I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

Gravatarhi all and bush presidency=f.w.


Gravataraha!


GravatarThe president is above the law in matters of national security.Get used to it , libs.


GravatarAm I the only one up?


GravatarFrom the thread below, somebody at MSNBC got the point across about the "bubble boy".

Nice Caption MSNBC


GravatarI'll bet he's ordered the illegal wiretaps of every NYTimes reporter he can think of.


GravatarThe president is above the law in matters of national security.Get used to it , libs.

Ahh.....but the president is not above the law of gravity; what goes up must come down.


GravatarThe president is ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Soaring Patriotic Eagle


GravatarThe president is above the law in matters of national security.


You are too stupid to live.


Gravatardunno what laws Bush broke, but the Virginia recount starts next week.


GravatarWhen he disappears by putting on The One Ring, we'll know he broke the laws of physics.


GravatarFrom the thread below, somebody at MSNBC got the point across about the "bubble boy".

Nice Caption MSNBC
attaturk


He looks as if he crapped his pants!


GravatarMarcia, PATCO - Professional Air Traffic Controllers Association

And then the dilemma? What are the Republicans who impeached Clinton over an indiscretion going to do about this? They must be agonizing (at least two or three)


Gravatar(2nd try)Has he broken Haloscum?
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With impeccable timing, tonight ABC broadcast "The Sound of Music."

What makes this so apropos on the day the Chimperor stated he had broken federal law 30 times by spying on American citizens and would continue for as long as he wanted to do so is a small, telling exchange between Baron von Trapp and the Quisling Austrian governor.

The governor has just caught the family in its first attempt to escape Austria, and he mentions the contents of a telegram the baron had received that day. Von Trapp drily notes that he thought telegrams were considered private. At least in the Austria he knew.

In the days of the Broadway play and the movie, the baron was known to be the good guy, standing up for our values.

And the governor was known to be the bad guy.

The actor who played the odious little governor had a nose somewhat similar to Dubya's, iirc.

What hath BushCo wrought in our country....
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11:00 news leads off with story of Bush defending his use of secret eavesdropping of citizens. No mention in the lead that he broke Federal laws and acted unconstitutionally. I would have been ecstatic just to hear there were laws he had ignored.


GravatarSoaring Patriotic Eagle, you're mumbling again.


GravatarWhat laws has Bush broken in the last few hours?

The Law of Averages. How could a man so dim witted be POTUS.
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Gravatardunno what laws Bush broke, but the Virginia recount starts next week.
Alice Marshall



The Repugs cannot win an election without cheating, can they???????


Gravatar.....or the laws of retribution, like this one: Be careful who you step on while you're on the way up -- you may meet them again on the way back down.


GravatarHow could a man so dim witted be POTUS.
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Agent Orange


S-C-O-T-U-S


GravatarWhoa! that is one ballsy caption from MSNBC.

See attaturk at 11:24pm.


Gravatar"When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal."
-Nixon

"If it's Muslims, it's not illegal."
-Bush


Gravatarbut.. but.. but.. breakin laws is hard work!


GravatarThe Repugs cannot win an election without cheating, can they???????

Sometimes I think they lie and cheat just for the sake of lying and cheating.


GravatarCrimes against Nature?


GravatarWe will simply have to impeach him. If we allow a president to break the law, admit it, and thumb his nose at us, we could never trust the presidency again. So we will have to impeach him.

It's unavoidable. We can't just wait out the numbskull. We're on notice. So we have to impeach his ass - or the great American experiment in democracy is effectively over.


GravatarSoaring Patriotic Eagle, you're mumbling again.
Barry from Alaska




"Let the eagle soar,

Like she’s never soared before.

From rocky coast to golden shore,

Let the mighty eagle soar.

Soar with healing in her wings,

As the land beneath her sings:

'Only god, no other kings.'

This country’s far too young to die.

We’ve still got a lot of climbing to do,

And we can make it if we try.

Built by toils and struggles

God has led us through."


By Johnny AssCrack


I think I'll puke now!


GravatarWhat laws has Bush broken in the last few hours?

ape shall not kill ape


GravatarGood evening, all!

Soaring Patriotic Eagle

My favorite troll name yet.

How about: Crawling Mortally Wounded Pig?


GravatarCrimes against Nature?
Ba'al


That's Rick Santorum.


GravatarMy prediction for the chimp. He'll be found dead from a clot traveling to his head in a crummy titty bar, on the bad side of Dallas. This 5 months after leaving office.


GravatarGod but I fucking HATE these army commercials.



No kid, they will not make you part of an "environmental response team." They will send your sorry ass to Iraq so fast your head will spin.


GravatarHow could a man so dim witted be POTUS.
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Agent Orange


S-C-O-T-U-S
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat


SCOTUS + POTUS = FUKTUS
.


GravatarNice Caption MSNBC
attaturk




"I spy...with my squinty little eye!"


GravatarSCOTUS + POTUS = FUKTUS

Or LOCUTUS.


GravatarHe's doing lines of coke with Jenna right now.


Gravataror... the toes you are stepping on today could be attached to the ass you must kiss tomorrow.


GravatarArt Buchwald.


GravatarI think I'll puke now!
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat | 12.17.05 - 11:39 pm | #


Not any different than any other thread.


GravatarSometimes I think they lie and cheat just for the sake of lying and cheating.


They can't help it. They open their mouths and lies come out.


GravatarJack Black singing - time for me to get a snack...


GravatarGod but I fucking HATE these army commercials.



No kid, they will not make you part of an "environmental response team." They will send your sorry ass to Iraq so fast your head will spin.
four legs good




WORD.


"Make it a two way conversation."



Okay:

"You are NOT going into the military. I didn't give birth to you to have you used as cannon fodder for a sociopathic chickenhawk son of a bitch that I never voted for!"


GravatarNot any different than any other thread.
Isn't it obvious?



AnalAnnieAsshole is back!


GravatarHe's doing lines of coke with Jenna right now.


I wish he were choking to death on a pretzel right now.


GravatarAt this point, I'd let anyone be President. Even John McCain. Or Rick Santorum. Or, God forbid, Hillary.


GravatarSoaring Patriotic Eagle

My favorite troll name yet.

Zap Rowsdower


Makes me envision the opening to The Colbert Report, so I find it rather soothing.


Gravatarcriminal.


GravatarI'm with Libby Sosume.

Wonder what our brave representatives will do.

They better get it: If they let this stand, our form of government is toast.


GravatarAt this point, I'd let anyone be President.


Lion kitty is available.


GravatarWhat laws has Bush broken in the last few hours?

B-b-but, Bush is a Xtian!

He must take the Sabbath off!!


Gravataryou name it, he's broken it!


GravatarJack Black singing - time for me to get a snack...
Eli


Could you bring me some chips and salsa to keep me going?


GravatarThey better get it: If they let this stand, our form of government is toast.


It's already toast.


We've got a lot of the population saying "so what?"


Gravatar"He's doing coke with Jenna"

I was just thinking it's good the Secret Service provides a driver for him...

"Fuck the breathalyzer- I'm above the law- 9/11! 9/11!- waitaminute..."


Gravataroooh. Chimpy is not looking good, Watertiger. Not at all.


Gravatarcriminal.

Damn. He is not looking good. That is *not* healthy skin.


GravatarThere was a time when the Presidents of Chile and Argentina were considered above the law in national security affairs.

They could have anyone they wanted to dissapeared with just a phone call. They were above the law. National security was their justification.

There is a reason in the United States, the president is not above the law on any issue. National security or otherwise.

By the way, this is not a liberal or conservative position. In fact, it is the Freedom that gets talked about so much in our political discourse.

So, Soaring Patriotic Eagle, you fascist stupid fuck, I hope you die soon in horrible pain, just like all fascists.


Gravatarcriminal.
watertiger


I'm serious. They are so hating him right now to post photos like that.

I can't imagine anyone looking at those and thinking "manly and resolute."


GravatarWhat are the Republicans who impeached Clinton over an indiscretion going to do about this? They must be agonizing (at least two or three)
DWD - Chronicler of Evil


I doubt it. Everything is about power and politics to the repuke leadership. The only agonizing they'll do is how to spin this to do the least damage possible.


GravatarThat's Rick Santorum.
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat


BTW The American College of Gastroenterology ran a huge billboard on I-95 here in Philadelphia thanking Man/Dog Santorum for supporting colon cancer research. It was a giant studio shot of Santorum grinning like an imbecile.

At last it was taken down BUT now they put one up on the southbound side of I-95 near the airport.

This has got to be some sort of bordeline legal means of shoveling campaign money towards the jerk off. Six months of thanks seems a bit much.
.


GravatarDamn. He is not looking good. That is *not* healthy skin.


Yeah, he looks pretty fucking sick. Like a drunk.


GravatarDamn. He is not looking good. That is *not* healthy skin.
NYMary


That red stuff isn't blushing.

He has NO shame.


GravatarAnd ql is right: his ears *are* getting pointier.


GravatarLooking forward to the coming polls...


GravatarIt was a giant studio shot of Santorum grinning like an imbecile.



Does Tricky Ricky ever look any other way?


GravatarSo... Does SNL actually have an entire sketch based on "Don't you just hate it when someone opens the door to the restaurant and all the cold air blows in?"


GravatarAppears when Hersh and Ritter predicted we would invade Iran last summer, they were just off in their timing.


GravatarYeah, he looks pretty fucking sick. Like a drunk.

Or worse. The mottling, the unnatural flush--this is someone who's treating their body like shit in some crucial way.


GravatarThe president is above the law in matters of national security.Get used to it , libs.
Soaring Patriotic Eagle


Great, a lame duck dictator supported by a blind eagle incapable of independent thought.


GravatarWow, it looks like Colombian President Uribe finally came to his senses. He busted up a meeting of plotters planning a coup in Venezuela and told the US Ambassador to go f*** himself.


GravatarThose are some bloodshot eyeballs.


Hey chimpy!! you just admitted to an impeachable offense!! what are you going to do next?


Fuckwit.


GravatarNo kid, they will not make you part of an "environmental response team." They will send your sorry ass to Iraq so fast your head will spin.
four legs good


And its the inbred offspring of people like our chew toys that are dumb enough to believe otherwise.


GravatarAt this point, I'd let anyone be President. Even John McCain. Or Rick Santorum. Or, God forbid, Hillary.
Aw c'mon, Rick "Rock My Dead Fetus" Santorum before Hillary?


GravatarThe red blotches look like rosacea to me.


GravatarSo... Does SNL actually have an entire sketch based on "Don't you just hate it when someone opens the door to the restaurant and all the cold air blows in?"
Eli


Honey, why are you doing this to yourself? Me, I'm gonna wander downstairs in a sec to watch The Soup, which we DVRed last night. As soon as my back stops spasms.


GravatarI can't imagine anyone looking at those and thinking "manly and resolute."
Marcia Brady ∞


The 31% of the populace who still thinks he's wonderful will.


GravatarOr worse. The mottling, the unnatural flush--this is someone who's treating their body like shit in some crucial way.


Perhaps the poisonous bile inside him is eating him from the inside out.


GravatarOne law he hasn't broken: the Law of Diminishing Returns.


GravatarHey chimpy!! you just admitted to an impeachable offense!! what are you going to do next?

I'm goin' to DisneyWorld!
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GravatarNote that the "radio" address was filmed (and played on news outlets) and that it was done in the Roosevelt room (and not in the Oval Office).

Would want to admit that you're shit-canning the Constitution while sitting in the seat of presidential power.

Little things mean a lot.


GravatarHey chimpy!! you just admitted to an impeachable offense!! what are you going to do next?


I'm going to Disneyworld! And I'm going to ride "It's a Small World" again and again and again....


GravatarThe really tragic thing is that SNL usually puts the funniest skits first.


GravatarThe red blotches look like rosacea to me.
doug, smelly bastard


It has.

I have it. But I take medication for it. Looks like he doesn't

Alcohol aggravates it.

I saw a photo of Britney Spears without makeup the other day. She has it too!


GravatarOr worse. The mottling, the unnatural flush--this is someone who's treating their body like shit in some crucial way.
NYMary


And yet Colin Farrell still looks fabulous.


GravatarThe 31% of the populace who still thinks he's wonderful will.

Amway salespeople.


Gravatar6th try (like it's worth it!):

Was SNL opening sketch any good? Plenty of material this week.


GravatarHey chimpy!! you just admitted to an impeachable offense!! what are you going to do next?


"I'm going to DISNEY WORLD"


GravatarSo... Does SNL actually have an entire sketch based on "Don't you just hate it when someone opens the door to the restaurant and all the cold air blows in?"


I'd prefer "Bordello of Blood" to SNL.


Gravatar One law he hasn't broken: the Law of Diminishing Returns.

Or the Law of Small Numbers. Or that law they had in the middle ages about fucking goats.


GravatarAnd yet Colin Farrell still looks fabulous.
Marcia Brady


We Irish are built to take that crap. But isn't he in rehab now?


GravatarSo, anyone who's read Franken's last book will remember the last chapter where Dubya got impeached and started drinking on the same day.

I think that time line has just been altered.



GravatarYeah, he looks pretty fucking sick

The forgot to change the air filters on his bubble.


GravatarWhat are the Republicans who impeached Clinton over an indiscretion going to do about this?

they will lie back and blue-dress themselves- or whatever else the Hartford and Exxon tell them to do-


GravatarHoney, why are you doing this to yourself?

Well, I figured Jack Black might be able to salvage a few sketches here & there...

("Where did our server go?" "I think the wind took him.")


Gravatarit was done in the Roosevelt room (and not in the Oval Office).



I guess he thought that sitting under a picture of Teddy Roosevelt made HIM look manly.


GravatarI'm going to Disneyworld! And I'm going to ride "It's a Small World" again and again and again....


And he'll think it's a different ride each time.


GravatarNTodd, how was your party?


GravatarAnd ql is right: his ears *are* getting pointier.
NYMary


I had a friend who saw him when he went to the embassy in Madrid, pretty soon after he was inaugurated in 2001. She said he looked like a red-faced elf.


Gravatar Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat

Damn, wasn't meaning to pick on you with the rosacea comment.


GravatarThe Repugs cannot win an election without cheating, can they???????

The essence and existence of Karl Rove explained in 10 short words....

And now I'm going to go check out that MSNBC headline before Patrick Ruffino makes them change it.


GravatarThe red blotches look like rosacea to me.
doug, smelly bastard


Well given the choice, would you rather look like a rotten tomato like your Father or like a Monitor lizard like your Mother.
.


GravatarFor our "soaring eagle" friend, being "patriotic" evidently means an end to the rule of law, voiding the constitution, and repudiating democracy.


GravatarAs soon as my back stops spasms.
NYMary


Shouldn't the drunken Irish lout be giving you a backrub?


GravatarWhen Jack Black is funny, he's very funny. When he's not, he makes my molars ache. And I don't think he can tell the difference.


GravatarEli and NTodd are both on this thread. If Thers shows up, the Apocalypse begins.


GravatarWe Irish are built to take that crap. But isn't he in rehab now?


For painkillers, not alcohol.

Seriously.



GravatarThey forgot to change the air filters on his bubble.
Ba'al




Yeah, really!


GravatarWhat laws has Bush broken in the last few hours?

In a way, he's broken Godwin's Law. Because he really is a Nazi.


GravatarAnd yet Colin Farrell still looks fabulous.
Marcia Brady


He's young. Give him a few more years of abuse -- he'll look like Keith Richards.


GravatarWe Irish are built to take that crap. But isn't he in rehab now?




Colin Farrell?

I thought he was resting from being all shagged out.


GravatarOh yeah, big lush.


GravatarWe Irish are built to take that crap. But isn't he in rehab now?
NYMary


I think so, god bless his smokin' Irish soul. And smoldering Irish eyes. And inviting Irish mouth....


GravatarShouldn't the drunken Irish lout be giving you a backrub?

Nah. We just got back from the laundromat (our washer is on the fritz), the toy store, and the grocery store. He needs to sit and veg as much as I do.


GravatarKeith Richards looks pretty good, considering he is almost as old as Steve Simels.


GravatarAnd yet Colin Farrell still looks fabulous.
Marcia Brady

He's young. Give him a few more years of abuse -- he'll look like Keith Richards.
flory


Peter O'Toole

Or Oliver Reed.


GravatarOr the Law of Small Numbers. Or that law they had in the middle ages about fucking goats.


Or the law that saws short guys with little dicks are complete fucking assholes.


GravatarHe's young. Give him a few more years of abuse -- he'll look like Keith Richards.
flory


You're getting me back for that Barbara Bush visual, aren't you?


GravatarWhen Jack Black is funny, he's very funny. When he's not, he makes my molars ache. And I don't think he can tell the difference.

Yeah, that's exactly it. He's either hilarious or insufferable.


GravatarTKK,
Brace yourself, I just heard the Windows Loading noise on his laptop.


GravatarKeith Richards, like me, Ba'al, is also a Canaanite god. Canaan existed a long time ago.


GravatarKeith Richards looks pretty good, considering he is almost as old as Steve Simels.
The Kenosha Kid


If there ever is a holocaust, there will be cockroaches and Keith Richards.


Gravatar Eli and NTodd are both on this thread. If Thers shows up, the Apocalypse begins.

I call dibs on the pale horse.


GravatarChimpy's been doing shots with Viktor Yushchenko again hasn't he.


GravatarNOOOOO!!!!!!


GravatarHe has that same sickly shade of orange that guy on friends whose name escapes me at the moment had for like three seasons.

And now that you vicious people have set "Let the Eagle Soar" playing in my head, I need some whisky myself...


GravatarWindows Loading noise on his laptop.

Breaking glass sound, blue screen?


GravatarKeith Richards looks pretty good, considering he probably should be dead, given the chemical abuse he has put his body through.


GravatarIt's to be hoped that Colin Farrell will just get craggier and sexier, like Gabriel Byrne, but it's probably a long shot.


GravatarI call dibs on the pale horse.


I want the skeletor one.


GravatarAs soon as my back stops spasms.
NYMary


Are your ankles swelling yet?

The joys of pregnancy...


GravatarFalstaff

LOL!!!!!!!!!


Gravatar Keith Richards looks pretty good, considering he probably should be dead, given the chemical abuse he has put his body through.
Richard


That's what's keeping him going!


GravatarKeith Richards gives me the courage to keep drinking, no matter what those stupid doctors say.


GravatarKeith Richards, like me, Ba'al, is also a Canaanite god. Canaan existed a long time ago.

I've been wondering about that. Keith Richards looked oh, a few thousand years old, when the rest of the Rolling Stones, were all still pimpled teenage street punks.


GravatarTerry C. Feminazi Moonbat

Damn, wasn't meaning to pick on you with the rosacea comment.
doug, smelly bastard


Oh, no!

No problem.

Like I said, I don't have that red stuff on my face.

I've taken medication for it for the last 20 years.

I didn't have it till I got pregnant with my son back in 1984.

THAT asshole looks as though he's let it get out of control!

It got SO bad I h


GravatarKeith Richards looks pretty good, considering he is almost as old as Steve Simels.
The Kenosha Kid


Harrison Ford and Sean Connery look pretty good for a couple of old guys.

Keith Richards looks like he should be starring in SciFi movies -- without any makeup.


Gravatardoug

Keith Richards is 4,378 years old.


GravatarMarcia,
Yeah, the ankles are ugly, the tummy is alarming, but it's the back that makes me feel like an old, old lady, especially after standing for several hours in the laundromat. I'm sitting here with a pillow behind my lower back, just like my mother-in-law does (shudder).


GravatarKeith Richards gives me the courage to keep drinking, no matter what those stupid doctors say.


You wouldn't say that if you'd ever seen him in person.

He looks like a walking cadaver.


GravatarYeah, he looks pretty fucking sick

tertiary stages of alcohol poisoning, however, i think he is far more dangerous as a carrier....


Gravatar NOOOOO!!!!!!

You misspelled NOOOOOO!!!!!!!


GravatarIf there ever is a holocaust, there will be cockroaches and Keith Richards.
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat


Can someone please notify Keith Richards and Stephen Tyler (of AeroSmith) that they both died a few years ago. They're giving me the creeps still walking around.
.


GravatarYou're getting me back for that Barbara Bush visual, aren't you?
Marcia Brady


You deserved it, didn't you?


GravatarDO NOT POST ON ESCHATON

ATRIOS DOES NOT BELIEVE IN FREE SPEECH


GravatarKeith Richards looks like he should be starring in SciFi movies -- without any makeup.
flory


As Babs Bush's stand-in.


To finish the prior post, it got so bad, I had to go to a dermatologist.


GravatarKeith Richards is 4,378 years old.

And his guitar licks still rock.

Amazing!


GravatarNTodd gets the pony?


GravatarAs usual Smigel makes the rest of SNL look like a bad joke.


Gravatarthe MSNBC site also has a 'Why I still Support The War' article by a guy named Rabbi Gellman. Is this worth reading, or is he a wingnut who has escaped by attention?


GravatarI'm trying to get this photoshopped image just right and it's really pissing me off.

well, not that much.

in fact, I may just bag the whole thing.


GravatarKeith Richards is shooting for the next Jeremy Bentham slot on the board of governors for the University of London.


GravatarKeith Richards - Ba'al bless his illiterate soul.

I had the pleasure of seeing him live at the "401k Tour!" stop in Detroit. Keith was everything I hoped he'd be, and more.

I didn't understand a fucking thing he said, but I know I loved it.


GravatarDO NOT POST ON ESCHATON

ATRIOS DOES NOT BELIEVE IN FREE SPEECH
shoelimpy™ |



Dude, little anal annie asshole and you come on this blog UNINVITED.

Apparently, she got SO out of hand, she was banned.

You cannot come into other people's places and shit all over them!


GravatarAh, I see fy has wingnut friends. They'll get along famously, I'm sure.


GravatarKeith Richards is 4,378 years old.

And his guitar licks still rock.


FTR That's NOT in "dog years" either!
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GravatarKeith Richards is shooting for the next Jeremy Bentham slot on the board of governors for the University of London.





Okay, I'm a geek.


GravatarI think Shoelimpy feels picked on by our discussion of alchoholic dementia...


Gravatar Keith Richards is shooting for the next Jeremy Bentham slot on the board of governors for the University of London.

After all, he and Bentham went to school together.


Gravatarno, this is not the thing I'm working on.


GravatarAP: Frist AIDS Charity Paid Consultants

Kat Keeler takes medicine ($) from AIDS suffers and lines pockets of goo' buddies.


GravatarNTodd gets the pony?



NOOOOOOOOOO!!!


When is it going to be my turn?


Gravatar I'm trying to get this photoshopped image just right and it's really pissing me off.

well, not that much.

in fact, I may just bag the whole thing.
watertiger



I don't know if people can tell, but I NEVER bag any bad photoshop.


GravatarAh, I see fy has wingnut friends. They'll get along famously, I'm sure.
NYMary



I'm never gonna post here again.

Just because some wingnut says so!


GravatarAP: Frist AIDS Charity Paid Consultants

Kat Keeler takes medicine ($) from AIDS suffers and lines pockets of goo' buddies.

Peeps, dammit put the link in, or Thers may casually slap you around, for not doing your citations.


GravatarYou deserved it, didn't you?
flory


Well, I may have preferred a spanking. From Colin Farrell instead of James Spader...


GravatarInteresting about the Bush pictures, though. All the pictures I can find make me look fairly stupid. I think that the photographers are having their little fun now.


GravatarNTodd gets the pony?
watertiger


That'll get you on Holden's list, fer shure...


GravatarOne day, Keith Richards' liver will go on display at the Oxford University Museum of Natural History.


GravatarKat Keeler takes medicine ($) from AIDS sufferers and lines pockets of goo' buddies.
Peeps



There is a place in hell just for these people.

Satan, if he exists, will have to build a whole new wing just to put them all.


Gravatar NTodd, how was your party?

Good! I'm in love with one of the waitrons, who brought me scallops wrapped in...bacon. She looked a lot like vintage Phoebe Cates. I won't tell you what her name was.

And I got the Where's Todd Award, and a significantly larger bonus than I was expecting. And lots of free booze. Xmas is good.


Gravatarin fact, I may just bag the whole thing.
watertiger



Here, have some lion kitty.


You'll feel better.


GravatarSo what does late-stage alcoholism do to a person? Does anyone know? And is it worse if it's a relapse as opposed to drinking consistently?


GravatarSaturday night puppy blogging!


GravatarQuick question. What ever happenend to Elaine Supkis??? Does she still drive by once in a while?
just wonderin'
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Gravatarscallops wrapped in...bacon

Known here as treyf-kabobs....


GravatarApparently, she got SO out of hand, she was banned.

You cannot come into other people's places and shit all over them!
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat


Are you sure she got banned? I bet Al scared her away.


GravatarI don't know if people can tell, but I NEVER bag any bad photoshop.

it's a perspective thing i'm having trouble with.

well, that and the infinite choices provided by photoshop.


GravatarWill Keith be put into a closet like Bentham is?


GravatarFile under "When they are good, they are very, very good."

NYTimes article gives some details of Katrina deaths in NO. Via the wonderful mahablog.com

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/ 1...artner=homepage

A study by The New York Times of more than 260 Louisianans who died during Hurricane Katrina or its aftermath found that almost all survived the height of the storm but died in the chaos and flooding that followed.

The interviews add narrative and nuance to what has been a largely anonymous or purely statistical casualty list. Relatives were able to explain that what might have been listed as a simple drowning was really a tragic end to a rescue, or that medical care just a few minutes earlier might have meant the difference between life and death.

Very good article, moving and awful.

Heckuva job, Brownie--and Chimpy.


GravatarAtrios has decided that he is banning my right to speak on his site, just because he wants to.

Tell ya what, you can come on over to my house, shit on my lawn, fuck my wife, kill my cat, and post a sign advocating your favorite political candidate. Why? Because I don't believe in the rights of owners to control their own property. Fucking fascists.


GravatarWell, I may have preferred a spanking. From Colin Farrell instead of James Spader...
Marcia Brady


You don't get to have fun when you're being punished, m'kay?


GravatarHere, have some lion kitty.

So alert!

Ah, nice. The football game is being chewed up by bad video feed.

These are all signs...


GravatarI don't know if people can tell, but I NEVER bag any bad photoshop.
attaturk


My sexuality may never recover from the image of COulter doing kegels.

And if you haven't done so et, be sure to check out the new Liberal Woman Gross-out Theater at Thers's place.


GravatarShe wasn't really banned - they just think it makes us look bad. I asked lumpy pete to prove it and he couldn't. If I were they I'd be more ashamed at pretending to be Xians and then telling people to go fuck themselves. But we already know they're all shameless liars. Very sad unwanted puppies.


GravatarThers may casually slap you around, for not doing your citations.

I'm hurt. I never casually slap anyone around.


GravatarAre you sure she got banned? I bet Al scared her away.
Marcia Brady ∞


She was pretty nasty.

Calls herself a "christian" but was using some choice words to everyone who didn't agree with her.

I love how she kept calling everyone a "looser" last night.

Then she had the guts to make comments about me -- bitch has never met me; doesn't know what I look like, but asks how many donuts I eat a hour.

WTF?

I mean, we elitist liberals don't eat donuts. They don't go with chardonnay!


GravatarSatan, if he exists, will have to build a whole new wing just to put them all.
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat


It's so weird. It's like they are slowly robbing a bank, laughing and high fiving each other while the entire nation watches them, and debates on whether what they are doing is wrong or not.


Gravatar So what does late-stage alcoholism do to a person?

My uncle had a lot of GI probs before he ended up in the emergency room, then rehab.


GravatarNYMary,

Lends new meaning to the concept of the "tractor pull," eh?

a reader forwarded me this.


GravatarAnd I got the Where's Todd Award, and a significantly larger bonus than I was expecting. And lots of free booze. Xmas is good.

Yay for you!!

And it isn't even Fitzmas yet.


GravatarSo what does late-stage alcoholism do to a person? Does anyone know? And is it worse if it's a relapse as opposed to drinking consistently?


It's pretty brutal. Liver breakdown, skin gets all fucked up...


GravatarA study by The New York Times of more than 260 Louisianans who died during Hurricane Katrina or its aftermath found that almost all survived the height of the storm but died in the chaos and flooding that followed.

I thought Chimpy would do everything in his power to protect the American people? Perhaps next year we should name hurricanes after evil Muslims.

A = Allah
B = bin Laden
C = Chalabi (oh wait)

.


GravatarDiagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, alcoholism.
Dependence on alcohol
Excessive consumption of alcohol
Low tolerance for anxiety.
Impairment in concentration
Impairment of attention span and memory
Inappropriate aggressive or sexual behavior
Mood lability
Impaired judgment
Impaired social functioning
Slurred speech
Inco-ordination
Increased need for alcohol at the beginning of the day, or at times of stress.
Insomnia; nightmares.
Hangovers, and absences from school and work.
Preoccupation with obtaining alcohol and hiding drinking from family and friends.
Guilt or irritability when others suggest drinking is excessive.
Blackouts; memory loss.
Delirium tremens (tremors, hallucinations, confusion, sweating, rapid heartbeat).
Liver disease (jaundice, internal bleeding, bloating).
Neurological impairment (numbness and tingling in hands and feet, declining sexual interest and potency, confusion, coma).
Congestive heart failure (shortness of breath, swelling of feet).
Adapted from:
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. Vol. IV American Psychiatric Association. 1994


Gravatara reader forwarded me this.

Aw.


Gravatar"Atrios banned me!"

"Banned you?"

[long pause]

"I got better..."


GravatarWatertiger, one word:

TIARA!


GravatarAtrios has decided that he is banning my right to speak on his site, just because he wants to.




She is a prime example of a whiny ass titty baby.

And an ignorant one.


GravatarWhat Laws has he broken in the last 24 hours?

If he's in DC, he's probably pissed in the antique chamberpot in the Lincoln Bedroom

If he's in Crawford, several cows have probably been deflowered.


GravatarHa! The Chronic-Acles-Of-Nar-Ni-A was teh funny.


GravatarTell ya what, you can come on over to my house, shit on my lawn, fuck my wife, kill my cat, and post a sign advocating your favorite political candidate.

"We could do that, but it would be wrong."
-- Richard Nixon

Good evening all--can I get banned, too?

What do I have to do? I want to pretend to be a hero to a handful of sad, misguided people trapped in a hideous world they refuse to change.


GravatarI had a friend who died because of alcohol, but his liver went, so it was jaundice and stuff. Fucking horrible.


GravatarHee hee, NTodd, you're incorrigible.

At 12:04 AM, ntodd said…

Annie's legs are teh hot! I'd hit it.


GravatarPerhaps next year we should name hurricanes after evil Muslims.

I think we should name next year's hurricanes after Chimpy's myriad fuckups.


Gravatara reader forwarded me this.
watertiger


The cuteness is getting pretty deep in here tonite.


Gravatarlion kitty very pretty kitty!


GravatarSo what does late-stage alcoholism do to a person? Does anyone know?

well, i believe a part of it is a psychologically twisted type of self-denial of responsibility and the attending necessary blame for, and retribution on, the enablers for forcing the drunk to drink again- very dangerous for someone at the head of a family (or country )


GravatarAnybody else get a lecture in driver's ed about the difference between a *right* and a *privilege* in our society? I guess they quit teaching that.


GravatarWhat do I have to do?

You have to be clinically insane and attack anyone who speaks to you. Frankly, I don't think you have it in you.


GravatarHa! The Chronic-Acles-Of-Nar-Ni-A was teh funny.

Oh yes. All badass, rapping about going to see the Chronicles Of Narnia and eating cupcakes.


Gravatara reader forwarded me this.


Awww, sleepy little mousies!


GravatarSo how many days till martial law is declared?

(P. S. I still ain't going to Iraq to fight in Bush's War.)


GravatarAnybody else get a lecture in driver's ed about the difference between a *right* and a *privilege* in our society? I guess they quit teaching that.

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner.


GravatarOne day, Keith Richards' liver will go on display at the Oxford University Museum of Natural History.

I'll bet it resembles a dilithium crystal from Star Trek...

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/ ...lithium_crystal


GravatarIf someone on the inside fed him enough Tylenol and Pretzels, it would be all over pretty quick.


GravatarHi, Barry!!

How's the weather in the frozen north?

How's my friend the stoopid Corvair?


GravatarAre you sure she got banned? I bet Al scared her away.

All I did was ask if she wanted to play "smite the heathen" and she got offended.


Gravatara reader forwarded me this.


Awww, sleepy little mousies!


Shouldn't they be curled up in a teapot?


GravatarOh yes. All badass, rapping about going to see the Chronicles Of Narnia and eating cupcakes.


You know what I hated about that movie? I wanted the lion to bite the bad witch's head off in the tent.

And he didn't. That pissed me off.


GravatarPhoenix Woman got cute puppy!


Is that Pomeranian or an American Eskimo Dog?


GravatarHa! The Chronic-Acles-Of-Nar-Ni-A was teh funny.

Oh yes. All badass, rapping about going to see the Chronicles Of Narnia and eating cupcakes.
Eli


Yes it was good. Something that was about as good as Smigels video, they don't often do that on SNL.


GravatarMy daughter just said that Neil Young sounds like the elderly pedophile on Family Guy. I concur.


GravatarAnybody else get a lecture in driver's ed about the difference between a *right* and a *privilege* in our society?

I dunno if they still do it now, but a schload of us who had passed the test had to sit in a courtroom and listen to a judge harrangue us before we could receive our driver's licenses.


GravatarAll I did was ask if she wanted to play "smite the heathen" and she got offended.




GravatarAre you sure she got banned? I bet Al scared her away.

All I did was ask if she wanted to play "smite the heathen" and she got offended.
Al Swearengen


She and the other nitwit were telling everyone they were going to hell.

Please....!


GravatarSo then I said, "Well how about 'How about kiss the sepulcher?'"


GravatarI think we should name next year's hurricanes after Chimpy's myriad fuckups.
watertiger


I dunno--Hurricane Costly Prescription Drug Coverage Scam doesn't sound so snappy.


GravatarI reread The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe this week. It's a surprisingly thin story, a lot thinner than I remembered.


GravatarJoseph McCarthy died from alcoholism shortly after being exposed as a fraud and a failure.


GravatarThe cuteness is getting pretty deep in here tonite.
flory


And here I thought you didn't appreciate the Barbara-Bush-in-a-tank-top idea...


GravatarShouldn't they be curled up in a teapot?

I'm a sucker for kitties in cups. Especially if they're waving.


GravatarI dunno--Hurricane Costly Prescription Drug Coverage Scam doesn't sound so snappy.

But wait till you see the graphics!


GravatarBarry should post a pic of Magoo.


Then the cuteness will be complete.


Gravatarchris parnell is actually a really great rapper, and since it contrasts so much with his dorky white guy appearance it's usually funny


GravatarMy daughter just said that Neil Young sounds like the elderly pedophile on Family Guy. I concur.
Marcia Brady ∞


Did anyone see the one where Lois got her brother out of the asylum and Stuart does a killer impression of Billy Bob Thornton in "Slingblade"???


Gravatar My daughter just said that Neil Young sounds like the elderly pedophile on Family Guy. I concur.

Oooooooooh, a man needs a maid...


GravatarSo then I said, "Well how about 'How about kiss the sepulcher?'"
Al Swearengen


I was so sure you had her, too.

Spilt milk, I suppose...


GravatarI dunno--Hurricane Costly Prescription Drug Coverage Scam doesn't sound so snappy.

And I guess Hurricane Hurricane Katrina's kinda redundant.


GravatarYes it was good. Something that was about as good as Smigels video, they don't often do that on SNL.

Actually better this week. I didn't really get Smigel's point.


GravatarMy daughter just said that Neil Young sounds like the elderly pedophile on Family Guy.

Hey, Hey.


GravatarNOT Stuart.



STEWIE.


GravatarDid the NSA eavesdrop on the bag of Pretzels that attempted to kill the President? We know that some where ingested...but what of the others? Are they being held at some undisclosed location?


GravatarI'm a sucker for kitties in cups. Especially if they're waving.


That one is teh funny.

I wish I'd know lion kitty when he was a baby.


GravatarShe and the other nitwit were telling everyone they were going to hell.

I'll bet they're on page 64 of the Joy of Sex yet as we write.


Gravatar My daughter just said that Neil Young sounds like the elderly pedophile on Family Guy. I concur.

"Where's that muscle-y armed fella? I sure do miss my paper!"


GravatarNYMary, I found sumpin' for Rosie:

http://static.turtleprod.com/mp3...e% 20Monkeys.mp3


Gravatarlion, witch, and wardrobe is a great kids' story. it's about kids and appeals to their imagination. It isn't really a "kids' story which adults love too"


GravatarMy chiropractor is also my friend. Nick and his wife are absolutely two of the nicest people I have ever met. Devoit Christians - Greek Orthox. I spent some time today talking of what the fundies are doing thier name and they were aghast.

Too often we let Pat Robertson and jerry Falwell speak for the people of God and that is a mistake, truly.

Nick does most of his work at nursing homes. he is not really very careful abotu collecting his bills: he offers his services to all whether you can afford or not.

He believes the words of the Lord when it admonishes him to love his brother as himeself and to treat all people with respect.

They have to learn what is being done in the Lord's name. I cannot always be there.


GravatarHey, Hey.

My, my...


GravatarHey, Hey.

My, my...


GravatarYes it was good. Something that was about as good as Smigels video, they don't often do that on SNL.
attaturk


Maybe they should just start giving cameras to the cast for the week and tell them to go nuts instead of doing everything live.


GravatarFlory,

The stoopid corvair is apparently a sexitst fascist heathen who doesn't like Annie.

Otherwise, again unseasonably warm on this dark day.

Too bad Jack Anderson died, he would have had a field day with the spying stuff.


GravatarAfter the pretzel thing, I remember there was an issue of The Boondocks where one of the kids was watching a TV where the incident was reported. He replied, "Come of it, you fool! Pretzel my ass! We all know he was just drunk!"


GravatarAnd here I thought you didn't appreciate the Barbara-Bush-in-a-tank-top idea...
Marcia Brady ∞


ACK!
again, what method of nightmare will this conjure?


GravatarHurricane Afghanistan
Hurricane Bolton
Hurricane Condoleeza
Hurricane Deficit
Hurricane Enron
Hurricane Fuck Yourself

and so on
.


GravatarMy daughter just said that Neil Young sounds like the elderly pedophile on Family Guy. I concur.

Oooooooooh, a man needs a maid...
NTodd, Bored


Oh to live on Sugar Mountain
With the barkers and colored balloons
You can't be twenty on Sugar Mountain
Though you're thinking that you're leaving there too soon


GravatarActually better this week. I didn't really get Smigel's point.

I interpreted it as a mocking of the War on Christmas bullshit coming from the FOX Jew haters.


GravatarIsn't Smigels the Triumph dog guy?


Gravatarlion, witch, and wardrobe is a great kids' story. it's about kids and appeals to their imagination. It isn't really a "kids' story which adults love too"

Yeah, I remember being quite keen on it. But there's not much to it, really.


GravatarEvening all.

SNL jumps into War on Christmas.

"7 more days until holiday"

Weak, but still poignant


GravatarWas there ever a Hurricane Dick?


GravatarBreathing?
.


GravatarBarry should post a pic of Magoo.

Then the cuteness will be complete.
four legs good


Blushing for Magoo, whom I have no recent pics of, but I'll dig an older one out for ya. Only cause you were so nice in asking.

.


GravatarBarry should post a pic of Magoo.

Then the cuteness will be complete.
four legs good


Blushing for Magoo, whom I have no recent pics of, but I'll dig an older one out for ya. Only cause you were so nice in asking.

.


GravatarJoseph McCarthy died from alcoholism shortly after being exposed as a fraud and a failure.
puppethead


OOOOH.

Don't say that.

He was a great American.

Tranny Annie Coulter said so!


GravatarAtrios just banned everyone! Shocking.

How do you guys feel about being banned? Me, I'm shocked.


Gravatarit's about kids and appeals to their imagination.


Ususally I like that stuff.


This time I just kept poking holes in the plot. Like, if there's a 100 year winter going on, how come they've still got bread for toast? And who put that lamp-post there? and where did peter get his knowledge about military tactics?

And wouldn't all the big cats be on one side?


GravatarWas there ever a Hurricane Dick?

Well, I don't like to brag...


GravatarI interpreted it as a mocking of the War on Christmas bullshit coming from the FOX Jew haters.
puppethead


They ARE a pack of anti-Semitic bastards, aren't they?


GravatarAtrios just banned everyone! Shocking.


I'm banned? how come I don't feel any different?


Does that mean I'm dead?


GravatarHow do you guys feel about being banned? Me, I'm shocked.

I would never be a part of a club that would have me as a member.


GravatarWhat I can't figure out is that the trolls keep saying that everybody knows this is nowhere, yet they are obsessed with being here till the morning comes.


GravatarHeh, Desi. I'll have to play that for the six-year-old, too. One of his favorite books.


GravatarHe replied, "Come of it, you fool! Pretzel my ass! We all know he was just drunk!"
NYMary


I said that from Day One.

The fucker was drunk, tripped and conked his fool head.


Gravatari get a big kick out of these wankers who post comments telling us that they have been banned.

and a little civics lesson for all you silly fucking trolls. the right to free speech derives from a restriction on the type of laws that congress can pass. it has nothing to do with whether you get banned from a blog comment board.


GravatarAtrios had to destroy us in order to save us.


GravatarHow do you guys feel about being banned? Me, I'm shocked.

I'm not shocked. He's a fascist. But thanks to me 1337 skillz, I was able to crack his encryptions and penetrate (heh) his firewalls and post my important message.


GravatarI would never be a part of a club that would have me as a member.

I wouldn't want to hang out with people who threatened to club my member.

Cockpunch!


GravatarWhat I can't figure out is that the trolls keep saying that everybody knows this is nowhere, yet they are obsessed with being here till the morning comes.
JeffCO


And we're so unimportant and irrelevant (so say they), but we're accused of being traitors and a threat to national security.


GravatarFYI,
I've been getting tons of spoof mail from both ebay and paypal. You all are probably on top of this, but I thought I'd metion it.


Gravatarwasn't it Tom Delay who declared "I am the government" when asked to put out a cigar.

He too had bush disease. An illness that is marked by delusions of gradure.

How can such a selfish, self-centered, self-absorbed person be so willingly granted so much power by some American Citizens?

It is totally against what we stand for and what the Constitution specifically prevents.


GravatarHow do you guys feel about being banned?

I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you.

Shocked that it has taken this long.


GravatarAtrios had to destroy us in order to save us.

Why am I reminded of 30,000 Iraqis


Gravatar

I'm banned? how come I don't feel any different?


Yeah, it's kind of weird, isn't it? I think this means I can have another beer and it won't have any negative consequences, because I'm banned.


GravatarHow do you guys feel about being banned? Me, I'm shocked.

One time, in banned camp...


GravatarFYI,
I've been getting tons of spoof mail from both ebay and paypal. You all are probably on top of this, but I thought I'd metion it.
NYMary


If they don't use your name, it's not from them.


GravatarCheck out the FOXNews homepage. They have a picture of Chimpy doing an impersonation of Dick Cheney under the headline "Vital Tool"

http://www.foxnews.com/


Gravatar4 4 legs good

Magoo


GravatarCockpunch!
JeffCO | Email | 12.18.05 - 12:25 am | #


I read that blog on Pajamas Media!!


GravatarBack in the day, before the court case over Naked Lunch finally ended obscenity trials over books (for the time being), the phrase "Banned in Boston" was used as a selling point.

Could "Banned By Eschaton" be used to help a blog?


GravatarYeah, it's kind of weird, isn't it? I think this means I can have another beer and it won't have any negative consequences, because I'm banned.


Oooh! I think I'll have a martini then.


GravatarRe-HICA, folx!

Have y'all decided not to gaze upon what is quite possibly the cutest Curly pix evar?
.


GravatarAnd we're so unimportant and irrelevant (so say they), but we're accused of being traitors and a threat to national security.
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat


And we represent all democrats.

Or maybe dims?


GravatarI loves me some magoo.


She is teh pretty.


Gravatar So what does late-stage alcoholism do to a person? Does anyone know?
It kills you. My father, for instance, died of irreversible shock as a result of a perforated duodenum. Others die for other reasons, largely dependent, I think, on whatever other underlying conditions they may have, such as diabetes or heart disease. In my uneducated opinion, it affects that which is already weak in a person; hence, Chimpy will die of a brain hemorrhage.


GravatarAtrios had to destroy us in order to save us.

lol! Did he blogroll us first?


GravatarI read that blog on Pajamas Media!!

HEY! CHUCK! WE GOT A HIT! Call the backers! Get us another million!

/Roger L Simon


GravatarWas there ever a Hurricane Dick?

once florida was hit by a huge oxicontin laced bag of wind...


GravatarMagoo

It's a mini Lion Kitty!


GravatarI'm shocked.

Shocked, I tell you.

To hear that BANNING is going on at this blog!


GravatarI've been getting tons of spoof mail from both ebay and paypal. You all are probably on top of this, but I thought I'd metion it.
NYMary


If they don't use your name, it's not from them.


That's not much a test of the validity of the message.


GravatarIf I'm banned, then I'm going to bed.


GravatarFYI,
I've been getting tons of spoof mail from both ebay and paypal. You all are probably on top of this, but I thought I'd metion it.
NYMary

I got bombed so badly by phony PayPal and eBay e-mail I closed my PayPal account.


GravatarCheck out the FOXNews homepage. They have a picture of Chimpy doing an impersonation of Dick Cheney under the headline "Vital Tool"

MSNBC had the "Vital Tool" 72 point Bush graphic up, and now it's "I Spy". I doesn't appear that the Bush family spy ring thing is going over well with the peeps.


GravatarThe left lip drop has been borrowed by Bush!


GravatarAnd here I thought you didn't appreciate the Barbara-Bush-in-a-tank-top idea...
Marcia Brady


You just had to bring it up again, diin't you?


GravatarAwww, sleepy curly.


GravatarChimpy will die of a brain hemorrhage.
ThinlyVeiled, Old & Ready to F


Only if all those years of drinking go straight to his ass!


GravatarOne time, in banned camp...

Oh, to be that flute...


GravatarCheck out the FOXNews homepage. They have a picture of Chimpy doing an impersonation of Dick Cheney under the headline "Vital Tool"

http://www.foxnews.com/
Agent Orange


That image. Eww.


GravatarI'm beginning to suspect that proof W. is drinking is one of the few things that could actually push him out of office. Failing to uphold the Constitution and other such minor issues seem to have very little impact.


GravatarTerry C. Feminazi Moonbat | 12.18.05 - 12:24 am | #


When will you recognize that you are an embarrassment to yourself?

Are you that fucking dense?


Gravatar
It's a mini Lion Kitty!
watertiger


Is not! lol

She's a opposite sex clone of Maxx.

Don't ask how we did that, Jeebus is pissed already.


GravatarIt's a mini Lion Kitty!


It's lion kitty's lost sister.


GravatarDarn, I just looked at the fox news "vital tool" headline. When you've lost the support of the headline workers, and they are having fun at your expense, you're toast, or maybe pretzel in his case.


GravatarI'm beginning to suspect that proof W. is drinking is one of the few things that could actually push him out of office.

But he was drinking...for freedom!


GravatarI got bombed so badly by phony PayPal and eBay e-mail I closed my PayPal account.

If you depress the mouse (without clicking) on the link they give you, you can spot the phony addresses.


GravatarOne time, in banned camp...

I *just* saw a commercial for "American Pie Presents Band Camp". It appears to have Eugene Levy and no-one else.


GravatarAnd we represent all democrats.

Or maybe dims?
David (Austin Tx)


Oh, yeah.

We all march, lockstep, like they do.


GravatarWell, it's not hard to tell that these spoof messages are crap. They tell you that someone has added an email to your account, or that there's a problem nad you have to go to this other site RIGHT AWAY and enter your username and passsword. Standard scam shit. But I'bve been getting 2 or 3 a doy, which I dutifully pass along to them.


Gravatarquite possibly the cutest Curly pix evar?

I'l be damned - Curly of the d'Urbervilles!


GravatarI'm beginning to suspect that proof W. is drinking is one of the few things that could actually push him out of office.

How? Being an alky isn't illegal.


GravatarCheck out the FOXNews homepage. They have a picture of Chimpy doing an impersonation of Dick Cheney under the headline "Vital Tool"

http://www.foxnews.com/
Agent Orange


Oh, come on, if that wasn't on purpose...


GravatarWhen will you recognize that you are an embarrassment to yourself?

Are you that fucking dense?
She doesn't get it



Fuck off, twat!


GravatarToo bad Jack Anderson died, he would have had a field day with the spying stuff.
Barry from Alaska


Wouldn't he just.

And if he'd never retired, Howie the Putz would never have taken over his byline and launched his own pathetic career....


GravatarPrior to 01 the feds had a 24 hour window. Please note that a 72 hour window is actually much more - DOJ can use procedural motions to delay an actual hearing on the warrant for at least another 24 hours.
James |
So in defense of the warrant-less search we see how Gitmo Gonzales extended the time to destroy evidence to the White House by telling them before he served official papers...


GravatarI think Atrios also banned himself. This is pretty freaky.


GravatarWas there ever a Hurricane Dick?
watertiger

No, and there never will be: dick suck, does not blow.

Evening, Moonbats: my abien exprepress has arrived.


GravatarHeh, Desi. I'll have to play that for the six-year-old, too. One of his favorite books.

I found that whilst flipping through 'blogdex' of all places.


Gravatar Being an alky isn't illegal.

No, he meant it literally. Like the bottle of Jim Beam will be on the balcony ledge and he reaches for it and....


GravatarCheck out the FOXNews homepage. They have a picture of Chimpy doing an impersonation of Dick Cheney under the headline "Vital Tool"

http://www.foxnews.com/
Agent Orange


I just saved that page. Hilarious! And it wasn't the most flattering of Bush pictures, either.


GravatarStandard scam shit. But I'bve been getting 2 or 3 a doy, which I dutifully pass along to them.
NYMary

I just got tired of playing cop.
.


GravatarGod, I hate the Debbie Downer sketches.

Why does SNL only bring back the annoying, unfunny characters over and fucking over again???


GravatarHow? Being an alky isn't illegal.

It is if you're Baptist. And despite the fact that he's technically a Methodist, his base is hard-shell Baptist.


GravatarOnly if all those years of drinking go straight to his ass!

Coke and booze I'm thinkin. You do little toot to come off the booze, then have a few more drinks to take the edge off the blast. Next thing you know, it's 5:15 AM, you're just getting home and Laura isn't asleep.


GravatarCheck out the FOXNews homepage. They have a picture of Chimpy doing an impersonation of Dick Cheney under the headline "Vital Tool"

http://www.foxnews.com/
Agent Orange

It does look that way.


GravatarI think Atrios also banned himself. This is pretty freaky.


Whaaaaaaaa????


GravatarI was able to crack his encryptions and penetrate (heh) his firewalls and post my important message.
NTodd, Bored


And the message was....?

Oh -- you're not wearing pants!!!


Gravatar I think Atrios also banned himself

THAT MOTHERFUCKER! I say we engage in some race riots in protest.


GravatarHow? Being an alky isn't illegal.

Neither is getting a blow job. So far, anyway...


GravatarHello, moonbats...!!!


GravatarHow? Being an alky isn't illegal.

It is if you're Baptist. And despite the fact that he's technically a Methodist, his base is hard-shell Baptist.


To many people chronic alcoholism is a sign of being morally weak.


GravatarWhy does SNL only bring back the annoying, unfunny characters over and fucking over again???

Don't make me do the Copy Guy, Eli....


GravatarSo... what fun have I missed in my distinct lack of WiFi signal, today?
.


GravatarAnd the message was....?

"Be excellent to each others' pants."


GravatarDamn, but the FOX News page is a busy, ugly National Enquirer looking piece of hideosity.


GravatarAs for email scam, just select a distinctive sentence and Google it--you will certainly come upon many sites that helpfully keep track of these frauds.

For the more adventurous, some email programs have an option that let you look at HTML source in the email--look at the URLs for slightly altered spelling (e.g. "amazone" instead of "amazon") or more likely a numeric IP address instead of the textual address you'd expect.


GravatarWhy am I reminded of 30,000 Iraqis

....more or less? what does it matter anyway- we don't torture! USA!


Gravatar♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Vicki! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
.


GravatarDon't make me do the Copy Guy, Eli....

The Copynator!


Gravatar So... what fun have I missed in my distinct lack of WiFi signal, today?

You missed all the good vibrations in your nether regions that always accompany high freq radio signals.


GravatarFuck off, twat!
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat | 12.18.05 - 12:32 am | #


Do you see how no one comes to your defense? Think about that.


GravatarDamn, but the FOX News page is a busy, ugly National Enquirer looking piece of hideosity.
Max Planck

Isn't it?

Real amateurish.


GravatarKitties in teacups, Magoo and curly added to the previous layers of cuteness....

Captain, I dinna think she can take anymore...!!


GravatarAlternately, Uncle Smokes, I could just use my gut, which is usually pretty dependable.


GravatarFuck off, twat!
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat | 12.18.05 - 12:32 am | #

Do you see how no one comes to your defense? Think about that.
A friend


YOU seem to be the ONLY one here who has a problem with me.

So why don't you just FOAD?


GravatarEasiest way to avoid 'phishing' and other e-mail scams: don't ever fucking respond to messages asking you to provide/verify/whatever any security/identity information. Ever.


GravatarHow? Being an alky isn't illegal.

Neither is getting a blow job. So far, anyway...
nascardaughter


I think it falls under the "unable to perform his duties."

Or I may be thinking of Miss America.


GravatarYou missed all the good vibrations in your nether regions

Brian Wilson, you get out of my pants this instant!


GravatarI could just use my gut, which is usually pretty dependable.

And has a little Irish fella in it.


Gravatar♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Vicki!

I love being loved! (Peter Gabriel)

Thanks, Jeff!


GravatarCaptain, I dinna think she can take anymore...!!

Well, that's too bad...


Gravatari just assume that anything i get from ebay or paypal is an attempt at fraud and delete it unread. especially if they come to my hotmail address, since neither of them have that one.


Gravatarit affects that which is already weak in a person; hence, Chimpy will die of a brain hemorrhage.
ThinlyVeiled, Old & Ready to F


Oh..snap!!


GravatarWas there ever a Hurricane Dick? watertiger

Wasn't it this one?


GravatarOh, I don't think Terry C needs us to defend her. She's gutsy enough to take you on, and you bore us.


GravatarBrian Wilson, you get out of my pants this instant!

Have a heart, the guy couldn't get out of bed for twenty years...


GravatarDo you see how no one comes to your defense? Think about that.

Why should we when she can defend herself against subjective and baseless bullshit from goatfucking assmunches who have no cred whatsoever in this community?


GravatarTo many people chronic alcoholism is a sign of being morally weak.

Ever known a chronic alcoholic? It's hard to come away with any other opinion. I'm not sure any drug compromises a person more than acute alcholism.


GravatarTo many people chronic alcoholism is a sign of being morally weak.
doug, smelly bastard | Email | 12.18.05 - 12:36 am | #

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Shrub is not a alcoholic, he is a drunk. In this wonderful world, people who acknowledge they are alcoholics and do something about it are seen as morally weak.

While drunks go along ruining the lives of those around them and people accept it as normal. Which can be seen in the way the drunk bush is treated.


GravatarTo many people chronic alcoholism is a sign of being morally weak.
doug, smelly bastard



Bush is morally weak WITHOUT the alcohol.


GravatarEasiest way to avoid 'phishing' and other e-mail scams: don't ever fucking respond to messages asking you to provide/verify/whatever any security/identity information. Ever.

A better way is to email me your Visa number. I'll keep it safe for you.


GravatarEasiest way to avoid 'phishing' and other e-mail scams: don't ever fucking respond to messages asking you to provide/verify/whatever any security/identity information. Ever.
NTodd, Bored


These are the evildoers who I would vote to send to Gitmo for some waterboarding.
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GravatarAnd has a little Irish fella in it.

Maybe he's the one detecting all the crap email.

And you're right, Olaf, the ones that come to my non-account emails are obviously crap--there's no chance they could be real.


GravatarCaptain, I dinna think she can take anymore...!!
flory


Oh yea she can, we haven't even started on Hidey hiding in a boot box.


GravatarCaptain, I dinna think she can take anymore...!!

Well, that's too bad...
Eli



Ohhh, how cute!


GravatarReal amateurish.

You'd probobly be shocked if you saw the budget that web page had.

On another note, I've been in the grocery stores buying weird items to consume, quite a few times the last couple of weeks. So, while waiting at the check stand, I've been looking at the headlines of the Star, Enquirer, etc. They've been running uncomplementry headlines about the Bush family, saying that jenna has been drunk and having affairs. This doesn't mean anything other then that they feel confidant to run this on the front page. It's a sort of leading unpopularity indicator.


Gravatarcircumcised sheets...


GravatarOwls!


GravatarI love being loved! (Peter Gabriel)

Uh..."Love to be loved". Us. Not a great album, but not a bad one, though I liked Up much better. Love to be Loved was my fave song from Us. Great, smoky baseline (not unlike No Way Out on Up).


GravatarYou missed all the good vibrations in your nether regions that always accompany high freq radio signals.
NTodd, Bored


And in order to optimize those vibrations, one must shed one's pants?

It all makes sense now.


GravatarDamn, but the FOX News page is a busy, ugly National Enquirer looking piece of hideosity.
Max Planc


It seems to be a theme among many right-wing websites.


GravatarI've been in the grocery stores buying weird items to consume, quite a few times the last couple of weeks. So, while waiting at the check stand, I've been looking at the headlines of the Star, Enquirer, etc. They've been running uncomplementry headlines about the Bush family, saying that jenna has been drunk and having affairs. This doesn't mean anything other then that they feel confident to run this on the front page. It's a sort of leading unpopularity indicator.
doug, smelly bastard


I've noticed that, too.


GravatarChimpy will die of a brain hemorrhage.
ThinlyVeiled, Old & Ready to F


Only if all those years of drinking go straight to his ass!
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat

He'll fill the enema bag with Jack Daniels and leave a "Bugger all this for a lark, then!" sewercide note.


GravatarSo my feeling is this whole Annie thing is some cow needing some hits on her month old blog.

Stirs up shit here just to get traffic.

Now if I didn't think it would feed her ego, I'd say we all go and troll her site, but we're above that, aren't we?


GravatarSo the way I see it. Shrub was put into office to protect us. Not to be accountable to us. I mean that is why he is there isn't it?


Gravatar Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat

BTW, you've got all the street cred you'll ever want from me.


GravatarSo my feeling is this whole Annie thing is some cow needing some hits on her month old blog.

Stirs up shit here just to get traffic.


What is it about assholes named Anne?


GravatarHe hates us for our freedom....


GravatarAnd in order to optimize those vibrations, one must shed one's pants?

Yes, and hold a cell phone with the ringer set to vibrate next to one's nether regions. Then have a good friend call your mobile number.

So my feeling is this whole Annie thing is some cow needing some hits on her month old blog.

As I understand it, those lovely, lovely legs belong to Ann Althouse's younger, more promiscuous sister.


GravatarWhat is it about assholes named Anne?
Eli


I purposely avoided naming my asshole Anne. I went with Nick.


GravatarSo my feeling is this whole Annie thing is some cow needing some hits on her month old blog.

Hey, I got an honorable mention there.

Someone, and I'm not pointing fingers, but someone posted a long obnoxious list there. Seems somehow unnecessary.

I'm naive about pseudonyms and stuff as far a blogs are concerned. So I didn't really get what the person was talking about when he/she posted something about it being a paid blog.


GravatarNothing better than rectum humor


GravatarTo many people chronic alcoholism is a sign of being morally weak.

Ever known a chronic alcoholic? It's hard to come away with any other opinion.



i don't think so. weak denotes a lack of strength, those with a predisposition to cancer aren't adjudged weak- some alchaholics that i have known were crazy strong in other things but not this and history shows even great folks have so fallen- reasons forever abound.


GravatarOh, banned camp... the stories I could tell.


GravatarWhat is it about assholes named Anne?
Eli

I purposely avoided naming my asshole Anne. I went with Nick.
Max Planck | Email | 12.18.05 - 12:49 am | #

The funny thing is, out of all the posts here. This would be the kind that would get you on some sort of watch list. These neonuts are nuts


GravatarThis would be the kind that would get you on some sort of watch list. These neonuts are nuts
pigboy


Tom and Jerry, in my case.


GravatarDespite claiming otherwise, Pentagon did know all about planted Iraq stories
by Joe in DC - 12/17/2005 11:25:00 PM


The LA Times breaks new ground on the planted Iraq scandal. Now we learn that the Pentagon lied about their involvement with the fake stories. They were in on the deceit all along, despite claiming otherwise:
Military officials initially distanced themselves from Lincoln Group's activities, suggesting the company might have violated its contract when it masked the origin of stories placed in the Iraqi media.

On Dec. 2, Pentagon officials told Senate Armed Services Committee Chairman John Warner, R-Va., that all of the published materials were supposed to be identified as originating with the U.S. military, but that identification occasionally was omitted by accident.

But Lincoln Group documents obtained by the Times, along with interviews with both military officials and current and former Lincoln Group employees, show that people who worked on the campaign believed the media products would be far more credible if their origins were disguised.

Pentagon officials say that Warner was given the most accurate information the Pentagon had at the time.
Another example of the Bush team lying to Congress. You'd think at some point, that the constant lying would get to even the most ardent GOPers. You'd be wrong, of course.http://americablog.blogspot.com/


Gravatari don't think so. weak denotes a lack of strength,

You don't have to have a predisposition to become an alchoholic. All you have to do is keep drinking for effect. Eventually, you'll get there.

It's an addictive drug. Take enough of it and your body won't let you stop. People can die from the DTs.

The weakness is in not doing something about it when you know you should given the many options.


GravatarCan't you people see we are in a war for the survival of this nation? Our enemy is vicious and duplicitous. Stop living in a 9/10 world. Torture, wiretapping, eavesdropping, break-ins....whatever it takes .These are all arrows in President Bush's quiver.These people who were wiretapped, if they broke no laws, they have nothing to worry about. Did you ever hear the expression, 'you have to break some eggs to make an omelette'? Wake up and smell the coffee, people!


GravatarStop living in a 9/10 world

You stop living in a 9/10 world. Enlist. Go fight the bastards there so we don't have to fight them here, not to mention having to read your tripe.


GravatarWell, now that I've dragged you all into the gutter, I'm off to bed. Muchos besos all around, bats!


Gravatarwatching alain resnais' nuit et brouillard tonight, i thought of what the united states had become.

i particularly noted the scene where the nazi captives were stripped, then lined up for their incarceration in the kz. ah, and in this regime, this is the scenario for abu ghraib, gitmo. and where else?

so, this is where it has gone, the grandson of the nazi-financier, prescott bush, has allied with the state of israel to kill muslims, to enslave the citizens of the usa in that endeavor - seducing the amerikan citizenry to welcome a public gestapo[or better yet, an amerikan shin bet].

what is it that the state of israel has on georgie? his homosexuality? they must have the pix. his drug addiction? they must have the pix.

his dad's affection for little boys? they must have the pix.

and that is they way it is, christmas 2005.


GravatarOops, wrong thread. We're in the gutter upstairs.


Gravatar The weakness is in not doing something about it when you know you should given the many options.





yes it is- given your concept why don't they just stop- the options are there, nay, have always been there... why don't they just stop. i mean instead ruining themselves, their families, their entire social structure, why don't they just stop?


Gravatarchampion you're wrong, witness the AIPAC meeting where Bush's taped image on tjhe giant screen drew many a laser light scope trailer...


GravatarSnowing, gifts are all wrapped, cats asleep...time for bed and a good book. Goodnight, Batses.


GravatarWhy, do you realize that 70% of you is water?!


Gravatarmr murder...

i cannot decipher your shorthand.

elucidate please.

thnx


Gravatarbush+gay
Cheney+gay
Lynncheney+gay
Her Daughter GAy
Victor AShe+bush Gay
Its like Hitler and his CLOSET
Homocrites all over again.


GravatarMax Planck
Why, do you realize that 70% of you is water?!
Max Planck | Email | 12.18.05 - 1:53 am | #


A Water is a MOLECULE of two Hydrogens and one Oxygen
Secondly,
A-TOMS
As first put by Democritus
are actually 90+space
I will NOT further
Confuse YOU
MAX
with
Muons
Gluons
Spins
Quarks
and
Parity
conversion
obviously
MAX
U
FaILED
Physics --Aj


GravatarTom and Jerry, in my case.
Max Planck

I see that YOU
MAX
Need
an UNwising. -Aj

Trinary Parrot.


GravatarI HAVE NO WISDOM -Aj


Gravatari have a semblance of wisdom.

some weeks ago, i entered into a tiff concerning the movie capote.

i thought it irrelevant. in comparison to a constant gardener. which i still think to be a more important sty. telling a more important sty.

tonight i picked up the december issue of the amerikan prospect. on page 35, a significant sty on this african-pharma issue reported by a robert cockburn.

DEATH BY DILUTION.


GravatarWhat lies has Atrios told in the last few hours?


GravatarI can't be Tom Delay, whats his name proved I was from Canada. And where are all the Fake Cogs? They are noticeably absent today.

Just an FYI, I voted against Bush. But I can oppose his actions and policies without the Atrios staple of juvenile distortions, mishcharacterizations and false allusions.

"Everyone knows terrorists are bad" - Atrios.

I thought that quote perfectly describes why Atrios believes we should not be in Iraq or Afghanistan? Oh wait, he supported war in Afghanistan without serving in the military? Thank god this is not Daily Kos or someone would call him a chickenhawk. Damn, I mentioned god, must be a Fox News zombie.

I am a Democrat, and Atrios and many of his clones are an embarassment for the party. I am sorry so many of you are offended when someone points that out.

Now go back to helping Duncan support the troops by comparing them to those of Hitler and Stalin. Kick in a donation too while you are at it. Making up bullshit smears nonstop is hard work for DB and Media Matters. If you had a problem with it during the Clinton administration, you should have a problem with it now. Supporting these losers only detracts from legitimate criticism. Not the manufactured horseshit flung daily at Eschaton.

Happy Holidays.


GravatarLaw? What is thing you call "law"?

-Georgie Bush, 12/16/05


GravatarGood Morning Moonbats.

The question for me today, is will they get away with it. Nothing too deep. Pretty simple.


GravatarHahahahaha. Josh MArshall used the words "legal rationale" re: this administration. There is no such creature, they don't believe in law, only fiat. Laws are just for cover.


GravatarI am a

cock.

You're a cock, Coggles. That's all.


Gravatarhmmmm

so basically, BushCo could have been spying on the Kerry campaign or the DNC or other political enemies.

I mean lets face it ... after three years of domestic spying without any regard to the legality of same ... you don't think Rove and Cheney would have tempted to have a little peak at the opposition in the Summer and Fall of 2004?

I mean they looked at the election of Bush as a national security issue.


Gravatarcog, Hillary spoke at an AIPAC convention in DC, Bush did a taped appearance on a giant projection screen.

Laserlights, such as those used for scopes, went up all over it.

Perhaps some people remember Prescott Bush?


GravatarSyd remember whent hey accused kerry of getting support from terraists?

Perhaps they intercepted some wires and then tried to stage fake relays to match the initial donor sources.

Hard and heavy ratfucking. Serengetti abroad?


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GravatarThe presidents brain is missing....urgent news report.


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