I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
pastry.
pie.
Woohoo!
pasta.
That is one craggy former teen star.
keeping it cold keeps the fat from melting, resulting in a lighter and more flaky crust.
crepes.
Um, I mean, sushi.
Jake Busey: an actor's actor.
DO IT!!! KILL HIM!!! For the love of pete!!! DO IT!!
.
Don't forget a little science fact with your fiction.
Tonight's the night! (Actually tomorrow morning).
http://stardust.jpl.nasa.gov/hom...home/
index.html
I think I finally got it up.
Martians are looking a mite peaky.
Twenty-ninth!!
I roll out my own tortilla shells, too.
They are so much better than the ones you buy in the store, and the recipe is very simple.
My compooter that is.
Martians are looking a mite peaky.
[glares at Eli]
.
Oh. Hooray. Freaky GirlBoy survived.
I think I finally got it up.
Central Scrutinizer
Come again?
Dakota Fanning!
.
Laciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate.
DAmnit, wimpy aliens. Stupid happy ending.
.
keystone,
'zactly. it's all about the chemistry.
Damn you Martians! Damn you all to Hellllllllll!!!!
I think the aliens keeled over dead because they watched this movie and killed themselves.
I guess that 2 hour thing is normal, eh?
Come again?
Vicki
Well, Ok...
DAmnit, wimpy aliens. Stupid happy ending.
I found the Martians to be insufficiently resolute in the face of bioterrorism. That is why they failed.
nipples
“We take you live to the Senate hearings on potential supreme court judge Samuel Alito…”
Sen. Kennedy: "Mr. Alito could you explain to me what kind of America we live in where the so-called 'war on drugs' is considered so vital to the future of this country that it would willing permit it's 10-year-old daughters be traumatized in the act of having complete strangers violate them by sticking their fingers into their vaginas exploring for drugs? Tell me Mr. Alito if your own underage daughter happened to be at the home of a friend and a drug raid were performed, would you applaud the police for having taken the bold steps in having a complete stranger stick their fingers into her vagina?
Tell me Mr. Alito would this constitute a form of foreplay? Would you consider her chastity intact? Please tell me Mr. Alito what your opinion is of the state of our country when our daughters, and even our sons are to be violated in such a manner? If this had happened to your son, would you permit a complete stranger to jam his fingers up your son's anus looking for drugs? Would you consider him queer for having permitted it? Please Mr. Alito, since you and your supporters consider homosexuality to be a lifestyle choice, tell us all here on the committee whether such searches might constitute a risk of converting your son, or all of our sons for that matter, into fudge packers, buttmunchers, and salami suckers? Tell me Mr. Alito whether your supporters would continue to be so if they knew you were putting their sons at risk of homosexuality and their daughters at risk of never finding a husband cause they were no longer virgins. Thank you. I know your reply will be in the best interests of the Constitution."
MYOB'
.
i've been watching the Pats lose.
how do the Martians die? from boredom?
I guess that 2 hour thing is normal, eh?
whiskeyina
Never bank on it, sweetie. Sometimes it'll come every five months, sometimes, it's hours.
Pats fumble AGAIN!
how do the Martians die? from boredom?
Missed the extra point.
how do the Martians die? from boredom?
It looked... pasta-related.
Oh joy Luke Perry!
I hope he gets it in the end...
.
It's because those martians never developed clothing technology like space suits that they lost the war
That was simply awful.
A whole *hour* of whiny priest.
.
(with sauce)
Quit making my heart tingle.
Fumble!
Jake Busey: an actor's actor.
If by 'actor' you mean 'capable of stacking subjugated peoples in human pyramids'.
Ouch - NE fumbled a punt return. Cue Nelson - Stop punching yourself!
That was simply awful.
A whole *hour* of whiny priest.
Even for Sci-Fi, it was pretty bad...
Okay, Phil, we know you want the Pats to win. But please, stop being so fucking obvious about it.
nipples
I am objectively pro-nipple.
how do the Martians die? from boredom?
They overdosed on bad script writing. It was bound to be lethal once ingested, it was only a matter of time.
Central Scrutinizer,
The AKC Dog Championship is on live right now on the Animal Planet channel, iffin' you're so inclined.
It's mesmerizing ~ all of those beautiful breeds under one "woof."
So when did the Pats turn into the Giants, exactly? Or the Jets, even?
So THAT's where Ron Dane went!
Touchdown. Game over
So THAT's where Ron Dane went!
Hey, he's not bad with the Broncos. Of course, most of us could probably gain 60 yards for the Broncos.
Eli,
It's a nice feeling, cheering for the winning team for a change (thus far).
So when did the Pats turn into the Giants, exactly? Or the Jets, even?
When the Martians took over their minds.
So anyone gonna sit around and watch Luke Perry teach kids bastekball in the dark with snakes?
.
Right then, to bed with a book for me.
Laters.
.
It's mesmerizing ~ all of those beautiful breeds under one "woof."
Vicki
I don't get APC, so I'm SOL.
Trout would love it, being the doggie dog he is.
night, spork!
remember: barrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-bicide.
It's a nice feeling, cheering for the winning team for a change (thus far).
I'm still waiting... The only playoff teams I've been rooting for at all so far have been the Jints and the Bucs and maybe the Jags...
No I'm sure NE can make up 18 points in the next 7 minutes or so.
Isn't it Ron Dayne?
In fact, Ron Reagan (yeah, the junior) is hosting the Dog Show.
Cap'n Goto,
I blame Vicki talking about the dog show.
Isn't it Ron Dayne?
Yes. We Giants fans always spell his name with a "Why?"
Is that Ron Reagan on the Dog Show?
Is that Ron Reagan on the Dog Show?
I'm waiting for the Rick Santorum On The Dog Show.
I went to school with Ron Dane. Never saw him ONCE on campus. He must have had his own building for his learnin' away from us LTDs.
.
If by 'actor' you mean 'capable of stacking subjugated peoples in human pyramids'.
NTodd, VAT
I thought I recognized you! You *were* in my acting class!
Hi you guys. Anything interesting up?
The infidel Mexico will be thrown out of the holy house, god willing. Imam Felix has issued a fatwa against the crusader NTodd.
I blame Vicki talking about the dog show.
I choose not to play the blame game.
Is that Ron Reagan on the Dog Show?
Yeah, too bad. It's Nancy who really knows how to hump a judge's leg.
My poor Puck isn't even a breed that is categorized by the AKC.
He's a dog without a cause.
I'm listening to "Apostrophe" at Wake My Neighbors volume. "Uncle Remus" is up right now.
Thanks Frank.
I'm waiting for the Rick Santorum On The Dog Show.
I'm waiting for the Santorum secret family recipe for placenta paella.
Fuck Bush, just 'cause no one's mentioned politics in a while
You know you're getting old when you get excited over the dog show.
mena,
bad sci fi and football.
Evening, all.
Just went over to the Piece
of Shit Blog maintained by
the Little Sociopath(TM) and
noticed that he/she/it is
going mental over something
Atrios posted.
Feh.
You see, Rudy? Still in doubt.
Who wants the black Jujy Fruits? I don't like 'em.
bad sci fi and football.
Very efficient adjective use.
man, it's like watching Fox News, the way these guys are fawning over the Pats.
My poor Puck isn't even a breed that is categorized by the AKC.
He's a dog without a cause.
So is my family's - she's a Husky, German Shepard, Collie mix. But like Bill Murray said in Stripes - there is no more loyal breed than the American mutt.
bad sci fi and football.
==
Oh. Well, I knew about the football - I'm not allowed to turn the channel until fucking newEngland lose. I should have guessed about the sci-fi - it's Sat. night!
Who wants the black Jujy Fruits? I don't like 'em.
I'll take em. I like licorice.
Luke Perry just turned into a bile spitting alien, cool!
.
Piece of Shit Blog maintained by
the Little Sociopath(TM)
Which one in particular, simels?
Just went over to the Piece
of Shit Blog maintained by
the Little Sociopath(TM) and
noticed that he/she/it is
going mental over something
Atrios posted.
Feh.
steve simels
Is visiting his blog one of those deals like where you can't look away from a grisly car crash as you drive by?
Who wants the black Jujy Fruits? I don't like 'em.
According to Anise Nin they're quite sexy.
I'm listening to "Apostrophe" at Wake My Neighbors volume. "Uncle Remus" is up right now.
Sounds like fun, but don't blow your ears out.
/mom
BTW:
If anybody wants to take me on
a date to see JERSEY BOYS on
broadway, I wouldn't turn them
down.
Sounds like fun, but don't blow your ears out.
/mom
What?
Jersey Boys? Is that the one about the Four Seasons?
Can I just say that I'm new to this whole online thing. And when I first started, I did what I think everyone does: google everyone I've ever known. Well, there was one old flame I resisted looking up, mostly 'cause I was sure the search would end up empty. Finally, I googled him and, turns out, he's mayor of Boulder, Colorado.
Say Good Night, Gracie.
Good Night Gracie.
According to Anise Nin they're quite sexy.
JeffCO
Very fucking funny!
Props to you!
.
He's a dog without a cause.
Vicki
Is that the same as being a cause without a dog?
.
BTW:
If anybody wants to take me on
a date to see JERSEY BOYS on
broadway, I wouldn't turn them
down.
(makes note to self)
Who wants the black Jujy Fruits? I don't like 'em.
Weren't you trying to unload them in the last thread?
Is visiting his blog one of those deals like where you can't look away from a
grisly car crash as you drive by?
Buzz Bomb | Email | 01.14.06 - 11:17 pm | #
Sort of, except that I kind
of think of him as my doppelganger.
Like Poe's "William Wilson."
Vicki--I hate jujy fruits. I'm off to make cereal cookies.
Is that the one about the Four Seasons?
I thought that was Alan Alda.
Ahhh, come on. Put the Pats away already...
man, it's like watching Fox News, the way these guys are fawning over the Pats.
(puts false teeth in, adjusts bifocals)
Back in the day, before the Steelers were any good, I used to get P.O.'d about how the announcers just assumed that the other team was so much more talented, had so much "tradition", etc etc.
What?
Central Scrutinizer
Don't make me come over there and...[insert appropriate punishment here].
/Mom
take as much time as ya need, Jake.
According to Anise Nin they're quite sexy.
Wait... wait...
"Anais Althouse."
The poodle bites, the poodle chews it.
According to Anise Nin they're quite sexy.
JeffCO
==
It could be the little germy, virusy guys I'm trying to beat back out of my brain with whiskey, but that made me think of Nin licking her lover's sticky, black teeth. Which is not the sexiest of thoughts.
"Anais Althouse."
oh. dear.
Jersey Boys? Is that the one about the Four Seasons?
The Kenosha Kid | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 11:19 pm | #
Yeppers.
I think they're a major important
great band.
Is that the same as being a cause without a dog?
Or a dog without claws?
(five points deducted from Simels street cred)
Fuck you liberal pussies
Good night gracie.
Finally, I googled him and, turns out, he's mayor of Boulder, Colorado.
You googled my mayor? How bizarre!
I think I finally got it up.
Central Scrutinizer | 01.14.06 - 11:02 pm | #
?????
oh, I see, you're talking about your computer.. I was thinking that perhaps you were sharing a bit much.
Dang you, JeffCo: you just made me drop 60 bucks on a bunch of DVDs! And some mysterious compulsion made me bookmark both those links, so I'll probably be blowing even more cash there in the future! 
Thanks for the heads-up.
G'night, Ina.
You googled my mayor? How bizarre!
So that's what the kids are calling it these days?
.
(five points deducted from Simels street cred)
The Kenosha Kid | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 11:22 pm | #
Dude -- without "Dawn
and "Rag Doll" none of
Springsteen's street opera epics
would exist.
"Jungleland" was actually arranged
by the Four Season's arranger.
Fuck you liberal pussies
That's what I'm talkin' about!
Fuck you liberal pussies
suck it
be vewwwwwwwwwwwwwy quiet......... I'm hunting trolls....... hehehehehehehehehe
An old flame of mine (in the way back in college machine) gave me several Anais Nin books because of the sex...
He's also the guy who used to get drunk and mumble romantic words in my ear in French, and play me Dan Fogelberg songs on his guitar.
He was so cool. Went to Northwestern to be an actor, and landed in NYC, where he got into a strange religious cult. Like the moonies or something.
But then he found Jeezus, got married and had 4 kids.
I think I finally got it up.
Central Scrutinizer | 01.14.06 - 11:02 pm | #
?????
oh, I see, you're talking about your computer.. I was thinking that perhaps you were sharing a bit much.
oldwhitelady
I was gonna say, y'know...way to go dude. *high five*
Heh heh. Watertiger can "google my mayor" annnnnnnnnytime.
Finally, I googled him and, turns out, he's mayor of Boulder, Colorado.
--
So, is that a good thing?
I was thinking that perhaps you were sharing a bit much.
oldwhitelady
Funny, I was thinking just the opposite!
DeLay starts with the disadvantage of a 60 percent unfavorable rating in the district he has represented for 20 years. Tom may have to go back to his pest extermination business.
http://www.buzzflash.com/
This may be old news but I just checked the cspan schedule and they are going with Al Gore live on Cspan1.
Vicki:
Nin's porn had its moments.
But her boyfriend Henry Miller
did it much better.
A short story (heh) about sex
with a midget.....
Woo hoo!!!!!!!
But then he found Jeezus, got married and had 4 kids.
Him and Jesus had 4 children? Jesus Christ!
Hi mena!
"Anais Althouse."
Coming to the Bijou any moment.
Oh, christ. The funeral that is the Pats sideline.
Spare me.
old white lady:
How the heck are ya, kiddo?
Long time no see....
oh, I see, you're talking about your computer.. I was thinking that perhaps you were sharing a bit much.
oldwhitelady
Yeah, I've been having problems in that area for a few days now, but I think I'm good now.
That said, it's nice to share.
Anise Nin
Any relation to Pepper Laurie or Marjoram Goldman?
Steve, even midgets deserve lovin'!
I always thought Springsteen's arrangements were ripped off from the Beach Boys.
he found jeebus?
or did he find a mexican named george?
Fuck you liberal pussies
suck it
We wouldn't give you the pleasure!
Fuck you liberal pussies
suck it
We wouldn't give you the pleasure!
Terry C, Uppity Woman | 01.14.06 - 11:30 pm | #
Is this the fella who found jeebus
Yeah, I've been having problems in that area for a few days now,
I, for one, am delighted to see that the Enzyte for your computer has kicked in! Isn't it nice to have your motherboard spring to life?!
Vicki:
Nin's porn had its moments.
But her boyfriend Henry Miller
did it much better.
A short story (heh) about sex
with a midget.....
Woo hoo!!!!!!!
steve simels | Email | 01.14.06 - 11:27 pm | #
*******************
even without all the sex, henry miller would still be great just because he's so fucking hilarious.
I always thought Springsteen's arrangements were ripped off from the Beach
Boys.
The Kenosha Kid | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 11:29 pm | #
Nope -- totally the Four Seasons.
Jersey, c'mon!!!!!
Tom may have to go back to his pest extermination business.
http://www.buzzflash.com/
pigboy
Maybe he'll do the world a favor and exterminate himself.
His family don't even like him!
Thanks for the heads-up. -prof fate
I do what I can. Between those and the Borders "Buy 3, get 1 free" this month, I've been stocking up as well. You may also want to throw a bookmark at DVDPricesearch, for my money the best resource for pricing.
Alito says presidents can violate law
'It would be a rare instance,' he says
Stewart M. Powell
Hearst Newspapers
Jan. 13, 2006 12:00 AM
WASHINGTON - Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito, pressed on President Bush's controversial domestic spying policy, told the Senate Judiciary Committee on Thursday that a president has the constitutional authority on "very rare" occasions to violate federal law.
Alito responded to questions from Senate Democrats about Bush's decision to order secret domestic surveillance without getting the approval of a special court that Congress and President Jimmy Carter set up in 1978 to curb abuses by intelligence agencies.
Alito appeared receptive to Bush administration claims that a president has the authority as commander in chief under the Constitution to embark on a domestic surveillance program without getting approval of the court, as required by the 1978 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.
http://www.azcentral.com/php-bin...c-
spying13.html
Well, it appears that the undefeatable Tom Brady, with all of his VISA protection, ain't so perfect anymore.
5 interceptions.
Isn't it nice to have your motherboard spring to life?!
Vicki
Indeed!
Reality isn't all it's cracked up to be.
*shudders*
Nope -- totally the Four Seasons.
Jersey, c'mon!!!!!
steve simels
Cracked me up the night we were watching "The Sopranos" and saw Frank Valli on there playing a wise guy.
he found jeebus?
He found Jeebus. I know this because he used to call me at all hours of the night, and once he found Jeebus, he quit calling me.
When are the Patriots going to put Diet Pepsi Machine into the game?
steve - I'd totally take you out to see the Four Seasons show, but I live way over here, and I now watertiger will beat me to it. 
DeLay starts with the disadvantage of a 60 percent unfavorable rating in the district he has represented for 20 years. Tom may have to go back to his pest extermination business.
http://www.buzzflash.com/
pigboy
Are the denizens of Sugar Land going to vote for a Democrat, though? Methinks they'd vote for Satan himself if he had an R after his name.
(Which he does!)
Well, it appears that the undefeatable Tom Brady, with all of his VISA protection, ain't so perfect anymore.
5 interceptions.
watertiger
I' m pissed that he didn't play that shitty in last year's Super Bowl.
The funeral that is the Pats sideline.
Can't say I'm sorry to see them lose. i'd like a different ending this year.
Scarlet Johanssen is going to be on SNL tonight. Yum yum.
screaming lady on sci-fi is cracking me up!...
.
Reality isn't all it's cracked up to be.
*shudders*
Central Scrutinizer
Especially this week, with the Alito hearings and all.
oh wait, now she's dead.
He found Jeebus. I know this because he used to call me at all hours of the night, and once he found Jeebus, he quit calling me.
Vicki
I gave myself to Jebus.
And he never called after that.
8-(
steve - I'd totally take you out to see the Four Seasons show, but I live way over
here, and I now watertiger will beat me to it.
mena | Email | 01.14.06 - 11:33 pm | #
No problem babe, but you still
owe me a post-Toby kiss.
old white lady:
How the heck are ya, kiddo?
Long time no see....
steve simels | Email | 01.14.06 - 11:28 pm | #
Well, you know how it is... work work work. How the heck are you?
Are the denizens of Sugar Land going to vote for a Democrat, though? Methinks they'd vote for Satan himself if he had an R after his name.
I'm Lucifer, and I approved this message.
Yum yum.
The Kenosha Kid
exactly.
he found jeebus?
He found Jeebus. I know this because he used to call me at all hours of the night, and once he found Jeebus, he quit calling me.
Vicki | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 11:32 pm | #
A jeebus miracle......... for sure
Oh, Phil Sims, what the hell happened to you?
The Pats played like the Jets tonight. They were NOT valiant, they were NOT warriors.
They sucked.
Deal with it.
A jeebus miracle......... for sure
pigboy
Zactly.
steve - I'd totally take you out to see the Four Seasons show, but I live way over here, and I now watertiger will beat me to it.
(makes note to send tix to mena, and to arrange flight for her)
he found jeebus?
Is he that hippy that hangs out on peace park on state street?
.
Watching SNL in real-time for
the first time in......
a decade?
That's what Scarlet Johannson
will do to an old guy..
The Galleys are one third done! Won't be too long now. I am getting excited.
(Let's rename CHALLENGE to Cock-punch. eh?)
He found Jeebus. I know this because he used to call me at all hours of the night, and once he found Jeebus, he quit calling me.
I completely missed when my state issued that Jeebus alert, or I would have gone out and looked for him too!
DAmnit, wimpy aliens. Stupid happy ending.
Sounds like MST3K material.
I am thisclose to putting on Henry and June - it's totally umalacious!
BTW --
Death Cab for Cutie
suck.
And not just because I doubt
they don't even know where the
name comes from....
Is he that hippy that hangs out on peace park on state street?
.
dieselcreek | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 11:36 pm | #
Yep, good old jeebus H krist....
you still
owe me a post-Toby kiss.
==
I know - I have to find out when the next kick-ass, can't miss art show will be up out there, and get booking.
The danger with opening a bottle of wine so you can put one cup of the wine into the recipe you are cooking is that you end up drinking the rest of the bottle along with the food.
Example 1: me right now
Death Cab for Cutie
suck
I thought so, too. My daughter loves them. And Weezer. And Green Day. Right now.
BTW --
Death Cab for Cutie
suck.
And not just because I doubt
they don't even know where the
name comes from....
steve simels
I'm an indie rock junkie, but I've been deliberately avoiding them the past couple years. However, someone's burning me a CD and they're on SNL tonight. So I guess I'm about to find out just how good/bad they are...
He found Jeebus. I know this because he used to call me at all hours of the night, and once he found Jeebus, he quit calling me.
Who found jeebus?
Well, whoever it was, you're better off without them.
WTF!?
One of the Colts had his wife go all Kill Bill Bride on him...
Scarlet Johanssen is going to be on SNL tonight. Yum yum.
Opening monologue is supergodawful.
HAH! gloat gloat gloat all you want you librel pukes. At least we in Massachusetts still have the Celti... err, the Bruin....., the Revolution(?) to be happy about.
P.S. cause I still love you even if you're mean peeples, I'll point you to some new fine and very classy type snarkiness from Sir James Wolcott tonight. Goodnight, I'm off to gander at Scarlett's bosoms
Watching SNL in real-time for
the first time in......
a decade?
That's what Scarlet Johannson
will do to an old guy..
steve simels | Email | 01.14.06 - 11:37 pm | #
I was looking at pictures of you in that hotel room......
The Pats gave a textbook demonstration of how to beat yourself. Too bad.
That's what Scarlet Johannson
will do to an old guy..
She's kinda purty, but I'll be she's partisan.
And not just because I doubt
they don't even know where the
name comes from....
==
I hate to tell you, but they do. They're out of Bellingham, WA - I taught there as an adjunct while I was getting my master's, and one of my favorite students was their pal who put them together. He kept at trying to get me to go see them in town, but I kept telling him what a stupid name it was. "Naw, it's LENNON, see!". I kept telling him i didn't care, it was still a stupid name. It is.
screaming lady on sci-fi is cracking me up!...
oh wait, now she's dead.
Isn't that always the way?
The Pats gave a textbook demonstration of how to beat yourself.
I do that when I need to relax. I'm very, very tense.
Who found jeebus?
Well, whoever it was, you're better off without them.
four legs good
Moons ago. One of my college sweethearts.
Speaking of moons, and fountains, how'd the photos turn out?
Will you be posting them on your blog (which I love, btw)?
She's kinda purty, but I'll be she's partisan.
I thought she was part Swedish.
Anyhoo, what's happening tonight?
I had the most annoying evening. I went to photograph the UT tower, and there were a million and two tourists hanging about, with their screaming children.
Ack.
People kept driving up with their headlights on.
I was finally reduced to yelling, "Hey you! yes you in the fucking minivan... TURN OFF YOUR HEAdLIGHTS!!"
Fuck you liberal pussies
suck it
We wouldn't give you the pleasure!
Terry C, Uppity Woman | 01.14.06 - 11:30 pm | #
Is this the fella who found jeebus
pigboy
But wasn't Jebus one of them thar liberal pussies?
Death Cab for Cutie
suck.
I agree with that. I've been into Bloc Party as of late. That and Big Star and Gram Parsons.
.
Opening monologue is supergodawful.
Eli
My prediction based on recent experience:
It won't get any better.
Three more years!
Cowboy Cheerleaders photo shoot on ESPN2.
The question is:
How much lame exposition can I stand in the service of ogling Texas poontang?
"But wasn't Jebus one of them thar liberal pussies?"
Why is it the modern liberal is so quick to repress freedom of religion?
Speaking of moons, and fountains, how'd the photos turn out?
Will be posting momentarily. Didn't get anything too groovy- tourists kept getting in the way AND I have a major headache.
This flu fucking blows. I don't know what to do to get rid of it.
Death Cab for Cutie
suck
To each his own.
My prediction based on recent experience:
It won't get any better.
Maybe they'll do another funny rap video.
Death Cab for Cutie
suck.
==
I always thought so, but I like the new song.
My prediction based on recent experience:
It won't get any better.
I think you're right.
nagourney says rethugs outmaneuvered dems on the scalito hearing. How you ask:
"Judge Alito's wife, Martha-Ann, began crying as her husband was being questioned"
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/
1...artner=homepage
At least adam got that right. The rethugs engineered that little stunt and the media dutifully reported the gop talking points.
Did any reporter ask mrs. scalito what her problem was? If they did I never saw it.
Will you be posting them on your blog (which I love, btw)?
You are too kind.
We will have fresh baked plushy as well.
Cowboy Cheerleaders photo shoot on ESPN2.
The question is:
How much lame exposition can I stand in the service of ogling Texas poontang?
Cap'n Goto | Email | 01.14.06 - 11:43 pm | #
The Dallas Cheerleaders are the only redemption for that God foresaken state.
This flu fucking blows. I don't know what to do to get rid of it.
four legs good
Vicks VapORub. And lots of love from lion kitty.
Seriously, though, what helped me the most was sleep.
I still have that Rita What's Her Ass husky voice, though.
simels, did you leave the door open?
Or did that come in on the bottom of your shoe??
I think Johannsen is cute, too, but neither of those is enough to get me to watch snl.
Scarlet is lovely, but she does not appear to have any comedic talent whatsoever...
Hey - it's The Magnificent Seven on my local PBS station! I just today picked up the new 2-disc collector's edition DVD. There's also a new Peckinpah set out this week that includes new editions of The Wild Bunch and Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid (fairly cheap at a Costco near you).
nagourney says rethugs outmaneuvered dems on the scalito hearing. How you ask:
"Judge Alito's wife, Martha-Ann, began crying as her husband was being questioned"
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/ 1...artner=homepage
At least adam got that right. The rethugs engineered that little stunt and the media dutifully reported the gop talking points.
Did any reporter ask mrs. scalito what her problem was? If they did I never saw it.
hadenough | 01.14.06 - 11:45 pm | #
You people are still whining over Alito? He's in for life, time to move on.
4Legs--sorry, you're under the weather.
What's worked for Monsieur: Flonase, Zithromax, Claritin-D and Delsym cough syrup.
And sleep.
Well, I think I've reached my "lame exposition" limit...
{click}
NTodd--would cookies relieve your tension? I have Shiraz and Merlot to go with them.
How much lame exposition can I stand in the service of ogling Texas poontang?
The mute button is your friend.
I think Johannsen is cute, too, but neither of those is enough to get me to watch snl.
mena
If Elvis Costello was on again, I'd watch. And Fred Garvin, male prostitute. That used to crack me up. And Jane, you ignorant slut. And the killer bees. And the Bass-o-Matic.
I'd watch again if all of that stuff came into play on a regular basis.
And Todd and Lisa. I loved them.
Well lookee who's back from Iraq again!!! What he pulled his gazillionth tour by now.
.
Great Boondocks preview.
Hit him with the CHAIR!!!!
This flu fucking blows. I don't know what to do to get rid of it.
four legs good | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 11:44 pm | # ''
Live a healthier lifestyle for starts. An ounce of prevention.......
NTodd--would cookies relieve your tension? I have Shiraz and Merlot to go with them.
No, cookies will just keep me up. Erm...keep me awake, and I should be getting to bed. Uh...just, no thanks.
Hi atriots
In case no one's mentioned it riverbend at
spot.com/">Bagdhad burning has an excellent post up regarding the Iraqi interpreter who was murdered last week during the journalist (Jill Carroll)kidnapping
Eli--re Scarlett: mute the sound and watch her boobs.
Vicki - it'll behoove ya to care for your uvula.
She may do well with threads from hell but how well can she do getting new voting technology out of the New York State Legislature?
"But wasn't Jebus one of them thar liberal pussies?"
Why is it the modern liberal is so quick to repress freedom of religion?
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 11:43 pm | #
Oh, just blow me already.
By which I mean again.
Sorry, I couldn't help it.
Well lookee who's back from Iraq again!!! What he pulled his gazillionth tour by now.
.
Agent Orange | 01.14.06 - 11:48 pm | #
I'm not near the war hero of NTodd's relatives, or Dave from Tejas, or Kerry or Murtha....
"But wasn't Jebus one of them thar liberal pussies?"
Why is it the modern liberal is so quick to repress freedom of religion?
Gordon the Magnificent
no, even Neaderthal, and Cro-Magnon, and finally an offshoot of Homo Erectus Liberals also repressed freedom of religion as well. they found it almost as enjojable as taunting the conservative ancients about their lack of fire and tool-making abilities.
Looks like the flu hit the fucking New England Patriots in Denver tonight. Call it the Butterfinger Flu.
Eli--re Scarlett: mute the sound and watch her boobs.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
words to live by
.
Eli--re Scarlett: mute the sound and watch her boobs.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
words to live by
.
Eli--re Scarlett: mute the sound and watch her boobs.
I'm not paying close enough attention to mute the sound. I need some way to know when the commercials are over and she's onscreen...
This week Senator Hillary Clinton, citing a secret Pentagon report that suggested some marines killed in Iraq might have survived had they been wearing more body armor, became the latest in a long line of politicians to castigate the Pentagon for a supposed failure to adequately protect our fighting men and women. Well-intentioned as the senator might be, the body-armor issue, like so many in war, is just not that simple.
From 2000 until 2004, I was an infantry officer in the Army. I deployed with a light-infantry platoon to Afghanistan in 2002, then with a platoon of Army Rangers to Iraq in 2003 and back to Afghanistan in 2004. While I can testify that soldiers usually appreciate the protection body armor gives them, the load shouldered by the average infantryman often hinders his ability to fight - especially at high altitude as in Afghanistan.
But in Iraq, as well, the "soldier's load" is often unbearable. Most studies recommend that a soldier should not be burdened with more than one-third of his body weight. But if you take a 160-pound soldier and put 40 pounds of Kevlar and body armor on him and then he picks up an automatic weapon, ammunition, water and first aid equipment, it's not long before he is carrying half his body weight - and he is then expected to run, jump and fight insurgents, themselves carrying little more than a 10-pound AK-47. All of this, of course, often takes place in 120-degree heat in the cities of Iraq.
Lost among the politicians' cries for more extensive armor for the troops is the fact that most soldiers, in my experience and based on discussions with many, feel they have enough armor already - and many feel they are increasingly being burdened with too much equipment. And the new supplementary body armor unveiled this week in Washington doubles the weight of the equipment - worn over the torso and, now, the upper arms - to 32 pounds from 16 pounds (for a medium-sized soldier)...
"But wasn't Jebus one of them thar liberal pussies?"
Why is it the modern liberal is so quick to repress freedom of religion?
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 11:43 pm | #
Oh, just blow me already.
By which I mean again.
Sorry, I couldn't help it.
steve simels | Email | 01.14.06 - 11:49 pm | #
Steve must have just watch Bareback Mountain. I suppose he found the movie about two men and a sheep herd tittitating. Not surprised.
re Scarlett: mute the sound and watch her boobs.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Even that may not be enough.
Vicki - it'll behoove ya to care for your uvula.
JeffCO
I read that wrong the first time, I'm sorry!
Eli--re Scarlett: mute the sound and watch her boobs.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 11:48 pm | #
Have I ever mentioned that I love
you, babe?
Steve darling--would you like some French chardonnay?
Okay, the Bergman cooking show is fairly promising...
"tittitating"
Oh, that's rich.
I'd watch again if all of that stuff came into play on a regular basis.
They should've quit while they were ahead.
Gordon the Magnificent is an anagram for ancient foghorn midget.
Steve darling--would you like some French chardonnay?
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 11:51 pm | #
More than life itself, doll....
Scandinavian: The all white food
.
They should've quit while they were ahead.
watertiger
It'll be difficult to match the greatness of the original cast.
I did like Dana Carvey, though, and to a lesser extent, Mike Myers.
Oh... dear...
The poodle bites, the poodle chews it.
Central Scrutinizer
the poodle bites, the poodle chews...the zircon-encruster tweezers.
alright, i'm gonna go dope myself up and maybe get some sleep.
on the flipside.
Swedish Chef Ringtones. Wow.
"Perhaps that was a poor choice of sponsor."
(pushes a large glass of Le Chat Francaise in front of Steve)
Okay, the Bergman cooking show is fairly promising...
Eli
Nope.
Vicki - I'd watch again if Mike Meyers would come bac on and do Kawfee Tawk. He was like buttah. *sigh*
Oh, and I also liked Ana Gasteyer. I found her teh sexy.
I thought Molly Shannon was completely obnoxious. Reminded me of a Lucille Ball without the appeal.
However, there's no reason for me to be a snarky bitch about SNL.
Nope.
I'm liking it.
"I have the almond!"
'night, WT.
This week Senator Hillary Clinton, citing a secret Pentagon report that suggested some marines killed in Iraq might have survived had they been wearing more body armor, became the latest in a long line of politicians to castigate the Pentagon for a supposed failure to adequately protect our fighting men and women. Well-intentioned as the senator might be, the body-armor issue, like so many in war, is just not that simple.
From 2000 until 2004, I was an infantry officer in the Army. I deployed with a light-infantry platoon to Afghanistan in 2002, then with a platoon of Army Rangers to Iraq in 2003 and back to Afghanistan in 2004. While I can testify that soldiers usually appreciate the protection body armor gives them, the load shouldered by the average infantryman often hinders his ability to fight - especially at high altitude as in Afghanistan.
But in Iraq, as well, the "soldier's load" is often unbearable. Most studies recommend that a soldier should not be burdened with more than one-third of his body weight. But if you take a 160-pound soldier and put 40 pounds of Kevlar and body armor on him and then he picks up an automatic weapon, ammunition, water and first aid equipment, it's not long before he is carrying half his body weight - and he is then expected to run, jump and fight insurgents, themselves carrying little more than a 10-pound AK-47. All of this, of course, often takes place in 120-degree heat in the cities of Iraq.
Lost among the politicians' cries for more extensive armor for the troops is the fact that most soldiers, in my experience and based on discussions with many, feel they have enough armor already - and many feel they are increasingly being burdened with too much equipment. And the new supplementary body armor unveiled this week in Washington doubles the weight of the equipment - worn over the torso and, now, the upper arms - to 32 pounds from 16 pounds (for a medium-sized soldier)...
Hillary and Bill gutted the Armed Forces in the 90's. This is her legacy.
Scarlet Johanssen is going to be on SNL tonight. Yum yum.
Opening monologue is supergodawful.
Eli
I'll be sure to not listen while I'm pleasuring myself...
Damn, that should be:
spot.com/">Baghdad burning
...the zircon-encruster tweezers.
Sarah Deere
All the other cowboys would say.. I'm mighty grand.
I'd watch again if Mike Meyers would come bac on and do Kawfee Tawk. He was like buttah. *sigh*
mena
mena,
I still say "verklempt."
teve must have just watch Bareback Mountain. I suppose he found the movie
about two men and a sheep herd tittitating. Not surprised.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 11:51 pm | #
Hell, yeah dude!
The sheep all looked like you!
Woo-hoo!!!!!
I thought Molly Shannon was completely obnoxious. Reminded me of a Lucille Ball without the appeal.
I never understood what she was doing on that show. Totally irritating, no talent at all, and not even attractive.
Scandinavian: The all white food
Lutefisk blogging was last night.
Why is it the modern liberal is so quick to repress freedom of religion?
Gordon the Magnificent
to many wrinkles. comes from being worn and used by to many snakes...
Lost among the politicians' cries for more extensive armor for the troops is the fact that most soldiers, in my experience and based on discussions with many, feel they have enough armor already - and many feel they are increasingly being burdened with too much equipment.>/i>
1. Glad you are a self-appointed expert on the subject.
2. My guess would be those guys that died might have liked the option of still being alive had they had the supplemental armor.
3. Are you an expert in military body armor? No? then shut the fuck up.
OK the Darwin sketch is kinda funny....
If anyone truly does find that jeebus feller and really does feel those flames of inspiration all kinds or real hell will break loose.
Dr.King did it at one time.
I tell you those Pat Robertson kinds will be truly shitting the bricks of hypocricy exposure..... not to mention shrub who is crapping the biggest one.
Dr. King was supporting striking workers at the time he was killed.
Dr. King was not so much worried about the after life as these twisted demented people are who run this nation.
Dr. King truly exposed the injustice that all americans were suffering at a time when our leaders were waging their made up wars.
Wars that never benefited any common citizen, here or abroad.
Wars that only enriched the already wealthy.
No, if a true follower of jeebus came along, all hell would truly break out and that is because people would follow sense, instead of following the nonsense that is spewed now.
Gordon the Magnificent is an anagram for ancient foghorn midget.
Richard | Email | 01.14.06 - 11:52 pm | #
You call that humor, Dick?
just sayin = moron
Steve--I'll pass the entire bottle and my fishknives if you gut Gordon.
I loved Phil Hartman. Such a sad loss.
.
Gordon the Magnificent is an anagram for interfacing goth demon.
No, if a true follower of jeebus came along, all hell would truly break out and that is because people would follow sense, instead of following the nonsense that is spewed now.
pigboy | 01.14.06 - 11:56 pm | #
Wow pigchild, that was deep.
Gordon is the only dick around here.
Wow pigchild, that was deep.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 11:57 pm | #
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Thanks glad you liked it.
Steve--I'll pass the entire bottle and my fishknives if you gut Gordon.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 11:56 pm |
Sally you dreadful cunt, you've graduated from rape to manslaughter these days?
How charming.
Hillary and Bill gutted the Armed Forces in the 90's. This is her legacy.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 11:55 pm |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Do you think you're actually
fooling anybody with that
shit?
Oh and by the way --
get your penis out of my mouth.
Psst. Ignore these trolls. They go away when they're not fed.
Seriously.
I loved Phil Hartman. Such a sad loss.
In some of the Simpsons commentaries they've noted he very much wanted to do a live action Troy McClure movie.
Scandinavian: The all white food
==
I used to have a joke Scandinavian cookbook that i kicked myself for getting rid of (on a "simplify!" spree) almost the instant I did it. It called for all food to be white, so if it didn't already come that way (potatoes, rice), it had to have white sauce covering it....
Gordon is the only dick around here.
Richard | Email | 01.14.06 - 11:58 pm | #
I didn't think it possible, but that was funnier than the last. You're on a roll, Dick.
If Elvis Costello was on again, I'd watch. And Fred Garvin, male prostitute. That used to crack me up. And Jane, you ignorant slut. And the killer bees. And the Bass-o-Matic.
I'd watch again if all of that stuff came into play on a regular basis.
And Todd and Lisa. I loved them.
Vicki
I liked the fake commercials of the late 80s/early 90s. The Love Toilet. Colon Blow. Oops I Crapped My Pants. And of course, Happy Fun Ball.
The best description of trolling I ever heard:
"This is like he's smearing himself with shit and whacking off in the town square."
I see Dickhead de Fuckface has arrived.
I need some chandeliers.
Ain't it funny how neocons have answers to everything and solutions to nothing.
Scarlet J has to regret this already.
Oh and by the way --
get your penis out of my mouth.
steve simels | Email | 01.14.06 - 11:58 pm | #
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Still excited about Barback Mountain? Two perverts and a herd of sheep.
Hmmmmmm.
Gordon the Magnificent is an anagram for chief tormenting gonad.
Argh!
Last try
href="http://riverbend
blog.blogspot.com/">riverbend
I liked the fake commercials of the late 80s/early 90s. The Love Toilet. Colon Blow. Oops I Crapped My Pants. And of course, Happy Fun Ball.
Buzz Bomb
I liked Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy. That always cracked me up.
But seriously, that show when Elvis Costello performed for the first time ~ had me hook, line, and sinker in love with Declan MacManus (Elvis' real name).
I have to admit that I have absolutely no idea of who Scarlett whomever is.
Hi, Gordon.
Still freaking out about
homo stuff?
Anyway go there Dammit it's Great!
Vicki--Elvis Costello took a long time to win me back, after he insulted Ray Charles and Bonnie Bramlett slugged him.
I liked Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy. That always cracked me up.
"I've always been afraid of clowns. Maybe it's because when I was 4 my father took me to the circus and a clown killed him."
Oh now time to pick on MN.
.
Vicki--Elvis Costello took a long time to win me back, after he insulted Ray
Charles and Bonnie Bramlett slugged him.
Cap'n Goto | Email | 01.15.06 - 12:03 am | #
Elvis is, and never was, a
racist.
But that was a horrible incident.
Vicki--Elvis Costello took a long time to win me back, after he insulted Ray Charles and Bonnie Bramlett slugged him.
Cap'n Goto
I think that was Bonnie Raitt, actually. They had a feud going on for a while.
Elvis Costello made an insensitive and rude comment, I agree. I've got several stories on the matter that I've clipped over the years. I'll have to refer to them for the details.
Hi, Gordon.
Still freaking out about
homo stuff?
steve simels | Email | 01.15.06 - 12:02 am | #
Hell no. I'm tremendously pleased that people like you are queer.
I have to admit that I have absolutely no idea of who Scarlett whomever is.
Look for the Coen brothers' The Man Who Wasn't There, head over to Ghost World, puzzle over Lost In Translation, admire the Girl With a Pearl Earring, spend some time In Good Company, and then serve up Match Point.
When did I turn into Gene Shalit?
Hi, Gordon.
Still freaking out about
homo stuff?
steve simels | Email | 01.15.06 - 12:02 am | #
Hell no. I'm tremendously pleased that people like you are queer.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:06 am | #
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BURN!!!! Good one steve!!!
Elvis is, and never was, a
racist.
I think you meant to say that Elvis isn't a racist. Not to be nitpicky, and I'm usually not, but I do loves me my Elvis.
rondea, your don't have to bother putting html tags in manually. Haloscan is now intelligent enough to recognize an html link automatically if you paste one in. For example...
http://www.yahoo.com/
I just love when SNL does sketches where the whole gag is how interminable and boring the sketch is. Fabulous.
Vicki, no it was Bonnie
Bramlett.
I think that was Bonnie Raitt, actually.
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I think it was Bramlett. But I never held that against him - for some reason it always sounded to me just like what he said it was - a stupid wrong thing. I didn't think he meant it. But I think Charles did.
Gordon's real name and work phone number were posted here last night.
Steve,
It was Bonnie Raitt in that scuffle, wasn't it? I seem to remember hearing her talk about it.
Cap'n Goto,
Delany Bramlett and Bonnie (Bramlett) Raitt. Recorded as Delany and Bonnie and Friends. (I still have the vinyl someplace. Not bad, just not particularly good. I seem to remember Dylan's shoes sticking out the wind of the car on the cover.
Easy mistake.
Pretty sure it was Bonnie Bramlett. The account of it I read included her comments, and they sounded like they came from someone a little more kick-ass than Bonnie Raitt.
As it turns out, "Every Day I Write the Book" is one of my faves.
Gordon's real name and work phone number were posted here last night.
Thers | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:08 am | #
Oh no! Did you call me yet, cunthead?
Then my memory, admittedly drain bamaged from the excesses of the Reagan and Clinton years, stands corrected!
Thanks.
My all-time favorite Deep Thought:
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
Hell no. I'm tremendously pleased that people like you are queer
Francis, are you boring everyone again?
Delany Bramlett and Bonnie (Bramlett) Raitt. Recorded as Delany and Bonnie and Friends
But only you know and I know.
Steve and Vicki, you are both correct. She was married to Delany Bramlett and regained her maiden name on divorce.
I have to admit that I have absolutely no idea of who Scarlett whomever is.
Her internet movie database entry...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0424060/
Gordon's real name and work phone number were posted here last night.
Thers | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:08 am | #
Oh no! Did you call me yet, cunthead?
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:09 am | #
BURN!!! Thers...... another good one! Gordo the gender confused one is on fire being burnt so many times!!!
thank you, fidel hugo and evo morales. not sure about lula.
I think this may be the longest sketch in SNL history.
Or maybe it just seems that way.
Still freaking out about
homo stuff?
steve simels | Email | 01.15.06 - 12:02 am | #
Hell no. I'm tremendously pleased that people like you are queer.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:06 am | #
Jeezus, this guy is too stupid
to live.
Hilarious!!!!!!
Idle late night though after talking to a Chaldean friend today...I wonder how many people realize that the Baath party was founded by an Arab Christian? My Catholic brother voted in the Iraqi election, but he had a heavy heart. Most Iraqi Christians live in the Sunni Triangle...exiles in America can afford to suppport the administration's delusional war....those (800,000) stuck in Iraq must adopt the anti-US rhetoric to survive.
So it was Bonnie Raitt! I thought so, because I thought she had either written about it and I read it, or I heard her on a tv documentary.
Or what?
Gordon's real name and work phone number were posted here last night.
you don't have it, do you?
Jeezus, this guy is too stupid
to live.
Hilarious!!!!!!
steve simels | Email | 01.15.06 - 12:10 am | #
BURN!!! Burnin Burnin Gordo inferno!!! Some how he has figured out how to breath.......
Still freaking out about
homo stuff?
steve simels | Email | 01.15.06 - 12:02 am | #
Hell no. I'm tremendously pleased that people like you are queer.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:06 am | #
Jeezus, this guy is too stupid
to live.
Hilarious!!!!!!
steve simels | Email | 01.15.06 - 12:10 am | #
How'a that steve? It pleases me to see people like you remove yourself from the gene pool. It's mother natures way of righting a wrong.
Whew! Brain has not atrophied completely.
Steve - I have a quote from you as soon as I can find it again...
Some of these Chaldean and Syrian Orthodox communities are amongst the oldest witnesses to Christianity on the face of the earth. It will not go well for George W. Bush on the Last Day.
I was going to type something about the Pats, but I kept fumbling the keyboard.
Gordon's real name and work phone number were posted here last night.
you don't have it, do you?
Keystone Blues | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:11 am | #
I'd rather you just visited me personally, but not a one of you worthless bitches has the sack.
It was Bonnie Raitt in that scuffle, wasn't it? I seem to remember hearing her
talk about it.
Vicki | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:08 am |
No, kiddo, it was Bonnie Bramlett.
That's what made it so awful...
it was a Southern white chick
being extremely pissed off by
what she -- righty -- saw as
a racist slur.
I'm not gonna defend Elvis C,
but he should have known better.
And he's not a racist.
Make that for you...
Delany Bramlett and Bonnie (Bramlett) Raitt. Recorded as Delany and Bonnie and Friends
==
I did not know that. God, they played all over OC when I was a kid, but I never went tio see them because I thought they sounded like just another Byrds hanger0n/wannabe from the time.
Cookies, anyone?
It's on one of the threads yesterday.
This isn't a joke, either.
Jeezus, this guy is too stupid
to live.
Hilarious!!!!!!
steve simels | Email | 01.15.06 - 12:10 am | #
How'a that steve? It pleases me to see people like you remove yourself from the gene pool. It's mother natures way of righting a wrong.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:12 am | #
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BURN!!!! who writes your stuff for you anyway gordo the gender confused?
So... Death Cab For Cutie are lame Psychedelic Furs wannabes?
I think this may be the longest sketch in SNL history.
Or maybe it just seems that way.
Haven't they dropped the cow yet?
Gordon the Magnificent is an anagram for fattened cringing homo.
How uniquely appropriate.
Cookies, anyone?
Yes!
To tide me over until my apple cobbler is done (which I will share, of course).
Death Cab for Cutie is an REM wanabee.
They only missed it by twenty some years.
I'll have a cookie, please!
Come on Cuties, get to the rockin!
Dag nab it.
.
James Jesus Rimbaud
I so worry about the US karma...or whatever it might be...our having slaughtered so many and set up the slaughter of so many more.
It's nauseating, what we do and have done. For way too long.
We're a fraudulent country, hyped on our own lies.
I'd rather you just visited me personally, but not a one of you worthless bitches has the sack.
Well, where are you, bitch?
Cookies, anyone?
==
Yes, ma'am.
To tide me over until my apple cobbler is done (which I will share, of course).
four legs good
MMMmmmmmmmmmmmm. Now that will get you to feeling better!
I'm gonna go check out your blog...
So... Death Cab For Cutie are lame Psychedelic Furs wannabes?
Sing my way, it's a new road...
It's on one of the threads yesterday.
This isn't a joke, either.
Thers | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:14 am | #
I love my fan club. All talk and no walk.
Death Cab for Cutie is an REM wanabee.
They only missed it by twenty some years.
Whatever it is they're going for, they suck horribly and I think I'm madly in hate with their lead singer.
Gordon's real name and work phone number were posted here last night.
you don't have it, do you?
Keystone Blues | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:11 am | #
I'd rather you just visited me personally, but not a one of you worthless bitches has the sack.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:13 am | #
BURN!!!! Keystone blues another good Burn to the sackless gender confused conservative!!
BTW --
When I said Death Cab for Cutie
sucked...
I should have just said they're
okay.
Lame, but not awful.
I'd rather you just visited me personally, but not a one of you worthless bitches has the sack.
Well, where are you, bitch?
Keystone Blues | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:16 am | #
I thought everyone already new? I guess your friends lied, bitch.
When I said Death Cab for Cutie
sucked...
I should have just said they're
okay.
Lame, but not awful.
No, they're suckawful.
Didn't know that "Bonnie" of Delaney and Bonnie was Bonnie Raitt.
I always learn stuff here.
(Not from the tR0oLz, of course...)
REM wanabee.
REM is a Big Star wannabe.
Ok, maybe not totally.
Lame, but not awful.
steve simels
That sounds about right.
On the Spectrum of Suckitude, they clearly land behind the likes of Coldplay...
Gordon the Magnificent is an anagram for fattened cringing homo.
How uniquely appropriate.
Richard | Email | 01.15.06 - 12:15 am | #
Not only is it that... it is also a BURN!!!!
Death Cab for Cutie is an REM wanabee.
They only missed it by twenty some years.
Central Scrutinizer
I like REM. But now that you say it, I hear it.
Stipe's been singing some with my Indigo Girls lately.
Nearly wished I lived in Detroit this evening: They have BB King and Bobby "Blue" Bland coming to the Fox Theater. I would enjoy that show.
REM is a Big Star wannabe.
Ok, maybe not totally.
dieselcreek
Lately they're a Beach Boys wannabe. Which is, like...join the club.
Gordon:
Nobody talks to you at dogsnot.net. Is that why you come to a 2 million hit per week blog; just so you can have someone to talk to, even if you're being insulted?
On the Spectrum of Suckitude, they clearly land behind the likes of Coldplay...
Jay C. | Email | 01.15.06 - 12:18 am | #
Coldplay:
Their ouevre is longer than
Wagner's Ring cycle, but with
fewer laughs.
Hah!
"Gordon the Magnificent?"
I mean, Geoffrey Burnham? This is your friend from the other evening speaking. You know, the one you owe $300 for certain phone-related "services." Is (704) 306-7500 still the best way to reach you and get some "financial advice?" Is that the direct line, or will I get the receptionist? When is the best time to call you?
Gordon's "Friend" | 01.05.06 - 8:02 pm | #
Gordon's real name and work phone number were posted here last night.
you don't have it, do you?
Keystone Blues | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:11 am | #
I'd rather you just visited me personally, but not a one of you worthless bitches has the sack.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:13 am | #
BURN!!!! Keystone blues another good Burn to the sackless gender confused conservative!!
pigboy | 01.15.06 - 12:16 am | #
Obsessed. I noly come to this site so I can make people like Pigchild dance.
I have a new dancing bear. Watch how often he'll post about me and disrupt the thread.
I own it now, btw.
Thanks, pigchild.
Lately they're a Beach Boys wannabe. Which is, like...join the club.
Yeah, what's up with that? Suddenly I head a lot of new unsigned bands that have a strong Beach Boys flavor.
.
I thought everyone already new? I guess your friends lied, bitch.
Gordon the Magnificent
Oh, Jeebus. Gordon's obviously drunk, and I feel as if I wandered on to the set of Swingers.
"Geoffrey Burnham?"
jeebus.
"Gordon the Magnificent?"
I mean, Geoffrey Burnham? This is your friend from the other evening speaking. You know, the one you owe $300 for certain phone-related "services." Is (704) 306-7500 still the best way to reach you and get some "financial advice?" Is that the direct line, or will I get the receptionist? When is the best time to call you?
Gordon's "Friend" | 01.05.06 - 8:02 pm | #
Thers | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:20 am | #
I don't hear that phone ringing. But thanks for posting that personal info Thers.
I own you legally now.
they clearly land behind the likes of Coldplay...
==
Good lord, whinerock.
Steve - From last weeks Autoweek commenting on the Steve McQueen exhibit at the Peterson Automotive Museum.
"In the movie, The Tao of Steve the idea is that guys named Steve impart a confidence so supreme that you cna't resist it, citing such famous Steves as McQueen, McGarrett, and Austin."
Do you find any truth in that observation?
"Gordon the Magnificent?"
I mean, Geoffrey Burnham? This is your friend from the other evening speaking. You know, the one you owe $300 for certain phone-related "services." Is (704) 306-7500 still the best way to reach you and get some "financial advice?" Is that the direct line, or will I get the receptionist? When is the best time to call you?
Gordon's "Friend" | 01.05.06 - 8:02 pm | #
Thers | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:20 am |
Coldplay
I'm sorry but I fucking hate that band...
Hell, wrong again. Bonnie Raitt was not with Delany.
http://www.fleetwoodmac.net/peng...n/
bramletts.htm
Stipe's been singing some with my Indigo Girls lately.
Vicki
Something tells me Stipes isn't wearing the roped corduroys and mustard in his hair lately.
I thought everyone already new? I guess your friends lied, bitch.
"In the movie, The Tao of Steve the idea is that guys named Steve impart a confidence so supreme that you cna't resist it, citing such famous Steves as McQueen, McGarrett, and Austin."
==
The theory just keeps holding up....
"In the movie, The Tao of Steve the idea is that guys named Steve impart a confidence so supreme that you cna't resist it, citing such famous Steves as McQueen, McGarrett, and Austin."
Do you find any truth in that observation?
FeralLiberal
I wonder what kind of confidence chicks named Vicki impart to the point of irresitability?
I thought everyone already new? I guess your friends lied, bitch.
Keystone Blues | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:22 am | #
Keystones too stupid to understand code.
Remember that (spotty) Michael Keaton comedy "Multiplicity"? Where a clone of a clone of a clone isn't as sharp as the original? That's what always hit me with Coldplay.
Take Radiohead (a solid original, even moreso than Michael Keaton at the height of his powers), dial down a couple degrees to Travis, then down some more, then some distillation of U2's worst moments, and there you have it.
I mean, Geoffrey Burnham? This is your friend from the other evening speaking. You know, the one you owe $300 for certain phone-related "services." Is (704) 306-7500 still the best way to reach you and get some "financial advice?" Is that the direct line, or will I get the receptionist? When is the best time to call you?
interesting...... North Carolina
I'm sorry but I fucking hate that band...
Buzz Bomb
I'd like to shake your hand...
Something tells me Stipes isn't wearing the roped corduroys and mustard in his hair lately.
Central Scrutinizer
He's finding his inner Indigo is what he's doing.
mena | Email | 01.15.06 - 12:21 am | #
HI MENA!!!
Local boys Big Head Todd and the Monsters are coming soon to a venue near you. Saw their kickoff show this week - they rocked the house in a bluesy kinda way. Really great show. MP3's and such at their website as well.
Jay C. - hah!
OK:
"Gordon the Magnificent?"
I mean, Geoffrey Burnham? This is your friend from the other evening speaking. You know, the one you owe $300 for certain phone-related "services." Is (704) 306-7500 still the best way to reach you and get some "financial advice?" Is that the direct line, or will I get the receptionist? When is the best time to call you?
Gordon's "Friend" | 01.05.06 - 8:02 pm | #
4Legs--I love apple cobbler! Thank you!
How's Maxx the Lion Kitty?
anyways
Obsessed. I noly come to this site so I can make people like Pigchild dance.
I have a new dancing bear. Watch how often he'll post about me and disrupt the thread.
I own it now, btw.
Thanks, pigchild.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:20 am | #
BURN!!! you "noly" dance the dance of the gender confused conservative and not only that you lose everytime you type your crap on the screen. it is all you can do. your kind only feels good when you are hurting others. you're twisted in a way that only reflects some kind of childhood abuse. just like your twisted leader takes out the damage of his childhood on this nation..... your not just gender confused and you know it. why else do you do the ugly things you do? why else do you go out of way to do them? now dance to that
Big Head Todd and the Monsters
Saw em at Summerfest in Milwaukee years ago. I was pretty impressed.
.
chicks named Vicki impart to the point of irresitability?
Hmmm....Paging (the late) Robert Palmer....
”When I take action, I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive.” -- (George W, Bush, Newsweek, Sep 24, 2001)
No, he did not hit a $10 empty tent. He did not hit a camel in the butt. Today his million-dollar missiles killed eight men, five women, and five children between the ages of 5 and 10. They were all innocents.
God forgive us.
Hey O.W.L.!! How you doing out there? We're rainy as hell - 26 days straight, and no end in sight.
anyways
ÔżÔ
Welcome back, pigs can fly boy.
I haven't figured it out.
Remember that (spotty) Michael Keaton comedy "Multiplicity"? Where a clone of a clone of a clone isn't as sharp as the original? That's what always hit me with Coldplay.
Take Radiohead (a solid original, even moreso than Michael Keaton at the height of his powers), dial down a couple degrees to Travis, then down some more, then some distillation of U2's worst moments, and there you have it.
You savage bastard.
I only caught the Michael Keaton reference.
Oik, I feel old...
MmmPeach
MmmKaye
http://tinyurl.com/73gh8
Big Head Todd and the Monsters are a GREAT band.
anyways
ÔżÔ
Hey bud, what's up?
The Vanguard Group
2525 Water Ridge Pkwy
Charlotte, NC 28217-4544
(704) 306-7500
Vicki, it's not too hard so I'm not giving any hints...
As is Radiohead, of course.
I only caught the Michael Keaton reference.
So I can mention "Batdance"?
Oh, this just gets better and better...
Hey CS.
Local boys Big Head Todd and the Monsters are coming soon to a venue near you.
Where was the photo on that tour page taken?
Has anyone from Cali heard about the UCSB debate with Alterman/Carlson?
mena | Email | 01.15.06 - 12:27 am |
It's been pretty nice, here. A little snow, but it was above freezing so the snow didn't stay! Yay! The weather has been so nice, I'm afraid of what's to come.
Raining there, 26 days?! I like rain, but that's too much!
I'm back. And cranky. The one time I want Bella-chick to win. Trolls advised to leave.
I'm back. And cranky. The one time I want Bella-chick to win. Trolls advised to leave.
I'm disappointed, but trying to keep things in perspective. Things happen when you have a horrible secondary. Ah well, a new champ this year...
Central Scrutinizer,
If I said that I really appreciated the refreshing flow of this thread, would you understand? I think you would, but I'm just offering some good energy to the universe for this refreshing thread.
Big Head Todd and the Monsters are a GREAT band.
It was truly something watching every woman (and more than a few men) melt into little puddles during Bittersweet:
A little light looks through her bedroom window.
She dances and I dream, she's not so far as she seems,
Of brighter meadows, melting sunsets,
Her hair blowing in the breeze.
And she can't see me watching.
And I'm thinking love...
It's bittersweet, more sweet than bitter, Bitter than sweet.
It's a bittersweet surrender.
I'm older now.
I work in the city.
We live together... But it's different from my dream.
Morning light fills the room. I rise.
She pretends she's sleeping.
Are we everything we wanted?
And i'm thinking love...
It's bittersweet, more sweet than bitter, Bitter than sweet.
It's a bittersweet surrender.
I know we don't talk about it.
We don't tell each other.
All the little things that we need.
We work our way around each other.
As we tremble and we bleed.
It's bittersweet, more sweet than bitter, Bitter than sweet.
It's a bittersweet surrender.
That's what always hit me with Coldplay.
Hey, to each his own.
night, 'bats
Hey Vicki, photos up on my homepage.
Chimpeachment upstairs
JeffCo - that's off the Sister Sweetly album. Brokenhearted Stranger, off the same, is beautiful, with a Leo Kottke solo.
Coldplay
I'm sorry but I fucking hate that band...
Buzz Bomb |
Oh well...........
No, he did not hit a $10 empty tent. He did not hit a camel in the butt. Today his million-dollar missiles killed eight men, five women, and five children between the ages of 5 and 10. They were all innocents.
God forgive us.
Indeed.
But my pleas to a higher power for forgiveness will have to wait. I'm too damned tired to care--dog tired, one might say. Gotta bunch of lectures to record tomorrow, thus I must hit the sack so I can be crisp and lively. G'night, batsies.
The Vanguard Group
2525 Water Ridge Pkwy
Charlotte, NC 28217-4544
(704) 306-7500
Keystone Blues | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:28 am | #
Legally owned!
Hey, to each his own.
Terry C
Of course.
Full disclosure: growing up as a suburban white kid listening to rap and desperately overwrought punk music, I don't have a leg to stand on.
Where was the photo on that tour page taken? Richard
That's the south side of beautiful Red Rocks amphitheatre in Morrison, CO.
So I can mention "Batdance"?
Oh, please do.
Gotta bunch of lectures to record tomorrow, thus I must hit the sack so I can be crisp and lively. G'night, batsies.
NTodd, VAT | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:35 am | #
Translation = need to vacuam, do the dishes and iron the clothes.
Gordon the Magnificent
Dance for me, you pathetic
pigface!!
Keep dancing!!!!
Hey Vicki, photos up on my homepage.
Sweet! Night photos rock!
I think you would, but I'm just offering some good energy to the universe for this refreshing thread.
Vicki
That's terribly sweet of you, but maybe you could offer that same energy towards refreshing this thread?
(I especially like the second one)
bushco is a criminal menace. agreed?
who is standing up against bushco?
not the democrats, but hugo chavez, that iranian prez that starts with A, fidel, evo morales, and the iraqi 'insurgents'.
http://www.boycott-republicans.com
.
CS,
I jumped the gun, sorry about that.
Four Legs Good! I'm so glad you posted those photos! Beautiful! I appreciate your sense of design.
Nocturnal birds whisper gently....
Phones not ringing yet, cowards.
Hey, to each his own.
Terry C
Of course.
Full disclosure: growing up as a suburban white kid listening to rap and desperately overwrought punk music, I don't have a leg to stand on.
Jay C.
Not a musical expert, but I know what I like.
And I tend to like what the critics (and others) hate.
who is standing up against bushco?
not the democrats, but hugo chavez, that iranian prez that starts with A, fidel, evo morales, and the iraqi 'insurgents'.
gary in fl | 01.15.06 - 12:38 am | #
And what does that say about you, assface?
Translation = need to vacuam, do the dishes and iron the clothes.
Why is THAT a BAD thing??????????
That's terribly sweet of you, but maybe you could offer that same energy towards refreshing this thread?
Central Scrutinizer
That's what happens when you're a cock-eyed optimist! But, yeah, I'm already doing that.
Legally owned!
"Gordon the Magnificent?"
I mean, Geoffrey Burnham? This is your friend from the other evening speaking. You know, the one you owe $300 for certain phone-related "services." Is (704) 306-7500 still the best way to reach you and get some "financial advice?" Is that the direct line, or will I get the receptionist? When is the best time to call you?
Gordon's "Friend" | 01.05.06 - 8:02 pm | #
Not a musical expert, but I know what I like.
And I tend to like what the critics (and others) hate.
Terry C, Uppity Woman | 01.15.06 - 12:39 am | #
Sorry, but your tastes suck. Coldplay is overrated and the band's a sellout.
I just want Denver to always lose. And Art Modell to dye a painful lingering death. And to know what kind of moron cuts Webster Slaughter at the peak of his career?
So Grodo's real name is Geoffrey Burnham?
Wow, and he lives in North Carolina?
This is kind of like when Mark Harden was outed here. In an odd sort of way.
Legally owned!
"Gordon the Magnificent?"
I mean, Geoffrey Burnham? This is your friend from the other evening speaking. You know, the one you owe $300 for certain phone-related "services." Is (704) 306-7500 still the best way to reach you and get some "financial advice?" Is that the direct line, or will I get the receptionist? When is the best time to call you?
Gordon's "Friend" | 01.05.06 - 8:02 pm | #
Thers | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:41 am | #
I don't hear that phone ringing.
Step away from the puddle of piss as your leg and pick up the phone. Better yet, come visit.
die Art not dye
So Grodo's real name is Geoffrey Burnham?
Wow, and he lives in North Carolina?
This is kind of like when Mark Harden was outed here. In an odd sort of way.
David (Austin Tx) | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:42 am | #
When are you gonna visit shit for brains?
That's the south side of beautiful Red Rocks amphitheatre in Morrison, CO.
BTW, for a freaky-deaky 360 virtual view of Red Rocks, click here
Sorry, but your tastes suck. Coldplay is overrated and the band's a sellout.
Gordon the Magnificent
If YOU don't like them, that's all the reason I need to like them.
Fuck you, asshole!
Translation = need to vacuam, do the dishes and iron the clothes.
Why is THAT a BAD thing??????????
Terry C, Uppity Woman | 01.15.06 - 12:40 am | #
Good point, somebody's got to be the house bitch.
Translation = need to vacuam, do the dishes and iron the clothes.
Too bad you're too fucking stupid to attend my InfoSec or TCP/IP classes. And now I'm really leaving. WAPISH!
Hey Gordon:
Still freaked out about gay
people?
If not, get your penis out of
my mouth.
Sorry, but your tastes suck. Coldplay is overrated and the band's a sellout.
Gordon the Magnificent
If YOU don't like them, that's all the reason I need to like them.
Fuck you, asshole!
Terry C, Coldplayer | 01.15.06 - 12:45 am | #
Imagine how pathetic a person is when their musical tatses revolve around Gordon the Msgnificent.
When are you gonna visit shit for brains?
Gordon the Magnificent
Dance for me bitch.
Better yet, come visit.
Francis, if you knew I was coming would you bake a cake?
By the way, when is that book coming out, I thought it would have been on the shelves by now...
Hey Gordon:
Still freaked out about gay
people?
If not, get your penis out of
my mouth.
steve simels | Email | 01.15.06 - 12:46 am | #
No, as I explained earlier, it pleases me tremendously to see you remove yourself from the gene pool.
Thanks!
"Gordon the Magnificent?"
I mean, Geoffrey Burnham? This is your friend from the other evening speaking. You know, the one you owe $300 for certain phone-related "services." Is (704) 306-7500 still the best way to reach you and get some "financial advice?" Is that the direct line, or will I get the receptionist? When is the best time to call you?
Gordon's "Friend" | 01.05.06 - 8:02 pm | #
Better yet, come visit.
Francis, if you knew I was coming would you bake a cake?
By the way, when is that book coming out, I thought it would have been on the shelves by now...
FeralLiberal | Email | 01.15.06 - 12:47 am | #
Phones not riging. No knocks on the door? You must be as much the yellow coward as Dave the Raging Cunt from Teja.
Geoffrey Burnham has his own website.
I wonder why he comes here to spew his hate and discontent?
Surly he cannot be here to convince anyone of anything.
Not with his fucked attitude.
Could it be because those of his ilk need not reply to the talking points?
I mean they are what they are and there is no need in discussing them.
Just ingest and spew.
Discussion is not a part of Geoffrrey's or the Republican platform.
That is why Geoffrey Burnham's blog only has his spew and nothing more.
you go there for the party line.
it is all about his regurgitation on repuke spew.
nothing new.
nothing to be a part of.
just go there to agree with this dickhead. that is it.
"Gordon the Magnificent?"
I mean, Geoffrey Burnham? This is your friend from the other evening speaking. You know, the one you owe $300 for certain phone-related "services." Is (704) 306-7500 still the best way to reach you and get some "financial advice?" Is that the direct line, or will I get the receptionist? When is the best time to call you?
Gordon's "Friend" | 01.05.06 - 8:02 pm | #
Thers | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:49 am | #
My dancing bear!
Geoffrey Burnham has his own website.
I wonder why he comes here to spew his hate and discontent?
Surly he cannot be here to convince anyone of anything.
Not with his fucked attitude.
Could it be because those of his ilk need not reply to the talking points?
I mean they are what they are and there is no need in discussing them.
Just ingest and spew.
Discussion is not a part of Geoffrrey's or the Republican platform.
That is why Geoffrey Burnham's blog only has his spew and nothing more.
you go there for the party line.
it is all about his regurgitation on repuke spew.
nothing new.
nothing to be a part of.
just go there to agree with this dickhead. that is it.
pigboy | 01.15.06 - 12:49 am | #
Obsessed. Owned.
f not, get your penis out of
my mouth.
steve simels | Email | 01.15.06 - 12:46 am | #
No, as I explained earlier, it pleases me tremendously to see you remove
yourself from the gene pool.
Thanks!
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:48 am | #
Removed from the gene pool by not
having sex with you.
Wow!!!!!!
Phones not riging. No knocks on the door? You must be as much the yellow coward as Dave the Raging Cunt from Teja.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:49 am | #
Actually Geoffry it is you who are the coward and the bully. And you are the reason why no one in their right minds wants to be a republican. What kind of person would support a party that can only get support by using loud mouthed cowardly bullies.
You must be as much the yellow coward as Dave
That's right, I didn't have the balls to serve 2 tours in Iraq like you did...(/lying sack)
Phones not riging. No knocks on the door? You must be as much the yellow coward as Dave the Raging Cunt from Teja.
Gordon the Magnificent
Gee, what is this tune I keep hearing playing?
Could it be the Safety Dance?
Translation = need to vacuam, do the dishes and iron the clothes.
Too bad you're too fucking stupid to attend my InfoSec or TCP/IP classes. And now I'm really leaving. WAPISH!
NTodd, VAT | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:45 am | #
Yeah sure, you mean the vocational night school course you teach at Moose Lips Regional, Vermont?
What course was it again? Domestic Duties? Cooking?
I thought you were leaving NTodd? Did you just get caught lying again? Or is it you're just obsessed with me?
Phones not riging. No knocks on the door? You must be as much the yellow coward as Dave the Raging Cunt from Teja.
Gordon the Magnificent
Gee, what is this tune I keep hearing playing?
Could it be the Safety Dance?
David (Austin Tx) | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:52 am | #
Walk the talk, bitch.
Dance for me you dumb bitch!
Twist, Gordon!!!!
That's right, I didn't have the balls to serve 2 tours in Iraq like you did...(/lying sack)
FeralLiberal
Wait, I thought it was three tours?
You must be as much the yellow coward as Dave
That's right, I didn't have the balls to serve 2 tours in Iraq like you did...(/lying sack)
FeralLiberal | Email | 01.15.06 - 12:52 am | #
No, you don't do you? Neither do any liberals. How about Kerry's record..
I OWN this thread.
Obsessed. Owned.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:50 am | #
Now I own you. Now what do I do with you? That's right I discard you. That is what I always do with worthless things......
Walk the talk, bitch.
Gordon the Magnificent
You Are The Dancing Queen Young And Sweet Only Seventeen
Dancing Queen Feel The Beat From The Tambourine
You Can Dance You Can Jive Having The Time Of Your Life
See That Girl Watch That Scene Diggin' The Dancing Queen
LMAO. My home phone, not my work phone, just rung.
I have caller id and enjoyed having the person's name and number.
Of course, the coward hung up as soon as I answered. Was that you Dave?
What fun this game is!
I OWN this thread.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:55 am | # ,
You don't even own your penis.
Lord, you're delusional.
Walk the talk, bitch.
Gordon the Magnificent
You Are The Dancing Queen Young And Sweet Only Seventeen
Dancing Queen Feel The Beat From The Tambourine
You Can Dance You Can Jive Having The Time Of Your Life
See That Girl Watch That Scene Diggin' The Dancing Queen
David (Austin Tx) | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:56 am | #
Look at my dancing bear dance!
Look at him spoil the thread for everyone else here to enjoy a chat.
LMAO. My home phone, not my work phone, just rung.
I have caller id and enjoyed having the person's name and number.
Of course, the coward hung up as soon as I answered. Was that you Dave?
What fun this game is!
Gordon the Magnificent
All we need is music, sweet music
There'll be music everywhere
They'll be swinging, swaying, records playing,
Dancing in the street, oh
You don't even own your penis.
Lord, you're delusional.
steve simels | Email | 01.15.06 - 12:56 am | #
That makes sense. I guess all the time you spend in the shrubs at the rest area has addled your feeble brain.
Neither do any liberals
At least I don't lie about it, Francis. Please denigrate my yellow streak with tales of your Iraq bravery...
No, he did not hit a $10 empty tent. He did not hit a camel in the butt. Today his million-dollar missiles killed eight men, five women, and five children between the ages of 5 and 10. They were all innocents.
God forgive us.
Politus
IMHO, unless we actively DO something to stop these massacres, I doubt that *God* is gonna forgive us.
Unfortunately, actively doing something will probably either get us killed or Gitmo-d. Or...renditioned.
They keep us with just enough to lose, eh?
Want to end your life right now? To fight for the freedom of future generations? Step on board.
Hoping for someone else to do the job? Well, stand over here with me, because I'm an enormous fucking coward, and I will never be able to feel enough shame.
And, I am ashamed, right now.
All we need is music, sweet music
There'll be music everywhere
They'll be swinging, swaying, records playing,
Dancing in the street, oh
David (Austin Tx) | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:58 am | #
Dance, bitch, dance!
Good night liberal bitches.
I OWN this thread.
I OWN this thread.
Gordon the Magnificent | Email | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 12:55 am | #
You're quoting black people?
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I've heard a lot of very funny things in my life Geoffery, but this takes the cake:
I OWN this thread.
Gordon the Magnificent
Good night liberal bitches
Awww Francis, just when it was getting fun....
I so hoped you would humiliate me with examples of the military service you boasted about previously...Unless you were just a shameless liar....
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