I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Tainted Tom.
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Hi.
Just got back from seeing Brokeback Mountain.
Good movie.
No bug guts on this thread yet.
I am not tainted. And I haven't said good bye, yet. 
I am still in charge!
oh fresh linen. leave the bug goo behind.
I would have been first if it wasn't for Tbogg.
That Rawls thread is some funny shit.
linen!
Wow, is Threadbot on overdrive?
BUG HUNT!!!
The story about cell phone lists beiong sold is scary and outrageous. Where are the congressional reps to make this shit illegal? Do they not care about this obvious breach of privacy?
Be honest. What are you people? One percent? I'm really amazed that a community of people like you can exist: such an extreme minority view, with NO dissention! How does that happen? What weird bubble-universe do you people inhabit?
Now I'm really serious when I ask dissenting voices to speak up. I want to find out if there really is this weird dissentionless extremity. It just seems beyond possibility. Is this the land of the 20 watt lightbulbs? What IS this? Tbogger! What have you done???
# posted by Alec Rawls : 6:27 PM
He's still at it. What fun.
Wow, is Threadbot on overdrive?
Eli
making up for being aWol last night US time. Glad I missed that 1500+ comment thread.
New thread?
The story about cell phone lists beiong sold is scary and outrageous. Where are the congressional reps to make this shit illegal? Do they not care about this obvious breach of privacy?
smalfish
They don't care about a breach of your privacy by them. They only care when you can breach their privacy.
I have a question...
Are people's homes really so stinky that they need all these airfreshener products?
"Tbogger"?
I like the tainted bugs.
I like the tainted bugs.
They make me feel like I've got to run away.
They don't care about a breach of your privacy by them. They only care when you can breach their privacy.
I don't really care about breaching their privacy- I would, however, like them to come over here and fucking jump on my razor sharp pitchfork.
Bye Bye Jaguars...
Are people's homes really so stinky that they need all these airfreshener products?
Yes.
Are people's homes really so stinky that they need all these airfreshener products?
four legs good, it's easier then washing the dishes, and bathroom.
But I think it would just be a flowery overlay on the basic funk of the house.
GO PATS!
flg mine is
New thread?
croach
That was supposed to be roach.
AS in Cock.
.
I like the tainted bugs.
Is that anything like "tainted love"?
four legs good,
You looking for that can of whoop ass again?
Are people's homes really so stinky that they need all these airfreshener products?
four legs good | Email | 01.07.06 - 10:25 pm | #
and why do we always have to watch people stuffing their faces with various food items? Truly gross!
4Legs--with 4 cats and a large dog, I do use scented candles in the evening and the occasional citrus oil to get rid of...dare I say it...the odor of dog flatulence.
EXPLAIN THEN THIS PAULEY SHORE!!!
The same theatre once featured "Michael Bey Apologizes for Every Movie He Ever Made and then gets Sledgehammered in the Head, which makes a hollow sound"
kei & yuri
Mr. Shore is George Bush's favorite metaphysical philosopher.
In the cast list, the EPA scientist (Gallagher) and his assistant (Carrot Top) were accidently omitted.
The people responsible for this omission have been sacked.
Soft Cell
Tainted Love Lyrics
Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night
(chorus)
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted love
Tainted love
Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't really want IT any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
And you'LL think love is to pray
But I'm sorry I don't pray that way
(chorus...)
Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm going to pack my things and go
Tainted love, tainted love (x2)
Touch me baby, tainted love (x2)
Tainted love (x3)
I just want to take this opportunity to remind everyone that goat cheese is delicious.
Are people's homes really so stinky that they need all these airfreshener products?
I've often wondered about this. As long as I remember to change the cats' litter box regularly, then it seems like the house smells fine to me without ODing on air freshener.
Is this the land of the 20 watt lightbulbs? What IS this? Tbogger! What have you done???
# posted by Alec Rawls : 6:27 PM
Someone else in the thread noted the tendency among the mental whackaloons to assume the mental superiority.
This character needs some strong meds and the folks like the Ma-ding-a-ling Marriage need to be whacked for feeding his delusions rather than urging the guy to find the serious professional medical assistance he needs.
Shameless blogwhore repost:
When Squirrels get pissed
British lawyers linked to $1m payment for favours at US Congress
By Philip Sherwell in Washington and David Harrison in London
(Filed: 08/01/2006)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/...MC-
new_08012006
A British law firm is at the centre of the investigation into America's biggest influence-buying scandal in decades.
The London-based solicitors, James & Sarch, channelled $1 million (£565,000) into a conservative United States pressure group linked to Jack Abramoff, the disgraced lobbyist.
The firm, which was dissolved in 2000, made the payment by a single cheque in June 1998 to the US Family Network, a now-defunct organisation that had close ties to the embattled Republican Congressman, Tom DeLay, and was largely funded by groups associated with Abramoff.
The revelations that the $1 million is thought to have originated from Russian oil and gas executives seeking to shape US legislation have fuelled pressure for a shake-up in the Republican leadership in Congress.
etc.
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The scandal-plagued Republican party.
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Soft Cell
Tainted Love Lyrics
I also really dig "Sex Dwarf".
(Sex dwarf, isn't it nice, luring disco dollies to a life of vice...)
jack the dog lives outside with occasional interior sojourns to survive firecracks on july 4 an dnew years.
Toons--that's true. I do clean the catbox once-twice a day, and we do tend to do dishes (although we have some in the sink at the moment). And laundry.
four legs good,
You looking for that can of whoop ass again?
Are you looking for a chance to run back to high school?
Are people's homes really so stinky that they need all these airfreshener products?
No. The firms try to make us believe otherwise, though. The same for all those deodorant ads.
Ok, who knew there were 18 different Sam Adams beer styles?
Not me.
David (Austin Tx) | Email | Homepage | 01.07.06 - 10:25 pm | #
No, but I do know that on their Winter Ale label, the use the wrong form of its/it's. All that money, and no proofreader.
"Giant beetles! My headache is bad enough!"
"Are people's homes really so stinky that they need all these airfreshener products?"
When one has 7 cats, one needs all the help one can get!
That is absolutely the worst French accent I have ever heard, including mine.
4Legs--with 4 cats and a large dog, I do use scented candles in the evening and the occasional citrus oil to get rid of...dare I say it...the odor of dog flatulence.
Dogs can be rather stinky.
Maxx prefers to potty outside these days. He is such a good boy.
I don't really care about breaching their privacy- I would, however, like them to come over here and fucking jump on my razor sharp pitchfork.
four legs good
Yeah, well the first ones that find the cell numbers of some of Henry Hyde's staff and buys the call records will be the one prompting urgent action on proper handling of consumer data by phone companies.
On the other hand, the government will still lean on the companies to be patriotic and co-operate with Big Brother, so you and I are still SOL.
Be honest. What are you people? One percent? I'm really amazed that a community of people like you can exist: such an extreme minority view, with NO dissention! How does that happen? What weird bubble-universe do you people inhabit?
Now I'm really serious when I ask dissenting voices to speak up. I want to find out if there really is this weird dissentionless extremity. It just seems beyond possibility. Is this the land of the 20 watt lightbulbs? What IS this? Tbogger! What have you done???
# posted by Alec Rawls : 6:27 PM
WHO is THAT fucking idiot???????
Problem solved!
Are people's homes really so stinky that they need all these airfreshener products?
Save money, buy a rosemary bush.
(keep the cats out of it though)
"Giant beetles! My headache is bad enough!"
I guess his headache is gone now.
United States: tangled in the briar patch and stuck on the tar-baby.
Are people's homes really so stinky that they need all these airfreshener products?
I've been in some rally REALLY rank houses, and I've been insiode million dollar homes. Most homes smell really great. Some of them have no smell and very few of them smell bad.
I had calculated a few years ago, that I have been in over ten thousand homes in my twentey one year career.
I guess his headache is gone now.
Or at least separated from the rest of him.
Jennifer wrote:
"you can draw a line that bisects any circular or semicircular, arced or crescent-shaped object, pavement pattern, wall, street curb, etc. that points to Mecca."
Okay, this is a great first step. It seems that Jennifer might think that a Mecca orientation would be significant, if I could convince her that, no, not everything is oriented towards Mecca.
Can't just ONE of you go to my posts and verify that the Mecca orientation of the crescent is REAL, so that those few of you who think that MIGHT matter can have reason to investigate further.
I just never imagined such an obtuse subculture could exist. Wow.
# posted by Alec Rawls : 7:15 PM
I haven't laughed this heartliy in a long time. He just keeps on going.
I vote that the blonde girl should get eaten.
Just for having an annoying scream.
okay where do they get these twenty shot shotguns. (btw game over)
The scandal-plagued Republican party.
That doesn't cut it anymore. How about "the evil incarnate Republican party"? I think they've earned it by now.
I had calculated a few years ago, that I have been in over ten thousand homes in my twentey one year career.
smalfish
Now, That's a Successful Career in burglary.
No. The firms try to make us believe otherwise, though. The same for all those deodorant ads.
Echidne of the snakes
I swear I saw a comercial where subtally the guy farts and is happy when the wife plugs in the air freshener.
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The MArch of the Prehistoric Beetles!!!
Coming to an Imax theatre near you!!
Good thing the kid landed on that dead guy.
I hate the fucking Patriots.
four legs good,
You looking for that can of whoop ass again?
Are you looking for a chance to run back to high school?
four legs good
You are being fucked with.
Happened to me the other night. Someone came in here posting Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds bs about me, and i had to defend my high ass to Central Scrutinizer. For starters.
Now, That's a Successful Career in burglary.
Only been to jail a few times.
She really doesn't do good girly scream, does she?
Cool.
Bugs crawling out of the dead guy.
Okay, that was gross.... the bugs coming out of the mouth thing.
The only time I even notice what the Snakepit Inc. smells like is when I have been away for a while. It doesn't smell bad, mostly of nothing and a little of the furniture wax I use on the inherited pieces.
Cool.
Bugs crawling out of the dead guy.
Nice touch. Doesn't actually make any sense, but looks cool.
Echidne--true. Mostly, I burn the candles because I love fragrance and candles.
You are being fucked with.
As soon as I posted that I remember the world's lamest name stealer was about earlier.
Idiot.
Ok, who knew there were 18 different Sam Adams beer styles?
one is Lambic under$30.00.
Nice touch. Doesn't actually make any sense, but looks cool.
Eli
Well, now we know that the big bugs lay their eggs in the carcasses of their victims.
Eli--who said that these movies had to make sense?
My car, however, does smell of dog. When I give people lifts they always roll the windows down.
You are being fucked with.
Happened to me the other night. Someone came in here posting Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds bs about me, and i had to defend my high ass to Central Scrutinizer. For starters.
Vicki, Who Adores Al Gore
Oh, I saw right through that BS, though I'm sure trollie thought it was being clever.
Nice touch. Doesn't actually make any sense, but looks cool.
Yah.
I'll have to post up the photo I took of all the fake body parts at the movie shoot.
Teh cool in a quite disgusting way.
OK, I promise not to kill this thread like the one I did below.
Well, now we know that the big bugs lay their eggs in the carcasses of their victims.
And they hatch after about an hour or two.
I only got into invention for the smell of ozone from the Van der Graaf generators.
Well, the buxom blonde laboratory assistants were the other attraction.
I had an epiphany the other day. Maybe 5% of republicans actually benefit from republican policies. The other 95% are dupes.
I'll have to post up the photo I took of all the fake body parts at the movie shoot.
Teh cool in a quite disgusting way.
Oh, sweet. Please do.
My car, however, does smell of dog. When I give people lifts they always roll the windows down.
The advantage of having a cat is that they do NOT enjoy riding in your car.
one is Lambic under$30.00.
1watt Silver Back
Really?
I have had their Triple Bock before it aged long enough. Pretty good, but I wish I'd had it 3 years later.
satchel - I think Alec was outside Vicki's door a while back.
Oh, sweet. Please do.
They're on my laptop, which is at the office. I'll do it next week.
Oh, I saw right through that BS, though I'm sure trollie thought it was being clever.
Central Scrutinizer | 01.07
But it really did bug me alot. It hurt my feelings.
Only been to jail a few times.
smalfish
Hah!
Do tell.
(not really funny tho)
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4Legs--how is Maxx going to the vet? Mine would rather do anything but ride in the car.
The other 95% are dupes.
Yeah, and I've found I have absolutely nothing in common with them. It's like they exist on another level several levels away.
The other 95% are dupes.
Yeah..., but we need to make them our dupes.
I had to rewind the LifeAlert commercial for another look at the name "Dr. Ronald Schnitman"...
Echidne of the snakes
a nice 1914 costume for Cleopatra with Theda Bera.
http://www.oakparkjournal.com/St...ent-Vamp-
sm.jpg
I once went into this ladys house and had to go into her back bathroom. This lady, I swear, smoked all her cigarettes in there. I left that house and nearly gave up smoking. Literally, I gave up smoking for at least a few hours.
4Legs--how is Maxx going to the vet? Mine would rather do anything but ride in the car.
He yelps the whole way. I can hardly blame him since awful things always happen to him there.
wow, this thread is like 14 mins. old and it's like an alternative universe.
How about it NTodd? Are you going to be consumed by an alien again this evening? I'm in the mood to put you back in your place again.
The advantage of having a cat is that they do NOT enjoy riding in your car.
four legs good
My cat Amelia (best cat ever) used to love riding in the car. She'd drape herself over the seat next to my head and purr like she was being petted.
watch out for the pinchers kid!
Yeah..., but we need to make them our dupes.
Did somebody say boo-boop-be-dupe?
It's like they exist on another level several levels away.
They know not what they do. Make them our uncommon paralevels.
Republican unanswerable question:
If Bush didn't lie about wmd and it was bad intel, why was no one fired for it and why did he give the man who gave hime the intel a Presidential Medal of Freedom?
This question is great because either Bush is a lier or is completly incompetent (we know that it is both).
Yeah, and I've found I have absolutely nothing in common with them. It's like they exist on another level several levels away.
Yeah, me too.
Echidne of the snakes
a nice 1914 costume for Cleopatra with Theda Bera.
OOOh! If I come to the EschaCon I will wear one of those! It will be fun.
Evening, 'bats.
Just got back from a very nice dinner at the local restaurant.
Some real good flounder, corn on the cob and a nice big salad.
I left that house and nearly gave up smoking. Literally, I gave up smoking for at least a few hours.
Gave up on smoking, or just didn't need to?
Hurry up you stupid kid.
Alec Rawls is great. We must say that we enjoy history official and not, real conspiracy theory, disinformation ("crap") conspiracy theory, insane conspiracy theory, the occult, propaganda, and all creative nonfiction. This idea of Rawls' is the first we have heard of alignment with Mecca; the concept he mangled is that a structure or a rectangular (decidedly not crescent-shaped) niche point toward Mecca's general direction (with wild inaccuracy). Even this would mean nothing. We both thought that the 93 memorial was clearly a (spiral because of its uneven ends), or a dais being a big raised disk, not a crescent. The crescent is only tenable in the totally distorted colored-in version produced by freepers.
I met a reformed bushite today, and didn't even bother to ask why. I'm just happy to see others join the team.
Central--does Trout enjoy the car? My dog loves to go for rides. She sits in the passenger seat and just looks blissful.
Miles really deserves to fall into that cravasse. Annoying little kid.
"My car, however, does smell of dog. "
The wife rescued two wet and bouncy dogs (they belonged together) and transported them to a nearby vet office. Turned out the vet knew them and called their owners. It all turned out well.
Except that it has taken two years for the doggie scent to clear out of the Van. One trip is all it took.
Another Cleopatra costume with theda wearing a snakebra.
http://f99.middlebury.edu/
FS013A...da_snakebra.jpg
Gave up on smoking, or just didn't need to?
I'm thinking both. I almost had to puke while I was in there.
He yelps the whole way. I can hardly blame him since awful things always happen to him there.
Jon Stewart had a great bit about this in his pre-TDS days. His cat was enjoying being out of the house for the first time, right up until the rectal thermometer.
After that, the cat thought that was what "Outside" was all about, and every time Jon went out, the cat would give him this weird look like, "You *like* that???"
The advantage of having a cat is that they do NOT enjoy riding in your car.
Not necessarily, I have one cat who doesn't mind, but the other hates it.
Central--does Trout enjoy the car?
Do fish like water?
OOOh! If I come to the EschaCon I will wear one of those! It will be fun.
You mean "when", right?
one is Lambic under$30.00.
1watt Silver Back
Really?
the last yr. I had the liquor store they included a straberry lambic in the seasonal variety pack, I assume they sell that in a six pack at regular price.
Beetle intestines.
Lindsay Lohan's boobs.
Um... what was the other no-no? Recipes?
Anyway, now this thread's ruined. Atrios better start a new one. Sorry.
Where's the Wizard?
When and where would the next EschaCon occur...?
Privacy, shmivacy:
Homeland Security Dept. opening private mail
Sleep...
My cat Amelia (best cat ever) used to love riding in the car. She'd drape herself over the seat next to my head and purr like she was being petted.
Central Scrutinizer
Friend of mine in Calgary has a cockatoo.
That bird LOVES riding in a car.
She has a car seat thingy like you would use for a small dog - and Mango sits in that.
T2--ruining threads is so much fun!
My cat Amelia (best cat ever) used to love riding in the car. She'd drape herself over the seat next to my head and purr like she was being petted.
Central Scrutinizer
That is my Comso the Kitty Cramer. He just hangs. He is so cool.
Last night, I was dog sitting. Gonzo. He found a way to worm his furry self into my bed ~ he thought that he could snuggle next to me. He was right.
Dang, I kinda like that snakebra. Interesting wimmen in the 20s.
I did a long paper on the natural resouces of Switzerland back in college and I'm pretty sure there weren't emeralds under the Alps.
Another Cleopatra costume with theda wearing a snakebra.
She looks frightening in that outfit. It would look better on me, probably.
bout time for Baldy to get eaten
One of my cats also enjoys riding in my canoe.
Dukes of Hazard has a great sound track.
Mountain, Mississippy Queen
Funk 49, Joe Walsh, way back.
Gotta get both CDs
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I asked the DirectTV guy if I would have the cable news outlets and he didn't know. He got really confused about why I was asking that. He did tell me I would have all the ESPN channels, though.
I met a reformed bushite today, and didn't even bother to ask why. I'm just happy to see others join the team.
Central Scrutinizer
Not enough of them seeing the light, though!
I knew it!
Cut Marcel in half.
Tres, cool.
That is going to take a lot of stitches to fix.
It would look better on me, probably.
Post a photo!
OOOh! If I come to the EschaCon I will wear one of those! It will be fun.
You mean "when", right?
Eli, I hope to make it, but I don't know what the dates are, yet. Some dates are easier than others.
Monsieur and I usually get a little room in our bed after the kitties all take their rightful places.
Ha Ha!
Does Puck like food?
Central--does Trout enjoy the car?
Do fish like water?
sorry it was cranberry:
http://tuoppi.oulu.fi/kbs-bin/di...ectbeer?
Nr=1046
Just got back from a very nice dinner at the local restaurant. Got stood up again. Is it because i'm so dman fat?
Some real good flounder, corn on the cob and a nice big salad for appetizers. Then I hunkered down to a 20 ounce T-Bone, three baked potatoes, a bucket of greens, and a dozen rolls.
Incog--cable news outlets all included in Basic Plus.
Cut Marcel in half.
Tres, cool.
If anyone ever deserved to be cut in half, he was it.
uh oh
Here's what Ann Althouse said to me tonight:
"You're a political partisan, constantly hostile to me because you perceive me (incorrectly) as a partisan of the other side. Why should I even talk to people like you and Ted (Barlow, from Crooked Timber)? It's not a real conversation."
I swear to Jesus this is the funniest thing I have ever read on any of the Intenets.
I haven't been watching much news lately, anyway, but it does indeed have it all. There's like over 1000 channels going on in every language. And the reception is awesome. Much better than cable which surprised me.
Ah, the egg chamber.
Now, where's the queen?
(and can't anyone write a fucking HORROR movie without ripping off Aliens?)
“This process isn’t something we’re trying to hide,” Mohan said, noting the wording on the agency’s Web site. “We’ve had this authority since before the Department of Homeland Security was created,” Mohan said.
Since when, EXACTLY?
Eli, I hope to make it, but I don't know what the dates are, yet. Some dates are easier than others.
Vicki, are you open to requests?
"You're a political partisan, constantly hostile to me because you perceive me (incorrectly) as a partisan of the other side. Why should I even talk to people like you and Ted (Barlow, from Crooked Timber)? It's not a real conversation."
Good grief.
Then I hunkered down to a 20 ounce T-Bone, three baked potatoes, a bucket of greens, and a dozen rolls.
The AnnieLimpy Troll
Incog--only time we ever lost satellite was during a really severe windstorm--once.
"If anyone ever deserved to be cut in half, he was it.
four legs good"
Nobody deserves to die like that. Now if they cut him in half vertically, well that would be different.
No whiny ass titty babies at Washington Post sports section.
speedy, my 130lb kitchen hound likes riding in a car, but;
driving fast,
other cars,
bridges,
changes in the pavement such as anti-skid grooves,
or almost anything else scares him.
So when he's riding you've got this huge beast that ricocheting all over the place. My best answer is to drive at 35 mph or 45 and let the other drivers cuss at me.
Just got back from a very nice dinner at the local restaurant. Got stood up again. Is it because i'm so dman fat?
Some real good flounder, corn on the cob and a nice big salad for appetizers. Then I hunkered down to a 20 ounce T-Bone, three baked potatoes, a bucket of greens, and a dozen rolls.
The tranvestite sock puppet is at it again, I see.
Hey, Annie - just because you're jealous of the Echatonian Ladies....
I swear to Jesus this is the funniest thing I have ever read on any of the Intenets.
She is either incredibly stupid or incredibly dishonest, and most likely both.
I swear to Jesus this is the funniest thing I have ever read on any of the Intenets.
Have you read the Rawls thread at Tbogg? I'm still reading it and honestly, I don't want it to end.
Sallyh, that's what he said. Never lose reception.
Incog--only time we ever lost satellite was during a really severe windstorm--once.
My brother in law has it and it's CONSTANTLY going out.
Could be because he's in Houston and there's a lot of bullshit in the air.
Might be blocking the signal from the satellite.
I actually bought DirectTV the first week they were sold....
Had it for years and years...love it!
Because of location I am using cable now...and I miss DirectTV. The Guide is awesome.
No date again. Just another night hitting the bottle and bitching about Bush.
My life sucks.
Did somebody say boo-boop-be-dupe?
somebody corrected my erroneous twilight zone reference to the outer limits. which if accurate is fair enuf. but geeze. and no comment on your excellent pics. blogworld is a strange world...
My cat Amelia (best cat ever) used to love riding in the car. She'd drape herself over the seat next to my head and purr like she was being petted.
Central Scrutinizer
Took LC with us on an emergency trip to Dallas in the dead of nite.
He loved it.
Snuck him into the hotel room, he had a blast.
Still, he hated cars after that.
Going to the Vet maybe?
(and Moe/LC was the best cat ever)
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My cat Amelia (best cat ever) used to love riding in the car. She'd drape herself over the seat next to my head and purr like she was being petted.
Central Scrutinizer
Took LC with us on an emergency trip to Dallas in the dead of nite.
He loved it.
Snuck him into the hotel room, he had a blast.
Still, he hated cars after that.
Going to the Vet maybe?
(and Moe/LC was the best cat ever)
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She is either incredibly stupid or incredibly dishonest, and most likely both.
Definitely both.
Not a doubt in my mind.
Liberal Lurker,
Will you go on a date with me?
Annie The Whore can't afford to go to a nice restaurant.
As for Terry being stood up, how the fuck does SHE know?
AnnieLimpy herself is either about 400 lbs. or is a crack whore.
Incog--only time we ever lost satellite was during a really severe windstorm--once.
I have Dish Network. I am very happy with it, tho I have to admit that we have had problems with their recievers. The one I am watching right now is bad and is going to be replaced. The other one, that has HDTV was replace awhile back. They say, we should be turning the system completly off, which we had not been doing.
No date again. Just another night hitting the bottle and bitching about Bush.
My life sucks.
Mine too...here I am watching a crappy Sci Fi movie on a Saturday night!
All the mail we ever got back from senators was opened, but we "reasonabled" it to cheap mass-mailing glue.
My life sucks.
Terry C, Hates Bush!
yes it does because you are a worthless piece of shit, just like bush.
Ignore the idiot.
No date again. Just another night hitting the bottle and bitching about Bush.
The AnnieLimpy Troll
HOW does this bitch know that someone didn't have a date?
but geeze. and no comment on your excellent pics. blogworld is a strange world...
Heh. I'm used to it. The latest batch of NYCreepiness isn't super-great, but I still have some good non-creepy stuff in reserve.
Ignore the idiot.
four legs good
Easier said than done.
The cunt doesn't leave when she's ignored.
In fact, she steps up the attacks.
Vicki, are you open to requests?
Eli
Yes, and also, I thought Labor Day worked well...
but we need a discussion. That is what the first post is about. I have the web site ready to go,I just want Tena's approval I sent her the link tonight. Tena will rock, I have no doubt.
I used to have a calico kitty named Spot. She enjoyed sitting on my shoulder during bike rides. We got the oddest looks.
Ooo, I like how you can hear the bugs' footprints on the tin roof. Nice touch.
Heh. I'm used to it. The latest batch of NYCreepiness isn't super-great, but I still have some good non-creepy stuff in reserve.
I liked it.
That's the best thing about NY, all the weird stores.
Hi, Vicki!
Speaking of being cut in half....has anyone else seen the beginning of Ghost Ship, where the cable is tightened until it snaps, sending it whizzing through a party on deck and cutting everyone neatly into pieces?
Grotesque. People lying on the deck, reaching with their arms to move the lower, now disconnecte, parts of their bodies back into place.
hey we need some of them laser guns from this movie for troll retardant!
John Madden has the biggest head I've ever seen. He makes me nervous.
Yes, and also, I thought Labor Day worked well...
It's too close to start of term for some of us.
MOAB!!!
way back when, I had two cats that lived with my german sheperd, and thought they were dogs too ( they would fetch). I would walk the dog around the block and the cats would walk alongside him. It wasn't long before I started seeing the neighbors trying to walk their cats with long strings tied to them.
Yes, of course it roars.
No date again. Just another night hitting the bottle and bitching about Bush.
Actually, I'm just in from a date. Don't drink and I don't bitch about Bush, I rip him.
It's such fun when a troll here on a Saturday night mocks the Eschaton community for it's lack of a social life. Especially now that we know that some of them really, truly are frat boys.
Does anyone else here think that John Madden is enamoured of the sound of his own voice?
Ripped off from Herbert's The Green Brain?
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I think the mom should take one of those shotgun shells to her daughter. Wow, she has a totally grating scream.
euuuughh! Bug guts on the head!
I liked it.
That's the best thing about NY, all the weird stores.
Well, thanks.
Speaking of being cut in half....has anyone else seen the beginning of Ghost Ship, where the cable is tightened until it snaps, sending it whizzing through a party on deck and cutting everyone neatly into pieces?
Grotesque. People lying on the deck, reaching with their arms to move the lower, now disconnecte, parts of their bodies back into place.
That was *awesome*! Rest of the movie, well... not so much.
Grotesque. People lying on the deck, reaching with their arms to move the lower, now disconnecte, parts of their bodies back into place.
Yes, grotesque and pointless.
It had nothing to do with the polot whatsoever.
That surely had to be the worst ghost film ever.
Well, I did have a date tonight. But as soon as he saw me tear through seven courses, he seemed to lose interest.
Sometimes my appetite gets the best of me.
Monsieur's awake. He's going, "Eat the kids! Eat the kids!"
The sound effects in this aren't too bad.
It's such fun when a troll here on a Saturday night mocks the Eschaton community for it's lack of a social life. Especially now that we know that some of them really, truly are frat boys.
EPT
Fat Ugly Frat Boys.
Who have REAL problems with women!
Have you read the Rawls thread at Tbogg? I'm still reading it and honestly, I don't want it to end.
Central Scrutinizer
One thing that stuns me about you is that we are so in touch with these issues. Are you part of NSA?
Does anyone else here think that John Madden is the same size or bigger than me?
I do have more jowels than him.
Except for the bug roaring like an elephant.
Hey, did anyone bother to grab and emerald or two?
Monsieur's awake. He's going, "Eat the kids! Eat the kids!"
It's wonderfull when you can segue directly from a fever dream into the movie on TV in front of you.
Ah, yes. I know that scat. It is Ted. I wouldn't mock anyone on their looks, Ted. Next time I might post pictures.
Well, I did have a date tonight. But as soon as he saw me tear through seven courses, he seemed to lose interest.
The AnnieLimpy Troll
Cunt, you couldn't get a man to get interested in you to take you out.
Why don't you get a life?
way back when, I had two cats that lived with my german sheperd, and thought they were dogs too ( they would fetch). I would walk the dog around the block and the cats would walk alongside him. It wasn't long before I started seeing the neighbors trying to walk their cats with long strings tied to them.
1watt Silver Back | Email | 01.07.06 - 10:57 pm | #
my current batch of cats love to take walks with the dogs. Follow us all over the neighborhood, they do.
Speaking of being cut in half....has anyone else seen the beginning of Ghost Ship, where the cable is tightened until it snaps, sending it whizzing through a party on deck and cutting everyone neatly into pieces?
Best part of that whole movie.
but what about the bugs that made it to the surface?
Surely Mome and Screaming MiMi didn't get them all!
If I took a drink every time Madden said Corey Dillon was "playing mad" I would be on my ass.
Monsieur's awake. He's going, "Eat the kids! Eat the kids!"
Or at least eat the girl. She is totally annoying.
Thersites: I do stand by the "actual damage" position. I think we've revealed to the enemy that we were monitoring them in a way that wasn't publicly known before. That's a shocking thing, tipping off the enemy. How dare anyone do that on their own analysis that it's really on balance for the good? How dare they, during a war?
stupid bitch.
WE ARE AT WAR!!!
i cannot believe all these people with higher degrees are taking this position. unless they are partisan, and moreover, stupid.
You know, the daughter's scream thing is very much like the queen's scream thing. You don't suppose . . . ?
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Does anyone else here think that John Madden is the same size or bigger than me?
I do have more jowels than him.
The AnnieLimpy Troll
(A) You can't spell.
(b) You seem to have a fixation on people's weight.
(c) You're a loser.
(d) Get lost!
Just another night hitting the bottle and bitching about Bush.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
SHG--in my last wave of cats, we had 2 that would follow us the entire way when we walked.
So what does dicklimpy do to turn her dates off? Fart in the tub and snap at the bubbles?
....oh, I'm channelling now...I see the ATHF episode where the Spacecataz short at the beginning has Emory and Oglethorpe taunting the Mooninites about how "you eat your own farts!" as the Mooninites are spray-painting the phrase on the outside of Emory and Oglethorpe's spaceship....
Ohhhh!
Dino Croc.
Another ridiculously bad movie.
Thersites: I do stand by the "actual damage" position. I think we've revealed to the enemy that we were monitoring them in a way that wasn't publicly known before. That's a shocking thing, tipping off the enemy.
Riiiight. The terrorists never ever would have guessed that we might be eavesdropping on them.
I'd rather apply the bottle to Bush. And he'd love to be plied with one.
4Legs--Dinocroc is fun, but Monsieur insists I've seen it too many times already.
So I gave up the TV.
Someday, I'm going to have to inform him that illness is no excuse for claiming the TV.
Posted earlier today, but worth repeating:
Terry C, sweetie-- and I do not call you "sweetie" lightly-- even as a doubting Trollshunner I enjoy watching you regularly engage trolls.
It is like watching a really good skeet-shooter at work.
But I urge you consider filtering out any abominable and reprehensible personal insults and jeers flung by these buzzards.
You shouldn't even have to acknowledge, must less respond to, such scurrilous personal attacks.
(Actually, that part of your exchange is more like watching someone burn out a tick infestation with a lit cigarette. Kind of like indoor skeet shooting, in a way.)
I hope it's clear that I'm not faulting or criticizing you in any way. I just think it's a shame that you need to expend energy against cheap shots from low-lives.
Because one of the nice things here is that we recognize what a splendid group of good-looking, intelligent, talented, and convivial folks we truly are.
On average, anyway.
Little Brøther | Email | 01.07.06 - 2:46 pm | #
Thersites: I do stand by the "actual damage" position. I think we've revealed to the enemy that we were monitoring them in a way that wasn't publicly known before. That's a shocking thing, tipping off the enemy.
Yep. And it would never occur to them to use code.
She is as dumb as a bag of hammers.
Tremors II on AMC!
Wicked Wildfires.
The entire state of Texas is ready to go up in flames due to the extreme drought conditions we are seeing here, and the only headline the local CBS news channel can come up with is Wicked Wildfires?
How about, hey dumbasses, stop starting fires around here before you destroy half a city.
I probably shouldn't have worn a skirt. It's not hard to miss my cottage cheese thighs.
So what does dicklimpy do to turn her dates off? Fart in the tub and snap at the bubbles?
What dates?
The freak spends all her time here stalking another woman.
How creepy is that?
cats, we had 2 that would follow us the entire way when we walked
My cats also enjoy joining me for a walk along the river behind my house. They relish the opportunity to explore the marsh and check out strange territory.
Riiiight. The terrorists never ever would have guessed that we might be eavesdropping on them.
Yeah, dumb as grass-roots Republicans, those terrorists.
She is either incredibly stupid or incredibly dishonest, and most likely both.
But egads she's hilarious....
I probably shouldn't have worn a skirt. It's not hard to miss my cottage cheese thighs.
AnnieLimpy Troll
Why are you so worried about another woman's thighs?
What a nutcase.
cats, we had 2 that would follow us the entire way when we walked
Maxx always escorts me when I'm taking out the trash.
SHG--in my last wave of cats, we had 2 that would follow us the entire way when we walked.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere | Email | Homepage | 01.07.06 - 11:03 pm |
Sallyh, they sure are interesting creatures. My son informed me that one previously standoffish individual has done a 180* turn into the "cat of the house" due to his getting her high.
He maintains that you can get cats stoned by blowing smoke in their ears. I maintain they have to inhale. Do you
(or anyone else) know the current thinking on how to get a cat buzzed?
God is pissed at Bush, and He's going to keep setting fires until He burns down all that "brush" that Bush so loves to clear on his faux ranch, thereby removing from Chimpy his one and only activity from which he receives any feeling of competence.
Yeah, dumb as grass-roots Republicans
I've always wondered if the trolls are grass root repubs or some of their shining stars.
That TBoggs thread is funny. Internets are good that way, to meet a lot of people even crazier than I am.
But egads she's hilarious....
She gives me the creeps, to be honest.
Just another night hitting the bottle and bitching about Bush.
spend 14 yrs being self employed, working 11 hrs a day 365 days a yr.. then come around and tell me what I can do.
Because one of the nice things here is that we recognize what a splendid group of good-looking, intelligent, talented, and convivial folks we truly are.
Which pisses the trolls off because they're jealous!
And it would never occur to them to use code.
Or the couriers they already trust with their money.
know the current thinking on how to get a cat buzzed
How could you tell/
The entire state of Texas is ready to go up in flames due to the extreme drought conditions we are seeing here, and the only headline the local CBS news channel can come up with is Wicked Wildfires?
Fires everywhere around the DFW metroplex. Local news just said that NOAA weather radio is going to be broadcasting fire alerts now.
Ministers Say They Blessed
Seats Ahead of Alito Hearing
By JUNE KRONHOLZ
Staff Reporter of THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
January 5, 2006 7:20 p.m.
http://online.wsj.com/public/art....html?
mod=blogs
WASHINGTON -- Insisting that God "certainly needs to be involved" in the Supreme Court confirmation process, three Christian ministers today blessed the doors of the hearing room where Senate Judiciary Committee members will begin considering the nomination of Judge Samuel Alito on Monday.
Capitol Hill police barred them from entering the room to continue what they called a consecration service. But in a bit of one-upsmanship, the three announced that they had let themselves in a day earlier, touching holy oil to the seats where Judge Alito, the senators, witnesses, Senate staffers and the press will sit, and praying for each of the 13 committee members by name.
"We did adequately apply oil to all the seats," said the Rev. Rob Schenck, who identified himself as an evangelical Christian and as president of the National Clergy Council in Washington.
etc.
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Seriously.
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SHG - blow the smoke in their ears, it works.
My cat has developed a fetish for celery; gets her high just like catnip. Weird.
But egads she's hilarious....
What's sadder than a perfectly stupid winger who doesn't even grasp how funny they are?
Nuttin, I tells ya.
How about, hey dumbasses, stop starting fires around here before you destroy half a city.
David (Austin Tx) | Email | Homepage | 01.07.06 - 11:07 pm | #
I especially like the "Burn Ban Specials" at the local fireworks shops here in Wimberley. Talk about a bag of hammers!
That TBoggs thread is funny. Internets are good that way, to meet a lot of people even crazier than I am.
Echidne of the snakes
Oh, this be definitely the place for that...
But in a bit of one-upsmanship, the three announced that they had let themselves in a day earlier, touching holy oil to the seats where Judge Alito, the senators, witnesses, Senate staffers and the press will sit, and praying for each of the 13 committee members by name.
Perhaps all the rethugs who are minions of satan will burst into flame on national TV?
That would be entertaining.
Do you (or anyone else) know the current thinking on how to get a cat buzzed?
Hash brownies?
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Ah, yes. I know that scat. It is Ted. I wouldn't mock anyone on their looks, Ted. Next time I might post pictures.
EPT
I'm kind of new here.
Who's this Ted I hear about and what's his problem with women?
Sounds like HE's that dicklimpy troll!
How bad are the fire in Tx these days?
willie mcginnest....we came out and wanted to work hard.
you get the same level of analysis from our president but he isnt and NFL all star defensive linebacker.
No date again. Just another night hitting the bottle and bitching about Bush.
My life sucks.
Terry C, Hates Bush!
I was basically single for 18 years.
A couple brief fucked up almost relationships.
All I can say is leave yourself open to anything.
Melissa is way to young for me, or so they say. I tried to run her off when I saw where she was coming from. None the less, It's been hard because of our age difference, but damn well worth it.
What i'm trying to say is, I saw so many oportunities not happen because it wasn't just right.
Do like Melissa did (and me). Find what you want, don't be afraid to make a fool of yourself, and make it happen.
If it does not work, do it again.
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know the current thinking on how to get a cat buzzed
How could you tell/
doug, | 01.07.06 - 11:09 pm | #
with this one you really can. She has had a permanent pissed off look since she was a kitten. Now she doesn't look so angry all the time. She is much more personable now and even tolerates a very exuberant Catahoula dog much of the time.
I especially like the "Burn Ban Specials" at the local fireworks shops here in Wimberley. Talk about a bag of hammers!
SHG have stickhorse will trave
And our idiot governor saying "Pretty please, don't light fireworks on New Years Eve".
Damn fool is damned lucky my house didn't burn to the ground with all the fireworks going off.
g'nite moonbats. fun today.
going to do some reading, either a hornblower book or 1776 or the latest philip roth on USA loses WWII.
Ministers Say They Blessed
Seats Ahead of Alito Hearing...
Pointy heads, pointy pointy...
Now do ya get it?
How bad are the fire in Tx these days?
Does'nt seem like they are all that big, but they seem to be getting very numerous. It won't be long, before we start seeing million dollar homes going up in smoke. Saw a report, just now, where a fire started in an a lley and burned up a relativley new home in SW Ft Worth.
Seriously.
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QuentinCompson | Homepage | 01.07.06 - 11:10 pm | #
wonder how that would play if it had been a coven of witches?
How about, hey dumbasses, stop starting fires around here before you destroy half a city.
Well, at least the outlying winger infested burbs will go up first.
Oh, wait, you live out there don't you? egads.
They are so fucking stupid.
agAge
Don't give the namestealing troll advice.
It just encourages it.
It is so messed up, it's in here stalking one of our regulars.
How creepy!
Maxx always escorts me when I'm taking out the trash.
My Sophia escorts me to the corner store. Or halfway, anyway, before we get to the main drag, which is probably why she's lived so long. Smart kitty, avoids cars.
That Rawls guy is kwaaaaazy!
SHG, Catahoula dog. Is that one of these?
http://cldbb-web.tripod.com/site...rd-dog-
0004.jpg
"We did adequately apply oil to all the seats," said the Rev. Rob Schenck,
Big dry-cleaning bills coming his way.
"The entire state of Texas is ready to go up in flames due to the extreme drought conditions we are seeing here, and the only headline the local CBS news channel can come up with is Wicked Wildfires?
Fires everywhere around the DFW metroplex. Local news just said that NOAA weather radio is going to be broadcasting fire alerts now."
The prospect of summer is really beginning to scare me a bit. We had a 100 acre fire this week. Not sure what else is going on around San Antonio at the moment, but I can't think of a time in 30 years that it was this bad this early in so many places.
the three announced that they had let themselves in a day earlier, touching holy oil to the seats where Judge Alito, the senators, witnesses, Senate staffers and the press will sit
Greasing their asses, eh...
Damn fool is damned lucky my house didn't burn to the ground with all the fireworks going off.
There weren't nearly as many inside Austin this year.
Oh, wait, you live out there don't you? egads.
They are so fucking stupid.
four legs good
Yes, I do live out here in the burbs. There is going to be a fire here before too long that takes out 5,000 homes unless people start being more careful.
But in a bit of one-upsmanship, the three announced that they had let themselves in a day earlier, touching holy oil to the seats where Judge Alito, the senators, witnesses, Senate staffers and the press will sit, and praying for each of the 13 committee members by name.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(gasps)
hahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love feeding the trolls. I'm good at it aren't I?
Do you (or anyone else) know the current thinking on how to get a cat buzzed?
Not cat nip?
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How about, hey dumbasses, stop starting fires around here before you destroy half a city.
Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn!
Burnin'!
To mass fires, yes! One hundred stories high
People gettin' loose y'all gettin' down on the roof - Do you hear?
(the folks are flaming)Folks were screamin' - out of control
It was so entertainin' - when the boogie started to explode
I heard somebody say
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burnin'!
Satisfaction (uhu hu hu) came in the chain reaction
(burnin') I couldn't get enough, (till I had to self-destroy)so I had to
self destruct, (uhu hu hu)
The heat was on (burnin'), rising to the top, huh!
Everybody's goin' strong (uhu hu hu)
And that is when my spark got hot
I heard somebody say
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down, yoh!
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burnin'!
Up above my head I hear music in the air - I hear music!
That makes me know there's (somebody)a promise somewhere
Satisfaction came in a chain reaction - Do you hear?
I couldn't get enough, so I had to self destruct,
The heat was on, rising to the top
Everybody's goin' strong
That is when my spark got hot
I heard somebody say
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno! (Aah yeah!)
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno, yeah!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
I just can't stop
When(till) my spark gets hot
Just can't stop
When my spark gets hot
I for one, welcome our new fire overlords!
Damn fool is damned lucky my house didn't burn to the ground with all the fireworks going off.
The worst is when the amateur fireworks techs are dumber than self-blasting NRA members and aim the rockets right into other people's yards.
Isn't tom delay announcing he won't try to regain his position as majority leader kind of like the detroit lions announcing they will not seek to win super bowl 40?
I love feeding the trolls. I'm good at it aren't I?
Liberal Lurker
How mature. Now it's namestealing someone else.
The story they did on the news, I think some guy got a flat tire on his semi or some sort of truck.
When he took the flat tire off the truck, it rolled into a field, and was hot enough to start a grass fire.
How bad are the fire in Tx these days?
doug,
Rare in Eastex, but a few years back a couple lowlife kids burned about 3000 acres damn near right across the street from me. They evacuated the whole area for the day and night. Never seen so much smoke in my life. And the snakes...
Yes, I do live out here in the burbs. There is going to be a fire here before too long that takes out 5,000 homes unless people start being more careful.
Those idiots think their neighbors houses will burn up and they'll magically be spared.
Cause they pray and shit.
We are not having fires yet, this year. In March of 2005 we had a small batch of forest fires. We got a respite because April and May were kind of wet.
What's all this rumor mongering about global warming?
But egads she's hilarious....
Thers, the PARTISAN!
Nah, Altmouse is hilarious.
Althouse is just a rather ted-ious tool trying to play footsy with the willfully stupid demographic of the Pajamas Media. See also InstaParrot's claims to not be a CONservative and is just a Glibertarian.
TED-ious.
A name-stealing troll feeding itself. How pathetic can you get?
SHG, Catahoula dog. Is that one of these?
http://cldbb-web.tripod.com/site.../site...rd-dog-
0004.jpg
doug, | 01.07.06 - 11:14 pm | #
yup. that's the one. ours is a red-legged Catahoula like the one in your photo...his name is Max Henry Goldammer.
What's all this rumor mongering about global warming?
It's bogus. That record high of 83 today, was just a fluke.
agAge,
I know you meant well, but you really ought to mind your own business. Terry doesn't need anyone's help.
Isn't tom delay announcing he won't try to regain his position as majority leader kind of like the detroit lions announcing they will not seek to win super bowl 40?
SSquirrel
Hell, as soon as those guys started going after the 50 signstures to force a vote, he knew he was a goner. This way he makes it look like his idea.
It's bogus. That record high of 83 today, was just a fluke.
smalfish
Well, it only got up to 79 here, so you may be seeing global warming, but here we aren't.
/winger logic
How about, hey dumbasses, stop starting fires around here before you destroy half a city.
I am the god of hell fire and I bring you:
Fire, I'll take you to burn.
Fire, I'll take you to learn.
I'll see you burn!
You fought hard and you saved and learned,
but all of it's going to burn.
And your mind, your tiny mind,
you know you've really been so blind.
Now 's your time burn your mind.
You're falling far too far behind.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, you gonna burn!
Fire, to destroy all you've done.
Fire, to end all you've become.
I'll feel you burn!
You've been living like a little girl,
in the middle of your little world.
And your mind, your tiny mind,
you know you've really been so blind.
Now 's your time burn your mind,
you're falling far too far behind.
Emma Belle: the have skunk mascot. See blog pic.
Cow Escapes Meat Plant, Dodges SUV, Train
http://www.comcast.net/news/stra...jsp?
cat=STRANGE
Fri Jan 6, 10:32 PM
GREAT FALLS, Mont. - A cow that escaped a slaughterhouse dodged vehicles, ran in front of a train, braved the icy Missouri River and took three tranquilizer darts before being recaptured six hours later. News of the heifer's adventures prompted a number of people to offer to buy the animal.
etc.
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Knows too much about Abramoff?
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Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I’ll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
’cause I’m the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I’m too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I’ve got more chins than chinatown
Well, I’ve never used a phone booth
And I’ve never seen my toes
When I’m goin’ to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I’m fat, I’m fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, come on you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Don’tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who’s fat
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the richter scale
Down at the beach I’m a lucky man
I’m the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I’m gonna need my own zip code
When you’re only having seconds
I’m having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I’m fat, I’m fat, sha mone
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who’s fat
If you see me comin’ your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I’m hungry
Then won’t you feed my face
Because I’m fat, I’m fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I’m a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I’m huge, I’m fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, you know, hoo
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I’m fat and I’m proud
Just tell me once again who’s fat
EkCenTriK | 01.07.06 - 11:15 pm | #
Some big fires at Fischer and in Blanco too. We are on a bluff overlooking Cypress Creek. Our drunken revels over the holidays revealed that yes, treated deck timbers will burn given the right conditions. Not a bad burn, but enough to inform. We need to remove the brush back from the cliff face soon.
Hell, as soon as those guys started going after the 50 signstures to force a vote, he knew he was a goner. This way he makes it look like his idea.
Doozer, (truncated)
He was on the news today talking about how he always behaved in the most ethical manner in all his dealings.
Weather Service Started issuing red flag warning for fire here today. We're not grass lands, we're hardwood forests with ten years of leaf litter on the ground.
She gives me the creeps, to be honest.
Eli
me too. this shit is not funny. the dumbest man in american history is in charge of TIA.
and now i'm going to finish rereading my old yeller copy of 1984 and see what state of hyperbolic rage i can work my self in to.
says good by fellow atriots, muttering to himself "jebus motherfuck'n holy christ of mother... a fk'n law professor?"
Were those lyrics for me? Thanks liberal lurker.
agAge,
I know you meant well, but you really ought to mind your own business. Terry doesn't need anyone's help.
Liberal Lurker
Not my post.
annielimpy is a schizo.
. See also InstaParrot's claims to not be a CONservative and is just a Glibertarian.
TED-ious.
Tom - 大肚腩
Hahahahahaha. Instaparrot needs a brain transplant. Or a brain, period.
Evening 'bats. Just got to check my email and noticed that the reliably wingnut AOL msg boards are breaking BAD on DeLay. Heh.
Not cat nip?
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agAge | Email | 01.07.06 - 11:17 pm | #
strangely enough, the preference for and suceptibility to catnip is genetic. I read somewhere that only 30% of cats get any useful buzz from nip.
SW Montana is not getting quite as hot of weather as TX. but mid day highs in the 40s and 50s (F) is not normal for December and January. Normal would be somewhere between -30F and 25F.
Liberal Lurker | Email | Homepage | 01.07.06 - 11:22 pm | #
What is WITH this psycho bitch annie?
It fixates on certain people.
How can you call someone you've never met fat?
That's what I don't understand?
The prospect of summer is really beginning to scare me a bit. We had a 100 acre fire this week. Not sure what else is going on around San Antonio at the moment, but I can't think of a time in 30 years that it was this bad this early in so many places.
EkCenTriK
No Shit!
Only lived here a little more than a year.
Last summer, flooded parking lots.
Last winter, cold.
Nada, this year.
Melissa gave me shit for leaving stuff outside, "what if it rains?"
My response?
"It's never gonna rain again!"
In Se Texas? What is happening?
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Weather Service Started issuing red flag warning for fire here today. We're not grass lands, we're hardwood forests with ten years of leaf litter on the ground.
1watt Silver Back
We are in NW Austin as well under a red flag warning.
Which is really good, because the farm at the end of the road tends to burn the brush that grows on his property. He wont be doing it for a while.
I have a bad case of dierrhea and shat myself.
says good by fellow atriots, muttering to himself "jebus motherfuck'n holy christ of mother... a fk'n law professor?"
charley
Heh. In these troubled times, we could all use a little "Old Yeller," 'cept the really sad parts.
Read something today that said the heirs of Orwell were going to sue Bush for plagarism.
Still on Rawls. Those terrorists must've been geniuses to get the plane to crash in such a way that the site would have such a close relationship to Mecca.
SW Montana is not getting quite as hot of weather as TX. but mid day highs in the 40s and 50s (F) is not normal for December and January. Normal would be somewhere between -30F and 25F.
ZOIKS!
That will likely translate into wildfires this summer for y'all.
Liberal Lurker,
I'd eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from.
The writer forgets there's a commandment against bearing false witness.
the reliably wingnut AOL msg boards are breaking BAD on DeLay
I've got McLaughlin on right now, and his guests are tearing up on Delay!
Hey bigvic!
I guess I am just an optimist in the heart of my cynicism. I really cannot abide the thought of three more years of absolute Republican control of my country. If we do not win the house or senate in the next election: America will cease to be - at least as I would recognize a state.
This is from Kos, "This actually sounds about right. While a huge wave could bring us control of at least one chamber in 2006, the odds are against it. Chances are we'll gain roughly as many seats as Cook says in the House and Senate, positioning us nicely for a 2008 takeover."
Fuck that. This is the talk of losing that ensures it will happen.
That's it.
Phasers set on "Ignore" from here on out!
...gawl, the writer's even writing to itself. How incestuous is that?
"It's never gonna rain again!"
I swear it's been a year since we saw some rellay drenching rain. Last rain storm I can remember was all the way back in August. Since then we have had a few passing showers that have dropped maybe a hundredth of an inch.
Last summer, flooded parking lots.
I meant the summer pre.
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Hey FeralLiberal!
I've got McLaughlin on right now, and his guests are tearing up on Delay!
Turning on the TV now. They should be hating on DeLie for all the hell he's rained down on them. Crooks. Liars! Thugs.
I've got McLaughlin on right now, and his guests are tearing up on Delay!
Hey bigvic!
FeralLiberal
yeah yeah yeah... just a few bad apples. I've heard this strategy before.
Like the Republicans are trying to cut a fire line and hoping that the Abramoff investigation won't jump the fire break.
One thing that just dawned on me is a lot of the property around San Antonio used to be farm or ranch land. They would do burn back to clear brush or use other methods. Over the last decade a lot of that property has switched from agri to waiting for housing and commerical development. Just sitting. I seriously doubt in those areas the ownership has been clearing the brush unless beginning the development process proper. Meaning, a lot of brush.
So the House Republicans are going to have an Election for a replacement for DeLay (R-Indicted).
Just watch them bribe each other to alter the outcome of the vote.
Heh. In these troubled times, we could all use a little "Old Yeller," 'cept the really sad parts.
bigvic
My dad took me to see that when I was 5 or 6.
When I realized a dog was going to be shot, I was so upset that he had to whisk me out of there.
He told my mom that had he known a dog was going to be shot at the end, he never would have taken me to see it!
That will likely translate into wildfires this summer for y'all.
We've been having constant forest fires (though not in the same places) every summer since 2000. Some of the forests have so much dead fall that you really cannot walk in them off the trails unless you like to climb over the dead logs. (4 to 5 feet high in some places.)
These forests if they catch fire will be impossible to put out.
How much you wanna bet that the GOP is so stupid that they'll elect as their leader the second-most corrupt guy in the House?
Pats 28 Jags 3
(breathing on nails, polishing them on shirt.)
Newt is really trying his best to make people forget what a prick he was 10 years ago, isn't he?
He was on CSpan the other night - he hasn't changed one iota.
Still full of himself!
What's all this rumor mongering about global warming?
It's bogus. That record high of 83 today, was just a fluke.
smalfish
Why of course! And when the conveyor shifts, and England freezes, that'll be all the proof the wingbats need that it's all bogus. I mean, after all, how can Global Warming freeze you solid, I axe you? Fucking ijits...
Meaning, a lot of brush.
EkCenTriK | 01.07.06 - 11:31 pm | #
much of it Ash Juniper (Cedar) which is now tinder dry and ready to go up in flames. Its going to be a really frantic summer.
How much you wanna bet that the GOP is so stupid that they'll elect as their leader the second-most corrupt guy in the House?
jurassicpork
Who deserves that title?
I mean, with so much corruption among the Repugs?
Over at the Cornhole, what could Saint Michael Novak possibly mean when he says
And truly impressive strategic and tactical intelligence, on the part of coaches and-- to a surprising extent-- players, who often showed they had their own ideas.
I've got McLaughlin on right now, and his guests are tearing up on Delay!
Not an improvement; this is like the squad leader who slaps his subordinate when he breaks a plate in that awful Charles Laughton occupation film, then expects that to succor the owner of the house he's invaded. It's instinct for these things to rip to shreds anything that lacks the brutal will, power and success they worship above all else. They're not angry at Delay for corruption, they're never going to forgive him for not getting away with it.
There are major name stealers here. There is no way some of the regulars are spewing that kind of crap.
Ignore the morons and enjoy the *real* posts. Don't even respond to the crap. Wasting thread.
Newt Gingrich? I've have to dig to find this but there's a very interesting story about how he divorced a wife that had some major physical illnesses. He then refused to pay her any alimony.
That's the story that needs to be told about him.
annieangel's one of us,
one of us.
gooble gobble!
gooble gobble!
one of us,
one of us.
gooble gobble!
gooble gobble!
one of us,
one of us....
SHG
Seems the cedar gets us one way or another. We have been in the throes of cedar for the last week or two here.
Oh, brother!
Court TV is doing a little thing on 2 Live Crew.
They cut to some really ugly wingnut protesting outside one of their concerts:
"Sex is something to be enjoyed inside a good, Christian marriage!"
My daughter piped up with "Then YOU're never getting any, fundie boy!"
with so many central texans on the thread, we should plan our own Eschacon
or at least a "drinking liberally" meeting sometime soon.
Newt Gingrich? I've have to dig to find this but there's a very interesting story about how he divorced a wife that had some major physical illnesses. He then refused to pay her any alimony.
That's the story that needs to be told about him.
doug
Newt's first wife - who had been his history teacher in high school - was recuperating from cancer for (I believe) uterine cancer when he hit her with the news that he wanted a divorce.
Then, of course, he was cheating on wife #2 with wife #3.
hoping that the Abramoff investigation won't jump the fire break
No doubt that will be a major strategy, but the depth of the involvement of Abramoff with the Republican machine may prove difficult to contain.
hoping that the Abramoff investigation won't jump the fire break
No doubt that will be a major strategy, but the depth of the involvement of Abramoff with the Republican machine may prove difficult to contain.
Terry,
My dad took me to see that when I was 5 or 6.
When I realized a dog was going to be shot, I was so upset that he had to whisk me out of there.
I cried myself sick when I was a kid and saw that. I felt like my dad was cruel for taking us to the movie. He had no idea, of course.
At the top of the Declaration of Independence is this reason to escape a tyrant:
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good
This administration performs many self-admittedly outside-the-law actions.
http://mywits.com/images/
uploads...bigfatwoman.jpg
SHG
Seems the cedar gets us one way or another. We have been in the throes of cedar for the last week or two here.
EkCenTriK | 01.07.06 - 11:36 pm | #
they are really rusty up here too. I came home from work last night (near Victoria) and right away began sneezing et al.
strangely enough, the preference for and suceptibility to catnip is genetic. I read somewhere that only 30% of cats get any useful buzz from nip.
SHG have stickhorse will trave
LC loved it, acted like a fool.
(tho, I would love to see him do it again)
Zoey has no use for it.
Thanks for the info.
See how Frannie/Terrie likes it.
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Terry,
My dad took me to see that when I was 5 or 6.
When I realized a dog was going to be shot, I was so upset that he had to whisk me out of there.
I cried myself sick when I was a kid and saw that. I felt like my dad was cruel for taking us to the movie. He had no idea, of course.
bigvic
Two weeks later, Daddy took me to see another Disney movie, "Toby Tyler."
In that a monkey gets shot.
Seems the cedar gets us one way or another. We have been in the throes of cedar for the last week or two here.
EkCenTriK
Well, fortunately cedar is only at the medium level, pollen wise.
Which is good, since that is the only pollen that bothers me.
Then, of course, he was cheating on wife #2 with wife #3.
Terry C, DeLay Replacement
Book deal and video sales as well. The Gingrich revolution that brought us the current Busheviks have been corrupt bomb-throwers intent on a clash of civilisations since the beginning.
Heh. In these troubled times, we could all use a little "Old Yeller," 'cept the really sad parts.
bigvic
well that's for real, scrolling back i see about 50 percent of the posts are trolls whether it's 1 or 20 of you. fuck you motherfuckers. i don't care about politics, i actually do care about freedom. and if you support bush, you obviously do not.
get a clue morans.
with so many central texans on the thread, we should plan our own Eschacon
or at least a "drinking liberally" meeting sometime soon.
SHG have stickhorse will trave
Between the people in Houston, Dallas, SA, and Austin we should be able to have a decent one.
Then, of course, he was cheating on wife #2 with wife #3.
Terry C, DeLay Replacement
Book deal and video sales as well. The Gingrich revolution that brought us the current Busheviks have been corrupt bomb-throwers intent on a clash of civilisations since the beginning.
Tom - 大肚腩
I called Newt's bullshit "The Contract ON America."
Remember the shit with the orphanages? Please
Oh, and Newt's parents?
His mother was 16 and gotten herself knocked up. There was a shotgun wedding and they divorced right after he was born.
He was raised by his stepfather.
Repugs are sure great at preaching what they don't practice.
Newt's first wife - who had been his history teacher in high school - was recuperating from cancer for (I believe) uterine cancer when he hit her with the news that he wanted a divorce.
Then, of course, he was cheating on wife #2 with wife #3.
Listen to me discuss bad relationships despite my own troubles.
I can't keep a man for the life of me.
No doubt that will be a major strategy, but the depth of the involvement of Abramoff with the Republican machine may prove difficult to contain.
FeralLiberal
If you see the embers starting to go out, provide a liberal wind to keep the conflagration of the Busheviks going.
did i miss the dem response to 'illegal spying on american citizens'?
This is from Kos, "This actually sounds about right. While a huge wave could bring us control of at least one chamber in 2006, the odds are against it. Chances are we'll gain roughly as many seats as Cook says in the House and Senate, positioning us nicely for a 2008 takeover."
Fuck that. This is the talk of losing that ensures it will happen.
DWD - Listener in the Snow
Nobody wants to win more than Markos. Not even the candidates...
http://www.pussywantscream.com/p...at-sluts/
07.jpg
not work safe
Newt is really trying his best to make people forget what a prick he was 10 years ago, isn't he?
Oh, like that's gonna happen. What a rotten individual. Also, he fucked a staffer on his sacred congressional desk meanwhile railing at what a scumbag Clinton was. Nice try, Newt.
did i miss the dem response to 'illegal spying on american citizens'?
If so, I missed it as well. Along with the reply to the phone companies selling private call info.
i actually do care about freedom. and if you support bush, you obviously do not.
get a clue morans.
charley
Word!
David, I think that there is a sizeable number of TX refugees who come here for a daily dose of sanity. I can only be here on the weekends unfortunately. Question is, where to have it?
Newt is really trying his best to make people forget what a prick he was 10 years ago, isn't he?
Oh, like that's gonna happen. What a rotten individual. Also, he fucked a staffer on his sacred congressional desk meanwhile railing at what a scumbag Clinton was. Nice try, Newt.
bigvic
His own party doesn't even like him!
AnnieLimpy doesn't seem to get the hint, does it???????
I can only be here on the weekends unfortunately. Question is, where to have it?
That's an easy answer.
Crawford. On a lonley dirty deserted road.
Will someone succle me? I'm a bit cranky tonight and need to be held.
todd_browning | 01.07.06 - 11:36 pm | #
Obviously a name stealer. Tod Browning only had one "D" in his name.
http://www.usnews.com/usnews/new.../
16abramoff.htm
snip
Abramoff's plea agreement came as no surprise. Last November, reports began circulating in Washington that he was negotiating with government prosecutors. In fact, Abramoff's team of lawyers, led by Abbe Lowell, had been in discussions with federal investigators for more than a year, according to those with knowledge of the investigation. U.S. News was told that initially, Abramoff faced the prospect of being charged with crimes that could have carried a prison term of more than 100 years. His lawyers "fought very hard for over a year," says a source, to get him a better deal.
Now, the government is preparing to reap the benefits. Investigators "will follow this guy into Congress and into the executive branch, including Interior," this person says. "Obviously, they will drain him dry about what he knows."
etc.
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Now I understand that constipated look on his face.
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His mother was 16 and gotten herself knocked up. There was a shotgun wedding and they divorced right after he was born.
Hahahahahaha. Wouldn't you run like the wind if you spawned a little Newtie devil?
What of "life" is this if he does indeed survive?
JERUSALEM - Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's chances of surviving his severe stroke are very high, but his ability to think and reason have been damaged, one of his surgeons said Saturday.
The 77-year-old Israeli leader remained in critical condition, though his vital signs were stable and a brain scan Saturday showed a slight reduction in swelling.
Doctors are to decide Sunday when to begin lifting Sharon's medically induced coma to examine the severity of the brain damage.
"Tomorrow is the day of truth," Dr. Jose Cohen, one of Sharon's surgeons, told Channel 2 TV. "Tomorrow we will all know if what we did for him helped him or not."
Cohen said he was "quite optimistic" about Sharon's prospects for survival, which he said were "very high now."
But when asked about possible cognitive impairment, Cohen replied, "To say after such a severe trauma as this that there will be no cognitive problems is simply not to recognize the reality."
His mother was 16 and gotten herself knocked up. There was a shotgun wedding and they divorced right after he was born.
Hahahahahaha. Wouldn't you run like the wind if you spawned a little Newtie devil?
bigvic
She used to creep me out when she'd do interviews and talk about "my Newtie."
NEWTIE?????????????
Thatt's sso ffucking nnott ttruue!
they're never going to forgive him for not getting away with it
They're like a rotten kid that gets caught cheating. They're not remorseful about what they did, they're just pissed that they got caught.
I wish my marraiges were as successful as Newts.
todd_browning | 01.07.06 - 11:36 pm | #
Obviously a name stealer. Tod Browning only had one "D" in his name.
hamletta
Our troll cannot spell.
Batshit crazy and as dumb as Bush.
I wish my marraiges were as successful as Newts.
Annie Limpy Troll
Who's probably never been laid, much less married.
And how, pray tell, are Newt's marriages successful if he's on his third, with two divorces?
You stupid slag!
Speaking of Republicans who don't follow through:
DeLay considered resigning from Congress
Damn him for having second thoughts.
SHG,
I don't know. Obviously I would vote someplace downtown Austin.
There is already a regular Drinking Liberally gathering on Tuesdays at the Dog and Duck Pub.
I know Grand Moff Texan goes there. I have yet to be able to make it on Tuesday.
did i miss the dem response to 'illegal spying on american citizens'?
Apparently, you did, shit-for-brains. They've been screaming like scalded cats since the news broke. Try paying attention.
Thatt's sso ffucking nnott ttruue!
Aha! You're really Scott ffolliot, from Hitchcock's Foreign Correspondent!
I wish my marraiges were as successful as Newts.
True wingnut thinking.
Being on a third marriage is "successful."
Tod Browning only had one "D" in his name.
I miss To Browningd.
Is there a secret thread we are not invited to, or are there only about 5 of us here? Hmmmm. Not that the company is not most excellent.
strangely enough, the preference for and suceptibility to catnip is genetic. I read somewhere that only 30% of cats get any useful buzz from nip.
SHG have stickhorse will trave
I went out and bought a catnip mouse--one of the velcro-pocket ones--filled that sucker up, put it in front of the cats one by one, and got "fuckizzat?" for my troubles.
Put a drop of bleach solution on my hand, though, and they love it. It's wierd, Fruney'll attack the hand, and try to wiggle underneath it to bite it's stomach.
"$3000 worth of cat toys!"...
Doozer,
My problem with that statement is that it presupposes some things that I am not willing to concede.
Certainly if the election were held today, the damage to the Republicans might not be as severe as I would like. But it would still be serious.
At this point there are these scandals engulfing the party in power:
1. The Plame Affair - it ain't over.
2. Duke Cunningham's wire.
3. The Abramhoff Scandal
4. The continuing deaths of young people in Iraq: You do not know realize how devastating that last death was for my small town.
5. The bogus intelligence that was used to foist this war on the people.
6. The continued corruption of the DeLay Machine.
For this reason I am not willing to simply concede the next election and position myself for 08.
If I were to have written the comment on the Cook story I would have simply said, "This then is the problem, what are we going to do about it?"
David, I would vote Austin too. Didn't know GMT attends the Tuesday D&D gathering. I won't be able to make it to those until end of term. We should keep this idea going though.
They've been screaming like scalded cats since the news broke.
Funny I had'nt read about it. Can you point me to a link where the dems are in arms about the spying?
Listen to me discuss bad relationships despite my own troubles.
I can't keep a man for the life of me.
AnnieLimpy Troll
Project much?
WHY are you STALKING another woman?
Listen to me discuss bad relationships despite my own troubles.
I can't keep a man for the life of me.
Annie would bang Newt.
Just her type.
Our troll cannot spell.
Uh, it was a joke. As was the original post. Tod Browning directed Freaks, to which the original post alluded. He also directed the 1931 Dracula, with Bela Lugosi.
Damn him for having second thoughts
Let him run, he's tainted goods now. Despite his money and power it's likely he would lose. His running would prevent a more viable rethug candidate from running. Plus I'd love to see his ego on display campaigning while on trial.
Hey Texans, what's the status on the review of DeLay's redistricting crap there? A reversal on that could create a nice boost to the House Dems as well.
Plame affair you say?
http://firedoglake.blogspot.com/
...668797025020378
from Vanity Fair:
Fitzgerald showed and instant aptitude for trial work; he was not one of those anal-retentive types who had to write everything out beforehand. And as disheveled as his files and personal life sometimes seemed, his brain was a marvel of organization. In 1993 he handled his first big case, of Mob bigwigs John and Joseph Gambino, associates of John Gotti's, charged with murder, racketeering, and narcotics trafficking. After a four-month trial -- during which Mob turncoat Salvatore "Sammy the Bull" Gravano testified -- a lone holdout hung the jury. So devastating was the outcome that Fitzgerald went into a deep funk and considered changing careers. (To avoid a re-trial, the two mobsters eventually pleaded guilty to lesser charges.)
By this point, Fitzgerald's mother had died and his father had Alzheimer's disease; still, when then attorney general Janet Reno gave Fitzgerald an award for his work on the Gambino case, he brought his father, then only intermittently lucid, with him to Washington and posed with him by the bust of one of the elder Fitzgerald's heroes, Robert Kennedy, in the Justice Department's courtyard. It was a moment that few there could forget. Invariably bringing his office work with him, Fitzgerald took terms with his siblings caring for his father at his home in Brooklyn until his death.
etc.
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Tick tock tick tock tick tock
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His mother was 16 and gotten herself knocked up. There was a shotgun wedding and they divorced right after he was born.
Hahahahahaha. Wouldn't you run like the wind if you spawned a little Newtie devil?
bigvic
But, to Momma Gingrich, Candace is the bad one.
Cuz she's gay, you know.
Scary thing. Newt's Momma looks like a (slightly) female version of him.
Bad hair and all.
Being on a third marriage is "successful."
Please, allow me, the middle-aged, fat, and single candidate tell you the secrets to a successful relationship.
It's fucking January 7th. It's almost midnight, and I just had to turn on my ceiling fan, it's just too hot in here.
Our troll cannot spell.
Uh, it was a joke. As was the original post. Tod Browning directed Freaks, to which the original post alluded. He also directed the 1931 Dracula, with Bela Lugosi.
hamletta
Oh, I got it.
"Freaks" is a great film.
Scared the shit out of people when it was released.
"They've been screaming like scalded cats "
oh, they have?
It's fucking January 7th. It's almost midnight, and I just had to turn on my ceiling fan, it's just too hot in here.
smalfish
Freezing here.
When we got back to the house around 9:30, we were shivering.
Fitzgerald showed and instant aptitude for trial work; he was not one of those anal-retentive types who had to write everything out beforehand. And as disheveled as his files and personal life sometimes seemed, his brain was a marvel of organization.
And loves his dad, too! What a man! Great post, Quentin.
For this reason I am not willing to simply concede the next election and position myself for 08.
Nobody's conceding anything, just acknowledging reality. There aren't a whole lot of competitive House districts, so even with a lot of people turning against the Republicans for all this shit, it just may not be enough.
Funny I had'nt read about it. Can you point me to a link where the dems are in arms about the spying?
Why? Somebody break your fingers? Try Googling Jay Rockefeller, for starters.
The last cat I was involved with who liked catnip was a calico named Hesslich. She was a slave to the herb. One day I put some in an old sock for her to enjoy...but unfortunately I had just waxed the wood floors. The nip paralyzed her back legs but she fought valiantly, placing front paw over paw to reach that sock of nip. She drooled and snoozed happily fo the rest of the afternoon.
Bigvic...I have been wondering the same myself. Covivial group here, but small.
Doozer--laser pointers, the ultimate cat toy. I wear more of them out taunting the kitties than I do in class.
Freezing here.
When we got back to the house around 9:30, we were shivering.
No global warming here. Or maybe it's because I'm an ice queen?
Please, allow me, the middle-aged, fat, and single candidate tell you the secrets to a successful relationship.
Oh, yes - I know what people look like, how old they are and what their marital status is, even though I've never met them and wouldn't know them if I bumped into them on the street.
And I'm defending a serial adulterer like Newt Gingrich who has no respect for women whatsoever.
Democratic Leader Takes Anti-Corruption Message to GOP Turf
By Chris Cillizza
Sunday, January 8, 2006; Page A04
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...0700769_pf.html
Harry M. Reid is heading into the belly of the beast.
The Senate minority leader will spend much of this week traveling to "red states" -- those that voted for George W. Bush in 2004 -- to campaign for candidates, raise cash and bash Republicans on the issue of corruption.
etc.
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Stormin' Mormon.
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Doozer--laser pointers, the ultimate cat toy. I wear more of them out taunting the kitties than I do in class.
Indeed.
I keep meaning to buy a new one for Maxx.
Oh, joy! Heeeeeeee's baaaaack!
Everyone here is self-lobotomized. You will find SOME excuse not to be interested in the truth, some reason to dismiss what you take to be an opposing viewpoint rather than let yourself look into it.
This can't be a one time thing. This must be your typical cognitive style. You are a bunch of backwards thinkers. You start with your presumptions and you lobotimize any thought process that could threaten your presumptions. You regard your own intelligence is your own worst enemy, and you attack it ruthlessly. The last thing you would ever let your minds do is follow reason and evidence.
If there is anybody who wants out, it is easy to do. You just start following reason and evidence.
I'm off for the evening, but I'll check back sometime tomorrow. Add to the list of excuses. It's awesome. And if there is any dissent, do say so. 100% lobotimized is such a mark of shame.
# posted by Alec Rawls : 8:49 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Harry M. Reid is heading into the belly of the beast.
Give him hell, Harry!!
Well, this certainly isn't my usual posting time, but here I am awake and just found this link to a wonderful restaurant blog on New Orleans. Should save it for Quilt Lady tomorrow am, but with luck I'll be sleeping by then.
Anyway, if the place interests you, this is a good different angle on what is happening. It seems like a wierd angle, but food is part of the heart of the city.
http://foodandwine.blogs.com/neworleans/
Well, this certainly isn't my usual posting time, but here I am awake and just found this link to a wonderful restaurant blog on New Orleans. Should save it for Quilt Lady tomorrow am, but with luck I'll be sleeping by then.
Anyway, if the place interests you, this is a good different angle on what is happening. It seems like a wierd angle, but food is part of the heart of the city.
http://foodandwine.blogs.com/neworleans/
Try Googling Jay Rockefeller, for starters.
Plame affair you say?
I wonder if Gary Ruppert is still waiting for her and Joe Wilson to be indicted.
4Legs--they actually make ones for entertaining your cats now--they show little fish, bouncy balls, miceys, etc. I once grabbed the wrong one by mistake and had to use it in class.
lobotomize
Alec Rawls sure likes that word, doesn't he.
laser pointers, the ultimate cat toy
Yes sallyh! One of my cats has only to hear the rattling of the small chain attached to my pointer to snap to full attack mode.
Alec Rawls, he funny.
How many threads could a threadbot thread if a threadbot could bot threads?
4Legs--they actually make ones for entertaining your cats now--they show little fish, bouncy balls, miceys, etc. I once grabbed the wrong one by mistake and had to use it in class.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere | Email | Homepage | 01.08.06 - 12:03 am |
question is, did it make your students run around the room and swat at the beam? I know mine would.
2 of my best friends live in Chicago and one of them is a Congressional staffer. When I heard Fitz was going to prosecute the Plame affair, I assumed he was a rethug, since I figured Asscroft appointed him and complained bitterly. My friend kept telling me Fitz was the best, most honorable man in the country for the job and I just could not accept it. I told him at my New Years party that I should never have doubted him.
He was correct.
sallyh -- what's the verdict? Is the bug movie worth watching?
Anyone need relationship advice? Ask my friend.
she's obese, middle aged, had mouthy kids and has a wonderful relationship....
with herself.
No global warming here. Or maybe it's because I'm an ice queen?
Annie Limpy Troll
Hey, Annie:
EVERY woman isn't as EASY as YOU are.
SHG--they seemed to be amused by it.
Hamletta, I think the problem for the Republicans is this: there is almost a majority of people in this country who do not vote regularly and are not "politically attuned." There are definite rumblings of unhappiness among the non-voting segments of our population.
They would never be polled: they show up on no voters lists. Political thought is always centered on the "regular" voter. It is nearly impossible to guage the miscontent among the others.
One of my son's friends stopped by to pick up the rent for the two months little DWD will be in Australia. He said that he was amazed that the Homestead Bar in Muskegon was abuzz with political talk: and it was not friendly to the party in power. They may have pissed off enough people to cause them significant problems.
The activist then should be casting about for ways to harness this energy,
SHG--they seemed to be amused by it.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere | Email | Homepage | 01.08.06 - 12:05 am |
you teach statistics don't you?
Hey Texans, what's the status on the review of DeLay's redistricting crap there? A reversal on that could create a nice boost to the House Dems as well.
I believe SCOTUS is going to hear it. I don't know what will happen if it's struck down.
Will they order new elections? I have no idea. Or will they revert back to the old map in this next election?
SHG--si. I do. Starting again Tuesday morning.
On the History Channel now - fascinating fellow
Tune In:
Sunday, January 8 @ 12am ET/PT
In 2001, Rick Rescorla was the 62-year-old head of security at the Morgan Stanley Bank situated high up in the South Tower at the World Trade Center. Rescorla was convinced that Osama Bin Laden would use jet planes to try and destroy the World Trade Center. Long before September 11th, he developed an evacuation plan for the bank, hugely unpopular amongst the city whiz kids who worked there who thought he was mad. His evacuation plan however ultimately saved 3,000 of their lives. Rescorla's plan was put into effect after the first jet hit the North Tower--even though WTC managers were instructing everyone to stay in the buildings. When the second jet hit the South Tower, he averted panic and organized a rapid evacuation. Rescorla went back inside to help those injured and trapped get out. He was still inside when the building collapsed. His body was never found. TVPG L cc
Also, neat article about him:
http://www.newyorker.com/fact/co...?
020211fa_FACT1
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100% lobotimized is such a mark of shame.
RRRRRWWWRRR!
ZOMBIES NO LIKE VINDICTIVE MEANDERING POLEMIC!
TOTAL LOBOTOMIZATION JUST LEAVE MORE ROOM
ROOM FOR BRAINS!
BRAAAAAINS!
sallyh -- what's the verdict? Is the bug movie worth watching?
It's dumb, but there are generous amounts of eatage.
I kind of liked it.
"He was correct.
bigvic"
Give yourself a break, we work on past experience. In this administration there was nothing to tell you otherwise.
My verdict on the bug flick? Go watch. Not in the same league as 'Rave to the Grave,' but some serious eatage, egg laying in human remains, and green goo.
4Legs--they actually make ones for entertaining your cats now--they show little fish, bouncy balls, miceys, etc. I once grabbed the wrong one by mistake and had to use it in class.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere | Email | Homepage | 01.08.06 - 12:03 am |
question is, did it make your students run around the room and swat at the beam? I know mine would.
Bwa ha ha hahhahhhahaaaa!!
I love it.
there was nothing to tell you otherwise.
You could see who he was surrounding himself with like Ralph Reed and other fundies.
Hey, IB0313
I'm constipated.
Doozer--laser pointers, the ultimate cat toy. I wear more of them out taunting the kitties than I do in class.
I keep hearing that, and I have a few laser levels around, so one day I tried it. For about 2 minutes they thought it was neat, then it might as well have not been there. A few days later, it was good for maybe 10 seconds. The Vet told me once I had a bunch of strange kitties...
I believe SCOTUS is going to hear it. I don't know what will happen if it's struck down.
Will they order new elections? I have no idea. Or will they revert back to the old map in this next election?
four legs good
I believe I read somewhere that the case will be heard in the next few months.
Whether it affects the 2006 elections or not depends on how egregious the violations are determined to be, I suppose. However, the only options are redrawing the map, or reverting to the old. Since the old one was drawn by the courts, I bet they revert to the old one.
But there hasn't been any real news since the originial announcement.
SHG--si. I do. Starting again Tuesday morning.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere | Email | Homepage | 01.08.06 - 12:07 am |
I am not a math/stats person I have high respect for anyone who can do that sort of work or teach it. I do think that laser "kitty pointers" are a fun addition to the lecture now and again.
I had a bunch of strange kitties...
Probobly just string theorists.
Doozer--do they use the penis bong in your absence?
SHG--I was never smart enough to do literature, which was the other subject I loved in school. So I did science (undergrad bio), and moved to biostats in grad school.
Oops, wrong guy. Should have read more of the thread...
However, the only options are redrawing the map, or reverting to the old. Since the old one was drawn by the courts, I bet they revert to the old one.
That's what I would expect.
But I'll be shocked if the supremes do the right thing.
Try Googling Jay Rockefeller, for starters.
smalfish
Howard Fucking Fineman claimed on TV last night that Rockefeller never sent his dramatic concerns to Vice about the illegal spying program by hand written letter. Fineman yipped that Rockefeller wrote a note *to self* and locked it up in a Senate vault. WTF is this country to do when we had asshats like that spouting nonsence all the time?
I love it.
four legs good | Email | 01.08.06 - 12:10 am | #
I teach theater arts to rednecks who don't really see the point of algebra much less "electives". It is truly dispiriting sometimes.
Our troll cannot spell.
Uh, it was a joke. As was the original post. Tod Browning directed Freaks, to which the original post alluded. He also directed the 1931 Dracula, with Bela Lugosi.
hamletta
I thought I was going to have to explain that one. Thanks.
That, by the way, is the difference between jesting here and at Dean Dismay's place -- pull his leg and he pulls a gun.
But I'll be shocked if the supremes do the right thing.
four legs good
I lost total confidence in that group of hacks in 2001. There is nothing about them I trust.
I teach theater arts to rednecks who don't really see the point of algebra much less "electives". It is truly dispiriting sometimes.
We may hope that rednecks disappear during the rapture.
I lost total confidence in that group of hacks in 2001. There is nothing about them I trust.
Yeah, me too. Especially with Roberts as chief.
Anyone need relationship advice? Ask Annie.
she's obese, insane, has no kids and has a wonderful relationship....
with her crack pipe.
I teach theater arts to rednecks who don't really see the point of algebra much less "electives". It is truly dispiriting sometimes.
So they don't see the point in learning another way to deliver a narrative.
Probobly just string theorists.
doug,
String, they like. Sometimes...
4lg we can wish but I doubt that will happen. This bunch is too inbred for that kind of "deliverance".
taxcuts for billionaires, lies for war, spying on citizens, still, dems are "keeping the powder dry."
No global warming here. Or maybe it's because I'm an ice queen?
No, Annie, you dumb bitch.
When it's 30 degrees at 9:30 at night, people tend to feel the cold.
http://www.alternet.org/rights/30387/
Amy Goodman: What made you decide to come forward? You worked for the top-secret agency of this government, one that is far larger and even more secret than the C.I.A.
Russell Tice: Well, the main reason is that I'm involved with some certain aspects of the intelligence community, which are very closely held, and I believe I have seen some things that are illegal. Ultimately it's Congress's responsibility to conduct oversight in these things. I don't see it happening. Another reason is there was a certain roadblock that was sort of lifted that allowed me to do this, and I can't explain, but I will to Congress if allowed to.
etc.
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Funny, I don't see Mr. Tice scheduled for any of the bobblehead shows tomorrow.
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I lost total confidence in that group of hacks in 2001. There is nothing about them I trust.
Yeah, me too. Especially with Roberts as chief.
four legs good
STILL say Scalia has to be a BIT pissed off that he was passed over for the Chief Justice gig.
HICA!
Curly's innjer kitten
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Fred Phelps and the good Christians at the Westboro Baptist Church are planning to protest at the memorial service for the Sago miners.
"Behold the heathen! Idoltatrous caterwauling necromancers at a "candlelight vigil..."
Poster at godhatesfags.com
If you are able to decipher this I'm dying to know why god hates miners.
Getting too drunk
Think I'll sit on the porch
Must find porch and cat
and drink
and smokes
Flashlite?
Coat?
fuck
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Doozer--do they use the penis bong in your absence?
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere |
Do I even wanna know what that is? They seem to get off on shredding eachother...
Russell Tice: Well, the main reason is that I'm involved with some certain aspects of the intelligence community, which are very closely held, and I believe I have seen some things that are illegal. Ultimately it's Congress's responsibility to conduct oversight in these things. I don't see it happening. Another reason is there was a certain roadblock that was sort of lifted that allowed me to do this, and I can't explain, but I will to Congress if allowed to.
etc.
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Funny, I don't see Mr. Tice scheduled for any of the bobblehead shows tomorrow.
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QuentinCompson
I have a feeling we won't, either!
Fox News Sunday. Sens. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) and Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) preview the Samuel Alito Supreme Court confirmation hearings, and Rep. Jane Harman (D-Calif.) discusses President Bush's National Security Agency surveillance program
This Week. Sens. Edward Kennedy (D-Mass.) and Sam Brownback (R-Kan.) look ahead to the Alito hearings, plus an interview with GM CEO Rick Wagoner and a roundtable with the New York Times' David Brooks, Newsweek International's Fareed Zakaria, ABC's Cokie Roberts and columnist George Will
Sunday Morning interviews author Tom Wolfe, plus a segment on the roller derby revival
Religion & Ethics Newsweekly profiles Indian yoga master B.K.S. Iyengar about his approach and its impact on yoga in the United States
The Chris Matthews Show. Topics are the Alito hearings and the fallout over lobbyist Jack Abramoff; with the New York Times' Elisabeth Bumiller, CBS's Gloria Borger, Newsweek's Howard Fineman and NBC's Pete Williams
Inside Washington discusses Israel in the post-Sharon era, Jack Abramoff's guilty pleas and the West Virginia mine tragedy
Reliable Sources interviews Ted Koppel on his new venture with Discovery Networks, and a look at media coverage of the West Virginia mine tragedy with ABC's David Kerley, blogger Jeff Jarvis, the Philadelphia Daily News' Stu Bykofsky and CNN's Joe Johns
Meet the Press. The New York Times' James Risen discusses domestic spying; Sens. John Cornyn (R-Tex.) and Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) preview the Alito confirmation hearings; and a debate on abortion and feminism with former NARAL president Kate Michelman and the National Review's Kate O'Beirne (Channel 4, 10:30 a.m.).
Capital Sunday. Former deputy assistant attorney general Victoria Toensing assesses the Abramoff scandal, and The Washington Post's David Ignatius discusses the Middle East
Late Edition With Wolf Blitzer interviews former Israeli prime minister Shimon Peres and Palestinian negotiator Saeb Erakat on Ariel Sharon; Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean talks politics; and Sens. Arlen Specter (R-Pa.) and Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) preview the Alito hearings
McLaughlin One on One. The Abramoff probe is dissected by lawyer Stan Brand and The Washington Post's James Grimaldi
Q&A. c-span With former 9/11 commission vice chairman Lee Hamilton
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Fred Phelps and the good Christians at the Westboro Baptist Church are planning to protest at the memorial service for the Sago miners.
"Behold the heathen! Idoltatrous caterwauling necromancers at a "candlelight vigil..."
Poster at godhatesfags.com
If you are able to decipher this I'm dying to know why god hates miners.
Damned at Random
I think someone posted on here last night about what a mistake it was for Phelps to do that.
Even the cops know the families.
Fred Phelps and the good Christians at the Westboro Baptist Church are planning to protest at the memorial service for the Sago miners.
Some coal miner's kin are gonna give these dingbats a warm welcome, you watch.
WTF is this country to do when we had asshats like that spouting nonsence all the time?
Well, you missed the rest of the interview, where Fineman explained that the WH's "notification" fell far short of actual Congressional oversight. When Rockefeller was notified, the information was highly classified, and as he explained in the letter, it precluded his even consulting with legal or tech experts, much less informing the public.
Jane Harman has been explaining to the assholes that they violated the law, that such limited notification is only allowed for covert overseas action.
In addition, Howard Dean solicited signatures from voters for an FOIA request on the matter, which were delivered last week.
I'm sure there's more, but to answer the original question, yes goddammit, the Dems have reacted strongly to the NSA spying business, and fuck anybody who whines they haven't done anything without even paying attention to, oh, this fucking blog.
So they don't see the point in learning another way to deliver a narrative.
doug, | 01.08.06 - 12:16 am | #
they don't understand narrative but they want to know when they get to start acting. They haven't the faintest idea what plot structure is about or anything else and they vehemently do not want to learn.
I could literally spend my entire day writing disciplinary referrals. I have kids who come into class and drop their pants, I had one pull a knife just before Christmas, many spend the whole time applying their make-up unless I take it away from them. I am informed that my classes are much better behaved this year than they were last year however...cold comfort that.
Fred Phelps and the good Christians at the Westboro Baptist Church are planning to protest at the memorial service for the Sago miners.
Some coal miner's kin are gonna give these dingbats a warm welcome, you watch.
Doozer, (truncated)
I hope so.
Phelps and his crew need an attitude adjustment.
That, by the way, is the difference between jesting here and at Dean Dismay's place -- pull his leg and he pulls a gun.
todd_browning
EEEEEEEEEK!
HE'S GOT A GUB!!!!!!!!!
it was the obit page of today's nyt that seared my soul.
hugh thompson died.
probably the only hero of the vietnam war.
i recall how hugh was vilified for his revealing of the homiciding by usarmy personnel of vietnamese civilians.
many denounced hugh because he revealed the ugly, murderous side of amerika.
requiescat in pacem, hugh.
oh, how i wish there were more like you.
and that leads to the next question, why aren't there more in uniform, in iraq, in afghanistan, like hugh thompson?
tears. for you. one of the bravest.
SHG have stickhorse will trave, what state do you teach in?
albertchampion
What more can anyone add to that.
Beautifully said.
Funny, I don't see Mr. Tice scheduled for any of the bobblehead shows tomorrow.
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QuentinCompson
Not on the Stepford Networks, that's for sure.
SHG have stickhorse will travel, what state do you teach in?
doug, | 01.08.06 - 12:26 am | #
TX, where else?
Funny, I don't see Mr. Tice scheduled for any of the bobblehead shows tomorrow.
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QuentinCompson
After I mentioned him here a couple times, I read why he's ex-NSA; he tried to tell them a co-worker was a Chinese spy, and persisted to the point they demoted him to the motor pool, then, a couple years later, fired him. I sure hope he doesn't turn out to be a flake. Or, if he is, I hope he just gets shuffled quietly off the stage.
I have kids who come into class and drop their pants, I had one pull a knife just before Christmas, many spend the whole time applying their make-up unless I take it away
Those are the ones you wish WERE home-schooled.
Let them stay home and stop preventing other kids from learning.
Not on the Stepford Networks, that's for sure.
ben
(sigh)
Aren't THEY all Stepford Networks these days?
albertchampion: lovely post. Heartfelt and succinct.
Give yourself a break, we work on past experience. In this administration there was nothing to tell you otherwise.
EkCenTriK
Sadly, you are correct, sir. Why should anyone expect actual "justice" from this admin.? Everything, but everything is rigged agsinst all but the most well connected. Most of us don't have a chance, even under the farking law. Sick.
"My Favorite Wife" with Cary Grant, Irene Dunne on TCM right now.
I'm sure there's more, but to answer the original question, yes goddammit, the Dems have reacted strongly to the NSA spying business, and fuck anybody who whines they haven't done anything without even paying attention to, oh, this fucking blog.
Well, yeah.
A larger point arises here. I have not been happy with everything the democratic party has done or has failed to do in the last several years. but then, the Democratic Party is not the New York Jets, with whom I've also been irked. the thing is, i can join local committees of the Democratic party, i can write letters, I can join with likeminded citizens and affect the policies of the Democratic leadership. If this leadership is bad, I can try to organize and replace it. Can't do that with the Jets...
Good night, folks,
I'm coming down with a wicked cold, I can feel it. Basically, I feel a lack of passion...that tells me that something is wrong (I'm an intuitive person, whenever I follow my intuition, I'm on the mark).
Anyway, I'm going to bed. If I can't sleep, I'll be back.
Nonetheless, peace and love to every Atriot Moonbat in the blogosphere.
So, what'd I miss today, other than Tom DiLday, taking it up the ass for the team?
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If this leadership is bad, I can try to organize and replace it. Can't do that with the Jets...
Do you suppose we could trade Lieberman for a fourth-round draft pick?
So, what'd I miss today, other than Tom DiLday, taking it up the ass for the team?
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Brain bleach, table 7!
Hell, I'd give up a first-rounder to anyone who'll take him off our hands...
godhatesfags.com
Why isn't there a site called "godhatesfundiewhackjobs.com?
Let them stay home and stop preventing other kids from learning.
Terry C, Bush Hater | 01.08.06 - 12:30 am | #
the other 40% aren't really interested in learning either. Its a rotating crew of disruptors. They seem to trade off the job of making it impossible for anyone to learn....and god forbid someone should say "yo mama" because then all bets are off.
Jane Harman has been explaining to the assholes that they violated the law, that such limited notification is only allowed for covert overseas action.
In addition, Howard Dean solicited signatures from voters for an FOIA request on the matter, which were delivered last week.
I heart Jane H. She makes the law understandable to even know-nothings like me. BTW, I signed the Dean petition. I support Dean 10000%.
Do you suppose we could trade Lieberman for a fourth-round draft pick?
Them 4th rounders come dear...
Nonetheless, peace and love to every Atriot Moonbat in the blogosphere.
Vicki
Hope you feel better soon, Vicki.
imagine thompson in today's HUAH! military.
So, what'd I miss today, other than Tom DiLday, taking it up the ass for the team?
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Jeffraham Prestonian
that must be why he walks that way!
Awesome articles in BlackFive about Big Mouth Murtha and his efforts to demoralize the military, Uncle Jimbo destroys Hanoi John.
Gen. Pace tells Rep. Murtha to hush his cakehole
And fuck off with the chickenhawk bullshit already, these Americans patriots in the Military hate you as much as everyone else does.
Let them stay home and stop preventing other kids from learning.
Terry C, Bush Hater | 01.08.06 - 12:30 am | #
the other 40% aren't really interested in learning either. Its a rotating crew of disruptors. They seem to trade off the job of making it impossible for anyone to learn....and god forbid someone should say "yo mama" because then all bets are off.
SHG have stickhorse will trave
And THIS is the FUTURE of the country?
Future Repugnicans.
God help us all.
In 2001, Rick Rescorla was the 62-year-old head of security at the Morgan Stanley Bank situated high up in the South Tower at the World Trade Center. Rescorla was convinced that Osama Bin Laden would use jet planes to try and destroy the World Trade Center
Jebus, sounds like a "One Step Beyond" episode...
I'm coming down with a wicked cold, I can feel it. Basically, I feel a lack of passion...that tells me that something is wrong (I'm an intuitive person, whenever I follow my intuition, I'm on the mark).
Sorry, toots. I have one myself, but just the irritating kind. Off to be as well.
Peace out, 'bats!
(((Jeffraham and Curly!!!)))
How're my boys tonight?
And fuck off with the chickenhawk bullshit already, these Americans patriots in the Military hate you as much as everyone else does.
US love it or Leave it |
And from where in EYE-rack are YOU posting, fuckwad.
You don't give orders here.
Hanoi John??????????
How...incredibly....stupid!
Is that GODDAMN FUCKING WHORE annieangel here???
Future Repugnicans.
God help us all.
Terry C, Bush Hater | 01.08.06 - 12:37 am | #
Future? Hah! they already are...its a very heavily Repug area.
Sallyh: How're my boys tonight?
Fat, dumb and sassy! Didja see Curly's faux-kitten pix?
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CHeck out Godhatesshrimp. If you sign up to Leviticus, you had best sign up to all of it.
You might also like fstdt.com (Fundies say the Darndest Things). SOme of those folks make Phelps seem mainstream.
(sorry I missed the discussion last night. I was babysitting the triplets which limits the computer time)
Jebus, sounds like a "One Step Beyond" episode...
Doozer, (truncated)
Now I have that song by Madness of the same title in my head.
SHG have stickhorse will trave,
Can I make a suggestion? I have been doing this for twenty some "odd" years and have developed a plan that actually works.
I keep a record of class infractions for each student, each day. For every infraction of the rules, whatever it might be, they receive a check on the discipline sheet. When they reach three, they have worn out their welcome. The fourth one causes me to call their parents and explain what exactly the problem is. When I speak to the parents (as I do nearly daily) I always am calm and state the problems that they have been causing and why this is a problem. Often, this will work. If it does not, take the kid to the administration with a written record of the pattern of their misbehavior and the efforts that you have gone to in trying to solve the problem.
If you would like, I will post the ten rules for surviving in Mr. DWD's Class.
Future Repugnicans.
God help us all.
Terry C, Bush Hater | 01.08.06 - 12:37 am | #
Future? Hah! they already are...its a very heavily Repug area.
SHG have stickhorse will trave
Why am I not surprised?
Stupidity and being a Repug go together SO well.
Jeffraham--he does look like a baby there! Of course, Curly is always adorable.
Is that GODDAMN FUCKING WHORE annieangel here???
Mike
Yep.
Namestealing and stalking.
Saying her usual retarded shit.
It never varies.
Is that GODDAMN FUCKING WHORE annieangel here???
shouldn't this be?
Is that DEMON FUCKING WHORE anniSATAN here???
"Why aren't there more like Hugh Thompson in today's military?" Google Ian Fishback. Or Joshua Casteel (7 yrs military, service in Iraq, left as a conscientious objector.)
US love it or Leave it |
Oh, that's SO 1960s!
And I'M not going anywhere.
So fuck you!
Hi Jeffraham! You missed some good bug-blogging and some lame namestealers. And there was a fun thread at TBogg's place...
Liberal Lurker = Rush's Drug Dealer = Terry C. (C for Cunt)
Sallyh, pass this on the hubby.
I just tried out the apt-get tool, apt-spy. What this does is to speeding up the apt-get utility by checking all the mirrors in an area (for me North-America) to see which are the fastest. It makes installing applications much faster.
Liberal Lurker = Rush's Drug Dealer = Terry C. (C for Cunt)
annieangel
Oh, she IS nuts!
DWD, please do post your list. Even those of us who aren't teachers (but have to lead meetings of people who don't want to be there) can benefit from your wisdom too.
SHG--I only have a few rules:
1. Show up on time. I'm not going to repeat what I said for latecomers. Get it from your friends.
2. No cell phones. Turn it off or to silent.
3. No iPods!
4. No dissing anyone for an incorrect response.
Charlotte Smith: Hi Jeffraham! You missed some good bug-blogging and some lame namestealers. And there was a fun thread at TBogg's place...
Funny thang about the bugman... I heard some blerb on the locnews tonight about it, but then I thought, "Stepping down from what?" I mean, he's already out of the job, no?
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SHG, the RULES
0. Do not annoy your teacher
1. Do your best everyday
2. Don’t tell anyone else what to do.
3. Don’t tell me things I don’t want to
know.
4. Do not talk when I am talking.
5. Work quietly.
6. Do not wander around the room
7. Sharpen pencils during prescribed times
(Before class, breaks, lunch . . .)
8. Be prepared for class.
9. Don’t disturb others.
10. Use fun activities only when finished.
Oh, she IS nuts!
annieangel's dealer must have sold her drain cleaner again.
doug--I'll tell Monsieur when he's conscious. Right now, he's only barely conscious for short periods.
But there are now 11: I added rule 0 for those who still did not get it.
You might also like fstdt.com (Fundies say the Darndest Things). SOme of those folks make Phelps seem mainstream.
Damned at Random
Oooh, just checked that out.
Scary shit!
Comcast Home Screen.
Photo of Delay.
That's some baaaad plastic surgery.
Are we going for another kiloton thread tonight?
night 'bats - peace
Sallyh: Are we going for another kiloton thread tonight?
Why not? I have beer, and signal, in my beautiful laundrette!
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Jeez, finally got the Christmas decorations down today.
What a pain in the ass job that is.
If you would like, I will post the ten rules for surviving in Mr. DWD's Class.
DWD - Listener in the Snow | Email | Homepage | 01.08.06 - 12:41 am | #
DWD, I'd really appreciate it. This is my first year teaching. At the bottom of the referral form there is a line for "corrective measures taken" I'm at my wit's end as to what to do with many of them.
The kids don't care what I do,they have no fear of disciplinary measures and many of their parents don't care what the kids do either. I have spoken to maybe 10 concerned parents out of 108 students in this past semester.
The girl who pulled the knife lives up the block from me... she likes the alternative school she was sent to and is going to do whatever she can to go back...she told me so last week.
I will need a shorter list. I had a list of 10 rules at the beginning of the semester. I have several who can't read and most of them couldn't get through the original list, their attention spans are too short.
Jeffraham--I hope you're warm and comfortable and that Curly is nearby. Or are you really in the lavanderia?
Why not? I have beer, and signal, in my beautiful laundrette!
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Jeffraham Prestonian
But does your beautiful laundrette fluff and fold?
Terry C--I hear you on de-Christmasing the house. Took me the better part of Wednesday. Being jetlagged probably made it longer, too.
I have several who can't read and most of them couldn't get through the original list, their attention spans are too short.
SHG have stickhorse will trave
That's a shame!
Terry C--I hear you on de-Christmasing the house. Took me the better part of Wednesday. Being jetlagged probably made it longer, too.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Oh, you must have had fun!
Terry C--I had a blast in Paris.
Terry C--I had a blast in Paris.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Oh, excellent!
Then you have to come home to the housework, etc......
Bummer!
Terry C--spent all of Wednesday and Thursday cleaning up the place. Not that anyone would notice now.
That's a shame!
Terry C, Bush Hater | 01.08.06 - 12:54 am | #
why put a kid who can't read into a class where, presumably, they will have to read and memorize scripts? I don't have time to teach them to read along with all of the other fun things I have to do.
DWD, thanks for your list. I will copy and post it and see if they notice it.
Sallyh you too. I really appreciate it.
Sallyh: Jeffraham--I hope you're warm and comfortable and that Curly is nearby. Or are you really in the lavanderia?
I'm really in the laundrette -- didn't find that Frenchy word in the m-w.com. Curly's less than 100 meters from here, and it's quite warm in the laundrette, btw. If anyone's interested, I'll take a photo, since I have the stillcam onboard...
Terry C: But does your beautiful laundrette fluff and fold?
I'll have to wait until I am reemployed before I can consider hiring another fluffer.
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SHG--okay to add 'no weapons.' In CA, carrying a weapon is grounds for expulsion.
Terry C: But does your beautiful laundrette fluff and fold?
I'll have to wait until I am reemployed before I can consider hiring another fluffer.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
I'll bet your wife keeps you plenty busy around the homestead.
Terry C: I'll bet your wife keeps you plenty busy around the homestead.
What is this 'wife' word, of which you speak?
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SHG--okay to add 'no weapons.' In CA, carrying a weapon is grounds for expulsion.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere | Email | Homepage | 01.08.06 - 12:58 am |
It is here too, and I'm not sure why she wasn't expelled other than the blade was under 4". She used some choice words on the principal too when he came to extricate her from my classroom.
Terry C: I'll bet your wife keeps you plenty busy around the homestead.
What is this 'wife' word, of which you speak?
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Oops!
What is this 'wife' word, of which you speak?
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Email | Homepage | 01.08.06 - 1:00 am | #
its German for "fluffer".
Albert--There were two other men with Hugh Thompson (Glenn Andreotta and Lawrence Colburn), so there were at least 3 heroes from Vietnam. But otherwise...I cried, too. He deserves his own thread.
Laugh at me all you want. My man loves me, and Bush will keep you all safe even if you don't deserve it. I pity you, but Jesus may not.
Wussies!
SALT LAKE CITY - A movie theater owned by Utah Jazz owner Larry Miller abruptly changed its screening plans and decided not to show the film "Brokeback Mountain." The film, an R-rated Western gay romance story, was supposed to open Friday at the Megaplex at Jordan Commons in Sandy, a suburb of Salt Lake City. Instead it was pulled from the schedule.
A message posted at the ticket window read: "There has been a change in booking and we will not be showing 'Brokeback Mountain.' We apologize for any inconvenience."
Cal Gunderson, manager of the Jordan Commons Megaplex, declined to comment.
The film, starring Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal, is about two cowboys who discover feelings for one another. The two eventually marry women but rekindle their relationship over the years.
The movie's distributor, Focus Features, said that hours before opening, the theater management "reneged on their licensing agreement," and refused to open the film.
Gayle Ruzicka, president of the conservative Utah Eagle Forum, said not showing the film set an example for the people of Utah.
"I just think (pulling the show) tells the young people especially that maybe there is something wrong with this show," she said.
Mike Thompson, executive director of the gay rights advocacy group Equality Utah, called it disappointing.
"It's just a shame that such a beautiful and award-winning film with so much buzz about it is not being made available to a broad Utah audience because of personal bias," he said.
I think it's that a kitten's pinae are soooo much larger, proportionally, than an adult kitty, maybe... in that pix, there's an illusion going on.
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Gayle Ruzicka, president of the conservative Utah Eagle Forum, said not showing the film set an example for the people of Utah.
"I just think (pulling the show) tells the young people especially that maybe there is something wrong with this show," she said.
Eagle Forum, by the way, is the pack of nuts that Phyllis Schlafly founded.
Terry C: Oops!
That's not to say that I'm not objectively pro-wife.
If only Eli were here...
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OK, just jumping in here... is there any kind of debate going on, or just grabass?
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Well, I'm off.
Night 'bats.
How sad!
PHILIPPI, W.Va. - In the darkness of the Sago Mine, one of 12 trapped coal miners scrawled a timeline detailing how he was alive but losing air at least 10 hours after an underground explosion, his daughter said Saturday.
"Each time he documented, you could tell it was getting worse," Ann Merideth told The Associated Press of the note written by her father, 61-year-old shuttle car operator Jim Bennett. "Later on down the note, he said that it was getting dark. It was getting smoky. They were losing air."
If he was lucid enough to be writing 10 hours after the blast, he could have been saved _ but the rescue operation didn't move fast enough, Merideth said.
The first rescuers didn't go into the mine until 11 hours after the blast, a lag officials said was necessary to clear the mine of high concentrations of poisonous gases. When the miners were brought out more than 40 hours after the blast, there was only one survivor.
"I'm not sure how many miners went and was able to live as long as my father had, which I'm sure most of them did, and it really bothers me because it took them so long," Bennett's daughter said.
International Coal Group Inc. chief executive Ben Hatfield, whose company operates the mine, said rescuers had to follow state and federal laws that requires a methodical approach to avoid rescuers getting trapped, injured or killed themselves.
"It is painful, and it's slow, and it was maddening as we were all just doing our level best as we were attempting to get there," Hatfield told the AP. "And we're going to do our best to make sure that families understand."
Bob Friend, the federal Mine Safety and Health Administration's acting deputy assistant secretary of labor, echoed his words, saying a primary concern in such a rescue operation is the safety of the rescue teams.
Monday's explosion killed one miner immediately. Eleven others were found huddled two miles inside the mine behind a plastic curtain they had erected to keep out deadly carbon monoxide.
The lone survivor, 26-year-old Randal McCloy Jr., remained critically ill Saturday with possible brain damage from oxygen deprivation and carbon monoxide poisoning. However, doctors at a Pittsburgh hospital said he was showing dramatic signs of recovery, including flickering his eyes, and was well enough to be flown back to a hospital closer to his West Virginia home later Saturday.
Merideth said her father's note, given to the family Friday by the medical examiner, has three or four entries, the first at 11:40 a.m. Monday, about five hours after the blast, and the final entry, with words getting fainter and trailing off the page, at 4:25 p.m., nearly 10 hours after the blast.
She said she had suspected there would have been a last note from her father, a deeply religious man who prayed for his fellow miners every day and planned to retire this year.
If only Eli were here...
Eh?
I'm sort of here. Lurking while playing Madden 2006 on the PSP...
Terry C: Oops!
That's not to say that I'm not objectively pro-wife.
If only Eli were here...
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Jeffraham Prestonian
MisterX: OK, just jumping in here... is there any kind of debate going on, or just grabass?
Just grabass, but, I'm objectively pro-grabass, too.
I would have asked hamletta about the meet-up tonight that I missed, but...
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god it seems some people just *have* to be stupid...
Message to America Love it or Leave it:
Dear Mr. Leave it:
We keep hearing that the troops are fighting to protect the freedoms of Americans. One of the most cherished freedoms of Americans is to disagree with their government.
Every American who exercises his or her right to dissent is also helping to assure that the troops are not fighting in vain.
We do support the troops, by the way, and we express that support by wishing for every single one of them to return home alive and unharmed.
With regard to your assessment of General Pace's comments to Jack Murtha, everyone here is aware that Pace, while he disagreed with Murtha, did not tell Pace to "shut his cakehole". That was just editorializing on the part of some immature right-wing spinner.
Additionally, I eagerly await for the day that you enlist in the armed sevices, travel to Iraq, and start blogging from the world you mistakenly believe you understand.
annieanal is a guy.
US love it or Leave it
i would but i don't want to be a victim of us foreign policy.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
So why were you visiting such an anti-Murkan place as Paris, France?
You'll make Baby Jebus cry!
US love it or Leave it
i would but i don't want to be a victim of us foreign policy.
pukebot |
So why were you visiting such an anti-Murkan place as Paris, France?
You'll make Baby Jebus cry!
Baby Jebus has been crying for the last 5 years...
Eli: Eh?
I punned!
I'm sort of here. Lurking while playing Madden 2006 on the PSP...
Slacker.
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Just grabass, but, I'm objectively pro-grabass, too.
Jeffraham Prestonian
Well, who among us isn't objectively pro-grabass?
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Terry C--it does me good to visit a civilized nation once in a while.
So why were you visiting such an anti-Murkan place as Paris, France?
You'll make Baby Jebus cry!
Baby Jebus has been crying for the last 5 years...
Eli |
SO true!
Well, who among us isn't objectively pro-grabass?
I'm more subjectively grabass, myself...
Terry C--it does me good to visit a civilized nation once in a while.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
I feel that way when I go to Canada.
Well, who among us isn't objectively pro-grabass?
Grabass can be good.
Message to America Love it or Leave it:
Cram it with walnuts, ugly.
Terry C: I feel that way when I go to Canada.
I feel that way when I go to denial.
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Grabass can be good.
Terry C, Bush Hater | 01.08.06 - 1:12 am | #
true, when there is a nice ass to grab.
Frankly, I think Baby Jebus is about ready to open up a big can of whup-ass on Pat Robertson.
This blog sucks. What a bunch of losers
1. Show up on time. I'm not going to repeat what I said for latecomers. Get it from your friends.
My photography professor last semester had a rule that if you showed up late for class after the second class you couldn't come in.
He actually shut and locked the doors.
Grabass can be good.
Terry C, Bush Hater | 01.08.06 - 1:12 am | #
true, when there is a nice ass to grab.
SHG have stickhorse will trave
Fundies don't like grabass, I've heard.
Lurking while playing Madden 2006 on the PSP...
Is that the game where you try to angle the RV into the crowded diner parking lot, and try to get extra points by getting 5% off the Senior Special?
He actually shut and locked the doors.
four legs good | Email | 01.08.06 - 1:14 am | #
would that I could do that.
4Legs--I don't lock the doors. But if I see you wander in late 3 times, I say something to you. I consider it rude as hell.
This just in:
In a letter to Dennis Hastert, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have announced that they have decided not to seek the Super Bowl Championship this year for "the good of the league"
My photography professor last semester had a rule that if you showed up late for class after the second class you couldn't come in.
He actually shut and locked the doors.
four legs good
NOW, you've got me thinking of the scene from "Fast Times at Ridgmont High."
When Mr. Hand locks Jeff Spicoli out of the classroom and Spicoli says "You dick!"
4Legs--I don't lock the doors. But if I see you wander in late 3 times, I say something to you. I consider it rude as hell.
He locked the doors. And after 3 absences you were officially dropped from the class.
He has tenure so he can do what he wants.
Personally, I thought it was a brilliant policy.
And by "grabass", I don't mean anything the trolls have to offer... Grabass is so much more personal and fraught with meaning...
*pinch*
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Fundies don't like grabass, I've heard.
Terry C, Bush Hater
Fuck the fucking fundies. They are destroying my beautiful country.
Grabass can be good.
Terry C, Bush Hater | 01.08.06 - 1:12 am | #
true, when there is a nice ass to grab.
SHG have stickhorse will trave
And it depends on who is doing the grabbing.
I just shoot latecomers in the ass with a BB gun.
Tenure rocks.
Well, who among us isn't objectively pro-grabass?
I'm more subjectively grabass, myself...
Eli
I always seem to be in the seat beside a guy like you when I ride the subway...
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Fundies don't like grabass, I've heard.
Terry C, Bush Hater
Fuck the fucking fundies. They are destroying my beautiful country.
Mike
Mike - I LIKE the way you THINK!
I just shoot latecomers in the ass with a BB gun.
Tenure rocks.
I heartily endorse that policy as well.
In a letter to Dennis Hastert, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have announced that they have decided not to seek the Super Bowl Championship this year for "the good of the league"
Personally, I thought it was a brilliant policy.
four legs good | Email | 01.08.06 - 1:16 am | #
If I tried that they would run to the other side of the building and bang on the window to be let in. I don't have tenure, my brief was, "I don't care if you teach them Shakespear all year, just keep them busy". That was for the highschoolers...I spend most of my time at Jr. High
I just shoot latecomers in the ass with a BB gun.
:lol"
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And by "grabass", I don't mean anything the trolls have to offer...
MisterX
I don't think any of them get close enough to a woman's ass to do any grabbing.
Thers, what do you teach?
Whoopies!
http://www.bookofjoe.com/images/
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and the story about them.
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/2...serland&
emc=rss
Old Man, did you ever get an answer from NTodd on his digital camera? The reason I laughed the first time you asked was that it's the same one I have - Nikon D70.
If you're trying to decide between the D50 and D70, I would recommend comparing their features, and trying to determine whether there's anything unique to the D70 that you really have to have. I'm pretty sure the picture quality is identical.