I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
aha!
quiet here
cool.
ahhh nice and empty
Spin threads, not lies.
New thread. No drugs, no breasts.
Think i'll go back downstairs.
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Where is everyone tonight?
Everyone's doing it:
http://www.suntimes.com/output/n...-
privacy05.html
Cynicus -- dayum, give a person a half a second, will ya?
From the end of the last thread:
But it just occured to me that I would be willing to pay a lot to see Bush unwittingly give a speech to an audience entirely made up of people with tourettes syndrome.
(.)(.)
there are you happy now?
Hey
this painpill is kicking my ass. wheeeee!!!
Sweet, I just finished looking at the day's links and up pops a new thread.
I'm twisting one up now. It'll get sparked, have patience.
Perhaps we could take up a collection and buy records for, say, Delay and Pat Robertson?
http://www.suntimes.com/output/n...-
privacy05.html
Aleve is your friend.
G'night 4legs. G'night Maxx.
DWD -- how are you feeling?
noodles -- don't gloat, it's rude.
Boy this thread over at TBoggs is a riot. Alec Rawls is a complete idiot.
this painpill is kicking my ass. wheeeee!!!
noodles jefferson
BASTID!!
(all I got is this damn Vodka!)
.
New thread. No drugs, no breasts.
Unfortunately, that's also the situation here at casa de Scrute.
Virginia,
How am I feeling? I dunno. Let's just say fine. 
G'night 4legs. G'night Maxx.
G'night GWPDA! G'Night Arthur!!!
may your dreams be delicious.
Central--but I bet the gang at Maison de Scrute is tres happy
I own this thread. WAPISH!
K&Y I have googled until my eyes are bugging out me head.
(trying to get this thing done is going to make an old man of me. Wait. Too late.)
That last thread was really good.
This will have to be the Avis thread and try harder.
Sally, major eatage on sci fi tonight.
You in?
I don't even think about checking out a "new" sci-fi series without THC. Nosireee, nope.
DWD -- because I'm in and out I tend to shy away from people's discussion of their health issues, but I have noted that you are not doing well and my thoughts (for what they're worth, and I know what that is) are with you.
Bush presidency: FIERY WRECK!
George W. Bush: WORST. PRESIDENT. EVER.™
I own this thread. WAPISH!
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 01.07.06 - 8:27 pm | #
ate you still groovin on your alpha male trip?
Goodnight GWPDA. I do hope you aren't in pain of some kind, but if you are, I hope the Aleve works soon.
Unfortunately, that's also the situation here at casa de Scrute.
Central Scrutinizer
Sorry to hear that. Both are plentiful at Chez Vicki.
4Legs--I may have to strongarm the TV away from Monsieur, but I am most assuredly in.
4Legs--I may have to strongarm the TV away from Monsieur, but I am most assuredly in.
Excellent!!
That last thread was really good.
Yes, it was.
You know why? It was remarkably fresh.
I don't even think about checking out a "new" sci-fi series without THC. Nosireee, nope.
BlakNo1 | Email | Homepage | 01.07.06 - 8:27 pm | #
can i come over?
Both are plentiful at Chez Vicki.
==
Plentiful? I just have the two....
That last thread was really good.
Yes, it was.
You know why? It was remarkably fresh.
Drugs and boobies.
can i come over?
Sure, Me & Dudley are going to watch this weeks BSG soon!! Bring chips!
Both are plentiful at Chez Vicki.
Vicki, Who Adores Al Gore
Here, too, but at least one of these supplies tends to frighten the horses.
Both are plentiful at Chez Vicki.
Vicki, Who Adores Al Gore
Here, too, but at least one of these supplies tends to frighten the horses.
Isn't it great to see Jenny again?!
I knew the secret. Heh. Gloating. Which is not a "becoming" trait. So it should be coming off of my psyche in 5.4.3.2.1....
ate you still groovin on your alpha male trip?
It's good to be the king!
Took the family to see Chronicles of Narnia tonight. Thumbs up, although personally I preferred any of "The Ring" trilogy. As for the religious message, the only thing overt I saw was the children were referred to as, "son of Adam", or "daughter of Eve". Anyone else seen it? I'll give it a 3-1/2 on my five scale.
New thread. No drugs, no breasts.
Think i'll go back downstairs.
Dammit, I always miss the good stuff...
I must go cook dinner- I'll be back in time for eatage.
Eli appears to be AWOL.
Virginia, the injury is much better. I have been able to sleep most of the night for a while. I expect it will be getting better.
Health issues: once delineated tend to be self-serving. I am doing okay, thanks for asking.
Sorry to hear that. Both are plentiful at Chez Vicki.
Vicki
Yes, this I understand!
Could you pass that penis bong over here?
Eli appears to be AWOL.
Not so fast...
Drugs and boobies.
NTodd
And sweet.
Needed that today.
.
I saw Narnia, it was okay enough. It's no Potter and it damn sure ain't no LOTR, but it's worth a discount ticket.
Ooops! I spoke too soon.
I'm sure if you ask nice, someone will show you some tits.
"also a harbinger of new threads."
very nicely done fourlegs, says the slow one 20 mins. later.
Eli appears to be AWOL.
Not so fast...
That's not the real Eli.
G'night 4legs. G'night Maxx.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Lion Kitty's here? Where????
I also have still more NYCreepiness... I used up the *really* creepy stuff in the first post, but this one *does* have a self-portrait.
am I the only only marking out for the buffy references?
"Anyone else seen it? I'll give it a 3-1/2 on my five scale.
rondea, ghost "
It wasn't too bad. The Xtian subtext wasn't played up too much, and it was a workmanlike effort.
There are worse ways to spend $9.
Vicki -- how far are you from the monastery?
Hi mena! I would write, but I never know what (if anything) gets through -- we've got to stop meeting like this!
NTodd -- go put your pants on!
I've had a long day -- how youse guys doin'?
man i missed everything
Boy this thread over at TBoggs is a riot. Alec Rawls is a complete idiot.
satchel
I second that. Funniest damn thing I've seen all day.
I saw Narnia, it was okay enough. It's no Potter and it damn sure ain't no LOTR, but it's worth a discount ticket.
That's what NTodd's Pa said (had to go see it with some kids my folks mentor). Told me I would like it, but didn't need to feel like I had to see it on the big screen.
Kong, on the other hand...
That's not the real Eli.
If you say so. But would a fake Eli be blogwhoring right out of the chute?
NTodd -- go put your pants on!
But it's the weekend!
4Legs--I may have to strongarm the TV away from Monsieur, but I am most assuredly in.
Pish, tush. He's ill. I have complete confidence in you.
"also a harbinger of new threads."
very nicely done fourlegs, says the slow one 20 mins. later.
charley
So we get new shirts or something?
I'd like something in a light blue.
.
If you say so. But would a fake Eli be blogwhoring right out of the chute?
Some of the namestealers are VERY clever. Ask Vicki.
well, failing google we can think of nothing but keeping your eyes open at photoblogs and biology department sites, unless somebody wants to go outside with a camera and just take the damn picture and send it to you.
Whom amongst us does not love the Prior?
Hi Prior. Well, it's all been down so much lately. I think it's all fixed. I am sorry if I've been remiss, but I love to hear from you.
House republican calls for "soul searching" and internal elections of all leadership positions. Puts the question to Speaker Denny Hastert's leadership as well.
Why shouldn't Hastart be taken down as well? He is everybit as much involved in the selling of the House to lobbyists as any of them.
Kong kicked much ass. It was a bit long, but that's okay. That bug pit was crazy!
Everyone with drugs and breasts should share with those without.
Some of the namestealers are VERY clever. Ask Vicki.
I figure it'll be blatantly obvious that it's a troll, or else they'll be *so* clever that they actually make me look good.
Yes, this I understand!
Could you pass that penis bong over here?
Central Scrutinizer
Actually, all I have is a joint, will that work?
But I'll gladly give you the penis bong as a study in art glass once I quit smoking (which will be soon). You can use it to smoke from, too, if you are so inspired.
So, here, have a hit!
Everyone with drugs and breasts should share with those without.
I will generously allow you to have *all* the drugs.
NTodd -- go put your pants on!
At least put on some jammie pants! The interns are watching!
but this one *does* have a self-portrait.
Eli
Did you get the self portrait I emailed you?
"If you say so. But would a fake Eli be blogwhoring right out of the chute?"
You're right...nobody namestealing would blogwhore.
Did you get the self portrait I emailed you?
Yes, was very amused.
Whom amongst us does not love the Prior?
Nim, ham hock of liberty
Well, I mean, ahh.. like alot, OK?
.
Narnia?
Well, it was good enough to come back & displace Kong (which may say more about the monkey movie)
Hecate & I agreed about Narnia -- Lewis may have been a misogynistic, xenophobic bigot, but he could tell a story & Lucy steals the movie
I'm sure if you ask nice, someone will show you some tits.
four legs good
ohh, that's even more nicely done. where are the tits? show me the tits.
i remember when i first started hang'n out here i always thought that woot was going to have real tits. the closest i ever got was titmice.
I must be stopped.
but this one *does* have a self-portrait.
Eli
Did you get the self portrait I emailed you?
flory
This sounds potentially naughty!
Sorry to pimp out another blog, but here's a taste:
Pere, you are a very odd bird. You can't say "yes," because that would be a lie, so you say "yes?" which is who knows what. Your whole schtick is to avoid thinking straight for two seconds in a row. That was pretty obvious when you reported the Mecca to crash-site direction rather than the crash-site to Mecca direction because it was the Mecca to crash-site direction that was wrong.
How about somebody else? There has to be some rationality amongst the lot of you, or what the hell are you doing?
# posted by Alec Rawls : 12:53 PM
etc., etc.
Kong kicked much ass. It was a bit long, but that's okay. That bug pit was crazy!
Totally! I've been meaning to do a podcast review--mebbe tomorrow.
Everyone with drugs and breasts should share with those without.
That's a policy I can back wholeheartedly.
I figure it'll be blatantly obvious that it's a troll, or else they'll be *so* clever that they actually make me look good.
But if they made you look good, we'd know it was a troll. Or would we? Maybe it's actually you, pretending to be a lame namestealer to make yourself look good.
Bottom-line: I will never trust anything posted by "Eli" ever again.
Blak--I can bring chips, but what would Dudley like?
This sounds potentially naughty!
I can post flory's self-portrait if she doesn't mind.
"i remember when i first started hang'n out here i always thought that woot was going to have real tits. "
A rite of passage we've all suffered....
Eli--are you primed for cast devourage.
Bottom-line: I will never trust anything posted by "Eli" ever again.
That's generally a pretty good policy regardless.
At least put on some jammie pants! The interns are watching!
The interns need to learn. And I would admonish them to show up in my office Monday morning at 9am sharp so I might educate them.
Boy this thread over at TBoggs is a riot. Alec Rawls is a complete idiot.
satchel
YES!
good fun
But I'll gladly give you the penis bong as a study in art glass once I quit smoking
Hey Vicki -- did you see my suggestion in the last thread to lend it to Hecate for her 50th celebration?
I don't even want to go into the namestealers. They've been all over the place this week. It bugs me, but what the fuck?
I can't do anything about it.
NTodd, the other night one stole your name and posted a picture which was supposed to be linking to me of a 400 # hag who was holding Valentine's candy boxes.
It disturbed me, but then I laughed like hell.
what would Dudley like?
Fish of course!
Kong kicked much ass. It was a bit long, but that's okay. That bug pit was crazy!
That bug pit should be Tom Delay's destiny.
Eli--are you primed for cast devourage.
Absolutely. Right now I'm listening "Everybody Loves Saturday Night" by The Brothers Four to get me into the appropriately savage, bloodthirsty mood.
Bottom-line: I will never trust anything posted by "Eli" ever again.
That's generally a pretty good policy regardless.
Uh-oh, he's trying the Kirk Gambit! If I trust this statement, then I am trusting what Eli says. But I cannot trust what Eli says. So if I don't trust that statement, then should I trust what Eli says?
[smoke pours out of ears]
Damn that Eli!
[sparks fly, general uproar]
Meanwhile, Mystery lyrics!
..and in the death as the last few corpses lay rotting on the slimy thoroughfare
..the shutters lifted an inch in Temperence building high on poacher's hill, and red mutant eyes gazed down on hunger city
..no more big wheels,
fleas the size of rats
sucked on rats the size of cats
and 10,000 peopleoids split into small tribes
coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers,
like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love Me Avenue
Wrapping and rewrapping mink and shiny silver fox
..now leg warmers
..family badge of saphire
and cracked emerald
..Any day now
This sounds potentially naughty!
Marcia Brady
Two innocent kids having fun in the big city.
agAve -- I'm sure Nim was speaking theologically (I hope)
Of course we live in an age when we LOVE hamburgers but like our friends
Why are you people posting here? Have you no social life (or are you writing from your lap tops while on the dance floor?)
Blak--I've got a tuna steak. Will Dudley accept that? And how does he like it cooked?
come on, people, go see narnia...
my kid worked on it (she's a computer animator)...if the movie does really well, her company gets to do sequels
...and would help keep her employed and her mom (me) would not have to worry about her!
Still trying (Damn, hope the lady publisher is better at this shit than I am)
http://img.photobucket.com/
album...allengenew1.jpg
"Mystery lyrics" sounds like David Bowie.
NTodd, the other night one stole your name and posted a picture which was supposed to be linking to me of a 400 # hag who was holding Valentine's candy boxes.
How fucking charming!
[NTodd tries to remember if he did that for real]
Two innocent kids having fun in the big city.
What happens in New York, stays in New York.
I can post flory's self-portrait if she doesn't mind.
Eli
Sure.
This ain't rock-n-roll, this is genocide!!
Dudley prefers his fish raw, less waiting that way.
The interns need to learn. And I would admonish them to show up in my office Monday morning at 9am sharp so I might educate them.
NTodd
The interns are named Rick and Bobby.
Blak--(hands plate of raw fish to Dudley)
Nim, I'm sorry I won't drive to Muskegon on this rainy, sleety night.
I hope you know that.
I do enjoy you, and I am so happy my sister found you. I admire your sense of decency and compassion. And I admire the fact that you are willing to take a leap. She's worth it, but so are you.
Two innocent kids having fun in the big city.
flory
That's always how it starts. Then it ends in debauchery and heartache.
But at least you'll always have the debauchery.
Speaking of the bug pit -- whatever hapened to the duck pit?
Does no one besides me any longer make use of the acronym MBF?
Why do they keep changing things?
Dudley prefers his fish raw, less waiting that way.
BlakNo1 | Email | Homepage | 01.07.06 - 8:44 pm | #
what type of creature is dudley?
Have you no social life (or are you writing from your lap tops while on the dance floor?)
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No dance floors here, and tonight you all get to be my social life. I'm not sick, but under the weather, I guess. I must need some Lydia Pinkham's Nerve Tonic for Ladies.
thc & movies
1. i like sean connery, but i never quite understood Zardoz. i blame it on the marijuana.
2. not sure i need another king kong remake, tho they did censor the bug scene in the first one (ive read). for some reason some critics liked the Dino de Laurentiis ... uh... homage. I thoughtit was garbage.
One of NTodd's interns is an infiltrator from the PFLS.
Breast sharing. Bong passing. Priors pontificating at pantsless pervs.
i'm Cynicus, and i approve this thread. More Guinness, please.
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As flory put it, "Here's me, following Eli around New York as he takes creepy pictures."
"Mystery lyrics" sounds like David Bowie.
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See, I was gonna guess Spinal Tap.
moi--Dudley is a beautiful tabby cat.
what type of creature is dudley?
Dudley is a toy puma, at least that's what he looks like.
Prior, I think I am about 90 - 105 minutes from the Abbey.
Do you think I need to get their pronto to save myself?
Rawls wants to be a sherriff worse than he wants the slightest capacity for drawing and is fuming at his dot org over a stupid, mean, no fair law that says you have to be in law enforcement in order to be a sherriff. Oh big government bureaucracy, where do your tentacles end?
Absolutely. Right now I'm listening "Everybody Loves Saturday Night" by The Brothers Four to get me into the appropriately savage, bloodthirsty mood.
That sounds like an excellent plan.
So we get new shirts or something?
I'd like something in a light blue.
.
agAve
i'll take black. i use to get namestolen all the time when it seemed it was just me and philalethes, therisites, and petey wheatstraw. oh, and minnie B9. some people didn't like her. but i did.
Kong, on the other hand...
NTodd
Hey, they showed the '76 Kong on TV here last night. Ah, the spirit of '76, when Carter and the Democrats rode a wave of disgust at the Republican Culture of Corruption.
Darbysl. re: cartoon in the Dec05 New Yorker.
Man (in a suit coat and tie, socks and shoes) with only boxers on, standing in front of a shelf of books, holding a book that says "Who Moved My Pants?"
Cracked me up. Someone reads this blog.
NTodd, if you haven't seen it, I'll scan it and send to you.
Vicki -- it's sleeting in GR? It is supposed to get into the 40s tomorrow here! You need to move further south!
Is Nim in MI now? I lose track of time (must be all the drinking & drugs we Episcopalians do -- according to "The Book of Daniel" anyway)
More:
You have to take a screen shot of the site plans ("alt" + "print screen") and paste it into MS Paint and use Paint's pixel counting tools. Then you have to compare with the Mecca direction from the great circle calculator above. It'll take you about 20 minutes. Then you can have something other than a fact-free discussion.
I saw Minnie B9 on smirkingchimp.com recently.
As flory put it, "Here's me, following Eli around New York as he takes creepy pictures."
She followed you around on a skateboard? teh cool!
Geezm, Nim, if I could fucking talk, you could call me. (I am in the book)
Dudley is a toy puma, at least that's what he looks like.
BlakNo1 | Email | Homepage | 01.07.06 - 8:47 pm | #
. i used to have a kitty that would go fishing with me. i'd give her a little chub that i'd catch to keep her happy. she'd be on it before it was off the hook.
As flory put it, "Here's me, following Eli around New York as he takes creepy pictures."
Eli
Pretty much the face of debauchery.
We need to get Monsieur to fall asleep within the next 15 minutes.
Is Nim in MI now? I lose track of time (must be all the drinking & drugs we Episcopalians do -- according to "The Book of Daniel" anyway)
Nim is in Muskegon, with Jen. Grand Rapids is but a mere distraction. If I drove out there and played Scrabble with them, they'd be dissing me to make love after the first 10 point letter was selected.
And Prior, yes, we have light sleet over here.
It's ugly.
Nice to see the left found another rich socialist like George Soros to run for the Senate in Connecticut.
The left's blatant anti-semitism shows here.
Breast thread ever!
Vicki, nothing happening in the weather in Muskegon.
DWD ~
I told Nim to call you. He is an attorney, and he's moving here.
She followed you around on a skateboard? teh cool!
four legs good
Look closer. That's not a skateboard.
We need to get Monsieur to fall asleep within the next 15 minutes.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
[Singing softly, if a bit off-key]
Rockabye baby, on the tree top
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
And mommy will catch you, cradle and all
Computer chips get under skin of enthusiasts
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/
20060...HNlYwMlJVRPUCUl
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Forgetting computer passwords is an everyday source of frustration, but a solution may literally be at hand -- in the form of computer chip implants.
With a wave of his hand, Amal Graafstra, a 29-year-old entrepreneur based in Vancouver, Canada, opens his front door. With another, he logs onto his computer.
Tiny radio frequency identification (RFID) computer chips inserted into Graafstra's hands make it all possible.
"I just don't want to be without access to the things that I need to get access to. In the worst case scenario, if I'm in the alley naked, I want to still be able to get in (my house)," Graafstra said in an interview in New York, where he is promoting the technology. "RFID is for me."
The computer chips, which cost about $2, interact with a device installed in computers and other electronics. The chips are activated when they come within 3 inches of a so-called reader, which scans the data on the chips. The "reader" devices are available for as little as $50.
Information about where to buy the chips and readers is available online at the "tagged" forum, (http://tagged.kaos.gen.nz/) where enthusiasts of the technology chat and share information.
Graafstra said at least 20 of his tech-savvy pals have RFID implants.
"I can't feel it at all. It doesn't impede me. It doesn't hurt at all. I almost can't tell it's there," agreed Jennifer Tomblin, a 23-year-old marketing student and Graafstra's girlfriend.
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I'm into high-tech stuff, but I think I'll pass on this one.
Pretty much the face of debauchery.
Marcia Brady
Don't forget the heartache.
We need to get Monsieur to fall asleep within the next 15 minutes.
I am humming a lullaby that always works on my daughter. Is it having any effect on Monsieur?
Vicki, nothing happening in the weather in Muskegon.
DWD
Heh. We have the crap. It's a light sleet, but sometimes in the afternoon it was kind of heavy.
Nice to see the left found another rich socialist like George Soros to run for the Senate in Connecticut.
The left's blatant anti-semitism shows here.
This has to be a parody. No one is this stupid.
We need to get Monsieur to fall asleep within the next 15 minutes.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
BETTER DRUGS!!!
Central,
Did you hide the penis bong? Or was that a joint I gave you?
I don't remember.
Damned pot.
Nice to see the left found another rich socialist like George Soros to run for the Senate in Connecticut.
The left's blatant anti-semitism shows here.
This has to be a parody. No one is this stupid.
The Kenosha Kid
Actually, it is.
No one is this stupid.
Rupe the Dupe is.
Has anyone seem keystone since our completely unnecessary flaming of him?
Don't forget the heartache.
flory
Yeah, you can really feel the heartache.
I'm into high-tech stuff, but I think I'll pass on this one.
Richard
Yeah, I really want Fredo and Company to be able to home in on that RFID and track whatever the fuck I'm doing.
Speaking of the bug pit -- whatever hapened to the duck pit?
Well, we've got an entry in the wiki...
Wow, i am buzzed. That Gary Rupert guy just showed, and i reacted with pleased amusement.
And as for RFID chips: sure, the readers they're meant for have a 3" range. but what range do the government IFF systems have in reading them - or rahter, will have?
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It just occurred to me that no one steals the names of lawyers. Hmmmm. I wonder why.
For the record, I just enrolled in U of M's law program.
K&Y, did you check out the cover now? I used your ideas as best I could.
http://img.photobucket.com/
album...allengenew1.jpg
Ah...away for a nice chat with a lovely editor who's publishing some of my stuff and I find upon my return that apparently we are going to have some movie live blogging.
I missed that over the holidays.
schtuff?
For the record, I just enrolled in U of M's law program.
Vicki, Who Adores Al Gore
For reals? Or was that namestealer repellant?
Priors pontificating at pantsless pervs. [...]
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Cynicus - 8:47 pm
Hmmm, sort of gives this rag-tag band of bawdy progressive pilgrims an air of Chaucer: Eschaton Tales.
agAve -- I'm sure Nim was speaking theologically (I hope)
And i was tongue in cheek.
(theological love, hmmmm)
Hey Moe, did you see that *cartoon* that Rawls did? Laughably terrible.
I've got tears in my eyes from reading that thread. BTW, Rawls is still trying to find support for his theories right now. He's been at it all day.
Nice to see the left found another rich socialist like George Soros to run for the Senate in Connecticut.
The left's blatant anti-semitism shows here.
Gary Ruppert
You realize George Soros is Jewish, don't you Ruppert?
Numbskull. Too stupid to live. Kill yourself and better the gene pool.
I wonder what the 'key words' are for the NSA and shrubs domestic spying program?
Do they pick up on words like 'moron', 'idiot', 'stupid','fool', 'madman','dictator'.
i mean if i were to call the current moron in chief, George What-me-worry Bush, a 'fucking moron idiot stupid fool madman dictator'
would that get me in trouble.
i know monkeyboy would like that kind of america. an america where you always worry about what you say.
apropos of nothing, but if you like neil young get prarie wind.
i hate that bastard so much talent it won't ever die, "rock and roll can never die."
For reals? Or was that namestealer repellant?
flory
But not so far off of the mark, actually. I'm looking into it.
The only thing I worry about is that I would be an attorney for the people, which will probably pay about $ 15,000 a year by the time I graduate. (Based on the way in which my salary is retracting, not increasing.)
Anyway, my goal would be to be an attorney for justice above and beyond anything else.
The left is anti-semitic towards religious Jews, but not towards atheistic Jews.
As for the RFID chips.
Mark. Of. The. Beast.
It's so tough at times to come late to a thread and catch up sufficiently to pick up the major theme.
In this particular thread, though, it's not so hard to keep abreast.
Kill yourself and better the gene pool.
DJ
I tried swimming in the gene pool once. Not as pleasant as you might think.
DWD:
Have you seen this Book Design Blog?
http://foreword.ospreydesign.com/
Just in case you hadn't seen this-the helicopter pilot who stopped the My Lai massacre has died.
LINK
Hugh Thompson Jr., a former Army helicopter pilot honored for rescuing Vietnamese civilians from his fellow GIs during the My Lai massacre, died Friday. He was 62.
Thompson, whose role in the 1968 massacre did not become widely known until decades later, died at the Veterans Affairs Medical Center in Alexandria, La., said hospital spokesman Jay DeWorth.
This is my first visit to Eschaton all day, so forgive me if this is redundant.
But, um, who had the penis bong last? Could you pass it this way? Thanks
No way. No implants, no wetware, and certainly no fucking RFID chips.
All right, got Monsieur to change the channel!
Diane: That's a NICE editor!
Vicki: Remember, the people who change the world aren't lawyers, they HIRE lawyers. Think hard.
It figures that the left makes death threats against me
Anybody up to writing Old English quatrains (or whateve Chaucer's rhyme pattern was) of 40 pilgrims to Chicago Eschaton II?
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Eli--why didn't you tell me 'Manticore' was on before this? It's kind of cool.
Anyway, my goal would be to be an attorney for justice above and beyond anything else.
Vicki, Who Adores Al Gore
I. Don't. Understand.
I grok the words, but all together they make no sense...
As for the RFID chips.
Mark. Of. The. Beast.
That settles it. I'm totally getting one.
"I must need some Lydia Pinkham's Nerve Tonic for Ladies.
mena | Email | 01.07.06 - 8:46 pm | #"
I thought that was mostly alcohol & laudanum -- maybe I could use some myself
Vicki -- I was wondering how long it woud take to get there 
Seriously, I hate going to GR -- not sure why -- I guess there is this long drive of flatness north of Kalamazoo & when you arrive, you are in GR -- although I like the Mexican restaurant, Alma Latina -- but it's not in a good part of town
It has been years since I was there -- to hear Bishop Kallistos Ware speak, IIRC (he is Greek Orthodox -- he is a monk of Patmos -- before he was a bishop he gave me his blessing -- I was a novice at the time -- he is a good guy)
The left is anti-semitic towards religious Jews, but not towards atheistic Jews.
SEE? See? The division of the good (useful) versus bad (threatening) Jews the modern survival of Jew hate by conservatives too pragmatic to waste their time being the ignorantly thrown together stereotypes virulently propagated by the ADL.
Mark. Of. The. Beast.
Gary Ruppert | 01.07.06 - 9:01 pm | #
Wal-Mart tracks its inventory with those chips. Are they the Beast too? do you shop there?
Just in case you hadn't seen this-the helicopter pilot who stopped the My Lai massacre has died.
TheOtherWA | Email | 01.07.06 - 9:02 pm | #
Just in case you hadn't noticed the man who tried to help cover it up is still around. Colin Powell.
charley - because he's not exactly a guitar virtuoso, some critic once referred to Neil Young as 'an inspired primitive'. I think it's about right.
ooh, like the design page: thanks.
Eli--why didn't you tell me 'Manticore' was on before this? It's kind of cool.
I just figured you had already seen it...
Hey Moe, did you see that *cartoon* that Rawls did? Laughably terrible.
Okay, all you who are wasted, grab a waste basket, then take a look at this.
Yea, man, this is gold. Here's the entire thread again.
Flory--we've got 2 towns in CA on record as demanding the impeachment and/or resignation of GWB and Darth Cheney--Arcata and Santa Cruz.
The only thing I worry about is that I would be an attorney for the people, which will probably pay about $ 15,000 a year by the time I graduate. (Based on the way in which my salary is retracting, not increasing.)
Yeah. The pay prolly does suck. And the burnout rate is high. But it would prolly be civil service -- so the bennies are pretty good!!!
charley - because he's not exactly a guitar virtuoso, some critic once referred to Neil Young as 'an inspired primitive'. I think it's about right.
NEIL SMASH!!!
i used to have a kitty that would go fishing with me. i'd give her a little chub that i'd catch to keep her happy. she'd be on it before it was off the hook.
That's disturbing, because W always gives a small, live bass to Barney to torment when he goes fishing. Sorry to be no fun...
Okay, so I'm an idealist.
I am. I am proud of it.
Woohoo! Cave bugs are GO!
Eli--so what if I've seen it? I've seen a bunch of these movies before
BTW, "Anaconda--Curse of the Blood Orchid" is 4.99 at Blockbuster right now. Yes, I bought it. Why do you ask?
i used to have a kitty that would go fishing with me. i'd give her a little chub that i'd catch to keep her happy. she'd be on it before it was off the hook.
That's disturbing, because W always gives a small, live bass to Barney to torment when he goes fishing. Sorry to be no fun...
I can totally see W. giving Barney a little chub to play with...
Eli's reaction to pressure: icy
2 towns in CA on record as demanding the impeachment and/or resignation of GWB and Darth Cheney--Arcata and Santa Cruz.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Known to the wingnuts as East Berlin and Ho Chi Minh City.
Sorry -- I'll get excited when Vicksburg passes a resolution.
I tried swimming in the gene pool once. Not as pleasant as you might think.
That wasn't the gene pool! It was the kiddie pool...
Ooo, snappy confrontational labor relations dialogue!
Followed by the intro to "Allentown", and then a random fight out of nowhere!
NEIL SMASH!!!
==
Well, yeah.
My God - it's full of stars!
DWD, we didn't say to shrink the picture. Although that could serve to make the tower kind of mysterious, and therefore more useful than the previous. Why is the "R" so big? Your name (and each line or item) should be one font size even if you have lower casing. "A novel" is good, colors are good (although blue against black might be risky). It looks much more effective.
And, um, giant deadly bugs.
With spikes.
Gary Ruppert is an anagram for purr, pert gay.
That wasn't the gene pool! It was the kiddie pool...
NTodd
That explains so much.
she didn't play with it. she ate it. sor! i ate the trout i caught.
I can totally see W. giving Barney a little chub to play with...
Well, Laura sure isn't playing with it, and a guy's got to have some relief from time to time...
The miners are being chased by the forces of weevil!
Eli--the bugs better start eating. Lots of idiots in this cast.
I guess there is this long drive of flatness north of Kalamazoo & when you arrive, you are in GR
Prior, I have driven from here to all points west. All of the National Parks in between.
I can tell you that I agree with you 100%. I would rather drive through the cornfields of Nebraska, Iowa, and Kansas than I would through that flat patch of SW lower Michigan.
Guts! Oh yeah!
That settles it. I'm totally getting one.
Eli
ONE?
.
Oh, there we go. We have intestines!
I'm an occasional trout eater, too. Depending on the health of the population and whether it's stocked or wild. But I only use barbless hooks so I at least retain the choice to release.
Actually, I'm kinda liking this so far. The bug CGI isn't really all that bad.
Alright, off to watch BSG. Peace!
Explosion!
OK, I'm going away again. Just drove by for a look-see.
Yes, I guess I'd better take the map out of my pocket before I die...
Um.
KONG!!
.
I ever get close to that Gary Rupert. I swear I will blow his fucking brains out!
I swear it!
Woo hoo! Chief O'Brien's in this one!
Well, Laura sure isn't playing with it, and a guy's got to have some relief from time to time...
T2
Please! Will someone hire that man a prostitute of either gender so he'll RELAX!
It would be an act of patriotism. He was coming unglued before our eyes in that last speech.
Have you people been doing this night and day for years?? It's pretty darn strange...
Huh.
El Gato Negro is in this movie?
K&Y, thanks. I thought it was your suggestion to make the first letter big. Oh well. Thanks so much for your input: I appreciate your taste (and sense of humors)
It is getting there.
"I am, you say, old school."
I don't have a specific visual, but for some reason I went "Ooo!" when I saw the name Angela Featherstone in the credits.
I've seen her somewhere before, and apparently I liked it.
"I am... how you say it... old school?"
Come on, guys! I want substance!
What? I give the penis bong away and you all melt on me?
Come on!
Nice pen!
For me to STAB with!
Marcia--I don't know how you explain all those visits from JimmyJeff...
Ooh! More blood!
Trouble with the gene pool is that Darwin Award chlorine isn't fast enough....
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Have you people been doing this night and day for years?? It's pretty darn strange...
Yup. But we work in shifts.
I'm an occasional trout eater, too. Depending on the health of the population and whether it's stocked or wild. But I only use barbless hooks so I at least retain the choice to release.
T2 | Email | Homepage | 01.07.06 - 9:09 pm | #
i stopped fishing many years ago. however my cousins son came to visit this summer and hauled out 13 largish brookies from under my bridge within a half hour. i got enthused and caught a couple too . we tossed them all back. they spawned like crazy this fall.
Posted on Fri, Jan. 06, 2006
Bush using a little-noticed strategy to alter the balance of power
By Ron Hutcheson and James Kuhnhenn
Knight Ridder Newspapers
WASHINGTON - President Bush agreed with great fanfare last month to accept a ban on torture, but he later quietly reserved the right to ignore it, even as he signed it into law.
Acting from the seclusion of his Texas ranch at the start of New Year's weekend, Bush said he would interpret the new law in keeping with his expansive view of presidential power. He did it by issuing a bill-signing statement - a little-noticed device that has become a favorite tool of presidential power in the Bush White House.
In fact, Bush has used signing statements to reject, revise or put his spin on more than 500 legislative provisions. Experts say he has been far more aggressive than any previous president in using the statements to claim sweeping executive power - and not just on national security issues.
"It's nothing short of breath-taking," said Phillip Cooper, a professor of public administration at Portland State University. "In every case, the White House has interpreted presidential authority as broadly as possible, interpreted legislative authority as narrowly as possible, and pre-empted the judiciary."
Signing statements don't have the force of law, but they can influence judicial interpretations of a statute. They also send a powerful signal to executive branch agencies on how the White House wants them to implement new federal laws.
In some cases, Bush bluntly informs Congress that he has no intention of carrying out provisions that he considers an unconstitutional encroachment on his authority.
"They don't like some of the things Congress has done so they assert the power to ignore it," said Martin Lederman, a visiting professor at the Georgetown University Law Center. "The categorical nature of their opposition is unprecedented and alarming."
http://www.realcities.com/mld/kr.../
printstory.jsp
Have you people been doing this night and day for years?? It's pretty darn strange...
Huh.
whiskeyina
Are you emotionally naked? Join the orgy!
Nice pen!
For me to STAB with!
FOR ME TO POOP ON!
It would be an act of patriotism. He was coming unglued before our eyes in that last speech.
Marcia Brady
that was pretty scary wasn't it? i think the laurabot forgot to put something in his cheerios that morning.
Yup. But we work in shifts.
Oh, I read that as "We work in shafts", but that could have something to do with the movie.
regarding soros, is it possible to be filthy rich AND progressive?
"Some day, you're going to look back on this all and realize how sad you were."
I ever get close to that Gary Rupert. I swear I will blow his fucking brains out!
I swear it!
smalfish
Dude, if you ever plan something like that, DON'T TELL ANYONE!!
Prediction: this blonde girl trips over something at some point.
Are you emotionally naked? Join the orgy!
Actually, I'm in my emotional sweatpants.
Bon soir, bats.
Marcia--I don't know how you explain all those visits from JimmyJeff...
Ooh! More blood!
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
I wouldn't be surprised if blood was involved.
Prediction: this blonde girl trips over something at some point.
Hopefully a very large and pointy bug-spike.
Did you mean "bon soir, hats" ?
FOR ME TO POOP ON!
NTodd
Didn't Prior A. tell you to put your pants back on?
FOR ME TO POOP ON!
NTodd
Musta missed something.
.
Prediction: this blonde girl trips over something at some point.
You don't think you're going to get to see her in her bra? Possibly under a lab coat?
Bon soir, bats.
NYMary
Hey, sistah!
Actually, I'm in my emotional sweatpants.
Eli
==
And I'm in my emotional jammies. With a banky.
DWD - Listener in the Snow:
I know some folk who design books.
If that's what you're doing.
Prediction: this blonde girl trips over something at some point.
Hopefully a very large and pointy bug-spike.
Eli
Is that what you call it? Mmmmm, disturbing....
"Speaking of the bug pit -- whatever hapened to the duck pit?
Well, we've got an entry in the wiki...
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 01.07.06 - 8:57 pm | #"
THAT is cool (sp ? "kewl"?)
"Atriotisms" -- I like it!
Jealousy is very unbecoming in rockclimbers or spelunkers or whatever the hell this weenie is supposed to be.
Did you mean "bon soir, hats" ?
We're going to start sending you pieces of lint until you meet our demands.
Hi Mary!
What's happenin' on Liberal Mountain?
Hey NYMary, how goes it? Where is the lout from Queens tonight?
As for the RFID chips.
Mark. Of. The. Beast.
Gary Ruppert
Paranoia and stupidity. Quite a pungent mix.
Hey MAry. How is the Passenger today?
"You know your mimes, er, mines."
I will not negotiate with Al Hatqa.
Is that what you call it? Mmmmm, disturbing....
Marcia Brady
Pointy?
charley - because he's not exactly a guitar virtuoso, some critic once referred to Neil Young as 'an inspired primitive'. I think it's about right.
mena
well, i've heard both arguments. the best was late one nite on a radio show the interviewer asked "they say you're a great guitar player, do you agree" neil replied, tounge in cheek but sounding serious enuf "well, i figure i'm about as good as hendrix."
i once had a photographer tell me my lighting was primitive. it's true, but fuck him anyway. hell, most photographers don't even like mapplethorpe, but that's just 'cause they don't care about keeping it real.
this is a great album. "when your summer days come tumblin' down and you find your self alone',,, this old heart is beating for you...
I GOT THE BAY LEAF!!!
.
Hiya, Vicki!
Just back from Father NYMary's 75th birthday party, which was indeed a surprise, it seems (we weren't sure if he'd figured it out). I managed to avoid successfully all the dangerous elements of the family: the fundies, the wingnuts, and even the Baby Noor family. Woo hoo!
"it's the same thing as going to the Greek Islands!"
I didn't realize weenie man was Christopher Atkins! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"I don't want to be a tour guide for bored rich people! I want to BE the bored rich person!"
'night, batses. May the bedbugs not devour the blonde ladies in the cave.
Pointy?
flory
Hence the "disturbing" reference...
Sam Harris on CSpan2 right now.
Eli--bored rich person? That'd work for me.
Can't that guy just transport them down the mine?
The midget's doing fine, thanks. Quiet, since I've been on my feet all day. He likes that.
Thers behaved himself for my family, but informed me as we left in separate cars that he was going to buy beer. No surprise there.
Pointy?
flory
Hence the "disturbing" reference...
Oh, pointy birds
Oh, pointy pointy
Anoint my head
Anointy nointy.
Roh roh...
The guy I dated this Fall is at the front door. I can tell, because I can see his car in front of my bedroom window. We broke up. The fat lady sung. Why is he here? I am in my robe and jammies.
The doorbell keeps ringing.
I'm not answering. Is that bad? He certainly hasn't pine over me much.
aeon flux--I'm really enjoying his book.
What's the same thing as going to the Greek islands? i loved Delos and Mykonos, but can't afford to return. Would love a cheaper substitute...
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Vicki--nah, don't bother.
Vicki--nah, don't bother.
I was gonna say fuck 'im, but realized that could be ambiguous...
charley - I don't think 'primitive' is necessarily a pejorative. But you're right, it matters how it's intended.
I managed to avoid successfully all the dangerous elements of the family: the fundies, the wingnuts, and even the Baby Noor family. Woo hoo!
NYMary
Did Thers?
Damn you, East Coasters and West Coasters with satellite dishes!
My lowly cable feed is still three hours away from Cave In. Manticore hasn't even started yet!
Eli's waiting for Emily to be seen in her bra.
Why is he here? I am in my robe and jammies.
You answered your own question.
charley - I don't think 'primitive' is necessarily a pejorative. But you're right, it matters how it's intended.
I like his song, "Southern Caveman"...
I will not negotiate with Al Hatqa.
Oh , they always say that.
Toons--considering our carrier is Adelphia in my area, we were willing to go with anything else.
I'm not answering. Is that bad? He certainly hasn't pine over me much.
Vicki, Who Adores Al Gore
Don't answer the door. He's probably drunk. You'll never get rid of him.
The guy I dated this Fall is at the front door. I can tell, because I can see his car in front of my bedroom window. We broke up. The fat lady sung. Why is he here? I am in my robe and jammies.
I'd talk to him, but I wouldn't let him in the house.
Vicki --
Sorry to be out of the loop, but YOU GAVE AWAY YOUR BONG?
WFT happened, you get religion or something?
This can be dangerous!
My lowly cable feed is still three hours away from Cave In. Manticore hasn't even started yet!
Toonscribe
Thankfully I'm so far in the future, that they don't bother showing Sci-Fi originals on Sunday morning.
Oh dear, Vicki.
Did Thers?
I didn't see any blood.
Whole family of spelosers...
I'm not answering. Is that bad? He certainly hasn't pine over me much.
Vicki, Who Adores Al Gore
It's your door and your house. You get to pick whether or not you're available.
I never answer the door or the phone if I don't want to. Usually because I'll buy whatever the poor, smudged, desperate kid is selling.
Paranoia and stupidity. Quite a pungent mix.
The funny thing is, if Bush advocated that everyone get RFID chips implanted for "reasons of national security", Ruppert would be the first troll to jump in and accuse us of treason if we objected.
I'd actually be surprised if the "Illegal spying on our own citizens is OK" Republicans didn't try and ram something like this down our throats in the near future if they manage to stay in power.
Hmm, maybe I can negotiate with Thers and drive a wedge between the ranks of Al Hatqa.
My lowly cable feed is still three hours away from Cave In. Manticore hasn't even started yet!
Toonscribe
's okay. mine too. but watching it while rereading the liveblog is a total hoot.
Eli's waiting for Emily to be seen in her bra.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
(personal He He)
.
I loves me some bugs!
.I never answer the door or the phone if I don't want to. Usually because I'll buy whatever the poor, smudged, desperate kid is selling.
What would you consider an "optimal" level of smudginess? Just... hypothetically.
Usually because I'll buy whatever the poor, smudged, desperate kid is selling.
Especially dangerous when it's a drunk ex.
The beetles growl?
The guy I dated this Fall is at the front door. I can tell, because I can see his car in front of my bedroom window. We broke up. The fat lady sung. Why is he here? I am in my robe and jammies.
C'mon - take a fucking chance! Fuck his brains out then kick him out in the snow!
Eli's waiting for Emily to be seen in her bra.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
I trust Eli will be a gentleman and cover his eyes if that happens.
Okay,. Vicki, I'm outvoted. I'm an old softie anyway.
Thankfully I'm so far in the future, that they don't bother showing Sci-Fi originals on Sunday morning.
Tom - 大肚腩
Even worse, I turn on the TV and they've got something much scarier staring at me... John Kyl. AAAAAiiiiyeeee!
I didn't see any blood.
NYMary
A successful evening all 'round then!
I trust Eli will be a gentleman and cover his eyes if that happens.
They're already covered, just in case. My reflexes aren't that great.
Especially dangerous when it's a drunk ex.
NYMary
The voice of experience?
I loves me some bugs!
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Deep fried, or chocolate covered?
"I trust Eli will be a gentleman and cover his eyes if that happens.
Marcia Brady"
Which blog have you been hanging out at? Certainly not this one.
I'm an occasional trout eater, too. Depending on the health of the population and whether it's stocked or wild. But I only use barbless hooks so I at least retain the choice to release.
T2
sometimes I cut those pesky hooks off the lures, so those darn fish won't distrube me.
our carrier is Adelphia in my area
I can see how that might spur one on to the acquisition of a dish.
ah...
live blogging a sci-fi/bug flick. Life is good.
I loves me some bugs!
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Deep fried, or chocolate covered?
Warrantless.
Oh, pointy birds
Oh, pointy pointy
Anoint my head
Anointy nointy.
Eli
Shameless whoring
Hey -- that's the name of my homepage:
http://pointybird.blogspot.com
It's just a few photos -- outdoor stuff -- with pictures my cats at the bottom
I never answer the door or the phone if I don't want to. Usually because I'll buy whatever the poor, smudged, desperate kid is selling.
Marcia Brady ∞
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What a nice person you sound like.
Vicki - just maintain, sweetie.
I haven't really enjoyed a giant bug movie since Starship Troopers.
Deep fried, or chocolate covered?
Warrantless.
Eli
And bacon wrapped!
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I have a feeling skinhead is not going to make it to the end of this movie!
I was gonna say fuck 'im, but realized that could be ambiguous...
Eli
punch line from old Christmas/postman joke:
"FUck him - give him a buck."
Melissa is watching 'Dukes of Hazzard' on her Lap Top.
Should I live blog it?
Crickets
(she's still mad that I said "You do know this is gonna be a stupid movie?")
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Shameless whoring
Happy to be of service. Nice nature pics, adorable kitties, nice legs.
I think the white one is part flatworm...
Don't click Ben's link, unless you wish to be overcome with kitteny adorableness.
So... short-circuiting turns the power *on*?
Weird.
Wow and then there was light!
"last time i saw elvis he was shoot'n at a color tv..."
will fat head get into the spying of amurica? will he? or will he spend an hour try'n to prove democrats like abramoff too? GE asshole.
"the last time i saw elvis he was rid'n in pink cadillac, wind blow'n thru his hair..."
Son just came home from work with a plate of stuffed flank steak. What a wonderful person.
Vicki, speaking as an older, cynical, drunkenly-honest male, this guy is there on spec of getting laid. Let him in, even talk to him, and he's going to open the campaign to get laid.
If you like that idea, open the door. Otherwise, let him lose interest and depart. May take an unreasonable legnth of time if alcohol is involved.
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Flory--I like my bugs either covered in gorgonzola or au poivre.
I loves me some bugs!
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
See KONG
You will get your fill and more.
.
Uh-oh. That sounded awfully away-teamish, and the hot brunette is wearing red...
"Who's this?"
"Oh, just some crippled guy I killed a coupla days ago."
Eli--she's got on a low cut shirt. We're making progress.
regarding soros, is it possible to be filthy rich AND progressive?
gary in fl
Define filthy rich, please.
I hate to disagree with NYMary, but I'm inclined to go w/ the "don't let him in" advisors -- if he shows up at night w/ no warning, it doesn't pass the smell test -- if he really wants to try to restart a relationship, there are better ways to do it (IMHO -- of course, I am 30 years in a monasterty, so WTF do I know?)
Eli--she's got on a low cut shirt. We're making progress.
Can I uncover my eyes yet?
Mom is leaving her alone with Frenchy?
Oh, pointy birds
Oh, pointy pointy
Anoint my head
Anointy nointy.
Eli
Oh, pointy heads
Oh, pointy pointy
Anoint my chairs
Anointy nointy
sj--Mom doesn't want to watch. Trust me on this.
Mom is leaving her alone with Frenchy?
He's with the French Mafia - what's the worst that could happen?
I haven't really enjoyed a giant bug movie since Starship Troopers.
The Kenosha Kid | Email | Homepage | 01.07.06 - 9:27 pm | #
Aren't the bugs supposed to be the good ones in that movie? I could never bring myself to read the book, and the movie, agh!
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Let him go, dude. It's just one fewer person to try to kill you later on.
Oh well.
The voice of experience?
I think everyone has one of these at some point.
I am of the opinion that, in these movies, hot babes should never be devoured. They should, however, have all their clothes torn off on a regular basis.
I think everyone has one of these at some point.
Oh yeah, drunken exes are *always* pounding on my door looking to get laid...
I think everyone has one of these at some point.
NYMary
STELLLLLLLLLLLLA!
I think the white one is part flatworm...
Eli
She outgrew that. Now she seems to be part pillbug.
Ah, those legs......
They aren't "good" bugs in Starship Troopers, but the computer animation will spoil you for any other giant bugs.
IMHO -- of course, I am 30 years in a monasterty, so WTF do I know?)
Prior Aelred
You do have that pesky y-chromosome.
I hate to disagree with NYMary, but I'm inclined to go w/ the "don't let him in" advisors -- if he shows up at night w/ no warning, it doesn't pass the smell test -- if he really wants to try to restart a relationship, there are better ways to do it (IMHO -- of course, I am 30 years in a monasterty, so WTF do I know?)
Prior Aelred |
Prior, you recognize common sense when you see it. I would vote this way, as well. Unexpected late-night visits from ex-anythings are not optimific. The light of day is a much, much better venue from which to proceed - if, in fact, proceeding i s what is wanted.
IMHO, and the Voice of Experience...
I am of the opinion that, in these movies, hot babes should never be devoured. They should, however, have all their clothes torn off on a regular basis.
No, I'm down with the devourage, but they should be allowed to run around in their underwear right up until the very end of the movie.
Aren't the bugs supposed to be the good ones in that movie? I could never bring myself to read the book, and the movie, agh!
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
Oh, come on! a book?
.
Oh yeah, drunken exes are *always* pounding on my door looking to get laid...
Eli
Look, I told you I wasn't drunk. I had just had some Nyquil...
Shouldn't the bugs be larger? Or is this, like, the bug nursery?
The movie is excellent in part because Heinlein was admiring the Nazis and Verhoeven was attacking them. It is also well put together flick that suffered because it came to be fashionable to attack Verhoeven. Showgirls is better (for sheer unrepentant trashiness if nothing else) than anything Speilberg made (exempting Jaws or a conjectural version of Minority in which the ending is changed).
Oh yeah, drunken exes are *always* pounding on my door looking to get laid...
You probably didn't notice.
You just knew Jr was going to go down there
Sam Harris on CSPAN2-good stuff
Look, I told you I wasn't drunk. I had just had some Nyquil...
Okay, a gallon of cherry. But that's not the point!
You probably didn't notice.
They really need to start calling ahead.
You in the red! Linger behind so you can get eaten by bugs!
You probably didn't notice.
NYMary
Is "pounding on the door" some sort of metaphor I don't understand?
Look, I told you I wasn't drunk. I had just had some Nyquil...
Marcia Brady
I tried that excuse once. Didn't work for shit.
They really need to start calling ahead.
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I don't have your number, but I'll be there Thursday. Elevinish.
No, I'm down with the devourage, but they should be allowed to run around in their underwear right up until the very end of the movie.
As long as it's at the end of the movie -- devour away!
You just knew Jr was going to go down there
I bet he saves the day. Or gets into peril and has to be rescued.
Or, more likely, both.
I took a shower and did not answer the door.
I like Brian, but it's over. Made a clean cut. He was too into "My hairstylist died! What do I do?" I realize I'm making fun, but that was how it went.
Sometimes, things need to be said between two people. Not all relationships are as cut and dry.
There is someone with whom I am still hoping to say kind things...at least a word or two. I'm a realist.
Okay, a gallon of cherry. But that's not the point!
NYMary
And "laid" is such an ugly word. I said I just needed some affection, a kind word, a little full body massage...
I don't have your number, but I'll be there Thursday. Elevinish.
I'll be here with bells on. 'Cuz I'm kinda kinky that way.
They really need to start calling ahead.
"Eli, are you going to be home later? Because I'm going out with the girls after work to see male strippers, and by 12, 12:30 should be really tanked on sloe gin fizzes. Is it okay if I come over later and try to get laid?"
(/Eli's voice mail)
I took a shower and did not answer the door.
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Whew! Has he gone?
Sometimes, things need to be said between two people. Not all relationships are as cut and dry.
Especially if his hairstylist just died.
There is someone with whom I am still hoping to say kind things...
Awww, shucks
Good evening all.
Hey Tom, it was wonderful to get to meet you - thanks for the geek-shopping trip. Saved my butt the next day when I broke Mr. Lb's computer.
Eli--the bells are fine, but skip the elf shoes this time, okay?
"Eli, are you going to be home later? Because I'm going out with the girls after work to see male strippers, and by 12, 12:30 should be really tanked on sloe gin fizzes. Is it okay if I come over later and try to get laid?"
If only. I obviously need better taste in exes.
Prior,
I don't want him back. At all.
He shot his proverbial wad with me. And he is selfish.
Sorry. Not interested.
Wise move, Vicki. I was the lone softy here, but I realized how nuts it was after I'd said it.
The perfect movie:
Giant alien bugs invade a nudist camp and.....
I think everyone has one of these at some point.
NYMary
Or a GF that leaves you to go back to him.
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Vicki - good for you. Nice that you took a shower - "gonna wash that man right outta my hair" kind of thang.
And, yep, I think you have saved him from himself, for which you get major points.
Eli--the bells are fine, but skip the elf shoes this time, okay?
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Hey, speak for yourself, sister!
Eli--the bells are fine, but skip the elf shoes this time, okay?
But those little curly things give them the *mad* traction!
Eli--the bells are fine, but skip the elf shoes this time, okay?
I don't object to the elf shoes, but the tinkerbells are deeply troubling.
Giant alien bugs invade a nudist camp and.....
Scare the women into jumping up and down a lot.
(she's still mad that I said "You do know this is gonna be a stupid movie?")
.
agAve
Can't be worse than Husky and Starch...
Mena--okay, I'll concede that they more or less 'work' with the red and green velvet G-string.
charley - I don't think 'primitive' is necessarily a pejorative. But you're right, it matters how it's intended.
mena
fair enuf, but the photographer i'm talking about didn't mean to compliment. he had great shots of guess what? boobies. but he was a commercial guy, and for them it's all about using several lights well.
ben, those cats are tres cool. nice pics.
They aren't "good" bugs in Starship Troopers, but the computer animation will spoil you for any other giant bugs.
The Kenosha Kid | Email | Homepage | 01.07.06 - 9:34 pm | #
Still confused (of course I did just finish watching Revenge of the Sith, that may explain things) of the bugs or the humans in Starship Troopers, who are the fascists? Or am I getting into absolutes?
I think everyone has one of these at some point.
NYMary
Or a GF that leaves you to go back to him.
Actually, I was thinking "or has been that person...."
sweet that the lights are still working
Can I just take a moment to express my admiration for how incredibly authentic and real this mine looks?
I'll concede that they more or less 'work' with the red and green velvet G-string.
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And the striped legwarmers. Rrrowr!
Eli--you told me you didn't drink.
Giant alien bugs invade a nudist camp and.....
Discover Dildos and.....
(next?)
.
The "not too distant future" world of Starship Troopers has fascist overtones. The bugs? not so much.
Eli--you told me you didn't drink.
Thus the Nyquil.
Still confused (of course I did just finish watching Revenge of the Sith, that may explain things) of the bugs or the humans in Starship Troopers, who are the fascists? Or am I getting into absolutes?
The humans are the fascists. The bugs are commies.
chest high dammit!
Can't be worse than Husky and Starch...
Doozer, (truncated)
The French Mafia are apparently Tim McCarver fans.
Actually, I was thinking "or has been that person...."
NYMary
Wise move, Vicki. I was the lone softy here, but I realized how nuts it was after I'd said it.
NYMary
Although the "screw him and toss him out" idea did have its charm.
Sorry to bore you guys with my silly dating issue...this was so last fall.
He really doesn't want me back. He wants his ego fed. I know this guy.
I apologize for being frustrated...
... try desparately to hide them from their queen, who....
"How old do you think I am? Because I'm 18."
What ever happened to Barbara Bach?
.
"And by the way, how old do you think I am? 'Cause I'm 18."
time for mom to break that up!
Ah, no Naziism in Starship Troopers. A half-assed book that started as a series for Boy's Life - yeah, the Boy Scout magazine - that RAH turned into a short novel of patriotism & service (what the Scouts wanted him writing about) without making the notional political notions clearer.
Basically, the thread was that citizenship - the franchise - needed to be earned, and the way to earn it was public service. While there were many ways to do so, the novel was about military service - and it was also a bildingsroman about what it was like to go through Basic, what mil service was like, what wartime service was like. Again, all very rah-rah for Boy Scout/ 1950's anti-Communist military recruiting purposes. but not actual fascism, just the 50's era idea that the soldier was the good guy.
Whcih today is fascism to many, granted. But the reason the enemy were insects was to avoid complexity and ambiguity. Again, written for early teens in the squeaky-cleanest venue imaginable during Ward cleaver America. and obviously easy to parody and to spin various ways.
Probably his worst book - certainly his worst mistake was writing it, and being forever measured by this project.
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Eli--would YOU have believed her?
MAFIA FIGHT!!!
Scare the women into jumping up and down a lot.
Eli
Not. The fraidy cats are all over at the Corner.
Maybe K-Lo.....
He really doesn't want me back. He wants his ego fed. I know this guy.
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Smart woman.
Thus the Nyquil.
NYMary
Damn you! Massive quantities of mucous just exuded from my nostrils and onto the monitor!
Gah-faw!!!
OT, but if you (or someone you know) live near Nashville, and you want to help out with a rabbit rescue group - here's your chance!
Starship Troopers. A half-assed book that started as a series for Boy's Life -
I want a merit badge in exterminating an alien race!
Dear Penthouse Formus,
I never thought I would be writing one of these letters, but let me tell you about my Saturday night, I was surfing around the internets, and I walk into this room where 4 individuals with female sounding names were talking about naked guys with bells on, and taking showers.
In the middle of it all, this guy in robes walks in, but he just talks about being in a monestary for many years.
Then some more showers, and bugs eating scantily clad women.
...
Giant alien bugs invade a nudist camp and.....
Scare the women into jumping up and down a lot.
....
Discover Dildos and.....
There is much volleyball, devourage, and, well, dildoing....
Maybe K-Lo.....
Not... enough... brain... bleach... in... the... world...
Eli--would YOU have believed her?
Can I uncover my eyes yet?
That Mom is weird. When I wanted to distract my daughter, I'd say, get your purse, we're going shopping.
Hey Tom, it was wonderful to get to meet you - thanks for the geek-shopping trip. Saved my butt the next day when I broke Mr. Lb's computer.
lb0313
It was a good time. Glad that my guide services proved useful.
Just got around to checking email. Spent almost all of yesterday doing pre-New Year's cleaning at the grandmother's place.
Vicki, not boring at all. How can we learn, if not from one another.
Direct experience isn't all it's cracked up to be.
he might wish the fall got him
About that bullshit from Bush about Bill Signing dicta. It is not in the Constitution. The president does not make laws; that is reserved for the Congress. In fact, as the below shows, bills can become law even without his signature. But he is not part of the Legislative process.
It turns out the whole idea of the bill signing statement was first articulated by Alito while working for George the I.
Article I. - The Legislative Branch
Section 1 - The Legislature
All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.
Section 8
Powers of Congress: (include)
To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof.
SECTION 7
Every Bill which shall have passed the House of Representatives and the Senate, shall, before it become a Law, be presented to the President of the United States; If he approve he shall sign it, but if not he shall return it, with his Objections to that House in which it shall have originated, who shall enter the Objections at large on their Journal, and proceed to reconsider it. If after such Reconsideration two thirds of that House shall agree to pass the Bill, it shall be sent, together with the Objections, to the other House, by which it shall likewise be reconsidered, and if approved by two thirds of that House, it shall become a Law. But in all such Cases the Votes of both Houses shall be determined by Yeas and Nays, and the Names of the Persons voting for and against the Bill shall be entered on the Journal of each House respectively. If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten Days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the Same shall be a Law, in like Manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its Return, in which Case it shall not be a Law.
Did the bald guy with the goatee just kill the bald guy with the goatee? Or the other way around?
...the "screw him and toss him out" idea did have its charm.
What can I say? I'm just a romantic at heart!
I apologize for being frustrated...
Vicki, Who Adores Al Gore
He's not still knocking at your door is he?
Yes, when I'm in a rickety abandoned mine, I like to test everything by jumping up and down on it as hard as I can...
Man, the French Mafia totally sucks at body disposal...
Well, I'm off to watch The 40-Year-Old Virgin, which I've not yet seen. Later, beloved batses!
Aren't the bugs supposed to be the good ones in that movie? I could never bring myself to read the book, and the movie, agh!
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
If you read the book, you wouldn't recognize the movie, or vice versa. The book isn't about the bugs, it's about the guys that fight 'em. In the movie, that got sorta reversed.
Ladies' lingerie for the young 'un?
Anyone know how to identify a font type on a web site?
More rabbit help needed - this time in Georgia...
Mr. Just Kidding looks really familiar.
Was he Calleigh's crazy cop boyfriend on CSI Miami?
Anyone know how to identify a font type on a web site?
View the source code?
Officials Focus on a 2nd Firm Tied to DeLay
By ANNE E. KORNBLUT and GLEN JUSTICE
Published: January 8, 2006
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/
0...8alexander.html
WASHINGTON, Jan. 7 - Having secured a guilty plea from the lobbyist Jack Abramoff, prosecutors are entering a new phase of the corruption investigation in Washington and are focusing on a lobbying firm that has even closer ties to Tom DeLay, the former House majority leader who is under scrutiny in the scandal.
The firm, Alexander Strategy Group, is of particular interest to investigators because it was founded by Edwin A. Buckham, a close friend of Mr. DeLay's and his former chief of staff, and has been a lucrative landing spot for several former members of the DeLay staff, people who are directly involved in the case have said.
Although the firm's name has circulated in connection with the case for many months, prosecutors' questions about Mr. Buckham and Alexander Strategy - which did not respond to requests for comment - have intensified recently, participants in the case said.
The firm openly promoted the idea that it could deliver access to Mr. DeLay, who has denied any wrongdoing but abruptly announced Saturday that he would not try to regain his leadership post. Now the very connections with Mr. DeLay that formed the backbone of Alexander Strategy, put together with Mr. Abramoff's help, have put the future of the firm in doubt.
etc.
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The scandal-plagued Republican party.
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I do believe I just ate the best steak I ever flopped my gizzard lips on. I cooked it myself. I avoid red meat as much as possible but ever so often, I have to have it.
Anyone know how to identify a font type on a web site?
Moe Szyslak
I might be able ot help....
Can I uncover my eyes yet?
Eli
Look -- over there!!!
K-Lo......
Well, I'm off to watch The 40-Year-Old Virgin, which I've not yet seen. Later, beloved batses!
NYMary
Can't multi-task?
.
Look -- over there!!!
K-Lo......
Can I uncover my eyes and ears yet?
Salmon - lemonpeppergarlic whitewine caramalized onions - mmmm!
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Spinoza--I think the asker meant a SIMPLE way.
check out this photo from our little fishing spree this summer. he used my sweet little fenwick with ultralight reel.
http://i33.photobucket.com/album...gain/
trout2.jpg
Ô¿Ô ~
Well, I still loves ya, and I'm wondering what kind of steak you cooked up with those vittles. And I wonder about string. And the vittles. So tell us. And visit Hecate's blog. You like her, I know you, and you will love her blog.
somebody sent me some winter. It's going to be 67 tomorrow.
Pirate rabbit!
Yo ho!!!
Can't multi-task?
.
agAve
She's pregnant. She's always multi-tasking...
Spinoza--I think the asker meant a SIMPLE way.
It may be as simple, if you are using Safari, as going to View>View Source, and seeing what font is listed in the script. Then again...
View the source code?
spinoza
The source is just class="content", which is obviously some internal reference. How do I match it up to a name I can use. (I'm trying to duplicate a web site).
didn't that Alexander Group also do some of that fake good news propaganda in Iraq?
Kind of gives Alexander the "Great" an even worse name in Persia (although I guess every culture he invaded has a sort of ownership of him)
But this is all an aside in an attempt to erase the image of K-Lo jumping up and down.
Hi all!
well, since i haven't weighed in and it's already decided, no damned way i'd answer that door. but i never answer doors, or the phone.
no, prior and others called it. 'course since i'm a guy if i saw an opportunity i might have adjusted my opinion.
It takes me too long to read and write this stuff. I know I'm too late: Vicki. Don't open the door! Sure you're emotionally naked and sure it could be more fun than blogging while watching a movie, but the guy's clearly a loser.
I guess I'll go make popcorn and see how this turns out (some blond will definitely trip).
Can I uncover my eyes and ears yet?
Eli
Sure. It's safe.......
But this is all an aside in an attempt to erase the image of K-Lo jumping up and down.
God bless you, chica.
yan's been eaten!
Welladay, people are having light-hearted chats about sexes with exes, and i'm ranting about 1950's science fiction. Bad sign.
Like a fine beer, i grow more bitter with age.....but less able to handle long hours and mild intoxication.
so i say adieu for tonight, and go to rejoin my family. Good night and good luck, looney Leftists.
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but not actual fascism, just the 50's era idea that the soldier was the good guy.
Whcih today is fascism to many, granted.
Dead on about Basic -- Heinlein wrote it after experience wityh marine boot camp, dedicated it to a gunny and we were shown the basic sequence of the film before being sent to PI -- but Cynicus, what about the fascistic ideas about individuality, the fascistic ideas about society as a supplement to constant total war, the idealized fascist ideas about punishment (real fascists were much less rigorous, but in talk they always emphasized that kind of Spartan fairness), the fascist admiration of the insect society, the fascist pursuit of extermination?
shawk movie of the week
Swamp Sluts 2
Synopsis:
Deep in the Mississippi Delta, Norman Bates cousin (Pauley Shore) has a pest extermination job at a strip club go bad when mutant cockroaches from a nearby nuclear power plant react strangely to the insecticide and attack the exotic dancers silicone breast implants.
With the aid of a spunky dancer (Jenna Jamison), a passing space alien (Nina Hagen), a Toro Weed Wacker and a mysterious stranger ( John Malkovitch ), a new fast food treat is discovered.
'Tis but a scratch!
I do believe I just ate the best steak I ever flopped my gizzard lips on. I cooked it myself. I avoid red meat as much as possible but ever so often, I have to have it.
Ô¿Ô
How did you cook it?
Out on the grill is good, but cooked in the oven at 325 makes a yummy steak. Like prime rib.
.
Vicki -- stay whole hearted
If you are going to break your heart, try to do it for someone who is worth it (I know life doesn't really work so sensibly)
Late -- got to preach in the morning -- see yu after, Moonbats!
Moe--I'd ask Monsieur, but he's nodded off.
Shawk, where can we view this horrible flick?
Hi chica.
But this is all an aside in an attempt to erase the image of K-Lo jumping up and down.
Nekkid.
Maybe you can borrow Eli's brain bleach.
If he left any.....
Hi Chica,
I am so envious of your moving out of this fascist country.
chica toxica | 01.07.06 - 9:55 pm | #
I am lonely tonight. I am thinking about my girlfriend. You have the loveliest breasts. I want to lick them. And a moist pussy....arrrggh...
Shawk--I could enjoy that movie.
Hi Chica,
I am so envious of your moving out of this fascist country.
And enviouser still of Mr. chica...
I am lonely tonight. I am thinking about my girlfriend. You have the loveliest breasts. I want to lick them. And a moist pussy....arrrggh...
Yet another interesting idea for a merit badge!
Spinoza--I'm so envious she'll be getting paid in euros.
Momma said knock you out!
The content of the story doesn't matter, but the font of the story on this site is what I'm trying to match.
ok just so i can be in on it, eventually i'll figure it out, is K-Lo the really stupid girl from the corner?
and if it is, she is really stupid.
Mom--all this could have been avoided had you gone to the mall and not gone hiking.
We're all wondermus here, Vicki. And I fried the steak.
I am so envious of your moving out of this fascist country.
And enviouser still of Mr. chica...
That goes without saying.
ok just so i can be in on it, eventually i'll figure it out, is K-Lo the really stupid girl from the corner?
Yes, Katherine Lopez.
*shudder*
How did you cook it?
Out on the grill is good, but cooked in the oven at 325 makes a yummy steak. Like prime rib.
.
agAve
I had the best steak recently in Giddings Texas.
Ribeye marinated in a Guiness and brown sugar mixture.
Beats the garlic and paprika rub I use
Somewhere along the line, the bug movie got reeeeeaallly boring.
chica has already earned her merit badge...
is K-Lo the really stupid girl from the corner?
Katherine Jean Lopez....
Proof there is no *intelligent* design.
I just use a small amount of oil in a broad pan, season with salt and pepper and worchestershire sauce while cooking and eat when it gets medium rare.
Never call the French Mafia crazy.
The humans are the fascists. The bugs are commies.
Richard | Email | 01.07.06 - 9:45 pm | #
Richard, and Cynicus, thanks, I think. Perhaps I should read some other Heinlein. My friends have read everything by him, and the women think he's an idiot.
Now, can you explain 'Revenge of the Sith'?
I grilled two perfect pork chops tonight. Bought them from the organic meat guy at the farmers market, they were still oinking. Put some chili garlic sauce on them, yum.
Somewhere along the line, the bug movie got reeeeeaallly boring.
Eli
Insufficient cast devourage?
Somewhere along the line, the bug movie got reeeeeaallly boring.
Eli
I just turned it on, and am ready to turn it off.
font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvectica, sans-serif; font-size: 8pt
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Insufficient cast devourage?
WHY ARE THEY STILL TALKING???
Ah, that's more like it.
Preach on, Prior A.
Vicki -- I'm late to the party (and leaving again shortly) but it sounds like you did the right thing. It can be difficult, obviously.
I once met up with my first love in NYC. I had just broken up with my second love and decided it would be OK to casually see lover #1 for dinner. Well, dinner turned into a long walk which turned into passionate kissing and groping and...I had to decide what to do. Eventually I chose to NOT go to his apartment because I knew we'd screw our brains out and while funfunfun, it would also bring an emotional price which I would not be able to afford at that time.
Maybe another time would have been OK, but not that night.
I don't know why I'm mentioning this...
Sci-Fi movies. Rabbits. How about a sci-fi movie with rabbits? ...
http://www.omgjeremy.com/lepus.html
Yes! The bugs!
Oh, and DirectTV RAWKS!
what the hell kind a guns are those?
Um, what kind of guns are those again?
Centipede!
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Where did these laser guns come from. What year is this supposed to be?
Buckeye:
Heinlein is better read as a 16 year old.
By the time you're an adult, his premises are either hokey or scary.
font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvectica, sans-serif; font-size: 8pt
?
QuentinCompson
Thanks! I imagine that's up there in the code somewhere. I'll have to learn how to find it.
Set phasers to bugzap!
Like a fine beer, i grow more bitter with age.....but less able to handle long hours and mild intoxication.
so i say adieu for tonight,
Cynicus, well yes, good night but comeback soon, i think i identify.
I'll have to learn how to find it.
Ctrl-F
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I am so envious of your moving out of this fascist country.
spinoza
I'm quite happy to be moving for that reason alone, but there are other, more positive reasons for the move too. I don't think I'd move just because I hate this political climate, but it is a plus.
Somewhere along the line, the bug movie got reeeeeaallly boring
I've got the local PBS station on, they're playing "The Great Escape".
Christopher Atkins has really grown as an actor since The Blue Lagoon.
Robert Heinlein was like Larry Niven: a genius made into an idiot by segregating his brilliance to irrelevant charming little mathematical and astrophysical word problems.
The movie is excellent in part because Heinlein was admiring the Nazis and Verhoeven was attacking them
Jebus, which ST did you watch? The movie sucked in part because Verhoeven never read the fucking book. Find me the page where the Sargeent throws the knife into the recruit's hand, hey? Show me where RAH describes the Nazoid society Verhoeven assaults us with in the movie. Verhoeven could easily have made a film that told the story, and left out the lectures, and even had giant cockroaches devouring spaceships, or whatever, but he chose to shred a major book by a--arguably the--bigtime SF author, because he didn't care for what he'd been told the book was about. If he says he read it, I question whether he was awake and sober at the time.
Time for the cave in
thus the name of the movie.
FeralLiberal ~
Hell-Oh!
How about a sci-fi movie with rabbits? ...
IIRC, it is called Night of the Lepus.
Giant carnivorous rabbits.
There's always some scaredy-cat Republican with no fire discipline wasting ammo like his grandkids would pay for it.
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Well, I was going to come back in, but His Girl Friday is coming on. I'm torn.
"What is that?"
Emily must have really poor eyesight.
this is not turning out to be a good day!
My day is usually shot when giant bugs show up and I am out of Raid!
I like pork chops fried in a little more oil after being breaded with flour. Then drain the oil and make gravy outta the flavorings left over in the pan, serve over white rice.
Ooh Eli!!! Chasing Mom and Daughter!
Christopher Atkins has really grown as an actor since The Blue Lagoon.
Eli
Red wine does not a good monitor cleaner make....
I am lonely tonight. I am thinking about my girlfriend. You have the loveliest breasts. I want to lick them. And a moist pussy....arrrggh...
Zounds, and here I am all dressed up to go out to meet friends....
Giant alien bugs invade a nudist camp and.....
Discover Dildos and.....
(next?)
after a harrowing bout of battery shortages. . . .
invade MARS, BITCHES
to maintain supply.
The giant bugs are surprisingly easy to kill...
chica ~ I will followe you wherever you go. Ony if you want my friendship. In a healthy way.
Friends are the best.
The giant bugs are surprisingly easy to kill...
And easily distracted by backpacks.
I like that they eat their victims though.
I don't know why I'm mentioning this...
chica toxica
oh, probably just to get the old bitter guys hot and bothered. i keed...
Vicki you definitely did the right thing.
I like that they eat their victims though.
Yes, very not-wasteful. Like the Indians.
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Sorry, Richard.
I should've clicked on your link before posting. Night of the Lepus, indeed. I've actually watched this movie.
Ooh Eli!!! Chasing Mom and Daughter!
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
John Fund?
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Ooh Eli!!! Chasing Mom and Daughter!
caught one of those in NC once.
BSG is the best sci-fi series of this decade, bar none.
That is one strange Vonage commercial...
Yes, very not-wasteful. Like the Indians.
Eli
Environmentally friendly bugs?
The movie sucked in part because Verhoeven never read the fucking book.
The movie rocked because Verhoeven never burdened himself with it, yes. We are in agreement.
Find me the page where the Sergeant throws the knife into the recruit's hand, hey?
There were numerous trite vignettes of the Sergeant's fighting knowledge, which were of a pulp character (actually, a cut above, but no matter), and already mimicked or otherwise made old. Verhoeven really couldn't just film the book, but added episodes that captured the same flavor and accomplished the same things.
And since nobody's exactly clamoring for me to stay, I guess I'll go moon after Cary Grant and see you all tomorrow. Have a good night everyone! It was a good day.
I should've clicked on your link before posting. Night of the Lepus, indeed. I've actually watched this movie.
Ditto. Hilarious. There is simply no way to make bunnies scary.
The blowing up the dog balloon through the ass promo is quite funny.
Post:
I like that they eat their victims though.
Next Post;
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Koinkidink? I think not!
Friends are the best.
Vicki
This is true! And with that I'm going out...have a good one, amantes.
Shawk, where can we view this horrible flick?
kei & yuri
Mostly in your imagination.
BSG is the best sci-fi series of this decade, bar none.
BlakNo1
Or perhaps any decade.
Ctrl-F
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QuentinCompson
A helpful thing.
Y'all get too complicated with your cookin'.
And since nobody's exactly clamoring for me to stay, I guess I'll go moon after Cary Grant and see you all tomorrow. Have a good night everyone! It was a good day.
Mena's mooning Cary Grant!
Lucky bastard.
Hey Vicki!
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Ditto. Hilarious. There is simply no way to make bunnies scary.
Yes.
Imagine being nibbled to death while simultaneously going..."awwwwww, a big bunny!!"
Just not scary.
time for the boy to get into trouble
Mostly in your imagination.
Where can we view the rest of it?
ewwwww bug poop
Is it wrong for me to root for the kid to get eaten, or just futile?
Buckeye:
Heinlein is better read as a 16 year old.
By the time you're an adult, his premises are either hokey or scary.
flory | Email | 01.07.06 - 10:05 pm | #
so you're saying the best route would be to avoid Heinlein and instead have a nice glass of New Zealand unoaked chardonney?
ewwwww bug poop
What's a sci-fi movie without green goo?
Shawk, where can we view this horrible flick?
kei & yuri
Mostly in your imagination.
shawk
I knew it! [removes hook]
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Post:
I like that they eat their victims though.
Next Post;
::::burp!::::
Koinkidink? I think not!
spinoza
Wait. Are you saying the bugs that are being live-blogged are also blogging, and therefore live-blogging their own lives?
I think I need to lie down.
The best part is when the cops get instant unquestioning cooperation from probably stoned and halfway sexed driveway attendees after announcing the approach of the monster bunnies.
Also:
Early there is a scene where all the adult characters present, including DeForest "Bones/McCoy" Kelly, spank (in a friendly, vague manner) the very young girl as she walks away. This always bothered us.
This is true! And with that I'm going out...have a good one, amantes.
chica toxica
Have a good friend?
Well have a good time.
Is it wrong for me to root for the kid to get eaten, or just futile?
Futile.
Perhaps he'll lose a leg or something though. Would that make you happy?
I don't think I'd move just because I hate this political climate, but it is a plus.
chica toxica
My thoughts exactly. I quit my job the day after the Nov., 2004 elections and moved to Canada. But it had more to do with love than politics. Really.
Perhaps he'll lose a leg or something though. Would that make you happy?
As long as it shuts him up.
Heinlein is better read as a 16 year old.
Also, with a penis.
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Mostly in your imagination.
shawk
EXPLAIN THEN THIS PAULEY SHORE!!!
The same theatre once featured "Michael Bey Apologizes for Every Movie He Ever Made and then gets Sledgehammered in the Head, which makes a hollow sound"
I quit my job the day after the Nov., 2004 elections and moved to Canada. But it had more to do with love than politics. Really.
Moe Szyslak
Awwww. Sweet AND convenient.
Wow, he stabbed him in his water. What a badass.
I 'ave a very fake French accent.
Now they're all gonna shoot each other?
SAVE YOUR BULLETS!!
Also, with a penis.
I've been using my fingers. Maybe that's the problem.
Hi Feral!
BSG accomplishes what every show wants. At the end, all you can think is "I can't wait for next week".
Eli--I'm cheering for ALL of them to be eaten.
Also, with a penis.
I've been using my fingers. Maybe that's the problem.
Try lip reading.
BSG accomplishes what every show wants. At the end, all you can think is "I can't wait for next week".
I don't know why I can't get into it.
Anyone ever see a movie called The Killer Shrews?
Now there is one high-larious movie. A bunch of people trapped in a house on an island with killer giant tree shrews trying to gnaw their way in through the walls. The shrews are actually played by dogs with long fake fur added and prosthetic sabreteeth. Deliciously bad.
have a nice glass of New Zealand unoaked chardonney?
Count me in!!
SSquirrel is pissed
The bugs have jet vents?
What's that about?
Mostly in your imagination.
Where can we view the rest of it?
Eli
Well, I'd have to make it first.
It is an appealing concept, yes?
Robert Heinlein was like Larry Niven: a genius made into an idiot by segregating his brilliance to irrelevant charming little mathematical and astrophysical word problems.
kei & yuri
When I'm buzzzed I have no clue what y'all are saying, but, LOVING it!
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"They're fighting over their food."
"What food?"
"Us."
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Daughter orders Mom to do her bidding.
Call Dad on the walkie NOW!
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Strange, strange girl.
Starship owls.
"Anyone ever see a movie called The Killer Shrew"
That is right up there with 'Frogs' and 'Empire of the Ants'
Also, with a penis.
I've been using my fingers. Maybe that's the problem.
Try lip reading.
spinoza
(scrolling up?)
.
Katherine Jean Lopez....
Proof there is no *intelligent* design.
flory
i caught some of her posts over the holidays. the whole crew is idotic enough, cliff may bragging about his exploits in africa... she should just be embarrassed.
Eli--you like strange girls. We've seen no underwear yet, BTW.
Anyone ever see a movie called The Killer Shrews?
That was supposed to be on a local independent station tonight but was pre-empted for a college basketball game. I was very disapointed...
oh shit....Frenchy stud boy is back
These women tie lousy knots apparently
Ripley, Sigourney Weaver's character said in the Alien fest movies they had today, "They're going to come after us because that's where the meat is."
Eli--you like strange girls. We've seen no underwear yet, BTW.
This is true. Good thing she said she was 18.
We've seen no underwear yet, BTW.
And because of that, my rating of this movie goes from 1 1/2 stars to 1/2 star.
Go to Tbogg and read his Bedlamite post. Tbogg's regulars are brilliant as are all the posters on this site. Cheers.
Oh, and for what it's worth, the daughter is 23.
Ok, who knew there were 18 different Sam Adams beer styles?
Not me.
4LG, all I can say is that I'm the pickiest sci-fi audience going and I absolutely love it.
Eli--you like strange girls. We've seen no underwear yet, BTW.
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I know, and it's a problem for me. I'm so freaking normal I couldn't possibly draw Eli's interest...
Larry Niven screwed up one of the most forgiving idea in fiction, the Multiverse or Infinite Alternate Realities, by being a libertarian. He postulated an infrastructure that would allow a cancer-plagued Earth to harbest a cancer cure from another Earth that had one. A novelist would've made a series out of the necessary and probably inefficient exploration process that would follow in a real Earth; but in libertarian Earth, as soon as you get noncount government out, all problems quickly solve themselves. Larry would never have been able to see the alternative. In real life the most exciting part of a new system is working out the inevitably unexpected bugs, but on libertarian Earth, how can there be bugs?
But now the Steve McQueen motorcyle scene from The Great Escape is on, so that's an improvement.
Her role in the last two Alien movies was too dark for me.
Eli,
I am impressed, someone let her make movies after this one.
I know, and it's a problem for me. I'm so freaking normal I couldn't possibly draw Eli's interest...
That's what the underwear is for.
Underwear time?
"They're going to come after us because that's where the meat is."
Bothered the fuck out of us. Giger creates the first truly alien extraterrestrial and Cameron not only totally brushes him off, doesn't invite him back, but reduces the xenomorph to a large goth ant.
Underwear time?
David (Austin Tx)
Oh well.
That's what the underwear is for.
Eli
Note to self: remember to buy some underwear.
I enjoyed the first 2 Alien movies. Both worked for entirely different reasons, but the rest were crap.
Note to self: remember to buy some underwear.
Marcia Brady ∞
And wear it on the outside.
You know, like Madonna.
The second Alien movie was awesome. I never tire of viewing it.
"but the rest were crap."
I dunno I thought IV was pretty damn good. But III, oooh that was bad.
Cool.
Head gets cut in half.
ooooh decapitation now!
The second Alien movie was awesome. I never tire of viewing it.
Ô¿Ô | 01.07.06 - 10:31 pm |
It was a great Vietnam movie, at a time when conservatives were trying to reclaim vets and every movie was about Vietnam. It shouldn't be thought of as an Alien sequel. In fact the Alien cycle is great because of the degree to which each film was by a totally different director who made it toally his own.
Also, sheets.
Verhoeven could easily have made a film that told the story, and left out the lectures, and even had giant cockroaches devouring spaceships, or whatever, but he chose to shred a major book by a--arguably the--bigtime SF author, because he didn't care for what he'd been told the book was about. If he says he read it, I question whether he was awake and sober at the time.
Doozer, (truncated)
Interesting, isn't it, how much *shit* we read that has been written by an "authority" that really has just depended on his/her mood at the time.
Damn! No wonder NetFlix doesn't have Swamp Slut II!
Write it up, shawk!
Robert Heinlein was like Larry Niven: a genius made into an idiot by segregating his brilliance to irrelevant charming little mathematical and astrophysical word problems.
kei & yuri
When I'm buzzzed I have no clue what y'all are saying, but, LOVING it!
.
agAve |
Thass OK, I'm sober and I don't know what it means either. Sure sounds erudite, though, don't it?
So many Buffy the Vampire Slayer allusions.
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Many couples, straight or lesbian, use pussy eating as a mean to greatly enhance their sexual experience and pleasure. In case you haven't used it so far, or don't know how to do it properly, and are still reluctant to use it, here you can find some good thoughts on how to do it like an expert. The method below was used on so many women, that all turned this experience into a highly refined orgasm, and even a multiple one. You can consider it the universal method, it's how most people perform oral sex on their female partner.
First, you should know that lots of women are shy about their body. Your partner needs to be told she is beautiful and re-assured that there is nothing wrong with her body, in case she has a sort of disability or not so great body. Especially tell her you love her great legs. Make her trust you and feel comfortable with you in bed.
When you start to touch and caress her, don't go down straight to her sex, start slowly to caress her other erogenous zones of her body, and kiss her gently. Have in view her face (lips, eyes, neck, etc.), breasts, belly, and only after that her legs. If you turn her on by doing that, prior to the licking part itself, you've "won half the battle", i.e. she now wants you! Take a good look, with admiration, between her legs: it's great, isn't it? Adore her sex, because it will bring you a lot of pleasure.
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Cunnilingus FAQ (in five sections)
Section 1 - Cunnilingus FAQ from Usenet
INTRODUCTION
Eating a woman's pussy is about the most wonderful thing you can do for her. It makes her feel loved, admired, sexy, and of course it makes her cum like crazy. Many women prefer it to intercourse, and for most, it is the easiest way to cum with a man. You may have the littlest dick on the planet, but if you give great head, you will be appreciated as a
First off, guys seem to have a strange love/hate relationship with women's genitalia. Guys that can't wait to get their dick into one are often reluctant to put their face "down there". For every guy who says he loves to eat pussy, there's another one who's squeamish. Women know this, and it affects their ability to lay back and enjoy the experience. There is nothing more exciting to a woman than to know that her partner finds her delicious. Don't be coy; tell her. When a guy fingers a lady and then smells, licks, sucks the juice off his finger and sighs as if in heaven, she knows this is her lucky day.
What if your sweet lady doesn't smell or taste very sweet? Don't suffer. (Don't complain, either.) Take a nice hot shower or bath together. Lather up both of your bodies and slide them together. It's like a whole body fuck. Soap up her vulva, washing between her outer and inner lips. Spread her lips apart and gently wash her clitoris. Hey, don't stop - this feels great! Run your soapy hand down the crack of her ass, and rub a finger all around her anus. You can stick one finger in and wash around inside too, if you anticipate any anal play, and I suggest you do. But don't put those soapy fingers up her vagina. Instead, rinse them off well and stick one or two inside, making a circular motion. Think about washing the inside of a tall glass - same thing. Now wasn't that fun? And now you can feel free to let your tongue wander anywhere it pleases...
So now what? You've found a comfy spot to play, you've been kissing passionately, your tongues darting around each other's mouths like playful otters. You've moved down to nibble one of her hardening nipples and she's starting to groan, grinding her pelvis against your stomach. STOP. I know it was just starting to get good. But was she really groaning and humping you, or was it your own excitement you were detecting? I strongly prefer to be excited before a guy starts plunging his tongue into my inner recesses. Use your judgement, and kiss, lick, and fondle your way down her stomach, up her thighs, until she's arching up her back trying to get you to eat her. Of course, if she really was groaning and grinding, go for it...I also don't particularly enjoy a guy endlessly nibbling my inner thigh while my clit is quivering in anticipation.
POSITIONS
If the woman you are with is somewhat hesitant about your going down on her, start off with her lying on her back, perhaps half-sitting. Lay down between her legs, with her legs over your shoulders. She may enjoy laying or sitting at the edge of the bed with you kneeling. She can also straddle your face, but be prepared to get very wet. There are endless varieties of positions where you can press your face up to her cunt, some of which strike me as more acrobatic than erotic, but feel free to experiment. And then there's 69...
69 is one of my favorite positions. On the plus side, you both get to enjoy the sublime sensations of getting head, simultaneously. The upside down positioning of a woman's pussy and your mouth is an easy fit and there's more room for your hands. On the negative side, it's a less than ideal position for a woman to give head. Plus, if you need to read this article, you may be better off concentrating your energies on pleasing her, without too much distraction. But even for experienced 69'ers, it's easy to short-change your partner. "It feels soooo good, I'm just gonna stop for a second and concentrate on what you're...aaaarrrgghhh". Get the picture? Some show of will-power is in order.
69 can be done male on top, female on top, or side by side. The latter two are easier, though it's more restful with both partners laying down. Some women love being licked on all fours, so if female-on-top 69 drives her wild, take the hint and find some other ways to eat her in this position. I happen to enjoy male on top, but for many women this is a sure choking position. If a woman can, or wants to try, to deep-throat you, this is THE position. When her head is thrust back you can really slide your cock all the way down her throat. But don't forget what you're supposed to be doing!
So there you are staring at it - the mysterious hole from whence you came, and into which you hope to cum again... First, an anatomy lesson...
THE CLITORIS
Before I go any further, a few words about the clitoris, accent on the first syllable. Most of you know it, but for those who don't, it is THE woman's sex organ, period. It may feel great to be fucked vaginally, anally or otherwise, but if the stimulation is not right there, on the clitoris, you're ignoring the place that's going to make her cum, and presumably that's why you're reading this, right? It's right there at the top juncture of her inner lips, a small knob of pink flesh. This is where it's at boys, and don't forget it. Almost any licking and sucking of the labia or vaginal entrance is going to feel just dandy; just remember that this is pleasurable teasing, not the main event. I can't tell you how many guys have thrust their tongues up my vagina thinking that this was going to make me cum. They were wrong. Of course, with a little manual stimulation....but I'm getting ahead of myself.
Women feel differently about how much direct stimulation they can take on their clitoris. Some women will adore it if you suck hard on their exposed clits, others will shriek in pain. You may encounter a woman who is completely unable to take direct stimulation of her clit; the goal is still the same, but you'll have to stimulate it indirectly, such as through her labia. IMPORTANT NOTE: Often, what is unacceptably rough at first may be fine after she's very excited. The fact is, most women really need a good bit of stimulation before a targeted attack on their clitoris, but once they're there, that's where you want to devote your attention.
The key here is go slow, ask questions, and if she's comfortable with it, leave the lights on and really explore. Body language often does tell what feels best, but I promise, she will appreciate your attentiveness if you ask outright. If she seems shy, get her to guide your hands and mouth with her own hand, and pay attention. If she starts bucking up against your mouth and gasping in ragged little breaths, for God's sake, don't use this opportunity to try something different. Just keep doing exactly what you're doing.
THE TONGUE
I want to reiterate, there is almost nothing you can do that won't feel terrific, so relax! I promise, you may be confused and uncertain, but she's in heaven. Any licking and sucking of the labia, vaginal entrance, clitoris, or anal area is going to feel just great, and I'd no sooner tell guys to "do it exactly like this" than I would tell every chef to follow the same recipe. But for those who are compelled to RTFM, here are a few techniques that you might like to try:
Try lapping her pussy from vaginal entrance up to her clit, leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed. This is a good way to start your tonguing.
Run your tongue between the inner and outer labia on one side, while holding the two together with your lips. Good job, now do the other side.
Fuck her pussy with your tongue - in and out, around and around, etc. This feels nice. Not wonderful or incredible or earth-shaking; nice.
Spread her outer lips with your hand. Then, with your tongue pointed and stiff, gently flick here and there. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clit. This drives some women wild, and others can't take it. Some may prefer that you always leave your tongue soft, so when you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstacy or pain.
The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e. she's no longer coherent). These are very intense actions which may be "too much" for some women, even when nearing orgasm.
With her clit still exposed, give it a quick little suck - pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like torturing her (see PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER below).
Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently (at first, anyway) suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.
Another choice technique involves rolling your tongue into a tube. If you can't do this with your tongue, you can't learn it - it's genetic. For those who can, this works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around the shaft of her clitoris. Slide it up and down; in effect, your tongue makes a tiny pussy for her clit to fuck. This also is likely to bring her over the edge.
FINGERS
Fingers are a valuable adjunct to eating pussy. Most women masturbate by pressing a finger or fingers over their clit, possibly "thru" the skin of their inner or outer lips, and vigorously rubbing in a circular or back-and-forth direction. You can do this too, and it is most helpful to ask, or better yet, have her show you how she likes it done. You will never be a good lover until you can bring your woman to climax with your hands. When you fuck her from behind, or up her ass, or really in any position which doesn't allow her to simultaneously rub her vulva against your body, reach down or around and rub her clit. I know it's distracting, but just do it anyway. One important point to note: make sure that your fingers are well lubricated. There is nothing more uncomfortable (and sometimes downright painful) than a dry finger roughly rubbed across one's clitoris.
Of course, that's not all you can do with your fingers. One technique which is very exciting is to spread her lips wide apart with one hand, and with your index finger straight like a pencil, flick the side of it rapidly across her clit. This motion alone will often bring a woman to orgasm. Combining this with the addition of some tongue action elsewhere is nothing short of bliss.
Sticking one or more fingers inside her vagina is also wonderful. You can simply move them in and out (this feels best with at least two or three fingers, pushed in hard), or wriggling them around. A particularly intense motion is to face your hand so that you have two fingers inside her with your palm facing the front of her body. Now move your fingers rapidly, as if waving hello. You are aiming to stimulate a particular part of the woman's vagina - namely the lower anterior (front) part. When combined with sucking her clit, this is nearly certain to bring her to a fast and intense climax.
An excellent way to begin manual stimulation is to stick one (and later two) fingers inside her, with your palm cupped over the mons area. I'm talking about that fleshy "mound" over her pubic bone. Your finger goes in and out and the ball of your hand is pressed hard against her vulva. You may want to rub or even shake the entire area with your palm.
Fingers also do nice things to tight little butt holes, but that's a whole other story...
ANAL PLAY
This stuff is purely optional. If anal play doesn't turn you on, don't do it. If you're uncomfortable, she'll pick up on your feelings and start wondering if it's her pussy that's turning you off. Don't feel that you can't be a good lover without anal play; you can.
Cleanliness is of the essence. (remember that nice soapy shower?) Scoop out some luscious juices (from a very wet pussy) with your finger and rub it around her anus. (If she isn't well lubricated, saliva works too.) If that's all you or she feels comfortable with, fine - it still feels great. But I think most women enjoy the feel of a finger pushed up their ass while they're being fucked or eaten. You need to be gentle, possibly even leaving your finger still. Try moving it in and out a little, or around in a circle. If she starts moaning, you know you're doing something right.
It's really fun to feel a woman's anus rhythmically squeezing your finger as she cums. (And it's great for her, too) You're probably thinking about what that would feel like around your dick, and it's something you should certainly explore. Ass-fucking is somewhat out of the scope of this article, but suffice to say, if she doesn't like a finger up her butt, she sure as hell won't want your big dick up there. Even if she does enjoy this sort of play, she may still be somewhat apprehensive about putting something so large up there. The keys to success are sufficient (i.e. copious amounts of) lubrication (a water-soluble type such as K-Y, which is safe for condoms), relaxation on her part, and a slow, gentle, approach. She'll certainly tell you if she wants you to thrust harder or deeper. And remember, if you want to feel that delicious squeezing around your cock, reach around and diddle that clit!
As for anallingus - why not? Don't feel like you HAVE to do it to satisfy your woman. But if the idea turns you on, great. Let your tongue rove as it pleases. It's not necessary to actually put your tongue inside her butt to stimulate the area. Back and forth, around and around, you get the picture.
One hygiene note: once that finger (or your penis) has been inside her ass, don't even think about putting it anywhere else. Carelessness in this regard can cause a horrendous infection.
MENSTRUATION
I haven't met a lot of men who are completely comfortable going down on a woman when she has her period. But some are. Most women are at their horniest before and sometimes during their period. You should definitely find a way to make her cum when she's bleeding, be it thru intercourse, manual, or oral stimulation. If you feel comfortable going down on her, great. It's perfectly safe. You may suggest that she insert a tampon, and then wash up. (As you now know, you don't need to get anywhere near her vagina to make her cum.) Or you could lay down a few old towels, turn out the lights, and forget about it.
PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER
I think variety is crucial. Some guy posted an article detailing a road map of kissing and licking (first here, then here, etc.) Much better to do the unexpected; sometimes a hungry, aggressive approach, other times a laid-back, leisurely one. You can even even include your nose, or your chin into the act. Start slow, that's the key, and let your lover guide the speed of the crescendo. In all cases, start gently. Roughness and clumsiness are big turn-offs. As she gets more and more excited, pay more attention to her clitoris. When she's three breathes away from cumming, moving your mouth off or away from her clit is agony. That's fine if you're intentionally torturing her, just understand that this is what you are doing. The only prohibition is to be reasonably gentle with her clit. Nibbling or biting is fine elsewhere, but we're talking about a sensitive spot.
Speaking of prolonging the agony... I think this is great fun. Bring your partner just to the edge of orgasm, and stop. This is not easy unless you really know your lover well. Instead, just have her help you. Say, "Grab my head and stop me just before you think you're gonna cum." Then take your sweet time. Blow on her clit, take it into your mouth just briefly, flick it just the very slightest bit. You will have this woman squirming and moaning like she's dying. Finger her deeply, enjoy the ecstasy you are imparting, and finally, have pity. Let the poor woman cum.
UUUUNNNNGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! (or, I'M COMING!!!)
Okay, she's practically suffocating you, she's pressed so hard against your face; she's screaming and bucking up in the air; you feel her pussy contracting wildly - how long should you keep it up?? The simple answer is, until she makes you stop. Some women may stop you after five seconds from the start of their climax, others may be able to roll right into another orgasm if you keep going. Do come up for air, but remember, her excitement does not drop off as sharply as yours does. Play it safe by continuing the stimulation.
How many times does she need to cum? Some women are very content to have one orgasm. A whole lot of women would really like to cum again, but need about five minutes to recoup. Many women are so sensitive right after they cum that they may push your head violently away. This doesn't necessarily mean they've had enough, only that you need to stop for a few minutes. In fact most women, given a short rest between, are capable of cumming again and again. A smaller percentage of women are able to cum repeatedly with continued stimulation. This is the much-touted multiple-orgasm that is experienced by a minority of women. I know this makes it difficult to know when enough is enough, but there's a simple answer: ask her.
GODI'MSOEXCITEDITFEELSGREATBUTIJUSTCAN'TCOME
It happens to all of us sometimes - distraction, embarrassment, anxiety, or just an inability to "let go". What do you do about it? The first question is, can she easily bring herself to a climax in the privacy of her own home. If the answer is no - then she needs to do some homework. There are two books on the subject that I know of: For Yourself: The Fulfillment of Female Sexuality by Lonnie Barbach, and Sex for One: The Joy of Selfloving by Betty Dodson; pick up one. Then tell her to read it, study it, and practice, practice, practice!
Now if your partner is orgasmic only when alone - ask her point blank: "Is there something different I can do?" Many women are shy about criticizing their lovers, but if asked outright will surprise you with a very specific answer. It may be a simple matter of mechanics, like a little to right please, or not so rough, or more pressure and faster. Ah... perfect.
But suppose everything is wonderful. She says you're doing everything right but she just can't cum. There are two probable causes: selfconsciousness and/or self-loathing. For women who can't help watching themselves, the best approach is to eliminate anything that focuses her attention on what the two of you are doing. This is a "be here now" kind of thing - definitely not an introspective activity. Get that mirror off the ceiling. Dim the lights or turn them off completely. Put on some soft music. Share a glass of port. (I said A glass - getting drunk will definitely not help). Have her lay on her back, or propped up comfortably with some pillows. This is not the time for her to sit on your face, or the edge of the bed, or standing up against a wall. Arrange a time when you can devote a long period to eating her pussy, and then just keep it up. Forget everything I said about asking her questions - just close your eyes and get into it. I know this can be a difficult and exhausting exercise, but she will be extravagantly thankful for your efforts. It gets easier each time. If all else fails, get accustomed to masturbating together. Gradually begin to add your stimulation to her own, right before she's about to cum anyway. Over time, you can take over completely.
For women who themselves feel that their cunts are dirty or distasteful, all of the above methods may be helpful, but the underlying issue must also be addressed. I am amazed at how many women are ambivalent about their own genitals. They don't love "that part" of their body, and they can't believe that you would either. Yes, it is important to be clean. But clean means a daily shower which includes washing the vulva. It doesn't mean vainly attempting to remove every trace of smell or taste. The natural fragrance and secretions of a healthy woman are beautiful and erotic. Hopefully you agree (and if not, try hard to cultivate this attitude). When she learns to love her pussy, she will be infinitely more comfortable with your loving it too.
Section 2 - "How to Eat Pussy" from grind.isca.uiowa.edu
Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made.
Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs.
Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn't it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. I've seen plenty of them. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special.
Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time you're petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it.
Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin.
Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of it's own and it's extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and that hurts. But you don't want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled.
Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it.
Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. After you've done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she's straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit.
Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be done gently.
Tongue-fuck her. This feels define. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of it's covering. If so, lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up tot he top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may barely experience it's presence. But even if you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin.
Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch your lady's face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don't fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don't let go. That's what she'll be saying too: 'Don't stop. Don't ever stop!'
There's a reason for that, most men stop too soon. Just like with cock sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man who's a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him.
But back to your pussy eating session...There's another thing you can do to intensify your woman's pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she's enjoying your clit-licking talents. Before, curing or after. She'll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another extremely
Section 3 - "Female Oral Sex Techniques" from alt.sex.wizards
TASTE:
In my experience, one of the main reasons that partners avoid female oral sex is due to a percieved or even experienced poor taste. While it is true that women run the range from pleasant (tasty!) to sour or uric tasting, there are easy steps to ensure that your partner will be tasting her sweetest.
First and most obviously, a good vigorous shower will do much to neutralize the taste of your partner. In fact, oral sex in the shower, while not a favorite method of mine, has a completely neutral taste if you stick to the upper regions of your partner's sex. If your partner has not showered recently, or has physically exerted herself recently, her taste will be much stronger. This, however, can be a good thing!
Secondly, foreplay will improve upon both the taste and the experience in general if your can get her juices flowing. I have never found an extremely aroused, wet woman to taste unpleasant. Quite the contrary!
FOREPLAY:
Do it! Take your time! Have fun! Experiment! A common male misunderstanding is that females are aroused most through physical contact. Not true. I have aroused women greatly simply by acting sexy. Tension is a wonderful tool, use it. If you can build tension to the point where the barest touch sends electric shivers through both of you, you can't lose! Similarly, even the best love techniques will not turn on a woman who isn't in the mood. (If you can get her in the mood, well then you're talking.)
Take your time, explore your partner (there's a lot more there than nipples and a clitoris!), build tension, have fun.
POSITIONS:
There are two basic positions that I have found very versitile and succesful. For a very comfortable session, have her lie on her back with legs spread and knees bent slightly. Lie on your stomach between her legs, put your right arm under her left leg and your left arm under her right - somewhat of an intimate hug. Now you should find your head situated conveniently and comfortably near the center of your attention.
Less comfortable, but a bit wilder is the following. Lie on your back, prop a couple of pillows (or fold one over) under your head. Have your partner kneel facing you with one knee on each side of your head, above your shoulders. The sexy part of this position (IMHO) is that your partner can look down at you and watch you eating her out. (Yum) Versatility and comfort are reduced for the giver, so I only occasionally partake in this position.
These are by no means the only positions. Again, experiment, have fun. If you can find a bed where your partner can lie down with her legs dangling off the bed and resting flat on the floor, you're in luck. Now you can have her sit just at the edge of the bed, lie back, and give you plenty of access while you kneel/sit in front of her sex.
GEOGRAPHY:
Woman are very different in some respects of their genitalia, but the major parts are the same. A woman's sex from the oral sex point of view consists of two sets of lips (outer and inner) that meet just below the vaginal opening and some variable distance above the clitoris; the vaginal opening (immediately above the nether meeting of above-mentioned lips), a smooth section of skin between the vaginal opening and the clitoris (I have no clue as to its technical name, hereafter it will be refered to as the "scav") and the clitoris and its surrounding folds.
If you get the chance, explore your partner in a location with decent lighting. Use your hand to spread her sex and explore her, find out what's where and what's what. Like I said earlier, women are different. Especially the location and shape of the clitoris. It can be buried, protruding, surrounded by many folds of flesh, or hanging out it the open. The best method I have found for finding your partner's clitoris (If all else fails, ask!), is to place a finger at the very base of her sex and gently run it up her scav until you feel a slight bump. That's it.
OK, ENOUGH OF THE DETAILS, NOW THE NITTY-GRITTY:
So your partner is showered, excited and feeling sexy. It's the big moment, what to do? Don't simply dive in. Take your time, excite her. In my opinion, I can usually tell how good my partner is at oral sex by how she "goes down" on me. By "going down" I mean the process by which she goes from kising my lips to sucking oh-so-wonderfully on my sex.
Depending on your partner, different methods of going down will work more effectively. If you've gotten to this point with your partner, you should have a fair idea of what she likes. Take advantage of that knowledge. One thing that I highly recommend however, is a sexy look. Sexy looks can make all the difference, and the best place to throw one in is as you're licking, sucking and kissing your way down her stomach stop, look up and smile devilishly.
Unbutton your partners jean's, pull the tabs back and kiss her newly exposed flesh. Unzip her pants, pull the tabs back as far as they can go and place light, tender kisses on her abdomen and around the top of her panties. Watch it, some women are very ticklish here!
(Note the above doesn't work so well if she doesn't have jeans on but you're all smart enough to figure it out...) Once you've removed everything but her panties, stop. You have a unique opportunity for further arousal. Kiss her legs and inner thighs with gentle kisses. Work your way up each leg and make a point of stopping at the line of her underwear. Kiss again along the top of her underwear, and along the other two borders.
Now move to her cotton (silk? lace? latex?) covered sex. Plant firm, dry kisses through her underwear on her sex, low and right around the vaginal entrance works best for me. If your partner is really excited, often her underwear will be damp and will smell (pleasantly) of her sex.
Removing the underwear is again a matter of choice. You know your partner best, I prefer either gently sliding it all the way off with my fingers, or pulling it part way down with my teeth first.
DIRECT KISSING:
It is not unusual for your partner's lips to be closed together. A very excited woman's lips may be slightly spread allready ("pouting"). Again, building tension can be accomplished by light kisses on either side of her sex as well as light blowing. (Do not inflate your partner! This can be very dangerous!!) Spreading her lips can be accomplished by placing your tongue first at the base of her sex, and then firmly running your tongue all the way up. Continue with a few long licks from the base of her sex all the way to the top past her clitoris. Vary the firmness of your tongue from hard and pointed to broad and soft.
THE BIG "O":
The best and most proven method of making your partner cum through oral sex is by repeated, rythmic stroking of her clitoris with your tongue. The tongue is uniquely suited for this purpose because of it's texture, versatility, and pliability. It is difficult (and tiring) to apply too much pressure to your partner's clitoris. Some women are much more sensitive than others however. Be receptive to any sharp gasps, you could be being too affectionate. If this is the case, move away from direct contact or adopt a gentler technique.
Repeated, rythmic stroking can be accomplished in a variety of ways. I prefer either rapid, repeated verticle licks with a firm, pointed tongue, or planting your tongue firmly against your partner's clitoris and vigorously shaking your head back and forth. (Tiring, maybe. But it's worth it!) If you are having trouble finding the correct angle or method for rhythmically lingually carresing her clitoris, or if you want to try something fun and new:
Toungue the abc's. No seriously! This is a great oral excercise on any part of the body. Toungue the abc's starting with lower case, and moving though upper case. (Heck, you could do the whole ANSI ASCII set if you'd like!) Be especially perceptive while you do this, vary your speed and watch for sharp intakes of breath - chances are you've hit the right angle. The abc's give a large variety of different strokes, so come back to this excersize as often as you'd like.
A general rule of thumb (tongue?) is to start slow and pick up the pace as you go along. This is definately a general rule though, feel free to break it by varying your rhythm, both slowly and predictably as well as quickly and startlingly.
OTHER FUN THINGS TO DO:
Lick between the inner and outer lips; penetrate the vagina deeply (a much stronger, iron-like taste here); "tease" the entrance to her vagina with rapid pokes of your toungue at varying depths; don't forget your hands, often a woman will feel a need or ache for something inside of her while very aroused, oblige her with a finger or two. Both kissing and manually manipulating your partner is tough, anyone with succesful methods is welcome to pipe in.
Talk to your partner, ask her what she likes. Experiment (if you can) with many different partners. What excites one woman a lot may not excite another as much, but may still be well worth trying. On the other hand, you may not notice a subtle pleasurable technique on one woman that can be easily learned on another. The better you know your parnter, the more effectively you can please her. Have fun!
A FINAL NOTE:
I tried to be a lot less pretentious than the male version of this article for a few reasons. The major one is that women are very different, the above suggestions may work wonderfully with one woman and so-so with another. Some women simply aren't responsive to oral sex due to strong moral constraints. Secondly, I am not an expert, though I love oral sex and have had the joy of pleasuring 10-20 women. Third, I am still young (1 and have a lot to learn.
So feel free to comment on what you've read (men and women) and reply either over the net or to me personally. Thanks. Hope you found this helpfull and enjoy!
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Dike is Justice
Dike is Justice. She is also called Astraea (starry), for she is the constellation of the Virgin (Virgo). During the Golden Age , she had her dwelling on earth, and was still upon the earth in the Silver Age .
Dike warns men of the Silver Age
At that time, no nations were attacked in war, and there were no fleets, for no one knew how to sail, but instead they took care of their fields. Gradually mankind became less observant of duty and more greedy, and so Dike associated more rarely with men and rebuked them harshly:
"Behold what manner of race the fathers of the Golden Age left behind them! Far meaner than themselves! but you will breed a viler progeny! Verily wars and cruel bloodshed shall be unto men and grievous woe shall be laid upon them." [Dike to the men of the Silver Age . Aratus, Phaenomena 123]
Dike flies heavenward
As men became more and more diseased, the Race of Bronze was born. These were the first to forge the sword of the highwayman, and the first to eat of the flesh of the ploughing-ox. Justice detested this race, and not being able to endure any more, she left the earth and went to heaven, establishing herself near Bootes (Bear-Watcher) as the constellation of Virgo.
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In Greek mythology , the Horae (Latin) or Horai (Greek; both words mean the "hours") were the three goddesses controlling orderly life. They were daughters of Zeus and Themis .
There were two generations of Horae: (note: this does not refer to generation in the traditional sense of the second group being offspring of the first; earlier writers recognized the first generation and later authors subscribed to the second.)
First generation
The first generation consisted of Thallo, Auxo, and Carpo, who were the goddesses of the seasons (the Greeks only recognized spring ,summer and winter ). In art , the first generation were usually portrayed as young, attractive women surrounded by colourful flowers and abundant vegetation or other symbols of fertility . They were worshipped primarily amongst rural farmers throughout Greece.
Thallo (or Thalatte ) was the goddess of spring, buds and blooms, the bringer of flowers , and became a protector of youth.
Auxo (or Auxesia ) is Greek for increaser (as in "plant growth"), and she was worshipped alongside Hegemone in Athens as one of their two Charites .
Carpo (or Xarpo ) was in charge of autumn ,ripening , and harvesting , as well as guarding the way to Mount Olympus and letting back the clouds surrounding the mountain if one of the gods left. She was an attendant to Persephone ,Aphrodite and Hera , and was also associated with Dionysus ,Apollo and Pan .
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The second generation comprised Eunomia, Dike, and Eirene, who were law and order goddesses that maintained the stability of society. They were worshipped primarily in the cities of Athens ,Argos and Olympia .
Dike (Greek for justice ) was the goddess of moral justice. She ruled over human justice; her mother (Themis) ruled over divine justice. Dike was born a mortal and Zeus placed her on earth to keep mankind just. He quickly learned this was impossible and placed her next to him on Olympus.
Eunomia (Greek for good order ) was the goddess of law and legislation. The same or a different goddess may have been a daughter of Hermes and Aphrodite .
Eirene , or Irene Pronounced I-ree-nee (Greek for peace ; the Roman equivalent was Pax ), was the personification of peace and wealth, and was depicted in art as a beautiful young woman carrying a cornucopia ,scepter and a torch or rhyton .
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Some authors recognise yet a third set of Horae. They were Pherusa (or Pherousa, goddess of substance and farm estates), Euporie (or Euporia, goddess of abundance), and Orthosie (goddess of prosperity).
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Finally, there are the twelve hours (originally only ten), tutelary goddesses of the time of day. The hours run from just before sunrise to just after sunset:
Auge , first light
Anatole or Anatolia, sunrise
Mousika or Musica, the morning hour of music and study
Gymnastika , Gymnastica or Gymnasia, the morning hour of gymnastics/exercise
Nymphe , the morning hour of ablutions (bathing, washing)
Mesembria , noon
Sponde , libations poured after lunch
Elete , prayer, the first of the afternoon work hours
Akte , Acte or Cypris, eating and pleasure, the second of the afternoon work hours
Hesperis , evening
Dysis , sunset
Arktos , last light
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Not that I like perverted superior mothers myself, but there is something highly sexual about nuns in convents and the main cause I think is because they are superior mothers. Their strict engagement to god, jesus and prayer fifteen times a day must bring them to a level of horny-ness never seen before. It is pretty hard to get drugs as a nun, not to speak to get liquor at the liquor store. Not Amercia, not Mexico, not Japan, basically nowhere is it easy to be a nun and satisfy ones lust and depression. “Mother superior, I have to confess: I placed my hand over my sacred part last night” “oh, how could you….what were you thinking about?” “I don’t know, my mind was racing, my hart was beating fast and my fingers were lingering restlessly around my most sensual parts” “were you thinking of me?” “of course not, mother superior, I would not allow myself” “if you do your seven ave marias at the diner table tonight, I’ll allow you to have thought of me…” “well, yes, actually I was thinking of you last week…” “but how could you… make it twelve ave marias! Have you felt any moist on your fingers?” “ Do I really have to answer to this question?” “of course you do, how do you dare, keeping something secret from Jesus …and mother superior.” “very wet, mother superior” “ohhh!” “I had to wash my hand with soap, and dip my finger into holy water afterwards” “where did you dip it into?” “the little left stand by the entrance of the kitchen” “I knew I could smell the holy water differently, from now on you will have to dip your finger, make it your entire hand into it every morning before morning prayer, no flaking” “but mother superior, how can I…” “I don’t want to hear any buts and whys!” “Of course, mother superior.” “ specially since you have chosen me to be the object of your thought.” “I promise that….” “that you will be thinking of me more often and that you will dip your fingers into the holy water, that’s my girl, yes! Now you can go, I have another meeting with cecily.” “does cecily….” “by god, she is only seventeen!” “I thought…well when I was fifteen I had…” “sshhh, she is coming, I don’t want you to ruin my meeting. This has to be completely secret…she is only seventeen.” “what do you think…” “shhhh, here, she’s coming!” “All right, mother I will depart, now” “CECILY, what a pleasure, why don’t you come sit on my lab, sweet child of jesus…have you missed me?”
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Queer : Lesbo sex can be fun.
by Queen_Latifah on Thursday, March 13 2003, African Time
Was chatting to lesbo-bud the other day, about sex. Which is probably not something that most gay men and women discuss much - with each other, anyway.
And it made me realise that the gender divide is not always insurmountable - considering the conversation, anyway.
Now, I know that there is a lot of interest in blowjobs out there - and I’m not for a minute saying that I’m not interested. Hell, there are few things nicer than being sucked - or sucking cock, for that matter (and, although it’s been years, I can’t say that I ever minded licking ‘ginie either - but, like I say, a long, long time ago).
But this conversation wasn’t about that, at all. It was about buggery, good old fashioned rumpy-pumpy, if you like.
And it was nice. Firstly, because it flowed, and secondly because it’s nice to talk about your experiences, and share them. Especially with a friend who gets it.
Anyway, the converation went a bit like this:
Queen Latifah: Well, I guess I do say some pretty weird things during sex.
Lesbi-Bud: Oh, like “oh yeah” - I can just imagine you, sounding like a porno script.
Queen Latifah: Well... that, yes. But it gets a bit boring. The last time I said something which surprised me.
Lesbi-Bud: Well?
Q L: “Fuck me harder”.
L-B: Really? Doesn’t it hurt?
Q L: Sort of - when a guy first goes in, it hurts like hell (stretched ringpiece, i guess) but once he's in, it helluva comfy (although I don't think I have a prostate - or there‘d be screaming)
L-B: Oh.
Q L: And then you just kinda want him in deeper.
L-B: That is such a turn on by the way... for the guy doing the fucking, well, I think so anyway.
Q L: I guess so. Although if you’ve got size issues it might make you feel unconfortable. Inadequate, anyway.
L-B: Hmmm....not the worst thing you can say in bed.
Q L: Nope, I’d say, “damn, I’ve lost my pet tarantula” would qualify, though.
And, more along those lines, and then the booze kicked in and the conversation sort of drifted elsewhere.
Pleasant, though. And lekker to talk about sex with someone who is interested, but disinterested. And the really nice thing about lesbians is that they’re women. So they aren’t nearly as graphic about sex as guys are.
Although if they were, could you imagine the conversation?
L-B: And then I licked her clit until she was trembling. God, she was shaking all over.
Q L: Uh-huh.
L-B: ...she was SWEATING - buckets, I tell you. And just shaking and whimpering.
Q L: and then?
L-B: Well, I put on the strap-on. You know, the 12-incher? The black one with the knobbles?
Q L: Raoul?
L-B: Uh huh.
Q L: And then?
L-B: And then I fucked her till her eyes popped out.
Q L: And then?
L-B: Oh, we took a 15 minute breather and did it again.
And, I must say, I’m quite grateful that girls ARE that little bit less graphic.
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Queer : Way to go
by Queen_Latifah on Thursday, December 08 2005, African Time
The song says that there are 50 ways to leave your lover. My guess is that there are probably more than that - after all, there are 6 billion people on the planet*, and most of them are going to pair up and break up at least once or twice in their lives, and, considering how varied human nature is, 50 is probably a conservative estimate.
I’ve dumped and been dumped in a few different ways over the years, and, since I’m too lazy to count them all, I'd be inclined to agree with Paul Simon's estimate, just for the sake of an easy life, mind.
When I’m feeling sorry for myself, I like to think that I’ve been broken up with more than I’ve been on the other end of the whole messy business, but the truth is it’s probably about equal.
Now, since it’s the holiday season, and no-one’s really in the mood for anything too serious (well, I’m not, anyway) instead of talking about how shit you feel after you get dumped, or how good you (might) feel after you’ve extricated yourself from a relationship, I’ll just share my five favorite breakup scenarios.
Don’t call me, I won’t call you -
This is the one where you’ve been seeing (dating, or maybe shagging) someone and it isn’t really going there for you - or for him. Generally, the way you know, is when he stops returning your calls, or sms’s or emails.
The signal is pretty clear, and when I’ve been on the receiving end, I’ve learned that the thing to do is not to keep sending more, and ever more desperate-sounding , messages. Take the hint. Lick your wounds. Move on.
Sure, it’s a nasty, cowardly way of doing things - but you’ll be amazed how many people don’t like confrontation.
Waiting, waiting.
Being stood up by someone is one of the cruelest things you can experience, or one of the ugliest things you can do. This hasn’t happened to me, and I haven’t done it to anyone, but it did happen to a friend of mine, and he was gutted.
He got the message, though. Probably effective when dealing with really clingy , needy types who just can’t get the message any other way. If it happens to you, best not to tell anyone you’re not paying a lot of money for therapy.
Let’s do this again, definitely.
This is a polite brush-off. If you’ve been seeing someone off-and-on, and they say something like this and then don’t call, or keep brushing you off, it’s best to get the message early.
The nice thing about this one is that you can salvage some of your dignity - tell yourself that the other person’s life just got kinda complicated and they couldn’t find a way of fitting you into it. (sure, it’s a bit delusional, but it’s better than having your pride shattered.
I‘ll be your substitute.
"I’m seeing someone else" is a pretty open-and-shut, no-bullshit way of ending a relationship. or being told that your relationship is over.
How you react depends on you, and the relationship. If it was just a fling, no matter how crazy you were about the other person, it’s easier to get over than if your long-term partner tells you he’s left you for someone else.
If it feels necessary, then make a scene. This is about the only time in your life when you can get away with it.
To be honest.
The best way - however shit it feels at the time - to be dumped is to be told that it’s over, you’re out, oh, and here’s why.
In the long run, once the hurt has passed, you’re going to understand that it’s over, and why it ended. If you’re the one breaking up with someone, it’s the most decent way of doing it - although it often involves confrontation, which, as I said, a lot of people loathe.
Actually, honesty has a lot to recommend it.
I met a guy a little while back - went out a couple of times - shagged (well, we were both horny) and then I decided he wasn’t quite my cup of tea (although I was his, apparently). I thought about just letting him sms until he got the message - and then though "fuck it". Replied to his last sms politely but firmly - something along the lines of thanks for the other night, not really interested in pursuing this.
Not perhaps the nicest way of doing things, but braver than I’ve ever been.
And, I guess, nicer than stringing him along. Been there, didn't like it.
Don‘t let the door hit your ass on the way out
My absolute worst experience, ever - not exactly a breakup story, since it was just a one-night-stand (afternoon, actually) - was the time I got treated like a whore. (Yeah, yeah, I know)
Met this guy, had a couple of beers, went back to his place, and shagged our brains out. And afterwards, well, you expect people to be ppleasant and polite (I always am) being sort of bundled out of the door by someone who clearly wants to get rid of you is one thing, but if, twenty minutes previously you had his cock halfway down your throat, you can't help but fee, well, slighted, I guess. (Of course, maybe that's what you get for screwing someone just because they bought you a beer).
I always think of that as "how not to do it" big time.
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Steps:
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Start your search online at the Gay and Lesbian Victory Fund (victoryfund.org). At their Web site you'll find information about gay and lesbian candidates and officeholders as well as ways to can get involved in some of their campaigns.
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Be sure to sign up for the Victory Fund's mailing list, too, so that they can keep you informed about what's going on with gay politicians in your community and across the country.
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Take your quest for information to a local library or bookstore and pick up a copy of "Trailblazers: Profiles of America's Gay and Lesbian Elected Officials" by Ken Yeager. It doesn't cover everyone that's in office now, but it's still a great resource.
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Stay at the library or bookstore and find a great book about one of America's first openly gay politicians. The book is called "Mayor of Castro Street: The Life and Times of Harvey Milk" by Randy Shilts.
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Look for one more book while you're there. While most people assume gay and lesbian politics is all about Democrats, Richard Tafel's book tackles what it's like to be an outsider in the gay community and an outsider within the Republican Party in "Party Crasher: A Gay Republican Challenges Politics as Usual."
Tips:
The first openly gay or lesbian elected official was Elaine Noble, elected to the Massachusetts Legislature in 1974. Now, there are more than 170 elected gays and lesbians.
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What is it about lesbian vampire stories that make them so irresistible and erotic? Is it the danger, the bad girl mystique, or the lure of the forbidden (or maybe just all those black clothes)? If you love a good girl-gets-the-girl vamp novel, check out “Vampire in Sensible Shoes” by Sasha Flynn (an online group friend of mine), which is published in its entirety here . The novel is about a young woman who is just coming out and her terror in dealing with a lesbian vampire she encounters while driving cross country from California to her new home in Gulfport Florida. Since the novel is in pdf format, you can save it to savor at your own pace (coffee breaks and lunch hour work good for me!). Just be sure to return to the Dream Passage site afterwards to rate the work or leave comments. The authors on Dream Passage publish their work for free to get feedback, encouragement, and hone their craft. And we get fiction for free.....a win/win situation!
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"Well am I or aren't I... a lesbian?"
This is a question that many young women might ask themselves as they grow up. Part of growing up is discovering your sexuality and learning about yourself - as all young people grow up they start to become aware of other people - and start to find them attractive. While most young women will be physically attracted to men, many may also feel attracted to other women. This doesn't necessarily mean you're a lesbian, though.
"I first starting thinking I was bisexual in 4th-5th grade. I never told anyone cuz I thought it was something everyone goes through." Michelle
"When I was young I always wanted to grow up and live with my best girlfriend, and that feeling never changed as I got older." Tammy
For some teens, these feelings might come from being really close to someone - a special friend, for example. These feelings could change after a while, and they find that they're attracted to boys, after all. Other teens might find that they're attracted to both boys and girls - which can be really confusing! And some girls find that they just keep on fancying other women. This is natural too, although working through these feelings is rarely easy it does get better.
"I have known I was a lesbian since 5th grade...I was sitting in class trying to have a fantasy about this guy everyone thought was soooo hot...but instead I started thinking about this girl Angela who I had known since pre school and I had always felt connected to her for some reason.... in my fantasy I kissed her...and from then on I sorta realized my feelings and knew..." Tricia
When you've been brought up to expect that you'll be attracted to boys it can be quite a shock to realise that you're interested in other women. Many teen lesbians say that they dated boys for a while, before they realised that they really wanted to be with a woman.
"I am 21, I have known since I was 16 even thought I have dated guys. I always knew being with a woman with more intimate and somehow, it always felt right. I loved the warmth and closeness you feel with a woman" Kayla
All these things are perfectly natural - but dealing with these feelings can be difficult. Don't worry, though - it does get easier!
"We had so much fun just playing around and flirting, I stared to really like her but I was like "omg I can't like a girl". I was really scared at the beginning but then things got easier." Linda
"What does it mean to be a lesbian?"
A lesbian is a girl who is only attracted to other women. A woman who fancies women and men might identify herself as bisexual .
It's not at all unusual for young people to wonder about their sexuality. And if you do see yourself as being a lesbian or bisexual - there are lots of other girls thinking the same thing - you're not alone!
"I felt alone and isolated. I still feel this way, but I don't let people know this, it's not their problem." Zak
"I felt so alone; I was ready to give up. Then I met my angel, I know she must have been sent to save me. I met her over the Internet and we immediately clicked." Charity
"Is being a lesbian 'normal'?"
"We're told that it's sick, or perverted, or sinful, or abnormal. But the people who tell us that are the same ones who say that women belong in the kitchen and that black people are inferior, and that handicapped people are useless. Who's to say what's normal?" Terry
Although being attracted to other women is natural, society does not generally approve of women being lesbians. However there are support groups and helplines, which can provide support and help make you feel more comfortable with your feelings.
"My school's really homophobic"
Unfortunately, not all people are sensible about sexuality. Some people are prejudiced against lesbians, or are scared of them - that's often where these jokes come from. This sort of prejudice against gay people and lesbians is called homophobia , and unfortunately, it's quite common in some parts of the world.
"I still have not told my parents for their strong religious beliefs has made them homophobics...but I will someday...I already came out to my friends....they were all cool with it" Jodie
Sometimes, people use their religion as an excuse for homophobia - this happens with all sorts of religions, not just Christianity. If you've been raised to believe in a particular faith, and then people tell you that your faith says people like you - lesbians, or bi girls - are bad, then it can be very upsetting and hard to deal with. But try to see it sensibly - no religions should be about hate, and the homophobic people are just reading it wrong.
"I used to wonder if it was my fault I'm this way. . . and I wondered 'Why me?' - then I realized I wouldn't be like this if God didn't want me to be. He made everyone unique. God meant for different people to like same sex and opposite sex. He doesn't' want everyone the same. That is what I believe." Michelle
It can make you feel terrible when people judge you and dislike you before they even know you - just because they can't handle what you are. Really, there's no easy answer to homophobia - try to remember that there are lots of people who aren't homophobic, and lots of parts of the world that aren't.
"To all those people who have a hate for gay people. Take a look at what I just said, but strip away my sexual orientation and who I choose to spend the rest of my life with in private. You'll see I give to the same charities, I work just as hard as you and I smile, cry, laugh and love just like you do. The only thing that makes me different is I don't hate you for falling in love with someone." Alison
"Was I born a lesbian?"
This is a question that's been asked for years and years - and it's still being asked now. No-one knows what makes someone a lesbian. Some people believe that lesbian, bi, or gay people choose their sexuality - and could choose to be straight, if they wanted. This belief is the one often associated with some religious and homophobic views.
"I've always know that I liked girls but I was never brave enough to come out and say it. I dated many guys hoping that would help to hide who i really was." Lynda
Some people suggest that people 'become' gay as a result of something to do with the way they were brought up, or because of something that happened in their childhood. This is also something that parents of gay people seem to worry about.
"Although I was born a lez, I didn't come out until I was 22." Chrislya
Many people wonder whether there is something that 'makes' people lesbian or gay. Although there is no concrete evidence that there is a 'gay gene', many people believe that lesbian or gay people are born lesbian or gay.
"How can science tell you what I am? I mean I've had boyfriends, and was happy with them, had girlfriends and may have boyfriends again for all I know. If it's a gay gene what's going on? Is it just turning itself on and off in my head? It doesn't feel like biology it feels like love." Jo
"I'm not sure about telling people..."
"You shouldn't feel pressured to tell anyone at all until you are comfortable with the idea of being a lesbian yourself. Be prepared that people's reactions will vary." Salima
If it is hard enough to accept that you are attracted to other women, it can be even harder trying to decide who to talk to about it. 'Coming out' is the process of accepting that you have lesbian or bisexual feelings and every lesbian and gay man can choose how open they are about their sexuality.
"Only tell someone if you feel you have enough support to face what may happen. Try to tell someone if you think you can't deal with these feelings alone anymore. If you think your family might flip out, tell someone who might be more impartial." Emma
However, because some people are prejudiced against lesbians and gay men, many lesbians put a lot of thought into who they first talk to about their sexual feelings. You may have a close friend, or a member of your family, who you feel could give you the support you need. But it's a good idea to be sure of their views on lesbians or gay men before you talk to them.
"When I told a couple of my friends, I told them I was no different now than I was five minutes before I told them, except that now I wasn't keeping a big secret from them." Nicki
You don't have to tell your parents if you don't want to. (We know this is easier said than done.) If you do tell them, there's the risk of causing problems. If you don't tell them it can feel like you're pretending to be someone else all the time.
"I told my parents I was gay when I knew that I couldn't change who I was or what I was going to be for the rest of my life.
But I don't think I had really approved of my lifestyle when I told them. They threw me out. I still talk to them. But my brother hasn't talked to me in 6 years. Now. Well now I have the most beautiful girlfriend I could ever ask for I run a young lesbian group through a youth programme. I'm back at school and I have a lovely house and the cutest puppy in the world. This Christmas my mum and dad bought my girlfriend a present and got her a lovely card. Time heals all. I have never been happier in my life." Alison
Being a lesbian is not a way of life, it's a part of life. Straight people are not defined just by who they are attracted to, so there is no reason why you should be. Lesbians can be of any nationality, personality type, have many different interests and jobs and may spend time in lesbian or gay pubs and clubs or not spend any time on the scene at all. Stereotypes don't really define anyone - you can be exactly the person you want to be.
"I know i want to spend the rest of my life with women and I think it is a big step coming out, but when you have done it then nothing can stop you. Life is so full of possibilites for lesbians now....go out and make the most of them, making your life just as you want it" Kayla
:: AVERT.org has many more personal stories from young lesbians talking about their experiences growing up and learning about their sexuality, and about coming out . We also have information and advice for teen lesbians about safer sex & AIDS and about having sex for the first time .
http://www.avert.org/lesbian1.htm
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