now to read the post.
her eyes |
02.04.06 - 3:06 pm | #
I've got some exciting news! In an e-mail entitled "Your ejaculation will remind you of bubbling fountains," I learned that:
She wi1l cum only from seeing you cum with Spermamax.
Imagine what could happen if the kings weren’t able to father.
Now there wouldn’t be anyone to rule the world.
And the civilization would have died many centuries ago.
Maybe they used herbs that are enclosed
in Spermamax and thus had no problems with fertility function.
Maybe this can be a way out for you too.
Phila |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:06 pm | #
Why is the mountain lion dressed up like an Australian? Has Rupert Murdoch bought the Department of Homeland Security?
The Kenosha Kid |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:07 pm | #
Spermamax?
Sounds like a new theater sound system.
watertiger |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:07 pm | #
Uh, given the exploits of the skanky Bush twins, are they really sure they want to go down this road?
Also, I managed to babyblog at the homepage, but if Blogger's now fixed, maybe I shouldn't break my arm patting myself on the back.
NYMary |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:09 pm | #
Sounds like a new theater sound system.
watertiger
I just like the idea that if kings hadn't used Spermamax, we'd have no one to rule the world...a nice confluence of two male fantasies, there.
Phila |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:10 pm | #
Is it OK now?
Prior Aelred |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:10 pm | #
Also, I managed to babyblog at the homepage, but if Blogger's now fixed,
maybe I shouldn't break my arm patting myself on the back.
NYMary | Email | Homepage | 02.04.06 - 3:09 pm | #
I'm gonna go look -- you guys
better be here when I get back!
steve simels |
02.04.06 - 3:11 pm | #
I guess if peasants hadn't used the herbs enclosed in Spermamax, we'd have no one to do shit labor and fight wars of choice.
Phila |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:11 pm | #
Your ejaculation will remind you of bubbling fountains
...and you should seek immediate medical attention.
Speaking of the ad that dare not speak its name, Aravosis linked to a pretty funny trailer you can watch here for that smash hit Brokeback To The Future. It's pretty funny.
JeffCO |
02.04.06 - 3:11 pm | #
Lovely fucking people. But, see...I was told by a winger that since we "burned our bridges" by "attack Mrs. Alito", the gloves have come off...
NTodd, Land Shark |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:12 pm | #
This is Flabellina expotata releasing its egg ribbon
Phila, on your blog the picture referenced by the above text seems to be on a wooly coat sleeve. Is it sitting on your arm? Bubbly!
doug, *strange* |
02.04.06 - 3:13 pm | #
NYMary:
Awwwww..........
steve simels |
02.04.06 - 3:13 pm | #
the gloves have come off...
Geez, when did the republicans have them on??? Swift boats were civil?
simels,
You asked below about the Stones playing the Superbowl: it's ironic for a number of reasons, but I read yesterday that the organizers are really pissed at them. Unlike that nice Sir Paul from last year, who submitted his set list early and rehearsed a lot so the tech crew could get things down, theose nasty Stones apparently think they can just show up and play!
Their reps from the 60's have a loooong shadow.
NYMary |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:14 pm | #
Ted Kennedy ripped off Mrs. Alito's head and ate it for dinner. It was gripping television.
Atrios |
02.04.06 - 3:14 pm | #
the Bush twins are, apparently, above reproach.
watertiger |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:14 pm | #
I was told by a winger that since we "burned
our bridges" by "attack Mrs. Alito", the gloves have come off...
NTodd, Land Shark | Email | Homepage | 02.04.06 - 3:12 pm | #
the Bush twins are, apparently, above reproach. but still skanky.
doug, *strange* |
02.04.06 - 3:15 pm | #
Ted Kennedy ripped off Mrs. Alito's head and ate it for dinner. It was gripping television.
I especially liked the way the blood spurted from her neck in a high arc. And with no special effects!
watertiger |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:15 pm | #
Ted Kennedy ripped off Mrs. Alito's head and ate it for dinner. It was gripping television.
Then he wiped his mouth with her butt-ugly suit.
NYMary |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:15 pm | #
though, lest we forget, her name is "Mrs./Ms. (?)Bomgardner."
Atrios |
02.04.06 - 3:15 pm | #
"the gloves have come off...
Geez, when did the republicans have them on??? Swift boats were civil?"
I wish they would use the gloves, these Republicans are the types that never flush and never wash their hands after a trip to the restroom.
EkCenTriK |
02.04.06 - 3:16 pm | #
No boundaries. Still.
Rage Time |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:16 pm | #
Then he wiped his mouth with her butt-ugly suit.
Would it be irony if he cried about it later?
Mark |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:16 pm | #
Then he wiped his mouth with her butt-ugly suit.
And then he used her as a sofa cushion for his postprandial glass of port.
watertiger |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:16 pm | #
theose nasty Stones
apparently think they can just show up and play!
Their reps from the 60's have a loooong shadow.
NYMary | Email | Homepage | 02.04.06 - 3:14 pm | #
Wow.
I'm a lapsed Stones fan, but
I guess I'm gonna have to watch.
Geriatric bad boys rule!!!!
steve simels |
02.04.06 - 3:17 pm | #
Hey, daughters get blamed for everything, especially first born daughters.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:17 pm | #
Maybe someone should get word to the Republican wives. Your husband is raking in the graft, isn't about time you get some serious clothes. Or do you actually like that style?
EkCenTriK |
02.04.06 - 3:17 pm | #
and Jenna and not Jenna
who are supposed to be helping out third world children and are sucking margies and face in every bar on the east coast
Liars for Bush |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:18 pm | #
Your husband is raking in the graft, isn't about time you get some serious clothes.
I felt better after I figured out that it was a costume. She wasn't going to be one of those Nancy Reagan Republicans, all bones and Chanel. No, she's a Jersey Girl, with all the bad taste that the moniker imples.
NYMary |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:19 pm | #
I especially liked the way the blood spurted from her neck in a high arc. And with no special effects!
watertiger
It reminded me of the Penguin fight from "Scott of the Sahara," only real!
Phila |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:19 pm | #
Strange that the Stones are playing at an event in the heart of Motown. I'd have thought there would be an entirely different line-up.
According to Joseph Campbell, that is the way of things throughout history.
JeffCO |
02.04.06 - 3:19 pm | #
Ted Kennedy ripped off Mrs. Alito's head and ate it for dinner. It was gripping television.
In Ted's defense, she shouldn't have worn the Snickers blouse.
Attaturk |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:19 pm | #
So, this girl has done something that Bush twins were busted for and that's smearworthy? Self awareness is not a strength on the right. If I was the Democrat I would say, "Why are we wasting the government's time and money on laws that are unenforceable? Let's talk about how my opponet tried to take a handgun on an airplane. What was he going to do? Hijack an airplane. Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe Congressman Hostelter is a terrorist."
Throw shit at me? I throw it right back at ya.
phinky |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:19 pm | #
I'm an unregenerate Stalinist who worships Satan, and even I thought he went too far.
I thought you were a Taurus.
watertiger |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:19 pm | #
who are supposed to be helping out third world children and are sucking margies and face in every bar on the east coast
Hey, some of those bartenders and coke dealers are undoubtedly underprivileged.
NYMary |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:20 pm | #
I thought you were a Taurus.
watertiger
No way, baby...Sagg all the way! Whatever that means.
Phila |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:20 pm | #
I was told by a winger that since we "burned
our bridges" by "attack Mrs. Alito", the gloves have come off...
NTodd, Land Shark | Email | Homepage | 02.04.06 - 3:12 pm | #
WTF?
Yeah, that was pretty much my reaction. I observed that Rush _et al_ called Chelsea a 'dog' and such, and the guy's response: "Well, *I* didn't call her a 'dog'..." Yeah, right, fucker.
NTodd, Land Shark |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:21 pm | #
steve,
As far as I can see, this is the real thread.
NYMary |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:21 pm | #
EkCenTrik--Watertiger has graciously offered her time and talents in service of getting Republican women to dress better, but they don't seem to listen.
Le sigh.
At least she got Camilla to switch to nude hose during the day.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:21 pm | #
"Well, *I* didn't call her a 'dog'..." Yeah, right, fucker.
NTodd, Land Shark
See, they're all individuals, while we're an undifferentiated collectivist mass.
Phila |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:22 pm | #
Oh mayne, if they want to talk about slutty, hard drinking daughters, have I got a couple of bitches to talk about...
They're twins, and everything.
Tena |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:22 pm | #
though, lest we forget, her name is "Mrs./Ms. (?)Bomgardner."
To preserve her name recognitian in the Librarian circles.
Something comforting about the posts disappearing. I almost never use the word "cunt" but I did this a.m. That post is gone, thank goodness.
ql in ny |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:22 pm | #
See, they're all individuals, while we're an undifferentiated collectivist mass.
Hey, some of those bartenders and coke dealers are undoubtedly underprivileged
and those little African children the girls & their maternal unit employed for their photo ops were given adequate recompense - autographed copies of Bar Bush's autobiography.
watertiger |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:23 pm | #
A teenager?
Who drinks alcohol?
What's next, entire white high schools of stoners who fuck eachother at parties in parentally abandoned houses on weekends and who enjoy freedom from the police scrutiny a black high school a few miles away gets for wearing certain colors? Not that we have direct personal experience with this...
Maybe we should make the alcohol illegal. Surely nothing could go wrong with that...
kei & yuri |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:23 pm | #
" but they don't seem to listen.
Le sigh."
Tis a shame, might get them away from those little faux pas when introduced as Senator or Judge SuchandSuch and His Chaise Lounge.
EkCenTriK |
02.04.06 - 3:23 pm | #
As far as I can see, this is the real thread.
NYMary | Email | Homepage | 02.04.06 - 3:21 pm | #
Thank god.
I have several essays to post
here that are so brilliant I'd
hate to have them lost to a
glitch.....
steve simels |
02.04.06 - 3:24 pm | #
If anyone has a good yellow curry recipe , please email me at sallyh@lhelmerich.com
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:24 pm | #
See, they're all individuals, while we're an undifferentiated collectivist mass.
Did I say that? I can't tell anymore.
JeffCO |
02.04.06 - 3:24 pm | #
Course the ladies look more like the Family Room Recliner usually.
EkCenTriK |
02.04.06 - 3:24 pm | #
Something comforting about the posts disappearing. I almost never use the word "cunt" but I did this a.m. That post is gone, thank goodness.
ql in ny
and those little African children the girls & their maternal unit employed for their photo ops were given adequate recompense - autographed copies of Bar Bush's autobiography.
And a shiny penny each!
NYMary |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:25 pm | #
Ted Kennedy ripped off Mrs. Alito's head and ate it for dinner. It was gripping television.
I heard it was the confirmation of Alito to the SC that officially ended the Civil Rights Era and killed Coretta Scott King.
Fake NTodd |
02.04.06 - 3:25 pm | #
Will all the Republicans who aren't pure evil please step forward?
Seraphiel |
02.04.06 - 3:25 pm | #
and those little African children the girls & their maternal unit employed for their photo ops were given adequate recompense - autographed copies of Bar Bush's autobiography.
Which they can't read.
-^..^=
phinky |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:25 pm | #
I almost never use the
word "cunt" but I did this a.m. That post is gone, thank goodness.
ql in ny | Email | Homepage | 02.04.06 - 3:22 pm | #
Saw it!
You're so busted!
steve simels |
02.04.06 - 3:25 pm | #
Well if the gloves are really off, as the fascisti have claimed
then the bush-cunts' behavior is fair game...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar (aka |
02.04.06 - 3:25 pm | #
Hey, aren't there pics of Jenna doing the butt dance somewhere?
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:25 pm | #
And a shiny penny each! -NYMary
When you get a penny from a chum, don't just buy some bubble gum! Put it in your cap! Put it in your cap! When you find a nickel in the snow, don't just blow it on a picture show! Put it in your cap! Put it in your cap!
JeffCO |
02.04.06 - 3:26 pm | #
I do worry about just how low political discourse is going to go. There is no doubt there is a crudeness creeping into the public realm. Maybe creeping is the wrong word. More like galloping.
ql in ny |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:26 pm | #
Hey, aren't there pics of Jenna doing the butt dance somewhere?
I've stumbled across a few very skanky picts of those two, but I won't bother to search for them or advise you to do so either.
doug, *strange* |
02.04.06 - 3:26 pm | #
Via RW, Susie Bright on neocon sexual hypocrisy.
kei & yuri |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:26 pm | #
NTodd, please check your mail.
The Kenosha Kid |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:26 pm | #
then the bush-cunts' behavior is fair game...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar (aka | Email | 02.04.06 - 3:25 pm | #
Kiss your mother with that mouth?
steve simels |
02.04.06 - 3:27 pm | #
Can you hear me now?
Zap Rowsdower |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:27 pm | #
As far as taking the gloves off, when mAnn Coulter suggested poisoning Justice Stevens, I think any pretense of decorum was stripped away once and for all. I consider everything wide open.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:27 pm | #
I keep forgetting that.
NYMary
Sure. Ted Kennedy only takes action when directed to do so by the liberal hive-mind. He's basically a golem, and the embodiment of our deepest desires.
Phila |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:27 pm | #
Well, spasms have stopped, so back to work!
Enjoy the babyblogging at homepage!
NYMary |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:28 pm | #
See, they're all individuals, while we're an undifferentiated collectivist mass.
The great thing about being us is that I already knew you were going to post that, since we're all part of the Liberal Borg.
NTodd, Land Shark |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:28 pm | #
ql in ny
Crudeness is not what bothers me, it is the view that it is a substitute for content. Similar to Reality TV replacing real creativity.
EkCenTriK |
02.04.06 - 3:28 pm | #
Washington - The perjury trial of Vice President Dick Cheney's former chief of staff won't begin until January 2007, after the midterm congressional elections, in timing that Democrats consider favorable to Republicans.
U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton on Friday set Jan. 8, 2007 for jury selection in the trial of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, the former top White House aide charged with lying to investigators and a grand jury in the CIA leak inquiry.
Walton, appointed to the court by President Bush, said he had wanted to start the trial in September but agreed to push the date back when one of Libby's lawyers had a scheduling conflict. Nonsense!
Democrats had hoped Libby's trial would be held before the November elections to help bolster their attacks on Republican congressional candidates over the CIA leak investigation, the bribery scandal involving former lobbyist Jack Abramoff and Bush's domestic spying program.
Judge Reggie Walton seems to be the go-to guy whenever the Bush administration gets into legal trouble. The Evil Bush empire has even corrupted our legal system!
Bugs |
02.04.06 - 3:28 pm | #
Can you hear me now?
No, I have a banana in my ear.
NYMary |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:28 pm | #
Sallyh - please refrain from using the term 'wide open' in reference to Ms. Coulter. Some of us are eating lunch. Thank you.
JeffCO |
02.04.06 - 3:28 pm | #
You're so busted!
steve simels
Does that mean I get sent to bed without my dinner?
ql in ny |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:28 pm | #
I do worry about just how low political discourse is going to go. There is no doubt
there is a crudeness creeping into the public realm. Maybe creeping is the wrong
word. More like galloping.
ql in ny | Email | Homepage | 02.04.06 - 3:26 pm | #
In all seriousness, I say not
a moment too soon.
steve simels |
02.04.06 - 3:29 pm | #
doug--they're useful for a reminder of what good Christian girls the Bushes raised.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:29 pm | #
From, of all places, the diaphanous Xymphora, although it reads like a DR piece. Big trucks are top heavy roll over easily. Not everybody who drives them knows how. Cell phones are bad on the highway.
,,
Don't talk and drive
From a report from WLEX in Lexington, Kentucky:
"A Letcher County woman suffered a horrible injury early Thursday when her arm was severed in a car crash on the Mountain Parkway in Clark County.
Jacqueline Dotson and her six-year-old daughter had to be cut out of their vehicle after the accident in which Dotson veered into the median and over-corrected, rolling her truck over the guardrail and landing upside down after flipping several times."
and (my emphasis):
"Her arm was found near the accident still clutching a cell phone."
"
kei & yuri |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:29 pm | #
I think any pretense of decorum was stripped away once and for all. I consider everything wide open.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
I considered everything wide open after Bush stole two elections, allowed 9/11 to happen, launched two failed wars, posed with a guitar while an American city drowned, and gutted the Constitution.
Phila |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:29 pm | #
argued for the right of individuals to own nuclear weapons
Hey, that's a great idea. Would that be the heavy type, or the easily tossable football-shaped ones?
Lime Rickey |
02.04.06 - 3:29 pm | #
thugs know that even the sheep reject most of their policies so the evil pricks exploit the scumpeddlers to give the sheep a reason to vote their way.
focus |
02.04.06 - 3:30 pm | #
"I considered everything wide open after Bush stole two elections, allowed 9/11 to happe"
Don't forget allowing dissent and honest questions to be defined as traitorous and un-American.
EkCenTriK |
02.04.06 - 3:31 pm | #
My daughters. I don't have a blog, so I just put them up on my band's site...
I can no see the peecture of the chingando cabron Phelps, but I deed see a peecture of some gay, Australian tour-guide gato...
What the fuck ees up weeth that, eh?
I do worry about just how low political discourse is going to go. There is no doubt there is a crudeness creeping into the public realm. Maybe creeping is the wrong word. More like galloping.
ql in ny
Right wing radio has been on the brink of going on full Rwanda dj mode for a while now. I don't know what will happen if they actually try it. That's what worries me most about events like the church burnings. Cry out we're being victimized and attack.
That f@#king dollar coin guy |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:52 pm | #
What needs to happen with shit like this: male friends of the daughter go out and find Josh Claybourn, and beat the holy fucking living shit out of him. And while they're beating the holy fucking living shit out of him, they need to repeatedly whine about how much they hate having to engage in "politics of beating the holy fucking living shit out of him", but since he's demonstrated that he's a shitheel, it's relevant and they have no choice.
After a few of these prancing, preening pussies bleed a few liters of blood for their sins, we'll see a lot less of it.
Back in my day, this guy's legs would have already been broken by guys who were friends of mine - and I would have never known about it until it was done. Things can only get to this pass because the asshole intervention has been too long delayed. It's time to revive it, with a vengeance.
Jennifer |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:57 pm | #
I considered everything wide open after Bush stole two elections, allowed 9/11 to happen, launched two failed wars, posed with a guitar while an American city drowned, and gutted the Constitution.
Phil
Works for me.
Tena |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 3:59 pm | #
You gotta love Phelps - he is as fucked up crazy as a chameleon on a kilt and an equal-opportunity hater.
I think Phelps should be on the front page of every newspaper at least once a week. Just as a friendly reminder of the batshit crazy motherfuckers we're up against.
Tena |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 4:03 pm | #
I'm sure Josh Claybourn and his "famous friend" never drank before the age of 21.
Dave in NYC |
02.04.06 - 4:39 pm | #
Pretty wankerific.
I think the word is "wankletastic".
geor3ge |
Homepage |
02.04.06 - 4:42 pm | #
Don't if anybody's still here, but as a mom with a daughter on facebook I know the only way to access it is if you have a college email account. How did this clown get on there?
lholt |
02.04.06 - 4:57 pm | #
If somebody wants to do some digging, Joshua Clayborne once wrote in the Indiana Daily Student that only Christians should be allowed to be American citizens. He's a big holier-than-thou Christian type and it is not surprising that he would stoop this low. He was in the IU gop.
sekmet |
02.04.06 - 10:55 pm | #
Claybourne graduated several years ago. Wouldn't be surprised if one of his slimy college gop buddies found the facebook. Somebody should ask Hostettler about how outraged he was when the Bush twins got caught with fake i.d's.
Looks like he made had created an entry for himself in Wikipedia.
Also he was involved with the Schiavo talking points memo that they tried to accuse Democrats of fabricating. He seems to be a real slime bag.
sekmet |
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