I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
frist?
whiskey
But do I really have anything to say?
two hours, on the dot...
halospam must be back in harness...
victoria? are you here?
Interesting that I discovered Vicki and I are about the same age--I figured all of you in here are older and wiser. And I'm hoping that you can offer perspective: that it may seem bleak but that there is still hope...
...& i cant even SEE
if this is really ME
& i just wanna BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!
evenin blogkins
Happy SATERDAY!
.
Woohoo!
Martians!
C. Thomas Howell!
Jake Busey!
Whooooooo!!!
I figured all of you in here are older and wiser.
i'm older. but that's as far as i go.
Bush presidency: FIERY WRECK!
Please tell me that kid is a girl...
It's not a girl.
How... unfortunate.
I manage to get on a thread while it is still short & all I can say is "Good NIght!"
DV will be able to stop by tomorrow after Mass
I'm all alone here, aren't I.
Ah, good, I got here in time
Please tell me that kid is a girl...
You lika da young boys, eh?
Ah, good, I got here in time
I wish someone else would...
C Thomas Howell has done well with his crack and alfalfa sprouts diet.
ET was a looooooooong time ago...
n69n,
wha's happenin, homey?
Yes, I'm here!
You are looking for me, right, dirk?
I was still playing on that thread down under.
I used to hate that when I put my cell in my pocket the 'driving mode' button would get pushed.
Now I'm loving the voice command thing and the speaker phone deal.
It never understands when I cuss at it, tho. Maybe I need an upgrade.
.
I wonder if the kid's cough means it's dying, or if it's just foreshadowing.
I'm a very open minded parent, but I'm kinda glad my son doesn't much resemble Drew Barrymore.
Should I be watching this thing?
.
Eli, you're never alone! But you mean: is anyone else watching TV, right?
You are looking for me, right, dirk?
always hoping to see you, vicki - but no, i was referring to DWD. (s)broke my heart!
Goddamit .... 4th and 1 on the 3 and Jake throws a pass???????? WTF ......
Huzzah for Canadian polygamy!
And go Pats!
Is it halftime yet? I gotta go put the spaghetti sauce on.
Should I be watching this thing?
Absolutely.
Help us figure out whether Howell's "son" is played by a girl or a boy.
Can a queef hole be brutish?
C Thomas Howell has done well
Never forgave him for trying to sneak into Harvard Law as a minstrel.
eli, what's on?
Eli, you're never alone! But you mean: is anyone else watching TV, right?
War Of The Worlds, to be specific.
I'm a very open minded parent, but I'm kinda glad my son doesn't much resemble Drew Barrymore.
Thers
You thought Drew was the real father?
"boneless wings"? How did they fly?
its ginormous?
eli, what's on?
The C. Thomas Howell/Jake Busey/Androgynous GirlBoy remix of War Of The Worlds!
Now with 25% more inexplicable soundtrack!
I'm sorry, was that line just "smells like ass"?
Dirk,
I think your Victor/Victoria is in bed. At least that's what the little birdie known as his icon on my buddy list indicates ~ he's away.
He always knows when I'm about to post because he sees me sign on.
War Of The Worlds, to be specific.
Eli
Is this a made-for-teebee version? And is it anything at all like the original (or more recent version, for that matter?)
Dang, I appear to be several seconds behind. Stupid DVR.
Yes, it *was* "smells like ass."
I learn new things about Martians every day.
Can a queef hole be brutish?
dith
Hi dith!
Only in a hermaphrodite.
Repost from end of last thread:
Hey trolls,here is your 2008 presidential candidate. Oh sure, he says "I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is my enemy." But he also promises that if any terrorists are caught in his home state of Minnesota (where he is currently running for governor), he will impale them on stakes in front of the State Capital. Shit, your boy Bush is a fucking pussy compared to this guy. Why don't you just go whole hog and support a guy who'll actually do the kinds of things you've been jerking your little troll dicks about the past couple years? If you guys are really such rough, tough customers, what's a little Satan-worshipping if it'll stop the insidious threat of Islamofascism?
Never forgave him for trying to sneak into Harvard Law as a minstrel.
He redeemed himself by going back to fight on the Union side, though...
I think your Victor/Victoria is in bed.
and without me! well, i'm going to need some consoling. :D
As FSM is my witness I can't name a movie C, Thomas Howell was in.
.
(Pepsi commercials are almost universally annoying, and have been as far back as I can remember...)
I'm relatively sure Mary mothered my children. Something about seeing the placenta inspires confidence.
Okay,
the pyromaniac bitch in me wants to build a fire.
I'll be in and out, depending on the beauty and warmth of the fire.
All right! A thingy! A fiendish thingy!
Or is that more of a contraption?
Ah-mon! Nom-ma!
Is it halftime yet? I gotta go put the spaghetti sauce on.
watertiger
I'm boiling eggs.
Half time or no!
.
Now this is the dream team: "Laura Bush: Rice in '08?". And from CNN no less, not Fox
I don't watch TV. Was it just last week that you folks led me through something with big bugs? I guess that's related to current events. At least I know the War of the Worlds story, so it'll be easier to go along for the ride.
the pyromaniac bitch in me wants to build a fire
that's not "bitchiness," that's primal memory.
The Martians look like lobsters. Better start heating the butter sauce.
"Smells like ass!"
Since when do the Martians roll with giant ticks?
At least Spielberg had decent SFX. Although Tom Cruise, too.
.
Something about seeing the placenta inspires confidence.
You sure you're not just trying to use up the last of the Placenta Helper™?
As FSM is my witness I can't name a movie C, Thomas Howell was in.
Gettysburg
Soul Man
At least I know the War of the Worlds story,
although i doubt that hg wells wrote "it smells like ass"
c thomas howell was in the tv remake of the poseidon adventure.
I wonder if there's any restaurant nearby that'd deliver some sauteed scallops.
according to imdb, howel has been in 90 movies since 1977.
BTW, picking up on the Barbie stuff from the last thread:
Move over Barbie, veiled is beautiful. The physical ideal of Muslim girls increasingly includes the hijab, as evidenced by toy shops' best-selling doll "Fulla" and the string of showbiz stars opting to cover up.
The dark-eyed and olive-skinned Fulla has replaced her American rival's skimpy skirts with more modest "outdoor fashion" and Barbie's luxuriant blonde mane with an Islamic veil.
"Fulla sells better because it is closer to our Arab values: she never reveals a leg or an arm," says Tarek Mohammed, chief salesman at a Toys'R'Us branch in Mohandessin, one of Cairo's more upmarket neighbourhoods.
The Arab answer to Barbie has been selling like hot cakes for Eid Al-Adha, the most important holiday in the Muslim calendar, not least because it is cheaper than its American rival, although both are made in China.
Something about seeing the placenta inspires confidence.
You know that there was, and maybe still is, a group of hippie women in Kentucky who live commnally, and following birth, they make milkshakes using the placenta.
Just typing that makes me gag, but it's true. I read it in "Our Bodies, Ourselves" years ago.
Gettysburg
Soul Man
The Hitcher.
And I think he was in that movie where they went to Mars and it was inhabited by freaky Sumerians or something.
Have there been enough jokes made about Kate O'Beirne and Ann Coulter. I say no. But in this shameless plug, I do give a shout out to Ann Coulter's dick!
http://toosaucy.blogspot.com/200...-shout-
out.html
I'm relatively sure Mary mothered my children. Something about seeing the placenta inspires confidence.
Thers | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 9:16 pm | #
but are they YOUR children. placenta has nothing to do with that. just sayin. that is why indian lineages go through the mother 
Gettysburg
Soul Man
Like I said.
I'd check the IMDB but he's just not worth the effort.
.
Bush is still preznit, right?
Damn.
according to imdb, howel has been in 90 movies since 1977.
None of them memorable.
according to imdb, howel has been in 90 movies since 1977.
Yet they fail to explain *why*.
Something about seeing the placenta inspires confidence.
You sure you're not just trying to use up the last of the Placenta Helper™?
Sorry, but I can't ever thinking of placentas without seeing that icky scene in The Brood...
The Arab answer to Barbie has been selling like hot cakes for Eid Al-Adha, the most important holiday in the Muslim calendar, not least because it is cheaper than its American rival, although both are made in China.
NTodd, VAT
Hmmmm, cheap but not easy. Interesting combination.
Polenta milkshakes? Surely not....
You know that there was, and maybe still is, a group of hippie women in Kentucky who live commnally, and following birth, they make milkshakes using the placenta.
you don't mean "the farm" do you? if so it is in tennessee. and i think they sautee it in onions.
I presume you are watching War of the Worlds. One point I would like to make, this version is actually better than Cruise's version.
The Hitcher.
Oh, heck.. I saw that in the theater back in the day. Rutger Hauer.
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Oh, sweet! Sci-Fi has the lame ringingphone.com commercials too!
They gotta be local - is anyone else seeing this?
MARY ANASTASIA O'GRADY -
she writes on latin america for the wsj.
personally, i find her as demented as michelle o'phillipina malkin.
can anyone tell me.....does she travel latin amerrica?
or does she invent her shit in manhattan?
is she the voice of the vatican?
on friday, the wsj published her latest screed, THE NEW TEHRAN-CARACAS AXIS.
there is a lot of bullshit in this piece. especially the characterization of two elected heads of state as being "tyrants".
from my perspective, she fails to stop there. the entirety of the essay is pejorative propaganda.
anyone, other than a winger troll, disagree?
I've been in DirectTV Land for a couple of weeks now. Grrrr, I missed the ending of a movie last night, though. Hopefully, they'll replay it. Been a nice break from staring intently over the rim of a toilet bowel watching cable news as your country swirls down it.
Hmmmm, cheap but not easy. Interesting combination.
Marcia Brady
Cheap but not vulgar - the name of my first business.
http://www.thefarm.org
we almost decided to live there when we were kids. almost wish we had.
"Gore executed, Bush crowned" - http://confederateyankee.mu.nu/
It would be nice if someone would put the poor man out of his misery.
you don't mean "the farm" do you? if so it is in tennessee. and i think they sautee it in onions.
Actually, it's vindaloo.
it is interesting to watch a cow eat her placenta. it looks so abnormal. but they dutifully munch through it.
Ooo, I hope Jake Busey is in the Tim Robbins Crazy Survivalist role...
Okay, bats. This day has been too emotionally harrowing, so I'm going to end it.
You know that there was, and maybe still is, a group of hippie women in Kentucky who live commnally, and following birth, they make milkshakes using the placenta.
you don't mean "the farm" do you? if so it is in tennessee. and i think they sautee it in onions.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Oh, sweet mystery of life I've found you.
Actually, it's vindaloo.
Mmm... vindaluterus...
You know that there was, and maybe still is, a group of hippie women in Kentucky who live commnally, and following birth, they make milkshakes using the placenta.
Just typing that makes me gag, but it's true. I read it in "Our Bodies, Ourselves" years ago.
Vicki
Yeah I've heard of placenta-eating. The only meat you don't have to kill, it gives life instead of taking it, etc. I read about some people who fried theirs up and ate it after their kid was born. Made me want to hurl, but then I'm kinda old school.
DON'T DO IT RORSCHACH!!!
I wonder if there's any restaurant nearby that'd deliver some sauteed scallops.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Hello!
A smart guy at my work told us that most of the scallops we buy are not really scallops, but cut out of flounder and such. It has to say 'Sea Scallops' on the package.
I'm thinking this is BS.
.
this version is actually better than Cruise's version.
EkCenTriK | 01.14.06 - 9:21 pm | #
well, so was the elm street elemetary school's production. little amy brown was especially memorable as a martian ship.
wow, if that's C. Thomas Howell, he has not aged particularly well.
It has to say 'Sea Scallops' on the package.
I'm thinking this is BS.
Nope, common fraud. When what's shown as 'scallops' are identical, round little blobs, that's the tip off.
you don't mean "the farm" do you? if so it is in tennessee. and i think they sautee it in onions
Yeah, the farm.
well, so was the elm street elemetary school's production. little amy brown was especially memorable as a martian ship.
.
I finally got my kids' palcentas out of the freezer and into the ground: buried 'em under two new pear trees last spring (Anjou and Moonglow). Wait. A post like this isn't gonna win any friends here...
Hello!
A smart guy at my work told us that most of the scallops we buy are not really scallops, but cut out of flounder and such. It has to say 'Sea Scallops' on the package.
I'm thinking this is BS.
.
agAve | Email | 01.14.06 - 9:23 pm | #
check for the little tendon thingy on the side. plus scallops taste like scallops. he is full of shit.
Okay, bats. This day has been too emotionally harrowing, so I'm going to end it.
night, rorsch. i feel your pain.
can ONE of these teams just score already?!
Hm. C. Thomas Howell was born on the 25th anniversary of Pearl Harbor.
I have no idea whether this means anything.
DON'T DO IT RORSCHACH!!!
Ô¿Ô
WHAT INCOG SAID!!!
ten minutes till we leave for mrs henderson presents.
Oh, sweet mystery of life I've found you.
Diane | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 9:23 pm | #
i've heard that song before.
I finally got my kids' palcentas out of the freezer and into the ground: buried 'em under two new pear trees last spring (Anjou and Moonglow). Wait. A post like this isn't gonna win any friends here...
whiskeyina | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 9:24 pm | #
bioenergy!
Just typing that makes me gag, but it's true. I read it in "Our Bodies, Ourselves" years ago.
Vicki
I've read about this also.
.
"DC? I heard the terrorists hit them first!"
Redneck Mommy is starting to piss me right off...
"wow, if that's C. Thomas Howell, he has not aged particularly well.
watertiger"
Thought the same thing when I saw this the first time. Life or genetics?
Actually, it's vindaloo. watertiger
Lee Marvin was great in that!
I have never had so many choices for movies before with DirectTV. I just lie in bed drinking beer watching movies. Saw Ray today. What a movie. Jamie Foxx nailed that role.
i seem to recall some sort of hair conditioner made with placenta.
Thought the same thing when I saw this the first time. Life or genetics?
Some people just can't handle fame and fortune well.
Sometimes they just curl up into a little ball and let Martians march right over them.
wow, if that's C. Thomas Howell, he has not aged particularly well.
watertiger | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 9:24 pm | #
"In 2003 he was hospitalized for 4 weeks because of a ruptured appendix, a very serious illness, fatal if not treated on time. He lost 45 pounds and surgeons had to take out 3 feet of his intestine among other things in order to save his life. That's the real reason behind his gaunt look in all his movies between 2003 and 2005. As of today he has fully recovered. He's currently working out with a trainer and he has already gained 12 pounds of muscles and his face has filled back. He's also following a strict protein and carbohydrate diet."
from imdb.
but are they YOUR children. placenta has nothing to do with that.
But it's so sweet!
/Homer
i seem to recall some sort of hair conditioner made with placenta.
Smells like ass!
i seem to recall some sort of hair conditioner made with placenta.
Probably best not to ask from whence yon placenta came.
.
You give your hand to me
And then you say, "Hello."
And I can hardly speak,
My heart is beating so.
And anyone can tell
You think you know me well.
Well, you don't know me.
(no you don't know me)
No you don't know the one
Who dreams of you at night;
And longs to kiss your lips
And longs to hold you tight
Oh I'm just a friend.
That's all I've ever been.
Cause you don't know me.
(no you don't know me)
For I never knew the art of making love,
Though my heart aches with love for you.
Afraid and shy, I let my chance go by.
A chance that you might love me too.
(love me too)
You give your hand to me,
And then you say, "Goodbye."
I watched you walk away,
Beside the lucky guy
Oh, you'll never ever know
The one who loved you so.
Well, you don't know me
(For I never knew the art of making love, )
(Though my heart aches with love for you. )
Afraid and shy, I let my chance go by.
A chance that you might love me too.
(love me too)
Oh, you give your hand to me,
And then you say, "Goodbye."
I watched you walk away,
Beside the lucky guy
Oh, you'll never ever know
The one who loved you so.
Well, you don't know me
(you don't love me, you don't know me)
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Probably best not to ask from whence yon placenta came.
A placenent agency of some sort.
Nope, common fraud. When what's shown as 'scallops' are identical, round little blobs, that's the tip off.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Thanks, you da Man!
I mean...
.
"Sometimes they just curl up into a little ball and let Martians march right over them."
Oh just like those folks who say they are screwed either way so they don't vote. Then they would complain mercilessy about the new martiam government as well.
i seem to recall some sort of hair conditioner made with placenta.
Well, placenta *does* make you full-bodied....
Outhouse-tipping!
now we are talking about eating placentas? i might go back to attaturk's and watrertiger's dirty night time blog.
watertiger,
You have mail. Nothing pressing, just words of good cheer.
Oh just like those folks who say they are screwed either way so they don't vote. Then they would complain mercilessy about the new martiam government as well.
Don't look at me! I voted for Kodos!
Placenta are high in iron, which is why women in some traditional cultures chew them to recover from birth.
Me, I'd rather have a steak.
When little human babies are born, they smell like puppies. A lot like puppies.
I finally got my kids' palcentas out of the freezer and into the ground: buried 'em under two new pear trees last spring (Anjou and Moonglow). Wait. A post like this isn't gonna win any friends here...
whiskeyina | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 9:24 pm | #
i think that's sweet.
of course, i am mentally unstable. but still....
albertchampion, i am not familiar with the piece but amazingly i can comment anyway! the guy who currently writes bush's speechs left the wsj to take the job about a year ago. he is a religious nut and ayn rander of the militant catholic persuasion so it is little surprise that the tradition is being carried on by mary o'grady.
Oops. Freaking cookies.
Thers does not, of course, have a placenta.
A placenent agency of some sort.
Imagine the publicity photos.
.
i seem to recall some sort of hair conditioner made with placenta.
That was an urban legend before urban legends.
I like the original HG Wells dialogue.
"So, you a... space... guy?"
I presume you are watching War of the Worlds. One point I would like to make, this version is actually better than Cruise's version.,
When I went to see the Spielberg version last summer, after the movie was over, and we were filing out, there were several people that said "I wonder what killed them?" to which her husband replied "Weren't you paying attention? It was the birds that landed on them that made them sick." I just had to laugh at that one.
Probably started by the anti-choice fundies.
Mmmmmm... placenta cookies... auauauauaughghghgh...
Thers does not, of course, have a placenta.
But I have the RIGHT to have a placenta.
Oops. Freaking cookies.
Thers does not, of course, have a placenta.
NYMary | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 9:31 pm | #
ok; vindaloo, saute, even hair conditioner i can see.
but placenta cookies?
When I went to see the Spielberg version last summer, after the movie was over, and we were filing out, there were several people that said "I wonder what killed them?" to which her husband replied "Weren't you paying attention? It was the birds that landed on them that made them sick." I just had to laugh at that one.
Heh. Bird flu killed the Martians.
I am not a placenta, but I play one on the Internets.
Well, placenta *does* make you full-bodied....
Tell me about it.
of course, i am mentally unstable. but still....
dirk gently, sociopathetic
One of the many reasons I love you so.
Do babies have puppy breath?
i have it on good authority that fake scallops are often punched out of skate wings .
Hey, tigre, if I can't get hold of a Harry & Kumar DVD, will you settle for matching box sets of Superman (George Reeves) and Lois & Clark?
Do babies have puppy breath?
Ô¿Ô | 01.14.06 - 9:33 pm | #
from eating puppies?
But I have the RIGHT to have a placenta.
That would be the non-sexist, nonpartisan thing to say.
Thers does not, of course, have a placenta.
But I have the RIGHT to have a placenta.
Thers
Sorry. You simply haven't the womb for one.
Do babies have puppy breath?
No, they can't eat puppies until they get teeth.
i have it on good authority that fake scallops are often punched out of skate wings .
This may also answer the "Boneless wings? How do they fly?" question...
No, they can't eat puppies until they get teeth.
NYMary | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 9:34 pm |
great minds ....
From now on, we have to call Thers "Loretta."
From now on, we have to call Thers "Loretta."
I was going to do that anyway.
Do babies have puppy breath?
Ô¿Ô
No, but they do smell like wet puppies.
At least Audrey did, when she was first born.
anyone, other than a winger troll, disagree?
albertchampion |
I don't disagree - for all the comfort that may give you. But I do believe that with Latin America's enormous piss-off re: the US and the US insistent on keeping them "under control" that we will continue to see the demonizing of leaders like Hugo and Evo et al.
The usual US propaganda. We are NOT "nice" people, eh? No suprises there.
True: Thers was recently invited to a transgender party and told he could wear a dress if he wanted.
So I guess he can have a placenta.
This may also answer the "Boneless wings? How do they fly?" question...
Eli | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 9:34 pm | #
*****************
the first time i had buffalo wings, i understood immediately why buffalo can't fly.
But I have the RIGHT to have a placenta.
Don't you own NYMary's?
"Didn't see this in the Army brochure."
Another blow for the recruiters...
From now on, we have to call Thers "Loretta."
I was going to do that anyway.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 9:35 pm | #
thers=loretta
dwd=victoria
anyone else have something to own up to?
NYMary,
So did you lend him a dress?
i have it on good authority that fake scallops are often punched out of skate wings .
Next thing you will be telling us is that the Krab I'm buying is fake, too.
Don't you own NYMary's?
NTodd, VAT | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 9:36 pm | #
once alito has been confirmed ....
Sorry. You simply haven't the womb for one.
Sexist. Partisan.
anyone else have something to own up to?
I made soup.
Does anyone else think GI Joe here is a bit... off?
The placenta I have is currently in use by someone, thanks. Thers has to get his own.
Pigs can fly. I've seen them wedged into the forks of trees 50 feet off the ground before. Can anyone explain how that happened if they can't fly? It's a riddle that really happened.
Jake Busey!!!
Sorry. You simply haven't the womb for one.
Sexist. Partisan.
I sense an Altmouse post in the works...
*That's* the Busey kid.
Does anyone else think GI Joe here is a bit... off?
Just a bit.
.
", and we were filing out, there were several people that said "I wonder what killed them?" "
Artistic integrity done in by poetic license.
Hi, Bats.
Just nipped off to watch a tape that I got from e-bay.
Pigs can fly. I've seen them wedged into the forks of trees 50 feet off the ground before. Can anyone explain how that happened if they can't fly? It's a riddle that really happened.
Ô¿Ô | 01.14.06 - 9:38 pm | #
frat boys
anyone else have something to own up to?
dirk gently, sociopathetic
I forgot my sons 23 birthday.
.
Same teeth.
.
Anyone wanna buy a foot and a half of C Thomas Howell's intestines?
Cheap.
"Stars, huh? That's interesting..."
The placenta I have is currently in use by someone, thanks. Thers has to get his own.
You don't think he has at least some say in who gets that placenta?
Jake Busey has an astrophysics fetish.
And he seems a little too happy about DC being wiped out...
Pigs can fly. I've seen them wedged into the forks of trees 50 feet off the ground before. Can anyone explain how that happened if they can't fly? It's a riddle that really happened.
Ô¿Ô | 01.14.06 - 9:38 pm | #
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they were chased there by ocelots.
ok, time to hit the road. taking footloose's suggestion and seeing mrs henderson.
goodnight, marcia brady.
goodnight, diane.
goodnight, vicki.
goodnight, loretta.
goodnight, nymary.
goodnight, sarah deere.
goodnight, watertiger.
and goodnight, guys
Nopers so far...
Wow, the family resemblance is... unfortunate.
Woohoo! Jake Busey is a crazy hippy-hatin' wingnut!
Methinks Jake is gonna get offed.
.
Did Jake Busey just call them "assclowns"?
Pigs can fly. I've seen them wedged into the forks of trees 50 feet off the ground before. Can anyone explain how that happened if they can't fly? It's a riddle that really happened.
Either a tornado or a swine-a-pult
OK,
The new popcorn popper with the crank works just fine, except it's a lotta work.
The popcorn does taste fresher than microwave popcorn, however.
I deem it perfect for Saturday Night Sci-Fi live blogging.
nope
Good bye, dirk. Enjoy yourself.
Next thing you will be telling us is that the Krab I'm buying is fake, too.
Keystone Blues
No, it's real fake crab.
.
You don't think he has at least some say in who gets that placenta?
NTodd, VAT
Nope.
G'night, dirk!
Wow, DeNiro must be really desperate for work...
It was one of those French catapult things with the opposing weight: (I will not humble myself with trying to spell the name)
OT Can I just say that my local paper actually ran the headline: "Democrats hammer Alito". I like my town. Now, I'm off to my womb to make some cookies...
actually, incog, it's pretty obvious that somebody down there is going around sticking pigs in trees just to confuse you.
It was one of those French catapult things with the opposing weight: (I will not humble myself with trying to spell the name)
Trebuchet?
Well, placenta *does* make you full-bodied....
Placenta - it's whats for dinner (cue up music)
and goodnight, guys
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Email | 01.14.06 - 9:40 pm | #
oh yeah whatever
I sense an Altmouse post in the works
Today, Ann Althouse went after Lawrence Tribe for not being forthcoming in his Congressional testimony about Alito. You know, for not making his position crystal clear.
I LOVE THAT WOMAN!
Thanks, you da Man!
I mean...
Yah. Just try to keep in mind that I am (a) very nearly 104 years old, and (b) still remarkably cute. And distinctly female.
Wow, DeNiro must be really desperate for work...
Well, he *does* do AmEx ads.
.
Oh brother I can't,
I can't get through.
I've been trying hard to reach you, 'cause I don't know what to do.
O brother I can't believe it's true.
I'm so scared about the future and I wanna talk to you.
Oh, I wanna talk to you.
You can take a picture of something you see.
In the future, where will I be?
You could climb a ladder up to the sun,
or write a song nobody has sung
or do something that's never been done.
Are you lost or incomplete?
Do you feel like a puzzle you can't find your missing piece?
Tell me how you feel,
Well I feel like they're talking in a language I don't speak.
And they're talking it to me.
So you take a picture of something you see.
In the future, where will I be?
You could climb a ladder up to the sun,
or write a song nobody has sung
or do something that's never been done.
Do something that's never been done.
So you don't know where you're going and you wanna talk.
But you feel like you're going where you've been before.
Tell anyone who listens that you feel ignored.
And nothing's really making any sense at all.
Let's talk,
Lets talk.
Let's talk,
Let's talk
(Sorry - love that song!)
Did Jake Busey just call them "assclowns"?/i>
Yes.
Trebuchet?
Gesundheit.
Okay Jake, we need you to play a paranoid that is off-center and heavy on the vengance.
"You mean like my Dad?"
Absolutely
"No problem, can do it in my sleep. Hell My dad has been a role model for all of my roles"
Cool. But you can turn it off right?
"Oh sure, what you think I don't wear a helmet or something?"
Nah, Olaf. It really happened. They were hanging dead way up in the trees.
I-know-who-Galileo-was...
Man, this guy is freaky-deaky.
Well, he *does* do AmEx ads.
It's why the stock keeps falling.
moi? mwaaa!
and terry c too.
and john boy.
You don't think he has at least some say in who gets that placenta?
NTodd, VAT
Nope.
This is why you libs never win elections. You are anti-male-placental-rights. Keep it up, and thanks for 2048!
The placenta I have is currently in use by someone, thanks.
Bar and Poppy threw the baby out and kept the placenta.
That explains the mess in this country right now.
Did Jake Busey just call them "assclowns"?
One of H.G. Wells' favorite expressions.
Next week: Magma.
The week after: Smegma.
I finally got my kids' palcentas out of the freezer and into the ground: buried 'em under two new pear trees last spring (Anjou and Moonglow). Wait. A post like this isn't gonna win any friends here...
whiskeyina
It will with me, for what it's worth.
If you can't eat them (I couldn't), it is goodf to bury them under new trees. Think of it as a memorial, a tribute to the new life brought forth.
I LOVE THAT WOMAN!
Does NYMary know?
"Man, this guy is freaky-deaky.
Eli"
Cut him a break, he made Screamers a classic.
It has to say 'Sea Scallops' on the package.
I'm thinking this is BS.
I'm thinking you are correct.
"Sea scallops" differentiates them from bay scallops, which are still scallops.
How did they get way up there if pigs can't fly?
One of H.G. Wells' favorite expressions.
I forgot all about his most famous work, "The Invisible Assclown"...
Today, Ann Althouse went after Lawrence Tribe for not being forthcoming in his Congressional testimony about Alito. You know, for not making his position crystal clear.
Stop.
Just...
stop.
Fucking officials in Denver call an interference call on the Patriots when it's the Bronco receiver who pushed off the defender!!!!
I know Bushboy and the Goopers are always wrong but I thought the NFL officials got somethings right once in a while!!!
sigh. gwpda. y'all keep shoing up and i hate to leave anyone out.
but at this rate we'll miss the previews.
Popped another good tape in.
"Born to Be Bad" with Joan Fontaine and Robert Ryan.
Pigs can fly. I've seen them wedged into the forks of trees 50 feet off the ground before. Can anyone explain how that happened if they can't fly? It's a riddle that really happened.
Were you at a Pink Floyd concert when this happened?
ANOTHER Pats fumble!!!
HAH HAH!
I LOVE THAT WOMAN!
Does NYMary know?
NTodd, VAT
Alas, yes.
Good night, dirk
Wow, Althouse has been blogging for 2 years as of today, and she has a son in law school. I feel kinda queasy...
So the major effects of an alien invasion are scrawny astrophysicists wandering around with unwashed psycopathic military types. That and assclowns and ass smells.
Rectal probing countdown: ten, nine...
rub it in
Nah, Olaf. It really happened. They were hanging dead way up in the trees.
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ok. here is my last theory. pigs love acorns. these pigs just happened to eat them really, really slowly. and while they were chewing, a forest grew under them. it was an unsuccessful mutation, eliminated by natural selection as soon as it appeared.
Wow, 7-3 closing in on the half. Sounds like a real barn-burner; good preparation for Bears-Panthers tomorrow.
"I LOVE THAT WOMAN!"
Stop quoting Tom Cruise.
NYMary,
Maybe after the baby's born, you could do the hippie thing and fry up some placenta with lots of bacon for your beloved...
Or not.
I LOVE THAT WOMAN!
Does NYMary know?
NTodd, VAT
Alas, yes.
So, uh...if you ever, you know, get tired of a lout who loves stupid bloggers masquerading as experts in Con law, I could prolly be of some comfort. Or at least be available for babysitting.
You're on the right track, Olaf.
So the major effects of an alien invasion are scrawny astrophysicists wandering around with unwashed psycopathic military types. That and assclowns and ass smells.
Don't forget the giant rampaging ticks.
Were you at a Pink Floyd concert when this happened?
Keystone Blues
I was going to ask that, but you beat me to it!
Watertiger!
What are you Hahing about?
Don't you want an east coast team to beat the west???
Where's your coastal loyalty???
Don't forget the giant rampaging ticks.
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
you could do the hippie thing and fry up some placenta with lots of bacon for your beloved...
I'll never eat again...
.
Maybe after the baby's born, you could do the hippie thing and fry up some placenta with lots of bacon for your beloved...
Or not.
I think we'd have to do a home birth to do that. And I can't.
"At least Spielberg had decent SFX. Although Tom Cruise, too."
Do you mean to imply Tom Cruise is REAL?
de niro is in a sci fi channel movie?
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
They're nigh-invulnerable, which is problematic.
Ooo, and they have a skeleton ray!
Little ittle baby ticks!
.
Hi Bats!
NTodd only loves me for my remarkable personal fecundity, I know that.
For the record, I did think the placenta was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. It was silvery and pearly and looked like a piece of liver with gemtones.
asshole boys used to bring piglets to high school and let them loose in the halls. happened at least once a year. that is how your piggies got up in trees-they just wanted to mess with your head.
The giant rampaging ticks have deadly mucus breath!
Stop.
Just...
stop.
"a process of sincere self-reflection"
For the record, I did think the placenta was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. It was silvery and pearly and looked like a piece of liver with gemtones.
Vicki | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 9:50 pm | #
a slippery red blob
Hi Sharkbabe!
Where's your coastal loyalty???
See thread below...
And Peter Greene shows up just long enough to die heroically...
Hey, Sharkbabe! How goes it?
I'll be back later tick birds to see if anyone solved the riddle...
NTodd only loves me for my remarkable personal fecundity, I know that.
That, and I know you put out... 
So that's the half-brother on his father's side I presume.
a slippery red blob
A brain run over by a truck.
(b) still remarkably cute. And distinctly female.
nope, won't ever forget that.
somehow, you are even more charming than when i thought you a kindly old male history professor.
Is Peter Greene, um... bisected?
Shouldn't he have been dead long, long ago?
That, and I know you put out...
NTodd, VAT
How can you tell?
I'd put out if someone would slip it in...
Thanks Sarah and dirk.
This is a fun party (you can tell I don't get out much).
Oh yeah, and moi, too.
Yeesh, this is but a long scene.
Or it seems that way.
.
we birthed em at home and planted the placenta with fruit tree toppings. the kids are great. one of the fruit trees died.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
g'night, dirk gently!!! Sleep well, sweet dreams!!
You're on the right track, Olaf.
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really? that was kind of a joke, actually. ok. here's another theory: the tops of the trees were accessible from a cliff or a hill. pigs don't see very well and mostly go by smell. so they smelled the acorns that were in the trees, and wandered of the cliff in their quest for the acorns, falling into the branches.
So...Matt's dead, then.
They were hanging dead way up in the trees.
Ô¿Ô
Any roads nearby?
That occassionally happens to moose that get hit by trucks.
Sometimes it's the truck that ends up in the tree....
Fucking officials at the Patriot game suck.
The only ones they penalize are the Pats!
Brady will get them yet!!
Do you mean to imply Tom Cruise is REAL?
That f@#king dollar coin guy
You're being glib.
Toyboattoyboattoyboat...
.
we birthed em at home and planted the placenta with fruit tree toppings. the kids are great. one of the fruit trees died.
My first was a C-section, so no home births here. Though the two little ones have come completely without meds.
But I swear a lot during, apparently.
So...Matt's dead, then.
Jesus, it was like Paul Reubens in Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Only incredibly boring and not funny.
Or maybe an extended dance remix of the punk in Repo Man...
Never get out of the boat. Absolutely god damn right.
That, and I know you put out...
The "Queens lout" codicil in my contract remains in effect. FYI.
oh please let there be rapids at the end of that river.
is there enough wine in the world to drown out bush and alito?
Never get out of the boat. Absolutely god damn right.,/i>
Never let the audience in on the plot. Absolutely god damn right.
Toyboattoyboattoyboat...
C. Thomas Howell's really neat
He lost his guts by 3 whole feet...
See Thomas Howell emote! Emote, Thomas Howell, emote!
I've heard a rumour that Brady is a winger.
I haven't paid attention to sports in years.
Any truth?
Victor Pasta?
A priest?
That was jarring.
.
EEEEEK! It's SuperPriest!
The "Queens lout" codicil in my contract remains in effect. FYI.
Shit.
Evenin', moonbats...
I'm not sure I trust the way Victor Pasta is gazing at C. Thomas Howell...
Oh dear. Rosie found the Hannukahgelt.
EEEEEK! It's SuperPriest!
He's a Super Priest
Super Priest
He's Super Priestin'...
C. Thomas Howell's really neat
He lost his guts by 3 whole feet...
I knew *somebody* would get that.
.
is there enough wine in the world to drown out bush and alito?
I've been testing the Wine Hypothesis, thus far with inconclusive results.
I've heard a rumour that Brady is a winger.
I haven't paid attention to sports in years.
Any truth?
Terry C, Uppity Woman | 01.14.06 - 9:57 pm | #
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i remember him attending one of shrub's state of the union speeches. i think that's just sort of something that most people do if they get invited. doesn't make you a wingnut, necessarily.
I've heard a rumour that Brady is a winger.
Terry C, Uppity Woman | 01.14.06 - 9:57 pm | #
looks like one to me. i have wing-dar
Trebuchet, a pig projectile from a trebuchet! That's the ticket. (Come to think of it, let's use a trebuchet on the chimp. Clamp his package to a tree and let er rip.)
Sure, taunt me with your liveblogging of SciFi Channel, while I do my elitist thing and watch BBC America...
is there enough wine in the world to drown out bush and alito?
Seven feet of it should be enough. In a vat with a lid *right* over the surface.
ok. here is my last theory. pigs love acorns. these pigs just happened to eat them really, really slowly. and while they were chewing, a forest grew under them. it was an unsuccessful mutation, eliminated by natural selection as soon as it appeared.
Olaf glad and big (elitist for
holding my sides.
For the record, I did think the placenta was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. It was silvery and pearly and looked like a piece of liver with gemtones.
Vicki
Vicki, I adore you...!
I've been testing the Wine Hypothesis, thus far with inconclusive results.
NTodd, VAT | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 9:59 pm | #
furthur study needed
Actually the priest was just re-enacting a typical Burger King commercial.
Hey Mary, both of mine were hospital births. You just tell 'em you want to take the placenta home (puppy bag?). At least they do it in my hippie town.
I gotta make Deviled Eggs and and A cheese and cracker (some with Jalepenos) plate for Melissas work party tommorrow.
I think I'll just start wearing a skirt all the time.
(she is working till 10 tho, and I'm doing nothing)
furthur study needed
I gotta get me more funding...
Seven feet of it should be enough. In a vat with a lid *right* over the surface.
A pressure cooker might work.
Sure, taunt me with your liveblogging of SciFi Channel, while I do my elitist thing and watch BBC America...
Cap'n Goto
I got freshly popped pop corn, Cap'n. Want some?
Cap'n Goto sez:
while I do my elitist thing and watch BBC America...
Too many frickin' ads.
.
This is a fun party (you can tell I don't get out much).
whiskeyina
Dear, neither do I
Did somebody say Burger King?
Terry,
I don't know for sure but I don't think he's a winger. He appeared at one of Bushboy's SOTUs after being requested to be there.
He's impressed us in Boston as being a fair minded guy and that means a non-Gooper.
The kid and I are glad we didn't go out tonight.
Starting to snow here in South Jersey.
is there enough wine in the world to drown out bush and alito?
I've been testing the Wine Hypothesis, thus far with inconclusive results.
NTodd, VAT
even i, great lover of beer that i am, knows these are whiskey times.
i think my final theory is pretty close. it has to do with acorns. the pigs started out above the trees though. like on a cliff or a hill. or maybe a bridge.
I gotta make Deviled Eggs...
Mmm...deviled eggs. I make those all the time for our company gatherings. In fact, there's usually a signup sheet for any potluck stuff, and my name gets written in automatically for the eggs.
C. Thomas Howell's really neat
He lost his guts by 3 whole feet...
watertiger
Well, that's one actor that won't be vegetarian...
Sure, taunt me with your liveblogging of SciFi Channel, while I do my elitist thing and watch BBC America...
Cap'n Goto
What kinna wine you drinking?
.
I'm waiting for Victor Pasta to suggest that they snuggle together for body warmth...
Did somebody say Burger King?
Uh, thanks.
.
Did he just say, "They took away Liberace, George"?
And what happened to the crazy Army guy? Did I miss something?
is there enough wine in the world to drown out bush and alito?
I'd like to do with the "Richard III" thing with wine TO Bush and Alito.
too many frickin' ads
Ain't it th' truth...
And for the most Un-Anglo-Centric stuff that one could imagine...
Eli--just got home after seeing 'Syriana.'
How bad is this flick, 'War of the Worlds'?
Uh, thanks.
Burger King is a stone playa.
Here is a list of certified lunatics
oh, please. Religion saves, huh.
"All true believers are safe. Do you understand what I'm saying, George?"
Oh, and he's an Australian Simpsons fan... This is just surreal.
How bad is this flick, 'War of the Worlds'?
Well, a bisected guy managed a twenty-minute death soliliquy.
.
Eli--that Burger King guy is creepy as hell.
"I was in my den watching The Simpsons when the demons came."
Well, why not.
Gotta go shell some eggs.
Any suggestions for Deviled Eggs?
.
Okay, I'd rather watch the halftime nonsense than this crap.
I think I'll just start wearing a skirt all the time.
(she is working till 10 tho, and I'm doing nothing)
agAve
agAve, less pressure on the testicles, the greater the fertility, I've heard.
How bad is this flick, 'War of the Worlds'?
Pretty bad, but full of random, bizarre characters who appear and disappear out of nowhere.
No wine, agAve, my kid is here tonight...but I did sneak a little Cointreau on frozen strawberries.
I suppose that's elite enough for now...
James Dobson belongs on that loony list as well.
"I was in my den watching The Simpsons when the demons came."
Well, why not.
Okay, I'd rather watch the halftime nonsense than this crap.
Heck, I'd rather watch *football*.
But in for a dime...
.
"George... have you heard of The Rapture?"
Ohboy.
NTodd, Value Added Treasure,
You can "devil" my egg any time!
(I'm a gigglin' fool!)
Gotta go shell some eggs.
Any suggestions for Deviled Eggs?
mmmmmmmm, boiled chicken embryos....
"George...do you enjoy gladiator movies?"
.
i'm not watching the game and i don't really care who wins, but my prediction is that new england will win, like they always do. and everyone will be surprised, like they always are.
Pretty bad, but full of random, bizarre characters who appear and disappear out of nowhere.
I suspect utterly incompetent editing is at fault.
It is to laugh. hee hee ha ha ho ho. now walk like a penguin.
Wow, so the giant rampaging tick just... snuck up on them?
Pretty bad, but full of random, bizarre characters who appear and disappear out of nowhere.
Eli
Sort of like this comment thread.
Rebecca honey, it's your pasta!
Goddamn officials at the Patriot/Bronco game haven't made a good call yet!
It's going to be tough enough to beat the Broncos in Denver, but when you're handicapped by dumbass officials, it becomes near impossible!
Anyone want the black juji fruits?
I like lime and orange, myself.
"George...do you enjoy gladiator movies?"
George, have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?
Phil Sims looks quite fetching in pink.
Rebecca is unhappy with God.
I enjoy the Midwestern Catholic priest who has survived the Apocalypse with his New Zealand accent intact.
Phil Sims looks quite fetching in pink.
Who doesn't?
.
What the hell is this woman on about?
I been rooting for Denver, but that interference call before the first Denver score was just fucking lame.
I am with you on that referee shit...RUDY
charley--I think "whiskey times" would be a fine name for my first record (if I ever make one). Can I steal it? Or trade you for some Knob Creek?
I enjoy the Midwestern Catholic priest who has survived the Apocalypse with his New Zealand accent intact.
Well, he did say he was from Australia.
Incoherent God-hating lady getting on my nerves, tho.
I suspect utterly incompetent editing is at fault.
Some of the dialogue is slightly unpolished as well.
I enjoy the Midwestern Catholic priest who has survived the Apocalypse with his New Zealand accent intact.
Thers | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 10:09 pm | #
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they probably couldn't afford an irish actor to play the priest.
Never get out of the boat.
one of my favorite lines, after "out of the womb, oh lost."
but some say i'm pessimistic.
Phil Sims looks quite fetching in pink.
Who doesn't?
Laura Bush, for one. Check Dependable Renegade.
What the hell is this woman on about?
She hates God. Everything else is just incoherent wailing.
Oooooo...Magma looks baaaaad.
.
Any suggestions for Deviled Eggs?
.
agAve
Some people take the yolks, and while still warm, add some melted butter to them. Makes them firmer, ultimately.
I always add s dab of mustard, whether yellow (prepared - French's) or dry powder, or...whatever you have on hand. White pepper, if at all.
Good qual mayo.
Being a traditionalist, I have always loved sprinkling the tops w/FRESH sweet paprika.
And Jake "The Snake" Plummer's "vagrant" look is rather alluring, as well.
Check Dependable Renegade.
Who?
.
It's going to be tough enough to beat the Broncos in Denver, but when you're handicapped by dumbass officials, it becomes near impossible!
Rudy
Dammit, Rudy, BREATHE.
OK, now...want some popcorn?
I got plenty.
Whiskeyina,
You're real name is Ina, innit? (I clicked on your web page a few days ago.)
But if I've just outed you and you didn't want that, I am so sorry.
I have NYC photos, if anyone needs a change of pace...
Some of the dialogue is slightly unpolished as well.
They could've done one more rewrite...
dan balz = old reliable
balz lipsticks up the pig:
The House is also home to a brand of confrontational politics that has played a large role in souring the Washington environment. And the transactional style favored by many House GOP leaders -- in which the trade of special-interest support in exchange for access to power became more open than ever -- contributed to the downfall of former House majority leader Tom DeLay, setting off the current race to replace him.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...6011400828.html
"transactional style"
Ha! That used to be called pay to play politics.
balz gets through the whole article without mentioning The Troubles™ the gop is having.
Peteboy & Goto:
Your support is sincerely appreciated!!!
BTW, watched CONSTANT GARDENER this evening. It was excellent. Well-acted, dramatic, beautifully filmed, and interesting.
So, if you can tear yourself away from Sci-Fi, CONSTANT GARDENER has a three star recommendation from DWD
They could've done one more rewrite...
A few recasts couldn't hurt either...
Sarah...I don't usually go for deviled eggs, but...
...will you marry me?
put a little bit of pickle relish in the yolks, agave. not too much though.
The direction could be better as well.
.
You can "devil" my egg any time!
I hope you like spicy mustard! Ahem.
Check Dependable Renegade.
Who?
The vengeful harpy who co-hosts Rising Hegemon--AFTER DARK!
The direction could be better as well.
The what?
Diane:
I'm too uptight for popcorn but thanks for the offer!!!
Good thing I went out to dinner earlier because now I couldn't eat a thing!!!
In the Spielberg version, I was rooting for the Martians to kill Dakota Fanning. All she did in that movie was scream - loudly and annoyingly.
I hope you like spicy mustard! Ahem.
NTodd, VAT
The spicier, the dicier!
The vengeful harpy who co-hosts Rising Hegemon--AFTER DARK!
Mmm... harpies...
("Here's your crown, Queen Of The Harpies!")
A few recasts couldn't hurt either...
A Bic lighter to the film stock might have added a certain dimension to the movie.
Check Dependable Renegade.
I thought it was Desperate Renegade...
They could've done one more rewrite...
They should've just had that last bong hit and went back to sleep.
A Bic lighter to the film stock might have added a certain dimension to the movie.
It would have revealed its inner beauty, I'm sure.
charley--I think "whiskey times" would be a fine name for my first record (if I ever make one). Can I steal it? Or trade you for some Knob Creek?
this is the cutthroat, evil age of digital. all your ideas are mine.
which is to say probably your name inspired my comment.
ok here's a pig story. a few years ago i lived in town. one day i looked out the back yard and there was a gigantic pig rooting around in my compost pile. of course i had no idea where this pig came from since i lived in a house next to some apartment buildings. so i called 911. i said there is a pig in my yard. pause. what? a pig. so then the cops called me. they asked what the prob was. i said there is a pig in my yard. pause. yes a pig! so they show up. a bunch... like 5 cops. i guess they all had to see thepig. they all thought it was very funny and were taking pictures and stuff with the enormous pig. and then i did a singularly stupid thing. it just popped out of my mouth. i said... PIG ALERT! they just looked at me. i was like shit i can't believe i just said that. i don't even remember what i did then except that they didn't slap cuffs on me. eventually they found out that the pig was living over at my neighbors in a small pen and had escaped. so i rounded it up since i know how to do that. they next day the pig escaped again this time to the apartment building. i got a call at my office at work to see if i could come get the pig back to his pen. so in some cops office there is a photo of a bunch of cops surrounding a pig.
I thought it was Desperate Renegade...
I wish.
In the Spielberg version, I was rooting for the Martians to kill Dakota Fanning.
After killing Tom Cruise, natch.
.
I'm not following everything he says, but the priest here is a complete raving nut.
A Bic lighter to the film stock might have added a certain dimension to the movie.
Then you'd find that inner beauty...
...will you marry me?
Cap'n Goto
tee hee...in cyberspace! Otherwise, Mr Deere may take exception.
Then you'd find that inner beauty...
too late.
too late.
All your inner beauty are belong to us.
So, are we going to see Jake Busey again?
.
Then you'd find that inner beauty...
too late.
Excuse me whilst I self-apply the Bic treatment...
They should've just had that last bong hit and went back to sleep.
Word to yo' mutha.
Somehow I don't think the Rapture would involve death rays and giant ticks...
"Ahhhhohhhhhahhhh!"
Fine dialogue there.
.
what is a few bombed dead kids if we were trying to get zahwari?
if you want to know what it feels like to lose your liberty - you're living it
Otherwise, Mr Deere may take exception.
Oh, he can come too. He can peel the eggs.
moi | Email | 01.14.06 - 10:15 pm | #
Dude, for that post I will always do your laundry.
Yes, we get it already...you're an astronomer.
.
Sarah--Auntie GWPDA has the best deviled eggs recipe in the universe.
Even ifthis movie made sense, it would probably suck.
What's with the back-to-back fumbles by the Pats?
(ha ha!)
Hello, I'm Leonard Pinth-Garnell, and welcome to bad cinema.
Ooo, the destroyed cruise ship is kind of a cool visual.
That makes, um... one. Maybe two if you count the skeleton rays.
In the Spielberg version, I was rooting for the Martians to kill Dakota Fanning. All she did in that movie was scream - loudly and annoyingly.
Keystone Blues
I'd scream too if I'd had to put up with Mr. Scientologist.
Even ifthis movie made sense, it would probably suck.
I think it's a metaphor for man's inhumanity to man.
Or a tax write-off.
.
Dude, don't mess with this guy's house! He's a vet, he could totally fuck you up!
That last pass by Brady sucked.
And the play wouldn't have gone for much anyway.
Why not a "play action" with a faux handoff to the FB?
Jeebus!!!!
Is it January 25th yet?
Dude, for that post I will always do your laundry.
Diane | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 10:20 pm | #
great!
Hello, I'm Leonard Pinth-Garnell, and welcome to bad cinema.
RAHHHLy sucks.
Uh-oh! I hope the Martian Death Gas doesn't get Kevin Smith!
Okay: Blatant Sexism Alert.
Mrs. DWD wanted me to buy this pie at the Traverse City Pie Company outlet in Muskegon. It sounded kind of rich, but good. It is an apple pie, covered with pecan halves a half-inch thick, with drizzled caramel on top.
Man, how can you chicks eat that stuff? I tried a half a piece and my blood sugar elevated, my mood got pissy, and I was wondering why she never talks about our relationship.
End of tongue in cheek tirade. (But I told her to invite her sisters over to finish the monster)
Is it January 25th yet?
Alas, no. Bad for you, good for us.
Oh, he can come too. He can peel the eggs.
You can peel my grapes, Dr. Cap'n Goto.
Somehow I don't think the Rapture would involve death rays and giant ticks...
Eli
With all due respect, you are not a biblical scholar.
Kevin Smith!
You beat me to it!
[shakes fist]
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I spent the afternoon in a large gathering of Democrats in a neighboring town which hasn't had an awful lot of Democratic activity for a generation. There were twelve candidates who addressed a large gathering of enthusiastic and angry Democrats who are ready to work.
Don't look for the Democratic party in the DLC, the Vichy cable 'Democrats' or even in many of the Senators. It's the grass roots that are the future of the Democratic party.
With all due respect, you are not a biblical scholar.
Yeah, but that's *because* it doesn't have death rays and giant ticks. Believe me, if it did, I would have it memorized.
Alas, no. Bad for you, good for us.
There'd better be a Taye Diggs type when I get there. I can never get the sunblock on that one spot on my back.
Even if this movie made sense, it would probably suck.
It was a *good* piece of crap, but not a *great* one, but it could be a fine mess. Hemingway should have punched them in the mouth.
Now this is the dream team: "Laura Bush: Rice in '08?". And from CNN no less, not Fox
Mr. Dubois
They must be kidding.
No way in hell will the folks in Jebusland vote for KindaSleazy.
Saw an old Italian movie the other night at the Harvard Film Archive.
It was Visconti's "Two Knights," based on a story by Dostoyevski, with my all time favorite actor, Marcello Mastroianni.
He was excellent as usual but the movie was a bit melodramatic,
There'd better be a Taye Diggs type when I get there. I can never get the sunblock on that one spot on my back.
Swing through Pittsburgh on your way down there. I'll fix you up.
DWD--clearly you've never had my homemade caramel apple pie, which, while sweet, has no sweetening other than the caramel drizzle.
Why is God testing us, by allowing this movie?
biblical scholar.
Contradiction in terms.
I can never get the sunblock on that one spot on my back.
Oh, my.
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Um, with the sunblock. Not the Taye Diggs.
Vicki--Yes, It's Ina. The band is Whiskey Ina, hence "whiskeyina". When you checked out my page (thanks), did the video load? It doesn't seem to load from the link below and I don't know why. If you click on the "link2rock" on the page, then select Whiskey Ina, the video loads. Someday I'll know all there is to know about computers, but the world will have moved on (I hope this thread hasn't!)
SHOULD I mind that I've been outed???
charlie--I like the way you think!
Terry C--no, I think RMJ does a pretty good job of being a biblical scholar.
Hemingway should have punched them in the mouth.
Gertrude Stein was waiting her turn.
my all time favorite actor, Marcello Mastroianni.
One of my favorites too.
There'd better be a Taye Diggs type when I get there. I can never get the sunblock on that one spot on my back.
Can I borrow him when you're done?
Thanks
Relish, alittle and mustard (i got dry).
That's what I do.
Just wondering.
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There'd better be a Taye Diggs type when I get there. I can never get the sunblock on that one spot on my back.
The one shaped like a Mallomar? I have the same problem.
You can peel my grapes, Dr. Cap'n Goto.
Any time I'm in town, dear.
It's always the married ones that get freaky, no?
EPT--agreed. The grassroots Dems in my area have no use whatsoever for the DLC.
I'd like to see them disbanded myself.
Can I borrow him when you're done?
Hopefully he'll have enough strength left to do laundry...
"Stunningly bad!"
"Monumentally ill-advised!"
"Perfectly awful!"
"Couldn't be worse!"
"Exquisitely awful!"
"Astonishingly ill-chosen!"
"Really bit the big one!"
Dr. Cap'n Goto--I told Monsieur I was having an affair. He said, did you leave me dinner?
Can I borrow him when you're done?
of course, darlin'.
Dr. Cap'n Goto--I told Monsieur I was having an affair. He said, did you leave me dinner?
I would love to have a catered affair.
It's always the married ones that get freaky, no?
si.
TPM nails it:
The economic policy know-nothings at the Club for Growth endorse John Shadegg for Majority Leader. Note that this is part of a curious effort to redefine what's at issue here in intra-Republican politics away from the topic of corruption and toward the idea that the problem with Tom DeLay was insufficient fealty to rightwing dogma.
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com...ives/
007437.php
wapo takes hand off from club for growth and runs into the endzone:
In Shadegg's Race, a Nod to the '94 Revolution
"I think he's by far the most conservative guy who's acceptable to a broad ideological spectrum in the [Republican] Conference," said former representative Pat Toomey, president of the Club for Growth, who encouraged Shadegg to run. "He's a very easy guy to get along with, a very good-natured guy. He doesn't make enemies." While clearly an underdog, Toomey said, "John is in the best position to demand a departure from the old ways of doing business."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...6011400823.html
krutz is an ass.
wapo prints gop talking points without a mention of The Troubles™ the gop are having.
Isn't "Taye Diggs" a Nabisco product?
No one's watching the dog show on AP?
Sporting Group is up right now.
I would love to have a catered affair.
Would you settle for a fair caper?
Why doesn't the astronomer get on a bicycle and have the giant ticks help him fly in front of the moon? Wouldn't that be faster?
somebody said to me that what they lose in goobers with condiliar, they make up with blacks and women.
i find that a stretch....but what do a I know about it.
Somehow I don't think the Rapture would involve death rays and giant ticks...
Eli
au contraire, i don't think too much about my BAC years.
but one thing they may have been right about was the end times.
more whiskey.
Get in line, Eli.
He said, did you leave me dinner?
Your hubby, he funny.
Obviously, he also appreciates your talents.
One of Matroianni's best movies was "Divorce, Italian style."
It was made when the RC church had a stranglehold on Italian lawmakers and divorce was not allowed.
Ergo: Italian style meant you had to do in an unwanted spouse.
They should pray for better production values...
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This priest has a real Richard Dawson quality.
Well this certainly is a Very Brady quarter.
Did Victor snuff it? Is his wife a disembodied Martian head or something?
brady is the best
keeps his head
and the whole offense will work as hard as they have to
This priest has a real Richard Dawson quality.
Survey says...
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WTF just happened??? Was that just a really lame dream sequence or something?
Is this movie going to have a "Brokeback Martian" episode?
Kiss the disemboweled head, George.
Everybody's doing it.
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Yeah! Woody Allen is here!
Oh, just kill the priest already.
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Brady could redeem himself with this drive.
I wish the Patriots would stop giving the officials excuses to make bad calls!
I'm sure this whole crisis-of-fait thing was supposed to give the movie an added dimension of seriousness, but... it didn't.
Boringness, on the other hand...
Was that just a really lame dream sequence or something?
Yep.
wow, we can watch football and sci fi at the same time and keep up a sentient commentary with recipes.
This is definitely Sparky the Wonder-dog's "Dog of the Week"
Oh, just kill the priest already.
I'm thinking he's gonna kill himself, or jump in front of a giant tick or something.
Is this movie going to have a "Brokeback Martian" episode?
Don't make me horny - you wouldn't like me when I'm horny...
they cant do that at lgf
You know, if it's after the apocalypse, I really want to be stuck with pretty much anyone else but a whiny Australian priest.
WTF just happened??? Was that just a really lame dream sequence or something?
Who can tell anymore?
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Hey! News flash! This is NOT The Rapture!!!
Ya gotta love the Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever.
This priest is a downer man.
Come on, cheer up.
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Brady blew it!
Hooooooolllllyyyyy Crap- was that a play!
Hey! News flash! This is NOT The Rapture!!!
Eli
Strange, I'm actually a little disappointed...
And what happened to the loopy soldier and Jake Busey?
The film has flaws.
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WOOOOOOOOOO! Go Bailey!!!!
What a pick and run!
Ya gotta love the Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever.
Great dogs, actually.
Strange, I'm actually a little disappointed...
Oh, believe me, the sooner The Rapture happens and gets all these nuts out of our hair (or else shuts them up once and for all), the better.
Wow, so in this version, C. Thomas Howell kills the Martians! Brilliant!
Turnovers are killing the Patriots.
This maybe the end of their ten game unbeaten playoff run.
Do they have any Yodeling albums lying around?
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Who's the mucus-covered guy?
This priest has a real Richard Dawson quality.
Hogan's Dawson, Feud Dawson, or Running Man Dawson?
Turnovers are killing the Patriots.
This maybe the end of their ten game unbeaten playoff run.
Maybe it *is* The Rapture after all!
Martians eating people is cool!
we need to have a boomerang come flying out and smack that Priest on the head........ Let's stop off by this demolished Outback for some bloomin' tick and chips
Intercepted in the end zone, run back to inside the 1, maybe a TD.
Thers thinks the editor must be working for the Martians.
Why doesn't the astronomer get on a bicycle and have the giant ticks help him fly in front of the moon? Wouldn't that be faster?
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ticks can't fly. that would be like, totally unrealistic.
Who's the mucus-covered guy?
Tom Brady?
oh, come on. Brady throws a pick and all the guys can talk about is how the Pats never give up?!
and what kind of fucking rule is this that if an interception comes out in the endzone the team that fucked up in the first place gets it BACK?!
Do you believe this?
If I was Bailey I'd want to shoot myself.
Days of wine and heroin....
Has anyone else noticed that about the only effect that Times Select has has is to decrease the amount of coverage that Krugman, Herbert and Rich get? There is certainly enough of Bobo to go around and enough of Kristofffffff. But since the Buy - in Curtain has fallen on the Times editorials the more progressive op-ed folks seem to be whispering.
Could this have been the plan?
Do they have any Yodeling albums lying around?
Maybe I can help...
Hey that wine is from WHole Foods.
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Hogan's Heroes Dawson.
He was my best friend...... my only friend...... Forrest Priest
YES! Ruling on the field stands!
"And the second hour will be dominated by a priest with a crisis of faith!"
"Brilliant!"
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I suddenly find myself appreciating CGI a whole lot more...
The AKC Dog Championship is on Animal Planet, in case anyone likes dogs.
I love watching them walk around the ring. But I'm fascinated with dogs.
There isn't a breed for my mutt, alas.
Maybe I can help...
he he he he heh he......then i start to yodal.. hooo d yoo de yoo deeeeee leeeeee
Wish Brady had played this shitty in the Super Bowl last year.
Ewwww, he ejaculated!
Bailey wasn't fucking showboating, Phil! He was sprinting 100 yards.
Jeezy creezy.
I hope that was mucus...
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what kind of fucking rule
Oh, the injustice!
TD. Never mind.
Good. Fucking. Riddance.
The AKC Dog Championship is on Animal Planet, in case anyone likes dogs.
I love watching them walk around the ring. But I'm fascinated with dogs.
There isn't a breed for my mutt, alas.
Vicki
Love dogs.
And kitties.
Patriots can still win if they stop with the goddamn turnovers .... and if the officials stop sucking the Broncos off.
I am soooooo confused.
Too bad he bought it
"Ok, What's a pasty," Peggy Cass.
I don't really believe there are any monsters in this movie. Every time I switch over to Sci Fi, it's just closeups on C. Thomas Bowel.
Off to feed the kid her snack...BRB.
dog shows are a sketch...even better in person where you can see all the fanatics with their look alike pooches.
watertiger,
You just missed the Martian doing his Dirk Diggler impression.
Cool a Semi tried to jump a house.
Good try, but no dice.
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I don't really believe there are any monsters in this movie. Every time I switch over to Sci Fi, it's just closeups on C. Thomas Bowel.
He would *be* the monster methinks.
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One of Matroianni's best movies was "Divorce, Italian style."
It was made when the RC church had a stranglehold on Italian lawmakers and divorce was not allowed.
Ergo: Italian style meant you had to do in an unwanted spouse.
Rudy
I just got a tape of that from e-bay.
Great movie.
And ridiculous how the RC Church has a stranglehold on some people.
if the officials stop sucking the Broncos off.
[Insert Laura Bush joke here.]
Is it time to pick up another bizarre sidekick?
An homage to carrots?
it's just a game, Rudy....let it be a good one.
I am a bit disappointed.
Um, in the movie, that is. I'm already my own best bizarre sidekick.
"As God is my witness I'll never be hungry again!"
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Somewhere, George Bush is congratulating Michael Brown for fighting off the aliens.
Evening lunatics
Finally the rain has stopped and we can see the moon.
EPT--I smell conspiracy.
Too much sugar in pie is a bad thing, DWD.
I make great pies. My mom taught me how. The key is in the crust, I think. Roll it out as few times as the law allows.
But I defer to watertiger. I understand that her pastries are world class.
And whiskeyina, don't worry about it. You shouldn't have a problem. No, though, the video didn't load.
One of Mastroianni's best movies was "Divorce, Italian style."
"Marriage Italian Style" with Sophia Loren was great, too.
"As God is my witness I'll never be hungry again!"
spork_incident
Somewhere, George Bush is congratulating Michael Brown for fighting off the aliens.
NYMary
priceless.
Eli--you're good! and funny, too. (I know, I know, tell me somethin' I don't know...)
Peterboy:
The Patriots have won more than their share of playoff games in the last few years so I won't be too bent if they lose tonight.
But I would like to see them get to the next round.
My Tom Cruise will do a cameo, running through the street:
"The Thetans are real! The Thetans are real! Xenu save us!!"
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Wow, this Cialis commercial just used the work "priapism."
Rudy, you may be right.
But I defer to watertiger. I understand that her pastries are world class.
Watertiger's *everything* is world class.
Aw, shucks - thanks, whiskeyina!
Terry:
Yeah! I like "Marriage Italian Style," too! Mastroianni was funny as hell in it.
One of Mastroianni's best movies was "Divorce, Italian style."
"Marriage Italian Style" with Sophia Loren was great, too.
Then of course there's GGW, Doggy Style
Roll it out as few times as the law allows.
Make sure it's rested in the fridge for about 30 minutes before rolling it out, too.
Peterboy:
The Patriots have won more than their share of playoff games in the last few years so I won't be too bent if they lose tonight.
But I would like to see them get to the next round.
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they will win.
"priapism"
Heh. Indeedy.
But I defer to watertiger. I understand that her pastries are world class.
now if that isn't a setup line, nothing is!
Eli,
you're just biased.
thank you.
What're the odds? He found his car!
Cool! He found his car!
OK this attempt at alt-soundtracking is stupid.
Get to it man!
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But I defer to watertiger. I understand that her pastries are world class.
now if that isn't a setup line, nothing is!
But we know she would not be happy with a puff piece.
"What're the odds? He found his car!
NYMary | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 10:52 pm | #
Cool! He found his car!
Eli | Email | Homepage "
Better yet, he finally found a parking space.
you're just biased.
Pshaw. I am perfectly objective and non-partisan. BTW, I know I can get you Harold & Kumar pretty easily if VHS is okay, but I suspect your standards are higher.
Yes, watertiger has fine pastries.
What are we talking about?
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Who chose the music for this? Find him and kill him.
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He's doing interpretive dance now...
Did he just find his car and then lose his keys?
Make sure it's rested in the fridge for about 30 minutes before rolling it out, too.
You know, I have never done this, but I will try it next time I bake a pie. I usually mix my dough, place it aside while I'm putting the filling together, and then roll out the crust.
Thanks for the tip!
Then of course there's GGW, Doggy Style
I thought that was Paris Hilton....go figger.
Did I miss something???
YES! Ruling on the field stands!
watertiger
Too early to cue the fat lady...?
Better yet, he finally found a parking space.
In D.C., no less.
Wow. I kinda been feeling like that all week.
Only without the hacking.
C. Thomas Howell: Method Actor!
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World's coming to and end and he cries- loses a picture and he completely freaks out.
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Is he freaking out because he lost his car keys?
Better yet, he finally found a parking space
Now if he could just find his keys, they could drive out!
Hey, it's that first Army guy!
Loopy Soldier is back! Can Jake Busey be far behind?
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World's coming to and end and he cries- loses a picture and he completely freaks out.
Oh.
Kee-rist.
Wow, this movie's so low-budget, they have to recycle bizarre sidekicks.
Who chose the music for this?
Well, you might not like the answer...
Vicki,
putting the dough in the fridge prevents it from getting too glutinous and tough.
Only without the hacking.
You're elegant that way.
"It's a bughunt, man! A bughunt!"
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This probably has been said before- but hey it's the rollerblade guy from Suddenly Susan.
He should be forced to wear rollerblades in all movies he's in.
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apparently, there's no "there" there.
Well, you might not like the answer...
Hey, she liked Life Of Pi!
Woohoo! It's Crazy Jake Busey again!
Brady missed a sure TD pass.
Then Vinatieri misses a sure field goal.
Not looking like New England's night.
Can Jake Busey be far behind?
Nope.
Well, you might not like the answer...
You're a cruel man, Thers.
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What the fuck is going on in this movie?
No, seriously.
What the fuck?
Brady missed a sure TD pass.
Then Vinatieri misses a sure field goal.
Not looking like New England's night.
That law of averages can be a real bitch.
Everything's Jake.
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What the fuck is going on in this movie?
No, seriously.
What the fuck?
The Martians have paved the way for Jake Busey to take over the world.
How many Jake Buseys do you need to make one Dennis Hopper?
That law of averages can be a real bitch.
Eli |
It's just a theory.
The
Is he freaking out because he lost his car keys?
No, he just found out he could have save hundreds of dollars if he had switched to Geico.
But I defer to watertiger. I understand that her pastries are world class.
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Paris Hilton, almost classy enough to be a Bush daugheter
priceless.
I'll see your Jake and raise you Two Jakes.
Auntie GWPDA has the best deviled eggs recipe in the universe.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
...and you will share....???
I really would not try to convince Jake Busey that you can't help him, if I were you...
Can Jake Busey be far behind?
It would have been GREAT is Gary Busey came back.
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watertiger,
I briefly considered explaining the plot as I apprehend it, but gave up.
Vicki,
putting the dough in the fridge prevents it from getting too glutinous and tough.
watertiger
Makes sense! Now I'm intrigued. And it is the month of January ~ so tomorrow, I think I will make a cherry pie!
Or an apple pie.
I'm a silly woman. Every February 22nd, I make a cherry pie in honor of George Washington.
It's an excuse for me to make my favorite pie!
"Back off, man. We're scientists."
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The Martians have paved the way for Jake Busey to take over the world.
Oh, okay.
The original salute to the American "Pledge of Allegiance."
http://www.rationalrevolution.ne...ges/
salute2.jpg
See and read more here: "The Rise of American Fascism."
http://
www.rationalrevolution.ne...can_fascism.htm
Apparently being C. Thomas Howell's sidekick is a lot like being the #3 man in al Qaeda...
Wow. You think they'd need all the Army guys they can get.
Nice matte painting!
Goodbye, Loopy Soldier.
[wipes away tear]
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It would have been GREAT is Gary Busey came back.
Keep your eyes peeled for The Gingerdead Man...
flour-dusted sheets.
"Is he freaking out because he lost his car keys?
No, he just found out he could have save hundreds of dollars if he had switched to Geico.
Keystone Blues "
Damn I just did a week ago and hell, they did save me hundreds.
Terry:
Yeah! I like "Marriage Italian Style," too! Mastroianni was funny as hell in it.
Rudy
That was just a funny movie, from start to finish.
Owls.
New England needs a Bronco turnover with a quick TD to get back into it.
sheets.
somebody said to me that what they lose in goobers with condiliar, they make up with blacks and women.
peterboy |
Er, no.
Oh, he can come too. He can peel the eggs.
Cap'n Goto
Terry:
Remember when Mastroianni wanted to do it with Sophia by the light of the open refrigerator door on the kitchen table?
Talk about romantic huh!
My rule of thumb on movies:
If you say "What the fuck" more than three times in the first half hour, turn it off.
It ain't gettin' better!
Terry:
Remember when Mastroianni wanted to do it with Sophia by the light of the open refrigerator door on the kitchen table?
Talk about romantic huh!
Rudy
Rudy:
I laughed my ass off.
The fat lady is singing in Denver!
It's been a great run by the Patriots, but it's over....
The party's over....
Not looking like New England's night.
Understatement. Droll. Ouch.
Looks like the Pat's are playing some other game, say... Ping Pong?
I think the Pat's could do with some Gary Busey or C. Thomas Howell.
Wow, this Cialis commercial just used the work "priapism."
NYMary
..Uh...*what*??? That word is gaining entry into the common lexicon?
God-Damn - what hath Bob Dole wrought???
Where's bebe.....???
Oh well.
Now if the Redsox can get a shortstop and a centerfielder maybe we can kick Yankee ass this season!!!
Sophia Loren = Most beautiful woman of the 20th Century... In my less than humble opinion.
How many Jake Buseys do you need to make one Dennis Hopper?
Thers |
1,357.333338
Damn!! Just burned the living SHIT out of my thumb taking something out of the oven. CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I iced it down, thought I was okay - but...apparently not.
Later.
Wow, this Cialis commercial just used the work "priapism."
NYMary
Women's boobies - bad.
Talking about men's lack of woodies - good
targets continue to be assembled....
page A6,nyt, 14/1/06:
U.S. BANS SPAIN'S SALE OF PLANES TO "ANTIDEMOCRATIC" VENEZEULA
how interesting. venezuela, possibly the most reperesentative democracy in the hemisphere.
read how the nyt reports this sty......
do you appreciate this graf?
".....the sale amounted to support for an oppressive government that threatened to spread instability."
continuing, the bushits said this, ".....Chavez has systematically undermined democratic institutions, pressured and harassed independent media and the political opposition, and grown progressively more autocratic, more antidemocratic."
is there any more fictional a story than this one than that the bushits float?
hugo chavez frias, hear me. stop selling the usa hydrocarbons immediately. shut down all your citgo ops. immediately.
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