I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
EEEEEEE-veeeel!
kissing gop butt
nothing new for baby huey
mathews ignores the polls that don't support his warped view of the world
and he spits when he talks yuk
My favorite bit was when Tweety called Abramoff "Satan."
Cue the Church Lady.
No mention of One Meeeeellion Dollars going to the Abramoff/DeLay gang from Russian Oil interests?
throw me a frickin' bone here people
They will continue to try and make this look like Democrats are just as guilty. They will fail.
Samrtest thing the Abramoff machine did was to make some token contributions to Democrats. A little selective naming and it's not a GOP machine, it's bi-partisan crookery!
These are idiots-savant. Totally useless in every other field, brilliant in corrupt political manipulation.
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She should buy Matthews a grand worth of tickets so he doesn't have to take the Abramoff freebies... what with them able to raise campaign funds at games it means Matthews can afford to return the favor more than he already does.
'Samrtest', hell, Smartest
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Cat 5 Admin
ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Now that's a sum that boggles the mind.
Sheet - was gonna post a link to The White Rose Society where you can get Mike Malloy's show the morning after, and many other shows as well, below. I guess since we're not talking radio anymore there's no point.
Atrios,
Did MM send Tweety a trophy, or a plaque, or something to commemorate his "Misinformer of the Year" win? If not, perhaps they should. Or maybe it would have a greater impact to send him a mini-trophy every time he misinforms in 2006, with a note along the lines of, "Keep up the good work, asswipe."
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?
Send him empty toilet paper rolls. Because someone was so fulla shit...
Of course, no mention of the $100,000 Abramoff raised for Tipsy to get into the Pioneer Club.
Isn't that the same amount Hitlery made in cattle futures? Maybe that'll get Tweety's attention...
Matthews is an angry sea bass with frickin' laser beams on his head.
Oh, and 'truthiness' is the word of the year!
Chris Matthews is such a piece of shit that he isn't worth assaulting.
His fantastically pretentious objectivity act (which is really more of a never-enacted reputation) is more and more like Bill O'Reilly wimpering to Letterman that Bushevist apparatchiks refuse to come on his show.
"So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?"
--Halfdan
A month and half's worth of health insurance?
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?
Halfdan
One vote on the dessert choice. But you still have to get two spoons and share.
ql, go ahead and post radio links.
Living in the KY hills, i get ONLY right-wing talk, gospel, and Toby Keith type C&W. Any access to something that isn't 700 Club approvable would be very nice.
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Pie in the Skioneer?
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?
fills up your Hummer H2.
Twice.
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?
An ounce of coke? An "around the world" with a hooker? I got nothin.
ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Now that's a sum that boggles the mind.
When are you ever going to be able to spend it all?
Light will travel 2,750 feet in the time it takes the US Government to spend $1,000.
Jack was a busy little bagman.
"Matthews is an angry sea bass with frickin' laser beams on his head."
Todd is Fafhblog?
Light will travel 2,750 feet in the time it takes the US Government to spend $1,000.
shawk
No, it's 2,750 miles.
The person responsible for the error will be sacked.
Light will travel 2,750 feet in the time it takes the US Government to spend $1,000.
Now THAT helps put it in perspective! Or might a say, a different light?
Jeez, Tweety couldn't even get Whora O'Donnell to jump on his bandwagon:
Is this only a Republican Party problem? Listen, when it comes to personal contributions by Abramoff and his wife, he only made personal contributions to Republicans. Those Republicans have got to return those personal contributions...
Bet there was plenty of Tweety-Bird spluttering after that one!
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?
$900.
Light will travel 2,750 feet in the time it takes the US Government to spend $1,000.
you scare me, shawk.
because I know this is undoubtedly scientifically correct.
"So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?"
A whore for an hour?
No, it's 2,750 miles.
The person responsible for the error will be sacked.
Still pretty fast.
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?
Two Rolling Stone or Paul McCartney concert tickets.
Dr. Evil, however, has more class.
No, it's 2,750 miles.
The person responsible for the error will be sacked.
a self-correcting scientist.
who still scares me with his wealth of knowledge.
AAIIIIYEEEEE - this is like the goddamned Dallas paper, which ran an article this morning titled: "Doubts about legality of eavesdropping raised"
Doubt? Goddamn it there are no doubts - he fucking broke the law and if Bill Clinton had done this he'd already have been hung.
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?
An hour of towel snapping with a closeted world leader?
Money was given indirectly to the Dems for precisely this reason, the repukes are not capable of critical thought. Sadly enough 40% will believe what the repuke whores on their teevee's are saying.
a self-correcting scientist.
It's impossible to determine the speed of light, therefore shawk is a junk scientist.
If only we could've seen Chris "Dr. Evil" Matthews sit down dramatically in his chair, only to then have it roll him backward from the desk and off camera.
Now that's comedy.
Seems I missed out on a bunch of meaty threads last night while I was travelling.
I thought I had warned you people not to post here while I was cut off from the Collective.
Please make sure it does not happen again. You're acting very partisan and unhelpful.
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?
About 750 euros.
Cynicus
I did post the link, but here it is again, The White Rose Society. It really is a good site. I even sent some turkey to keep it going.
baby huey...angry seabass....hee hee
Isn't the seabass really a longtooth tigerfish or something? maybe a spittle-flecked bleach bag in this case?
I haven't watched the Tweetster in a while; do his his eyes still dart over to the camear all the time to make sure its on him?
Bob Simon just introduced the topic of Abrahmoff to Daniel Schorr by describing him as "the superlobbyist who gave to both parties, it must be said."
AAIIIIYEEEEE - this is like the goddamned Dallas paper, which ran an article this morning titled: "Doubts about legality of eavesdropping raised"
Doubt? Goddamn it there are no doubts - he fucking broke the law and if Bill Clinton had done this he'd already have been hung.
The NYTimes had a similar hed on a story about the CRS report that just came out.
Watertiger,
Not that far off, actually. We still have the "hockey" van: a full-sized Ford Conversion van. It has a forty gallon tank. (80 X 2.59) X 2 =
Theres no such thing as the speed of light!
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?
About 750 euros.
Sallyh
AW, FUCK!
Mr. Matthews simply understands that ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS is a lot of money to the average middle class peon/serf/rube/non-DC-cockail-party-circuit-crowd to which most of us, but not he and Timmeh, belong.
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?
Fifty "dates" with the White House Correspondent of your choice.
AAIIIIYEEEEE - this is like the goddamned Dallas paper, which ran an article this morning titled: "Doubts about legality of eavesdropping raised"
Dallas?!
/snorts
You think it's just Dallas?
Take a look at the headline at the "journal of record."
If only we could've seen Chris "Dr. Evil" Matthews sit down dramatically in his chair, only to then have it roll him backward from the desk and off camera.
I want to see him play with the giant globe.
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days? A weekday with Jeff Gannon.
Thanks for keeping a watchful eye on this phony "journalist".
We need to keep these folks honest!! Thank God for Media Matters, too.
I liked this:
Matthews never informed his viewers that Bush had received money from Abramoff or his clients. It was left to O'Donnell, who remarked that "when it comes to personal contributions by Abramoff and his wife, he only made personal contributions to Republicans. Those Republicans have got to return those personal contributions, just like President Bush returned those contributions." At no point were viewers made aware that Bush has decided to keep more than $100,000 in contributions that Abramoff raised for the campaign during the 2004 election.
One night, Tweety was exulting in the fact that bribery and "quid pro quos" are so hard to prove.
He wants to see his Repuke idols squirm off the hook, and makes no bones about it.
The deficit is a black hole, of such mass and pull no light will escape from it.
As James Wolcott has said, Chris Matthew has turned into a major power bottom for the Republican powers-that-be.
Not that there is anything wrong with that! Er, well ...
http://www.jameswolcott.com
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Theres no such thing as the speed of light!
Pat Robertson
Pat is technically correct:
"In the beginning was the WORD"
"The WORD was LIGHT"
Pat is considered to be a "Man of God"
The words that come out of Pat Robertson's mouth are full of shit.
Shit is motionless.
Therefore:
Light = Shit = Immobile.
QED
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?
An hour of towel snapping with a closeted world leader?
dave™
It buys one hell of alot these days. The whores can stand on rooftops and scream, Clinton did it too!
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?
Whatever is behind Door Number Two where the lovely Carol Merrill is standing.
So what exactly does $1000 buy you these days?
For the moment, roughly half that much Euro. In case you want some currency of value after China forecloses on the debt.
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res ipsa - I'm close to despair here - it's so clearly illegal.
It's so fucking clear - I just wish every fucking goddamned Repug in this country would fucking drop dead.
I can't stand it- it's fucking illegal.
Glad I could be of service.
One thousand cant get you a pony?
Pat Buchanan:
Abramoff scandal is a total disaster for the Republican Party
Tom DeLay is not coming back.
Wow.
But can he design Hillary's "quasi-futuristic" clothing?
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?
About an hour and a half with Jeff Gannon...
"The analysis, by the Congressional Research Service, a nonpartisan research arm of Congress, was the first official assessment of a question that has gripped Washington for three weeks: Did Mr. Bush act within the law when he ordered the National Security Agency, the country's most secretive spy agency, to eavesdrop on some Americans?
The report, requested by several members of Congress, reached no bottom-line conclusions on the legality of the program, in part because it said so many details remained classified. But it raised numerous doubts about the power to bypass Congress in ordering such operations, saying the legal rationale "does not seem to be as well grounded" as the administration's lawyers have argued."
Has Powerline already explained that the Congressional Research Service is an arm of the Democratic Party, and was created by Clinton, stuffed with rabid Clinton loyalists, and has been plotting to tear down W ever since 2001?
If not, what's the over/under on how many hours before they do?
Chica--actually, I just did the computations from my bank from our recent trip, and it's worse than I thought: our exchange rate was more like .705/1.
Former democratic strategist Pat Cadell makes a fine Mr. Bigglesworth.
I rarely watch Matthews as I can scarcely stomach the smarmy bastard.
I did catch a little of his BS last night, just long enough to piss off Ms. BB by yelling at the TV...
Matthews, in addition to being a monumental ass-kissing, bloviating, suckup, has an extremely irritating voice and is one of the saddest looking dullards on the tube.
I would like to kick the shit out of the dipshit just on general principles.
Hey Tena, good morning. Been missing your sterling presence lately. Nice to see you.
But it raised numerous doubts about the power to bypass Congress
Who needs a congress, when we have God on our side?
Am I the only one who has noticed the cleavage on the right? Or did I miss that thread?
I would like to kick the shit out of the dipshit just on general principles.
I would like to watch you do that -- and then throw a party in your honor immediately thereafter.
Theres no such thing as the speed of light!
Pat Robertson
Which leads us to the classic omnipotence paradox:
Can God create a wave so fast that even He can't surpass it?
Or should that be particle?
Hrumph--a design so unintelligent that Einstein couldn't figure it out.
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?
One pitch to ARod? 
I've always thought that Tweety is on some kind of medication.
He kinda drools sometimes and his eyes are all funny.
Am I the only one who has noticed the cleavage on the right? Or did I miss that thread?
oh, please. let's not start that again.
Didn't the official Word of the Year "Truthiness" originate with TDS. I think it was said during one of Colbert's commentries about Bush and Republicans lies.
I wonder what would happen if Rita Cosby and Tweety mated.
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?
Porn star hairstyles for $1000, Alex
About an hour and a half with Jeff Gannon...
Bad enough that he's a whore, but now he's discounted?
our exchange rate was more like .705/1.
Sallyh
Next month I'll be living on cat food until I start getting paid in Euros.
"I wonder what would happen if Rita Cosby and Tweety mated.
watertiger "
Ya ever see Rosemary's Baby?
Oh, the owls are at it again.
I'm sure Chris Matthews is crying all the way to his secret Swiss bank account.
I wonder what would happen if Rita Cosby and Tweety mated.
watertiger
Please, I haven't had breakfast yet.
Oh Delay is done.
That much there is no question about.
chica toxica | 01.07.06 - 11:26 am |, Crowley came up with an equation of shit and light in thelema.
I wonder what would happen if Rita Cosby and Tweety mated.
Damien Thornberg anyone?
If it makes you feel better, chica, i'm kinda expecting a dollar devaluation that will have most Americans living on cat food, unless they're paid in Euro.
Which will include me. too much debt to roadtrip to Cincinnatti Airport and try to get some Euro before the drop.
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I want to see him play with the giant globe.
watertiger
Here ya go!
I would like to watch you do that -- and then throw a party in your honor immediately thereafter.
res ipsa loquitur
"oh, please. let's not start that again."
--watertiger
Sorry, I guess I really did miss the thread.
Maybe after the cabal has been useated someone will shave Matthews' head and make him run down a Washington boulevard while citizens pelt him with rotten tomatoes ala Paris 1944. Then he'll really look like Dr. Eeevil.
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?
About an hour and a half with Jeff Gannon...
FeralLiberal
Ooo...kinky punditry: Down on your knees and give me a softball question!
And to think Hillary actually visited that piece of crap when he was in the hospital with malaria.
Oh those grapes that dems steal from the fruit stand overshadow the fact that Jack's real pals were taking watermelons.
I just Adolph Buchanan admit that this is a Republican scandal
but that Republicans will take care of it...
Tweety still talking about Bush's Sonny Nobility and why Kerry isn't a man's man --
what a fucking asshole
Tweety always goes that extra mile beyond even the kewl kidz. The other night, Ed Rogers made the moronic claim that nobody's accused Tom Delay of being a crook. John Podesta replied that he's been indicted, so it's silly to say he hasn't even been accused.
Immediately Tweety jumps in to say, yeah, well Clinton was impeached without being convicted. What the hell? How does he think that has anything to do with Podesta's point? How does a mind get so warped?
Nevermind. I think I know.
So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?
Favours?
"So exactly what does $1000 buy you these days?"
You get to caddy for Jack and Tom Delay.
Clenis™?
Clenis™?
Podesta replied that Clinton was acquitted, but Tweety talked over him.
I say we Impeach Tweety.
She should buy Matthews a grand worth of tickets so he doesn't have to take the Abramoff freebies...
Tweety!!!???! Feeding at the trough of public corruption!!??!!?
Not so hard to imagine...I imagine he is a real easy bribe. Just ask Khidhir Hamza another of Chalabi's 'heros in error".
to think Hillary actually visited that piece of crap when he was in the hospital with malaria.
I didn't know that, however, I remain perturbed over Tweety's malarial strain not being virulent enough.
Guess what? Chris Matthews has his OWN connections to Abramoff!
Remember that one of Abramoff's Potemkin charities was the Capital Athletic Foundation?
Well, GUESS WHO helped Abramoff and DeLay do a little fundraising for them?
None other than Chris "Tweety" Matthews. Check it out!
Heh. I'm jes' lovin' that strained metaphor o' Tweety's -- "handed out campaign cash like Johnny Appleseed". Hunh? Soyburger? Exsqueeze me?
This some sort of Amish rap or some shit? Yo, yo, I'm handin' out benjamins like Johnny Muthafuckin' Appleseed, yo. I'm peddlin' influence like Abner Stoltzfus' goodwife churns butter, muthafucka. Recognize, fool, before I breaks out my arquebus and puts a hole in yo suspendas.
God, Tweety sucks so bad, the light from suck takes several years to reach his lacquered ass.
I wonder what would happen if Rita Cosby and Tweety mated.
Two words: Ben Shapiro.
Tweety = lyin' ass GOP whore
I wonder what would happen if Rita Cosby and Tweety mated.
EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
Tweety's boss, Rick Kaplan was supposedly a big liberal who was going to do great things for msnbc when he came in a couple of years back.
So bfd, Matthews got the blast fax.
His contract specifically calls for the talking points to be repeated a minimum of three times.
So what's your point?
Hey, this is the way Jeffrey Imelt, head of GE, wants it.
When my mom died we had her mail delivery transferred to our house, which is why we now receive each month a copy of the Limbaugh Letter. (I hate to think how many more months the subscription will continue.)
Anyway, Tweety had a full-page write-up and a very flattering picture in the edition of the Limbaugh Letter that came today. So if you were still giving him the benefit of the doubt as to where he stands in all of this, you can stop now.
Has Matthews even once mentioned his planned participation in one of Abramoff's "fundraiser" events?
He has a connection to the Abramoff story, and even as a lame excuse for a journalist he has an obligation to inform both of his viewers of that conflict of interest.
From the Capital Eye article: Jack Abramoff Lobbying and Political Contributions, 1999 - 2006*
http://www.capitaleye.org/abramo...on+%28D%2DNY%
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Recipient: Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY)
Donor: Saginaw Chippewa Indian Tribe
Total: $1,000
Cycle: 2004
Where's Jack Abramoff's name as a donor? I don't get it?
Does he wear a meat helmet?
It's scary when Feingold's campaign got money from Abrhamoff sources. (Course, I'm sure he gave more money to Neumann when he challenged Feingold in '98. I mean, Mitch McConnell sank big bucks to try & keep Feingold from being a two-term senator.)
Not sure where I'm going with this discussion... Sorry.
Chris Matthews as Dr. Evil
I'm not sure that that Chris Matthews could qualify as "Dr. Evil" -- because that would required a certain Machiavellian genius, which the Tweetster is clearly lacking, to say the least.
How about Dr. Stupid? Now, that is a perfect fit!
In fact, the Tweetster feels the need to be a perfect shill for NBC, MSNBC, General Electric, and the military industrial complex, and if that means groveling at the cloven hooves of Bush, then so be it.
Moreover, the Tweetster claims to feel "real sensitive" with Bush at those get-togethers at which the chosen court stenographers are invited into the White House during the holidays to enjoy an invitation-only fête with Bush royalty-- that is, if they've been nice instead of naughty, in which case they are severely punished and banned for life.
The poor-hapless Tweetster doesn't even write his own material -- he is just given copy to read between commercial breaks, and he does his best not to fuck up his lines or go too far off the reservation, so to speak.
Remember, the Tweetster just bought that big new house on Nantucket, and he knows only too well upon which side his bread is buttered and in which cosy (and expensive) nooks-and-crannies his nest is feathered.
Certainly, by being "tough" on the Democrats and very gentle, kid-gloved, and even tender, with Republicans will help the Tweetster to pay the mortage and taxes on his idyllic "summer place" by the shore.
Unlike most Americans these days, the Tweetster still longs to have a beer with Bush -- it's pathetic! The poor-silly bastard is actually that far behind the learning curve!
But, then, so is the Tweetster's favorite right-wing protégé-in-residence, Norah O'Donnell!
What is it? Do the Tweetster and Norah O'Donnell share some mystical bond deep within their Roman Catholic souls? Is it the abortion issue? Just wondering, because she longs to have a beer with Bush, too. Perhaps a threesome?
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Multimillionaire right-wing hucksters like Tweety Matthews (aka 'LOUDBALL')don't think twice about throwing around $1,000, but to impress the little people out in the flyover states, I guess this is big stuff.
Hey, was Jack a Pioneer? Bundling all that dough for W? Tweety, where's the outrage?, especially not giving it back. Tweety be's a big assed ho, fo sure.
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