HULK SMASHED
hi all and bush presidency=f.w.
aha!
The president is above the law in matters of national security.Get used to it , libs.
Am I the only one up?
From the thread below, somebody at MSNBC got the point across about the "bubble boy".
Nice Caption MSNBC
I'll bet he's ordered the illegal wiretaps of every NYTimes reporter he can think of.
The president is above the law in matters of national security.Get used to it , libs.
Ahh.....but the president is not above the law of gravity; what goes up must come down.
The president is ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Soaring Patriotic Eagle
The president is above the law in matters of national security.
You are too stupid to live.
dunno what laws Bush broke, but the Virginia recount starts next week.
When he disappears by putting on The One Ring, we'll know he broke the laws of physics.
From the thread below, somebody at MSNBC got the point across about the "bubble boy".
Nice Caption MSNBC
attaturk
He looks as if he crapped his pants!
Marcia, PATCO - Professional Air Traffic Controllers Association
And then the dilemma? What are the Republicans who impeached Clinton over an indiscretion going to do about this? They must be agonizing (at least two or three)
(2nd try)Has he broken Haloscum?
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With impeccable timing, tonight ABC broadcast "The Sound of Music."
What makes this so apropos on the day the Chimperor stated he had broken federal law 30 times by spying on American citizens and would continue for as long as he wanted to do so is a small, telling exchange between Baron von Trapp and the Quisling Austrian governor.
The governor has just caught the family in its first attempt to escape Austria, and he mentions the contents of a telegram the baron had received that day. Von Trapp drily notes that he thought telegrams were considered private. At least in the Austria he knew.
In the days of the Broadway play and the movie, the baron was known to be the good guy, standing up for our values.
And the governor was known to be the bad guy.
The actor who played the odious little governor had a nose somewhat similar to Dubya's, iirc.
What hath BushCo wrought in our country....
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11:00 news leads off with story of Bush defending his use of secret eavesdropping of citizens. No mention in the lead that he broke Federal laws and acted unconstitutionally. I would have been ecstatic just to hear there were laws he had ignored.
Soaring Patriotic Eagle, you're mumbling again.
What laws has Bush broken in the last few hours?
The Law of Averages. How could a man so dim witted be POTUS.
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dunno what laws Bush broke, but the Virginia recount starts next week.
Alice Marshall
The Repugs cannot win an election without cheating, can they???????
.....or the laws of retribution, like this one: Be careful who you step on while you're on the way up -- you may meet them again on the way back down.
How could a man so dim witted be POTUS.
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Agent Orange
S-C-O-T-U-S
Whoa! that is one ballsy caption from MSNBC.
See attaturk at 11:24pm.
"When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal."
-Nixon
"If it's Muslims, it's not illegal."
-Bush
but.. but.. but.. breakin laws is hard work!
The Repugs cannot win an election without cheating, can they???????
Sometimes I think they lie and cheat just for the sake of lying and cheating.
Crimes against Nature?
We will simply have to impeach him. If we allow a president to break the law, admit it, and thumb his nose at us, we could never trust the presidency again. So we will have to impeach him.
It's unavoidable. We can't just wait out the numbskull. We're on notice. So we have to impeach his ass - or the great American experiment in democracy is effectively over.
Soaring Patriotic Eagle, you're mumbling again.
Barry from Alaska
"Let the eagle soar,
Like she’s never soared before.
From rocky coast to golden shore,
Let the mighty eagle soar.
Soar with healing in her wings,
As the land beneath her sings:
'Only god, no other kings.'
This country’s far too young to die.
We’ve still got a lot of climbing to do,
And we can make it if we try.
Built by toils and struggles
God has led us through."
By Johnny AssCrack
I think I'll puke now!
What laws has Bush broken in the last few hours?
ape shall not kill ape
Good evening, all!
Soaring Patriotic Eagle
My favorite troll name yet.
How about: Crawling Mortally Wounded Pig?
Crimes against Nature?
Ba'al
That's Rick Santorum.
My prediction for the chimp. He'll be found dead from a clot traveling to his head in a crummy titty bar, on the bad side of Dallas. This 5 months after leaving office.
God but I fucking HATE these army commercials.
No kid, they will not make you part of an "environmental response team." They will send your sorry ass to Iraq so fast your head will spin.
How could a man so dim witted be POTUS.
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Agent Orange
S-C-O-T-U-S
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat
SCOTUS + POTUS = FUKTUS
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Nice Caption MSNBC
attaturk
"I spy...with my squinty little eye!"
SCOTUS + POTUS = FUKTUS
Or LOCUTUS.
He's doing lines of coke with Jenna right now.
or... the toes you are stepping on today could be attached to the ass you must kiss tomorrow.
Art Buchwald.
I think I'll puke now!
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat | 12.17.05 - 11:39 pm | #
Not any different than any other thread.
Sometimes I think they lie and cheat just for the sake of lying and cheating.
They can't help it. They open their mouths and lies come out.
Jack Black singing - time for me to get a snack...
God but I fucking HATE these army commercials.
No kid, they will not make you part of an "environmental response team." They will send your sorry ass to Iraq so fast your head will spin.
four legs good
WORD.
"Make it a two way conversation."
Okay:
"You are NOT going into the military. I didn't give birth to you to have you used as cannon fodder for a sociopathic chickenhawk son of a bitch that I never voted for!"
Not any different than any other thread.
Isn't it obvious?
AnalAnnieAsshole is back!
He's doing lines of coke with Jenna right now.
I wish he were choking to death on a pretzel right now.
At this point, I'd let anyone be President. Even John McCain. Or Rick Santorum. Or, God forbid, Hillary.
Soaring Patriotic Eagle
My favorite troll name yet.
Zap Rowsdower
Makes me envision the opening to The Colbert Report, so I find it rather soothing.
I'm with Libby Sosume.
Wonder what our brave representatives will do.
They better get it: If they let this stand, our form of government is toast.
At this point, I'd let anyone be President.
Lion kitty is available.
What laws has Bush broken in the last few hours?
B-b-but, Bush is a Xtian!
He must take the Sabbath off!!
you name it, he's broken it!
Jack Black singing - time for me to get a snack...
Eli
Could you bring me some chips and salsa to keep me going?
They better get it: If they let this stand, our form of government is toast.
It's already toast.
We've got a lot of the population saying "so what?"
"He's doing coke with Jenna"
I was just thinking it's good the Secret Service provides a driver for him...
"Fuck the breathalyzer- I'm above the law- 9/11! 9/11!- waitaminute..."
oooh. Chimpy is not looking good, Watertiger. Not at all.
criminal.
Damn. He is not looking good. That is *not* healthy skin.
There was a time when the Presidents of Chile and Argentina were considered above the law in national security affairs.
They could have anyone they wanted to dissapeared with just a phone call. They were above the law. National security was their justification.
There is a reason in the United States, the president is not above the law on any issue. National security or otherwise.
By the way, this is not a liberal or conservative position. In fact, it is the Freedom that gets talked about so much in our political discourse.
So, Soaring Patriotic Eagle, you fascist stupid fuck, I hope you die soon in horrible pain, just like all fascists.
criminal.
watertiger
I'm serious. They are so hating him right now to post photos like that.
I can't imagine anyone looking at those and thinking "manly and resolute."
What are the Republicans who impeached Clinton over an indiscretion going to do about this? They must be agonizing (at least two or three)
DWD - Chronicler of Evil
I doubt it. Everything is about power and politics to the repuke leadership. The only agonizing they'll do is how to spin this to do the least damage possible.
That's Rick Santorum.
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat
BTW The American College of Gastroenterology ran a huge billboard on I-95 here in Philadelphia thanking Man/Dog Santorum for supporting colon cancer research. It was a giant studio shot of Santorum grinning like an imbecile.
At last it was taken down BUT now they put one up on the southbound side of I-95 near the airport.
This has got to be some sort of bordeline legal means of shoveling campaign money towards the jerk off. Six months of thanks seems a bit much.
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Damn. He is not looking good. That is *not* healthy skin.
Yeah, he looks pretty fucking sick. Like a drunk.
Damn. He is not looking good. That is *not* healthy skin.
NYMary
That red stuff isn't blushing.
He has NO shame.
And ql is right: his ears *are* getting pointier.
Looking forward to the coming polls...
It was a giant studio shot of Santorum grinning like an imbecile.
Does Tricky Ricky ever look any other way?
So... Does SNL actually have an entire sketch based on "Don't you just hate it when someone opens the door to the restaurant and all the cold air blows in?"
Appears when Hersh and Ritter predicted we would invade Iran last summer, they were just off in their timing.
Yeah, he looks pretty fucking sick. Like a drunk.
Or worse. The mottling, the unnatural flush--this is someone who's treating their body like shit in some crucial way.
The president is above the law in matters of national security.Get used to it , libs.
Soaring Patriotic Eagle
Great, a lame duck dictator supported by a blind eagle incapable of independent thought.
Wow, it looks like Colombian President Uribe finally came to his senses. He busted up a meeting of plotters planning a coup in Venezuela and told the US Ambassador to go f*** himself.
Those are some bloodshot eyeballs.
Hey chimpy!! you just admitted to an impeachable offense!! what are you going to do next?
Fuckwit.
No kid, they will not make you part of an "environmental response team." They will send your sorry ass to Iraq so fast your head will spin.
four legs good
And its the inbred offspring of people like our chew toys that are dumb enough to believe otherwise.
At this point, I'd let anyone be President. Even John McCain. Or Rick Santorum. Or, God forbid, Hillary.
Aw c'mon, Rick "Rock My Dead Fetus" Santorum before Hillary?
The red blotches look like rosacea to me.
So... Does SNL actually have an entire sketch based on "Don't you just hate it when someone opens the door to the restaurant and all the cold air blows in?"
Eli
Honey, why are you doing this to yourself? Me, I'm gonna wander downstairs in a sec to watch The Soup, which we DVRed last night. As soon as my back stops spasms.
I can't imagine anyone looking at those and thinking "manly and resolute."
Marcia Brady ∞
The 31% of the populace who still thinks he's wonderful will.
Or worse. The mottling, the unnatural flush--this is someone who's treating their body like shit in some crucial way.
Perhaps the poisonous bile inside him is eating him from the inside out.
One law he hasn't broken: the Law of Diminishing Returns.
Hey chimpy!! you just admitted to an impeachable offense!! what are you going to do next?
I'm goin' to DisneyWorld!
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Note that the "radio" address was filmed (and played on news outlets) and that it was done in the Roosevelt room (and not in the Oval Office).
Would want to admit that you're shit-canning the Constitution while sitting in the seat of presidential power.
Little things mean a lot.
Hey chimpy!! you just admitted to an impeachable offense!! what are you going to do next?
I'm going to Disneyworld! And I'm going to ride "It's a Small World" again and again and again....
The really tragic thing is that SNL usually puts the funniest skits first.
The red blotches look like rosacea to me.
doug, smelly bastard
It has.
I have it. But I take medication for it. Looks like he doesn't
Alcohol aggravates it.
I saw a photo of Britney Spears without makeup the other day. She has it too!
Or worse. The mottling, the unnatural flush--this is someone who's treating their body like shit in some crucial way.
NYMary
And yet Colin Farrell still looks fabulous.
The 31% of the populace who still thinks he's wonderful will.
Amway salespeople.
6th try (like it's worth it!):
Was SNL opening sketch any good? Plenty of material this week.
Hey chimpy!! you just admitted to an impeachable offense!! what are you going to do next?
"I'm going to DISNEY WORLD"
So... Does SNL actually have an entire sketch based on "Don't you just hate it when someone opens the door to the restaurant and all the cold air blows in?"
I'd prefer "Bordello of Blood" to SNL.
One law he hasn't broken: the Law of Diminishing Returns.
Or the Law of Small Numbers. Or that law they had in the middle ages about fucking goats.
And yet Colin Farrell still looks fabulous.
Marcia Brady
We Irish are built to take that crap. But isn't he in rehab now?
So, anyone who's read Franken's last book will remember the last chapter where Dubya got impeached and started drinking on the same day.
I think that time line has just been altered.
Yeah, he looks pretty fucking sick
The forgot to change the air filters on his bubble.
What are the Republicans who impeached Clinton over an indiscretion going to do about this?
they will lie back and blue-dress themselves- or whatever else the Hartford and Exxon tell them to do-
Honey, why are you doing this to yourself?
Well, I figured Jack Black might be able to salvage a few sketches here & there...
("Where did our server go?" "I think the wind took him.")
it was done in the Roosevelt room (and not in the Oval Office).
I guess he thought that sitting under a picture of Teddy Roosevelt made HIM look manly.
I'm going to Disneyworld! And I'm going to ride "It's a Small World" again and again and again....
And he'll think it's a different ride each time.
NTodd, how was your party?
And ql is right: his ears *are* getting pointier.
NYMary
I had a friend who saw him when he went to the embassy in Madrid, pretty soon after he was inaugurated in 2001. She said he looked like a red-faced elf.
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat
Damn, wasn't meaning to pick on you with the rosacea comment.
The Repugs cannot win an election without cheating, can they???????
The essence and existence of Karl Rove explained in 10 short words....
And now I'm going to go check out that MSNBC headline before Patrick Ruffino makes them change it.
The red blotches look like rosacea to me.
doug, smelly bastard
Well given the choice, would you rather look like a rotten tomato like your Father or like a Monitor lizard like your Mother.
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For our "soaring eagle" friend, being "patriotic" evidently means an end to the rule of law, voiding the constitution, and repudiating democracy.
As soon as my back stops spasms.
NYMary
Shouldn't the drunken Irish lout be giving you a backrub?
When Jack Black is funny, he's very funny. When he's not, he makes my molars ache. And I don't think he can tell the difference.
Eli and NTodd are both on this thread. If Thers shows up, the Apocalypse begins.
We Irish are built to take that crap. But isn't he in rehab now?
For painkillers, not alcohol.
Seriously.
They forgot to change the air filters on his bubble.
Ba'al
Yeah, really!
What laws has Bush broken in the last few hours?
In a way, he's broken Godwin's Law. Because he really is a Nazi.
And yet Colin Farrell still looks fabulous.
Marcia Brady
He's young. Give him a few more years of abuse -- he'll look like Keith Richards.
We Irish are built to take that crap. But isn't he in rehab now?
Colin Farrell?
I thought he was resting from being all shagged out.
Oh yeah, big lush.
We Irish are built to take that crap. But isn't he in rehab now?
NYMary
I think so, god bless his smokin' Irish soul. And smoldering Irish eyes. And inviting Irish mouth....
Shouldn't the drunken Irish lout be giving you a backrub?
Nah. We just got back from the laundromat (our washer is on the fritz), the toy store, and the grocery store. He needs to sit and veg as much as I do.
Keith Richards looks pretty good, considering he is almost as old as Steve Simels.
And yet Colin Farrell still looks fabulous.
Marcia Brady
He's young. Give him a few more years of abuse -- he'll look like Keith Richards.
flory
Peter O'Toole
Or Oliver Reed.
Or the Law of Small Numbers. Or that law they had in the middle ages about fucking goats.
Or the law that saws short guys with little dicks are complete fucking assholes.
He's young. Give him a few more years of abuse -- he'll look like Keith Richards.
flory
You're getting me back for that Barbara Bush visual, aren't you?
When Jack Black is funny, he's very funny. When he's not, he makes my molars ache. And I don't think he can tell the difference.
Yeah, that's exactly it. He's either hilarious or insufferable.
TKK,
Brace yourself, I just heard the Windows Loading noise on his laptop.
Keith Richards, like me, Ba'al, is also a Canaanite god. Canaan existed a long time ago.
Keith Richards looks pretty good, considering he is almost as old as Steve Simels.
The Kenosha Kid
If there ever is a holocaust, there will be cockroaches and Keith Richards.
Eli and NTodd are both on this thread. If Thers shows up, the Apocalypse begins.
I call dibs on the pale horse.
Chimpy's been doing shots with Viktor Yushchenko again hasn't he.
NOOOOO!!!!!!
He has that same sickly shade of orange that guy on friends whose name escapes me at the moment had for like three seasons.
And now that you vicious people have set "Let the Eagle Soar" playing in my head, I need some whisky myself...
Windows Loading noise on his laptop.
Breaking glass sound, blue screen?
Keith Richards looks pretty good, considering he probably should be dead, given the chemical abuse he has put his body through.
It's to be hoped that Colin Farrell will just get craggier and sexier, like Gabriel Byrne, but it's probably a long shot.
I call dibs on the pale horse.
I want the skeletor one.
As soon as my back stops spasms.
NYMary
Are your ankles swelling yet?
The joys of pregnancy...
Falstaff
LOL!!!!!!!!!
Keith Richards looks pretty good, considering he probably should be dead, given the chemical abuse he has put his body through.
Richard
That's what's keeping him going!
Keith Richards gives me the courage to keep drinking, no matter what those stupid doctors say.
Keith Richards, like me, Ba'al, is also a Canaanite god. Canaan existed a long time ago.
I've been wondering about that. Keith Richards looked oh, a few thousand years old, when the rest of the Rolling Stones, were all still pimpled teenage street punks.
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat
Damn, wasn't meaning to pick on you with the rosacea comment.
doug, smelly bastard
Oh, no!
No problem.
Like I said, I don't have that red stuff on my face.
I've taken medication for it for the last 20 years.
I didn't have it till I got pregnant with my son back in 1984.
THAT asshole looks as though he's let it get out of control!
It got SO bad I h
Keith Richards looks pretty good, considering he is almost as old as Steve Simels.
The Kenosha Kid
Harrison Ford and Sean Connery look pretty good for a couple of old guys.
Keith Richards looks like he should be starring in SciFi movies -- without any makeup.
doug
Keith Richards is 4,378 years old.
Marcia,
Yeah, the ankles are ugly, the tummy is alarming, but it's the back that makes me feel like an old, old lady, especially after standing for several hours in the laundromat. I'm sitting here with a pillow behind my lower back, just like my mother-in-law does (shudder).
Keith Richards gives me the courage to keep drinking, no matter what those stupid doctors say.
You wouldn't say that if you'd ever seen him in person.
He looks like a walking cadaver.
Yeah, he looks pretty fucking sick
tertiary stages of alcohol poisoning, however, i think he is far more dangerous as a carrier....
NOOOOO!!!!!!
You misspelled NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
If there ever is a holocaust, there will be cockroaches and Keith Richards.
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat
Can someone please notify Keith Richards and Stephen Tyler (of AeroSmith) that they both died a few years ago. They're giving me the creeps still walking around.
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You're getting me back for that Barbara Bush visual, aren't you?
Marcia Brady
You deserved it, didn't you?
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Keith Richards looks like he should be starring in SciFi movies -- without any makeup.
flory
As Babs Bush's stand-in.
To finish the prior post, it got so bad, I had to go to a dermatologist.
Keith Richards is 4,378 years old.
And his guitar licks still rock.
Amazing!
NTodd gets the pony?
As usual Smigel makes the rest of SNL look like a bad joke.
the MSNBC site also has a 'Why I still Support The War' article by a guy named Rabbi Gellman. Is this worth reading, or is he a wingnut who has escaped by attention?
I'm trying to get this photoshopped image just right and it's really pissing me off.
well, not that much.
in fact, I may just bag the whole thing.
Keith Richards is shooting for the next Jeremy Bentham slot on the board of governors for the University of London.
Keith Richards - Ba'al bless his illiterate soul.
I had the pleasure of seeing him live at the "401k Tour!" stop in Detroit. Keith was everything I hoped he'd be, and more.
I didn't understand a fucking thing he said, but I know I loved it.
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shoelimpy™ |
Dude, little anal annie asshole and you come on this blog UNINVITED.
Apparently, she got SO out of hand, she was banned.
You cannot come into other people's places and shit all over them!
Ah, I see fy has wingnut friends. They'll get along famously, I'm sure.
Keith Richards is 4,378 years old.
And his guitar licks still rock.
FTR That's NOT in "dog years" either!
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Keith Richards is shooting for the next Jeremy Bentham slot on the board of governors for the University of London.
Okay, I'm a geek.
I think Shoelimpy feels picked on by our discussion of alchoholic dementia...
Keith Richards is shooting for the next Jeremy Bentham slot on the board of governors for the University of London.
After all, he and Bentham went to school together.
no, this is not the thing I'm working on.
AP: Frist AIDS Charity Paid Consultants
Kat Keeler takes medicine ($) from AIDS suffers and lines pockets of goo' buddies.
NTodd gets the pony?
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
When is it going to be my turn?
I'm trying to get this photoshopped image just right and it's really pissing me off.
well, not that much.
in fact, I may just bag the whole thing.
watertiger
I don't know if people can tell, but I NEVER bag any bad photoshop. 
Ah, I see fy has wingnut friends. They'll get along famously, I'm sure.
NYMary
I'm never gonna post here again.
Just because some wingnut says so!
AP: Frist AIDS Charity Paid Consultants
Kat Keeler takes medicine ($) from AIDS suffers and lines pockets of goo' buddies.
Peeps, dammit put the link in, or Thers may casually slap you around, for not doing your citations.
You deserved it, didn't you?
flory
Well, I may have preferred a spanking. From Colin Farrell instead of James Spader...