radiation detected at the plant in Grozny's south-western outskirts was about half the level recorded at the Chernobyl plant after the 1986 explosion. The prosecutor said the plant management was taking no steps to remove radioactive material or restrict access to the factory, and a criminal investigation had been opened.


Gravatarand yes, the president of space is a man. and he has huge junk.


Gravatari think we should ask Tom Cruise about all of this.
watertiger


You can just see all the body thetans sticking to him there, can't you?


Gravatarso here's what i'd like to ask bushco:

what is the process for deciding if someone should be on the surveillence list? hmm? i mean, if you are only spying on suspected terrorists, how do you decide that they ARE suspected terrorists?

and after you've made that decision, why is it counterproductive to get a warrent? what extreme circumstance is there that outweighs the constitution?

i hope it isn't just trivial disregard of thew law. because that would be wrong.


GravatarAnd that argument doesn't fly. As it stands, the law states they can do surveillance for 72 hours, immediately. After that it has to be reported.


What are the odds that that fact will be brought up by Tweety or Russert potato head tomorrow on their gas bag fests?


GravatarGive us unfettered access, a crew of four guys with oxy-acetylene torches and a gas supply to go with them and we can drop the center span of the Brooklyn Bridge into the East River in 2 hours.
So go take a Broudy!

The Ghosts of
John and


GravatarYou been a good boy? Not taking mom's car out for a spin after dark? Santa (not the baby Jeebus) might bring you a squeaky toy!

Um. Yes. Sure....
You got anything nice in oh, say, a flask of Black Bush? Maybe a gift certificate to Ruth's Chris? Happy Holidays!


Gravatari hope it isn't just trivial disregard of thew law. because that would be wrong.
dirk gently, sociopathetic


I'm pretty sure asking those questions will get you on the list.


Gravatarits the list again!


GravatarWhat are the odds that that fact will be brought up by Tweety or Russert potato head tomorrow on their gas bag fests?

1,000,000 to 1

They are the enablers. As long as they are making their millions...


GravatarThe easiest technique for eradicating the Constitution is to say that you will stop at nothing to protect it.


GravatarROHRABACHER: Well, I'll tell you something, if a nuclear weapon goes off in Washington, DC, or New York or Los Angeles, it'll burn the Constitution as it does.

Incredible! This man is a Senator and thinks the Constitution is only as relevant as the paper that it is written on? This is grotesque symbolism. I cannot believe that an elected representative of the United States would say that the executive branch during periods of (undeclared) war holds unlimited and unchecked authority.

What the hell do we need Congress or a Supreme Court for? Crown Bush as America's first king and get it over with!


GravatarDartanyon,

Barr would really like to "shutter" gay rights.......

Personally, I shudder to think about it.


Gravatar fear of a powerful Executive might have been what fed Clenis-phobia for a lot of folks like this Xian, Bob Barr.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jaafari


I think he uses "principal" when it serves his needs and tosses it overboard when it doesn't. He is correct, but I don't trust that rat bastard. I certainly don't respect him.


Gravatarwhen my cousin got into St Andrews our whole family background was checked by MI5 because of the heir to the throne going to uni there.

i've probaly got a file on me somewhere, with all my muslim contacts i would not be suprised if i am locked up if another major attack happened here in Britain.


GravatarSo who wants lemon bars?

Fresh out of the oven - Mom's old recipe!

Later tonight - M&M cookies!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... M&M cookies...


GravatarA little off the subject (as if dancing suggestively in burkas isn't) but the post further down in the pandagon link about Gannon on Ron, Jr. is too funny.


GravatarDana Rohrabacher -- Manchurian Candidate

...maybe more Talaban Candidate?


Gravatarbob barr on gay rights:

he hates gays, but is consistent on limits on federal power.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4401.../site/newsweek/

NEWSWEEK: You authored the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act, but you’ve come out against an amendment to the constitution banning same-sex marriage. Why is that?

Bob Barr: Because I believe very strongly in federalism and that is that the federal government should not be stepping in and dictating social policy to the states. The Defense of Marriage Act was crafted very narrowly. Despite very strong pressure to make it a proactive piece of legislation, I crafted it very narrowly simply to define marriage for federal-law purposes and to make sure that states were protected to make up their own mind. And I continue to believe that that is the best policy.


GravatarWell, I am sure that the President had a good reason for Blowing up New York.

I am proud of having a president who blew up New York, at a time of war it is wonderful to know who your friends are.


GravatarThe easiest technique for eradicating the Constitution is to say that you will stop at nothing to protect it.
Max Planck


We had to destroy it to save it!


GravatarWhen a ship is sinking it tends to list.


GravatarSo who wants lemon bars?

Fresh out of the oven - Mom's old recipe!


Me! I do ! I do!


GravatarHe is correct, but I don't trust that rat bastard. I certainly don't respect him.

Ditto. But I enjoy the way he'll make some brownshirt heads go "boom!"


GravatarROHRABACHER: Well, I'll tell you something, if a nuclear weapon goes off in Washington, DC, or New York or Los Angeles, it'll burn the Constitution as it does.

Please tell me that Barr promptly retorted, "Don't be an ass, Rohrabacher!"


GravatarAnd those burkas could protect my skin from unwanted sun damage...
Marcia Brady


you get to wear a burka and i'm in lingerie and heels?

i think we need to rethink this whole dance thing.


GravatarIncredible! This man is a Senator and thinks the Constitution is only as relevant as the paper that it is written on? This is grotesque symbolism.
Demosthenes


Same thing with the anti-flag-burners. They protect the fabric but not the freedom.


GravatarMe! I do ! I do!

Have you been a good girl?

Come sit on Santa's lap and tell!


GravatarWhen a ship is sinking it tends to list.
Jonny Quest


I thought it went down, but that's just my glib train of thought for you.


GravatarSo, Bush violates/disregards the Constitution, and is proud of it.

The terrorists have won.


Gravatar Maybe a gift certificate to Ruth's Chris? Happy Holidays!
Arthur J. GWPDA


Arthur, I was thinking more along the lines of beef jerky. Does Ruth's Chris Steakhouse (what a ridiculous name) have some a that?


GravatarYou got anything nice in oh, say, a flask of Black Bush? Maybe a gift certificate to Ruth's Chris? Happy Holidays!
Arthur J. GWPDA


16 yr old single malt bush? there's a decanter calling my name in the other room.


Gravataryou get to wear a burka and i'm in lingerie and heels?

i think we need to rethink this whole dance thing.
dirk gently, sociopathetic


If you promise to keep the heels and the lipgloss, maybe we could share the burka...


GravatarI bet Bin Laden is laughing his dick off as we talk.


GravatarThe easiest technique for eradicating the Constitution is to say that you will stop at nothing to protect it.



Read an article the other day with this comment from Huey Long:

Huey Long, one of America's most brilliant and most corrupt politicians, was once asked if America would ever see fascism. His answer was, "Yes, but we will call it anti-fascism..."


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GravatarHave you been a good girl?

Come sit on Santa's lap and tell!
dave™


Too good for words, Santy. I'm eating healthy, sleeping, trying to make amends with one whom I've hurt, and having no sex. Well, there's the penis bong, but that's my only vice right now...What do I get for my good works this Christmas?


GravatarSo who wants lemon bars?

Fresh out of the oven - Mom's old recipe!


IdoIdoIdo!!!!

Mmmm....I looove lemon bars.


GravatarIf you promise to keep the heels and the lipgloss, maybe we could share the burka...
Marcia Brady ∞ | 12.17.05 - 7:30 pm | #


i think i just broke the same commandment as jimmy carter did.


GravatarAny idea who is on the Sunday morning talk shows yet? I wonder who will Bush trot out to defend his latest impeachable blunder?

Condi, Dick, Rummy????


Gravatarcutting down the Broolyn bridge with blow torches would be one of the better fireworks shows in the world. The sparks probably wouldn't atract a bit of attention would they.


GravatarWhat's going to be extra-special Xmas fun is the way this latest scandal is just going to tear apart the wingnut contingent.

They're all willing to goosestep to Chimpy's tune to a point. Point A is when his popularity goes in the toilet, which it has, and he threatens to drag them down with him, which he is. Point B, though, is even more interesting: the point where the ones that aren't 100% batshit crazy realize that Chimpy is.

We have now arrived at Point B.


GravatarMmmm....I looove lemon bars.

Santa's got two knees!


GravatarLater in the article, Rohrabacher claimed that:
•Taliban leaders are "not terrorists or revolutionaries."
•Media reports documenting the Taliban’s harsh, radical beliefs were "nonsense."
•The Taliban would develop a "disciplined, moral society" that did not harbor terrorists.
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I bet Bin Laden is laughing his dick off as we talk.

sally

oh yeah,
•The Taliban posed no threat to the U.S.


Gravatari wonder what constitutional originalists like thomas, scalia, alito and roberts have to say about this?


GravatarJohn said next week is on (weather permitting).

Ah, okay. Groovy.

Someone else here was asking about DL next week, and I wasn't sure. I hope they're reading this.


GravatarGoodbye!

Not welcome to Bizarro World! Where Bob Barr good guy! Journalists bad guys! President stupidest man on planet! Where communist countries own capitalist countries! Where amature bloggers disseminate better & more news than multibillion dollar megacorporations!

Hello!

(What can I say -- desperately weird times make for strange bedfellows. Bob, prepare for your SwiftBoating in 5, 4, 3, 2 ....)


Gravatar I'm eating healthy, sleeping, trying to make amends with one whom I've hurt, and having no sex.

You make Santa sad...


GravatarDang, where would the Giants be without Tiki Barber?


GravatarArthur, I was thinking more along the lines of beef jerky. Does Ruth's Chris Steakhouse (what a ridiculous name) have some a that?

Well, no. But there's Hy's - Two Legs Tall's Mum and Pop lived downstairs from Hy before he started the steakhouse and it's always been recommended. You know. For a treat....


Gravatarbob barr has always been righteous about civil liberties issues. one of those strange bedfellows.

and i hope some brooklyn mook catches that ratfucker rohrbacker some dark night and beats that motherfucker down. i am just enraged about this comment:

ROHRABACHER: Not only proud, we can be grateful to this president. You know, I'll have to tell you, if it was up to Mr. Schumer, Senator Schumer, they probably would have blown up the Brooklyn Bridge.


GravatarSanta's got two knees!
dave™


And Vicki's got the penis bong!!!


GravatarLater in the article, Rohrabacher claimed that:
•Taliban leaders are "not terrorists or revolutionaries."
•Media reports documenting the Taliban’s harsh, radical beliefs were "nonsense."
•The Taliban would develop a "disciplined, moral society" that did not harbor terrorists.


That hack isn't known to be a moron of the highest order for nothing. No wonder he finds Boosh inspiring. Heh.


Gravatarcutting down the Broolyn bridge with blow torches would be one of the better fireworks shows in the world. The sparks probably wouldn't atract a bit of attention would they.

Everyone knows the Brooklyn Bridge is made of halvah.


Gravatar Later in the article, Rohrabacher claimed that:
•Taliban leaders are "not terrorists or revolutionaries."
•Media reports documenting the Taliban’s harsh, radical beliefs were "nonsense."
•The Taliban would develop a "disciplined, moral society" that did not harbor terrorists.

oh yeah,
•The Taliban posed no threat to the U.S.
charley | 12.17.05 - 7:32 pm | #


you know, he could say the same thing about saddam with the same straight face.


GravatarShush! I'm trying to get Annie to smoke a peace pipe with me, and I told her Vickie would lend us hers.


Gravatargoodnight moonbats

gonna read some more of a biography of Lucrezia Borgia


GravatarDang, where would the Giants be without Tiki Barber?

Phil Sims admits he's wrong.


GravatarDang, where would the Giants be without Tiki Barber?
Eli

No kidding. Just when it looks hopeless he steps up.


GravatarPoint A is when his popularity goes in the toilet, which it has,

Wonder how many people have been added to Bush's list since Holden started collecting his ponies?


Gravatar bob barr has always been righteous about civil liberties issues. one of those strange bedfellows.

except about gays. cause they're icky.


GravatarEveryone knows the Brooklyn Bridge is made of halvah. watertiger

The proof is in the pudding.


Gravatari think i just broke the same commandment as jimmy carter did.
dirk gently, sociopathetic


But you're saved so it's all right. I'm the harlot who's going to hell.

Still worth it...


Gravatarcutting down the Broolyn bridge with blow torches would be one of the better fireworks shows in the world. The sparks probably wouldn't atract a bit of attention would they.

Easy. Do it on the night of July 4th.


GravatarAerosmith is in town tonight. "Dude looks like a lady" has been going through my head for hours.

Needless to say, I won't be there. Was supposed to be at a party ~ I won't be there either, I guess.


Gravatar
And Vicki's got the penis bong!!!
flory | Email | 12.17.05 - 7:33 pm | #


i'm naive on such matters.

is there any such thing as a vagina bong?


GravatarDang, where would the Giants be without Tiki Barber?
Eli


Well, their hotness quotient would certainly take a nosedive.

But that's probably not what you're talking about.


GravatarShush! I'm trying to get Annie to smoke a peace pipe with me, and I told her Vickie would lend us hers.
Al Swearengen


It's all yours, Al. I'm sufficiently stoned, anyway. I wonder if Santy noticed the faint scent of patchouli when I sat on his lap...?


Gravataris there any such thing as a vagina bong?
dirk gently, sociopathetic


If not, there might be a market opportunity there.


GravatarSimels, Olaf, and Matt T are fighting the trolls downthread so we don't have to fight them here.

Real Patriots, those guys.


GravatarIt was thinking like this that got Barr booted from elected office. The Repubs would not support him anymore because he did stand for Constitutional rights and right to privacy.
There were a couple of others swept away during that purge, but I can't recall one as vocal about it as Barr is.
Remember two the Dems did the same thing to McKinney and her father.
Party politics is the rule.


Gravatarvagina bong

I'd thought this'd be an easy one, but I got nuthin'.


Gravatar"Santa's got two knees!"

And Vicki's got the penis bong!!!


Well, that works...Santa can look, but he better not touch!

Anyway, you two elves check your email... Xmas treats await!


Gravataris there any such thing as a vagina bong?
dirk gently, sociopathetic


Yes, King Kong's dong.


GravatarDang, where would the Giants be without Tiki Barber?

When he and his brother, defensive back Ronde, played at Virginia in Charlottesville, they used to call them the Barbers of C'ville.


GravatarBut you're saved so it's all right. I'm the harlot who's going to hell.

Still worth it...
Marcia Brady ∞ | 12.17.05 - 7:35 pm | #


damn. all the best people are going to hell. it's going to be lonely up there, plus i don't care for harp music. i mean, the pranks will be fun and all, but still....

maybe i could come visit hell on xmas?


GravatarPhil Sims admits he's wrong.

Eh?


Gravatar.What do I get for my good works this Christmas?
Vicki

an invite to come live in the woods, grow a grove of food trees, organic gardens, peace and quiet.


GravatarBushit is on c-span now with the weekly radio address. watch his arrogancce!!!


Gravatari wonder what constitutional originalists like thomas, scalia, alito and roberts have to say about this?
dirk gently, sociopathetic


I'm imagining "Lalalalalalalalalal."


GravatarNeedless to say, I won't be there. Was supposed to be at a party ~ I won't be there either, I guess.
Vicki

I have a semi-formal Chri.....Holiday Party to attend. I think I'm getting a cold.


Gravataris there any such thing as a vagina bong?

Is it not bad enough guys are constantly blowing smoke up their *asses*?


Gravataris there any such thing as a vagina bong?
dirk gently, sociopathetic

Uhhh, wouldn't that be kind of dangerous?


Gravataris there any such thing as a vagina bong?
dirk gently, sociopathetic


Be kinda hard to take a hit off of that, dontcha think?

Unless it were inverted and the bowl was a tipped uterus. An upside down vagina bong might work ~ kind of like pineapple upside down cake.


GravatarWhat's wrong with it is several-fold. One, it's bad policy for our government to be spying on American citizens through the National Security Agency. Secondly, it's bad to be spying on Americans without court oversight. And thirdly, it's bad to be spying on Americans apparently in violation of federal laws against doing it without court order.

Two questions: Who is this man? And what has he done to Bob Barr??


Gravatarsorry for typos


GravatarEli,

Sims said that he thought the Jints offensive line was going to suffer.


GravatarIf not, there might be a market opportunity there.
flory | Email | 12.17.05 - 7:38 pm | #


hmmm - i like it. not to mention the production chain - just put one of each on the shelf, and voila! baby bongs.

baby bongs - TNG pacifiers.


GravatarWhatever floats your boat, but personally I find the idea of a vagina filled with bong water unattractive.


GravatarEvening, all.

Getting ready to go out for
the traditional Saturday night
quaffing of elitist chardonnay
with my Satanic communist friends.


GravatarI wonder if Santy noticed the faint scent of patchouli when I sat on his lap...?

Oy, Santa's got such a headache!


GravatarI'm trying to get Annie to smoke a peace pipe with me, and I told her Vickie would lend us hers.

I'm thinking it could be theraputic. You know, like aversion therapy where you engage the thing you fear symbolically at first.


Gravataran invite to come live in the woods, grow a grove of food trees, organic gardens, peace and quiet.
1watt Hermit | Email | 12.17.05 - 7:39 pm | #


eat a lot of peaches.


GravatarGetting ready to go out for the traditional Saturday night quaffing of elitist chardonnay with my Satanic communist friends.

The real reason converatives hate us?

We have the best parties.


GravatarSome of you have been wondering whether AnnieAngel and friends are "parody" trolls. If by parody troll you mean that she doesn't actually believe what she is saying then, yes she doesn't believe a word of what she is saying. In fact, I don't think that she's even a she. More likely "she's" a seventeen-year-old boy with time to kill on a Saturday afternoon.

But she's not really a parody troll because you aren't supposed to be in on the joke. The joke is in getting responses. She is a classic troll. Post something over the top and watch people respond.

So YHBT. YHL. HAND.

I can say all of this with supreme confidence because as someone used to read Pandagon's comments, I remember this guy* who is part of the little ring of blogs that includes annieangel and shoelimpy. These are probably all from the same kid or from a group of friends (apparently from Tampa Bay) who like to troll blogs.

*A steerpikepie classic:

One thing about liberals: they are so insipidly moronic and incapable of rational thinking, that they are unable to actually debate the intellectual merits of conservative positions. Seeing as this is the case, the only, and I mean the only resort they have left is to try to attack the character of the conservatives they are debating. This despite the fact that we all know liberals are degenerate, homosexual, lying, atheistical, thieving, embezzling, drunk, stoned, whore-mongering, unpratiotic dead-heads. Where in the hell do they get the hutzpah to challenge the morality and character of conservatives? I mean really, it's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of, beside the fact that liberals exist in the first place.


Gravatar...is there any such thing as a vagina bong?

Let's get Judy Chicago on the case... if anyone could do it, she could!


Gravatarmaybe i could come visit hell on xmas?
dirk gently, sociopathetic


But W. is saved, and I understand he's fun to have a beer with.



I'll be sure to save you a nice warm spot next to me...


GravatarSomeone please tell me that "Cadillac Williams" isn't his real name.


GravatarNo kidding. Just when it looks hopeless he steps up.
bill |
where's Tonja Harding when you need her?


GravatarWhatever floats your boat, but personally I find the idea of a vagina filled with bong water unattractive.
Little Brřther

Whole new marketing concepts. No more Summer Breeze Fresh feeling.


Gravataran invite to come live in the woods, grow a grove of food trees, organic gardens, peace and quiet.
1watt Hermit


This, I could totally dig. I like the woods. And gardening. I always wanted to live on or near water...

Peace and quiet.


GravatarSims said that he thought the Jints offensive line was going to suffer.

Ah, gotcha.

RT maybe, but it's kinda hard to *downgrade* from Petitgout.


GravatarAnd all through the house, not an iraqi story was stirring.

It's as if they WANTED you to hear about something else.

Look! Over there!

Eavesdropping!

Pay no attention to the fact that shiites comprise 70% of iraq (and 70% turned out to vote) meaning that only 21% of the population of sunni's voted... Now what are the chances that this 70% turnout voted STRONGLY in favor of the sunni's?

It's gonna make the voting fraud of the 40s, 50s and 60s in the south seem like child play.

Can't have a sunni "democracy" of the "people" now, can we? What would iran say! No, the "people" have spoken and they say sunni!


GravatarSatanic communist friends.




You from Madison too?!


.


GravatarBe kinda hard to take a hit off of that, dontcha think?

i guess - i've never taken a bong hit of any kind, so it's hard for me to judge.

i thought they had those flexible hose thingies to puff through ....

but on second thought, puffing through a hose going into a vagina bong does bring up some unpleasant connotations.

(i must be tired of discussing what a freaking criminal bush is again)


GravatarSounds good to me. No idea if there'll be DL or not, or if it'll be Christmased out.


The DL site has been down for the last 2 days but it finally came back online a short while ago. There was no blogging, email, or postings. You'll prolly get an announcement soon.


GravatarWhere in the hell do they get the hutzpah to challenge the morality and character of conservatives?

Tampa Bay Jews?

How quaint.


Gravatareat a lot of peaches.
dirk gently, sociopathetic


Peaches for you
Peaches for me


Gravatar(i must be tired of discussing what a freaking criminal bush is again)
dirk gently, sociopathetic


I'm beyond tired of it. It has gone on four five freakin' years.

I don't even know what to say any more.


Gravataran invite to come live in the woods, grow a grove of food trees, organic gardens, peace and quiet.
1watt Hermit


You need a good digger there, 1watt? I can build you a really nice hole really fast....


GravatarSomeone please tell me that "Cadillac Williams" isn't his real name.

It's not. Something like Carnell, IIRC.


GravatarBut W. is saved, and I understand he's fun to have a beer with.




AAAAARRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!

that does it - i'm not going. there must be something i can do heinous enough to unsave me. other than becoming gay, i mean - since that would really screw up that xmas visit i was planning.


GravatarThis, I could totally dig. I like the woods. And gardening. I always wanted to live on or near water...

Peace and quiet.
Vicki

Until the rabid skunks and coons show up. Until the Deer with ticks and wasting arrive. Until the Bear Mountain Lions or Coyotes start stalking around the yard.
Until the flea bitten squirrels and Chipmunks make a home in your walls and attic.
Until some fucking disease starts killing the trees or they become sp tall they tip the hell over because their roots can't support them.
Everything has a down side.


GravatarDon't be surprised by Bob Barr: there are MANY principled conservatives who believe that duty to the Constitution trumps party politics.

It was Barry Goldwater who told Nixon to pack his bags.

The partisan stuff is good and necessary, but right now, it's the future of the Republic at stake, folks. Which side are you on?


GravatarYou know, like aversion therapy where you engage the thing you fear symbolically at first.
Al Swearengen


Al, you are such a giver.


Gravatarwatertiger sez:

Someone please tell me that "Cadillac Williams" isn't his real name.

His brother Dusenberg better not hear you say that.


.


GravatarI can say all of this with supreme confidence because as someone used to read Pandagon's comments, I remember this guy* who is part of the little ring of blogs that includes annieangel and shoelimpy.



Thanks for that.


GravatarI'm beyond tired of it. It has gone on four five freakin' years.

Four?

You are tired.


GravatarI really didn't want to have to bring this up again, but since someone else has brought up the topic of douches (the feminine kind, not the "for liberty" variety), here goes:

I'm still waiting for the Summer's Eve commercial where, when the young woman asks her mom if she ever gets that "not so-fresh feeling", Mom responds by saying, "HELL yes, sometimes I feel like I've got a ROAD KILL between my legs!!"

I'm still of the mindset that this would be a more effective way to sell douche than the plan they've been going with.


GravatarDon't be surprised by Bob Barr: there are MANY principled conservatives who believe that duty to the Constitution trumps party politics.

Why do so few of them vote, speak out on national TV, write editorials or have blogs?


GravatarShinobi,

Thanks for the buzz kill.


GravatarKinda scary when Bob Barr is the voice of reason.


GravatarNo more Summer Breeze Fresh feeling.

Cut to: interior, well-appointed living room. A bridal shower is in progress; the bride-to-be is unwrapping a gift.

The "man of the house" walks into the room and sniffs the air.

Man: OHHHHH-Kay! Who spilled the bong again?

The women look at each other knowingly, and start to giggle.


Gravatarwhen you've lost bob barr you've lost batshit america


Gravatareat a lot of peaches.
dirk gently, sociopathetic

Peaches for you
Peaches for me
Marcia Brady
http://www.allmanbrothersband.co...aq=yes& id_cat=2

On October 29, 1971, Duane was leaving a birthday party for Linda Oakley at the Big House in Macon, GA. He swerved to avoid a flatbed truck that had pulled out in front of him from the oncoming lane and his bike went down on him as he tried to avoid the truck. The accident site is near the corner of Hillcrest and Bartlett. He died 2 hours later on the operating table. The rest the information in your question is incorrect. The album name Eat a Peach came from a quote Duane gave during a radio interview. The DJ asked him if he did anything in terms of protest. Duane said, "There ain't no revolution, it's evolution, but every time I'm in Georgia I eat a peach for peace."


Gravatarsheets.

no, not that kind. i have to go finish the laundry before mrs dirk gets home.

see ya later, maybe.

marcia, keep a warm place for me down there. (no, not down there!)


GravatarSay - anyone have an opinion on whether I should buy a note book computer or a three cushion extremely comfy (down back cushions!) cordovan leather sofa with overstuffed arms?


GravatarWhen I was in college in the early 80's, after somebody took a hit off of a globe-chambered bong, we would say, "That's sooo going to be thought of as gay in twenty years."


GravatarWhich side are you on?

Truth, justice, and the American way.

This is a job for Superman!


GravatarI'm beyond tired of it. It has gone on four five freakin' years.

I don't even know what to say any more.
Vicki


I'm just curious. Was anyone here really surprised about illegal spying or secret prisons? I always figured they were doing stuff like that, so the shock value was rather mitigated.

And is anyone surprised the wingers defend it? The only time I get surprised is when Bob Barr or Pat Buchanan says something reasonable.

I'll need mouth-to-mouth if O'Reilly or Hannity says something negative about these goings-on.


GravatarMan, those Chiefs are some pretty sorry tacklers.


Giants would be getting destroyed otherwise.


GravatarSomeone please tell me that "Cadillac Williams" isn't his real name.
watertiger


Carnell is his real name


GravatarBob Barr has been a card-carrying ACLUer for years now. I think he joined right after 9/11.

And Rohrabacher was also one of the goons who helped pimp the bogus anti-Clinton fauxgate known as "Chinagate". That is, when he wasn't busy cuddling up to the Taliban.

I despise Barr, but I can grudgingly respect him, because Barr will put country over party (or even himself) on occasion. But Rohrabacher is a totally amoral sack of shit, and spends damned near every hour of every day proving it. My biggest hope right now is that he gets sucked into the burgeoning Cunningham scandal -- you know that clown has got to have dirty fingers.


GravatarVickie-This, I could totally dig. I like the woods. And gardening. I always wanted to live on or near water...

Check out "Off The Map"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332285/

I thought Joan Allen was the only woman for me after seeing it. That was before Annie came along, praise Jesus.


GravatarDon't be surprised by Bob Barr: there are MANY principled conservatives who believe that duty to the Constitution trumps party politics.

Why do so few of them vote, speak out on national TV, write editorials or have blogs?

At this moment, there are many more unprincipled conservatives active in the public sphere, largely because "unprincipled" pays better....


GravatarI'll need mouth-to-mouth if O'Reilly or Hannity says something negative about these goings-on.

Can you give me enough leadtime to get there?


GravatarDon't be surprised by Bob Barr: there are MANY principled conservatives who believe that duty to the Constitution trumps party politics.

Many? Hahahahaha. Where the fuck are they hiding? Barr is not a man of principal. Impeaching Clinton over a tortured lie about an affair is hardly a model for using articles of impeachment for "high crimes."


GravatarShinobi,

Thanks for the buzz kill.
Vicki

Could be worse.
I'm rural enough to suffer.
I've either seen or heard first hand about all of those.
Still nice to garden.
Woods were far less dangerous when I was a young adult.
Now they scare the shit out of me.


Gravataroh, and in case anyone missed it,

blow up the tv throw
away the paper
move to the country
and build you a home.
plant a little garden
eat a lot of peaches
and try to find Jesus
on your own


-- john prine


GravatarSomeone help me out. There was a "scandal" back in the Clinton admin where some staffer was found to have ordered the files on -- I forget. Bush I staffers or Republicans or something. Someone needs to go dig up the quotes from then because my memory is that the GOPers went crazy about that abuse of power.


GravatarEvening batsies...whos listening?


GravatarHey man, give the President a break. There's two guys in a cave somewhere who want to kill us and the US army, navy, airforce, a dozen levels of law enforcement, courts and all the fucking money in the world is making us LESS safe. We're doomed, you fucking hippies, DOOMED! Oh God the terrorists are everywhere. One of them felt my ass on the bus.


Gravatar"HELL yes, sometimes I feel like I've got a ROAD KILL between my legs!!"


Well, then!

I, the blog slut, am speechless.


Gravatarlargely because "unprincipled" pays better....
Bill Brock - Chicago


that Rupert Mirdoch has deep pockets


GravatarMarcia Brady asks:

Was anyone here really surprised about illegal spying or secret prisons?

No.

And is anyone surprised the wingers defend it?

No.

But I am suprised that no matter how cynical I become I'm *still* not cynical enough.


.


GravatarYou need a good digger there, 1watt? I can build you a really nice hole really fast....
Arthur J. GWPDA

have two already, moles almost gone.

http://photobucket.com/albums/v6.../v682/osterloh/


GravatarLet's see, spying on his own people, killing tens of thousands of civilians, has denied his own citizens due process, torture, has WMDs...

Shouldn’t Bush qualify for an Axis of Evil slot?


GravatarGiants are going to wish they had those timeouts


GravatarOh God the terrorists are everywhere. One of them felt my ass on the bus.
Revlonation Chapter 13


now that my friends is parody


GravatarOkay, back to the salt mines.


GravatarSay - anyone have an opinion on whether I should buy a note book computer or a three cushion extremely comfy (down back cushions!) cordovan leather sofa with overstuffed arms?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Email | Homepage | 12.17.05 - 7:49 pm | #


(laundry be damned!)

buy the sofa. you can't have sex on a laptop. not good sex, anyway.


GravatarI always knew Rorabacher was a nimrod, but HOLY SHIT!!


GravatarBut I am suprised that no matter how cynical I become I'm *still* not cynical enough.


.
spork_incident


shit I've been cynical sicne i was 18
I think it was just training myself to live in the 0's


GravatarCan you give me enough leadtime to get there?
Eli


Send me your number and I'll put you on speed dial.


GravatarOH yeah.
Fuck Bush!
Fuck KC!
And Go Giants!


GravatarLucky dogs!


GravatarVicki - no one has ever accused (or praised) me of being a delicate flower of womanhood.

Thank God.


GravatarImpeachment must be a bipartisan process....


GravatarGWPDA

Better to save up for the Corinthian leather.


GravatarThere was a "scandal" back in the Clinton admin where some staffer was found to have ordered the files on -- I forget. Bush I staffers or Republicans or something.

Presume you are talking about some files that supposedly ended up in Hillary's office. The freepers still talk about Hillary spying on goopers.


GravatarI, the blog slut, am speechless.
Vicki
http://www.oldielyrics.com/ lyric...ng_matilda.html
Waltzing Matilda whipped out her wallet
Sexy boys smiled in dismay
She took out four twenties, 'cause she liked brown figures
Everybody screamed for a day
Oh, babe, I'm on fire and, you know that I admire your body
Why don't we slip away - hey
Although I'm sure you're certain, it's a rarity me flirtin'
She la la la this way - hey
Oh sha la la la la - sha la la la - hey
Baby, come on, let's slip away
Luscious and gorgeous, oh what a hunk of muscle
Call out the National Guard
She creamed in her jeans as he picked up her knees
From off of the formica topped board
And cascading slowly, he lifted her wholly and boldly
Out of this world
And despite people's derision proved to be more than diversion
Sha la la la la later on and then sha la la la la la
He entered her slowly and showed her where he was coming from
And then sha la la la la he made love to her gently
It was like she never ever come
And then sha la la la la when the sun rose and he made to leave
You know sha la la la la, sha la la la la
Neither one regretted a thing


GravatarSend me your number and I'll put you on speed dial.
Marcia Brady ∞ |


under "fire"?


GravatarSay - anyone have an opinion on whether I should buy a note book computer or a three cushion extremely comfy (down back cushions!) cordovan leather sofa with overstuffed arms?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar


What kind of yclept Irate Scholar would ask such a question?


GravatarImpeachment must be a bipartisan process....
Bill Brock - Chicago


Joe Liebermann


Gravatarbuy the sofa. you can't have sex on a laptop. not good sex, anyway.
dirk gently, sociopathetic


I thought you were leaving to do laundery. I was going to spend your away-time trying to imagine ways to get you into Hell.


GravatarOne of them felt my ass on the bus.

It's the new frott in the war on terror.


GravatarVicki - no one has ever accused (or praised) me of being a delicate flower of womanhood.

Thank God.
Jennifer


Nor me. We saucy wenches smell our own. (Pardon the pun alluding to road kill.)


Gravatari vote notebook
but the agian i can afford neithe rof those things


GravatarSend me your number and I'll put you on speed dial.

What about slow, luxurious dial?


Gravatarunder "fire"?
olexicon, arbitrary carp


No. No one is holding a gun to my head...


GravatarI was born going to hell
I've learned to accept it


GravatarAt this moment, there are many more unprincipled conservatives active in the public sphere, largely because "unprincipled" pays better....

And the principled ones are too busy washing the feet of the poor to write letter to the editor, comment on the internet, call in to talk shows?

I say bullshit. Most self-identified "Conservatives" never believed half of what they spouted, Conservatism was just a mask for monumental self-centeredness. If only 1 in 4 of them actually believed what they said they did during the 90s, we'd be hearing a lot more dissent from the right.


Gravatar"buy the sofa. you can't have sex on a laptop. not good sex, anyway."

Well, no, that's true. Not something that I had considered, so much as where the hell I put a leather sofa.... But it's sure something to think about!


Gravatar. No one is holding a gun to my head...
Marcia Brady ∞


bravo
melady caught the seinfeld reference


GravatarI'll put you on speed dial.

You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles.


Gravatar Barr will put country over party (or even himself) on occasion.

Key words being, "on occasion." Not good enough for praise. Hell, nearly everone is "good enough" on OCCASION. The GOP has sunk so damned low that a schmuck like Barr looks like a hero for saying the Constitution needs to be honored.


GravatarCNN Poll:

Was the New York Times right to publish details of a secret program that allows spies to eavesdrop on Americans without a warrant?
Yes, we need to know
No, security needs secrecy

Yes 71%
No 29%


GravatarEli - better yet, set the ringer to vibrate, and slip the phone in your front pocket...


GravatarThis is what Bush supporters do in response to criticism of their flouting of the law and crapping on the Constitution.

They threaten with hypotheticals: "how do you know this measure didn't prevent someone blowing up the Brooklyn Bridge."

I term this ideological bombing. Like love bombing, equally cultic, with the opposite intent.

The Bush supporters are a cult, period.


GravatarSay - anyone have an opinion on whether I should buy a note book computer or a three cushion extremely comfy (down back cushions!) cordovan leather sofa with overstuffed arms?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar


You can't do both.

Because that sofa would so be a great place to hang out with the notebook and blog.

I should know, I'm hangin out on my overstuffed leather recliner as we speak.


GravatarWhat about slow, luxurious dial?
Eli


How about both. You know, for variety...


GravatarGWPDA:
You can't do both?

Question. It was a question.


Gravatararr will put country over party (or even himself) on occasion.

Key words being, "on occasion." Not good enough for praise. Hell, nearly everone is "good enough" on OCCASION. The GOP has sunk so damned low that a schmuck like Barr looks like a hero for saying the Constitution needs to be honored.
bigvic

Once again, barr had too many principles so he was booted out of office by Republicans his last election cycle. They refused to support him monetarily.
Doesn't anyone recall more than last year?


GravatarI thought you were leaving to do laundery. I was going to spend your away-time trying to imagine ways to get you into Hell.
Marcia Brady ∞ | 12.17.05 - 7:55 pm | #


oddly, that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a while - trying to get me into hell!

laundry will have to wait - mrs dirk just arrived, i'm going to take her out for dinner and drinks before she asks about it.

which means i have to shave (not my legs this time), so i'm really leaving now. by, all!

oh, and fuck bush.


GravatarNow can we just go all Ukranian on their asses?


Gravatarou just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles.
JeffCO |


i know some women who enjoy that


GravatarEli - better yet, set the ringer to vibrate, and slip the phone in your front pocket...

Maybe, if I had a cellphone...


How about both. You know, for variety...

Have you checked out The Joy Of Dialing? I bet there are some other... intriguing possibilities.


GravatarNow can we just go all Ukranian on their asses?
Hecate Malificent


oh the revolution
not decorate them with wax like eggs


GravatarHecate - Google "filegate" -

Here's one of the newsmax reports links:

http://www.newsmax.com/articles/...998/7/27/ 212519


Gravataramerican revolution 2: electric boogaloo


GravatarThe sofa, of course.


GravatarThe Joy Of Dialing?
You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles.

Ahh, the digital revolution


GravatarYes 71%
No 29%

we return, again and again, to the same brain-dead Bush cultists 30%.

Still...that's NOT a fucking mandate.

Why can't we dislodge these miscreants??

Answer, I suppose, is that the 30% have control.


GravatarI think I shall go eat something...back a bit later, perhaps.

If you all promise to keep me warm.


GravatarI can deduct the price of the notebook. The sofa - I'm pretty sure I'd have to build another room to put it into.


GravatarHave you checked out The Joy Of Dialing? I bet there are some other... intriguing possibilities.
Eli


Do you have a link? Or is it hardcover?

I apologize. I'll stop now.


GravatarOr is it hardcover?

Only if you rub it.


GravatarEli - better yet, set the ringer to vibrate, and slip the phone in your front pocket...

Maybe, if I had a cellphone...


Ah ha! Now I know what to give you for Holidaymas.


Gravatar"There was absolutely no reason to not follow FISA unless they didn't want anyone to know who they were snooping on."

Who were they snooping on during the 2004 elections?

Bastards.

Fucking lying, cheating, fascist bastards.


GravatarHaven't the last 5 years demonstrated that most of America agrees with Rohrabacher, and would gladly sacrifice the Constitution for some bogus idea of "security"?

Nothing will happen to anyone involved.

I don't know why anyone is so shocked.

At least he didn't get a blow job.

(Not that I am bitter, as Dave Barry says)


GravatarAh ha! Now I know what to give you for Holidaymas.

Only if it has a camera and PDA. 'Cuz I'm sure as hell not going to make any calls with it.


GravatarAnswer, I suppose, is that the 30% have control.

Corporations and the ultra wealthy have control. The 30% are just useful idiots.


GravatarWho were they snooping on during the 2004 elections?

And didn't the NY Times sit on this story for over a year??? WTF is that all about?


Gravatarwe return, again and again, to the same brain-dead Bush cultists 30%.

There were many, Rommel included, in the Wehrmacht who were not party members.

It doesn't require a majority.


Gravatarok, i can't let this one go -

Newsmaxx? on Filegate? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!

"In March 2000, Independent Counsel Robert Ray determined that there was no credible evidence of any criminal activity. Ray's report further stated "there was no substantial and credible evidence that any senior White House official, or first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton, was involved" in seeking the files."

not exactly flaunting the constitution.


GravatarEvery time this discussion about Bush comes up with a rightwinger, in the media or in daily life, the question should be asked: would you be ok with this if it was Bill Clinton doing it?


Gravatarso much as where the hell I put a leather sofa..




screw that. Took much clutter. That is unless you plan to get rid of a sofa or other large thing.


Although leather is nice- the sweaty sex means constant maintenance of the leather.

Laptop! Portable is the new black...

.


Gravataroh the revolution
not decorate them with wax like eggs
olexicon, arbitrary carp


I make that same mistake all the time, olexicon. Either that or I visualise Manitoba Socialist wheatfarmers storming across the border and sweeping thru to St. Paul, demanding land reform and solidarity with Shining Path.


GravatarCorporations and the ultra wealthy have control. The 30% are just useful idiots.
The Old Man From Scene 24


Word. Word. Word.

I hate that, too.


GravatarOnce again, barr had too many principles so he was booted out of office by Republicans his last election cycle

What irony! The jack booted thugs he propped up all those years gave his ass the BOOT.


GravatarI can deduct the price of the notebook. The sofa - I'm pretty sure I'd have to build another room to put it into.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar


Perfect -- then you'd have your beeyootiful new study where you could hang out on your leather sofa with your new laptop and blog.

Maybe with a nice HBC blanket bed for Arthur?


GravatarOT
This Yahoo headline bothers me:
"GOP passes another 29B in Katrina relief"

GOP! I guess the Democrats had left for the day.


GravatarCorporations and the ultra wealthy have control. The 30% are just useful idiots.
The Old Man From Scene 24

yes, yes...I don't wtf I'm so forgetful. Age, I suppose.


GravatarHi, all.


GravatarI feel like I've got a ROAD KILL between my legs

So that occasional odiferous thing about women wasn't just me then?


GravatarI say get the laptop, and a pair of leather pants. And any other leather garments or accessories you've a mind to.


GravatarOnly if you rub it.
Eli


Rub a book?



?????





!!!!!


GravatarAlthough leather is nice- the sweaty sex means constant maintenance of the leather.

True. I already have an equipale fainting couch too, and it's pigskin, so that's pretty sturdy.


GravatarPerfect -- then you'd have your beeyootiful new study where you could hang out on your leather sofa with your new laptop and blog.

Yes. And the laptop would irradiate an aura of deductibility into your new study.


GravatarEvening, rational people.

I am not surprised by Bob Barr's stance on this issue. After leaving Congress he took a job with a very conservative civil liberties group and has been working hard against the extension of the Patriot Act all year.

Strange bedfellows?

Yep, but during times such as these they are often necessary.


Gravatari see that now they are saying """ Bush allowed PEOPLE in the U.S. with ties..."""

PEOPLE. Not AMERICANS .

NOT US CITIZENS. just some "PEOPLE," as if they were all that abstract.


GravatarStreet Hassle: one of my favorite Lou Reeds.


GravatarEither that or I visualise Manitoba Socialist wheatfarmers storming across the border and sweeping thru to St. Paul, demanding land reform and solidarity with Shining Path.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar


and the Saskatchewan ones
would take Fargo


Gravatarhere's an offer for the filegate troll: get an independant counsel with the same power as robert ray had investigating filegate to investigate bushco's illegal surveillences.

wonder how that would come out?


GravatarLucky dogs!
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
the white boy dog could look just Arthur, but I let him live natural. Except I have to shave his butt every two months.


Gravatardirk - I chose newsmax because I knew it would have the most inflammatory view, and give the most bang for the buck on what the wingnuts where claiming about Hillary at the time regarding "filegate".


GravatarAnd didn't the NY Times sit on this story for over a year??? WTF is that all about?
Left Lane


I thought it was timed to accompany the release of a book written by the NYT reporter, ala Woodward.

I may be wrong...


GravatarYes. And the laptop would irradiate an aura of deductibility into your new study.
Max Planck


AND the new sofa!!


GravatarGO CHIEFS!


GravatarSo that occasional odiferous thing about women wasn't just me then?
Al Swearengen



Al, yer funny.....

Don't forget, though, testosterone has it own...unique...odor.


GravatarShinobi: Yeah. The Republicans loved Barr when he was calling for Clinton's impeachment. When he actually started sounding and acting like a Constitutional scholar -- not so much.

Same thing happened with Illinois' last Republican governor. The IL GOP were cool with his corruption and thievery -- it was his decision to end the death penalty that cheesed them off.

And in appointed office, just look at the fate of Tom "Enron" White, Bush's original Secretary of the Army. Bush had no problems at all with White's heading a division of Enron known for its "illusory profits". But when White and Shinseki both loudly opposed Bush's plan to invade Iraq, their days in the Pentagon were numbered.

See, Republicans nowadays are never punished by their peers for doing the wrong thing. It's only when they do the RIGHT things that they get into trouble with their fellow party members.


Gravatarhere's an offer for the filegate troll:

WTF are you talking about?


Gravatargive the most bang for the buck on what the wingnuts where claiming about Hillary at the time regarding "filegate".
chris/tx | 12



there were files which she took in gates


GravatarThe Giants CAN NOT blow this one.


GravatarWell, I need to leave for a while to write some more. Who wants to read my work on legal and social construction of the body and how it supports continued inequality in the US?

Me neither.


GravatarSay - anyone have an opinion on whether I should buy a note book computer or a three cushion extremely comfy (down back cushions!) cordovan leather sofa with overstuffed arms?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Email | Homepage | 12.17.05 - 7:49 pm | #

(laundry be damned!)

buy the sofa. you can't have sex on a laptop. not good sex, anyway.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Email | 12.17.05 - 7:53 pm | #
Say - anyone have an opinion on whether I should buy a note book computer or a three cushion extremely comfy (down back cushions!) cordovan leather sofa with overstuffed arms?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Email | Homepage | 12.17.05 - 7:49 pm | #

(laundry be damned!)

buy the sofa. you can't have sex on a laptop. not good sex, anyway.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Email | 12.17.05 - 7:53 pm | #
SSSOOOOOOOFA


GravatarThe Giants CAN NOT blow this one.

Can not or must not?


Gravatar chris/tx | 12.17.05 - 8:09 pm | #

ah, i see.

now i have to take mrs dirk out with a two day growth of beard. it's going to tickle later.

but really, how about it? subject bush to the same level of accountability as clenis had, and get some independent counsels on his ass? after all, they cleared clinton on filegate, whitewater, troopergate and the rest - wouldn't bushco want to be exonerated, too?


Gravatar The Giants CAN NOT blow this one.

The Chumps have been blowing it so far, now its the Giants' turn


GravatarWatched some Bill Hicks last night in honor of his birthday.

Jebus, you didn't even have to change the names. Everything he said about Bush Sr. and Gulf War I was disgustingly appropriate to today.

Poor Bill. If he was alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave.


GravatarThe Giants CAN NOT blow this one.
Gummo |

Chef's are always tough in the late stages.


GravatarI let him live natural. Except I have to shave his butt every two months.
1watt


Heh. I have 3 Japaneese Chin dogs and just had their butts shaved yesterday. They have a blanket of long fur right under their tails. It's either shave 'em or pick dog crap off their rear ends. The choice is easy.


GravatarWatched some Bill Hicks last night in honor of his birthday.

If Bill was alive today to see what is unfolding, he would die.


GravatarCan not or must not?

Well, of course they CAN, they've certainly proved that before!


GravatarEvery time this discussion about Bush comes up with a rightwinger, in the media or in daily life, the question should be asked: would you be ok with this if it was Bill Clinton doing it?

DING DING DING! We have a winner!

Bill Clinton, questionable policy decisions and girlfriend choices aside, was probably the least corrupt President since Jimmy Carter. If he'd done a tenth of the crap that Bush routinely got away with even before 9/11, he would have been dragged bodily from the Oval Office and hung on a lamppost in front of the White House.


GravatarGiants, si.
Chefs, no.


GravatarWho wants to read my work on legal and social construction of the body and how it supports continued inequality in the US?

Me neither.
Marcia Brady

Well, *I* might...


GravatarAl, yer funny.....

It's a weird thing. Every once in while I would notice some strange odor. Now I'm not saying it was vaginal, and I'm not confusing that with yeast infections either. It was just an offputting odor if you know what I mean.

I'm not trying to say men don't have their own peculiarities. Hell, I can think of two hebrew names for odor related "maleness" and I'm not even Jewish.

I always associated it with menstural cycles. New better than to ever mention it, though. I just grinned and bore it.


GravatarIf Bill was alive today to see what is unfolding, he would die.

He would spontaneously combust on stage with blood-gushing outrage.

Of course, they'd ask him to tone it down for the Tonight Show.


GravatarSuck it, Rohrabacher!


Gravatar here's an offer for the filegate troll:

WTF are you talking about?
chris/tx | 12.17.05 - 8:10 pm | #


its what comes from skipping around the post and being on edge w/ all the trolls sneaking around today. i thought one of them had brought up filegate as a "see, the dems did it too" argument.

sorry.

but my point stands.

and now i need that drink.


Gravatarchris/tx | 12.17.05 - 8:09 pm | #

ah, i see.


Dirk - No problem. I was just trying to point Hecate to a wingnut synopsis of what the wingers claimed about Hillary spying on goopers.


GravatarIf he was alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave.
Gummo

um...maybe re-think that...??


Gravatarmr. Hicks
was so cynical this stuff would vindicate his cynicism


GravatarEvery time this discussion about Bush comes up with a rightwinger, in the media or in daily life, the question should be asked: would you be ok with this if it was Bill Clinton doing it?

One of the hairier-backed tr00ls said it's OK if Bush does it, but not if Clinton does it. Deep fellow, that one.


Gravatarum...maybe re-think that...??

Actually, that's an old malapropism from someone like Casey Stengel or Yogi Berra....


GravatarI'm apopleptic.


Gravatarbuy the sofa. you can't have sex on a laptop. not good sex, anyway.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Email | 12.17.05 - 7:53 pm | #
SSSOOOOOOOFA
SITTENPRETTY


LAPTOP! You can have virtual sex on that puppy 24/7. And porn! Try that with a sofa. You don't need no stinkin' furniture when you have te laptop. Problem solved.


GravatarYou're a mean one, Mr. Chimp.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Chimp.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Mr. Chimp.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Chimp.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


You're a vile one, Mr. Chimp.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Chimp.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile.


You're a foul one, Mr. Chimp.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Chimp.

The three words that best describe you,are, and I quote:

"Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Mr. Chimp.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Chimp.


Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr. Chimp.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Chimp.


You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce.


Gravatarphoenix woman: did you see this story of the screenplay rohrabacher wrote. some choice dialogue is excerpted in the article. how do these fucking idiots get so far and influential in life. damn:

And now, the plot thickens
Rep. Dana Rohrabacher's screenplay is getting buzz, but not what he had in mind. Excerpts reveal the action behind a tangled adventure.
By Robert W. Welkos
Times Staff Writer

December 11, 2005

This is Southern California, where everybody has a screenplay, so why should a U.S. congressman be any different?

However, Rep. Dana Rohrabacher's nearly 30-year-old script for a buddy action-adventure flick called "Baja" might have languished obscurely in its own special development hell if not for a sudden burst of unwelcome attention to the alleged con man who optioned the film — little-known producer Joseph Medawar.

After striking a deal with Rohrabacher (R-Huntington Beach) in late 2003, Medawar found himself with the kind of access that would help him pitch another Hollywood project — a TV series about the Department of Homeland Security. The congressman helped introduce Medawar in 2004 to at least five Republican congressmen and staff members at the House of Representatives' Homeland Security Committee, as well as officials in federal law enforcement agencies who briefed Medawar and his crew on the inner workings of the federal government.

Medawar was arrested in September and has pleaded not guilty to a 23-count indictment accusing him of defrauding dozens of people — many of them Orange County and South Los Angeles churchgoers — by selling $5.5 million of stock in his production company, Steeple Enterprises, and spending most of the investors' money on a lavish lifestyle. Rohrabacher, for his part, has said he did nothing improper by introducing Medawar to folks in Washington.

http://www.calendarlive.com/ movi...364,print.story


GravatarTiki! Tiki! Tiki!


GravatarRohrabacher's comments are a pretty good indication of how tough impeachment will be with this Congress.


GravatarLAPTOP! You can have virtual sex on that puppy 24/7. And porn! Try that with a sofa. You don't need no stinkin' furniture when you have te laptop. Problem solved.

I think I need to spend more time with vic at EschaToo...


Gravatardag nabbit.


GravatarTI-KI! TI-KI! TI-KI!


GravatarTiki! Tiki! Tiki!

Fucking wow.

I think they've got this one.


GravatarEvery time this discussion about Bush comes up with a rightwinger, in the media or in daily life, the question should be asked: would you be ok with this if it was Bill Clinton doing it?

As I said on the previous thread: I can't wait until January 2009 when President Hillary Clinton has these extra-constitutional powers.

No doubt the Freepi will stand on principal and approve.


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GravatarEvery time this discussion about Bush comes up with a rightwinger, in the media or in daily life, the question should be asked: would you be ok with this if it was Bill Clinton doing it?

As I said on the previous thread: I can't wait until January 2009 when President Hillary Clinton has these extra-constitutional powers.

No doubt the Freepi will stand on principal and approve.


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GravatarCBS has Frosty the Snowman on tonite.


GravatarBill Hicks adopted, of all people, a kind of Stevie Ray Vaughan stage persona.

They both died young and not that far apart.


GravatarTiki! Tiki! Tiki!
Left Lane


time for hawaiian party night!


Gravatar


GravatarIt's a tricky topic with significant gray areas; do you adhere to the letter of the law no matter what, do you serve your country and protect its citizens no matter what, or do you strike a balance, and if so where and with what rationale?

The problem with the Constitution is that it was written at a time when they couldn't even imagine what today's world would be like, so what they wrote doesn't take modern issues into account. Ask yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?

(Click here if you dare)

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GravatarNew better than to ever mention it, though. I just grinned and bore it.

There's the chemistry thing too. I always enjoyed oral sex, but qualitatively the gustatory experience differed. I assumed it was simple chemistry. That is, if you were compatible she tasted... well, good (you reading this Annie?) A bad taste was likely a sign of a certain incompatiblity.


GravatarShinobi: Yeah. The Republicans loved Barr when he was calling for Clinton's impeachment. When he actually started sounding and acting like a Constitutional scholar -- not so much.


Word. They have no regard for the law, fair play or mercy. Fuck 'em.


Gravatarthe white boy dog could look just Arthur, but I let him live natural. Except I have to shave his butt every two months.

Hunh. Arthur's coat's natural state is equivalent to the coiffeur of a freshly shorn Marine Corps drill sergeant. Never gets any longer - his kind actually get points off if their coats exceed one inch max at the shoulder. -Verrrrrrry- low maintenance. I make him go outside every once in awhile and use the carpet beater on him, but that's about it.


GravatarI always associated it with menstural cycles. New better than to ever mention it, though. I just grinned and bore it.
Al Swearengen

Being myself now menopaused, that odor is morer noticeable to me now.

Also I work in a teaching hospital, and when I am on the Mother/Baby Unit floor, I can easily distinguish the characteristic of women in labor/childbirth.

To me, none of this is unpleasant - just distinctive.

That would include the testosterone "moments".

I'm sorta funky that way, though. I like the smell of most humans, as long as they are clean. I don;t mean deoderized and perfumed over - just reguilarly bathed, clean folks.


GravatarFor the Chimp who would be dictator:


You're a mean one, Mr. Chimp.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Chimp.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Mr. Chimp.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Chimp.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


You're a vile one, Mr. Chimp.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Chimp.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile.


You're a foul one, Mr. Chimp.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Chimp.

The three words that best describe you,are, and I quote:

"Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Mr. Chimp.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Chimp.


Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr. Chimp.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Chimp.


You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce.


GravatarIt's a tricky topic with significant gray areas; do you adhere to the letter of the law no matter what, do you serve your country and protect its citizens no matter what, or do you strike a balance, and if so where and with what rationale?


Its simple. The law does not prohibit them from eavesdropping on people in the interests of National Security. There is a court available where they can go and secretly and quickly get a warrant to do so. They can even start eavesdropping without a warrant so long as they go to the court within three days.

Instead Bush decided that the laws don't apply to him and this administration.

There is no "gray area" here.


GravatarThat was a bullshit penalty.


GravatarA bad taste was likely a sign of a certain incompatiblity.
Al Swearengen

Al, agreed 100%.


GravatarOne of the hairier-backed tr00ls

Weird.

That was Avestus, who does not satisfy himself with apologia for the use of torture and death squads. He is an an open advocate for there use.

He doesn't even try to rationaloize his facism. He's perfectly happy with it. Avestus is probably the the mist distgusting personality at eschaton.


GravatarThe problem with the Constitution is that it was written at a time when they couldn't even imagine what today's world would be like, so what they wrote doesn't take modern issues into account. Ask yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?

Take it to the Federalist Society.


GravatarBush is going nowhere. This program is going to continue.

Welcome to the official public announcement of the new American dictatorship, currently headed by George W. Bush.

It's over, folks.


GravatarSo fucking many paid trolls tonight. Average Americans are not that dumb. Nobody with a working mind would bother to type such shit. Can we treat it as such? For once? Please don't crap up another thread with troll bait.


GravatarThey're using all kinds of new camera angles in this football broadcast.


GravatarWell thats it for the Chef's season.


GravatarSo - what I'm supposed to do is build yet another room onto this house to make a home for a leather sofa I'm not sure I actually want, so that I can use the laptop while having sex.

Maybe I'll just get a new scanner.


GravatarI coulda had more typos. I really coulda...


GravatarHeh. I have 3 Japaneese Chin dogs and just had their butts shaved yesterday. They have a blanket of long fur right under their tails. It's either shave 'em or pick dog crap off their rear ends. The choice is easy.
bigvic | Email | Homepage | 12.17.05 - 8:14 pm | #
*************
hey bigvic...hi pal!! that could be a REAL CRAPTACULAR!!!


GravatarWell thats it for the Chef's season.

Great googly moogly.


GravatarThey've been delivering my newspaper in the rain without plastic.


GravatarMaybe Bush'll decide he doesn't need to hold another presidential election. He can just do whatever he wants, can't he?


Gravatartonite
on HOckey Night In Canada
Toronto vs> Ottawa
followed by
Edmonton Vs Vancouver

good patriotic night of hockey


GravatarActually, that's an old malapropism from someone like Casey Stengel or Yogi Berra....
Gummo

Well, duh. I should have known that - apologies!!!


GravatarThe problem with the Constitution is that it was written at a time when they couldn't even imagine what today's world would be like, so what they wrote doesn't take modern issues into account. Ask yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?


Perhaps you would enjoy residing in North Korea.


GravatarGWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar |

must misremembered, thought Arthur was a standard poodle. My boy dogs hair will grow to 8 -9 inches long if I don't shave him twice a year.


GravatarDick Vermeil showed a lot of men that it's ok to cry.


GravatarCBS is really promo-ing a show called "Love Monkey"??!?!


GravatarBill Hicks wasn't a charter member of the Gallagher Fan Club:

From his last standup:

Look at these fat Americans in the front row - 'Why doesn't he just hit fruit with a hammer?' Folks, I could have done that, walked around being a millionaire and franchising myself but no, I had to have this weird thing about trying to illuminate the collective unconscious and help humanity. Fucking moron."


GravatarBill Hicks adopted, of all people, a kind of Stevie Ray Vaughan stage persona



Two of my heros. Some good comes from Texas...


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GravatarROHRABACHER = fascist bastard!


GravatarWe're about to find out how many millions of royalists we have in this country.

Two thousand years of beautiful fascism, from Caesar to Hirohito. You're goddamned right they're living in the fucking past. Fucking Germans. Nothing fucking changes. Fucking Nazis.

Happy Holidays.


GravatarI'm planning to go to Ottawa next month, and the Leafs and Sens are playing one of the nights I expect to be there.

Bet I can't score a ticket, though.


Gravatarmy good bud has diabetes,but Id like to make her biscotti......any ideas?


GravatarWell, duh. I should have known that - apologies!!!

'Tis nothing, m'dear -- I'm often misunderstood.


Gravatar"THe troops is fightin' over there in EYE-rack so's our gubmit has freedom to spy on us."


GravatarSo - what I'm supposed to do is build yet another room onto this house to make a home for a leather sofa I'm not sure I actually want, so that I can use the laptop while having sex.


Just go to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab and buy some perfume. "Florence" smells like lovely leather..


GravatarAsk yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?

Or how 'bout ask the Magic 8 Ball or the Ouija board . . . geesh!

How 'bout you go read some history instead.


GravatarI make him go outside every once in awhile and use the carpet beater on him, but that's about it.
GWPDA,


heh. Cousin? What the hell is a carpet beater? Am I a bad mother for not beating my pups? [sounds like fundie shit, eh]


Gravatar Dick Vermeil showed a lot of men that it's ok to cry.

Frequently.


GravatarTo me, none of this is unpleasant - just distinctive.

Nicely phrased Sarah.

I dated an MD once. She was bright, fun, learned and one of the more attractive and beautifully fit women to ever enter my life. One or two oral sex moments (it was almost a metallic taste) and I knew it wasn't going to go anywhere. Sad really.


GravatarTikki Barber had 250 yards rushing.


GravatarRohrbacher is a disgrace.

Bushboy lies and trashes the Constitution and Rohrbacher applauds, like the craven idiot that he is!!!

Can this fool be returned to Congress? Surely his constituents are smarter than that?


GravatarBob Barr, one of the wingnuttier wingnuts around, says "it's bad policy for our government to be spying on American citizens through the National Security Agency. Secondly, it's bad to be spying on Americans without court oversight. And thirdly, it's bad to be spying on Americans apparently in violation of federal laws against doing it without court order."

And yet you still have asshats like Assrocket saying that what Bush has done is totally legal. Fucks like him will defend anything Bush does, and lie about it. Assert that it is legal, and it becomes so. It no longer even matters what was done - the only thing that matters is that it was Bush who did it.


Gravatar1watt - My Arthur J. GWPDA. He's filled out a bit of course, but summer or winter, this is his sandcoat. (He's a Shar-pei. And yes, he really hates the idea of Shrub using his family's pen.)


GravatarSpeaking of creeping fascism, there's some good geek buzz about the V for Vendetta movie (which surprises and pleases me a great deal).


GravatarAl, what tasted like metallic?


Gravatar"BARR: And the Constitution be damned, Dana?

ROHRABACHER: Well, I'll tell you something, if a nuclear weapon goes off in Washington, DC, or New York or Los Angeles, it'll burn the Constitution as it does. So I'm very happy we have a president that's going to wiretap people's communication with people overseas to make sure that they're not plotting to blow up one of our cities."

This is the exact moment when Rohrabacher moved from simple debate into fanatical babble. A sane man would have stepped back from that statement and requalified his remarks. This idiot kept going.


GravatarOne of the hairier-backed tr00ls

Weird.

That was Avestus, who does not satisfy himself with apologia for the use of torture and death squads. He is an an open advocate for their use.

He doesn't even try to rationaloize his facism. He's perfectly happy with it. Avestus is probably the the most disgusting personality at Eschaton.
Carpbasman


HE should most definitely be barred.


GravatarAsk yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?

Perhaps you would enjoy residing in North Korea.
tbsa


So you are not a strict constructionist? The Constitution is a living document after all? WTF is your point?

And no, thank you, I'll live here if it's OK with you.


GravatarGWPDA -

Arthur made us both "Awwwwwww."


GravatarROHRABACHER: Well, I'll tell you something, if a nuclear weapon goes off in Washington, DC, or New York or Los Angeles, it'll burn the Constitution as it does. So I'm very happy we have a president that's going to wiretap people's communication with people overseas to make sure that they're not plotting to blow up one of our cities."



Batshit crazy.


GravatarBet I can't score a ticket, though.
SteveNS


ice cubes chance in hell

even with the new rules it's a chippy motherfucker of a game


Gravatarwho is bob barr???


GravatarPerhaps you would enjoy residing in North Korea.
tbsa




You first!


GravatarGame over!


GravatarWhat the hell is a carpet beater? Am I a bad mother for not beating my pups? [sounds like fundie shit, eh]

No, he just gets dusty.... A carpet beater gets it right out of him.


GravatarBob barr is a reformed wingnut.


GravatarGo figger. Jints win.


GravatarNow switiching to ESPN for the Broncos and the Bills.


GravatarGo figger. Jints win.

Very pleasantly very surprised. I really didn't see any way the D would hold with Chase Fucking Blackburn at MLB instead of Pierce.


Gravatar"No, he just gets dusty.... A carpet beater gets it right out of him.
GWPDA"

Do you walk around in a carpet beater T-shirt?


Gravatar my good bud has diabetes,but Id like to make her biscotti......any ideas?
SITTENPRETTY


Ooooh! I do! You can use "Splenda" (fake sugar) exactly like you would in any baking project. My MIL is diabetic and has a HUGE sweet tooth and I make her goodies that have none of that phony saccarine (sp?) tate.


GravatarNow switiching to ESPN for the Broncos and the Bills.
Wow, another game.


Gravatar"THe troops is fightin' over there in EYE-rack so's our gubmit has freedom to spy on us."

Stunning, ain't it.


GravatarThe Chumps have to beat San Diego and Cincinnati to have any chance at the playoffs.


Gravatarwhat tasted...metallic?

Her vaginal fluids, or maybe the mixture. There as a distinct sense that something was incompatible with me "down there."


GravatarSo fucking many paid trolls tonight.

bigvic


Last night, too.

I love how the little nobodies think that they have the right to tell us to leave the country.

If we did that, where would their welfare checks come from?


GravatarIndianapolis is the best team in the NFL.


Gravatar"annieangel", the thick-ankled fitness instructor, was gonna blow up the brooklyn bridge...
...but her lips got tired.


GravatarThe Chumps have to beat San Diego and Cincinnati to have any chance at the playoffs.

Good luck stopping LT with those tacklers.


GravatarWhat do you think the Chimperor's skull is filled with?

Inquiring bloggers want to know.


GravatarAsk yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?

Only activist judges ask that question. .


Gravatarmy Basil looks like this guy

http://www.milouchouchou.com/mil.../im_cat/ 209.jpg


GravatarSo I'm very happy we have a president that's going to wiretap people's communication with people overseas

I mentioned this earlier but here's part of the subliminal message - the word "overseas".
Only people who communicate with foreigners should be considered potential terrorists. Real patriotic Americans only communicate with other patriotic Americans, all of whom live within the US. It's those naturalized US "citizens" we have to watch with connections overseas.
So it's OK to spy on them.
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GravatarSittenpretty -

FUZZY!!

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GravatarWhat do you think the Chimperor's skull is filled with?

First we have to establish whether it's filled with *anything*.


Nature may abhor a vacuum, but apparently voters don't mind it.


Gravatar"THe troops is fightin' over there in EYE-rack so's our gubmit has freedom to spy on us."

Stunning, ain't it.
pie


Fucking surreal.

Even more stunning is the trolls, freepers, and the rest of Bush's fellaters thinking there's nothing wrong with it, that it's a great thing.

Maybe the people who think it's cool should sign a release allowing the government to spy on them...and leave the rest of us alone with our civil liberties.


GravatarCousin GWPDA!

You lay that carpet beater on Arthur and I'm handing him my spare key to the car! So help me Jeebus. Hahahahaha.

Arthur, Auntie bigvic is *here for you.*


GravatarA carpet beater gets it right out of him.

Someone should have taken that to lil' georgie's behind a long time ago.

Or yesterday.

He seems to be beating himself up pretty darn good, however.


Gravatarwatertiger asks:

What do you think the Chimperor's skull is filled with?

Jim Beam and Circus Peanuts candy?


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GravatarAsk yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?




Bill O'Reilly is here, folks!


GravatarAsk yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?

they WERE writing it for the future, shitwhistle...what's why they wrote it the way they did, filled with certain ambiguities, etc...

jeesis, fuckin' PLEASE: Smarter trools...


GravatarAsk yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?

Nay - if the founding fathers could see into the future they would have purchased IBM stock at a nickel per share.
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GravatarJim Beam and Circus Peanuts candy?

That'll work.


GravatarWhat do you think the Chimperor's skull is filled with?

12 used shot glasses with the Jack Daniels logo on it. Crunchy crack residue, the rest? Chewy nougut.


GravatarBushboy probably figured he's gotten away with all his other crimes and lies, so why not issue an executive order that violated the US Constitution and other US laws?

Whose going to hold him accountable?

The Gooper Congress? Not likely.

The USSC? Not with Scalia, Thomas and now Roberts.

The MSM? They're a joke.

The American people? Too busy to be bothered with politics!


GravatarWGG
Did you get that oven business figured out?
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GravatarIt's a lot like a massage, bigvic, honestly. Gets the dust out right down to the skin and then a nice currycomb to stimulate the system.


Gravatarhttp://www.epic.org/privacy/wire...tap/ hr2883.html
Scroll to Sec 314 "Technical Ammendments"
There is, at present, a 72 hour window in which the feds can do WHATEVER they wish WITHOUT A WARRANT before an application for such a warrant must be lodged with FISA.

This renders all arguments relating to the inconvenience of getting warrants when there are only 'minutes to act' or the 'ticking bomb' excuse mute. The arguments do not deserve to be heard.

Prior to 01 the feds had a 24 hour window. Please note that a 72 hour window is actually much more - DOJ can use procedural motions to delay an actual hearing on the warrant for at least another 24 hours.


GravatarOnly activist judges ask that question. .
Hecate Malificent




Gravatarwatertiger -

Doin' some image manipulation?


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GravatarAsk yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?

The funny thing was, when I clicked on their link, it had absolutely nothing to do with the question so far as I could tell.



I suspect the 2nd Amendment might be a tad bit different, though.


GravatarWhat do you think the Chimperor's skull is filled with?


oily rags and blasting caps


GravatarEven more stunning is the trolls, freepers, and the rest of Bush's fellaters thinking there's nothing wrong with it, that it's a great thing.

They think it makes them "tough realists" (as opposed to we who are "effeminate dreamers").

It's sexual anxiety at its most twisted. Since they can't prove their potency sexually, they'll do it through remote-control violence.

When all is said and done, it's still apes in trees waving dicks at each other.


Gravatar"[Rohrabacher] says the Taliban are devout traditionalists—not terrorists or revolutionaries. He believes a Taliban takeover [of Afghanistan] would be a positive development."

—Washington Report on Middle East Affairs, November/December 1996



Shorter fascist prick:

"They know how to keep them uppity women in their places, too!"


GravatarEven more stunning is the trolls, freepers, and the rest of Bush's fellaters thinking there's nothing wrong with it, that it's a great thing.

Awww, hell. They know everything about this Constitution shredding mess is wrong. They just have the worng admin in place to contest it. Do you really think they'd defend Kerry if he went 'round the bend and pulled this shit? Spare me.


GravatarGWPDA, when did you stop beating your carpet?


GravatarThe damage terrorists can inflict pales in comparison to the loss of the civil liberties that protect us from the arbitrary power of law used as a weapon. The loss of law as Blackstone’s shield of the innocent would be catastrophic. It would mean the end of America as a land of liberty.
Paul Craig Roberts


GravatarSo - what I'm supposed to do is build yet another room onto this house to make a home for a leather sofa I'm not sure I actually want, so that I can use the laptop while having sex.

But it'll all be deductible!


Gravatarif the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future

I really cannot stand the stupidity and the sheer magnitude of cognitive dissonance in the modern conservadrone. It is beyond human comprehension.


GravatarWhen Bob "Quick Draw McGraw" Barr is saying it's illegal you better believe it's illegal. I can't believe Rohrabacher has the audacity to go on national television with a lame brained argument like the one he used. Stop using fear to keep the American people in line and do the job you're fucking paid to do, Dana!


Gravataroily rags and blasting caps

Can we leave him out in the hot Texas sun for awhile?

That'd be entertaining.


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GravatarWGG...Did you get that oven business figured out?
Agent Orange- 8:42 pm


yup
a gfci relay tagged out.
found it, reset it, voila: fire!

..


Gravatarhey, ma! is it coup yet?


Gravatar"chicken wire"
-blus lou marini


GravatarStop using fear to keep the American people in line and do the job you're fucking paid to do, Dana!

Um, I think that *is* the job he's paid to do.


GravatarNow switiching to ESPN for the Broncos and the Bills.
Left Lane
I went to the history net /ufo show to find the rams.


Gravatarhey, ma! is it coup yet?
gary in fl


a Chicken Coup?


Gravatar"annieangel", the thick-ankled fitness instructor, was gonna blow up the brooklyn bridge...
...but her lips got tired.
n69n


"thick-ankled" = "cankled"?


GravatarAlmost time for Shallow Ground on Sci-Fi!

Who's with me?


GravatarWhen all is said and done, it's still apes in trees waving dicks at each other.

Waving
is too optimistic of a word to describe that activity.


GravatarCan we leave him out in the hot Texas sun for awhile?

That'd be entertaining.


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spork_incident |


anc d good psa for not leaving stupid explosive thing in the sun


GravatarMaybe the people who think it's cool should sign a release allowing the government to spy on them...and leave the rest of us alone with our civil liberties.

Great idea. I'm sure those people would be thrilled. Then, one day, one would say something a bit too controversial. So-and-so would hear it and tell another. Soon, the one would be getting a visit from the authorities. One would, of course, be a little nervous and begin to sweat. *I didn't do anything wrong* one would say.


The sweat would be an admission of guilt, and the one would be roughly trotted off for more *questioning*.

Buh bye, one.


GravatarHe who would trade liberty for security deserves neither.

- Benjamin Franklin


GravatarBut it'll all be deductible!

Well, yes, but I don't think I could squeak that all in before Hogmanay, which is when it really counts. Also, I've just done the calculations and find that for the cost of a good pen scanner I could get like 1000 xeroxes which'll be more useful. Nobody's figured out how to attach a Logitech hand held scanner to an XP system, have they? Anybody?


Gravatara gfci relay tagged out.
found it, reset it, voila: fire!

They can be a little sensitive.
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GravatarAlmost time for Shallow Ground on Sci-Fi!

Who's with me?
Eli |


is there coolio or rutger hauer zombies?


Gravatarthey WERE writing it for the future, shitwhistle...what's why they wrote it the way they did, filled with certain ambiguities, etc...

Please step to the head of the class!


GravatarFUZZY!!

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GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Email | Homepage | 12.17.05 - 8:39 pm | #
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can you beleive he just showed up one day on my doorstep? thanks for the splenda tip....ill be sparing


GravatarBarr now considers himself a Libertarian.

He founded a group called "Patriots for the Restoration of Checks and Balances."


GravatarPlease step to the head of the class!
Left Lane


is howard hesseman involved?


GravatarUm, I think that *is* the job he's paid to do.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!


Gravatarhey WERE writing it for the future, shitwhistle...what's why they wrote it the way they did

Excellent.


GravatarWho's with me?

[sigh] All right.


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GravatarBill O'Reilly is here, folks!
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat


Happy Holidays, Bill!


GravatarHe founded a group called "Patriots for the Restoration of Checks and Balances."
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat


I thought Tom DeLay and Jack Abramoff already copyrighted that name.
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Gravatarnutty susan estrich is on laura flanders...supporting HILARY™.


GravatarYou first!
Terry C.


WTF?


Gravatarif the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future

I really cannot stand the stupidity and the sheer magnitude of cognitive dissonance in the modern conservadrone. It is beyond human comprehension.
underwhelm


I think these fuckers slept during Civics class.

That is, if they didn't ditch school to go do meth.


GravatarHappy Holidays, Bill!
Buzz Bomb


holiday or "holy day"


GravatarQuote of the interview:

There is going to be a criminal investigation of who was responsible in the intelligence agencies, in the Congress, in the staffs for leaking this material to the New York Times. This is a far more serious violation — in the President’s own words — than the Valerie Plame leak. He has got to follow this up with a justice department investigation and I would guess down the road, we are facing again the possibility of those reporters for the New York Times being brought before a grand jury to explain who leaked to them. My view is the Democratic party on Capital Hill many of them were clearly informed. They may try to investigate this, but I tell you that’s not the investigation that folks should not be worried about in this town, this day.

– Pat Buchanan


GravatarWhen all is said and done, it's still apes in trees waving dicks at each other.
Gummo

six billion smart monkeys...

or as i heard on a construction job once "all swing'n dicks line up over here"

everyone, hold onto your dicks.


GravatarYou first!
Terry C.


WTF?
tbsa |


Apologies, dude

Mistook you for a troll.


GravatarWho's with me?

But there's more football to be watched.


GravatarGWPDA is the "pen scanner" a

Logitech® io™2 Digital Writing System
or
Logitech® io™ Personal Digital Pen

or something else?


GravatarWell, I'll tell you something, if a nuclear weapon goes off in Washington, DC, or New York or Los Angeles, it'll burn the Constitution as it does.

You all know this calls for a "come the fuck on!"


GravatarPat Buchanan:

His douchebaggery is eternal.


GravatarThis morning Pat Buchanan and Democratic Strategist Julian Epstein appeared on MSNBC to discuss President Bush approving domestic spying. Once again, I agree with Buchanan. It is imperative to our national security that we [as a country] do all that is possible to prevent terrorism. As an average citizen who is not involved in any terrorist activities, I wouldn’t mind being “spied” on — if that’s what you want to call it. If you are not a terrorist, why do you care? It makes me wonder why it is that liberals are upset about this ..


Gravatar[sigh] All right.

Huzzah!

Now help me peer-pressure Ms. Tigre.


GravatarPat Buchanan:

His douchebaggery is eternal.
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat | 12.17.05 - 8:52 pm | #

yes it truly does


GravatarEven more stunning is the trolls, freepers, and the rest of Bush's fellaters thinking there's nothing wrong with it, that it's a great thing.

Awww, hell. They know everything about this Constitution shredding mess is wrong. They just have the worng admin in place to contest it. Do you really think they'd defend Kerry if he went 'round the bend and pulled this shit? Spare me.



It's only a few who support this. And those few are fighting for their very existence.

Too bad history is against them.

not.


GravatarThis is a far more serious violation — in the President’s own words — than the Valerie Plame leak.

You know that covert CIA agent who was working on stopping nuclear weapons from falling into the hands of terrorists?


GravatarHis douchebaggery is eternal.
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat |


he is a docuhebaggery founding father alonh with Bill Kristol and Bob Novak


their thinktank
"Enterprising Douchebags institute"


Gravataryup
a gfci relay tagged out.
found it, reset it, voila: fire!

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WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka | Email | 12.17.05 - 8:46 pm | #

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hhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GravatarHumanity has always had more than it's shares of fools and idiots.

Many of them have become Kings, Queens and Presidents.

But Bushboy is in a class of asses all to himself!


Gravatarimagine what limpbaugh would be doing if it was clinton (bill OR hillary) who was doing this.

imagine how nookyular he would be.

"Folks, this is NOT the power we need to be giving this president. Imagine what he would be doing with it! Folks, we in the GOP cannot allow this!"


Gravatar'Tis nothing, m'dear -- I'm often misunderstood.
Gummo

Gummo, you're just subtle!!

And, I often need to be hit over the head before I see what's in front of my face.


GravatarI heart Laura Flanders!


GravatarPerhaps you would enjoy residing in North Korea.

What's that fucking difference between Kim and George?

Not

A

Damn

THING!

Both of them are fucking sorry dicktators.


Gravatar pigboy | 12.17.05 - 8:52 pm | #

Get the fuck out of the United States, or stop spitting on the constitution. Let me know which you pick.


GravatarWho do you think Karl Rove is talking to at this moment and what spin is he feeding that person for tomorrow morning's Sunday gas bag squat and gobble news shows?
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GravatarHow the FUCK did this country get to this point?
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GravatarEli,

I'm working on a VERY important project.

Yeah, alright.


GravatarEli sez:

Now help me peer-pressure Ms. Tigre.

I son't know if I want to mess with her. What if she decides to kick my ass in about ten days?


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GravatarBoth of them are fucking sorry dicktators.

George is taller and dumber.


GravatarIt makes me wonder why it is that liberals are upset about this ..

Because the President has declared himself to be above the law.


Gravatarhaloscan,

Try meth.

Steal gum from the store.

Drink and drive.

Those are bad requests. Please learn the difference.


GravatarIt's only a few who support this. And those few are fighting for their very existence.

Too bad history is against them.


The will fall hard. And history will mark this admin as the clostest to fascism this country has ever come.


GravatarPerhaps you would enjoy residing in North Korea.

Perhaps you would enjoy fellating my penis.

What is it with the it Love It or Leave It wackos anyway?


Gravatardoug, the pen scanner was a DocuPen. But I'd rather, if it's at all possible, somehow attach an old Logitech 256 ScanMan. The pen scanners - I've got a QuickLink and it's fine for what it is - but the stuff I need to copy really tends to be A4 with multiple scribbles that convey significant information. It's not just text, in other words, in this particular case a true image is actually preferable. A 'copy'.


GravatarI'm working on a VERY important project.

Yeah, alright.


Woohoo!!! *Nothing* is more important than making fun of zombie movies.


GravatarAs an average citizen who is not involved in any terrorist activities, I wouldn’t mind being “spied” on — if that’s what you want to call it. If you are not a terrorist, why do you care?

I care because everyone who speaks against the policies of the Bush administration is labelled a terrorist.

Of course, the majority of the country thinks Bush is an asshole. They can't lock us all up, and making an example of a few will only fuel the fire.


So, georgie? Go ahead.

Make my day.


GravatarEvening batsies!

I got an email from an Episcopal priest who reads my comments here (not on one of the church sites where I also post) -- there are also some other Episcopalians who post here (whose anonynimity I will preserve)

BUT, I have a cat announcement to make -- pictures of monatery cats (& Br Martin writeup about how they were acquired) is now available online here:
Abbey Cats


GravatarI son't know if I want to mess with her. What if she decides to kick my ass in about ten days?

See if you can convince her to go with jello wrestling instead of kickboxing. That's *my* contingency plan.


Gravatar1watt - My Arthur J. GWPDA.

Envelope ears!!!!

Teh cute.


GravatarHumanity has always had more than it's shares of fools and idiots.

Many of them have become Kings, Queens and Presidents.
But Bushboy is in a class of asses all to hiWORDmself!
Rudy | Email | Homepage | 12.17.05 - 8:54 pm | #
WORD XXXXXXXXXXXX


GravatarIt makes me wonder why it is that liberals are upset about this ..


Slippery slope?
Short steps to more loss of liberty and oppression?
IT'S THE LAW

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GravatarOne or two oral sex moments (it was almost a metallic taste) and I knew it wasn't going to go anywhere. Sad really.
Al Swearengen

Al, chemistry is everything, really.

I have had that experience myself - though with persons of your gender, not mine.

And, in everyday relationships that have nothing to do with sexual attraction/repulsion, I find myself feeling positively or nbegatively towards people whose personal odor I dislike.

I love, for example, to sniff deeply and pleasurably of my son, my dtr in law, my g'kids, Mr Deere, my kitties, mt two best friends in all the world. Their "essences" are sweet drugs to me.

Others...not so much. And, some, I want to get away from as quickly and as far away as possible.


GravatarThis spying story has brought out more troll douchebaggery, fuckwittery, asshattery, and just plain wanking than I have ever seen on Eschaton in one day.


Gravatar"How the FUCK did this country get to this point?"


don't worry, we have an "opposition" party.


GravatarIt makes me wonder why it is that liberals are upset about this ..

I seem to be hearing a lot of Repub Congressmen bitching about it too.


Gravatar! *Nothing* is more important than making fun of zombie movies.
Eli |


that is in the constitution
Franklin was into zombies


GravatarBUT, I have a cat announcement to make -- pictures of monatery cats (& Br Martin writeup about how they were acquired) is now available online here:
Abbey Cats


Aw. I especially like Xena - I'm a tortal sucker for torties.


GravatarNow help me peer-pressure Ms. Tigre.

I'll bring plenty of film.


.


Gravatarjello wrestling?

Come on now, all the cool chicks are into roller derby now!

And no, they are not all butch.

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Gravatarmy Basil looks like this guy

Awwwwwwww.....

How you doin'?


GravatarAerosmith is in town tonight. "Dude looks like a lady" has been going through my head for hours.




Karen Hughes?


Gravatarthat is in the constitution
Franklin was into zombies


And now he is one! Dreams really do come true.


Gravatarpigboy | 12.17.05 - 8:52 pm | #

Get the fuck out of the United States, or stop spitting on the constitution. Let me know which you pick.
underwhelm | Homepage | 12.17.05 - 8:55 pm | #

Please let me know how you really feel

I see stopping unwarrented spying on US citizens as spitting on the Constitution. You may not but I do. As far as you neocons and your love it or leave it garbage goes. I think I will love it and fight every unConstitutional thing this cabal does. That means whether you like it or not I am staying.


GravatarPerhaps you would enjoy residing in North Korea.

Perhaps you would enjoy fellating my penis.

What is it with the it Love It or Leave It wackos anyway?
Left Lane | Email | 12.17.05 - 8:56 pm | #



Example of why it's important when qouting someone's text to mark it off from your response to it.

I think TBSA was suggesting someone who thought the constitution was outmoded should move to North Korea, not that someone who was insufficiently loyal to his excellency the Bush should do so.


Gravatardouchebaggery, fuckwittery, asshattery,


nincompoopery
+


GravatarLet me phrase this in a way that will make our conservative friends understand the seriousness of Lil' Boots' crime:

He can sign a secret executive order banning guns, Nascar and beer!


GravatarGWPDA, re the DocuPen and the256 ScanMan.

Let me dig a bit. I've got the download/support section at logitech open right now. That's the first place to look. If the XP drivers are not there, then the chances of getting it to work with XP gets much less likely.


GravatarFucking helloscan keeps eating my posts!

Cousin GWPDA,

Arthur assures me you are a fantastic mommy, but he's gaming the system. Big news, eh?

Can you help me out with an easy cookie for Xmas? I'm low on time and all the "cut out" and gingerbread cookies require hours of refridgeration and a mess of flower. HELP!


GravatarNo right to privacy in the Constitution.

Spying on Americans without court supervision? OK by me.

Hey... Those are my medical records. What are you doing????


GravatarOh, I forgot -- like everyone else, I am shocked (Shocked, I tell you!) to agree with Bob Barr -- see, Fredo is an embarrassment even to terminal wingnuts!


GravatarCute kitties Prior!


GravatarAnd history will mark this admin as the clostest to fascism this country has ever come.

I say this in all seriousness. I can't believe we have come this close. But, although Bush apparently had some support post 9/11, the rest of his *success* was nothing but smoke and mirrors.

And if the media had put as much effort into the surreal Bush presidency as they did Clinton's blowjob, we'd be even closer to impeachment.

Hell, the bastard wouldn't even be president right now.


GravatarWhoops!

Plenty of film for the jello wrestling.

[$$^%@#@ copy-and-paste]


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GravatarLet me phrase this in a way that will make our conservative friends understand the seriousness of Lil' Boots' crime:

He can sign a secret executive order banning guns, Nascar and beer!


But he WOULDN'T. And that's the important thing.


GravatarSome of you have been wondering whether AnnieAngel and friends are "parody" trolls


I think THAT bitch is Gordo.


GravatarDear Prior,

Lovely cats. The National Cathederal has a cat named Katherine of Tarragon.


GravatarHe can sign a secret executive order banning guns, Nascar and beer!
Monica_A


and the bible


Gravatarpictures of monatery cats (& Br Martin writeup about how they were acquired) is now available
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&any relation to greenspin,or his horrible wife?


GravatarAs an average citizen who is not involved in any terrorist activities, I wouldn’t mind being “spied” on — if that’s what you want to call it. If you are not a terrorist, why do you care?

You're right.

Post your real name, real address, real phone number, and real social security number.

NOW.

Wassamatta? Got something to hide?


Gravatar Let me phrase this in a way that will make our conservative friends understand the seriousness of Lil' Boots' crime:

Mission impossible. Good night and good luck to those trying to "reason" with these halfwits.


GravatarOh, and I'm now posting with the TiBook. It takes me awhile to get used the keyboard so...typos ahoy!


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GravatarHe can sign a secret executive order banning guns, Nascar and beer!

Not the beer, please, I'll tell ya anything you want to know, but not the beer.


GravatarSpying on Americans without court supervision? OK by me.

Hey... Those are my medical records. What are you doing????


Heh. Old Rushbo's ass is on the line. No wonder he speaks with such conviction.


GravatarI love George W. Bush.

I support George W. Bush.

I honor and obey George W. Bush.

I respect George W. Bush.

I need George W. Bush.

You commie liberal Democrat bastards need to stop attacking George W. Bush and learn to accept him as your leader!

Why do you hate America?


GravatarI think TBSA was suggesting someone who thought the constitution was outmoded should move to North Korea, not that someone who was insufficiently loyal to his excellency the Bush should do so.
Carpbasman

ty... Not a fucking troll!! Perhaps some of you should read more of the thread.


GravatarEli,

With dry (?) drunks there's always that uncertainty.


GravatarHe can sign a secret executive order banning guns, Nascar and beer!
Monica_A


Ya forgot bullriding!

.


GravatarOh, I see I missed "Jeepers Creepers."


Gravatarwe are facing again the possibility of those reporters for the New York Times being brought before a grand jury to explain who leaked to them.

And *this* kind of leak is why reporters have, and need, shield laws.

Any reporter wants to go to jail to protect the source of this leak is a hero in my book.


GravatarOh, I see I missed "Jeepers Creepers."

Eh. It sucks hard after the first 40 minutes or so.


GravatarPhred still thinks he's the center of the universe.

which is abundantly apparent in his countenance.


Gravatar**********************************
hhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SITTENPRETTY | 8:54 pm


!!!katie!!!
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥


GravatarEnvelope ears!!!!

Teh cute.


I'm playing with them right now. And Sarah Deere? Arthur smells exactly like slightly scorched Niagara Spray Starch. It's a wonderful scent. 'Course, when he gets really dusty, that's not quite as nice, but ....


Gravatarmena --

R U still around?

I tho't I would try sending you an e-mail & also asking Fr Wm to forward it to you from his address that has the same suffix as mine AND from one of his other email addresses to see if we can figure out why I can't get through to you.

Eli --
Xena is a doll -- she was attacking my skirts as I went down the stairs


Gravatarhttp://moneycentral.msn.com/cont...68.asp? GT1=7469

Better crack down on freedom-hatin' gift cards! Be careful who you give those gift cards to...might be a terrist!


GravatarLovely cats, Prior. My mom will love that page.


GravatarPost your real name, real address, real phone number, and real social security number.

NOW.

Wassamatta? Got something to hide?
dave™ | Email | Homepage | 12.17.05 - 9:02 pm | #

I got the Buchanin quotes from the Political Teen website. I do not agree with them. I believe they are outrageous myself.

You can call me piggy


GravatarOkay, younger viewers: out of the room now!


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Gravatar Oh, I see I missed "Jeepers Creepers."
watertiger


Or Jeepers H. Christmas.


GravatarMission impossible. Good night and good luck to those trying to "reason" with these halfwits.
bigvic |


Nighty night!
.


GravatarNow, I ain't sayin' she a gold-digga, but she ain't messin' with a broke.....Go ahead girl, go ahead get down....Go ahead girl, go ahead get down....I gotta weeeeeeeave, I gotta weeeeeeeve....


GravatarIf exposing this wiretapping gets the New York Times shut down, it was worth it. Personally, I'd like to see President Bush send the 101st Airborne into West 43rd Street to arrest Sulzberger and shut down that left wing rag.


GravatarAnd *this* kind of leak is why reporters have, and need, shield laws.

I love all the willful obtuseness about the difference between a whistleblower and a hatchetman.


GravatarI'm changing my name to Rocky Marquette.


Gravatar*The* Patty McCormack?


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GravatarNot sure what's going on, but it sure is *spooky*!


GravatarBut he WOULDN'T. And that's the important thing.

yes of course. Now that The Leader has declared that his actions need not be constrained by laws or the Consitution, we must trust that he will only violate people's right for good reasons.

How can someone like Bush who claims to be a religious fundamentalist ever do anything harmful?


GravatarI son't know if I want to mess with her. What if she decides to kick my ass in about ten days?

I'll protect you!!!!


GravatarHe can sign a secret executive order banning guns, Nascar and beer!
Monica_A

Ya forgot bullriding!

And let's not forget:

Toby Keith records
Country Music Television
World Wrestling Entertainment
Nanny 9-1-1

Civil Liberties- A slippery slope.


GravatarYouch, I tried searching for the docupen on the logitech site, and their internal search engine did this. I think we are out of luck in the short run.

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

Sorry, we're having technical difficulties, so we're unable to respond to your request at this time. Please try again later.
Thanks!


GravatarI'm changing my name to Rocky Marquette.

I already decided on Chinook Pete.


GravatarAs an average citizen who is not involved in any terrorist activities, I wouldn’t mind being “spied” on — if that’s what you want to call it. If you are not a terrorist, why do you care?




Because...it's...fucking...wrong?

Because these assholes think anyone who doesn't worship Prince Fuckwit as their lord and savior is a "terrorist."

Because we have shitheads like Mann Coulter talking about going at people who don't agree with her with a baseball bat.

Because we have idiots in charge who equate dissent with treason.

Because millions of people in totalitarian countries who have done nothing wrong have been killed or made to disppear.

Because this is SUPPOSED to be AMERICA, not Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union.

I can go on all night.


GravatarFWIW the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette gives this movie three stars.

Seriously.

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GravatarEli --
Xena is a doll -- she was attacking my skirts as I went down the stairs
Prior Aelred


That's so GAY. Hahahahaha. I heart you Prior A.


Gravataryes of course. Now that The Leader has declared that his actions need not be constrained by laws or the Consitution, we must trust that he will only violate people's right for good reasons.

How can someone like Bush who claims to be a religious fundamentalist ever do anything harmful?


As long as his supporters believe that he will only break the law in their favor, it's simply not a big deal to them.


GravatarEverytime you think that Bushboy & Cheneychins have gone about as low as lying sociopaths can, they sink to new lows of depravity and illegality that beggar the imagination.


GravatarHow long before the lady deputy is in a tank top?


GravatarBigvic, the cookie of your dreams is the Joy of Cooking Butterscotch Brownie. Add nuts of some kind, and then, while it's cooling, drizzle some melted chocolate over it. Cut it into bars. The whole thing is in one saucepan. Got Joy of Cooking or do I need to run get my copy from the kitchen?


GravatarThis is rather strange cop dialogue...


GravatarMaybe Bob can become the first politician ever to introduce impeachment resolutions against successive Presidents and from each party?


GravatarIf exposing this wiretapping gets the New York Times shut down, it was worth it. Personally, I'd like to see Resident Bush send the 101st Airborne into West 43rd Street to arrest Sulzberger and shut down that left wing rag.
Soaring Chickenhawk


The 101st Fighting Keyboarders?


GravatarHow long before the lady deputy is in a tank top?

45 minutes in, tops.


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GravatarHow long before the lady deputy is in a tank top?

*Too* long.


GravatarHow long before the lady deputy is in a tank top?

For a second I thought you were talking about Karen Hughes, but then I realized you were watching the Sci-Fi movie.


GravatarWhy not send Bush a peach for Xmas?


GravatarBUT, I have a cat announcement to make -- pictures of monatery cats (& Br Martin writeup about how they were acquired) is now available online here:
Abbey Cats
Prior Aelred


Yay for your catblogging, Prior! Those are some very nice cats.


GravatarThat's so GAY. Hahahahaha. I heart you Prior A.
bigvic


Didn't you hear me. I said nighty night!
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GravatarFor a second I thought you were talking about Karen Hughes

Ewww...


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GravatarGWPDA, Speeder my really big dog smells to me almost like maple syrup.

The other one faintly like a labrador, unless she's wet, where it's not soothing at all, that much wet dog smell, is kind of bad. Doesn't take her long to dry, she's water proof enough that without a whole bottle of shampoo, you can't even get her fur more then moist. Her under coat I don't think ever get damp or wet at all.


GravatarThems damn scary school buses.


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GravatarHas the press taken to reporting on naked emperors again?

"I SPY"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/

Was President Bush right to authorize NSA eavesdropping on Americans? * 118092 responses

Yes; it was essential for national security
26%

No; it's unconstitutional
69%

I'm not sure
4%

I don't care
1%

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10491945/

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GravatarFor a second I thought you were talking about Karen Hughes

There's a difference between a tanktop and a tank *in* a top.


GravatarWell this "Shallow Ground" has started out with no eye contact dialogue (for authenticity?) and empty cardboard boxes.

It's gonna be a long trek.

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GravatarWell this "Shallow Ground" has started out with no eye contact dialogue (for authenticity?) and empty cardboard boxes.

Everyone seems half-asleep.


GravatarAs long as his supporters believe that he will only break the law in their favor, it's simply not a big deal to them.
Eli


A novel definition of fascism.
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GravatarA POTUS who violates the Constitution he's sworn to uphold, destroys the federal budget and goes to war on phony reasons is what happens when you allow a cretin to steal a presidential election.


GravatarI think the Sci-Fi Channel should be brought up on charges of terrorism.

this movie is terrifying.

no, really.

and where do I know the balding hunter from?


GravatarI DEMAND bloody zombies already!!!


GravatarA surfeit of animal cuteness on this thread. And its not even Friday.

The monastery cats are adorable, Prior A. I especially like Xena.

Lawless is good.


GravatarOf course, the majority of the country thinks Bush is an asshole. They can't lock us all up, and making an example of a few will only fuel the fire.


So, georgie? Go ahead.

Make my day.
pie


That's what is making him and his fellaters even crazier than they are.

They see it all slipping away.


GravatarIt's gonna be a long trek.

"Trek" rhymes with "drek".

Just sayin'


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GravatarIf exposing this wiretapping gets the New York Times shut down, it was worth it. Personally, I'd like to see Resident Bush send the 101st Airborne into West 43rd Street to arrest Sulzberger and shut down that left wing rag.
Soaring Chickenhawk

I call Parody Troll!


GravatarHORK HOOOORK....


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Gravatarand where do I know the balding hunter from?

Yeah, I've seen him in stuff too. He looks like a low-rent Bob Hoskins.


Gravatarand where do I know the balding hunter from?

I know he's a character actor who has been in a bunch of movies but I can't remember the name.


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GravatarWoohoo!!! Bloody zombie!


GravatarLots-a-lot-a blood. And still wet.


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GravatarI thought I read tank in a top as well, Eli. I hope my new glasses come in before Christmas.


Gravatarnaked red boy.


GravatarFor a second I thought you were talking about Karen Hughes

There's a difference between a tanktop and a tank *in* a top.
Eli


"Dude looks like a laaaady..........."


GravatarMy dog Henrietta smells like graham crackers. Hank used to smell like wind or like something she rolled in. But now she is ill she does have a smell that is different. Not horrible but recognizable once you smell it. Nobody else seems to be able to, but I have always been good at that.


GravatarI love all the willful obtuseness about the difference between a whistleblower and a hatchetman.

Indeedy. We live in bizarro world. Protect the criminals and screw the innocent. Like everything Boosh, reality is turned on its head.


GravatarIf absolutely no one made a single comment about the trolls or responded to their incoherent statements, they wouldn't have as much fun here, they'd get bored and leave!


GravatarWhoa, did I just see nipple?


Gravatarmmmmmmmmm ... tank tops ....


Gravatarnaked pink girl


GravatarAwww, a horror pick, and a nude lady. But no breasts?


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Gravatary'know, there was a flash of nip there for a second. I wonder if Dobson is going to have a problem with it.


GravatarYes; it was essential for national security
26%


I'm not sure
4%

I don't care
1%



What the fuck...........


GravatarSigh. Anybody know a good political discussion blog I can switch to?
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GravatarMake my day.
pie


That's what is making him and his fellaters even crazier than they are.

They see it all slipping away.


His supporter haven't connected the dots that connect the concepts of
Government ruled by law.
and
The Citizens willing acquiescence to rule by law.

Without that acquiescence, chaos ensues.


GravatarI think nekkid girl might be in trouble.


GravatarSanta cat.
http://img219.imageshack.us/ img2...scan00010eh.jpg

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GravatarOy. Viggo Mortenson wannabe.


Gravatarwatertiger -

John Kapelos.


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