I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

Timing is all


Twice in one day.

Whoo hoo.


Earlier I did seven in a row.


GravatarUmm, can anyone let me know whether I should be afraid that I live proximal to the Inquirer building this frigid Saturday afternoon?


GravatarHeading toward home.


GravatarThere seems to be some sort of a ruckus brewing.


GravatarSeven in a row? If I could do that, my life would be complete!


GravatarDamn you Squeal4. Held to a triple.


GravatarI get that a lot.


Gravatarql, I love you. You crack me up sometimes.


Gravatardamn you mer!


GravatarFuck being Frist


GravatarDo you people ever take a break from hating President George Bush? It doesn't matter, the more Dem's criticize him, the higher he goes in the polls. He won the week. Any week we're talking about national security and Homeland defense and the war on terrorism is a good week for the Republicans and Ken Mehlman has a big grin on his face.


GravatarDo you people ever take a break from hating President George Bush? It doesn't matter, the more Dem's criticize him, the higher he goes in the polls. He won the week. Any week we're talking about national security and Homeland defense and the war on terrorism is a good week for the Republicans and Ken Mehlman has a big grin on his face.


GravatarFuck Bush, too.


GravatarDamn counter - says 0. It lies all the time.


GravatarDo you people ever take a break from hating President George Bush? It doesn't matter, the more Dem's criticize him, the higher he goes in the polls

You just come over here and post that shit to make us laugh, don't you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha!!!

You know better - he's stuck between 35% and 40% approval rating and you know it.


GravatarDamn counter - says 0. It lies all the time.
Tena


It's been screwing with me all morning. Such a tease.


GravatarKen Mehlman's smile has nothing to do with Bush


GravatarDamn counter - says 0. It lies all the time.
Tena-
I cannot believe after the past 5 years that you place any faith in counter intelligence.


GravatarFunny, I'm just finishing listening to Josh Bolten talk about the 'coming crisis in entitlements', that's so sick it's like the grin on Mehlman's [what passes for a] face. Slime-speak for the budget crisis we're causing by giving to the rich more than the country can do without.

By the way, http://www.acornpublishing.com/c.../ challenge.html
is taking orders for DWD's book CHALLENGE, which is quite a work. And he needs 150 orders to get off the ground.


Gravatarspinoza - Hope springs eternal.


but I didn't really believe that 0


Gravatarspinoza, earlier res was asking about a good scotch. Next time you see her you might want to recommend something.


Gravatar Do you people ever take a break from hating President George Bush?

Nope.


Gravatar ql, I love you. You crack me up sometimes.
mer


Why thank you.


GravatarIt's the appreciate QL thread! Me first!


GravatarBy the way, http://www.acornpublishing.com/c.../ challenge.html
is taking orders for DWD's book CHALLENGE, which is quite a work. And he needs 150 orders to get off the ground.
Ruth


I've order several copies meself. Of course, that's because I'm mentioned.


GravatarHaving cancelled my dinner engagement with friends, I feel relieved.

But I imagine I should sleep at some point, it having been 31 hours since I did so...

Not sleep yet, though....


GravatarGod damn it, I get caught posting on a newly-dead thread (see below), and then I come up here and have to spend ten minutes scraping soaring-eagle shit off the goddamned screen...


GravatarDo you people ever take a break from loving president Bush?


GravatarEagle Sores is working very hard to break out of the League of Minor Parody Trolls. maybe he could practice elsewhere?


GravatarHow to get from zero to one is the essential problem in philosophy. After that it's just math.

-


GravatarThat guy on the right looks vaguely familiar .


GravatarTena

right back atcha


GravatarDo you people ever take a break from loving president Bush?
Warren Terra



he has the popularity of a runaway train
why is he so successful


GravatarOh man, I love the cut n' paste.

It's that old Bush magic! (TM)

Off to stock up before the storm...


GravatarDo you people ever take a break from hating President George Bush?

I multitask.


Gravatarrorschach - honey, I worry about you and this ongoing insomnia.

Reefer does it for me - I sleep like a baby.


GravatarDo you people ever take a break from hating President George Bush?

Why yes, sometimes we sleep, sometimes we eat, sometimes we read books. The rest of the time when not occupied with other activities, we hate him.


GravatarI will never take a break from hating chimpy.


Especially when I read stuff like this:

Bush to sell national forest lands

Rather than roll back the tax cuts to the most wealthy, chimpy wants to sell off our national forests to his logging buddies.

Asshole.


Gravatar It's the appreciate QL thread! Me first!
mena


Well then, I guess this will be my favorite thread.

But seriously, do we ever take a break from hating w? How can any thinking person not hate him. Once you recognize that the neocons and dominionists are effectuating a coup and that w is their will partner, you are not a patriot if you don't despise w.


GravatarRepublicans and Ken Mehlman has a big grin on his face.
Soaring Patriotic Eagle


his new issue of "honcho" has arrived?


GravatarDo you people ever take a break from loving president Bush?

I can hate on Bush, listen to music and keep up with the comments.

You should try it some time - it's easy.


Gravatar It's the appreciate QL thread! Me first!

When are we going to have an Eagle Sores Appreciation Thread?


GravatarWhy yes, sometimes we sleep, sometimes we eat, sometimes we read books.


I hate him even when I'm sleeping.


Gravatardo the trolls take a break from hating liberals?


GravatarDoes it strike anyone else

that there's a similarity in attitude and aspect, though not so much in verbosity, between the soi disant 'land snark' and that which represented itself yesterday as 'kirk'...


GravatarI can hate on Bush, listen to music and keep up with the comments.

Thers can do it while frying bacon.


GravatarI discovered this site today, via the Strib.

Don't look if you don't want to know what rich white men living in some of the most exclusive communities in the state of Minnesota think.


GravatarGold in women's moguls
---canada bitches!


Gravatarrorschach - honey, I worry about you and this ongoing insomnia.

Reefer does it for me - I sleep like a baby.
Tena


I'm none too happy about it, believe me. I should look into getting some of that. I tend to smoke only socially, but it would probably help.


Gravatargood news from the Russian Front:

The Russian Foreign Ministry said Saturday that a dialogue with Hamas must be started without delay in order to get the Mideast peace process back on track.

Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov discussed the issue Friday and Saturday with UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan, U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and the European Union's foreign policy chief, Javier Solana, the ministry said.

"The Russian side is convinced that in the interests of guaranteeing prospects for restoring the process of a Palestinian-Israeli settlement on the basis of the 'road map,' it is necessary not to drag out the beginning of talks with Hamas as an influential force in Palestinian society," the ministry said in a statement.


GravatarI can do it in a burger king bathroom


GravatarI should look into getting some of that. I tend to smoke only socially, but it would probably help.
rorschach


I wish you would - I've never seen it fail and you can't keep going like this.


Gravatarfuck bush with a rusty mace!

hey spe = that answer any questions about the murderous lying treasury looting prez who won nothing - lies about katrina negligence finger pointing failure death in iraq and afghanistan lies about leaking intel that's a good week? sheesh! what's a bad one look like?


Gravatarror - have you tried melatonin? Or asked a doc about Ambien?


Gravatardo the trolls take a break from hating liberals?
olexicon, rooster synonym
==

No shit. Did they tell you you're supposed to get a break every shift, trollie? No? Hahahahahahah!


GravatarGold in women's moguls
---canada bitches!
olexicon


Damn that Celine Dion!

I can't name any other female Canadian moguls...Ann Murray?


GravatarDo trolls ever take a break from being assholes?


Gravatar---canada bitches!
olexicon, rooster synonym

Go Jennifer!


GravatarI can do it in a burger king bathroom
olexicon, rooster synonym - 2:17 pm


Olexicon: In 2006, proudly continuing to push the envelope of the Too Much Information Barrier...


Gravatarso, did people already see the stuff from CIA-nik Paul Pillar:
WASHINGTON, Feb. 10 — A C.I.A. veteran who oversaw intelligence assessments about the Middle East from 2000 to 2005 on Friday accused the Bush administration of ignoring or distorting the prewar evidence on a broad range of issues related to Iraq in its effort to justify the American invasion of 2003.

The views of Paul R. Pillar, who retired in October as national intelligence officer for the Near East and South Asia, echoed previous criticism from Democrats and from some administration officials, including Richard A. Clarke, the former White House counterterrorism adviser, and Paul H. O'Neill, the former treasury secretary.

But Mr. Pillar is the first high-level C.I.A. insider to speak out by name on the use of prewar intelligence. His article for the March-April issue of Foreign Affairs, which charges the administration with the selective use of intelligence about Iraq's unconventional weapons and the chances of postwar chaos in Iraq, was posted Friday on the journal's Web site after it was reported in The Washington Post.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/ 1...agewanted=print


Gravatarrorschach - any particular reason for this latest marathon? You gotta get some help for this.


GravatarI can't name any other female Canadian moguls...Ann Murray?

That BITCH!


Gravatar...Ann Murray?
Jay C.


spread your tiny wings and fly away


GravatarYou know the latest Ann Coulter controversy? Well look at this from TownHall:

http://www.townhall.com/blogs/ca.../10/ 186022.html

"Ann Coulter just spoke at CPAC. The room was literally packed...not everyone could get in.

She was certainly witty and funny. Nobody delivers better one liners. But in classic Coulter fashion, she finds a way to cross the line.

She stirred some controversy with this comment, "Our motto should be, raghead talks tough, raghead faces thunderous consequences."

After her speech, a young Muslim conservative took her to task. He thanked her for coming to speak and then told her that he had a very hard time recruiting fellow Muslims to the conservative cause when people like her inflamed the situation with comments like that.

He received applause from a significant portion of the audience.

Coulter shot back, acknowledging that at times she makes jokes at Muslims' expense but that they killed 3,000 Americans on September 11, "So I think that makes us even.""

What a bitch. Read the comments is you want to get depressed.


GravatarBut seriously, do we ever take a break from hating w? How can any thinking person not hate him. Once you recognize that the neocons and dominionists are effectuating a coup and that w is their will partner, you are not a patriot if you don't despise w.
ql in ny

I for one hope to never experience this level of discontent for public servants again in my lifetime.


GravatarOr asked a doc about Ambien?
NTodd, Land Shark


Yeah, I have that, and have been using it during the week, when I have to rise for my 8 to 5 job. Laying off it for the weekend, when I don't have to be up at any particular time...


GravatarI appreciate QL.

I also appreciate cold weather, because I am able to go to the bagel shop and get my Saturday bagel (pumpernickle today, bitches!) without having to put on a bra. Yay, big puffy winter coats!

I also appreciate the caraway seeds in my pumpernickle bagel.


GravatarI can do it in a burger king bathroom
olexicon


I've done it in the men's room in a bar downtown before.


GravatarDo you people ever take a break from hating President George Bush?

No.

I hate you too you.


GravatarShania Twain


GravatarLittle Brø - olexicon's just got more soul than he can control.


GravatarI'm none too happy about it, believe me. I should look into getting some of that. I tend to smoke only socially, but it would probably help.
rorschach


Has the opposite effect on me...more like speed.

Only thing I can really say is that these cycles do end. I was up 'til four or five am for two solid months not long ago, and then spent a couple of months falling asleep by 1 am. (It's creeping back up a bit lately, as you may've noticed last night).


GravatarI can hate on Bush, listen to music and keep up with the comments.

Thers can do it while frying bacon.
NTodd, Land Shark

I can do it while frying bacon naked! I'm a better dancer than most 6'4" 49 tear olds


GravatarShania Twain
footloose


Good one. I don't think Alanis qualifies for "mogul" status.


GravatarI hate you too you.

arrgghh!


GravatarI hate you too you.

arrgghh!


GravatarDo trolls ever take a break from being assholes?
NTodd, Land Shark


yes, on Sundays when they become Righteous Pricks-


GravatarAvril Lavigne?


Gravatarrorschach - any particular reason for this latest marathon? You gotta get some help for this.
mena


Full time job + teaching a class + trying to get another chapter of the diss written = excessive stress.


Gravatarfor one hope to never experience this level of discontent for public servants again in my lifetime.
footloose


I hate them bitterly and I have never felt this way about politicians. I disliked Nixon, but I didn't hate him like I hate Commander CooCoo Bananas and his crew. They are fucking traitors to the constitution and to everything this country is supposed to be.

Fuck Bush.


GravatarI can do it while frying bacon naked! I'm a better dancer than most 6'4" 49 tear olds

To dodge the hot grease spatters, you'd have to be.

Ouch!, ow, yikes!


Gravatar I can hate on Bush, listen to music and keep up with the comments.

Thers can do it while frying bacon.


Could someone please bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never oh never make me forget I'm a man?

You know, like, if you have a spare few minutes.


GravatarFull time job + teaching a class + trying to get another chapter of the diss written = excessive stress.

Gotta fuck buddy who can give you a hand?


GravatarIs it bad to have a buzz going at 1 central time?


GravatarRedux from below (Director's Cut):

The souls of hags like O'Bierne and Coulter have been long since desiccated and fried crispy by their prolonged proximity to the deadly blue gamma-radiation of Fame.

Their souls are cinders bound together by a shell of ego and unwarranted self-importance.

And that's the best thing I can think of to say about them at the moment.


GravatarGotta fuck buddy who can give you a hand?
masculine_monica_nyc | 02.11.06 - 2:24 pm | #


Indeed. I married her, in fact. But that hasn't helped either, today (well, technically, late last night)...


Gravatar'I've order several copies meself. Of course, that's because I'm mentioned.
ql in ny'

Good for you, ql - hopefully the mentions of atriots will not go unappreciated, and of course DWD has found a lot of support/reinforcement from the rational comment here. Yes, I' m bookwhoring for DWD, he's in need of some orders, and his stuff is good.


GravatarPeople who fret about how hateful liberals are also big fans of Ann Coulter. Funny.


GravatarI hate them bitterly and I have never felt this way about politicians. I disliked Nixon, but I didn't hate him like I hate Commander CooCoo Bananas and his crew. They are fucking traitors to the constitution and to everything this country is supposed to be.

IIRC, Walter Benjamin said that "Knowledge of evil has no subject." That's kind of how I feel about Bushco...it's kind of like abhorring a vacuum. There's nothing there, which is the problem. Bush and his people are empty husks.


GravatarIs it bad to have a buzz going at 1 central time?
Zap Rowsdower - 2:25 pm


izzat what time it is?


........'ear....
.


GravatarI can do it while frying bacon naked! I'm a better dancer than most 6'4" 49 tear olds
Archibald Tuttle


Hope it doesn't spatter. Ouch.


Gravatar
Could someone please bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never oh never make me forget I'm a man?

You know, like, if you have a spare few minutes.


I can only do that if I'm stripping at the same time.


[a joke noone is going to get. A stripper at the Diamond Dolls here in Dallas used to strip to that song.]


GravatarTaking a break.


See you guys in an hour.

I love you all more than food,
except for that nit Soreing Egret
Dripping or whatever his dopey
name is.


GravatarTena - I remember people in the 70's and 80's who'd drop in a casual, non-emotional conversation how much they hated Nixon, and it would always surprise me, the depth of it. They hated him viscerally, whereas I just thought he was an exceptionally crooked politician. I get it now. Those were usually people of an earlier generation (my husband), and he'd killed their illusions about the country. Just like w has done 'for' us.


GravatarThe souls of hags like O'Bierne and Coulter have been long since desiccated and fried crispy by their prolonged proximity to the deadly blue gamma-radiation of Fame.

Their souls are cinders bound together by a shell of ego and unwarranted self-importance.


Sintered souls, the latest craze in hell!


Gravatar Is it bad to have a buzz going at 1 central time?

Yes. Come over to Eastern time and share. That will make it OK.


GravatarIndeed. I married her, in fact. But that hasn't helped either, today (well, technically, late last night)...
rorschach


Yeah, that doesn't necessarily do the trick. In my case, insomnia is like being plugged into a light socket or something. There's no real question of using up energy in that way.


GravatarBut that hasn't helped either, today (well, technically, late last night)...

For some reason, I thought Miriam was out of town. That must be a lot of stress, if sex can't burn it off.

When I have insomnia, I just go with it, knowing that it will end. But I've been a habitual insomniac as far back as I can remember.


GravatarThere's no real question of using up energy in that way.
Phila | Homepage | 02.11.06 - 2:28 pm | #


Fun trying, though.


GravatarI can only do that if I'm stripping at the same time.


[a joke noone is going to get. A stripper at the Diamond Dolls here in Dallas used to strip to that song.]


If you want to come over and demonstrate I'm sure it would help me appreciate the witticism better. Hubba-hubba!


GravatarThose were usually people of an earlier generation (my husband), and he'd killed their illusions about the country. Just like w has done 'for' us.

My father feels that way about Lyndon Johnson.


Gravatar"There's nothing there, which is the problem. Bush and his people are empty husks."
--Phila


And they will leave nothing in their exit. The burden this country will bear will be like nothing we've seen. What a waste.


GravatarYes. Come over to Eastern time and share. That will make it OK.
Thers


Okay. But I don't wanna get shit for Rosie carrying around beer cans again.


GravatarI can do it while frying bacon naked! I'm a better dancer than most 6'4" 49 tear olds
Archibald Tuttle - 2:21 pm


49 tears is about average for naked bacon-fryers.

More, if one slips on the spattered grease and goes ass-over-teakettles just as the jiggled frying pan gives off a great pyroclastic blast of grease and smoke.

Those who are called to the altar of bacon, and we are many, must be prepared to suffer for our faith.


GravatarBushCo makes Nixon look penny ante.

And I hated Nixon.


GravatarThose were usually people of an earlier generation (my husband), and he'd killed their illusions about the country. Just like w has done 'for' us.
mena


I think one thing that kept me from hating Nixon this much is that the media wasn't trying to cover for him and Congress didn't let him get away with it.

Commander CooCoo Bananas engenders so much hatred in part because he scares the fuck out of me. I am terrified they aren't going to stop him from completely tearing the country apart.


Gravatarand the beat(ing) goes on...

More Medications Siezed


GravatarBut that hasn't helped either, today (well, technically, late last night)...

For some reason, I thought Miriam was out of town. That must be a lot of stress, if sex can't burn it off.


And you thought I would cheat!?

I am shocked and hurt!


GravatarI am terrified they aren't going to stop him from completely tearing the country apart.

I'm convinced their own incompetence will bring them down, if no one else will.


Gravatar49 tears is about average for naked bacon-fryers.
==

None at all involved in oven-frying. God damn you to hell, Thers!


GravatarBut I don't wanna get shit for Rosie carrying around beer cans again.

Don't worry. Rosie will be preoccupied watching Tena strip while cooking bacon.


GravatarIt doesn't matter, the more Dem's criticize him, the higher he goes in the polls.

Yeh. Absolutely Soaring to near 40% approval. That ain't even a quorum.


GravatarI think one thing that kept me from hating Nixon this much is that the media wasn't trying to cover for him and Congress didn't let him get away with it.

Now the media, I actually do hate passionately. If Bush is some vapid destructive force like a virus, the media are the people who spray it into subways and shopping malls.


Gravatar Do you people ever take a break from hating President George Bush?

I'd love one, but every time I blink, he does something else even more egregious than previously. I never get a break


GravatarNone at all involved in oven-frying.

Thick sliced bacon and a broiler pan so that the grease can drip out is the trick. It takes forever to cook bacon this way, but I really like the distance between me and the grease.


GravatarI am terrified they aren't going to stop him from completely tearing the country apart.
==

Well, right there with you, then.(passing the dutchie on the left hand side)


GravatarGod damn you to hell, Thers!

There will be bacon for you... someday....



Can I have some?


GravatarPaging Ken Starr -
http://www.suspectgoods.com/
-


GravatarYeh. Absolutely Soaring to near 40% approval. That ain't even a quorum.
plantsman


I love how 51% was a mandate bestowing unheard-of political capital, while 60% is the irrational hatred of an America-hating minority.


GravatarI'm convinced their own incompetence will bring them down, if no one else will.
doug, neanderthal


I wish I was convinced. Hoping and praying, though, cause it doesn't look like the Dems are gonna do it...


GravatarNote to trolls: Please learn how to use apostrophes correctly.

Also, it's not spelled "looser."

Just FYI.


Gravatar"Soaring Patriotic Eagle" seems more like a "Stupid Proto-Fascist Buttlicker."


Gravatarfocus--they're fucking morons. You don't piss off senior citizens. They vote.


GravatarNow the media, I actually do hate passionately. If Bush is some vapid destructive force like a virus, the media are the people who spray it into subways and shopping malls.


Oh god, me too. Fucking whores - that's all the 4th motherfucking estate is anymore. I hate every one of them.


GravatarCommander CooCoo Bananas engenders so much hatred in part because he scares the fuck out of me. I am terrified they aren't going to stop him from completely tearing the country apart.
Tena


As I said.

They started the coup with Clinton's impeachment, and are trying finish the job now. And the press is fully complicit. And the easiest way to effectuate said coup is to give their base a focus for hatred.

Anyone else getting spooked by how w keeps saying it's okay for people to disagree with him. Um, okay. It's alright today, but will we still have his permission tomorrow?


GravatarAnd you thought I would cheat!?

No, no -- not at all. I thought you had an open marriage.

I am shocked and hurt!

I apologize.


GravatarPlantsman--yeah, but how do you fit 'let the stupid protofascist buttlicker sore' into the melody?


GravatarThat emptiness at the core of the cretins seems to me to be the ultimate inability to value anything but profits. Selling the country, the constitution, ethics, nothing impresses the cabal - only profits. Listened this a.m. to some one yodelling about the profits he'd made investing in Halliburton. No concept of the fact that war profiteering, selling shoddy goods and overchargine the public for them, that's okay if it generates profits. That's total emptiness.


GravatarHow in the name of Jeebus can anyone
look at this Administration and see something good?


GravatarNo, no -- not at all. I thought you had an open marriage.

You're thinking of Shoelimpy and AnnieAngel.


GravatarI'd love one, but every time I blink, he does something else even more egregious than previously. I never get a break
==

Absolutely right. I was actually prepared to cut the little fucker some slack, once upon a time. One day without worsening the damage is apparently asking too much.


GravatarI'd love one, but every time I blink, he does something else even more egregious than previously. I never get a break
Sallyh,




GravatarI apologize.
masculine_monica_nyc | 02.11.06 - 2:37 pm | #


I was teasing, monica. Seriously, it is all okay.

I've had open relationships, and even lived in a three-person relationship household for a while. Now, though, I don't want anyone but M.


Gravatarfrom the end of MODO today:

In the new Foreign Affairs, Paul Pillar, who was a senior C.I.A. official overseeing Middle East intelligence assessments until October, says the obvious conclusion that should have been drawn from the intelligence on Iraq was that war was unnecessary. He says the White House "went to war without requesting — and evidently without being influenced by — any strategic-level intelligence assessments on any aspect of Iraq."

He calls the relationship between the intelligence community and the policy makers — you guessed it — politicized, damaged by bureaucratic rivalries and dysfunctional.

A final absurd junction of dysfunction was reached on Wednesday, when Republican Party leaders awarded Tom DeLay with a seat on the Appropriations subcommittee overseeing the Justice Department, which is investigating Jack Abramoff, including his connections to Tom DeLay.

Perfect.


GravatarGeorge, you had me at "bring 'em on"...


GravatarWell, right there with you, then. (passing the dutchie on the left hand side)
mena - 2:35 pm




......ear.....


GravatarI was teasing, monica. Seriously, it is all okay.

It's wrong to tease a lesbian because WE ARE 578 PERCENT MORE LIKELY TO HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR than are heterosexual women.


GravatarYou don't piss off senior citizens. They vote.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere


the live ones do


GravatarG4 M-C's < um >


GravatarWould you like to know more? I Love Bacon.


Gravatarthat's okay if it generates profits. That's total emptiness.

Ever wonder if some of the supply issues that the troops in Iraq are suffering from is due to suppliers who have a hard time putting their whole back behind the effort?
In other word, in their deepest thoughts and hearts they know this is wrong.


GravatarPlantsman--yeah, but how do you fit 'let the stupid protofascist buttlicker sore' into the melody?
I really don't wanna mess with Asscroft's Meisterstueck, but Frank Zappa could done it!


GravatarMore Medications Siezed
focus


the federal government:keeping old people from their canadian painkillers since 2006


GravatarCan I have some?
Thers
==

Maybe.


GravatarWoof


GravatarDo you people ever take a break from hating President George Bush?

Sure, occasionally I take time out to hate Matthews, Russert, Brooks, Dowd & co. Then there's my hatred of Cheny and Rummy and Condi. Then there's my hatred of their brain dead followers. I'm really very busy. But I save the worst of it for snow.


GravatarIt's wrong to tease a lesbian because WE ARE 578 PERCENT MORE LIKELY TO HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR than are heterosexual women.
masculine_monica_nyc


I thought you carried your sense of humor on your keychain, hooked to your beltloop. Or stored in the U-Haul, ready to move in with your next relationship!


GravatarIt's wrong to tease a lesbian because WE ARE 578 PERCENT MORE LIKELY TO HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR than are heterosexual women.
masculine_monica_nyc


it's because all of their dick is latex or plastic. Sad, but true.


GravatarYou're thinking of Shoelimpy and AnnieAngel.
Phila


Ack!


Gravatar"It's alright today, but will we still have his permission tomorrow?"
--ql in ny

Those detention camps they are erecting tell me all I need to know.


GravatarHow in the name of Jeebus can anyone
look at this Administration and see something good?
plantsman


My opinion: People in this country are insecure and unhappy, and the GOP has found a few convenient scapegoats for them to blame it on. So there's a big (though shrinking) part of the country that thinks things'll be OK once they "get" the people who are bringing them down.

It's to the point where the only way a lot of these people can judge whether or not something is good anymore is by whether it makes liberals angry. If it pisses us off, it means Bush is doing a good job. Cutting off your nose to spite your face, I think they call it.


GravatarGod, that bacon meme sure had staying power!


GravatarAfternoon, moonbats.


GravatarAbsolutely right. I was actually prepared to cut the little fucker some slack, once upon a time. One day without worsening the damage is apparently asking too much.
mena

I think that's when I decided to start drinking again.


GravatarEver wonder if some of the supply issues that the troops in Iraq are suffering from is due to suppliers who have a hard time putting their whole back behind the effort?
==

Yes, I'd bet money their consciences are forcing them to reserve large quantities of cash. For, youknow, whatever might come up.


GravatarI've had open relationships, and even lived in a three-person relationship household for a while.

Those always sound like total eroticism, but when I've seen these kinds of arrangements , they look more like emotional tag team wrestling.


Gravatarrun


GravatarIt's wrong to tease a lesbian because WE ARE 578 PERCENT MORE LIKELY TO HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR than are heterosexual women.
masculine_monica_nyc


I don't get it.


Gravatardo the trolls take a break from hating liberals?

of course


GravatarI'm currently taking a break from hating Bush and, instead, hating WCCO Radio.


GravatarWTF is up in politics today? I've been busy being a wage slave again. It sucks.


GravatarIt's wrong to tease a lesbian because WE ARE 578 PERCENT MORE LIKELY TO HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR than are heterosexual women.
masculine_monica_nyc

I don't get it.
Phila


not from a Lesbian, anyway


GravatarWhen I have insomnia, I just go with it, knowing that it will end. But I've been a habitual insomniac as far back as I can remember.

Me, too. Usually happens about twice a month. The other night I knitted half a scarf while watching "Local Hero" between 2 and 4 AM.


GravatarThose always sound like total eroticism, but when I've seen these kinds of arrangements , they look more like emotional tag team wrestling.
doug, neanderthal


Someone's bound to lose, IMO. At least, that's how I've always seen it play out.


GravatarThose always sound like total eroticism, but when I've seen these kinds of arrangements , they look more like emotional tag team wrestling.
doug, neanderthal


Like the men who think polygyny would be hot. Hope is hard to kill, I guess.


GravatarThose always sound like total eroticism, but when I've seen these kinds of arrangements , they look more like emotional tag team wrestling.
doug, neanderthal


It was both, but quickly became more the latter than the former...


GravatarI liked this country better when we went to horror films to get scared. --Electing Chimpy and Creepy Veepy really hasn't helped much.


GravatarRead any good comics lately?


GravatarI thought you carried your sense of humor on your keychain, hooked to your beltloop. Or stored in the U-Haul, ready to move in with your next relationship!
rorschach
==

It's in their softball mitts.


Gravatarinstead, hating WCCO Radio.
Zap Rowsdower


it's no WKRP
mind you


GravatarSomeone's bound to lose, IMO. At least, that's how I've always seen it play out.

There may be some math to explain what number of partners are stable ones and which number of partners tend to act like fissionable nucleotides. I've never seen anyone work this out.


GravatarI've had open relationships, and even lived in a three-person relationship household for a while. Now, though, I don't want anyone but M.

I don't know where people who cheat on their spouses or partners ever find the time to do it, frankly. It just seems to me like a logistical nightmare.


GravatarRead any good comics lately?
Radical Shiite Cleric


that FamilY Circus starring the prophet muhammad


GravatarLesbians ROCK!


Gravatar God, that bacon meme sure had staying power!

I know another meme that has even more staying power...


GravatarAnyone else getting spooked by how w keeps saying it's okay for people to disagree with him. Um, okay. It's alright today, but will we still have his permission tomorrow?

I feel that - he's been mentioning that every fucking time he opens his mouth lately.

The minute he says something is ok, watch out. He has a way of telegraphing things that way. What he really means is the opposite of what he says.


GravatarPolygamy sucks. It's bad enough you have to listen to one Harpy all the time....


Gravatarthat FamilY Circus starring the prophet muhammad

Jihadi Circus.


GravatarWhen I have insomnia, I just go with it, knowing that it will end. But I've been a habitual insomniac as far back as I can remember.

Weird, but true. I notice if I watch more than a couple hours of TV and don't turn it off till right before bedtime, I can't sleep well at all.


GravatarI know another meme that has even more staying power...
NTodd, Land Shark


PANTS!


GravatarI don't know where people who cheat on their spouses or partners ever find the time to do it, frankly. It just seems to me like a logistical nightmare.
Thers


Ain't that the truth, though?

I've always been too lazy to be a good liar, so my open relationships have been open, and my committed ones have been faithful.

It's just easier that way.


GravatarWho knew kosher was so fat-laden?


GravatarI liked this country better when we went to horror films to get scared.

The 50's monster movies were symbolic of the recent horrors of WWII and the atomic age.


GravatarPolygamy sucks. It's bad enough you have to listen to one Harpy all the time....
Radical Shiite Cleric


You know, as I understand it, you don't have to have more than one wife. It's not a requirement, it's a matter of choice.


GravatarLike the men who think polygyny would be hot. Hope is hard to kill, I guess.
Marcia Brady ?


The last time I had the possibility of that sort of thing happening, the thought that it'd somehow turn into that - or that someone would expect it to - was my biggest worry. I think it'd be a nightmare.


GravatarLike the men who think polygyny would be hot

The practice of being multiple women at once?


GravatarI don't know where people who cheat on their spouses or partners ever find the time to do it, frankly. It just seems to me like a logistical nightmare.
Thers


At noon. After work. Say you're going to visit a co-worker in the hospital and then secretly meet up and make out like crazy in the elevator. In the backseat. At parks. In parking lots. Hotel rooms. Apartments.

It really is quite sleazy, in retrospect.


GravatarPolygamy sucks. It's bad enough you have to listen to one Harpy all the time....
Radical Shiite Cleric


is that because of gay marriage?


GravatarI remember seeing one lesbian comedian once live who was pretty funny. The line I remember is how she was walking down a street in Brooklyn and some meathead yelled at her, "DYKE!" And her response was "Uh, yes, and your point...?" She then opined that he was the kind of person who would yell at a mailbox, "MAILBOX!"


GravatarIt's not a requirement, it's a matter of choice.
Tena |


(hums "freedom of choice" by DEVO)


GravatarOoops. I'm Katie Couric.

Now I understand why res was asking Hecate if she had pancakes for breakfast.

Apparently, Jesus came in one today.


GravatarI don't know where people who cheat on their spouses or partners ever find the time to do it, frankly. It just seems to me like a logistical nightmare.
Thers


Having gone through such a phase in my early twenties, I can vouch for that. Put that energy into something worthwhile, and you'd be unstoppable.


GravatarApparently, Jesus came in one today.

???????


GravatarCame in one what?


GravatarI don't know where people who cheat on their spouses or partners ever find the time to do it, frankly. It just seems to me like a logistical nightmare.
Thers


That's only when you have young children. By the time they all leave the nest you're too old and tired to be interested anymore.

I swear, this working full time is sucking my life's blood out of me.


Gravatarstrangest snow day I've ever seen, snows like mad for an hour, sun comes out melts it off, snows again.

http://tinyurl.com/dbhjr


GravatarYou know where they'll really be giving it to Bush?

Mardi gras.

Damn Wapo story doesn't mention it, but you just know they're gonna harsh on Bush all week long.

Maybe Scout P. can get some good pics.


GravatarSo, what's new?

Am I picking up NTodd to-morrow?


GravatarAlong with ChiDi, here's another radical black lesbian at the university of illinois-urbana champaign.. It that IL. is turning out these days?

http://blackademic.blogspot.com/


GravatarThe last time I had the possibility of that sort of thing happening, the thought that it'd somehow turn into that - or that someone would expect it to - was my biggest worry. I think it'd be a nightmare.
Phila


The thought of having even one husband gives me the heebie-jeebies.


GravatarYes, money is all they think about. I turned on the teebee to watch a dvd this morning. Before starting the movie I flipped thru the newschannsels to see what was up.

After the movie, I realized I left the dvr recording Faux. *shudder* But I could go back watch bits of it without suffering thru it in real time. It's the only way to watch the crap they spew.

The graphics on screen all the time said-
IN FOCUS
Deadly Cartoon Riots:
Good for America and markets?
(a dicussion of the Muslin outrage by a bunch of clueless white people)

KILL SOCIAL SECURITY
To make Americans save more
(2 crazy people who want to end SS and 3 others who want to change it into the failed Bush plan from last year-and no mention of the fact it's been put into the budget proposal, even though everyone hates it.)

During a segment on stock picks, Rich Karlgaard said Time Warner was the spawn of satan and no one should by it on moral gounds. Nice thing to say about a competitor, huh? (NOTE-no American media company is really worth defending these days.)

This was all during Forbes on Faux, and all the pundits work for Forbes. I wonder how much Forbes pays to sponsor that show?


GravatarApparently, Jesus came in one today.
Vicki


Sounds unsanitary. But I guess it's OK, him being Jesus and all. I think I'll just have a cup of coffee, all the same.


GravatarJesus and the Pancake


GravatarI swear, this working full time is sucking my life's blood out of me.
ql in ny
==


Oh, hear, hear.


GravatarI don't know where people who cheat on their spouses or partners ever find the time to do it, frankly. It just seems to me like a logistical nightmare.

At our office we had some wonderful entertainment one summer: The Parking Lot Affair. Every Monday through Thursday evening an older guy would drive up and park in the back of the lot, which was visible from my office on the 3rd floor. About 10 minutes later, a lovely young lady would park next to him and get into his car. Once my friend Adam and I deliberately drove by, and all we saw was the dude (in a business suit) holding onto the steering wheel. The lady was nowhere in sight. Ahem.


GravatarMy father feels that way about Lyndon Johnson.
Halfdan

I understand why.

Lyndon Johnson was my inspiration to make my focus American history in university. His swaggering use of power amazeded me - his failures were big ones; The Great Society and the pointless Vietnam War -


GravatarKatie Couric (of the *ahem* unchanged cookies *ahem*)

See? That just seems like a lot of extra work.

Of course most of my plotting nowadays involves hiding from the children long enough to spend two minutes alone with my wife, and said time-window is usually slammed shut pronto by an interruption along the lines of a phone call or a child falling off the coffee table and screaming.


GravatarJesus Came Back in a Pancake, and the man is selling it on E-bay.


GravatarThe thought of having even one husband gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Marcia Brady ?


Ditto!


GravatarThat's only when you have young children. By the time they all leave the nest you're too old and tired to be interested anymore.

Hunh.


.


GravatarThe thought of having even one husband gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Marcia Brady ∞



Waaaahhhhh!


GravatarVicki - I don't want to deal with comcast, but let me guess - it's food, right? Why would your savior always be showing up in food? Is it because it's what they're usually looking at?


GravatarMY upstairs neighbor, who's a three
star chef, just gave me some sake.

I didn't know you were supposed to
drink it cold.


He also gave me some of these
crispy little
miniature crabs that you eat
like popcorn. Yum!!!!!


GravatarThe thought of having even one husband gives me the heebie-jeebies.

You aren't the only one.

Am I picking up NTodd to-morrow?

Probably not. Hopefully I've gotten out of the gig, but even if I do have to go, I'll be doing a team teach (really an observation for QA purposes) and must schmooze the customer--logistically easier when in a hotel right by the facility (location of which I don't even know yet).


GravatarSee, this is the thing. Cheating robs everybody. I'd never, ever cheat again. Not gonna happen.


GravatarThe lady was nowhere in sight. Ahem.
NTodd, Land Shark


I'm sure she was just resting her eyes for a minute.


Gravatarjesus came to the clam bake?


GravatarPolyandry is easy, though. I treat all my trophy husbands exactly the same (as Muhammad decreed). If I dust one on the mantelpiece, I dust them all. Easy.


GravatarWaaaahhhhh!
men


Exhibit A.


GravatarJesus Came Back in a Pancake, and the man is selling it on E-bay.
Vicki


I must say, I was hoping the Second Coming would a little more dramatic, given the sorts of problems we face. I'm no theologian, but I don't think a novelty pancake is going to help matters much.


GravatarThe lady was nowhere in sight. Ahem.
NTodd, Land Shark
==

Classy. Were either of the cars a trans-am?


Gravatarstrangest snow day I've ever seen, snows like mad for an hour, sun comes out melts it off, snows again.

http://tinyurl.com/dbhjr
1watt Hermit | Email | 02.11.06 - 2:54 pm | #
*********************

the eensy weensy spiders must be going nuts.


Gravatarmena,

This guy was cooking a pancake, and lo and behold, the face of Jesus appeared.

It is a Bisquick Miracle!


GravatarI'm sure she was just resting her eyes for a minute.

No doubt.


GravatarThe thought of having even one husband gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Marcia Brady ?

Ditto!
Phila


Now Boarding, Lesbo Flight 27..... All Dykes may now board...........


GravatarJesus Came Back in a Pancake, and the man is selling it on E-bay.

Very syruptitious of him.


GravatarThe lady was nowhere in sight. Ahem.
NTodd, Land Shark

I bet she was on target though.


Gravatar
Having gone through such a phase in my early twenties, I can vouch for that. Put that energy into something worthwhile, and you'd be unstoppable.
Phila



You and me both and yeah, it wrings everything out of you, emotionally, physically and psychically.


GravatarQL In NY:

From inspecting an earlier thread, I realize I missed your request for some tunes.

Please email a mailing address, and I'll send a CD.

---------------

In the meantime, I just finished watching Corpse Bride, and thought it an nicely sweet film.

I've been a fan of puppet animation since I was a lad, and it's great to see it so frightfully well-executed, so to speak.


GravatarThe thought of having even one husband gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Marcia Brady ?


I'd like one, but I have conditions:
1) He has his bathroom; I have mine
2) He gets a "clubhouse" or the equivalent, i.e., a room or shed or barn or something devoted to his boy stuff (e.g., electronics, ugly furniture, collection of science fiction books, dvds, sports memorabilia, etc.)

Is that too much to ask?

(In NYC, methinks it is.)


GravatarClassy. Were either of the cars a trans-am?

No. She had one of those dumpyish cars you'd expect for a 24yo personal assistant. He was driving a Volvo. Real family man.


GravatarMan, I'm awake way toooo late.

But I must be way off on a tangent from y'all.

I read the SNOW! Headline followed by the "We're all gonna die" subtitle and figured it was gonna be a story on something craptacular by the Bushevik Sec. of Treasury.


GravatarPolyandry is easy, though. I treat all my trophy husbands exactly the same (as Muhammad decreed). If I dust one on the mantelpiece, I dust them all. Easy.

Just their heads? Shrunken, or dried?


GravatarI bet she was on target though.

Gold 5, indeed.


Gravatar. I'm no theologian, but I don't think a novelty pancake is going to help matters much.
Phila |

Unless bush chokes on it!


GravatarVery syruptitious of him.
Halfdan


it's sacrelicious!


GravatarI'd get married again. Or just live with someone.

I'm not into being alone for the rest of my life, but I won't settle for someone I don't love with mad passion and respect.


GravatarI didn't know you were supposed to
drink it cold.


You can have it either way, although some are only supposed to be cold.

There's a milky one that's very good...seems always to be served at room temperature, although I couldn't swear to it.


Gravatarthe eensy weensy spiders must be going nuts.
Olaf glad and big

don't know about them, but the dogs aren't very happy.


GravatarNow I understand why res was asking Hecate if she had pancakes for breakfast.--Vicki

I asked her b/c last night she was debating whether to go to the grocery store during the pre-storm hysteria or to get up and go at 4:30 AM (when Miss Thing wakes her, apparently). I voted for the crack 'o dawn, provided there was a reward in the form of a tasty breakfast at the end.


Gravatar Earlier I did seven in a row.
ql in ny


Heh, this takes on a new meaning in the context of our polyandry discussion...


GravatarWay back when, a friend had a yellowed clipping from the LA Times of a new story involving jeebus on a little old lady's tortilla. She had a little shrine set up in the living room and the whole neighborhood would pay it's respects. How is it no one ever laughed?


GravatarNo. She had one of those dumpyish cars you'd expect for a 24yo personal assistant. He was driving a Volvo. Real family man.

Something similar took place at the dog park I take my dogs to. But both the participants were driving SUVs with child seats in them. It was quite funny when all the dogs ran to one of the cars (that was slightly swaying) and barked like mad.


GravatarLyndon Johnson was my inspiration to make my focus American history in university. His swaggering use of power amazeded me - his failures were big ones; The Great Society and the pointless Vietnam War -

Have you experienced the animatronic LBJ at the museum here in Austin?

It is something else.


GravatarExcuse me, Steve, but isn't the consumption of crispy crab popcorn and sake explicitly forbidden according to the dietary laws in the Book of Leviticus?

I hope you're prepared to be unclean for seven days.


GravatarHannitowls.


GravatarI'd like one, but I have conditions:
1) He has his bathroom; I have mine
2) He gets a "clubhouse" or the equivalent, i.e., a room or shed or barn or something devoted to his boy stuff (e.g., electronics, ugly furniture, collection of science fiction books, dvds, sports memorabilia, etc.)

Is that too much to ask?

(In NYC, methinks it is.)
res ipsa loquitur


Yes, it is. What makes you think your tastes are better than his? Not all men have ugly furniture, science fiction books, etc. Expand your mind, and you might find someone.


GravatarNow Boarding, Lesbo Flight 27..... All Dykes may now board...........
Blink 182


I don't think our papers would be in order.


GravatarIs that too much to ask?

(In NYC, methinks it is.)
res ipsa loquitur


Umm, yeah. Good luck, unless you marry another lawyer, maybe one who works for the mob or something.

I'm going to sit here and fantasize about an extra room for a minute. Talk amongst yourselves...


GravatarHave you experienced the animatronic LBJ at the museum here in Austin?

Suddenly reminded of Bill and Ted...


GravatarMy loathing of Dubya is what gives that distinctive smoky flavoring to the bacon of my patriotism.


GravatarIn the meantime, I just finished watching Corpse Bride, and thought it an nicely sweet film.


I loved it. Tough call between that and Wallace & Gromit for the Oscar...


GravatarJust looked on eBay at a Jesus Pancake, and it looked like Peter Lorre as Rasputin.


GravatarI'm going to sit here and fantasize about an extra room for a minute. Talk amongst yourselves...
Marcia Brady ?


I actually had a house with three bedrooms. Unfortunately, I moved out of it to get married. Our current place is mostly books, with some pathways winding through them. Can't move, though, 'til Mrs. P decides where she wants to work on doctoral stuff...


GravatarOf course most of my plotting nowadays involves hiding from the children long enough to spend two minutes alone with my wife, and said time-window is usually slammed shut pronto by an interruption along the lines of a phone call or a child falling off the coffee table and screaming.
Thers


Ah yes. Quick, drive the kids to theatre class, drive home, quickie, dress, pick kids up. Oy, and people ask my if I miss em. Nope.


GravatarWhile watching the parade of nations last night we were flipping back and forth and caught a few minutes of John Stossel. According to Mr. Stossel, sharing is bad. Also according to Mr. Stossel, sprawl is not a problem since 95% of the land in this country remains undeveloped.


GravatarI loved it. Tough call between that and Wallace & Gromit for the Oscar...
rorschach


Watched that last night and liked it a lot. All his stuff is such vegetarian propaganda, too. I'm surprised it hasn't excited profound debate at The Corner.


GravatarAlso according to Mr. Stossel, sprawl is not a problem since 95% of the land in this country remains undeveloped.
Halfdan


"Rain follows the plow," they used to say.


GravatarNot all men have ugly furniture, science fiction books, etc.

I do. I'm a slob, actually.


GravatarSheets. Joementum and Hannity, sittin' in a tree...


GravatarI'm the one with all of the cool antique furniture, not my wife.


GravatarNow look, it seems obvious that the Jesus Pancake flap is essentially about Freedom of Speech.

For backwards and primitive peoples to tear off and release buckets of flies into the syrup works, and hijack butter trucks with blowtorches is... why, it's simply proof of their backwardness and primitivity!

The Jesus Pancake is a fitting symbol of the Sacred Principle of Free Speech; indeed, one might define Free Speech as the right to share a Jesus Pancake with the world.

But please, no Muhammed Waffles.


Gravatarlogistically easier when in a hotel right by the facility (location of which I don't even know yet).

Wull, you let me know eh? Like, I'm in North-Central Phoenix so unless you're in someplace like Chandler or Apache Junction or Goodyear....


Gravatarsheets.

And Blink182, what was your meaning in the deleted Lieberman comment?


GravatarHello, ladies and heathens:

Assclowns of the Week: Cabbages and Kings Edition is now up. And this is a special, expanded edition that’s the most massive ACOTW in all of recorded human history (alright, we’re talking only since last July)! Because I take aim at not the usual ten, or even twelve, but fifteen of this week’s most prominent assclowns.

On the spit this week:

15) Fema, for “trailing” in their relief efforts.
14) Ken Mehlman, for picking on one of the most Republican Democrats as a symbol for liberal rage.
13) John McCain, for imparting the true message of bipartisanship.
12) USDA, for horsing around with a popular congressional bill.
11) Karl Rove, for threatening to cut the pursestrings off neocons who may actually be stupid enough to hold Bush accountable for spying on US citizens.
10) Ken Ham, for telling five year-olds, Hey, it’s OK to question scientific authorities.
9) George Deutsch, for blaming them damned lib’rals for exposing him as an academic fraud.
Democratic strategist Pat Caddell, for telling Alan Colmes why the Democrats shouldn’t take back control of Congress.
7) Kate O’Beirn and Chris Matthews, for putting them darkies in their places.
6) The House GOP and Tom DeLay, for playing musical chairs.
5) Alberto Gonzales, for lying his ass off to the Senate.
4) George Bush, just on general principle.
3) The Bush Administration, for being outed for their outing of Plame by their version of John Dean.
2) Michael Brown, for reminding us why cronyism doesn’t work when lives are at stake. And
1) Ann Coulter, for her searingly brilliant standup routine at a neocon clam bake.

All this and much, much… well, actually, that’s it.


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