I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Frist
Why bother?
20 second delay. Fuck you Haloscum.
Fourth?
In the top million!
Jerry Lewis?! NOOOOOO!
Do we have an extradition treaty with France?
More harmless fun found at DU
Written by a retired Methodist minister
Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,
I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.......aghhhhhhhhhh.......
Amen to that.
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Alright, I've got the heavy winter coat and Marge Gunderson hat on.
This can only mean one thing.
I am SWEATING to death here!
Sexth
Alright, I've got the heavy winter coat and Marge Gunderson hat on.
This can only mean one thing.
I am SWEATING to death here!
watertiger
Perhaps you should remove said garments? Radical notion, I know...
Jerry Lewis?! What will we tell the kids?!
WT - My apartment is way to warm except when the temp dips below freezing. That it is quite cool. Cold actually.
Fuck Doolittle and his fucking Auburn Dam!
Bad, bad naughty watertiger...
Ok, the kittens and puppies are very cute, but does anyone have a "dead neocon" website?
Well, I hope it is true, because what these fuckers have done to our country is neither *harmless* nor *fun.*
I only regret that tar and feathering has gone out of style.
Illiteracy a global concern: Laura Bush
I only regret that tar and feathering has gone out of style.
Don't forget the rail.
Bad, bad naughty watertiger...
heh.
i've stopped pirating, if that's any solace.
Perhaps you should remove said garments? Radical notion, I know..
No, i'm leaving now.
seriously.
i've stopped pirating, if that's any solace.
Did you get your Airport working, or are you just not surfing on the laptop?
Jerry Lewis?
Dean Martin must be spinning in his grave.
i've stopped pirating, if that's any solace.
You still wear the eyepatch though? Please tell me yes. And the puffy pirate shirt!
If you click through to the source, it also says that Delay will step down if he wins the primary, which will allow the rnc to appoint someone to stand in his place.
i've stopped pirating, if that's any solace.
watertiger
As you instructed, I sent that kittypic to cuteoverload.com, but so far, it seems to be a reject!
Sigh.
And Kyle 'Dusty' Foggo is beyond the rumor stage - lifelong bud of Brent 'Sleazo' Wilkes.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/s...=1684086&
page=1
March 3, 2006 — A stunning investigation of bribery and corruption in Congress has spread to the CIA, ABC News has learned.
The CIA Inspector General has opened an investigation into the spy agency's executive director, Kyle "Dusty" Foggo, and his connections to two defense contractors accused of bribing a member of Congress and Pentagon officials.
etc.
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Crooks and liars - ten years is too good for them.
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Duncan Black and Jerry Lee Lewis are going to testify?
i've stopped pirating, if that's any solace.
One hopes you will remain committed to rum, sodomy, and the lash...
I only regret that tar and feathering has gone out of style.
I'm hoping it will become the new black.
Kind of a retro-1770s thing.
All four of these partisan hacks found it necessary to vote with Bush against justice for California during the Enron-engineered enery rape. Sinking slowly and publicly into shame and unemployment and prison as the Ken Lay trial proceeds would be sweet justice indeed.
Posted by: Common Sense on March 4, 2006 at 12:49 PM | PERMALINK
Comment over at Kevin's post.
Wow. All four of them.
Rethuglican discipline. Rethug compassion. Rethug concern for lawful behavior.
Why do any Californians vote for Rethugs? And seems I saw poll indicating Ahnold is rehabbing his image by "moving to the center." Sheesh.
Jerry Lewis?! What will we tell the kids?!
Doozer
Not to mention Nice Lady.
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dead neocon" website?
spinoza |
Bad, bad naughty watertiger...
Good grief.
People are shameless.
ahhh...watching curling on the CBC on a saturday afternoon...soo zen
Good grief.
People are shameless.
Yeah, but on her it looks good.
Here's some news that must make Bush very happy (well, I'm sure he's oblivious as usual, but it would if he knew about it):
In a year or two, Venezuela will have a national guard twice as large as ours:
Around 500,000 Venezuelans will start a four-month military training programme today to turn them into members of the country's territorial guard. They are the first group of a total of 2m Venezuelan civilians who have so far signed up to become armed reservists.
By the summer of 2007, Venezuela is likely to have the largest military reserve in the Americas, which is expected to be almost double the size of that in the United States.
Weird, huh? It's almost as though they are afraid we might try to invade them and take their oil...
Don't forget the rail.
I figure my pitchfork will do double duty.
Unconfirmed rumors?
Will their spokespersons answer questions about lawyering up? Will any reporters *ask* for Christ's sake?
Is there a way that Neil Cavuto can invest in DC law firms?
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Afternoon, all.
Have I missed anything irksome since
last night?
Have I missed anything irksome since
last night?
steve simels
well we've missed YOU Steve!
I figure my pitchfork will do double duty.
A Frist-ke-bab sounds like a pretty good idea...
Unconfirmed rumours?
Isn't that redundant. If a rumour is confirmed, it ceases to be a rumour and becomes one of those pesky fact thingies.
Okay, must go take annoying event photos.
Ack.
Isn't that redundant. If a rumour is confirmed, it ceases to be a rumour and becomes one of those pesky fact thingies.
IT'S ONLY A THEORY!!!
Have I missed anything irksome since
last night?
steve simels
well we've missed YOU Steve!
Plum P
Are you calling steve irksome?
You did miss the concerted effort to have everyone send an e-mail to Atrios demanding that I be added to the blogroll here. Also you missed brief mention of my girth.
But, other than that, not so much.
I'll bet it won't turn out to be Jerry Lewis at all-- you'll see.
It will turn out that all of the criminal acts were committed by Buddy Love. It's that damn potion again.
And anyone who says otherwise is just setting themselves up for a visit from Fox Security.
And it's strictly on the up-and-up.
A Frist-ke-bab sounds like a pretty good idea...
Not appetizing, but worth doing anyway.
By the summer of 2007, Venezuela is likely to have the largest military reserve in the
Americas, which is expected to be almost double the size of that in the United States.
Weird, huh? It's almost as though they are afraid we might try to invade them
and take their oil...
rorschach | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 1:14 pm | #
You know what?
As much as I like the fact that
Chavez is poking a stick into
Bush's nose...
This is starting to smell like
Cuba. You know -- a regime that
will send its kids off to die
in a war -- like Angola -- that
it has no stake in.
No better than us, in other words.
Okay, must go take annoying event photos.
Ack.
fourlegsgood
Why would people want to record an annoying event?
well we've missed YOU Steve!
Plum P | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 1:16 pm | #
Aren't you the sweetest!!!!
BTW -- just saw the trailer for
the second PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN.
Looks hilarious....
We don't answer hypotheticals!
And they keep calling anyway.
Rumor has it that Fitzgerald is getting ready to indict Rove, Cheney and a few other WH insiders for their role in leaking the name of CIA analyst, Valerie Plame.
Unnamed sources inside the WH have stated that the president is drinking so heavily now that he can only be seen in public about 5 minutes a day.
Hey this IS fun.
This is starting to smell like
Cuba. You know -- a regime that
will send its kids off to die
in a war -- like Angola -- that
it has no stake in.
No better than us, in other words.
I'm not so sure about all that. Cuba was driven by International Communist ideology, which is defunct. Venezuela is making a bold stand in the postcolonial, post-Communist bloc era...
Speaking of looney California Repugs, let's not forget B-1 Bob Dornan.
Well, at least he didn't make her have an abortion.
ORLANDO, Fla. - An man accused in the death of his ex-girlfriend by setting her hair on fire was arrested, authorities said.
Dane Abdool, 19, was charged with first-degree murder after police said he admitted killing Amelia Sookdeo, 17, it was reported Friday. Abdool said the two got into an argument Feb. 25 because he thought she was pregnant.
Medical examiners found no evidence of pregnancy, Winter Garden police said.
The charging affidavit said Abdool forced Sookdeo from a car, wrapped her arms in tape, poured gasoline on her and flicked a lighter.
I'm not so sure about all that. Cuba was driven by International Communist
ideology, which is defunct. Venezuela is making a bold stand in the postcolonial,
post-Communist bloc era...
rorschach | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 1:21 pm | #
You're an optimist.
By the summer of 2007, Venezuela is likely to have the largest military reserve in the
Americas, which is expected to be almost double the size of that in the United States.
Problem? They'll all be Venezuelan peasants.
Our Problem: No Vehicles after Iraq.
Bonjour Moe!
enjoying the new tory govt so far???
I remember MST3K showing a movie B-1 Bob was in.
Acting chops equal to those of Ronnie RayGun's.
P.............U!
Hi Steve - I'm worn out from all the outrage this morning.
Speaking of looney California Repugs, let's not forget B-1 Bob Dornan.
Moe Szyslak | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 1:22 pm | #
Only crazy congresscritter who ever
starred in a movie done on MST3K.
Army reserves is a good way to keep people semi-employed, whether in the US or Venezuala. Not a problem so long as they're taking care of domestic emergencies and such. Big problem when there's a war.
Hey this IS fun.
left field
what's you source on the Fitzgerald story? We've been waiting for months and no new news, so where did you see that rumour?
ql in ny:
Outrage?
This morning?
What the in the sam scratch did I
miss?
I remember MST3K showing a movie B-1 Bob was in.
Did you see him on Tweety, gushing about W's 'package' on "Flightsuit/Mission Accomplished"
day?
Mornin' Kids!
.
Unnamed sources inside the WH have stated that the president is drinking so heavily now that he can only be seen in public about 5 minutes a day.
left field
Wouldn't surprise me in the least.
Bonjour Moe!
enjoying the new tory govt so far???
Plum P |
Rebonjour, Plum.
Well, lots of jokes thanks to Harper, so there's that.
But guess what? On Monday, I get my provincial health card. Here I am an American citizen without even landed immigrant status (yet), but the Canadian government gives me the health coverage that the American government won't. More than that, I can now travel to the states, and if I get in an accident and show up in the emergency room, my Canadian health card will pay the bill.
Is this a great country or what?
Is it just me or ot seems Keifer Sutherland is the voice-over now of one out of every 3 tv adverts. Corporate whore!
Terry C, Coldplayer:
Episode 612: The Starfighters.
Apart from Dornan, it has the
single funniest host segment
in the entire history of the
show.
The Tom Servo Academy Mens Choir.
If you don't believe in God, clap your hands
If you don't trust the Lord, clap your hands
If you reject the possibility of a Deity, then, clap your hands
And join the Church of England!
Doozer - 1:02 pm
Frankly, I prefer my dumbed-down Amerikan version:
If you don't believe in Jesus, clap your hands!
If you don't believe in Jesus, clap your hands!
If you don't believe in Jesus,
No "God bless you!" when ya sneezes!
If you don't believe in Jesus, clap your hands!©
(Where's Filkertom when you need him to back you up?)
Speaking of looney California Repugs, let's not forget B-1 Bob Dornan.
Moe Szyslak
Batshit crazy.
You're an optimist.
steve simels
It's a good thing my wife is asleep, because if she heard you say that, she'd laugh until she hurt herself.
Here I am an American citizen without even landed immigrant status (yet), but the Canadian government gives me the health coverage that the American government won't. More than that, I can now travel to the states, and if I get in an accident and show up in the emergency room, my Canadian health card will pay the bill.
Is this a great country or what?
Moe Szyslak
Sounds like MY kinda country.
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I think it's this Jerry Lewis. Though I may be confused.
I had so hoped that as chairman of the Senate Armed Service Commttee Pat Roberts would be on that list.
Could someone do some digging to find out if he has a yatch or out-sized DC home.
On Monday, I get my provincial health card.
WOW Moe! That's fantastic! You're on your way to canadian assimilation! Are you watching the women's Tournament of Hearts (curling)on the CBC ( you have to if you ever want to be a real canadian)?
Is it just me or ot seems Keifer Sutherland is the voice-over now of one out of every 3 tv adverts. Corporate whore!
Plum P
I like his dad's voiceovers on the orange juice commercials.
20 second delay. Fuck you Haloscum.
ql in ny
O-M-G! I missed that entirely...
Here I am an American citizen without even landed immigrant status (yet), but the Canadian government gives me the health coverage that the American government won't. More than that, I can now travel to the states, and if I get in an accident and show up in the emergency room, my Canadian health card will pay the bill.
Is this a great country or what?
Moe Szyslak
Moe...
Gloating does not become you.
You're on your way to canadian assimilation! Are you watching the women's Tournament of Hearts (curling)on the CBC ( you have to if you ever want to be a real canadian)?
Plum P
No, I gotta run in a bit. But I have been learning to ice skate. I'm also taking french lessons, although I hesitate to tell you that because I don't know squat yet.
Also, I get a drivers license this week as well.
Now, if I only I had my work permit.
Sheets!
Gloating does not become you.
Becomes the hell out of Canada, though.
Gloating does not become you.
You gotta admit, though, that the ironies abound.
I've gotta run. See you all tomorrow.
Good for ya, Moe, eh, but don't get so carried away that you try a triple-axel just to see if your coverage meets expectations!
From Cindy Adams at Pagesix.com:
"PAY attention. Pay large attention. Could be more, but for today the number is a dozen. At least a dozen members of Congress, primarily of the party currently in power, are about to be indicted. Influence peddling. One dozen."
It just doesn't matter.
We all know Defeatacrats are losers. Wait till November, we will win like we did in 2000, 2002, and 2004. I can't believe the defeatacrats nominated a "Traitor" to run against President Bush in 2004. Keep up the good work.
QuentinCompson"
"Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want."
Let me guess. The 43rd Psalm of the Book of Bush?
Cisco Kid,
Do you know why President Bush won the election in 2000? Because American's did not trust the Inventor of the internet to be our leader.
Do you know why Presient Bush won the election in 2004? Because Americans did not trust a Traitor to be our commander-in-chief.
Hannah
It's better to be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt.
Fool!
Do you know why President Bush won the election in 2000? Because American's did not trust the Inventor of the internet to be our leader.
No, no, no...it was God, not Americans. Pay attention.
"Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want."
Let me guess. The 43rd Psalm of the Book of Bush?
Cisco Kid | 03.04.06 - 2:59 pm
I mistakenly left out the minister's title: The 23rd Qualm.
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