I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Frist. I'm dancing with myself
ROCK AND ROLL!!!!
Wow. Just got home to fresh sheets. Nice, after The. Worst. Week. Ever.
::spins around the dance floor with billy b::
Matthews is at it again, Fucking wanktoid
Third? Maybe fourth?
Threadbot out of control.
Matthews is at it again, Fucking wanktoid
Totally can't stand to watch him anymore, and I used to rarely miss Hardbull. Keith Olbermann needs his own network.
Well, if Treadbot has got the spins, I say let's dance!
Threadbot misinterprets 2 hours as "20 minutes".
What a jerk.
That would be THREADBOT for those who type with accuracy.
wanktoid
We have learned a new word, my friends!
(Hell, I learned "ass hat" here!)
Will have to use that.
Definitely an uppity threadbot... Thank goodness it doesn't behave like this on the overnights.
So to pimp Thoughts From Kansas, whatcha thinking of Pat Roberts' letter to Judiciary saying that warrantless spying on Merkins is good and FISA is unconstitutional?
Keith Olbermann needs his own network.
Furiousleigh, aka Silleigh
WORD!
Anyone seen Falstaff around today? I'm wondering if he got caught in this flash-flood crap that hit Tampa Bay today. Took me an hour to make what's normally a 5-mile commute tonight -- and I didn't leave work until 7:30.
That would be THREADBOT for those who type with accuracy.
Roadmaster
ACCURACY??? Call a blogger ethics panel!
Threadbot had been listening to too many of Chris Matthews' GOP talking points. That's why it's so disorented.
Terry: It'd be TSNN. Teh Sexxy News Network.
Cats, not owls, threadbot!
That would be THREADBOT for those who type with accuracy.
Roadmaster | Email | 02.03.06 - 9:44 pm | #
I think that's THREADFUCKINGBOT right now. Or WHATTHEFUCKISGOINGONBOT
Okay threadbot. Uncle. I'm gonna go get ready for my date with green-thumb man.
What's Hervé Villechaize's favorite kind of m@m's?
De plain! De plain!
New thread - so question for digital camera experts.
I want a good digital SLR with manual override for taking artsy fartsy pictures. Also want a good amount of memory. Also, I'm not made of money. I can't go higher than $500 and it would be best if I didn't have to go higher than $300. Any suggestions?
Hey Tom - 大肚腩
Well, the "accuracy" part comes from exposure to Olbermann.
And a sense of decency.
I know, VERY outdated. But as my identity implies, I'm partial to the Murrow era.
BONER!
Just really wanted to say that.
anybody just see Ted Rall ripping Hannityh a new one? Called him a liar right to his face...good stuff.
After Ifill (and a shower... and 4-5 more open threads!), I'll be back!
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Threadbot has gone sentient, and is evil.
I begin the Sci-Fi movie script this week.
"A sweaty Philadephia blogger has his automated commenting system come to life, with horrific results. Only a ragtag team of commenters, some of whom can barely afford pants, stand in the way of Ultimate Destruction."
I'm just grateful. Sat through too many 900+ threads -- plus Blogspot wasn't happening at all while I was stuck at work waiting for traffic to die down, so I couldn't throw electrons around with you good folks.
Ror, those are nice. I need a cat-tree for the Tiniest Hellion here.
Ror, those are nice. I need a cat-tree for the Tiniest Hellion here.
Furiousleigh, aka Silleigh
The cattree was well, well worth the investment. (Despite Gramsci's yawn in photo #2).
"Pre-9/11 mindset."
Now #3 on the "Top 10 GOP Sound Bites."
Jennifer, look at this offering on ebay.
New
OLYMPUS C-7000 DIGITAL CAMERA 7.1 MEGAPIXEL *NIB*
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Buy It Now $199.57
$199.57
See description
Thers, how can I put this?
Oh, yeah: 
Mena, you have a date? What have I missed?
Gee, cheryl crow & lance armstrong split. Hope she finds a good dem to replace him.
"A sweaty Philadephia blogger has his automated commenting system come to life, with horrific results. Only a ragtag team of commenters, some of whom can barely afford pants, stand in the way of Ultimate Destruction."
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F)
That's a ragtag team of sexist, racist, and partisan commenters, thank you very much.
Jennifer --
Go over to photo.net. They have a good primer on digital photography, and lots of equipment reviews and recommendations.
Gee, cheryl crow & lance armstrong split.
Huh.
thanks doug!
I begin the Sci-Fi movie script this week.
"A sweaty Philadephia blogger has his automated commenting system come to life, with horrific results. Only a ragtag team of commenters, some of whom can barely afford pants, stand in the way of Ultimate Destruction."
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F) | Email | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 9:49 pm | #
Threadbot! Calculate Pi to the last decimal place.
(that should keep it busy for a bit...)
and Garamond thanks too!
Jennifer: Buy anything by Canon. The 620 is just what you want -- you'll be able to take magazine-quality pics. (And do videos, too!)
Gee, cheryl crow & lance armstrong split. Hope she finds a good dem to replace him
I worry she didn't leave him for his lack of political conviction but for his lack of testicular declension.
Gee, cheryl crow & lance armstrong split.
death & taxes.
Jennifer, though when I added in "DSLR" to the search "digital camera" I found nothing Below $550.00 and that was a Nikon body with no lenses.
On second thought maybe ebay doesn't have what you want.
Some of the digital cameras that are DSLR like cameras without the removable lenses might be less then $500.00 and would give you the features you really need.
She was probably after him to get married. He's probably an incredibly difficult and driven narcissist. Very few celebrity couples go the distance like Goldie Hawn and whats his name without marrying.
Notice I haven't said a negative word about cheryl?
WHERE ARE THE CATS, DAMMIT???
Sallyh,
You go, girl! You must have more pull with Atrios!
Well, after a couple bike rides with the president, he must have lost interest in Cheryl.
Liber Anglia Nova!
that is all
Goldie Hawn is 60 this month.
just sayin
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Sallyh,
Dammit!!! What's the weather like in your neck of the woods. It's f***king freezing at the beach!
Being married is probably the reason I'm single.
And happy.
one minute til new thread.
Jenny--warm and lovely here in the Valley.
Hey scoop!
Oh, and here's a reminder of how Joe "WATB" Klein furiously attacked Jacob Weisberg in a restaurant for "falsely" accusing him of being the author of Primary Colors.
People forget that Klein had for months been suspected of being the author, but had heatedly denied it. And of course Newsweek stood behind him all the way -- and instead of firing his ass when he was shown to be lying, went after his critics hammer and tongs.
Sandy--a fraction of 0 = 0.
Jenny,
Today was a beautiful picture postcard day in L.A.
Sallyh-
I thought as much. It's always so much warmer there.
I want a good digital SLR with manual override for taking artsy fartsy pictures. Also want a good amount of memory. Also, I'm not made of money. I can't go higher than $500 and it would be best if I didn't have to go higher than $300. Any suggestions?
Jennifer | Email | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 9:48 pm
Not sure if you can get a 'true' slr for under 500, but your requirements seem similar to mine. Here are some sites:
http://dcresource.com/
http://dpreview.com/
http://steves-digicams.com/
http://www.epinions.com/
http://www.digitalcamera-hq.com/
http://www.dcviews.com/
http://www.imaging-resource.com/
Frankly, I'm getting confused, too many choices!
Eli, fourlegsgood and agave might be of help, as well
Gee, cheryl crow & lance armstrong split. Hope she finds a good dem to replace him
She won't have any problems finding another man.
Chripes, she looks at least 10 years younger than her age.
I'm afraid we're living in a post-BONER! world, and I have a pre-post-BONER! mindset. Which would suck, cuz
I've got plenty o' BONER!
An' BONER!'s plenty for me.
Sandy -
Interesting! Well, I love the beach weather, even when it's gloomy... but today was quite cold. You must be much further east?
Well, after a couple bike rides with the president, he must have lost interest in Cheryl.
Roadmaster
"Ah wish that I could QUIT yew!"
Terry C -
actually, cheryl's skin is like shoe leather and she's been working out too hard. probably trying to keep up with lance.
Dammit!!! What's the weather like in your neck of the woods. It's f***king freezing at the beach!
Jenny from the ßlog •-9:57 pm
my poow fweekin wiw heart fweekin bweeds!
Hi Jenny ftB:
Finally dropping below freezing for daytime highs in Southern Wisconsin - starting tomorrrow. Second warmest January on record in Milwaukee (warmest was 1880).
We have green lawns, fer chrissake.
SCENE 1.
A Philadelphia apartment. A sweaty blogger in a grey turtleneck sits at his laptop. Two cats, upset at not being photographed recently, tip over his martini.
SWEATY BLOGGER: Crap!
He gets up, but is distracted by an iron-shaped object on the mantlepiece.
SWEATY BLOGGER: What the hell is that?
Meanwhile, the martini liquid seeps beneath the laptop's keyboard. Click! Whirr! THREADBOT... LIVES!!!!
"Primary Colors" sucked.
The book AND the movie sucked BIG time.
Bush and the case of the disguised spy planes: Let's think about this.
Being married is probably the reason I'm single.
And happy.
::clinks virtual glass with CS::
Did I mention it's fucking raining here? Anybody want some? It's not supposed to DO this in February in Florida.
"one minute til new thread."
--watertiger
Well, maybe I should start refreshing now, cuz it's taking a hell of a long time.
Sandy--a fraction of 0 = 0.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Then why does it say 'error' on my calculator?
Hi, all.
While we're waiting for the next thread, consider responding to this:
2/3/06
Friends,
How would you like to be in my next movie? I know you've probably heard I'm making a documentary about the health care industry (but the HMOs don't know this, so don't tell them -- they think I'm making a romantic comedy).
If you've followed my work over the years, you know that I keep a pretty low profile while I'm making my movies. I don't give interviews, I don't go on TV and I don't defrost my refrigerator. I do keep my website updated on a daily basis (there's been something like 4,000,000 visitors just this week alone) and the rest of the time I'm... well, I can't tell you what I'm doing, but you can pretty much guess. It gets harder and harder sneaking into corporate headquarters, but I've found that just dying my hair black and wearing a skort really helps.
Back to my invitation to be in my movie. Have you ever found yourself getting ready to file for bankruptcy because you can't pay your kid's hospital bill, and then you say to yourself, "Boy, I sure would like to be in Michael Moore's health care movie!"?
Or, after being turned down for the third time by your HMO for an operation they should be paying for, do you ever think to yourself, "Now THIS travesty should be in that 'Sicko' movie!"?
Or maybe you've just been told that your father is going to have to just, well, die because he can't afford the drugs he needs to get better -- and it's then that you say, "Damn, what did I do with Michael Moore's home number?!"
OK, here's your chance. As you can imagine, we've got the goods on these crooks. All we need now is to put a few of you in the movie and let the world see what the greatest country ever in the history of the universe does to its own people, simply because they have the misfortune of getting sick. Because getting sick, unless you are rich, is a crime -- a crime for which you must pay, sometimes with your own life.
About four hundred years from now, historians will look back at us like we were some sort of barbarians, but for now we're just the laughing stock of the Western world.
So, if you'd like me to know what you've been through with your insurance company, or what it's been like to have no insurance at all, or how the hospitals and doctors wouldn't treat you (or if they did, how they sent you into poverty trying to pay their crazy bills) ...if you have been abused in any way by this sick, greedy, grubby system and it has caused you or your loved ones great sorrow and pain, let me know.
Send me a short, factual account of what has happened to you -- and what IS happening to you right now if you have been unable to get the health care you need. Send it to michael@michaelmoore.com. I will read every single one of them (even if I can't respond to or help everyone, I will be able to bring to light a few of your stories).
Thank you in advance for sharing them with me and trusting me to try and do something about a very c
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar
ha. woody are you giving me a hard time?
Central--there's probably something to said for having only 4 legged family members.
what's up with NASA? a 23 year old "bush appointee" in charge of silencing NASA scientists outing the truth about global warming.....Goebbels and "Karl -Rove -Goering" breathing the hot,rank breath of evil right down our necks and we are not screaming loud enough.....in fact, bloggers don't scream....put screaming on the top of "To do" list.....
Terry C -
actually, cheryl's skin is like shoe leather and she's been working out too hard. probably trying to keep up with lance.
Jenny from the ßlog •
I think she looks great!
sallyh,
here's something for you...
Oh, the rest:
Thank you in advance for sharing them with me and trusting me to try and do something about a very corrupt system that simply has to go.
Oh, and if you happen to work for an HMO or a pharmaceutical company or a profit-making hospital and you have simply seen too much abuse of your fellow human beings and can't take it any longer -- and you would like the truth to be told -- please write me at michael@michaelmoore.com. I will protect your privacy and I will tell the world what you are unable to tell. I am looking for a few heroes with a conscience. I know you are out there.
Thank you, all of you, for your help and your continued support through the years. I promise you that with "Sicko" we will do our best to give you not only a great movie, but a chance to bring down this evil empire, once and for all.
In the meantime, stay well. I hear fruits and vegetables help.
Yours,
Michael Moore
michael@michaelmoore.com
www.michaelmoore.com
Watching the computer predator story.
That's a nice kitchen.
Wonder if the rest of the house is as pretty.
Goldie Hawn is 60 this month.
just sayin
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar
She's the "cover girl" on this month's AARP Bulletin.
Hey, I'd still "sock it to her"
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Roadmaster -
I can't go below 50. It's written in my contract!
Thers: Screenplay. My desk. Monday morning.
I hear Skaria in my head.
(heading for Stereo)
.
thunder and lightning really heavy right now in north florida. tv says tornado warnings. yikes
Well, I'll put in a good word for being married. You get the wrong person and it sucks, but the right one is terrific.
Sandy--a fraction of 0 = 0.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Then why does it say 'error' on my calculator?
agAve, DFoF | Email | 02.03.06 - 10:01 pm | #
Zero divided by anything (but zero) is zero.
Nothing can be divided by zero.
It's f***king freezing at the beach!
Jenny from the ßlog •-9:57 pm
which beach?
i plied all the surf spots from imperial beach to San Simeon at one time or another...
if there were one place other than here where i'd wanna live, it'd be the Central Coast (okay, okay, hold a gun to my head and make me live in malibu or santa monica)...
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari, If a tornado comes close, do you have a safe place to go?
Meanwhile, in the wilderness that is Vermont, a hyperactive man senses something strange coming from his computer... an ominous hissing noise. Suddenly, without warning, out of nowhere, startingly, a Tendril of Evil snakes out and devours the man's pants!
THREADBOT claims its first victim!
Loved Goldie on "Laugh In".
That giggle of hers used to crack me up.
NYMary: Got that this morning. Sicko is going to kick some ass. If Moore doesn't kill himself in the ensuing depression after reading the responses he's gonna get.
what's the deal with the tan on that Boner guy?
Well, I'll put in a good word for being married. You get the wrong person and it sucks, but the right one is terrific.
NYMary
FINDING the right one's a bitch.
Most of the guys my age are looking for 25 year olds.
JftB,
There's a lot more to beauty than having a perfect bod, IMHO. *Your* sparkle, for example, has little to do with your terrific figure: you just glow. I don't think some photographically beautiful women get that.
Well, I'll put in a good word for being married. You get the wrong person and it sucks, but the right one is terrific.
NYMary
Word.
And, like you, I've been in both situations.
what's up with NASA? a 23 year old "bush appointee" in charge of silencing NASA scientists outing the truth about global warming.....Goebbels and "Karl -Rove -Goering" breathing the hot,rank breath of evil right down our necks and we are not screaming loud enough
Every NASA project homepage now has a link to the "President's Vision" of some bullshit or another.
.
AP and National Security Archive strike gold in the Way Back Machine.
Well, I'll put in a good word for being married. You get the wrong person and it sucks, but the right one is terrific.
the trick is being able to tell the difference.
I just hit play.
The Spanish version comes up.
Lucky boy.
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Roadmaster -
I can't go below 50. It's written in my contract!
Jenny from the ßlog • | 02.03.06 - 10:03 pm | #
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Well, if you convert the temperatures to Kelvin, we're well above 50.
NYMary--true dat.
Take 2 due to my thwarted by Attaturk's patent...
AP and National Security Archive strike gold in the Way Back Machine.
Deja Vu All Over Again
"""What names come up in this trip back in time to 1975 ti look at an Executive Branch debate on the courts and warrantless wiretaps? Then-CIA Director GHW Bush, Then and Now Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, National Security Advisor Brent Scowcroft, Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, then White House Chief of Staff Dick Cheney and of course representing the press was Sy Hersh, then of the NYTimes."""
you just glow.
true, that...
signed
one of the terminally smitten
what's the deal with the tan on that Boner guy?
I suspect this.
Only a ragtag team of commenters, some of whom can barely afford pants, stand in the way of Ultimate Destruction."
They try to keep up, as threadbot keeps putting up new threads, FASTER AND FASTER, but it's hopeless.
Then, Sallyh is able to momentarily distract Threadbot with an offer of brownies.
thunder and lightning really heavy right now in north florida.
Mrs: Check yer radar 'n stuff. We got NO warning about this today -- "Showers, heavy at times." I have literally never seen it flood this badly after 14 years in Tampa Bay.
There's a lot more to beauty than having a perfect bod, IMHO. *Your* sparkle, for example, has little to do with your terrific figure: you just glow. I don't think some photographically beautiful women get that.
NYMary, most men see it though
i thought i was the only one who just recently realized matthews was a wanktoid asshat. i always knew he was a dumbass, but didn't mind his show. now he makes me furious (sidd, curiously furious) almost every night. oh, well. back to the rum and diet pepsi.
what's the deal with the tan on that Boner guy?
k-murder | 02.03.06 - 10:05 pm | #
Was wondering that myself.
Couldn't be from Altria-paid trips to Cancun or similar locales. No. He has ETHICS writtne all over him.
So the GOPMedia has decreed.
Feral--now those are contented yard lions!
Nothing can be divided by zero.
Maybe not mathematically. A pretty spectacular zero seems to have divided our country pretty effetively, however.
Loved Goldie on "Laugh In".
That giggle of hers used to crack me up.
Terry C, Coldplayer
Being a young male....
,
Jennifer, are you still there?
This is the lowest-price digital quasi-SLR I can find.
It *looks* good, but I'll see if I can find some reviews...
Karin--that's all I had to do? Dammit, if only I'd known!
what's the deal with the tan on that Boner guy?
k-murder | 02.03.06 - 10:05 pm | #
Golf. Though I assure you it isn't being done here in SW Ohio with his constintuents. We don't matter.
Jenny--I never could contemplate living at the beach because I could never afford a house there, but having lived in the Valley since 82, I have to say I really like it here.
the trick is being able to tell the difference.
Yep. Lots of us, like me and rorschach, need a do-over.
Mary -
What a lovely compliment, thank you!
I must've seen a photo of Cheryl Crow recently and felt sort of sorry for her, instinctively.
She looked all hard and drawn and sinewy. And unhappy.
I like a satisfied, peaceful look myself so I agree with you -- it's all about the insides that glow.
Woody -
VENICE BEACH AND IT'S FREEZING COLD 50 FARKING DEGREES!!!
ha. woody are you giving me a hard time?
I can't believe JftB, of all people, meant to say that.
he makes me furious (sidd, curiously furious) almost every night. oh, well. back to the rum and diet pepsi.
Sidd Finch
Lately I've been routinely confusing Timmeh and Tweety in my mind. I wonder what that means???
.
SCENE 3.
Threads begin to devour the American Continent. They multiply like rabbits, only really slimy rabbits that eat things and look like snakes.
Pittsburgh. Friday night. A man with one glowing eye stares at his computer scheme. The phone rings.
ONE EYED MAN: Hello?
VOICE ON PHONE: Is this Neo?
ONE EYED MAN: No, sorry, you have the wrong number.
VOICE ON PHONE: Whoops! Sorry about that.
ONE EYED MAN: No problem.
Later, this dialogue will be cut, as it is too plot-related and coherent for an original Sci-Fi movie.)
I found another "Wolfie"
"In early March of 2003, Rumsfeld met with Feith, Wolfowitz, Gen. Myers, Gen. Pace, "Saul" - the CIA agent running ROCKSTARS, the clandestine spying program in Iraq, Larry DiRita and Gen. Craddock.
Rumsfeld pushed them all for an estimate of how long the Iraq war would last.
Wolfowitz said seven days."
SOURCE: Plan of Attack by Bob Woodward, hardcover edition, page 326.
OK, one last blogwhore about the evil intentional naivete of the Washington Post, and I'm off read until I'm even sleepier.
Keep the trolls at bay and feed the threadbot.
Roadmaster
I'm just south of Brew City, I'm concerned if this warm weather continues and things start breaking dormancy, we'll get a -0 snap in late Feb, doing some real damage.
Later, this dialogue will be cut, as it is too plot-related and coherent for an original Sci-Fi movie.)
I just got a chill.
VENICE BEACH AND IT'S FREEZING COLD 50 FARKING DEGREES!!!
Come back to NYC. It's 62.
Maybe not mathematically. A pretty spectacular zero seems to have divided our country pretty effetively, however.
NYMary
Heh. Disjoint, indeed.
Yep. Lots of us, like me and rorschach, need a do-over.
NYMary
Yep, indeedy.
The very day that I married my first wife, the "Covenant Marriage" law went into effect in Louisiana (and yes, my wedding was in New Orleans).
Luckily, we didn't do that, so the divorce was (legally) painless.
what's the deal with the tan on that Boner guy?
k-murder
And the double eye bags.
When he smiles, it's like his face is gonna crack.
.
VENICE BEACH AND IT'S FREEZING COLD 50 FARKING DEGREES!!!
I remember when I moved the first time to So. Cal. I went to the beach when it was about 70 degrees and went swiming. The locals were looking at me as if I was nuts, and I was looking at the huge coats they were wearing and I was wondering if they had malaria.
agent o- i think timmeh and tweets are like those people who start to look like their dogs.
"""What names come up in this trip back in time to 1975 ti look at an Executive Branch debate on the courts and warrantless wiretaps? Then-CIA Director GHW Bush, Then and Now Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, National Security Advisor Brent Scowcroft, Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, then White House Chief of Staff Dick Cheney and of course representing the press was Sy Hersh, then of the NYTimes."""
Tom - 大肚腩
Wow.
Just wow.
Jenny, Not a Northern gal, eh? (I don't even wear a coat until it drops below 15)
I got nothin.
VENICE BEACH AND IT'S FREEZING COLD 50 FARKING DEGREES!!!
Come back to NYC. It's 62.
Give me a heads-up!
On second thought, extended quality time with Jenny *and* tigre would probably give me a stroke...
Jenny--I never could contemplate living at the beach because I could never afford a house there, but having lived in the Valley since 82, I have to say I really like it here.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere | Email | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 10:10 pm | #
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i love the beach. i used to have this weird phobia about living far away from a coast. the idea of it made me really nervous. seriously. now i live in the middle of the god damn desert and i couldn't be happier.
you have to wonder how colin powell sleeps at night.
however he tans, you know he does it naked. yikes.
anybody just see Ted Rall ripping Hannityh a new one? Called him a liar right to his face...good stuff.
Matt was in SD, now Eugene
WOO HOO!!!!
How did Shammity respond?
VENICE BEACH AND IT'S FREEZING COLD 50 FARKING DEGREES!!!
Come back to NYC. It's 62.
watertiger | Email | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 10:12 pm | #
not for long.
BOEHNER GETS HEAD JOB!
I still crack me up.
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The latest revelations about Bushboy planning on making war on Iraq regardless of what the weapon inspectors found, as he told Blair, and the fact that he considered sending American spy planes disguised as UN planes is just another overt piece of evidence for the depraved moron's impeachment.
But since the BBC doesn't run 24/7 here in the USA, this latest Bushboy crime will also be covered up by the MSM.
A pretty spectacular zero seems to have divided our country pretty effetively, however.
NYMary | Email | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 10:09 pm | #
I knew if I served that up as a softball, one of the clutch hitters here would knock it out of the park. Good eye, NYMary.
Feral--now those are contented yard lions!
They love being outside with me. They've been out more than usual this time of year due to the unusually warm weather. Least snow cover in history for Jan.
I got nothin.
How about, "Eli must be stopped!"?
Particularly since he seems to be threatening to bring bad joke books into my house, as per metacomments.
(shudder)
This is where I live much of the time. I lurk and lurk--rarely post--though I used to now and then. I love you all. So tonight I want to jump in and all I've got is "BONER!" Pathetic.... Anyway....
My real life is full of cats, my wife's, and they're cool but not my thing, you know? I just want to live with music and poetry and laughter.... Hence my addiction to Chez Atrios....
Any Jacques Brel fans here tonight?
Peace you beautiful, rational people.
Peace.
With love from Speedy.
Tar and feathering!
Bring it back!
On a rail!
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Sallyh -
I lived in Topanga Canyon for 4 years, just came back to the beach a couple of years ago. The weather was probably similar to where you are.
Really nice most of the time and I enjoyed the beauty of the mountains!
not for long.
yeah, yeah, I know. I was rather hoping to come back from BVI to snow, not spring.
Wolfowitz said seven days.
He was about right as far as the official war against Saddam's forces goes. Of course, the insurgency will probably last until our sun becomes a red giant and the oceans evaporate.
Olaf--I love the beach, too, but I love warm, dry weather.
Wow.
Just wow.
Central Scrutinizer
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
And be sure to check out the link way up that I pimped to Joshua up in Lawrence on YOUR Senator Pat Roberts and the unconstitutionality of FISA. He has a link for all good Kansans to give him a piece of your mind.
I'm working on a Patriotboy style letter.
VENICE BEACH AND IT'S FREEZING COLD 50 FARKING DEGREES!!!
I'm traveling from Boston to LA and it better warm up next week while I'm there.....
I want to live on a sailboat in the Caribbean.
that is, of course, subject to change at a moment's notice.
Roadmaster
I'm just south of Brew City, I'm concerned if this warm weather continues and things start breaking dormancy, we'll get a -0 snap in late Feb, doing some real damage.
FeralLiberal | Email | 02.03.06 - 10:12 pm | #
Mom's old place is just west of Mitchell Field...Iris leaves are greening up. But no overly-swollen buds on the crabapple...yet.
The air mass in Canada looks pretty potent - we'll probably get much colder for awhile, but I think the worst will go east. Sorry, NTodd, Eli, Watertiger, Thers, NYMary, etc...
let me know when there's a new thread. i don't have the energy to check tonight.
BOEHNER GETS HEAD JOB!
I guess he had some pull!
Particularly since he seems to be threatening to bring bad joke books into my house, as per metacomments.
I wonder if I still have the one from *my* childhood. I *still* use one of the gags in it from time to time...
I read the new Vonnegut book last week. He says many funny things, but one of the funniest is when he talks about how he is 82 years old, and he can't believe that the leaders of his country are named Bush, Dick and Colin.
Bad joke books.. that's a stoppable offense. Okay, *ahem* ELI MUST BE ... what? Time's up? But I'm not done..
Olaf--I love the beach, too, but I love warm, dry weather.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere | Email | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 10:17 pm | #
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i think i like the desert for the same reason i like the ocean. it just is what it is and you can't really do anything about it.
OK
Guess it's gonna be Ozzy!
Loud!
(Well it's Fri)
.
I can't believe JftB, of all people, meant to say that.
Karin
You know me well, Karin. I don't go in for much sexual innuendo. Of course the hidden meaning went right by me!
Hey! This is better than the weather channel!
Well, my blog has been eaten by Blogger (I hope it gets indigestion!), so I'm stuck here for now.
Actually, I'm stuck doing housework. So I'm not even here.
I don't go in for much sexual innuendo.
I have enough for both of us.
Cats! CATS!! Yes...
Please visit my blog.. studies show that it will keep you amused for at least 21 seconds.
Hey! This is better than the weather channel!
Jenny from the ßlog • | 02.03.06 - 10:20 pm | #
Getting me wet anyway.
THREADBOT is now a 600-foot-tall monster devouring Philadelphia. It eats the Liberty Bell like it was a Hershey's Kiss! It kills 2,000 innocent pedestrians with a single gulp, bit sinde it also eats Gary Ruppert, most people are cool with this. But then... in an act of Utter Depravity -- It checks into a NON-UNION HOTEL! Screams of despair reach the High Heavens.
Texas. Midnight. A man looks up from his computer.
MAN. Would I rather write more of my dissertation or go to Philly and singlehandedly take on an enormous monster with the power to crush out life and hope in a single massive swipe of its mighty claws?
Pause
Tom - 大肚腩,
Thanks, I will.
I'm still trying to wrap my head around that last bit. These fuckers have been working at this for a long time now.
Not that I should be surprised....
Evening everyone, Saturn looks fantastic tonight, just fantastic.
Pause
MAN. Eh. Same difference.
Walks to Philadelphia.
Walks to Philadelphia.
Me, I'm sailing.
I want to live on a sailboat in the Caribbean.
that is, of course, subject to change at a moment's notice.
watertiger | Email | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 10:17 pm | #
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you're a new yorker. you will spend time on sailboats in the caribbean- and enjoy it- but you will never actually live on one full time.that would require you to not live in new york.
Rudy--if you're not along the coast, weather should be fantastic next week.
Evening everyone, Saturn looks fantastic tonight, just fantastic.
Attaturk
Dammit, Attaturk, Don't put it on the tee and expect me NOT to hit it.
And how's Uranus?
Evening everyone, Saturn looks fantastic tonight, just fantastic.
Attaturk
What model Saturn do you own?
(runs away)
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so I'm stuck here for now
Your bitter disappointment is clear.
I want to live on a sailboat in the Caribbean.]
I don't know if you saw my comment the other day, but my ex's sister did just that. She's based in St. Thomas and also crews on rich people's boats, like bringing them back and forth to the Caribbean. I would put you in touch, except a)haven't seen her in many years, and b)she's a bitch.
doug, curiously OK -
When I used to travel here for business from NYC I'd be swimming in this weather. People always looked at me like I was nuts. You can weed out the LA *tourists*.
Now I've got this great weather in my blood and ...
I'm still trying to wrap my head around that last bit. These fuckers have been working at this for a long time now.
Not that I should be surprised....
Central Scrutinizer
Well I think it was more that FISA was a reaction to the dirty deeds done on a dime that got Nixon impeached and led to the Church Commission.
These guys just were trying to prevent themselves from being reined in by the Constitution and Congressional checks and balances.
I dunno. Watertiger's one of those New Yorkers I could see living somewhere else for a couple of years. She'd go back, of course, eventually.
Evening everyone, Saturn looks fantastic tonight, just fantastic.
Attaturk
not nearly as nice as uranus.
man, that never gets old.
speaking of old, my daughter turns one tomorrow.
Having been jilted by threadbot a number of times already, do I dare comment?
I read the new Vonnegut book last week. He says many funny things, but one of the funniest is when he talks about how he is 82 years old, and he can't believe that the leaders of his country are named Bush, Dick and Colin.
mer | Email | 02.03.06 - 10:18 pm | #
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vonnegut gives me hope. mostly because he smokes like a deisel and is 82 and seems fairly healthy.
I'm traveling from Boston to LA and it better warm up next week while I'm there.....
Rudy
If you go to Sally's neighborhood you'll be fine!
i think i like the desert for the same reason i like the ocean. it just is what it is and you can't really do anything about it.
Olaf glad and big
But it's there.
/.
speaking of old, my daughter turns one tomorrow.
Congrats!
Evening everyone, Saturn looks fantastic tonight, just fantastic.
Cloudy here. Alas.
Sidd, at least I apologized before I did it. Tell your child happy first birthday - and make it to Eighteen soon. We need rational voters.
I don't go in for much sexual innuendo.
I have enough for both of us.
Keep your sexual in your own endo...
The latest revelations about Bushboy planning on making war on Iraq regardless of what the weapon inspectors found, as he told Blair, and the fact that he considered sending American spy planes disguised as UN planes is just another overt piece of evidence for the depraved moron's impeachment.
At some point, I expect we will find out the Bush had some plan that involved sharks with frickin' lasers, that was nixed only after Blair had convinced him that there aren't any sharks in the desert.
L.A. has extremes. I remember the weather reports when I first got here in the summer - "70 degrees at the beach, 101 in Burbank"
'nuff said.
Having been jilted by threadbot a number of times already, do I dare comment?
Do you dare to eat a peach?
if you're not along the coast, weather should be fantastic next week.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
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I'll be staying at a friend's place in Marina Del Rey. I guess I'll just have to take my chances!
Thanks for the input!
NTodd dares to eat a peach.
FURIOUSLY REWRITING
The man SAILS to Philadelphia. Sheesh. Philadelphia, here he comes.
In a bar outside the city, the man from Vermont, the man from Philadelphia, and the man from Texas meet under set of amazing coincidences that involve really cool if unconvincing CGI effects
TEXAS and PITTSBURGH: Dude, put on some pants.
FISA was a reaction to the dirty deeds done on a dime
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap?
Reed responded in a letter that he had no plans to quit: "Elections are won at the grassroots by the candidate with the strongest record and best ideas. That is why I am confident of victory."
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/
2...D8FHTD1G9.shtml
Evening everyone, Saturn looks fantastic tonight, just fantastic.
Cloudy here. Alas.
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
I thought Thers wrote you out of the script already?
And it's too bright and far too hazy here. Too much "clean" coal powering the manufacturing cradle of the world.
Evening everyone, Saturn looks fantastic tonight, just fantastic.
Can you see the rings?
i think i like the desert for the same reason i like the ocean. it just is what it is and you can't really do anything about it.
Permanence at rest, and
Permanence in motion.
Do you dare to eat a peach?
Depends on if it's the peach from Wild at Heart...
Beat you, TKK!
(blows raspberry, sticks thumbs in ears and waggles fingers)
NYMary owes me a beer.
Now I've got this great weather in my blood and ...
That's what happened to me after I'd lived there for a few years. Now I live in Montana (for now) and when we have a winter (not this year) I get used to sub-zero weather for a couple of months every winter.
Dammit, Attaturk, Don't put it on the tee and expect me NOT to hit it.
And how's Uranus?
DWD - Challenged
Only two planets up right now I think, Saturn and Mars, bitch.
The anus is fine, although I was thinking of bleaching.
Say, did any news actually come out on the overvote in committee yesterday?
Or, lacking any good explanations, did the GOPers "decline to comment?"
Watertiger's one of those New Yorkers I could see living somewhere else for a couple of years.
City.
Country.
Water.
Suburbia, not so much.
I thought Thers wrote you out of the script already?
Uh...what script? And does this mean I've got even a more existential role than Rosencrantz and Guildenstern?
Sallyh -
I live for humidity. Love the tropics!
And speedy... peace and love to you.
FISA was a reaction to the dirty deeds done on a dime
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap?
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
How much do ya think Jimmy/Jeff charges??? DeLay? Cunningham? Ya Noe?
I thought Thers wrote you out of the script already?
No, THREADBOT only ate his pants. Ahem.
SCENE NINE.
THREADBOT travels to Hong Kong to messily devour a particular critic of this Very Exciting Movie.
The anus is fine, although I was thinking of bleaching.
It's up and . . .
IT'S GOOD!
OK, I can refresh Haloscan, but not Eschaton. Anyone else having this problem?
You know me well, Karin. I don't go in for much sexual innuendo.
Neither did I, but this place has been a bad influence.
Now I've got this great weather in my blood and ...
Jenny from the ßlog • | 02.03.06 - 10:23 pm | #
You sound like my sister. She called one January (only her 2rd there) and was complaining about how it was 'only' 55. Meanwhile, it was -25 actual temp here, -60 windchill. We were not amused.
It's funny, JftB, but I lived in Florida for seven years and the weather never sank into me at all. I hated it, lived for the times when I could go home during the winter.
Do you dare to eat a peach?
Depends on if it's the peach from Wild at Heart...
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
Or True Romance, perhaps?
Would Ozzie have been anything without the amazing bands? As he staggered around the stage with his monotone voice?
.
Congrats!
NYMary
thanks. she and her 3 year old brother should have cake in their hair by 5pm tomorrow. that's what it's all about, huh?
If you go to Sally's neighborhood you'll be fine!
Jenny from
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I'll visit Park La Brea where my son and his wife live. I'll plan the visits for when it's too cold at the beach.
Depends on if it's the peach from Wild at Heart...
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
Or True Romance, perhaps?
Nah, I was specifically thinking of "come take a bite out of Peach" in Wild at Heart, though I love Arquette...
I know I'll end up with a bit part like "Man at Ticket Counter" in this movie.
City.
Country.
Water.
Suburbia, not so much.
New York.
Portland.
Not really sure *what* I'm doing in Pittsburgh...
Evening everyone, Saturn looks fantastic tonight, just fantastic.
Can you see the rings?
watertiger
You betcha. Three-fourths of the span, from below the whole bands. Its cool tonight and a bit windy but I was sheltered and was able to make out the Cassini division, which I can't always do. But there's no humidity so it looks great.
Say, did any news actually come out on the overvote in committee yesterday?
Or, lacking any good explanations, did the GOPers "decline to comment?"
Roadmaster
What, ya think a reporter would dare to ask???
Bow down before the ones you serve, you're going to get what you deserve!
Neither did I, but this place has been a bad influence.
Damn that Eli!
Would Ozzie have been anything without the amazing bands? As he staggered around the stage with his monotone voice?
.
agAve
No.
Permanence at rest, and
Permanence in motion.
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that's exactly it! very well said. you should think becoming some sort of literary type scholar or something. i think you've got the chops!
OK, I can refresh Haloscan, but not Eschaton. Anyone else having this problem?
Feral Liberal, hit Eschaton again, I think about half their servers (2 of 4) are down.
Almost as good as Saturn is that it is literally right below M44 the "Beehive Cluster" so that's convenient.
I know I'll end up with a bit part like "Man at Ticket Counter" in this movie.
"Paging Mr. Herman. Paging Mr. Herman."
FeralLiberal,
I've been having that problem all evening.
You betcha. Three-fourths of the span, from below the whole bands. Its cool tonight and a bit windy but I was sheltered and was able to make out the Cassini division, which I can't always do. But there's no humidity so it looks great.
So can you tell how old it is, then?
But there's no humidity so it looks great
One advantage of bitter cold, the skies are crystal clear...
No, THREADBOT only ate his pants. Ahem.
SCENE NINE.
THREADBOT travels to Hong Kong to messily devour a particular critic of this Very Exciting Movie.
Thers
Oh... will there be a wire fu scene with us dancing high up in the bamboo groves?
Three-fourths of the span, from below the whole bands. Its cool tonight and a bit windy but I was sheltered and was able to make out the Cassini division, which I can't always do. But there's no humidity so it looks great.
I forget: do you have a SCT?
that's exactly it! very well said. you should think becoming some sort of literary type scholar or something. i think you've got the chops!
Olaf glad and big
Heh. Thank ya.
And it reinforces my belief that Burroughs was right: whenever he'd read a book and find a good passage, he'd write "GETS."
For "Good Enough to Steal."
Can you see the rings?
watertiger
Not without a telescope.
.
WHAT HAS GONE BEFORE, FOR THE BENEFIT OF NEW READERS.
I am developing the script of a new Sci-Fi movie. A Philadelphia blogger neglects his cats and as a result THREADBOT comes alive and begins destroying the city. Some dork from Vermont and a guy from Pittsburgh and a guy from Texas are drawn together to stop the beast. It has already claimed the lives of Gary Ruppert and someone from Hong Kong who criticized the script.
SCENE TWELVE:
THE KENOSHA KID: Eli must be stopped!
This is his only line.
Goopers cut Medicare $40 billion one day and then cut taxes for the rich by $70 billion the next.
It's how they "balance" the budget.
Too bad they spent all their time in Bible class and never learned arithmatic.
But there's no humidity so it looks great.
Attaturk
The rings are at their maximum "tilt" as seen from Earth this Spring. Enjoy the view.
Almost as good as Saturn is that it is literally right below M44 the "Beehive Cluster" so that's convenient.
Attaturk
Beehive Cluster? M44??? Were these opening acts for the B-52s?
Damn!
This is his only line.
Right before Threadbot sucks his brains out through his bare, unprotected head.
Where is watertiger in the script? And sallyh? And hecate?
So can you tell how old it is, then?
The real trick is trying to carve your initials into it.
No.
Central Scrutinizer
But I'm turning it up!
,
One advantage of bitter cold, the skies are crystal clear...
Totally! Pretty much all of my best sky shots have been taken during winter, and certainly the best seeing I've had is during the coldest fucking nights.
Word of advice: don't stick your tongue to your scope's tripod. Man, I'll never do that agin.
AAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!
This is his only line.
Thers
I wanted to do a laugh out loud at this but I'm hamstrung without the emoticons. The sentiment was there.
Ooooh, LED lights to hunt for scorpions at night with.
http://search.ebay.com/UV-LED-
li...QfkrZ1QQfromZR8
What, ya think a reporter would dare to ask???
Bow down before the ones you serve, you're going to get what you deserve!
Tom - 大肚腩 | Email | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 10:30 pm | #
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Yeah, yeah...But MY reporting and interviewing skills were developed by interviewing musicians over the past 15 years. Generally, they LOVE to tell stories...
She called one January (only her 2rd there) and was complaining about how it was 'only' 55. Meanwhile, it was -25 actual temp here, -60 windchill. We were not amused.
I have learned the hard way, through Northern relatives, not to complain about how "cold" it gets here. Didn't take me long to learn to just shut up.
'Course, having spent the last several years in a car with no A/C in Florida, they don't want to talk to me about heat. So we're even.
Where is watertiger in the script? And sallyh? And hecate?
My contract stipulates that I only wear black tank tops.
The real trick is trying to carve your initials into it.
Aww, you're so sweet!
It has already claimed the lives of Gary Ruppert and someone from Hong Kong who criticized the script.
Thers
If I'm not mistaken, threadbot's rampage has been stopped since I showed up, thank you very much. My wire fu must be strong!
Some dork from Vermont and a guy from Pittsburgh and a guy from Texas are drawn together to stop the beast.
I'll bet the dork from Pittsburgh dies first, while the dork from Vermont gets to bed several incredibly hot science babes.
Ooooh, LED lights to hunt for scorpions at night with.
Who would waste a Learned English Dog hunting for scorpions?
My contract stipulates that I only wear black tank tops.
My contract also stipulates that tigre only wear black tank tops.
Can you see the rings?
It's not only bleached, it's pierced...
HEY! There's My Daily Epiphany (TM)!
Put musicians in Congress! Openness and collaboration are what makes the best music!
NO, ASHCROFT DOES NOT COUNT.
"I live for humidity. Love the tropics!"
--Jenny from the ßlog
The green, lush wet hills of TN await you. More humidity than a Tom Robbins book.
My contract stipulates that I only wear black tank tops.
Funny, MY contract stipulates that you only wear black tank tops.
The rings are at their maximum "tilt" as seen from Earth this Spring. Enjoy the view.
Agent Orange
I saw a guy the other day who looked like you and thought, "I know an astrophysicist who looks just like that guy!"
You Want This Too
I need a man at home so I can go out at night
I need a man at home so I can go out at night
And when I come home late he's got my babies sleepin' tight
You wanna tie me up my baby say yeah yeah yeah
You wanna tie me up my baby say yeah yeah yeah
But when he tied me up I didn't want to be tied down
Everybody's sayin', Ina you want this too
Everybody's sayin', Ina you want this too
But what I say is all the married folk got the blues
It's the biggest conundrum what are we pairin' off for
It's the biggest conundrum what are we pairin' off for
We settle for less then we want just a little bit more
You got your lady-in-waitin', second in line for the throne
Lady-in-waitin', second in line for the throne
And when you're with the queen, she's left home all alone
I need a man at home so I can go out at night
I need a man at home so I can go out at night
And when I come home late he's got my babies sleepin' tight
Kenosha Kid = William Rehnquist.
That's my theory. Well, Olaf was my first choice but he says he's not clever enough. This is not true, however, my second choice and the one I'm sticking with is KK.
The desolation of winter is good for the soul. It reminds us that our existence is temporary and that the cycle of life continues unabated.
There is a mercy in the stillness of the winter fog that belies the turmoil of life continuing. For within the darkness of the winter's night lie the promises of spring days and the sun's warmth returning. It is not a pleasant time but it is not unpleasant either: it is.
I have thought about this crazy place I live in and I am reminded that the change is important. For in knowing change we understand our lives a little better.
My experience in Albuquerque convinced me of this: sunny with afternoon clouds and night wind is pleasant - but not every farking day.
My contract also stipulates that tigre only wear black tank tops.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 10:36 pm | #
Yup, I'm fairly sure the dork from Pittsburgh dies REALLY early. Like in the first scene.
Watertiger's one of those New Yorkers I could see living somewhere else for a couple of years.
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nah. she's a new yorker. she'll never leave. i think i have an eye for this sort of thing. i lived in new york for a couple of years. never became a new yorker, though. but i do understand why some people won't leave.
"Tenth Planet" Larger Than Pluto, Study Confirms
http://news.nationalgeographic.c...html?
source=rss
Scientists have measured the size of a solar system object discovered last year and confirmed that it is larger than Pluto.
The icy object, called 2003 UB313, is located in the far reaches of the solar system. It measures 1,900 miles (3,000 kilometers) in diameter. Pluto, by contrast, measures 1,400 miles (2,300 kilometers).
The finding has fueled the debate over what constitutes a planet. Pluto is traditionally considered the ninth planet in our solar system (see interactive map).
Some scientists argue that 2003 UB313 should now be considered the tenth planet of our solar system. Others say Pluto's status as a planet should be reconsidered.
"Since UB313 is decidedly larger than Pluto, it is now increasingly hard to justify calling Pluto a planet if UB313 is not also given this status," said Frank Bertoldi, an astronomer at the University of Bonn and Max Planck Institute for Radioastronomy in Germany.
Bertoldi led the study, which will be reported in tomorrow's issue of the journal Nature.
My wire fu must be strong!
Namaste!
mer -
!!!
Tennessee is the most beautiful state I've ever seen. So lush and darkly beautiful.
My contract stipulates that I only wear black tank tops.
Under your lab coat?
When do you get to remove your glasses to reveal your blinding beauty?
Put musicians in Congress! Openness and collaboration are what makes the best music!
NO, ASHCROFT DOES NOT COUNT.
Roadmaster
Neither does Yngwie Malmsteen.
Jenny:
: next to lol next to :
should get you
My emoticons have never stopped working, though.
don't stick your tongue to your scope's tripod
Sign of a true artist, you bleed for your art...
Tennessee is the most beautiful state I've ever seen. So lush and darkly beautiful.
So many mosquitoes, so many ticks.
Ooooh, LED lights to hunt for scorpions at night with.
This reminds me of a book illustration the shadowy & mysterious Codename V. found...
I'm honored. I'm also not William Rehnquist. My favorite alter egos are Gunny Sgt. Hartman, Adolph Hitler, and Gary Ruppert Pupkin.
THE KENOSHA KID: Eli must be stopped!
This is his only line.
Thers
But its delivered with conviction.
And this seems to be a very sexist movie.
Where's the hot science babe part?
Sign of a true artist, you bleed for your art...
I invade small, defenseless countries with oil for my art.
Yup, I'm fairly sure the dork from Pittsburgh dies REALLY early. Like in the first scene.
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
Can I be the Best Boy or Key Grip?
"La vie ne fait pas de cadeaux!"
Ah, well....
Yes, the ocean! The sea! Nothing I love more.... It just rolls....
We've got a half-manx, a badass, just does his own thing (just rolls) except sometimes to be affectionate will chew on your nose. Not much for mice but likes to catch reptiles. Nearly poisoned himself with a frog once. Now specializes in snakes.
He was my wife's foster cat when we met, but I insisted we keep him. That was cat #7, I think, at the time. His name was Luis, but he told me to call him "Lou," and so he is now called.
My wife has no idea how much I care about him. Or her, for that matter.
Neither does Yngwie Malmsteen.
Tom - 大肚腩 | Email | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 10:38 pm | #
WORD.
Unfortunately, I'll be the geeky associate of the hot tank top babe, and an early victim of Threadbot, no doubt.
she's a new yorker. she'll never leave.
Well, if given the option, I'd rather live in the country and just come into the city now and again. But that means winning Lotto.
Even New Yorkers get tired of living in New York.
Each time I go away, it's harder to come back.
My experience in Albuquerque convinced me of this: sunny with afternoon clouds and night wind is pleasant - but not every farking day.
DWD
ABQ is far better than Austin in this regard.
At least there, I had actual cold, actual snow...
Jenny from the ßlog, It is beautiful and green. But red, if you get my drift.
Silleigh -
Thanks. I knew that but it's not second nature. I like to just click on them. Lazy.
I invade small, defenseless countries with oil for my art.
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
I think that you are very kind to forcibly import oil into defenseless countries, may I say.
My wife has no idea how much I care about him. Or her, for that matter.
That was sweet. Your posts are giving me the warm fuzzies tonight. Well, it's either your posts or the Darvocet.
When do you get to remove your glasses to reveal your blinding beauty?
I suspect I will be relegated to the "psycho mercenary" role, which means such revelations never take place.
My favorite alter egos are Gunny Sgt. Hartman, Adolph Hitler, and Gary Ruppert Pupkin.
The Kenosha Kid
I'm amazed that (some) people respond so negatively to GPP.
I mean, c'mon.
The desolation of winter is good for the soul. It reminds us that our existence is temporary and that the cycle of life continues unabated.
Yeah, I known this.
Don't need horrible winters to push it in my face.
You looking forward to your death?
.
I invade small, defenseless countries with oil for my art.
To make oil paints, no doubt.
My wife has no idea how much I care about him. Or her, for that matter.
That is beyond sweet.
SCENE THIRTY-ONE. The bar outside Philadelphia. ELI, RORSCHACH, and NTODD prepare for action by watching "Spiderbabe" repeatedly.
ALL: WHERE ARE THE HOT SCIENCE BABES TO PROTECT US!
SCENE THIRTY-TWO.
THREADBOT returns from Hong Kong an hour later, once more hungry, and is pelted with garbage for that horrible joke. To no avail! It eats half of New Jersey! Then it gets lost trying to make a left hand turn.
SCENE THIRTY THREE.
Manhattan. A woman in a black tank-top watches the teebee. She idly eats a meal of eclairs and the marrow-bones of Jean-Claude Van Damme. She then sees that THREADBOT is descending on the bar containing our three heroes!
She yawns and checks QVC for their show on blenders.
I suspect I will be relegated to the "psycho mercenary" role, which means such revelations never take place.
But on the plus side... Spandex!
and an early victim of Threadbot, no doubt.
NYMary
{ { { DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE! ) ) )
how expensive are those telescopes that you link to your pc? (if they even exist. i may have dreamed that.)
Well, if given the option, I'd rather live in the country and just come into the city now and again. But that means winning Lotto.
You can be our au pair!
test -
:LOL:
and an early victim of Threadbot, no doubt.
NYMary
{ { { DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE! ) ) )
The threads are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE>
At least there, I had actual cold, actual snow...
rorschach
true
.
She yawns and checks QVC for their show on blenders.
Osterizers suck.
You can be our au pair!
We'll call you Mrs. Belvedere.
: lol : test
My experience in Albuquerque convinced me of this: sunny with afternoon clouds and night wind is pleasant - but not every farking day.
DWD - Challenged | Email | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 10:37 pm | #
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it actually gets pretty cold in albuquerque. it's about the same altitude as denver. and as for desolation, well, it's in the middle of the fucking desert. there is actually a full blown autumn here too. it's all cottonwoods and they just turn yellow, and they only grow along the river. but it's pretty cool. lately it has been very cold and windy and dusty. it often gets very cloudy too, but it never rains or snows for some reason.
Unfortunately, I'll be the geeky associate of the hot tank top babe, and an early victim of Threadbot, no doubt.
NYMary
Noooooo!!!!! The stalwart blogger will save you!!
He must!!!
The desolation of winter is good for the soul. It reminds us that our existence is temporary and that the cycle of life continues unabated.
Yeah, I known this.
Don't need horrible winters to push it in my face.
Mithridates, he died old.
Osterizers suck.
But how else can you make Bananas Oster?
test
nevermind. I BLAME ELI!
Thers, maybe you can work in a tale of woe based on my courageous story (which includes pictures of dogs and cats).
Olaf glad and big, do you get the same monsoon rains that So. Arizona gets in the summer.
My wife has no idea how much I care about him. Or her, for that matter.
Here. Have a heart-shaped box of chocolates.
Agave, never quite sure if I am seeking the end. Just kind of go along with the flow.
The threads are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE>
Obviously, my grisly death involves climbing a ladder in an ice storm with hedge clippers to slice the broadband cable.
We'll call you Mrs. Belvedere.
Or Brock Toon...
So then who is Rehnquist? He's ONE OF US.
Jenny: I think no caps and no spaces. Haloscan is a demanding, exacting mistress.
From: Legal Department
To: Watertiger
Re: Contract
Transposition error in clothing clause. Disregard "only wear black tank tops." Should read "wear only black tank tops."
Sincerely,
N.N. Tendre
Attorney at Law
Malloy is playing the BBC4 audio of Bush the War Mongerer and his magic UN plane.
Well, since we're looking for story lines...
Threadbot comes to the lair of a record collector and vintage zealot in Southern Wisconsin. Threadbot is overwhelmed by the stacks of 45s, LPs, and 78s. It listens, transfixed, to trivial anecdotes about each recording.
Then it smells the bakery downstairs, and scrambles down the stairs - only to be met by a brigade of bakers, armed with trays of pazcki.
It eats all the bakery's pazcki, but soon discovers that many were filled with the traditional Polish filling: prunes.
Within hours, it is writhing in flatulant distress, and subdued by the remaining Atriots. And the world is saved.
She yawns and checks QVC for their show on blenders.
Meanwhile, outside of her window lurks Mansquito.
She yawns and checks QVC for their show on blenders.
Meanwhile, outside of her window lurks Mansquito.
That's what I call a jellyfish...
http://
news.nationalgeographic.c..._jellyfish.html
Jesus.
We'll call you Mrs. Belvedere.
just don't call me la. . . .
nah, I just don't have the energy.
I invade small, defenseless countries with oil for my art.
To make oil paints, no doubt.
Oil pants?
Obviously, my grisly death involves climbing a ladder in an ice storm with hedge clippers to slice the broadband cable.
You shouldn't do that when you're preggers. But of course being knocked up proves you are a women of little virtue, and we know that only virgins survive such movies...
just don't call me la. . . .
nah, I just don't have the energy.
La Bamba?
I'm not sure if that means The Bomb or The Babe, but it works either way...
So then who is Rehnquist? He's ONE OF US.
Jenny from the ßlog
He was. poor fellow is now just parody of his former self...
one more for silleigh:
Transposition error in clothing clause. Disregard "only wear black tank tops." Should read "wear only black tank tops."
[passes out]
heh.
Oster's Home for Imaginary Blenders?
(sorry, you have to have kids for that one)
focus,
have you just outed yourself at the brilliant jurist?
You shouldn't do that when you're preggers.
This will only increase the bathos.
If I resembled Linda Hamilton at all, it would be hot.
and we know that only virgins survive such movies...
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
There goes watertiger......
Hey, does this movie have a SCARY VAGINA?
I, for one, welcome our SCARY VAGINA overlords. Or overvaginas. Whichever.
Y'know, if Clive Owen weren't in this silly "King Arthur" movie, I'd turn the TV off.
But if the Tank Top Babe is pantless, and the Man from Vermont is also pantless, how will we tell them apart?
Wait, I'll come in again....
If I resembled Linda Hamilton at all, it would be hot.
NYMary
Well, you are the Mother of the Future.
There goes watertiger......
*shrugs*
story of my life.
Mithridates, he died old.
rorschach
Twenty-two years ago, in the wake of a near fatal case of pneumonia I read Shropshire lad about ten times. Just to cheer me up, don't you know.
I like this even better.
POEM (After A. E. Housman)
Hugh Kingsmill
What, still alive at twenty-two,
A fine upstanding chap like you?
Sure, if your throat 'tis hard to slit,
Slit your girl's, and swing for it.
Like enough, you won't be glad
When they come to hang you, lad;
But bacon's not the only thing
That's cured by hanging from a string.
So, when the spilt ink of the night
Spreads o'er the blotting pad of light,
Lads whose job is still to do
Shall whet their knives, and think of you.
Jenny, you dun did it good. 'Tis a pain in the ass to type 'em in, though.
Has anyone seen "Why we Fight" yet? It sure looks good. has a great website.
KK -
Thanks.
Olaf glad and big, do you get the same monsoon rains that So. Arizona gets in the summer.
doug, curiously OK | 02.03.06 - 10:46 pm | #
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i think we're supposed to. i think the way it works now is that we don't get the same monsoon rains that so. arizona doesn't get. there is a drought going on, from what i hear.
Nobody is talking about switchgrass.
You people sicken me.
But if the Tank Top Babe is pantless, and the Man from Vermont is also pantless....
In case anyone was wondering...this is how good liberals end up preggers.....
have you just outed yourself at the brilliant jurist?
Jenny from the ßlog
Hey, I aint into that Zombie-kink but i was always Cheney for you a long long time ago.
SCENE FIFTY. The American Southwest. Olaf and Agave meet at an Antiques Roadshow event in Sun Devil Stadium. There they discover an ancient talisman.
AGAVE: Looks like an ancient talisman of some sort.
OLAF: Yeah.
This dialogue Mystically Summons the legendary LEAGUE OF HOT SCIENCE BABES!
Agave and Olaf then go have a nice drink, relieved to be out of this stupid movie.
SCENE NINETY-ONE. THREADBOT eats North Carolina.
Has anyone seen "Why we Fight" yet? It sure looks good. has a great website.
It's on the list.
(looks around for Holden)
It's on the list.
But bacon's not the only thing
That's cured by hanging from a string.
Thers likes bacon. Has he mentioned that yet?
Nobody is talking about switchgrass.
You people sicken me.
Nim, ham hock of liberty
If it helps any, I have been called a bi-fool.
Hey, I aint into that Zombie-kink but i was always Cheney for you a long long time ago.
focu
I remember!!!
Nobody is talking about switchgrass.
You people sicken me.
Nim, ham hock of liberty
I like my grass to pick a side and stay on their team.
Nobody is talking about switchgrass.
Don't fall for this. The manimals are all about the switchgrass.
It's a trap!
Olaf glad and big, I've been in Tucson in the summer, and I always thought the summer monsoon rains made it tolorable there. Now your telling me they are failing.
Thers seems to have hypnotized Threadbot wih his movie script. It must be narcissistic.
If it helps any, I have been called a bi-fool.
rorschach
So do you think the bacteria and giant pecan-throwing trees will be worked in to Thers' script?
SCENE NINETY-TWO. Attaturk and Feral Liberal are eaten by THREADBOT. THREADBOT burps.
'night all. I have to go do something warm and steamy now.
And this is NOT, I repeat, NOT innuendo.
'night all. I have to go do something warm and steamy now.
And this is NOT, I repeat, NOT innuendo.
focu
hmmmm?
If it helps any, I have been called a bi-fool.
But if the Tank Top Babe is pantless, and the Man from Vermont is also pantless....
(leafs through contract)
Ah, here it is. The "No Glove, No Love" clause.
'night all. I have to go do something warm and steamy now.
And this is NOT, I repeat, NOT innuendo.
*whimpers*
Anyone watching SciFi?
They had the dirtiest, funniest commercial, it's amazing it made it onto American TV. Michael Powell must not have seen it.
This guy picks up a little chihuahua sort of dog, lifts its asshole to his face, blows as you would to a balloon and it becomes a sort of cartoon balloon dog on a giant scale.
Hi Jenny! Thanks.
Tigre de l'eau, do you have anything cat-shaped?
But if the Tank Top Babe is pantless, and the Man from Vermont is also pantless....
In case anyone was wondering...this is how good liberals end up preggers.....
My mommy told me it's from sitting on strange toilet seats.
And please, what is all this stuff about 'switchgrass'? Really. I've been a bit out of the loop the past few days...
Kittens anyone?
http://www.dailykitten.com/
Attaturk and Feral Liberal are eaten by THREADBOT. THREADBOT burps
Yeah, I can give anything indigestion...
Thers seems to have hypnotized Threadbot wih his movie script. It must be narcissistic.
NYMary
That, or it:
a) fell asleep
b) went out for Chinese
c) is busy renegotiating its contract
(leafs through contract)
Ah, here it is. The "No Glove, No Love" clause.
watertiger
How'd you wind up with Michael Jackson's contract?
Do the tits belong to White?
McManus, put me in the fuckin' hole!
"Manimal Switchgrass" would be a good name for a band.
Wait, no it wouldn't.
Agave, never quite sure if I am seeking the end. Just kind of go along with the flow.
DWD - Challenged
There are times when I have thought, I've done enough, what more do 'you' want from me? It's over and done!
But there is so much more.
I WILL never seek the end.
.
and Jenny, I did love you as the "Redhead" maybe I ...
NTodd,
One of Bush's energy proposals in the SOTU. The ones he was "just kidding" about.
Tigre de l'eau, do you have anything cat-shaped?
well, THAT'S a rather personal question!
Ah, here it is. The "No Glove, No Love" clause.
I live in Vermont. I have many gloves.
Has Brit Hume actively suggested investing in switchgrass futures yet?
Ah, here it is. The "No Glove, No Love" clause.
watertiger
How'd you wind up with Michael Jackson's contract?
Attaturk
Michael Jackson? I thought it was a Spinal Tap contract?
"Manimal Switchgrass" would be a good name for a band.
Wait, no it wouldn't.
Maybe an album.
How'd you wind up with Michael Jackson's contract?
Same gynecologist.
But I've said too much already.
NYMary - we're supposed to switch to marijuana-powered cars?
Evening, moonbats. I am as catless as some blogs which shall remain nameless this evening, since I got back from Iowa too late to ransom their fuzzy butts. They remain incarcerated till the morrow.
I suspect that since I'm middle-aged, stout, and greying that I'll only get too scream in a crowd scene in this Threadbot flick. On the other hand, if there's a scene for peasants, torches, and pitchforks, Have Pitchfork, Will Travel.
Evening, moonbats. I am as catless as some blogs which shall remain nameless this evening, since I got back from Iowa too late to ransom their fuzzy butts. They remain incarcerated till the morrow.
I suspect that since I'm middle-aged, stout, and greying that I'll only get too scream in a crowd scene in this Threadbot flick. On the other hand, if there's a scene for peasants, torches, and pitchforks, Have Pitchfork, Will Travel.
My mommy told me it's from sitting on strange toilet seats.
Your mommy told you that's how you'd get preggers?
'kay.
K&Y:
That commercial has been on SciFi for over a year now. Personally, I find it rather repulsive.
And please, what is all this stuff about 'switchgrass'? Really. I've been a bit out of the loop the past few days...
In the chimp's SOTU speech from earlier this week. According to those who listened to it (I did not) Bush mentioned switchgrass as a bio fuel for the future.
How you power up a car with dried grass mystifys me.
Holy hell -- where are the half-dozen new threads I was expecting?!?
.
NYMary - we're supposed to switch to marijuana-powered cars?
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
I believe wood chips and corn were also offered as options. But then, I didn't watch the speech itself, not being naturally masochistic.
Same gynecologist.
But I've said too much already.
Well, that should stirrup something here...
Thers, perhaps we need a counter thread? A Six Million node thread: bigger, better, faster, and stronger.
NYMary - we're supposed to switch to marijuana-powered cars?
NTodd, Self-Actualizing - 10:59 pm
hemp oil is a really fine oil...
.
Well,
I was gonna post a drive-by recipe for the dinner I made tonight, but my son insists on me helping him build his dragon castle and then playing battle between the knights from that and all the lego sailors guys from his pirate ship. Ho hum. Gotta remember, these are the good times........
NTodd, it was something the Petulant pResident blurted out during SOTU, which I didn't watch.
Something about powering our cars with a blend of... grass and wood chips?
It was this year's "steroids" moment, apparently.
Well, that should stirrup something here...
Anyone want some nice, tasty speculoo cookies?
Olaf glad and big, I've been in Tucson in the summer, and I always thought the summer monsoon rains made it tolorable there. Now your telling me they are failing.
doug, curiously OK | 02.03.06 - 10:55 pm | #
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i've never been to tucson. only been to the highlands of eastern az. i'm not from here. only lived in this part of the country for about 5 months. from what i hear, there is a pretty serious drought going on here. people in abq expect a monsoon. this year it didn't materialize. also there is almost no snow in the mountains. so far it doesn't seem to have affected the buildmillionsofcrappylittlehousesinthemiddleofthef
uckingdesert industry here in albuquerque.
That commercial has been on SciFi for over a year now. Personally, I find it rather repulsive.
upon first viewing, "ohmigod, that's gross! (laughter)"
upon subsequent viewings, "oh, that's just gross."
NYMary - we're supposed to switch to marijuana-powered cars?
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
Why am I smelling a Cheech and Chong movie out of this?
That commercial has been on SciFi for over a year now. Personally, I find it rather repulsive.
Well, *I* like it.
I also like the Burger King.
How'd you wind up with Michael Jackson's contract?
Same gynecologist.
But I've said too much already.
watertiger
Forget the movie script, this calls for Puppet Theatre!
NYMary - we're supposed to switch to marijuana-powered cars?
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
cool highbbrids!
Giant owl with a taste for dogs
London Telegraph | Submitted by: anonymous
"A giant owl was captured yesterday after terrorising a tranquil village in a spate of attacks on dogs."
hemp oil is a really fine oil...
This would make for diesel trucks that you'd be happy to be stuck in their exhaust plume.
Forget the movie script, this calls for Puppet Theatre!
I think you mean Pap-It Theatre.
But it would be a good handle.
My mommy told me it's from sitting on strange toilet seats.
Your mommy told you that's how you'd get preggers?
'kay.
No, actually, that's a combination of two things:
1) A line from Blues Traveller's "But Anyway".
2) Something my great-grandfather told my grandmother about how girls get pregnant from sitting on toilet seats used by boys (which freaked her out because after her mom died, she was the only female living with her dad and 3 brothers).
Well, that should stirrup something here...
NTodd
I think you're specumalating....
"Ho hum. Gotta remember, these are the good times........
blerb "
Well, in 7 years, he'll be asking you to spend your Friday nights bailing him out of jail after he stabbed a guy ("but that guy totally started it").
So, do enjoy it while you can.
NYMary - we're supposed to switch to marijuana-powered cars?
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
Why do I have the feeling that McDonalds drive-thru is behind this movement?
uh, high-brids
This would make for diesel trucks that you'd be happy to be stuck in their exhaust plume.
doug, curiously OK
I was thinking city buses.
hemp oil is a really fine oil...
This would make for diesel trucks that you'd be happy to be stuck in their exhaust plume.
I'd settle for Febriesel.
SCENE TWELVE: RORSCHACH makes ELI and NTODD a bowl of bacteria-devouring soup.
NTODD: Could we use this to kill THREADBOT?
RORSCHACH: Stupid hetero puke.
ELI: Puke is good food.
SCENE ONE HUNDRED ELEVEN: An abandoned aircraft hangar in the Midwest. Shadowy figures emerge from the shadows. They have been summoned by their Rings of Power, the good kind, not the Sauron Kind. They are... MENA! SALLYH! NYMARY! JFTB! MARCIA BRADY! WATERTIGER! SILLEIGH! MONICA NYC! ANN ALTMOUSE! NIM! OTHER PEOPLE I JUST FORGOT BECAUSE I'M DRINKING, AS IF YOU COULDN'T TELL! They are... THE LEAGUE OF SCANTILY CLAD SCIENCE BABES!
Ta-Da!
SCENE ONE HUNDRED THIRTEEN. THREADBOT devours doug's ankle, but he craftily escapes and Plots Revenge.
Giant owl with a taste for dogs
Mmkay, 'fess up: How many people just went looking for a new post?
Why do I have the feeling that McDonalds drive-thru is behind this movement?
White Castle.
from what i hear, there is a pretty serious drought going on here.
Phoenix hasn't has any rain for the lasy 107 days. In that same period, Tucson had 0.10 of an inch.
DRY
from what i hear, there is a pretty serious drought going on here.
Phoenix hasn't has any rain for the lasy 107 days. In that same period, Tucson had 0.10 of an inch.
DRY
"Another theory suggests that seas heated by global warming are better suited for breeding, turning the Nomura's otherwise modest numbers into an armada."
Can we work the jellyfish Armada into this Armageddon with the Threadbot?
I also like the Burger King.
Eli
Eli really must be stopped.
In the chimp's SOTU speech from earlier this week. According to those who listened to it (I did not) Bush mentioned switchgrass as a bio fuel for the future
And the day after the SOTU speech, federal agencies developing alternative energy sources had to lay off employees due to budget cuts.
Ignore what they say, watch what they do...
In the chimp's SOTU speech from earlier this week. According to those who listened to it (I did not) Bush mentioned switchgrass as a bio fuel for the future
And the day after the SOTU speech, federal agencies developing alternative energy sources had to lay off employees due to budget cuts.
Ignore what they say, watch what they do...
"MONICA NYC! ANN ALTMOUSE! NIM! OTHER PEOPLE I JUST FORGOT BECAUSE I'M DRINKING, AS IF YOU COULDN'T TELL! They are... THE LEAGUE OF SCANTILY CLAD SCIENCE BABES!"
I'm a member of the League of Scantily Clad Science Babes....?
COOL!!!
Can you type louder, the stereo is LOUD?
Plus the Bass is going down nice!
.
I love Nim, but I don't really want him to be a hot science babe. Maybe the Priestess of Selune?
I think you mean Pap-It Theatre.
Eli
You'd be doing the world a cervix....
Mmkay, 'fess up: How many people just went looking for a new post?
*sheepishly raises hand*
White Castle.
That reminds me...
If a certain DVD only had a regular stereo audio track, and no Dolby audio track, but it wanted to default to Dolby, so a hypothetical viewer had to change the sound options to regular stereo...
Would this pose a hypothetical problem?
I'm a member of the League of Scantily Clad Science Babes....?
The Bosley of the League of Scantily Clad Science Babes.
Just starting on TCM: "Sunset Blvd."
SCENE ONE HUNDRED ELEVEN: An abandoned aircraft hangar in the Midwest. Shadowy figures emerge from the shadows. They have been summoned by their Rings of Power, the good kind, not the Sauron Kind. They are... MENA! SALLYH! NYMARY! JFTB! MARCIA BRADY! WATERTIGER! SILLEIGH! MONICA NYC! ANN ALTMOUSE! NIM! OTHER PEOPLE I JUST FORGOT BECAUSE I'M DRINKING, AS IF YOU COULDN'T TELL! They are... THE LEAGUE OF SCANTILY CLAD SCIENCE BABES!
Ta-Da!
SCENE ONE HUNDRED THIRTEEN. THREADBOT devours doug's ankle, but he craftily escapes and Plots Revenge.
Thers
Scene 112, of course, is purely sexual.
Cats steal kid's breath
But it would be a good handle.
Manimal Switchgrass | 02.03.06 - 11:03 pm
Nicely done!
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SCENE TWELVE: RORSCHACH makes ELI and NTODD a bowl of bacteria-devouring soup.
NTODD: Could we use this to kill THREADBOT?
RORSCHACH: Stupid hetero puke.
ELI: Puke is good food.
Oh, shit, a block of laughy-faces wouldn't do that justice! LMFAO!
I just cannot believe that Thers, a woman, would write such sexist scripts about scantily-clad women.
Would this pose a hypothetical problem?
I haven't (no) the slightest idea (no) of that to which (no) you refer.
When's Scene 24?
rorschach,
people are only watching for the science babe-based softcore porn, you know.
I think you mean Pap-It Theatre.
Eli
You'd be doing the world a cervix....
flory
That's pure speculumation.
HASTY REWRITE: FLORY is in the LEAGUE OF HOT SCIENCE BABES as well. Her shadowy figure didn't emerge from the shadows at first because she was waiting for Haloscan to post something.
Tennessee is the most beautiful state I've ever seen. So lush and darkly beautiful.
So many mosquitoes, so many ticks.
doug, curiously OK
Bill Frist
Lamar Alexander
'Nuff said!
I haven't (no) the slightest idea (no) of that to which (no) you refer.
Very well. This will be a huge help in this extremely hypothetical, um, thing that I'm working on.
It's pissing down rain, and yet, Curly is whining at the door, wanting to go out on the balcony.
.
Go to Church, Go to Jail
WBIR-TV 10 Knoxville | Submitted by: anonymous
"Every religion has rules its members are supposed to live by, but how far would religious officials go to enforce those rules? One Knoxville woman found out when she got a letter from her church telling her not to come back on church property or risk arrest for criminal trespass." ... Quote: "I step foot on that property of that church, I risk incarceration."
rorschach,
people are only watching for the science babe-based softcore porn, you know.
NYMary
Wow! I really am "people" after all!
Who knew?
MENA! SALLYH! NYMARY! JFTB! MARCIA BRADY! WATERTIGER! SILLEIGH! MONICA NYC! ANN ALTMOUSE! NIM! OTHER PEOPLE I JUST FORGOT BECAUSE I'M DRINKING, AS IF YOU COULDN'T TELL! They are... THE LEAGUE OF SCANTILY CLAD SCIENCE BABES!
the league of the cool kids cooze is more like it........................
MENA! SALLYH! NYMARY! JFTB! MARCIA BRADY! WATERTIGER! SILLEIGH! MONICA NYC! ANN ALTMOUSE! NIM!
*pout*
And how'd Nim get into the league of scantily clad science babes?
I think we need a script doctor here....
"Pre-9/11 mindset."
Now #3 on the "Top 10 GOP Sound Bites."
AvengingAngel
Their sound bites are SO incredibly stupid!
Well, tonight's episode of BSG was 'heavily borrowed' from Wing Commander. The movie, not the game.
When's Scene 24?
The Old Man From Scene 24
Would've been after Scene 23, but that was deleted, so Scene 24 comes after Scene 39 (which was swapped with Scene 22).
"I love Nim, but I don't really want him to be a hot science babe. Maybe the Priestess of Selune?
NYMary "
Hey now, I might have bombed in the talent contest, but just YOU WAIT for the swimsuit contest.
Shall whet their knives, and think of you.
EPT | 02.03.06 - 10:52 pm
you've delved deeply...
give you peace of it...
NIM is a member of the LEAGUE OF HOT SCIENCE BABES. He takes the lunch orders and such.
AHEM. Can I get back to the script now please?
Stamps foot in adorable, petulant, manly fashion.
It's pissing down rain, and yet, Curly is whining at the door, wanting to go out on the balcony.
Don't let him out! Threadbot is on the loose!
And how'd Nim get into the league of scantily clad science babes?
I think we need a script doctor here....
flory
I think I know which science babe gets devoured.
just YOU WAIT for the swimsuit contest.
Are you getting a wax, like the Forty-Year-Old Virgin?
Stamps foot in adorable, petulant, manly fashion.
Thers
Are you flirting with me?
Stamps foot in adorable, petulant, manly fashion.
NO MAN-WOMANIMAL HYBRIDS!
Rain? What is "rain" ?
Mmkay, 'fess up: How many people just went looking for a new post?
Furiousleigh, aka Silleigh
Oh, I did certainly.
Just got back here and was amazed at the carnage left by the threadbot.
I'm trying to figure out why by readin Thers' screenplay for hidden Straussian meaning.
I've concluded that we're doomed, and I headed out the window.
Aaaaaaeee
eeeeeeeeeee
eeeiiii
iii
...
(i regret nothing)
Cats steal kid's breath
wtf
And what steals wingers' brains, I wonder?
"Are you getting a wax, like the Forty-Year-Old Virgin?
NYMary"
Hells no, I ain't ceding this one to Karen Hughes again.
I also don't want to see Ann Altmouse as a scantily-clad science babe.
Yeah! I found my roll in the movie: my band is playing in the bar. We're really good, but no one hears us 'cause of all the *action*...
HASTY REWRITE: FLORY is in the LEAGUE OF HOT SCIENCE BABES as well. Her shadowy figure didn't emerge from the shadows at first because she was waiting for Haloscan to post something.
Thers
Good save.
NO MAN-WOMANIMAL HYBRIDS!
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
So what are they going to do with Coulter and Hughes?
And what steals wingers' brains, I wonder?
Something really really small.
Rain? What is "rain" ?
What we've been getting instead of snow.
When's Scene 24?
There is No scene 24...
Still fighting the good fight, eh loser moonbats?
the funniest thread ever
How did Coulter and Hughes get into this Threadbot Armagedon?
Rain? What is "rain" ?
Rain and rain! What is rain?
C'mere. Lemme tell you ALL ABOUT rain. Or, you could go to the top of this thread and just read me bitchin' about it over and over.
Scene 242:
The enemy has night vision goggles! Our starched clothes are giving away our position! We must take them off!
Scene 342:
Damn it! The special science grease we've spent the past hour rubbing onto eachother is actually the vector of the bioweapon! We must wash it off immediately!
Scene 432:
The President insists that we clone us up some antidote, but first we must dance at the discotheque -- which is actually a bomb!
There is No scene 24...
Well, shit.
How did Coulter and Hughes get into this Threadbot Armagedon?
Sandy-LA 90034
Man/Woman Hybrids.
Rain? What is "rain" ?
Well, one of the star strippers at the bar I used to manage was named "Rayne." When his brother joined on, he took the name "Storm."
He was definitely, empirically, overcompensating.
I think I know which science babe gets devoured.
Tom - 大肚腩 |
Hah! I'm hiding in the shadows.....
cats are the most useless creatures ever put on this planet.
Can I help with set design?
When's Scene 24?
You must answer me these questions three
'Ere the other side you see:
What is your quest?
What is your favortie color?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen threadbot?
cats are the most useless creatures ever put on this planet.
troll
Wingers are.
cats are the most useless creatures ever put on this planet.
troll
Nah. That magnificent title would go to moonbats.
cats are the most useless creatures ever put on this planet.
troll
I know a worse one.
THE LEAGUE OF SCANTILY CLAD SCIENCE BABES!
NO MAN-WOMANIMAL HYBRIDS!
As long as we're scantily clad, I see no need for rewrites.
Can I get a quorum?
Senator Man-on-Dog, take the roll-call.
I could be an engineer babe. For variable values of babe. It's kinda cold out for scantily-clad, though.
moonbats are cat with wings and limitless vision...
Yeah, you are right. NYMary is probably more useless
this is the scifi thread. more script, less trolls.
cats are the most useless creatures ever put on this planet.
I know a worse one.
NYMary
Figures that an independent creature that kowtows to no one would be anathema to a winger.
Can I help with set design?
Costuming is an easier job. Most of the cast are scantily clad, and several are pantless.
SCENE TWENTY-FOUR. THe Old Man from Scene Twenty-Four notices the lack of Scene-Twenty-Four and is devoured by THREADBOT to avoid paying him a per diem, as Sci-Fi is a cheap network. The producers of this turkey contemplate a similar move for WGG, but think twice and just have a mug of cocoa instead.
SCENE THREE HUNDRED FIVE. ECHIDNE and KARIN inform the LEAGUE OF HOT SCIENCE BABES that THREADBOT is about to eat NTODD, ELI, and RORSCHACH. They all decide to take ACTION, in the form of having a nice brunch with very nice mimosas.
Can I help with set design?
mer
All moonbat females are members of the League. It's in the contract.
Jeffraham,
Did Curly survive the Threadbot?
to avoid paying him a per diem
Fucking typical!
WHERE ARE THE CATS, DAMMIT???
cats cats my kingdom for de cats
Ooooh. I'm in the script
SCENE THREE HUNDRED FIVE. ECHIDNE and KARIN inform the LEAGUE OF HOT SCIENCE BABES that THREADBOT is about to eat NTODD, ELI, and RORSCHACH. They all decide to take ACTION, in the form of having a nice brunch with very nice mimosas.
Thers
Mmmmm. Mimosas.
Thanks for the camera advice. I think I've found the model I like - probably for a few $ more than $500 - the Olympus Evolt E-300.
Schweeeet
Sandy-LA 90034: Did Curly survive the Threadbot?
He did -- he spent all of 90 seconds on the balcony, before bolting back inside. He's a wet... kitty, now.
.
They all decide to take ACTION, in the form of having a nice brunch with very nice mimosas.
Thers
Nononono!!
We went over and took pitchers as well....
Scene 305: cue SALLYH with brunch.
May we have a hideous torture scene involving THREADBOT and TROLL, please?
Mmmmm. Mimosas.
Shave, and we'll consider it.
They all decide to take ACTION, in the form of having a nice brunch with very nice mimosas
And sallyh brings desert...
They all decide to take ACTION, in the form of having a nice brunch with very nice mimosas.
Yah! I love it when progressives save the day. Too bad for simels that he was on the Upper West Side drinking elitist chardonnay.
OK I'm off to get scantily clad and go to sleep.
A hearty BONER! and a fond goodnight to you all.
Peace
peace
peace.
With love from Speedy.
Good night.
I once killed a threadbot with my bare hands.
Drivin' by with a quick hello. I could sense that bacon was being discussed, if ever so briefly. Gotta get up early for a class I'm taking.
One thing: has anybody heard anything about when The Switch-Hitting Manimals go on tour?
"he spent all of 90 seconds on the balcony, before bolting back inside. He's a wet... kitty, now."
Such a silly boy! But he sure does provide laughs.
Figures that an independent creature that kowtows to no one would be anathema to a winger.
Yes, an independent ball of useless fur that yaks up hairballs, scratches the shit out of everything you own, and stinks....... what an anathema to me......
Mmmmm. Mimosas.
Shave, and we'll consider it.
NYMary
Really? No cute little goatee?
'Night, speedy!
I once killed a threadbot with my bare hands.
Just to watch it die?
I once killed a threadbot with my bare hands.
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i kilt me a bot when i was only three
ECHIDNE and KARIN inform the LEAGUE OF HOT SCIENCE BABES that THREADBOT is about to eat NTODD, ELI, and RORSCHACH. They all decide to take ACTION, in the form of having a nice brunch with very nice mimosas.
I can do that. I've taken improvisational theater classes.
Iran threatens full scale NUCLEAR STRIKE on United States.
Hot science babes don't have goatees. Not even soul patches.
They all decide to take ACTION, in the form of having a nice brunch with very nice mimosas.
Have you considered a mass?
I once killed a threadbot with my bare hands.
Just to watch it die?
Yes. I'm one bad motherfucker!
Yes, an independent ball of useless fur that yaks up hairballs, scratches the shit out of everything you own, and stinks.......
Don't be so hard on yourself.
"Oz" life lessons: "You should have just taken the blow job when I offered it."
Costume design it is!
What's the name of this thing anyway?
Manimals on the loose in my neighborhood
Light, sweet crude, ohhhhhmchhhh (drool)
My favorite bit was when TROLL dies the slow, painful (but silent) death.
Kind of giggling here. Local weather (Grand Rapids, MI) just called it: six to ten inches of snow on Detroit tomorrow night.
i kilt me a bot when i was only three
Do you wear a threadskin cap?
Sandy-LA 90034: Such a silly boy! But he sure does provide laughs.
Indeed, he does. I can understand his wanting to be out there in the morning, since the birds are in peak activity... but at night, in the rain? Like you said -- silly.
.
Yes. I'm one bad motherfucker!
Shut your mouth!
Talkin' 'bout NTodd!
good evening Moonbats....very tired after a long week in the swamps.
NTodd, and all of you, I hope that you are doing ok.
My best regards to you all before I toddle off to a G&T induced nap.
I once killed a threadbot with my bare hands.
It's easier to just bite their heads off. Fun to watch them run around for a few seconds before they cark it.
Kind of giggling here. Local weather (Grand Rapids, MI) just called it: six to ten inches of snow on Detroit tomorrow night.
DWD - Challenged
Perfect weather for Doug Flutie to win another Grey Cup.
SCENE FIVE HUNDRED. THREADBOT devours Florida. Mrs Ibrahim al-Jeffari points out that THREADBOT can't perform in the spread offense, which causes THREADBOT to eat Bobby Bowden. The nation shrugs.
TERRY C and AHIANNE bring some tomato juice and another bottle of vodka to THE LEAGUE OF SCIENCE BABES headquarters. NIM makes delicious cheese blintzes, bravely, in the face of Ultimate Horror.
In the bar, ELI makes up puns, RORSCHACH invents a new way of not putting vermouth into a martini, and NTODD puts the finidhing touches on his opera about a fire hydrant.
Iran threatens full scale NUCLEAR STRIKE on United States.
Butbut ... the U.S. regime supported the Iranian regime's hate amendment at the UN.
What gives?
We went over and took pitchers as well....
Do you mean pitchers or pictures?
Don't be so hard on yourself.
actually, it was your mother I described
Fuck liberals. Fuck all of you and your bias and USA hatred.
Like Speedy, I love you all, but my back is screeching. Bed, movie, joy at tomorrow not being a fookin' work-day.
Hot science babes don't have goatees. Not even soul patches.
Well, not on the face...
hasta la leeres, amigos y amigas...
.
Oh lookie!
Douchey Octopus is back!
Pity they're playing the "Big Game" in a wussy dome.
One thing: has anybody heard anything about when The Switch-Hitting Manimals go on tour?
joycamp, whirlybird |
this can now be cured through christianity camps. you simply have the father man or animal force man or animal activties upon the man or animal progeny... oh yeah and have the father shower with said progeny
Is it the Grand Rapids teevee weatherman that has the weather ball? We visit friends north of Muskegon and we just love that weather ball. And the weather deck.
I'm one bad motherfucker!
Watt cho mouth.
But I'm talkin' about NTodd...
Fuck liberals. Fuck all of you and your bias and USA hatred.
Speaking on manimal hybrid experiments run amok...
I wouldn't mind having the long legs and, er, flanks, of say, a giraffe or a horse.
ok. i'm back to my regular name. i'm pretty sure either davey crocket or daniel boone was alleged to have kilt a bar when he was only three. can't remember which though. these bogus american frontier myths all sort of blur together.
speaking of name changing, i've been thinking about calling myself "entifada encantada". what do you guys think of that name?
a new way of not putting vermouth into a martini
Betty, hold my glasses. I'm going in.
OOoooh, I actually have some Bloody Mary mix! Course I usually drink it mixed with tomato juice.
From Olaf glad and big
to...
entifado encantada?
Oh, my.
strawhat, yep. They are the station with the weather ball and the weather deck. Give me a call next time you are near Muskegon. Seriously.
http://www.wzzm13.com
I hear it in the song, Olaf, so it has to be Davey Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier.
And I like the new handle. Or were you also considering Manimal Switchgrass?
ok. i'm back to my regular name. i'm pretty sure either davey crocket or daniel boone was alleged to have kilt a bar when he was only three. can't remember which though.
D. Boone, IIRC.
Now he's wiretappin' Iranin' manimals on Mars
NYMary, Feral - heehee!
It's easier to just bite their heads off. Fun to watch them run around for a few seconds before they cark it.
watertiger
I like putting 'em in the microwave and turning on to "reheat".
Betty, hold my glasses. I'm going in.
Somebody's in trouble.
NYMary
I own you one...
In 1983, a merman I should turn to be....
Eli: D. Boone, IIRC.
You mean I was lied to by a TV theme song?!?
.
a new way of not putting vermouth into a martini
Someone finally understands me!
NTODD puts the finidhing touches on his opera about a fire hydrant.
Thers
I hope Mex is costarring with the fire hydrant.
ok. i'm back to my regular name. i'm pretty sure either davey crocket or daniel boone was alleged to have kilt a bar when he was only three. can't remember which though. these bogus american frontier myths all sort of blur together.
Davey, Daaaaavey Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier...
ok. i'm back to my regular name. i'm pretty sure either davey crocket or daniel boone was alleged to have kilt a bar when he was only three. can't remember which though. these bogus american frontier myths all sort of blur together.
Davey, Daaaaavey Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier...
I own you one...
I'll be roughly in your neighborhood the last weekend in April.
All moonbat females are members of the League. It's in the contract.
they are in a league all right......
Make that "owe"...
We went over and took pitchers as well....
Do you mean pitchers or pictures?
Karin
Yes.
Good catch. "Pitchers" is rather confusing in that context, innit?
Thanks, DWD, that's them -- and I hope they're right about six to ten on Detroit for the big game. Just cause. -- Next time we're up there I'll look you up.
entifada encantada
intifada veal picatta.
NYMary: I'll be roughly in your neighborhood the last weekend in April.
So... you're saying there's no need to dress up?
.
Rain? What is "rain" ?
When the rain comes
They'll run and hide their heads
They might as well be dead
When the rain comes...
Afghanistan banana stand.
NTODD puts the finidhing touches on his opera about a fire hydrant.
Thers
I hope Mex is costarring with the fire hydrant.
flory
Ahh, so this is the hot topic.
From Olaf glad and big
to...
entifado encantada?
Oh, my.
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Olaf was a pacifist, and i admire him for that. i myself am not, though. i lack the courage and self discipline required by pacifism. but i will always respect Olaf for the two lines he speaks in his own voice in the poem.
1.) i will not kiss your fucking flag.
2.) there is some shit i will not eat.
Damn! Does my band get the gig in the *bar* or what? Um.. I mean... Please? I'll work for scale. Okay, okay, *I'll* pay *you*. This is my big break...
http://www.link2rock.com/whiskeyina/
We have a gig tomorrow night at Elevens in Northampton, check us out. Please??
So... you're saying there's no need to dress up?
no, she'll be pushing people around....
Dan'l Boone were the one that kilt the bar.
He also walked to the Yellowstone area and back to Kentuck when he was in his seventies.
(true story)
Iran-a-lama-ding-dong
"Pitchers" is rather confusing in that context, innit?
I thought you were bringing pitchers of mimosas.
Can I be a science babe extra? I have the glasses & everything. Mind you, I bump into things a lot when I take them off...
and in Women's Tennis News
Gators 5
Hurricanes 2
John Derbyshire is appalling.
I realize it makes him feel tough to offend people and he probably likes it but so what. He's offensive.
---I don't care about a shipful of Egyptians anything like as much as I care about a shipful of Americans.
went over and took pitchers as well....
Do you mean pitchers or pictures?
Karin
Yes.
Good catch. "Pitchers" is rather confusing in that context, innit?
flory
However, I find I usually "take" pitchers, and "look at" pictures.
For some reason.
All moonbat females are members of the League. It's in the contract.
they are in a league all right......
troll
Way out of YOUR league, fuckwad.
D. Boone kilt a bar and commemorated said event on a treetrunk in Kaintuck at some age rather greater than three. The song about D. Crockett alleges that he kilt him a bar when he was only three. Plenty o' them bars to go around.
King of the Wild Frontier...
Pauvre, pauvre Adam Ant.
In 1814 we took a little trip
You mean I was lied to by a TV theme song?!?
I guess so...
I realize it makes him feel tough to offend people and he probably likes it but so what. He's offensive.
---I don't care about a shipful of Egyptians anything like as much as I care about a shipful of Americans.
SWR
Probably says the same thing about the people of Iraq.
Sociopath.
I'll be roughly in your neighborhood the last weekend in April
So I hear, we'll have to see if scout and some of the other Wis Atriots can meet up with you!
they are in a league all right......
troll
The league of troll bashin' broads....
---I don't care about a shipful of Egyptians anything like as much as I care about a shipful of Americans.
He likes his girls young though, heh heh heh.
Can I be a science babe extra? I have the glasses & everything. Mind you, I bump into things a lot when I take them off...
Charlotte Smith (nee Beavers)
Exactly what we're looking for!
along with andy Jackson down the Mighty Mississipp...............
Fuck liberals. Fuck all of you and your bias and USA hatred.
Fuck you, too, ya poor schmuck.
Damn! Does my band get the gig in the *bar* or what?
Oka, but for the movie, you have to dress like the band from "Satisfaction."
(It's better than "Star Wars.")
I realize it makes him feel tough to offend people and he probably likes it but so what. He's offensive.
Also, the fact that he no longer finds females attractive once they hit the age of majority should be a deal breaker.
---I don't care about a shipful of Egyptians anything like as much as I care about a shipful of Americans.
He likes his girls young though, heh heh heh.
I guess I missed that part of the sermon of the mount where Jesus said "thou shalt care only about thy own countrymen".
whiskeyina
good luck with that gig. Northhampton, a tough crowd.
Pauvre, pauvre Adam Ant.
Yes, though I take issue with TMBG's song "XTC vs. Adam Ant," since, IMHO, it's not even close to a contest.
entifada encantada
intifada veal picatta.
Entifadachilada?
along with andy Jackson down the Mighty Mississipp...............
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we brought along some bacon and we brought along some beans
troll = Gordon
He also walked to the Yellowstone area and back to Kentuck when he was in his seventies.
And one of his descendants is none other than Rep. Louise Slaughter, D-NY.
Bless her heart.
Fuck liberals. Fuck all of you and your bias and USA hatred.
Why, thank you! A life with no fucking is a life with no living.
So... you're saying there's no need to dress up?
Well, pants are optional....
And one of his descendants is none other than Rep. Louise Slaughter, D-NY.
Then she is kin with me, too. Nice.
Damn! Does my band get the gig in the *bar* or what?
All good movies need a score.
Charlotte:
All moonbat females are in the league.
Fuck liberals. Fuck all of you and your bias and USA hatred.
Sounds like Ruppert/Eper has yet another name!
Way out of YOUR league, fuckwad.
Liberal Observer
you are correct. I couldn't bench press that much lard in a hundred years.
Can I be a science babe extra? I have the glasses & everything. Mind you, I bump into things a lot when I take them off...
Um...the "bumping into things" can be rather nice, so I encourage the removing of glasses...
Yes, though I take issue with TMBG's song "XTC vs. Adam Ant," since, IMHO, it's not even close to a contest.
Well, one's a novelty act and one's a real band, for starters.
hey, we still have tornado warnings until like 3 am. at least the heavy rains have subsided a bit. the barn is leaking like a sieve.
SCENE FOUR HUNDRED AND ONE. THREADBOT rapidly travels to Texas and devours all those deficient in their appreciation of modernist literature. It is Not Pretty.
SCENE SIX HUNDRED. Uncle Smokes, Whiskeyina, and Central Scrutinizer form a Super Hero Task Force which is unfortunately too late to be written into this script. But they do get a complementary Cheese Basket.
SCENE SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX. WILEY and GIZMO become irked, contact LION KITTY MAXX, devour THREADBOT and some irksome TROLLS, and the movie ends at 11PM, the MOST COHERENT SCI-FI MOVIE OF ALL TIME.
Fuck liberals. Fuck all of you and your bias and USA hatred.
Here, try this one:
"You bastards are...bastards!"
Got it from Walt Kelly. He got it from a little old lady, in the aftermath of some election her side lost.
Has a nice American zing to it.
Liberal Observer = Terry C
(It's better than "Star Wars.")
To clarify: I meant better if you have to dress up like one of the bands. Though "Satisfaction" is a great bad film on the level of "Roadhouse" or "The Cutting Edge."
Way out of YOUR league, fuckwad.
Liberal Observer
It's MR. Fuckwad to you, boy.
flory: Yay! I provide Canadian content
so I encourage the removing of glasses...
Accompanied by shaking the long tresses out of the prim bun?
Yes, it's Gordo. The fat obsession.
I don't know about how much you could bench press, but you've proven yourself capable of swallowing an infinite amount of bullshit.
we farred our guns, but the british kept a comin
but there waren't half as many as there was a while ago
Can I be a science babe extra? I have the glasses & everything. Mind you, I bump into things a lot when I take them off...
Come stand over here by me.
---I don't care about a shipful of Egyptians anything like as much as I care about a shipful of Americans.
Wow, so NOW he cares about the 2250 dead US troops?
You can't go anywhere in Northampton without seeing one of my brother's neon sculptures.
SCENE FOUR HUNDRED AND ONE. THREADBOT rapidly travels to Texas and devours all those deficient in their appreciation of modernist literature. It is Not Pretty.
You can take my "Gilgamesh" when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
It can't live without us.
"You bastards are...bastards!"
You're all . . . BASTARD PEOPLE!
I encourage the removing of glasses...
Accompanied by shaking the long tresses out of the prim bun?
In slo-mo...
Thers left me on the cutting room floor.
You can catch me through an easter egg on the ultimate special collector's platinum unrated director's cut edition.
LOUD APPLAUSE!!!
The best scifi movie ever. Thers is a genius.
Feeding idiot trolls is such a bore.
I'm amazed Derbyshire and Kathryn Lopez are debating whether or not they should care about Egyptians.
OK. So first Harry Belafonte says that Colin Powell is a liar and a house nigger. People laughed at him and called him nuts. He was right.
Then Kanye West says that Bush doesn't care about black people. People say he's being extreme. Then Bush's sycophants come out and use THOSE EXACT WORDS about Egyptians.
So Kanye West was right.
Maybe Tom Tomorrow, Jon Stewart and some other liberals should think about the above while they're trashing Cindy Sheehan for being "extreme".
I provide Canadian content
Cool! A SciFI/CBC co-production!
you are correct. I couldn't bench press that much lard in a hundred years.
can you really afford a gym membership while collecting unemployment?
1-800-GOARMY. it's just a dime away, pal, and they've recently doubled the enlistment bonus.
chickenhawks have no excuse not to sign up.
I HATE YOU, AND I HATE YOUR ASS FACE!
"Sunset Boulevard" on TCM
"In slo-mo...
NTodd, Self-Actualizing"
with the erlynmeyer flask in the background, with dry-ice fog...
You can't go anywhere in Northampton without seeing one of my brother's neon sculptures.
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HASTY REWRITE: CHAROLETTE SMITH delivers the movie's coda: "History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of men."
Yes, though I take issue with TMBG's song "XTC vs. Adam Ant," since, IMHO, it's not even close to a contest.
Does the winner take on Triangleman? XTC vs ABC?
I really wish that when Derbyshire calls himself a Christian Jesus would just smite him dead.
They ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
They ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
If memory serves....
Also, the fact that he no longer finds females attractive once they hit the age of majority should be a deal breaker.
well, to be accurate, I think it was really pretty much whether their boobs had or had not hit the age of majority. He seemed to have pretty much dismissed the actual person attached to the mammaries...
ROLL CREDITS
Well, one's a novelty act and one's a real band, for starters. -watertiger
Did I tell you you're wonderful?
troll = Gordon
Liberal Observer
guess again
You're all . . . BASTARD PEOPLE!
I hate you, and I hate your ass face!
Also, the fact that he no longer finds females attractive once they hit the age of majority should be a deal breaker.
Derbyshire's like that creepy little kid you knew in high school who used to like to get attention by turning his eyelids inside out.
Yippee! I scored! Thanks everybody...
I'd like to thank my mother... um, my father... um, geez, this thing is really heavy... my second grade te
a
ch...
Don't start the music yet. I'mmmmmmmm
Drat.
I HATE YOU, AND I HATE YOUR ASS FACE! yes, well I concede that point, but why do you hate me?
HASTY REWRITE: CHAROLETTE SMITH delivers the movie's coda: "History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of men."
Thers
Toss in a 10 foot tall robotic penguin with electrical tentacles, and you've got it!
Gleek!
We're the boys from Camp Cucamonga
Our mothers sent us here fer to study Nature's ways
We learned to start fires by rubbin' sticks together
But if we catch the girls, then we'll set the woods ablaze
So OK, my big sister got a couple Homer & Jethro CD's recently. We played them on some of the trips to and from Cedar Rapids. My father loved that cornball humor, and played their records a lot when we were kids.
We're the boys from Camp Cucamonga
Our mothers sent us here fer to study Nature's ways
We learned to start fires by rubbin' sticks together
But if we catch the girls, then we'll set the woods ablaze
So OK, my big sister got a couple Homer & Jethro CD's recently. We played them on some of the trips to and from Cedar Rapids. My father loved that cornball humor, and played their records a lot when we were kids.
I guess I missed that part of the sermon of the mount where Jesus said "thou shalt care only about thy own countrymen".
SWR
I missed that one, too.
chickenhawks have no excuse not to sign up.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari
I was in the AF for 4 years, Mrs. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. So blow me beeeee-atch.
SCENE SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX. WILEY and GIZMO become irked, contact LION KITTY MAXX, devour THREADBOT and some irksome TROLLS, and the movie ends at 11PM, the MOST COHERENT SCI-FI MOVIE OF ALL TIME.
Thers
Alternative ending -- the kitties discover that Arthur knocked out the threadbot while they were chasing thier tails.....
I HATE YOU, AND I HATE YOUR ASS FACE!
NTodd, will you buy my clothes?
"Sunset Boulevard" on TCM
Terry C
"I am big! It's the screen that got small!"
MORAL LESSON OF FILM: Stage goes dark. Jeffraham Prestonian emerges. he is somber. He has a Lesson for Us All.
Well......?
guess again
Or not. But don't give up until you drink from the silver cup and ride that highway in the sky.
I HATE YOU, AND I HATE YOUR ASS FACE! yes, well I concede that point, but why do you hate me?
Because you have an ass face, and ass brain, and an ass ass.
The science babes remind me of KITH's Sex Girl Patrol. I sense a certain subtextual homage, perhaps...
I provide Canadian content
Cool! A SciFI/CBC co-production!
NYMary
the credits can be in French.
I missed that one, too.
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Wasn't the whole point about the parable of the Good Samaratin the idea that someone from a despised nationality could be a better person than one of your own?
Didn't the Roman centurian turn out to be one of the few honest men in the new testment?
Well......?
He learned too late that man is a feeling creature, and because of it, the greatest in the universe....
Did I tell you you're wonderful?
Not today. But feel free to, anytime. Even a "psycho mercenary" supercynical girl like myself enjoys hearing that from time to time.
NTodd, will you buy my clothes?
No, I told you, I want to buy your babies.
Toss in a 10 foot tall robotic penguin with electrical tentacles, and you've got it!
Gleek!
Rmj, Wandering Aengus
The lion is in the contract.
my pal dave's farm on the Connecticut river just keeps getting bigger. haven't been to Northhampton in a while, but farmer dave and his family were fun to hang out with in Vermont.
farming becomes him.
I was in the AF for 4 years
The ass fairies?
flory: Yay! I provide Canadian content
Charlotte Smith (nee Beavers)
The League is global in scope.
"I am big! It's the screen that got small!"
Boldly predicting the video ipod.
Thers: Well......?
Plant your corn early. Finis!
.
Don't start the music yet. I'mmmmmmmm
whiskeyina
hey dude, i missed yer post earlier. thanx for the support but i am fool enough to suffer one more day without a sadist (dentist) maybe it just will heal itself?...huh...huh?
ouch.
You can't go anywhere in Northampton without seeing one of my brother's neon sculptures.
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george, the reason i ask is because an old friend of mine (who i haven't spoken to in years) owns a bookstore in northampton, mass. the last time i spoke to him he mentioned that he could have gotten odetta to play at his store, but chose not to. i hung up on in him. haven't been in touch since. this was like 8 years ago.
Wasn't the whole point about the parable of the Good Samaratin the idea that someone from a despised nationality could be a better person than one of your own?
Liberal Judea-hating rubbish.
Derbyshire's like that creepy little kid you knew in high school who used to like to get attention by turning his eyelids inside out.
I think Derbyshire spent a little too much time looking up the dresses of his sister's Barbie Dolls.
The science babes remind me of KITH's Sex Girl Patrol. I sense a certain subtextual homage, perhaps...
Anyone else ever see MadTV's Prehistoric Glamazon Huntresses?
Jeffraham,
Is it my imagination, or is Curly a match for Salvador Dali?
Liberal Observer = Terry C
troll | 02.03.06 - 11:42 pm | #
it's REALLY bad when we trolls get copied.
I think Derbyshire spent a little too much time looking up the dresses of his sister's Barbie Dolls.
That's not fair. He looked at the Ken Dolls too.
MORAL LESSON OF FILM: Stage goes dark. Jeffraham Prestonian emerges. he is somber. He has a Lesson for Us All.
Can he be playing a hurdy-gurdy, like the narrator in the 3Penny Opera?
Is it time for me to drop the wire fu manchu and release Threadbot for us to escape Gordo, my dancin' bear gall farm?
Sandy-LA 90034: Is it my imagination, or is Curly a match for Salvador Dali?
OMFG! Curly is a... manimal!
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Did I tell you you're wonderful?
Not today. But feel free to, anytime. Even a "psycho mercenary" supercynical girl like myself enjoys hearing that from time to time.
Where exactly is the "restraining order threshold"?
I find this a very useful thing to know.
I was in the AF for 4 years
The ass fairies?
burp
Air force, douchebag. how long were you in?
C Scrute; You ever see that 1963 FZ/Steve Allen vid? Saw it last night, and you talk about hopping in the Wayback machine...FZ in a suit with a 1/2" wide tie, "Reuben & the Jets" hair, and no 'stache! Horrible quality, but funny.
I must have seen that thing originally, since I was a Steve Allen junkie as a wee one (I hated when Steve left and Jack Paar took over the Tonight Show) but it had faded into the mists...
Alternate ending: NYMary wakes up and calls out for Thers, hears the shower and discovers THREADBOT, disguised as The Man from Atlantis soaping up his webbed hands.
It's all been a dream...or has it?!
Well, that was quite a film. But I'm off to bed. Rereading Joseph Conrad's The Secret Agent, ruminating on contemporary parallels.
Karin: Can he be playing a hurdy-gurdy, like the narrator in the 3Penny Opera?
If there's a monkey involved, the deal's off -- ask my agent. I don't work with monkeys. Nasty li'l bastids.
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Did I tell you you're wonderful?
Not today. But feel free to, anytime.
Well then, I say (adamantly),
You you’re wonderful
So high I can’t get over it
So deep I can’t get under it
You
You’re wonderful yeah
Wow, Olaf, you hold a mean grudge.
hey dude, i missed yer post earlier. thanx for the support but i am fool enough to suffer one more day without a sadist (dentist) maybe it just will heal itself?...huh...huh?
ouch.
troll | Email | 02.03.06 - 11:51 pm | #
sad..... so sad.
"OMFG! Curly is a... manimal!"
Is he the frist, uh, first?
Gordo the Imaginary Iraq Veteran and the ass fairies of bedwetterville invade the Air Force Academy. Jesus Triumphs!
coming soon to a gay porn theatre near you!
I was in the AF for 4 years
The ass fairies?
burp
Air force, douchebag. how long were you in?
troll
thursday?
*Sniff*...
I knew JP would send us out on the right note...
I would like to thank the Academy, and Sci-Fi...
Well, that was quite a film. But I'm off to bed. Rereading Joseph Conrad's The Secret Agent, ruminating on contemporary parallels.
NYMary
The Patrick McGoohan version?
Or the dull one?
That's not fair. He looked at the Ken Dolls too.
In heterosexual admiration, no doubt. But where was the "little soldier"?
It's all been a dream...or has it?!,/i>
Either way, I have tenure.
Eh.
Wow, Olaf, you hold a mean grudge.
Karin | Email | 02.03.06 - 11:55 pm | #
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i feel bad now. i guess he has suffered long enough. maybe i will give him a call tomorrow.
Well, that was quite a film. But I'm off to bed. Rereading Joseph Conrad's The Secret Agent, ruminating on contemporary parallels.
Have you ever read Lord Jim? The racist fuckstick German ship's captain could be Derbyshire:
a look back; and when clear of confining rails spread on all sides over the deck, flowed forward and aft, overflowed down the yawning hatchways, filled the inner recesses of the ship -- like water filling a cistern, like water flowing into crevices and crannies, like water rising silently even with the rim. Eight hundred men and women with faith and hopes, with affections and memories, they had collected there, coming from north and south and from the outskirts of the East, after treading the jungle paths, descending the rivers, coasting in praus along the shallows, crossing in small canoes from island to island, passing through suffering, meeting strange sights, beset by strange fears, upheld by one desire. They came from solitary huts in the wilderness, from populous campongs, from villages by the sea. At the call of an idea they had left their forests, their clearings, the protection of their rulers, their prosperity, their poverty, the surroundings of their youth and the graves of their fathers. They came covered with dust, with sweat, with grime, with rags -- the strong men at the head of family parties, the lean old men pressing forward without hope of return; young boys with fearless eyes glancing curiously, shy little girls with tumbled long hair; the timid women muffled up and clasping to their breasts, wrapped in loose ends of soiled head-cloths, their sleeping babies, the unconscious pilgrims of an exacting belief.
'Look at dese cattle,' said the German skipper to his new chief mate.
The Patrick McGoohan version?
Or the dull one?
Isn't there one with Gerard Depardieu? Is that one dull? I've never seen a film of it, though I've read the novel several times.
Sandy-LA 90034: Is he the frist, uh, first?
Fortunately, I got to Happy Tails before Senator Doctor. Or is that "Doctor Senator?"
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That's not fair. He looked at the Ken Dolls too.
Uhh, ken and Barbie dolls are sexless.
Yes, it's Gordo. The fat obsession.
Echidne of the snakes
no, it's not, snakehead.
I coulda sworn I closed that tag. Oops.
I think Derbyshire spent a little too much time looking up the dresses of his sister's Barbie Dolls.
watertiger
Barbie has tits. Derb was far more interested in Scooter.
Sadly several trolls were injured during the making of this film.
Gordo the Imaginary Iraq Veteran and the ass fairies of bedwetterville invade the Air Force Academy. Jesus Triumphs!
coming soon to a gay porn theatre near you!
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari
wrong again. it is really sad wathing you all try to figure out who I am. Why do you care?
Who the fuck cares? If its not one sociopathic impotent asshole its another, they might as well all be the same loser.
troll, you're gordo if we want you to be gordo. Wapish!
Can we at least agree the troll has the *right* to be called gordo?
Gordo the Imaginary Iraq Veteran and the ass fairies of bedwetterville invade the Air Force Academy. Jesus Triumphs!
coming soon to a gay porn theatre near you!
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari
"Cock & Load"
"Basement Bunker (starring the Cheeto Boys)"
"Rammed Beaux"
he didn't know who odetta was, either. maybe he has educated himself since then. i myself would drop whatever i was doing to go see odetta perform live.
I have tenure.
Eh.
Thers
tenure, huzzah!
please be nonpartisan.
gordo, toby, fried epper, same monotone stupidity, different day.
wapish!
Can we at least agree the troll has the *right* to be called gordo?
His trollishness gestated in a box.
Night, all!
C Scrute; You ever see that 1963 FZ/Steve Allen vid? Saw it last night, and you talk about hopping in the Wayback machine...FZ in a suit with a 1/2" wide tie, "Reuben & the Jets" hair, and no 'stache!
Doozer,
Where did you see it?
I'd kill for that!
Thank you for the movie. I loved it.
Sweet dreams, including the trolls.
The Patrick McGoohan version?
Or the dull one?
Isn't there one with Gerard Depardieu? Is that one dull? I've never seen a film of it, though I've read the novel several times.
NYMary
Sorry, thinking of the prequel to "The Prisoner." Had a good theme song, too.
Have yet to have a good experience of Conrad. On the other hand, I'm plumbing Kierkegaard's "Concept of Irony" to get a handle on my further analysis of left blogistan.
You know, this stuff is gonna drive my blog reads through the roof! I'll be able to retire to Bimini with the ad revenues in another month!
In the meantime, I have a class in the morning.....
I love you all. Thanks for letting me be silly with you tonight.
Atrios invented a way for me to care for all of you, and that's pretty damn cool. The trolls are nothing.
Echidne is right. I'll take your joy and laughter with me forever into the starry universe. Bless you, my friends...
Eat garbage and die, lonely troll puke.
Gordo the Imaginary Iraq Veteran and the ass fairies of bedwetterville invade the Air Force Academy. Jesus Triumphs!
coming soon to a gay porn theatre near you!
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari
tell me about your service to the country. please.
Night, all!
NYMary
Good night, MYMary, may you dream of webbed fingers.
Have yet to have a good experience of Conrad.
He writes in a foreign accent so he can be tough going.
But if you read any of his books two or three times they open up and you can see just what a great novelist he was.
Why do you care?
Frankly, I don't...
Yes, an independent ball of useless fur that yaks up hairballs, scratches the shit out of everything you own, and stinks.......
Sounds like Bush
From tomorrow's NY Times:
Vice President Dick Cheney's former chief of staff told prosecutors that Mr. Cheney had informed him "in an off sort of curiosity sort of fashion" in mid-June 2003 about the identity of the C.I.A. officer at the heart of the leak case, according to a formerly secret legal opinion, parts of which were made public on Friday.
I. Lewis Libby Jr., former chief of staff to Vice President Dick Cheney, leaving a federal court in Washington Friday with Theodore V. Wells Jr., his lawyer. Jury selection in the case will begin next January.
The newly released pages were part of a legal opinion written in February 2005 by Judge David S. Tatel of the United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit. His opinion disclosed that the former chief of staff, I. Lewis Libby Jr., acknowledged to prosecutors that he had heard directly from Mr. Cheney about the Central Intelligence Agency officer, Valerie Wilson, more than a month before her identity was first publicly disclosed on July 14, 2003, by a newspaper columnist.
"Nevertheless," Judge Tatel wrote, "Libby maintains that he was learning about Wilson's wife's identity for the first time when he spoke with NBC Washington Bureau Chief Tim Russert on July 10 or 11." Mr. Russert denied Mr. Libby's account. Ms. Wilson is married to Joseph C. Wilson IV, a former ambassador who has criticized the Bush administration's Iraq policy...
THREADBOT, disguised as The Man from Atlantis soaping up his webbed hands.
My friend Brian Chenault and I wrote letters to...ABC(?)...requesting they bring back that show. I loved it.
night nyMary
may the 2nd Ammendment Be With Thee!
Have yet to have a good experience of Conrad. On the other hand, I'm plumbing Kierkegaard's "Concept of Irony" to get a handle on my further analysis of left blogistan.
-rmj
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kierkegaard is one of the most tiresome individuals who ever put pen to paper. a lot of people whose opinions i respect disagree with me, but i just can't stand him.
Wathing?
Watertiger, are you watching the Tonight Show right now?
He writes in a foreign accent so he can be tough going.
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I thought that some peoples problem with Conrad, was that his English was too good.
And please, the rest of you ... feel free to tell me of your splendid war stories..... Thers.... Olaf..... Jeffco? If you haved served, please correct me and I will apologize.
Y-a-a-w-w-w-n-n. Well, that was a good Friday night flick. See you all tomorrow, probably.
I did see, and rather enjoyed more than I was expecting, Shopgirl this evening. That Claire Danes sure does have one sensual mouth. And, um, two expressively alluring eyes.
Dubya:
"I don't have no CURAGE. heck. I can't even stand up to that Cindy Sheehan woman."
The Vice:
"I haven't a heart."
Alberto VO5:
"I haven't a brain. Pinche Gringo...I can't tell when he's breaking the law."
No Curage?
No heart?
No brain?
So..............
it's off
to see THE WIZARD
thw wonderful
WIZZARD OF OZ>>>>>>>>>>>
Doug? Dave? anyone?
Olympian seth westcott on letterman right now. cool
I thought that some peoples problem with Conrad, was that his English was too good.
Ever hear a German or a Scandinavian who speaks perfect but slightly stilted English. That to me is how Conrad sounds in writing. His sentences are very carefully constructed and formal.
tell me about your service to the country. please.
troll
I would be happy to. what is the IP for Iraq?
My friend Brian Chenault and I wrote letters to...ABC(?)...requesting they bring back that show. I loved it.
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
Starring whom?
And please, the rest of you ... feel free to tell me of your splendid war stories..... Thers.... Olaf..... Jeffco? If you haved served, please correct me and I will apologize.
Why would you expect them to have war stories?
And why would we give a shit about your alleged 4 years in the Air Farce?
My friend Brian Chenault and I wrote letters to...ABC(?)...requesting they bring back that show. I loved it.
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
Starring whom?
Patrick Duffy, duh.
And please, the rest of you ... feel free to tell me of your splendid war stories..... Thers.... Olaf..... Jeffco? If you haved served, please correct me and I will apologize.
troll | 02.04.06 - 12:06 am | #
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i served in the battle of tompkins square, 1987. i was on the side of the people.
Conrad was actually a bit of a racist and Anglophile but if you read Lord Jim you can see how he's different from the modern racist.
He had a sense of Victorian honor. So Jim's abandonning 800 Muslim pilgrams to their death was a discrace because it meant he violated that code.
He would have probably written Derbyshire up as some sort of vulgar caricature, the kind of white man with no honor or chivalry.
My friend Brian Chenault and I wrote letters to...ABC(?)...requesting they bring back that show. I loved it.
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
Never! It celebrates the abhorrent lifestyle of hybrid mermen!
Why would you expect them to have war stories?
He's just dancing with himself (if you know what I mean, oh oh oh).
focus, I don't think you were one of the people doubting my service. So if you served in the military, then you have my respect. My posting is for all of the people who so quickly belittle someone else without knowing the facts.
His sentences are very carefully constructed and formal.
Well Conrad did speak English as not his first language. He was born and raised in Poland if I remember this correctly.
Watertiger, are you watching the Tonight Show right now?
No, why? Are they showing those Wanted posters of me?
Patrick Duffy, duh.
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
Little long in the tooth, isn't he?
I meant who would you replace him with for a 21st century version?
It celebrates the abhorrent lifestyle of hybrid mermen!
Don't give ethyl alcohol to the hybrid mermen. You won't like what happens.
My posting is for all of the people who so quickly belittle someone else without knowing the facts.
troll
please elaborate on these facts? i am in earnest.
Well Conrad did speak English as not his first language. He was born and raised in Poland if I remember this correctly.
I think English was his fourth language right, after Polish, Russian and French.
No, why? Are they showing those Wanted posters of me?
watertiger
Are you portrayed only in a black tank top on these Wanted Posters?
It celebrates the abhorrent lifestyle of hybrid mermen!
I, for one, welcome our new manimal overlords.
I meant who would you replace him with for a 21st century version?
Christian Bales.
new issue.
"Are you portrayed only in a black tank top on these Wanted Posters?
Tom - ??? "
Numbered and signed collectors series?
Jeffraham:
Happy Tails - cute !
Hot Late Night Movie.
About Howard Dean.
Not Safe for Children.
http://howarddean.cf.huffingtonpost.com
NTodd, will you buy my clothes?
No, I told you, I want to buy your babies.
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
Jake: How much for the little girl? The women? How much for the women?
Customer: What?
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your children!
And why would we give a shit about your alleged 4 years in the Air Farce?
stories about crazed meth freaks having rough gay sex in the name of jesus and his "disciples" ? the troll is all about the assfuck, with none of the narrative wraparound one expects from your garden variety concern troll. more gordo than toby, without any of the ovbert racism and homophobia of the fried epper type troll.
ass force! a 4 year vet?
bridges for sale. we got bridges
...I hated when Steve left and Jack Paar took over the Tonight Show...
Wow! Talk about holding a grudge!
I think English was his fourth language right, after Polish, Russian and French.
SWR | 02.04.06 - 12:12 am |
Conrad was born in occupied Poland to spied-on nationalist dissidents, started his first career, that of the kind of far-travelling sailor he often wrote about, in France, then came to England and became a successful writer.
Are you portrayed only in a black tank top on these Wanted Posters?
"Wanted" can have... different meanings.
No, why? Are they showing those Wanted posters of me?
Guest with unusual cats, Cervals, and something else I didn't catch. Beautiful(like all of our untamed felines)
Where did you see it?
I'd kill for that!
Central Scrutinizer
alt.binaries.fz-video Still there on Giganews
This thread's hardly been used.
Waste not, want not.
And why would we give a shit about your alleged 4 years in the Air Farce?
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
Sad, so sad...... I thought you supported the veterans. I guess it is only veterans that think like you. But then a Mangina such as yourself probably has "other priorities" just like Dick Cheney. You really are a puss.
Sandy-LA 90034: Happy Tails - cute !
Happy Tails is where I adopted Curly. They'd mistakenly named him "Hunter," but he didn't care for that name -- too generic.
.
Thanks Doozer!
Now I don't have to kill.
780 posts!!
Sheesh, I take a little nap... and look what happens.
http://howarddean.cf.huffingtonpost.com
Larry Fouch | Email | Homepage | 02.04.06 - 12:13 am | #
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Very arch and ironic.
But great sound track.
Let the mighty eagle soar. Me, I'm headed back to the aerie. G'night.
Christian Bales.
Christian Bale is an amazing actor. I don't think he has ever even used his own accent in any movie (and that includes Empire of the Sun which he did when he was all of 12) & the rest of his acting skills are just as impressive.
Nothing more hypocritical than being anti-war and not serving in the armed forces. A-yup.
aiiight. i'm gonna go put on my black tank top and climb into bed and cough myself to sleep.
g'night.
Ntodd--are those black tank tops with or without bras?
BTW, if you want me to entertain you, email me at sallyh@lhelmerich.com
My surfcity email server's been hosed for 3 days now.
Christian Bales.
NTodd, Self-Actualizing
I think he's booked for the next little while....
Viggo Mortenson?
4Legs--is Maxx napping or prowling?
Actually I find this bit of trolldolotry from upstairs most revealing: "the league of the cool kids cooze is more like it" Misogynistic, self-loathing, narcissistically injured, and deeply envious all at once. Throw in utterly lacking in self-insight and you get one sad li'l troll case. He could get help, he's probably been told to by his superiors, but he won't. His choice.
I guess it is only veterans that think like you.
troll
i ask you again, with all respect, what do veterans who think like you, think?
"Wanted" can have... different meanings.
Hey. I'll bet you *want* some late night plushy.
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/
please elaborate on these facts? i am in earnest.
focus
I take what you type as the truth. What I type is mocked by others. that is my point.
Sad, so sad...... I thought you supported the veterans. I guess it is only veterans that think like you. But then a Mangina such as yourself probably has "other priorities" just like Dick Cheney. You really are a puss.
I do support vets. My uncles (well, not that one who shot a civilian in Nam), my grandfather, my soon-to-be-ex-wife's dad, grandfather, uncles, etc. My Marine cousin in Iraq. All the troops who don't come here and act like dicks.
I still fail to see why I should care that you served 4 years in the Air Farce.
And yes, I'm a puss. In fact, I'm a fucking pussy. And a fucking Quaker. And a fucking pracitioner of fucking non-violence, fucker.
Click through and rend the space-time continuum!
Sad, so sad...... I thought you supported the veterans. I guess it is only veterans that think like you. But then a Mangina such as yourself probably has "other priorities" just like Dick Cheney. You really are a puss.
troll | 02.04.06 - 12:16 am | #
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i support veterans with my tax dollars. not as much as i would like to, though. when i was growing up, most men were veterans. it wasn't really all that impressive or anything. none of them expected to be treated like heroes or anything.
Uncle Smokes is messing with my mind.
Nothing more hypocritical than being anti-war and not serving in the armed forces. A-yup.
Eli
not at all - just don't call me a liar, asshole
4Legs--is Maxx napping or prowling?
He's napping now. He went prowling while I took a nap- when he came in I tried to get some action shots but the batteries died in my flash.
There is fresh plush up though.
Misogynistic, self-loathing, narcissistically injured, and deeply envious all at once. utterly lacking in self-insight
JeffCO
Did you cut and paste the Wikipedia entry for Gordo???
Hi!
(it contains cats)
not at all - just don't call me a liar, asshole
I didn't. Not out loud, anyway.
Infinite recursion detected!
Actually I find this bit of trolldolotry from upstairs most revealing: "the league of the cool kids cooze is more like it" Misogynistic, self-loathing, narcissistically injured, and deeply envious all at once. Throw in utterly lacking in self-insight and you get one sad li'l troll case. He could get help, he's probably been told to by his superiors, but he won't. His choice.
JeffCO
not at all - just don't call me a liar, asshole
troll
LIAR!
Now if I could convince the Democratic Caucus across the board to use this word early and often, the country would be a much better place.
Uncle Smokes is messing with my mind.
Central Scrutinizer
HA! I am not Uncle Smokes, but Mentok the Mind-Taker!
ooooOOOOO-Eeeee-ooooooo!
I didn't. Not out loud, anyway. -Eli
We know what you're thinking (cueing the creepy kids with the glowing eyes)
Did you cut and paste the Wikipedia entry for Gordo???
Wow, there's an entry? That's a sort of immortality I guess.
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Even Pat Buchanan thinks the Bushit foreign policy may be proven to be a complete disaster. Just now on KeithO
That Dean movie would have been better had it included the scream when he found out his girlfriend had dumped him.
BTW, if you want me to entertain you, email me at sallyh@lhelmerich.com
Oh. I mailed a thankyou to your other addy.
Viggo Mortenson?
Nah, I can't see him in the role.
If you want cheesy, then Keanu Reeves or Tom Cruise.
If you want good-esque, then...well, not sure.
If you want good and a bit bold, maybe Denzel Washington.
4Legs--fresh plush is not to be scorned, no matter what form it takes.
Mlle has a new chocolate point Siamese kitty (rescue). He's an absolute love. I need to get some shots of him (his name's Kirby).
Hey, am I really banned?
We know what you're thinking (cueing the creepy kids with the glowing eyes)
Nice try, but I've been visualizing brick walls my entire life.
I guess not.
"Uncle Smokes is messing with my mind.
Central Scrutinizer"
Nah, that effect is from the government BlameoDeflecto Rays. You need to keep this stuff straight or next thing you know you are screaming about the Paranoicatomic Beams when in reality it is the InfoDeSenso Radiation.
Did you cut and paste the Wikipedia entry for Gordo???
Wow, there's an entry? That's a sort of immortality I guess.
doug, curiously OK
If not Wikipedia, at least metacomments.
Hey, am I really banned?
Yes. I can't see you at all, so you might as well take your top off and get comfortable.
Uncle Smokes is messing with my mind.
Central Scrutinizer
No -- the space time continuum has been irreparably warped. That will not be your mind for another 26 eons....
Marcia B--not in my book, you're not.
However, about those restraining orders Keithy is considering...
Bill Clinton once called Proportional Representation an undemocratic and deeply flawed election procedure.
Nice try, but I've been visualizing brick walls my entire life. -Eli
So that's why you refer to watertiger as a brick
house.
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Even Pat Buchanan thinks the Bushit foreign policy may be proven to be a complete disaster. Just now on KeithO
Quantum Mechanic | 02.04.06 - 12:23 am | #
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hey, i have a volkswagen quantum that is running a little rough. do you think you could fix it?
NTodd,
How did the end of LA Story turn out?
I know Bush has a problem with man/animal hybrids, but I have to believe he would be cool with half man/half machine creatures.
And if I want to apply to be a "science babe," do I have to actually know something about science?
Hey, am I really banned?
Marcia Brady
No, but would you like to be fanned?
Restraining orders provoke violence.
NTodd--not your fault the fucking server's hosed.
There are many other things I can blame you for. You, and Eli.
So that's why you refer to watertiger as a brick
house.
Yes. The only reason.
*looks nervously around for Marcia*
Bush Dictatorship: FIERY WRECK!!
hey, i have a volkswagen quantum that is running a little rough. do you think you could fix it?
You want him to take it out for a spin?
No -- the space time continuum has been irreparably warped. That will not be your mind for another 26 eons....
flory
*sigh*
I hate it when that happens.
And if I want to apply to be a "science babe," do I have to actually know something about science?
you just have to be a babe with glasses and long hair up in a bun.
Marcia B--I can teach you everything you need to know to be a science babe in 5 minutes or less.
Knowing science is not the most important part of being a hot science babe.
Marcia!!!
Were you banned? You naughty girl.
How did the end of LA Story turn out?
They all died.
Hey, am I really banned?
Everywhere...except IN MY PANTS!
Ooh, did I say that out loud?
Gordo, the Spanish language and Portuguese language meaning for "fat".
And if I want to apply to be a "science babe," do I have to actually know something about science?
You just have to look good in a lab coat.
And out of.
C Scrute; Nyet problemyi, dude. Yellow Shark is the one that I'd do hard time for, myself. I spotted it once, but was on dialup, and the opportunity passed. It'll come around again, though.
I find myself perversely wishing the guy who did the vidcap had included the bracketing commercials, though.
Can't believe I actually said that...
FUCK BSUH
Yes. I can't see you at all, so you might as well take your top off and get comfortable.
Eli
Thanks, but I feel very comfortable in this shiny satiny white camisole I'm wearing. Although it is a little chilly in here.
You want him to take it out for a spin?
JeffCO
You're just stringing him along...
FUCK BUSH even
"No -- the space time continuum has been irreparably warped. That will not be your mind for another 26 eons...."
That means he cannot be held responsible for his actions in this current time frame. Seems like a good deal.
And if I want to apply to be a "science babe," do I have to actually know something about science?
Don't be silly.
You just need to be long-legged and be willing to either a) carry a beaker b) stare at a computer screen and mutter dire scientific mumbo-jumbo c) carry a backpack that makes your bresticies thrust out or d) be willing to get killed, eaten or mated to a gruesome creature.
Or, for bonus points e) all of the above.
hey, i have a volkswagen quantum that is running a little rough. do you think you could fix it?
The best solution is to drop it from about 1000ft right on top of the oval orifice. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Oh, Zap: I'll be in your neck of the woods for a few days, but will be unable to visit the Lake Harriet Elf or you due to time constraints.
doug--glasses and hair in a bun? That's all I needed?
Damn, and I stayed in school like forfuckingever to get creds. Little did I know.
long hair up in a bun.
[Insert joke here.]
Knowing science is not the most important part of being a hot science babe.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Duh. The being HOT part is the most important bit. And for science geeks, hotness is totally relative. Temperature, on the other hand, is absolute.
Marcia--Eli will be happy to get between you and the camisole. For warmth, of course.
glasses and hair in a bun? That's all I needed?
And the lab coat.
... just don't call me a liar.
The truth hurts, doesn't it?
You're just stringing him along...
And what the bleep do I know?
not at all - just don't call me a liar, asshole
troll
troll, i do not ask this simply of you, but I ask for the millions of your comrades in arms, why did they die or why did they become maimed? I do not ask those presently serving because theirs is not to reason why. but you are here and with almost half a brain, does Mr. bush lead you as a Commander or as an artifice? pretender?
i'm 41 years old. in my life i have known people who hit the beaches at normandy, people who personally assaulted iwo jima. none of them were as hungry for respect for their service as this guy who claims to have been in the air force for a few years. that's all i'm saying.
So the trolls are calling themselves "troll" now?
And if I want to apply to be a "science babe," do I have to actually know something about science?
You just have to ba able to carry a clipboard, and write it down when the meters go around.
And you get to fall in love in a space warp. Or on Uranus...
Gordon the magnificent strikes me as the kind of a guy you could drink a beer with.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
You'll be our maths and science babe forever.
you just have to be a babe with glasses and long hair up in a bun.
doug, curiously OK
I could do that. But I look kind of like a bug in glasses.
Sorry...but Zapette just put on Jonathan Richman.
What do I do?
"be willing to get killed, eaten or mated to a gruesome creature."
Isn't it possible all can occur concurrently and basically be the same act?
You want him to take it out for a spin?
JeffCO
You're just stringing him along...
Hey, no charm done.
doug--the hot part is sadly lacking. Maybe when I was like 30...
Men who like to fish are generally laid back and easy to get along with.
Thanks, but I feel very comfortable in this shiny satiny white camisole I'm wearing. Although it is a little chilly in here.
Marcia Brady
See? You're a natural HOT science babe.
Marcia--it's not how you look in glasses. It's how you take them off
Gordon the magnificent strikes me as the kind of a guy you could drink a beer with.
don
I'd gladly pour him a Chinese beer with high quantities of formaldehyde.
So the trolls are calling themselves "troll" now?
Its desperate because most people ignore it...
Marcia--Eli will be happy to get between you and the camisole. For warmth, of course.
I just want to help.
Oh, Zap: I'll be in your neck of the woods for a few days, but will be unable to visit the Lake Harriet Elf or you due to time constraints.
NTodd, Fucking Pussy
Where, effer?
I'll meet you...
So the trolls are calling themselves "troll" now?
Ater blowing a simple cut'n'paste job he's apparently switched to 'don'.
Isn't it possible all can occur concurrently and basically be the same act?
Of course. I should have said "and/or" to avoid confusion.
I could do that. But I look kind of like a bug in glasses.
Marcia Brady ?
Not a problem. There are guys who are into that look.
I could do that. But I look kind of like a bug in glasses.
Marcia Brady ?
Not a problem. There are guys who are into that look.
I could do that. But I look kind of like a bug in glasses.
It's not the glasses that make you hot, it's taking them (and other things) off.
Eli will be happy to get between you and the camisole. For warmth, of course.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
He is such a giver...
What do I do?
Zap Rowsdower, Jobless
Cry?
Marcia B--he lives to serve.
Actually I find this bit of trolldolotry from upstairs most revealing: "the league of the cool kids cooze is more like it" Misogynistic, self-loathing, narcissistically injured, and deeply envious all at once. Throw in utterly lacking in self-insight and you get one sad li'l troll case. He could get help, he's probably been told to by his superiors, but he won't. His choice.
JeffCO
you are so sad........ sad
A Google for "science babe" got me this.
She loves science!
Hey, Flory's a hot science babe!
See? You're a natural HOT science babe.
flory
Yay! I have talent!
I just want to help.
Help me with my portrait assignment.
Oh, wait. You don't take pictures of things with a pulse.
Nevermind. 
(I keed, I keed)
mated to a gruesome creature
Is that how manimals get made?
you are so sad........ sad
troll
Obsessed! Waaaaapish!
I could do that. But I look kind of like a bug in glasses.
A really hot, *sexy* bug!
Which reminds me - any word from Columbia yet?
the hot part is sadly lacking. Maybe when I was like 30...
Hot is mostly in the mind anyway.
"Men who like to fish are generally laid back and easy to get along with.
don"
Thinking of my grandfather when I would try to chat with him while we were out fishing.
Now thinking, Don is being a bit too all encompassing with his statement.
doug--the hot part is sadly lacking. Maybe when I was like 30...
Nonsense! And let me get my hands on your... endocrine glands.
Hey, Flory's a hot science babe!
Hey, I'm a hot science blogger.
But do I get any credit or action?
No! woe is me.
Marcia B--he lives to serve.
Yes, I'm very service-oriented.
Marcia Brady ∞: I could do that. But I look kind of like a bug in glasses.
It's the old "Bailey Quarters" trick -- putting a hot babe in glasses makes her unattractive, right? Yeah... right!
.
Nonsense! And let me get my hands on your... endocrine glands.
JeffCO, that mad scientist thing is beginning to scare us. (wasn't that the plan all along?)
4Legs--you are my favorite science-politics-plush manimal blogger in the universe.
Is that how manimals get made?
Ummmmm, sometimes.
Some of us spring perfectly and spontaneously from the cosmos.
We are a mystery.
i'm 41 years old. in my life i have known people who hit the beaches at normandy, people who personally assaulted iwo jima. none of them were as hungry for respect for their service as this guy who claims to have been in the air force for a few years. that's all i'm saying.
Olaf glad and big
A great many who saw the combat these Tr0oLz seem so in awe of--at a distance, of course--tend not to talk much about it. I know nothing of my father's BotB service, for instance, except that he was there, and I got that from my mother.
Now thinking, Don is being a bit too all encompassing with his statement.
EkCenTriK
Didja ever see that DogSnot photo of Gordo phishing for readers? Or was the felching as his only human contact?
Which reminds me - any word from Columbia yet?
Eli
NYU. And I'm a finalist for the position. But they're doing a background check, so I'll probably just get Miss Congeniality or First Runner-Up.
Oh, wait. You don't take pictures of things with a pulse.
Sometimes birds fly into the frame by accident...
you are so sad........ sad
Obsessed! Waaaaapish!
Don't forget pwned on his own ptard.
Hey, Flory's a hot science babe!
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
We all be hot. Part of being a moonbattess.....
I keep wondering, if Bush is concerned about Animal Human Hybrids, which aide or advising is going :
"Watch this, he is going to buy it and lay awake all night worrying about it"
Oh, Zap: I'll be in your neck of the woods for a few days, but will be unable to visit the Lake Harriet Elf or you due to time constraints.
NTodd, Fucking Pussy
Where, effer?
Oh, it's not a matter of geography (down on Wayzata in Golden Valley), but time constraints. I'm team-teaching a new, intensive course with a customer instructor on the very first offering, and I'm pretty much captive until I head out to San Diego (where I will have about 10 hours to kill afterwards on Friday!).
NYU. And I'm a finalist for the position. But they're doing a background check, so I'll probably just get Miss Congeniality or First Runner-Up.
Damn! I knew it was one or the other, but I had Columbia on the brain 'cuz res told me they blanket the whole neighborhood with wifi...
Sometimes birds fly into the frame by accident...
Hee hee. I had my first "critique" in class last night.
A couple of students made the mistake of taking in prints of inanimate objects.
Not a good idea in a photojournalism class.
Doozer--no shit. My father in law was at Guadalcanal. Never speaks of it.
My parents remember wartime as kids in Belfast. They're a lot more suspicious of a uniform, and they taught me that it doesn't mean honorable in and of itself.
i'm 41 years old. in my life i have known people who hit the beaches at normandy, people who personally assaulted iwo jima. none of them were as hungry for respect for their service as this guy who claims to have been in the air force for a few years. that's all i'm saying.
Olaf glad and big
I'm not claiming anything, dickweed. It's a fact. And I apprecaite the fact that you "know" people from WW2. Wow. I guess you did your time, hero. I salute you.
She loves science!
Uncle Smokes
That's kind of weird. But sciency.
Men who like to fish are generally laid back and easy to get along with. don
OTOH, don could be someone who simply prefers to remain incognito.
No! woe is me.
four legs good
Moe is we!
Gordo, the Spanish language and Portuguese language meaning for "fat".
Also the name of one of the most exquisitely drawn comic strips of the last century. Gus Arriola was the man responsible.
It's a shame to sully the real Gordo by associating it with Brownshirt G...
Men who like to fish are generally laid back and easy to get along with.
the sisters of lambda chi love to fish
Gordon the magnificent strikes me as the kind of a guy you could drink a beer with.
don
Yes, just like Bush. Then you smash the bottle on the table and engage in hand-to-hand combat.
When I see a couple of kids
And guess he's fucking her and she's
Taking pills or wearing a diaphragm,
I know this is paradise
NTodd--how're NTodd's Pa and NTodd's Pa's Wife doing with the kids?
A couple of students made the mistake of taking in prints of inanimate objects.
Not a good idea in a photojournalism class.
four legs good
Unless you're taking photos of birds dead from H5N1.
It's a shame to sully the real Gordo by associating it with Brownshirt G...
sad but true.
Morning, zach kitty still insane, if anyone needs a kitty fix.
Oh, it's not a matter of geography (down on Wayzata in Golden Valley), but time constraints. I'm team-teaching a new, intensive course with a customer instructor on the very first offering, and I'm pretty much captive until I head out to San Diego (where I will have about 10 hours to kill afterwards on Friday!).
NTodd, Fucking Pussy
You tease, you.
Not like I'm doing anything right now.
Some of us spring perfectly and spontaneously from the cosmos.
We are a mystery.
four legs good
And then they get adopted by goddesses....
I keep wondering, if Bush is concerned about Animal Human Hybrids, which aide or advising is going :
"Watch this, he is going to buy it and lay awake all night worrying about it"
Actually, I had lunch on wednesday with a republican friend of mine who is a political operative. After ribbing him mercilessly for about 5 minutes I said, "what's the fucking deal behind THIS insanity."
Turns out that the wingers are all freaked by research into growing livers in pigs and stuff like that. Ears on mice...
They're all insane.
SSquirrel--kitties too cute!
Everyone old has dreamed of all their lives-
Bonds and gestures pushed to one side
Like an outdated combine harvester,
And everyone young going down the long side
I'm not claiming anything, dickweed. It's a fact.
Why should we believe you, and why should we care?
Doozer--no shit. My father in law was at Guadalcanal. Never speaks of it.
I only recently heard my dad talk about being overseas in the Navy during the Korean war. Don't recall squat from him about it when I was young.
And then they get adopted by goddesses....
Who else would adopt us?
A great many who saw the combat these Tr0oLz seem so in awe of--at a distance, of course--tend not to talk much about it. I know nothing of my father's BotB service, for instance, except that he was there, and I got that from my mother.
Doozer
My father knows a pilot who won't discuss his time in Vietnam even with his kids. He told my dad once that he dropped a whole lot of bombs and figures he killed a whole lot of people. He's a pretty together guy for the most part, but that experience still fucked his shit up.
"Didja ever see that DogSnot photo of Gordo phishing for readers?"
Tom, it was an impressive picture, to the fish.
Thee caption for the fish should be "Oh God no..."
NYU. And I'm a finalist for the position. But they're doing a background check, so I'll probably just get Miss Congeniality or First Runner-Up.
Based on my science-y analysis of the probabilities (help me out here, sallyh) I predict you will in fact be named the new Ms NYU employee.
4Legs--they don't understand the purpose of the science, and they don't want to.
Flory--9:2 says Marcia's bagged it.
don is clearly here on a larkin.
Morning, zach kitty still insane, if anyone needs a kitty fix.
We can never have too many kitties.
Why should we believe you, and why should we care?
NTodd, Fucking Pussy
Did I ask you to? Go spout off to the rest of your little group, ass wipe
To happiness, endlessly. I wonder if
Anyone looked at me, forty years back,
And thought, That'll be the life:
No God any more, or sweating in the dark
Based on my science-y analysis of the probabilities (help me out here, sallyh) I predict you will in fact be named the new Ms NYU employee.
flory
Maybe, but there was that...misunderstanding in Georgia a few years back. I never did find my shoes...
Thee caption for the fish should be "Oh God no..."
EkCenTriK
"God, NO!"
Much better name to avoid confusion between the artiste and Geoffrey the trooooool.
4Legs--they don't understand the purpose of the science, and they don't want to.
Yea, they are muy estupido.
A great many who saw the combat these Tr0oLz seem so in awe of--at a distance, of course--tend not to talk much about it. I know nothing of my father's BotB service, for instance, except that he was there, and I got that from my mother.
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none of them talk about it, except with other people who were there. when i was a kid, my best friend's father was a wwii vet. i don't know why he waited so long to have a kid. he was in the mediterranean from '42 to '45. we used to ask him about it, because we had seen all the wwii movies, and it sounded pretty interesting. all he ever said was "we marched acrost africa and up it'ly".
Why should we believe you, and why should we care?
NTodd
I'll bring that up whenever you post
The Troll Short Bus™ is here. *honk honk* Time to go now!
NTodd--how're NTodd's Pa and NTodd's Pa's Wife doing with the kids?
They did well, so I expect they will again starting Sunday.
Mostly NTodd's Pa stayed overnight this week because Mex still doesn't do the "personal space" thing well, 'specially with his paws, and NTodd Pa's Wife is quite leery of getting scratched in the throat area since she's going in for thyroid surgery Monday. But he's taken them in to the pack, which is good.
Sam is still afraid of people (other than Daddy and Mommy-the-Abandoner), so he hides for the most part when they sit.
Oh oh, grammar police.
Wait
Oh oh grammar police
no
um
Oh! damn. Its da Grammer Fuzz.
There's a line in Shopgirl - Steve Martin asks Claire Danes whether she has a good relationship with her father. She pauses and then says he doesn't talk much. Then adds, since Vietnam.
Did you know Walter Neff almost starred in "Sunset Blvd"? (via imdb.com)
Montgomery Clift, signed to play the part of Joe Gillis, broke his contract just two weeks prior to the start of shooting. Billy Wilder quickly offered the role to Fred MacMurray, who turned it down because he didn't want to play a gigolo. Marlon Brando was considered, but the producers thought he was too much of an unknown as a film actor. Gene Kelly was then approached, but MGM refused to loan him out. Reluctantly, Wilder met with William Holden, whose films to that time had not impressed Wilder. They eventually worked together on several films and became longtime friends.
And here's why I'll always love Billy Wilder:
Upon seeing the film at a star-studded preview screening at Paramount, MGM studio head Louis B. Mayer screamed at Wilder that he should be tarred, feathered and horse-whipped for bringing his profession into such disrepute. Wilder's response was a terse, "Fuck you."
troll, what happened?
About hell and that, or having to hide
What you think of the priest. He
And his lot will all go down the long slide
Like free bloody birds. And immediately
They're all insane.
four legs good, how does your winger friend feel about talking to centaur?
Really if the technology existed at this time to replace damaged body parts, I (and I suspect this is true of the wingers) would be in line for them if the parts could keep you from dying.
It's not much different then surgery. No one in their right mind (except for the rich ladies in Palm Springs who have their bi-annual face and body lifts) would undergo the torture. But if it's that or die, the choice is very simple.
NTodd--Sam is such a total pussy. Best wishes to NTodd's Pa's Wife for her surgery on Monday. Hope all goes well.
Why should we believe you, and why should we care?
NTodd, Fucking Pussy
Did I ask you to? Go spout off to the rest of your little group, ass wipe
Who the fuck cares if you asked me? This is a rather public forum, dickweed, and you're spouting off. But you can't answer me, which says a lot...
Dammit!!! What's the weather like in your neck of the woods. It's f***king freezing at the beach!
It was 62 degrees today at the beach. What's scary is that beach was Coney Island.
Was there a nuclear meltdown at the power plant in your town?
troll, what happened?
about what?
I'm not claiming anything, dickweed. It's a fact. And I apprecaite the fact that you "know" people from WW2. Wow. I guess you did your time, hero. I salute you.
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i never served in the armed forces. don't know where you got that idea.
Geoffy Burnham the Vanguard Employee gets a ticket for speeding.
damn meth freaks, doing 85 in a 65 mph zone.
why are trolls so stupid?
Why should we believe you, and why should we care?
NTodd
I'll bring that up whenever you post
Go ahead. I've been here posting under the same name for 3 years. I've met many of the people here. I'm not anonymous. I'd say I have a biiiiiiit more cred than you, fuckwit.
RATHER THAN WORDS COMES THE THOUGHT OF HIGH
WINDOWS;
THE SUN COMREHENDING GLASS,
AND BEYOND IT, THE DEEP BLUE AIR, THAT SHOWS
NOTHING, AND IS NOWHERE, AND IS ENDLESS.
doug--the idea is to grow organs from cell lines. Right now we're trying to ascertain what the mechanisms for differentiation are and when they occur. It has nothing to do with hybridizing multiple species.
Who the fuck cares if you asked me? This is a rather public forum, dickweed, and you're spouting off. But you can't answer me, which says a lot...
NTodd, Fucking Pussy
Was there a nuclear meltdown at the power plant in your town?
"I got better."
Oh, NTodd:
One of Zapette's sisters went to school in Bennington.
I'd say I have a biiiiiiit more cred than you, fuckwit.
Well, let's just say that I believe that *you* believe what you're saying.
I'm not claiming anything, dickweed. It's a fact. And I apprecaite the fact that you "know" people from WW2. Wow. I guess you did your time, hero. I salute you.
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i never served in the armed forces. don't know where you got that idea.
Olaf glad and big
sarcasm, dude. learn it.
the idea is to grow organs from cell lines. Right now we're trying to ascertain what the mechanisms for differentiation are and when they occur. It has nothing to do with hybridizing multiple species.
For that you still need a clean line of stem cells, unless someone has found a way to undifferentiate cell.
Satchel--cutie!
Doug--that's one of the mechanisms being studied right now.
This, from last night, still fucking cracks me up.
Well, let's just say that I believe that *you* believe what you're saying.
That alone is enough to differentiate him from the trolls.
My father in law was at Guadalcanal. Never speaks of it.
My grandmother's brother fought in the Pacific. A really funny guy. He never would talk about his experiences, but he never got over his intense hatred of "the japs."
I also had a friend in college whose father was interned in a Japanese internment camp. He wouldn't talk about that, either.
Every thread gets hijacked...
Doug--as for usable stem cell lines, there aren't enough, and most of them are still contaminated.
One of Zapette's sisters went to school in Bennington.
I almost went there. But at the time, it was the most expensive private school in the US, slightly more expensive than Colby, and I was a bit turned off by the washing machine sculpture I saw on the quad. Plus Colby's architecture struck me as more college-esque.
Well, let's just say that I believe that *you* believe what you're saying.
I'd believe what I'm saying if I knew what I was saying.
Well, owl tell ya what.
Make that who...
that's one of the mechanisms being studied right now
Undifferentiate cells? I had not heard that.
NTodd--you know that pretty soon Sam will forget about Mommy the Abandoner.
doug--the idea is to grow organs from cell lines
How long to produce a Wurlitzer from scratch?
Well, let's just say that I believe that *you* believe what you're saying.
That alone is enough to differentiate him from the trolls.
That, and my narcissism.
My beagle.
That's a freaking cute dog.
Seriously cute. I love beagles.
I'm not claiming anything, dickweed. It's a fact.
Dear Penthouse...
Jeff--depends. Do you need to grow the trees from seed?
The Troll Short Bus™ is here. *honk honk*
I think we're all bozos on this bus
MUSIC AGAIN AND ALWAYS!
LET YOUR VERSE BE A WINGED LIVING THING
FLEEING, WE FEEL, FROM A SOUL IN FLIGHT
TOWARDS OTHER SKIES, TO OTHER LOVES.
LET YOUR VERSE BE SHEER GOOD LUCK
SCATTERED IN THE CRISP GUSTS OF MORNING WIND
THAT ARRIVE BREATHING MINT AND THYME....
AND ALL THE REST IS JUST LITERATURE.
Doug--undifferentiated cells are being examined. A lot of biochemistry is being done to determine what precursors are in place and what signals need to occur, etc.
sallyh - ghandi dancer says thank you.
he is cute, and a good dog.
Well, owl tell ya what.
Make that who...
Doozer
Very wise....
you know that pretty soon Sam will forget about Mommy the Abandoner.
I read in Science mag about 20 years ago that cats have a 6-month memory lifespan...
sarcasm, dude. learn it.
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i'm fairly well ejumicated (i can even cipher). that isn't sarcasm.
"That alone is enough to differentiate him from the trolls."
That, and my narcissism.
The two things that differentiate you from the trolls - you're belief in what you say, your narcissism, and you're pantlessn--- THREE! THREE things!
I don't see why the troll is obsessing about service. In spite of the Hollywood movies about war, there's nothing glorious about seeing (and possibly making some your self) dead bodies. They stink and attract flies if they are not put into a body bag quickly enough.
The injured vetrans that come home is a whole other question. They have maybe gotten the worse part of the deal. Many do not totally recover, and still have to try to live their life that way from then on.
,i>Montgomery Clift, signed to play the part of Joe Gillis, broke his contract just two weeks prior to the start of shooting.
Cameron Crowe's "Converstations With Wilder" book is pretty interesting. Outside of the odd interview where Wilder contradicted an earlier story he told (he was, after all, in his nineties), the book is fun. Wilder says, in the book, that Clift passed on the role in "Sunset Boulevard" at the last minute because he was involved with an older woman, and seemed to be afraid that the press would see too many similarities between real life and the movies.
Watched "Stalag 17," "Sunset Boulevard" and "Bridge On the River Kwai" today; Holden at his cynical best. Great stuff for an old movie junkie like myself.
NTodd,
Email where you will be in town. I will make an effort to come and see ya..
Good night, all.
Enjoy some cats.
Jeff--depends. Do you need to grow the trees from seed?
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
I've got some date palms just sprouting and some kaffir limes as well. Which shouldn't be confused with Kufr the troll that will be the test case for the online harassment law.
undifferentiated cells are being examined. A lot of biochemistry is being done to determine what precursors are in place and what signals need to occur, etc.
OK, you scared me for a moment about using differentiated cells. That's much more advanced than I thought our science was capable of now.
Beauty is truth, truth beauty.
False.
Has a differentiated cell lost something or gained something?
In theory, I'm #1000!
Woo hoo!!!
here's just one funny thing. my best friend's father who marched all acrost sfrica and up it'ly. if you were to ask him what kind of people live in it'ly, he would tell you with a perfectly straight face . . . "eyetalians". that's kind of a baltimore thing though. not really a wwii veteran thing.
differentiated cell lost something or gained something?
Sallyh would be able to answer this better, but I'll take a swing.
It's a question of re-ordering celluar and genetic information to a different information state. Much like trying to unscramble an egg.
When they come to take you down when they bring that wagon ’round
When they come to call on you and drag your poor body down
Just one thing I ask of you, just one thing for me
Please forget you know my name, my darling sugaree
Shake it, shake it sugaree, just don’t tell them that you know me
Shake it, shake it sugaree, just don’t tell them that you know me
You thought you was the cool fool and never could do no wrong
Had everything sewed up tight. how come you lay awake all night long
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