I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
No Way!!!
WhoooooooooHoooooooooooo!!!!
We're third.
Maybe.
There is a nice echo in here.
So what's up this afternoon since I went out into the rain?
I got the couch, and remote, but FLG ended up with the ottoman.
Mr. Plushy has decided he is a lap cat.
Sadly, he is still too big for my lap. He tries anyway, and I am powerless to stop him.
so.
Molestation Okay, But Electricity is Evil
UPI | Submitted by: Space Jew
"An Iowa sex offender who belongs to a church that believes electricity is evil has asked a judge to exempt him from wearing an electronic monitor. Scott Smith was given a short jail sentence and five years probation for molesting two teenage girls in 2003. At the time, he was a member of the Brotherhood of Christ and his wife and children still belong to the group."
What the hell is it about 11 year olds?
Teacher engages in carnal knowledge with 11-year-old boy
Sydney Morning Herald | Submitted by: oddser5050
"A primary school teacher has been arrested on charges she had sex with one of her 11-year-old students, authorities said."
Don't Slam The Door!
WFTV-TV 9 Orlando | Submitted by: GTL - all christmas-y
"It's an unusual motive for murder. Investigators in Belleview said slamming the door drove a man to kill his next-door neighbor in Marion County."
Via Prometheus 6:
A shocking 37 million Americans live in poverty. That is 12.7 per cent of the population - the highest percentage in the developed world. They are found from the hills of Kentucky to Detroit's streets, from the Deep South of Louisiana to the heartland of Oklahoma. Each year since 2001 their number has grown.
Froggy goes a courtin'
San Antonio Express-News | Submitted by: oddser5050
"According to police, the suspect tried to make a move on the woman, a 62-year-old transient. She said no, which led to an argument, and ended with the suspect using a tire iron to beat the woman."
What the hell is it about 11 year olds?
For some people, they are teh bomb.
Two out of three ain't bad
San Diego Union-Tribune | Submitted by: oddser5050
"New's first wife, Somsri New, was shot once in the head Sept. 9, 1973 while she slept on a love seat in the living room of the couple's apartment. Her death had been ruled an accidental shooting. New told police that he shot her when a rifle he was cleaning misfired after he dropped it and tried to catch it." ... "[His third wife] was shot to death in her bedroom sometime before 4 a.m. Oct. 15. William New blamed an intruder."
Hi,Uppity! Where you been?
Sadly, he is still too big for my lap. He tries anyway, and I am powerless to stop him.
I know what you mean, Sylvia just got the recent update to the Lapseeker 2005 software, and I am certain that it contained some kind of time shift component. I put her off the lap only to find her back when I have finished.
That and a strong sense of deja vu.
Mr. Plushy has decided he is a lap cat.
Sadly, he is still too big for my lap. He tries anyway, and I am powerless to stop him.
My girlfriend's late grandfather had a very large, sweet, and not-very-bright cat who thought she was a lapcat. She was so big, and he was so skinny and frail, that he literally could not get up unless someone took her off of him.
I'm liking the profile of the Italian bobsledders.
It even has the late Curt Gowdy...
Each year since 2001 their number has grown.
What happened in 2001, I wonder...
A shocking 37 million Americans live in poverty. That is 12.7 per cent of the population - the highest percentage in the developed world.
Wow. Trickle down is working just great, huh?
Why is it that when there is empirical evidence to the contrary these clowns just keep repeating their lies?
I'm feeling a bit Billy Goat Gruffish here. Any trolls want their mental teeth kicked in?
Is Dith out there?. It's conversion time!
We can save your earthylsoul!
COG lost his passion.
And Aventus is just lost.
It's sad to see the Bush Admin go down with such a wimper.
Hi,Uppity! Where you been?
Busy, my sweet witch, and lurking. And hoping to catch a thread train early, like now.
How are you?
.
UppityNegro™Embigulator - don't get uppity. Or Negro.
Hello.
The hell?
Uppity Negro!
Hellooooooo!
Arthur says hey, too!
Did I tell you that according to my supervisor, who is pretty deep tan colored, I am a commodity? Woooohooooo - it's like 1832 all over again!
My Labrador Retriever is a lapdog. She weighs around sixty pounds, but that doesn't make a difference.
"A shocking 37 million Americans live in poverty. That is 12.7 per cent of the population - the highest percentage in the developed world.
But how can that be? American companies had record profits last year. Exxon made 10 bill in three months!
If I could do one thing for my country, it would be to outlaw all lobbying interests. Our govt. is representative alright. Of the executive committe at GE.
Wow. Trickle down is working just great, huh?
I always thought "trickle down" was just another way of saying "piss on you."
Jade - yah, but you saw where encouraging cog leads - now he's posting long ass comments, whereas he used to post little 3 word pieces of shit.
If you want to kick him, then keep him down on the lower thread. Please.
Dear Uppity,
It's good to see you back here. I'm wonderful. Ordered tons of seeds today and sent off the second draft of my brief. Am now home w/ martini in hand and, yes, cat on lap. What could be better?
I posted about this before, this is just one last time, with the bit of transcript thrown in. From Friday the 17th, a snippet from the left/right pundit segment that goes under the heading When Wingnuts Live Down To Your Lowest Stereotype Of Them, namely, the meme that ' conservatives claim gov't is bad and then go about proving it when they get the chance to govern (and then point to it as if it makes their case)'
Subject: Katrina aftermath...
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/p...06/sl_2-
17.html
SHIELDS: I mean, one statistic… -- 24,967 pre-fab homes bought, top dollar price, no bid contract and 1,295 modular homes -- $900 million -- $900 million - okay. They are worthless. They cannot go in a flood plain. All right. They're rotting away. They have to be sold at fire sale prices.
I don't know how many conservative speeches I've listened to and Rich has as well, after-dinner speeches about the welfare queen who's using food stamps to buy a bottle of vodka and how terrible this is. Where is the outrage on this? I mean, it just really bothers me.
JIM LEHRER: Rich?
RICH LOWRY: It's classic government failure.
Seems like everything I picked up at the grocery store was at least 50 cents more today than it was a week ago.
Cog's posting more than "thanks for 2004"?
Each year since 2001 their number has grown.
What happened in 2001, I wonder...
Eli
Well, there was this large black rectangular thing...
Seems like everything I picked up at the grocery store was at least 50 cents more today than it was a week ago.
Then you're a lazy poor person. Live Free has a few tips for you...
am a commodity? Woooohooooo - it's like 1832 all over again!
GWPDA, commodity. I understand what the word means, but in the context of a supervisors meeting?
This baffles me. Your supervisor must be one of those who think they are subtle. Meaningless twits.
Young DWD returned from Australia a week ago. One of the things he found most interesting and appealing is that in Australia it is required that people vote or face a fine.
Hmmmm. Wonder how long the Repugs would last under THAT system?
Eek, (i'm an old frat boy)
We had a Shitzu, a Cairn, and a Golden. The Golden figured it was the same size as the little ones and leapt on people accordingly. Took out my step-bro's knee and sat in every lap that ever passed through our house.
¡El Gato Negro! ees also a lap keety. 
so.
Well, NPR starting out well tonight--Adam Davidson, reporter, just said it's hard to draw the line in determining when you call a foreign owned corporation (didn't distinguish between state owned and privately owned, altho did mention two Chinese companies which while privately held have executives close to the Chinese leadership), after all, many airlines are foreign owned and they land their planes at our airports and we have no problems with that.
Why would president of the US be kept abreast of having UAE state-owned company responsible for port activity at our leading ports? With all the foreign companies buying into US companies, how could the president keep up? He cannot find single port security expert who agrees that Dubai Ports World poses any security risk. Said Schumer game him two, who denied there was any security risk.
Davidson gave no names of any of these experts with whom he consulted.
Davidson, with a barely suppressed chortle, said he cannot think of any other story where the facts are so far away from what is being discussed.
I can--WMD in Iraq. Reasons put forth by BushCo for invading Iraq. Aluminum tubes. Mushroon clouds. On and on.
Wow, why would anyone think it was an issue after listening to this?
Indeed, just because there are several fishy changes made in how this company is being handled? That the Defense Department suggests we might lose our docking rights or welcome if we don't acquiesce in this contract? Just why are they being told, contrary to other foreign owned companies, that they are exempt from keeping business records on US soil?
Now, To The Point did have an expert on who said it might create an issue for the Dubai government if materiel is shipped through one of their ports, especially the out of the military ports on the Gulf, to Israel and those weapons, etc., are used to kill Palestinians. Saw article today which mentioned Autralia is warning its citizens to not go to the UAE as their are threats against Coalition of the Willing states and citizens.
DWD- that's against freedom of speech. As in I choose not to speak.
I see that most of the cool kids have made the jump.
And happy to see that NTodd is wearing his hoodlum flag proud.
On second thought I think I might have to vote for republicans this year to prove that I have a mind of my own (a terrible waste, I might add)
.
Live Free has a few tips for you...
mmm...tofu....
I miss my sulfur-crested cockatoo, Thoroughgood. She would sit on my shoulder as I walked through the French Quarter, occasionally nibbling at my earlobe...
UppityNegro™Embigulator:
Have you been scarce lately,
or is it me?
DWD- that's against freedom of speech. As in I choose not to speak.
Jade lives under a Bridge
Like refusing to pay taxes?
Americans may be poorer than every other developed country on Earth, but at least we have a president who hates gays.
On second thought I think I might have to vote for republicans this year to prove that I have a mind of my own (a terrible waste, I might add)
Thanks for 2006!
mmm...tofu....
I bet tofu cream pie would be *awesome* as well as inexpensive, hint hint hint.
Well my baby, she’s alright,
Well my baby, she’s clean out-of-sight.
my cats know that chuck ain't go no lap.
they are very upset about it too.
but fuck them, they are just cats.
steve killed a mouse. and ate it.
i don't think he cares for special diet.
Am now home w/ martini in hand and, yes, cat on lap. What could be better?
Nothing at all!!
I am just getting over a wicked something that I must have picked up in Philly thats had me laid out for the last three days.
I am thinking that I might have to join you with the 'tini.
.
And happy to see that NTodd is wearing his hoodlum flag proud.
I'm wearing my black carhart hoodie.
I must be a cowboy hoodlum.
Kids say the darndest things. - NTodd, Hoodlum
Ouch. That's sad, and pisses me off.
Bring me the head of Chicken Caesar, (Perverted Bastard).
Americans may be poorer than every other developed country on Earth, but at least we have a president who hates gays.
What about gay millionaires?
(Drum has or had a gay millionaire commenter, BTW - very cool and not remotely Republican)
"Then you're a lazy poor person. Live Free has a few tips for you..."
--NTodd, Hoodlum
I cannot live by tofu alone.
And yes, I feel poorer each day.
Jade - yah, but you saw where encouraging cog leads - now he's posting long ass comments, whereas he used to post little 3 word pieces of shit.
that's COGnitive dissonance for ya!
"Brevity is the soul of wit."
I bet tofu cream pie would be *awesome* as well as inexpensive, hint hint hint.
I made a vegan banana cream pie.
I thought it was revolting.
rohrshach,
deed joo ever run eento a meedle-aged Breeteesh guy selling catnip out of LaFitte's blacksmith shop?
¿eh?
I made a vegan banana cream pie.
the words "vegan" and "banana" kinda... merged together on me for a second there.
Via Prometheus 6:
A shocking 37 million Americans live in poverty. That is 12.7 per cent of the population - the highest percentage in the developed world. They are found from the hills of Kentucky to Detroit's streets, from the Deep South of Louisiana to the heartland of Oklahoma. Each year since 2001 their number has grown.
masculine_monica_nyc
And the scary thing to me is how many millions more are just one paycheck away from living in poverty themselves. Something Katrina highlighted in devastating fashion.
This guy, speeder thinks he's a lap puppy.
http://static.flickr.com/7/
90768...8985ab1bb_o.jpg
How bout some high heels to go along with the drink and the pussy?
(cat?)
Well, there was this large black rectangular thing...
rorschach | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 5:33 pm | #
Who was it who said that
the 2001 monolith
was actually the box the UN
building came in?
Did I tell you that according to my supervisor, who is pretty deep tan colored, I am a commodity? Woooohooooo - it's like 1832 all over again!
Hey GWPDA and male companion!!!!
Sure was a good year 1832, ahh the memories. I am sure that (s)he meant it in only the most complimentary fashion.
.
rohrshach,
deed joo ever run eento a meedle-aged Breeteesh guy selling catnip out of LaFitte's blacksmith shop?
¿eh?
Never did. Although I walked past it daily, I think I only went in once... and I bought no catnip...
Lafitte in Exile was more my speed back then...
I cannot live by tofu alone.
Speaking of tofu, I have a Taoist book which advocates stroking tofu blocks to learn the right gentleness to use on your partner's genitals. Now I have eternal confusion between tofu and you know what.
the words "vegan" and "banana" kinda... merged together on me for a second there.
Is the resulting word...SCARY?
he meme that ' conservatives claim gov't is bad and then go about proving it when they get the chance to govern (and then point to it as if it makes their case)'
I think this is the basic Rove pattern, because they did it with the war in Iraq, too. They started a war, wholly unprovoked, and ever since have been claiming special circumstances based on the war they started.
It's the same thing: they create a reality and then try to use it as a moral and legal justification for their actions - but there is no objective morality or legality in such situations. It's all created.
They try to make their case not by things as they are, but things as they end up being after they've fucked them up.
Speaking of tofu, I have a Taoist book which advocates stroking tofu blocks to learn the right gentleness to use on your partner's genitals. Now I have eternal confusion between tofu and you know what.
SPROING!
And the scary thing to me is how many millions more are just one paycheck away from living in poverty themselves.
That is so true.
Echidne,
firm or extra firm?
Is the resulting word...SCARY?
Veganly.
as I walked through the French Quarter, occasionally nibbling at my earlobe...
rorschach
oh sure, that sounds like that asshole at the pet bazzar who told me his african grey didn't bite.
sonofabithch crawled up my arm and took a chunk out of my ear.
i did have a freind who had a cockatoo, buddy. nice bird.
steve would have eaten either one.
RICH LOWRY: It's classic government failure.
Yeah, it is. But these people had always found failure in every administration, especially one controlled by democrats.
And now they've seen failure of epic proportions in a republican administration.
I can imgine they're feeling a bit faint.
Hey, Steve, have you heard the new Ray Davies solo album?
Not bad...
Speaking of tofu, I have a Taoist book which advocates stroking tofu blocks to learn the right gentleness to use on your partner's genitals. Now I have eternal confusion between tofu and you know what.
Tofullatio?
Speaking of tofu, I have a Taoist book which advocates stroking tofu blocks to learn the right gentleness to use on your partner's genitals. Now I have eternal confusion between tofu and you know what.
Echidne of the snakes
Miso Horny?
how many millions more are just one paycheck away from living in poverty
I'm too lazy to go dig it up, but a few weeks ago I blogged about how more and more supposedly middle class Americans, the ones who have big houses, SUVs, plasma screens, etc., but no savings, are finding themselves using payday loan places and pawn shops. It's truly scary. And, of course, it's a road to ruin, because of the interest rates they charge. And, now, you can't just declare bankruptcy and get out from under.
Cog is a hog, lost in the fog.
Miso Horny?
That was soy bad.
That was soy bad.
It was sauce-so.
The ex-chief of Enron is keeping up appearances, but his stated net worth now stands at less than $650,000.
Why am I having trouble not laughing at this sentence?
I've just rediscovered a wonderful site, Watching America. I've just written about it briefly but you can go directly to their site instead of listening to me gas on about it.
Imagine a site in which dozens and dozens of news sources are listed... and none of them are American? This is a site dedicated to the international press writing about US issues and is, I believe, potentially valuable to any political blogger.
PIE,
question. does your first name start with a an S, a T, or a J? Rob
Via Mamita Mala
The New Orleans Public Library is asking for any and all hardcover and paperback books for people of all ages in an effort to restock the shelves after Katrina. The staff will assess which titles will be designated for its collections. The rest will be distributed to destitute families or sold for library fundraising. Please send your books to:
Rica A. Trigs, Public Relations
New Orleans Public Library
219 Loyola Avenue
New Orleans, LA 70112
It was sauce-so.
You are truly my broth-er
This just in: Don Knotts dead at 81.
Echidne,
firm or extra firm?
Let me check.
Ok. It says that both hard and soft varieties of tofu are good for practice.
Liver holds up better than tofu. Thank God my folks wern't vegetarian.
This just in: Don Knotts dead at 81.
Damn.
This is simply incredible; if it's true it ought to go on everyone's blog's front page. What is it about George Bush's need to insult everybody? From the Disgruntled Chemist:
George W Bush's protocol handlers have notified South Block that the American President's deep belief in his born again faith precludes his visiting Mahatma Gandhi's Samadhi at New Delhi's Raj Ghat -- during his forthcoming visit to India.
When asked -- by reporters on a recent trip aboard Air Force One -- if he will be breaking a decades long tradition of foreign dignitaries visiting India paying respect to the Father of India, Mr Bush, as is his wont, was caught off guard and mumbled something about how the Gospel of Jesus Christ views cremation as a pagan practice.
RICH LOWRY: It's classic government failure.
Pssst! Hey, Richie... equating monumental, agonizingly repeated fuckups by those who are currently in front of the levers with any derivative of the term "class" is itself a failure of sorts.
Hey, NTodd, congrats on getting into that new O'Reilly Podcasting book!
Mr Bush, as is his wont, was caught off guard and mumbled something about how the Gospel of Jesus Christ views cremation as a pagan practice.
Smooooth.
Have you been scarce lately,
or is it me?
SS
I have been on the scarce side of things. Not enough time and/or threads that balloon to 300 comments in the space of a couple minutes.
Howya doing?
.
This is simply incredible; if it's true it ought to go on everyone's blog's front page.
Sorry, that doesn't pass the smell test.
Mr Bush, as is his wont, was caught off guard and mumbled something about how the Gospel of Jesus Christ views cremation as a pagan practice.
Smooooth.
Eli
Is there any situation in which Bush doesn't want to just kick some ash?
Do you have any idea how insulting that is? Maybe the founder of Uzbekistan is an unkown who can do without state honors, but the Father of India is not just patriarch to a billion but a truly international figure like Lincoln or Mandela. And of course there's nothing racist about it, the fuckwit.
They try to make their case not by things as they are, but things as they end up being after they've fucked them up.
Tena | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 5:41 pm | #
Exactly. I've always liked Lehrer, but if he doesn't seize a moment like that to say to Lowry, 'it doesn't make your case when YOUR anti-gov't friends deliberately govern like 10-year-olds,' then he (Lehrer) is approaching waste-of-space status.
So long, Barney Fife.
Don Knotts died? Bush is not gonna take that well.
From Dodd regarding Lieberman:
"You need to have more of a case to make than a disagreement on one issue to justify the kind of effort, expense and cost to divide a candidacy and party," Dodd said. "I don't think that makes a lot off sense."
Just one issue. More than 2,200 dead and 16,000 wounded americans, tens of thousands of dead Iraqi civilians, 250 billion+ in taxpayer money. Nah, not worth the effort. Just one issue.
Hey, NTodd, congrats on getting into that new O'Reilly Podcasting book!
Oh, it finally came out? Yay! Thanks. Now Janeane just MUST notice me!
Right? Right? RIGHT?!
It was sauce-so.
You are truly my broth-er
NTodd, Hoodlum | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 5:45 pm | #
Dear God, why have you bread all these punners?
question. does your first name start with a an S, a T, or a J?
No, right now it starts with H for hungry.
Off to make Veal Paprikash.
Later.
Is there any situation in which Bush doesn't want to just kick some ash?
He should get pyred.
A shocking 37 million Americans live in poverty. That is 12.7 per cent of the population - the highest percentage in the developed world.
Wow. Trickle down is working just great, huh?
Excuses, excuses. I blame Bushco for 100% of it, based on several things they've let continue...
1) Unmitigated immigration based on the lie that "These people do jobs Americans won't do". Of course Americans won't do them, the pay is reprehensibly low. Fewer workers available would force higher wages. Fuck them and their talking point lies.
2) Inflation is out of control, pricing housing out of reach. Damn the tax cut, the rich are buying up assets like housing instead of creating jobs. Assholes. Higher mortgage payments by the average family or individual reduces discretionary spending, which in turn reduces local service jobs.
3) Selling off our resources cheaply to China/India/et al. Then they take those resources and make cheap goods. If we stopped giving away our scrap steel and forced remanufacturing to take place here, we'd create jobs.
There are more, but I'm too pissed to write any more than this. I'm certain some winger "economist" would spin what I've written here into some tin-hat looking statements, but this is what I see on the street. Eat shit Bushco.
Mr Bush, as is his wont, was caught off guard and mumbled something about how the Gospel of Jesus Christ views cremation as a pagan practice.
Bangs head on watertiger's desk.
Whereas, the Gospel of Jesus Christ is just peachy with stealing from widows and orphans and burning living people up with bombs and other nasties.
Bangs head again and again.
The UAE ports deal.
Does anyone get the same fealing that the administration is actually praying for a terrorist attack right now?
Opening the door for another attack that will scare people back into line. To help impriove it's 2006 chances and get the people to solidly support them so they can bait and switch policies like they have for the last 4 years equating support for tax cuts and enviromental regulations removal as support for the war on terrorism?
MYOB'
.
This just in: Don Knotts dead at 81.
Mr. Limpit. RIP 
.
Mr Bush, as is his wont, was caught off guard and mumbled something about how the Gospel of Jesus Christ views cremation as a pagan practice.
oh please. he's never fucking read any of the the four gospels. his religiosity is patently false.
From the Don Knotts obit:
...He treasured his comedic roles and could point to only one role that wasn't funny, a brief stint on the daytime drama "Search for Tomorrow."
"That's the only serious thing I've done. I don't miss that," Knotts said.
Boy, I'd love to see that!
The government and newspapers of India are very much in love with Bush because of all he has done for globalization and deregulation.
Dear God, why have you bread all these punners?
Carpbasman
It was pun while He was doing it.
Does anyone get the same fealing that the administration is actually praying for a terrorist attack right now?
Actually, I think that'd be the *last* thing they'd want, at least until they can flashy-thing this ports thing away.
Oh, it finally came out? Yay!
Picked it up at Tower Records today. "Friday Coffeeblogging" is the first entry in "30 Great Podcasts"!
This just in: Don Knotts dead at 81.
So long, Barn. You can load yer bullet now.
The government and newspapers of India are very much in love with Bush because of all he has done for globalization and deregulation.
kei & yuri
A nation of Thomas Friedmans.
Gad. Must start drinking.
Fuerza Bruta Imperialista: FBI abuse and intimidation in Puerto Rico
Mr Bush, as is his wont, was caught off guard and mumbled something about how the Gospel of Jesus Christ views cremation as a pagan practice.
Chicken Caesar made an ash of himself.
Hey, I made a lemon meringue pie with some lemons from my tree
Katrina pie...
Does anyone get the same fealing that the administration is actually praying for a terrorist attack right now?
Yup!
.
So, who's making soup? And speaking for me?
So, who's making soup? And speaking for me?
MEMEMEMEME!
Dear God, why have you bread all these punners?
He cast his puns on the bloggers...
Don Knotts:
Quicktime required.
http://www.dubyamovie.com/
Things have calmed down today in Iraq, getting back to more normalcy. Sunnis and Shiites are talking to each other again. So much for an Iraqi civil war. How you people would love to see President Bush fall flat on his face. Ain't gonna happen.
He cast his puns on the bloggers...
But I thought he sent his only pun to die for our puns.
Things have calmed down today in Iraq, getting back to more normalcy.
Yeah, only 60 people killed in the civil war today.
Bush refused to visit Gandhi's memorial. This is something that would be huge in a country that cared about anyone else.
Who the fuck does he think he is?
Hey, I recognize that I've got a big fat ego that needs feeding hourly. But that doesn't change the fact that if Jesus came winging through the cloud bank I'm staring at right now, he'd get one gander at how his "Church" has transmogrified, and puke.
Was that four legs good who said Robertson, Dobson, and Falwell should parachute naked into central Bagdhad waving their Bibles, thereby shocking the Iraqi's into lasting peace. Well, that's probably under consideration at theh White Man House as we type.
They wouldn't need parachutes of course. But if that didn't work out, say, becuase of an Intel. Design error, can we get some sailor dives?
Hey GWPDA and male companion!!!!
Sure was a good year 1832, ahh the memories. I am sure that (s)he meant it in only the most complimentary fashion.
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UppityNegro™Embigulator
Yah! But speaking as the male companion? Who's pretty much tan?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffffff...
..SNARLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Do you think that'll work?
But I thought he sent his only pun to die for our puns. - NTodd, Hoodlum
Done out of his great loaf for humanity.
Mr. Limpit. RIP
.
UppityNegro™Embigulator | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 5:49 pm | #
I hear Mick Jagger's starring
in the re-make.
My Labrador Retriever is a lapdog. She weighs around sixty pounds, but that doesn't make a difference.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 5:31 pm | #
I once read that science had proven that dogs have no clue how big or small they are. The study was conducted to help explain why, say, a chihuahua might engage a Doberman in a fight. The dogs have no concept of relative size.
Seeing Falwell Robertson and Dobson's naked feet sticking up from Iraqi soil would be Heaven on Earth to me.
he government and newspapers of India are very much in love with Bush
The Indians who run Heritage India on Connecticut, who get back to India fairly often, adore Bill Clinton and hate George Bush. But the Indian govt. and newspapers may be different.
Awright! We're watching the episode of The Simpsons with the rock that keeps away tigers!
Hey, GWPDA, don't feel bad about the commodity thing. I think maybe commodities actually have more rights in America than people. You'd have to check with a lawyer to be sure, but this could be a good thing.
Done out of his great loaf for humanity.
That sounds fishy to me...
Things have calmed down today in Iraq, getting back to more normalcy. Sunnis and Shiites are talking to each other again. So much for an Iraqi civil war.
Curfew fails to halt Iraq killing
Last Updated: Saturday, 25 February 2006, 19:06 GMT
(note, a little less then two hours ago)
E-mail this to a friend
At least 36 people have been killed across Iraq as the authorities struggle to contain sectarian violence in which at least 165 have died this week.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middl...ast/
4749866.stm
You'd better see someone about those eagle sores, you're begining to sound like Rush Limbaugh.
Awright! We're watching the episode of The Simpsons with the rock that keeps away tigers!
watertiger
How does it work? I'll give you $10 for your rock.
Yeah, only 60 people killed in the civil war today.
NTodd, Hoodlum | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 5:55 pm | #
He's a parody.
An annoying one, but not to be
taken remotely seriously.
Awright! We're watching the episode of The Simpsons with the rock that keeps away tigers!
WT,
What channel is it on, I wanna see it?
.
Awright! We're watching the episode of The Simpsons with the rock that keeps away tigers!
watertiger
Is that the bear patrol?!
Immigants! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them...
Done out of his great loaf for humanity.
Ah, you fishing for more loafs...
He's a parody.
An annoying one, but not to be
taken remotely seriously.
That's my guess, but I still figure a factual response doesn't hurt.
Geo and India? How many jobs has that guy sent over there? He could run for Mayor of Bangolore after he vandalizes the White House in 2008!
What channel is it on, I wanna see it?
The DVD player at Liberal Mountain.
I hear Mick Jagger's starring
in the re-make.
he certainly has the lips for it.
.
Awright! We're watching the episode of The Simpsons with the rock that keeps away tigers!
And may I just say that this episode is a brilliant illustration of the logical fallacy "post rock ergo propter rock."
I once read that science had proven that dogs have no clue how big or small they are. The study was conducted to help explain why, say, a chihuahua might engage a Doberman in a fight. The dogs have no concept of relative size.
I had a Cairn terrier in the past who used to try to attack Dobermans, so this seems to confirm the idea. OTOH, she could have just been very brave and she was a terrier, after all. Terriers are brawlers, irrespective of size.
On the other hand, Hank did learn over time to play with small dogs more gently. At first she just sat on them but now she plays with her paws delicately and avoids squashing them flat. Hank is the Lab.
Goddess, I guess for the rest of my life, I am going to have to apologize to every Iraqi I ever meet. WTF are we doing killing these people? Do you ever feel like the Prisoner -- that you're living in the midst of complete insanity and people keep getting up every morning and acting as if it were normal? I do.
Mr Bush, as is his wont, was caught off guard and mumbled something about how the Gospel of Jesus Christ views cremation as a pagan practice.
Is this a bad joke, or real?
So, who's going to do the exegesis(sp?) on "He is risen"? I'm loafing.
Bush refused to visit Gandhi's memorial. This is something that would be huge in a country that cared about anyone else.
Who the fuck does he think he is?
kei & yuri
He's trying to out-compete Cheney for the most arrogant man in the world award.
One piece of trivia about Don Knott's Barney Fife character. Early in the series, '60 or '61, he became suspicious of a new fellow in Mayberry. He confided to Andy that he surmised that this guy was secretly growing marijuana out at his place.
That *has* to be the first reference to weed in the history of situation comedies.
BTW, the "suspect" was the same actor who very shortly afterward was Patty Duke's father.
At least 36 people have been killed across Iraq as the authorities struggle to contain sectarian violence in which at least 165 have died this week.
I know it's BBC, but why is the US MSM now reporting on dead Iraqis?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffffff...
..SNARLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Like a charm!!!!
.
They started a war, wholly unprovoked, and ever since have been claiming special circumstances based on the war they started.
Tena
WE ARE AT WAR!!!
sorry GWPDA, i love that picture. reminds me of a personal favorite, self portrait as satan.
So much for an Iraqi civil war.
Don't blame the parody troll. That bullshit came straight from NRO... and is being parroted, no doubt, by all the other moronic brownshirt fucks.
Things have calmed down today in Iraq, getting back to more normalcy. Sunnis and Shiites are talking to each other again. So much for an Iraqi civil war.
Dimmer than,
Shiites and Sunnis have been going at it for 1200 years. Ya think there gonna stop for the Dumbass of Texas?
60 dead today. And that's with martial law. Except that we, the mighty USA, have left the fight. We are scared of "road blocks and demonstrations." We quit. The war is over. We lost. Get over it. 12-2 is still pretty good.
And for nobilities sake, for the troops, try thinking for yourself for once. Just once.
Things have calmed down today in Iraq, getting back to more normalcy.
All day curfew. And even with that, 65 people were killed.
Progress, huh? Now if we can just shut the country down entirely until everyone there dies of starvation or dehydration, problems solved!
We are wrapping pisoners in Israeli flags and forcing them to watch gay porn.
This is fucked up on so many levels I don't know where to begin. Jews and gays should be mortified in particular. But what a disgusting low for our country. This disgraces all of us.
http://www.realcities.com/mld/kr...on/
13945827.htm
That sounds fishy to me...
NTodd, Hoodlum | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 5:58 pm | #
You're always so cross.
the "suspect" was the same actor who very shortly afterward was Patty
Duke's father.
Max Planck | 02.25.06 - 6:01 pm | #
The wonderful Bill Schallert.
Who I think was the head of the
Screen Actor's Guild for a few
years in the 80s.
You're always so cross.
It's just something I have to bear.
Goddess, I guess for the rest of my life, I am going to have to apologize to every Iraqi I ever meet.
Have you ever read any of Orson Scott Card's Alvin Maker series, set in an alternate 19th century America where folk magic is real?
One of the tidbits is the white perpetrators of an Indian massacre, whose hands bleed continuously unless they tell every stranger they meet all about what they did?
The DVD player at Liberal Mountain.
Lucky Dog
Which season?
(please don't say 7)
.
"Get Eurass back to Eurasia!"
Sorry, UppityNegro.
It IS Season 7.
"Get Eurass back to Eurasia!"
watertiger
"The Ny-mets are my favorite baseball squadron..."
Stupid Fuck Traitor Troll,
And don't forget that Fox told you that civil war is a good thing!
Jade-A real troll.
How happy the neos must be to see martial law. Ahhh, if only Stalin could see me now!!!!
Yet more cats, by the way...
It's just something I have to bear.
NTodd, Hoodlum | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 6:05 pm | #
That's so ursinine.
(please don't say 7)
Uh...7th.
Barney Fife's not dead -- he just got a Big Promotion.
"Get Eurass back to Eurasia!"
watertiger
"Immagints! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was the Immagints!"
That's so ursinine.
I'm a manimal.
Crap: Don Knotts died.
It's just something I have to bear.
NTodd, Hoodlum
We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!
Is this a bad joke, or real?
Rmj, Wandering Aengus
oh i bet it's real. you people need to understand what ever else gw fuckwit is, he's a true believer.
i can't remember why, but when i was a true true believer cremation was bad.
sumth'n about the body rising up. fuck george bush, he's insane. cheney arrogant, bush insane. nice mix.
The UAE ports deal.
Does anyone get the same fealing that the administration is actually praying for a terrorist attack right now?
Opening the door for another attack that will scare people back into line
Absolutely not! The last thing they'd want right now is another attack. People are furious right now because they finally get that this administration doesn't really give a shit about security.
Can't you see that?
"Immagints! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was the Immagints!"
Zap Rowsdower
-Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?
-Dumber, sir.
The wonderful Bill Schallert.
Who also played Mayor Schubert in the Oscar Winning 1967 In The Heat Of The Night.
I'm a manimal.
NTodd, Hoodlum | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 6:07 pm | #
Oh!, The Hu-manatee.
i can't remember why, but when i was a true true believer cremation was bad.
sumth'n about the body rising up.
Don't you need it for the Rapture or something?
We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!
You don't speak for me, you bearsexual.
Sweet! Johnny Cash at San Quentin is on!
So much for an Iraqi civil war. How you people would love to see President Bush fall flat on his face. Ain't gonna happen.
Soaring Patriotic Eagle
So, if I am interpreting these ramblings correctly, if Iraq devolves into civil war, then that means that President Bush has fallen flat on his face -- i.e. has been made a fool of.
Well, at least there's a little recognition of the possibility that Savior George may not be infallible.
What constitutes a civil war?
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...can the courtesy. You're an American now."
-Fat Tony
Sweet! Johnny Cash at San Quentin is on!
There are a lot of other people I would rather see there.
Don't you need it for the Rapture or something?
Even with the body being pickled in preservative, how funky do you think the corpse would be?
It IS Season 7.
(Shaking fist at the sky)
Damn them to Hellllllllllll!!!!
OK, I guess I need to pick that one up (having other six at the ready)
Thinking back to GWPDA's being a commodity I can't help but think of the "Playah Hater's Science Fair" sketch from season 2 Chappelles Show!
I think we need to send the "time Haters" out to talk to some folks.
.
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You don't speak for me, you bearsexual.
NTodd, Hoodlum
It's true, when I get sexual, I prefer to be bare.
What constitutes a civil war?
To a troll, probobly one side waving the stars and bars flag.
I know that I'm probably, like, way behind the times, but kevin at catch.com is hanging up his blogging hat.
just found out from TBogg. that sucks.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...can the courtesy. You're an American now."
-Fat Tony
-Why would I want the infinite compassion of Ganesh when I could have Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me from the cover of Entertainment Weekly with their dead eyes?!
It's true, when I get sexual, I prefer to be bare.
Hmm...your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your
newsletter.
-Why would I want the infinite compassion of Ganesh when I could have Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me from the cover of Entertainment Weekly with their dead eyes?!
"Please do not offer my god a peanut."
oh i bet it's real. you people need to understand what ever else gw fuckwit is, he's a true believer.
nope, sorry, gotta disagree. It's all a pose. I have seen zero evidence that Bush actually believes the xian platitudes he occasionally spouts.
It's true, when I get sexual, I prefer to be bare.
Hmm...your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your
newsletter.
NTodd, Hoodlum
Are you a... Homer-sexual?
nope, sorry, gotta disagree. It's all a pose. I have seen zero evidence that Bush actually believes the xian platitudes he occasionally spouts.
And yet, I *do* believe that he really really thinks he's a Christian.
Are you a... Homer-sexual?
Well, I do sleep in the Duff...
Barney nipped it in the bud for 81 years and now he's off to that station house in the sky.
It's true, when I get sexual, I prefer to be bare.
If you want to see me in a costume, you have only to ask.
What constitutes a civil war?
To a troll, probobly one side waving the stars and bars flag.
doug, cowboy hoodlum
yeah, I think the trolls think that a civil war requires gettsyburg-style battles. guerrilla warfare doesn't appear to factor into their analysis.
It's all a pose. I have seen zero evidence that Bush
actually believes the xian platitudes he occasionally spouts.
TJ | 02.25.06 - 6:15 pm | #
I used to think so, too.
But I have since concluded that
he's sincere.
Why? Because his is
exactly the kind of inane piety
a moron like Bush would embrace.
Are you a... Homer-sexual?
"You didn't know? The entire steel industry's gay."
Springfield
Heights
Institute of
Technology
I know that I'm probably, like, way behind the times, but kevin at catch.com is hanging up his blogging hat.
Sad news. But blogging does wear one out after a while.
If you want to see me in a costume, you have only to ask.
Thers
Yes, please!
Yes, as a Jew, the use of the Israeli flag to conduct humiliating interrogations against Muslims makes we want to vomit. Why not use an American flag as well? Oh wait, that would be a desecration.What self-respecting Jew (I'm talking to you, Mr. Jewish Bushite) would condone such a thing? Bush's FBI has hastened the day of Israel's destruction my friends. You Jewish neocons out there better take a long hard look at the guys who are claiming to protect your sorry asses. They're already selling you out.
How you people would love to see President Bush fall flat on his face.
yeah,, it's too late for that. He fell on more than his face though. He fellonhis tiny little dick, and broke the Constitution doing so.
Definition of Civil war?
Sunni Shiite conflict is a good example. the 1200 year old civil war. Bush just restarted it, Texas BBQ style.
Bush is a madmen, Nietches lantern boy on a real good night. Feel free to support him. Just pray there is no hell, cuz those who like Bush are mad as well.
If you want to see me in a costume, you have only to ask.
Thers
What kind of costume?
From the Don Knotts obit:
Don Knotts is dead? oh, that's gonna upset my fundie brother who thinks barney pfeif is the bomb.
explains a lot actually.
If you want to see me in a costume, you have only to ask.
Please. Don't.
If you want to see me in a costume, you have only to ask.
Thers
Yes, please!
rorschach
O! Chuy! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
But I have since concluded that
he's sincere.
Why? Because his is
exactly the kind of inane piety
a moron like Bush would embrace.
I agree with you. And for what it's worth, those who know him say his idiotic piety is sincere.
Of course he does religion as badly as he does everything else.
And yet, I *do* believe that he really really thinks he's a Christian.
Eli
of course, it goes without saying that I could be wrong. no one can truly tell about another person's inner beliefs. BUT, I grew up in a fundie house, I went to a xian school, went to church three days a week for years. IMO, Bush plays the christian role for the plebes. He laughs at their gullibility when the cameras are turned off. It's in his eyes. The tone of his voice when he speaks about religion.
Dubya Dubai Dubya Dubai Dubya Dubai Dubya Dubai Dubya Dubai Dubya Dubai Dubya Dubai Dubya Dubai Dubya Dubai Dubya Dubai Dubya Dubai
buh-bye.
Via Conscious Disorder: Do You Have a Type A Personality?
I agree with you. And for what it's worth, those who know him say his idiotic piety is sincere.
Those who know him say he stopped doing blow and drinking, too.
Does anyone get the same fealing that the administration is actually praying for a terrorist attack right now?
Au contraire.
Before the Dubai port debacle, Bush "won" whether we were attacked or not. If there were no attacks, the 'Pukes would trumpet, "He kept us safe!" If there was an attack, Fredo would just climb on the pile with his bullhorn and fireman prop and pump up the "gullible mass base."
Post-Dubai Fredo loses if there is an attack. The question becomes, "Well, if you were willing to sell our ports out to the highest bidders (and Ay-rabs), what OTHER national security -related infrastructure have you sold out and to whom?
They are praying that there are no terrorist attacks now. You can be sure of it.
I think I need some nachos.
Those who know him say he stopped doing blow and drinking, too.
I'm not talking about the fucktards around him.
I'm talking about people here in Austin.
For what it's worth- I don't believe he does blow any more, but I believe he does fall off the wagon on a regular basis.
I agree with you. And for what it's worth, those who know him say his idiotic piety is sincere.
Of course he does religion as badly as he does everything else.
fourlegsgood
Piety originated as a way to make individuals more accountable for their religious beliefs.
As usually happens, it eventually became the very opposite of that.
They are praying that there are no terrorist attacks now. You can be sure of it.
res ipsa loquitur | 02.25.06 - 6:22 pm | #
Agreed.
The port thing is a classic Emperor
Has No Clothes moment. Bush is
well and truly fucked as a result.
People get this. He was supposed
to keep us safe from the scary
brown people.
Apparently, he has other priorities.
I am currently wearing the costume of an Elitist Liberal with a trust fund and a welfare check. I am also a Union Goon.
Well, I have some horrifying news.
Peeps are now available at my local grocery store.
I'll have photographic evidence later.
For what it's worth- I don't believe he does blow any more, but I believe he does fall off the wagon on a regular basis.
fourlegsgood
He ain't on blow. He's a tremendous pill-head these days, by the looks of him, though.
Duboohoo.
Larry
http://howarddean.cf.huffingtonpost.com
I am currently wearing the costume of an Elitist Liberal with a trust fund and a welfare check. I am also a Union Goon.
Thers
And are you simultaneously cowering in fear and forming a menacing swarm that will overwhelm the Homeland?
Via Conscious Disorder: Do You Have a Type A Personality?/i>
No time for quizzes! I'm on the Go!
Piety originated as a way to make individuals more accountable for their religious beliefs.
As usually happens, it eventually became the very opposite of that.
Rmj, Wandering Aengus
Not my fault.
I blame God.
As usually happens, it eventually became the very opposite of that.
Yes. The current fundie version, especially the texas variety, only makes them feel superior and "chosen."
It's completely nauseating.
And are you simultaneously cowering in fear and forming a menacing swarm that will overwhelm the Homeland?
Yes! And I also am a rabid secularist Religious Leftie what believes in fundamentalist Islamicism AND mandatory gay sex!
Yes. The current fundie version, especially the texas variety, only makes them feel superior and "chosen."
It encourages them to really "own the road" when burnin' over to the megachurch in the new Navigator...
He ain't on blow. He's a tremendous pill-head these days, by the looks of him, though.
You could be right. Something is going on.
He doesn't do stress well.
Actually he doesn't do anything but ASSHOLE well.
k&y:
Parents fear president’s visit may hold up kids heading for boards
Neha Sinha
New Delhi, February 24: Parents worrying about their children’s first board examinations now have one more thing to get exercised about — the disruption George W Bush’s visit will cause on the opening day of the exams.
The US President arrives here on March 1 but will be moving around Delhi the next day, when the board exams for Class X students begin. He is slated to visit Raj Ghat from the Maurya Sheraton Hotel around 10.30 am and as a safety measure, both carriageways on all the roads Bush takes will be sealed. Worst affected will be Ring Road near Raj Ghat.
The port thing is a classic Emperor
Has No Clothes moment. Bush is
well and truly fucked as a result.
Even after he cancels the deal he will be hit with it again and again and again.
Piety originated as a way to make individuals more accountable for their religious beliefs.
We need to put the "pie" back in "piety"!
It encourages them to really "own the road" when burnin' over to the megachurch in the new Navigator...
Yep. I can see you've encountered a few.
Not my fault.
I blame God.
rorschach
Might as well.
Everybody else does.
I think it has something to do with making cruelty the worst of the vices.
So I blame Montaigne.
I am currently wearing the costume of an Elitist Liberal with a trust fund and a welfare check. I am also a Union Goon.
Good thing you're not black, or MSNBC might call you a "hood."
Goddess, I guess for the rest of my life, I am going to have to apologize to every Iraqi I ever meet. WTF are we doing killing these people? Do you ever feel like the Prisoner -- that you're living in the midst of complete insanity and people keep getting up every morning and acting as if it were normal? I do.
Most of the people I knew in granulate school were Iraqi - or Persian - some Egyptians, a couple of East Indians.... It's outrageous of me to make this part of my concern but you see - what this country has done has been to rob -me- of my past. I can't talk to Hala, I can't talk to any of them, people I knew from Basra, from Baghdad, people I laughed with people I studied with.... My country has killed them. The country I chose to return to because I thought I was more a part of it than I was of my father's country, of the country where I was born -- my country has killed the people I was friends with.
I blame God.
God is the biggest bitch of them all.
I am also a Union Goon.
Yeah? Which union are you a member of?
Today, the NYTimes editorial board pretends to show solidarity with brave foreign journalists who have published the Mohammed Cartoons overseas at risk of their freedom and lives.
And then the editorial board has the nerve to call moderate Muslims "fence-straddlers" on the issue.
Excuse me? Remind me what day and what page the NYTimes published the cartoons? (No, not the elephant dung cartoon.)
Post-Dubai Fredo loses if there is an attack. The question becomes, "Well, if you were willing to sell our ports out to the highest bidders (and Ay-rabs), what OTHER national security -related infrastructure have you sold out and to whom?
I would love it to be true, but untill I see Russert et. al. hammering the junta for four weeks straight over this, I'm thinking that an attack would play into their hands with the SATB set (scardyassed titty babies) who will run to dear leaders bosoms.
Then I thought that the Osama Bin Livin large (rested and tanned) vid before the election would hurt the junta.
Howya doin Res?
.
We need to put the "pie" back in "piety"!
I love pie.
Pie is delicious. Especially with vanilla ice cream, which is also delicious.
We need to put the "pie" back in "piety"!
Seamus?
We need to put the "pie" back in "piety"!
Thers
You were thinking cherry, maybe?
Yes! And I also am a rabid secularist Religious Leftie what believes in fundamentalist Islamicism AND mandatory gay sex!
Thers
As an official Evil Anti-business Trial Lawyer, I fully endorse the new Mandatory Gay Marriage Bill I've proposed before the Massachusetts legislature...
The country I chose to return to because I thought I was more a part of it than I was of my father's country, of the country where I was born -- my country has killed the people I was friends with.
You probably shouldn't visit my home page. I have more photo jihad up- it will just make you sad.
God is the biggest bitch of them all.
NTodd, Hoodlum
'Bout time someone said it.
Wait, I'm an atheist...
Well, I have some horrifying news.
Peeps are now available at my local grocery store.
EAT ME!
No, wait, that was Lewis Carroll....
I am currently wearing the costume of an Elitist Liberal with a trust fund and a welfare check. I am also a Union Goon.
You had also better be black, female, and driving a cadillac!
.
Peach pie is good.
Yep. I can see you've encountered a few.
fourlegsgood
I used to live one exit down the parkway from the biggest megachurch in my old corner of NC. It's a beautiful thing being flipped off by a churchgoing family with a blood of the lamb sticker on the bumper...
I'm fine, Uppity Negroe.
Are you coming east?
Even after he cancels the deal he will be hit with it again and again and again.
res ipsa loquitur
Oh yeah. The very fact that he intended to do it in the first place will haunt him forever.
It's the fact that he wanted to that matters.
Good thing you're not black, or MSNBC might call you a "hood."
Well, I AM a wishy-washy Lie-beral who fails to appreciate the way the GOP is "capturing the black vote in increasing numbers." Or so I've been told, anyway.
Peach pie is good.
fourlegsgood
Buttermilk.
Apple.
Chocolate pie from The Frisco Shop in Austin (been a long time).
I MUST HAVE NACHOS!!!
be back in a few. Thers, behave yourself.
I used to live one exit down the parkway from the biggest megachurch in my old corner of NC. It's a beautiful thing being flipped off by a churchgoing family with a blood of the lamb sticker on the bumper...
Jay C.
As the Austin Lounge Lizards sing: "Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you!"
Yeah? Which union are you a member of?
NEA. We have the most fearsome goons.
Peach pie is good.
Rhubarb pie. Banana cream pie.
Good news is, I know someone who does both extremely well. Bad news is, she's all the way over in Noo York City.
If Iraq has a civil war it shows that the Bush strategy has worked. If Iraq doesn't have a civil war it shows that the Bush strategy has worked. Why is this so hard to understand?
Soaring Greek snake.
We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!
rorschach
About 10% of gay men consider themselves "bears."
More people will come if they think we have punch and pie!
I think we need to put the "pi" back in "pie."
"Are you living the Purina
Cat Chow way of life?"
Everytime I hear that line
I go....
huh?????????????
"Are you living the Purina
Cat Chow way of life?"
Everytime I hear that line
I go....
huh?????????????
My reaction exactly.
We are NOT in this household. Purina kitten chow appears to inflame Mr. Plushy's gums.
I MUST HAVE NACHOS!!!
I'm having artichoke-spinach dip with green salad with peppercorn dressing with chocolate cake with chocolate ice cream. No wingnut thighs, I'm on a diet.
I think we need to put the "pi" back in "pie."
Yeah, and let's round it to 3.
"Are you living the Purina
Cat Chow way of life?"
Everytime I hear that line
I go....
huh?????????????
Just wait until Bush sacks Social Security. Then you'll understand.
Here's another piece of trivia. And it proves unassailably that the Bacon Theory correctly describes our humanity.
Barney Fife mistakenly indicted the hapless character that actor Bill Schallert was playing in an early Mayberry episode. Schallert went on to appear in the acclaimed "In the Heat Of The Night", co-starring with the hugely under appreciated actor Warren Oates, who played Deputy Sam Wood. Later, Oates would be featured in "Stripes" as Sgt. Hulka in charge of Bill Murray and John Candy. Mr. Candy, before his tragic demise, was noted to have heard of Ron Silver. And, of course, Ron Silver would happily service the President.
So Don Knotts was only four degrees removed from the planet's leader.
Good thing you're not black, or MSNBC might call you a "hood."
I had a very interesting conversation a couple weeks back, with my students--all of them black or hispanic--about the meaning and use of the word "thug."
I think we need to put the "pi" back in "pie."
Kids today. They just don't know the value of pi.
Working on a term paper.
Does anyone know what "onanism" is?
It's supposed to apply to the Bushites, if that helps...
Well, I have a "Hi-Pro Glow".
I think we need to put the "pi" back in "pie."
How you gonna do that?
'Cause pie are not squared, pie are round.
I'll show myself out.....
Does anyone know what "onanism" is?
[raises left hand...]
I think we need to put the "pi" back in "pie."
"No dessert until you calculate the area of this peach crumble..."
Does anyone know what "onanism" is?
I'll let someone else... handle that one.
I think we need to put the "pi" back in "pie."
Kids today. They just don't know the value of pi.
Thers
That's just irrational.
[raises left hand...]
NTodd, Hoodlum
Where's your other hand, ya wanker?
NEA. We have the most fearsome goons.
I do remember being terrorised by a psychotic 2 grade member of the NEA.
Numbers are imaginary.
Well it's 5:30 in Texas right now.
Dick Cheney should be drunk and shooting somebody in the face right about now.
God is the biggest bitch of them all.
Yes. Yes she is.
Where's your other hand, ya wanker?
Uh, ask watertiger...
Does anyone know what "onanism" is?
No one's, er, spilled the answer?
Planted a seed of doubt?
Rhubarb pie. Banana cream pie.
Havent' had a good rhubarb pie since I lived in southern Illinois and cut the rhubarb in my own yard.
My attempts at banana cream pie always end in laziness and vanilla wafer banana pudding.
"Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you!"
Jesus loves you but everyone else think you're an asshole.
Onanism means whackinng off, banging the bishop, stroking the salami, tickling the tofu, smacking the smelt.
Numbers are imaginary.
NTodd, Hoodlum
They are real but they don't exist. Or vice versa. Or tofu, or something.
Does anyone know what "onanism" is?
It has to do with the nanny welfare state, of course. Oh! Nan -ism.
They are real but they don't exist. Or vice versa. Or tofu, or something.
You imaginary puke.
Havent' had a good rhubarb pie since I lived in southern Illinois and cut the rhubarb in my own yard.
My stepmother used to make rhubarb pie with rhubarb from her own garden. Spectacular. Delicious, semi-gloppy crust, too.
Are you coming east?
I allready have, one week in Philly ending on teusday last.
Our Hotel was right across the way from the crazy chinese bus lines you had mentioned to me, but I had no time to attempt a trip to the Island. Heck, I didn't even make it to the historic district.
I did however enjoy the Reading Market.
I also brought home some kind of sickness that had me down for the past three days.
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nope, sorry, gotta disagree. It's all a pose. I have seen zero evidence that Bush actually believes the xian platitudes he occasionally spouts.
TJ
no, sorry gotta a disagree. well, i agree he's a poseur, but he belives in jesus.
worse, he believes he's chosen. his presidency, unlikely as it is, is his anointment.
what, you think pat robertson wax his communist ass isn't a true believer?
Good thing you're not black, or MSNBC might call you a "hood."
No, it's "hoodlum". The "hood vote" refers to Southern White Republicans.
[raises left hand...]
NTodd, Hoodlum
Where's your other hand, ya wanker?
rorschach | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 6:38 pm | #
God, ya'll are being such jerks.
I've gotta go listen to Guy Noir.
I'm not officially Minnesotan unless I've reached my Prairie Home Companion quota this month. I think I turn into a Jackalope, or something...
Peace!!
God, ya'll are being such jerks.
You don't know jack...
The very best pie I ever had was my grandma's lemon meringue pie. I believe i would kill to have another piece of that. I never got her recipe out of her and I regret it to this day. You just cannot imagine the lightly browned peaks of meringue, the really, really tart lemon filling, the flaky crust . . . .
"I know you smoke, I know you drink that brew.
I just can't abide a sinner like you.
You know, God can't either, that's why I know it's true, that
Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you."
Chorus: God loves all his children, by gum,
That don't mean He won't incinerate some!
Can't you feel those hot flames lickin' you?
"Onomoatopoeia"
Now there's a word I wouldn't mind spending a week with on an Hawaiian island. With some humble pie of course.
Well, kids, getting ready to
go off and quaff elitist chardonnay
blah blah blah.
You know the drill.
Have fun while I'm gone...
Re-HICA!
Let's hope the neighbor stays away, tonight, since Punch Drunk Love is on UPN, and sure as hell don't wanna sit through that, again (not even with commercial interruption)!
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I got nothin'.
Wikipedia Excerpt (from the illustrated "Masturbation" entry) re: "Onanism"
The first use of "onanism" to consistently and specifically refer to masturbation appears to be Onania, an anonymous pamphlet first distributed in London in 1716. In it was a bombastic but novel tirade, drawing on familiar themes of sin and vice, this time in particular against the "heinous sin" of "self-pollution". After dire warnings that those who so indulged would suffer impotence, gonorrhea, epilepsy and a wasting of the faculties (included were letters and testimonials supposedly from young men ill and dying from the effects of compulsive masturbation) the pamphlet then goes on to recommend as an effective remedy a "Strengthening Tincture" at 10 shillings a bottle and a "Prolific Powder" at 12 shillings a bag, available from a certain shop in London.
God, ya'll are being such jerks.
Carpbasman
Jeez. Don't have a stroke!
Does anyone know what "onanism" is?
I was thinking of marketing black lights to Jesusers as an Onanism Detector. They could use it to police their sons' activities.
God, ya'll are being such jerks.
You don't know jack...
NTodd, Hoodlum | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 6:42 pm | #
Harrumph. Well, I'd expect that sort of rosy assesment from the likes of you.
Does anyone know what "onanism" is?
Not sure, but I think it has something to do with solipsism.
Hope this helps.
After dire warnings that those who so indulged would suffer impotence, gonorrhea, epilepsy and a wasting of the faculties (included were letters and testimonials supposedly from young men ill and dying from the effects of compulsive masturbation) the pamphlet then goes on to recommend as an effective remedy a "Strengthening Tincture" at 10 shillings a bottle and a "Prolific Powder" at 12 shillings a bag, available from a certain shop in London.
I'm guessing the hairy palms and thick glasses came later?
You just cannot imagine the lightly browned peaks of
meringue, the really, really tart lemon filling, the flaky crust . . . .
Hecate Malificent | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 6:42 pm | #
I want to hear those lines
spoken by Barry White....
Jeez. Don't have a stroke!
Come on, don't be so hard on him.
You probably shouldn't visit my home page. I have more photo jihad up- it will just make you sad.
fourlegsgood
Baby, I've been sad about this since about 1979. It doesn't change, much.
The very best pie I ever had was my grandma's lemon meringue pie. I believe i would kill to have another piece of that. I never got her recipe out of her and I regret it to this day. You just cannot imagine the lightly browned peaks of meringue, the really, really tart lemon filling, the flaky crust . . . .
Hecate Malificent
Torture.
That sounds just like my mother's lemon meringue. I would do a lot for another piece of that. And her chocolate meringue, warm from the oven...moan...
Anyone talk about this yet?
Threaten to kill Georgie's dad, get invaded.
Give Georgie's dad $1 million for his Presidential library, get the contract to manage all America's ports.
I got nothin'.
whiskeyina, pablum hoodlum
Well, that's pretty much the root cause.
Harrumph. Well, I'd expect that sort of rosy assesment from the likes of you.
I've got you eat out of the palm of my hand...
Let's hope the neighbor stays away, tonight, since Punch Drunk Love is on UPN, and sure as hell don't wanna sit through that, again (not even with commercial interruption)!
Punch Drunk Love? That describes Cheney's friendship with Whittington.
Onanism means whackinng off, banging the bishop, stroking the salami, tickling the tofu, smacking the smelt.
Thers
spank'n the monkey.
you have to say spank'n the monkey.
the monkey is in big fuck'n trouble.
That sounds just like my mother's lemon meringue. I would do a lot for another piece of that. And her chocolate meringue, warm from the oven...moan...
Tena
Oh, talk dessert to me, baby!
Onanism means whackinng off, banging the bishop, stroking the salami, tickling the tofu, smacking the smelt.
Thers
You make it sound so... I dunno, violent.
I must add that the Wikipedia article contains an old Japanese watercolor of a Samurai getting, er, Onanated by a female companion.
And lots of Victorian-era patented groin devices!
Hecate,
Barefoot Contessas has a nice lemon meringue recipe. If you want it I can send.
Come on, don't be so hard on him.
NTodd, Hoodlum
Whatever. 'e wrecked my good time.
To the west of Armadillo Tx, I think also to the west of the Caddilac Ranch, is this great truck stop called Jess's.
The rest of their fare is OK, but what was extordinary was their cream pies.
I don't know if it's still any good, but I'd stop there if I was driving that way, just to try it out, even for breakfast!
o·nan·ism (n-nzm)
n.
See coitus interruptus.
Masturbation.
I must add that the Wikipedia article contains an old Japanese watercolor of a Samurai getting, er, Onanated by a female companion.
I think I'm turning Japanese...
Afternoon, rational people (which includes Eli, btw)
Whatever. 'e wrecked my good time.
He often pulls boners like that.
Numbers are imaginary.
NTodd, Hoodlum
They are real but they don't exist.
Some numbers are real, some are imaginary. It's pretty complex.
[Man, that's a joke only a math major could get. I crack myself up sometimes.]
smacking the smelt
Mmm ... Fish!
I've got you eat out of the palm of my hand...
NTodd, Hoodlum | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 6:45 pm | #
Ha! What a reach! Around what set of facts did you come to that conclusion?
Oh Robert, you had to didn't you?
I am a rhubarb fanatic. I just love that stuff; stewed, in a pie, in a cobbler - it's ambrosia.
Afternoon, rational people (which includes Eli, btw)
Ooo, special dispensation!
Ha! What a reach! Around what set of facts did you come to that conclusion?
Well, I just pulled it out of my ass.
He often pulls boners like that.
NTodd
What a shame that such a fate should be-phallus.
Afternoon, rational people (which includes Eli, btw)
Ooo, special dispensation!
Eli
Well hello, Mr. More-Rational-Than-Thou...
Man, that's a joke only a math major could get.
No, not really.
What a shame that such a fate should be-phallus.
Yes, it's a real cock up.
CBS News doing a story about those crazy Phelps people picketing at military funerals.
Holy cow.
Will I have to hand in my liberal card when I tell you that I intensely dislike any stems that are supposed to be eaten? Rhubard and celery being prime examples.
Yes, it's a real cock up.
NTodd, Hoodlum
What can one say but, SPROING!
What can one say but, SPROING!
Damn, that's how I was planning to finish.
Bunch of bikers who call themselves the "Patriot Guard Riders" show up to counter the Phelps wackos and "shield" the families of the dead soldiers.
Will I have to hand in my liberal card when I tell you that I intensely dislike any stems that are supposed to be eaten? Rhubard and celery being prime examples.
Echidne of the snakes
's Ok. I can't stand fruit-filled desserts. Or cats.
What can one say but, SPROING!
Damn, that's how I was planning to finish.
NTodd, Hoodlum | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 6:51 pm | #
It was a fitting pudenda.
Is Steve LG around? The di Venere you steered me to is very, very nice! Grazi.
Damn, that's how I was planning to finish.
NTodd, Hoodlum
Shit.
Premature again.
I intensely dislike any stems that are supposed to be eaten? Rhubard and celery being prime examples.
Echidne of the snakes, I can eat celery, though I'd prefer it to be chopped for flavoring in a vegetable broth.
Rubarb, I hate in any form.
What is SPROING? Or do I dare to ask...
What is SPROING? Or do I dare to ask...
I can't believe the snake woman would ask...
's Ok. I can't stand fruit-filled desserts. Or cats.
Jay C. | 02.25.06 - 6:51 pm | #
Cats should not eat fruit.
What is SPROING? Or do I dare to ask...
Echidne of the snakes
Think onomatopoeia.
Or in this case, Onan-matopoeia.
A fruit-filled cat is often in bad taste.
res, I would love it. Thank you.
Tena, we get rhubarb in our farmers' markets, here. It's easy to grow; I imagine you could even get a short season in Colorado.
Onanerous
If you drive north to Cordes Junction, there's this coffee shop with pies to die for. People go there from miles around. I don't see the point myself. It's not exactly DuPars. They don't offer sourcream blueberry pie, after all.
Onanopoly: When one party controls all three branches of the Federal Government.
What is SPROING? Or do I dare to ask...
I can't believe the snake woman would ask...
I'm a babe in the woods in some respects. What I'm confused about if this is the initial unfurling stage or the final eruption stage.
Does anyone know the number assigned to that SD abortion ban bill?
I'm not at all concerned about people not liking rhubarb - means there's more for me.
no, sorry gotta a disagree. well, i agree he's a poseur, but he belives in jesus.
worse, he believes he's chosen. his presidency, unlikely as it is, is his anointment.
charley
well, he definitely thinks he's the chosen one. I guess my problem with believing he's sincere is that his version of xianity is really un-christian. but then again, most of the SUV-megachurch crowd doesn't seem to be particularly christian to me either.
he fakes so much in his life that it's hard for me to think that his religion isn't fake as well.
Jay C.: A fruit-filled cat is often in bad taste.
Ah, but what of feather-filled cats?
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pie and a martini make the best breakfast in the world. I am just saying.
Oh Robert, you had to didn't you?
I am a rhubarb fanatic. I just love that stuff; stewed, in a pie, in a cobbler - it's ambrosia.
Tena
Actually, I'm just hungry.
I'm not at all concerned about people not liking rhubarb - means there's more for me.
A good policy. I prefer friends who don't like chocolate for the same reason.
Does anyone know the number assigned to that SD abortion ban bill?
"HB1215, which next goes to the full House of Representatives, would make it a felony carrying a penalty of up to five years in prison for doctors and others to perform an abortion. However, abortions would be allowed to save the life of a pregnant woman."
I'm a babe in the woods in some respects.
You had me at "babe".
What I'm confused about if this is the initial unfurling stage or the final eruption stage.
Unfurling usually, but it can depend on context.
I'm not at all concerned about people not liking rhubarb - means there's more for me.
Tena, you can have all the rubarb I would have eaten if I liked it.
Onanself: should be obvious
Never rub another man's rhubarb.
pie and a martini make the best breakfast in the world. I am just saying.
Hecate Malificent
Maybe. I'm still partial to hot waffles, bacon and coffee, served in bed.
Also, my momma used to make shoe-fly pie that was pretty darn good and Vidalias makes a chess pie that's very nice. My friend E makes the very best applie pie in the whole world. It has a lot of cinnamon. My mom used to serve apple pie with cheddar cheese and swore that her relatives from Lancaster, PA always said, "An apple pie without the cheese is like the kiss without the squeeze."
Ah, but what of feather-filled cats?
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Jeffraham Prestonian
We'll be back with more of "Mutual of Omaha Presents 'Wild Curly'..."
To thine onanself be true!
So, jay, would it be proper to refer to it as SD HB 1215 ?
Right Blogistan: the Onanisphere or the Wankosphere.
upwards and onanwards
well, reading thru all i can say is
shock the monkey...
gw fucked up. and no one knows what to do about it.
the neocons are perfectly/pevertly happy. everything is going according to plan.
we don't comment on onangoing investigations
"HB1215, which next goes to the full House of Representatives, would make it a felony carrying a penalty of up to five years in prison for doctors and others to perform an abortion. However, abortions would be allowed to save the life of a pregnant woman."
Otherwise known as the Rapists' Rights Bill.
I'm surprised Phelps hasn't had the shit beat out of him at one of these funerals.
So, jay, would it be proper to refer to it as SD HB 1215 ?
Rage Time
I just had that article bookmarked from some local SD paper, you might want to google it to see if it has an official new designation -something like "2006 Act Number 47" or somesuch.
Hecate - used to be you find rhubarb growing in patches all over the mountains. Miners planted it.
It's not as easy to find just growing around any more. But a lot of people grow it. I don't have a place to plant it that gets enough sun - I don't think. I'm going to look next summer.
It grows great up there.
anselm's onantological argument for the existence of god
well, I see that Life Goes On.
Despite the never-ending efforts of Boosh to slaughter ort enslave us all.
Also, my momma used to make shoe-fly pie
I made this once for an American friend in England on Thanksgiving Day. We threw it out of the window, actually, but it was probably my mistake in the amount of molasses...
I guess now would be a bad time to whore my post on the root cause of congressional corruption.
Despite the never-ending efforts of Boosh to slaughter ort enslave us all.
Hiya, SD! Please don't panic or take offense if people appear to be talking about boycotting you.
I'm surprised Phelps hasn't had the shit beat out of him at one of these funerals.
TJ | 02.25.06 - 7:01 pm | #
He's hoping for just that. Almost the whole family are lawyers.
He's basically the real life equivalent of a troll.
El Gato Negro: that Englishman, at Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop?
That was no catnip...
I finally got a waffle iron that I'm happy with. Actually I've had it for years, but it looked so inauspicious, that I never bothered to clean it up and try it out. It came from a great aunt of mine, and I only got that box because no one else wanted the strange things in it. There was some interesting antique cookware that I was very interested in, including this very old waffle iron.
Before I first turned it on I removed the top and bottom of the cover to see what condition the nichrome wire and insulation was in. Both were in excellent shape, so I cleaned it up, and tried it out a month ago.
It makes great waffles that pop out easily from the pattern.
I'm surprised Phelps hasn't had the shit beat out of him at one of these funerals.
Me, too, I've got to say, if the funeral involved the NJ branch of my family, several large boys would have explained to the Phelps people why they shouldn't be there and, had the Phelps people not gotten the message, they'd have been given a real-life lesson in getting the ever-loving crap beaten out of them. Just sayin. The final words would have had something to do with not upsetting someone's mother.
We had another beautiful, sunny day here in the 'vegas, so I took a river picture, for no apparent reason.
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anselm's onantological argument for the existence of god
I have an idea of infinity.
That idea must come from something, err ahh, bigger than me....
Bye the Bye,
A certain Historian who hangs in this theatre in the round will be having a birthday one month from now, +1 day.
Just an advance warning.
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I once read that science had proven that dogs have no clue how big or small they are. The study was conducted to help explain why, say, a chihuahua might engage a Doberman in a fight. The dogs have no concept of relative size.
Draco
It's not that they don't realize it (dogs know, for instance, which jumps they can't make, which is realated to size). It's just that small dogs suffer from Napoleon complex.
At one point I had two lap-Rotties. Oy.
I guess now would be a bad time to whore my post on the root cause of congressional corruption.
I offer an even more fundamental explanation...
Onanowls
So I checked on my master photo directory which holds almost every shot taken with my Nikon D70, and it's... *gulp* 43GB.
Shoo-fly pie is to Your Humble Narrator what rhubarb is to Tena.
Come to think of it, I've never met a Pennsylvania Dutch baked good I didn't like.
And it shows. 
Oh, and by the way: timing is everything.
As Ed Wynn said: "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."
So, where was eorge;s deep aversion to "pagan" shrines when he visited Japan?
I have an idea of infinity.
No need to get onanery.
He's hoping for just that. Almost the whole family are lawyers.
He's basically the real life equivalent of a troll.
Carpbasman
Yeah, but still, if it were my son or daughter, it'd be worth whatever charges were brought to knock his teeth down his fucking throat.
Why is it that whenever I check back in here after an absence, especially weekends, someone is either talking about sex or trying to start a rhubarb?
Just an advance warning.
Hmpppph.
Hmpppph.
Thank god for a new thread, eh?
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HOLY SHIT.
I'm watching Scalia delivering a speech that he's reading.
This is bullshit.
Wow. OMG. Wow.
No wonder his speeches weren't broadcast.
Scalia is a moron.
Speaking of Phelps, is it true that Anne Coulter is his daughter? Sure would make sense, but maybe just another one of those comforting legends.
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
17th Century actor, Edmund Kean
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