I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
snuck another one in.....
WHiskey crazy
Oh no..... help me.......
'Cause it's nice to know there's someone dumber than me. That's why Gregg is necessary! ... right?
Easterbrook...
Slowly I turned...
Those photos & music were swell, charley. But when I came back, three threads had gone by...
I'm usually incredibly stoned. What's the big deal, MAN??
Bes sure to scroll through PZ's comments and catch my shameless blogwhoring!
Atrios toying with us for his sport....
What is this? The Night of the Irish Coffees?
Bes sure to scroll through PZ's comments and catch my shameless blogwhoring!
Phila
Masterfully done!
Jeeze, and you already gave out the "Wanky" for today...
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wiley has replaced Atrios and is running wild...
If Atrios is bad and goes to hell he will be eternally stuck on a blogger ethics panel with Easterbrook, Althouse, asnd Reynolds, moderated by Hugh Hewitt.
PZ's one of my (semi) local homies.
I'm gonna go hang myself now.
(don't ask)
"Okay. That means that...our whole solar system...could be, like...One tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being.
This is too much! That means...one tiny atom in my fingernail could be..."
"Could be one little tiny universe."
Easterbrook doesn't even write about sports worth a fuck.
They've just put on a second shift at the foundry that makes the Wanker Award statuettes of Guckert.
We used to hear about this moron, but not for a long time now.
Once a wanker, always a wanker.
The f i r e h o s e is now open, gentle beings!
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'Cause there's a sucker born every minute?
Atrios is neither intelligent nor designed. Discuss.
moderated by Hugh Hewitt. - Thers, Insolent Partisan
And Jim Brady, with fy jibbering away in the audience.
I'm three thread behind too. I really don't know much about Gregg Easterbrook. Guess I'll just read for a while.
pigboy--you're moving fast today. Is it the hooves?
The f i r e h o s e is now open, gentle beings!
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Mike Watt is around?
holy moly
fy is like fresh fallen snow.
Zap Rowsdower: Mike Watt is around?
Watt you say?
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NTodd--I think I'd beg to disagree on the intelligent part, but as for designed? Only Mrs. Atrios knows for sure.
How're you and the kids? Are you stuck going to PHX?
Jeffraham - that firehose image is perfect. When Atrios is in overdrive, sometimes I'll just sit and look.
Atrios is neither intelligent nor designed. Discuss.
NTodd, Land Shark
We are the Designated Intelligentsia.
fy is like fresh fallen snow.
More like yellow snow.
How're you and the kids? Are you stuck going to PHX?
Nope! I get to stay home and clean Mex's mess!
Where the hell is Eli? I need to know what's on tap in approximately 18 minutes.
Easterbrook doesn't even write about sports worth a fuck.
Barndog, troll destroyer
Fact.
We are the Designated Intelligentsia.
But who's the Designated Driver?
Jeffraham--I've got the sinus headache from hell. Is there any new Curly for it?
But who's the Designated Driver?
Prolly Eli.
Where the hell is Eli? I need to know what's on tap in approximately 18 minutes.
Sorry, I've been sucked into more football on the PSP - I finished my offseason and draft and training camp, and am now in the first half of the first game of the preseason.
House Of The Dead 2, with the Painkiller Jane chick.
Ok, I'm back.
When does the sci-fi eatage begin?
Ok, I'm back.
When does the sci-fi eatage begin?
We are Devo.
mena: Jeffraham - that firehose image is perfect. When Atrios is in overdrive, sometimes I'll just sit and look.
Heh... well, it doesn't really bother me, but it can break up an interesting conversation. So... I try not to start any until I think he's gone to bed. 
.
There aren't enough threads. More threads, please.
Oh and Gregg Easterbrook blows.
What does Rimbaud have in common with Sheri S. Tepper?
But who's the Designated Driver?
Why, none other than Mr. Dr. Pepper himself, Eli. You knew we kept him around for something.
OMG! My boxed set of Super Bowls I-XXX is in! My joy is unleashed!
I've got the sinus headache from hell.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Santa Anas? I hate them so much.
I am concerned that House Of The Dead 2 might be too good to make fun of.
Diane--~15 minutes. Where the hell is Eli, our Designated Driver?
Masterfully done!
Marcia Brady ?
I just couldn't pass up this rare opportunity for cross-site blogwhoring. Top that, NTodd and Thers!
dith would be the yellow in fy.
Sallyh: Jeffraham--I've got the sinus headache from hell. Is there any new Curly for it?
There's only this, which you may have seens earlier. Sorry about the sinus issues -- Claritin D (or Sam's Club generic) used to work well for me, when I could still afford such things.
.
*wonders if I should mention that I don't drive*
...late night conversation among somewhat smart but incredibly stoned college freshmen.
Why does that sound so familiar...
NTodd,
I'm glad you're home.
Zapette's so tired of hearing about you...
Marcia B--allergies.
In reference to your substance abuse query in vets re roughly a thousand threads back: I've talked to some of my colleagues. Ambien and alcohol abuse are huge, and threatening to get worse.
Santa Anas?
Marcia Brady
You misspelled Santa Anais, Nin(ny).
Jeffraham--Curly always makes me feel better. I hate decongestants, BTW. They're nasty.
Doesn't Easterbrook do the Dr. Cheeks thing too?
That's about the stupidest shit I ever seen.
I've heard of wiggers before - but that guy needs his ass cut tha fuck up.
He needs to visit 10 Mile & Gratiot in Detroit, on a hot summer night - actin like he's all jiggy wit it n shit.
Zapette's so tired of hearing about you...
How could anybody tire of hearing about me? You'd better drop that girl like a hot potato...
You misspelled Santa Anais, Nin(ny).
Chocolate Proton!
Hey, now!
I'm gonna cut 'n run like a wuss. It is Saturday night, and I'm gonna meet Zapette's ex. Kinda freaked out...
Love ya!!
fy is like fresh fallen snow.
I would say he's more like a painful hemmorhoid that keeps coming back, but that's just me.
*wonders if I should mention that I don't drive*
Eli
Shhh...think of what a fun surprise it will be.
Hey, now!
Marcia Brady
Sorry. It was all the hot new lesbian porn. And football. I'm just not myself tonight.
Big Dog up on the SPAN. sigh
You misspelled Santa Anais, Nin(ny).
Dear Diary,
I never imagined I'd be writing to Penthouse Forum...
How could anybody tire of hearing about me? You'd better drop that girl like a hot potato...
NTodd, Land Shark
That's what I've been trying to tell her, dammit!!
Now I'm gone...
Well, since this thread has come off the track in record time: who am I to right it?
Department of Incidental Information.
On Monday the Chicago White Sox are visiting the White House to have their pictures taken with Chicken George. The entire team will be there - well, except for their manager Ozzie Guillen.
Now Ozzie is from Argentina, you don't suppose . . . .
Sallyh: Jeffraham--Curly always makes me feel better. I hate decongestants, BTW. They're nasty.
The time-released Sudafed that's in Claritin D worked wonders for me. I just couldn't take it within a few hours of bedtime, or it'd keep me awake.
.
I never imagined I'd be writing to Penthouse Forum...
NTodd, Land Shark
...much less emailing you digital movies of my latest all lesbian football adventure.
Has Easterbrook written sports articles for the New Yorker? I do recognize the name, I generally don't read sports articles.
Sorry. It was all the hot new lesbian porn. And football. I'm just not myself tonight.
Chocolate Proton!
Lesbian porn? Is that part of the Super Bowl boxed set?
NTodd--remember, as Mlle says, it's All About You.
Damn, Atrios, can't you do something about this chickenshit asshole?
DWD--Monsieur is trying to locate fy's IP. But beyond that, it'd be nice if he banned that fucker.
FY diddles little kids, didn't you know? Raped his retarded neighbor, too.
Lesbian porn? Is that part of the Super Bowl boxed set?
Marcia Brady
Part of the all-new Loving Couple Package.
Wow, that was fast!
"I never imagined I'd be writing to Penthouse Forum, scared as I am of scary vaginas..."
Bobo tries to play middle ground and sez Dems should roll over on Chimpy's warrantless spying
Here's how you do it. You exempt searches covered by the Bush program from the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act. You give the intelligence committees oversight responsibilities for those programs. You toughen the penalties for anybody who dares to leak secrets about those programs. You let committee members know that if the United States is attacked, and they opposed programs that could have prevented that attack, then it will be their name in the headlines, their name going down in historical infamy.
That kind of shared responsibility will induce a little seriousness. That will break through the abstract partisan warfare. Democratic senators know their party can't win elections if they continually position themselves as A.C.L.U. doves in security fights. Republican senators know they weren't elected just to serve as serfs and servants to the almighty executive. The question is: Who will lead the next Gang of 14 to broker this deal?
Wow, that was fast!
Marcia Brady
Bah! All of you women say that!
Part of the all-new Loving Couple Package.
Chocolate Proton!
But it sounds like it's all for the man...but what do I know.
P O'Neill--yet another reason out of thousands why one should never listen to Bobo.
Salllyh - if you can stand the revolting taste it leaves, a snorted pinch of powdered goldenseal will at least get that gunk outa there.
But it sounds like it's all for the man...but what do I know.
Marcia Brady
What? I wasn't supposed to give her the lesbian porn? That was for ME?!
Mena--I've done goldenseal; makes me vomit. It's that nasty.
Unlike cosmology, which poses fascinating questions whose answers have no effect on daily life, biotech will affect almost everyone in an immediate way. A science-and-religion reconciliation on this subject may be needed to write research rules, physician ethics, and, ultimately, law.
Oh, and what did Einstein think about this issue? He said, "Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." Einstein was neither convinced there is a God nor convinced there is not; he sensed that it's far too early in the human quest for knowledge to do more than speculate on transcendent questions. Science, which once thought the case for higher power was closed, is now trending back toward his view.
That is one overreaching, disingenous, half-assedly informed motherfucker.
Bah! All of you women say that!
Chocolate Proton!
And would it kill you to clip your toenails?
Wow, that was fast!
Marcia Brady
Bah! All of you women say that!
The Minute Waltz doesn't hold a candle to my Bohemian Rhapsody...
Sallyh: Jeffraham--I've got the sinus headache from hell. Is there any new Curly for it?
Good news! Your sinus troubles are over!
In Darwinian terms, there would be no "selection pressure" favoring the peaceful death over the horrible death. Yet there appear to be biological mechanisms that help most people die peacefully.
Holy crap. Am I missing something, or aren't the "mechanisms" that preceed death pretty much random? Apparently, the wanker takes the fact that we're more likely to die in bed than, for instance, bleeding to death after our arms get blown off by IEDs, to assign some sort of ex post facto "benevolence" to death. Death-based Lamarckianism.
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Wonder what Bobo makes of those oh so dovish Fighting Dems.
FY diddles little kids, didn't you know? Raped his retarded neighbor, too.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
He fucks dolphins, too. Claims they enjoy it.
What? I wasn't supposed to give her the lesbian porn? That was for ME?!
Chocolate Proton!
Well, if I were you, I'd just toss it and make my own movies.
And would it kill you to clip your toenails?
Geesh, I already shaved so I wouldn't chafe your thighs...
Phila==I could almost handle the hookworm.
That kind of shared responsibility will induce a little seriousness.
Bobo: Now there's one santimonious, self-aggrandizing motherfucker.
And would it kill you to clip your toenails?
Marcia Brady
Next you'll be demanding I pick up my socks and take regular showers. How about flowers instead?
I guess he does not want to get his nose bent out of shape by keeping it bottled up. . . (Others say he did it on porpoise)
He, he, he.
Just sent Mr. Brady a very civil little e-mail.
And would it kill you to clip your toenails?
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And try using a washrag!
Ozzie Guillen is from Venezuela, I believe.
And I see that wanker fy is here so my theory of the fix is naught.
Hi!
Monica--I think the last thing the Dems should do is make deals. We've gotten fucking burned on every single one.
Death-based Lamarckianism.
Well, how would YOU explain a giraffe's long neck?
The Minute Waltz doesn't hold a candle to my Bohemian Rhapsody...
NTodd, Land Shark
Mmmm, mind humming a few bars?
Since we have a few minutes before show time, I think folks should go over to my blog and read what a former Pakistani fighter pilot thinks of the current US-Iran situation.
The dude is perceptive and funny.
Go here
Just sent Mr. Brady a very civil little e-mail.
There's a Mr. Brady?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Geesh, I already shaved so I wouldn't chafe your thighs...
Now that's what I call a gentleman.
Oh, and what did Einstein think about this issue? He said, "Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." Einstein was neither convinced there is a God nor convinced there is not; he sensed that it's far too early in the human quest for knowledge to do more than speculate on transcendent questions.
Well, yes and no. He didn't rule out a creator, but he pretty much ruled out the creators posited by mainstream religions. He thought that a anthropomorphized, interventionist God was pretty much untenable.
God, I hate that fucking hack.
And try using a washrag!
mena
I knew it would end up here. I've been married before, you know.
I've got my thumb up my ass.
And you're a wanker!
Geesh, I already shaved so I wouldn't chafe your thighs...
NTodd, Land Shark
Now, that made me giggle a little bit.
Hecate: Just sent Mr. Brady a very civil little e-mail.
I did that, too. Basically said, "If you don't want to show evidence of 'direction,' you really owe Dems an apology, still."
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The Minute Waltz doesn't hold a candle to my Bohemian Rhapsody... NTodd
No one's ever walked out during my amazing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida solo.
Geesh, I already shaved so I wouldn't chafe your thighs...
You smooth talker, you.
aren't the "mechanisms" that preceed death pretty much random?
I wouldn't think so, not wholly. That doesn't confer benevolence on 'em, tho.
I like PZ quite a lot (Easterbrook not so much -- not at all, in fact -- man's a loon -- with apologies to the state bird on MN)
Like every monk I know, I believe in evolution (reading a new book from the library about Darwin even now) -- Br Martin wrote an Abbey Letter article about it -- us being Episcopalians, he received only two negative responses -- one from some Russian Orthodox monks who sent him lots of Creationist literature (not ID, but the young earth stuff) & one from a kid who was raised Pentecostal but joined a charismatic Episcopal parish (but remained Penetecostal at heart) -- sad, really
rorschach --
I sent you some sermons to help you get to sleep!
FUCK Bobo.
There. I said it.
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Next you'll be demanding I pick up my socks and take regular showers. How about flowers instead?
Chocolate Proton!
Flowers or showers...flowers or showers...?
Tough call, I guess.
Zombies!!!
first, ok i know i'm not, but trying counts.
Geesh, I already shaved so I wouldn't chafe your thighs...
NTodd, Land Shark
Careful, you keep talking like that and 20 wingnut chicks are going to show up at your door nekkid.
Monica--I think the last thing the Dems should do is make deals. We've gotten fucking burned on every single one.
The Lando Carlissian of political parties.
Waah. Will miss liveblogging bad Scifi, as TV is now in other room. Later, batties.
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Off to a promising start, actingwise.
"Long remembered, sir!"
Careful, you keep talking like that and 20 wingnut chicks are going to show up at your door nekkid.
Stinky
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Now why would you do that to him? Why?
Hi!
Vicki
And where have you been, young lady?
They're attacking the ZIT House?
Monsieur is trying to locate fy's IP. But beyond that, it'd be nice if he banned that fucker.
Good Luck to Monsieur
But this is Bush's fascist America
and I have to take extreme measures to protect my privacy. Everybody should take these precautions.
VOTE GREEN nOt Blue
Not Crazy little Howie Scream
Worst chairman and candidate ever
Re: Brady, I really want to know why he thinks Abramoff would've forbidden any money to go to Dems. What would people have thought if that had happened? How would that look?
Obviously, he directed as much to the GOP as he felt he could get away with without setting off alarm bells. Chances are, he would have increased that amount gradually over the coming years.
"I saved myself for you!"
First~!
Careful, you keep talking like that and 20 wingnut chicks are going to show up at your door nekkid.
Stinky
What are you talking about, wingnut chicks? I'm packing my bags as we speak.
Nice!
Still waiting for zombies, tho...
"Come on! Breathe!"
Still waiting for zombies, tho...
Eli
fy's not good enough for ya?
I'm not sure this guy is really all that believable as a scientist...
Geesh, I already shaved so I wouldn't chafe your thighs...
NTodd, Land Shark
What did you play> French horn? Trombone?
Eli--ya think?
fy's not good enough for ya?
Give me zombies any day.
At least they appreciate the value of brains.
i don't know how we got here.
but i know how we are leaving.
Still waiting for zombies, tho...
You rang?
.
You rang?
Hot *lingerie* zombies.
Careful, you keep talking like that and 20 wingnut chicks are going to show up at your door nekkid.
Right now, I can't afford to be choosy.
Re: Einstein--
I think it would not be unfair to consider him a Spinozan "religiously" (he used that description himself, IIRC) -- certainly both chose to use religious language about certain aspects of the mystery of life without accepting the dogmas of any religion or the "personal" & "interventionist" deity common to the Abrahamic traditions.
Is this fair?
Sallyh,
Did you try steam for your sinuses?
Opening credits are pretty promising!
NYMary, the figure skating is on: that is why I ran from the living room . . .
I am certain that it takes a lot of practice and skill to do these things: my only question is why?
What did you play> French horn? Trombone?
The Bone, baby. And I was good with the slide, amongst other things...
Stuck at work (perhaps literally) due to forcasted 8-14 tonight into tomorrow morning .... and no TV 
.
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He's the world's prettiest neurologist!
Re: Einstein--
I think it would not be unfair to consider him a Spinozan "religiously" (he used that description himself, IIRC) -- certainly both chose to use religious language about certain aspects of the mystery of life without accepting the dogmas of any religion or the "personal" & "interventionist" deity common to the Abrahamic traditions.
Is this fair?
Prior Aelred
I think that's exactly right. He respected the ethical content of religion, but had absolutely no patience with the concept of a God that interacted with people, or interfered with the universe.
Is this fair?
All's fair in love and physics...
Zombie doctor!
I know hardly anything about Easterbrook and care even less.
He's probably as lousy as everyone says he is. I've never talked to anyone I respect who likes the guy.
But he did write ONE thing, once, that was right on the money.
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com...k-
fulltext.html
Twenty years before it even happened.
You know, the broken clock and all that. Even an Easterbrook is right once a decade...or two...
Hot *lingerie* zombies.
Eli
That's one I don't think I wanna watch. Even if they're formerly hot girl zombies...
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was all right
But I couldn't come in
(Actually I was very busy right then)
At least they appreciate the value of brains.
Eli | Homepage | 02.11.06 - 9:11 pm | #
Heh.
And one of Ntodd's wingnut, nekkid chicks bragged that she knew all of the state capitals. Ntodd, being ever the reality based patron of the pantsless was taken aback and said, "Okay, prove it: what is the capital of Montana?
She got a big smile and said M
Hot *lingerie* zombies.
I can wear my thong.
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Proof that bad French accents can be hazardous to your health.
I see I've come at a bad time.
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Sallyh,
Kidding aside, this device did my sinuses a lot of good.
"The world has gone crazy! Nobody like the French people!"
Right now, I can't afford to be choosy.
NTodd, Land Shark
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You really wouldn't, would you? It'd be so much more fun to not open the door and watch em all turn blue.
Is this fair?
Prior Aelred - 9:12 pm
eminently...
-The 2006 GOP Stare-
http://tinyurl.com/e3yod
Novak is pot calling kettle black...
Zombie outbreaks can really spoil a nice romantic dinner, as I expect we're about to find out...
You really wouldn't, would you? It'd be so much more fun to not open the door and watch em all turn blue.
I honestly don't know how I would react. And as a scientist, I must experiment...
You really wouldn't, would you? It'd be so much more fun to not open the door and watch em all turn blue.
I honestly don't know how I would react. And as a scientist, I must experiment...
I see I've come at a bad time.
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MisterX
Did your Mom catch you?
.
Bronson Pinchot has not aged well...
Kidding aside, this device did my sinuses a lot of good.
Phila
But the hookworms are so much cuter.
Gack another abuse video from Iraq, this time it's the British force involved.
British Ministry of Defense to probe Iraq 'abuse' video
Pictures from a video allegedly showing British soldiers brutally beating a group of Iraqi teenagers have been published by the News of the World.
The newspaper says the incident took place two years ago in southern Iraq. An unidentified cameraman is heard laughing and urging his colleagues on
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_ne...ews/
4705482.stm
The "monkey-ass" guy in the "Route 666" movie on Sci-Fi was in a Madonna video 20 years ago. That's the only other thing I've seen this guy in.
Did your Mom catch you?
agAve, DFoF
Yep, right there in the middle of the potato field...
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Zombie outbreaks can really spoil a nice romantic dinner, as I expect we're about to find out...
Eli
They don't have to.
I can wear my thong.
Please don't.
Is this fair?
Prior Aelred
Relatively...
I can wear my thong.
Please don't.
Hecate Malificent
A part of me never wants to know who made the initial comment.
You really wouldn't, would you? It'd be so much more fun to not open the door and watch em all turn blue.
I honestly don't know how I would react. And as a scientist, I must experiment...
NTodd, Land Shark
I suggest you let in a small control group of, oh, ten hotties and let the remainder stay outside. Within earshot, of course. Do check your data every hour, promptly.
They don't have to.
Awesome!
For Possible '08 Run, McCain Is Courting Bush Loyalists
By Dan Balz
Washington Post Staff Writer
Sunday, February 12, 2006; Page A01
Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), a man in perpetual motion, flew to South Carolina on Jan. 16. His stops included a tribute to Martin Luther King Jr. and speeches to local Republican groups. But one of his most important events was not on the public schedule -- a 5 p.m. meeting at a Spartanburg hotel with loyalists to President Bush.
A dozen or so people were in attendance. At least two were among Bush's major national fundraisers. Virtually all had been on Bush's side in the bitter 2000 South Carolina primary that badly damaged McCain's chances of winning the presidential nomination and scarred the relationship between the two men and their rival political camps. McCain was there to woo them.
"For people who were really strong for Bush, I feel like this was a dating meeting," said Barry Wynn, Bush's state finance co-chairman in 2000 and 2004 and a Pioneer for Bush both times, meaning he raised $100,000 for each campaign. "He's not quite ready to ask us to go steady. But I was a little surprised at the reaction, including my own reaction. I was much more positive than I thought I'd be going to the meeting."
With a 2008 campaign in the offing, McCain has begun an intensive courtship of Bush's financial and political networks. His recent travels included a December swing through the heart of Bush country in Texas that put him in front of many of the president's leading supporters there.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...6021101374.html
I can wear my thong.
It should not be touching your ears.
But what do I know? I'm an idiot. Just ask the people who don't know me.
well, i don't know if jim is an idiot. but i find inadvertent a little disingenuous, in as much as little debbie was spouting precisely the repuke mantra.
'course i didn't read the whole thing. as i think ole jim does protest a bit too much.
Has anyone else heard the rumors that those camps they're building in the northeast contain gas chambers? It's just rumors for now but you know how rumors often prove to be true in the end....
It should not be touching your ears.
Or, ghod forbid, anyone elses.
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Wow, next week is a killer rottweiler with metal teeth!
It should not be touching your ears.
spinoza
But should be touching your rear.
.
It's also bleakly funny to me that they're operating according to some plan or agenda in open sight. It's like you can easily see it unfolding.
It's just rumors for now but you know how rumors often prove to be true in the end....
Ô¿Ô
Uhhh... what? That must be some good reefer, Incog...
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Just to sort of change the subject, has anyone else had the experience of referring to a pair of those cheap rubber flip-flops as thongs (what everyone used to call them), and had a youngster not know what you were talking about? It's, um, interesting.And no, I did not say discouraging.
FWIW, I like both Spinoza & Einstein very much -- essentially good people (although Einstein admitted that he was not a good husband -- twice)
Has anyone else heard the rumors that those camps they're building in the northeast contain gas chambers? It's just rumors for now but you know how rumors often prove to be true in the end....
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Oh, please.
So who is this poor man's Liev Schreiber shootin' zombies?
Has anyone else heard the rumors that those camps they're building in the northeast contain gas chambers? It's just rumors for now but you know how rumors often prove to be true in the end....
Ô¿Ô | 02.11.06 - 9:22 pm |
Why the hell would they need that? What is this Nazi fetishism that says this terribly unique event which was so dependent on strange events must recur in exactly the same way?
Well, the zombie hunters clearly don't have a problem with blood...
I guess the government picks up their drycleaning tab.
Ooo, I like the Paris Hilton target on the shooting range...
Has anyone else heard the rumors that those camps they're building in the northeast contain gas chambers? It's just rumors for now but you know how rumors often prove to be true in the end....
Ô¿Ô
Proof positive God is dead.
Wow, next week is a killer rottweiler with metal teeth!
Eli
cheney?
helena.
but you can call me ina.
Uhhh... what? That must be some good reefer, Incog...
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MisterX
He's getting it from Prison Planet, which I personally suspect is some sort of disinformation site.
I'd argue that if they want to round people up, they've got plenty of sites that'd work already. They don't need to build a new one.
Proof positive God is dead.
Al Swearengen
he's just resting
"Has anyone else heard the rumors that those camps they're building in the northeast contain gas chambers? It's just rumors for now but you know how rumors often prove to be true in the end.."
...I just felt a chill run down my spine.
Has anyone else heard the rumors that those camps they're building in the northeast contain gas chambers? It's just rumors for now but you know how rumors often prove to be true in the end....
Ô¿Ô | 9:22 pm
better to ask now, i guess, than when you're standing on the platform waiting for the trains...
With a 2008 campaign in the offing, McCain has begun an intensive courtship of Bush's financial and political networks.
bkny
Well, good for him. It will be kind of fun watching the freepers turn from "crazy John McCain, I hate him so much" to "John McCain, war hero and second coming of Christ." Because you know they will
he's just resting
Pining for the Lord...
Now I remember what I liked about Gravatars...
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FWIW, I like both Spinoza & Einstein very much -- essentially good people (although Einstein admitted that he was not a good husband -- twice)
Prior Aelred
Spinoza's remarks on animals actually caused me to throw one of his books across the room. I like him other than that, though. But I'd still take Leibniz over him.
Hell, Eli, he is part of a splinter group. But I have heard they are branching out. . . .
If your usual market has a good produce section,
and you enjoy luscious fruit...
"Red" mangoes are about. From South or Central America, and easily ripened over a couple days in a smallish brown kraft paper bag left on top of the fridge. Try 'em peeled and diced with a bleu cheese vinaigrette or Anna's poppyseed dressing (that one from Texas) over torn hearts of romaine with your favorite croutons.
Winter Wonderland!
Pining for the Lord...
Eli
who nailed god to his perch?
God is dead.
--Nietzsche
God is undead.
--Zombie Nietzsche
Incog, you need to unwind a bit. I think this guy may be able to help.
Spinoza's remarks on animals actually caused me to throw one of his books across the room. I like him other than that, though. But I'd still take Leibniz over him.
Leibniz's monads may have had no windows,
but his gonads were another story.
Re: Camps
there was some money in the budget to build 'emergency dentention centers,' perhaps under the rubric of quarantining a pandemic, or something...
but these are the same people who see shoe bombs as hijack weapons...
just sayin'
.
Spinoza's remarks on animals actually caused me to throw one of his books across the room. I like him other than that, though. But I'd still take Leibniz over him.
Phila
And I love William James, which proves I'm not much of a philosopher.
Hello moonbats 
(very drunk btw!
hope you are all ok!
With a 2008 campaign in the offing, McCain has begun an intensive courtship of Bush's financial and political networks.
bkny
Consider the field, Frist, Jeb. Who knows maybe Sessions or Brownback will throw in their hats. Then there's missers charisma, George Allen and Charles Grassley. The list goes on and on, and on and on and on...
God is undead.
--Zombie Nietzsche
That would explain why he's eaten so many of His followers' brains.
Whoa. My bidness pardner is ready to code! I better split for a while and collaborate.
May be back...
.
he's just resting
olexicon, rooster synonym
But his bloody feet are nailed to the cloud!
(wait, that doesn't read quite like I meant it)
.
So who is this poor man's Liev Schreiber
This assumes that Liev Schreiber is somehow is the Cadillac class.
I had always thought of Liev as a poor man's Corey Haim.
.
Nice blood continuity 
Consortium News service?
Sounds like it.
I had always thought of Liev as a poor man's Corey Haim.
.
William H. Rehnquist
and haim
is a poor man's Lief Garrett
Consider the field, Frist, Jeb.
Consider the lily.
It will be kind of fun watching the freepers turn from "crazy John McCain, I hate him so much" to "John McCain, war hero and second coming of Christ." Because you know they will
Unless Jeb steps up...
Marcia-
Not true! For example, read Rorty on William James. Now Henry James, feh!
Phila--nice candy box.
we're all gonna die.
no, seriously.
I think this guy may be able to help.
Phila
See, and if he'd charge just $5.00, he'd probably get more respect. No one wants what they can have for free...at least not more than a couple of times.
They don't have to.
The "Used Food" section is not for the easily squeamed...
Incog, you need to unwind a bit. I think this guy may be able to help.
Phila
NTood + thong + free robot sex = anyone?
So who is this poor man's Liev Schreiber
I dunno, but he looks like he's ready to play Rollerball.
I liked Liev Schreiber in that film where he played Orson Welles.
The Manchurian Candidate? Not so much. Though that was hardly his fault.
Unless Jeb steps up...
NYMary
True.
And I love William James, which proves I'm not much of a philosopher.
Marcia Brady ∞ - 9:29 pm
it's okay...neither was james...
Phila-
How you you debug robot sex?
Oops, make that incog.
I am concerned that House Of The Dead 2 might be too good to make fun of.
no way - the repartee between the "soldiers" only wishes it was on par with Starship Troopers
Consider the field, Frist, Jeb. Who knows maybe Sessions or Brownback will throw in their hats. Then there's missers charisma, George Allen and Charles Grassley. The list goes on and on, and on and on and on...
Al Swearengen
I suspect Chuck Hagel will be on that list as well.
Still my favorite Gregg Easterbrook reference.
Whoa. My bidness pardner is ready to code!
Jeffraham Prestonian
So that's what the kids are calling it now.
Pining for the Lord...
Eli
I oak you are right.
Pining for the Lord...
Eli
I oak you are right.
If Sean Patrick comes, and Patrick Fitzgerald indicts, both on St. Patricls' Day, I'll....
well, I don't know what I'll do.
When does the live nude curling competition in the 230lb super heavyweight women's class begin tonight?
"Passions?" Isn't that on Univision?
it's okay...neither was james...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar (aka
My point.
I suspect Chuck Hagel will be on that list as well.
The guy with the major electronic voting connections? I guess he's pretty much the front-runner no matter what he does...
I suspect Chuck Hagel will be on that list as well.
Diane
Chuckie poses the most trouble for Dems IMO.
NTood
he he
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Jeb is better looking and slightly smarter than his brother, and he wouldn't do things like smirk through a funeral, but that only makes him more dangerous, since hs loyalties and ideologies are the same as his brother's.
I oak you are right.
Maple I am. We willow never know fir sure.
Now for sumpthin completely different..I make my third effort to share the web site VAWatchdog.org....I seem to be adding my three cents after every has moved on...frustrating I am referring to the thread on the wounded and the open thread.
I lurk here all the time and I am a totally disabled Marine Viet Vet.
All you regulars will know how to share this addy with the folks that can use it.. And as they used to say on the subway , Thank You for your patience and cooperation..
VAWatchdog.org
and haim
is a poor man's Lief Garrett
And Lief Garrett is a poor man's.....well, actually, he's now just a poor man. A poor, drug addled, man.
.
If Sean Patrick comes, and Patrick Fitzgerald indicts, both on St. Patricls' Day, I'll....
well, I don't know what I'll do.
NYMary
That would be too handy!
I was almost born on Christopher Columbus day, so I missed being named Christopher by that much. It would be better than my real name, though.
God is undead.
--Zombie Nietzsche
That would explain why he's eaten so many of His followers' brains.
Eli
In the end it all adds up doesn't it?
NTood
A troll today called him NTurd.
V. 4th grade.
Chuckie poses the most trouble for Dems IMO.
Al Swearengen
Heh, especially since he's to the left of many of them.
I was almost born on Christopher Columbus day, so I missed being named Christopher by that much. It would be better than my real name, though.
Columba?
I liked Liev Schreiber in that film where he played Orson Welles.
RKO 281. Great flick about a great flick.
I'd have free sex with Liev.
If Sean Patrick comes, and Patrick Fitzgerald indicts, both on St. Patricls' Day, I'll.... well, I don't know what I'll do. -NYMary
Struggle to decide whether to admire Patrick Dempsey for his exciting early work as the Woo Woo kid and Randy the pizza guy or for his more mature work as Dr. Shepard?
Jeb is better looking and slightly smarter than his brother, and he wouldn't do things like smirk through a funeral, but that only makes him more dangerous, since hs loyalties and ideologies are the same as his brother's.
NYMary
And then there's that whole Chang business...
"Passions?" Isn't that on Univision?
aeon_flux | 02.11.06 - 9:34 pm |
While Rubi's saintly mother worries herself to death in the barrio, Count Esteban continues his evil real estate scheming in New York, and Jorge and Maria cannot be happy together because of his unique, decidely unscientific illness which combines mild back pain with imminent incurable death...
Ooh Mary - a little pisces would be nice.
Marcia is a lovely name, Marcia.
NTood
A troll today called him NTurd.
That was great, because I'd forgotten what it was like to be an unpopular 4th grader.
Columba?
Eli
Ummm, no.
JeffCO,
Not Heaven Help Us?
Heh, especially since he's to the left of many of them.
Diane
I like you already Diane.
"Hard as woodpecker lips"?
Unless Jeb steps up...
NYMary
oh Jebus.
no way - the repartee between the "soldiers" only wishes it was on par with Starship Troopers
I'm more interested in the potential repartee between breastesses, ala Dina Meyers...
Maple I am. We willow never know fir sure.
Eli
We may find out someday, when we're alder and wiser.
Columba?
Vespucci.
And Lief Garrett is a poor man's.....well, actually, he's now just a poor man. A poor, drug addled, man.
.
William H. Rehnquist
he's a poor mans' hobo?
jeb is charter PNAC. he'll ooze in as mccain's veep.
Hey, you be nice to Passions! One of the stars was a student of mine. (Well, I assume he was a star, though I never watched the show.)
Marcia is a lovely name, Marcia.
mena
Thanks, but [whispering] it's not my actual name.
Damned useless third-generation zombies, grumble grumble grumble...
I was almost born on Christopher Columbus day, so I missed being named Christopher by that much.
If I'd been a girl, my name would've been Heather Elise.
Weird that I have a thing for girls named Heather.
Oh, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia,
We all love William James because he is easy to read & well, "nice"
I've never been able to make it through Henry James (ducks)
BTW --
NYMary around (or any other literati)? My cousin sent me "Gilead" -- just started, but I like it, but I find the lack of chapter divisiobns disorienting
mena--
I don't know any young people on whom to try your question -- do "our" thiongs still exist? What, pray, do they call them?
Hey, babes curl too...
http://www.npr.org/templates/
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British troops videoed 'beating Iraqis'
Details emerged last night of a shocking video which appears to show a group of British soldiers brutally beating and kicking defenceless Iraqi teenagers in an army compound.
The footage is said to show eight soldiers pulling four teenagers off the street following a riot and dragging them into their army base, before beating them with batons, as well as punching and kicking them.
An urgent Military Police investigation was under way last night into the events shown in the video. The Ministry of Defence issued the following statement: 'We are aware of these very serious allegations and can confirm that they are the subject of an urgent Royal Military Police investigation. We condemn all acts of abuse and treat any allegation of wrongdoing extremely seriously.'
George Allen has hired Ed Gillespie. He really is a tool but he might just be their choice.
JeffCO, Not Heaven Help Us? -NYMary
Sorry, I was too distracted by Mary Cute Masterson to notice him.
Dude, don't play with the zombie.
Thanks, but [whispering] it's not my actual name.
I believe I know what it is, and I love it.
That was great, because I'd forgotten what it was like to be an unpopular 4th grader.
NTodd, Land Shark
No life experience is complete without it.
Lief Garrett is a poor man's Shaun Cassidy, people. And I was 12 in 1978, so I know of what I speak.
I also owned the Jimmy and Kristy MacNichol album. So there.
Columba?
Vespucci.
JeffCO
Jeez, you guys. I *missed* Columbus day. And I would have been named Christopher even though I'm a girl.
[whispering] it's not my actual name.
==
You mean....
Vespucci.
JeffCO
As in Vertigo
he's a poor mans' hobo?
He's more like a poor man's Todd Bridges.
.
*This* is why you don't go hand-to-hand with zombies...
If thy right arm offends thee, hack it off with a machete.
My paternal grandparents celebrated their diamond wedding aniversary today.
the very day they got married, 60 years today.
NYMary,
Will they let you drink green beer in the hospital?
I also owned the Jimmy and Kristy MacNichol album. So there.
NYMar
you also win the most obscure reference of teh trhead contest
you prize is bacon whiskey nipple
We may find out someday, when we're alder and wiser.
Phila
Walnut unless we can save the world from these horrible rethuglicans
crackerdog -
Semper Fidelis, Bro
I'm always around - usually early mornings. Stop in and shoot the breeze.
We may find out someday, when we're alder and wiser.
Phila - 9:39 pm
Assumac you mean, it was all a misteak...
I believe I know what it is, and I love it.
NTodd, Land Shark
[KISS!] But keep it on the down low, okay?
Weird that I have a thing for girls named Heather.
NTodd, Land Shark
Heathers.
A great movie.
.
Hecate,
I think they let you bring pretty much anything you want into the birthing center, actually.
BTW --
NYMary around (or any other literati)? My cousin sent me "Gilead" -- just started, but I like it, but I find the lack of chapter divisiobns disorienting
A great, great book, IMO. Read "Housekeeping," too. And "The Death of Adam."
They're entering a zombie university?
Does Zombie U play D-I basketball?
You mean....
mena
I'm sorry...but Santa Claus is real, so there's that.
Vespucci.
JeffCO
Those little scooters are nice. There's always some cute freshman chick riding one.
And I would have been named Christopher even though I'm a girl. -Marcia Brady
You're a girl? You, uhh, don't still have those, umm, parade pictures lying around by any chance? (shifting from foot to foot)
Heathers.
A great movie.
.
agAve, DFoF
fuck me gently with a chainsaw
you're right!
"I'm sorry, darlin' - John can't come to the phone right now. He's dead.
Can you hear me now?"
[KISS!] But keep it on the down low, okay?
I thought we already covered why I shaved...
Heathers.
A great movie.
In which Christian Slater attempts to be a poor man's Jack Nicholson.
.
A zombie dorm?
George Allen has hired Ed Gillespie. He really is a tool but he might just be their choice.
Goddess guard us. George Allen makes George W. Bush look like a thoughtful, reflective, well-spoken intellectual giant.
US, Tunisia plan closer defence ties
Donald Rumsfeld, the US defence secretary, has called for strengthened military ties with Tunisia while prodding Tunisian leaders on the need for political reforms to ensure stability.
Rumsfeld's visit to Tunis on Saturday was the first stop in a North African tour that will take him to Algeria and Morocco as well as Tunisia, all authoritarian Arab states that have been important US allies in the "war on terrorism".
The US and Tunisia are discussing a "status of forces agreement" that would enable an expansion of US-Tunisian military exercises and other activities, Rumsfeld said.
ou also win the most obscure reference of teh trhead contest
you prize is bacon whiskey nipple
I don't even know what that is, and yet I'm absurdly proud.
Now I cede the computer to the boy, who does not like Saturday Night Sci Fi.
You know the dialogue has jumped the shark when it makes reference to lo-carb diets
the very day they got married, 60 years today.
Moonbootica, Die Walküre
Congratulations to you and yours, Moon.
This is the night that Marcia reveals that she is a he??
Goddess guard us. George Allen makes George W. Bush look like a thoughtful, reflective, well-spoken intellectual giant.
So you're saying he's a lock.
Marcia thank you
What, pray, do they call them?
==
They call them flip flops, Prior. And they wear them in 25 degree weather. Thongs to them are uncomfortable and unnatractive devices that sort of strap around the waist.
Did you all see that photo of Leif Garrett the other day? So very sad.
Goddess guard us. George Allen makes George W. Bush look like a thoughtful, reflective, well-spoken intellectual giant.
Hecate Malificent
In other words, All Hail President Allen.
In which Christian Slater attempts to be a poor man's Jack Nicholson.
.
William H. Rehnquist
When the real poor man's Jack is Ethan Hawke
iN Singles
Hecate--when I had my baby, the only things prohibited were illegal drugs and tobacco. They even let us bring wine.
Heathers.
A great movie.
It was so very.
Zombies don't read!
"Zombies don't read."
Well, Chimperor is evidence of that!
Evening All...Little OT, I am a regular lurker and I am having a helluva time trying to share this web addy...Regulars please advise the folks with family and loved ones in Iraq/Afghanistan that they can see the welcome home The Bushista cult is preparing for those who serve. VAWatchdog.org
I am speaking as a totally disabled Marine Viet Vet and this is the fourth attempt to share this with this site. As they used to say on the D train in Brooklyn "Thank You for your Patience and Cooperation" in this matter.
A zombie dorm?
more likely a zombie sorority
Nerd zombies read.
NTodd--which Heather did you want to fuck?
Now they're in the Zombie University Library. They're solving the riddle by checking the Periodic Guide to Zombie Literature.
You're a girl? You, uhh, don't still have those, umm, parade pictures lying around by any chance? (shifting from foot to foot)
JeffCO
Umm, no. I can't even access them on flickr anymore since I disabled that email.
Well, I do have them here, but that doesn't mean much.
Does Zombie U play D-I basketball?
I'd rather not talk about it. I am banned from the booster club because I was lining up zombie hos for the undead recruits. They took away my courtside seats and everything.
.
And zombie librarians shush.
It was so very.
NTodd, Land Shark
What's her name...
Talk about a career gone down in flames.
Did you all see that photo of Leif Garrett the other day? So very sad.
I'm sure he's in preproduction on a made-for-Sci-Fi movie.
crackdog--we're always happy to help a vet.
Today I rote an artical comparing George Bush and Dick Cheny to Gilligan and the skipper on Gilligans island, except that Dick Cheny was the skipper and he was in charge instead of president Bush. Kathrin said they couldnt use it, but I got ten dollars from Katrina vandenhuvel whos name I cant spell to good. She said they would just say that Greg Easterbrook rote it and no one would know the diference.
I bought snickers bars with the money.
from janes link, which is worth check'n out if you don't know K Lo is a moron. tho i imagine that's common knowledge.
NTodd--which Heather did you want to fuck?
Veronica.
That was great, because I'd forgotten what it was like to be an unpopular 4th grader.
NTodd, Land Shark
Whatever you say, Shitski!
This is the night that Marcia reveals that she is a he??
whiskeyina
Hey, now. I reveal very little.
In which Christian Slater attempts to be a poor man's Jack Nicholson.
.
William H. Rehnquist
I couldn't stop thinking that.
Not a bad job, tho.
.
Great pate, Atrios, but I gotta motor...
Great pate, Atrios, but I gotta motor...
Umm, no. I can't even access them on flickr anymore since I disabled that email.
Why did you disable that email?
Hey, now. I reveal very little.
*wistful sigh*
When do you find out about the job?
NTodd--I think you should explore MILFs. I think you're made for a MILF.
I have to go cook a mess of Thai curry, so I guess I'll be rolling along...
Have fun with your zombies...
Umm, no. I can't even access them on flickr anymore since I disabled that email. Well, I do have them here, but that doesn't mean much. -Marcia Brady
I assume Eli has them backed up.
Brown calls for tougher security
Chancellor Gordon Brown
Gordon Brown is to announce sweeping new security measures, including a call for tougher counter-terrorism powers.
Plans for a new integrated electronic border system will be announced as well as a proposal to extend the time terror suspects can be held without trial.
The Chancellor will say that security and counter-terrorism will be at the heart of a public review.
But the Conservative leader David Cameron has accused the government of "ineffective authoritarianism".
These things happened on the day I was born...
1850 - Honolulu, Hawaii, becomes a city
1862 - American Civil War: Union forces are defeated in Second Battle of Bull Run
1909 - Burgess Shale fossils discovered by Charles Doolittle Walcott
1963 - Hotline between U.S. and Soviet leaders goes into operation.
1965 - Rock musician Bob Dylan releases his influential album Highway 61 Revisited featuring the song "Like a Rolling Stone."
2005 - The 17th Street Canal in New Orleans is breached by Hurricane Katrina, leading to massive flooding and destruction.
I share my birthday with...
Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, Ernest Rutherford, Huey Long, Fred MacMurray, R. Crumb, Molly Ivins, Cameron Diaz, and Andy Roddick.
NTodd--I think you should explore MILFs
Okay, I give up. What is a MILF?
I share my birthday with...
Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, R. Crumb,
Richard
Hats off!
This is the night that Marcia reveals that she is a he??
When was the last time you saw a non Republican with D cup man tits?
Why did you disable that email?
Al Swearengen
I wasn't using it anymore. I have a different one now.
You know, just because you go into a university library's stacks, and someone with rotting flesh jumps up from a blood-stained book and tries to bite your nose off, that doesn't mean he's a zombie and not a grad student.
Mother I'd Like To Fancy
Talk about a career gone down in flames.
Al Swearengen
The outsider one?
What is her name?
.
I assume Eli has them backed up.
JeffCO
I hear they've got them stored in a deep vault in Cheyenne Mountain.
Oh, and Prior A...when reading "Gilead," bear in mind that like all her stuff, it's basically an unedited first draft. That absolutely floors me...
Many thanks Sally, I am a fan of yours...Everyone kept leaving me in their dust. On the woulded thread and the open after it....
PS you might want to advise them to keep and air sickness bag on hand while viewing the site
Again thanks
crackdog--we're always happy to help a vet.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
yeah, i saved that link.
don't know what i'll do with it. i really wished i could figure out something to do to turn this situation around. something active and real.
typing my frustration out in blog land is one thing, but it might be time for a real action.
Britteny Murphy!
.
Hats off! -Phila
I didn't notice Roy Harper on the list.
I'm pretty sure that's a Robottweiler in that preview, actually...
I wasn't using it anymore. I have a different one now.
Marcia Brady ∞
You were using it for Flikr yes?
When do you find out about the job?
Eli
Actually, Carrolyn (very cute girl, you'd like her) gave me a letter telling me that the job is mine contingent on passing the drug test and the VA criminal background check.
So I guess it was a good idea to use that stolen ID in the three card monty scam I was running...
When the real poor man's Jack is Ethan Hawke
iN Singles
Ethan Hawke is my nemesis. He's on a list of "actors who ruin any movie" that is headed by Richard Dryfuss and Andie McDowell.
Elijah Wood used to be on the list before his turn as Frodo.
.
I'm not too happy about the portrayal of Rotties as Sci-Fi monsters, dammit.
I've been called a milf. I didn't now what it was, so I asked. It was embarrasing that it happened in the classroom.
Holy Orgasming Jesus, where did the General find this?
Okay, I give up. What is a MILF? -Al Swearengen
Stacy's mom could tell you.
There's no reading in Zombiedom!
You were using it for Flikr yes?
Al Swearengen
Not anymore. I didn't think about the link until after I had disabled the email.
Doh! That should be wounded.
Gomenasai neh?
Okay, I give up. What is a MILF?
Al Swearengen
Never could figure that but learned it here.
Mother I would Like to Fuck?
.
crackdog--threads move fast and in multiple directions here, so any oversight would not be intentional.
Actually, Carrolyn (very cute girl, you'd like her) gave me a letter telling me that the job is mine contingent on passing the drug test and the VA criminal background check.
Huzzah! Congrats, babe!
Maybe I can, uh, come visit you there...
mothers i'd like to ...
you get the idea
I saw a current picture of Boy George today. He looks like Jackie Cougan in the Uncle Fester days
"If we're lucky, the zombie plague will end up as a footnote in the history books."
Ethan Hawke is the zombie SC Justice's nemisis?
ANdie MAcDowell
Is alright in "Groudnhog day"
Mena--I learned later it was a compliment, after I was totally puzzled and said thank you. I think.
Not to be petty, but I think it's crackerdog.
Ethan Hawke is my nemesis. He's on a list of "actors who ruin any movie" that is headed by Richard Dryfuss and Andie McDowell.
Good list.
I can only tolerate Andy Garcia with closed captioning.
Chocolate Proton--you're right, my apologies. Vision isn't great right now.
Shit!
Sorry for typing FUCK.
.
The zombie plague began in a frat house? OK.
Ooooh, an e-bay joke. How cutting edge.
Zombir mosquitos!
Charley....I am a fan of yours as well. Knowlege is Power brother!
Keep the hope alive!
Vision isn't great right now.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Well. Perhaps this raft of hugs, kisses, flowers, and a three-layer carrot cake will help.
What is it about ethan hawke, christian slater and juliette lewis? I can't look at any of them.
I've been called a milf. I didn't now what it was, so I asked. It was embarrasing that it happened in the classroom.
Someone called you a MILF in class?
Oh, no! Zombiesquito!
Mother I would Like to Fuck?
agAve, DFoF
So can it be any mother or does it have to be a motherly mother, as in older woman. You know, like Barbara Bush.
Deadliest form of bird flu found in Italy, Greece and Bulgaria
Scientists have confirmed that wild swans in Italy, Greece and Bulgaria have tested positive for the deadly strain of bird flu.
More than 20 swans in the three countries have died from the H5N1 strain which experts say was probably brought by cold weather in the Balkans.
Laboratories in Padua, in Italy, and Weybridge, in Britain, made the identification yesterday.
Ethan Hawke is my nemesis. He's on a list of "actors who ruin any movie" that is headed by Richard Dryfuss and Andie McDowell.
So you'd rather have watched Julie Delpy talk to *herself* for 2 hours in Before Sunrise? Wait- actually I'd watch that.
Crackerdog--I apologize for the unintentional abbreviation of your name.
You know, just because you go into a university library's stacks, and someone with rotting flesh jumps up from a blood-stained book and tries to bite your nose off, that doesn't mean he's a zombie and not a grad student.
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F)
I can confirm this.
Sorry for typing FUCK.
.
agAve, DFoF |
dir fuck sakes man
you know we don't fucking swear fucking here
Maybe I can, uh, come visit you there...
Eli
Sure, I'll find out if she's single...although she had yellow roses on her desk last time I was there.
You'll be able to look me up and call me at NYU. Except you have to know my real name. Bwahahahaha...
A "ZILF" is of course a "zombie i'd like to fuck"
Not anymore. I didn't think about the link until after I had disabled the email.
Marcia Brady
I see, you were using it except for the pictures which you weren't using.
You know, just because you go into a university library's stacks, and someone with rotting flesh jumps up from a blood-stained book and tries to bite your nose off, that doesn't mean he's a zombie and not a grad student.
It's entire possible to be a zombie and a grad student. In fact, I think it's the standard MO.
Rosie Perez is my nemeisis
Are they wearing digis? Jesus, everyone except the marines got the digital cammies as soon as they came out...
that and wayans (with the exception of "Im gonna git you sucka)
Is that the zombie Watertiger!?!
Mena--I learned later it was a compliment, after I was totally puzzled and said thank you. I think.
==
My reaction when I was first referred to as 'E-Dawg' (my last name starts with an E).
mena --
Well, "flip flops" certainly makes sense
Phila --
Thanks for the word -- sometimes I like "great" books
BTW -- those of you who might remember my questions some time by about whether to (re)read "Bleak House" or "Huckleberry Finn" -- I went with Twain, but since our "Everyman Edition" (do they still exist? do they have a non-gender exclusive name now?) had "Tom Sawyer' as well, I read it first, then Finn -- the second really is genius -- when Huck decides that he would rather burn in hell than return Jim to slavery, I teared up (I've always been a senimental fool) -- but can they teach it these days -- "nigger" is the most natural thing in the world for the characters to say & the book would be impoverished & dishonest without it, but where can you teach it - it seems a horrendous loss (I remember the discussions about removing it from the reading lists when I was younger -- necaessary, I suppose, but also sad)
Sure, I'll find out if she's single...although she had yellow roses on her desk last time I was there.
Yellow means... "friendship", right?
Right?
I've been called a milf. I didn't now what it was, so I asked. It was embarrasing that it happened in the classroom.
mena
ok, not laughing at your expense mena, but that's laff of the nite.
eschaton, better than reality TV.
So can it be any mother or does it have to be a motherly mother, as in older woman. You know, like Barbara Bush.
Barbara Bush, could NEVER be a MILF.
I can only tolerate Andy Garcia with closed captioning.
A poor man's Al Pacino who is a poor man's version of some guy who shouts a lot.
.
So can it be any mother or does it have to be a motherly mother, as in older woman. You know, like Barbara Bush.
Al Swearengen
Really just refers to an older but attractive female.
So, Barbara Bush?!!
EEEEEK.
.
Bush DickTaterShit: FIERY WRECK!
Man, for an experienced zombie hunter, this guy *really* sucks at identifying them...
techprincess is a grad student
A poor man's Al Pacino who is a poor man's version of some guy who shouts a lot.
And mumbles. Worst part of Dead Again was giving the exposition for the entire fucking movie to Al Pacino in old-guy makeup...
Barbara Bush, could NEVER be a MILF.
doug, neanderthal
And I thought that was going to slip by unnoticed.
Barbara Bush, could NEVER be a MILF.
doug, neanderthal
the younger one could
eschaton, better than reality TV.
charley
and soo educational!
.
I'm not so sure that giving a gun to the soon-to-be-zombie is such a great idea...
I see, you were using it except for the pictures which you weren't using.
Al Swearengen
Huh? I stopped using that email, so I disabled it. After I disabled it, I realized that my flickr pics were attached to that email. Pero, no me importa.
gregg easterbrook
all ya gotta do is say his name and everybody laughs.
crackerdog -
You have incoming mail. Tell both of those guys I sent you.
Semper Fidelis
the pharmaceutical companies...
OF COURSE
Eli--ZombieHunter is a Republican.
Barbara Bush, could NEVER be a MILF.
Not even a GILF.
Watching America, English transcripts of what the off shore press is saying about the US.
http://www.watchingamerica.com/i...com/
index.shtml
Vision isn't great right now.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
==
This is sounding a little like a migraine, Sally.
techprincess is a grad student
akdovnber
Perhaps I could convince her that I breathe through my pants.
Yellow means... "friendship", right?
Right?
Eli
That's kind of what I was thinking, but I didn't ask.
Mena--just really nasty sinus stuff. My face hurts.
Ethan Hawke is my nemesis. He's on a list of "actors who ruin any movie" that is headed by Richard Dryfuss and Andie McDowell.
For me it's:
Mandy Patinkin, Amy Irving, Cyndi Lauper, and now...Tom Cruise
That scenery eatin' in War Of The Worlds was too much.
Ethan Hawke is my nemesis. He's on a list of "actors who ruin any movie" that is headed by Richard Dryfuss and Andie McDowell.
For me it's:
Mandy Patinkin, Amy Irving, Cyndi Lauper, and now...Tom Cruise
Bronson Pinchot.
Is a poor man's Samuel L Jackson... uh... well, isn't he sort of his own impoverished version?
My frustration is with meself Sally
I was as Naval Communicator a long time ago, and I was dismayed to see only that annie thing after that original post. Now that I know it is out there all is well in my little world...Thanks for the thought.
VAWatchdog.org
Great moments in Zombiedom...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima...mage:
Zombie.jpg
Clay: I'm a big boy now Johnny!...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Ima...PlanNine_10.jpg
Cyndi Lauper?
what movie was that?
.
Yellow means... "friendship", right?
Maybe she's from Texas.
So, ladies! Is being in a zombie dorm room and killing a guy bitten by a zombie mosquito and then being patriotic -- is that the kind of thing that makes you want to take your shirt off?
Just curious.
Huh? I stopped using that email, so I disabled it. After I disabled it, I realized that my flickr pics were attached to that email.
Typo.
[I see you weren't using it except for the pictures which you weren't using.]
Brown now joint PM, says leading Blair ally
· Partnership runs Britain - Clarke
· Chancellor warns of more bombings
Gordon Brown and Tony Blair are now in effect running Britain as 'a dual premiership', according to one of the cabinet's most senior figures and close ally of the Prime Minister.
Charles Clarke, the Home Secretary, admitted in a remarkably frank interview with The Observer that 'profound' events were unfolding, with Brown given unprecedented licence to set out his stall for the leadership while the Prime Minister was still in office. But he disclosed that he had warned Brown against appearing 'just to cavil' with his colleagues, saying that it was crucial now to show he was a team player.
Worst part of Dead Again was giving the exposition for the entire fucking movie to Al Pacino in old-guy makeup...
Eli
But on the other hand it did have the lovely and winsome Kenneth Brannaugh.
Mandy Patinkin
Yes. Which reminds me that Kevin Kline really bugs too.
Cyndi Lauper?
what movie was that?
Vibes, with Jeff Goldblum IIRC.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere,
One thing to try for sinus headaches, that works for some people.
Trying eating some hot peppers, unless those make your alergies worse.
I thought Laurence Fishburne was the poor man's Samuel L. Jackson
(remember that "Extras" episode?)
I thought gregg easterbrook was dead.
[I see you weren't using it except for the pictures which you weren't using.]
Al Swearengen
Exactly.
goodnight moonbats, really can't keep awake.
ciao.
Check that Brother...You seem to sum up my feelings so well I never need to comment myself...
Semper Fi
Ethan Hawke is my nemesis. He's on a list of "actors who ruin any movie" that is headed by Richard Dryfuss and Andie McDowell.
For me it's:
Mandy Patinkin, Amy Irving, Cyndi Lauper, and now...Tom Cruise
I'd add "Sticky Fingaz."
Not even a GILF.
Eli
===
Why I love you.
Is a poor man's Samuel L Jackson... uh... well, isn't he sort of his own impoverished version?
Wesley Snipes?
Lawrence Fishburn?
.
Thersites--that would be negative, sir.
Although, Mandy Patinkin is pretty good in Crestor.
...what, you didn't see the feature length " Girls Just Wanna Have Fun? "
Vibes, with Jeff Goldblum IIRC.
Eli
Which one ruined it more, Cindy or Jeff.
.
Directed my last to Barndog, who watches the watchers.....Get sum
Well, so much for Sticky Fingaz...
[I see you weren't using it except for the pictures which you weren't using.]
Al Swearengen
Exactly.
Marcia Brady ∞
LOL...
So, ladies! Is being in a zombie dorm room and killing a guy bitten by a zombie mosquito and then being patriotic -- is that the kind of thing that makes you want to take your shirt off?
Just curious.
Thers, Insolent Partisan
==
There's no way to tell from a movie. You're going to have to try it out in the real world and let us all know.
Exactly.
Marcia Brady ∞
LOL...
Al Swearengen
So what becomes of those pictures I wonder.
They got the Sarge, man! Not the Sarge!!!
winsome Kenneth Brannaugh.
Winsome, losome, though I would probably take Helena over Emma even though she kinda scares me. Make that because she scares me.
For the bekidded, Nanny McPhee is a delightful romp for children of all ages.
Winsome, losome, though I would probably take Helena over Emma even though she kinda scares me. Make that because she scares me.
Can I have Kate Beckinsale and/or Liz Hurley?
yes, i would just like to chime in here.
Bar is in no way shape or form a MILF or even a GILF.
even Nixon knew she was a snake. goes a long way in explaining GW Fuckwit however.
MoDo says it's a Daddy complex, but it's always the mothers fault. and that's from freud.
They got the Stupid Guy! Not the Stupid Guy!!!
wow - non-zombie proof body armor...
So what becomes of those pictures I wonder.
Al Swearengen
Dunno. They were all set to private, so I don't think it matters much anyway.
Holy crap - zombies evolve? I expect any moment for someone to engage in debate over intelligent zombie design.
Wanna see some of my pictures, heh...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/202...s/20287969@N00/
So, ladies! Is being in a zombie dorm room and killing a guy bitten by a zombie mosquito and then being patriotic -- is that the kind of thing that makes you want to take your shirt off?
Shower, certainly.
TRAPPED like rats in a zombie sandwich!
Andmost espesvially, anything where Mandy Patinkin SINGS! He's got a tenor speaking voice, so why does he only sing in that
repugnant falsetto?
The zombies are all registering for the next semester!
Although, Mandy Patinkin is pretty good in Crestor.
plantsman
Yeah, I can just feel my arteries clogging.
MoDo says it's a Daddy complex, but it's always the mothers fault. and that's from freud.
charley
Well it must be true, then!
.
I expect any moment for someone to engage in debate over intelligent zombie design.
JeffCO
===
Where've you been?
So what becomes of those pictures I wonder.
Al Swearengen
Dunno. They were all set to private, so I don't think it matters much anyway.
Marcia Brady ∞
You mean you didn't have any set to friends?
Cracklin' zombie get on board...
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You mean you didn't have any set to friends?
Al Swearengen
No. Not at that point.
Where've you been? - mena
I meant in the film.
Wait, how many cast members are still alive... three?
Sallyh--I'm worried about you. Go lie down with a warm cloth over your eyes.
I think the poor man's Liev Schreiber is my favorite character in this one.
the sophistication of late night conversation among somewhat smart but incredibly stoned college freshmen.
works for friedman
I see.
hmmm, time for some nice 65 yr old bedsheets?
Worst part of Dead Again was giving the exposition for the entire fucking movie to Al Pacino in old-guy makeup...
Andy Garcia, not Al Pacino.
And I figured that movie out the first time we saw Derek Jacoby, BTW ("Tw-twelve"). Still loved it.
Ebola zombies?
Andy Garcia, not Al Pacino.
Oops. And the unintelligibility of Andy Garcia was MY WHOLE POINT.
Some trolls seem to have a OCDC thing!
I wonder if they keep going in the Kitchen and checking the gas stove or flipping a light switch 7 times.
.
Although, come to think of it, Al Pacino is *also* on my list of actors who ruin every movie they're in...
Ebola zombies?
NYMary
the Ebola Gay
So they've decided to replace the Sci-Fi Rottweiler movie with the Volcano in NYC flick?
crackerdog -
Got it from my Pop - he served with Chesty at the Frozen Chosin. Most of that fucking war in fact. Grandad was in the China wars.
Like I had a choice. I was passed the torch of my family - and I'm the only one still carrying it - Dad is still around and so is my Uncle Dan. Of course - he's the Marine officer in the family. Someone had to ruin it.
Everyone else in our family managed to find a way to think we had done enough for our country.
I just don't see it that way. The rest of them just don't have the character to stand up to the challenge.
Pretty simple to me. But - I see things just a little bit differently than most folks. Frankly - I'm thankful for it.
Although, come to think of it, Al Pacino is *also* on my list of actors who ruin every movie they're in...
Eli
You didn't love Meet the Fockers?
Wait, that's Robert DeNiro.
Andy Garcia & Al Pacino, just two of the reasons Godfather 3 was so delightful!
Attica! Attica!
works for friedman
jackson 5 spot | 02.11.06 - 10:16 pm |
Exactly, that's where those awful metaphors come from. If you notice a lot of daleks who seem to be like colleggiates (especially law and business school types) they have the same logic.
I just realized how strange that new Reese's commercial is. Tony Kanaan is walking along with a big open jar of "CARAMEL", but he's not eating it, and he doesn't even have a utensil. He's just walking along with it saying, "Mmm, caramel."
Ebola zombies?
NYMary
==
Can I just say how sorry I am I'm missing this movie?
And really? No one else gets the christianslater/juliettelewis aversion? I thought sure someone here would share it.
Completely OT: How's Helen Thomas? She actually emailed me back once...
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He's just walking along with it saying, "Mmm, caramel."
Less fattening.
You didn't love Meet the Fockers?
Wait, that's Robert DeNiro.
I like DeNiro, but I thought Meet The Parents totally sucked and never bothered with the sequel. I like Ben Stiller a lot more when he plays clueless jerks, like in Dodgeball.
Barndog,
I love you.
Just sayin'.
Completely OT: How's Helen Thomas? She actually emailed me back once...
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MisterX
Nice lady
Not a MILF
.
And really? No one else gets the christianslater/juliettelewis aversion? I thought sure someone here would share it.
mena
I do. Sweetie, I do.
Donald Graham on C-span, looks like an in-bred idiot. No wonder the WAPO has swung over to the kool-aid side.
And really? No one else gets the christianslater/juliettelewis aversion? I thought sure someone here would share it.
mena
I used to like Juliette Lewis until I found out that she's a scientologist. And she started really sucking.
I liked True Romance and that had Christian Slater in it, but I think I loved it for Patricia Arquette. Loooove her.
Mena,
The hot dangerous heavily-armed chick--one of them--appears to have created zombies while trying to cure ebola. Or something.
I can sometimes stomach Christian Slater, but never Juliette Lewis.
I just realized how strange that new Reese's commercial is. Tony Kanaan is walking along with a big open jar of "CARAMEL", but he's not eating it, and he doesn't even have a utensil. He's just walking along with it saying, "Mmm, caramel."
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Have you seen the Keebler commercial where they did various cookies into the magic fudge pot?
The hot dangerous heavily-armed chick--one of them--appears to have created zombies while trying to cure ebola.
*shrug*
These things happen.
I liked Ben Stiller in There's Something About Mary, though.
I liked True Romance and that had Christian Slater in it, but I think I loved it for Patricia Arquette. Loooove her.
Marcia Brady ∞
agreed
and Brad Pitt is really believeable as the stoner roommate
And really? No one else gets the christianslater/juliettelewis aversion? I thought sure someone here would share it.
mena
I do. Sweetie, I do.
Vicki
Don't mind Slater but Lewis I can do without. NBK was it for me.
By the by Vicki, I'm indebted to you. Somehow, I found the motivation to clean house today.
And really? No one else gets the christianslater/juliettelewis aversion?
Juliette Lewis creeps me out. As does her French counterpart, Marina de Van. (She was the very bad babysitter in Regarde La Mer and directed her own creepy but compelling film In My Skin). Shudder
I watched Helen T. go mano a mano with Scottie Mac the other day-- it was priceless--- he kept trying to cut her off, and she just kept coming at him..."you remember what happened to Nixon when HE broke the law..." Scottie quickly retorts, "This is DIFFERENT.'
snark snark
I had to look and see if the wife was lurking, Vicki.
I asked her earlier if she wanted to see your pussy.
She mentioned that she'd never see you in the same way ever again... until see seen it was your cat.
Attica! Attica!
JeffCO
Thats
AD DI CA!
AD DI CA!
.
and Brad Pitt is really believeable as the stoner roommate
olexicon, rooster synonym
I'm pretty sure he was method acting.
Of course Brad Pitt is a god and can do no wrong. And, no, I haven't seen Troy, why?
Vicki,
So what happens after the dance? The pancake house until 4am? Or home by 12 in tears?
Well, Helen Thomas is undergoing treatment for breat cancer, and I was just curious about how she was doing...
I love me some Helen Thomas.
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You tell 'em, JeffCo! Dog Day Afternoon is one of the best movies ever. and speaking of loving every movie he was in: I love John Cazale!
P.S. How do you make a heart sign?? I can't read my notes from yesterday...
Vince Vaugn has played essentuially the same chaartcter in every movie since "siwngers" ther is said it
Well, Helen Thomas is undergoing treatment for breat cancer, and I was just curious about how she was doing...
Molly Ivins, too, I hear.
Brad Pitt is really believeable as the stoner roommate
olexicon, rooster synonym
Type castings. But for a few twists of fate it would Brad Pitt instead of Kato Kaelin as state's witness.
I'm not sure exactly how I would feel about Helena Thomas Carter though.
OMG! Her tits were eaten by an oval!
"Oh my God! My breasts have turned into a grey blur!!!"
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Of course Brad Pitt is a god and can do no wrong. And, no, I haven't seen Troy, why?
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You'll like it, trust me.
I do. Sweetie, I do.
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==
I just have a hard time looking at either one of them.
Agreed about Brad Pitt in TR. And PAtricia Arquette. But the only decent part of that movie was the end. That was almost good enough to redeem the rest of it.
olexicon,
Nah, not in Anchorman, his best work.
and Brad Pitt is really believeable as the stoner roommate
olexicon, rooster synonym
Did you see the movie Holes? That was a great Patricia Arquette, Shia LeBoeuf, Dulé Hill movie. And I don't care that it was for kids.
P.S. How do you make a heart sign?? I can't read my notes from yesterday... -whiskeyina
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Molly Ivins, too, I hear.
NYMary
Yeah, heard that too.
I loves me some Molly Ivins.
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Duncan, as someone who was once a somewhat smart, incredibly stoned college freshman, I feel deeply offended by your comparison.
OK, on C-SPAN right now, Andrea Mitchell (Mrs. Alan Greenspan in another era) looks just like Madame of the fabled duo, Waylon amd Madame...
Or is that just me?
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I'm not sure exactly how I would feel about Helena Thomas Carter though.
JeffCO
I love her, too. Did you see Lady Jane?
She mentioned that she'd never see you in the same way ever again... until see seen it was your cat.
Barndog, troll destroyer
Barndog...Tell her there's a bowl here waiting just for her.
NYMary,
I don't know what happens. She's at her dad's tonight. Apparently, though, her date picked her up at the restaurant around 9:30...
Ahh, young love..
Nah, not in Anchorman, his best work.
NYMary
okay duely noted
but a small role
fy?
fu!
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Or is that just me?
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MisterX
Don't even need to see it to accept the comparison.
Damn - they should hit 'em in the funnybone - that's where they expect it least.
Well it must be true, then!
.
agAve, DFo
well i wouldn't go that far. but agree with your evaluation of trools.
And another thing: The ACTONEL woman must die!
I've known a number of "sprightly" post-menopausal women, but few sluttish/perky/Katie-Couric-on-meth ones.
Boniva sounds like a lesbian super'hero with a big strap-on.
Do zombies get tenure.
Do zombies get tenure.
Or does tenure *create* zombies?
Don't even need to see it to accept the comparison.
Al Swearengen
Thank goodness. So it's not just the Rebel Yell...
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The Revenge of the Ayatollahs
"You can look at this war as the sort of revenge of the ayatollahs on the Ba'athists. They are using us to settle old scores."
Wes Clark to David Rieff on Afterwords on BookTV/c-span2 today.
http://www.booktv.org/feature/in...759&
schedID=402
Replays at 7pm and 9pm Eastern tomorrow, Sunday
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Although, come to think of it, Al Pacino is *also* on my list of actors who ruin every movie they're in...
What?! I thought he was great in Looking for Richard, and delightfully over the top in Devil's Advocate.
Do zombies get tenure.
They sure do at the uni I work for...
Vicki... that would be the penis bong?
And, whats this.... Audrey has a date?
Egads.
I'm not sure exactly how I would feel about Helena Thomas Carter though. JeffCO
I love her, too. Did you see Lady Jane? Marcia
Not Helena Bonham Carter - I've ♥ her for a long time. I was pondering an amalgam of her with Helen Thomas.
Boniva sounds like a lesbian super'hero with a big strap-on.
plantsman
Links?
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What?! I thought he was great in Looking for Richard, and delightfully over the top in Devil's Advocate.
Can't stand him. Ever since Scent Of A Woman, possibly the worst performance of all time.
I ? John Cazale.
Not Helena Bonham Carter - I've ♥ her for a long time. I was pondering an amalgam of her with Helen Thomas.
JeffCO
Ahh, I see. I'm a little slow. Too many carbs today.
Barndog,
Affirmative x two.
Do zombies get tenure.
Only lawzombies.
I ? John Cazale.
Interesting...
Boniva sounds like a lesbian super'hero with a big strap-on
Where can we get this "Boniva"?
Going back to watch the Olympics, and to do a little dance...get down tonight.
mmmmmmmm, caaaaarrbbbss........
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Who would care to stop you? You need help, seriously.
Ahh, I see. I'm a little slow. Too many carbs today. -Marcia Brady
They go straight to your brain? They seem to settle a bit lower for most.
And another thing: The ACTONEL woman must die!
plantsman
Not your idea of a GILF, I take it...
They go straight to your brain? They seem to settle a bit lower for most.
JeffCO
I can vouch for that.
I used to like Juliette Lewis until I found out that she's a scientologist. And she started really sucking.
Marcia Brady ∞
well, thanx for ruining that. and i used to like beck and even travolta, but once i know that shit about them, they might as well be republicans.
and i don't like any republicans except maybe warren rudman.
Well, I hope Helen's doing OK...
She's a beacon and a pitbull at the same time...
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Wait! It looked right in the preview. What happened?
mmmmmmmm, caaaaarrbbbss........
mena
I had the best pumpernickle bagel today. Although the Sweet & Spicey Spinach and Peanut soup was yummy and not so carby.
oh the kids just love the Knute Rockne references!
Not Helena Bonham Carter - I've ♥ her for a long time. I was pondering an amalgam of her with Helen Thomas.
JeffCO
Boxed?
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Good thing football helmets aren't bulletproof...
They go straight to your brain? They seem to settle a bit lower for most.
JeffCO
My chest?
[Insert zompom joke here.]
Another belly laugh thanks to Eli!
My chest?
Yes, please.
is helena bonham carter teh drummer for led zeppelin?
My chest?
Marcia Brady ∞
Let's hope so.
Another belly laugh thanks to Eli!
You're easy.
I like that in a woman.
Ahhh... a gameplan.
This sucks!
Melissa has to work till 12 or later instead of 10.
She has to train a new manager on the niteshift CSR details.
WTF? Isn't that a manager or assistant managers job?
Oh well, she's aready put in her 2 week notice.
Gonna go back to what she loved in NM, working in group homes for disabled people.
She's a saint.
(most of the time)
.
Mmm... zombie guts...
well, thanx for ruining that. and i used to like beck and even travolta, but once i know that shit about them, they might as well be republicans.
charley
Yeah, the Beck thing kind of blows, doesn't it. Also Danny Masterson from That 70s Show. And I really loved him...
Not Helena Bonham Carter - I've ♥ her for a long time. I was pondering an amalgam of her with Helen Thomas.
JeffCO
Boxed?
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QuentinCompson |
Jeesh, I remember Boxing Helena, sadly.
These women are having a visceral reaction.
WHAT is spineless, loves oysters, wears beige with purple flecks and fences with its penis?
http://www.smh.com.au/news/
natio...7734154394.html
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Rice water mixed with carob powder should stem a case of diarrhea as bad as yours, though you might have to repeat the dose. That's one part rice to four parts water and a tablespoon of carob powder mixed in.
I got one of those mice with a scroll bar. It's very handy sometimes.
They *smell* gunpowder???
Shouldn't he at least try to shamble convincingly or something?
Boy, you haven't lived until you've heard Arlen Spectre tell Bob Dole viagra jokes on C-SPAN.
So now I've lived. Please kill me.
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How come the zombies aren't alla time sniffing each other?
They *smell* gunpowder???
Eli
You're not confusing gunpowder with saltpeter I hope.
OK, on C-SPAN right now, Andrea Mitchell (Mrs. Alan Greenspan in another era) looks just like Madame of the fabled duo, Waylon amd Madame...
Or is that just me?
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MisterX
I've been wondering if I'm the only one who thinks that her latest nose job has made her look like Michael Jackson's uglier brother.
I need a drink!
I ♥ easy laughter.
Yippee!
I'm rooting for the Decomposing Irish!
Boy, you haven't lived until you've heard Arlen Spectre tell Bob Dole viagra jokes on C-SPAN.
He been taking Ben Stein's advice on loosening up?
Geesh! What part of "Don't' back into a room with a zombie in it" didn't she understand?
Geesh! What part of "Don't' back into a room with a zombie in it" didn't she understand?
The Don't part, apparently.
How come so many chip snacks that aren't potato chips are called *****tos?
Shallow minds wanna know.
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How come so many chip snacks that aren't potato chips are called *****tos?
Shallow minds wanna know.
Because most people really like to eat toes.
How come so many chip snacks that aren't potato chips are called *****tos?
They're made from little piggies?
Bedtime for Barndog.
Adios until...
SPECTRE IS TELLING A BROKEBACK JOKE...
Where's my Fukitol™?
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Two jokes, no waiting.
Wahoo, pentax is going to be making a 22MegPixel medium format camera.
A bit expensive though, at £5000-6000.
http://www.bjp-online.com/public...tml?
page=315495
Bedtime for Barndog.
Adios until...
Barndog, troll destroyer
You'll be on call in case we need you yes?
I kinda like that ad where the guy has to wait for the chick to call him...
Bedtime for Barndog.
Adios until...
Barndog, troll destroyer
wasn't that a movie?
nite
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Tim Russert is as incompetent a newsman as Rumsfeld is a SECDEF.
Potatohead is interviewing Karenna Gore Schiff on CNBC, about her book.
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SPECTRE IS TELLING A BROKEBACK JOKE...
Arlen Specter to George W. Bush: I wish I could quit you.
SPECTRE IS TELLING A BROKEBACK JOKE...
That's a defense against the fact that when he thinks of Heath Ledger Little Arlen snaps back and to the left.
peace and humptiness forever
Arlen Specter to George W. Bush: I wish I could quit you.
olvlzl
HA!
Guess most of the Republicans are thinking that lately...
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Wahoo, pentax is going to be making a 22MegPixel medium format camera.
A bit expensive though, at £5000-6000.
That's a bargain. The Hasselblad one is something like $26k.
They know how hard it is for her to shake the disease.
I think what they need is a slightly modified vertical lawn mower.
Stupid woman, bringing a knife to a zombie fight.
The girls leave and look what happens. Cameras.
The girls leave and look what happens. Cameras.
Specter: Magic Bullshit™
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That's a bargain. The Hasselblad one is something like $26k.
Eli
A little out of my price range. But I spent the money I was saving for a camera on shoes anyway, so there's that.
I think what they need is a slightly modified vertical lawn mower.
That movie (or scene) supposedly set some kind of most-fake-blood record...
They let one of the zombies outta that movie and it turned into a scroll troll, didn't they?
That's a bargain. The Hasselblad one is something like $26k.
Eli
In what universe?
I do know you are talking relatively for what the camera is.
or
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Ahh - the old "turn him so his back is to the incoming zombie" trick. Works every time.
I do know you are talking relatively for what the camera is.
I wish I wasn't. Because that would mean I was fucking rich.
The girls leave and look what happens. Cameras.
Al Swearengen
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The girls haven't left, the girls are waiting for them to stop.
Oh for fuck's sake.
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waiting for them to f-stop?
This movie features some terrific dialogue.
"Ukkkh! Ukkkh! By a mosquito!"
waiting for them to f-stop?
aeon_flux
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Yeah, that!
This movie features some terrific dialogue.
"Ukkkh! Ukkkh! By a mosquito!"
WTF does he think he's going to *do* with the sample?
a how-to guide for mucking with Google's uniquely identifiable tracking cookie.
http://www.standardmischief.com/...ould-do-better/
Oh, he's going to sell it on eBay.
Maroon.
scroll troll
flory
you make that up?
It even rhymes.
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mena, come upstairs. We can talk about boys.
A little out of my price range. But I spent the money I was saving for a camera on shoes anyway, so there's that.
Marcia Brady ∞
Men are broken hearted everywhere. Did you fix your phone too?
and flory and sallyh and Vickie if she's still around.
Or for someone to get her a drink...
And... that's it? Meh. The sequel should be pretty gripping: a team of soldiers fights zombies, and in the thrilling climax, nothing very conclusive happens.
scroll troll
flory
you make that up?
Not me. Somebody else around these parts. I'm purely derivative.
I wish I wasn't. Because that would mean I was fucking rich.
Eli
Same here.
Doing what I swore we would never do.
Taking $ outta the 401K to pay off credit cards.
Things like Vet bills (3000 for LC, and he still died) and car repairs, not just indulgences, have made it so that the credit card payments make us have to use them for gas and food.
enough!
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Not me. Somebody else around these parts. I'm purely derivative.
flory
Not purely, I'm sure.
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Tuesday Morning Quarterback for ESPN was actually quite good - football, babes and science fiction.
Barndog, just caught your message concerning the family . I will try to catch you in the am and we can shoot the poop then... The technology on this side is horrendous, need to purchase a new computer. The child-person took the power book off to university and i am stuck with this i-mac...Enough said...Later
Marcia, Mena, Vicki, Flory--what's this about going upstairs and talking about boys? I'm so there.
Can we do makeovers, too?
More on Easterbrook here.
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