I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

GravatarYea!


GravatarHullo!


GravatarI'm waiting for 2xs in one day.


GravatarJust clock him in the snot locker and he'll fall like a ton of bricks.


GravatarCriminy. I need more coffee.


GravatarSwell. Speed up, Atrios. The world wasn't turning fast enough for me anyway.


Gravatarhell no, we won't go.

do they have cheetos?


Gravatarthe college republicans would wet their fatigues if sent to Iraq.

since there are no beds to wet there.


Gravatar they are way too busy turning in their profs.


Gravatar"It's time to reach out to all Americans. On January 30, the College Republicans will sponsor "Finish the Job: Support Our Troops" Rallies in Washington DC and All Over America to support President Bush's January 31 State of the Union address."

Their vigil will be held the day before the speech. They must have insider info. The same kind that allows them to spy on professors.


Gravatar...the college republicans would wet their fatigues if sent to Iraq.

That, or work as private contractors selling defective body armour.


GravatarI realize the post is sarcasm.

However, one should ponder the consequences of having a military front-loaded with young republicans and other evangelicals.

Hmmm... armageddon-touting evangelicals with their finger on the nuclear trigger.

Yeah, great idea.


GravatarBuford, your mistake is in assuming that these guys would be in positions of authority. I sincerely doubt that, their fantasies of being supermen/women to the contrary not withstanding.


GravatarDon't worry Buford, these types have a loooong history of hatching into chickenhwaks!

Can we set up recruting stations at the rally?


Gravatar"But, but... I have flyers to tack up on kiosks announcing Sean Hannity's next engagement!"

Btw, my Assclowns of the Week is coming out a day early. I'm trying to knock it out by tonight. Despite the fact that I'm doing all this in six days, it will be larger, bigger and uncut.

And man, will it be a good one. So stay tuned, ladies and germs and don't touch that mouse!


GravatarOh, good (from NYT):

Senator James M. Inhofe of Oklahoma, the committee chairman who has compared ELF and ALF to Al Qaeda, said Friday that he applauded efforts that led to the indictment and said Congress needed to provide law enforcement more tools to investigate and prosecute groups like ELF and ALF.

feel safer?


GravatarThere's nothing more craven than advocating a war for which you're unwilling to sacrifice. It's really that simple.


GravatarHmmmm, I know some real soldiers, like in honest-to-god actual members of the Army who would be interested in passing out recruiting brochures to the YellowYoung Republicans.


GravatarThe director of the F.B.I., Robert S. Mueller III, who appeared with Mr. Gonzales, said one of the bureau's "highest domestic terrorism priorities" was prosecuting people who commit crimes "in the name of animal rights or the environment."


GravatarDarn the strikeout didn't work.


Gravatar"Senator James M. Inhofe of Oklahoma, the committee chairman who has compared ELF and ALF to Al Qaeda"

Chris Matthews compares OBL to Michael Moore. Now people who destroy or vandalize property in the name of saving the only environment we have are the same as religious extremists who murder thousands of innocent people, according to a US Senator.

watch your back's, ya'll


GravatarThere's nothing more craven than advocating a war for which you're unwilling to sacrifice. It's really that simple.
Paul


What, you mean like giving up tax cuts? Heretic!


GravatarI don't want these people to sign up. I want them to get a clue.


Gravatarmore tools to investigate and prosecute groups like ELF and ALF.

Slaughter all of Santa's helpers and that damn alien that likes to eat cats!!!!!!!


GravatarI woke up this morning, put the TV on, fell back to sleep.

Woke up and Al Gore is on CSpan.

I said "Oh, the last five years have been a bad dream. There's the president."

Then I realized the sad, sick reality.


GravatarCollege Repugs don't have the balls to enlist.

All mouth, no nads to back it up.


Gravatarn8nyc-

That's precisely the idea.

If U.S. Army Recruiting Command won't shut up, just get a veteran in his uniform and set up your own recruiting station. [Big sign, please]


GravatarSorry, "won't show up." [I've been typing the same phrases too much.]


GravatarThe college republicans will run screaming into the night if a military recruiter gets within a 100 ft. of them.


GravatarThat business of "service" is not something we do. We have other priorities. We REQUIRE service.

SO SAYETH..........

and I say draft their lazy priviledged asses and let them clean up Dubbya's shit.


GravatarI gotta put some of the blame for this on military recruiters. Why are they not tracking down college republican groups and the like?? When they had that big meeting at the convention they were nowhere to be found.

Were they given orders to back off?? I dont know.


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