I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
As Attaturk said: Delicious!
I'm glad Atrios is posting so much...I can't remember the last time I got in first.
Go for three, man!
I wonder if anything will become of this? None the less, it is delicious.
Jeebus loves you, this I know.
four
Could you tell me where "Jeebus" comes from?
That would be just too sweet, seeing the Starr fall from the sky...
and Bob Barr is against the overthrow of our constitution! it's a twofer:
'Barr answered in the affirmative. "Do we truly remain a society that believes that . . . every president must abide by the law of this country?" he posed. "I, as a conservative, say yes. I hope you as conservatives say yes."
But nobody said anything in the deathly quiet audience.'
ok, i cannot count
From the thread below.
I hate when that happens.
Uncle Smokes
I got one. I got one. Old SNL skit with Billy Crystal.
What do I win?
If I had to choose: I would pick disembowlment, but disbarring works too.
Echidne, Homer Simpson. "Save me, Jebus!"
Could you tell me where "Jeebus" comes from?
Echidne of the snakes
here's what The Urban Dictionary has on the subject.
Zappa is where I first heard it.
Watcha getting excited about? If they're not lying about something, then they believe they're not trying.
Paraphrasing Ike, "If they accidently told the truth, they'd have to lie twice to get the taste out of their mouths."
I'm not sure which religion this comeuppance validates, but whoever made the prayers, or the burnt offerings or paid off the high priests or whatever and I mean whatever, you have my deepest thanks.
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As I noted below, the Board of Trustees of Pepperdine might take issue with their Law School Dean doing something so clearly illegal.
Good morning, moonbats! (At least it's still morning for ten more minutes!)
This is delicious. Poetic justice, as they say in literary circles.
Quentin
Worship Ba'al.
IOKIYTTICBHHSITWH.
I'll let you try to figure that one out.
SWEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that wouldn't be Judge Starr? defender of the faith, the pillar of morality, the guardian of legal ethics...
i suggest an aggressive Investigation.
Thanks about the Jeebus. Interesting.
Thank you, Chuy!
and Bob Barr is against the overthrow of our constitution! it's a twofer:
'Barr answered in the affirmative. "Do we truly remain a society that believes that . . . every president must abide by the law of this country?" he posed. "I, as a conservative, say yes. I hope you as conservatives say yes."
But nobody said anything in the deathly quiet audience.'
Ruth
Wow. Things like this actually give me hope.
These creatures really do think that they are entitled to do anything they want to, don't they?
The other irony is that Ken Starr committed this act in an attempt to do something decent, trying to get someone off death row.
He will probably just say "fuck it, I'm going back to being evil".
After he is disbarred.
Suborning Perjury is encouraging someone to lie under oath, i.e. a false affidavit.
Clinton was accused of doing with in regard to an Affidavit from Monica, in addition to a perjury charge.
Ah, they don't have trustees. They have a Board of Regents.
IOKIYTTICBHHSITWH.
It's Okay if You Try To Impeace Clinton Because He Had Sex In The White House.
Do I win a prize? How about one of your fabulous pies? I'll take key lime, please.
watertiger,
I give up.
I know I'm stuck on this, but....
But seriously, how come the mofo's that put our servicepeople in harm's way can get out of paying for their care and recovery after they're blown to bits?
These cretins think they own the law. That's why it's up for sale to the highest bidder.
DWD, reading the book, impressed. As you say, it's principle we need, even tho seems this cabal is trying to lose it.
And for anyone interested, the book is at- http://www.acornpublishing.com/c.../
challenge.html
I prefer,
IOKTHSWAJT
It's okay to have sex with Atta J. Turk.
IOKIYTTICBHHSITWH.
It's OK If You Try To Initiate Constitutional Bukkake Holding Half-Staff In The White House?
Whoa, Vicki! You got it!
GMTA!
I'll send ya some mini pecan pies. Howsat?
Impeach, not Impeace. Geeze, Vixen. Get a grip on your typing.
What do I win?
ql in ny
A night on the town of Sioux Falls with Uncle Smokes!
We'll go to the mall a look at all the stores going out of business, and then it's off to The Royal Fork for a plateful of fried chicken, roast beef, onion rings, and lots of gravy.
Then it's back to my run-down apartment, where you'll trip over all all the crap I just can't bring myself to get rid of. I'll brew some coffee in a suspiciously seedy kitchen, and serenade you on the keyboard with a boogie woogie--all while you choke on the clouds of cigarette smoke wafting about my yellowed walls.
Truly a night to remember.
I know we have all heard enough of the bs that is going on on the hill. My question is when is the house of cards going to fall down? This corruption cannot continue. Think of the children.
Jeebus NY Mary?
Did you see that list? Art Linkletter, Janice Brown, George Foreman?
I feel less agrieved by the Board of Regents at my university, inept though they are.
OT:Does anyone know how to make a check mark on Haloscan?
The Urban Dictionary ad girl looks very healthy.
It's okay to have sex with Atta J. Turk.
IOKTHSWAJT
It's okay to have sex with Atta J. Turk.
Attaturk
But I'll settle for a link from Atrios.
Buried again. I think I'll go fry some eggplant until Atrios tuckers himself out and there's time to have a conversation again. | blerb - 11:25 am
Indeed. #18!
I'm not a dog person, for better or worse. But at times like this I truly sympathize with dogs who are dragged along at top speed during their walkies by an impatient master, and don't dare stop and sniff at interesting smells.
On the other hand, this pace is ideal for walking sharks, who supposedly die if they don't keep moving constantly. 
IOKTHSWAJT
It's okay to have sex with Atta J. Turk.
You want to have sex with Ken Starr? Kinky.
But I'll settle for a link from Atrios.
Some of us would kill for that, ami.
Could you tell me where "Jeebus" comes from?
Echidne of the snakes
Nazareth, according to legend, though where a blond guy gets to be from the Middle East is baffling to moi. But what do I know? I'm just a liberal.
Disbar Starr!
(Fucking pervert)
Truly a night to remember.
Uncle Smokes
Good lord, sounds like a night to remember. Shall we set a date. I think Mr. QL might want to tag along, but maybe not. BTW if you want to send me some of your music, I wouldn't mind. Though when DWD tried to send me some stuff, it wouldn't open.
But I'll settle for a link from Atrios.
Some of us would kill for that, ami.
watertiger
Once again, I'd prefer IOKTHSWAJT 
Did you see that list? Art Linkletter, Janice Brown, George Foreman?
Yeah, I'm not sure a letter-writing campaign would work....
I'm just curious as to what is in Ken Starr's closet, exactly.
Man must have some deep dark secrets. All the wankers do.
Ah, my first trip down Bloggity Lane in a few weeks and it appears the conservatives aren't acting in a clean and Christian manner. I'll return to my fainting couch...
It's okay to have sex with Atta J. Turk.
Attaturk
Oh god! Here come all that nipple-stiffening stuff!
Didn't they execute Morales recently?
Anyway, how are you guys enjoying the 2002 Salt Lake Olympic retrospective (aka the 2006 Torino Olympics)?
I'm almost beginning to think there is no Olympics going on in Italy, like the manned lunar landing that was alleged to have taken place on a sound stage in Houston.
As you all can probably tell, I've soured on the Olympics in recent years, with its looped commentary pretending to be spontaneous, the NBA and NHL ringers that don't even march with the rest of the team during the opening ceremonies, the commercial endorsements...
This is not your father's Olympics, that's for sure.
An advance note on this w/e's Assclowns of the Week. This is going to be a special, expanded edition featuring not ten, not twelve, but fifteen of the week's most notable assclowns. I felt that I couldn't do justice to the rampant stupidity and racism of the past week by squeezing them into ten spots. So stay tuned...
Atrios:
As I understand it from my post-Vatican II nuns, Jeebus DO love you that much -- poor guy jes don't have a hand in affairs of this ol' planet. See also the Rabbi's G-d in When Bad Things Happen to Good People. Jesus and G-d don't do good and don't do bad, and that's why breakin' levees and World Series wins and Grammys attained for mash-ups ain't governed by no Supreme Bean.
But bad people stay bad mostly and that's why we get the occasional frisson of that black magic schadenfreude and or comeuppance.
Vicki,
I'm in awe of you anagram solution skills.
HICA, ever-body!
Man, 3"-6" of snow in Gnashvegas! I'm glad I have nowhere to be, today.
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It's kind of sad when stuff like this doesn't shock you anymore.
But bad people stay bad mostly and that's why we get the occasional frisson of that black magic schadenfreude and or comeuppance.
Truly, a thought for the ages!
atta j.,
well, i'm still working toward my goal, y'see. so close, yet so far.
after that, everything's fair game!
You all realize Atrios is gonna be snowed in for like two days? So we'd better get used to his pace.
I'm not a dog person, for better or worse. But at times like this I truly sympathize with dogs who are dragged along at top speed during their walkies by an impatient master, and don't dare stop and sniff at interesting smells.
walks are for dogs...you gotta let 'em take their time...it's for them...
.
Jeffraham--looks like the snow we have in LA 
Truly a night to remember. | Uncle Smokes - 12:00 pm
Sounds delish! Just add some ganja (or hash, or qat if you've got any) and a couple of women of easy virtue, and I'm there!
DR's never had a main page link? Really?
I'm in awe of you anagram solution skills.
NYMary
[curtsies.]
Thanks. Funny thing is, I can't do a crossword puzzle to save my soul.
I'm a quirky one with the English language, I am.
DR's never had a main page link? Really?
Once. It was a thrill watching those numbers spin on the sitemeter.
watertiger,
Thanks for noting Thers's Koufax nam--we totally missed it.
Am I supposed to make him a nice dinner or something?
In NYC they are now only calling for 6-8 inches. Yesterday it was 15. I was looking forward to 20, on the assumption that the railroad would then be nonfunctional and I could take an extra day off.
nymary,
i was speeding down the list the first time through. i missed it, too.
Well, watertiger, since I've got as many hits in a year and change as you get in a week, I'll try to cope.
DR's never had a main page link? Really?
NYMary
I'm pretty sure WT got linked when Prince Charles touched the Laurabot's Orgasm button.
No, he should buy you something pretty to wear to the awards ceremony.
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Let's end the Muslim cartoon protests.
Help me spread the love of Christ to the Muslim world!
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Sounds delish! Just add some ganja (or hash, or qat if you've got any) and a couple of women of easy virtue, and I'm there!
Little Brøther |
Hey, ya gotta win first.
I'm pretty sure WT got linked when Prince Charles touched the Laurabot's Orgasm button.
Like i said, it was a thrill all around!
Thanks for noting Thers's Koufax nam--we totally missed it.
I was trying to find a list of those on the Internets yesterday, but couldn't come up with anything definitive or conclusive. Anyone have a link to the all encompassing list?
I did see that RMJ, Watertiger, Attaturk and NTodd received noms...but with this crew, I'd expected even more folks than that, since many of you have done outstanding work with your blogs.
Too, too weird!
Have you heard the one about Michael Jackson and the Pope?
Turns out, they haven't either.
On Monday, an Italian priest who runs a music label specializing in religious songs indicated that Jackson might be one of several artists to sing on a CD made up of Pope John Paul II's prayers set to music.
"It is only a hope, an idea," the Reverend Giuseppe Moscati told the Associated Press of his plans for the album, which would be released via the Edizioni Musicali Terzo Millennio label.
He said that his music industry contacts had attempted to discuss the project with Jackson, but "we haven't met him or heard from him."
As consumed as he's been with his move to Bahrain, job hunt and various outings to shopping malls, it's understandable that Jackson hasn't found the time to respond to Moscati's inquiries. (Or to finish up his Hurricane Katrina relief single. But that's entirely another matter.)
On the other hand, Jackson's failure to weigh in on his proposed participation could also be due to the fact that he "is unaware of this project," according to his spokeswoman, Raymone Bain.
"Contrary to published reports in Italy, and the United States, Michael Jackson has not participated in any discussions with the Vatican, or Edizioni Musicali Terzo Millennio, an Italian music label specializing in religious songs, to record music to Pope John Paul II's prayers," Bain stated.
"None of Mr. Jackson's authorized representatives have contacted either the Vatican, or Edizioni Musicali Terzo Millennio, regarding this proposed project."
Bain said that Jackson was contacted by the Vatican "about a year ago" about working on some music.
"Because he was in trial at the time, he was not able to focus on it," she said, referring to Jackson's child-molestation trial, which ended in June with his acquittal on all charges.
For its part, the Vatican has said it is unaware of any contact with Jackson.
Edizioni Musicali Terzo Millennio has in the past released CDs of famous actors reading poems penned by the Pope. Moscati said any musical project released by the label would have to show "respect for the greatness of John Paul."
He said he thought that the "image" created by Jackson's trial would be downplayed by including other artists in the project, but declined to name other singers in consideration.
I mean, how could you overlook such painful irony?
George Foreman? George Foreman is on the BoR of an accredited university?
ok, kids, stand back, really, this time my head is going to explode like a supernova.
Anticipation of snow appears to make many of you quite quick-witted!
Am I supposed to make him a nice dinner or something?
NYMary
In your current condition, I'm thinking the "or something." Six weeks can be a long, long time.
(Now I will go back to absolutely minding my own business.)
No, he should buy you something pretty to wear to the awards ceremony.
I'm sure we can find something appropriate at our local circus tent store.
Vicki,
go to Wampum's site: wampum.wabanaki.net
It's 29 and snowing like crazy here today.
I feel like going to the movies, even though my house is desperately crying for me to act like a housewife and clean it.
Sallyh: Jeffraham--looks like the snow we have in LA
I have to say, it's not sticking together very well. I couldn't even make a decent snowball with it. Must be too dry, and too cold.
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Prince Charles touched the Laurabot's Orgasm button.
Well, Pickles gets SO little of that, you know.
What with Condi and Chimpy going to bed so early..........
A night on the town of Sioux Falls with Uncle Smokes!
What kind of "night on the town" is this, anyway?
How do you expect to ever meet anyone if you're taking them to malls and then to that place you call "home."
Fried chicken, roast beef, onion rings, and lots of gravy is no way to impress one's future spouse, you know!
And it's about time you got rid of some of that stuff in your apartment! And cleaned your kitchen! And stopped smoking?
All I ever wanted was to be a grandmother! Is that too much to ask?
Off Topic, but anything that makes the Baby Rick Santorum cry...
http://www.weather.gov/
Now, input the United States city and state where you live and hit return.
On the new page, input your ZIP code, and you'll get what is essentially a neighborhood forecast. Bookmark that page.
THIS is what Santorum wants the National Weather Service to stop doing, at the behest of AccuWeather, a monetary contributor to his re-election fund.
He wants you to pay AccuWeather to get something already funded by your tax dollars.
'Wow. Things like this actually give me hope.
Tena '
This by the way ws at the big conservative bash where for a fee you could hear norquist say it's really the Ayrabs that are behind OKCity bombing (really, I've heard that on tape) and other such quaint redneckisms. I have real hope, these cretins have exceeded their abilities to sell snake oil.
Anticipation of snow appears to make many of you quite quick-witted!
plantsman
Giddily awaiting the proper excuse to sit at home and drink does tend to heighten the senses...
atta j.,
well, i'm still working toward my goal, y'see. so close, yet so far.
after that, everything's fair game!
watertiger
Ooooh. What Plantsman said.
In your current condition, I'm thinking the "or something." Six weeks can be a long, long time.
(Now I will go back to absolutely minding my own business.)
ql in ny
Echidne's post that started the Great Althouse War is up for bestr post, as are several of Atrios's.
The lists are at Wampum, but I think there's a fair amount of scanning and searching to see all the categories.
the Ayrabs that are behind OKCity bombing (really, I've heard that on tape)
Then Bush signed an "innocent" man's death warrant.
Oh, wait............
But Laurabot's in Sestriere gagging on the 'full-pipe'!
My mind is definitely in the gutter today. It must be remembering how proud Starr was of himself after digging through Bill's personal life. But, that 3 foot woman seems to be married to a pretty big guy. Ouch, the pictures running through my brain. Out, out.
I have real hope, these cretins have exceeded their abilities to sell snake oil.
Ruth -12:14 pm
only to the extent that the suckers on whom they so much depend have exhausted their capacity to buy it and consume it and spread it around in their effluent stream...
ql,
I'll nap today, I promise. (Mom.)
Out, out.
5'8" he is.
Closest thing I can find to a check mark is option v. Really a square root symbol.
Wow!!! It's, like, a Poetry Slam!!!
Ken Starr is surely not to blame.
Must be some low-level staffers.
Ken Starr will find these miscreants and send em upriver.
Low-level staffers are the new guys in red shirts on Star Trek.
I have real hope, these cretins have exceeded their abilities to sell snake oil.
Ruth
The law of supply and demand.. so long as people are buying...
A night on the town of Sioux Falls with Uncle Smokes!
Oooooh. Would that be THE Sioux Falls? The one I've always heard about?
Ruth:
Low-level staffers are the new guys in red shirts on Star Trek.
Nim, ham hock of liberty
They need to organize with the Al-Qaeda # 3s, Local 517.
Low-level staffers are the new guys in red shirts on Star Trek.
"Guy?!? Then what's my last name? Huh?"
I have real hope, these cretins have exceeded their abilities to sell snake oil.
If we could run our cars on snake oil, the country would be in great shape. There's a glut of it.
Oh, lord..........
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. - Airport baggage screeners found a human head with teeth, hair and skin in the luggage of a woman who said she intended to ward off evil spirits with it, authorities said Friday.
Myrlene Severe, 30, a Haitian-born permanent U.S. resident, was charged Friday with smuggling a human head into the U.S. without proper documentation.
Customs and Border Protection officials found the head Thursday, after Severe arrived at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport on a Lynx International Airlines flight from Cap Haitien, Haiti, said Barbara Gonzalez, a spokeswoman for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Miami.
"It still had teeth, hair and bits of skin and lots of dirt," Gonzalez said.
Severe told authorities she had obtained the package in Haiti for "use as a part of her voodoo beliefs," ICE Special Agent Erick Hernandez wrote in an affidavit in support of a criminal complaint.
"Severe also stated that the purpose of the package was to ward off evil spirits," Hernandez wrote.
Severe, who also was charged with failing to declare the head and transporting hazardous material in air commerce, faces a maximum of 15 years in prison if convicted of all charges, prosecutors said.
Severe remained held Friday in lieu of a $100,000 bond. She is due back in federal court March 2.
Are people awake here?
Low-level staffers are the new guys in red shirts on Star Trek
Wasn't it the guys in OCHRE shirts that always got blowed up?
I have real hope, these cretins have exceeded their abilities to sell snake oil.
"Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out."
- "I Claudius"
mena: Are people awake here?
Not sure if I qualify, but I've had a cup o' joe.
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re: Bob Barr
I have really come to respect this guy. I read his column in the AJC, and even when I disagree 100% with his conslusions on social issues, you can clearly see the principles he is trying to ennunciate.
and his stance on the warrantless wiretaps and domestic spying is something he has been blasting from the start.
even in the darkest days of tyranny some (too few) conservatives stand by the principles they have always profesed.
hugs to Bob Barr.
Well here's "good news" we've past the 'tipping point' on global warming (not a blogwhore)
mena,
Yeah, but we're mostly eastern time zone. It's you, GWPDA, and Uncle Smokes who are impressive.
Are people awake here?
mena
Kind of.
I just dragged my ass out of bed at 11.
Waiting for the snow.
Are people awake here?
Oh yes, mena, by the love of Jeebus; Oh yes!
"Wasn't it the guys in OCHRE shirts that always got blowed up?
plantsman"
I am proud to say that I really don't know.
Oooooh. Would that be THE Sioux Falls? The one I've always heard about?
Arthur J. GWPDA, LED
Jeepers, everyone is trying horn in on the action.
Are people awake here?
Shh! Some of us are even at work!
Wasn't it the guys in OCHRE shirts that always got blowed up?
That's "harvest gold" to you, buddy.
Nah, the redshirts always bought the farm first.
hugs to Bob Barr.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jaafari
Did ya think about, say, six or seven years ago, that you'd ever been saying that?
I am proud to say that I really don't know.
Oh, sure. We know you put on your pointy ears when you're feeling really naughty.
Are people awake here?
Kinda. Got home about an hour ago. Didn't get much sleep on the redeye, when I landed in BTV I had a v-mail from our CTO asking me if I could go to Phoenix on Sunday (emergency), and when I got to the house I discovered a wide swath of destruction left by Mex. Fuckshitdamnhell.
All I ever wanted was to be a grandmother! Is that too much to ask?
Smokes' Jewish Mother
But Mama, my brother has already pumped out a unit for you!
That gave me a good, long rippling laugh.
I feel good now--thanks!
I've gotta go for now.
Take care of your good selves!
---------
"I wrote a short story about my mother called 'The Castrating Zionist,' and I'm thinking about expanding it into a novel."
-- Isaac Davis (Woody Allen), Manhaattan
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[What makes "Smokes' Jewish Mother" really funny to me is that I grew up Southern Baptist (Country-Club version). They would not be amused, or rather, let's say their sense of humor was "restricted."]
That's "harvest gold" to you, buddy.
watertiger
Argh! 70's flashback!
"Guy?!? Then what's my last name? Huh?"
Sam Rockwell and Alan Rickman stole that movie.
Nah, the redshirts always bought the farm first.
watertiger
Except Scotty.
Nah, the redshirts always bought the farm first.
watertiger
Except Scotty.
*settling in next to Jeffraham, with a cup'o'caffeine*
I knew that ochre reference would provoke somebody.
"Wasn't it the guys in OCHRE shirts that always got blowed up?
You misspelled 'okra'.
I'll nap today, I promise. (Mom.)
NYMary
Sorry. I guess I'm gonna be really, really terrible when my own kids get pregnant.
BTW, Rosie's temp might spike again.
Oh, NTodd, I'm sorry. They couldn't have let you head south when you were still in that time zone?
Nim: I am proud to say that I really don't know.
I know, but I'm not tellin'... at least not until everyone here go to watertiger's site and tells me the title to the top posting.
.
You misspelled 'okra'.
NTodd, Land Shark
Sorry about your mess, sweetie. You channeling Incog here?
Well here's "good news" we've past the 'tipping point' on global warming (not a blogwhore)
Attaturk - 12:22 pm
What can save us?
I know! Newkewlar winter!!!
We must drop atomic weapons on Iran to turn back the inevitable tide global climate change...
we're so fucked...
We've got snow in the hills of east tn, big fluffy flakes, but it's 37 degrees, so they melt as soon as they hit the ground.
Vicki
don't listen to your house. They are demanding entities that will suck up every moment of your time reminding you that the back closet hasn't been cleared out in years, or that the tiles in the shower aren't gleaming. Kinda like a nasty mother-in-law made of two by fours.
Go to the movies. If the house complains, remind it just who pays the mortgage and who wants a new roof.
Nah, the redshirts always bought the farm first.
Yup. You always knew who was going to die when Kirk assigned a landing party: "Spock, Bones, Scottie and, uh...Ensign Schlobotnik..."
Wasn't the guy who had all the salt sucked out of him a blue shirted science dude?
Jeffraham ~
IWLTPYW
mena: *settling in next to Jeffraham, with a cup'o'caffeine*
I better jump in the shower if you're gonna get that close...!
.
Except Scotty.
He was too busy stressing out in the engine room.
I loves me some okra in good gumbo, and the flowers are surprisingily pretty!
They couldn't have let you head south when you were still in that time zone?
Well, it's an emergency--guy who's s'posed to go had his dad up and die on him. Actually, I was originally asked on Tuesday if I could stay and teach in LA for a week, but I had to bag because of dogsitting issues. I think I'm getting out of the Phoenix gig, though. It's a team teach, but I suggested that the customer instructor would, after a train-the-trainer session and an entire week to prep, probably could handle a 1.5 day class...
BTW, Rosie's temp might spike again.
ql in ny
==
*rolling eyes*
Star Trek lent new meaning to the term "Red Ensign"
Sorry, Commonwealth joke.
PURE EVIL
Frist Slipped Language Into Defense Bill To Protect Pharmaceutical Companies From Lawsuits...
Gannet News Service | BILL THEOBALD | Posted February 9, 2006 10:40 AM
READ MORE: Bill Frist
AP
Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist and House Speaker Dennis Hastert engineered a backroom legislative maneuver to protect pharmaceutical companies from lawsuits, say witnesses to the pre-Christmas power play.
The language was tucked into a Defense Department appropriations bill at the last minute without the approval of members of a House-Senate conference committee, say several witnesses, including a top Republican staff member.
Sorry about your mess, sweetie. You channeling Incog here?
I made soup.
But nobody said anything in the deathly quiet audience.'
Ruth
They weren't conservatives; they were fascists.
Man, JP is even more determined than I am!
when I got to the house I discovered a wide swath of destruction left by Mex. Fuckshitdamnhell.
NTodd, Land Shark 12:24 pm
it helps sometimes to remember they're only dogs...
just sayin'
The colors of the Star Trek jerseys meant something????
Vicki: IWLTPYW
But... I'm no thespian!
.
The colors of the Star Trek jerseys meant something????
mena
After they ended the practice of NHL-style line changes, yes.
The colors of the Star Trek jerseys meant something????
I'm sure they designated department or something - I never could figure it out.
I suspect someone here would have the exact breakdown.
"Oh, sure. We know you put on your pointy ears when you're feeling really naughty.
NYMary"
That's as may be, but it doesn't have anything to do with Star Trek, k?
The colors of the Star Trek jerseys meant something????
mena
Yup
loves me some okra in good gumbo, and the flowers are surprisingily pretty!
plantsman | - 12:28 pm
iirc, in yoruba (?), ochra is the 'gumbo' for which that estimable dish is named...
and gumbo's the only way i can take the stuff..
we're so fucked...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar
Hey Wood. Went and watched your movie last night. Enjoyed it, although they went over the top in a few places I thought, and didn't really offer a convincing (to me anyway) reason how and way such a grand conspiracy would be planned and executed in the first place.
My review: *** 1/2
Interesting and well done. I'm not buying the conclusion that it's about 200 billion in gold and a simple power grab without greater purpose, however.
It hints at Iraq, but doesn't conclude 9/11 was strategic prepositioning for public backing of subsequent attempts to acquire the Iraqi oil reserves. Even it is was, that strategy has failed miserably.
Absent some need to establish the infrastructure and prepositioning to inforce martial law, or an approximation of it (DHS, Federal Police Force), I don't get why any "cabal" of power elite would attempt such a thing.
Now if I thought people at the highest levels of security were advised of impending global disaster over ensuing out years, possibly linked to global warming, then something like that would make sense.
It does raise some interesting questions about the 9/11 story told or untold so far, however. Worth watching.
it helps sometimes to remember they're only dogs...
I was greeted by a turd on the dining room carpet this morning.
Damned animal. He's dumber than a gaggle of snails. He won't bark to go outside, and he refuses to go outside sometimes when it's cold.
I think I should be canonized as a saint for taking in a dumb dog.
WGG; that's hopeful too, that tolerance has been exceeded.
&
'"Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out."
- "I Claudius"
Terry C, Coldplayer'
Mudpuppies!!
PURE EVIL: BILL FRIST.
I am SO Surprised.
it helps sometimes to remember they're only dogs...
No it doesn't, at least where the mess is concerned--it's the biggest fucking mess I've ever seen made by one small animal. We'd made really good progress in January, but my fucked up travel sched has put us back to square one.
Besides my frustration, I feel really sorry for the little fella. He was being so good with my folks sitting, but he started acting out a couple days ago. Rescued from the shelter, lost his mommy, and then Daddy abandons him too. Not good. Sam's not happy, either--he pretty much stays outside for days at a time when my parents are here, and comes in when I get home.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille...
it helps sometimes to remember they're only dogs...
just sayin'
In NTodd's case, watching The Truth About Cats and Dogs and having his beloved Janeane explain how it's a sign of affection might be better. Plus, he'd be watching Janeane.
watertiger: Man, JP is even more determined than I am!
Well, I think the tape said something about, "... you mission, if you choose to accept it," but I can't be sure. It disappeared in a puff of smoke, shortly after I played it.
.
look, unless you people adopt border collies, then expect this kind of stuff.
Border collies, on the other hand, will file your tax returns for you.
Remind me to spellcheck next time.
attaj -
that article about the tipping point into serious shit kept me up until dawn.
I just kept tossing and turning, thinking of the losses we have suffered, and will sufffer. Humans, yes, but the creatures and plants of the world, so many will disappear, how can I explain this to my Godschildren, the youngest born just 3 months ago?
The I started thinking about how different things would have been if we had re-elected Carter, if Reagan had just been a bad dream, thwat we might, might have been able to slow or mitigate this disaster....
the sun was rising before I nodded off, and I woke just 4 hours later, the first thought in my mind how truly and completely fucked the human race is, and how many of Gaia's creatures we're going to take down with us.
walks are for dogs...you gotta let 'em take their time...it's for them...
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar - 12:07 pm
Just so. Let's send Master Atrios a puppy.
I had to go up against a border collie in court, and he mopped the floor with me.
WELL SHUT MY MOUTH
Did Bush Reveal The LA Terror Plot To Cover Up The Escape Of 13 Al Qaeda Convicts...
Time | BRIAN BENNETT, MATTHEW COOPER | Posted February 10, 2006 01:04 PM
READ MORE: George W. Bush
As Navy warships motored into international waters off the coast of Yemen to aid in the search for Al Qaeda escapees, President George W. Bush stood before paintings of Revolutionary War Minutemen Thursday and touted the success of international cooperation in the war on terror. In his speech to the National Guard Association in Washington, Bush revealed new details about a foiled 2002 Al Qaeda plan to use "shoe bombs" to hijack a commercial airplane and fly it into the tallest building on the West Coast — a Los Angeles skyscraper that intelligence analysts later determined was the Library Tower, now named the U.S. Bank Tower. Later in the day, counter-terrorism czar Frances Fragos Townsend told reporters that two South Asian and two Southeast Asian countries had helped arrest all four cell leaders planning the attack, which was designed as a follow up to 9/11 and originally revealed in 2003. Townsend said all four cell leaders are still in custody, although she wouldn’t specify where.
The Truth About Cats and Dogs
That is such a "Janeane" movie. It's a good one, though.
I suspect someone here would have the exact breakdown.
Almost certainly. (shudder)
Frist has that "inverted triangle head" thing going on, like Nancy Reagan. It's a sign.
I was greeted by a turd on the dining room carpet this morning.
Just one? Honey, you should see my basement, and Stef's (former) office (heehee). And all the shoes and boots. And the recycling he managed to get out of the closed bin...
QL - I was , like, ironically rolling my eyes - you got that, right? It's been the kind of week where I'd be thinking I'm so clever, so on it, why can't the rest of 'em keep up, and come to realize I maybe left out some crucial communications.....
Besides my frustration, I feel really sorry for the little fella. He was being so good with my folks sitting, but he started acting out a couple days ago. Rescued from the shelter, lost his mommy, and then Daddy abandons him too. Not good. Sam's not happy, either--he pretty much stays outside for days at a time when my parents are here, and comes in when I get home.
N, it sounds like I should come and take those boys in hand. Goodness. What they need is a Dog In Charge. Running around and acting like puppies....
"I think I should be canonized as a saint for taking in a dumb dog.
Vicki"
You don't wanna get in a "dumbest dog" contest here
Besides, Puck is too small to do serious damage. If you'd like to trade for my lab for a week, you'll learn the meaning of mayhem ^_^
I loves me George Clooney:
http://film.guardian.co.uk/
inter...1706303,00.html
In NTodd's case, watching The Truth About Cats and Dogs and having his beloved Janeane explain how it's a sign of affection might be better. Plus, he'd be watching Janeane.
She still hasn't returned my phonecalls.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille...
For years, I thought hte second line of that song was "Four hundred children."
Hell, I have to go clean: love Saturdays but the cleaning sucks.
So, here is my latest attempt to interest people.
Unsubtle bookwhore #2
Let’s see:
I am not sure how many of you know this but the creation of a novel takes about 2000 hours as nearly as I can figure. This time can be compressed or stretched over a long period. (One of my books took two years of time. Another about four months - but I worked on it constantly)
If an Atriot were to create a novel, it would have the following characteristics: I will (subtly) note where CHALLENGE fits this obligation.
» The book would be literate: well-written and respectful of literary traditions.
» The book would have a point of view that is defiantly liberal and intelligent.
» The book would not be confrontational, but thoughtful and enjoyable
» The writing would be concise (We all have jobs and stuff.)
» The story would be something we are interested in: political thought and an intelligent person’s reaction to being manipulated.
» The setting would be pleasant and, for the most part, restful.
» The characters would reflect an Atriot’s world view: intelligence and self-determination would be the hallmarks.
» The bad guys would be not too broadly drawn.
» The good guys would be good people, but within the spectrum of reality.
» The story would transport us seamlessly into an enjoyable world. A place where we wish we could be sometime.
» The characters would be empowered by their intelligence and beliefs.
This is the book YOU would write, if you had a couple of thousand hours to spare, trust me.
http://www.acornpublishing.com/c...m/
challenge.htm
"Janeane" has such a melodious, mellifluous, voice.
Wish she would read to me.
I had to go up against a border collie in court, and he mopped the floor with me.
Not surprising. Who do you think was responsible for nanotechnology?
NTodd, you're welcome to stay with me if you decide to come to Phoenix. I've got whiskey and Arthur too. Also bacon!
Did Bush Reveal The LA Terror Plot To Cover Up The Escape Of 13 Al Qaeda Convicts...
I would not believe ANYTHING he said if swore on his fucking bible and the lives of his wife, parents AND devil spawn.
He doesn't know how to tell the truth.
He lies and his enablers all swear to the lies.
but I can't be sure. It disappeared in a puff of smoke, shortly after I played it.
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Naw. You can go right back down to that photo booth and hear it again.
I see Arthur earned his LED.
Was that a New Year Honour?
Border collies, on the other hand, will file your tax returns for you.
watertiger - 12:34 pm
after having helpfully assembled them in a pile...
Good morning, all. The SPLC has written an amazing piece on anti-gay crusader Paul Cameron, which includes this great quote from Cameron:
"Marital sex tends toward the boring end. Generally, it doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does. If you isolate sexuality as something solely for one's own personal amusement, if all you want is the most satisfying orgasm you can get, then homosexuality seems too powerful to resist. The evidence is that men do a better job on men."
I don't want to shock anyone, but I think he might be a closet case.
Border collies, on the other hand, will file your tax returns for you.
watertiger
When they aren't trying to kill you. They have a vicious penchant for practical jokes.
Very energetic dogs, if you don't give them enough exercise they will destroy your house.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille...
For years, I thought hte second line of that song was "Four hundred children."
NYMary
You have NO idea how MANY people that that, Mary!
question for the moms in the house:
for a newborn infant, do you use cloth or disposable diapers? and why?
Sorry
THOUGHT that.
I'm not awake yet, as you can see.
after having helpfully assembled them in a pile...
AND gotten you more deductions than you would have on your own.
look, unless you people adopt border collies, then expect this kind of stuff.
Border collies, on the other hand, will file your tax returns for you.
Or Shar-pei. Did I mention about the Mouse?
I suspect someone here would have the exact breakdown.
watertiger
Gold is for the better-not-dispute star of the show, unless you're Asian or look like Davy Jones, then you better shut up and drive (and quit counting down, Sulu--it's so annoying).
Blue is for the ones who better know their place and not steal the show.
Red is for dead--even Scottie bought it once--unless it's a skirt, then you're at the beck and call of Kirk (pucker up, Uhura).
Greenish-blue jumpsuits are for the disenfranchised oppressed working class, stuck in the bowels of the ship, servicing the oligarchal astropolitical whims of their Federation overlords. Rise, brothers and sisters, you have nothing to lose but your bit parts!
[It's left-over chicken time. Bye again!]
I don't want to shock anyone, but I think he might be a closet case.
I wish I could quit you, phila.
I don't want to shock anyone, but I think he might be a closet case.
You think?
For years, I thought hte second line of that song was "Four hundred children."
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I was going to say something comforting to NTodd, but now I can't remember what it was.
Ah, Bill & Ted is on. Jane Weidlin is doing aerobics. That's appropriately brainless.
look, unless you people adopt border collies, then expect this kind of stuff.
Border collies, on the other hand, will file your tax returns for you.
watertiger
Yes, but mine's a bit aggressive and is going to get me audited. I can see it now, she'll have the IRS put me to sleep.
Li'l bitch.
Border collies, on the other hand, will file your tax returns for you.
watertiger
While Border Collies are fine dogs, and smart enough to file most people's tax returns, they lack that certain charisma, that loving affable dispostion; that refined beauty and breeding only a Springer Spaniel can offer.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/202...s/20287969@N00/
I don't want to shock anyone, but I think he might be a closet case.
Phila
I'm away ahead of you.
Oh, and isn't it people like HIM who are PREVENTING gay people from GETTING married?
I know you'l all be relieved to know that the cakes from last night came out fine! (Tested a little piece from the underside of each layer.)
That crazy frosting made with 4 cups of whipping cream and an ass-load of semisweet chocolate is awesome.
The eggplant spread is delicious (and I sent some of you the recipe).
And I just made parmesan crisps. They are stupidly easy and look very good.
That is all.
I think the cheap quartz clock movement, which will accurately mark time for well over a year with single AA or AAA battery, was one of the most consequential inventions of the last century.
"Marital sex tends toward the boring end. Generally, it doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does. If you isolate sexuality as something solely for one's own personal amusement, if all you want is the most satisfying orgasm you can get, then homosexuality seems too powerful to resist. The evidence is that men do a better job on men."
This is crying out for a round of "Spot the Deep-Seated Psychological Problems."
If you can find all 30, you win a cookie!
I love smoking herb.
Or Shar-pei. Did I mention about the Mouse?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | 12:40 pm
did Arthur uncover a Visitor?
Border collies, on the other hand, will file your tax returns for you.
watertiger - 12:34 pm
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But for some reason they REFUSE to collate!
Riverbend has a new post up at Bahdad Burning. Go have a look and consider this is what 'spreading freedom' Bushit wants to do to us as well.
FUCK BUSH!
Ah, Bill & Ted is on. Jane Weidlin is doing aerobics. That's appropriately brainless.
NYMary
I had such a young geek crush on Jane Wiedlin.
Didn't really like the GoGo's but liked her.
NTodd, hope you're not feeling too bad to laugh about it.
Welcome to Dumpsville
Mrs I,
Unless you have a professional diaper service, disposable. Mainly because there's no way to get your house water hot enough to really disinfect them; a service can. And if they're not washed in hot enough water, the nipper can get wicked diaper rash.
I've done it both ways, BTW.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/202...s/20287969@N00/
Ooooh, TEH CUTE!
"If you isolate sexuality as something solely for one's own personal amusement, if all you want is the most satisfying orgasm you can get"
Oh, hell, yeah.
Cuz we all KNOWS that sex is just fer makin' babies.
You're not 'sposed to enjoy it.
Cheney has activated the Weather Modification Net. There is no snow in DC.
Yeah, yeah, border collies are smart. But can they match this?
But for some reason they REFUSE to collate!
That's what secretaries are for.
I loves me George Clooney:
http://film.guardian.co.uk/ inter...1706303,00.html
Terry C, Coldplayer
It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it, right Terry?
I had such a young geek crush on Jane Wiedlin.
Along with Clare Grogan in Gregory's Girl, one of the models for my adolescence.
Southern Baptist (Country-Club version)
Unc, what's the CC version of that?
did Arthur uncover a Visitor?
Caught it, took it outside and stomped it. Done.
they lack that certain charisma, that loving affable dispostion; that refined beauty and breeding only a Springer Spaniel can offer.
The only dog I ever knew that had to be put down for attacking children was a Springer Spaniel.
And they are dumb as turnips.
While Border Collies are fine dogs, and smart enough to file most people's tax returns, they lack that certain charisma, that loving affable dispostion; that refined beauty and breeding only a Springer Spaniel can offer.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/202...s/20287969@N00/
Al Swearengen
That's nice, Al.
I'll keep my Boston Terrier.
Full Moon's a-comin', and everyone here seems to be in a pretty good mood. We should have blizzard parties more often.
Cuz we all KNOWS that sex is just fer makin' babies.
You're not 'sposed to enjoy it.
Terry C, Coldplayer
So viagra is to making babies what bovine growth hormone is to making too much milk?
[I never can saaaay goodbyyyyyee, No, no, no...]
If you can find all 30, you win a cookie!
How about the most satisfying orgasm I can get? That's a better prize.
The only dog I ever knew that had to be put down for attacking children was a Springer Spaniel.
We knew a Standard Poodle who went mad and attacked his Person - a nice Person and no history of even cross words.
Be back in a jiffy, folx... shower, bidness, etc.
.
res, how do you make parmesan crisps?
http://news.independent.co.uk/
wo...ticle344721.ece
this would be a Bobo's world post - from the Independent - Martin Anderson died in hospital in Pensacola, Florida, one day after he entered a military-style camp for young offenders run by the county sheriff.
It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it, right Terry?
Al Swearengen
I'll make that sacrifice.
Uncle Smokes - thank you so much for the clarification on the jersey colors. It's been filed.
But can they match this?
No, GWPDA, they cannot.
Oh, hell, yeah. Cuz we all KNOWS that sex is just fer makin' babies. You're not 'sposed to enjoy it.
Terry C, Coldplayer
Let's face it, if it didn't feel good who would want to do it. It would soon become a chore, like doing the laundry or taking out the garbage, (although I hear it already is in some marriages).
Fux News right now -- Snit Fume has found our new enemy -- Mexico.
Generally, it doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does.
Conservatives are determined to keep the "Naughty" in sex. Without it they have no feelings at all.
It's been filed.
But where?
No personal experience myself, but if you live in a city, you can do cloth with a diaper service, and let them do the washing.
"for a newborn infant, do you use cloth or disposable diapers? and why?"
--Mrs. Ibrahim al-jaafari
I used cloth diapers for my three children.
There are so many reasons to use cloth,
--Many folks using paper don't even try to clean poop out of the diaper. therefore it goes in the landfill and breeds disease
--while the savings (because of washing and drying) might be disputable, 24 cloth diapers can last for two years, while the paper diaper needs replacing every change.
--I've read that using paper diapers leads to changing less frequently, more diaper rash
on, and on, and on.
I am (was) a firm believer in cloth diapers.
Yeah, yeah, border collies are smart. But can they match this?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Now, that's a cutie!
mena - heh. got it. For some reason NYMary talking about staying up with a sick kid brought back so many memories that I was sure I had repressed. Hence, I've been mothering poor Mary and her kids all day. Of all people. Mary, one of the most together women and the least in need of mothering I've ever met.
Anne Coulter is a Typhoid Mary of the Public Mental Health Crisis. She must be quarantined for her racist remarks and her established pattern of attempting to incite violence against Americans.
I loves me George Clooney:
http://film.guardian.co.uk/ inter...1706303,00.html
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So viagra is to making babies what bovine growth hormone is to making too much milk?
Precisely. And leads to blindness, which masturbation does not.
What's interesting about the Cameron thing to me is that I posted a while back on some wingnut who was claiming that there was some sort of equivalence between gay sex and cigarette smoking...I thought it was an isolate example of disordered thinking, but it turns out it comes from one of Cameron's studies and has gotten a lot of circulation, with some fundies screaming that gays, like cigarette packages, should have warning labels.
(I'm thinking they could say something like "Caution: Homosexual sex delivers the most satisfying orgasm you can get, and may be too powerful to resist.")
res, how do you make parmesan crisps?
Karin
Karin...Here's a recipe.
They need to cook a tad longer than she says, though (at least in my oven). Just watch them until they turn golden brown. And they come right off the parchment once they've cooled. Very easy.
That's nice, Al.
I'll keep my Boston Terrier.
Terry C, Coldplayer
Thanks Terry, I knew I could count on you... LOL...
Hey, she may be a spoiled little bitch be she's mine.
We should have blizzard parties more often.
plantsman
==
No H2O here for a change, but blinding sun and cold.
Are we serious about seeing Anne Coulter jailed for trying to incite violence against Bill Clinton?
I really wanted to do cloth the second time around, because I had all the tools (special velcro covers, etc.) But after two weeks of doing them myself, I couldn't let the kiddo suffer anymore.
Disposable now.
Precisely. And leads to blindness, which masturbation does not.
plantsman
However, you do have to wax your palms...to remove unsightly hair.
back in the Day, in ye olde hippie commune of my well-spent youth, my best friend had a Shetland sheep dog.
We used to her to herd the crawling/toddling wee bairns in a safe area while we cooked meals and cleaned house.
Worked quite well, but then she was smarter than most of the people in the commune.
Ntodd, don't give Mex too hard a time about the trashing of home, he was prbably freaked by you being gone so long, just as he was getting used to having a reliable human around. Acting out, most likely.
I'd also like to attest to the usefulness of the small Bissel carpet cleaning machines when there are cats and dogs in residence. SInce I am currently fostering a Landseer Newfoundland, I can testify they're great even for BIG jobs.
NTodd, you're welcome to stay with me if you decide to come to Phoenix. I've got whiskey and Arthur too. Also bacon!
GWPDA
Heh. When I wanted to come visit I was told all I could have was a drafty attic.
While I step away here to go get some fresh champagne and then dust, I should point out that my very, very best dusting cloth is a birdseye diaper left over from - well I was the last baby of the house and I'm nearly 104 years old. In other words, birdseye diapers last effing forever and are the softest most absorbent things in the world. Other than moss.
I just fired off an email to Dean Emeritus Ronald Phillips of Pepperdine University asking him to take action to remove Ken Starr from his position. I can heartily recommend this action to everyone here. Dean Phillips' email address is available off of the Pepperdine University faculty page.
The only dog I ever knew that had to be put down for attacking children was a Springer Spaniel.
And they are dumb as turnips.
JR
Probably the result of abuse by someone that treated it as though it was dumb as turnips.
Phila, aint that the craziest shit? Closeted, Christian gays against homosexuality.
How about that anti-abortion guy that admitted to fucking a mule on Hannity and Colmes?
Depraved Christian degerates!
"How about the most satisfying orgasm I can get? That's a better prize.
NYMary"
Sorry, I'm not an expert on the topic, like Paul Cameron. If I can't buy the prize in a box from the party store down the street, it's not available.
(I'm thinking they could say something like "Caution: Homosexual sex delivers the most satisfying orgasm you can get, and may be too powerful to resist.")
I sense a CafePress winner!
(I'm thinking they could say something like "Caution: Homosexual sex delivers the most satisfying orgasm you can get, and may be too powerful to resist.")
wasn't it Wm. F. Buckley who wanted tattoo "Faggot" or some such on gay men's butts?
But where?
NYMary
==
All of life is circular, really....
But where?
NYMary
==
All of life is circular, really....
Thanks, that's what I call an easy recipe. One ingredient.
Are we serious about seeing Anne Coulter jailed for trying to incite violence against Bill Clinton?
Balzac
I doubt it.
mer,
I completely agree, but I never could get my water hot enough to make them safe for my boy's butt. It's a case of balancing needs and principle, IMHO.
wasn't it Wm. F. Buckley who wanted tattoo "Faggot" or some such on gay men's butts?
plantsman
You'd need it in braille, too.
"Marital sex tends toward the boring end. Generally, it doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does. If you isolate sexuality as something solely for one's own personal amusement, if all you want is the most satisfying orgasm you can get, then homosexuality seems too powerful to resist. The evidence is that men do a better job on men."
Oh man, where to begin with this tripe. And after being married 35 years, I can tell you, yeah, sometimes it is just a physical release, but other times, well, let's just say, it can be lots of fun when you really know your partner and can request all sorts of naughty bits without getting embarrassed.
(Fucking pervert)
res ipsa loquitur
You rang?
Are we serious about seeing Anne Coulter jailed for trying to incite violence against Bill Clinton?
Balzac
Nah, don't waste the taxpayers' money.
Just give me and a cricket bat fifteen minutes with her.
Chocolate Proton ...
You should write the law school and/or the university board of trustees, too.
They need to be told NO MORE MONEY will be forthcoming if Dean (Porn) Starr the Prevaricator remains in his position.
Afternoon, all.
Have I missed anything egregious
since last evening?
There should be an Ntodd get-together if he has time for it here in PHX.
Oh, and for the people on the East Coast, we in AZ are not, at this point of the year, in the same time zone as California. In fact, we are never in the same time zone as California and we don't ever change our time, everyone else does. We are currently 1 hour ahead of California, but they will move up to us when Daylight Stupid Time starts.
Probably the result of abuse by someone that treated it as though it was dumb as turnips.
Al Swearengen
Nope, knew the family, they treated the dog fine. We even looked after it for 4 weeks while they were on vacation... it was pretty dumb (although we may have been prejudiced by exposure to our own dog, a perspacious GSD).
It may have been overbred. A lot of spaniel breeds have that problem with the braincase.
Yeah, yeah, border collies are smart. But can they match this?
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mmm.......mr velvet ears strikes again...big smooch
Are we serious about seeing Anne Coulter jailed for trying to incite violence against Bill Clinton?
Balzac
Anne's a case study Fee Waybill's white punks on dope syndrome, the end of which is "I'm gonna hang myself when I get enough rope."
(I'm thinking they could say something like "Caution: Homosexual sex delivers the most satisfying orgasm you can get, and may be too powerful to resist.")
I sense a CafePress winner!
NYMary
"Step One: Admit that you are powerless over sodomy, and that your life has become unmanageable."
Someone alert Wildmon and Dobson-- they can start up Former-Ex-Gays Anonymous!
[Oops...chicken's ready...now it's truly goodbye. 'Tis been a blast!]
FDluffy,
Yes, but Todd was in Minneapolis/St. Paul. Sending him back to the east coast for a day is just kind of mean.
For years, I thought hte second line of that song was "Four hundred children."
NYMary
"You and me and Leslie" (Groovin')
"'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy" (Purple Haze)
wasn't it Wm. F. Buckley who wanted tattoo "Faggot" or some such on gay men's butts?
plantsman
I always wanted someone to tattoo "Nazi" across his forehead.
Ken Starr: Evil or Cartoony Evil?
"You and me and Leslie" (Groovin')
"'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy" (Purple Haze)
billy b
"She's so popular" (Peter Gabriel).
"he Got the whole world in his pants"
Jigga!
where you been ????
Ooooh, TEH CUTE!
watertiger
Banana cream pies! I'm not forgiving you just cause you said something nice about my dog. I've been obsessing on banana cream pies ever since you mentioned them.
That said, please.... please tell me, how'd the turn out?
Parsley's Angels, Mary and Clyde.
Hey Olex- geeked for some Olympique hockey?
I see it as:
Gold- Canada
Silver-Sweden
Bronze- Czechs in an upset.
alright, i'm heading out to the east end of L.I.
may catch youse later today.
Hi Katie!
No, no, no. I always thought Buckley wanted to DO it, he's such a closet case; with that painfully overwrought diction of his. An' I witnessed him call Gore Vidal 'You little, pink, quee-ah!" live on TV.
(((Katie and Mena!!!)))
And I've been at work without wireless internet silliness for the last 4 weeks. Not the good times.
Back again. I had intended a little early morning nap, but a flock of wild parrots on one tree and a flock of crows in another are currently engaged in some kind of shouting match.
What a racket!
(one recent Cameron study concluded that lesbians are 300 times more likely to die in car accidents than heterosexual women)
See, that right there is why Betty and I take the subway.
Sallyh - group hug!
Speaking of awol atriots, whatever happened to Dartanyon?
He was posting like a madman a few months back, haven't seen him since.
Happy birthday, mama tigre!
Hey, she may be a spoiled little bitch be she's mine.
Al Swearengen
Hey, that's what they're FOR!
Everyone has "their" breed.
Loved that Clooney article Terry C.
Love Clooney full stop.
watertiger - have a lovely day.
Gold- Canada
Silver-Sweden
Bronze- Czechs in an upset.
Jay C. |
hooray!
The canaadian Gamblers!
ql--it's almost entertaining to use Paul Cameron's studies. They're a great example of how you bastardize science and fall in love with your own conclusions, something all scientists do. That's why we have peer review.
(one recent Cameron study concluded that lesbians are 300 times more likely to die in car accidents than heterosexual women)
See, that right there is why Betty and I take the subway.
Damn, I love this place. My cousin & her partner are trying to lure us with sexy minivan stories.
Most people who engage in homosexuality are of the lower strata; these are people who are waiters and busboys and bums and hobos and jailbirds and so forth.' -- Paul Cameron
Ah, the foibles of the "unclean."
(one recent Cameron study concluded that lesbians are 300 times more likely to die in car accidents than heterosexual women)
I'm speechless.
That is unbelievably stupid!
Unless Mrs. Gretzky whacks Brodeur's knee with a tire iron, of course.
is it watertiger's birtday!
happy birtday!
I wonder how many more hits watertiger needs till she passes the magical half mil?
Click on her site every chance you get.
I just had a delicious bacon breakfast... with my secret ingredient!
Most people who engage in homosexuality are of the lower strata; these are people who are waiters and busboys and bums and hobos and jailbirds and so forth.' -- Paul Cameron
Is it time to quote Nim's favorite Onion headline? "Why Do These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?"
Most people who engage in homosexuality are of the lower strata; these are people who are waiters and busboys and bums and hobos and jailbirds and so forth.' -- Paul Cameron
===
Should be mailed out en masse to restaurants. Bon apetit, asshole.
olexicon, really, it's her mother's birthday. But click on her site anyway, you'll see a picture of her cool mom.
I always thought Buckley wanted to DO it, he's such a closet case; with that painfully overwrought diction of his. An' I witnessed him call Gore Vidal 'You little, pink, quee-ah!" live on TV.
plantsman
I've always considered Buckley an example of how you can use fifty dollar words and STILL have nothing to say that is worth listening to.
It's her mother's birthday. And I think she's about 8K shy.
I just had a delicious bacon breakfast... with my secret ingredient!
Thers
Extra bacon?
OT, but:
1. The Italian olympic show was pretty good, but the Greeks did better.
2. They skipped over a couple of historical eras: no communists, no fascists.
3. Much to my surprise, Peter Gabriel gave pretty decent rendition of "Imagine."
thanks to one and all for the advice about diapers. learned a lot. you all are such an amazing resource.
Extra bacon?
JR
that's just a load of rich creamery butter
one recent Cameron study concluded that lesbians are 300 times more likely to die in car accidents than heterosexual women
I saw a study that showed that lesbians can embiggen themselves to fifty-eight times their normal size, at which point they go on rampages through downtown Tokyo.
NYMary:
Liked your post on Matthew Sweet,
BTW.
I've actually never heard that album,
and now I'm gonna have to.
One of the richest people in Knoxville died this past week. Homosexual. He was 93.
MMMmmmmmm - bacon.
Buone feste alla tigre d'acqua.
Grappa per tutti.
Most people who engage in homosexuality are of the lower strata; these are people who are waiters and busboys and bums and hobos and jailbirds and so forth.' -- Paul Cameron
Pish!!! You find the hottest sex where you can.
He's right about the"bums" part, of course.
Extra bacon?
No! It was... LOTS of extra bacon!
Most people who engage in homosexuality are of the lower strata; these are people who are waiters and busboys and bums and hobos and jailbirds and so forth.' -- Paul Cameron
Yeah - well, what's HIS excuse?????
Love Clooney full stop.
HoneyBearKelly
Okay, now that's enough! Between this comment and the other preceeding it, such as "Stay away from my man," I want to know, for the sake of younger, more virile men like NTodd, just what does George Clooney got that NTodd doesn't, besides lots of fame and money, not to mention a wonderful villa on the Amalphi coast?
Mrs. I,
Mer and I basically believe the same things, I think. A lot has to do with logistics.
If you do go with cloth, come back to ask for advice on diaper covers!
I was greeted by a turd on the dining room carpet this morning.
What a coincidence-- me too!
And I don't even have pets.
My cousin & her partner are trying to lure us with sexy minivan stories.
Don't be fooled! That's just because lesbians are 300 percent more likely to own stock in energy industry companies than are heterosexual women.
I saw a study that showed that lesbians can embiggen themselves to fifty-eight times their normal size, at which point they go on rampages through downtown Tokyo.
==
That's not at all what that study showed!
I saw a study that showed that lesbians can embiggen themselves to fifty-eight times their normal size, at which point they go on rampages through downtown Tokyo.
They get so much done in a day.
I was greeted by a turd on the dining room carpet this morning.
You had the Preznit over for dinner last night?
Serves you right.
ql--it's almost entertaining to use Paul Cameron's studies. They're a great example of how you bastardize science and fall in love with your own conclusions, something all scientists do. That's why we have peer review.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but do people know the "tearoom" study from, IIRC, the late sixties. The researcher hung around in Boston's public restrooms taking notes on anonymous sex acts between men (by pretending to be a voyeur who'd watch out fot the cops). He took down the licence plates of participants, and, a year or two later, interviewed them for an ostensibly unrelated study. A lot of them, needless to say, had wives and kids. What was interesting was that in response to questions about the Vietnam War, there was a strong correlation between how closeted the subject was, and how much he supported the war.
Some flaws with the study, no doubt - ethical ones, in particular - but still pretty fascinating.
I just had a delicious bacon breakfast... with my secret ingredient!
Bacon wrapped bacon, with bacon garnish, and whiskey smoked bacon on the side?
NYMary - I totally understand. It's one of the reasons I am not awfully thrilled about traveling by air. Especially to the East Coast in the summer, because at that point in time, there is a 3 hour difference in times.
The other two reasons I don't like traveling by air are (1) crammed into a seat for hours and (2) the whole security experience, including having my luggage searched. Every single time I get on a plane. Sheesh, I put all the dangerous stuff (sewing needles, scissors, so on in the suitcases. Jeez.) But, as my father said, "At least you're not on a no-fly list." Thankfully they only live 15 miles away or I'd never see them.
I saw a study that showed that lesbians can embiggen themselves to fifty-eight times their normal size, at which point they go on rampages through downtown Tokyo.
A rampaging Jimmy Carter is actually their only natural enemy.
sexy minivan stories
Minivans?
Liked your post on Matthew Sweet,
BTW.
I've actually never heard that album,
and now I'm gonna have to.
Which would that be?
I would LOVE to see what Cameron LOOKS like.
He was posting like a madman a few months back, haven't seen him since.
Nim
I'm just as glad. He told me I should leave Atrios and go to Daily Kos once and also told me I had no sense of humor.
I'm not a fan of Starr but the article mentioned that a private investigator was responsible for interviewing the jurors. The PI might have have just sat on his butt and lied to Starr and the other defense lawyer about the testimony. One unethical PI seems more likely than a conspiracy between defense attorneys.
ask for advice on diaper covers!
Duvet covers?
Don't be fooled! That's just because lesbians are 300 percent more likely to own stock in energy industry companies than are heterosexual women.
masculine_monica_nyc
Damn! They just promised me that once I'd put a baby into a car seat without having to bend over into the back of an economy sedan, I'd never ever go back. You're telling me it's a plot?!?
NYmary
I will. the future looks really really scary this minute, but I am sure it will get less scary when it happens.
Most people who engage in homosexuality are of the lower strata; these are people who are waiters and busboys and bums and hobos and jailbirds and so forth.' -- Paul Cameron
I think this would be a case where the observer affects the experiment. Sort of like a troll reporting that 100% of women are unable to reach orgasm.
Wow. That's completely fucked up.
Report that man to the California Bar Association and disbar the fucker.
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Is it time to quote Nim's favorite Onion headline? "Why Do These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?"
Wouldn't it be grand -- no, fabulous! -- if someone were able to sneak that onto the letterhead of the focus on the family organization?
3. Much to my surprise, Peter Gabriel gave pretty decent rendition of "Imagine."
I dunno. He's giot a great crackly voice for something like that.
He used to be an obsession of mine, musically.
Phila--we looked over that study in a research ethics class.
Most people who engage in homosexuality are of the lower strata; these are people who are waiters and busboys and bums and hobos and jailbirds and so forth.' -- Paul Cameron
And here I thought all gay men were fashion designers. Ya never know.
And I just made parmesan crisps. They are stupidly easy and look very good.
That is all.
res ipsa loquitur
There can be no question why I am your devoted love slave.
I use to love Peter Gabriel but then I heard he sold one of his songs to the WWE.
I hate McMahon.
I think this would be a case where the observer affects the experiment. Sort of like a troll reporting that 100% of women are unable to reach orgasm.
I think that's a particularly astute observation.
About what I'd expect from an afficianado of the nudibranch.
I think this would be a case where the observer affects the experiment. Sort of like a troll reporting that 100% of women are unable to reach orgasm.
Phila
"On the Sexual Irresistability of Various Household Snack Foods."
"Fritos: No effect.
Cheetos: Developing..."
steve,
It's a great record. May I send you a copy?
I've also been meaning to send you some of Neko's country stuff--I have 2 or 3 CDs of that, if you're interested.
But you have to resend me your address, since I lost all my email files. (bleah)
Who is this Paul Cameron nitwit?
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jaafari, are you pregnant?
I would LOVE to see what Cameron LOOKS like.
Terry C, Coldplayer
There's a photo in the article. He looks pretty much like all these guys. Kind of a gay Mormon elder look, with an affectless, dead-looking face. An ambulatory pedestal for character armor.
Most people who engage in homosexuality are of the lower strata; these are people who are waiters and busboys and bums and hobos and jailbirds and so forth.' -- Paul Cameron
And here I thought all gay men were fashion designers. Ya never know.
I thought they were all public school teachers, hellbent on forcing The Gay down our Innocent Hetero Childrens' unsullied throats...
mer
I am not. but I hope to be a dad sooner or later. hopefully sooner.
NYMary:
That would be fabulous.
I'll e-mail you my real-world
address.
Most people who engage in homosexuality are of the lower strata; these are people who are waiters and busboys and bums and hobos and jailbirds and so forth.' -- Paul Cameron
And here I thought all gay men were fashion designers. Ya never know.
ql in ny
Sort of like how we all live on trust funds and welfare simultaneously.
There can be no question why I am your devoted love slave.
You have no idea!
Phila--we looked over that study in a research ethics class.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
What'd you decide? I have mixed emotions, myself.
Steve--a statistical mutilator affiliated with the Family Research Council. He was banned from the American Psychological Association and the American Sociological Association for failure to abide by professional standards. His 'work' is oft-cited on Christianist websites. The White House loves him.
Stupid bitch!
BELLA VISTA, Ark. - A woman in Benton County hung a sign on a neighbor's door warning people that the man who lived there was a sex offender.
But there were two problems: she had the wrong house, and even if she had the right house, police say sex offender notifications can't be used to harass released convicts.
"Don't play here. Child molester lives here," the sign said, according to a police report.
Carolyn Hansen of Bella Vista also posted warnings in a nearby park. Those signs said, "There is a child molester here. Keep children out of the park."
Hansen told sheriff's investigators she'd been told by her daughter that a sex offender who moved to the neighborhood lived in the house.
The signs were collected, but a deputy saw Hansen posting the fliers again and stopped her.
After Hansen learned the address she had was the wrong one, she apologized to the man she targeted, deputies said. The man didn't want her prosecuted so she was not charged, Benton County sheriff's investigator Barb Shrum said.
The names, addresses and photographs of all level 3 and 4 sex offenders are available on the Arkansas Crime Information Center Web site. A sex offender listed on the registry had moved near the park.
The center's Web site notes that the information is provided to the public as a service, but "anyone who uses this information to commit a criminal act against another person is subject to criminal prosecution."
"The whole point of this is to be able to keep your family and your neighborhood safe from these people, but you can't harass them," Shrum said.
Phila--I too had mixed emotions. I ultimately felt that the methodology was too intrusive and violated professional standards.
Sort of like how we all live on trust funds and welfare simultaneously.
NYMary
And are sexual libertines and queer-lovers who long for the triumph of Islamofascism.
I thought they were all public school teachers, hellbent on forcing The Gay down our Innocent Hetero Childrens' unsullied throats...
NTodd, Land Shark ==
No, unless it's part of the general attempt to Promote Satanism.
I think that's a particularly astute observation.
About what I'd expect from an afficianado of the nudibranch.
fourlegsgood
Hey! Nudibranchs can sometimes bear a striking resemblance to certain treasured parts of the female anatomy. So don't knock'em, kay?
Who is this Paul Cameron nitwit?
Just one of your average, civil, reasonable wingers...
Who is this Paul Cameron nitwit?
Just one of your average, civil, reasonable wingers...
I was greeted by a turd on the dining room carpet this morning.
What'd it say?
NTodd--are you home with the kids for a while now?
Here's a laugh, guys.
This Ralph Rossum was on CSpan pushing his book about his buddy, Scalia.
Rossum's daughter, a meth addict since her teens, was convicted in 2001 of killing her husband with drugs she stole from the Medical Examiner's office she worked.
She's going life.
Repug family values - aren't they wonderful?
Sort of like how we all live on trust funds and welfare simultaneously.
NYMary
And are sexual libertines and queer-lovers who long for the triumph of Islamofascism.
Phila |
Myself, I live in a combination Academic Ivory Tower/ ramshackle hippie commune.
"The whole point of this is to be able to keep your family and your neighborhood safe from these people, but you can't harass them," Shrum said.
Various municipalties around here are exploring how they can keep sex offenders outside their city limits altogether. It's illegal, of course, but they're looking for loopholes.
Oh Christ.
The kid just called me to tell me that the boy who is taking her to the dance is getting her a corsage.
We should probably get him a lapel thingy, then, right?
Myself, I live in a combination Academic Ivory Tower/ ramshackle hippie commune.
Jay C.
You're a graduate student?
Phila--I too had mixed emotions. I ultimately felt that the methodology was too intrusive and violated professional standards.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
I pretty much agree. I've read the arguments to the contrary, but didn't quite buy 'em.
That said, I bet if one did the study "properly," it would find the same thing. The link between sexual shame and social conservatism is pretty hard to miss.
Remember, it's not the sex, which, Goddess knows, Starr is unlikely to get, it's the lying!!!!
Actually, I'll be surprised if it turns out he was involved in it, but, if he was, I'll enjoy every minute. Should set the poor devil he was representing up for a new trial, at least.
Sort of like how we all live on trust funds and welfare simultaneously.
NYMary
And how liberal women are all man-hating lesbos AND promiscous sluts simultaneously.
Most people who engage in homosexuality are of the lower strata; these are people who are waiters and busboys and bums and hobos and jailbirds and so forth.' -- Paul Cameron
My impression is that gays tend to be socially connected and cultured. More likely to be artistic, progressive, and fashionable.
It's religious fundamentalism which preys upon the poor and illiterate.
"hopefully sooner.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jaafari"
I'll keep my fingers crossed for you. I used Curity 100% cotton, not pre-folded. One nice thing about a cloth diaper--if you have a boy and you're changing him and he decides to pee on the spot, you can throw the diaper over the source and not get sprayed in the face. Ah, good times, I remember them well.
This is a cause that cries out for reform. Congress should look into the entire array of left-wing agitation undertaken with your money. De-funding the left could do much to end culture wars. Why should we be funding one side?
This is the hypocrite's statement of the week - it was in an email from the Family Research Council I got today. It is protesting the government giving money to ACORN to help refugees from Katrina.
They just promised me that once I'd put a baby into a car seat without having to bend over into the back of an economy sedan, I'd never ever go back. You're telling me it's a plot?!?
Sadly, studies show that lesbians are 548 percent more likely to appeal to their prey's physical comfort and sense of lumbar health and wellness than are heterosexual women.
Phila--I did feel they had sufficiently established the validity of their conclusions, but I was ill at ease in how they reached those conclusions.
Their methodology would never pass a human subjects review nowadays.
The kid just called me to tell me that the boy who is taking her to the dance is getting her a corsage.
We should probably get him a lapel thingy, then, right?
Vicki
Give him a condom. I'd love to see the look on his face.
Various municipalties around here are exploring how they can keep sex offenders outside their city limits altogether. It's illegal, of course, but they're looking for loopholes.
How 'bout all them FEMA trailers they won't give New Orleans, painted acid green & fuchsia and towed to the outskirts of towns?
Sort of like how we all live on trust funds and welfare simultaneously.
NYMary
Confusing but true.
But then, liberals were always good at multi-tasking.
I think Lockyer may run for governor. He could have fun being the guy who got Starr's law license yanked.
We should probably get him a lapel thingy, then, right?
boutonierre? Yes. White, maybe a single rose or a carnation. (How much does she like him?)
Starting to get some light snow mixed in with the rain now.
NTodd--are you home with the kids for a while now?
Hopefully. I should know this afternoon if I need to get back on a place tomorrow and head for PHX...
We should probably get him a lapel thingy, then, right?
A buttoniere!!
Yes indeed! It is de rigeur.
I use to love Peter Gabriel but then I heard he sold one of his songs to the WWE.
I hate McMahon.
HoneyBearKelly
They're using "Big Time" at WrestleMania.
I hate McMahon with a passion - he dicked over a friend of mine.
"the left" is merely anb invention of the right so how could they get funding
I think Lockyer may run for governor. He could have fun being the guy who got Starr's law license yanked.
That would be excellent.
Why should we be funding one side?
===
Send them a little mirror in return. They won't get it, but they'll have playing with it.
Confusing but true.
But then, liberals were always good at multi-tasking.
fourlegsgood
We are a bunch of know-nothing know-it-alls, after all.
We should probably get him a lapel thingy, then, right?
Sure. Carnation if the dance isn't too formal, a rose if it's more formal. White if she doesn't know what he's wearing. I still have fond memories of the boy who gave me my first corsage -- three white gardenias.
boutonierre?
Better than a boot in the groin, I guess...
boutonierre? Yes. White, maybe a single rose or a carnation. (How much does she like him?)
NYMary
Ordered! $ 10. Some kind of orchid thingy is what the florist recommended.
Thanks.
(Forget how to spell boutonierre, and was too lazy to look it up!)
Tena,
How is helping Katrina victims funding the culture wars?
My impression is that gays tend to be socially connected and cultured. More likely to be artistic, progressive, and fashionable.
It's religious fundamentalism which preys upon the poor and illiterate.
Balzac
Well, to say that, you'd have to assume that different social classes produced gays at a different rate, which I doubt is true. Different social classes, however, would have different rates of acceptance of gays, and some will naturally allow them to become progressive, cultured and fashionable.
There are plenty of poor and illiterate gays...they just don't end up on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
Send them a little mirror in return. They won't get it, but they'll have fun playing with it.
You assume that they have reflections.
We are a bunch of know-nothing know-it-alls, after all.
Jay C.
our cromulence embiggens the world
We should probably get him a lapel thingy, then, right?
Vicki
ayup.
That would be appropriate. They aren't nearly as expensive as corsages, though.
Sort of like how we all live on trust funds and welfare simultaneously.
NYMary
I wonder just how many of the crew who vote for Bush and who hate gays and uppity women are on welfare.
My impression is that gays tend to be socially connected and cultured. More likely to be artistic, progressive, and fashionable.
This is true of gays who have any representation in the media and popular culture, probably. And it's likely especially true of gay men, who have more cultural clout than lesbians.
But as a generality, I don't think it's true.
mayor quimby for mayor mayoral commitee
My impression is that gays run the whole socio-economic gamut, just like everyone else.
Give him a condom. I'd love to see the look on his face.
Moe Szyslak
First date with him! And she's a virgin! Shame on you!
rooster synonym fight club
We should probably get him a lapel thingy, then, right?
Vicki
Give him a condom. I'd love to see the look on his face.
Moe Szyslak
Thinking back to when I was 17, I'm fairly certain my head would have exploded.
Hey! Nudibranchs can sometimes bear a striking resemblance to certain treasured parts of the female anatomy. So don't knock'em, kay?
Hey! I'd be the last person to knock them.
I ADORE nudibranchi, absolutely adore them. They are the most festive and colorful of sea creatures.
I was agreeing with Phila.
How is helping Katrina victims funding the culture wars?
Duh, because we're rewarding poor black people who have 18 kids and drive Caddies whilst collecting welfare checks. They should learn to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps, otherwise they'll never get out of poverty, which is where you damned liberals want to keep them. And you want to abort all their babies.
But then, liberals were always good at multi-tasking.
fourlegsgood
We are a bunch of know-nothing know-it-alls, after all.
Jay C.
We're irrelevant nothings who pose a danger to the gubmit.
Sort of like how we all live on trust funds and welfare simultaneously.
NYMary
And how liberal women are all man-hating lesbos AND promiscous sluts simultaneously.
Terry C
Utopia!!!
Oh,man, you should see what our -month-old Lab did to the seats of the bicycles stored in a shed she managed to break in to....
"Sort of like how we all live on trust funds and welfare simultaneously.
NYMary
And are sexual libertines and queer-lovers who long for the triumph of Islamofascism.
Phila |
Myself, I live in a combination Academic Ivory Tower/ ramshackle hippie commune.
Jay C."
Waht? No Disco? No Crack Den?
My impression is that gays run the whole socio-economic gamut
Yes, they run an operation called The Gamut. All part of the Protocols of Queer Eye, their faggy plan to rule the world.
Atrios must be grabbin' a sammich. And a triple mocha.
I think Lockyer may run for governor. He could have fun being the guy who got Starr's law license yanked.
Hecate Malificent
Hecate,
Bill Lockyer mysteriously pulled out of the race months ago, saying he didn't want to go through another election right now, which is why the State Treasurer, Phil Angelides, is the Dem frontrunner.
The one connection I have with the state level party was unusually closed mouth about why. At any rate, I was disappointed.
There are plenty of poor and illiterate gays...they just don't end up on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
The shit farmer who lives across the street is a good example. Poor family, he's the last one, lives on the family farm with a succession of farmhands of various stripes. He's in his mid-70's, so I can't imagine what it must have been like for him growing up. He was caught once en flagrante with a young man in a car. But as far as I can tell, he's just been stuck his whole life, living alone on that nasty farm.
We're irrelevant nothings who pose a danger to the gubmit.
We're all bacteria.
Yes, they run an operation called The Gamut. All part of the Protocols of Queer Eye, their faggy plan to rule the world.
At least the world will be tasteful and color coordinated when they get through with it.
They're using "Big Time" at WrestleMania.
I hate McMahon with a passion - he dicked over a friend of mine.
Terry C, Coldplayer | 02.11.06 - 1:22 pm | #
Said this before, but it behooves
repeating --
As much as I like Cyndi Lauper,
she has much to answer for in terms
of the wrestling revival she helped
kick-start
in the 80s.
Academic Ivory Tower/ ramshackle hippie commune.
Jay C."
hey that described my shabby basement apartment
My impression is that gays tend to be socially connected and cultured. More likely to be artistic, progressive, and fashionable.
Which is why wingers don't like them.
Artistic, progressive, and fashionable - sounds like those goddamn Frenchies.
Waht? No Disco? No Crack Den?
David Ehrenstein
There is an oxygen bar where Hillary Clinton spins the latest in German techno-pop. That's where the oral sex takes place, as well.
NTodd--speaking of gays, is Todd comforting you?
But as far as I can tell, he's just been stuck his whole life, living alone on that nasty farm.
Oh, that is sad.
As much as I like Cyndi Lauper,
she has much to answer for in terms
of the wrestling revival she helped
kick-start
in the 80s.
steve simels
I didn't care for that, either!
NYMary - the money goes to ACORN for Katrina victims.
They are bitching about the money going to an African American org.
And they've spent at least 40 years trying to get the government to send the money to the "Christians," and they are getting it now. Fucking hypocrites.
I saw a study that showed that lesbians can embiggen themselves to fifty-eight times their normal size, at which point they go on rampages through downtown Tokyo.
That study was not methodologically sound. The observer was under the influence of her own embiggening, which introduced into the results a desire for rampaging through downtown San Francisco.
Congress should look into the entire array of left-wing agitation undertaken with your money.
Does congress have the spare five minutes?
Too bad "left-wing agitation" is a bogyman.
Damn Thers. I condemn him, in no uncertain terms. I now have to get dressed and go out into the cold to find bacon. Then I have to bring it back home and cook it. Pah!
Duh, because we're rewarding poor black people who have 18 kids and drive Caddies whilst collecting welfare checks. They should learn to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps, otherwise they'll never get out of poverty, which is where you damned liberals want to keep them. And you want to abort all their babies.
Oh, right. Sorry.
And the SCLC are the real racists.
I get so confused.
NTodd--speaking of gays, is Todd comforting you?
Oddly, he appears to be the strong, silent type, and not one to put out, so I'm back to square one.
I don't think I feel very well.
Does someone want to come over and make me some pancakes?
We're all bacteria.
On a Universal level, we aren't EVEN bacteria.
"I don't think gays want their
private lives flaunted like so
much wide-waled corderoy."
If anybody gets that reference,
they're good!
Phila--I did feel they had sufficiently established the validity of their conclusions, but I was ill at ease in how they reached those conclusions.
Their methodology would never pass a human subjects review nowadays.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
It didn't do so well back then, either. Cost him his job, if memory serves. Although IIRC, one of the ethical qualms back then was that he was aiding and abetting the crime of homosexuality.
Diane,
That's interesting; I'm still hearing his name but maybe that's based on older rumors. At any rate, I'd be a big fan of someone who got Starr disbarred. Yes I would.
Damn Thers. I condemn him, in no uncertain terms. I now have to get dressed and go out into the cold to find bacon. Then I have to bring it back home and cook it. Pah!
Can you bring me some bacon while you're out?
4Legs--whole wheat pancakes with pecans? I can do those.
We're all bacteria.
On a Universal level, we aren't EVEN bacteria.
plantsman
We are odd bacteria.
At any rate, I'd be a big fan of someone who got Starr disbarred. Yes I would.
Hecate Malificent |
Oh surely Jebus doesn't love Atrios that much.
God, Ken Starr disbarred would be the sweetest motherfucking thing -
My impression is that gays run the whole socio-economic gamut, just like everyone else.
The amount of pocket change in the husband's pants has a direct effect on the sexual orientation of the offspring. Spermatogenesis int the vicinity of jingling coins produces healthy hetereosexuals.
Phila--the sad fact was, the homosexual 'aiding and abetting' was far more pertinent to the reviewers that had him dismissed than his questionable research methods. That was an enraging twist on the whole debacle.
Thinking back to when I was 17, I'm fairly certain my head would have exploded.
Jay C.
Mine, too.
4Legs--whole wheat pancakes with pecans? I can do those.
I'm boring. I like regular old buttermilk pancakes.
Gah. I have to go out and shoot for my class. I want to curl up on the couch instead.
Good afternoon, all.
Just thought that I'd share with you my latest contribution to the blogosphere.
It's not as hard hitting as Attaturk's piece, but nothing is as hard hitting as Attaturk.
NTodd, Sallyh:
Thanks for the heads up on
that Paul Cameron loony.
What a piece of work....
Spinoza--Monsieur once told me to never touch a man's pocket change, since that would be eliminating his entire net worth.
Re: dog walks
One brace of dogs now happily walked, i am letting my sciatica subside before setting out on the next 'leg' as 'twere.
.
That study was not methodologically sound. The observer was under the influence of her own embiggening, which introduced into the results a desire for rampaging through downtown San Francisco.
I think you're on pretty shaky grounds accusing a perfectly neutral, objective observer like Kate O'Beirne of such unconscious biases.
"Did Bush reveal L.A. plot...."
I think this was one of Bushit's 'Look over Here' moments to take attention from the headlines of that day that Libby was authorized to leak information in regards to Plamegate.
There is an oxygen bar where Hillary Clinton spins the latest in German techno-pop. That's where the oral sex takes place, as well.
Yes, but you need to know the secret password to get in and it changes at random intervals. Last week it was "Scary Vagina," but who knows if that one still works?
And you want to abort all their babies.
Er, no - that's Bill Bennett.
4Legs--just plain buttermilk? No blueberries?
We are odd bacteria.
Exactly So.
We are odd bacteria.
You don't speak for bacteria!
God, Ken Starr disbarred would be the sweetest motherfucking thing -
Tena | Email | Homepage | 02.11.06 - 1:33 pm | #
I can't open the link.
Can anybody give me the short
version?
I think you're on pretty shaky grounds accusing a perfectly neutral, objective observer like Kate O'Beirne of such unconscious biases.
Thers
Eccch!
I LOVE how she has the NERVE to call feminists "homely."
She looks like SHE has a bad wig on!
Silly Tena. They meant *white* Christians!
Scout's piece this week on malfeasance in faith-based orgs was terrific.
We're irrelevant nothings who pose a danger to the gubmit.
Terry C, Coldplayer
Speaking of studies with unsound methodology but compelling results, this is a pretty standard finding in Adorno's studies of the authoritarian personality. The enemy is weak and sickly and contemptible, and yet able to destroy everything and everyone. A minority, yet everywhere. It applies to Jews, gays, liberals...you name it.
That's interesting; I'm still hearing his name but maybe that's based on older rumors. At any rate, I'd be a big fan of someone who got Starr disbarred. Yes I would.
Hecate Malificent
Well, even if Starr's 'agent' (PI or clerk) facilitated the lie, it goes back to Starr.
I suspect he at least will be disciplined, which here means he has to take the ethics exam within 6 months.
Unless you get busted raiding the firm trust fund, disbarrment is rare.
I hate to shill for Sara Lee, but that "Jimmy Dean Fresh Taste Fast" bacon is quick, clean , and much less messy. And Expensive.
Yes, but you need to know the secret password to get in and it changes at random intervals. Last week it was "Scary Vagina," but who knows if that one still works?
Hecate Malificent
When I said the wrong password- "speak 'mandatory gay marriage' and enter"- I fell down a trap door into a room where they kept the chained and vicious Beast of Big Government.
I think this was one of Bushit's 'Look over Here' moments to take attention from the headlines of that day that Libby was authorized to leak information in regards to Plamegate.
SnowBaby | Email | 02.11.06 - 1:34 pm | #
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for some reason, they never told the mayor of l.a. about this alleged plot. the first he heard of it was when the retarded monkey started rambling about it.
steve,
Starr was busted passing along forged affadavits.
I think you're on pretty shaky grounds accusing a perfectly neutral, objective observer like Kate O'Beirne of such unconscious biases.
Look, I don't want to have to get partisan about this, but footnote 413 to the author's note clearly states that Kate O'Beirne was the universal source of disembiggening throughout the study.
I'M MORE OF A VIRUS
Lawyers for a death row inmate, including former Whitewater independent counsel Kenneth Starr, sent fake letters from jurors asking California’s governor to spare the man’s life, prosecutors said Friday.
Wait - he LIED to get a guy OFF death row?
We are odd bacteria.
You don't speak for bacteria!
I made primordial soup.
I hate to shill for Sara Lee, but that "Jimmy Dean Fresh Taste Fast" bacon is quick, clean , and much less messy. And Expensive.
Don't blaspheme in here.
.
Phila--the sad fact was, the homosexual 'aiding and abetting' was far more pertinent to the reviewers that had him dismissed than his questionable research methods. That was an enraging twist on the whole debacle.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Agreed. The researcher came across as pretty admirable, in a lot of ways. The main problem to me was that he was putting his respondents at a huge, huge risk.
Olaf--that's because it didn't exist.
I made primordial soup.
NTodd, Land Shark
primordial Lasagna!
you need to know the secret password to get in and it changes at random intervals. Last week it was "Scary Vagina," but who knows if that one still works?
It still does. Next week's: NTodd Could Use A Blowjob.
footnote 413 to the author's note clearly states that Kate O'Beirne was the universal source of disembiggening throughout the study.
masculine_monica_nyc | 02.11.06 - 1:38 pm | #
Cromulent, that.
I made primordial soup.
I knew it! NTodd is Shiva!
Phila--I do think you could replicate the findings with a more legitimate and less harmful methodology.
I knew it! NTodd is Shiva!
I answer to many names. Just don't Kali me late for dinner...
I knew it! NTodd is Shiva!
Call me Kali, baby!
You don't speak for bacteria!
Perhaps not. But I, like you, speak THROUGH
bacteria, like it or not.
I made primordial soup.
NTodd, Land Shark
Tasty, but kinda stringy.
a perfectly neutral, objective observer like Kate O'Beirne
She's neutral like Goebbels was neutral.
ait - he LIED to get a guy OFF death row?
Terry, I hate Ken Starr with the hatred of a million exploding supernovas, but he does do a fair amount of this kind of pro bono stuff. I still hope he dies painfully, humiliated, and alone. On reality tv.
Vishnu wouldn't talk like that!
Hmmm, I may have to kill you anyway, NTodd, for beating me to that joke.
Speaking of studies with unsound methodology but compelling results, this is a pretty standard finding in Adorno's studies of the authoritarian personality. The enemy is weak and sickly and contemptible, and yet able to destroy everything and everyone. A minority, yet everywhere. It applies to Jews, gays, liberals...you name it.
Thus, the "foiled" LA plot, the revelation of which is meant to remind the public that the terrorists are in also in Asia.
Tasty, but kinda stringy.
Don't worry, eventually it will evolve into chicken noodle...
Spinoza--Monsieur once told me to never touch a man's pocket change, since that would be eliminating his entire net worth.
More likely he didn't want you to know about the snip and snails and puppy dog tails.
this week's password is the titel of a tom jones song
Hmmm, I may have to kill you anyway, NTodd, for beating me to that joke.
At this point, it would be a kindness...
Spinoza--no, that was the wadded up Kleenex that went through the wash.
Vishnu wouldn't talk like that!
plantsman
"do not offer my god a peanut"-apu
Don't blaspheme in here.
Shut up, you're still DEAD!
this week's password is the titel of a tom jones song
It's not unusual?
Spinoza--Monsieur once told me to never touch a man's pocket change, since that would be eliminating his entire net worth.
More likely he didn't want you to know about the snip and snails and puppy dog tails.
spinoza-non ridere, non lugare
Of the fact that, yes, it was a roll of quarters.
Vishnu wouldn't talk like that!
Not much - vishnu with you?
[drumroll - cymbal spash]
.
NTodd--I was thinking, She's a Lady.
Wait - he LIED to get a guy OFF death row?
Terry C, Coldplayer | 02.11.06 - 1:39 pm | #
The ironies, as they say, abound.
I wonder who the guy was.....
Shut up, you're still DEAD!
Even the dead don't stoop to microwave bacon.
.
At this point, it would be a kindness...
NTodd, Land Shark | Email | Homepage | 02.11.06 - 1:43 pm | #
NTodd--Anything I can do, you have but to ask.
It still does. Next week's: NTodd Could Use A Blowjob.
Katie O'Bierne is on her way over.
Err, splash ....
.
What's New Pussycat?
Speak "Delilah" and enter.
NTodd--Anything I can do, you have but to ask.
Please, shoot me.
Look, I don't want to have to get partisan about this, but footnote 413 to the author's note clearly states that Kate O'Beirne was the universal source of disembiggening throughout the study.
But she's so sweet!
What's New Pussycat?
NTodd, Land Shark
the answer was
"you can leave your hat on"
I made primordial soup.
NTodd, Land Shark
You don't know anything about primordial soup. You have to use a oxidative environment, like they do in the South because of the influence of slaves, who carried the nonliving substrate over in their hair.
Speak "Delilah" and enter.
I thought it was "speak, 'friend', and enter"?
Olexicon--uh, Randy Newman is Tom Jones?
Please, shoot me.
NTodd, Land Shark
Casting about for a firearm... No, sorry, fresh out of those. I can pour you a shot, though.
Bacteria, feh!
Archaea is where the action is.
(Damned upstart eukaryotes)
Not much - vishnu with you?
That was Tarable. Don't Kali, I'll call you.
Spinoza--no, that was the wadded up Kleenex that went through the wash.
Yeah, I hate it when that happens. And don't even get me going about how Mrs. Santorum had to deal with the extra duty cycled fetus.
I thought it was "speak, 'friend', and enter"?
NTodd, Land Shark
Nah, then you miss the spectacle of Tom Jones as Tom Bombadil.
You don't know anything about primordial soup.
Okay, fine, it's more of a stew...
You have to use a oxidative environment, like they do in the South because of the influence of slaves, who carried the nonliving substrate over in their hair.
Phila | Homepage
Jericurl is life!
this week's password is the titel of a tom jones song
olexicon, rooster synonym
"Young New Mexican Puppeteer"?
You know, it's really really hard to come up with a pun for Ganesha. I think I'll take a nap instead.
uh, Randy Newman is Tom Jones?
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
is that the titel of a randy newman song too?
For those of you with the
extremely American Life cable
network,
at 4:OO EST don't "The Monster
From Green Hell," a 1957 classic
about giant African wasps, produced
by the guy responsible for
"Robot Monster." Jim Davis stars,
and Vladimir Sokoloff and Eduardo
Ciannelli (my all-time favorite
villain, from "Gunga Din") are in
there too.
Speak "Delilah" and enter.
Is that like "Duhhhh Liii Lahhhh" as in that amazing feel-good night time Christian call in radio show where people give dedicatons to trucker husbands and guys they've dated for two weeks but they're sure this is the one?
She's angelic.
.
You know, it's really really hard to come up with a pun for Ganesha. I think I'll take a nap instead.
NYMary
Hmm.
Last Thanksgiving, my older brother leaned across the table and said "You Ganesha peas?"
I can pour you a shot, though.
That'll do.
Nah, then you miss the spectacle of Tom Jones as Tom Bombadil.
Ooh, that chapter had all the talk about Goldenberry's girdle [titter]! I can just see the Entwives throwing their underbark at him...
"do not offer my god a peanut"-apu
olexicon, rooster synonym - 1:44 pm
dayummmm, satyajit ray quotes?
smokin'!!!!
NTodd,
Lie down under my feet to demonstrate your acquiescence to my daunting female power and I'll help you pick up your recycling.
She's angelic.
.
William H. Rehnquis
aren't all truckstop waitresses
Archaea is where the action is.
Bullsh*t
You know, it's really really hard to come up with a pun for Ganesha. I think I'll take a nap instead.
NYMary
Well, then just pachydermis up and head off to bed.
Even the dead don't stoop to microwave bacon.
My microwave is at eye level, so I don't either.
Ooh, that chapter had all the talk about Goldenberry's girdle [titter]! I can just see the Entwives throwing their underbark at him...
NTodd,
The dwarf-women swooned in their beards...
NYMary - you had me at 'lie down'...
NTodd,
Lie down under my feet to demonstrate your acquiescence to my daunting female power and I'll help you pick up your recycling.
NYMary
There is nothing hotter than environmentally sound BDSM.
Man, I really need to start
using preview.
My last post had enough missing
words for a seperate paragraph,
and I'm not even drinking.
You know, it's really really hard to come up with a pun for Ganesha. I think I'll take a nap instead.
NYMary
Shesh! Just Durga 'round in your memory, there has to be Soma thing there.
I'm watching Moguls
where they ski over donald trump
The dwarf-women swooned in their beards...
Even Eowyn and Arwen forgot about that talentless Aragorn...
Couple weeks ago, I was reading The Ramayana for Children for work. The six year old came and looked over my shoulder. "You want me to read it to you?" I asked. "I dunno. Are there any monkeys in it?" (He's currently obsessed with monkeys.)
"Why yes, yes there are," I replied.
Even Eowyn and Arwen forgot about that talentless Aragorn...
NTodd
Oh my!
Even Eowyn and Arwen forgot about that talentless Aragorn...
NTodd
Come to think of it, Bombadil had kind of an Austin Powers/ Fonzie sort of magic to him.
I'm watching Moguls
where they ski over donald trump
Don't you mean 'comb over'?
There is nothing hotter than environmentally sound BDSM.
That Haitian woman in Florida was just working on her necklace, you know. It could have happened to anybody.
Myxomycetes
My, aren't you a fun guy.
The dwarf-women swooned in their beard
Ah, the original opening line to Little Women.
Come to think of it, Bombadil had kind of an Austin Powers/ Fonzie sort of magic to him.
He always makes me think of the XTC song "Greenman," one of my faves.
I'm watching Moguls
where they ski over donald trump
olexicon
Rap moguls? Fashion moguls?
Is Master-P facing off against Calvin Klein?
But she's so sweet!
Well, of course. But, as Appendix Q to the study makes plain, sweetness and the righteousness of always being rightmost right, in an objective sense, do not embiggen us all.
Can we agree to move forward, not backward? Updward, not forward? And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards rampaging through liberal mountain?
Time for the last of my escarole soup. Back later, Bats!
you've not had fun till you've fooled with a plasmodium.
Can we agree to move forward, not backward? Updward, not forward? And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards rampaging through liberal mountain?
masculine_monica_nyc
When we're sealed in the voting cubicle, my only hope is for an orderly election that will eliminate the need for a hasty bloodbath.
Could you tell me where "Jeebus" comes from?
His mommy and Holy Father loved each other very much...
...where they ski over donald trump
olexicon, rooster synonym - 1:53 pm
mark singer gives 'da Donald' a fine raking-over in the new New Yorker...
Sadly, studies show that lesbians are 548 percent more likely to appeal to their prey's physical comfort and sense of lumbar health and wellness than are heterosexual women. | masculine_monica_nyc - 1:20 pm
See, all this could be avoided if mothers just took Mrs. Dobson's advice and made it a point to shower with their little girls, so that "the girl cannot help but notice that Mom has a vagina, just like hers, only bigger."
I should think that Mom might have to, um, work it a little bit to make sure all of the equipment is fully visible, which is admittedly a ticklish circumstance and disquieting at best.
Still, the Dobsons agree that the principle is sound.
The shit farmer who lives across the street is a good example. Poor family, he's the last one, lives on the family farm with a succession of farmhands of various stripes. He's in his mid-70's, so I can't imagine what it must have been like for him growing up. He was caught once en flagrante with a young man in a car. But as far as I can tell, he's just been stuck his whole life, living alone on that nasty farm.
NYMary
Shit Farmer
Nasty Farm
Poor Family
Oh, feel the pity from the elitist, better off NYMary. I'm sure he appreciates your pity
"You want me to read it to you?" I asked. "I dunno. Are there any monkeys in it?" (He's currently obsessed with monkeys.)
"Why yes, yes there are," I replied.
NYMary
I believe I have an extra copy of the 4-volume "Journey to the West" lying around...
Even Eowyn and Arwen forgot about that talentless Aragorn...
The Secret Diaries
Day Eleven:
Orcs killed: 7. V. good. Stubble update: Looking mangy.
Legolas may be hotter than me.
I wonder if he would like me if I was King?
See, all this could be avoided if mothers just took Mrs. Dobson's advice and made it a point to shower with their little girls, so that "the girl cannot help but notice that Mom has a vagina, just like hers, only bigger."
Reminds me of that Roseanne Barr joke. "Mommy, I hope I have breasts just as long as yours when I grow up.
Snark away. My post was in response to someone saying that gay men are well-off and have great taste in clothes.
Plus, if you lived across the street from a farm whose main product seemed to be maunure, you might feel differently. Those who have been to Liberal Mountain can vouch for both the proximity and the manure.
Oh, feel the pity from the elitist, better off NYMary. I'm sure he appreciates your
pity
Land Snark | 02.11.06 - 1:58 pm | #
Are you familiar with a certain
beloved, once ubiquitous, catch phrase I
still use around here from time
to time?
Shit Farmer
Nasty Farm
Poor Family
Oh, feel the pity from the elitist, better off NYMary. I'm sure he appreciates your pity
Such farms are full of shit. It's nasty. And the guy is poor. Do you deny objective truth?
Land Snark | 02.11.06 - 1:58 pm | #
Are you familiar with a certain
beloved, once ubiquitous, catch phrase I
still use around here from time
to time?
steve simels
Hey, Land Snark, blow steve.
Oh, feel the pity from the elitist, better off NYMary. I'm sure he appreciates your pity
Land Snark
The GOP: Working overtime to protect poor and ignorant gay farmers (by killing off family farms, denying gays equal rights, and slashing education funding).
I compromised on cheese toast. I forgot I have to take the truck in this AM, and for some reason the shop's not answering the phone yet. So no bacon. Yet. But I resent Thers now more than ever.
Snark away. My post was in response to someone saying that gay men are well-off and have great taste in clothes
No, your post was condescending and ignorant. If you don't like the smell of shit, move.
You're... you're glib.
You don't know the history of shit.
I do.
Such farms are full of shit. It's nasty. And the guy is poor. Do you deny objective truth?
NTodd, Land Shark
Speak when you are spoken to, turd.
Hey, Land Snark, blow steve.
rorschach | Homepage | 02.11.06 - 2:02 pm | #
Tag team!!!!
I'm watching Moguls
where they ski over donald trump
I'm watching "The Wire" on DVD. I'd like to see Trump do a guest appearance in which he gets capped on the waterfront.
Yeesh. Did I ever choose the wrong moment to come back in.
Speak when you are spoken to, turd.
Land Snark
Heh. He'sh about to go lishten to hish Britney Shpearsh recordsh.
I'm off to do something productive... like play Medieval: Total War.
Speak when you are spoken to, turd.
No, fuckwit. NYMary's a friend--I've been to her house.
No, your post was condescending and ignorant.
No it wasn't.
If you don't like the smell of shit, move.
Speaking of condescending and ignorant.
Say, if you don't like how we talk here, move to another blog where you're welcome, like LGF.
do not offer my god a peanut"-apu
olexicon, rooster synonym - 1:44 pm
dayummmm, satyajit ray quotes?
I'm really falling for olexicon - we have the same tastes. I own the DVD set of the Apu trilogy, olexicon. I love Ray.
Speak when you are spoken to, turd.
Land Snark
lick my slime
Such farms are full of shit. It's nasty. And the guy is poor. Do you deny objective truth?
NTodd, Land Shark
Well, there's a time and a place for objective truth. It's like CSK's funeral. Yeah, she devoted her life to fighting the policies of people like Bush. Yeah, they wiretapped her, blew up her house, and killed her husband. Yeah, she's always been an uncompromising anti-war activist. But you can't mention any of that at her funeral...it's controversial!
Now, if Mary had just stuck to saying "He will burn in Hell for his sodomite ways," that would've been different.
Heh. He'sh about to go lishten to hish Britney Shpearsh recordsh.
rorschach
Oh man, reminds me of a few months back when some troll quoted a "South Park" phrase moments after it aired on TV- it was to laugh.
Heh. He'sh about to go lishten to hish Britney Shpearsh recordsh.
rorschach
===
Tag team!!!!
steve simels
Last one in is a rotten egg!
Now, if Mary had just stuck to saying "He will burn in Hell for his sodomite ways," that would've been different.
True dat.
Say, if you don't like how we talk here, move to another blog where you're welcome, like LGF.
NTodd, Land Shark
Nturd, you are pathetic
Condescending, ignorant owls fly free...
Yeah, she's always been an uncompromising anti-war activist. But you can't mention any of that at her funeral...it's controversial!
Tucker Carlson's interview with rev. Lowery indicated that Carlson believed it was okay to make reference to CSK's activism against war and for peace -- but Lowrey shouldn't have made direct reference to the occupation in Iraq, to the controversial invasion. He just spoke about the wrong war, it seems.
Nturd, you are pathetic
You cut me to the quick, sir!
The souls of hags like O'Bierne and Coulter have been long since desiccated and fried crispy by their proximity to the deadly blue gamma-radiation of Fame.
Their souls are cinders bound together by a shell of ego and unwarranted self-importance.
And that's the best thing I can think of to say agout that kind of person at the momemt.
No, fuckwit. NYMary's a friend--I've been to her house.
Big fucking whoop
Is Master-P facing off against Calvin Klein?
Jay C.
Actually it's
Damon Dash
against TommY hilfiger
Nturd, you are pathetic
Land Snark
Now you see, what he's done here - and it really is quite ingenious - is to change the word "Todd" to "turd."
Pardon, I don't mean to be pedantic. But I do feel that attention to this sort of subtle detail here can't help but result in a deeper appreciation of the work as a whole.
No, fuckwit. NYMary's a friend--I've been to her house.
Big fucking whoop
Figures you wouldn't understand friendship.
Now you see, what he's done here - and it really is quite ingenious - is to change the word "Todd" to "turd."
Damn, that's way more clever than the variants I heard in gradeschool. Even tops "Shitsky"!
Land Snark has all the hatred and bile of a young Gordon the Truculent
Pardon, I don't mean to be pedantic. But I do feel that attention to this sort of subtle detail here can't help but result in a deeper appreciation of the work as a whole.
==
Whoa. Do I ever feel dumb. Thanks Phila.
Tucker Carlson's interview with rev. Lowery indicated that Carlson believed it was okay to make reference to CSK's activism against war and for peace -- but Lowrey shouldn't have made direct reference to the occupation in Iraq, to the controversial invasion. He just spoke about the wrong war, it seems.
masculine_monica_nyc
Sounds about right. We're supposed to respect great people, not try to emulate them or see the world in a different way because of them.
Land Snark has all the hatred and bile of a young Gordon the Truculent
olexicon, rooster synonym
He's Blink 182 to Gordon's S.O.D.
He's Blink 182 to Gordon's S.O.D.
Phila
Ronnie to his nancy?
sonny to his cher?
Ringo to his rest of the beatles?
I have to admit that I am totally jaded and cynical toward all matters regarding Republican wrong doing.
I know that nothing will happen to Starr, maybe a slap on the wrist, but nothing else.
Therefore, where once this type of news would have overjoyed me, now it simply is another shocking and annoying reminder that people like Starr can do what ever the fuck that they want and nothing comes of it. Ever.
Now you see, what he's done here - and it really is quite ingenious - is to change the word "Todd" to "turd."
Damn, that's way more c